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2013-03-12 01:09 9020581 Cutie Mark Crusaders (fillies.jpg 312x303 66kB)
Sweetie Belle:
Cheerilee is sexy and fine
She's the best experiment we could hope for.
The perfect dildo you and I must find.
One to really make her holes sore
But...
>This one's too long.
>This one's too old.
>It clearly has terrible mold.
Applebloom:
>This toy's too squishy.
>This is too black.
Sweetie Belle:
>Well nothing's wrong with this one.
>It seems alright.
Scootaloo: It's owner sure thinks so.
Sweetie Belle:
>How 'bout this one?
>It's much too flashy.
Scootaloo:
>This might do.
SB+AB: If it weren't so splashy.
Applebloom: Too short.
Sweetie Belle: Too long.
Applebloom: Too clean.
Scootaloo: Too smelly.
Sweetie Belle: It requires special KY Jelly!
AB+SB+Scootaloo: *sigh*
Applebloom:
>I don't think that we're mistaken.
>It seems that all the good ones are taken.
Sweetie Belle:
>I really feel that at this rate,
>We'll never learn to masturbate.
AB+SB+Scootaloo: Don't wanna quit and give up hope.
Scootaloo: Do you have one that wasn't used by a gay?
Big McIntosh: Nope.
Sweetie Belle:
>Damnit girls. We can't find one.
>That would send our teacher's orgasm aflutter.
Applebloom: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Braeburn didn't fuck my brother.
4 hours later 9022659 Anonymous
8/10 made me chuckle heartily
4 hours later 9022727 namefag2.0 (clap 4 u.gif 420x315 272kB)
>>9020581
4 hours later 9022758 Anonymous
>>9020581
thanks for sharing OP
4 hours later 9022775 Anonymous (fuckinggenious.gif 300x200 2824kB)
4 hours later 9022816 Anonymous (CMC Dildo.png 793x1063 189kB)
>>9020581
Well done OP.
4 hours later 9022837 Anonymous
>>9020581
Bad/missing rhymes, breaking syllable count, 7/10 for effort but could be improved
4 hours later 9022872 Anonymous
>>9020581
Old copypasta.
>>9022816
Not necessary.
4 hours later 9022879 Anonymous (1362299146601.png 639x1249 165kB)
Spike: How'd you do? A+? A... minus?
Twilight: I was prepared to touch my breasts, thought I could handle any chest, for I am so very good at sucking dicks, but I wasn't prepared to shit.
Masterbation would've been a breeze, cocks and pussies I can munch with ease.
The square root of a niggers asshole is 300.9576682 KFC buckets.
Black Professor Horse: DATS RACIST
Twilight: I could write about drinking piss, but I wasn't prepared to shit!
Will I fail to part my ass, I can't be sure
Spike: She can't be sure
Twilight: My heart is piss, my minds in it, to make manure
Spike: Horse manure
Twilight: Oh I've eaten my share of dicks, I've eaten them all the thin and thick
but no I wasn't.
Spike: Oh no she wasn't
Twilight: Oh no I wasn't
Spike: AH NAH SHE WADDN'T
Twilight: Oh no I wasn't preapred to shiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
4 hours later 9022885 Anonymous
>>9022872
Oh well, how old is old?
First time I saw it.
4 hours later 9022942 Anonymous
>>9022885
I remember seeing it about 4+ months ago.
4 hours later 9022969 Anonymous
>>9022942
Guess that's what I get for capping before doing an archive search.
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S4795831#p4795979
5 hours later 9023197 Anonymous
>>9022879
Way to go. You killed it.
5 hours later 9023236 Anonymous
>>9020581
Made me giggle 8/10
Nice work OP
5 hours later 9023250 Anonymous (1354304001310.jpg 557x3400 1049kB)
5 hours later 9023373 PonyDelight
>>9023250
someone should compose a song and use this as its lyrics, bonus if you get daniel ingram to do it
5 hours later 9023547 Anonymous (1352341457563.png 1309x1438 261kB)
/mlp/ song thread?
5 hours later 9023596 Anonymous (1348517573187.png 628x1302 77kB)
>>9023547
My bad, that one was /co/.
5 hours later 9023615 Anonymous (bloodmoonsong1:2.png 1539x2659 477kB)
>>9023596
1/2
5 hours later 9023621 Anonymous (bloodmoonsong2:2.png 1055x3962 712kB)
>>9023615
2/2
5 hours later 9023681 Anonymous (1356969733792.png 3500x2107 2038kB)
5 hours later 9023735 Anonymous
Just my curiosity, but has anybody made a Lola parody of Purple Tinker?
If not, why the fuck not?
5 hours later 9023764 Kornheiser
6/10 Was mildly amused.
6 hours later 9023852 Anonymous
oh shit /r/ing a vocaroo on any song in this thread
6 hours later 9023867 Anonymous
>>9023735
I would if I knew more about him and what happened
6 hours later 9023878 Anonymous
>>9023852
Do
>>9023250
6 hours later 9024181 Anonymous
>>9023878
Do it fagget
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