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2013-03-12 06:59 9015520 Anonymous MLP General (SHIPPING HORSES.jpg 900x675 178kB)
What if pony was real?
Olde thread >>9011506
1 min later 9015544 Anonymous (Sweetie explode.gif 400x379 1376kB)
>>9015520
1 min later 9015550 Anonymous (report anomalies.jpg 495x700 354kB)
>>9015520
pony must be contained
1 min later 9015554 Anonymous (Lyra Blush.png 295x215 19kB)
I would post ponies non sexually
1 min later 9015558 Anonymous (sweetie_belle_by_mik3thestrange-d53uec9.png 791x1010 166kB)
best pony here
1 min later 9015564 Anonymous (1361892932400.jpg 1050x1680 179kB)
What if Spike was real
2 min later 9015578 Anonymous (1362723407855.png 1378x1632 845kB)
Corey in the house!
and in your bed
2 min later 9015587 Anonymous (donk.png 577x432 531kB)
in my dream house in the future i will own a house in a secluded area
with baby donkey, 3 mini mares, a mini stallion, and a normal size mare and stallion.
2 min later 9015588 Anonymous
>>9015564
It would be a real drag
2 min later 9015591 Anonymous
>>9015578
give her the d
2 min later 9015593 AppleDan (Do it for Belle.png 1920x1371 1036kB)
>>9015558
2 min later 9015594 Anonymous
>>9015554
Loiran pls
You cant post yourself online
3 min later 9015599 Anonymous (dedd.jpg 1920x1080 146kB)
>Hurrrrrrrr
Celestia is not a very elegant pony.
3 min later 9015600 Anonymous (GO GO GO GO GO GO.gif 300x225 545kB)
>tfw policeman
3 min later 9015602 Anonymous
>>9015578
I was pretty sure it was gonna be a dick
I'm not often surprised in these threads
3 min later 9015603 Anonymous
>>9015587
How many of them would be for sexual use?
3 min later 9015606 Anonymous (VEqTpDm.gif 425x260 402kB)
>>9015588
3 min later 9015607 Anonymous (1331106616885.png 2000x1500 2582kB)
>>9015554
I would a pony nonsexually.
3 min later 9015618 Anonymous
>>9015578
>that feel when no giant satisfied dragon dick
3 min later 9015619 Anonymous
>>9015078
Shit I'm late.
How far this goes is entirely based on how far you're willing to go
3 min later 9015622 Anonymous (1362260483544.png 700x600 210kB)
>>9015602
Corey is a very nice dragon.
4 min later 9015635 Anonymous
any streams going on?
4 min later 9015639 mewball (tfw socks are unf.png 995x851 294kB)
pon
4 min later 9015644 Anonymous
>>9015618
>New from Bad Dragon
> The Corey
5 min later 9015653 Anonymous
>>9015639
Wow that fucking butt
5 min later 9015655 Anonymous
>>9015599
I like how everyone is frowing but fluttershy has big open eyes and is like "good. now one less competition".
5 min later 9015664 Anonymous
>>9015639
Watch out, Lyra! There's something sticking out of your chest!
5 min later 9015665 Anonymous
>>9015639
yay
I love these
5 min later 9015668 Anonymous
>>9015639
why does your lyra act so much like fluttershy?
5 min later 9015672 Anonymous
>>9015544
>>9015554
>>9015607
filthy elitist mlpg faggot casuals. GTFO and go back to ponychan. I'm surprised none of you faggots have a trip like your brethren at Ponychan
5 min later 9015674 Anonymous
>>9015639
mew do you have like a tumblr or gallery or something?
6 min later 9015675 Anonymous
>>9015639
GOOD BUTT
that left hoof looks a little weird though. I feel like it's coming out of her chest. i think it just needs to be moved down a little!
6 min later 9015678 AppleDan
>>9015639
Have I ever told you you're my hero?
Like I wanna be you when I grow up.
6 min later 9015683 Anonymous
>>9015639
cute/10
6 min later 9015684 Anonymous (MLPlinkboard.png 545x545 150kB)
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>>9011506
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6 min later 9015692 Anonymous (1361257576984.png 688x528 385kB)
6 min later 9015695 Anonymous
>>9015520
But Pones are real and I would cum inside them like I wish to do right now. I want to cum inside a real mare
7 min later 9015699 Anonymous (146411 co 4chan.png 994x1137 219kB)
>>9015564
7 min later 9015701 Anonymous
>>9015664
Dude not cool, we dont talk about her problem like that.
Sheesh
7 min later 9015706 Anonymous
>>9015639
I really, really love your Lyras art.
7 min later 9015709 Anonymous
>>9015667
Hey Leth, is the Hyper index running slow for you too also can you still get in touch with archive?
If yes I think you see where I'm going with this.
7 min later 9015715 Anonymous (bookpone-exite.jpg 5000x5000 1861kB)
>>9015667
Hi!
7 min later 9015719 Anonymous (1363024927485.png 795x460 70kB)
I want more homolust in the show.
8 min later 9015722 Anonymous
>>9015672
u wot m8
8 min later 9015734 Anonymous
>>9015709
Put pages for each year.
I think that would help.
8 min later 9015740 Anonymous (IMG.jpg 766x984 464kB)
>>9015585
8 min later 9015743 Anonymous
>>9015719
Go to bed, SB.
9 min later 9015752 Anonymous (ass high socks.jpg 500x669 104kB)
>>9015639
aaaaaaahhhhhhh my fetish
too bad i hate brony fandom pony lyra
9 min later 9015754 Anonymous
>>9015719
>"My lips touched common carnival cock!"
9 min later 9015755 Anonymous
>>9015667
>>9015709
Or at least have like 2-10 pages rather then having all the archive link in one page.
9 min later 9015759 Anonymous
>>9015639
Has ever drawn actual porn?
9 min later 9015760 mewball (tfw socks are unf.png 995x851 318kB)
>>9015664
>>9015675
damn, i knew it looked weird but i wasn't sure how to fix it.
hopefully this is better?
>>9015674
http://mewball.tumblr.com/
10 min later 9015764 Anonymous (tfw broken.png 198x354 36kB)
>>9015639
10 min later 9015767 Anonymous
>>9015740
>blue
YA BEEFED IT
10 min later 9015768 mewball
>>9015759
yes
10 min later 9015776 Anonymous
>>9015764
haha
10 min later 9015780 Anonymous
>>9015768
Draw some Lyra X Bonbon.
10 min later 9015783 Anonymous
>>9015767
I did not have red. I'm sorry
11 min later 9015785 Anonymous
>>9015768
Really? Where?
12 min later 9015804 mewball
>>9015780
>>9015785
not posted anywhere on any of my blogs but its around somewhere
12 min later 9015808 Anonymous
>>9015785
He drew one long ago. Its Lyra being on top of anon.
12 min later 9015815 Anonymous ([rumbling intensifies].gif 150x150 18kB)
>>9015740
>math homework is finally finished
13 min later 9015822 Anonymous (1359925620487.png 961x628 224kB)
>>9015804
>>9015808
Oh, you mean this? I don't know if I would count it as porn.
13 min later 9015825 Anonymous
>>9015785
>>9015804
>>9015808
http://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=% E2%9C%93&sbq=artist%3Amewball%2C+ex plicit&commit=Go
13 min later 9015828 Anonymous
>>9015754
>implying he'd do that
>Implying he wouldnt just pound big macs ass and not consider it gay because hes not even a "real" pony.
13 min later 9015836 Anonymous
>>9015564
Holy cow, that's terrifying.
13 min later 9015840 Anonymous
>>9015825
>We couldn't find any images for you. None at all. We couldn't really make out what you wanted.
14 min later 9015849 Anonymous
>>9015825
>those diamond dogs
SHIT
MEW DRAW FEMROVER
14 min later 9015850 Anonymous
>>9015840
Log in first feather brain
14 min later 9015855 Anonymous
>>9015828
>big mac
> not just dragging a guard in from outside of his castle room door to use how he pleases
14 min later 9015861 Anonymous
/co/ pls
stop having stealth pony threads, it's depressing
14 min later 9015862 ReiDuran
>>9015578
oh my
14 min later 9015865 Anonymous
>>9015850
To what? It's not like I have an account.
15 min later 9015873 Anonymous
>>9015849
No
No more sensual Diamond Dogs
No more Fem Rover
No more, I'm drawing the line
15 min later 9015877 Anonymous (260642.png 757x956 695kB)
>>9015822
mew's anon is so cute looking
15 min later 9015878 Anonymous
>>9015849
Second. Mew pls draw Femrover with stallion Rarity.
15 min later 9015884 Anonymous
>>9015865
You don't need a real email address or anything to sign up. Just put a fake one in and set it to remember you.
15 min later 9015886 Anonymous
>>9015873
Well fuck you, because we haven't had some in a good month
Lyra is over
15 min later 9015888 Anonymous
>>9015865
Dude, derpibooru has a lot of content and we tend to link it a lot.
Just fucking get one and learn how to use the filters right and it's an OKAY thing to use
15 min later 9015889 Anonymous
>>9015873
What about Fem Snails?
16 min later 9015896 Anonymous
>>9015889
At least that's a pony.
16 min later 9015897 Anonymous (Dorks.jpg 512x384 109kB)
16 min later 9015898 Anonymous
>>9015877
that's what he looks like
16 min later 9015903 Anonymous (stealth.gif 400x287 3143kB)
>>9015861
16 min later 9015908 Anonymous
>>9015884
>>9015888
Fuck that shit. Post it here, it's the middle of the night for Americlaps, mods are all asleep.
16 min later 9015910 Anonymous
>>9015855
The equestria castle guards must have seen some serious shit in pleasing the royalty. Heck a thousand years they probably had earth mares raped in front of the nobles for fun.
16 min later 9015911 AppleDan
>>9015886
I can top that. We havent had any Nurse Sweetheart EVER.
16 min later 9015914 mewball (tumblr_mj060zURSa1ri9eoto2_500.png 500x281 180kB)
>>9015822
i totally forgot i drew that
>>9015849
maybe one day
17 min later 9015916 Anonymous
>ERPing in dead threads
17 min later 9015925 Anonymous
>>9015877
>>9015898
>you will never a mew
17 min later 9015932 Anonymous (GHD.jpg 436x298 46kB)
D O R K S
17 min later 9015933 Anonymous
>>9015903
>breaking down a door with your shoulder
Stupidest fucking thing ever. That's a good way to break/shear/dislocate your shoulder. You kick with your toe slightly to the left or right of the lock to break it. They could've asked any basic fire fighter about this but no they went full retard.
18 min later 9015939 Anonymous
>>9015925
>he will never tenderly put his thumb in your butt
18 min later 9015941 Anonymous (1362553678508.png 961x956 253kB)
>>9015877
I still think there's something off about his pone faces.
18 min later 9015942 Anonymous
>>9015873
Draw me lines in the shape of Fem Rover
18 min later 9015945 Anonymous
>>9015916
Would you like it in the new one?
18 min later 9015949 Anonymous
>>9015939
>needing a medium chance to work yourself up to his thumb
19 min later 9015964 Anonymous (1362810398707.jpg 614x573 43kB)
>>9015914
Mew pls
19 min later 9015965 Anonymous
>>9015933
If you look right, he's actually breaking it with his left feet, just moving away the rest with his shoulder.
19 min later 9015971 Anonymous
>there will never be femrover art of her actually getting the dick
19 min later 9015974 Anonymous (charles bronson having a giggle.gif 480x250 502kB)
>>9015949
20 min later 9015986 Anonymous
>>9015949
I don't think jokes about his thumb will ever get old.
20 min later 9015990 Anonymous
>>9015972
>diapers
>horsefaces
>human glans with medial ring
0/10 would not fap to
20 min later 9015991 Anonymous
>>9015941
take your shitty art critique back to dA or tumblr you asshole
20 min later 9015998 Anonymous (1355489481635.jpg 461x396 70kB)
>>9015949
20 min later 9015999 Anonymous
>>9015972
Not if she looked like that.
That's the male-est horse face I have ever seen.
21 min later 9016002 Anonymous (icant250.gif 250x140 508kB)
>>9015972
>that picture
21 min later 9016004 AppleDan (mewball considers thumb reduction surgery.png 488x374 355kB)
>>9015986
21 min later 9016008 Anonymous
>>9015972
"Not I," said the sane one.
21 min later 9016010 Anonymous
>>9015965
N-no he's not
>>9015933
To be fair, you are being shot at in that game and stopping to kick a door down doesn't seem wise
21 min later 9016013 Anonymous
>>9015972
wow, i did not think it was possible for this picture to get any worse from just seeing the thumbnail
i was wrong
21 min later 9016019 Anonymous (What.png 337x346 126kB)
>>9015949
I know this isn't extremely related
But is a medium chance thick for gay guys?
It says it's 6.40 in girth on the website
21 min later 9016020 mewball (GIVE EM THE D.jpg 240x245 10kB)
>>9015949
>>9016004
>>9015986
you're all faggots
22 min later 9016023 Anonymous
>>9016002
>Tabitha St. Germain after attending an MLP convention panel.gif
22 min later 9016038 Anonymous (rara.jpg 226x223 9kB)
>>9015991
Dont make rarity bitch slap your shit.
22 min later 9016042 Anonymous
>>9016020
>mew will never give you the T
22 min later 9016044 Anonymous
>>9016020
ilumew
22 min later 9016045 Anonymous
>>9016019
Thick? Not at all. Unless it's flared.
Long? Definately.
22 min later 9016047 Anonymous
>>9016020
>GIVE EM THE T
23 min later 9016051 Anonymous (Pinkie-Pie-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-29317590-776-1030.png 776x1030 160kB)
>>9016020
YOU TOO!
23 min later 9016054 Anonymous
>>9016019
>for gay guys
What, you don't think it's thick for straight guys? "Normal guys", you might say?
check your privilege, dash
23 min later 9016056 Anonymous
>>9016023
dude she's even crazier than us
23 min later 9016072 Anonymous
>>9016020
Ignore them, mewbie
They'll never stop.
24 min later 9016075 Anonymous
>>9016023
Oh fuck I'm giggling
24 min later 9016079 AppleDan (1277706716872.png 203x221 3kB)
>>9016020
I L you too mew
24 min later 9016080 Anonymous (1357718947712.png 608x411 136kB)
24 min later 9016088 Anonymous
>>9016054
I'm pretty sure 6.40 inches is thick as fuck for guys that don't normally take stuff up the butt
I don't know if that's true for people that like things up their butt
25 min later 9016099 Anonymous (W1riL2g.jpg 627x951 236kB)
>this artist will never draw an arc for the comic
25 min later 9016105 Anonymous
>>9016088
>people that like things in their butt
SO NOW EVERY GAY GUY LIKES IT UP THE BUTT? AND THERE ARE STRAIGHT GUYS THAT DON'T?
THAT'S IT, I'M TELLING TUMBLR
25 min later 9016110 Anonymous
>>9016088
>6.4
You're talking circumference, right?
Because a medium chance as like, an inch and a half wide at the shaft.
26 min later 9016116 Anonymous
>>9016088
oh so now only gay dudes get to shove rubber dicks up their asses? typical neurocistypical chauvarapenazi
26 min later 9016120 Anonymous
>>9016110
Circumference is not diameter.
27 min later 9016127 Anonymous
Yknow what'd really shut us faggots up Mew?
If you streamed.
27 min later 9016129 Anonymous
this thread is proving to be even more educational than the last one
27 min later 9016130 Anonymous (1344352674176.png 983x1073 1635kB)
OK, THAT'S IT. I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BOAT.
I spent 2 months away from /mlp/ in general, and then 2 months outside of MLPG, just hanging around regular /mlp/, and tonight was the final fucking straw. Please tell me we still have /co/mrades left in here, please please please. If I see another non-ironic reference to "bronyism" or another one of the 720,000 other shitposting tripfag-filled generals that clog the front page, I'm going to have an autistic attack and maybe kill myself.
27 min later 9016132 Anonymous (tumblr_mhq8lqse3r1r2z8zto1_1280.png 720x1280 703kB)
27 min later 9016135 Anonymous
>>9016099
Oh yeah, gotta remember to pick up that issue at my lcs
27 min later 9016137 Anonymous (oh_man_best_punishment_ever.gif 108x144 39kB)
>>9016116
>neurocistypical chauvarapenazi
These are the best words
27 min later 9016142 Anonymous (1357718657339.png 490x490 139kB)
>>9016130
We're all bronies in here, bro.
27 min later 9016143 Anonymous
>>9016130
I have news for you.
28 min later 9016146 Anonymous
>>9016129
Last thread had math in it though
28 min later 9016148 Anonymous
>>9016120
I know, but saying 6.4 makes it sound huge.
It's a lot easier to get a visual for it if you tell us the diameter instead of the circumfernce.
Which at it's widest is apparently 1.9 in diameter
28 min later 9016151 Anonymous
>>9016132
oh fuck you now i want it but have no ingredients
28 min later 9016153 Anonymous
>>9016130
>/co/rades left
Yes, anon, there's still a few, calm down.
28 min later 9016154 Anonymous
>>9016143
Is it good news?
28 min later 9016155 Anonymous
>>9016130
you are unclean now, we can not help you
leave this place
28 min later 9016157 Anonymous
I need diamond dog/pony porn.
28 min later 9016160 Anonymous
>>9016130
/)
28 min later 9016163 Anonymous
>>9016130
you working on a tulpa, brony?
28 min later 9016165 Anonymous
>>9016130
nope sorry
all the /co/mrades are long gone
love and tolerate! /)
28 min later 9016167 Anonymous
>>9016130
Hope you like nighttime fetishfests.
28 min later 9016168 Anonymous
>>9016130
In fearful day, in raging night,
With strong hearts full, our souls ignite.
When all seems lost in the War of Light,
Look to the stars, for hope burns bright!
29 min later 9016169 Anonymous
>>9016151
>>9016132
I have all the ingrediants except the chocolate chips
29 min later 9016178 Anonymous
>>9016146
math is stupid
29 min later 9016179 Anonymous
>>9016151
So go to the store, they're not particularly expensive or anything
I'm gonna go buy some when they open again later
29 min later 9016182 Anonymous
>>9016169
CHO-CO-LATE-CHIPS
29 min later 9016183 Anonymous
>Heart of the Swarm campaign
BLIZZARD DOES IT AGAIN
30 min later 9016189 Anonymous
>>9016183
what happened?
30 min later 9016194 Anonymous
>>9016189
They D3'd it.
30 min later 9016195 Anonymous (1296260885488.png 441x431 88kB)
>>9016130
Yo
31 min later 9016198 Anonymous
>>9016194
...?
31 min later 9016201 Anonymous (1351837574812.gif 400x225 2439kB)
>>9016130
>Please tell me we still have /co/mrades left in here
We ride together, we die together.
31 min later 9016202 Anonymous
>>9016130
i am from the original /co/
but i was never a good poster
31 min later 9016205 Anonymous (MLPG-Trys-Art.png 900x294 320kB)
31 min later 9016213 Anonymous
>>9016205
>cropping the best part
32 min later 9016216 Anonymous
>>9016213
This, what the fuck.
32 min later 9016218 mewball (130734068303.png 830x709 603kB)
>>9015949
>post art
>spark dildo discussion
my work here is done
32 min later 9016219 Anonymous (1331663281916.jpg 584x555 56kB)
>>9016142
>>9016155
>>9016160
>>9016165
>>9016163
>>9016168
>>9016195
I missed you guys ;_;
32 min later 9016220 Anonymous
>>9016194
blunders.bliz
32 min later 9016222 Anonymous
>>9016198
Stupid decisions, completely revised and retconned backstories, and they got rid of Cerebrates completely.
Also the Overmind was the hero all along.
33 min later 9016229 Anonymous
>>9016218
Careful now, you might turn into the braeburned of dildo discussion.
33 min later 9016230 Anonymous
>>9016218
two thumbs WAY WAY up for mewball
33 min later 9016232 Anonymous (Fluttershy is sorry.png 726x510 557kB)
>>9016218
33 min later 9016235 Anonymous (CulT8.png 325x183 91kB)
>>9016201
33 min later 9016237 Anonymous
>>9016222
Fuck you Metzen, you faggot hack.
34 min later 9016240 Anonymous
>>9016229
but he's not even posting about dildo's himself. It's just other-
Oh damn, you're right.
34 min later 9016246 AppleDan
>>9016218
mew
Draw Nurse Sweetheart
Just once, to see how it feels.
34 min later 9016247 Anonymous
>>9016222
he was the hero we needed but not the one we deserved
34 min later 9016248 Anonymous
>>9016201
would you really die with another /co/mrade? would you really?
would you take a bullet for that fat disgusting neck beard of a woman or the anorexic faggot with Cheetos dust fingers and striped socks because he is a fag? Would you die for the obese man child in diapers wearing a fedora hat how never heard of the word lift before?
34 min later 9016249 Anonymous (HlmjC.png 325x183 78kB)
34 min later 9016251 Anonymous (Average MLPG Artist.jpg 900x571 168kB)
>>9016213
>>9016216
34 min later 9016256 Anonymous
>>9016222
>tfw a company's name is now reason enough to not like a game
How far the mighty have fallen.
35 min later 9016259 Anonymous (AfYWU (1).png 325x183 80kB)
35 min later 9016264 Anonymous (decade.png 304x522 156kB)
>>9016201
you will die alone
35 min later 9016265 Anonymous
>>9016251
>an artist
>being able to afford 4 of those
immersion ruined
35 min later 9016267 Anonymous (boq9h.png 325x183 76kB)
35 min later 9016274 Anonymous
Cartoon ponies may look great, but no
NOT THIS
35 min later 9016275 Anonymous
>>9016265
>rich mommy
BANG
36 min later 9016280 Anonymous (dmJUl.png 325x183 63kB)
36 min later 9016283 Anonymous
>>9016256
It's not so odd. Anything touched by EA is poison.
I never played Warcraft past Tides of Darkness. I still haven't finished Brood War.
36 min later 9016287 Anonymous
>>9016265
>tiara
36 min later 9016288 Anonymous
>>9016274
most drawfags here seem to have rich mommies.
36 min later 9016291 Anonymous
>>9016222
>some people take the stories that they have already crafted and use it as an intellectual challenge to come up with an interesting story that fits the old stuff and brings in some cool new stuff
>some just retcon the fuck out of everything because it's easier
le sigh
37 min later 9016293 Anonymous
>>9016283
I-I'm not that bad... am I?
37 min later 9016294 Anonymous
>>9016280
the aristrocats
37 min later 9016300 Anonymous (stop that.png 500x375 103kB)
>>9016235
>>9016249
>>9016259
>>9016267
>>9016280
Stop
You're going to make me watch GIYC again
37 min later 9016301 Anonymous (1362277944357.gif 352x368 111kB)
mhm mth mhmg mhfg mrm mcmtmh?
37 min later 9016302 Anonymous
>>9016287
he said artist
37 min later 9016303 Anonymous
>>9016294
this is bait
37 min later 9016308 Anonymous
>>9016288
>tfw I didn't even realize how rich my parents are until I sat down and thought about it one day
37 min later 9016309 Anonymous
>>9016302
animators arent artists?
37 min later 9016311 Anonymous
>>9016248
No.
But I'd die with an empty rifle and bayonet fixed, front towards enemy for my /k/ameraden.
37 min later 9016313 Anonymous (Oh you silly-billy.jpg 480x345 20kB)
>>9016293
Different EA.
38 min later 9016321 Anonymous
>>9016280
twilight's mouth looks like an anus
38 min later 9016322 Anonymous
>>9016313
Just having some fun <3
38 min later 9016323 Anonymous
>>9016300
GIYC is my least favorite episode
38 min later 9016329 Anonymous
>>9016288
>>9016308
define rich
38 min later 9016333 Anonymous
>>9016309
Oh, they are. Just tiara isn't.
38 min later 9016335 Anonymous
>>9016322
This is clearly bait.
38 min later 9016337 Anonymous
>>9016300
miLes pls
38 min later 9016340 Anonymous
WHERE
THE FUCK
IS THE TWILESTIA
39 min later 9016346 Anonymous
>>9016309
not when they only trace
39 min later 9016350 Anonymous (choke to death.png 343x364 248kB)
>>9016323
39 min later 9016352 Anonymous (ea gets positive feedback.png 800x600 46kB)
>>9016335
39 min later 9016361 Anonymous
>>9016329
They have a shit ton of capital wealth?
40 min later 9016364 Anonymous
>>9016350
>choke ro dearh
40 min later 9016365 Anonymous
>>9016350
Oh shit, that was supposed to say "choke to death"?
I have literally not been able to figure it out until now.
40 min later 9016367 Anonymous
>>9016283
>It's not so odd.
It is to me. But then again I used to be one of those fagets who bought Squaresoft games because it was them who made it.
They rarely did me wrong
But now Im wary when I see Capcom on the cover.
40 min later 9016372 Anonymous
>>9015734
>year
How about indexed by month, with a count of how many threads / images / posts? Easier to navigate sub-pages, and more interesting for us data geeks.
40 min later 9016375 Anonymous (adult egg.png 838x953 203kB)
>>9016352
>unf
40 min later 9016377 Anonymous
Things like this make me happy I watch new pony with you guys.
What's the point of going to a room like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur e=player_detailpage&v=-WGeX4qjZ_I#t =132s
41 min later 9016383 Anonymous
>>9016337
He ded
41 min later 9016388 Anonymous
>>9016364
But there is one they fear
In their tongue she is Hasbrokiin
...Alicorn!
CHOKE RO DEARH
41 min later 9016395 Anonymous
>>9016388
oh fuck off dork.
42 min later 9016400 Anonymous
>>9016377
... I haven't heard that song in a while.
And holy shit the fucking chills
How
42 min later 9016405 Anonymous
>>9016367
>that feeling when buying chrono trigger and super mario rpg because it had squaresoft on it
Good fucking times.
42 min later 9016408 Anonymous
>>9016377
I still can't watch that all the way through, it makes me sick to my stomach.
42 min later 9016413 AppleDan
>>9016352
>tfw there will never be a renamed picture about your wacky antics
42 min later 9016416 Anonymous (chortling adventurer.jpg 300x411 16kB)
>>9016388
oh fuck my sides
43 min later 9016421 Anonymous
STOP DROP AND PONY1
43 min later 9016428 Anonymous
>>9016413
You don't have wacky antics yet!
43 min later 9016429 Anonymous
>>9016408
The worried kind of sick or the "this is too much and I need a moment" kind of sick?
43 min later 9016430 Anonymous (ha.png 464x291 167kB)
>>9016388
I'm actually choking on my food
44 min later 9016435 Anonymous
>>9016311
>Implying any of /k/ would do anything but stand in a line next to you
44 min later 9016436 Anonymous
>>9016388
I can imagine the gregorian choir in the background saying pony names and stuff.
44 min later 9016441 Anonymous
>>9016333
Telling yourself a lie enough times isn't gonna make it come true. Although you will just become further delusional.
44 min later 9016445 Anonymous
>>9016429
The heavy sadness and dread kind of sickness
45 min later 9016459 Anonymous
>>9016405
>tfw buying Ogre Battle 64 because Nintendo hadn't done me wrong before
>fell in love with the series
>hunted down all the games from the series I could find that were in English
Atlus is usually another safe bet.
45 min later 9016462 Anonymous
>>9016441
>responding to bait
hueheeueheueheuhe
45 min later 9016468 Anonymous
>you will never have a pair of flutterpanties
45 min later 9016469 Anonymous
>>9016441
Uh oh tiara is here shitting up the thread.
46 min later 9016476 Anonymous
>>9016445
I had to watch the episode a few times through before I could watch it without getting that feel. I kind of like it now that I'm over that though.
46 min later 9016477 AppleDan (come at me darling.gif 200x250 24kB)
>>9016428
I AM WACKY ANTICS
http://pastebin.com/u/AppleDan
46 min later 9016479 Anonymous (sad cat.gif 600x450 7kB)
>>9016388
>tfw you will never be the Dragonborn
46 min later 9016481 Anonymous (Pinkie Sway and Talk.gif 500x469 1083kB)
What we gonna do tonight mlpg?
46 min later 9016482 Anonymous
I can understand leaving the general and doing other stuff for two months.
But leaving the general to browse.. /mlp/?
Why?
46 min later 9016487 Anonymous
>>9016481
Going to hate you.
47 min later 9016494 Anonymous
>>9016482
He got stuck in crotchtit general. I know. I saw him there.
47 min later 9016495 Anonymous
>>9016477
HEY CHAMP YA FINISH THAT CHUBBY NURSE YET
47 min later 9016497 Anonymous
>>9016487
Gently.
47 min later 9016498 Anonymous
>>9016340
SERIOUSLY
FUTA TOPPING FEMALE IS MY FUCKING GO SWITCH
47 min later 9016499 Anonymous
>>9016482
It's simple, anon.
To get a response from you.
47 min later 9016502 Anonymous
>>9016479
Good. I'd rather be the Nerevarine.
47 min later 9016503 Anonymous
>>9016497
No harshly.
47 min later 9016505 Anonymous
>>9016497
>you will never ball her completely
47 min later 9016507 Anonymous
>>9016481
the same thing we are doing every night, pinkie.
shitposting about things that shouldn't be an issue
48 min later 9016513 Anonymous
>>9016481
Same thing we do every night, Pinkie.
48 min later 9016518 NotTofu
hue hue hue
48 min later 9016526 Anonymous
I want a Trixie x Zap Brannagan pic / fic. Mewball, you game?
In the pic, both of them would have this satisfied look like they got the better part of the bargain.
The fic would be named Keratin and Velour.
48 min later 9016527 AppleDan
>>9016495
Im working on it as we speak. I got to the part where she wakes him up by messing around with stuff on his nightstand in the hospital.
48 min later 9016532 Anonymous (1352088109511.png 3508x2480 2815kB)
>tfw
49 min later 9016535 Anonymous (9QMEM8D.png 639x358 254kB)
>>9016482
I wanted to try something different, and I thought the board was getting better. What a fucking mistake.
49 min later 9016540 Anonymous
>>9016527
D-does this mean you got inspiration?
49 min later 9016544 Anonymous
>you will never have a farty butt fartpony that farts buttfarts out of her farty butt
49 min later 9016545 Anonymous
>>9016535
yay another anon leaves! my job here is done.
49 min later 9016551 Anonymous (In Season Applebloom Spike.png 1096x653 195kB)
>>9016532
But I like that ship
50 min later 9016552 Anonymous
>>9016545
I'm glad your country's education system works
50 min later 9016554 Anonymous (1362732952741.png 510x469 75kB)
>>9016544
Yeah, it hurts a lot.
50 min later 9016559 Anonymous (1329847513619.png 877x1550 756kB)
>>9016551
50 min later 9016560 Anonymous
>>9016545
Do you have any sense of reading comprehension?
50 min later 9016561 AppleDan
>>9016540
Yes, gotta keep the chubby train a jigglin'
50 min later 9016562 Anonymous
>>9016535
It took you two months of spaghetti to realise that?
50 min later 9016564 Elslowmo (Goo Sea Pony.png 316x499 54kB)
An anon wanted a goo sea pony a while ago. So here you go!
Also, I take it you guys wouldn't mind if I made a thread on the
sub so I can post all of my requests in case anybody misses them?
50 min later 9016566 Anonymous
>>9016377
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS FRIEND IN NEED
FUCK YOU NOW I HAVE THIS SHIT STUCKED AGAIN
50 min later 9016567 Anonymous
>>9016532
>cross speicies marriage
>APPLE family
not happening bub
51 min later 9016572 Anonymous
>>9016560
Do you have any sense of senses?
51 min later 9016573 Anonymous
>>9016564
Go for it mang
51 min later 9016575 Anonymous
>>9016561
YES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vst6 DXDnzKw
51 min later 9016581 Anonymous (1361112187253.png 1600x1600 354kB)
>>9016518
Hi.
52 min later 9016594 Anonymous
>>9016559
I still dont get what happened here. Spike had sex with applebloom without her realizing it?
52 min later 9016597 Anonymous
>>9016581
Yeah not kraut or tofu. Just his circle jerker ilk
52 min later 9016600 Anonymous
>>9016498
>>9016340
I've been asking all fucking day, guys. Where the hell is it.
53 min later 9016610 Anonymous
>>9016594
No, she realized it. She thought it somehow gave her an actual cutie mark but it was just spike's handprint.
54 min later 9016619 Anonymous
I've been asked to make a cover the the main comic. What should I do?
54 min later 9016622 Anonymous
>>9016594
>I still dont get what happened here. Spike had sex with applebloom without her realizing it?
Just without her realizing he left a mark.
55 min later 9016636 Anonymous
>>9016619
Slip some subtle innuendo in it
55 min later 9016640 Anonymous
>>9016518
>>9016581
I kinda think that Kraut tried to pull a Hoppip with that Tofu thing.
56 min later 9016649 Anonymous
>>9016619
Put the marker in it.
Sibsy threw in Mic the Mic and Mando on a cover. You can get away with it.
56 min later 9016655 Anonymous
>>9016619
Stop lying
but also put marker pony in the background
56 min later 9016660 Anonymous
>>9016640
Hey anon. Want to fill the thread again talking about contributors again?
57 min later 9016670 Anonymous
>>9016619
Creedence Clearwater reference
57 min later 9016673 Anonymous
>>9016655
>>9016649
I can probably get away with that as long as the cutie mark is hidden.
57 min later 9016679 Anonymous
>>9016619
Either stop lying anonymously on the internet
Or put Marker pone in it
57 min later 9016683 Anonymous
>>9016640
I feel like this sentence would be utterly indecipherable to someone without a knowledge of MLPG contributors, and that just makes me sadder that I understand it perfectly.
57 min later 9016684 Anonymous (Libman Pony 199.png 720x720 302kB)
rank pink ponies from best to worst
58 min later 9016686 Anonymous
Oh my god do I try
58 min later 9016688 Anonymous
>>9016673
Marker pony is good enough to fit in the background, and people won't notice.
58 min later 9016690 Anonymous (tommyleejones460.jpg 460x276 20kB)
>>9016619
And you expect to believe us?
58 min later 9016693 Anonymous
>>9016679
>>9016673
Oh, also.
Put a ">" in there.
Just hide it somewhere.
At the very least do that.
58 min later 9016697 Anonymous
>>9016619
Make it as gay as possible, Braeburned
59 min later 9016701 Anonymous (thumbnailImage.jpg 500x354 324kB)
>>9016670
I should reiterate, like this but with pone.
59 min later 9016710 Anonymous
>>9016697
Oh God, please no.
59 min later 9016712 AppleDan
>>9016684
1. Nurse Sweetheart
2. Pinkie
3. Libby
100. DT
59 min later 9016713 Braeburned
>>9016697
Nah, wasn't me. I was actually trying to think of who else could've been asked
I'd throw the marker in there though.
59 min later 9016715 Anonymous
Stop trying to conceptualize the inside of a cartoon pony vagina.
1 hours later 9016729 Anonymous
>>9016715
Yeah, we're beyond that stage now.
1 hours later 9016731 Anonymous
>>9016713
There's probably some logical argument against that but I think that would be cool as hell if Marker Pony was in the background in the comic.
1 hours later 9016733 Anonymous
>>9016713
Didn't rose talk with sisby or something and she drew her ocs? Maybe it was her
1 hours later 9016739 Anonymous
>>9016729
are you saying we've gone deeper
1 hours later 9016741 Anonymous
>>9016731
It's never gonna happen, though.
1 hours later 9016745 Anonymous ("Ponies".png 400x400 13kB)
>>9016684
1. Fluttershy
1. Twilight
1. Rarity
1.Rainbow Dash
1. Pinkie Pie
Boring. Applejack
1 hours later 9016747 Anonymous
>>9016713
Who else even comes here that's A) Good enough to draw a cover and B) popular/well-known enough to be asked to draw one?
Jessy maybe?
1 hours later 9016754 Anonymous
>>9016747
Ross, duh.
1 hours later 9016757 Anonymous
>>9016747
Jessy, Rose, Brae would be my guess.
1 hours later 9016758 Anonymous
>>9016745
obvious bait. you baiter. you master baiter.
1 hours later 9016763 Anonymous
>>9016747
Rose still comes here occasionally. We're like her guilty pleasure.
I think Dala could do a good cover.
1 hours later 9016765 Braeburned
>>9016733
Well yeah, Sibsy's contacted me too. It'd probably be through her.
>>9016747
I'd say Rose, if anyone.
I mean, her Discord vector has already been used officially by the hub/hasbro or whatever
1 hours later 9016766 Anonymous
>>9016758
Do you think Dash likes to master bait
1 hours later 9016776 Anonymous
>>9016747
Rose?
Her backgrounds kinda suck though.
But i still can't think of a single artist in this thread with really professional skills.
1 hours later 9016781 Anonymous
>Rose
>up at 3 am
1 hours later 9016784 Anonymous
>>9016765
Twice, no less.
1 hours later 9016785 Anonymous
>>9016766
She is certainly a bait master. That's why she's so good at identifying it.
1 hours later 9016786 Anonymous
>>9016765
>rose doing a cover
Think of the hnngs
1 hours later 9016792 Anonymous
>>9016781
>implying rose is alive anymore.
1 hours later 9016793 Anonymous (SleepyRose.png 745x645 232kB)
>>9016781
>Rose
>sleeping
1 hours later 9016795 Anonymous
I gotta drive 60 miles there and 60 miles back tomorrow, so I need to be properly tired for sleeping on the road. Quickfic time! I will limit myself to two posts, posted no later than ten minutes after the prompt is given.
Prompt me, anon. Prompt that spurs my imagination gets the fic.
1 hours later 9016796 Anonymous
>>9016757
>>9016763
>>9016765
>>9016776
I would've guessed Rose if it were 2012 but she doesn't ever come here anymore.
1 hours later 9016797 Anonymous
>>9016781
She's passed out on cookie dough.
1 hours later 9016811 Anonymous (What a story, marker.png 494x372 62kB)
>>9016747
>It's PHN
1 hours later 9016812 Anonymous
>>9016796
She does, just not that frequently
1 hours later 9016813 Anonymous
>>9016795
>sleeping while driving
Anon no
that's bad
you'll die
1 hours later 9016814 Anonymous
>>9016796
not this shit again
1 hours later 9016816 Anonymous (1362795114845.png 715x621 222kB)
>>9016796
She has been here quite a few times this past month actually. Pic related
1 hours later 9016823 Anonymous (1362383619629.png 303x794 111kB)
>>9016796
She crops up every couple of weeks and draws us something.
She drew this just the other day.
1 hours later 9016824 Anonymous
>>9016781
>Implying
Rose is always up late
1 hours later 9016825 Anonymous
>>9016795
So wait...
You want to be tired while you're driving 120 miles in one day?
1 hours later 9016829 Anonymous
>>9016811
>he makes Marker pony a dog
>all the ponies are dogs.
>It's actually Littlest Pony Shop
1 hours later 9016833 Anonymous (1362829319659.png 1200x1600 842kB)
>>9016795
Rarity and Twilight impregnating each other with magic semen
1 hours later 9016835 Anonymous
>>9016796
She's contributing Ninja style. She sometimes comes to the thread picks up things that popped up and draws them and leeaves as quickly as she comes.
1 hours later 9016839 Braeburned
>>9016784
>>9016796
Mhm. She's the only one I can think of, really.
I wonder how hard it is to get to be able to make a cover.
1 hours later 9016841 Anonymous
>>9016796
She draws for us like once a week
1 hours later 9016842 Anonymous
Oh it must be popular contributor hour again. Yay.
1 hours later 9016846 Anonymous
what does rose post as anon
1 hours later 9016850 Anonymous
>>9016825
My dad commutes 120 mi. round trip 4 days a week.
1 hours later 9016853 Anonymous
>>9016813
But I will be listening to pone on MP3 player at the time. Instant trip to Equestria.
1 hours later 9016854 Fire Crash (1363062376925s.jpg 125x85 1kB)
Braeburn....huh did he become important all of a sudden..no that's what I thought.
1 hours later 9016858 Anonymous
>>9016842
And now it's shitposting hour
1 hours later 9016859 Anonymous
>>9016842
Jealous?
1 hours later 9016861 Anonymous
>yfw the comic artist is actually Tess.
It's where he's been this whole time.
1 hours later 9016863 Anonymous
>>9016812
>>9016814
>>9016816
>>9016823
>>9016835
>>9016841
Quit lying to yourselves.
if she came here I'd know, and I know that she doesn't come here anymore
1 hours later 9016864 Anonymous
>>9016795
Big Mac catches Lyra in an embarrassing situation
1 hours later 9016865 Anonymous
>>9016854
brony pls go
1 hours later 9016872 Anonymous
>>9016850
Does he work at Nintendo?
1 hours later 9016875 Anonymous
>>9016859
Yes I am.
1 hours later 9016877 Anonymous (1303239973275.gif 350x350 586kB)
>>9016861
1 hours later 9016881 Anonymous (pinkie-pie-2-4905_preview.png 256x256 60kB)
>comic discussion
I want /co/ to leave.
1 hours later 9016883 Anonymous
>>9016863
well my dad works with rose and he was just browsing MLPG with her earlier today
so there
1 hours later 9016886 Anonymous
>>9016863
reply
1 hours later 9016887 Anonymous
>>9016861
By his nana's request.
1 hours later 9016889 Anonymous
>>9016861
>never answering his email, his tumblr, his skype, his phone
Tess is a jerk
1 hours later 9016894 Anonymous (6982501574261.png 613x572 160kB)
>>9016881
iktfb
1 hours later 9016897 Anonymous
>>9016861
come on, that would be...
...
Excuse me while i go to the hardware store to get some aluminum sheet to make a hat.
1 hours later 9016898 AppleDan
>>9016881
>I want /co/ to leave
Rethink what you just said.
1 hours later 9016901 Anonymous (nightmarishaj.png 390x305 183kB)
>>9009989
1 hours later 9016903 ReiDuran (tumblr_mjjca0JtXi1ql9qako1_1280.png 1280x463 263kB)
Oh my god it's so adorable I'm gonna die.
1 hours later 9016904 Anonymous
>>9016850
I drive ~100 miles a day, six days a week
and I end up right where I began
What am I?
1 hours later 9016905 Anonymous
>>9016889
>calling him
wat
1 hours later 9016910 Anonymous
>>9016863
She does though. She tried to talk to Kraut a week or so
back, posting her skype in thread. Kraut said no
1 hours later 9016913 Anonymous
>>9016861
OH MY GOD
I'D LOVE A COVER IN TESS'S STYLE
1 hours later 9016915 Anonymous
>>9016861
What if he did one of the Micro Series?
1 hours later 9016916 Anonymous
>>9016301
Why is pokehidden such a faggot
1 hours later 9016923 Anonymous
I want circle jerkers to leave. All they ever talk about are the few brony famous populars and its sickening.
1 hours later 9016924 Anonymous (13515246782420.png 800x468 13kB)
1 hours later 9016925 Anonymous
>>9016904
Tiger woods
1 hours later 9016930 Anonymous
>>9016903
Most canon twilyship behind Twilestia
1 hours later 9016934 Anonymous
>>9016829
Hubworld monthly anthology comic
Dan Vs. ____
Littlest Pet Shop
Pound Puppies
Pony (one-page)
Strawberry Shortcake (CG comic)
Care Bears (CG comic)
1 hours later 9016938 Anonymous
>>9016915
>tess does one of rarity's covers
>it's hobo rarity again
1 hours later 9016939 Anonymous
>>9016916
It's the artist's curse
1 hours later 9016940 Anonymous (say that to my face.jpg 640x960 119kB)
>>9016894
1 hours later 9016944 Anonymous
>>9016924
What if I don't want either one, because both would end in disaster?
1 hours later 9016945 Anonymous
>>9016904
A train driver
A bus driver
A tram driver
A ferry pilot
1 hours later 9016948 Anonymous
>>9016924
Does 2 imply cartoon ponies aren't real in equestria?
1 hours later 9016958 ReiDuran
>>9016930
my negro
1 hours later 9016961 Anonymous
>>9016910
Wow, what a dick.
1 hours later 9016965 Anonymous
>>9016924
if I pick 2 do i stay human or turn into pony? if I turn into earth pony, 1 otherwise Ill go with 2
1 hours later 9016968 Anonymous
>>9016924
So 1 would mean that they're real but you can never get to them. So the same as now.
And 2 would mean that you'd go to Equestria but there would be no ponies there... would there still be griffons?
1 hours later 9016970 Anonymous
>>9016958
have you contributed to anything lately? besides shitposting?
1 hours later 9016973 Anonymous
>>9016948
Nope.
1 hours later 9016984 Anonymous
>>9016948
yes
>>9016965
you cannot turn into pony, ponies are not real behind 2
1 hours later 9016986 Anonymous
>>9016970
the ironing
1 hours later 9016992 Anonymous (Celestia.png 1280x896 615kB)
>>9016924
Wait
What?
Does 1 put ponies on Earth?
I think I'd choose that one
And I'd work to install Celestia as dictator over all of mankind
1 hours later 9016994 Anonymous
>>9016961
oh great the circlejerk circle is growing.
1 hours later 9017000 Anonymous
>>9016923
I hate how this place eqautes infamy with being good at something. Sometimes, I wish I'd feign depression and shitpost about it, then people would talk about me.
1 hours later 9017002 Anonymous
>>9016994
>that feel when no one to circlejerk you
1 hours later 9017003 Anonymous
>>9016961
this is bait
1 hours later 9017005 Fire Crash
>>9016587 #
>mfw when told to leave
1 hours later 9017006 Anonymous (1363040194167.png 772x868 473kB)
>>9016970
he made this today, what have you done?
1 hours later 9017010 Anonymous
>>9016968
>same as now
There's a lot of ponies, maybe finding a nice one wouldn't be hard
1 hours later 9017014 Anonymous
So guys I'm in contact with the creator of the /mlp/ Documentary and scheduled to be interviewed since he wanted some oldfags' perspectives (I've been around since about March 2011, so not old as dust but not bad I suppose). Interview's this Friday, on a scale of 1 to 10 how much am I a faggot for doing this?
1 hours later 9017031 ReiDuran
>>9016970
nope
1 hours later 9017032 Anonymous
>>9017014
Your actions are what define you anon
1 hours later 9017037 Anonymous
>>9017006
several drawings you dick.
1 hours later 9017041 Anonymous
>>9016994
Kraut has been ded for almost 2 weeks now, so it's actually getting smaller.
1 hours later 9017042 ReiDuran
>>9017006
I didn't make that. That's WAY too good to be mine.
1 hours later 9017044 Anonymous
>>9017002
I know that feel. Now one ever will until you're either super good or seem insecure (If you're both you've hit jackpot)
1 hours later 9017045 Anonymous
>>9017010
But just making the cartoon ponies real means they're still in Equestria. But you can't get to Equestria without going through door #2.
Unless... WHAT IF I OPEN BOTH DOORS AT THE SAME TIME
1 hours later 9017046 Anonymous
>>9017006
He's smoking Tobaitto
1 hours later 9017047 Anonymous
>>9017006
what does 3 buttplugs as a cutie mark mean
1 hours later 9017052 Anonymous
>>9017006
whoa. did he actually draw that? it looks way better than his usual stuff
and it looks like there is a little signature on top of her tail
1 hours later 9017059 Anonymous
>>9017014
Just stay true nigga. Even if you are wrong about something tell em what you feel to be the truth.
1 hours later 9017060 Anonymous
>>9017037
but you won't post them because you're a successful artist and are above us?
1 hours later 9017062 Elslowmo
>>9016573
>>9016564
Okay, made one up on the sub so if you ever requested me to draw something it should be up there.
1 hours later 9017065 Anonymous
>>9017045
I think it was implied that they would be real and here
1 hours later 9017067 Anonymous
>>9017014
Just make sure you represent us well. There are worse things involving /mlp/ that you could be doing.
1 hours later 9017071 Anonymous
>>9017041
you haven't been part of the circlejerk skype.
1 hours later 9017072 Anonymous
>>9017041
I'd like to audition for his place. Where do I sign up? Too soon?
1 hours later 9017077 Anonymous (1362772086220.png 500x497 56kB)
1 hours later 9017083 Anonymous (where do you think we are.jpg 480x342 117kB)
>>9017067
>/mlp/
>represent us
1 hours later 9017085 Anonymous
all this would've been prevented if rose had just told us it was her
but no
1 hours later 9017092 Anonymous
>>9017072
why would you? they would just treat you like shit.
1 hours later 9017094 Anonymous
>>9017085
It was all a joke, I was just doing a late night ruse. Sorry.
1 hours later 9017095 Anonymous
>>9017077
I wish I knew how that felt.
To be like a mommy ;_;
1 hours later 9017099 Anonymous
>>9017072
Yes.
We miss him.
1 hours later 9017104 Anonymous
>>9017014
January '11 fag here. If they ask about the earlier people, this is my only wish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHB yIEUb37Y
1 hours later 9017107 Anonymous
>>9017014
I think the /mlp/ documentary is fucking stupid
>w-we're not bronies, guys! w-we're different! look! we don't c-call ourselves bronies or t-talk about it in public!
1 hours later 9017108 Anonymous (nodding.gif 500x300 1021kB)
>>9017067
>/mlp/
1 hours later 9017120 Anonymous
>>9017094
Krautism levels are off the charts!`
1 hours later 9017122 Fire Crash
>>9016587 #
Wow dat good
1 hours later 9017123 Anonymous (A bloo bloo bloo.jpg 900x674 376kB)
>>9017094
Your trickery has wounded my heart. I hope you're happy.
1 hours later 9017126 Anonymous (ruse cruise.png 640x683 131kB)
>>9017094
ALL ABOARD!
TOOOOT! TOOOOOOOOT!
1 hours later 9017133 Anonymous (Pinkie Bat Smile Motherfucker.png 291x276 269kB)
I hope everyone is smiling
1 hours later 9017143 Anonymous
>>9017133
I'd smile if you posted a better pony
1 hours later 9017145 Anonymous
>>9017094
Anyone can post in spoilers, you know.
1 hours later 9017146 Anonymous
>>9017014
Off the scale. Another shitty backlash thing /mlp/ is doing that won't get anywhere.
1 hours later 9017150 Anonymous
>>9017133
I'm not smiling pinkie fag. I want to see the whole world burn.
1 hours later 9017152 Anonymous (Dash pat pat.gif 241x344 375kB)
>>9017143
1 hours later 9017158 Anonymous
>>9017094
R u se
R o se
It all makes sense now!
1 hours later 9017160 Anonymous
>>9017107
>>w-we're not bronies, guys! w-we're different! look! we don't c-call ourselves bronies or t-talk about it in public!
This train of thought is what annoys me most about this board. and at times MLPG Does it honestly matter that much?
1 hours later 9017161 Anonymous (I'll cut ya.png 880x800 327kB)
>>9017133
1 hours later 9017162 RustyDooks (dillon.jpg 1280x720 116kB)
>>9017133
I sure do.
1 hours later 9017164 Anonymous
>>9017094
What if this post is a ruse?
1 hours later 9017166 Anonymous
Would you a pony if they had two heads?
1 hours later 9017167 Anonymous
>>9017133
Listening to A True True Friend right now, how could I not be smiling.
1 hours later 9017173 Anonymous
>>9017160
>tfw you dont want a label, just ponies.
1 hours later 9017174 RustyDooks
>>9017162
am*
1 hours later 9017177 Anonymous
>>9017164
What if every post is a ruse?
1 hours later 9017179 Anonymous
>>9017099
>>9017072
Not here, I meant on skype.
1 hours later 9017181 Anonymous
>>9017160
Yes, when you really don't fucking bring it up in public or let it anywhere near how you define yourself, you're not a brony
when you make a goddamn documentary on it, you're a brony
1 hours later 9017184 Fire Crash (fluttershy_vector_by_issyrael-d3ec9yo.png 864x1224 137kB)
Well..
>mfw on /mlp/
1 hours later 9017186 Anonymous
>>9017160
Considering how some people here lose their shit if you call them bronies, yes.
1 hours later 9017193 Anonymous
>>9016864
To Spike's surprise, without a bunch of girls around, Big Mac was actually rather talkative. "...An' then we poured th' keg in a trough and drank th' whole thing."
"Being in a frat sounds like a bunch of fun," said Spike, holdong onto Mac's collar so he wouldn't fall off. "I don't know if Celestia's school has any, though. It's mostly mares."
"An agricultural college like Horseshoe U is more for us workin' folk anyhow," agreed Mac. "Well, here's th' comic-book store."
"Hey," said Spike, hopping down, "Want to come inside? I'm sure you'll like some of the titles."
"Don't rightly know," said Mac, rubbing the back of his head with a hoof. "I gotta get back to th' farm soon."
"Oh, you don't read them here," said Spike, opening the door. Mac followed him. Spike smiled at the pony next to the register. "Box 24, please." He turned back to Mac. "Tell you what, I'll let you read some when I'm done with them."
1 hours later 9017195 Anonymous
>>9017162
YOU GOT ME
1 hours later 9017200 Anonymous (KANYE.jpg 402x402 43kB)
>>9017152
GO AND BRUSH YO COOCH OFF NIGGA
1 hours later 9017202 Anonymous
>>9017184
this is bait and yes you can report it
1 hours later 9017204 Anonymous (WHY.png 574x464 281kB)
>>9017014
>Read that as mlp documentary
>That's strange, I thought they were done and only Lauren remembers us
>/mlp/
>Documentary
WHY
GIVE ME A REALLY GOOD REASON WHY
OR EVEN A MODERATELY OK ONE
1 hours later 9017214 Anonymous
>>9017200
MISTA JAY ZEE DENTON IN DA FRESH
1 hours later 9017215 Anonymous
>>9017202
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOQt R-TOkLg
1 hours later 9017220 Anonymous
>>9017215
>no metal gear game over
1 hours later 9017221 RustyDooks (dillon2.jpg 1280x720 74kB)
>>9017195
BUR NING UP
1 hours later 9017228 Elslowmo (THE_PICTURES_APPLEBLOOM.png 500x500 119kB)
Welp, since I've done all my current drawing requests.
Give me more.
1 hours later 9017229 Anonymous
I keep telling myself I need to get up to date with shit on the sub but I can never be bothered.
1 hours later 9017230 Anonymous
man fuck talking with a name on all it gets me is shit
1 hours later 9017231 Anonymous
>>9017179
The circlejerk as it is advertised in MLPG doesn't exist. Many of them aren't even from MLPG.
It also doesn't have a set maximum number of members.
You are already making a bad impression by implying you can just replace someone, by the way.
1 hours later 9017236 Anonymous
>>9017228
Saffron getting the D from Chronicle.
1 hours later 9017237 Anonymous
>>9017077
>drinking Moon Juice
Do you suppose that would be like the Ent-draught?
1 hours later 9017238 Anonymous
>>9017229
I only ever visit the art threads
the questfags are really weird and flamboyantly homosexual
1 hours later 9017241 Anonymous
HOW EXCITED ARE YOU?!?!!
1 hours later 9017242 Anonymous
>>9017228
Fluttershy getting sucked inside a goo pony
1 hours later 9017244 Anonymous
>>9017221
YO
YO
YO
YO
1 hours later 9017245 Anonymous
>>9017228
Nanomachines, Son.
1 hours later 9017248 Anonymous
>>9017186
>>9017181
It's such an arbitrary term that honestly means jackshit in the grand scheme of things. I honestly don't see the need to gnash teeth whenever it's brought. We here for ponies not semantics right? Personally I don't care if someone calls me one. But it just amazes me how people get so bent out of shape.
>>9017173
Is pretty much what I feel should the train of thought should be
Just my own opinion.
1 hours later 9017250 Anonymous
>>9015760
That is better. Good job.
1 hours later 9017253 Anonymous
>>9017228
Diet Coke pone
1 hours later 9017256 Fire Crash (Qvbmhdmq.jpg 403x583 160kB)
>9016587
I know dem feels
1 hours later 9017258 Anonymous
Documentaryfag here, I'm actually surprised at the reaction. I'll try to do everyone here justice, I'm hoping to get to speak on how things spiraled out of control from the origins in /co/. I'll make sure to point out my parts to you guys if/when it gets completed. I'm not going to show my face so apparently I get an anon portrait. It might even be animated to my voice, so that might be cool.
1 hours later 9017262 Anonymous
>>9017228
The CMC eating disgusting turnips for cutie mark acquisition purposes
1 hours later 9017265 Anonymous
>install Feed The Beast on the server you set up for the CMC
>Scootaloo mines enough for a batbox, jetpack and solar panel and spends her time soaring around the landscape
>Sweetie Belle figures out how to use the iron noteblock and has chests full of disks that play songs
>Applebloom's base is an unsuspecting shed
>inside is a mystcraft portal to a void age
>an automated factory system synthesizes resources from bees and renewable sources
>there's a console where you can request any item and it appears in your inventory moments later
1 hours later 9017271 Anonymous
>>9017231
The circle jerk does exist. Just look at krauts blog.
1 hours later 9017274 Anonymous
>>9017231
Sorry, I have a very functional and clinical way of dealing with people. And my humour is very, very dry. And I know the primary purpose of the thing is to talk about art, but I'd rather not.
1 hours later 9017275 Anonymous
>>9017258
that is seriously fucking retarded
i hope you get in legal trouble
1 hours later 9017280 AppleDan
>>9017228
NURSE SWEETHEART
PLS
PLS
1 hours later 9017285 Anonymous
>>9017271
that's called having friends.
1 hours later 9017287 Elslowmo (HURRR.png 400x300 7kB)
>>9017245
1 hours later 9017288 Anonymous
>>9017258
Why do you need to make a documentary?
Why is it so important? Can't you just enjoy the show without turning it into some kind of cult?
1 hours later 9017290 Anonymous
>>9017280
SCRATCH MY DIET COKE REQUEST AND TAKE THIS ONE
1 hours later 9017291 Anonymous
>tfw circlejerking went from "OH MY GOSH EVERYTHING YOU DO IS THE BEST <3 <3 <3" to friends talking online
1 hours later 9017295 Anonymous
>>9017287
pfft
1 hours later 9017296 Anonymous
>>9017265
I think it's time to tone down the autism blocks, anon.
1 hours later 9017298 Anonymous (1333068054249.png 1368x1693 202kB)
Is it wrong that I think this is really cute?
1 hours later 9017304 Anonymous
>>9017298
Only if it's wrong that I wanna fuck it
1 hours later 9017306 Anonymous (18794156.jpg 5000x4883 1409kB)
>>9017287
hue
1 hours later 9017308 Elslowmo
>>9017290
I'm doing all of them, don't worry
1 hours later 9017309 Anonymous
>>9017298
No
1 hours later 9017313 Anonymous
>>9017274
Don't worry. If you like art you should be able to have a good time in there.
Just ask someone who's in it.
Mewball should be your go-to guy.
You can still leave if you don't like it.
1 hours later 9017315 Anonymous
>>9016099
That cute spike
1 hours later 9017318 Anonymous
>>9017285
I see no difference. It is still circlejerking.
1 hours later 9017321 Anonymous
>>9017275
>>9017288
Sorry if what I said was misinterpreted, I meant that I was the anon that signed up to do an interview for the documentary. My post was here: >>9017014
1 hours later 9017323 Anonymous
>>9017308
Y-you're not doing >>9017236 right?
right?
1 hours later 9017325 Anonymous
>>9017248
Well if the average person even knows what it means, they're just using it to mean "adult male fan of My Little Pony"
It's only here (and /mlp/) that it's acquired a distinction as not just a fan but apparently the wrong type of fan, the fan that acts awkward and makes other fans look bad in the process
but I'm with you, all the furor over it is just stupid
1 hours later 9017329 Anonymous (1352936766031.png 501x448 126kB)
1 hours later 9017333 AppleDan
>>9017308
Oh god thank you
You dont know how many times this has been ignored.
1 hours later 9017334 Anonymous
>>9017315
There is a lot of cute things about that picture. Like the blindfolded rarity
1 hours later 9017338 Anonymous (1361693136537.jpg 407x482 68kB)
>>9017318
1 hours later 9017340 Anonymous
>>9017291
you need to remember that a lot of the people posting here don't actually have friends
1 hours later 9017344 Anonymous
>>9017329
Not rose. This is clearly a ruse.
1 hours later 9017346 Anonymous
>>9017318
Sure it is. Tomorrow, I'm going to enjoy circlejerking with my friends in a 3.5 campaign. You're going to sit at your computer and complain about tumblr.
1 hours later 9017347 Anonymous
>>9017321
No, you're retarded because you care enough about the goddamn fandom to assist the making of a documentary explaining its roots as if anyone gives two shits
1 hours later 9017350 Anonymous
>you will never snuggle a pone fresh from the spa
>you will never smell the light perfume in her mane and coat from the scented shampoos she selected
1 hours later 9017354 Elslowmo
>>9017323
You'll see anon, you'll see. I'm obviously not going to draw sex, so I'm just going to take the request literally
1 hours later 9017355 Anonymous
>>9017324
didn't get to see the image, but I'm watching the SR3 trailer now
1 hours later 9017359 Anonymous (hand_turkey_fixed.png 696x717 109kB)
>mlpg drawfag just spent $1,200 on cat surgery
holy shit that guy must be rich
1 hours later 9017362 Anonymous
>>9017350
>You will never snuggle pone in the spa
1 hours later 9017366 Anonymous
>>9017354
so your giving saffron the letter d?
1 hours later 9017367 Anonymous
>>9017354
>obviously not going to draw sex
dropped
1 hours later 9017368 Anonymous
I'm so glad that Trixie isn't coming back in S4.
1 hours later 9017370 Anonymous
>>9017313
No thanks. As I said, it was more of a joke anyway. And I hate asking for things. I'd rather passively-agressively end up with a MoMA retrospective in 60 years and never have talked to anyone from there which is unlikely, but I'm using it to build an analogy then ask now.
1 hours later 9017371 Anonymous (batman thumbs up.gif 300x225 275kB)
>>9017354
whew
1 hours later 9017372 Anonymous
>>9017359
Well there was that one anon saying he had 9 mil though I don't think I believe him.
And I'm pretty well off.
It could happen!
1 hours later 9017373 Anonymous
>>9017354
Coward.
1 hours later 9017378 Anonymous
>>9017359
>spending that money on cat surgery instead of saving it for when bionic arms come out
what a fucking joke
1 hours later 9017380 Anonymous
>>9017346
So your going to be sitting around like me. hue hue hue
1 hours later 9017382 Anonymous
Roll time
2, 4, 6, 8: stay up and draw ponies
1, 3, 5, 7, 9: go to bed
0 watch netflish
1 hours later 9017390 Anonymous
>>9017370
PS?
1 hours later 9017391 Anonymous
>>9017380
At least he has friends.
1 hours later 9017394 Anonymous
>>9017382
looks like you are drawing ponies nigga
1 hours later 9017395 Anonymous
>>9017382
Draw Dash wearing the Racoon suit and Fluttershy wearing the Frog suit from Mario.
1 hours later 9017396 Anonymous
>>9017359
>$1200
I must not love my cat enough because thats insane
1 hours later 9017397 Anonymous (1326942756188.jpg 472x475 69kB)
>>9017382
>typing out the numbers instead of saying even or odd because you don't know whether zero is even or odd
1 hours later 9017401 Anonymous
>>9017382
1, 2, 3, 4: raise this barn
1, 2, 3, 4: raise this barn
1 hours later 9017404 Elslowmo
>>9017366
yes
>>9017367
Anon you better throw that away if you're done with it, I don't want this place turning into a pigsty just because you can't find a garbage can
1 hours later 9017405 Anonymous
>>9017313
>>9017313
The circlejerk does exist.
1 hours later 9017409 Anonymous
>>9017395
seconded
1 hours later 9017411 Anonymous
>>9017401
>Listening to every song from every season
>This comes on just as this post appears
uncanny
1 hours later 9017412 Anonymous
>>9017378
what is monetary inflation?
1 hours later 9017415 Anonymous
>>9017405
please look up what circlejerk means
1 hours later 9017420 Anonymous
>>9017397
but how can you have an even or odd number of nothing?
1 hours later 9017424 Anonymous
>>9017412
wh-what
1 hours later 9017426 Anonymous
>>9017405
You're becoming really amusing to me.
Like
You guys remember when we imagined MLPG as an office and everyone as employees?
This guy is the homeless man on the street corner right outside yelling "ITS A CONSPIRACY"
1 hours later 9017427 Anonymous
>>9017329
I'd hang out on you
Er, with. With you.
1 hours later 9017428 Anonymous
>>9017412
Octavia monetary inflation
1 hours later 9017429 Anonymous
>>9017412
>you will never inflate pone with bits
1 hours later 9017430 Anonymous
>>9017390
Isn't he ded? Didn't he draw pets now?
1 hours later 9017431 Anonymous
>>9017415
I don't have to. It is clearly what you do in that skype chat.
1 hours later 9017435 Anonymous
>>9017424
I don't think 1200 would buy you shit in the future.
1 hours later 9017436 Elslowmo
>>9017412
It's what Grunkle Stan searches on the internet when the kids are asleep
1 hours later 9017439 Anonymous (1361380780392.jpg 1024x830 214kB)
Would you give fluttershy your last thin mint if you really wanted it?
1 hours later 9017441 Anonymous
>>9017420
math, yo
An integer n is called *even* if there exists
an integer m such that n = 2m, and *odd* if n+1 is even
1 hours later 9017445 Anonymous
>>9017439
No
I'd give her more than that
1 hours later 9017450 Anonymous
>>9017426
>You guys remember when we imagined MLPG as an office and everyone as employees?
I hate when the general does things like that.
1 hours later 9017452 Anonymous
>>9017436
Haa
1 hours later 9017453 Anonymous
>>9017431
I'm not in the skype chat, and you really need to look up what it means
1 hours later 9017454 Anonymous (ursa_major_and_twilight_sparkle_by_alexmakovsky-d4octut.jpg 2285x2947 1892kB)
Teeny weeny pony.
1 hours later 9017455 Anonymous
>>9017431
>HURRRRRRRRR
1 hours later 9017456 Anonymous
>>9017441
>he answered me seriously
Damnit, didnt even get a bait.jpg or anything.
1 hours later 9017457 Anonymous
>>9017428
>>9017429
FUCK.
Please don't make a random post of mine into a recurring fetish theme again ;_; .
1 hours later 9017460 Anonymous
>>9017435
nigga do you know what saving is?
1 hours later 9017462 Anonymous
>>9017439
I meant if she really wanted it.
1 hours later 9017463 Anonymous (Sweetie Face Sit anon.png 800x600 229kB)
>>9017454
Where would you put tiny pony?
1 hours later 9017469 Anonymous
>>9017441
well that made no sense
guess I should've picked a better major
1 hours later 9017474 Anonymous
>>9017463
In my dick.
1 hours later 9017478 Anonymous
>>9017426
>You guys remember when we imagined MLPG as an office and everyone as employees?
I love when MLPG does stuff like that
1 hours later 9017479 Anonymous
>>9017382
Draw Harshwhinney hanging out with Candybutt and Chickenbutt
1 hours later 9017485 Anonymous
>>9017457
Nah it's not a new thing. Some asked LK to do bit inflation with rarity months ago
1 hours later 9017486 Anonymous (Scared Sweetie Butterfly.png 686x556 41kB)
>>9017474
>in
1 hours later 9017488 Anonymous (2pank4me.png 300x300 10kB)
How Not-Green are you?
1 hours later 9017490 Anonymous (i can draw.png 500x500 55kB)
>>9017409
>>9017395
I choose boot
1 hours later 9017493 Anonymous
>>9017478
>the mlpg wedding
1 hours later 9017494 Anonymous
>>9017478
So do I.
I also liked when we discussed what MLPG would be like at a con.
1 hours later 9017495 Anonymous
>>9017478
I love when MLPG discusses my fetishes
1 hours later 9017496 Anonymous
>>9017426
>You guys remember when we imagined MLPG as an office and everyone as employees?
I don't care when you guys talk about ideas like that.
1 hours later 9017499 Anonymous
>>9017490
>wank wank wank
1 hours later 9017504 Anonymous (WePonyRock.png 629x613 54kB)
>>9017490
Daw
1 hours later 9017505 Anonymous (tumblr_mip484VGyl1rzohjwo1_1280.png 1280x1572 537kB)
>>9017463
1 hours later 9017506 Anonymous
>>9017439
Man, I don't know
I don't know
she's my favorite pony, but jesus fuck
maybe if we split it
1 hours later 9017507 Anonymous
>>9017490
oh my god this is too adorable
1 hours later 9017508 Anonymous
>>9017490
>that fluttershy
cute as fuck mt
1 hours later 9017509 Anonymous (chubbyrararaeatingcake.png 640x792 172kB)
1 hours later 9017512 Anonymous
>>9017490
Boot to the head
1 hours later 9017513 Anonymous (nightthread1.png 1741x1249 997kB)
>>9017478
Lots of contributing happens, too. It's rare, but it's fun.
1 hours later 9017515 Anonymous
>>9017478
Shout's wedding
1 hours later 9017516 Anonymous (ded.jpg 450x306 19kB)
>>9017490
cute/10
1 hours later 9017517 Anonymous
>>9017490
OH MY GOD IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING SHOE
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S THE SHOE
1 hours later 9017518 Anonymous
>>9017509
>Jessy drawing a lot of fat rarity
>no chubbershy
1 hours later 9017519 AppleDan (tabble.jpg 475x321 11kB)
>>9017494
I remember
1 hours later 9017521 Anonymous
>>9017509
>she complains to you that shes fat
what do?
1 hours later 9017523 Anonymous
>>9017509
I would take that slice away from her.
1 hours later 9017526 Elslowmo (hmmm.jpg 150x75 3kB)
>>9017509
1 hours later 9017530 Anonymous
>>9017509
How will she fit into her dresses?
1 hours later 9017532 Anonymous
>>9017506
No man, either you or her gets the whole thing.
1 hours later 9017533 Anonymous
>>9017495
Me too.
It's really fun when it's actual discussion, like how to describe it in text, how you got into it, your favorite artists, etc.
1 hours later 9017534 Anonymous
>>9017519
My favorite was one anon barging in and saying "Isn't My Little Pony a girls show?"
1 hours later 9017537 Anonymous
>>9017509
Brony popularts coming in. Fantastic. Thread shitting up already.
1 hours later 9017541 Anonymous
>>9017478
but we always talk about the same contributors whenever we do that
and then the ones that don't get mentioned always complain
1 hours later 9017543 Anonymous
>>9017532
C-can I get a new box before I give it to her?
1 hours later 9017546 Anonymous
>>9017526
TAKE IT
TAKEITTAKEITTAKEIT
1 hours later 9017548 Anonymous (Dash bait 1.png 1100x1100 166kB)
>>9017537
1 hours later 9017552 Anonymous (identifying bait.png 755x1000 404kB)
>>9017537
1 hours later 9017562 Elslowmo
>>9017546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfVbLklnRL
1 hours later 9017563 Anonymous
>>9017541
Why wouldn't they complain?
1 hours later 9017565 Anonymous
>>9017537
just give it up man
the thread's in full circlejerk mode now, they're even doing the "What if MLPG was X" shit again
it's no place for us
1 hours later 9017566 Anonymous
>>9017552
brae should have made an black one, so you can slap on the post you are responding to
1 hours later 9017568 AppleDan
>>9017530
Tailor bigger dresses
Think different
1 hours later 9017570 Anonymous
What would we do without Rainbow Dash here to guide us.
1 hours later 9017576 Anonymous
>>9017193
Mac nodded.
Spike grimaced. "Actually, I'll just be another minute. I want to browse the continuity, see if there's anything new." He started picking up issues and flipping through.
Mac looked around. The head-high shelves held a tremendous number of brightly colored serials, most featuring a masked or caped being. Most were ponies, but there were a few griffons, dragons, and hoofed quadrupeds of other types. The names were preceded with Amazing, Incredible, and Spectacular. He wondered if they were merely the pulp fancies they resembled, or if the stories were as complex as Spike had made them sound.
On the lower shelves, obviously for colts and fillies, were books about talking animals getting into shenanigans. Mac was amazed at how the industry had exploded since his youth; he remembered reading a couple of kiddie comics while his mom was picking up a prescription at the drugstore, once. He backed up, but felt his rump hit something.
"Oh!" said a higher-pitched voice, as something fell to the floor. He turned around to see a green unicorn, Lyra the musician, who played down at the marketplace sometimes. She was looking down at the small pile she'd dropped, and her face was bright red, almost as red as his coat.
The topmost comic featured a highly detailed rendering of a harpy riding a centaur's back. "Mythic Tales" screamed the gigantic font across the top, and in smaller letters, "This issue: bald beasts with bodacious bodies!"
"E-excuse me, Mr. Apple," said Lyra, as she levitated the pile. If anything, her embarrassment grew as she walked past him to the register.
Mac said, "Spike, time t' go."
1 hours later 9017577 Anonymous
>>9017548
>>9017552
Thanks Dash
1 hours later 9017581 Anonymous
JET SET RADIO IS $2.50 ON STEAM RIGHT NOW
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GO GET IT
DONT GIVE ME ANY OF THAT "BUT I ALREADY OWN IT" SHIT. GO BUY IT
1 hours later 9017583 Anonymous (marker party planner.png 500x500 61kB)
>>9017517
It's a boot. With a wind up key.
also THIS is Marker as a wedding planner
1 hours later 9017585 Anonymous
>>9017562
I think I'm gonna read all of your posts in birdman's voice now
1 hours later 9017586 Anonymous
>>9017537
If MLPG was a child's birthday party you'd be the kid that was invited by the parents out of pity and would do nothing but sulking in the corner and bitching about everything, ruining the fun for everyone.
1 hours later 9017588 Anonymous
>>9017565
You're right. Why bother anymore. MLPG is a closed door.
1 hours later 9017590 Anonymous (1361325121654.png 1100x1100 179kB)
>>9017577
1 hours later 9017605 Elslowmo
>>9017581
But I already own it on steam
Tell me when JSRF comes out and you got a deal
1 hours later 9017607 Anonymous
>>9017586
Everyone? So 2 to 3 people is everyone now?
1 hours later 9017609 Anonymous
>>9017581
I DONT EVEN HAVE A STEAM OR KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I WANT TO GET ONE TO BUY IT RIGHT NOW
1 hours later 9017617 Anonymous
>>9017581
What kind of game is that?
Should I really buy it?
1 hours later 9017623 Anonymous
>>9017605
WILL DO. ALSO OWNING IT ALREADY IS NO EXCUSE GO BUY IT FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
>>9017609
YOU BETTER FUCKING MAKE AN ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW AND GO BUY THE GAME.
EXPLOSION NOISE
1 hours later 9017629 Anonymous
>>9017548
>>9017577
>>9017590
Samefags
1 hours later 9017630 Anonymous
>>9017586
>>9017537
in the mlpg office, he's be like the 'I hate monday's" guy who just lingers around the coffee machine, except he replaces "monday's" with every day of the week and every employee
1 hours later 9017633 Anonymous (258817__UNOPT__safe_solo_inkie-pie_artist-favouritefi.png.png 586x417 105kB)
Hey guys let's talk about ponies. What do you think about this pony?
1 hours later 9017637 Anonymous
>>9017583
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/toughes t.htm
1 hours later 9017639 Anonymous
>>9017581
Because I don't have money on my wallet right now, which sucks because I love the soundtrack of the game.
1 hours later 9017640 Anonymous
>>9017630
>in the mlpg office
Stop that shit.
1 hours later 9017643 Anonymous
>>9017617
Oh a legit question.
Its a game where you are teenagers fightin against the man by roller blading all over the place spray painting everything to awesome as shit music.
It is a LOT better than that sounds.
1 hours later 9017647 Anonymous
>>9017586
Holy shit, fuck kids like that
there was this super fat chick that had no friends so our class in 5th grade was made to invite her because everyone besides her were really good friends
she ate some cake and pizza and did nothing but watch the birthday girl's TV
1 hours later 9017650 Anonymous
>>9017633
Who's that pony? What's that pony's personality? What's that pony's voice?
1 hours later 9017652 Anonymous
>>9017643
Okay anon I'm buying it right now, just for you.
1 hours later 9017656 Anonymous
>>9017640
You can't stop it anon, thread belongs to them now.
1 hours later 9017658 Anonymous (case_of_the_mondays.jpg 300x196 14kB)
>>9017630
1 hours later 9017660 Anonymous
>>9017630
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yte MugRAc0
I want a pone version of this
1 hours later 9017662 Anonymous
Jessy when are you going to draw porn?
Can you draw some Femrover softcore?
1 hours later 9017670 Anonymous
>>9017623
I OWN IT ON THREE CONSOLES AND STEAM AND I BOUGHT COPIES FOR MY FRIENDS ALREADY
1 hours later 9017671 Anonymous (1340592670598.jpg 560x560 234kB)
>>9017652
I hope you enjoy it. I know I did.
1 hours later 9017675 Anonymous
>>9017633
Cute, I like the contrast between her eyes and coat colour.
1 hours later 9017677 Elslowmo
>>9017623
>>9017639
Here we go, I'll buy it for you anon what's you steam name
1 hours later 9017678 Anonymous
>>9017637
That's totally a boot.
1 hours later 9017681 Anonymous
>>9017647
So what you didn't try to make friends with her? Because she was fat? Good going anon.
1 hours later 9017684 Anonymous
>>9017581
I bought it when it was $15
chill the fuck out
1 hours later 9017687 Sanguinius (1326076223892.jpg 250x250 47kB)
>>9017509
1 hours later 9017689 Anonymous
>>9017670
BUY A COPY AND GO MAKE A THREAD ON /v/. TELL THEM TO DRAW YOU BEST PONY AND THEY GET IT.
AS A BONUS THEY WILL GET BANNED.
WIN-WIN FUCKER
1 hours later 9017698 Anonymous
>>9017681
No, I had a few fat friends back then
I didn't make friends with her because she was also a huge bitch
she's a homestuck fag now
1 hours later 9017699 Anonymous
>>9017193
>>9017576
Thank you for writing my request :3
1 hours later 9017701 Anonymous (231595__UNOPT__safe_crying_sad_hug_wet-mane_inkie-pie_rain_blinkie-pie_wet_artist-ruhje.jpg.jpg 1040x854 237kB)
>>9017650
Inkie Pie
1 hours later 9017704 Anonymous
Which pony likes Tequila?
1 hours later 9017708 Anonymous
>>9017698
but those two things aren't related
1 hours later 9017711 Anonymous
>>9017698
was she actually mean or just quiet and antisocial?
1 hours later 9017712 AppleDan
>>9017698
>she's a homestuck fag now
>and nothing of value.jpeg
1 hours later 9017716 Anonymous
>>9017662
>>9017662
jeez anon don't mention porn. Just thinking about it makes me want to draw some...and i can't get banned again. Not so soon
1 hours later 9017717 Anonymous
>>9017708
you'd think that, but you'd be severely mistaken
1 hours later 9017721 Anonymous
>>9017660
>And he can see no reasons/'cuz there are no reasons/what reason do you need to die
liek dis if u crai erry tiem ;_;7
1 hours later 9017725 Anonymous
>>9017701
What episode did they say her name in?
1 hours later 9017728 Anonymous
>>9017716
mt pls
1 hours later 9017731 Anonymous
>>9017725
They didn't, that's a fanon name.
1 hours later 9017734 Anonymous
>>9017576
>buying comics from the adult section
Yeah, I remember the first few times I did that. Phil Foglio's XXXenophile. It's still hidden in my longboxes.
I have eight longboxes. I will never read anything in there again, nor will I organize them. I am a bad /co/mrade.
1 hours later 9017739 Anonymous
>>9017711
No, she was super mean.
And she'd never shut up, even though everyone wanted her to.
1 hours later 9017746 Anonymous
>>9017699
You're welcome. Have a good night. I will try not to crash.
1 hours later 9017749 Anonymous
>>9017716
>i can't get banned again. Not so soon
Said Marker Pone when asked to get naked.
1 hours later 9017750 Anonymous
>>9017728
No anon...you pls
it's too late
and it's all i know
1 hours later 9017761 Anonymous
>>9017750
Are you a total doofus, MT?
get the imgur extension and use that
1 hours later 9017762 Anonymous
>>9017677
DAMNIT ANON YOU BETTER RESPOND TO THIS MAN
1 hours later 9017768 Anonymous
>>9017677
Damn nigga, I'm not one of those anons but you're really cool.
1 hours later 9017769 Elslowmo
>>9017762
He did, don't worry
1 hours later 9017774 Anonymous
>>9017716
Post it on the sub
1 hours later 9017777 Anonymous
>>9017762
clearly bait
1 hours later 9017780 Anonymous
>>9017761
>>9017750
This.
you can post all the porn you want, we can all see it just as a normal image, and they can't ban you for it
you can draw and post all the porn you want
1 hours later 9017783 Anonymous
>>9017769
O-oh, sorry.
ENJOY IT BITCH
1 hours later 9017791 AppleDan
>>9017749
>Just use the imgur extension
said Anon as he unbuckled his pants
1 hours later 9017799 Anonymous
>>9017716
MT pls draw zebra testicles.
Big, sweaty, heavy, fertile testicles.
1 hours later 9017801 Anonymous
>>9017783
Don't worry, I WILL, I LOVED THIS GAME
THANKS SLOWMO-CHAN
1 hours later 9017803 Anonymous
Does anybody have the most recent Imgur extension?
1 hours later 9017804 Anonymous (mario disapproves.jpg 320x240 10kB)
>>9017791
>wearing pants at home
1 hours later 9017810 Anonymous
>>9017629
>implying
1 hours later 9017812 Anonymous
>>9017704
Jose Cuervo
1 hours later 9017813 Anonymous
>>9017687
Goddomit Sang.
1 hours later 9017815 Anonymous
>>9017799
who the fuck uses the word "testicles" when they want to make balls sound appealing
that is not the best word to use at all
1 hours later 9017816 Anonymous
>>9017761
I don't think I understand what you mean
1 hours later 9017818 Anonymous
>>9017799
>you will never leave hickeys on a fat pair of zibbanuts
1 hours later 9017820 Anonymous
>>9017749
What if Marker Pone got banned from MLPG? Where would she go?
1 hours later 9017821 AppleDan
>>9017804
I cant speak for everyone Wario.
1 hours later 9017827 Anonymous
>>9017816
This is bait
1 hours later 9017832 Anonymous
>>9017803
http://murkeli.kapsi.fi/userscripts /4chanimgur.user.js
1 hours later 9017834 Anonymous
>>9017816
>>9017803
Download this
http://murkeli.kapsi.fi/userscripts /4chanimgur.user.js
1 hours later 9017835 Anonymous
>>9017820
The sub, probably.
1 hours later 9017838 Anonymous (Smooth Equine.gif 500x281 1021kB)
>>9017801
FUCK YEAH
1 hours later 9017839 Anonymous
>>9017815
I dunno why but I find it appealing.
Just like how I find the word ejaculate arousing.
1 hours later 9017844 Anonymous (100106__UNOPT__safe_pinkie-pie_inkie-pie_blinkie-pie_ask-the-pie-sisters_artist-weeping-alicorns.png 400x400 82kB)
It'd be nice if they did something with Pinkie's sisters in the future.
1 hours later 9017846 Elslowmo (1361463050905.jpg 400x533 167kB)
>>9017801
No prob compadre!
1 hours later 9017848 Anonymous
>>9017832
>>9017834
Thx guize ur da best
1 hours later 9017851 Anonymous
>>9017820
She would wait outside the door, in the rain, looking sad.
1 hours later 9017852 Anonymous
>>9017804
>that filename
1 hours later 9017862 Anonymous
>>9017846
I just kinda wanna... push the lever on that thing
Is that bad? Am I a bad person?
1 hours later 9017863 Anonymous
>>9017844
There's so much I think they could do with her sisters but I don't think they'll do anything with them most likely which sucks. Considering how crazy pinkie is I'd love to see how her other sisters contrast
1 hours later 9017864 Anonymous (contributing to MLPG.gif 324x244 2069kB)
>>9017852
can we be filenames now
1 hours later 9017868 Anonymous (Lanky Applebloom.jpg 589x1000 332kB)
What would you say to an older awkward Apple Bloom in heat ?
1 hours later 9017870 Anonymous
>>9017839
mah nigga
Do you like glans and frenulum too?
1 hours later 9017872 AppleDan (marker pony lonely.png 450x900 143kB)
>>9017851
2 hours later 9017874 Anonymous
>>9017844
Maybe the rock farm business really picked up after Pinkie left and they're all rich socialites now.
2 hours later 9017876 Anonymous (marker band.png 500x500 58kB)
>>9017851
close
2 hours later 9017878 Anonymous
>>9017868
That background makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs.
2 hours later 9017879 Anonymous
>>9017868
Bite the pillow.
2 hours later 9017882 Anonymous
>>9017864
That guy's lucky, that could have ended so much worse.
2 hours later 9017890 Anonymous
>>9017844
One of the books coming out is centered around her trying to get money for the farm, so they're likely going to be in it.
2 hours later 9017893 Anonymous
>>9017876
I love you.
2 hours later 9017894 Anonymous
>>9017876
No
2 hours later 9017908 Anonymous
>>9017876
But she can actually watch threads, though. So shouldn't she be pressed up against a window?
2 hours later 9017927 Anonymous
ded
2 hours later 9017931 Anonymous
>>9017908
>against the glass
unf
2 hours later 9017932 Anonymous
>>9017862
you are a bad person, but for other reasons,
2 hours later 9017939 Anonymous (79014__UNOPT__safe_inkie-pie_blinkie-pie_artist-misskatto.png 718x600 238kB)
>>9017874
Well, Trixie got a boatload of cash from working on the rock farm, so it's not out of the question.
>>9017863
It'd be funny to see Pinkie trying to get them to party, but they just act all uptight.
>>9017890
Really? I hope it's good. Everything I've heard about the one with Gilda and Trixie has been lackluster.
2 hours later 9017942 Anonymous
>>9017932
I want to do that to myself.
2 hours later 9017953 Anonymous (Twily.png 697x533 60kB)
>>9017927
2 hours later 9017972 Anonymous
>>9017953
They went to circlejerk.
2 hours later 9017980 Anonymous
>you will never be able to bear the full brunt of a pony's climax by using Zecora's potions
2 hours later 9017982 Anonymous
>>9017939
I liked certain parts of that first book, but overall it was lackluster. Something around Pinkie could be interesting though.
Do we know if these books are canon or not?
2 hours later 9017984 Anonymous (chubbyshy.png 600x660 108kB)
>>9017518
Here you go.
>>9017662
I'm not really interested, sorry.
2 hours later 9017985 Anonymous (Pinkie Copy Butt.png 900x808 157kB)
2 hours later 9017991 AppleDan
Holy fuck, have you guys had a bag of these Chicken and Waffle Lays yet?
2 hours later 9017993 Anonymous
>>9017984
hnng
Why is she so sad?
2 hours later 9017996 Anonymous
>>9017984
What's going on with her right wing?
2 hours later 9017997 Anonymous (mlpg in general.png 500x1000 161kB)
>>9017908
She'd be that dane cook joke about relationships
2 hours later 9017999 Anonymous
>>9017991
No, im scared just from the name of it.
2 hours later 9018003 Anonymous
>>9017984
Thanks Jessy
2 hours later 9018015 Anonymous
>>9017984
There is a case that needs taking
2 hours later 9018025 Anonymous
>>9017985
Photocopier accidents cause thousands of billions of dollars worth in lost productivity every year. Hardly a laughing matter Pinkie.
2 hours later 9018026 Anonymous (Pinkie Blinkie 2.gif 680x680 829kB)
>>9018015
2 hours later 9018029 Anonymous
>>9017991
I heard they're butt
2 hours later 9018033 AppleDan
>>9017999
>>9018029
sshhh, just let it happen...
Let the waffles take you, and keep you safe...
2 hours later 9018035 Anonymous
>>9017997
>tfw you have that CD
>tfw Marker might actually be the Creepy Guy at Work
2 hours later 9018040 Anonymous
>>9017985
>thats the copier in the dark souls office
2 hours later 9018043 Anonymous
>>9017984
chubby flutterbutt is cute
2 hours later 9018051 Elslowmo (I don't think I can take this case.jpg 476x421 38kB)
>>9017984
I-I don't think I can color this. Oh god what have I become!
2 hours later 9018052 Anonymous
>>9018043
I see no butt anon
2 hours later 9018054 Anonymous
>>9017982
I don't know, but I don't think so? They're not really getting the same amount of attention as the comics, at least.
I'm all for more things having to do with Pinkie.
2 hours later 9018060 Anonymous
>>9018051
my husbando
2 hours later 9018067 Anonymous
>>9018051
Because of technical limitation or because of something else?
2 hours later 9018075 Elslowmo
>>9018067
Just because of the background. If I knew how to fix it I would
2 hours later 9018080 Anonymous
Drawfags I need porn. Hurry!
2 hours later 9018085 Anonymous (that guy marker.png 500x500 62kB)
>>9018035
2 hours later 9018090 Anonymous (Fluttershy riding a fat cock.jpg 1280x1280 191kB)
>>9018080
2 hours later 9018096 Anonymous
>>9018075
oh ok, understandable.
2 hours later 9018097 Anonymous
>>9018080
The best I can do is greentext
2 hours later 9018099 Anonymous
>>9018075
Jessy help the man
2 hours later 9018103 Anonymous
>>9018090
>>9018097
I am severely disapointed
2 hours later 9018106 Anonymous
>>9018090
every time
2 hours later 9018107 Anonymous
Why aren't you sleeping?
2 hours later 9018113 Anonymous (PQko7.jpg 676x3366 317kB)
>>9018080
2 hours later 9018116 Anonymous
>>9018107
I haven't got enough poni for the day yet.
2 hours later 9018123 Anonymous
>>9018085
MT, you're a riot.
It's a pity she can't do the cashew trick.
2 hours later 9018125 AppleDan
>>9018080
IM WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN
2 hours later 9018128 Anonymous (Fluttershy concerned.png 522x440 395kB)
2 hours later 9018138 Anonymous
>>9018128
shut up, I'll stop replaying the 1000 heartless battle when I'm ready
2 hours later 9018143 Anonymous
I don't like you anymore mlpg. I will never contribute again. I'm heading back to /co/ and leaving behind this shitstain of a fandom
2 hours later 9018145 Anonymous (Fluttershy Hoof Point.jpg 360x364 17kB)
>>9018138
2 hours later 9018147 Anonymous
>>9018143
Bait.
2 hours later 9018148 Anonymous
>>9018143
stop testing whether it's daytime or not
2 hours later 9018150 Anonymous
I'm going to rub a pony belly so hard.
2 hours later 9018152 Anonymous
>>9018143
FINE GO
I DONT NEED YOU
why dont he want me man
2 hours later 9018157 Anonymous
>>9018150
Make sure to wash your hands first!
2 hours later 9018158 Anonymous (1339984906473.jpg 650x500 142kB)
>>9018143
2 hours later 9018159 Anonymous
What have you become?
2 hours later 9018163 Anonymous
>>9018143
>jessy or mt leaves us forever
; ;
2 hours later 9018167 Anonymous
>>9018157
why?
ponies are filthy
2 hours later 9018170 AppleDan (only the dead can know peace from my auntie and uncle in bel-air.png 799x799 13kB)
>>9018152
Aww shit
2 hours later 9018171 Anonymous
Do you prefer your ponies achingly full or well drained?
2 hours later 9018174 Anonymous
>>9018152
>that fucking skit
every time I tear up
my father left me too.
2 hours later 9018176 Anonymous (porn.jpg 1000x1000 49kB)
>>9018080
2 hours later 9018178 Anonymous (1360761446545.jpg 512x504 62kB)
>>9018152
2 hours later 9018188 Anonymous
>>9018167
Oh, I thought you were going to rub a marshmallow pony, not a real one.
2 hours later 9018191 Anonymous
>>9018171
well considering I prefer my ponies to be mares
achingly full
but only in feeling
I only want to see a slight bulge as they place their hoof over their stomach and smile at me
2 hours later 9018193 AppleDan (tiny rarity.jpg 421x516 148kB)
>>9018150
unf
2 hours later 9018195 Anonymous
>>9018152
>why dont he want me man
Did you know that, in that scene, Phil wasn't scripted to hug Will like that? That episode apparently had a lot to do with Will's own dad, and during the ending, his real emotions came out.
2 hours later 9018196 Anonymous (flutterchub.png 323x337 188kB)
>>9018150
I think I will too
2 hours later 9018197 Anonymous
>>9018143
Bye, apple!
2 hours later 9018198 Anonymous
>>9018188
they are all smelly
2 hours later 9018203 Anonymous
>>9018075
Ahh sorry, I din't save the sai file. My bad.
2 hours later 9018204 Anonymous
>>9018198
Only about as smell as you are.
2 hours later 9018210 Anonymous
>>9018198
Well I wouldn't know that anon because I'm smell blind!
2 hours later 9018212 Anonymous (Lyra Belly Rasberries with anon.png 1657x1395 617kB)
>>9018196
Oh gosh
which pony belly?
2 hours later 9018220 Anonymous
>>9018204
humans are dirty animals too
2 hours later 9018223 Anonymous
>>9018204
I smell better than stupid ponies
That's for sure
2 hours later 9018228 Anonymous
>>9018195
I didn't know that but there was so much emotion behind it there was bound to be something like that.
2 hours later 9018229 Anonymous
ponies are not for bellyrubs
2 hours later 9018235 Anonymous
>>9018191
Would you put your hand there as well smiling as you feel a soft kick?
2 hours later 9018236 Anonymous
>>9018220
I'd smell human AJ's feet
2 hours later 9018239 Anonymous
>>9018223
You've never smelled a marshmallow pony.
2 hours later 9018240 Anonymous (chubdash.png 370x425 181kB)
>>9018212
This pony belly
2 hours later 9018243 Anonymous
>>9018235
That's not really my bag, I've had too many friends with kids
But sure, I would support pony
2 hours later 9018244 Anonymous
>>9018196
>you will never give chubbershy a bellyrub
2 hours later 9018249 Anonymous
Somebody shit on the coats.
2 hours later 9018251 Anonymous
>>9018243
So you'd prefer the bulge to be something different you've put inside them?
2 hours later 9018253 Anonymous
A smooth area where pone genitals should be
They still feel it when you rub there
2 hours later 9018254 Anonymous
>>9018239
I bet they smell like normal ponies though
2 hours later 9018255 Elslowmo (NOT AGAIN!.jpg 325x325 96kB)
>>9018203
>>9017984
I'm real sorry, I just realized I'm a big ol' goof and forgot I'm going to ink it anyways. Spaghet!
2 hours later 9018257 Anonymous (1356662592573.gif 500x281 994kB)
>what it would be like trying to kiss a pone
2 hours later 9018266 Anonymous (251742__UNOPT__fluttershy_questionable_artist-the-weaver_tentacles_51274a76a4c72d899b000844.png.png 446x424 32kB)
2 hours later 9018268 Anonymous
>>9018255
holy shit that looks delicious
2 hours later 9018272 Anonymous (AJ belly full of apples.png 1600x1586 2013kB)
>>9018253
mon negro
2 hours later 9018280 Anonymous
>>9018266
I'd suck on her tentacles all day long if I could
2 hours later 9018284 Anonymous
>>9018243
>not having too many kids with friends
2 hours later 9018292 Anonymous (Fluttershy is normal.png 446x424 45kB)
>>9018266
2 hours later 9018293 Anonymous
>>9018254
Normal ponies don't bathe themselves every day with scented soaps. Marshmallow pones do.
2 hours later 9018295 Anonymous (spaghett.jpg 160x160 5kB)
>>9018255
SPOOKED YA
2 hours later 9018297 Anonymous
>>9018272
>she ate her hat too
>"Consarnit not another one!"
2 hours later 9018300 Anonymous
>>9018280
Even if that made her a breathless trembling wreck, gasping for air in between faint moans of pleasure?
2 hours later 9018303 Anonymous
>>9018113
>a kraut image saved with a readdit filename
how in the fuck
2 hours later 9018313 Anonymous
>>9018293
>citation needed
Dash bathes maybe once a week if you're lucky
2 hours later 9018314 Anonymous (1360120611856.png 1013x688 176kB)
2 hours later 9018316 Anonymous
>>9018300
Of course!
long as she did the same for me after
2 hours later 9018320 Anonymous (pinkie.jpg 1269x859 186kB)
>>9018303
>readdit filename
Horf
2 hours later 9018323 Anonymous
>>9018314
>tfw that wouldn't fit your head
2 hours later 9018335 Anonymous
>>9018316
She'd have to take some time to recover first. You don't mind if she throws a tentacle in every now and then do you?
2 hours later 9018337 Anonymous
>>9018313
Anon I beginning to think you don't watch the show and just want ponies to have zoo smells for your own reasons.
2 hours later 9018339 Anonymous (AJ and no apples.png 846x570 372kB)
>>9018314
>tfw no safety scissors
2 hours later 9018347 Anonymous
>>9018249
What?
2 hours later 9018352 Anonymous
>>9018339
Do you have an adult?
2 hours later 9018360 Anonymous
pony just burned all your clothes
2 hours later 9018362 Anonymous
>>9018323
You must have a big head for a little girl like the rest of us
2 hours later 9018365 Anonymous (1344647976609.png 600x600 145kB)
>>9018352
No, I lost them.
2 hours later 9018369 Anonymous
>>9018335
That all depends on where you mean when you say stick a tentacle in
2 hours later 9018372 Anonymous
>>9018365
Woah, who drew this?
2 hours later 9018374 Anonymous (ded.gif 640x360 2073kB)
>>9018113
>human ribcage
>human clavicle
>human scapulas
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2 hours later 9018377 Anonymous
>>9018369
Just sliding one up to curl around your base as she tongues your frenulum.
Unless you want something more that is~
2 hours later 9018381 Anonymous
>>9018360
Pony could have just asked to see me naked
2 hours later 9018384 Anonymous
>>9018337
I could make the argument that we rarely see them bathing but that's just silly.
It's conjecture
2 hours later 9018385 Anonymous
>>9018372
I dont remember, sorry
2 hours later 9018388 AppleDan
>>9018369
It's going in your ass Anon.
Where did you think it was going? in your belly button?
2 hours later 9018389 Anonymous
>>9018377
>frenulum
why is this word so sexy?
2 hours later 9018395 Anonymous
>>9018360
rara pls
at least make me replacements first
2 hours later 9018398 Anonymous
>>9018374
Is he ok?
2 hours later 9018400 Anonymous
>>9018381
>implying Bonbon would ask you directly for such a thing
>"Sheesh now you claim you lost your clothes? Perv"
2 hours later 9018403 Anonymous
>>9018388
>in the ass
>not down his urethra
DYEMLPG
2 hours later 9018411 darf
to whomever linked that shane koyczan video the other day
fuck you
my heart hurts
2 hours later 9018412 Anonymous
>>9018377
>>9018388
>one goes in your butt
>one prods your belly button
>two tickle your shaft
>one changes the channel with the remote
2 hours later 9018413 Anonymous
>>9018377
Oh, well that seems pleasant enough. I'd love that.
well... how small do you suppose these tentacles get?
because unless these tentacles ooze something that get you unnaturally stretchy, we're gonna need a small one
2 hours later 9018416 Anonymous
>>9018372
Looks like Xieril's line work.
2 hours later 9018424 Anonymous
>>9018400
That was a very mean thing to do.
You could have just told me you wanted to take me shopping for clothes.
2 hours later 9018428 Anonymous
>>9018411
quick question
I'm new to the whole fan fiction thing
any good anal?
2 hours later 9018433 AppleDan (1312065292997.jpg 252x240 12kB)
>>9018412
>one changes the channel with the remote
2 hours later 9018434 Anonymous (1362946450052.jpg 475x442 124kB)
>>9018388
>>9018403
How about, in your ass then down your urethra?
2 hours later 9018437 Anonymous
>>9018416
There was one with Dash that was similar but I can't seem to find it
2 hours later 9018438 darf
>>9018428
people seemed to like 'may the best butt win'
which is about an anal sex competition
so
try that maybe
2 hours later 9018441 Anonymous
>>9018411
Haha, you're welcome darf.
and oh god me too
2 hours later 9018445 Anonymous
>>9018438
okie dokie thanks
2 hours later 9018453 Anonymous
>>9018413
And if I told you that their slick surface was due to a constantly replenished slippery aphrodesiac?
2 hours later 9018456 Anonymous
anyone have a gif of the new fluffy video where fluffle goes to sleep and chrysalis lands on her?
2 hours later 9018461 Anonymous
Seafood bisque or clam chowder?
2 hours later 9018462 darf
>>9018441
i thought Move Pen, Move was bad
and then it got to the bit about never believing anyone would love us
and then he started yelling
and yeah
i cry a lot more these days
i don't know if that's because i'm appreciating the beauty around me
or because i'm a pussy
maybe both
2 hours later 9018464 Anonymous (imagesCARP.jpg 251x201 8kB)
>you will never scratch a passing pony's ear on a whim
>she will never gasp, and lean into your hand
>you will never hear that wet crinkling sound of a big mammal's ear infection down deep
>she will never moan as you give in and roughly massage the base of her ear
>she will never look up at you silently with big puppy-dog eyes when you stop
2 hours later 9018467 Anonymous
>>9018453
DOES IT TASTE LIKE BANANA RUNTS
2 hours later 9018472 Anonymous
>>9018461
Either way its gonna be RAW.
2 hours later 9018476 Anonymous
>>9018461
The first is a lot more ambiguous, and the latter implies different styles which vary greatly.
Step up your inner cook anon jeez.
2 hours later 9018477 Anonymous
>>9018464
anon pinkie pie is not your pet dog
2 hours later 9018488 Anonymous
>>9018464
>big mammal's ear infection down deep
Everything but this was great.
2 hours later 9018496 Anonymous
>>9018462
That's good and all but when are you gonna write more porn
2 hours later 9018500 Anonymous (1338948407881.png 151x224 17kB)
>>9018464
>you will never hear that wet crinkling sound of a big mammal's ear infection down deep
2 hours later 9018501 Anonymous
>>9018477
She's my pet piggie
She eats anything I give her
She's getting a big, soft belly
I think she needs walkies
She loves her leash and collar
She thinks she's walking me
2 hours later 9018504 darf
>>9018496
i already did
i have two stories finished that i'm waiting to post
and one i'm gonna do later tonight, if i feel like it
chill
2 hours later 9018505 Anonymous (AJ embarassed hat.jpg 874x755 218kB)
2 hours later 9018510 Anonymous (this shit is bananas.jpg 960x720 129kB)
>>9018467
I sure hope not.
2 hours later 9018513 Anonymous
>>9018501
wake up
2 hours later 9018514 Anonymous
>>9018462
The whole thing is so heartwrenching and moving, I can't really focus on a part to favor.
but the "you signed it THEY WERE WRONG!" gave me goosebumps
probably a new tears or something too
Have you ever seen Brave New Voices? There's some really good poetry on there.
and if you like normal stories, have you ever seen storycorps?
2 hours later 9018515 Anonymous
>>9018501
>She thinks she's walking me
She is. She also has you feeding her, and taking care of her. Shes got you right where she wants you.
2 hours later 9018516 Anonymous (bleegggh.gif 320x320 241kB)
>>9018464
>you will never hear that wet crinkling sound of a big mammal's ear infection down deep
2 hours later 9018517 Anonymous
>>9018438
>Ice Pack
I just can't
2 hours later 9018520 darf
>>9018514
no and no
links?
2 hours later 9018525 Anonymous
>>9018501
Yeaaaah.... kinda weird.
2 hours later 9018527 Anonymous
>>9018453
Well then I'd love to kiss her with it on my lips after I service her tentacles
2 hours later 9018528 darf
>>9018517
oh get over yourself
fine, read sour candy
unless you're gonna complain that it's second person
there's just no satisfying some people
2 hours later 9018535 Anonymous
Apple Buns
2 hours later 9018536 AppleDan (man held hostage by S3 Rarity episodes.jpg 250x250 11kB)
>>9018467
>banana runts
2 hours later 9018540 Anonymous (stay frosty.png 499x575 98kB)
>>9018535
2 hours later 9018543 Anonymous
>>9018528
I'm sorry, I just didn't want OC inserts. I understand though. You can't try to make everyone happy or it will be terrible.
2 hours later 9018547 Anonymous
>>9018516
>>9018500
>>9018488
Okay, fuck you guys. The cat was purring twice as loudly as he's ever purred before when I did that just now. It's the relief that makes it feel so good.
2 hours later 9018552 Anonymous
>>9018520
Storycorps:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgGQ Ar5hmRI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfWa 9gI-Bks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNfv uJr9164
get ready for some really serious tears on those
Brave New Voices:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRLS gPQG0c4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVD- HsHoUNM
2 hours later 9018556 Anonymous
>>9018547
But... that's a cat. Why were you talking about ponies?
2 hours later 9018559 Anonymous
>>9018547
But anon, cats are not big mammals.
2 hours later 9018560 darf
>>9018543
he's unimportant for almost all of the story
unless the part you're jerking off to is where i described his voice
then that's on you
2 hours later 9018563 Anonymous (TACTIPONE.png 800x600 194kB)
>>9018540
>you will never be oscar mike to burger town
2 hours later 9018564 AppleDan
>>9018528
DARF
I helped an anon write a spiritual successor to Sour Candy. I call it Hard Candy.
http://pastebin.com/EF9d6sun
2 hours later 9018567 Anonymous
>>9018547
why not get the infection fixed
2 hours later 9018569 Anonymous (flip.gif 200x133 2942kB)
>>9018374
>not being awesome
2 hours later 9018586 darf
>>9018564
was that the rp that was going on last night?
i saw, and it looked totally rad
better execution on the idea than i did, anyway
not sure if i can digest an entire thing of greentext, but i'll try to give it a look in a bit
>>9018552
oh boy
dunno if i'm up for this
do you worry that you'll never be capable of beauty on the level of someone who's the same as you in every way but for a hidden secret burning in their soul that makes the embers of the world brighter?
2 hours later 9018596 Anonymous
>>9018569
I've been here too long. I thought for sure he was going to land on his face or break something.
2 hours later 9018599 Anonymous
I liked Sour Candy
2 hours later 9018601 Anonymous
>tfw no stram
2 hours later 9018603 Anonymous
>>9018560
oh alright I'll keep reading then
I laughed because I edited that Bon Bon picture you used for Sour candy, hehe
2 hours later 9018604 Anonymous
>>9018547
I understand the sentiment but god damn man that was a curve ball.
>d'aww ear scratchies oh god what
2 hours later 9018608 Anonymous (35MkeSH.png 650x1000 443kB)
2 hours later 9018618 AppleDan
>>9018586
Oh no Sour Candy was perfect, but I always thought I could do something along the same line but a bit different.
And this is what happened.
2 hours later 9018619 Anonymous
>>9018243
>>9018251
What about a pony inside a pony inside a pony inside a gryphon inside a pony?
2 hours later 9018621 Anonymous
>>9018601
How does marker pony feel when a popular stram is announced?
2 hours later 9018628 Anonymous
>>9018619
John Madden pls go.
2 hours later 9018629 Anonymous
>>9018515
But if she's got me right where she wants me
and I've got her right where I want her
are we merely using each other
or is this something more?
>she stands on her hinds and licks my face as a joke
>pretending to be a doggy
>I let her
>she looks at me questioningly
>then continues to lick
>licks my lips
>tugs on my ear with her lips
>I have never wished so badly she spoke English instead of Equestrian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ars_ I3kzOAw
2 hours later 9018633 Anonymous
>>9018608
He asked her if he liked her and then... called her gay?
2 hours later 9018636 Anonymous
>>9018559
Bigger than mice and squirrels. Bigger than anything they eat.
2 hours later 9018639 Anonymous
>>9018412
>after you both wake up from your post-coital nap you and her tentacles arm wrestle.
2 hours later 9018649 Anonymous
>>9018636
>Bigger than anything they eat.
Cats eat beef
Yet they are smaller than cows
Check and mate.
2 hours later 9018655 Anonymous
>>9018633
I think "he" is actually a "she".
2 hours later 9018660 Anonymous (Scootaloo the serious drum player.png 992x716 883kB)
2 hours later 9018664 Anonymous (applejack tentacles.png 542x533 67kB)
AJ's vagtentacles are superior.
2 hours later 9018667 Anonymous
>>9018655
Probably, considering the Trap cutie mark
2 hours later 9018669 Anonymous
>>9018567
She was on her way to the hospital. She woke up with an aching ear. You had no clue; it was a whim.
2 hours later 9018675 Anonymous
>>9018586
No, but would you describe what it's like, and why you feel that way?
2 hours later 9018688 Anonymous
>>9018516
>chrysalis will never vomit changeling ooze over your naked body
2 hours later 9018699 Anonymous
>>9018688
I'm conflicted.
2 hours later 9018701 Anonymous
>>9018699
About what?
2 hours later 9018703 Anonymous
By my count, we have five posters in this thread. I'm going to bed; that makes it four.
2 hours later 9018708 Juice (twailaught.png 533x467 328kB)
Any new pony news?
2 hours later 9018712 Anonymous (Sad filly Spitfire.png 484x500 69kB)
>>9018703
Well alright but I'm really not posting very often and I don't have good ideas for topics or good things to post
2 hours later 9018714 Anonymous
>>9018703
aren't you gonna cuddle roll?
2 hours later 9018716 Anonymous
I NEED AN ADULT
2 hours later 9018718 Anonymous
>>9018708
I liked that part of the song, the ears were cute.
2 hours later 9018720 Anonymous
>>9018708
Remember when you used to contribute?
2 hours later 9018723 Anonymous (1354563394395.jpg 230x266 55kB)
>>9018701
That sounds interesting enough, but what if the goo attacks my flesh?
2 hours later 9018727 Anonymous
>>9018703
I want to post and draw but I'm eating.
2 hours later 9018732 darf
>>9018675
fuck
maybe
i need a minute after those first three videos
that last one killed me
2 hours later 9018734 Anonymous
>>9018703
I'm probably going to bed soon as well.
2 hours later 9018735 Anonymous
>>9018727
You should draw Rainbow Dash
2 hours later 9018736 Anonymous
What's your favorite and least favorite thing that happened in season 3?
2 hours later 9018738 Juice
>>9018720
Yes. So many have come and gone since then.
2 hours later 9018740 Anonymous
>>9018732
You always put Danny and Annie last
remember that if you ever share them, it breaks the dam
2 hours later 9018743 Anonymous
>>9018703
I'd post, but I'm not really feeling the fetish juices so far.
2 hours later 9018753 Anonymous
>>9018743
I could talk about pet play and collars
2 hours later 9018756 darf
>>9018740
tears streaming down your face is one thing
full on sobbing is another
fuck you
thank you
2 hours later 9018758 Anonymous
>>9018718
Is there any "reason" behind it? it seemed kind of lolrandumb exddd
2 hours later 9018759 Anonymous (1338415923389.jpg 256x256 15kB)
>>9018703
I'm drawing. Something with Chrysalis. Non fetishy though
3 hours later 9018761 Anonymous
>>9018753
or flutterpanties
3 hours later 9018763 Anonymous
>>9018761
sure why not
3 hours later 9018764 AppleDan
Shit now I gotta sleep. Night MLPG see ya in the evening.
3 hours later 9018767 Anonymous (1362709713119.jpg 1200x981 495kB)
>>9018764
good night
3 hours later 9018770 Anonymous
>>9018759
Ellis pls
3 hours later 9018772 Juice
>>9018758
Probably just needed a style that looked radically different than the other ones in the song already.
3 hours later 9018773 Anonymous
>>9018764
GOOD
NIIIIIGHT
*Ding ding ding*
3 hours later 9018775 Anonymous (41847__safe_colgate_artist-crabmeatstick.png 766x726 410kB)
>>9018764
Don't forget to brush your teeth before bed.
3 hours later 9018776 Anonymous
>>9018767
I think Fluttershy is pretty cute but she has the worst hair on the show.
It's like 80's style poofy and rigid.
3 hours later 9018777 Anonymous
What if I want to shit on the little pony?
3 hours later 9018780 Anonymous
>>9018770
I love horses
3 hours later 9018782 Anonymous
>>9018764
When I wake up there better be chubby nurse on my desk.
3 hours later 9018783 Anonymous
>>9018756
anytime
i love beautiful things
3 hours later 9018784 Anonymous (robotity.png 1500x1000 405kB)
>>9018735
But I'm drawing lightning dust as robot when i'm done
i still have to finish the first of the series rarity
3 hours later 9018788 Anonymous
>>9018772
It's a really good song, by fandom standards.
3 hours later 9018789 Anonymous (1343990720750.png 489x426 84kB)
>>9018764
>tfw it's 4 in the morning
Fuck.
I've been doing this for two solid weeks straight now.
I'm so tired.
3 hours later 9018790 Anonymous
>>9018777
I'd punch the shit out of you.
3 hours later 9018793 Anonymous
>>9018777
Then you go to the old horse, you caterpillar
3 hours later 9018794 Anonymous (chris rock, dave chappelle, jimi hendrix and bill cosby look at you with disappointment.jpg 505x482 38kB)
>>9018777
3 hours later 9018795 Anonymous
>>9018784
Oh
Neat.
3 hours later 9018796 Anonymous
>>9018784
Well that's pretty cool, alright.
3 hours later 9018803 Anonymous
>>9018780
WHOO KIDDIE LAND
3 hours later 9018806 Anonymous (1362774866578.jpg 660x371 144kB)
>>9018794
>That filename
3 hours later 9018807 Anonymous (1332725781482.png 787x830 234kB)
>>9018776
take that back, her hair is cute as fuck
>>9018784
Oh that is neat. Her eyes might be a little too small though.
3 hours later 9018808 Anonymous
>>9018777
Nah you should shit IN the little pony
3 hours later 9018812 Anonymous
>>9018807
Compared to the other main 6 she has the worst hair.
3 hours later 9018813 Juice
>>9018788
Actually a lot of what this fandom makes isn't so bad. There's probably an even 50/50 split between great fanworks and terriblenes
3 hours later 9018814 Anonymous
lol
3 hours later 9018817 Anonymous
>>9018789
Go back to bed, Lyra. If you sleep in you won't be able to go human hunting in the Everfree just before sunrise. Everyone knows that is when the world's natural magic ebbs lowest.
3 hours later 9018818 Anonymous
I think the is the chillest we have been for a while. I like it.
3 hours later 9018822 Anonymous (Bon Bon not angry shopped.png 498x534 230kB)
>>9018818
I hate you so much right now
3 hours later 9018823 Anonymous
>>9018813
I agree.
3 hours later 9018824 Anonymous (1354481491347.jpg 1022x1500 536kB)
>>9018807
I think her hair is great.
He can't say a damn thing with Pinkie on the show having hair like she does.
3 hours later 9018829 Anonymous
>>9018813
FiW has always been right near the top of the fanworks, in my mind.
3 hours later 9018839 Anonymous
>>9018818
Grr! Grr! You jinxed it!
Maybe that's because the last threads were so terrible.
3 hours later 9018840 Anonymous (love_starved_by_equestria_prevails-d5useqw.png 1985x2400 1272kB)
>>9018822
Gimmie yo' love!
3 hours later 9018841 Anonymous (Fluttershy Gosh.png 857x802 559kB)
>>9018824
But her canon hair is so... rigid
3 hours later 9018845 Anonymous (1335247915895.png 684x588 180kB)
>>9018822
Y-you too
3 hours later 9018848 Anonymous (1355783057450.png 218x253 22kB)
>>9018841
3 hours later 9018860 Juice
>>9018829
I never really paid attention to it. I've heard it described as MLP Abriged, kind of. But that was a while back and maybe I heard wrong.
>>9018824
maybe all the main 6 have great hair
3 hours later 9018869 Anonymous
>>9018860
Its more like MLP: Kung Pow edition.
3 hours later 9018874 Anonymous (notacreativebrony - Rainbow Dash radical.png 768x1041 185kB)
Why is she so radical?
3 hours later 9018875 Anonymous (AJ blush.png 1280x1043 258kB)
3 hours later 9018878 Anonymous (hey there, sugarcube.png 400x288 5kB)
>>9018875
3 hours later 9018882 Anonymous
>>9018875
I'd like an apple please.
3 hours later 9018885 Anonymous (220px-Kungpow.jpg 220x330 33kB)
>>9018869
That's a good description.
3 hours later 9018889 Anonymous
>>9018882
>she shoots an apple at you with her vagina
3 hours later 9018890 Anonymous (Apple Bloom blush scarf.jpg 561x743 68kB)
>>9018882
Is this one okay?
3 hours later 9018891 Anonymous (PINKIE.jpg 1600x900 240kB)
>>9018822
Smile, bon bon!
3 hours later 9018894 Anonymous (1335253232414.jpg 750x750 386kB)
>>9018860
I do like them all, I was just making a point.
3 hours later 9018895 Juice
>>9018874
Because Faust is a hack writer and used MLP as a springboard for Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls but studio execs know that it's stupid as shit.
>>9018869
>>9018885
well then, I'll have to check this out.
3 hours later 9018898 Anonymous (PINKIEROBO.png 800x600 267kB)
>>9018807
I'm trying to make rarity fall do a sort of uncanny valley thing to keep a theme of the ponies having lost something crucial to themselves for the sake of being specialized, though i don't want to make it ultra grimporp
I hate slinking back to the 'muh style' excuse, so if there's anything I can do with the face(including making the eyes larger, if it'll still go with that theme) please say something
Also have a pankbot who pretty much has the largest eyes
3 hours later 9018901 Anonymous (131507136298.jpg 650x650 64kB)
>>9018882
3 hours later 9018902 Anonymous
>>9018890
I think I'm having a heart attack.
I really think I'm dying right now.
3 hours later 9018904 Anonymous
>>9018889
How many you got in there?
3 hours later 9018916 Anonymous
>>9018898
The eyes could stand to be slightly larger, that's about it.
3 hours later 9018925 Anonymous
>>9018904
>she hits you with five more
>"Wanna find out?"
3 hours later 9018927 Anonymous
Jessy are you still here?
Work on some backgrounds.
3 hours later 9018930 Anonymous (1340217320665.jpg 369x368 28kB)
>>9018916
3 hours later 9018931 Anonymous (img_053.jpg 3264x2067 788kB)
Harvard anon here, kinda bored. Anyone wanna ask me anything?
3 hours later 9018932 Anonymous
>>9018925
Yes
3 hours later 9018934 Anonymous
>>9018931
How'd you get spraypaint all over your face?
3 hours later 9018935 Anonymous
>>9018931
Where are the ponies?
3 hours later 9018936 Anonymous
>>9018931
Are you fucking serious?
3 hours later 9018938 Juice
>>9018931
What's the medical term for masturbation shame
3 hours later 9018939 Anonymous
>>9018931
What are you going to Harvard for?
3 hours later 9018940 Anonymous
>>9018931
>>>/soc/
3 hours later 9018941 Anonymous
>>9018931
>5:02
>no "hi MLPG" or "hi /mlp/"
What board did you get this? Was it /fit/?
3 hours later 9018943 Anonymous
>>9018931
No.
3 hours later 9018944 Anonymous (a clear answer to a strange question.jpg 5000x5000 414kB)
>>9018931
3 hours later 9018945 Anonymous
>>9018931
When you're rich and famous will you remember us?
3 hours later 9018946 Anonymous (she just wants to be your good little pony~.png 544x408 65kB)
3 hours later 9018948 Anonymous (1360446990889.png 680x559 402kB)
WHAT IF PONE WAS DRIVE
3 hours later 9018950 Anonymous
>>9018946
would fuck her cock/10
3 hours later 9018951 Anonymous
>>9018946
not in the mood for donuts but thanks anyway
3 hours later 9018953 Anonymous (I might have a problem.png 235x327 10kB)
3 hours later 9018958 Anonymous (arino laugh.png 658x712 737kB)
>>9018953
>how fast the flash is?
3 hours later 9018959 Anonymous
>>9018948
Ponk I'm worried about you.
3 hours later 9018961 Anonymous (pony urethras.jpg 660x207 24kB)
>>9018950
Even if it was ridged and textured inside?
3 hours later 9018962 Juice
>>9018948
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dURM O4mfZvU
3 hours later 9018964 Anonymous (1356876719369.gif 144x158 6kB)
>>9018948
THAT'S CRAZY TALK
3 hours later 9018967 Anonymous
>>9018934
mspaint
>>9018935
Asleep. its late
>>9018936
Yea
>>9018938
Ponies.
>>9018939
Graduated but it was finance.
>>9018941
hi /co/
>>9018945
sure
3 hours later 9018973 Anonymous
1 > 2 > 3
3 hours later 9018974 Anonymous (1362573828541.jpg 677x592 88kB)
>>9018962
>not this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy3C VP_LlAk
3 hours later 9018979 Anonymous (1334895098792.jpg 500x500 25kB)
butts
3 hours later 9018981 Anonymous
>>9018973
That's not how maths go
3 hours later 9018983 Anonymous
>>9018967
test
Where should you park to get to Memorial Church?
3 hours later 9018986 Anonymous
>>9018979
Man I do love me some quiver lines
3 hours later 9018994 Anonymous
>>9018932
>anon was later found dead, burried under a mountain of apples
3 hours later 9018997 Juice
>>9018974
Never played it. Friend says it's fun, though.
3 hours later 9019003 Anonymous
>you will never see Derpy arrive on your doorstep holding a pizza
>you will never open the door and find that she got your order wrong
>you will never invite her in anyhow since the complimentary pizza looks good
3 hours later 9019005 Anonymous
New horse when?
3 hours later 9019008 Anonymous
>>9019005
in 15 pictures
3 hours later 9019009 Anonymous
>>9018997
It is. You should definitely try it out.
3 hours later 9019010 Juice
>>9019003
>you will never tip the delivery girl with your tip
3 hours later 9019012 Anonymous
>>9018983
Youd park by jeffersons lab.
3 hours later 9019013 Anonymous
>>9018784
That's really fucking cool. You know Rarity would be a bitchin' robot.
3 hours later 9019016 Anonymous
>>9019003
>invite her in
Dude, she's working. She'd lose her job doing that.
3 hours later 9019023 Anonymous
>>9018983
That is not a good test anon. He could just check the campus map.
3 hours later 9019026 Anonymous (DeliverPlusCrop.png 516x373 193kB)
>>9019016
3 hours later 9019027 Anonymous
>>9019016
>This is the 5th time this week she's gotten a customer's order wrong
>She's fired anyways
>Invite her in to cheer her up
Happy now?
3 hours later 9019031 Anonymous
what should i draw rarity doing and/or how should i draw her getting done
3 hours later 9019037 Anonymous
>>9019026
>futafags
3 hours later 9019038 Anonymous
>>9019031
Working at her sewing machine as someone drains her beneath the table
3 hours later 9019039 Anonymous
>>9019031
You should draw Rarity getting her hair done while doing her hair in a bun
3 hours later 9019041 Anonymous
>>9019031
getting off using fluttershy's hair
3 hours later 9019046 Juice
>>9019027
Why the fuck would he be happy? Derpy just got fired!
you dummy
3 hours later 9019048 Anonymous
>>9019041
>in my ass, in my pussy, in my HAIR
3 hours later 9019049 Anonymous
>>9019031
Well if it's going to be like that
Rumble doing Rarity
He's fucking her in the ass accidentally and she's too engrossed to say anything
3 hours later 9019050 Anonymous
>>9019031
Getting rutted by a diamond dog/fancypants/thunderlane
In fact I don't there's any fancity porn at all.
3 hours later 9019054 Anonymous
>>9019046
I resolved the problem. I don't see the issue
3 hours later 9019059 Anonymous
>>9019048
>dat awful voice acting and dialog
3 hours later 9019060 Juice
>>9019054
What if Derpy really liked her job? That would be an issue.
3 hours later 9019066 Anonymous (rarity__s_camping_outfit_by_midnight__blitz-d5nm4xi.png 940x850 328kB)
I don't really care how she gets it, as long as it's in this outfit.
3 hours later 9019067 Anonymous
>>9019059
i don't care, it was still hot. theres no one else doing sexy pone sounding sex voices.
3 hours later 9019073 Juice
>>9019059
what are you referring to?
3 hours later 9019074 Anonymous
>>9019066
Was meant for
>>9019031
3 hours later 9019082 Anonymous
>>9019060
Okay, how's this: You don't call her boss, she doesn't lose her job, but it's the end of her shift, and she doesn't have any real reason to go home that night.
Sleepover pizza party.
NOW are you happy?
3 hours later 9019084 Anonymous
Best pony asks you to fully hygienize him-her, what do you enjoy cleaning the most?
no naughty bits you sick person
Me?... The teeth
3 hours later 9019087 Anonymous
>>9019026
i hate when you post this. it always gives me a nostalgia boner.
3 hours later 9019090 Anonymous (1336350409162.png 800x800 291kB)
How would Rarity react to my cuddling advances?
3 hours later 9019096 Anonymous
>>9019073
Tiarwhy got two girls to do sex voices as fluttershy somehow.
3 hours later 9019100 Anonymous (1334383910879.png 986x559 118kB)
>>9019084
>brushing fluttershy's teeth
oh fucking geez
3 hours later 9019102 Anonymous (1358184421127.png 686x613 129kB)
>>9019090
Anon, how can you be unaware of how much ponies love to cuddle?
3 hours later 9019105 Juice
>>9019082
Wouldn't she have to report back to her boss by the end of her shift, though? I mean, she's not the only one making money here, he's gotta make sure all his profit is accounted for.
3 hours later 9019113 Anonymous
>>9019087
>that feel when there were actually only like four Abondonanza Pizza images
3 hours later 9019123 Anonymous
>>9019084
that area on their chest
right between their front two legs
I'd love to reach around them from behind and take my time, caressing them and feeling their pulse and being so near their body
3 hours later 9019126 Elslowmo (I still don't know how to fashion.png 686x613 134kB)
>>9019102
3 hours later 9019128 Anonymous
>>9019105
You're just being difficult now.
Her boss is a pretty chill guy that she knows personally and the pizza shop is just a local joint, with no corporate ties. She calls using your phone and he agrees that she can bring the payment in tomorrow.
What else you got
3 hours later 9019132 Anonymous
>>9019113
i jacked off a million times to those pictures but never even noticed the name of the pizza place
3 hours later 9019143 Anonymous (1339832881800.png 900x390 205kB)
>>9019126
Cuddly ponies are the best.
3 hours later 9019146 Anonymous
>>9019026
now that i am into fapfics thanks to mlp i kinda want to go look back and see if anyone did any about his characters.
3 hours later 9019147 Anonymous
>>9019132
>you will never order the triple meat lovers deluxe with extra sauce and two orders of rich dairy beverage on the side
3 hours later 9019148 Anonymous
>>9019100
>>9019084
Does anyone have that bakemonowhatever pic of some guy brushing one of the girls teeth?
3 hours later 9019153 Anonymous
>>9019146
Give 'Mall' a try. Helped form me into the fetishmonger I am today~
It's up on his VCL somewhere IIRC
3 hours later 9019157 Anonymous
>>9019084
Their little flippy ears
3 hours later 9019161 Anonymous
>>9019153
Oh man
I've read a couple of those
Never actually found all of them though
Is there a complete collection somewhere?
3 hours later 9019170 Anonymous (pony penis size.png 1169x524 86kB)
What if the average stallion was only 7 inches long?
Would you size shame a smaller than average pony with your larger cock?
>"The saying 'hung like a horse' clearly doesn't take you into account"
3 hours later 9019173 Anonymous
>>9019170
this isnt my fetish
move to something else
3 hours later 9019174 Anonymous
>>9019170
>implying I'm bigger than 7
>implying I shouldn't kill myself
3 hours later 9019178 Anonymous (130438778427-Celestia.jpg 945x945 224kB)
You may go to Equestria and live a long and healthy life with your favourite ponies.
There is, however, a catch.
Your sex drive is non-existent, and you also compulsively obey ponies unquestionably. They'll never do wrong by you. They'll just keep you around doing chores and helping them in their daily rituals. Even things as petty as letting them lay on your lap and get you to scratch their ears while they read. They'll accept you as a passive helper and love you for it, but never in a romantic way.
Do you do it?
3 hours later 9019183 Anonymous
>>9019174
I'm talking a gelding or stallion that's like 4
There's bound to be deviation in candy horsecocks
3 hours later 9019188 Anonymous
>>9019170
Isn't the size comparison somewhat misleading? During horse mating due to anatomy the horse typically only reaches in to the ring.
3 hours later 9019190 Anonymous
>>9019178
Are you fucking kidding?
In a second.
3 hours later 9019191 Anonymous
>>9019170
I don't like the idea of shaming anyone, anon. I like the idea of being able to pleasure a mare in a way that no stallion could, but I would never rub it in their face. That would be childish.
3 hours later 9019193 Anonymous
>>9019161
http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Do ug-Winger/
That's all I know of.
3 hours later 9019194 Anonymous
>>9019178
If I have no sex drive?
It would still be everything I wanted, then. Why not?
3 hours later 9019195 Juice
>>9019128
I dunno, the situation surrounding this pizza sale is kind of sketchy. I mean, she gets my order wrong, so she calls up her boss to tell him that she's gonna sleep over at a costumer's place, and he's is okay with it? If he's not worried about his pizza place's reputation, then clearly it's not his main source of income.
I've got it. His pizza place is a front for his drug business. I call the Equestrian Drug Enforcement Agency and have him and Derpy arrested for illegal distribution of marijuana and narcotics and become the hero of the town.
3 hours later 9019200 Anonymous
>>9019178
>No sex drive
>No desire to screw my friends every time I see them
Count me in.
3 hours later 9019201 Anonymous (1355524284778.gif 245x190 301kB)
>>9019178
>you also compulsively obey ponies unquestionably
Fuck that shit. No sex drive, I'm okay with it, cuddling or scratching, fine, but I want to keep a relative freedom.
3 hours later 9019202 Anonymous
>>9019191
But they want it
3 hours later 9019204 Anonymous
>>9019188
This is a good point. The effective length of a human penis is probably much larger, considering the sexual postitions available to us.
3 hours later 9019206 Anonymous
>>9018961
sorry I'm late
especially if it were textured inside
3 hours later 9019207 Anonymous
>>9019188
i have seen too much mini stallion bestiality to believe this horseshit for even a second.
i have seen their dicks reach the ground
3 hours later 9019209 Anonymous
>>9019193
Looks like its identical stuff to
http://www.datapacrat.com/Furry/CD% 20-%20Fur/Doug%20Winger%20-%20MALL/
3 hours later 9019211 Anonymous (1240109339186.jpg 789x398 57kB)
>>9019195
Juice pls
3 hours later 9019213 Anonymous
>>9019178
>No sex drive
Better than horny and no sex
>They actually want me in their life
COUNT ME IN
3 hours later 9019214 Anonymous
Make new horse
3 hours later 9019218 klondike
>>9019178
i will go into the portal but i choose to live with the dragons and eat ponies.
3 hours later 9019239 Anonymous
WOWEE ARE WE DED
3 hours later 9019245 klondike (gay horse kissing.png 500x526 416kB)
>>9018961
>bought a fleshlight with tons of different bullshit textures in it
>i cant even tell the difference
not that i care, it still feels good
3 hours later 9019252 Anonymous
>>9019245
k-klondike
so lewd
3 hours later 9019255 Anonymous
>>9019245
stop shitposting klondike and go to sleep
3 hours later 9019258 Anonymous
>>9019178
>there's actually another catch Celestia didn't mention
>it's not just you, it's every brony and horsefucker
>you're all there as happy little brainwashed mareservants
>you become a willing, able workforce committed to the pleasure and wellbeing of your pony masters, who love and dote on you like pets
>at the spas you can now get a special whereby you crowdsurf on thousands of human hands, massaging and scratching
>you must live amongst all these other, sexually deprived bronies whilst maintaining your obedience.
And then one day, you and only you are freed from your mental blocks.
3 hours later 9019262 Anonymous (Happy snake.png 257x201 86kB)
>>9019245
Klondike someone thought I was you because I posted this picture of a snake that is a penis
I thought you should know
3 hours later 9019265 BABS BABS (BABS.gif 600x338 2029kB)
BABS
3 hours later 9019270 Anonymous
>>9019262
Klondork pls
3 hours later 9019272 Anonymous
>>9019262
That was me
I also started talking about the LGDs
3 hours later 9019276 Juice
>>9019262
choco taco plz
3 hours later 9019289 Anonymous
>>9019195
Him and Derpy are long time friends, why would he have any reason to doubt her? She may be a bit ditzy but she's his most reliable delivery mare, and they've known each other since middle school. Surprising, right? I bet you thought Derpy had no friends. Well you'd be wrong.
As for why he's not too concerned with the profit of a single delivery it's because he actually has a large pile of wealth left to him by his father, and he just loves making pizza, since it's his special talent. So he bought a small hut and converted it into a cute little pizza joint.
Also after investigations all of this is revealed and they are both released with a hasty apology.
None too concerned, Pizzaria (That's his name I just made it up deal w/it) throws a complimentary pizza party for the police, and even sends you a pizza on the house. What a nice guy. Don't you think you should be nicer to him?
3 hours later 9019300 Anonymous (Happy snake 2.png 143x213 75kB)
>>9019272
It is a shame how few pics there are
There were only 4 that made decent reaction images, and less than ten in total
3 hours later 9019303 Anonymous (1355136482483.png 1092x612 560kB)
>>9019265
>tfw babs
3 hours later 9019304 Anonymous
>>9019276
anyone have a chocotaco recently? i finally got one for the first time in years and it was a disappointing stale floppy piece of shit. the soggy shell doesnt do shit to hold the ice cream in, it tears down the middle right away dripping icecream everywhere.
why the fuck did i think they were so great.
4 hours later 9019318 Anonymous
>>9019304
You probably just got a shitty one, and I'm sorry that you had to go through that experience.
4 hours later 9019321 Anonymous
W-where did everyone go?
You didn't all leave for Equestria without me did you?
4 hours later 9019325 Anonymous
>>9019300
it's a good thing a lot of his stuff makes good reactions
whatever happened to him anyways? didn't he used to draw all the damn time? he adds a submission like once every 3 months
4 hours later 9019333 Anonymous
>>9019321
I'm sorry, I'm just reading through these Doug Winger galleries
I'd forgotten what a fetish saint that guy was.
4 hours later 9019338 Anonymous
>>9019321
I'm sorry, I'm drawing. I'm having trouble figuring out a good pose.
4 hours later 9019340 Anonymous
>>9019321
The bus left 30 minutes ago, anon. I'm sorry.
4 hours later 9019341 Anonymous
>>9019321
Actually we did. Twilight also helped us set up an internet connection. Each of us got our own Equestria.
4 hours later 9019345 Anonymous
>>9019333
Pup and Pandora coaxed a ton of spunk from my dick back in the day.
4 hours later 9019346 Anonymous
>>9019338
What are you drawing anon-kun?
Maybe we can suggest something?
4 hours later 9019349 Anonymous
>>9019341
Mine's better than yours
4 hours later 9019351 Anonymous
>>9019333
>Doug Winger
So many confusing childhood boners
4 hours later 9019361 Anonymous
>>9019349
Each one is exactly like the show except a few elements that are made to match our headcanon.
You can't say yours is better since each one is kinda made for our own tastes and preferences.
4 hours later 9019362 Anonymous
>>9019333
i only ever considered myself a casual winger fan.
i only liked his more tame fetish works.
4 hours later 9019366 Anonymous
>>9019345
I never really paid attention to his characters, I just remember developing a hyper fetish for a while. I'm just now remembering I used to enjoy hyper among other old fetishes, and I'm kinda worried it's pushing my favorites now to the back of the line.
4 hours later 9019371 Anonymous
>>9019361
Nope, mine's better.
sorry, deal w/ it
4 hours later 9019377 Anonymous
>>9019346
Hm, I kinda wanted to draw Anon cuddling with Chrysalis , but I don't really know from which angle we could see the two.
4 hours later 9019378 Anonymous
>>9019345
those were my favorite characters. every time i hear he did a new pic i always hoped it was them
4 hours later 9019379 Juice
>>9019289
You and I both know that his father's inheritance isn't from legitimate earnings. That's a vast drug money empire he knows he's sitting on, and that pizza joint is just a very convenient excuse for a business for him to launder money into. His special talent wasn't making pizza, it was eating pizza, and everybody from that middle school who was smart learnt to stay away from that son of a drug lord fat-ass. Everyone but poor naive little Derpy, it seems...
Honestly, using the handicapable in your schemes to rule the Ponyville criminal underworld? Absolutely sickening. And why don't the police do anything about it? Why are they just letting him go?
Why else would they? He's lining their pockets with that fucking drug money.
To add insult to injustice, he mocks me with a 'free pizza'. I open the box to find a medium-sized anchovie pie with a message written on the underside of the lid. "Stay outta MY kitchen...."
I should've never moved to this godforsaken town.
>>9019304
Sometimes they taste like cigarettes.
4 hours later 9019383 Anonymous
>>9019366
They were the two dogs, Pup was the one with glasses.
He got me into hyper as a confused teen and I'm still into it today.
4 hours later 9019389 Anonymous
>>9019383
He got me into hyper and herms, and I haven't touched my herm folder in years
4 hours later 9019394 Anonymous
>>9019389
>herms
Oh god I remember using shi and hir all the time.
4 hours later 9019395 Anonymous
>>9019389
He got me into cum inflation.
There's so little of it, though.
4 hours later 9019396 Anonymous
>>9019379
If you didn't keep dropping them in the ash tray maybe they wouldn't taste like cigarettes
4 hours later 9019398 Anonymous
>>9019383
Hyper is great
His stuff is still one of the only places to find truly ludicrous levels of inflation
4 hours later 9019400 Anonymous
>>9019377
Draw Anon staring into Chrysalis' eyes and telling her he loves her.
And have Chrysalis hypnotizing him, saying "Yesssss anon... I love you toooo~" while she binds him in a coccoon.
Alternatively just draw Anon as the big spoon. Rubbing her love filled tummy pls.
4 hours later 9019404 Juice
>>9019396
but i don't drop them in the ashtray they just taste like it out of the package
4 hours later 9019406 Anonymous
>>9019400
>Alternatively just draw Anon as the big spoon. Rubbing her love filled tummy pls.
Seconding
4 hours later 9019408 Anonymous
>>9019395
>>9019398
I still haven't gotten into inflation of any sort. It's probably the only fetish I've never been able to say I enjoyed.
Chubby? Sure. Growth? You'd better believe. But never inflation...
4 hours later 9019419 Anonymous
>>9019398
>>9019395
http://furnication.bloobunni.com/im ages/2004/GradYouAte.jpg
4 hours later 9019424 Anonymous
>>9019404
Well then stop buying them from the cigarette factory ya goof
4 hours later 9019442 Anonymous
>>9019419
Dang, that imgur script is impressive
Haha, man.
I'm so glad I learned to suppress that "This shit is absurd" feeling.
4 hours later 9019443 Anonymous
>>9019400
Oh, thanks for the ideas. I was aiming for something not explicit at all, like, bottom-of-the-range non-sexual cuddling. I'll try the spooning one though.
4 hours later 9019445 Juice
>>9019419
that just looks like weird shit to me. like someone watched tinytoons and said "you know what would make this better? giganto dicks and miles of semen"
I guess I'm just not in that furry state of mind.
>>9019424
no i buy them in store
4 hours later 9019458 Anonymous
>>9019379
Oh please those claims were never proven. His father ran a chain of pharmaceuticals, so I suppose you could say it was drug money. But the ponies at his school were jealous of him being so rich and picked on him. But when it turned out that he could defend himself if necessary, they all backed off and avoided him like the plague, which resulted in some very lonely school years as the entirety of his class was actually scared of him.
That is, until Derpy came along. Her unjudging demeanor and kind outlook brought him a light he hadn't seen in years, and they've been close ever since.
Sure he makes donations to the police as well as several other charities every month, I'll concede that may have played a part in his hasty release, and as for the pizza being anchovies, that's kinda Derpy's fault for getting your order wrong in the first place. On the record it says you ordered an anchovy pizza, so naturally he assumed it was your favorite kind.
4 hours later 9019462 Anonymous
>>9019424
>>9019404
>>9019396
I think he needs to stop buying his cigarettes from the candy isle
http://i.imgur.com/2oz1B4f.jpg
4 hours later 9019470 Anonymous
>>9019445
Oh wait, Juice have you been confusing eating and smoking again? I know it's hard to remember but smoke does not count as a reliable food source.
4 hours later 9019480 Anonymous
>>9019442
>tfw the "this shit is absurd" feeling makes your dick jump
4 hours later 9019489 Anonymous
>>9019445
I'll have you know that furries that enjoy hyper are a fringe group
4 hours later 9019491 Anonymous
with the imgur addon, threads can last forever!
http://imgur.com/r/Horses/D14yBgg
this shit is the greatest thing i never knew i needed
4 hours later 9019497 Anonymous
>>9019491
ah shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
4 hours later 9019498 Anonymous
What's the imgur script?
4 hours later 9019499 Anonymous
>>9019489
I'm not a furry, I just like fapping to furry porn. There's a difference.
4 hours later 9019504 Anonymous
>>9019480
Yeah
Its great
>>9019445
I don't think its really a furry thing
There's a lot of furry art for it
But there's a lot of "normal" human art too.
Of course, 98% of it is terrible, same as any fetish art
4 hours later 9019509 Anonymous
>>9019491
try #2
http://imgur.com/D14yBgg
4 hours later 9019520 Anonymous
>>9019443
What about Chrysalis hoodie ?
4 hours later 9019521 Anonymous
>>9019499
>furaffinity account from 2005
I'm gonna keep my eye on you. You're slippery.
4 hours later 9019529 Anonymous
>>9019521
what
4 hours later 9019542 Anonymous
>>9019529
>tfw you miss call-outs
nevermind
4 hours later 9019544 Juice
>>9019458
Hah, he's got you drinking his Kool-Aid, doesn't he? You're not asking the hard questions: why were those kids intimidated? Why would pharmaceuticals bring in so much money when there's magic spells to cure ailments to be found at the library? Why would this seemingly innocuous pharmacist need to keep the police of his tail in the first place?
It doesn't matter if the claims were never proven. The guy's a dirty drug pusher. It's an unspoken truth around here. And the sooner you can see it, the sooner we can get Derpy out of the hell she's found herself in.
>>9019470
NO, SMOKE IS FOOD. I KNOW BECAUSE WHEN TOO MUCH IS IN MY TUMMY, IT HURTS AND I VOMIT. SAME THING LIKE FOOD
4 hours later 9019568 Anonymous
new horse where?
4 hours later 9019569 Anonymous
>>9019542
Oh, I had a feeling you were referring to me.
I'm much easier to track on Skype ~
4 hours later 9019574 Anonymous
can we talk about powerful, thrusting Stallions and submissive colts?
4 hours later 9019581 Anonymous
>>9019569
but my spaghetti
4 hours later 9019584 Anonymous
>>9019574
I'd rather talk about pretty little crossdressing colts teasing their classmates
4 hours later 9019587 Anonymous
>>9019581
I used to be like that too.
I don't bite and I like to think I'm rather nice
4 hours later 9019593 Anonymous
>>9019574
nah
4 hours later 9019598 Anonymous
>>9019574
Again?
don't you get tired of the same food, anon?
Don't you know the only things human can eat nothing of an survive on is human breast milk? I think it's time for some lactation.
4 hours later 9019604 Anonymous
>>9019520
Oh! Now we're talking! I'm having too much trouble with the spooning anyways. I'll put it on hold until I'm better at that.
4 hours later 9019609 Anonymous
>>9019598
>nothing of and
nothing but and, even
4 hours later 9019615 Anonymous
>>9019598
>Not mare milk
>Not kumis
4 hours later 9019618 Anonymous
New horse where
I don't want to be stuck here with the guys that play with ded horses
4 hours later 9019619 Anonymous
>>9019610
>>9019610
>>9019610
>>9019610
HOUSRE....
4 hours later 9019620 Anonymous
Sooo
We gonna do the new thread dealie or what
4 hours later 9019627 Anonymous
>>9019587
but I'm bad at the whole ERP thing
4 hours later 9019656 Anonymous
>>9019627
The only way you get better is through practice.
4 hours later 9019691 Anonymous
>Rarity teaching me to be a good girl
>taking it from one of her stallion friends while she herself is also rutted
4 hours later 9019693 Anonymous (13287324273862.jpg 300x300 14kB)
>>9019656
4 hours later 9019707 Anonymous
>>9019544
He was a big guy for his age, and they couldn't pick him off in a fight even if they ganged up on him. It'd be hard NOT to get a reputation that scared everyone off in that case.
And you act like magic can solve anything. Twilight, one of the most powerful magic users of all time, couldn't cure a simple case of the cutie pox without medicinal remedies. And there have been other cases of sickness in the show that couldn't just poofed away by magic, see Fluttershy's animals, Philomena, etc.
And what makes you think he needs the police off his tail? He donates cause he wants the streets clean of low life so his town can prosper.
And you said it yourself, Derpy loves her job. I think even she would realize she was in a personal hell if it happened to her.
4 hours later 9019731 Anonymous
>>9019693
Come on, anon. It'll be fun!
Let me make you spurt ~
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