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2013-03-12 06:01 9022947 Anonymous (Who_Goes_There.png 1276x712 1128kB)
Why do the Canterlot guard need spears? All they have to do is use magic.
1 min later 9022957 Anonymous
In terms of weapons, are spears the most technologically advanced weapons in Equestria?
2 min later 9022964 Anonymous (21872378202602.jpg 320x240 11kB)
2 min later 9022967 Anonymous
You have to stand still to cast magic. And standing still in battle is a death sentence.
3 min later 9022974 Anonymous
I wonder how they would react to seeing a nuke. Would they still be chucking spears proudly?
4 min later 9022994 Anonymous
>>9022967
No you don't.
6 min later 9023015 Anonymous
>>9022947
I ber somewhere out there is some motherfucker that's just immune to magic.
7 min later 9023027 Anonymous
Because it makes them look INTIMIDATING. GRRR.
7 min later 9023036 Anonymous
>>9022947
They don't have fuckin hands
Hence you use magic to propel the spear
13 min later 9023109 Anonymous
>>9022964
goddamn sides
14 min later 9023126 Anonymous (2433241352244.png 707x389 544kB)
15 min later 9023135 Anonymous
>>9022947
Magic = Guns
Tara doesn't like guns.
16 min later 9023151 Anonymous
cause they aren't twilight. their magic sucks
18 min later 9023164 Anonymous
>>9023135
And what does Tara have to do with this?
18 min later 9023172 Anonymous
Maybe ponies aren't that good at going offensive, so they focus on a defensive stand instead.
Like, those spears aren't used for offensive attacks, ponies use them when standing firm on their ground, so anyone stupid enough to charge right at them will be met by spears. The ones that doesn't charge them are met with a barrage of magic from the unicorns standing behind the ponies with spears.
21 min later 9023210 Anonymous
>>9022964
Nice one. I should watch that again soon.
21 min later 9023216 Anonymous
>>9022947
Because unless your talent somehow relates to magic, as a unicorn you can only perform telekinesis.
25 min later 9023253 Anonymous
Thats why the pegasoldiers are better.
26 min later 9023275 Anonymous
In my headcannon the unicorn guards can shoot from their horn, but much weaker than Twilight.
43 min later 9023513 Anonymous (1361246112934.jpg 1920x1080 47kB)
>>9023126
>>9023126
>>9023126
44 min later 9023533 Anonymous
A normal unicorn isn't powerful enough to lift a pony with his magic.
1 hours later 9024508 Anonymous (sol.png 1519x1170 150kB)
>>9022957
If they're anything like the Spear of Longinus, then, yes.
1 hours later 9024617 Anonymous
>>9023275
Mine too. Even Rarity could use a few magic bolts in the comic.
2 hours later 9024698 Anonymous
>>9022947
The Pilum lance is the default weapon used by Celestia's Sunturions to mimic their real life counterpart, the Centurions..
2 hours later 9024735 Anonymous (Ori_Staff_weapon.jpg 483x642 7kB)
maybe a magic version of this?
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