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2013-03-12 08:30 9025132 Anonymous (hamnmered-copper-lamp-m.jpg 300x571 7kB)
Post stuff and I will say it on Vocaroo.
3 min later 9025203 Anonymous
Gotta get that ass
pass back some grass
ask black man jack
to sell some crack
5 min later 9025236 Anonymous
>>9025203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UTH0Jxoxex
7 min later 9025281 Anonymous
The time has come to get dubs
Also
>rape
7 min later 9025285 Anonymous (1358547698865.jpg 260x260 18kB)
8 min later 9025305 Anonymous (1350179679007.jpg 500x399 49kB)
>>9025236
9 min later 9025321 Anonymous
this
>>9020581
9 min later 9025331 Anonymous
I have a confession to make. I love retards. Every time I see a kid with down's I get rock hard. I'd love a piece of that tard ass. Goddamn I love me some fuck tards
12 min later 9025394 Anonymous
Say:
I love shoving moldy black dicks up my ass.
13 min later 9025411 Anonymous
>>9025281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vzl3ZworPY
>>9025285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Btlq8c6Avy
>>9025305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17uIOya9Rko
>>9025321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xA9VyaujnM
>>9025331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YDsSj9f1ug
14 min later 9025422 Anonymous
>>9025394
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uwa76ovs4Q
16 min later 9025475 Anonymous
you sounds like Eminem
17 min later 9025493 Anonymous
>>9025475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YZupNp6gTF
18 min later 9025538 Anonymous
JOHN MADDEN x 12
19 min later 9025556 Anonymous
>>9025475
palms are sweaty
knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
mom's spaghetti
21 min later 9025586 Anonymous (1362626173098.jpg 101x139 7kB)
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So 't was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
>>9025538
aeiou
21 min later 9025595 CapperGeneral
>>9025132
B.I.G., P-O, P-P-A
No info, for the, DEA
Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant
Tap my cell, and the phone in the basement
My team supreme, stay clean
Triple beam lyrical dream, I be that
Cat you see at all events bent
Gats in holsters girls on shoulders
Playboy, I told ya, bein mice to me
Bruise too much, I lose, too much
Step on stage the girls boo too much
I guess it's cause you run with lame dudes too much
Me lose my touch, never that
If I did, ain't no problem to get the gat
Where the true players at?
Throw your Rollies in the sky
Wave em side to side and keep your hands high
While I give your girl the eye, player please
Lyrically, niggaz see, B.I.G.
Be flossin jig on the cover of Fortune
Five double oh, here's my phone number
Your man ain't got to know, I got to go
Got the flow down pizat, platinum plus
Like thizat, dangerous
On trizack, leave your ass blizzack
22 min later 9025619 Anonymous
I used to cop a lot
But never copped no drop
Hold mics like pony tails, tight, and bob a lot
22 min later 9025620 Holy Roman Emperor (eagle_of_the_holy_roman_empire.png 812x724 73kB)
Illegitimum non carborundum;
Domine salvum fac.
Illegitimum non carborundum;
Domine salvum fac.
Gaudeamus igitur!
Veritas non sequitur?
Illegitimum non carborundum—ipso facto!
23 min later 9025650 Anonymous
Say:
snaijnhdpsanhdpin2pinpidnpnansdsnap inindijnsinfdanindsnainsdinianidnhw aniundinasindiuwnainsindknainiudnhw inainsdewhuqeuqndqnxin9wnd9nainsdiw nnd9wqn9asoindi9uwqnhuhuhuhuhuuhuuh uhuhuhuhuhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
26 min later 9025716 Anonymous
>>9025538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KFUbzVdgAB
>>9025556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jLJhy17eXB
>>9025586
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nqu6bnmPqJ
>>9025595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AYoMRWPpPS
>>9025619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s138opvYbAve
>>9025620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QwgVTyhz2h
>>9025650
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gm00EXYsmP
28 min later 9025746 Anonymous
>>9025716
>not rapping the lyrics
fug u
29 min later 9025765 Anonymous (1353730953742.jpg 327x388 11kB)
>>9025716
based OP delivers
29 min later 9025766 Anonymous
>>9025716
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gm00EXYsmP
Oh god my sides
>That last bit
You had it coming.
Thank you based anon.
30 min later 9025782 Anonymous
>>9025746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mB19YMO79t
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QvgZpbVDl7
31 min later 9025806 Anonymous
>>9025782
wow u suk
try dis
Type profile low, like A in Paid in Full
Attract heavy cash cause the game's centripetal
Mister Fantastik, long dough like elastic
Guard my life with twin Glocks that's made out of plastic
Can't stand a brown nosing nigga fake ass bastard
Admiring my style, tour bus through Manhattan
Plotting, plan the quickest, my flow's the sickest
My hoes be the thickest, my dro the stickiest
Street nigga, stamped and bonafide
When beef jump niggas come get me cause they know I ride
True to the ski mask, New York's my origin
Play a fake gangsta like a old accordion
According to him, when the D's rushed in
Complication from the wire testimony was thin
Caused his man to go up north, the ball hit 'em again
Lame rap snitch nigga even told on the Mexican
32 min later 9025819 CapperGeneral
>>9025716
hahahaha worth it
34 min later 9025864 Anonymous
>>9025806
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mB19YMO79t
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XT0PDzLiZk
35 min later 9025877 Anonymous
sing the entire my little pony theme song. do it faggot.
37 min later 9025907 Anonymous
>>9025864
sik flow neegro
37 min later 9025911 Anonymous
>>9025877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04M0r2srcnE
38 min later 9025928 Anonymous
>>9025864
No u.
Mr. Fantastik's awesome, fuk u neegro.
39 min later 9025947 Anonymous
This composition is in the key of G major. OH GABE NEWELL! don't scare me like that. Thanks alot now I forgot what to write for my FlutterxBigmac fanfiction. Ello guv'nur, fancy a cuppa? How about no cause ur a cunt. lel. Y'all motherfuckas need Jesus, fuck that you need me, because I am the lord of autism. U jelly?
39 min later 9025948 Anonymous
Something tainted leaves a mark in the place it lies unseen.
Crippled magic, left behind, grows in strength and grows in evil.
And its casters now would find it has grown foul and obscene.
Lightning splits the angry skies. Cat and serpent locked in struggle
Come too near to where it lies, feeding on the lightning's fire.
Now it takes them unawares, molds and twists and shapes and severs,
'Til within dark magic's lair something rises from the pyre.
Something new is born this night, born in hurt and fear and anger,
Creature formed of magic's might, born to hate and rend and kill.
Please based OP. Rest of it is here.
http://www.elfquest.com/fun/AWRSong book.html
43 min later 9026008 Anonymous
>>9025911
10/10
47 min later 9026074 Anonymous
>>9025911
You sound like Seto Kaiba.
49 min later 9026100 Anonymous
WE HERE A FART FROM SCOOBY AND WE SEE HIS PENIS GO COMANDO ON WALTER THE FARTING DOG WHILE WALTER SAYS "LOOK AT MY BALLS AND MY DICK BECAUSE I'M SO GAY AND I SPANK MY MONKEY TO SCOOBY'S FARTS, JAKE'S FARTS, AND MY FARTS BECAUSE I WATCH SPONG BOB RIP HIS PENIS WHILE HE WAS ALL LIKE "ALL YA STEROIDS YA ROIDS YES ALL YA" BUT THEY WERNT STEROIDS, THEY WERE ASSES BECAUSE THE ASS LEVEL WAS HIGH LIKE REX ON CRACK LAST NIGHT DURING THE FART ORGY WITH MAH BOI AND THE FARTING COWS WHICH THERE FARTS NUDER ME LIKE THE GAY PROSTATE DOC ON STEROIDS WITH HIS ASS BUDDIE STICKING DILDOS UP SCOOBY WHILE HES DOING THE FART SCENE WHICH GIVES ME A BONER THAT LASTS FOR WEEKS LIKE REX HUMPING DILDOS TO THE OGEY LAST NIGHT, WITH HIS PENIS THAT IS "BIG AND HASTY LIKE A BIG N TASTY OFF THE DOLLAR MENU" WHILE REX MASTERBATES TO RUFF RUFFMAN'S DICK WHILE RUFF RUFFMAN GIVES ME A BLOW JOB WHILE PLAYING GAY BASEBALL WITH HIS PENIS."
52 min later 9026154 Anonymous
>>9026100
What the fuck did I just read?
53 min later 9026190 Anonymous
>>9025947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ncZnybEWn0
>>9025948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09utt1H40fK
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KKNtDC7DWC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YFuuDKoXRV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xsRl0fu5zX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gPALymxcB5
>>9026100
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T2d7Csm1xq
56 min later 9026236 Anonymous
>>9026190
here try this
It’s like Cap Planet threw his Palm Pilot in the sea
Surfin' earth, water, fire, and wind
We’ll see; he’ll be in around 3
Said the secretary carry in the bag of secrets
That made him legendary
“Pleased to meet you” he said to each and every Godlee
John Gotti had to bury the body
With a shotty
Word to the squad of Shock Lee, I be
Young Harvey over hip hop beats
Tax free like imagine it free from all actual greed
A tall statute but I still talk at you, B
Native chief with a taboo tea smackin' apples out of Eve’s hand standin' in the garden of Ed'
1 hours later 9026292 Mr E the Psychopath
>>9025132
Echolalia is the immediate and involuntary repetition of either ambient sounds or of vocalisations made by another person. It is closely related to echopraxia, the automatic repetition of movements made by another person. Therefore, i have Echolalia.
1 hours later 9026310 Anonymous (2thankyou4helping.gif 236x196 202kB)
>>9026190
Thank you based OP!
I love you forever.
1 hours later 9026321 Anonymous
challenge!
I'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady
But nice cause I texted haiti
90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80.
Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words"
Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds.
I'm a gay sea otter.
I blow other dudes out of the water.
I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin,
Cold and fly like an arctic puffin,
Puffin whacky tobaccy
Hatin other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki
And I've been rockin this mic before electricity
Way back in 1000 BCE - that's before the common era.
(Woah) I can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up
Chick's got a dixie cup, I gotta dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up.
A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person.
I give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person.
1 hours later 9026325 Anonymous
brb having a seizure: ahu ahu ahu ahu ahu ahu ahu ahu ahu ahu, uma uma uma uma uma uma uma uma uma uma uma pia pia pia pia pia pia pia pia pia pia pia pia pia pia ugugugugugugugugugugugugugu aaaaaaaaaaooooooooooommmmmmmm ma
1 hours later 9026358 Anonymous
>>9026321
>bo burnham
disgusting.
1 hours later 9026400 Anonymous
>>9026358
its better than rap
1 hours later 9026402 Anonymous
>>9025948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kKL18p63T4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XFmdD1l3Hw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rEHFJKV4Zr
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zlyyQyn5Kk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1baHU9krkHu
>>9026236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11XdC3VHKFI
>>9026292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lGribS8bIl
>>9026321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1liJenG6XkX
>>9026325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EoxDolhjVg
1 hours later 9026407 Anonymous
>>9026400
>better than rap
nopenopenopenopenope
1 hours later 9026416 Anonymous
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.
You have a nice voice, OP. I'd listen to your voice is you did audio books.
1 hours later 9026420 Anonymous
Gossip, gossip, nigga just stop it
Everybody know I'm a motherfucking monster
I'm-a need to see your fucking hands at the concert
I'm-a need to see your fucking hands at the concert
Profit, profit, nigga I got it
Everybody know I'm a motherfucking monster
I'm-a need to see your fucking hands at the concert
I'm-a need to see your fucking hands
The best living or dead hands down, huh
Less talk, more head right now, huh
And my eyes more red than the devil is
And I'm about to take it to another level, bitch
No matter who you go and get
Ain't nobody cold as this
Do the rap and the track, triple double no assists
And my only focus is staying on some bogus shit
Arguing with my older bitch, acting like I owe her shit
I heard that people sing raps to give the track pain
Bought the chain that always give me back pain
Fucking up my money so yeah I had to act sane
Chi nigga but these hoes love my accent
1 hours later 9026435 PonyDelight
PonyDelight is the best tripfag on /mlp/
1 hours later 9026438 Anonymous
>>9026402
Dude, you don't have to do literally all of them, but thanks.
The songs are nicely done if you like folk, they're worth listening to them.
1 hours later 9026472 Anonymous
>>9026420
Kanye, Rick Ross, Jay Z,Nicki Minaj in one song?
I like Kanye's producing but good lord his lyrics hurt me, and the people he makes music with
1 hours later 9026474 Anonymous
Twixt Trent and Tweed, quite near to Stoke,
A bloke's big, black, back brake block broke.
He was a sheik, Gig-whip by name,
The sixth one to be called the same.
This shy man owned a flock of sheep;
One day some sorrow made him weep.
His sixth sheep fell into ill health
(He didn't feel to well himself).
His son ran to the doctor's, 'Is it
Too late,' he cried, 'to pay a visit?'
The doctor hurried, quite appalled,
'Gig-Whip, Gig-Whip, Gig-Whip.' He called.
'You ate black bug's blood broth, you say?
No bug's black blood for you today.'
'For you and ewe, I think it's best,
That you should have a month of rest.
I think you need an ocean cruise.
With good sea air, you'll cure your blues.'
So they threw three quick things in a trunk,
And on a steamer booked a bunk.
But half way through the cruise that week,
The stupid steamer sprang a leak.
Across the hole, they nailed a plank,
But still the sinking steamer sank.
The shy sick sixth sheik sank, it's true.
The shy sick sixth sheik's sheep sank too.
The should have stayed with the other bloke,
In a soft shot-silk sash shop near Stoke.
1 hours later 9026525 Anonymous
>>9026402
fantastic lol
1 hours later 9026540 Anonymous
>>9026400
Rap isn't a genre, it's a style of vocal delivery.
1 hours later 9026572 Anonymous
>>9026540
this
hiphop's still masterrace though
1 hours later 9026591 Anonymous
>>9026540
>>9026572
thrash is best music
1 hours later 9026609 Anonymous
>>9026572
>>9026591
>not contemporary classical
nigga please
1 hours later 9026620 Anonymous (Fukken saved.gif 100x100 50kB)
>>9025132
That's a really fantastic lamp.
1 hours later 9026644 Anonymous
>>9025948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VQ9Q3Y1S7L
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vBwszVbbeE
>>9026438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00fCT3ovRay
>>9026416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EAXK6if0rQ
>>9026420
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WC7lprVfdb
>>9026435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZpYw6aNUeL
>>9026474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t0CCjOc35o
1 hours later 9026649 Anonymous
>>9026609
>not a hybrid of jazz and hip-hop and/or triphop
anon pls
1 hours later 9026662 Anonymous (1358387413664.jpg 706x692 241kB)
Lazy Deconstruction of the Insides of a Rapper
And I look like Gollum
And I eat like ghandi
And I talk like hitler
And I think like Ronnie
James Dio, second best singer of Black Sabbath
Cause rabbits with black magic hats
Are worn out of force of habit that
Will make me the classical untermensch
and the modern day ubermensch
My heads erasened like David Lynch
Smokin’ Gilliam out in a synch
Will Smith’s not innocent
For cents he can repent the sentence that “Lents a
Slender fender sender to the front desk of bender”
Kissing shiny metal ass
Cummin inside rainbow dash (faster faster faster)
Than a speeding bullet train with a mullet headed insolence
I’m the incredulous nebulous
Fabulous Oblivious
Blizzards Competition ‘Blivion
Been shimmying; working rim jobs for skyrim
Handed dime rolls for the elder scrolls
Spared by brothers
Can you smother me
So motherly
With cutlery and set me free
For the fee that you just handed me
1 hours later 9026684 Anonymous
>>9026649
>not harsh noise or field recordings
step up senpai
1 hours later 9026709 Anonymous
>>9026662
ctd.
I BDSM with IBM
Use a credit card or ATM
Now phlegm
My member with the hate of them
When Men are men and girls are femme
It makes sense in the present tense
Through battlements of ICBMs.
ICDB DBCDB2 4IMDNDNNICDC Cecil B Demille Sees the Bee 4E8DB DBS8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
0
I broke the rules
I’m a film projector hero
“We have Liftoff”
And I’m pissed off.
I drink Molotov
If stirred piss off
Shaken like their jacked off
You know what’s whacked up
That you’re a fuck off.
Loftily I’ve been to soft to thee
And playfully but not merrily
However it may be innefectual
I tell you I’m an asexual
Now Fucken’ A, Let’s get sexual.
1 hours later 9026729 Anonymous
>>9026644
holy shit you have to finish the verse now
Chick came up to me and said
"This the number to dial
If you wanna make your #1 your #2 now"
Mix that Goose and Malibu I call it "Malibooyah"
Goddamn, Yeezy, how he hit them with a new style?
Throw that motherfucker; "well, what you gonna do now?
Whatever I want to do, gosh, it's cool now"
Know I'm gonna do, ah, it's the new now
Think you motherfuckers really really need to cool out
Cause you'll never get on top of this
So mami, best advice is just to get on top of this
Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?
Put the pussy in a sarcophagus
Now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus
Head of the class and she just want a swallowship
I'm living in the future so the present is my past
My presence is a present kiss my ass
1 hours later 9026744 Anonymous
>>9026684
>not that + jazz + triphop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3JI 1ydtq4E
1 hours later 9026751 Anonymous
>>9026644
when I was a child I read a book, (and I'm sure many others read it too), a book called Fox in Socks by the great author, Doctor Seuss. It starts:
What do you know about tweetle beetles? well... When tweetle beetles fight, it's called a tweetle beetle battle. And when they battle in a puddle, it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle. AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle. AND... When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle... ...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle. AND... When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. AND... When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle. THIS is what they call... ...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottles paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!
I loved this poem when I was a kid and I still do!
1 hours later 9026754 Anonymous
>>9026609
actually i listen to thrash, industrial, and grunge as well as orchestral and symphonic pieces. even seen a little opera. saw Bach's Mass in B flat. had box seats. was fantastic!
1 hours later 9026846 Anonymous
>>9026744
but this is neither harsh noise nor field recording
1 hours later 9026855 Anonymous
>>9026662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ICloFpIg91
>>9026709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vNqTzpEvLf
>>9026729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KfUqJr7ssu
>>9026751
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JP8AXdbwMl
>>9026754
>>9026684
>>9026649
>>9026609
>>9026591
>>9026540
>>9026407
>>9026400
/mu/ pls
1 hours later 9026857 Anonymous
I AM THE OMEGA CUNT DESTROYER! ALL PUSSIES WILL BE DEVOURED IN A INSTANT! BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER OR BE EXECUTED! JOIN MY ARMY AND TOGETHER WE WILL DESTROY ALL PUSSIES!!!! (Yes you have to scream this too)
> :3
1 hours later 9026872 Anonymous
>>9026857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03RHMVh71qX
1 hours later 9026890 Anonymous
I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like niggers...no siree!
There's two known things that'll make me puke
And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook!
You know it...cause I show it
Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!
And the NAACP
Would sure like to get a-hold of nigger-hatin' me!
Roses are red, and violet's are blue
And nigger's are black, you know that's true
But they don't mind, cause what the heck!
You gotta be black to get a welfare check!
And I'm broke...no joke
I ain't got a nickel for a coke!
And I ain't black, you see
So Uncle Sam won't help poor nigger-hatin' me.
Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo...where are you?
I's here in the woodpile...watchin' you
Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo...come out!
No! Cause I'm scared of the white man's a-way down South
You know it!...cause I show it.
Stick your black head out and I'll blow it!
And the NAACP
Can't keep you away from little old nigger-hatin' me!
Mirror, mirror...on the wall
Who is the blackest of them all?
A man named King, and there ain't no doubt
That he's causin' lots of trouble with his baboon mouth.
Brewin'...he's a doin'
It's caused by the trouble he's a-brewin'
And the NAACP
Can't win if the white men stick with nigger-hatin' me!
Hey! Mr. President! What do you say?
When are we whites gonna have our day?
The nigger's had there's such a long, long time
I'm white, and it's time that I had mine!
You know it...cause I show it!
Stick your black head out and I'll blow it!
And the NAACP
Can't win if the white man sticks with nigger-hatin' me
1 hours later 9026894 PonyDelight
>>9026644
hahaha omg that was awesome
1 hours later 9026897 Anonymous
>>9026846
Uhm. Ok let's see...
Is this harsh enough?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUtj ZQ9DQCo
dat underground lo-fi doe
1 hours later 9026990 Anonymous
>>9026890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uj1hncgX7u
1 hours later 9027029 Anonymous
>>9026897
I didn't ask for no vaporwave, nigga
you got something more like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wBO kxRa2Ic
1 hours later 9027050 Anonymous
>>9026855
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. You can write good and copyright but copyright doesn't mean copy good - it might not be right good copy, right?
Now, writers of religious services write rite, and thus have the right to copyright the rite they write.
Conservatives write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric might write right rite, and have the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright would be right. Then it might be copy good copyright.
Should Thom Wright decide to write, then Wright might write right rite, which Wright has a right to copyright. Copying that rite would copy Wright's right rite, and thus violate copyright, so Wright would have the legal right to right the wrong. Right?
Legals write writs which is a right or not write writs right but all writs, copied or not, are writs that are copyright. Judges make writers write writs right.
Advertisers write copy which is copyright the copy writer's company, not the right of the writer to copyright. But the copy written is copyrighted as written, right?
Wrongfully copying a right writ, a right rite or copy is not right.
1 hours later 9027056 Anonymous
>>9027029
>>9026897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0psqWJW8oxV
1 hours later 9027088 Anonymous
>>9027029
2harsh4me
>>9027056
OP, you're a real faggit, stop trying to be funny
1 hours later 9027102 Anonymous (1357960407140.jpg 500x413 25kB)
>>9026855
Anon delivers, and I can say you got the rainbow dash voice perfect. But a wild fluttershy appears.
"All right! Since you really wanna know... [inhales] The armscye's tight, the middy collar doesn't go with the shawl lapel, the hems are clearly machine-stitched, the pleats are uneven, the fabric looks like toile, you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for a topstitch or maybe a traditional blanket stitch and the overdesign is reminiscent of pret-a-porter and not true French haute couture. [pauses] But, uh... you know... um, whatever you want to do is fine."
1 hours later 9027117 Anonymous
хуй хуй хуй хуй хуй
1 hours later 9027118 Anonymous
“I know how you hunger for it. I know how much you want it. I know how much you crave it. Beneath that whimper I can see the exquisite flame of desire in your eyes as your walls clamp around my fingers and your body glistens with lust. Just ask and your King will deliver.”
“Show me. Show me the brutish man who dared to put his hands on what is mine: Your heart, mind, soul, your body…oh yes, let’s not forget your body; most especially the fire between your thighs, the fire that will burn only for me. I will extinguish that fire for you, but it will only return hotter, won’t it, dear? So be a good girl and point him out to me, so that I may show all of Midgard what happens when one dares to take what is mine.”
There are reasons for everything, and this is the reason tumblr makes me uncomfortable.
1 hours later 9027120 Anonymous (154843_261041507361145_310001902_n.png 381x510 269kB)
>>9027088
faggot*
1 hours later 9027122 Anonymous
>>9027056
I lol'd
1 hours later 9027131 Anonymous
>>9027050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16WuOZ8zCK1
1 hours later 9027138 Anonymous
Niggers by lil Wayne.
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA WEED WEED WEED WEED NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER WEED WEED SEX BITCH SEX SEX SEX BITCH BITCH BITCH NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NEGRO NEGRO NEGRO NEGRO ASS PUSSY BITCH BITCH NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WED WEED WEED NIGGA WEED WEED NIGGA WEED WEED WEED NIGGER WEED NIGGA NIGGA WEED WEED NIGGA NIGGA WEED WEED!
1 hours later 9027142 Anonymous (1355128411913.jpg 251x245 15kB)
>>9027056
hey OP, pic related
1 hours later 9027166 Anonymous
>>9027050
LEL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15l8qpjXnNI
1 hours later 9027247 Anonymous (well done op.png 350x371 127kB)
>>9027131
1 hours later 9027249 Anonymous
I'd just like to interject for one moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
1 hours later 9027265 Anonymous (1362188741832.jpg 501x720 71kB)
> pic related.
1 hours later 9027329 Anonymous
>>9027102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YUEDQxuOC5
>>9027117
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rcfBLLHhUI
>>9027118
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s5J5gT3QVz
>>9027138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SgbNZFgZpI
>>9027142
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17pCQOYRNFo
>>9027249
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gwI6qyii3s
>>9027265
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sGCEKC2r0J
1 hours later 9027336 Anonymous
Pappy pony picked a pluck of prickly pluffnuggets
1 hours later 9027348 Anonymous
>>9027336
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xUg1jU52fP
1 hours later 9027421 Anonymous (1355954379924.jpg 399x328 55kB)
>pic related
1 hours later 9027446 Anonymous
>>9027421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JvZBHWo3JC
1 hours later 9027458 Anonymous
>>9027329
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sGCEKC2r0J
Oh holy fuckin shitballs, that fucking hungry caterpillar.
1 hours later 9027496 Anonymous
A Kentukian named Knott could not knit, so Knott invented a knitter called the Knott Knitter, but the Knott Knitter would not knit knots. One day while Knott was not knitting on the Knott Knitter, Knott invented an attachment for the Knott Knitter called the Knott Knitter Knotter. When Knott attached the Knott Knitter Knotter to the Knott Knitter, no man could knit knots like Knott knit on the Knott Knitter.
1 hours later 9027520 Anonymous
read the comics on this page
use your best joker impression
http://www.dialbforblog.com/archive s/136/
1 hours later 9027537 Anonymous (1356662309236.png 3230x1849 1420kB)
Either the morgan freeman one, the gibert gdofreid one or whichever you're best at.
1 hours later 9027569 Anonymous (1355791777971.png 764x3900 1839kB)
>>9027329
fuckin fantastic. tis another pic related
1 hours later 9027573 Anonymous
Sir Stan Sea saw seven speds sitting straight stylishly slurping sloppy sauce staining several shirts, so sir stan sea sold several stained shirts south sudan, seperately selling several sausage stained shirts south sevilla, spain, suspending seven speds selling sloppy sauce south senegal, surprisingly scaring several speds stealing sloppy sauce south Sydney, several speds said sorry, surprisingly sir stan sea said stealing = suspension.
2 hours later 9027629 Anonymous
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
2 hours later 9027736 Anonymous (image.jpg 166x160 2kB)
>>9027629
i await this eagerly
2 hours later 9027759 Anonymous (waiting for epic.gif 320x240 1255kB)
>>9027629
2 hours later 9027765 Anonymous
>>9027496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DTOVn3iVK7
>>9027520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KnXvc8FxjL
>>9027537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rK4clUVmcT
>>9027569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07rkWHZaKq3
>>9027573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rik0pzRcFF
>>9027629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iSbPpmL0j8
2 hours later 9027785 Anonymous
>>9027629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09KKXBnnuUF
Capcha impassioned qunits
2 hours later 9027826 Anonymous
dundundundundundun- DUN! Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive. CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY SWEETIE SWEETIE GIRLS LOVE CHEWING CHEWING CHEWING CHEWING CHEWING CUTIE CUTIE CHEW- CHEW- CHEW- CHEWING LOVE CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY SWEETIE SWEETIE GIRLS LOVE CHEWING CHEWING CHEWING CHEWING CHEWING CUTIE CUTIE SO CANDY LOVE. Oh, Twilightchan, not there~ not my elbow! I am completely heterosexual, nut Big Bang is the best band ever.
2 hours later 9027851 Anonymous (1356012815247.jpg 522x245 36kB)
2 hours later 9027887 Anonymous
>>9027826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Ktm3t7lju
>>9027851
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03DBRHe9crK
2 hours later 9027902 Anonymous (1360214152177.jpg 1600x900 669kB)
One of these please, Green Lantern and the painting or Batman and the thug preferably.
2 hours later 9027919 Anonymous
Twilight Sparkle was getting ready for a meeting with Princess Celestia. She organized the liberarium, dusted the books, and cleaned Spike with corrosive acid. Just then, the bell rang. As Twilight went to rang it, she was hoping it was Celestia and all her glory. She started to feel herself get wet.
She opened the door...
"SURPRISE!" That retarded pink pony everyone likes but secretly hates came bursting trough the door. Twilight groaned and Spike whined, still recovering from the acid bath. Pinkie started to speak.
"HI TWILIGHT! ARE YOU EXCITED TO SEE ME? BECAUSE I'M EXCITED. I MEAN, NOT TO SEE ME BUT SEE YOU. HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF ANYWAY? I MEAN-"
"Pinkie you fucking asshead" Twilight began, "I have important stuff to do. I am waiting for Princess Celestia, and I can't do that with you fucking everything up the ass."
Twilight then levitated the skinless Spike with her magic, and flung him at Pinkie Pie. It missed, and Spike flew out the door, flying down the streets of Ponyville before landing in a barrel of salt.
"BUT TWILIGHT" The pink cunt exclaimed, "I NEED HELP WITH MY CUPCAKE MAKING, AND YOU HAPPEN TO BE NE-"
"Pinkie, we both know what's gonna happen. All of Ponyville does. And now Rainbow Dash is dead, and it's all your fault. Why they don't press charges on you I'm not sure. But please, just go the fuck away and die in a dumpster."
Meanwhile, as Twilight and Pink Piss argued about the economy, Princess Celestia happened to stumble upon a pained skinless Spike, his muscle burning from salt. Celestia licked her lips.
Spike could only whimper in pain...
2 hours later 9027922 Anonymous (1359240139359.gif 480x360 294kB)
>>9027765
OP, you are giving me untold amounts of pleasure
2 hours later 9027951 Anonymous
NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA NIGGANIGGAPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEP ONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONE PONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPON EPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPO NEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONEPONE
2 hours later 9027955 Anonymous (1319524255261.jpg 600x655 138kB)
2 hours later 9027966 Anonymous (whydidievensavethis.jpg 1000x816 431kB)
>>9027902
This one, to.
2 hours later 9027969 Anonymous (440fd194b650.jpg 460x679 74kB)
>>9027922
same fag, last one. another pic related
2 hours later 9027979 Anonymous
Hey OP, can you try to make these sounds with your mouth?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjBb EHqKFgI
thanks
2 hours later 9027992 Anonymous
>>9027966
>Dat filename.
2 hours later 9028012 Anonymous
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for doing this, op.
2 hours later 9028056 Anonymous (tumblr_miztnuEmDb1r9sidco1_500.png 461x346 171kB)
> pic related, and try to mimic pegasus' voice please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvd U2RKKUYg
Seriously, you sound like Kaiba.
2 hours later 9028081 Anonymous
>>9027902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e6AyKReO6g
>>9027919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UE98CaalpI
>>9027951
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K38k2B4tSm
>>9027955
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uzMmKsZVIR
>>9027966
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pvzudhYcns
>>9027969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oFL86EoChL
2 hours later 9028144 Anonymous
>>9027979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MqSNXmF7ef
>>9028056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M3IiUGX6SP
2 hours later 9028151 Anonymous
>>9027537
This again, but the V for Vendetta one please.
2 hours later 9028188 Anonymous
Echolalia is the immediate and involuntary repetition of either ambient sounds or of vocalisations made by another person. It is closely related to echopraxia, the automatic repetition of movements made by another person. Therefore, i have Echolalia.
2 hours later 9028223 Anonymous
nigger dicks
2 hours later 9028227 Anonymous
>>9028151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wIRR39dhXP
2 hours later 9028246 Anonymous
>>9028188
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kFueZQFNPc
>>9028223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CQ1GYwxATv
2 hours later 9028282 Anonymous
Sing as much of poker face as you can.
2 hours later 9028305 Anonymous
Hey OP,
Can you sing like tis guy pls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR3k -9UpJQ0
the lyrics are on his vid
2 hours later 9028316 Anonymous
>>9028282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CiIfXYUUVf
2 hours later 9028343 Anonymous
Can you tell me a story about you life?
Can you do an impression of dubstep?
2 hours later 9028365 Anonymous
>>9028316
you're a good sport OP
2 hours later 9028374 Anonymous
>>9028227
'Tis cool but I implore you give it a try, I haven't seen the movie either but it's just doing the quote (found in the upper left about the over propelled pegasi) in a ranting Hugo Weaving voice as below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKvv OFIHs4k
CAPTCHA: amplire sides
2 hours later 9028407 Anonymous
>>9028374
But nice hannibal lector regardless.
2 hours later 9028480 Anonymous
>>9028305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QlB4vy49Wo
>>9028343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a1Jf5t06sy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0coHypfd72M
>>9028374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0appOHyUhrG
2 hours later 9028542 Anonymous (Oh look, it's THIS thread again..jpg 640x480 25kB)
>>9028374
Oh look, it's this movie again.
Some kind of propaganda about how the government is evil and you should fight the power. I doubt it was this strawman in the comics.
2 hours later 9028573 Anonymous
Rock-a-bye baby on a tree top
WUBWUBWUB WUB DAN DUN DAN DUN WUB WUB WUB WUB DAN DUN DAN DUN WUB WUB WUB DAN DAN DAN DUUUUN WUB WUB WUB DAN DUN DAN DUN WUBBO WUBBO WUB! BZZZZZZZZZZZZT BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT BZT BZT BZT BZT B-B-B-B-ZZZZZZZZZZT HEY Y'ALL WUB WUB WUB WUB DAN DUN DAN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAN WUB WUB WUB WUB DAN DUN DAN DUN WEB WUB WEB WUB DUN DAN DUN DAN WUB WUB WUB WUB WEB DAN DUN DAN DUN! Bom bom kick bom kick bom bom kick! TURN UP THE BASS WAB WAB WUB WUB WUB WUB WAB WUB DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN WERB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB ERB WUB DAN DAN DAN DAN DUN WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB! DUUUUUUN! WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB! WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB! WREEEE WREEEEEE WREEEEEEEEEB WUB WUB WREEEEEEEEE WREEEEEEEEEEEE WWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUB! DUN DUN DUN! Yes OP you have to sing this.
2 hours later 9028599 Anonymous
Hi.
2 hours later 9028646 Anonymous
>>9028573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dd4qbRs354
>>9028599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mhhswlo6UD
Alright guys, OP signing out
2 hours later 9028725 Anonymous
>>9028646
bye.
2 hours later 9028803 Anonymous
>>9028646
God damn it i just was about to request something.
2 hours later 9028867 Anonymous
>>9025236
>apologizing for being white
Dont listen to those damn fucking Jews any longer, fuck sake.
3 hours later 9029631 Anonymous
>>9028480
That sounds like an interesting trip. I went to Disneyworld, once, and promptly got a double ear infection. We didn't bring coats because it's Florida, it'll be totally warm, but it wasn't, and then the Haunted Mansion broke down.
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