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2013-03-12 10:48 9019216 Anonymous (Cum inside me, anon. Feel my winking pussy.jpg 860x1476 848kB)
>walk outside >see this >what do? also, would you fuck a mare general Am I the only one that wants to have sex with a real mare? If so, then so be it. I love the winking pussy, the gushing vaginal fluids. I love it all

1 min later 9019230 Anonymous
I would help her to stand up, it's bad for horses to be on the ground.

2 min later 9019232 Anonymous
>>9019216 Op, I"m with >>9019230 A true gentleman and a scholar

5 min later 9019271 Anonymous
>>9019216 Post more pony pussy, I might wanna fuck a mare. This was long before MLP for me, I have always been a little bit of a sexual deviant.

19 min later 9019386 Anonymous (P1000908.jpg 2560x1920 2090kB)
>>9019271 More you say? also , I really want to fuck a mare so bad. I just want to suck on that winking vulva.

19 min later 9019387 Anonymous (1362723326880.gif 265x214 2079kB)
>>9019271 You got it

22 min later 9019411 Anonymous (1356046215014.gif 210x150 2037kB)


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23 min later 9019423 Anonymous
>>9019411 That is so fucking hot. That mare winking and gushing. I wish I knew the actual video for this.

30 min later 9019485 Anonymous (dat rainbow ass.jpg 1584x2352 350kB)


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36 min later 9019545 Anonymous (1352929310408.jpg 1007x1197 186kB)


36 min later 9019554 Anonymous (1352929342457.jpg 1007x1197 187kB)
>>9019216 I for one, OP would fuck that beautiful mare

37 min later 9019560 Anonymous (1352929374521.jpg 1007x1197 177kB)


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42 min later 9019611 Anonymous (1352931479595.png 481x575 363kB)


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43 min later 9019635 Anonymous
why am I turned on by this

45 min later 9019660 Anonymous
>>9019635 It's a vagina that hugs you.

48 min later 9019700 Anonymous
>>9019635 Because mare vag looks more sexually appealing than beef curtain ugly ass pubic hair everywhere human fag. don't get me wrong, I love good human vag, but with mares, its more consistent. that velvety soft vulva winking in and out, all of that delicious mare vaginal fluid gushing out when aroused. Also here you go, just for you. Proof you don't need a stallion sized cock to please a mare http://www.barnlove.com/movie/10646 /mare_cum

50 min later 9019732 Anonymous
Nope, not a tingle. Cartoon ponies with human vag gets me going, but not this. That huge sphincter, the weird bump on the bottom, lack of lips, bleh. Only good thing is lack of pubes, which is kinda ironic considering that the hair situation is better on an animal with a fur coat.

50 min later 9019733 Anonymous
>It's time for another Good Idea/Bad Idea >Good Idea: >Having sex with a cartoon pony >Bad Idea >Having sex with a real pony

51 min later 9019744 Anonymous
>>9019700 shit, now I really want it

54 min later 9019778 Anonymous
>>9019732 Do you know what >that weird bump on the bottom is? I love it when a mare winks. That shit is fucking hot

57 min later 9019820 Anonymous
>>9019744 Enjoy it, fellow anon. For i have many times. I wish there were more good ones out there. I've got a lot, but I want more

57 min later 9019829 /d/fag
There once was a merry old drunk and his good friend, though quite the punk They decided that youtube would care if they performed sodomy on a mare Both blitzed, the pair went to the stable only to find a gay horse on the table It ripped the drunk's poopin' and the punk kept on shootin' And in Washington bestiality was thereafter banned

1 hours later 9020021 Anonymous
I've had deep dark secrets of having sex with a mare

1 hours later 9020095 Anonymous
>>9019829 Poor Mr. Hands.

2 hours later 9020547 Anonymous
OP More mare vag please

2 hours later 9020561 Anonymous (mlp.jpg 960x639 55kB)
>mfw this thread

2 hours later 9020565 Anonymous
Sure is /b/ 2.0 post-hiatus in here.

2 hours later 9020579 Anonymous
>>9019423 Indeed, its so hot watching some fat fuck's hairy ass thrusting towards the camera while he manages to slip his dick out and miss that vagina like trying to shoot a side of a barn and missing every shot.

2 hours later 9020653 Anonymous (581-1-f.jpg 800x687 186kB)
>>9020565 Naw, I'm just actually into horse fucking. I love mare vag I would love to suck on that winking vulva

2 hours later 9020737 Anonymous (mare08.jpg 1000x971 870kB)
damn, looks like horsefucking is a lonely sport

2 hours later 9020748 Anonymous (Main_Six_determined_to_have_the_Best_Night_Ever_S1E26.png 1280x720 1188kB)
>>9020653 You dont know that without having tried it. Owning a horse/pony is complicated and what happens if you go through all the trouble of getting one and it turns out that it isnt at all what you imagined?

2 hours later 9020774 Anonymous
>>9020748 Well my uncle owns a small little farm and my younger sister wanted a pony. She goes and sees the ponymare every day after school for about a few hours. I go too. Only on weeknights when I go to my uncles farm I have sex with the pony mare. She seems to enjoy it and I don't force her. The winking feels great and her pussy is really really warm. I want a big mare like in the picture though.

2 hours later 9020783 Anonymous
>>9020737 Quiet hours on /mlp/. Try later.

2 hours later 9020785 Anonymous
>>9020748 Anyone who buys a horse just for sex is a terrible person. I would like to have sex with a horse, but that would never be the sole motive behind buying one. >>9020774 But what about everything else involved with keeping a horse? Feeding her, cleaning up after her, making sure she gets plenty of exercise and social interaction. I get the feeling you just want a horse fuckbuddy.

2 hours later 9020791 Anonymous
>>9020785 Well I mean I could get to love my mare.

2 hours later 9020798 Georgia boy
Good Morning /mlp/ I like this thread but there really isn't anyone to talk to about it. Ask a guy who fucks his mares/fillies anything. Don't be shy, all questions will be answered.

2 hours later 9020812 Georgia boy
>>9020785 You my friend have the right idea. That guy should get to know his mare, love her , take care of her, feed her. It should be more than just a sexual relationship. I love all my horses.

2 hours later 9020814 Anonymous
>>9020791 Have you ever cared for a horse though? Do you know what you could be getting into? Volunteer at your uncle's house. Or hell, get a weekend job at a stables. Find out if it's really the course you want to take. >>9020798 Have you ever made a mare cum?

2 hours later 9020833 Anonymous
>>9020798 Do you work the teats? Have they ever shit during? How do you hold on without triggering their kick reflex? Can you train them for bjs? Do you have ponies or full size horses? Do you you give them orgasms? Do you fuck any other animals? People? How do they compare? How can a regular suburban guy learn to acquire and take care of horses?

2 hours later 9020836 Georgia boy
>>9020814 Yes , yes I have. Some cum in different ways I guess you can say. When they have their orgasm, they clench up really tight and fart a lot. Other mares just clench and gush out a lot of thick goo of mare vaginal fluid. Colors can vary either really white or some mixed into golden ish color if the mare didn't take a piss in a bit

3 hours later 9020875 Anonymous
>>9020798 Do you feel gross afterwards? I don't mean like, morally or anything, or implying an insult. Its like, if I play fetch with a dog, I get drool and stuff all over my hands, and they feel gross until I wash them good. There's gotta be a... fluid situation there with horse sex, and I mean, barnyard animals aren't know for being spotless clean. Do you go straight from the horse to the shower? Anything else would have to be so, ugh. And yeah, I'm a bit of a clean freak, in case that weren't clear.

3 hours later 9020879 Georgia boy
>>9020833 I only suck on the teats sometimes when my mare was pregnant and had milk. Sometimes they shit during orgasm when they are clenching up. My mares are used to me going around them and I know when they are going to kick and they see me as high horse as you would say and they don't kick me. I know how to read their body language. Training them for bj's is scary and I don't want my mares to bite my dick off. I only have full size horses. I have two fillies who are pretty small. I give them orgasms all the time. I make sure I please them if I finish first. No I don't fuck any other animals. I wouldn't do it to my dog. Something about my mares got to me. I have a girl friend and I fuck her too. Major differences are muscle control. It's not as loose as you would think. They clench down when they wink and it's real tight. Have you ever got your blood pressure taken ? it gets that tight. Also a mare's pussy is really hot. How would you learn to take care of horses? you need space, and property. I grew up on a farm so I don't know where to start with you there. I would say if you have any horse rescue places and try and volunteer or like the petting zoo

3 hours later 9020882 Brian Kitt
All of you are so fucked up! please listen to this and then kill youself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iya7 QMbCUUM

3 hours later 9020896 Georgia boy
>>9020875 I feel gross afterwords. I'm ok with getting dirty, muddy from farm work but walking around with mare / filly vaginal fluids is not the business. I shower everytime after. I always clean my mares and fillies pussy give them a little scrub down before I have sex with her. Also I only have sex with them when they are in heat. I never force my self on my mares and fillies. I wait for them to approach me with their tail lifting, squatting and squirting

3 hours later 9020903 Anonymous
>>9020836 Whats your method for getting them off?

3 hours later 9020915 Georgia boy
>>9020903 most mares have a certain spot you can keep playing with with your fingers. I usually don't have to fist them. Sometimes i get my mare off when my dick rubs her spot at the right angle continuously and she gushes all over me. With the fillies it's a lot easier to hit the spot with your dick.

3 hours later 9020952 Anonymous
>>9020915 Ever tried to taste their flower?

3 hours later 9020965 Anonymous (1361504413698.jpg 405x428 107kB)
>>9020915 Do you wear condoms when you do it? Do you cum inside?

3 hours later 9020975 Georgia boy
>>9020952 >Their flower what is that? >>9020965 I don't use condoms and of course I cum inside. Only sometimes my dick gets ejected out from them clenching so hard that I can't put it back in while I'm cumming.

3 hours later 9020979 Anonymous
>>9020975 Their vagina.

3 hours later 9020995 Georgia boy
>>9020979 Yeah only when I feel like it. I suck on her winking vulva that pops in and out. I don't do it often though.

3 hours later 9021000 Anonymous (sweating_man.jpg 265x260 12kB)
>>9020995 Does... does it taste good? What's it like?

3 hours later 9021007 Anonymous
Oh my gosh what am I reading?

3 hours later 9021008 Anonymous
>>9020965 Isn't having no need for condoms and being able to cum inside absolutely worry-free the entire selling point of going on down to the farm?

3 hours later 9021015 Anonymous
>>9019554 >>9019545 >>9019535 do you have an original? In good resolution ofcourse

3 hours later 9021022 Anonymous
>>9021007 >>>/ponychan/

3 hours later 9021025 Georgia boy
>>9021000 I guess you can say it taste like hay? some really strong hay if they have just gushed. I do enjoy sucking on the winking vulva but it just doesn't stay popped out long enough. It just keeps going in and out.

3 hours later 9021032 Anonymous
>>9020995 Do ya even udders, brah?

3 hours later 9021049 Georgia boy
>>9021032 as posted earlier, I only sucked on her teats when she was pregnant and drank some mare milk

3 hours later 9021055 Anonymous
>>9021049 Is it an obnoxious amount of fluid that comes out when she cums?

3 hours later 9021057 Anonymous
>>9021049 boner, stahp!

3 hours later 9021061 Georgia boy
>>9021055 It depends on the mare or filly. sometimes yes, sometimes no

3 hours later 9021062 Anonymous (delicious full teats filled with warm mare milk.jpg 1600x1200 420kB)
>>9021057 crotchboobs you say?

3 hours later 9021065 Anonymous (1361124635407.png 1000x1000 231kB)
>mfw reading this thread

3 hours later 9021067 Anonymous
>>9021008 There is technically atleast one disease you can get from horse fucking, I'd look up its name, but I dont want having 'horse fucking std' in my search history

3 hours later 9021075 Georgia boy
>>9021067 There is something called Q Fever. I have the antidote for that. But you'd hit the lottery jackpot before you caught that.

3 hours later 9021078 Georgia boy
>>9021065 I'm glad you're enjoying it >>9021067 I forgot to add, if I'm the only one having sex with my mare, I don't have to worry about catching human STDs

3 hours later 9021081 Anonymous
>>9021067 Is it something they had to get from another human first? Or a cross-species thing. I mean, I figured you were only totally STD-safe as long as you were the only human doing that horse anyway. But if it's something they could get from other horses, well that's only more reason not to plow horses.

3 hours later 9021083 Anonymous
>>9021078 That would be a pretty funny situation though Not for you

3 hours later 9021088 Anonymous
I may have to swear off /mlp/ now... I've been around 4chan for a while, and I've seen (and read) some messed up crap. But this.... Oh good Lord... It's not even that messed up compared to some stuff on /b/ or /d/, but just the fact that it's being discussed so normally transcends the autism of /jp/... You have transcended /jp/ autism, how does that make you feel?

3 hours later 9021092 Anonymous (z3.jpg 1665x2610 1109kB)
How done am i, /mlp/?

3 hours later 9021093 Anonymous
>>9021088 Were you even there for the thread about the kid who used his dead sister's rotting skin to jerk it to rainbow dash?

3 hours later 9021097 Anonymous (1360891834092.png 263x246 73kB)
>>9021088 Makes me feel like fucking a horse.

3 hours later 9021100 Anonymous
>>9021088 I was gonna tell you to lurk more, it gets way worse, but >not even that messed up compared to some stuff on /b/ or /d/ So I'll just complain about misusing "autism." Quit bastardizing words.

3 hours later 9021101 Anonymous
>>9021092 I see nothing wrong here.

3 hours later 9021103 Anonymous
>>9021092 Like getting your ass thrown in jail immediately done m8

3 hours later 9021106 Georgia boy
>>9021088 >autism I don't own any mlp merchandise, I watch the show on my laptop and not out in public. Non of my friends are the wiser to me watching it. And I sure as hell don't go talking about it offline.

3 hours later 9021112 Anonymous
>>9021106 You ever pretend one of your mares is one of the mane 6?

3 hours later 9021115 Anonymous
there are BETTER places to discuss this matter but NOT on this board please

3 hours later 9021117 Anonymous
>>9021106 Considering you live in Georgia, I don't blame you keeping that shit on the dl. If that's true I just got to alabama and I'm scared as fuck to even say the show's name in public

3 hours later 9021128 Anonymous (1355863004948.gif 280x199 215kB)
>This thread

3 hours later 9021131 Georgia boy
>>9021112 yeah but only sometimes though. main 6, background ponies fillies >>9021117 Yeah my friends would fuck someone up for being like those people on the brony doc.

3 hours later 9021135 Anonymous
>>9021092 I think you and your kind could use tor web instead of /mlp/

3 hours later 9021151 Anonymous
>>9021131 How often are they in heat? Do you have a favorite?

3 hours later 9021152 Anonymous (1354638763012.jpg 473x291 93kB)
this thread. im all for it. fuck yes, gimme five mah horse fucking bruhs!! >jesus fucking christ i want to sex a horse so bad...

3 hours later 9021164 Georgia boy
>>9021151 every one in a half week or so. My favorite would have to be either my 6 year old mare or my filly

3 hours later 9021168 Anonymous
>>9021103 >>9021135 lolwat is nothing illegal there

3 hours later 9021176 Anonymous
>>9021164 Don't you have to stand on shit to be able to get your dick in?

4 hours later 9021184 Georgia boy
>>9021176 yeah , but I have this bench I made for regular grooming of my horses. So I'm able to groom everywhere, and it's at the right spot for entry on my mares also. For my filly i could just stand

4 hours later 9021193 Anonymous
>>9021093 ...explain brah. Don't just drop something like that on us in this thread. Total boner killer. >>9021092 Anon, could you zip that and upload it somewhere? Maybe to mediafire? I need to expand my collection.

4 hours later 9021197 Anonymous (Gay Zoo Petlust - Men & Stallion [DIVX].avi_snapshot_26.09_[2013.03.13_00.51.13].jpg 640x480 97kB)
>>9021176

4 hours later 9021209 Anonymous
i say "oh... a white horse, what a beautifull creature" and walk away (inb4 your english is terrible)

4 hours later 9021218 Anonymous (P408 Day Mare.mov_snapshot_04.45_[2013.03.13_00.53.43].jpg 640x480 79kB)
>>9021176 but u can just fuck a pony, they are just perfect for humans.

4 hours later 9021219 Anonymous
>>9021168 You don't know it's illegal?

4 hours later 9021231 Anonymous
>>9021193 http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1363055813297.png Here you go The skin thing that the anon said was bull by the way

4 hours later 9021236 Anonymous
>>9021219 Not everyone here is from retarded states of murrica, anon

4 hours later 9021237 Anonymous (13328549675761.jpg 177x174 9kB)
I love this thread. Horsefuckers, you are my best allies.

4 hours later 9021243 Anonymous
>>9021209 And die a virgin

4 hours later 9021247 Anonymous (amusedgayelf.jpg 252x346 26kB)
>>9021236 >mfw americans die while fucking horses

4 hours later 9021256 Anonymous
>>9021219 not all of us post from the same state as you, California some countries even have animal-borthels

4 hours later 9021260 Anonymous (fluttershy_01_by_zutheskunk-d4nf21s.png 5000x4959 1400kB)
>>9021193 12gb is not a size to be that easily uploaded anywhere. Considering my internet speed it would take couple of days. I can recomend you registering at beastforum, they have a lot of good stuff. The biggest problem is that free download is soooo slooow.

4 hours later 9021265 Anonymous
>>9021256 >some countries even have animal-borthels OH MY GOD MY DICK IT PIERCED THE SKIES WHERE?!!?!? you fucking liar

4 hours later 9021266 Anonymous
>>9021260 >registering That's about the dumbest thing

4 hours later 9021270 Anonymous
>>9021265 >what is Denmark

4 hours later 9021280 Anonymous
>>9021270 brb packing my shit

4 hours later 9021283 Anonymous
>>9021280 No time, just get on the plane now

4 hours later 9021287 Anonymous
>>9021266 Beastforum is all about ridiculous things. Such as cutting files into 9mb pieces and making you wait 130 (+10 seconds after each download) between downloads. Crazy admins and so on. But there is no alternatieve.

4 hours later 9021289 Anonymous
>>9021283 Do you really think animal borthel is such a great thing? Think about those poor animals, their lives reduced to one task only. That's just cruel

4 hours later 9021294 Anonymous
>>9021289 >implying mare gives a shit about tiny human dick in her vagina that was made for glorious stallion cock

4 hours later 9021295 Anonymous
>>9021260 Cool, I'll consider it. Now let's get back on track, let's keep posting marecunts.

4 hours later 9021297 Anonymous
>>9021289 Don't listen to your brain man It's your dick who wanted this

4 hours later 9021300 Anonymous
>>9021289 Do you really think borthel is such a great thing? Think about those poor women, their lives reduced to one task only. That's just cruel >ftfy

4 hours later 9021308 Anonymous
>>9021289 Look at this terrible cruelty >>9021218 mare is just begging him to stop

4 hours later 9021314 Anonymous
I remember the thread about mares squeezing people againt the wall. I wondered if it has happened to you. its so funny and arousing.

4 hours later 9021328 Anonymous
>>9021300 One of the reasons I don't visit those places either. >>9021297 Dick is a shitty advisor. Like, one of the worst.

4 hours later 9021346 Anonymous (1353874982976.jpg 800x800 77kB)
>>9021270 >>9021280 >>9021283 >>9021289 >>9021300 we dont have animal brothels in Denmark. fucking idiots. where did you get that shit from? beastiality used to be legal in my country, yes. but that was a long time ago...

4 hours later 9021356 Anonymous
>>9019216 > what do? Having never seen a real horse in my life...try to pet / befriend him / her, I think.

4 hours later 9021358 Anonymous
>>9019216 >walk outside >see this >what do? i like horses (non-sexually) so i would try to find her a home with good people (i don't ant to eat this horse in my mcdonald) > would you fuck a mare nope , only a pony from show. I'm not zoofile

4 hours later 9021359 Anonymous
>>9021328 Lolwat >mlp >implying dick is bad advisor You sure u came to the right place?

4 hours later 9021373 Anonymous
>>9021346 Those are underground brothels, silly

4 hours later 9021382 Georgia boy
>>9021314 Yeah, it's true. That's one of the reasons that I got attracted to my mares and fillies. When I was grooming her in her stall, I got done filing down her hooves and I was making sure there were no knots in her tail. I forgot she was in heat so when I went back there she raised her tail and started winking , gushing and squatting. When she realized I wasn't doing anything, she backed me into the wall, since it was in the stall it was only about 2 feet of space so I was pinned rather quick. She was rubbing her winking pussy and swaying back and forth on me. Yes I was pinned against the wall . I only put them in the stall to check for cuts, bites and other injuries and to groom. Otherwise they would be out in pasture day and night

4 hours later 9021390 Anonymous (1353254971203.png 853x700 265kB)
>>9021373 right. but im pretty sure you could find that anywhere.

4 hours later 9021394 Anonymous
>>9021358 You would fuck creature of different species >not zoophile Riiight

4 hours later 9021398 Anonymous
>>9021346 god dag! jeg er amerikansk

4 hours later 9021405 Anonymous
>>9021394 i would fuck only a pony , but they don't exist so... i'm not zoophile

4 hours later 9021409 Anonymous
>>9021390 Not really.

4 hours later 9021411 Anonymous
>>9021394 What is reality?

4 hours later 9021419 Anonymous (1353856092947.png 1400x1400 279kB)
>>9021398 akavet. ohm, hej. sååå, du hænger også bare ud i en dyresex tråd?

4 hours later 9021425 Anonymous
>>9021405 People who lie to themselves are funny

4 hours later 9021442 Anonymous
Oh boner... You have gone too far this time.

4 hours later 9021452 Anonymous
>>9021419 ja lit. Jeg studerer norsk til a ga til Norge og Danmark I don't know how to make the characters you do on my keyboard..

4 hours later 9021454 Anonymous
>>9021382 Being pinned to the wall by horse is no fun, but being pinned by juicy mare cunt is kinda hot. Still as dangerous I guess

4 hours later 9021465 Anonymous (1347257729387.jpg 243x200 8kB)
>>9021382 What happened after that

4 hours later 9021475 Anonymous (Iwanttocuminsidethisrainbowdashh.gif 191x143 2863kB)
>>9021442 You cannot deny beautiful mare rump and pussy

4 hours later 9021485 Anonymous
>>9021442 That's not that far, you are still in safe zone. People considered animals as sex partners for centuries

4 hours later 9021489 Anonymous
>>9021419 >>9021398 >han ved ikke at der er stadig er dyrebordeler i Danmark Knepper du overhovedet heste?

4 hours later 9021497 Anonymous
>>9021465 I guess he gave her what for. Such behavior is unacceptable. Later he came with apples and cummed inside her

4 hours later 9021513 Georgia boy
>>9021465 I was shocked for a bit. I didn't want to yell for help because I didn't need it I could have easily told my mare to get and she would have got out the stall door. After she was done rubbing, she was still winking so I stood on her side and started to rub on her vag she liked it and I was pitching a tent for the first time to one of my mares. needless to say, some sweet love making went on after that. >>9021454 yeah it is pretty dangerous if you yell and stuff around a horse you dont know. she might buck at you so just go with the flow. But my mares know when I want them to leave or move.

4 hours later 9021517 Anonymous (1353870708943.png 900x931 154kB)
>>9021452 du er ikke helt dårlig. troede faktisk at du var Skandinavisk.

4 hours later 9021539 Anonymous (1350145645801.gif 500x500 84kB)
>>9021513 Could you be bothered to go into detail?

4 hours later 9021541 Anonymous (1358933950814.png 511x298 50kB)
>>9021489 nej, men det ville jeg onske at jeg gjorde... og fuck ved du det fra? jeg har sgu aldrig nogensinde hort noget om dyrebordeler herhjemme.

4 hours later 9021549 Anonymous (Picture4.jpg 1007x1357 143kB)
>>9021015

4 hours later 9021555 Anonymous
>>9021541 *hvor fuck ved du det fra

4 hours later 9021558 Anonymous
>>9021489 nei, jeg ikke knepper heste sorry if my grammar is horrible

4 hours later 9021580 Anonymous
>>9021517 tusen takk min venn nesten et ar a studere norsk

4 hours later 9021583 Anonymous (1362862014185.gif 522x291 2706kB)
ok then..

4 hours later 9021589 Anonymous
>>9021541 Det har været overalt i nyhederne sidste år tror jeg. Noget med et eller andet show med bubber. Anyway, siden dyre sex ikke er direkte imod loven i Danmark er der flere steder hvor folk kan måde op, betalene nogen penge også kneppe et dyr af deres valg. De fleste er vist i jylland pga. alle gårdende dernede. >>9021558 You need to work a little bit on your word order. It is nej, jeg knepper ikke heste. You are doing quiet well to be honest

5 hours later 9021633 Georgia boy
>>9021539 I usually go out tending to my horses early in the morning. They come into heat about every 2 and a half weeks or so. I'll tell you how I fucked my filly. She came into heat real early. When she was about a year old. She started showing the signs and copied what the other mares did with me. She started to nip at my knees and using her head to make me come in closer to her body. Then she started to wink her vulva and urinate frequently. I wait till shes done with all the urination and slowly rub my hands on her flanks and make my way to her pussy. This whole time she's trying to back into me and rub her vag on me. I massage her pussy and her winking vulva and start to penetrate with my fingers. I look to see if her ears are pinned down or getting ready to kick, and they are not. I have never been kicked or ever been threatened to be kicked by my mares or fillies. You have to know their body language. After I insert my fingers I try to find her spot and keep massaging it until the winking and squeezing gets more prominent. That's when I go behind her and get ready to mount. There has been a couple of times I have made my fillies and mares gush out thick vaginal fluids with my dick. I felt pretty good. Anything you would like to know?

5 hours later 9021656 Anonymous
>>9021589 Jeg vil gjore det. Jeg onsker ikke a vaere en total jackass nar jeg gar til Norge og Danmark

5 hours later 9021677 Anonymous
does this turn you guys on? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szji 4jS-LZQ

5 hours later 9021690 Anonymous (1352844483007.jpg 168x200 40kB)
>>9021580 det er ret godt klaret på et år! keep at it! >>9021589 lol, ah ja. bubber. hvorfor undre det mig ikke. jeg kan godt huske udsendelsen, der var en pige der blev kneppet af en hund. og det blev også omtalt i nyhederne, men direkte snak om dyebordeller, gik jeg vidst glip af...det lyder rimeligt fucked up.

5 hours later 9021697 Anonymous (1111345437.jpg 441x396 31kB)
>>9021633

5 hours later 9021701 Anonymous (11394087-magnificent-polar-bears.jpg 1252x828 99kB)
Scream at polar bears.

5 hours later 9021716 Anonymous
>>9021633 Ever did anything with stallions?

5 hours later 9021735 Anonymous
>>9021633 Are you usually the one who finishes last?

5 hours later 9021760 Georgia boy
>>9021716 Naw, I find it weird for me. I never tried. Never will. Mares and fillies are my forbidden fruit

5 hours later 9021762 Anonymous
>>9021633 You said you have a girlfriend I assume she knows nothing?

5 hours later 9021768 Anonymous
>>9021690 Nah det ikke så fucked up

5 hours later 9021777 Georgia boy
>>9021735 I usually i'm first if I didn't foreplay with them. >>9021762 She knows nothing and I plan to keep it that way.

5 hours later 9021779 Anonymous
>>9021740 Watch out, guys, we got heterosexual in here!

5 hours later 9021787 Anonymous
>>9021690 takk! will do!

5 hours later 9021791 Anonymous (1354263664606.png 343x320 138kB)
>>9021768 ved jeg nu ikke, så længe dyrene har det godt. så har jeg sådan set ikke et problem med det. jeg er bare bange for de ikke bliver behandlet ordentligt.

5 hours later 9021811 Anonymous (1361922003097.jpg 441x411 15kB)
>>9019216 This place has gotten so shit. >I want to cum inside le horse xD

5 hours later 9021830 Anonymous
>>9021811 Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out

5 hours later 9021833 Anonymous
>>9021791 Regler der normalt gælder for dyr gælder stadigvæk >§ 1. Dyr skal behandles forsvarligt og beskyttes bedst muligt mod smerte, lidelse, angst, varigt men og væsentlig ulempe. >§ 2. Enhver, der holder dyr, skal sorge for, at de behandles omsorgsfuldt. Der er også undersogelser der viser at både mennesker og dyr kan få godt af det. http://videnskab.dk/kultur-samfund/ sex-med-dyr-ja-hvorfor-ikke

5 hours later 9021856 Anonymous
>>9021811 >>I want to cum inside le horse xD lel le epik may may also, I don't see anywhere that it says I want to cum inside xxx

5 hours later 9021901 Anonymous
>>9021777 Tell me about the first time you ever fucked your filly.And how old was she? don't you think it's bad that you fucked your filly?

5 hours later 9021903 Anonymous (1355782711934.png 800x763 180kB)
>>9021833 jaja, alt det er jeg skam godt klar over. tænker bare, at de mennesker som styre de dyrebordeller. måske er ret ligeglade med hvordan de har det...jeg håber da at jeg tager fejl. >fluttershy i luder beklædning, fordi det er passende.

5 hours later 9021921 Anonymous
>>9021903 Hvis man kan gore det lovligt og tage skat på lortet bliver alle glade. Og det der er en badekåbe, ikke luder beklædning. Fuck jeg har en badekåbe

5 hours later 9021946 Georgia boy
>>9021901 Well no. I only have sex with my mares and fillies when they are in heat and when they want it. The first time my filly came into heat was when she was about a year and a half old. I decided to see if she would be receptive to me like my other mares. When I took her into the barn I could see my other mares were getting jealous I guess you could say. I started combing her mane and tail slowly making my way to her winking pussy. She was gushing and urinating a lot. She tried to bring me in closer with her face hugging me to get close to her body. To make sure I wouldn't get kicked, I started to rub her haunches and slowly making my way to her pussy. She was winking more and more as I started to rub her vulva as it was winking in between my fingers and she was dripping with vaginal fluid. I slowly inserted two fingers inside her slick pussy and she started to squat and raise her tail even higher. I could feel her pussy contractions on my fingers. That's when I decided it was the perfect time for me to mount my filly. I went behind her and she was still winking. I was already rock solid. I fucked my filly slow and felt her vulva rubbing against the bottom of my cock and the contractions squeezing me real tight. I couldn't last much longer after that and came inside her. That was my first time fucking my filly when she came into heat.

5 hours later 9021961 Anonymous
>>9019230 >Stroke its mane >Hug it around its neck like a friend >Ride it around the field

5 hours later 9021972 Anonymous
>>9021921 tja, hvorfor ikke. - nah, det er lidt slutty. ihvertfald på hende.

5 hours later 9021984 Anonymous
>>9021946 Excuse me for a minute, I need to... ah...

5 hours later 9022013 Anonymous
>>9021946 What do they do when you cum inside them? Like, do they know it happened or what

5 hours later 9022025 Anonymous
what do they do to get your atention. whats their body language when they want it besides the obious winking

5 hours later 9022029 Anonymous
>>9021777 >She knows nothing and I plan to keep it that way. That's not very nice of you.

5 hours later 9022031 Georgia boy
>>9022013 If I finish first, they wait there expecting more since I can't cum buckets like stallions. If they gush first sometimes whey walk forward a bit to catch their breath or whatever and then they come backing up into me again. Believe it or not, most mares are little hussies while in heat.

5 hours later 9022050 Anonymous
>>9022031 >are little hussies while in heat All of your mares and fillies must be very well taken care of

5 hours later 9022059 Anonymous
I try to forget out but these threads keep pulling the memories out.

5 hours later 9022077 Georgia boy
>>9021984 I hope you enjoyed as much as I enjoyed telling my story >>9022025 Well since I'm viewed as high horse, whenever I walk towards them while they are in heat,they offer me first dibs on her pussy. The first thing that happens is she lifts her tail. After that she starts winking and gushing vaginal fluid. It supposed to have pheromones for stallions to acknowledge that she is in heat. And if I get close enough, she starts to hug me with her face and bringing me closer to her body. she will try and "groom" me >>9022029 Yeah, but it has to be like that

5 hours later 9022102 Anonymous
>>9021830 4chan needs a new containment board just for you 'horsefuckers'.

5 hours later 9022110 Georgia boy
>>9022050 What do you mean by well taken care of? Like Sexually? I care and love my mares and fillies. I feed them, spend time with them exercise them. Having sex with them is just a bonus. They are like the family dog to me. all though I will never have sex with my dog. I have no interest in it

5 hours later 9022114 Anonymous
>>9022102 >implying everyone here isn't that by default

5 hours later 9022115 Anonymous
>>9022102 lel you mad xD xD

5 hours later 9022119 Anonymous
>>9022110 Yes, I meant sexually I honestly wish I lived on a farm, and not just because of the whole topic

5 hours later 9022127 Anonymous
>>9022114 Nah, faggots from ponychan come here now and then.

5 hours later 9022131 Anonymous
>>9022127 And they need to stay away

5 hours later 9022144 Georgia boy
>>9022119 Yeah, if they want it, and I have time, then I'm more than happy to oblige

5 hours later 9022160 Anonymous (you WHAT.png 673x228 7kB)
Let's just get this thing out of the way right now... https://docs.google.com/document/d/ 1I4fsGYIc7CIcUt9UeOX8nOuhfPjq7dV7jS nDdQfUI3w/edit

5 hours later 9022204 Anonymous
>>9021946 I masturbated to this. I hope you're proud, because I'm certainly not.

5 hours later 9022205 Anonymous
>this fucking thread I have the weirdest, hardest boner right now

6 hours later 9022232 Georgia boy
>>9022204 As long as you enjoyed it. Because I know I enjoyed my first time with my filly

6 hours later 9022275 Anonymous
After fucking animals for about 8 years, humans just seem boring in comparison

6 hours later 9022326 Anonymous (Canterlot_Castle_Spike_1.png 1801x2851 215kB)
>Entire thread Never change, /mlp/.

6 hours later 9022328 Anonymous
>>9022275 well is it any better?

6 hours later 9022341 Anonymous
>>9022328 dogs are horses not so much sheep are about the same

6 hours later 9022363 Anonymous
>>9022341 i can confirm this dogs are much better than humans in practically every way

6 hours later 9022426 Anonymous
>>9022363 dammit now you have got me curious to bad our dog is fixed

7 hours later 9022919 Anonymous (Laur_photo.jpg 217x269 112kB)
>All these dogfuckers and hosefuckers itt. I'm so proud.

7 hours later 9023106 Anonymous
>>9022919 >4chan >Not a wretched hive of scum and villainy

7 hours later 9023134 Anonymous
I never had the desire to fuck a real horse. The thought of it makes my dick retract into the deepest depths of my crotch.

8 hours later 9023891 Anonymous
>>9019216 Cuddle and more if she was up for it :) Also, yes would do it again. >inasand unbridled

8 hours later 9023948 Anonymous
>>9019387 Yum, I hope to someday get sloppy seconds like that and then finish up with my tongue.

8 hours later 9024048 Anonymous
>>9019733 >overgeneralizing

8 hours later 9024165 Anonymous
>>9019829 That is not exactly what happened. He might have been okay if he had gone to the hospital because he was worried about people finding out. Now the law says it's illegal, making it even less likely that people will seek medical attention if they end up in a similar situation. The irony would be so delicious if it was not so sad. >>9020095 Eyup.

8 hours later 9024365 Anonymous
So many awesome Anons in here. <3 Love you guys. <3

8 hours later 9024428 Anonymous
>>9020879 Hopefully needless to say, don't try anything at those volunteer places.

9 hours later 9024484 Anonymous
>>9021007 A glorious thread? Yep, yes, that's it.

9 hours later 9024506 Anonymous
>>9024365 /)

9 hours later 9024514 Anonymous
>>9021008 No.

9 hours later 9024529 Anonymous
top lel

9 hours later 9024660 Anonymous
>>9022363 what ways are this? im generally curious as to what its like

9 hours later 9024673 Kornheiser (Worry.jpg 193x245 17kB)
>tfw browsing this thread at work

9 hours later 9024679 Anonymous
>>9021168 >>9021219 It's not illegal everywhere.

9 hours later 9024720 Anonymous
>>9021209 One l in beautiful and a capital E in English, but otherwise it's good.

9 hours later 9024738 Anonymous
>>9024660 Much tighter than a human Much hotter than a human Better muscle control than a human Wetter than a human And no matter how beta you are, you will always be an alpha to them

9 hours later 9024753 Anonymous
>>9021237 Horsefuckers are best fuckers.

9 hours later 9024768 Anonymous
>>9024673 Sounds like a rather bad idea.

9 hours later 9024778 Anonymous (1349692642431.jpg 540x720 133kB)
>>9024673 Enjoy being fired

9 hours later 9024854 Anonymous
>>9021346 if ur talking about DK it's still elgal lol...

9 hours later 9024871 Kornheiser (Unconcerned.jpg 432x256 27kB)
>>9024768 >>9024778 Nah, they don't track my browsing here. I have a surprising amount of freedom.

9 hours later 9024921 Anonymous
>>9021270 That might be illegal in Denmark, at least that was the recommendation from the animal ethics council a few years ago when the politicians asked them to look into the animal abuse law to see if they thought it should be changed to outlaw sex with animals. They concluded that the law was fine as it was, they might want to outlaw animal brothels, and that was all unanimous except for one member that wanted to outlaw it because it offended him, not because of facts. Obviously the politicians got pissed off because they couldn't really outlaw it based on that report. I can get you a copy of the unofficial English translation if you like.

9 hours later 9024948 Anonymous
>>9019216 Only if the mare was sentient, able to speak, and it was legal. Post-script: nice ass on that horse.

9 hours later 9024971 Anonymous
>>9021287 >beastforum is stupid Well, duh. >no alternatives Last I checked a few years ago there was at least one much better forum and a torrent tracker. Sorry, don't have the links anymore, and besides, it's good that all the crappy casuals go to beastforum so the good one stays good.

9 hours later 9025001 Anonymous
>>9024971 I haven't checked out either of these, but SpankBang and Brutal5 were mentioned in a horse thread before.

9 hours later 9025017 Anonymous
>>9021289 Yup, I'm not a fan either.

9 hours later 9025053 Anonymous
>>9025001 Sounds a lot like porn sites. Porn sites almost universally stink.

9 hours later 9025077 Anonymous
But what if the horse farts? What then?

9 hours later 9025107 Anonymous
>>9021346 >>9021419 >>9021489 Hej hej andre danskere o/

9 hours later 9025108 Anonymous
>>9024738 why do we even have sex with humans again? if this is the truth then whats the point

9 hours later 9025165 Anonymous (111.jpg 2560x1600 483kB)
>>9025107 Ups, glemte et billede af vores skod-flag og den bedste pony, i hvert fald i MLP. RL bedste pony er desværre dod ;.;

9 hours later 9025168 Kornheiser
>>9025108 Human societal moral constructs.

9 hours later 9025369 Anonymous
>>9025107 DK unit! Lad os alle holde et stort dyre orgy i mit hus!

9 hours later 9025432 billnyethedoublesguy (1353475431703.gif 375x375 172kB)
>>9019216 in all honesty, I'd probably pet it, and try to see if I could get a horseback ride. not that kind of ride sickfucks

10 hours later 9025524 Anonymous
>>9024921 I went ahead and uploaded it. Danish original, press release in connection with it in Danish, and the one with the English filename is the unofficial English translation. http://www.mediafire.com/?x756exz3m x422dd,hlhtd2xuuy7kaq8,gaaja7v64fft 3iq

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