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2013-03-12 07:42 9016417 Anonymous Aw Shit Nigga You's In Ponyville Episode 17: these taste like mint and they help you sleep (not now.png 500x500 66kB)
When we last left out hero he'd been drinking with Applejack and attempting to harvest her urine and, if he could, get in her pants (if she wore any). He attempted to kiss her, but she halted his advances, stating she wasn't drunk enough for that. That bottle of hers is still pretty full, though...
>Health: 100%
>stamina: 100%
>spaghetti: 20%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (hat) Cider (hard)
1 min later 9016434 Anonymous
>episode 1: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/8545747
>episode 2: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8576008
>episode 3: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8607221
>episode 4: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8635144
>episode 5: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8664078
>episode 6: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8688201
>episode 7: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8716773
>episode 8: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8739910
>episode 9: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8773890
>Episode 10: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8801129
>episode 11: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8831822
>episode 12: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8857071 (piss and vinigar)
>Episode 13: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8883292
>episode 14: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8934250
>Episode 15: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8960944 (short)
>episode 16: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8988122
>someone made a dropbox! https://www.dropbox.com/sh/hsgbxs33 4ddl15w/YEFYw7lLM
Whoever did, thank you, I love you
1 min later 9016447 Anonymous
>>9016417
Fart in her face.
2 min later 9016467 Anonymous
>>9016417
Aw AJ...you're breaking my heart here :'(
3 min later 9016488 Anonymous
>>9016417
I was about to go to bed, but here you are! Lovely.
Let's try some small talk while pretending to drink along with Applepony. We'll take her comment literally and wait the empowering effects of booze to work its magic before... something else happens.
4 min later 9016491 Anonymous
>>9016417
Let's give her a massage, since she seems to like those, sober or otherwise. Let her get more drunk. Let your hands wander more once she's drunk.
4 min later 9016496 Anonymous (image.jpg 218x231 20kB)
>>9016417
He's finally here!
5 min later 9016510 Anonymous
>>9016447
6 min later 9016536 Anonymous
>>9016417
>cry a little
We're drunk, and that's pretty hurtful. WHAT!? ARE WE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, AJ!? ARE WE NOT PRETTY ENOUGH? *sob*
8 min later 9016571 Anonymous
>>9016417
Tell her she's pretty, and that you like her sober. Why can't we have fun buzzed?
8 min later 9016580 Anonymous
>>9016417
Make a toast to her health
8 min later 9016582 Anonymous
>>9016417
Charge my Spaghetti Meter to Max and prepare for
...
The Final Spaghetti
9 min later 9016593 Anonymous
>>9016417
Give her a piggyback ride.
9 min later 9016598 Anonymous
>>9016491
This. I mean, she was trying to get rid of Spike at that point, but once he started rubbing her down, she almost lost all control.
10 min later 9016601 Anonymous
>>9016417
Bet her that she can't drink more than she can piss. Measure in a balloon.
10 min later 9016602 Anonymous (image.jpg 479x350 32kB)
>>9016571
NO, must be drunk, no less
<pic unrelated
Can't greentext, on phone.
10 min later 9016608 Anonymous
>>9016582
No meatballs, no tomato and basil sauce, capellini only.
11 min later 9016613 Anonymous
>>9016417
Tell her you really admire her for her hardwork ad her desire to give advice when needed (That bro attached mare was your good friend who needed help). Ask her why she needs to be drunk?
11 min later 9016621 Anonymous
>>9016598
yeah, and now that she's tipsy, I bet she will really like it. sexually.
11 min later 9016628 Anonymous
Massage her back and hoofies. The move onto massaging her bucking thighs.
11 min later 9016632 Anonymous
scratch her ear
12 min later 9016637 Anonymous
>>9016417
See if you can find out why ponies haven't been hesitant to sleep with you even though you're a completely different species of animal.
14 min later 9016674 Anonymous (cakes.jpg 393x342 36kB)
>>9016417
Yaaay, it's time of day again.
14 min later 9016680 Anonymous
>>9016637
Is it because we're just that awesome, or that they can't get preggers, or that they just don't place as much value on sex as we do?
15 min later 9016685 Anonymous
>>9016637
maybe they're in estrus?
16 min later 9016700 Anonymous
>>9016637
It's because of the hot monkey dick
16 min later 9016709 Anonymous
Suggest drinking game... terms must involve apples somehow.
19 min later 9016756 Anonymous
>>9016709
I sill wanna play truth/lie. Maybe she'd participate if we turned around when she told her truth/lie.
20 min later 9016777 Anonymous
>>9016417
She touched us! Grab that hoof and kiss it!
21 min later 9016791 Anonymous
>>9016709
Druth/dare drinking game or something
26 min later 9016918 Anonymous
>>9016417
What the hell? Nobody in the thread noticed spiderbro?
Go grab him and see if he's okay, while still talking to AJ to make her drink more!
26 min later 9016931 Anonymous
>>9016709
Every time OP writes the word apple, we drink.
26 min later 9016935 Anonymous
>>9016628
>>9016632
This.
27 min later 9016963 Anonymous
>>9016918
Good point. What is going on up there?
I figured he was just having some hot spider-sex, but I can't tell exactly what is happening.
28 min later 9016993 Anonymous (applerub.png 500x500 64kB)
>>9016628
>>9016632
>>9016491
You scoot in close and start rubbing her shoulders. She tenses up a bit at your touch at first, but relaxes once you start rubbing. She thanks you and takes another deep swig of her cider.
>Health: 100%
>stamina: 100%
>spaghetti: 20%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (hat) Cider (hard)
28 min later 9016996 Anonymous
>>9016680
>Can't get pregger.
Don't underestimate the power of spaghetti.
I still want Derpy to carry the Spaghero that will bring balance into equestria ;_;
29 min later 9017009 Anonymous
>>9016582
>>9016608
IT IS SAID THAT WHEN ANON USES THE FINAL SPAGHETTI
HE WILL LOSE ALL HIS SPAGHETTI POWERS
FOREVER
29 min later 9017013 Anonymous
>>9016993
Go lower....
29 min later 9017015 Anonymous
>>9016993
Your bro's in danger. Go check.
30 min later 9017036 Anonymous
>>9016993
Fuck fuck is that a roach?
Forget the massage, save spiderbro and stuff. If AJ asks, tell some awesome story he did to keep her entertained. Only massage her again if spiderbro's fine.
30 min later 9017048 Anonymous
>>9016993
Is that bug a threat to Spiderbro?
If so, squish.
If not, squish anyway.
Then we continue with AJ massage while she drinks herself into a nice, healthy drunken stupor.
30 min later 9017049 Anonymous
>>9016993
Say:
"I am glad you don't think I am weird anymore.... Off topic, but would you care to piss in this deflated balloon fr me? You see, I am trying to collect urine from all of the elements of harmony to mix together and drink in hopes to learn a new spell or magical ability. With this newfound pisspower I hope to once and for all have intercourse with the princesses. Also, can I have sex with you?"
32 min later 9017091 Anonymous (scruffysecond.jpg 250x250 51kB)
>>9017049
32 min later 9017096 Anonymous
>>9016993
Ask her how she likes her cider, say yours is pretty good.
33 min later 9017100 Anonymous
>>9017036
God you guys, spiderbro can handle himself. It's just a roach; he'll fuck it.
33 min later 9017115 Anonymous
>>9017036
>>9017048
Seconding this. Save spiderbro. Unless they are just chatting or something, in which case leave them be.
34 min later 9017125 Anonymous
>>9017096
She probably made it, so instead, tell her how her Cider is reaaaally good and congratulate her on a good work.
34 min later 9017127 Anonymous
>>9016709
>this
34 min later 9017134 Anonymous
>>9017100
>>9016993
OP, can we get a health, stamina, and bro bar for spiderbro?
34 min later 9017139 Anonymous
>>9017100
I daresay he'll fuck it dead or alive.
35 min later 9017154 Anonymous (image.jpg 246x204 15kB)
>>9017100
Amen brotha.
35 min later 9017159 Anonymous
>>9017125
Yeah that's better. Just get her mind on how it tastes, so she drinks a little more.
37 min later 9017190 Anonymous
>>9016993
nibble her ear a bit.
37 min later 9017206 Anonymous
>>9016993
Tell her she smells nice...like apples. Don't stop massaging.
38 min later 9017216 Anonymous
>>9017139
I agree, we must put trust in our Spiderbro and not treat him like a complete wuss. He can handle himself. We should only intervene if absolutely necessary.
39 min later 9017223 Anonymous
>>9017190
>>9017125
This.
41 min later 9017257 Anonymous
>>9017216
I mean, protecting him from being squished by Big Mac is understandable. But this is a true over reaction.
43 min later 9017282 Anonymous
>>9017216
this.
Now keep massaging and be cool
45 min later 9017319 Anonymous
>>9016993
Give her a piggyback ride!
45 min later 9017326 Anonymous
>>9016931
not as much as you would think.
Might get off with minor alcohol posioning.
47 min later 9017353 Anonymous
>>9017326
Especially at the rate that OP's posting.
48 min later 9017360 Anonymous
The story so far:
Episode 1: Anon lands in Equestria, trades gum for muffin with Derpy, get high off muffin, wake up and cum right in Twilight's face, hit Big Macintosh with a sack carrying Apple Bloom, get bucked hard by Big Mac.
Episode 2: Derpy finds Anon, takes care of him, Anon whips out gigaboner at Sugarcube Corner, walks the dinosaur, gets free shirt from Rarity, gives Big Mac a drugged muffin, he eats it and gets high, Anon then steals AJs hat.
Episode 3: Anon spooges in AJs hat, puts it on Derpy's head, spaghettis her at a restaurant and bathes her at home.
Episode 4: Anon finishes bathing Derpy, leaves her at night, spaghettis in front of Rainbow Dash, runs into Pinkie and AJ at a bar, pays for drinks in spaghetti, becomes an alcohol.
Episode 5: Pinkie drags Anon home, puts him in bed, Anon fucks Pinkie, Pinkie fucks him in the ass with a dildo while unconscious, wakes up and acquires balloons, Anon heads to Rainbow's house, goes to Sugarcube Corner with Twilight and Rainbow.
Cont...
50 min later 9017399 Anonymous
>>9017360
Good summary!
51 min later 9017417 Anonymous
>>9017360
We didn't "fuck" Pinkie until we CIRD.
53 min later 9017440 Anonymous (earnibble.png 500x500 63kB)
>>9017282
>>9017190
>>9017125
>>9017206
You complement the Cider, she thanks you and tells you it's homebrewed. You keep rubbing, tell her she smells nice, and start nibbling on her ear. She aks what you're doing.
>Health: 100%
>stamina: 100%
>spaghetti: 20%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (hat) Cider (hard)
54 min later 9017476 Anonymous
>>9017440
"Havin' an Apple..."
55 min later 9017482 Anonymous
>>9017440
EATING YOU ALIVE BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Proceed to eat her alive.
55 min later 9017483 Anonymous
>>9017440
Transfer hardness of cider to hardness of penis.
55 min later 9017492 Anonymous
>>9017440
Tell her you thought that was how ponies showed affection and if she doesn't like it you'll stop.
57 min later 9017528 Anonymous
>>9017476
THIS COLORED PERSON
I like it. Do this.
57 min later 9017531 Anonymous
>>9017440
I like your ears. They're cute. You're cute.
58 min later 9017539 Anonymous
"Having a taste. Do you mind?"
58 min later 9017545 Anonymous
>>9017492
I agree with this statement, posted upon this particular instant messaging board.
59 min later 9017556 Anonymous
>>9017440
Why haven't we swapped hats yet, guys? WHY!?
59 min later 9017575 Anonymous
>>9017440
>>9017482
"Oh... horsemeat is a delicacy in my homeworld."
1 hours later 9017584 Anonymous
>>9017353
>inb4 op has conection problems and or other bullshit
1 hours later 9017589 Anonymous
>>9017556
Good question. It needs to happen at some point.
1 hours later 9017594 Anonymous
>>9017440
say nothing and proceed to put entire ear in your mouth
1 hours later 9017599 Anonymous
>>9017584
OP's already taken the challenge of drawing and writing with one finger.
>>9017556
Also, this idea please.
1 hours later 9017613 Anonymous
>>9017476
this
so smooth
1 hours later 9017632 Anonymous
>>9017599
what seriously?
Badass
1 hours later 9017638 Anonymous
>>9017476
This is pretty cute. I'd fuck you if you said that.
1 hours later 9017657 Anonymous
>>9017575
That may be true, but let's not go there. She'd just get scared and not want to have sex with us.
Unless we first tell her that as a joke, and then immediately tell her "Just kidding... >>9017492
1 hours later 9017692 Anonymous
>>9017657
>I eat horsemeat. Just kidding. Heh. That was funny, right?
1 hours later 9017694 Anonymous
>>9017531
This, tell her she find her pretty cute.
And seriously that ear nibble is cute, and I don't like AJ that much.
1 hours later 9017702 Anonymous
>>9017492
This, don't go the meat route.
1 hours later 9017720 Anonymous
>>9017702
> Not wanting thick juicy meat
> 2013
What are you, gay?
1 hours later 9017740 Anonymous (hoofers man.jpg 268x434 47kB)
>>9017720
Nope, horsefucker.
1 hours later 9017742 Anonymous
>>9017720
We want her meat around our cock, not to eat.
1 hours later 9017751 Anonymous
>>9017720
>gokuyeah.jpg
1 hours later 9017764 Anonymous
>>9017360
Episode 6: Anon accepts a job for Pinkie, cleans up and acquires red shit (velvet cake), gets paid bits, heads over to Twilight's place, tries to magic but grows mustache, spooges on Twilight again, overspaghettis and fucks Twilight (Spike sees it). Then, spaghettisplosion!
Episode 7: Twilight cleans up spaghetti, Rainbow Dash asks what happened, Anon goes to Sugarcube Corner and Pinkie is 'all for a threesome' with Anon and Dash. The three have a drinking contest (Anon becomes Pringles and alcohol). Anon fills a balloon with his piss. Anon gets shitfaced and sings random shit, dances, kisses Rainbow Dash, and the threesome plans go forward.
Episode 8: Anon arrives at Pinkie's place, buttfucks Pinkie, tastes Rainbow Dash's Red Bull vagina, cums inside Rainbow Dash. Pinkie brings in chocodiles, eats one out of Rainbow's candyvag, tonguefucks Pinkie for her chewed up chocodile. Once he leaves, Anon attempts to fuck the sun, gets AJs hat back from Derpy, gives hat back to AJ and promise to help her out on the farm next morning.
Episode 9: Anon runs back to Derpy's, examines Dinky's math homework, attempts to balloon animal. Anon asks Derpy about her possible tentacle obsession, then fucks Derpy and sleeps with her.
Episode 10: Anon wakes up and gets out of bed, makes pancakes for Dinky and Derpy, floats to AJ's and does work (attempting to give Big Mac his piss balloon). Anon lifts apple barrels and gets 15 bits from AJ. Spiderbro comes along and Anon comes on a Slenderman note in front of two ponies, then goes to Fluttershy's place.
Cont...
1 hours later 9017773 Anonymous
>>9017742
>implying we don't wanna eat out delicious Applepone.
ishggydiggydoodaaday
1 hours later 9017781 Anonymous
>>9017773
Not without a moustache first.
1 hours later 9017793 Anonymous
>>9017773
Oh, we can eat her out, but we don't want to eat her up.
1 hours later 9017807 Anonymous
>>9017440
"just trying to help you relax, yada yada you do alot of farm work"
1 hours later 9017814 Anonymous
>>9017793
I could just eat you up.
1 hours later 9017824 Fire Crash
>>9016587 # what wrong with you
1 hours later 9017836 Anonymous (smooth, motherfucker.png 500x500 63kB)
>>9017694
>>9017492
>>9017476
>>9017613
>>9017531
"Havin an apple". You respond. She laughs and tells yo to knopck it off. You apologize and say you thought it's how ponies showed affection, telling her you think she's cute. She giggles a bit and takes another drink. You take one youreself, a small one, but you do your best to make it look bigger than it actually is.
>Health: 100%
>stamina: 100%
>spaghetti: 10%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (hat) Cider (hard)
1 hours later 9017841 Anonymous
>>9017764
Do we have full caps of these threads somewhere, full images included?
1 hours later 9017865 Anonymous
>>9017836
Stay the course. We need to wait 'till she's even more drunk.
1 hours later 9017867 Anonymous
>>9017836
Commence mustache growth and gigaboner
"How do you like these apples?"
1 hours later 9017889 Anonymous
OH SHIT UPPER LEFT CORNER
>inb4 slowpoke
1 hours later 9017895 Anonymous
>>9017867
Stache yes, but wait on the gigaboner for the moment.
Massage lower, damn it!
1 hours later 9017907 Anonymous
>>9017867
Hahahaa. Whenever we do get around to exposing ourselves, we have to say this.
1 hours later 9017930 Anonymous
>>9017836
Ask her to tell you a secret. We'll tell her one in return.
1 hours later 9017940 Anonymous
>>9017895
This, start massaging her shoulders, then her ribs (somehow) and go down to her ass.
Or rather, scratch her. She doesn't have fingers so she probably doesn't know the feeling.
1 hours later 9017958 Anonymous
ITT: People focusing on the spider than Anon trying to fuck BackgroundJack.
1 hours later 9017966 Anonymous
>>9017940
except when spike gave her a massage
1 hours later 9017971 Anonymous
>>9017958
We brought spiderbro back to Uncle Ben and the rest of the family. >>9017889
1 hours later 9017983 Anonymous
>>9017966
A massage, not SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH.
1 hours later 9017998 Anonymous
>>9017971
I have a feeling that's what happened. Spiderbro came back to his family, but she already moved on (he WAS of the cheating kind anyway) and was kicked out.
And now he's probably fucking a roach to consolate.
1 hours later 9018046 Anonymous
>>9017940
This. "Oh AJ, you're so tense! You're muscles are just big knots!" Casually make way down towards her marehood. Don't. Stop.
1 hours later 9018064 Anonymous (97802390219.jpg 259x194 5kB)
>>9016417
I'm late to the party, but my body is ready for lulz.
Strike up some convo.
1 hours later 9018074 Anonymous
>>9018046
You will never be as smooth as anybody here. That was absolutely horrible.
1 hours later 9018142 Anonymous
>>9017983
Except for the fact that he was scratching her back. Did you even watched SAYS?
>inb4 SAYS is not canon hue hue
1 hours later 9018151 Anonymous
>>9018074
It would work though. It's almost certainly true, too. As hard as she works, she's probably a big bundle of knots. Seriously bro, you never massaged knots out of a hard working lady?
1 hours later 9018217 Anonymous
>>9018151
The exclamation points did it for me. It sounded fake, forced, and rushed... Much like the whole show.
1 hours later 9018221 Anonymous
>>9017764
Episode 11: Spiderbro shot web at bee and fucks it hard, Anon gives Angel a balloon and then passes out attempt to will the world to die (damn quints). Wakes up pantsless (shat them), drinks hot soup. Anon hugs Fluttershy and spaghettis everywhere, then gets hoofed in the balls. Anon tickles Fluttershy until she wets herself, and the piss balloon journey BEGINS.
Episode 12: The thread is overrun by some spamming faggot. Anon leaves Fluttershy, then gives Rarity the heart piece in exchange for repairing his clothes, ANON AND SPIDERBRO GET CLASSY TOP HATS and Anon gets pony hoofwear. He meets Pinkie and acquires Pinkie piss in a balloon (2/6), then heads off to Rainbow Dash's place.
Episode 13: Anon heads to her bedroom and finds her panties. Rainbow Dash comes back with Tank and Anon quickly hides the panties in his pocket. Anon convinces Rainbow to piss in a balloon (3/6) and crams her panties under the bed. 69 and BJ ensues.
Episode 14: Anon leaves Rainbow and finds bits on the ground. He goes to an argument between a stallion and a mare and forces them to kiss and make up, unaware that they're brother and sister. The sister stays there, dazed. Anon ties the pony shoes he got from Rarity to a stick and rides the sister to AJs farm. AJ is confused as fuck.
Episode 15: Anon asks if he can join AJ and her family for dinner, and she agrees. Anon goes for a walk to the treehouse and finds the CMC walking home. Anon hugs them and gives Scootaloo a balloon to fly with, but holds onto her before she floats away.
Episode 16: Anon weighs down Scootaloo with his classy hat, then proves he is a blank-arse by pulling down his pants. Hugging the three once more, Anon heads over with Apple Bloom for dinner and dons a sweet stache (Big Mac gets jelly). Anon summons staches for AB and BM. AJ and Anon get drunk off of hard cider in the barn.
PHEW.
1 hours later 9018226 Anonymous
>>9018151
>implying anyone in this thread has ever even touched a woman
1 hours later 9018246 Anonymous
>>9018226
Maybe a mare?
1 hours later 9018265 Anonymous
>>9018246
That's...more likely.
1 hours later 9018273 Anonymous
>>9018261
She probably made them.
1 hours later 9018276 Anonymous
>>9018265
>tfw neither
1 hours later 9018278 Anonymous
>>9018226
does rape count?
1 hours later 9018288 Anonymous (lower dammit.png 500x500 64kB)
>>9018046
>>9017867
>>9017865
>>9017895
>>9018046
You make Smalltalk and gradually start massaging lower, growing a mustache. As you rub her lower back, she sqiurms a bit. You ask her what's wrong, she tells you it's nothing.
>Health: 100%
>stamina: 100%
>spaghetti: 10%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (hat) Cider (hard)
1 hours later 9018291 Anonymous
>>9018276
>tfw same
1 hours later 9018298 Anonymous
>>9018288
Finger >rape
1 hours later 9018301 Anonymous
>>9018288
Unleash the giga boner
1 hours later 9018307 Anonymous
>>9018301
Let's wait until she's ready.
1 hours later 9018311 Anonymous
>>9018288
Keep going, do the side of that rump, go to the leg, work towards the inner thighs, and finally...
1 hours later 9018312 Anonymous
>>9018288
Did spiderbro Rip that roach to pieces, or did he make mutaded spideroaches with it?
Also lick applejacks neck in the meantime
1 hours later 9018318 Anonymous
>>9018288
Oh, she's into it!
Loweeeeeerrr......getting close...
1 hours later 9018327 Anonymous
>>9018312
Maybe spiderbro's power is instababies. That'd explain the spider's family.
1 hours later 9018356 Anonymous
>>9018311
Awww yeah, baby.
1 hours later 9018361 Anonymous
>>9018288
Let's keep moving at a steady pace. No sudden movements, now - she likes this. Just look at that expression. Stay suave and we may literally get to romp in the hay very shortly.
captcha: applied AGeneda
1 hours later 9018371 Anonymous
>>9018318
That face doesn't look like "into it."
1 hours later 9018373 Anonymous
>>9018288
excuse yourself and cum on the remains of spiderbro's victim.
bug fights arouse you.
1 hours later 9018391 Anonymous
>>9018288
What the fuck are spiderbro and roachmun doing? Shit's so small, I can't tell (it's probably hilarious though). Let's keep on getting lower...but but not too fast, nor too eager...we want her to beg us, not vice versa.
1 hours later 9018405 Anonymous
>>9018373
Shut up, cumanon.
1 hours later 9018417 Anonymous
>>9018371
Well it's not exactly a "Stop" face either.
1 hours later 9018419 Anonymous
>>9018391
I think they might be playing cards...maybe. But yeah, this. We need to reach a point that when we stop, she asks "Why'd you stop? It was feeling so good."
1 hours later 9018440 Anonymous
>>9018288
/cast Greater Blessing of the Stache on spiderbro.
I don't think OP could draw this though.
1 hours later 9018452 Anonymous
>>9018371
>blushing
> :3 face
You retarded, bro?
1 hours later 9018474 Anonymous
>>9018417
>>9018452
More like a "Hehehe... what the hell are you doing?" nervous face. I'd know that face anywhere.
Eh... maybe it's OP's way of drawing.
1 hours later 9018482 Anonymous
OP's first post clearly states that she will have sex with you if she drinks more
We need to focus more on getting her to drink and stop trying to just skip right to the touching
Honestly you guys
1 hours later 9018487 Anonymous
>>9018452
I don't know about blushing but this wild cat kept making the :3 face and ended up not being interested.
1 hours later 9018493 Anonymous (spiderbro.jpg 393x230 14kB)
>>9018391
isn't it obvious?
1 hours later 9018509 Anonymous
>>9018482
If we have sex just because she's drunk to the point of passing out and not remembering it she'll ressent us later, which can't be good for our reputation with the others, especially since she "controls" Big Mac.
The way we do it now, we make her "enjoy" the thing, if we make a good impression and a good memory we'll keep points for later.
We just need to be stealthy about the piss balloon...
1 hours later 9018529 Anonymous
>>9018509
Maybe she'll fall asleep afterwards and piss herself, so we can fill a balloon.
1 hours later 9018530 Anonymous
>>9018493
haha, nice OP.
Still doesn't explain what happened up there, was he kicked by the mother or something?
1 hours later 9018534 Anonymous
>>9018509
>stealthy
Just put pressure on her womb area after she's passed out = urine fountain
1 hours later 9018539 Anonymous
>>9018493
They're playing Pokémon cards?
2 hours later 9018551 Anonymous
>>9018534
This.
2 hours later 9018554 Anonymous
>>9018534
I sortof want this.
But right now we're sexing, so keep scratching and get to that inner thighs!
2 hours later 9018570 Anonymous
>>9018554
Yep. Let's go where nopony but her brother has gone before.
2 hours later 9018576 Anonymous
>>9018534
I wanna suck it out and spit it in a balloon.
2 hours later 9018587 Anonymous
>>9018576
That would pollute it with our spit. We don't want that. We can always taste some after filling the balloon.
2 hours later 9018610 Anonymous
>>9018587
...because storing them in rubber party balloons is oh so sterile...
2 hours later 9018613 Anonymous
Guys, just throwing this out there now, because I probably won't be there when it happens, but for getting twilight's urine, it's simple: we just say that it's for science, or that it's customary after mating...trick her like the jizz in the face incident
2 hours later 9018615 Anonymous (1334553979454.jpg 3537x2924 1231kB)
>>9018417
>>9018452
DO YOU EVEN INFOGRAFAG
2 hours later 9018625 Anonymous
>>9018493
I'll dual you...for your virginity!
2 hours later 9018626 Anonymous (youve just activated my trap card.png 500x500 64kB)
>>9018311
>>9018318
You put your drink down and keep rubbing, going a bit lower again, just above her thighs. She continues squirming and stifles a small giggle.
>Health: 100%
>stamina: 100%
>spaghetti: 10%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (hat) Cider (hard)
2 hours later 9018627 Anonymous
>>9018615
Needs to be pony version of this
2 hours later 9018637 Anonymous
>>9018626
Just keep going
Put chin on shoulder and tell her she's lovely or some bullshit and that you appreciate all she's done for you, and you want to repay her
2 hours later 9018638 Anonymous
>>9018626
Start to be more forward, go in for a kiss and reach 'down' more
2 hours later 9018643 Anonymous
>>9018615
And?
>pleasured
>amused
>shy
Fuck, this Applepone is aroused.
2 hours later 9018650 Anonymous
>>9018626
>filename
2 hours later 9018658 Anonymous
>>9018626
Fuck, go for the inner thighs already, she clearly wants it.
2 hours later 9018661 Anonymous
>>9018626
tickle her shit
2 hours later 9018662 Anonymous
I can't remember, and I don't want to go through all of the archives...did we bone fluttershy? I know we got her urine
2 hours later 9018663 Anonymous
>>9018626
>spiderbro and roach playing cards
2 hours later 9018666 Anonymous
>>9018650
Look at spiderbro. It's not about AJ.
2 hours later 9018672 Anonymous
>>9018610
At least they haven't got our spit in them.
2 hours later 9018673 Anonymous
>>9018626
tickle the piss out of her
collect.
2 hours later 9018674 Anonymous
>>9018662
No, we only have her urine.
2 hours later 9018678 Anonymous
Hiw drunk is she right now, i cant really tell, i think we should keep talking her up, while still doing our thing.
2 hours later 9018679 Anonymous
>>9018615
>implying normal person would need that
Yeah, no. Only Asspies need that shit. They can't into facial/emotional cues.
2 hours later 9018683 Anonymous
>>9018662
Not yet. We got her piss after we tickled her until she wet herself, but she wasn't ready for sexing just yet.
2 hours later 9018684 Anonymous
>>9018626
Slowly unwrap her hair band and let her mane flow free. Let's make her feel pretty.
2 hours later 9018685 Anonymous
Someone seems very ticklish. Now how do we use this to our advantage?
2 hours later 9018686 Anonymous
>>9018626
>rape
2 hours later 9018689 Anonymous
>>9018666
>>9018663
Hah.
2 hours later 9018690 Anonymous (1292879989391.jpg 251x137 4kB)
>>9018626
>mfw shes ticklish
2 hours later 9018693 Anonymous
>>9018684
>>9018626
Oh man, this.
2 hours later 9018697 Anonymous
>>9018626
Take out the rope you know is hiding in the haystack and wrassle her up in it...erm, playfully
2 hours later 9018705 Anonymous
>>9018626
Tickle her. Swap hats in the confusion. End up on top.
>classic Disney Nala and Simba position
2 hours later 9018713 Anonymous
>>9018684
dis nigger knows what to do
2 hours later 9018721 Anonymous
>>9018705
oh yes THIS
2 hours later 9018741 Anonymous
>>9018705
I agree with this
2 hours later 9018744 Anonymous
>>9018697
Hey, she was planning to use that on you!
2 hours later 9018746 Anonymous
>>9018705
>you know what position I'm talking about
Dem bedroom eyes. Awwww yeah.
2 hours later 9018760 Anonymous (1360518745692.gif 240x286 481kB)
>>9018684
2 hours later 9018766 Anonymous
>>9018684
I like this idea.
2 hours later 9018778 Anonymous
>>9018684
then
>>9018705
2 hours later 9018791 Anonymous
>>9018778
yes, even better
2 hours later 9018802 Anonymous
>>9018705
>>9018684
Fuck yeah. Finally some good romance around here.
2 hours later 9018809 Anonymous
>>9018778
How about instead of swapping hats, we just slowly remove her hat and feel her soft mane between our fingers.
2 hours later 9018810 Anonymous
>>9018778
Commence cutscene as far as I'm cobcerned
2 hours later 9018816 Anonymous (ow fuck.png 500x500 64kB)
>>9018721
>>9018705
>>9018685
>>9018690
>>9018673
>>9018661
You start tickling her, she immediately bursts out in laughter and starts thrashing. You hold on and keep it up. She yells for you to stop and brings her hoof hard into your face.
>Health: 83%
>stamina: 100%
>spaghetti: 10%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (hat) Cider (hard)
2 hours later 9018821 Anonymous
>>9018810
>cobcerned
ha
2 hours later 9018826 Anonymous
>>9018816
Pretend to get knocked out. When she tries to wake us up... TICKLETIME
2 hours later 9018832 Anonymous
>>9018816
pass out
wake up with applehorse grinding on you
2 hours later 9018836 Anonymous (garble_by_x_discord_x-d5h1hyx.png 900x1005 174kB)
>>9018816
Run off the dragon volcano and cum in Garble's face.
2 hours later 9018837 Anonymous
>>9018816
cry
2 hours later 9018838 Anonymous
>>9018816
Fall on top of her and give her the nala eyes
2 hours later 9018844 Anonymous
>>9018816
Laugh it off, proceed to plan B: >>9018684
2 hours later 9018846 Anonymous
>>9018816
I still want Lion King to happen. Please make it happen OP. Maybe we just wrestle her now to get into that classic position.
2 hours later 9018852 Anonymous
>>9018832
This
2 hours later 9018853 Anonymous
>>9018816
Did she smash our nose?
2 hours later 9018856 Anonymous
>>9018826
>>9018832
Don't proceed to pass out. That would break the flow more than getting hit in the face.
2 hours later 9018857 Anonymous
>>9018853
what nose?
2 hours later 9018858 Anonymous
>>9018832
I suppose we could pass out for a moment. Or at least pretend to, and see how she reacts.
I'd go with the pretending.
2 hours later 9018859 Anonymous
>>9018816
Continue bleeding. The blood turns you on.
2 hours later 9018861 Anonymous
>>9018853
yes...in the sense that Powerpuff noses can even be smashed.
2 hours later 9018864 Anonymous
>>9018856
We already got hit in the face, let's go full flow-breaker.
2 hours later 9018866 Anonymous
>>9018857
The one we presumable have, but OP is too lazy to draw.
2 hours later 9018868 Anonymous
Damage report and then this >>9018844
2 hours later 9018880 Anonymous
>>9018859
...Let her lick our wounds.
2 hours later 9018888 Anonymous
>>9018859
After we pretend to wake up after pretending to pass out, let's ask her if the blood turns her on.
2 hours later 9018907 Anonymous
>>9018816
get knocked out
>rape
2 hours later 9018912 Anonymous
>>9018880
in the Nala position.
>CAAAAN YOU FEEL, THE LOOOOVE TONIGHT?
2 hours later 9018915 Anonymous
>>9018816
stab her with the pitchfork
but it's ok guys then you can tell her it was just a joke
2 hours later 9018978 Anonymous
>>9018844
This!
2 hours later 9018984 Anonymous
>>9018915
No f or k you.
2 hours later 9018989 Anonymous (date rape.png 500x500 68kB)
>>9018907
>>9018888
>>9018859
>>9018858
You pretend to pass out and slump down. she hops up and asks if you're ok, nudging you a bit. You don't respond. She sketchily looks around and starts tugging on your shorts.
>Health: 82%
>stamina: 100%
>spaghetti: 10%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (hat) Cider (spilled)
2 hours later 9018991 Anonymous
>>9018989
Hold still and prepare for awesome.
2 hours later 9018992 Anonymous
>>9018837
One of these days, I really want this option to actually happen. Maybe at Fluttershy's for maximum spaghetti.
2 hours later 9018996 Anonymous
>>9018989
Let it happen. Our at least see what she's up to.
2 hours later 9019000 Anonymous
>>9018989
Pop GIGABONER
2 hours later 9019002 Anonymous
>>9018989
Can we activate gigaboner? Do we have enough spaghetti?
2 hours later 9019014 Anonymous
>>9018989
continue the ruse
let her steal your shorts
2 hours later 9019015 Anonymous
>>9019002
Gigaboner doesn't run on spaghetti, it used 10% stam
2 hours later 9019017 Anonymous
>>9019002
gigaboner costs stamina, not spaghetti. i think it can be amplified with spaghetti,though.
I suggest we hold off on using it, see what she's going for
2 hours later 9019018 Anonymous
>>9018989
Hell. Yes. Can we get a sex cutscene tonight?
2 hours later 9019019 Anonymous
>>9018989
Let's wait a bit and see what she does next, ready to pretend to wake up if anything undesirable is about to happen.
2 hours later 9019020 Anonymous
>>9018989
Use your remaining spaghetti to cast a magnified Gigaboner spell when you feel your pants fall to around knee level.
2 hours later 9019021 Anonymous
>>9018989
WELP. Let the magic happen, says I. Can't rape the willing!
2 hours later 9019024 Anonymous
>>9019014
>inb4 another pegging
OP pls, let this happen
2 hours later 9019025 Anonymous
>>9019017
She thinks we're passed out, guys. Why the fuck else would she be removing our shorts? Fuck, use your heads.
2 hours later 9019033 Anonymous
>>9018989
I guess if she's looking around sketchily, she might be planning to rape us. In that case, gigaboner might not be a bad idea. Let's let her give us a good ride.
2 hours later 9019042 Anonymous
>>9019025
Besides pegging. Regardless, it's a sex act. There's nothing innocent going on, I can tell you that.
2 hours later 9019043 Anonymous
>>9018989
Go go giga boner.
2 hours later 9019047 Anonymous
>>9018989
Use gigaboner after inserted inside, destroy her cunt.
2 hours later 9019063 Anonymous
>>9019047
If she decides to cowgirl up, then we should pretend to be passed out, and right as she orgasms, reveal our ruse bu grabbing her ass and throwing her on her back. Commence hard missionary style. Make her cum buckets.
2 hours later 9019064 Anonymous
>>9019047
Metaphorically speaking of course. As in make her cum so hard she passes out and starts pissing herself with our gigaboner still inside her. That way we can fill up a balloon without her noticing too.
2 hours later 9019065 Anonymous
>>9018989
let us see where this leads... let her tug our shorts
2 hours later 9019075 Anonymous
>>9019063
>*changes key* CAAAAAAN YOU FEEL, THE LOOOOVE TONIGHT!?
2 hours later 9019077 Anonymous (unimpressed.png 500x500 69kB)
>>9019021
>>9019019
>>9018996
>>9018991
>>9019017
She quickly tugs them off, you pretend to remain unconscious. She doesn't seem impressed with what she finds. You consider popping the gigaboner, but she may suspect you're awake if you do.
>Health: 81%
>stamina: 100%
>spaghetti: 10%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (hat) Cider (spilled)
2 hours later 9019081 Anonymous
>inb4 she calls for Big Mac and lets him violate our back entrance
2 hours later 9019083 Anonymous
>>9019077
Pop gigaboner.
2 hours later 9019088 Anonymous
>>9019083
wait till she touches it
2 hours later 9019089 Anonymous
>>9019077
Pop it
2 hours later 9019093 Anonymous
>>9019081
>implying Mac is gay
>implying he wouldn't rather bang her from behind while she fellates us
2 hours later 9019099 Anonymous
>>9019077
Pop it anyway. She's drunk. She won't suspect a thing.
2 hours later 9019103 Anonymous
>>9019077
Let's wait for her to touch or lick it, then pop the gigaboner. Or if she doesn't, pop it anyway
2 hours later 9019112 Anonymous
>>9019077
Have AJ /almost/ get to touching it, deciding she isn't very impressed, at which point we pop the gigaboner
2 hours later 9019114 Anonymous
>>9019077
>notsureifwant.png
Is it at all possible to "slow" the casting process, so that the gigaboner doesn't pop out as fast? If we can do it gradually it might seem less unnatural to her.
2 hours later 9019115 Anonymous
>>9019103
2 hours later 9019116 Anonymous
>>9019077
Let's just go full deja vu. Tickle her some more despite pain. Then, unlike Fluters...
>sex
2 hours later 9019122 Anonymous
>>9019077
pop gigaboner and it knocks her down... NALA TIME
2 hours later 9019129 Anonymous
>>9019114
>>9019103
These. Either slow-channel gigaboner over the next ten seconds, if she doesn't go to touch it, or insta-cast it if she does.
2 hours later 9019133 Anonymous
>>9019093
>implying it's gay when it's for revenge
>implying you can't be gay or at least swinging both ways when you have males like braeburn in your family
2 hours later 9019138 Anonymous
>>9019077
Pop it.
2 hours later 9019139 Anonymous
>>9019114
this
2 hours later 9019142 Anonymous
>>9019122
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnDf -usGbKw&sns=em
2 hours later 9019151 Anonymous
>>9019077
Go go gadget, gigaboner.
Captcha: Watedic one
2 hours later 9019155 Anonymous
>>9019103
>popping giga boner when she has it in/near her mouth
let's not kill the poor mare
2 hours later 9019156 Anonymous
>>9019142
>ratcheted penis
2 hours later 9019164 Anonymous
>>9019077
ACTIVATE IT
3 hours later 9019186 Anonymous (3686412+_3dada1c8e9ec5b5565fd67cf6a9a5248.jpg 300x189 9kB)
>>9019077
3 hours later 9019192 Anonymous
>>9019114
This sounds good.
3 hours later 9019198 Anonymous
>>9019077
Sure it might imply we're awake, but once she see's the size of it since she was apparently unimpressed with our natural state...
Activate Gigaboner and say "This isn't even my final form!"
3 hours later 9019208 Anonymous (deployed.png 500x500 70kB)
>>9019138
>>9019151
>>9019112
>>9019099
She sort of sighs and starts moving to put your shorts back on, at which point you cast gigaboner. She jumps and yells that she was just looking, but you pretend to remain unconscious. You can't tell if she's buying it or not, but her unimpressed look seems to fade away.
>cut scene triggered
>Health: 81%
>stamina: 90%
>spaghetti: 10%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (hat) Cider (spilled)
3 hours later 9019217 Anonymous
>>9019198
What's she gonna say, anyway? "how dare you be awake while I took off your pants while I thought you were passed out!" We win, no matter what.
3 hours later 9019222 Anonymous (_52164086_011687629-1.jpg 304x171 11kB)
>>9019208
Is Spiderbro winning his incredible pokemon card duel to the death?! This is incredibly important to me!
3 hours later 9019228 Anonymous
>>9019208
>check AJ's spaghetti levels
3 hours later 9019234 Anonymous
>>9019208
Pretend to wake up, be confused and then give her a wicked grin.
"No one will ever know"
3 hours later 9019236 Anonymous
>>9019222
Spiderbro is fucking roach do hard right now, you don't even know dude.
3 hours later 9019237 Anonymous (applefuck season 1.png 500x500 69kB)
>>9019208
3 hours later 9019238 Anonymous
>>9019208
Rape.
3 hours later 9019243 Anonymous
>>9019234
>dis nigga
3 hours later 9019247 Anonymous
>>9019208
Wake up pretending to be in a daze, look at her and say "Was it good for you?"
3 hours later 9019250 Anonymous
>>9019237
Oh boi, it's happening.
3 hours later 9019251 Anonymous
>>9019237
Aww yeah!
3 hours later 9019254 Anonymous
>>9019237
Oh here we go! Cutscene time!
3 hours later 9019259 Anonymous
>>9019237
Awwwww yeah.
> capcha genante wilson
3 hours later 9019260 Anonymous (applefuck season 2.png 500x500 68kB)
>>9019237
3 hours later 9019273 Anonymous
>>9019260
fuck yes
3 hours later 9019274 Anonymous (cant argue boner.jpg 317x287 22kB)
>>9019260
3 hours later 9019275 Anonymous
>>9019260
Oh lawds, dat AppleDateRape
3 hours later 9019279 Anonymous
>>9019260
WE HAVE INSERTION, GENTLEMEN.
I REPEAT, WE HAVE INSERTION.
3 hours later 9019280 Anonymous
>>9019260
>dat AJ pose
>dat AJ expression
>dis AJ situation
I'm seriously getting turned on right now.
3 hours later 9019281 Anonymous (applefuck season 3.png 500x500 67kB)
>>9019260
>she whispers she knows you're awake, you reach up and pull her closer. She lowers herself onto yo-Oh fucking christ her vagina is like a vicegrip
3 hours later 9019284 Anonymous (image.jpg 140x140 9kB)
>>9019274
That overused picture
3 hours later 9019285 Anonymous
>>9019279
not yet, gigaboner is right by her hoof.
3 hours later 9019290 Anonymous
>>9019285
>>9019281
I retract what I said now!
3 hours later 9019292 Anonymous
>>9019281
Goddamn myself for liking this as much as I do.
CONTINUE
3 hours later 9019293 Anonymous
>>9019281
QUICK! SWAP HATS!
3 hours later 9019297 Anonymous
>>9019281
>dat toned apple-thighs
3 hours later 9019302 Anonymous (Came.jpg 400x296 31kB)
>>9019281
THAT'S IT!
Time to whip my dick out for a few mins... OP is a master drawfag and writer.
3 hours later 9019305 Anonymous
I haven't really been following until now other than the first post of each episode, but...why are we collecting mare piss balloons?
3 hours later 9019307 Anonymous
I wonder how Derpy's doing?
3 hours later 9019311 Anonymous
>>9019305
some stupid goal
3 hours later 9019314 Anonymous
>>9019305
Because why not.
3 hours later 9019316 Anonymous
>>9019305
because i felt like it and a bunch of people supported me
3 hours later 9019319 Anonymous
>>9019305
As far as I know, some Anon just had a fetish for it and the rest of the Anons thought it would be a good idea to have a 'goal'.
3 hours later 9019324 Anonymous (1292301773698.jpg 127x91 4kB)
>>9019281
>Google vicegrip
>mfw
Expected, though.
3 hours later 9019327 Anonymous
>>9019305
Considering the nature of this story, there's a good chance the piss balloons will grant us some super-secret skill that will make the endgame much easier. ......Maybe.
3 hours later 9019329 Anonymous (boner2.png 992x1400 235kB)
>>9019281
3 hours later 9019330 Anonymous
>>9019305
Because we're hoping that friend p i ss is magic.
3 hours later 9019331 Anonymous
>>9019305
We want to make potion out of mane 6 piss samples with the help of Zecora, because we think it will give us special powers. Or something like this.
3 hours later 9019332 Anonymous
>>9019281
use this opportunity to tell AJ that since she took advantage of you, you get her piss in a balloon... Also she was amazing
3 hours later 9019334 Anonymous (applefuck season 4.png 500x500 69kB)
>>9019281
She keeps bouncing up and down on your gigaboner, her hat falls to the floor. It's taking a good bit of effort to keep the muscles of her marehood from crushing your dick into a diamond. You're gonna have bruises after this.
>Health: 81%
>stamina:85%
>spaghetti: 10%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (hat) Cider (spilled)
3 hours later 9019342 Anonymous
>>9019284
Dat overused meme.
3 hours later 9019343 Anonymous
>>9019334
Undo her ponytail and let her soft mane flow through your fingers!
3 hours later 9019344 Anonymous
>>9019334
reverse cowgirl.
obviously.
3 hours later 9019347 Anonymous
>>9019334
Lawl, look at spiderbro
3 hours later 9019350 Anonymous
>>9019334
Grab her haunches and lift her legs upwards. Let's dictate the pace oureself for a bit.
3 hours later 9019352 Anonymous
>>9019334
Give her a female reach around. Flick that pony bean!
3 hours later 9019353 Anonymous
>>9019343
>>9019344
yes pls
3 hours later 9019354 Anonymous
>>9019343
Touche
3 hours later 9019355 Anonymous
>>9019334
Untie her hair! Let that shit go free!
Also grab your hat and put it on her, it's always so much better to fuck a chick in a top hat!
3 hours later 9019356 Anonymous
>>9019334
Cast gigaboner again in an effort to double buff your penis and attempt to endure AJ's powerful vaginal muscles.
3 hours later 9019363 Anonymous
>>9019334
> bruises
Doesn't matter, keep going.
3 hours later 9019364 Anonymous
>>9019334
Rub her teats while she fucks you.
3 hours later 9019372 Anonymous
>>9019352
Yes. Yes. We need more pony clit.
3 hours later 9019384 Anonymous
>>9019355
yessss. I want to fuck Dapperjack.
3 hours later 9019385 Anonymous
>>9019344
>>9019343
These
3 hours later 9019391 Anonymous
>>9019334
Stick a finger in her donut hole.
3 hours later 9019392 Anonymous
>>9019364
>>9019372
This. At the same time.
Let's make her cum so hard she pisses herself.
3 hours later 9019401 Anonymous
>>9019334
Cast mustache to stifle nosebleed.
3 hours later 9019409 Anonymous
>>9019392
...but her butthole needs love, too!
3 hours later 9019416 Anonymous
>>9019409
T'aint no one gonna knock on AJ's barn door.
3 hours later 9019422 Anonymous
>>9019334
She's crushing your dick? Deploy your giga-boner more, you need to take control
3 hours later 9019425 Anonymous
>>9019416
:(
>taint
ha
3 hours later 9019433 Anonymous
>>9019416
says you.
we're gonna giga her sigmoid
3 hours later 9019436 Anonymous
>>9019422
Level up Giga-Boner to Hyper-Boner!
3 hours later 9019437 Anonymous (dick'd.png 500x500 69kB)
>>9019355
>>9019352
>>9019392
You pull her tie out and let her mane flow. You reach around and start rubbing her teats and clit (I was gonna call it an appleseed, but that seemed too predictable.) She's really getting into it, you refresh gigaboner to ensure it's not destroyed.
>Health: 81%
>stamina:75%
>spaghetti: 0%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (hat) Cider (spilled)
3 hours later 9019441 Anonymous
>>9019334
rub her clit to make her piss
do they even have a clit?
3 hours later 9019444 Anonymous
>>9019433
>goes anal with someone who just lost their goddamned virginity
>this will surely go well
3 hours later 9019451 Anonymous
>>9019441
Haven't you ever seen a mare vagina? Yes, they have a clit.
3 hours later 9019455 Anonymous (1362802705731.gif 253x197 954kB)
>>9019441
3 hours later 9019459 Anonymous
>>9019441
All mammals do, son. Search "horse wink" on google.
3 hours later 9019464 Anonymous
>>9019444
We don't know that for sure, Pinkie only assumed that since she wasn't sure.
She was drunk ,yeah, but the way she moved into it was way too eager for a virgin.
3 hours later 9019467 Anonymous
>>9019441
>do they even have a clit
Stupidest Post of the Year Award goes to you!
3 hours later 9019471 Anonymous
>>9019437
Couldn't have been that predictable, I didn't think of it...
3 hours later 9019474 Anonymous
>>9019437
Spaghetti at 0%
lolwut
3 hours later 9019478 Anonymous
>>9019474
You're in the middle of fucking Applejack and she's enjoying the shit out of it.
How much spaghetti do you think you can get in this situation?
3 hours later 9019481 Anonymous
>>9019474
This is as alpha as it gets, man. No pasta to be found here.
3 hours later 9019492 Anonymous
>>9019437
Do the 2nd part of >>9019355
Because top hats are sexy.
3 hours later 9019500 Anonymous
>>9019492
no
3 hours later 9019507 Anonymous
>>9019481
It will only be alpha when we wrestle her to the floor and fuck her silly.
who's a silly pony?
3 hours later 9019513 Anonymous
>>9019492
Yes
3 hours later 9019518 Anonymous
>>9019437
Run your hand through her mane to get her to turn her head around. Make out with her.
Aren't we forgetting about Anon's bloody nose? This might kill the mood Or make it better if we're not careful.
3 hours later 9019524 Anonymous
>>9019513
No
3 hours later 9019528 Anonymous
>>9019524
Maybe?
3 hours later 9019531 Anonymous
>>9019437
is that a balloon in our hand? Make ready for orgasm piss.
3 hours later 9019537 Anonymous
>>9019437
Whisper in her ear:
"You're good at this.
Eeeeeyup "
3 hours later 9019551 Anonymous
>>9019537
This! I don't care what happens as a result, I just need to see this!
3 hours later 9019552 Anonymous
>>9019437
You forgot the most important part.
Make her turn her head/herself and kiss her!
3 hours later 9019558 Anonymous
>>9019537
Could be interesting to see how she react to that in the middle of the action...
3 hours later 9019562 Anonymous
>>9019537
Spaghetti overflow immanent.
3 hours later 9019563 Anonymous
>>9019537
This all the way.
Imitate Big Macintosh's voice.
3 hours later 9019591 Anonymous
>>9019537
Wait, no. This is our first 0%-spaghetti sexual encounter, as far as I know.
Our spaghettiless-virginity, if you will.
We should savor this.
3 hours later 9019599 Anonymous
>>9019531
it's the hairband.
3 hours later 9019602 Anonymous
>>9019537
don't. pls.
3 hours later 9019617 Anonymous
>>9019599
Well, let's get a balloon ready then. You know what happens when mares cum.
3 hours later 9019647 Anonymous
>>9019537
>>9019537
NO PLEASE DONT
3 hours later 9019655 Anonymous
>>9019617
I do?
...
I do :|
3 hours later 9019671 Anonymous
>>901964
PLEASE DONT, keep saying that.
3 hours later 9019672 Anonymous
>>9019617
Dat appetising cheesy paste.
3 hours later 9019677 Anonymous
>>9019437
>>9019437
did spiderbro get in a fight with the cockroach and now he's fucking its dead body?
3 hours later 9019682 Anonymous
>>9019672
That too. unf
But I was thinking about uncontrollable pissing.
3 hours later 9019695 Anonymous
>>9019677
He beat it at Yugioh, dude. Victory fuck. Haven't you played Yugioh before?
3 hours later 9019696 Anonymous (1362888077758.gif 640x360 118kB)
>>9019682
I was kidding.
3 hours later 9019715 Anonymous (1362888468336.gif 560x315 1057kB)
>>9019437
We will come inside her so hard that we fuck with the natural laws and impregnate her.
3 hours later 9019735 Anonymous (diamond.png 500x500 67kB)
>>9019537
>>9019551
>>9019558
>>9019492
You pick up your hats and swap them, she doesn't take much notice on it. You lean in and whisper in her ear "You're good at this. Eeeeeyup" doing your best to immitate Big Mac. She tells you to shut the hell up and starts riding you harder. You're pretty sure she could take your dick off with her vagina if she wanted, best to stay on her good side.
>Health: 81%
>stamina:75%
>spaghetti: 15%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (AJ) Cider (spilled)
3 hours later 9019739 Anonymous
>>9019715
This
3 hours later 9019747 Anonymous
>>9019696
well try tasting some
silly
3 hours later 9019752 Anonymous
>>9019747
Is it dangerously cheesy?
3 hours later 9019754 Anonymous
>>9019735
u-unf
3 hours later 9019759 Anonymous
>>9019752
It's dangerously intoxicating
3 hours later 9019761 Anonymous
>>9019735
Angry sex. Nice. Top hat. Cute.
3 hours later 9019764 Anonymous
>>9019735
Impregnate that bitch. Fuck the laws of physics.
it's my fetish, pregnant pones.
3 hours later 9019765 Anonymous
>>9019735
Oh god... I don't even know where to go from that.
3 hours later 9019768 Anonymous
>>9019735
I want to come inside AppleJack.
3 hours later 9019773 Anonymous
>>9019735
Stick a finger in her tush.
3 hours later 9019774 Anonymous
>>9019735
nibble then bite her ear next bite her neck and make hickey
3 hours later 9019775 Anonymous
>>9019735
I can think of no course of action we can take that would improve upon our current situation. That picture is all kinds of wonderful.
3 hours later 9019781 Anonymous
>>9019764
>it's my fetish, pregnant pones.
It's mine too, though I wanted Derpy
Seconding this.
Also kiss her.
3 hours later 9019782 Anonymous
>>9019768
we need to let her finish first. It's only polite.
4 hours later 9019790 Anonymous
>>9019735
Activate tease mode. Roll to attempt to take control and slow down the tempo. I want her to beg her "big brother" to make her cum.
4 hours later 9019794 Anonymous
>>9019764
Where do you think centaurs come from?
4 hours later 9019808 Anonymous
>>9019790
Hahaha. Risky...but sexy. I like it. A bad roll could hurt us pretty bad, though.
4 hours later 9019809 Anonymous
>>9019735
drill into her sigmoid
4 hours later 9019810 Anonymous
>>9019764
Screw collecting, let's knock up the mane6.
4 hours later 9019821 Anonymous
>>9019782
>>9019735
Make sure we do this. Keep refreshing gigaboner if necessary. Leave a good impression here, and I think we're 90% of the way to full harem, or at least Pinkie/RD/AJ/Derpy/Twi orgy.
4 hours later 9019822 Anonymous
>>9019782
Yes. We need to make her cum so hard she pisses herself and blacks out momentarily. Then we fill a balloon and hide it. And then we cum litres inside her.
4 hours later 9019830 Anonymous
>>9019808
To be honest, I think we've been playing it too safe. I need more risk in this series.
4 hours later 9019835 Anonymous
>>9019790
>I want her to beg her "big brother" to make her cum.
This. Let's try to make her call out Big Macintosh's name when she cums.
4 hours later 9019837 Anonymous
>>9019821
>full harem
>only Derpy and Mane 6
u w0t m8
4 hours later 9019839 Anonymous
>>9019810
This oh god this
4 hours later 9019847 Anonymous
>>9019837
No, those are only the beginning. After we get them, we can try the princesses. And all the background ponies.
4 hours later 9019871 Anonymous
>>9019847
I know, I was just pointing out that he (or you?) calls mane 6 + Derpy a full harem. That's just silly, full harem is when we have all the mares obeying us. Or at least all the significant mares.
4 hours later 9019903 Anonymous
>>9019871
(he) I used poor phrasing, I guess. What I meant was, if we give AJ a satisfying fuck, we'll be 90% of the way to something we can definitely call a harem. Or, at least, we're 90% of the way to an orgy with RD/Pinkie/Twi/AJ/Derpy.
4 hours later 9019925 Anonymous
>>9019735
Right as she's cumming, yell out "OH, PINKIE PIE! FUCK MY ASS SOME MORE!"
4 hours later 9019947 Anonymous
>>9019903
Yeah, that's better. But I don't think we can convince Derpy to join us in orgy, she looked pretty jealous when we asked Rarity for sex the first time we met her. To be honest, while I like all this sexings anon is doing, I would like for him to just live happily with Derpy. Poor mare takes care of us and we just go behind her back fucking everything that talks and has at least 2 holes in the crotch area
4 hours later 9019951 Anonymous
>>9019925
Let's not.
4 hours later 9019967 Anonymous
>>9019925
Do this.
4 hours later 9019980 Anonymous (1359664449719.jpg 1500x1500 139kB)
>>9019925
No.
4 hours later 9019981 Anonymous
>>9019925
NO! GOD NO!
....Maybe in future fucks, but not right now!
4 hours later 9019986 Anonymous
>>9019925
That doesn't even make sense.
4 hours later 9020008 Anonymous
>>9019925
Op you have to do this
4 hours later 9020011 Anonymous
>>9019947
I agree, but it would be silly to get too sentimental during a CYOA like this. It is pretty clear the majority doesn't give a shit about any kind of love story.
4 hours later 9020014 Anonymous
>>9020008
NO he don't
4 hours later 9020018 Anonymous
>>9020008
no he doesn't. Even if you had quads, he doesn't.
4 hours later 9020020 Anonymous
>>9020008
No, it's stupid. She'd just get pissed off and then we'd lose progress with her. Let's wait until we're with Pinkie pie to do that.
4 hours later 9020028 Anonymous
>>9020011
I think we should live happily ever after with Derpy.
It's possible she is the only single mom in ponyville. How sad would that be?
4 hours later 9020044 Anonymous
>>9020011
I agree. Besides, I think she'd join the harem no problem; we're bffs, remember?
4 hours later 9020049 Anonymous
>>9019735
Brace for impact.
4 hours later 9020052 Anonymous
OP, I love you, but staying up late to participate in your threads has had a measureable negative impact on my life.
...just one more frame...
4 hours later 9020054 Anonymous
>>9019925
No, we have to stay on her good side.
Besides, we also have to collect her piss.
And still no official kiss, comon...
4 hours later 9020055 Anonymous
>>9020028
Not sad at all in a harem. So many mommies and sisters.
4 hours later 9020057 Anonymous
>>9020020
COME ON IT WOULD BE FUNN
4 hours later 9020070 Anonymous
>>9020057
Go to bed, Pinkie.
4 hours later 9020076 Anonymous (aw jeeze it's everywhere.png 500x500 69kB)
>>9019790
>>9019782
>>9019768
>>9019821
You start trying to tease her, withholding yourself a bit to get her to beg. Only then do you realize she's doing most, if not all, of the work.she continies working your dick until she finally orgasms, the force of her fluids cause you to cum shortly after. She turns her head and kisses you deeply.
>Health: 81%
>stamina: 50%
>spaghetti: 15%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (5), piss balloon (1), mare piss balloon (3) bits (39), Spider (bro), stick (1), apple (1/4), Hat (AJ) Cider (spilled)
>Wrapping it up tonight, mengs. Glad I could draw porn for you today. See you next time.
4 hours later 9020083 Anonymous
>>9020011
Speak for yourself, I'd rather the romance stories and sex scenes than casualness.
4 hours later 9020089 Anonymous
>>9020076
Aww.
4 hours later 9020093 Anonymous
>>9020076
>happy end
Night! Thanks!
4 hours later 9020097 Anonymous
>>9020076
Another beauty of a thread, later, op
4 hours later 9020098 Anonymous
>>9020076
'night! See you again. I hope the ride never ends.
4 hours later 9020099 Anonymous
>>9020076
'Night
4 hours later 9020103 Anonymous (1361582020250.jpg 500x500 34kB)
>>9020076
I can dig it. Well done OP.
Cya tomorrow.
4 hours later 9020106 Anonymous
>>9020076
Oh God. We've lost our Top Hat!
4 hours later 9020108 Anonymous
>>9020076
There we go! One step closer to ULTIMATE POWER.
>Ponies to sex: Rarity, Fluttershy
>Piss balloons to collect: Applejack, Rarity, Twilight (and Derpy, perhaps)
Good night, OP.
4 hours later 9020109 Anonymous
>>9020076
Good night and thank you OP
4 hours later 9020115 Anonymous (filthy_casuals.jpg 467x325 36kB)
>>9020083
4 hours later 9020116 Anonymous
>>9020076
I guess our hat fell off in the hay.
4 hours later 9020119 Anonymous
>>9020098
The ride will never end. And that is why we love OP.
4 hours later 9020142 Anonymous
>>9020115
filthy casuals like romance stories?
4 hours later 9020144 Anonymous (1359311756768.png 500x572 94kB)
>>9016417
Well, seems like the story that had potential went to shit long ago.
>implying there was any from the start
4 hours later 9020148 Anonymous
>>9020076
Previous sex had been cute, but tonight was downright hardcore. Nice op.
4 hours later 9020155 Anonymous
>>9020076
I need to get up early more often. This is my first time contributing and it was a lot of fun.
4 hours later 9020158 Anonymous
>>9020076
Happy end.
AND spiderbro got a good meal.
Tomorrow, the piss!
4 hours later 9020162 Anonymous
>>9020148
Not that this isn't also cute; it's adorable.
4 hours later 9020163 Anonymous
And zero tripfags posted that day.
4 hours later 9020173 Anonymous
>>9020158
He sexed the roach, he didn't eat it. He ate during dinner last episode though. We learned he was a cider spider; he don't eat meat.
4 hours later 9020180 Anonymous
>>9020144
>He...here I go
4 hours later 9020184 Anonymous
>>9020163
Everytime (IIRC) there was a tripfag in this thread, they behaved normally, it was always some anonymous autist that started to call complain about their trip without any reason to do it first.
4 hours later 9020192 Anonymous
>>9020184
>started to call complain
>call
Dammit
4 hours later 9020197 Anonymous
>>9020184
actually, no,not even that. We've just had retarded anons shitpost about dragons, samefagging, and scriptfagging.
4 hours later 9020210 Anonymous
>>9020197
You are right, it was not always, but there was at least one case where this happened. Tripfag came in, dropped some suggestions and some retard started complaining about about him having a trip.
Fucking idiots can't use forced anonymisation.
4 hours later 9020240 Anonymous (1359997371082.jpg 900x790 220kB)
>>9020180
>turning potentially interesting and adventurous narrative into one-sided roller coaster
>entire episode in one location (limiting art)
>not exploring concept's possibilities
Doesn't means that one cannot follow it or OP's not doing good job albeit in limited manner.
5 hours later 9020796 Anonymous (130664215148.png 826x854 196kB)
>>9020076
I think that was the first thread where we actually didn't move more than a few millimeters.
Thanks, OP.
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