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2013-03-11 05:04 8985933 Anonymous MLP General (1359600666650.jpg 1500x1600 844kB)
Old thread: >>8982031
Topic: What areas of Equestria would you like to have explored in the show?
0 min later 8985963 Anonymous
>>8985933
Your mothers gaping vagina.
1 min later 8985989 Anonymous
>>8985933
Your mothers gaping asshole
1 min later 8985997 Anonymous
Let us never experience that last thread again
1 min later 8985999 Anonymous
Gelding Cave.
1 min later 8986005 Anonymous (raritys_dad.jpg 653x717 82kB)
where Raritys parents went on vacation
2 min later 8986017 Anonymous
>>8985997
It's gonna happen every night.
2 min later 8986019 Anonymous (the_dark_mare_rises_by_csimadmax-d5xjajw.png 2200x721 1071kB)
2 min later 8986026 Anonymous
>>8985997
t WIIIIIL y did nothing wrong.
2 min later 8986027 Anonymous
>>8985997
>>8985999
heheeeee
2 min later 8986029 Anonymous
>>8985997
What happened last thread?
2 min later 8986046 Anonymous (1332580009032.jpg 126x107 2kB)
>>8985963
>>8985989
2 min later 8986047 Anonymous (Rar45998.png 443x416 168kB)
>>8986005
Nudist resort
2 min later 8986052 RustyDooks (boooredgildagreaser NOBG2.png 1386x895 429kB)
>>8985933
San Palomino Desert, what if they introduce a new species?
A Coyote maybe?
Or a mexican mermaid?
2 min later 8986054 chistery
>>8985933
The beach, not just the lakeside beach we saw in the mirror episode.
Surely the newly-minted Princess wants to take a tropical vacation at some point.
3 min later 8986062 Anonymous
>>8985950
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b62R gDBmly8
3 min later 8986063 Anonymous
>>8985997
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
3 min later 8986072 Anonymous
>>8986029
He who shall not be named posted and everything went to shit.
3 min later 8986074 Anonymous (1349588129316.png 1026x900 146kB)
>>8985997
>implying
3 min later 8986084 Anonymous (1340682389293.png 758x1053 223kB)
>>8986029
tiarawhy did a thing
everyone freaked the fuck out
i was playing league so i didn't see it until it was over
3 min later 8986090 Anonymous
>>8986063
AND YOURE NOT SO BIG
3 min later 8986098 Anonymous (1307794082001.jpg 300x303 6kB)
>>8985997
>tfw starting to use filters
4 min later 8986100 Anonymous (just_laugh_to____by_mellifluousadventure-d5xjcir.jpg 1010x1000 1237kB)
>they think they've seen edgy
step up kids
4 min later 8986105 Anonymous (I just want to be a one mare stallion.png 257x256 75kB)
Which one of Twilight's friends would hit on Shiny Whiny?
4 min later 8986106 Anonymous
>>8985997
I'm going to keep making that happen as long as you fetishfags exist.
4 min later 8986108 Anonymous (angry twily.jpg 1000x632 62kB)
>>8986052
No one wants to see mexicans on tv, dooks
4 min later 8986110 Anonymous
>>8986063
>that anime guy in the malcom in the middle intro
4 min later 8986124 Anonymous
>>8986084
>playing league
>over experiencing a tia thread
oh god why
4 min later 8986125 Anonymous (implying.png 777x387 102kB)
>$10 difference
What, I can hardly tell the difference.
4 min later 8986128 Anonymous
>>8986072
>He who shall not be named
We have several of those, myself included. You'll have to be more specific.
5 min later 8986130 Anonymous
>>8986047
I could see it
One day Rarity would decide she needed a vacation and look up the place her parents go every year
5 min later 8986131 Anonymous
>>8986052
>everything about this post
my god
dooks was the elder shitposter all along
5 min later 8986138 Anonymous
>>8986090
>tfw
5 min later 8986142 Nobody
>>8986125
Wha-
what the fuck
5 min later 8986143 Anonymous (1347428588818.png 1600x1500 696kB)
>>8986105
These two.
5 min later 8986145 Anonymous (1123425774123.png 582x598 380kB)
Good night losers
5 min later 8986146 Anonymous
>>8986128
Starts with a t, and with a y
6 min later 8986156 Anonymous
>all these expensive sex toys that MLPG made me want
http://www.sybian.com/venusindex.ht ml
http://www.happystim-usa.com/catalo g/i165.html
oh god I want all these things
6 min later 8986157 Anonymous
>>8986106
>tfw no busty human to unload my heaving horsenuts all over
6 min later 8986158 Anonymous
>>8986146
Not
>R and with a S
6 min later 8986159 Anonymous (zatanapink.jpg 500x650 254kB)
>>8986090
Actually my girlfriend's started complaining that I'm a bit too big for her to take to the hilt, just when I found out I'm REALLY into impregnation play and fucking her deep.
Not so fun.
6 min later 8986162 Anonymous
>>8986146
Twily?
6 min later 8986170 Anonymous (RAR4565612.png 308x330 72kB)
>>8986130
The joke was they are usually naked, anon.
6 min later 8986171 Anonymous
>>8986146
... TWILY?
6 min later 8986176 Anonymous
>>8986157
>all over
>not into
6 min later 8986180 Anonymous
>>8986156
You can make the 2nd one in your links for only $20
6 min later 8986182 Anonymous (Newly-minted Princess.gif 205x250 61kB)
>>8986054
6 min later 8986183 Anonymous
>>8986106
>stop liking what I don't like
6 min later 8986184 Anonymous
quick
everyone fucking filter 0r0 and/or atryl
i know how you fuckers get
6 min later 8986187 Nobody (tenpenny.jpg 800x572 145kB)
>>8986146
I FUCKING KNEW IT
6 min later 8986192 Anonymous
>>8985933
An episode in Fillydelphia/Manehattan/Applewood/W hinnyapolis/Another city in Equestria we've heard mentioned but not really seen.
7 min later 8986196 Anonymous
>>8986145
Suck my dick Fluttershy.
7 min later 8986207 Anonymous
>>8986084
did he really? is he really trying to stir up shit? or was it just some anon pretending to be him?
7 min later 8986212 Anonymous (grin.jpg 500x467 59kB)
>>8986187
I love this guy
7 min later 8986215 Anonymous
>>8986146
He didn't actually do anything. He posted some hot fluttershy moans and then everyone else just started taking a shit in each other faces for some reason.
7 min later 8986220 Anonymous
>>8986146
TWILY
7 min later 8986222 Anonymous (Colin_Moriarty.jpg 800x571 179kB)
>>8986187
>BETHESDA VILLAINS!
7 min later 8986223 Anonymous
>>8986146
GODDAMMIT TRIXY
7 min later 8986227 Anonymous
>>8986142
>>8986142
Her butt looks like a croissant. c:
7 min later 8986230 Anonymous
>>8986180
I'm afraid I'll electrocute myself. I don't like those homemade electrodes either, I want to get some professional ones.
7 min later 8986234 Anonymous
>>8986145
enjoy your dreams of human cock fluttershy
8 min later 8986239 Anonymous
>>8986176
I don't think you understand just how heaving these horsenuts are, anon
8 min later 8986243 Anonymous
>>8986212
That comic is great
I'm glad Apple mentioned it that one time
At least I think it was him
8 min later 8986245 Anonymous (free shrugs.jpg 447x604 56kB)
>>8986125
>paying money for either of those
8 min later 8986246 Anonymous
>>8986222
>Colin Moriarty
>A villain
The fuck?
8 min later 8986253 Anonymous
>>8986227
Holy shit, it really does.
8 min later 8986254 Anonymous
>>8986227
Pffff
8 min later 8986256 Anonymous
>>8986215
It happens every time he posts. He should probably realize that by now.
8 min later 8986266 Anonymous (mfw fetishfags 9.jpg 5000x5000 905kB)
>>8986106
that isn't me, by the way.
i actually don't mind fetishfags.
just here to keep them in check a little.
8 min later 8986274 Anonymous
>>8986159
But at least you can still do the impregnation play, yes?
8 min later 8986275 Anonymous
>>8986170
unf
8 min later 8986276 Anonymous
>>8986158
what? who?
9 min later 8986282 Anonymous
>>8986062
>fire emblem theme
my nigga
9 min later 8986284 Anonymous (pinkie talks to Paul Allen.png 443x357 122kB)
>>8986246
Did you not see his Mass Effect video?
9 min later 8986298 Anonymous (HUH.jpg 1165x803 123kB)
>>8986243
huh?
when?
9 min later 8986303 Anonymous
I want to fist princess Celestia.
9 min later 8986305 Anonymous
>>8986227
So Ross is always thinking about food?
9 min later 8986308 Anonymous (applebutt.png 464x523 44kB)
>>8986275
>Its like I'm wearing nothing at all!
9 min later 8986310 Anonymous
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=S6 gK2-J342-
Fuck it, I'm getting one, that looks like it feels amazing
10 min later 8986312 Anonymous
>>8986303
she'll take your whole arm to the shoulder, brah
10 min later 8986314 Anonymous
>>8986157
>you will never find an unconscious human in the wilderness outside of town
>you will never take her home and care for her until she wakes up
>she will never give you a hug as thanks and ask if she can stay with you until she finds her own place
10 min later 8986322 Anonymous
>>8986138
oh fuck that made me giggle
10 min later 8986323 Anonymous
>>8986274
Well yeah, but I cum best when I can feel my cock brush her cervix, when she's already excited and sopping from a good slow lay.
10 min later 8986327 Anonymous (midnight_bath_by_mujinai-d5xnlz1.png 600x424 304kB)
>>8986156
>http://www.happystim-usa.com/catal og/i165.html
>happyautism
read it again
>happyautism
god damn it
10 min later 8986331 Anonymous
>>8986312
That's what I was hoping for.
10 min later 8986334 Anonymous (raributt.png 1280x1024 170kB)
>>8986276
Rarity's ass
11 min later 8986358 Anonymous
>>8986176
he is a gentle pony, anon. he doesn't want to kill her.
11 min later 8986361 Anonymous
>>8986314
>you will never spend a night in a mansion with the r63 main6
>mRarity will never progressively harass you under the guise of taking your measurements for a dress before magically raping your mouth
11 min later 8986364 Anonymous
I NEED GILDA PORN
11 min later 8986366 Anonymous
>>8986334
I want to impregnate that butt.
11 min later 8986370 Anonymous (Raributt.png 1200x878 1605kB)
>>8986334
11 min later 8986376 Anonymous (1362974971465.png 387x387 155kB)
>>8986227
11 min later 8986379 Anonymous (twily all dat milk.gif 420x450 203kB)
>>8986308
>>8986334
>TFW you will never grab two big handfuls of pone butt
11 min later 8986380 Anonymous (sopm_021-003_041-042.jpg 1456x1136 385kB)
>>8986298
Maybe a week ago?
Someone said something about it and I looked it up.
Now that I think about it, it might have been someone saying something about it to Apple.
He does do great faces
12 min later 8986386 Anonymous
>>8986310
>venus 2000
>not a seriouskit
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=Ms kEA-S868-
step it up
12 min later 8986398 Anonymous
>>8986312
>those Jan's mares videos
>Celestia squirting mare cream all over me, her muscles squeezing down on your arm in a vice grip, grunting, and shuddering as the overwhelming intensity of the orgasm rips through her entire body
12 min later 8986399 Anonymous
>>8986364
http://imgur.com/a/LJ9NW#91
TAKE IT, JUST TAKE IT
I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE MAN
12 min later 8986401 Anonymous (femanons-welcum-party.jpg 839x1504 941kB)
>>8986361
12 min later 8986402 Anonymous
>>8986366
> I want to impregnate _____
My breeding / impreg niggah.
12 min later 8986407 Anonymous
>>8986366
japan pls
12 min later 8986408 Anonymous
jiggly butts
12 min later 8986410 Anonymous
>>8986380
Someone post Apple's picture/face I still haven't seen it
12 min later 8986411 Anonymous
>>8986312
>>8986331
She'd take you in any way you can offer, and she would genuinely enjoy anything you can give.
12 min later 8986412 Anonymous
>>8986398
Take it to the old thread
12 min later 8986417 Anonymous
>>8986364
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Gilda+the+grif fon+porn
13 min later 8986427 Anonymous
>>8986399
Fuck, now I'm imagining some MLPanon holding me up for pony porn
13 min later 8986433 creepy
So my art is broken.
Someone fix me.
13 min later 8986435 Anonymous
>>8986399
wow shit
13 min later 8986437 Anonymous
>>8986386
What's the difference between the two? God damn it, now there's another expensive thing I want.
13 min later 8986441 Anonymous
>>8986427
>their weapon is a XL Chance the Stallioon flared
13 min later 8986446 Anonymous (1346630944096.gif 720x405 661kB)
>>8986398
>she winks while you're still inside her
>the force of your contractions pushes you out up to the wrist
>she clenches again and catches you before you slip away
>with a long, organic sound she suckles you back inside.
13 min later 8986447 Anonymous (1360372335854.jpg 687x517 91kB)
13 min later 8986450 Anonymous (4OuhH.gif 640x360 960kB)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/22f3cfc4 a8a03fdb584daff7a48b3c09/tumblr_mjh a8rRlQk1rsowjpo1_1280.png
why
14 min later 8986455 Anonymous
>>8986433
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcc- HFbxVl0&t=19m32s
14 min later 8986458 Anonymous
Nobody where's the big cock?
14 min later 8986466 Anonymous (tumblr_mhhwpxz4hl1rlpr66o1_500.gif 500x360 1021kB)
>>8986380
I know
it's great
>>8986410
you do know that's why he left, right?
14 min later 8986471 Anonymous
>>8986361
How is that related to what I wrote at all?
14 min later 8986472 Anonymous
>>8986433
Get a therapist to fix your Krautism.
14 min later 8986481 Anonymous (Lyra drawing.png 1300x1200 266kB)
>>8986433
Maybe you're not doing it right.
14 min later 8986482 Anonymous
>>8986450
>>8986184
>>8986184
>>8986184
14 min later 8986483 Anonymous
>>8986450
FUCK
EVEN WHEN ORO DOESNT DRAW ART, HE SOMEONE INSERTS HIS OC IN IT
WHAT THE FUCK
IM AFRAID HE'LL INSERT HIS OC INTO MY ART NOW
14 min later 8986485 Anonymous
>>8986446
Mares actually do make an "UNF" sound when they orgasm. It's in a few of the maregasm videos.
15 min later 8986498 chistery
>>8986446
> ORGANIC noise
I didn't know Whole Foods sold those.
15 min later 8986499 Anonymous
>>8986361
>mRarity
You can't break the habit
15 min later 8986505 Anonymous
>>8986466
I don't really care that he left. He leaves and comes back all the time
15 min later 8986509 Anonymous
>>8986450
I wish I hadn't seen that.
15 min later 8986510 Anonymous
>>8986450
nice
15 min later 8986517 Braeburned
Seconding this.
You said you wanted my guide to help draw it, and I could help you redline it if you want!
15 min later 8986518 Anonymous
>>8986446
>she grabs your other arm with a wing and shove it in too
15 min later 8986520 Nobody
>>8986458
>almost
Fixing lighting and stuff right now.
15 min later 8986521 Anonymous
>>8986450
I actually think 0r0's OC is really cute, so I'm gonna fap like cuhrazy
15 min later 8986522 Anonymous
http://25.media.tumblr.com/22f3cfc4 a8a03fdb584daff7a48b3c09/tumblr_mjh a8rRlQk1rsowjpo1_1280.png
v
vvhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/22f3cf c4a8a03fdb584daff7a48b3c09/tumblr_m jha8rRlQk1rsowjpo1_1280.png
v
http://25.media.tumblr.com/22f3cfc4 a8a03fdb584daff7a48b3c09/tumblr_mjh a8rRlQk1rsowjpo1_1280.png
15 min later 8986523 Anonymous
>>8986184
Oof, that's gonna be tricky to edit out
16 min later 8986526 Anonymous
>>8986498
>you will never be able to buy a prepacked mare orgasm in a store.
16 min later 8986534 Anonymous
>>8986517
Seconding what
16 min later 8986536 Anonymous
>>8986517
Drawing whatnow?
16 min later 8986537 Anonymous (1340232940376.gif 379x388 170kB)
>>8986520
16 min later 8986538 Braeburned
>>8986517
Oops!
Meant to reply to >>8986458
16 min later 8986540 creepy
>>8986455
Maybe I have reached my limit.
>>8986472
Wha? Kraut can draw really well from what I've seen.
16 min later 8986541 Anonymous
>>8986522
slowpoke.gif
16 min later 8986542 Anonymous
>>8986517
Brae pls.
16 min later 8986544 Anonymous
>>8986534
this you fool
16 min later 8986545 Anonymous
>>8986386
http://www.seriouskit.com/site1/Mil king_Machines.html
This thing looks too complicated, it's like a mad scientist thing.
16 min later 8986549 Anonymous (lyrabuns.png 451x508 81kB)
>>8986379
You know, out of all the things I will never do, this is one of the ones that bothers me the most
I'm telling you guys, the first person who figures out how to make a replica pony butt with a realistic feel and sell them will become the richest person on the planet
16 min later 8986550 Anonymous
>>8986517
I never wanted your shitty help.
I'm better off learning without you.
16 min later 8986553 Anonymous
>>8986466
Wait, is that you, Rei?
If it is, then I should be the one who suggested it. Glad it met your tastes.
16 min later 8986560 Anonymous (this thread.jpg 575x471 33kB)
16 min later 8986561 Anonymous
>>8986518
>her tail wraps around your torso and yanks you in
17 min later 8986573 Anonymous
>>8986540
did you even see the last part after he reached his limit, you crazy fuck?
your art is the red dude
17 min later 8986575 Anonymous
>>8986538
Brae pls draw a couple of spent guards lying prostrate on the ground while a cheerful Princess walks away.
17 min later 8986576 Anonymous
>>8986520
Will there be Rarity after that?
17 min later 8986578 Anonymous
>>8986471
It doesn't, I didn't mean to reply.
17 min later 8986579 Nobody
>>8986517
Alright, let me get what I have on imgur in a sec.
Thanks for making that guide, too
17 min later 8986588 chistery
>>8986561
> Rarity's_Prehensile_Tail.gif
I knew this day would come.
18 min later 8986590 Anonymous (wind marker.jpg 1000x1067 510kB)
>>8986560
Twilighy pls
Just sit back and enjoy the maregasm
18 min later 8986591 Anonymous
>>8986499
Who do you think I am?
18 min later 8986595 Anonymous (Arthur is greatly displeased with you.png 513x426 78kB)
>>8986450
Dammit, my autism's flaring up.
This shouldn't bother me as much as it does.
18 min later 8986596 Anonymous
>>8986560
>that drain whirl pool
lewd
18 min later 8986597 Nobody
>>8986576
Maybe. I'll probably take a little sketch break though.
18 min later 8986608 Anonymous
>>8986399
Jesus
Not a single image in that folder is fappable.
18 min later 8986613 Anonymous (1359147016429.png 510x892 133kB)
First pone image I ever came to, god damn I love long tongues, not even ashamed
18 min later 8986615 Anonymous
>>8986590
>marker pony maregasm
B-boop!
18 min later 8986617 Anonymous (tumblr_mf1sbuxFeO1qbvmsro1_500.gif 500x349 972kB)
>>8986505
no, I meant he's gone
he's not coming back because someone keeps posting his face and he found it creepy and uncomfortable
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8843209#p8846818
19 min later 8986622 Braeburned
>>8986579
No problem!
It's nowhere near a complete guide, but I just wanted people to stop drawing perfectly rectangular cock cylinders all the time
19 min later 8986624 Anonymous
>>8986450
oh god that Anon tried to warn us
I didn't understand until now
19 min later 8986634 Anonymous
>>8986608
My many orgasms to things in that folder are here to dethrone you
19 min later 8986636 Anonymous
>>8986540
You don't see much then.
19 min later 8986638 Anonymous
>>8986561
>Celestia uses her powerful maremuscles to fuck herself with your entire body
>She gets Luna in on the fun and they use you like a doublesided dildo
unnnnnnnnnnnnnf
19 min later 8986639 Anonymous
>>8986156
>no prostate toy
Step your game the fuck up.
19 min later 8986643 Anonymous (131817703755-cheerileeby_jailbait.png 1024x1024 297kB)
>tfw no love for teach pony
19 min later 8986648 Anonymous (tumblr_miyc1wJcpe1rnt61eo1_r1_500.gif 500x360 993kB)
>>8986553
>Rei
nope
I'm don't even draw yet
19 min later 8986651 Anonymous (mouse bloom.png 708x554 122kB)
>tfw I want to participate in the writing challenges but circumstances keep conspiring against me.
Spent the weekend running the admission and ticketing table at a cat show and I work tomorrow.
Woe is me.
19 min later 8986654 Anonymous (fag.png 1044x972 255kB)
>>8986615
Its a nonsexual maregasm, anon
Like the kind granny used to have
19 min later 8986659 Anonymous
>>8985933
girls pls
newspaper is not a seaworthy building material.
20 min later 8986665 Anonymous
>>8986617
That comic looks really interesting
Link?
20 min later 8986672 Anonymous
>>8986651
I would buy that apple.
20 min later 8986685 Anonymous
>>8986615
found the maregasm videos, listen for the UNF
https://anonfiles.com/file/2def068b 62491c13f9f51236989231eb
20 min later 8986686 Anonymous
>>8986654
But granny had sexual maregasms
Many of them
That is how she had kids who had kids so that she could be a granny
That is kind of how it works
20 min later 8986689 Anonymous
>>8986639
Not the guy. I bought one of those Pipedream Mr. Smooths, it's okay.
It's certainly better than the Rude Boy, that fucking thing has a seam in it. I have to use a rubber every time to avoid perforations or cuts.
21 min later 8986699 creepy
>>8986573
I uh, what?
I'm not following.
21 min later 8986700 Anonymous
>>8986615
>>8986654
I... I.. I!- booo-boo...! .. Aaa---hh BOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
21 min later 8986711 Anonymous
>>8986613
That's less of a tongue and more of a mouth tendril. Her tastebuds are probably cilia-like
21 min later 8986712 Anonymous (down with the ship.gif 960x540 1875kB)
>>8986659
All ships must be sunk.
21 min later 8986714 chistery
>>8986651
Oh man, sorry to hear that.
Google I/O is coming up, so I get to try getting a ticket for that.
21 min later 8986721 Anonymous (mlfw3525-1331412997886.gif 400x379 1376kB)
>>8986651
Gross! A vole!
21 min later 8986723 Anonymous (stop reading.png 596x456 298kB)
>>8986665
one punch man
you could look it up on any free manga site
21 min later 8986725 IAFL (Bonbon sort of rape fic.png 3564x4483 1029kB)
Okay, I think I cropped this right. Let me know what you think.
21 min later 8986735 Anonymous
>>8986615
i-i'm gonna BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
22 min later 8986743 Anonymous
>>8986700
>She screams boop and vomits all over you
>she forgets if you're in to that or not so she plays it off like you are
22 min later 8986761 Anonymous
>>8986743
m-my boner!
DARF WHERE ARE YOU
22 min later 8986765 Anonymous
>>8986725
>starts as rape
>turns consensual
uhhhhhhh
22 min later 8986769 Anonymous
>>8986743
>shes acquired pretty much every fetish from watching over night threads too much
22 min later 8986771 Anonymous
>>8986410
this is the first I've heard of this
I want to see it too
23 min later 8986774 Anonymous
>>8986700
>this is all happening because people are vigorously discussing the show
23 min later 8986776 Anonymous (159316__safe_animated_sweetie-belle_tumblr_artist-derkrazykr[1].gif 250x189 197kB)
>>8986721
>Using Sweetie Disgust for anything other than shipping.
23 min later 8986783 Anonymous
>>8986765
this kills the crab
23 min later 8986784 Anonymous
>>8986643
She's already taken
23 min later 8986788 Anonymous (this worth all of your time.jpg 1193x895 416kB)
>>8986700
>>8986743
>this never will be finished
cruel life
23 min later 8986791 Anonymous
>>8986685
here's the horse blowjob one, too
https://anonfiles.com/file/325ac29a b96186c659959e6ad62e33ea
23 min later 8986793 Anonymous
>>8986615
>>8986700
>>8986735
>>8986743
>don't boop
>don't boop!
>don't boop!!
23 min later 8986801 Anonymous (UeRt9.gif 184x104 926kB)
boop
23 min later 8986802 Anonymous
>>8986769
>tfw your fetish is vanilla
>marker pony will never love you in bed
23 min later 8986806 Anonymous
>>8986776
But I don't have any other disapproving pone images...
If only other people could post some that I may save them for future use.
23 min later 8986807 Anonymous
>>8986771
>>8986410
>>8986380
The first guy didn't say anything about apple's face.
Just apple's faces.
Like, you know, the expressions he draws.
24 min later 8986809 Anonymous (DISGUSTING.png 640x461 469kB)
>>8986776
>using poorly resized gifs
24 min later 8986810 Anonymous
>>8986765
>what is shitty writing
you are like just born or something?
24 min later 8986813 Anonymous (1338808555198.png 720x600 108kB)
>>8986643
She's very pretty.
24 min later 8986816 Anonymous (better-put-on-your-3d-shipping-goggles.gif 400x455 974kB)
>>8986776
24 min later 8986824 Anonymous
>>8986788
>this never will be finished
Correct
Sorry!
24 min later 8986833 Anonymous
>>8986801
What in the hell?
24 min later 8986835 Anonymous
>>8986793
>try not to boop
>boop a lot
24 min later 8986839 Anonymous
>>8986816
Huh, that's a new one
25 min later 8986849 Anonymous
>>8986386
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=Oy wZN-C274-
oh god, I think I might have to get this now
25 min later 8986853 Anonymous (1362376696898.jpg 710x378 107kB)
>>8986835
>liquid boop
25 min later 8986861 Anonymous
>>8986791
That was pretty fucking hot, not gonna lie.
26 min later 8986874 Anonymous
>>8986769
Well
That means she's into breeding
Hello boner
26 min later 8986887 Anonymous
>this fucker who keeps commissioning/requesting people to draw rarity fighting a giant crab and nothing else
26 min later 8986891 Anonymous
clenching mare vagina
26 min later 8986895 Anonymous
>>8986743
But she isn't for sexual.
26 min later 8986898 Anonymous
>>8986802
But anon
That's also her fetish
27 min later 8986908 Anonymous
>>8986887
Gotta live your dreams, Anon.
27 min later 8986909 creepy
Whoever that anon was that asked if I gave up on that picture last thread.
Yeah, I did.
27 min later 8986915 Anonymous
>>8986887
holy shit that's hilarious
has he gotten anyone to do it?
27 min later 8986920 Anonymous
Would you guys really fuck a hores IRL?
27 min later 8986921 Anonymous
>>8986887
Whoa, why haven't we seen Rarity fighting a giant crab?
27 min later 8986922 creepy
>>8986909
n-no i didn't
27 min later 8986923 Anonymous (232276__UNOPT__safe_rainbow-dash_book_bed_tank_portrait_wonderbolts-costume_blanket_bed-mane_artist-frankier77_png.png 667x500 237kB)
Still up?
Hurry up and come to bed. Anon. It's cold under here.
27 min later 8986930 Anonymous
>>8986769
>>8986874
There never will be a massive collab from the MLPG writefag about Marker Pony Adventures, each chapter written by one drawfag and dedicated to one-2 unique fetishes.
That could be ultimate unf. But there will be no such thing. Never.
;)_;
27 min later 8986933 Anonymous
>>8986853
>marker pony will never boop all over you
28 min later 8986936 Anonymous (cheerleader crab.gif 360x197 854kB)
>>8986887
Im gonna need a link to these crab images
28 min later 8986941 Anonymous
>you will never relieve Celestia by draining her achingly full and swollen testicles
28 min later 8986946 Anonymous
>>8986887
C-CRAB BATTLe
28 min later 8986947 Anonymous
>>8986909
that's a shame
At least you tried, right?
>>8986922
creepy plz
28 min later 8986950 Anonymous
>>8986887
It's a metaphor for her constant struggle with various pony stds
28 min later 8986962 Anonymous
>>8986923
Sorry, Dash, I'm just starting to feel kind of worried. I mean, I've been up on this cloud for a month now. Shouldn't the cloudwalking spell have worn off by now?
28 min later 8986964 Anonymous
>>8986930
So Marker Pony is okay for sexuals now?
29 min later 8986980 Anonymous
>>8986941
>You will never be so full of her hot sunspunk that it shoots out your nose
29 min later 8986981 Anonymous (1362739378536.jpg 421x476 35kB)
>>8986950
fuck you
you got me to laugh
29 min later 8986983 Anonymous (whiteknight_type01_lvl80.png 309x422 167kB)
>>8986895
>>8986964
wow, these faggots still here?
29 min later 8986990 Anonymous (mfw fetishfags 3.jpg 5000x5000 777kB)
>>8986743
really now?
29 min later 8986991 Anonymous (1345663977759.png 865x923 1235kB)
>>8986923
I would.
I totally would.
No hesitation.
29 min later 8986999 Anonymous
>>8986964
Marker was always okay for sexuals
29 min later 8987001 Anonymous
Best game center CX episode?
29 min later 8987011 Anonymous
>>8986983
... Dukemon, what happened to you?
30 min later 8987016 creepy
>>8986947
I suppose.
>>8986922
I'm going to just posting with a name I suppose.
Every time I post one of you anons do this.
30 min later 8987021 chistery
>>8986923
"Not if you've been eating Doritos in bed again, Dash. That shit's nasty."
30 min later 8987023 Anonymous
>this one guy trying to stop fetish/sexual talk in MLPG
lel
30 min later 8987027 Anonymous (1362872146673.png 1000x776 351kB)
Would you make marker pone eat the pancakes?
30 min later 8987029 Anonymous
>>8986824
Faglord. Finish it. It has damn greta potential. Don't be a pathetic piece of Nasee or something.
30 min later 8987030 Anonymous
QUICK
best video game ost
30 min later 8987032 Anonymous (So get to it.png 470x353 160kB)
>>8987001
this one
30 min later 8987039 Anonymous
>>8986980
>your distended, sloshing stomach will never glow in the dark with her warm sunny delight
31 min later 8987041 Anonymous
>>8986980
>you will never grip your swollen belly as cum fountains from your mouth and nose
>you will never feel her essence suffuse into every part of your being
31 min later 8987048 Anonymous
>>8986923
Fine, just let me wrap up this conversation and I'll come straight to bed.
But don't you dare put your hooves all over me again. Those things turn to fucking ice when you go to bed. I bet if I licked my hand and stuck it on your hoof it would stick.
31 min later 8987049 Anonymous
>>8986923
>tfw you'll never be back with your ex who used to hold onto you all night
>tfw she was the only person to show you affection in your entire life
>tfw you'll never find anyone else again
Why did this fucking pony picture trigger so many feels?
31 min later 8987052 Anonymous
>>8987016
I never understood the point of posting with a name without a trip
you're just asking for trouble
31 min later 8987057 Anonymous
>>8986980
>you will never be the special human confidant of the princesses who is entrusted with making sure that all four sets of penises and testicles are properly worshipped
31 min later 8987058 Anonymous
>>8987027
Mhm, until her chin and front were soaked in butter and syrup
then I'd cuddle up with her full belly
31 min later 8987063 Anonymous
>>8987030
God Hand or Ogre Battle 64. Maybe Fire Emblem.
31 min later 8987066 Leth Hamburger Time 3 Journal: The Boop Who Lept Through Time (1360881141658.png 1850x2000 214kB)
Day 22
3/10/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,874 (Running Total: 148,075)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 28,004 (Running Total: 639,031)
Daylight savings day for the US. Means now it feels way earlier than it is.
Just normal day today.
32 min later 8987078 Anonymous
>>8987001
Lemmings
32 min later 8987079 Anonymous
>>8987030
OH GOD I CAN'T CHOOSE
One Must Fall:2097
32 min later 8987082 Anonymous
>>8987057
>Shining Armor gets some action too, but that's more of a hobby than a career
32 min later 8987084 Anonymous
>>8986887
>Rarity has crabs
32 min later 8987092 Anonymous
>>8987057
>all four sets of penises and testicles
>per princess
32 min later 8987094 Anonymous
>>8987032
Which episode is the MLP ep?
32 min later 8987096 Anonymous
>>8987052
i know right
anonymous > trip without name > trip with name >>>>name without trip
32 min later 8987100 Anonymous
>>8987030
Jet Set Radio Future
33 min later 8987108 Anonymous
>>8986964
I'll just add "boopgasm" to my list of things I'll draw for MLPG someday
33 min later 8987112 Anonymous
>>8987066
>just a normal day
>no mention of gigantic shitposting
>no mention of that one guy
33 min later 8987114 Anonymous
>>8987049
You'll find someone else. They're out there, looking just like you
33 min later 8987118 creepy
>>8987052
Using a trip always feels scumbaggy to me.
Nothing against other tripfags, it's just always bothered me. I didn't even like using a name until some MLPG anons told me to get one when I started drawing crappy pony pictures.
Guess I'm just an attention whore now.
33 min later 8987120 Anonymous (from_elsewhere_by_equestria_prevails-d59gsdl.png 2000x2000 1386kB)
Which one do you choose? You can only pick one.
33 min later 8987121 Nobody (Cakeih2clwip.png 900x900 303kB)
Here I am so far.
NSFW: http://imgur.com/UGs0yeA&XLEa1EV
Still quite a bit of work to do.
33 min later 8987122 Anonymous
>>8987066
Man, we dominated the board today.
33 min later 8987123 Anonymous
>>8987100
A+
33 min later 8987127 Anonymous
>>8987027
I don't get it but I am laughing.
Can someone explain?
34 min later 8987137 Anonymous (khorne_mark_crusaders_yay____by_dark_pup-d4qdznw.jpg 3000x1939 1724kB)
>>8987120
Applebloom
34 min later 8987141 Leth
>>8987112
Do you really find either of those things worth mentioning again?
34 min later 8987142 Anonymous (254843__UNOPT__safe_animated_image-macro_51169e65a4c72dc2e4000340_implying.gif.gif 455x469 1027kB)
>>8987112
>implying that that isn't the norm around here
34 min later 8987151 Anonymous
>>8987120
Sweetie Belle, always Sweetie Belle
34 min later 8987154 Anonymous
>>8987030
JSRF
34 min later 8987158 Anonymous
>>8987092
>you wake up several weeks later, missing 9999 gems
34 min later 8987159 Anonymous
>>8987120
Sweetie
35 min later 8987171 Anonymous
>>8987154
>>8987100
>>8987123
Mah nigs
35 min later 8987172 Anonymous
>>8987121
Excellent
35 min later 8987184 Braeburned
>>8987121
Damn, you did a fantastic job on the cock.
I'd suggest maybe workin on the hands a bit more, in my opinion the right one seems a little bony, and the thumb on the right one doesn't seem to be in much of a coherent thumb shape. I could try redlining it if you like
35 min later 8987188 Anonymous
>>8987141
>>8987142
It's sad that we have come to that point.
it's sadder that it's not gonna stop.
35 min later 8987191 Anonymous
>>8987112
>gigantic shitposting
>not a normal day
35 min later 8987193 Anonymous
>>8987121
holy unf anon fucking his ass when?
35 min later 8987195 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) (1353988913122.png 1920x1080 440kB)
35 min later 8987196 Anonymous
>>8987079
Is that even a game? It sounds like a shitty SyFy original movie.
36 min later 8987208 Anonymous (a normal day (with recursive filtering).png 360x475 211kB)
>>8987066
>Just normal day today
36 min later 8987209 Anonymous
>>8987121
>://
I feel like you should fix the human hand
He looks like a Holocaust survivor
36 min later 8987211 Anonymous (chips.png 130x203 50kB)
your favorite pony now has your fetish
wat hapen
36 min later 8987216 Anonymous (196462 - artist PhotoShogun bastion ponified The_Kid.png 569x662 355kB)
>>8987030
Bastion.
36 min later 8987217 Anonymous
>>8987188
It happened last year and he never really talked about it. Why should he do it this year?
36 min later 8987221 Nobody
>>8987184
That would help a ton. I didn't feel right about the hands after I redid them but kept them anyways, so any help is welcome.
36 min later 8987223 Anonymous
>>8987216
Good, but not best.
36 min later 8987225 Anonymous
>>8987195
>not winking
well I guess sometimes it's just one of those nights
36 min later 8987226 Anonymous
>horse cock hungry gays
Sometimes I forget how awful MLPG is.
36 min later 8987228 Anonymous
>>8987211
>AJ in glasses and leggings
Dont do this to me.
37 min later 8987231 Anonymous
>>8987195
Fine, get your lazy ass to bed.
Fucker.
37 min later 8987233 Anonymous (ajsoarin.png 2384x2370 630kB)
>tfw looking through your old art
37 min later 8987234 Anonymous
>>8987211
wearing suit during sex?
pinkie in that singing telegram suit
37 min later 8987240 Anonymous
>>8987158
>Explore
>Canterlot
>Fantasize
>repeat until bad end
37 min later 8987246 Anonymous (1359607335456.gif 360x360 125kB)
>>8987120
Apple Bloom.
37 min later 8987247 Anonymous
>>8987234
>her hat goes off when she orgasms
37 min later 8987248 Anonymous
>>8987211
... Twilight's going to want to make babies, raw and hot and enjoying every moment of it.
37 min later 8987250 Anonymous
>>8987121
Nice. We need more artists drawing dicks.
>tfw Kraut will never draw horseboners again
37 min later 8987251 Anonymous
>>8987208
I don't get it. Which is the original, and who is the kid.
37 min later 8987253 Anonymous
>>8987030
Metal Gear Solid
37 min later 8987255 creepy
>>8987121
I have no idea what's going on with his body.
Is that like a barrel chest or something?
Wait, I meant "U-unf! Great job!"
37 min later 8987256 Nobody
>>8987209
>not surviving the holocaust
>1948
underageb&
37 min later 8987261 Anonymous
>>8987137
>you will never take such joy in slaughter
38 min later 8987263 Anonymous
>>8986962
It did wear off, but her love keeps lifting you higher and higher
38 min later 8987272 Anonymous
>>8987196
Behold, one of the best fighting games of all time for the PC.
And its kick ass muisc: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bv pznQP5M
38 min later 8987277 Nobody
>>8987255
It's supposed to be his stomach, I guess.
I can't into perspectives.
38 min later 8987281 Anonymous
>>8987184
wheres that dick guide?
no really pls
38 min later 8987282 Anonymous
>>8987251
communist governments have a habit of erasing people from history
38 min later 8987284 Anonymous
>>8987211
She morphs into at least anthro and goes a week without washing her feet
38 min later 8987288 Anonymous
>>8987251
>Nikolai Yezhov
>kid
38 min later 8987289 Anonymous
>>8987211
ask her to give it back
or at least share
39 min later 8987297 RustyDooks (cause loving you is easy.png 1000x800 117kB)
I had to do it.
If you get the reference you're my nigga.
39 min later 8987304 Anonymous
>>8987289
>zecora
39 min later 8987306 Anonymous (omf2097-1.gif 640x400 58kB)
>>8987272
>>8987272
Forgot pic
40 min later 8987313 Anonymous
>>8987240
>Celestia wants to put a tiara on your head
>Do you let her?
40 min later 8987314 Anonymous
>>8987250
http://i.imgur.com/20jiPbr.jpg
They were nice.
Especially for a first try.
40 min later 8987317 Anonymous
>>8987281
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html#352
40 min later 8987319 Anonymous
>>8987121
rarity
40 min later 8987325 Anonymous
>>8987120
Apple Bloom, because she has somehow managed to become associated with the waifu feels I feel for Malon
40 min later 8987332 Anonymous
>>8987313
>reluctantly
>eagerly
>refuse
Eagerly
40 min later 8987334 Anonymous (1360589594196.png 441x125 79kB)
>>8987211
>Lyra with an orgasm fetish
41 min later 8987342 Anonymous
>>8987313
>CelestYES
41 min later 8987343 Anonymous
>>8987313
Yes, then quickly sell it for some bits
41 min later 8987344 Anonymous
>>8987121
IMPORTANT QUESTION - IS THAT MALE OR FEMALE ANON?
41 min later 8987346 Anonymous
>>8987334
>orgasm fetish
I dont.
How does.
WHAT
41 min later 8987354 Anonymous (1360645070510.png 850x1133 770kB)
>>8987223
What's your pick, for curiosities sake?
41 min later 8987356 chistery
>>8987334
> orgasm fetish
What?
Do you mean like forced orgasms, or orgasm exhaustion ... ?
41 min later 8987358 creepy
>>8987277
Don't worry, Nobody. I can't into it either.
But it doesn't matter as long as the cock is the focal point. As long as someone can jack off to some part of it, the entire rest of it doesn't matter.
41 min later 8987361 Anonymous
>>8987272
>>8987306
Mmm, yes. Delicious 90s.
Shadow 4lyf.
42 min later 8987376 Anonymous (1362818324370.png 486x613 321kB)
>>8987334
>orgasm fetish
42 min later 8987378 Anonymous
>>8987334
you win
>>8987356
>orgasm exhaustion
fuck yes
42 min later 8987381 Anonymous (1326519998936.png 312x265 78kB)
>>8987317
>I really like this one
43 min later 8987394 Anonymous
>>8987361
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my Katana stomp spamming your face into scrap
43 min later 8987395 Anonymous
>>8987346
Mah nigga, I thought I was the only one
43 min later 8987401 Anonymous
>>8987313
are you guys just bullshiting or did that one anon actually go somewhere with his pony coc idea
43 min later 8987404 Anonymous
>>8987346
She uses her magic to manipulate your body and mind to continuously orgasm.
She'll watch on coldly as she experiments with mix and matching the different sensations in you
43 min later 8987418 Anonymous
>>8987313
why?
44 min later 8987420 creepy
>>8987358
Yeah, you can stop being me now. If you don't mine, that is.
44 min later 8987422 Anonymous
>>8987361
>>8987394
>Implying a fully upgraded Jaguar in tournament mode doesn't kick all the ass
Such leg speed makes for mighty kicks.
44 min later 8987431 Anonymous
>>8987420
>>8987358
holy shit that's dedication
44 min later 8987437 Anonymous
>>8987394
Enjoy my shadow clone grabs and spam.
And if that fails, good ol' Jaguar will beat your face in.
44 min later 8987438 Anonymous
>>8987401
I don't remember him actually giving up, but I don't think he's got much of a chance
He didn't seem to have any idea what he was doing
44 min later 8987439 Anonymous
>>8987404
WELL IM THINKIN THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME ADDED WORDS TO THE NAME OF IT.
SOMETHING LIKE SPONTANEOUS SPOOGING OR SOMETHING
45 min later 8987447 creepy
>>8987431
I have no idea why anyone would want to be me.
45 min later 8987462 Anonymous
>>8987332
>>8987342
>>8987343
>"My wings are so pretty"
>you now have a wing fetish; lust will rise twice as fast when fighting winged creatures
45 min later 8987464 Anonymous
horseballs are usually the shame color as the sheath, right? They wouldn't usually have the same pink spots that a shaft would?
46 min later 8987471 Anonymous
>>8987346
>>8987376
Faces, sounds, ejaculation, etc.
46 min later 8987476 Anonymous (dash guitar.png 500x457 170kB)
duh duh duh duh do de da da
46 min later 8987479 Anonymous
>>8987464
correct
46 min later 8987488 Anonymous (shirro[1].gif 80x80 0kB)
>>8987437
>mfw the Shadow is so weak even punching his shadow hurts him
Jaguar is pretty reliable though. Dat kick speed.
47 min later 8987500 Anonymous
>>8987476
Remember when Guitar Hero was popular?
47 min later 8987503 Anonymous
>>8987476
>not duh nah nah NAH nah naaaah
47 min later 8987505 Anonymous
>dont draw
>learned WAY more about horse anatomy than I really should
Thanks MLPG
47 min later 8987510 Anonymous
>>8987439
that's silly
it's fine as "forced orgasm"
47 min later 8987513 Anonymous
>>8987471
Oh, so like sites like Beautiful Agony and I Feel Myself / I Touch Myself?
47 min later 8987514 Anonymous
>>8987346
>>8987376
It's a fetish for people who love the sight of seeing someone orgasm and the exhaustion that comes with it afterward.
For example, Lyra could like seeing Bon Bon masterbate in front of her and get turned on from seeing her orgasm at the end.
48 min later 8987516 Anonymous
>>8987488
>tfw only had the shareware version on a Killer Games CD
48 min later 8987521 Anonymous (1349998435374.png 1280x720 274kB)
>>8987261
49 min later 8987534 Anonymous
>>8987418
>Celestia now wants to fight!
>100% Health
>She is completely uninjured
49 min later 8987535 Anonymous
>>8987447
Yeah, I'm just gonna anon from now on.
49 min later 8987538 Anonymous
>>8987516
It's freeware now anon.
Dosbox that shit.
49 min later 8987542 Anonymous
>>8987476
Sanbone Trio was the better song
50 min later 8987544 Anonymous
>>8987534
>Submit
>Submit
>Submit
>Submit
50 min later 8987546 Anonymous (spooky.png 684x969 195kB)
50 min later 8987547 Braeburned
>>8987277
http://i.imgur.com/I6hDfxC.png
Eh, I didn't really change much, just messed with the hand a little. It's a tough angle for them. Good luck on em I guess!
Also: don't forget they have sheathes. I'm trying to get better at adding those.
50 min later 8987554 Anonymous
>>8987514
shit I guess that's one of my fetishes then
I love seeing people overwhelmed with pleasure and good feels
50 min later 8987562 Anonymous
>>8987514
Well more like "the exhaustion that comes from multiple forced orgasms," with a good little blackout or passing out right after maybe
50 min later 8987564 Anonymous
>>8987281
>>8987317
There's also a guide for drawing mare vagina if anyone is interested.
50 min later 8987565 Anonymous
I can't believe I just played that new Simcity game for five hours. I'm such a nerd!
50 min later 8987566 Anonymous
>>8987538
I dunno, I never seem to have the time for games lately, and it'd just go into my backlog.
Plus I never finished Ultima Underworld: the Stygian Abyss. I can't get anything else on there until that's finished.
51 min later 8987575 Anonymous (Equestria Girls Spike.png 430x197 80kB)
You'll all be furries for his sweet little puppyhole by the time EG is out.
And you'll all vehemently try to act like you're not. JUST. LIKE. WITH. PONIES.
51 min later 8987576 Anonymous
>>8987547
You didn't change anything, actually.
51 min later 8987579 Anonymous
>>8987564
Sorry, MLPG is full of faggots who only want to be stuffed with cocks.
51 min later 8987583 Anonymous
>>8987564
interested!
51 min later 8987586 Anonymous
>>8987564
i only remember seeing a really bad one. care to post?
51 min later 8987587 Anonymous
>>8987464
Yup, only the shaft is spotted.
Actually, they rarely have actual "spots" it's either a big pinkish splotch, or all one color.
51 min later 8987591 Anonymous (someone throw that dog a pone.jpg 900x2582 640kB)
>>8987575
51 min later 8987593 Anonymous (nigga.gif 701x323 1994kB)
>>8987513
Exactly
>>8987514
>
52 min later 8987603 Anonymous
>>8987562
Reminds me of those greentexts I'd toss out as a lure back in the old hiatus
52 min later 8987607 Anonymous
>>8987591
Please, PLEASE don't make me a dogfucker too
PLEASE
52 min later 8987609 Anonymous
>>8986622
Who's the worst rectangle dick offender?
I mean besides GG?
53 min later 8987619 Anonymous
>>8987587
how do you put the detail in? what tools do you use to put in that extra detail? like a light reflection
53 min later 8987622 Anonymous
>>8987575
I don't act like I don't want to fuck the ponies.
53 min later 8987632 Anonymous
>mfw collab writing about Celestia pumping gallons of cum into DJ Acid and then using her as her royal cumdump afterwards
Hot.
53 min later 8987636 Anonymous
>>8987609
Yeah, I don't think GG even counts in this case, since he never even does anything erotic.
53 min later 8987639 Anonymous
>>8986622
Braeburned.... You're fucking gay, holy shit.
53 min later 8987640 Anonymous
>>8987609
Clopperdude and Pokehidden
54 min later 8987647 Anonymous
>>8987632
>mfw
>no face
pls
and are we officially finished with it then?
54 min later 8987650 Anonymous
>>8987542
I don't think we have gitaroo pony yet...
54 min later 8987656 Anonymous
>>8987619
Luminosity layer setting, usually. Just a white brush and some careful blurring.
54 min later 8987657 Anonymous
>>8987619
use reference
i didn't plan to, but i ended up jacking it to actual horsedick. so be careful.
54 min later 8987659 Anonymous
>>8987647
still writing
54 min later 8987663 Anonymous
>>8987607
>no prehensile tail to wrap around your waist
>not intense kegel muscle spasms
>knot needed to stay properly attached
I doubt you'll become one
54 min later 8987664 Anonymous
Anyone have an art request? I might be shit and it might turn out horrible, but maybe it's better than just sitting here.
55 min later 8987668 Anonymous
>>8987632
>Teasing like that
Come on EA
You're killing me
55 min later 8987670 Anonymous
http://www.livestream.com/ lethallin
come watch game of thrones!
55 min later 8987671 Anonymous
>>8987656
>layer
55 min later 8987672 Anonymous
>>8987632
>>8987647
>>8987659
Do link/post when finished.
55 min later 8987679 Nobody (HE HAS A DIIIIIICK.jpg 1508x833 101kB)
>>8987344
55 min later 8987684 Anonymous
gosh i wouldnt mind being stuffed with a cock again right now
55 min later 8987690 Anonymous
>>8987668
I assume that was the other guy.
We're not done yet - he's got another idea he wants to try ~
55 min later 8987693 Anonymous
>>8987664
There's always Octavia cum inflation
55 min later 8987696 Anonymous (1362897221176.png 1371x1600 726kB)
>>8987664
Draw some bat pone?
55 min later 8987697 Anonymous
>>8987640
I have no idea why but I like pokehidden's pone art even though its bad
56 min later 8987708 Anonymous
>>8987663
> no intense kegel muscle spasms
I thought that was just a horse thing.
56 min later 8987710 Anonymous
>>8987664
Coke pone's fat sister Diet Coke
56 min later 8987715 Anonymous
>>8987664
featheweight being fired out of a cannon
56 min later 8987717 Anonymous
>>8987671
He asked what tools were used to make that effect.
I consider layer effects to be a tool! You can't get the same effect any other way
56 min later 8987723 Anonymous
>>8987670
Wait
Has S3 leaked or something?
57 min later 8987730 Anonymous
>>8987710
Mind posting a picture of Coke pony?
I don't have any references on hand.
57 min later 8987732 Anonymous
>>8987696
Is there any porn of this pone?
57 min later 8987737 Anonymous
>>8987723
they old episodes
57 min later 8987738 Anonymous
>>8987609
Sibsy and Atryl
57 min later 8987747 Anonymous
>>8987708
Exactly, it is only a horse thing
Other animals can't offer nearly as much as they can
57 min later 8987750 Anonymous
>>8987732
No.
>>8987738
Skipsy?
58 min later 8987758 Anonymous
>>8987750
Whoops, lol, yeah
58 min later 8987759 Anonymous
>>8987664
Flutterbutt
58 min later 8987764 Anonymous
>>8986791
>that massive cock
>that manly groan
>the horse swallows his cum without skipping a beat and keeps sucking
>"she's eating it all"
I'm so fucking ashamed right now, but this got me harder than diamond.
58 min later 8987769 Anonymous
How many of you would accept my offer to fuck if I asked you at an MLPG meetup??
58 min later 8987770 Anonymous
>>8987738
>Sibsy draws horse dick
THis I gotta see!
59 min later 8987780 Anonymous
>>8987769
Do you have a vagina?
59 min later 8987782 Anonymous (1326601727150.png 643x668 281kB)
>>8987730
59 min later 8987783 Anonymous
>>8987747
Wait, horses muscle spasm in their vagina?
Oh man, I'm already close to trying something this weekend with my family's horse.
DON'T MAKE ME GO THROUGH WITH IT
59 min later 8987784 Anonymous
>>8987738
I was gonna say Atryl does them okay, but I took another look and yeah, they're far from accurate.
I guess they just go for a cartoony look on them.
59 min later 8987785 Anonymous
>>8987769
You'd be on the bottom.
No arguing
Resistance welcome
59 min later 8987789 Anonymous
>>8987775
>CL
NOONONONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON ONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
59 min later 8987790 Anonymous
>>8987775
But this is a guide for dogs.
59 min later 8987792 Anonymous (you like pepsi too.jpg 894x894 55kB)
>>8987730
59 min later 8987799 Anonymous
>>8987775
Of all things, CartoonLion DOES know all about horse bits.
1 hours later 8987800 Anonymous (1362708593962.png 817x837 523kB)
>>8987775
Can't we just...be cute nonsexual ponies.
You people make me so tired.
So very tired.
1 hours later 8987807 Anonymous
>>8987769
If you're a guy, I might let you suck my dick if I was drunk enough and you were good at it.
1 hours later 8987816 Anonymous (1314144575527.jpg 497x404 45kB)
>>8986622
Brae can you please make a guide on how to big throbbing horsecocks.
I need it badly because i'm such a poor... artist? Yeah something like that.
1 hours later 8987820 Anonymous
>>8987783
Yea. They have superior vaginal muscle control so they can milk the stallions cock for every bit since stallions so quick. They try to grab on and milk it for as long as they can before the stallion pulls out.
1 hours later 8987831 Anonymous
>>8987799
They've drawn some of the most accurate horsedicks I've seen. Better than most, as far as accuracy goes
1 hours later 8987832 Anonymous
>>8987775
it actually is better than the one i remembered, but it lacks depth.
no pun intended~
1 hours later 8987836 Anonymous
>>8987769
Nope, im only 3 years away from being a wizard, not gonna fuck it up now
1 hours later 8987839 Anonymous
>>8987800
ponies are always cute but they are never nonsexual
otherwise no new ponies would ever be born
come on dash didn't you learn this in school
1 hours later 8987840 Anonymous
>>8987783
Well for starters you need to be alone, like "no one's gonna come around for days" alone
Do it where there's no visibility from the road
Take it slow and use the handy guides from the previous thread and otherwise
Also, you know, consider that this is probably going to be way grosser than we've made it out to be without the preparations zoophiles are now used to by default
And that a Bad Dragon mare sleeve would probably be creepy if your family ever found out but nothing like if you stuck it to the family horse.
1 hours later 8987846 Anonymous
>>8987800
pony is not for nonsexual
1 hours later 8987849 Anonymous
>>8987820
Oh dear fucking christ that's hot.
Would it kill my dick?
1 hours later 8987851 Anonymous (You want a pizza me.gif 500x374 499kB)
>>8987800
>>8987800
Post some pones that have never been sexualized.
1 hours later 8987856 Anonymous
>>8987816
That's exactly what we're talking about though, the guide he made
http://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=% E2%9C%93&sbq=wall+of+dicks&commit=G o
1 hours later 8987858 Anonymous
>>8987816
You're a poor person too.
1 hours later 8987862 Anonymous
>>8987820
And if memory serves, they then wink and squirt it all back out, since fertile and healthy stallions don't need a lot of time to get sperm up to her eggs.
1 hours later 8987863 Anonymous
>>8987851
I don't think Skyla has?
1 hours later 8987864 chistery (mayormaresmothermaybe.png 566x319 349kB)
>>8987800
Nonsexual pone, you say?
Okay.
1 hours later 8987869 Anonymous
>>8987849
If you piss her off, she could kill you. Don't force it.
1 hours later 8987872 Anonymous
>>8987836
> wizard
What utter bullshit.
1 hours later 8987873 Anonymous (244936.png 1189x1188 142kB)
What is your favorite pony's orgasm like? Loud? Quiet? Do they get embarrassed?
1 hours later 8987874 Anonymous (217368__UNOPT__safe_twilight-sparkle_rainbow-dash_pinkie-pie_fluttershy_bed_balloons_pillow_blanket_50f35c79a4c72d97f4000154_closet_jpeg.jpg 1029x777 124kB)
>>8987800
You can't be tired yet, we haven't even started the pillow fight!
1 hours later 8987882 Anonymous (Is this faggot serious Pinkie.png 512x512 74kB)
>>8987800
>implying spoilered pic was for you
>knowing what the context of the conversation was about, but clicking on the picture anyway
1 hours later 8987885 Anonymous
>>8987863
nah, there's porn of Skyla
was gonna do it myself but I checked and it had already been done months previously
1 hours later 8987886 Anonymous
>>8987864
At least one of those ponies is sexual, otherwise there would be no Applejack.
1 hours later 8987890 Anonymous
>>8987869
No, I mean would her vaginal muscles trying to milk me, break my penis?
1 hours later 8987900 Anonymous (1332385870369.gif 1050x800 1724kB)
>>8987783
>>8987820
The head of the stallion's penis is only sensitive to pressure, the mare clenches and squeezes with her vaginal muscles to milk the cum out of the stallion. They don't respond to stroking, only strong pressure on the head.
1 hours later 8987903 Anonymous
>>8987872
Say that to the robe and grimoire in three years faget
1 hours later 8987907 Anonymous
>>8987758
>>8987750
Actually, now that I look at his, skipsy's dicks aren't really flat or anything, just really flat and undetailed
1 hours later 8987911 Anonymous (Applejoy.png 900x675 230kB)
1 hours later 8987915 Anonymous
>>8987783
>>8987862
>>8987820
See:
>>8986685
1 hours later 8987916 Anonymous (79493__UNOPT__.jpg 1110x1380 250kB)
>>8987873
Cross eyed and gently moaning
1 hours later 8987917 Anonymous
>>8987807
Really?
>>8987780
No
>>8987785
:(
1 hours later 8987920 Anonymous (131546399842.png 452x452 150kB)
>>8987873
My favorite pony doesn't even know what orgasms are.
1 hours later 8987921 Anonymous
>>8987873
When Twilight cums, everything within the magicl effect radius does too
1 hours later 8987922 Anonymous
Somewhere there's a horse reading this thread, and laughing at how us humans are getting everything wrong.
1 hours later 8987927 BlackTextAnon
>>8987873
It'd be the only thing Fluttershy doesn't get embarrassed about. She'd start off extremely soft and quiet and then just scream like a tempest toward the end, "fuck me fuck me fuck me HARDER HARDER DAMN IT HARDER JESUS FUCK ME YOU COWARD."
She'd make breakfast the next day. Blueberry pancakes taste just as good with your ears ringing, as it turns out.
1 hours later 8987933 Anonymous
>>8987873
Flitter bites her lip and tries to be quiet, but not for long, her low, short squeaks eventually draw out to a high-pitched squeal as her orgasm floods her body, wings outstretched and flapping in short, wild bursts.
1 hours later 8987935 Anonymous (1337800858089.png 2780x1800 1786kB)
>>8987864
>>8987874
This.
This is better.
1 hours later 8987942 Anonymous
>>8987873
I can imagine Pinkie making a variety of adorable squeaks and moans.
1 hours later 8987943 Anonymous
>>8987920
So your favorite pony is Pipsqueak?
1 hours later 8987949 Anonymous
>>8987922
Shut up Bonbon.
1 hours later 8987950 Anonymous
>>8987903
You don't become a wizard at 30. You'd become one at 60 if you believed in magic like the unwashed druids that concocted that myth.
Dumbass.
1 hours later 8987955 Anonymous (1360997819889.jpg 800x710 504kB)
>>8987873
pretty quiet until she starts tooting
1 hours later 8987956 Anonymous (Happy snake.png 257x201 86kB)
>>8987916
That tongue
That hole in her cheek
My dick!
1 hours later 8987957 Anonymous
>>8987935
>those eyeshines
they're upside down and blurred
all my rage
1 hours later 8987960 Anonymous
>>8987769
Honestly? Yeah, sure. Why not
1 hours later 8987962 Anonymous (1360863043874.png 935x555 392kB)
1 hours later 8987970 Anonymous
>>8987890
No, she'd milk you with all her might, but it won't be painful. The only thing that could happen is she might step on your foot. Try to be friendly with her, scratch her ears, and gradually move toward her backside, slowly touching closer and closer to the vagina. Brush it with your finger, and if she doesn't get antsy, put a finger in. Then you're good to go, get a carrot or an apple to feed her so she stays still and pound the fuck out of her. You probably won't last long due to the milking action.
1 hours later 8987971 Anonymous
>>8987933
Cloudchaser is the quiet one, strangely enough. You can tell when she's about to hit The Big One when she pulls you in for a rough kiss and moans into your mouth.
1 hours later 8987972 Anonymous
Applejack tries really hard. Who is she working so hard for? Why is she working so hard?
1 hours later 8987973 Anonymous
>>8986685
>https://anonfiles.com/file/2def068 b62491c13f9f51236989231eb
Wow, way to be chock full of viruses. Fuck.
1 hours later 8987975 Anonymous
>>8987950
>implying im not 47
fuck druids, screamin all the time
1 hours later 8987976 Anonymous (deal with it rarity.gif 614x390 603kB)
>>8987789
1 hours later 8987980 Anonymous (reginald.png 370x316 21kB)
>>8987962
1 hours later 8987981 Anonymous
>>8987962
FUCKING OCs
1 hours later 8987983 Anonymous
>>8987942
>Pinkie then breaks out into song
I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD
1 hours later 8987984 Anonymous (ponk.gif 200x171 684kB)
>>8987066
Shit leth, that's unfortunate.
Here's this back, then. You must rebuild.
1 hours later 8987986 Anonymous (DONT.gif 125x125 147kB)
>>8987790
None of that shit here, sir.
1 hours later 8987988 Anonymous (Mabel vists GFG.jpg 740x740 253kB)
>>8987916
>cold-blooded-twilight
1 hours later 8987989 Anonymous (fluttershy toots in sugarcube corner.gif 740x540 1973kB)
>>8987955
1 hours later 8987995 Anonymous
>>8987917
If I didn't have to look at you, I'd just pretend you were a girl. If you had facial hair it'd be a no go, if I feel some dude's beard scratching against me it breaks the fantasy.
1 hours later 8987996 Anonymous
>>8987789
What's wrong with CL?
1 hours later 8988003 Anonymous
>>8987975
> three years 'til 60
> 47
I'm pretty sure wizards have to be good at math, too.
1 hours later 8988010 Anonymous (lewd.png 342x269 66kB)
>>8987769
If you're moderately attractive I'll suck your dick or let you suck mine
If you're boyish too I'd fuck you
If you're not a disgusting human being I'd date you
1 hours later 8988019 Anonymous
>>8987996
I've often wondered that myself.
Can't point to any thing that went wrong, though. Maybe something bad happened in her love life.
1 hours later 8988025 Anonymous
>>8988003
I went blind early leave me alone.
>tfw you never check what you type
1 hours later 8988029 Anonymous
>>8987973
Scan it with virustotal, it's legit.
1 hours later 8988049 Anonymous (225368.gif 471x502 1007kB)
Your typical Apple Mare.
1 hours later 8988056 Anonymous (122312__UNOPT__safe_pinkie-pie_crossover_artist-atryl_the-mask.png 384x500 157kB)
Hey guys, look at this pretty, glowy mask I found!
1 hours later 8988062 Anonymous (room.jpg 1024x768 136kB)
What does your setup look like mlpg?
1 hours later 8988063 Anonymous
>>8988049
>bags under the eyes
hnnngh
1 hours later 8988065 Anonymous
>>8988049
>tfw you impregnate your apple mare 8 times
1 hours later 8988070 Anonymous (1359313304076.jpg 409x409 29kB)
>>8987988
>not liking cold-blooded-twilight
1 hours later 8988078 Anonymous
JB are you here?
1 hours later 8988083 Anonymous
>>8988056
>and then nothing happened
1 hours later 8988084 Anonymous
>>8988070
I bet you like maniac paint
1 hours later 8988086 Anonymous
>>8988065
Indeed.
I'd shoot for ten, at least.
1 hours later 8988091 Anonymous
>>8987547
>Braeburned uses something!
>Something does not work so well
1 hours later 8988099 Anonymous
>>8988078
>tfw Jailbait is dead
please get on skype
1 hours later 8988105 Anonymous
>>8987996
jealous hateanons
seriously, she's never even posted here, and there's this one constant shitposter who always freaks out.
Two, if you count Deafdefiler.
1 hours later 8988109 Anonymous (rainbow barf.jpg 1247x1272 368kB)
>>8988070
my dick doesn't override my brain. i can't but help seeing how awful everything that guy does looks.
1 hours later 8988114 Anonymous
>>8988105
>jealous
What?
1 hours later 8988116 Anonymous
>>8987873
Twilight would be embarrassed and only let out the occasional squeak or squeal, trying to cover her mouth so no one can hear. As she gets closer and closer, she starts to moan and grunt, still beet red and trying to muffle her sounds. Once she's on the brink, she can't hold back anymore, her whole body quivers, she's winking and throbbing uncontrollably, and dripping marecream all over you. The orgasm hits her like a brick wall, the intensity pulsing through her, each pulse stronger than the last, she has no ability to control her moans anymore, they turn into a series of long, loud groans, she's so overwhelmed that she doesn't care who hears.
1 hours later 8988118 Anonymous (celestial orgasm.png 1255x513 62kB)
>>8987873
>>8987873
1 hours later 8988119 Anonymous
The thought of future Applejack being a hot milf with an even sweeter ass is what brings a boner to my penis.
1 hours later 8988120 Anonymous
>>8988086
But that voids the warranty
1 hours later 8988128 Anonymous
>>8988065
>Not just having one for Mum, one for Dad and one for Equestria
>Keeping your wife locked up at home with the kids
1 hours later 8988129 Anonymous
Will you continue to clop when you have a girlfriend?
1 hours later 8988134 Anonymous (estus vomit.jpg 621x621 323kB)
>>8988084
>maniac paint
1 hours later 8988137 Anonymous (BANG BANG.png 241x244 127kB)
>>8987921
>twilight masturbating in her room
>a pony is walking by outside, just inside the range
> *splurt*
1 hours later 8988139 Anonymous
>>8988062
look, i can forgive the shitty state of the building--money is tight sometimes and you can't always find the best places to stay, so long as it's free of bugs and keeps you warm in the winter.
but the upside down chair and the piles of clothes? what's all that brown shit gathering on the floor behind you?
would it kill you to get out of your chair the next time WoW updates and take a broom to your floor, or spent the $2 for a hamper?
1 hours later 8988140 Anonymous (flutterbutt.png 364x456 11kB)
>>8987759
I ended up drawing flutterbutt.
1 hours later 8988153 Anonymous (1362901297970.jpg 2573x1709 638kB)
Alright guys.
I canceled my plans with visiting my grandmother three towns over this week, so I'll have the house and the horse to myself.
Nobody will be home til next Tuesday.
I'm going to make love to this horse. I've read up on first-time horse fucking many times, and I even once snuck a finger into her pussy when nobody was around.
I'm going through with it
1 hours later 8988156 Anonymous
>>8988140
Fuck, that's a nice butt.
1 hours later 8988161 Anonymous
>>8988140
Dat's a good butt.
Ya dids good kid.
1 hours later 8988162 Anonymous
>implying Twilight wouldnt accidentally teleport you and her to some random location mid-orgasm
Like right in front of Celestia's throne
1 hours later 8988170 Anonymous (oh my gosh.png 196x244 118kB)
>>8988116
1 hours later 8988171 Anonymous
>>8988137
>outside
>just in range
She's an alicorn now
Its fine though
Ponyville is starting to get used to spontaneous orgasms a few times a day
1 hours later 8988178 Anonymous
>>8988129
I'll fuck real horses if I have a girlfriend, it's too good to pass up, maybe I'll even get her into it. I'd probably date a vet or animal person kind of girl, maybe the farm type. I actually got the number of a girl who had a TBI and worked at a horse stable, she told me to come down and visit her.
She couldn't drive and I'd have to take care of her a lot, so I never called, she's got a TBI so it wouldn't be much of a relationship,, it'd mostly be me caring for her.
1 hours later 8988179 Anonymous
>>8988129
yeah, men never stop fapping
you'll find out if you ever get a girlfriend some day
1 hours later 8988180 Anonymous
>>8988128
>implying I wouldn't be a stay-at-home dad because I'd be useless around the farm
1 hours later 8988182 Anonymous
>>8988137
>>8987921
>the closer a stallion is to the library the bigger their erection
>when Twilight cums they feel their sacks tighten and begin to leak pre
>close enough to blow, but not from Twilights aftershocks alone
>standing outside the library with a throbbing erection and blue balls gets old fast
1 hours later 8988183 Anonymous
>>8988153
Why would you do that, anonymous.
Shame.
1 hours later 8988188 Anonymous
>>8987927
Don't forget the increasingly rougher requests
>"Honestly, I don't mind if you need a better grip"
>"C-could you, um, maybe... nibble? Just to leave a mark?"
>"P-pull my mane!"
>"Yes! Choke me while you poke me!"
1 hours later 8988189 Anonymous
>>8988140
Will it be a colored butt?
1 hours later 8988190 Anonymous
>>8988170
stop posting suggestive cropped pictures asshats
also full pic where
1 hours later 8988204 Anonymous (she just wants to be your good little pony~.png 544x408 65kB)
>>8988190
1 hours later 8988205 Anonymous
>>8988171
>Ponyville is starting to get used to spontaneous orgasms a few times a day
>Mr. Cake just got done with a batch of fresh cupcakes
>orgasm hits him like a truck
>"Uh oh... nah nobody will notice the difference."
Pinkie does
1 hours later 8988206 Anonymous
>>8988171
Do all the males have constant boners now?
1 hours later 8988217 Anonymous
>>8988188
>Piss in my fucking mouth, I'm daddy's filthy little girl, show me how much of a fucking whore I am!
1 hours later 8988228 Anonymous
>>8988205
>"You've been eating celery lately, haven't you?"
1 hours later 8988230 Anonymous (mfw fetishfags 4.jpg 5000x5000 1083kB)
>>8988190
you'd like that wouldn't you?
1 hours later 8988234 Anonymous
>>8988153
how do you people stand the smell of horses? nothing turns me away faster from anything than a bad smell, and horses smell the worst.
like, all the time. there is no time at which a horse exists in this plane of existence and does not smell like shit. i think that's one of the reasons I like MLP is because I know all of these cute ponies must smell like vanilla or frosting or lavender. but real horses are terrible to be around.
there must be something wrong with you.
1 hours later 8988235 Anonymous
>>8988120
From just 8 times? Apple hips are made for the long haul
1 hours later 8988240 Anonymous
>>8988182
>Old farts realize
>Geriatric gangbangs outside the library starts every time Twily starts schlicking
1 hours later 8988247 Anonymous
>>8988206
Yeah, but that's normal in ponyville. Colts with a flared hard-on in class don't even warrant a second glance because it happens all the time.
1 hours later 8988258 Anonymous
>>8988240
So Twilight is as powerfull as TURBOBASS?
1 hours later 8988260 Anonymous
>>8988129
>clop
1 hours later 8988264 Anonymous
If your power level was pokemon, how many gym badges would you have?
1 hours later 8988267 Anonymous
>>8988258
>that feel when boomboxes are not toys
1 hours later 8988270 Anonymous
>>8988234
If you give the horse a bath and shampoo her coat and mane, they smell really nice. Before you fuck a horse you should get her cleaned up good, clean the vaginal and anal area with a warm washcloth, too.
1 hours later 8988274 Nobody
>>8988264
>implying I would go to the gym
1 hours later 8988285 Anonymous
>>8988267
>everyone will never wear fingerless gloves
1 hours later 8988292 Anonymous
>>8988264
4?
1 hours later 8988295 Anonymous
>>8988153
You better fucking report back in graphic detail, I'll be waiting.
1 hours later 8988296 Anonymous
>>8988264
i'd be in the elite four
1 hours later 8988300 Anonymous
>>8988234
>implying Anon doesn't take good care of his horse to prevent bad smells
>implying there aren't people who can tolerate bad smells
>implying ther earen't people who get turned on by dirty stuff including nasty smells
do you even Internet?
1 hours later 8988303 Anonymous
>>8988285
>you will never enjoy boiled goose with your favorite pone
1 hours later 8988306 Anonymous
>>8988285
>you will never eat boiled goose
1 hours later 8988310 Anonymous
>>8988247
>"Miss Cheerilee, I-I'm having a 'moment.' Can I mount someone?"
1 hours later 8988314 Anonymous
>>8988306
>>8988303
>>8988285
>>8988267
>>8988258
I love you faggots
1 hours later 8988317 Anonymous
>>8988153
Was her pussy nice and warm? I've heard that horses are few degrees warmer than humans, like 102.
1 hours later 8988326 Anonymous
>>8988296
so you'd just be another hurdle for me to sail over in my quest for power?
I beat the elite 4 so often, you would get tired of looking at my ballsack through my gym shorts from way down there.
1 hours later 8988328 Anonymous (flutterbuttc.png 364x456 12kB)
>>8988156
>>8988161
Thanks, I guess.
>>8988189
I didn't want to, but here.
1 hours later 8988332 Anonymous
>>8988264
More than Gary mother fucking Oak
1 hours later 8988335 Anonymous
>>8988310
>Wait till recess please! Five minutes until the bell rings
1 hours later 8988340 Anonymous
>>8988264
I am not sure what number of badges would imply in this metaphor
1 hours later 8988343 Anonymous
>>8988188
>"Please, Anon! Harder! HARDER!! Oh dear Celestia...!!"
1 hours later 8988348 Anonymous
>>8988153
Living the dream...
1 hours later 8988351 Anonymous
>>8988310
>The classroom descends into an orgy twice a day like clockwork.
>Cheerilee has to hire Big Mac as a "Teacher's Aid" to keep herself from fucking a student.
1 hours later 8988361 Anonymous
>>8988335
>"Is it an emergency?"
or
>>8988310
"I don't know, CAN you?"
"MAY I mount someone?"
1 hours later 8988362 Anonymous
>>8988310
Colts are allowed to be excused to relieve themselves so they aren't distracted from their work. Same with the mares, if they're dripping and winking all class they can take the day off.
1 hours later 8988363 Anonymous
>>8988235
Apple Hips optimal performance is guaranteed up to 8 pregnancies. Any undesirable function, damage or wear caused by pregnancies beyond that are not covered.
1 hours later 8988366 Anonymous
>>8988326
>>8988296
U wot m8?
1 hours later 8988369 Anonymous (1362248664721.jpg 500x329 32kB)
1 hours later 8988371 Anonymous
>>8988335
>he blows it 3 minutes later
1 hours later 8988389 Anonymous
>>8988153
What could possibly go wrong?
1 hours later 8988392 Anonymous
>>8988234
>"there must be something wrong with you."
The easy cop-out response/excuse to not understand things.
Also, the easy way to end up looking like a faggot.
1 hours later 8988398 Anonymous
>>8988369
it's not just gay
it's just full of horsecocks
1 hours later 8988401 Anonymous (Flutter drunk horny.png 1000x1000 272kB)
>>8988188
>"DON'T STOP TILL YOU CAN'T SEE MY PUPILS YOU PUSSY FAGGOT"
>"I TAUGHT YOU CPR FOR A REASON"
1 hours later 8988414 Anonymous
>>8988369
I doubt it
But I guess its possible
Depending on what time zone you're starting the day from
1 hours later 8988418 Anonymous
>>8988335
>recess consists of colts and fillies nervously getting themselves off however they can
>sometimes a game of tag goes a bit far
1 hours later 8988419 Anonymous
>>8988247
>as soon as the colts are old enough to start thinking about mares, the first lesson they're taught is about masturbation so they can relieve themselves and focus on their schoolwork
If you're thinking about a nice warm mare pussy all day long, you can't get any work done.
1 hours later 8988423 Anonymous
>>8988371
>Wads of his cum splatter on Scootaloos wings
>her first and immediate reaction is to start buzzing them clear of spunk
>specks of jizz hit all the other classmates in a 270 degree radius
>saying sorry wasn't good enough
1 hours later 8988432 Anonymous (So cute!.jpg 1047x1047 252kB)
>>8988369
i can post pics too am i cool yet guise?
1 hours later 8988436 BTA
>>8988188
But of course. Just like most people I've been with; they get more brazen the closer they get to orgasm.
1 hours later 8988439 Anonymous
Any more drawing prompts, or should I just fuck off?
1 hours later 8988440 Anonymous (1362887908776.png 218x253 22kB)
>>8987246
I couldn't help myself: http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F %2Fi.imgur.com%2Fczz72Lh.gif&sound= http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatc h%3Fv%3DvLqhaBmvAMU&start=35
1 hours later 8988445 Anonymous
There's something wrong with this thread...
1 hours later 8988451 Anonymous (1358755406620.png 1053x1080 69kB)
>>8988392
>>8988300
>responding to shitposting this bad
1 hours later 8988453 Diamond
>>8988432
>responding
1 hours later 8988463 Anonymous
>>8988439
Coke pone's fat sister Diet Coke, again.
1 hours later 8988464 Anonymous (1355711253254.gif 240x240 360kB)
>this thread
1 hours later 8988467 Anonymous
>tfw you think you grew out of video games
This is a really odd feeling. I want to play dota2, but I don't feel like it's in me anymore to.
1 hours later 8988476 Anonymous
>>8988440
>gifsound
aka YTMND
1 hours later 8988478 Anonymous
>>8988401
>"tighter"
>"TIGHTER!"
>"TIGHT-hhh"
>"..."
1 hours later 8988482 Anonymous
>>8988419
>If you're thinking about a nice warm mare pussy all day long, you can't get any work done.
This is very true.
1 hours later 8988495 Anonymous
>>8988451
You don't want to bury yourself balls deep in a tight, winking, wet mare pussy, feeling it clench around you and milk you so hard that you're bone dry
1 hours later 8988505 Anonymous
>>8988487
jokes on you
they are lesbians
1 hours later 8988507 Anonymous
>>8988487
>implying dash, fluttershy and twililight arent lesbians
1 hours later 8988510 Anonymous
>>8988467
Games are sorta ded right now. My only suggestion would be to play with friends
1 hours later 8988513 Anonymous
>>8988418
Freeze tag must get really hard
>"Remember, no moving, no matter what..."
1 hours later 8988515 Anonymous
>>8988487
Horsecocks look fucking disgusting.
What the fuck is wrong with all of you.
1 hours later 8988522 Anonymous
>>8988482
I space out all the time thinking about juicy marecunt during class. It's a problem that costs society billions in lost productivity.
1 hours later 8988525 Anonymous
>>8988505
Then why has Rarity shown multiple interest in stallions.
She wants the D.
1 hours later 8988528 Anonymous
>>8988478
> she only cums REALLY hard when she's being nearly choked to passing out and she knows her mate's only fucking a hole
I'm gonna need both hands for this
1 hours later 8988532 Anonymous (hate.png 2000x2000 1021kB)
well we made it 22 days
1 hours later 8988533 Anonymous (cereal toilet.gif 500x375 977kB)
>this thread
1 hours later 8988535 Anonymous (TWOLOT.jpg 228x181 17kB)
>>8988464
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Orgasm central
1 hours later 8988537 Anonymous
>>8988525
it was just one
1 hours later 8988539 Anonymous
>>8988513
>tag
>Freeze Tag
twister
1 hours later 8988541 Anonymous
Metal Gear!?
1 hours later 8988545 Anonymous
>>8988401
> drunk and horny
My two favorite adjectives.
1 hours later 8988549 Anonymous
>>8988401
>>8988478
>"I told my friends that we were going out of town for two weeks so hit me"
>"What?"
>"So they won't see the bruises"
>"WHAT?"
>"FUCKING HIT ME, LEAVE BRUISES, MAKE ME BLEED YOU FAGGOT"
1 hours later 8988552 Anonymous
>>8988541
BROTHEEEEEEEEEEER
1 hours later 8988555 Anonymous
>>8988510
My friends went back to LoL, and LoL is boring compared to dota.
1 hours later 8988559 Anonymous
>>8988525
She wants a good fucking and so far none of her friends have sent out signals.
1 hours later 8988565 Anonymous
>>8988515
Horsecocks are fucking ugly. Mare vagina is very aesthetically pleasing, it's pretty human-like. I remember on Opie and Anthony one of the guys got his balls busted for admitting that horse pussy looks nice when they were doing a show on beastforum.
1 hours later 8988568 Anonymous
>>8988541
CRYPTIC METAPHOR
1 hours later 8988570 Anonymous
>>8988549
heh that reminded me of that one drawing of glass sticking out of her.
>stab me again I dont give a fuck
1 hours later 8988571 Anonymous
Oh. You guys are too busy jacking off to give art requests.
I'll just fuck off then.
1 hours later 8988572 Anonymous
>>8988328
Why do you switch from tripcode to namefag to anonymous 10 times every thread, Creepy?
1 hours later 8988573 Anonymous (chubby_mlpg_time.png 499x600 100kB)
>>8988463
1 hours later 8988576 Anonymous
How close are you to wizard sttus?
1 hours later 8988579 Anonymous (don't tell me what to do.jpg 196x196 7kB)
>>8988453
1 hours later 8988580 Anonymous (1343496775766.png 2701x2454 2330kB)
>>8988532
It got fucking terrible real quick.
1 hours later 8988581 Anonymous
>>8988539
>grounders
>tetherball
>red rover
>red-light green-light
1 hours later 8988588 Anonymous (1362105805565.jpg 650x487 49kB)
>>8988515
Horse... tits?
1 hours later 8988591 Anonymous
>>8988571
>ignored my request
o-okay
1 hours later 8988596 Anonymous
>>8988565
Not really. It's usually always covered in shit, and horse anuses like every other fucking animal butthole look horrible.
1 hours later 8988598 Anonymous (Dash implying.png 528x597 176kB)
>>8988451
1 hours later 8988601 Anonymous
>>8988565
I disagree with you !
1 hours later 8988602 Anonymous
>>8988576
9 years, when I can afford to move out I'm getting an escort
1 hours later 8988603 Anonymous
Just a reminder that if you condition an animal to perform sex acts for compensation in the form of food or treats, it will expect and proposition that behavior from other humans, those humans will know what you did, and you will be in gigantic fucking trouble.
If you do this with an animal that you do not personally own and keep away from other people, you are literally fucking retarded.
1 hours later 8988604 Anonymous
>>8988576
I gave it up six years ago.
1 hours later 8988606 Anonymous
>>8988549
... I've known one or two women just like that.
Never dated or fucked either; they rolled a little hardcore for me.
1 hours later 8988608 Anonymous
>>8988576
11 years
1 hours later 8988610 Anonymous (untitled1.png 2560x1053 592kB)
>>8988541
Man I just MGS2 the other day
1 hours later 8988613 Anonymous
>>8988576
i turn 18 today, getting there
1 hours later 8988618 Anonymous
>>8988591
Sorry, I didn't ignore it. I just can't do it justice.
1 hours later 8988622 Anonymous
>>8988596
So get a washcloth and clean it off. Boom, puffy pink mare lips starting you right in the face.
1 hours later 8988623 Anonymous
>>8988549
This is fucking hot
I wish those bits of the writing.com thing were better done.
1 hours later 8988627 Anonymous
>>8988613
Happy birthday faggot
1 hours later 8988628 Anonymous (why would you say that to me.png 1600x900 1885kB)
>>8988579
Just do it so I don't have to.
1 hours later 8988629 Anonymous
>>8988588
How the fuck can anyone find horse tits sexual.
Do you jack off to cow udders as well?
1 hours later 8988633 Anonymous
>>8988613
Happy birthday Mewball
1 hours later 8988636 Anonymous
>>8988618
>>8988571
How about a genderbent Mr. Cake
1 hours later 8988639 Anonymous
>>8988576
I gave it up seven years ago. I love unloading my seed in a fertile woman.
Who doesn't, other than faggots and priests?
1 hours later 8988641 Anonymous
>>8988618
If you're the flutterbutt anon then go for it.
I'll love it no matter what
because you made it
1 hours later 8988644 Anonymous
>>8988532
made it 22 days before what?
what happened to tip the balance of this thread into shit central?
1 hours later 8988647 Anonymous
>>8988629
I've seen some hot ass anthro cowgirl udders
1 hours later 8988648 Anonymous
>>8988629
Udders are better than horsetits on anthros
1 hours later 8988650 Anonymous
>>8988629
They ARE really warm and soft. REALLY warm.
1 hours later 8988654 Flak
>>8988576
Turned 24 four days ago, getting there.
1 hours later 8988656 Anonymous
>>8988622
> implying that's going to ward off parasites, bacteria, or viruses
1 hours later 8988661 Anonymous
>>8988639
>unloading my seed in a fertile woman
My nigga
1 hours later 8988662 Anonymous
>>8988629
They're fun to pinch because the mare nickers and grunts in pleasure. Get a cinema subscription(99 cents for a day of membership) for caledonian-nv and watch the Pixie series. The guy in it pinches her teats while fucking her.
1 hours later 8988665 Anonymous
>>8988581
Never heard of grounders before
1 hours later 8988671 Anonymous
>>8988576
I just realized I honestly can't remember whether I'm 19 or 20
1 hours later 8988680 Anonymous
>>8988629
Faggot. I have suckled horse tits before and I'll have you know it tastes 100% sweeter than that bitter cow milk.
1 hours later 8988682 Anonymous
IF you were to introduce one video game from the human world to pone to your favorite pony, what would it be?
1 hours later 8988691 Anonymous (crystal dildos.jpg 1200x900 304kB)
What if Sombra was a girl?
1 hours later 8988698 Anonymous
>>8988661
> fellow impregnation niggah
Here I thought we were a fringe group.
1 hours later 8988703 Anonymous
>>8988639
I have awful social anxiety, I want to be able to do this so bad but I haven't even held hands with a girl and my social development is stuck somewhere around 12 years old. But this has nothing to do with pony.
1 hours later 8988704 Anonymous
>>8988691
Then that one anon would be requesting man sombra from every drawfag
1 hours later 8988712 Anonymous
>>8988698
nah you guys come and go
1 hours later 8988713 Anonymous (goats.gif 480x270 2102kB)
>>8988680
1 hours later 8988716 Anonymous
>>8988588
>>8988680
>>8988662
>>8988650
it's like i'm really on 7chan
1 hours later 8988718 Anonymous
>>8988680
How soft is marecunt?
1 hours later 8988724 Anonymous
>>8988703
Sup fellow social anxiety fag. Yeah, it really fucking sucks.
1 hours later 8988729 Anonymous
>>8988691
I wonder how many can Sombra insert
1 hours later 8988730 Anonymous
>>8988718
I'd imagine RD is pretty soft, sleepin on clouds and stuff all the time.
1 hours later 8988732 Anonymous
>>8988650
When I was 13 I got a boner from trying to milk a cow. It was during a school visit with my class at a farm.
Life got hard after that. And so did my penis.
1 hours later 8988737 Anonymous
>>8988716
> implying I don't know this casually
I've had to brush up against them back when we had a horse, et cetera
1 hours later 8988738 Anonymous
>>8988671
That shit happened to me several years ago, it's not a good feeling
Just do the math
1 hours later 8988741 Anonymous
>>8988572
Did you not notice all the people namefagging as him? Someone even got a tripcode just to tripfag as him.
1 hours later 8988749 Anonymous (IMG_0812.jpg 2048x1536 1263kB)
>>8988665
Maybe it was a local thing
Similar to tag, but played on/around the playground structure thing that I'm sure has a real name but I can't remember it.
It got banned at my school a little before I moved to highschool because too many kids got hurt.
1 hours later 8988765 Anonymous
>>8988724
How long have you had it? I started getting panic attacks at 6 years old. My father is an omega and my mother runs the house and used to emotionally manipulate my brothers and I when we were younger and he never did anything to stop it. I had no idea how to stand up for myself until I was 19 or so. Nobody ever told me.
1 hours later 8988768 Anonymous
>>8988730
Applejack's cunt is probably wrinkly and crusty. Fucking disgusting.
1 hours later 8988769 Anonymous
>>8988682
>favorite pony
Trixie
>Video game
Dark Soul
Her rage would be hilarious
1 hours later 8988775 Anonymous (flutterwhat.png 900x792 389kB)
>>8988549
>"Now we both know that you're not as... gifted as a stallion.. down there"
>"B-but that okay! I still love you"
>"But tonight I'd like to use a dildo of a more suitable size"
>"In my ass so we don't ruin it for you of course"
>"Now I know I can take it just I need some time to do it comfortably"
>"So don't be afraid to jam it in"
>"WHY DID YOU STOP?"
>"Honey, you're bleeding"
>"BOUT TIME YOUR WEAK ASS MANAGED IT, CELESTIA KNOWS YOU CAN'T DO IT WITH YOUR DICK"
1 hours later 8988778 Anonymous
>>8988768
> implying "crusty" isn't going to get a major UNF momentarily
1 hours later 8988781 Anonymous
>>8988768
>tfw my joke was bad so nobody got it
1 hours later 8988782 Anonymous
>>8988749
nah we had it too
but all forms of tag are banned on school grounds because "it encourages victimization"
you can thank literal faggots for that, btw.
do you think ponies play tag? i would sure hate to be on the wrong end of applejack's hoof if she was trying really hard to get me.
1 hours later 8988784 Anonymous
>>8988572
If people want to use my name so much they can have it.
1 hours later 8988790 Anonymous
>>8988769
nanaki pls
pls
you play dark souls?
1 hours later 8988792 BlackTextAnon
>>8988775
Yessss
1 hours later 8988794 Anonymous
>>8988730
Twilight's is the softest, like velvet and so warm and wet. Being milked by her insides would be heaven.
1 hours later 8988802 Anonymous
>>8988682
>Fluttershy
>Half-Life
>Aww that crab thing is cute
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT
1 hours later 8988803 Anonymous
>>8988264
In terms of the anime;
It's season 1 and I've just cleared Hoenn.
1 hours later 8988805 Anonymous
>>8988782
I miss Dodgeball
1 hours later 8988808 Anonymous
Man if I told my self 3 years in the past that I would be watching a pony show and drawing mare vaginas and fapping about fucking horses what the me of then would've thought.
1 hours later 8988811 Anonymous
>>8988549
"Use my wings as handlebars! Come on, ride me like a bike on bad road!"
1 hours later 8988812 Anonymous
>>8988778
Well a pie has to have some crust on their sides.
1 hours later 8988820 Anonymous
>>8988790
I am not him
1 hours later 8988824 Anonymous
>>8988775
Those eyebrows...
1 hours later 8988831 BlackTextAnon
>>8988811
This reminds me, I really need to start working out again
I need some major cardio so I can do some slam-fucking. It's been too long.
1 hours later 8988845 Anonymous
>>8988549
>Fluttershy winking so hard that you ask her to be more gentle
>you can feel her insides undulating, gripping, and milking you in every direction, squeezing along your head and running up and down your shaft
1 hours later 8988847 Anonymous (silly hoers.jpg 132x177 17kB)
>>8988812
>piecrust
>not this horse
1 hours later 8988850 Anonymous
>>8988641
>If you're the flutterbutt anon then go for it.
I'm more than that.
Or maybe less.
1 hours later 8988851 Anonymous
>>8988831
just get her into a position you can let your fat fall back onto her, let gravity do the slamming for you, you fat fuck.
DYEL?
1 hours later 8988857 Nobody (Cakeih2clwipf.png 900x900 297kB)
Here's an updated version.
imgur.com/RoPAbFS
Thanks again for the help, Brae!
1 hours later 8988860 Anonymous
>>8988808
My past self probably would not be very surprised. I'm used to getting into weird shit like this at this point.
1 hours later 8988865 Anonymous
>>8988847
>implying her wasn't talking about Pinkie crusky, yet cake flavored cunt
1 hours later 8988867 Anonymous (Pinkie was Pinkie the whole time.png 868x414 598kB)
>>8988847
Smaller!
1 hours later 8988869 Anonymous
>>8988682
Harvest Moon
1 hours later 8988872 Anonymous
>>8988698
I think there may be only several of us in MLPG.
>>8988712
>not keeping it in there to keep it from leaking out or cum a second time and dump more sperm into her womb
>not sticking around to tease her by knowingly rubbing her belly
>not sticking around anyways, whether or not she gets pregnant
>if she does, hooray!
>if she doesn't, just try again... if you haven't been trying again already
1 hours later 8988877 Anonymous
>>8988775
>Slamming a massive fake horsecock into Fluttershy's ass
>She's tearing a little, tears are starting to run down her face
>But she loves it more than anything
>Start to press your forearm into her throat as you line your dick up with her cunt
>her breaths turn to ragged gasps, from both the pleasure and the pressure on her windpipe as you enter her
>she's writhing like nothing you've ever felt before, going completely mad with lust and pain
1 hours later 8988878 Anonymous
>>8988549
>"Harder, Anon! Harder!"
>"I know I'm bleeding! I'm fine until I say the safeword!"
>"Pull that mane harder! Please! Unnggh~! <3"
>"KEEP BUCKING! I want you to grind my pelvic into dust!!"
>No matter how much pain she endures, she appears to be able to take it in stride. You can feel how much of an effect it has on her as she gains more and more control with her vulvic muscles.
1 hours later 8988880 Braeburned
>>8988857
Lookin good, dude
1 hours later 8988888 Anonymous
>>8988782
>tag is banned
Wow what.
I'm worried my kid won't have a childhood at this rate.
1 hours later 8988893 Anonymous
>>8988845
> you don't know it's mostly involuntary
> mostly
> she starts groaning "G-godDAMN it, I want you to BREED me! SEED ME! FILL ME UP GODDAMN IT!"
1 hours later 8988896 Anonymous
>>8988847
NEW COMIC WHERE
1 hours later 8988899 Anonymous
>>8988765
I was always very withdrawn as a child. My parents were too busy with my older sister and her various suicide due attempts when I was younger. My first panic attack happened when I was around 12 or so, just after the death of a friend. Pretty much bulled everyday in school, I think what really took me off the deep end was when one of my "friends" berated me right to my face. It's kinda hard to not be terrified of people when your life up to this point has been telling you to.
1 hours later 8988900 Anonymous
>>8988808
I wouldn't be surprised. I like pleasure in all forms, from men, animals, women, it really doesn't matter to me. I'm a hedonist in the worst kind of way. If something feels really good, I do it.
1 hours later 8988901 Anonymous
>>8988872
there are either a lot of you or the few of you are all very vocal/obnoxious
1 hours later 8988903 Anonymous
>>8988857
dude what the hell? i know fat fucks have that line that goes down in the middle of their bellies but it never has that much depth. it looks like he has another ass on his stomach instead of a fat beergut.
no fat gut is that perky. let it sag over the sides and hang there. it's like you've never seen a fat guy in that position before.
1 hours later 8988909 Anonymous
>>8988794
Funny thing mare vaginas. They clamp to fit the size of the penis that is inside them, squeezing the penis from the inside and massaging it to entice quicker release. Mare pussy is so much more evolved than human twat.
1 hours later 8988910 Anonymous
>>8988857
>imgur.com/RoPAbFS
UNF
1 hours later 8988911 Anonymous
>>8988896
hurrayhorses/magazines
1 hours later 8988912 Anonymous (Lyra (338).png 187x183 44kB)
>>8988682
The Sims
1 hours later 8988915 Anonymous
>>8988901
I'm an impreg fag, and it's hard to tell.
1 hours later 8988921 Anonymous
>>8988857
looks really good so far man!
just wondering, is he leaking pre? or is it cum? because if it's cum it should probably be a bit more viscous-looking, is all
1 hours later 8988922 Anonymous
>>8988782
I can't really blame them for banning that particular game
There were some serious injuries
Our structure thing was way bigger than the one in the pic. Made of massive wooden beams that you could peel foot long splinters off of if you tried.
And the rules of the game had kids running around with their eyes closed.
Banning simple tag is bullshit though
1 hours later 8988926 Anonymous
>>8988909
> implying there won't be gene therapy to that effect in the next few centuries
I was born in the WRONG TIME.
1 hours later 8988936 Anonymous
>>8988901
>you are all very vocal/obnoxious
Well, that certainly narrows it down
1 hours later 8988939 Anonymous
>>8988912
>"M-make them play Red Hands again!"
1 hours later 8988940 Anonymous
you people bore me, I will go to bed and read a book
1 hours later 8988944 Anonymous
>>8988808
I'd probably be mostly surprised that MLP made a decent show
1 hours later 8988947 Anonymous
>>8988851
... Like WHAT position?
Here I've been fucking uphill all this time!
1 hours later 8988952 Anonymous (1362637552895.gif 508x438 2917kB)
>>8988896
It's over. We don't even know what the next storyline will be.
1 hours later 8988955 Anonymous
>>8988940
Please don't leave us!
We...we love you!
1 hours later 8988957 Anonymous
>>8988888
>having kids
>2013
you should really be trying to enjoy the decline, not struggling against the currents of entropy and the tides of destruction, anon.
also, SHIGGY
1 hours later 8988958 Anonymous (1350782637122.png 1024x768 445kB)
>>8988940
1 hours later 8988967 Anonymous
>>8988952
but i need the last one
1 hours later 8988971 Elslowmo (Electrifiying!.png 675x600 96kB)
I drew you guys a comic.
1 hours later 8988972 Jester
>>8988940
let me entertain you, what do you want me to do?
1 hours later 8988973 AppleDan (1277706716872.png 203x221 3kB)
>>8988682
Dwarf Fortress
1 hours later 8988981 Anonymous (unf allowed.jpg 425x450 29kB)
Is it time yet?
1 hours later 8988982 Anonymous
>>8988971
you're a good pony derpy
1 hours later 8988995 Anonymous
>MLPG: social anxiety, breeding fetishes and violently fucking yellowquiet
1 hours later 8988996 Anonymous
>>8988971
American power outlets too like scared, sad children.
1 hours later 8988998 Anonymous
>>8988971
ha.
1 hours later 8989007 Anonymous
>>8988899
That's how it was for me. I was born with marfan syndrome and very pale skin so I was mocked every day from 6 to about 17 years old. I had many medical problems so I spent lots of time in the hospital and developed hypochondria. I kind of resent my father for never telling me to stand up for myself, but getting married was punishment enough for him, he used to tell me not to get married about once a week when I was in middle school
I have trouble with confidence because I realized that I really am kind of freakish looking. I'm gonna try joining toastmasters, it's a public speaking thing for people that have self confidence issues. I did heroin for about 6 months and then stopped, that's another thing that kind of keeps me down, I think about it a lot now. I can never shake the feeling that people feel repulsed by my appearance though.
1 hours later 8989011 Anonymous
>>8988995
Better than MLPG: Whine About Brony Artists
1 hours later 8989014 Anonymous
>>8988903
thats his torso connecting to his flank, not a beer gut you fucking moron
pls actually look at the picture, anon
1 hours later 8989016 Anonymous (1358803880037.png 1026x1026 200kB)
>>8988971
Oh Derpy! You and your wacky plugging antics!
1 hours later 8989017 Anonymous
>>8988888
this nigger gets it >>8988957
before I have kids I'll damn better make sure they'll actually have a place to live in 30 years from now
1 hours later 8989020 Anonymous (1350759753539.gif 640x360 76kB)
>>8988995
>implying you could handle her
1 hours later 8989024 Anonymous
>>8989011
I wish Ross was a brony artist
then he would leave us alone.
1 hours later 8989030 Anonymous
>>8989007
time to start lifting then.
a beast body makes people forgive a beast face. but not hambeasts.
1 hours later 8989031 Anonymous (slow the wonderpokes.jpg 1440x811 129kB)
>>8988896
1 hours later 8989035 Anonymous
>>8988981
Where have you been for the last hour or so? We just got done talking about loud squirting maregasms
1 hours later 8989038 Anonymous
>>8989007
Post your skype or go to /soc/ instead of pretending that saging makes personal blogging okay.
Seriously, /soc/ literally exists for this reason.
1 hours later 8989039 Anonymous (1335586881012.jpg 1000x1000 148kB)
>>8988995
Its not so bad
At least things are pretty chill
1 hours later 8989050 Nobody
>>8988880
Thanks!
>>8988903
Wasn't supposed to be fat, just started that body line because I don't know how to do perspective, and went with it. I'll fix it with the next update. Thanks for pointing that out.
>>8988921
pre. The lines by his sheath were just spots, not pre. I'll add a better distinction later.
1 hours later 8989052 Anonymous
Can we talk about Stallions roughly hilting in their partners without the slightest concern for their comfort?
1 hours later 8989056 Anonymous
> tfw Metal Gear Solid 4 was released in 2008
1 hours later 8989057 Anonymous
>>8988915
So which pony?
1 hours later 8989062 Anonymous
>all this mare vagina talk
Horses are disgusting, yet I've got a throbbing, diamond-hard erection. These descriptions sound too appealing, the word "milking" annihilates me. You guys are gonna make me fuck a real horse one day, I'm way too curious about this now.
1 hours later 8989063 Anonymous (Accurate.png 655x602 32kB)
Hmmm. Needs money in there as well.
1 hours later 8989065 Anonymous
>>8989038
>not filtering mailto:sage
1 hours later 8989068 Anonymous (whoops lost all the fucks I was going to give.gif 299x199 982kB)
>>8988940
1 hours later 8989074 Anonymous
>>8989038
blow me nigger
1 hours later 8989093 Anonymous
>>8989052
They actually do that. Stallions are mean as fuck and unpredictable.
1 hours later 8989096 Anonymous
>>8989014
did YOU even look at the picture on imgur?
look at the direction of his dick, and the position of his asshole. are you retarded? it's a fat fuck mr. cake getting a handjob and his gut defies gravity better than any animu boobies to date.
1 hours later 8989097 Anonymous
>>8989062
are you me
1 hours later 8989108 Anonymous
>>8989052
cervical penetration?
1 hours later 8989110 Anonymous (hahaha no.gif 485x540 902kB)
>>8989063
None of this "sluttiest pony" shit. It goes nowhere real fast.
1 hours later 8989114 Anonymous
>>8989063
>all that empty space
There should be more sex in there, anon. Cortices are more capacious than that.
1 hours later 8989123 Anonymous (My dick.gif 640x360 1642kB)
>>8989020
Fluttershy is best pony for cruelty
Either to or by
Discorded fluttershy is so fucking hot
1 hours later 8989128 Anonymous
>>8989007
Yeah, we are in similar boats. I can even look at some people with out my eyes watering up, it's become some sort of natural reaction or something. My self confidence is probably around that of a gnat too.
1 hours later 8989131 Anonymous
I'm drawing Diet Coke pony.
Doing the final line work now.
1 hours later 8989133 Anonymous
>>8988877
>>8988878
>>8988893
>One afternoon she saunters into the lounge we're you're sitting, catatonic from the previous night
>She's hiding something behind her back
>"Now I know you know I like being rough"
>"And you're such a sweetheart indulging me"
>"But I'd like to try something a little gentler
>Using her winghands she produces at insanely long, hard but narrow dildo
>It's not even thicker than yourself but it's got a wide spongy flare
>It's also got a clear tube running to a large syringe out the base
>"I want you to pop this behind my cervix"
>"You've gotta be real careful hun, I still want kids
>"Then I want you to fill me up"
>"....with your cum"
>"WHAT!? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THAT"
>"Well you've got a week to collect enough"
>"I'll help of course"
I'm running out of violent ideas so have this not-so-violent one
1 hours later 8989134 Anonymous
>>8989035
>loud squirting maregasms
>>8988909
>They clamp to fit the size of the penis that is inside them, squeezing the penis from the inside and massaging it to entice quicker release
>>8988845
>>you can feel her insides undulating, gripping, and milking you in every direction, squeezing along your head and running up and down your shaft
oh fuck, stop it
1 hours later 8989141 Anonymous (Alpha as fuck.gif 288x216 1907kB)
>>8989093
They are especially mean to other stallions if they so much hint that they are going to a bit more alpha and go fuck some mares.
1 hours later 8989143 Quiz Time
What wines about the winter but is least threatened by it?
Hint: It it is a common as you would think it is
Hint 2: It also has a lot of hair
1 hours later 8989144 Anonymous
>>8989102
Why do you faggots always have to post that. Why don't you go jack off already.
1 hours later 8989150 Anonymous (So that's where Dinky Came From.png 655x602 34kB)
>>8989114
Derpy took all the sex though.
1 hours later 8989155 Anonymous
>>8989102
you mean rim? because i'd rim the fuck out of her just to hear her little giggles and moans
2 hours later 8989171 Anonymous
>>8989144
>faggots
>fantasizing about sexing a female horse
the term is horsefuckers, anon. get it right.
2 hours later 8989174 Anonymous
>>8989150
It was time for grown-up things.
2 hours later 8989175 Anonymous
>>8989102
This gif destroys me every time
2 hours later 8989181 Anonymous
>>8989171
faggotry transcends sexualities
2 hours later 8989184 Anonymous
>>8989143
Is that an intentional misspell?
2 hours later 8989189 Anonymous
>>8989134
MLPG: Keeping you hard as a rock 24/7
2 hours later 8989191 Anonymous
>>8989102
Am I the only one who gets disgusted by watching someone molest a retard?
2 hours later 8989192 Anonymous
>>8989097
It's something that sounds really hot in writing, but doesn't apply that well to real life. I think I might if it was one of those mini mares that stand right at waist height, and she'd just had a bath and been shampooed and cleaned up. And we were out int he field, not in a barn with concentrated shit fumes.
They really do get dripping wet, too. Caledonian-nv has some amazing man on mare videos, that's what got me into beast in the first place, plus I was high so it seemed even hotter than usual.
2 hours later 8989196 Anonymous
>>8989133
I miss the violence
But I guess this is fine too
Still, we didn't even choke her out on our cock yet
2 hours later 8989202 Anonymous
>>8989171
Fucking faggot.
2 hours later 8989203 Anonymous
>>8989191
She's not retarded, she's just clumsy
2 hours later 8989220 Anonymous
>>8989191
Does it give you flashbacks of getting molested as a child?
2 hours later 8989223 Anonymous (That single weep.png 655x602 31kB)
And goodnight MLPG
2 hours later 8989224 Anonymous
>>8989191
She's a cutie. She's not a retard, she's just a space cadet and clumsy.
2 hours later 8989227 Anonymous
>>8989143
>>8989184
Neckbeard
What do I win?
2 hours later 8989228 Anonymous
>>8989220
BURN
2 hours later 8989237 Anonymous (1361564896052.jpg 1127x1500 737kB)
>>8989191
>judge someone by their appearance
>eye disorders are indications of retardation
yamino pls go.
2 hours later 8989238 Anonymous
>>8989133
>"Since you indulged me, I'll help you fill this up by indulging to one of your fantasies..."
2 hours later 8989242 Anonymous (welp.png 564x600 29kB)
2 hours later 8989247 Anonymous
>>8989223
>weep
>you will never comfort Pinkie Pie after she falls into one of her periodic depressions
2 hours later 8989249 Anonymous
These are essential for beginning horsefuckers. It features a juicy white mare with a pink creamy pussy winking while getting fucked by some guy. It was the one that broke me down. Get 1-3.mpg
>>>/rs/pink+pussy &from=ALL
2 hours later 8989256 Anonymous (Disgusted Sweetie Belle.png 212x224 30kB)
>>8989191
>implying someone with an eye condition makes them a retard
You are the worst kind of person.
2 hours later 8989262 Anonymous
>>8989133
> not just fucking her directly with a flare sleeve or something
Why the tube?
2 hours later 8989268 Anonymous
>>8989256
You know what the worst kind of person is? People that actually like Derpy.
2 hours later 8989271 AppleDan (wat.jpg 229x253 13kB)
>>8989191
>molest
>retard
>disgusted
>Am I the only one
F, See me after class
2 hours later 8989276 Anonymous
>>8989262
She wants the tube filled with cum. Didn't you get what she asked?
Now get to it.
2 hours later 8989277 Anonymous
>>8989249
I've seen it, still not broken down.
This is not magic_bullet.png.
2 hours later 8989294 Anonymous
>>8989276
my dick is filled with cum
2 hours later 8989300 Anonymous
>>8989249
http://www.caledonian-nv.com/movie/ 94/
Get the cinema subscription, watch all the Pixie videos. Those are what did me in.
2 hours later 8989301 Anonymous (poor andrea.png 717x761 33kB)
>>8989242
2 hours later 8989311 Anonymous
hey AppleDan
hey
Dan
hey Dan
guess what
2 hours later 8989312 Anonymous
>>8989268
No you're a terrible person
2 hours later 8989319 Anonymous
>>8989277
There's an amazing one with a chestnut mini getting fucked in 720p. I can't upload it because it's too large, but I'd say that's probably the best video of all time.
2 hours later 8989327 Anonymous (Twilight says you shouldn't be upset.gif 325x203 1142kB)
>>8989268
Let go of your hate ~
2 hours later 8989331 Anonymous
somebody said something about a new darf twilistia fic?
2 hours later 8989336 Anonymous
>>8989319
upload it to filedropper
2 hours later 8989337 AppleDan
>>8989311
Yes?
2 hours later 8989343 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZ mPaHme0
2 hours later 8989351 Anonymous
>double rainboom video
kill me
2 hours later 8989357 Nobody (MLPG.png 566x624 28kB)
pffft
2 hours later 8989361 Anonymous
>>8989276
Yeah, uh
If she really needs the cervical stimulation to get knocked up, fine
Otherwise it seems like she just needs, I don't know, some kind of pillory to help keep that human cum nice and tight up against her cervix
2 hours later 8989368 IAFL (1362900635650.png 360x391 55kB)
>>8989337
look
>>8986725
2 hours later 8989369 Anonymous
>>8989327
>>8989312
You fell for my easy ruse.
2 hours later 8989374 Anonymous
>>8989357
Well that's fitting
2 hours later 8989386 Anonymous
>>8989191
>molest
>molest
I'm sorry anon, but she looks quite willing. And Envying.
So please Yamino.
2 hours later 8989393 Anonymous
>>8989336
I can't up it tonight, but check the mare thread on 7chan's beast board and I'll post it there, probably tomorrow.
2 hours later 8989394 AppleDan (1357229525040.gif 222x199 103kB)
>>8989368
>Cropped to perfection
2 hours later 8989399 Anonymous (boop.png 561x612 42kB)
>>8989357
2 hours later 8989404 Anonymous (JOKES ON THEM HURRRRR.png 349x236 19kB)
>>8989369
>implying that still doesn't make you a bad person
2 hours later 8989408 Anonymous
>>8989343
>you will never be as sexy as John Waters
John Waters is fucking sexy.
2 hours later 8989418 Anonymous
>>8989357
>escape
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
2 hours later 8989424 Anonymous
>>8989052
>your nape raised in searing welts
>he claps his teeth together next to your ear as a sharp warning to quiet down and stop moving
>snuffles down your neck against the welts
>his hot, damp breath helps relieve some of the pain
2 hours later 8989429 IAFL
>>8989394
Well you weren't doing a good job.
2 hours later 8989434 Anonymous (Doineedtosayit.png 570x618 33kB)
2 hours later 8989443 Anonymous
>>8986725
holy shit why is this cap so fucking wide?
i can't scroll with my left hand
2 hours later 8989452 Anonymous
>>8989368
i can't read it when it's so wide and small. do you have a pastebin of it?
2 hours later 8989455 Anonymous (1362109615493.jpg 638x478 31kB)
I'm glad that no matter what happens, we can all just sit down, set aside our differences, and talk about sopping marecunts for awhile
Goodnight, MLPG
2 hours later 8989463 IAFL
>>8989443
I'm new to cropping... no idea what I'm doing...
Just resize it?
2 hours later 8989465 AppleDan
>>8989429
And so you decided to do a better one. Looks great.
2 hours later 8989470 Anonymous (Cheerilee Is Warning You.gif 720x405 645kB)
>>8989434
DONT
2 hours later 8989487 Anonymous
>>8989470
Rarity
is
a slut
2 hours later 8989492 Anonymous (Dietcokeponel.png 610x538 18kB)
Okay, just about done with this Diet Coke pone.
Since it's MLPG's creation I figured I'd let you guys decide the final colors.
Lets hear it.
2 hours later 8989499 MT (dt 9.png 500x500 115kB)
A faggot of the night has returned.
2 hours later 8989500 Anonymous
Where is ranch/farm land most available and cheapest? I'm researching the best place to build the horsefucker's compound. Not that it'll actually happen, but who knows?
2 hours later 8989507 Anonymous
>>8989487
YOU FOOL
Do you realize what you have done!?
2 hours later 8989509 Anonymous
>>8989499
Oh, welcome back MT
2 hours later 8989513 Anonymous (1361331607286.png 900x1444 279kB)
Why is she so awesome?
2 hours later 8989514 Anonymous
>>8989499
Heya MT. What's the good word?
2 hours later 8989515 Anonymous
>>8989499
I request a Bonbon being racist toward Anon.
2 hours later 8989518 Anonymous
>>8989499
you should not of come here stalker
2 hours later 8989521 Anonymous
>>8989331
yo
lilhelp
2 hours later 8989523 Anonymous
>>8989470
>Ms. Cherille I need some help, my thing is getting hard again and it won't go away, how do I make it soft again?
I want Cherilee to calmly instruct me on the process of masturbation with some hands on demonstrations
2 hours later 8989528 Nobody
>>8989499
>not posting porn as soon as you're back
2 hours later 8989530 Anonymous
>>8989492
clear with silver hair, one red line going through it just like the diet coke can
good job on the line work, i love it!
2 hours later 8989532 Anonymous
>>8989499
Screw you lunabot
I am apparently in a hottub with Princess Twily
It can wait
2 hours later 8989538 Anonymous (1362982596887.png 996x832 199kB)
2 hours later 8989541 AppleDan (Flustered.jpg 400x421 35kB)
>>8989492
>Chubby coke pone
I love it, more than most other things.
2 hours later 8989543 Anonymous (Political Cartoon.png 750x450 211kB)
Anyone got the gif of fluttershy biting her hooves?
2 hours later 8989550 Anonymous
>>8989507
Disseminated facts?
2 hours later 8989555 Anonymous
>>8989499
This is probably porn somehow
2 hours later 8989559 Anonymous
>>8989492
>>8989499
lel unpopular drawfags being overshadowed
2 hours later 8989560 Anonymous
>tfw going to see my music waifu in 5 days
2 hours later 8989572 Anonymous
>>8989530
Seconding this
2 hours later 8989573 Anonymous
>>8989560
Is Matt and Kim on tour?
2 hours later 8989577 Anonymous
>>8989492
Someone should have a good color reference for you around here. That is a tasty coke pony.
2 hours later 8989586 Nobody
>>8989492
Damn, nice. I'd go with what >>8989530 said.
Maybe add freckles?
2 hours later 8989588 Anonymous
>>8989573
http://www.mccabes.com/condata.html
2 hours later 8989595 AppleDan
>>8989515
Im backing this.
2 hours later 8989600 Anonymous
>>8989588
nigga u gay
2 hours later 8989601 Anonymous
>>8989523
>After class, Ms. Cheerilee pulls out a tissue.
>She asks you to simply blow your "thing" into the tissue almost like how you blow your nose.
>She gives gentle squeezes to your cocktip as you do so, nudging you closer to orgasm into the tissue.
>"Now blow~"
2 hours later 8989604 MT (incoming bews.png 500x500 75kB)
>>8989528
Come on now.....I gotta stay around for atleast 3 posts.
2 hours later 8989605 Anonymous
>>8989530
>>8989572
I thought that was the way to go based off coke ponies design was.
>>8989586
I'll add some after I color it.
Sorry it took so long. I keep drawing in ms paint for some reason.
2 hours later 8989615 Anonymous (1358402038467.png 1600x3145 481kB)
>>8989513
Because she can do tricks and is fast. She is probably more of man than you
2 hours later 8989622 Anonymous (1362895751608.gif 922x626 224kB)
Does panka even have a skeleton?
2 hours later 8989635 IAFL (1362911100476.png 305x309 193kB)
>>8989443
>>8989452
Just for you Anons...
pastebin.com/EF9d6sun
2 hours later 8989641 Anonymous
>>8989601
boner
2 hours later 8989645 Anonymous
>>8989523
>instructing you in masturbation
>not guiding you through rutting
And as luck would have it, the task chart says it's Twist's turn this week
2 hours later 8989646 Anonymous
>>8989604
Draw some adorable twilestia pls
I need my dose of cute
2 hours later 8989648 Anonymous
>>8989550
You're attracting the bestponefags to derail this thread with more shitposting! That's what you have done!
... oh shit, I can hear the Rarifags stampeding into MLPG! RUN!!
2 hours later 8989655 Anonymous
>>8989604
You could always just link your porn!
2 hours later 8989663 Anonymous
>>8989648
What are they gonna do, stab me?
2 hours later 8989666 Nobody
>>8989515
This, like her saying something casually that's incredibly racist, and Lyra looking horrified in the back
2 hours later 8989677 Anonymous
>>8989648
Well, surely if the bestponefags are coming they'll just hold the Rarifags at bay?
Bestponefags hate Rarifags.
2 hours later 8989678 Anonymous (boner has gone too far.jpg 324x557 50kB)
>>8989601
2 hours later 8989682 Anonymous
>>8989604
y u no talk 2 me
2 hours later 8989687 Anonymous
does mare vagina really feel that good
2 hours later 8989697 AppleDan (yes.png 1280x960 733kB)
>>8989663
2 hours later 8989698 Anonymous
BABY BABY BABY BABY
2 hours later 8989703 Anonymous
>>8989655
>>8989604
We even have a fancy imgur script for it now
http://imgur.com/z87IUP1
2 hours later 8989704 Anonymous
>>8989687
Only one way to find out.
2 hours later 8989705 Anonymous
>>8989604
>learned my lession
>almost looks like "learned my lesion"
>pony will never learn their skin injury
2 hours later 8989708 Anonymous
>>8989687
No, not really, it just fantasies. Truth to be told it i quite loose compare to human's to feel that good. Very low physical pressure.
2 hours later 8989722 Anonymous
>>8989698
<ASS DESTRUCTION
2 hours later 8989724 Anonymous (11627%20-%20fluttershy%20weirdest_boner%20wingboner.jpg 600x338 33kB)
>>8989601
no boner
stahp
2 hours later 8989750 Anonymous
>>8989687
https://soundcloud.com/user52990180 /mare-blowjob
this guy sounds like he's having a good time
2 hours later 8989766 Anonymous (ass destruction.png 2560x1440 921kB)
>>8989722
UNf
2 hours later 8989768 AppleDan
http://atrylplus.tumblr.com/image/4 5087777739
Son of a bitch, its happening again.
2 hours later 8989792 Glitter Glue (ajbathtime4.png 618x507 42kB)
2 hours later 8989794 Anonymous
>>8989750
>does mare vagina
retardes in charge of reading
2 hours later 8989798 Anonymous
>>8989792
Aw man, now she's mad
2 hours later 8989801 Anonymous
>>8989792
Cannon ball
2 hours later 8989807 MT (tia preen.png 500x500 119kB)
Twilight needs to learn how to be half bird now.
2 hours later 8989810 Anonymous
>>8989768
Literally the slowest
2 hours later 8989815 Anonymous
>>8989792
Thankyew AJ.
2 hours later 8989816 Anonymous
>>8989687
http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/vi ewvideo/84/animal/man-fists-and-fuc ks-female-horse.html
looks pretty good to me
2 hours later 8989821 MT
>>8989768
I...don't see anything wrong with this.
2 hours later 8989823 Anonymous
>>8989807
haha
2 hours later 8989827 Anonymous
>>8989794
Either way, you're gonna have a good time
2 hours later 8989833 Anonymous
>>8989792
>explain to AJ that you don't have a sheath like how stallions do, so it would mean your bits would be more exposed than the average male
>also add that you wouldn't mind, but you want to be sure you don't offend...
Morning, Weaver
2 hours later 8989834 Anonymous
>>8989807
>Celestia's cutie mark
Haha
2 hours later 8989844 Anonymous
>>8989792
Oh fine AJ, be passive aggressive about it.
2 hours later 8989856 Anonymous
Did anyone ever draw that picture of
Black Hood Rarity (GIYC)
Future Twilight
Spy Pinkie
Ninja Dash
Bunny-spy Fluttershy
Mysterious Mare-Do-Well AJ
?
2 hours later 8989859 Anonymous
>>8989807
You'd think they have some sort of tool to do that easier.
I mean I can just imagine a pegasus spitting out feathers after a preen going "there's got to be a better way."
2 hours later 8989870 Anonymous
>>8989792
>"Now hang on, I didn't say 'no...'"
2 hours later 8989878 Anonymous
>>8989859
This sounds like the lead in to a terrible infomercial
2 hours later 8989886 Anonymous
>>8989792
>seeing AJ's back legs hang up in the air so cutely
unf
2 hours later 8989891 Anonymous
>>8989792
>implying
Come on now, you can't just skip over the positive responses. AJ needs a back-scrubber, after all.
2 hours later 8989908 Anonymous
>>8989792
Baths are the least effective method of bathing. I'd much rather take a naked, sexy shower with you, Applejack.
2 hours later 8989912 Anonymous
>>8989645
I would have already had plenty of at-home study with Twist
2 hours later 8989913 Anonymous
>>8989878
Nah, if that was the case, then it would show a pegasus failing a preen horribly with forced acting.
2 hours later 8989916 Anonymous
>>8989708
>implying the winking and clenching won't make your cock explode in minutes
2 hours later 8989926 Anonymous (142948__UNOPT__safe_applejack_screencap_reaction-image.jpg 640x753 38kB)
>>8989821
>http://atrylplus.tumblr.com/image/ 45087777739
2 hours later 8989927 Anonymous
>>8989913
>A pegasus trying to preen with a wooden doorstop
2 hours later 8989930 Anonymous
>>8989833
> don't have a sheath
Speak for yourself, cutfag.
2 hours later 8989937 Anonymous
>>8989750
Holy fuck. If that didn't feel good, I don't know what does.
2 hours later 8989942 Anonymous
>>8989792
>"Hold on now. I didn't say I wouldn't scrub YOU. I mean you look pretty tired. Maybe you want someone to hold that brush for you?"
2 hours later 8989950 Anonymous (pank 4 proyect.png 400x400 5kB)
I drew you guys a pone.
2 hours later 8989964 Anonymous
>>8989913
Exactly
Its something every pegasus has been doing since their first molt
The image of a pegasus face deep in their wings, before pulling their head out with their mouth comically full of feathers, then looking plaintively at the camera while the voiceover says "Surely there's a better way."
>But wait, there is!
2 hours later 8989973 Elslowmo
>>8989950
Dooks please do your homework
2 hours later 8989975 Anonymous
>>8989950
...shout?
2 hours later 8989976 Anonymous
>>8989930
>implying that I was referring to my foreskin
Look before you leap, fag.
2 hours later 8989985 Anonymous (noeyes17.png 602x594 300kB)
>>8989973
HOW
I EVEN CHANGED MY DRAWING STYLE
2 hours later 8989993 Anonymous
>>8989975
SHOUT
2 hours later 8989994 Anonymous (roseluck.png 2000x2000 210kB)
finished the lines for now.
should I put more tentacle/vine things under her worming their way up or something?
2 hours later 8989995 Anonymous
>>8989912
Well now you'd get to perform in front of the class. Consider it just another day of show-and tail
And Cheerilee will be there to tell you if you're going to fast, slow, or at the wrong angles
2 hours later 8989996 MT (this picture will bother you in every way i garuntea.png 500x500 76kB)
2 hours later 8990009 Elslowmo
>>8989985
I'd recognize those pones anywhere.
2 hours later 8990015 Anonymous
http://www.beastpin.com/category/ma le-horse-sex
Is it wrong to get a boner to this?
2 hours later 8990023 Anonymous
>>8989996
jesus fuck
can you please, like, back to pone?
2 hours later 8990032 Anonymous
>>8989996
This is porn
2 hours later 8990035 Anonymous
>>8989964
Well, I mean for the fact that the pegasus is saying that because it doesn't want to keep tasting feathers in its own mouth while trying to do something so tedious.
I mean it's just a simple tool. You know, like a brush or a belt. I'm not suggesting the MEGA ULTRA PREENER 3000.
2 hours later 8990041 Anonymous
>>8989993
SHOUT AT THE DEVIIIL
2 hours later 8990042 Anonymous (pankas.png 300x300 4kB)
>>8990009
You win this time.
Also that picture is actually part of my homework, just edited it with a pone
2 hours later 8990044 Anonymous
>>8989996
>garuntea
2 hours later 8990051 Anonymous
>>8990015
I find this more interesting, personally:
http://www.beastpin.com/category/fe male-dog-sex
2 hours later 8990053 MT
>>8990032
now now...that's clearly fluttershy
2 hours later 8990054 Anonymous
>>8989807
Ahaha, thank you MT, but... can you draw them passionately kissing? May I ask for that?
2 hours later 8990057 Anonymous
>>8989976
> foreskins aren't human sheaths, or close enough
Holy shit
2 hours later 8990066 Anonymous (1362535442444.png 691x562 213kB)
>>8990053
I think this is Fluttershy.
2 hours later 8990085 Anonymous
>>8990051
>dogs
Fucking gross, mare vagina is way prettier
2 hours later 8990091 Anonymous
>>8989996
>that off-center neck
>nonsensical hips
>twig arms
>hands
I can't even draw and that's like sticking a toothpick under my thumbnail.
2 hours later 8990093 Anonymous
>>8990057
Don't be pulling that technicality bullcrap on me. Foreskins cover the head of the penis, but that's about it.
A sheath hides the whole sucker in. Unless I see a human penis being completely covered by foreskin, I'm not buying it.
2 hours later 8990111 Anonymous (p-p-p-please_respond-p-p-please_respond.jpg 500x375 36kB)
2 hours later 8990124 Anonymous
How do you have sex with a girl
2 hours later 8990125 Anonymous (zecorascreen.png 600x500 45kB)
>>8989996
>that horrible anthro anatomy
2 hours later 8990136 Anonymous
>>8990124
Have her sit her sweaty butt on your face
2 hours later 8990140 Anonymous
>>8989792
NO, do not end it there.
Screw what those beta Anons are saying, Weaver. We want IN
2 hours later 8990143 Anonymous
>>8990051
Dog cocks creep me out though.
They look like some kind of sausage with extremely thin skin and lots of blood-red veins.
2 hours later 8990157 Anonymous (1344709518002.png 156x164 41kB)
And human mares say that's a good size?
2 hours later 8990162 Anonymous (pony penis size.png 1169x524 86kB)
>>8990157
2 hours later 8990174 Anonymous (1359574543430.png 1300x986 370kB)
>>8990136
Fluttershy pls
2 hours later 8990175 Anonymous
>>8990015
Oh shit, some of those are actually really nice looking, better than some of the human ones I've seem.
2 hours later 8990183 MT (bad advice.png 500x500 57kB)
>>8990124
This pony is full of advice
2 hours later 8990190 Anonymous
>>8990136
I would prefer her sweaty, smelly feet
2 hours later 8990192 Anonymous (face_sit.gif 200x160 3033kB)
>>8990136
unf
2 hours later 8990194 Anonymous
>>8990174
is her marecunt literally winking out of her ass and into fluttershy's face?
2 hours later 8990195 Anonymous (249232__UNOPT__safe_fluttershy_50fcdff5a4c72d3c330001a5_eyes_hypnosis_png.png 889x500 430kB)
You look absolutely exhausted. It's written all over your face, in your eyes...
You should go to bed now. It's best for you.
2 hours later 8990196 Anonymous
>>8990183
How can that pony give sexual advice? She doesn't even have a cutie mark!
2 hours later 8990197 Anonymous (Inconceivable!.jpg 260x300 14kB)
>>8990183
>embargo
Silly pony, that word does not mean what you think it means.
2 hours later 8990202 Anonymous
>>8990194
Like in Alien.
2 hours later 8990219 Anonymous
>>8990162
> that awkward knowledge I could certainly satisfy a mare, if indeed pones scale to horses
2 hours later 8990221 Anonymous
>>8990197
fuck, i still hear it in his voice to this day.
i haven't seen that movie in over 5 years.
2 hours later 8990235 Anonymous
What is your favorite pony episode of all the seasons? I will watch whatever is most popular cuz im drunk right now
2 hours later 8990240 Glitter Glue (ajbathtime5.png 618x507 64kB)
>>8989833
>blah blah blah
2 hours later 8990250 Anonymous
>>8990235
Owl's Well That Ends Well
2 hours later 8990251 Anonymous (Happy snake 2.png 143x213 75kB)
>>8990202
2 hours later 8990256 Anonymous
>>8990240
> she doesn't care, she's seen plenty of penises 'round 'bout the farm
She is my farming niggah.
2 hours later 8990262 Anonymous
>>8990240
>"... you don't mind at all?"
>"..."
>"..."
>gets in there faster than a rattlesnake running from a mongoose.
2 hours later 8990265 Anonymous
>>8990240
Cannon Ball
2 hours later 8990279 Anonymous
>>8990240
then let's warm it up a little~
2 hours later 8990281 MT (know it all.png 500x500 46kB)
>>8990196
Shows what you know. She doesn't have a cutie mark because she knows everything about everything. And can do everything too. She's a professional pony at being a professional.
2 hours later 8990285 Anonymous
>>8990240
>"... damn it. You know wet manes are my weakness..."
>gets in.
2 hours later 8990288 Anonymous
>>8990190
Me too, anon. Me too.
I wish that dash guy came back
2 hours later 8990293 Anonymous
>>8989995
Nah, I'm sure I know my way around Twist's body, and hopefully she'd correct Ms. Cheerilee on this fact. I'd give her the most rocking orgasm I could in public.
I just hope I won't get docked points or detention for cumming inside.
2 hours later 8990294 Anonymous
>>8990240
>>8989792
>ajbathtime4.png
>ajbathtime5.png
whu...where are the first 3?
and why are they not .gifs anymore?
2 hours later 8990297 Anonymous
>>8990240
Fine, fine. Now scoot over and I'll get the scrub-brush.
2 hours later 8990298 Anonymous
>>8990279
>anon proceeds to take a leak in the tub
2 hours later 8990299 Anonymous (1360230503418.jpg 720x720 85kB)
>>8990281
woah
2 hours later 8990306 Anonymous
>>8990219
I've seen a video of a man satisfying a pony, so much so that she squirts about a half pint of cream all over him. It's for real.
3 hours later 8990318 Anonymous
>>8990294
Derpibooru has the first 3 posted.
Just search with "artist:The_Weaver"
3 hours later 8990320 Anonymous
>>8990306
D-did he lick it up?
3 hours later 8990321 Anonymous
>>8990293
You're human, so there's not much chance you'll wreck her life if you give her that hot wet salty spunk she's just been craving for months now
3 hours later 8990322 AppleDan (Chu chu.png 275x528 45kB)
>>8990281
>She's a professional pony at being a professional.
3 hours later 8990325 Anonymous
>>8990293
I just want a girl to hold hands with
3 hours later 8990330 Anonymous
>>8990306
... Hmm.
Well, to be fair I'm 6.5" to 7" depending on my level of arousal, hopefully I wouldn't leave her wanting
3 hours later 8990341 MT
>>8990325
But ponies don't have hands. best you can hope for is to hold onto their mane.
3 hours later 8990342 Anonymous
>Nezumi drew Chrysalis
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
3 hours later 8990347 Anonymous
>>8990240
>Anon thinks to himself, "why is she so hot when she talks like that. That mane..."
>Anon gives in. He sits at the edge of the tub with AJ resting her back against his chest.
>Anon prays for no surprise boners to happen.
3 hours later 8990351 Glitter Glue (Slowpoke.png 2282x2087 179kB)
>>8990258
>>8990294
I haven't used GIFs since last May
That's 10 months anon
what the heck
3 hours later 8990352 Anonymous
>>8990330
The guy was average, maybe 5-5.5 inches, pretty much any man can satisfy a mini mare
3 hours later 8990360 Anonymous
>>8990281
So she's a tautologist?
3 hours later 8990367 Anonymous
>>8990281
How often does she check her sources then?
3 hours later 8990381 Anonymous
>>8990342
Holy shit that's hot
3 hours later 8990386 Anonymous (... HAAAAAA.gif 369x271 2071kB)
>>8990360
>mfw i c whut u did thar
3 hours later 8990398 Anonymous
>>8990381
>>8990342
linklink please
3 hours later 8990400 Anonymous
>>8990352
I'm 5.8 with an upward banana curve, I heard women like that, I don't know if it's true or not, but I'm not worried because I won't be using it any time soon. Would ponies like that?
3 hours later 8990404 Anonymous
>>8990342
Feeling too lazy tonight. Throw a link my way?
3 hours later 8990407 Anonymous
>>8990352
Well I wouldn't fuck an actual real-life horse.
But an imaginary, sentient sapient one?
I mean sure as long as we aren't too close in friendship circles, hookups get really awkward sometimes.
3 hours later 8990411 Anonymous
>>8990342
>not on paheal yet
post link, i hope its horse and not anthro
3 hours later 8990415 Anonymous
>>8990398
>>8990404
http://nezumi.kemono.cc/bbs/cgi-bin /wdp/diary.cgi?no=97&continue=on#co ntinue
3 hours later 8990417 Anonymous
>>8990398
>>8990404
It was on the front page of derpibooru.
3 hours later 8990423 Anonymous
>>8990400
>banana curve
applejack wouldn't.
3 hours later 8990424 Anonymous
>>8990400
Not if you mount them like a stallion
3 hours later 8990430 Anonymous
>>8990352
>exaggerated average size
HAH HA you guys. I wish we wouldn't go this route all the time, it's losing its charm.
3 hours later 8990433 Anonymous
>>8990351
Is it odd that I liked how often you used .gifs because that made me not sure which parts were animated and which weren't, so the ones that were animated give me a surprise? (I.E. Sudden Changeling eyes.)
3 hours later 8990441 Anonymous
>>8990342
So..., is Nezumi big in japan or something?
3 hours later 8990444 Nobody (Cakeih2cwipfcc.png 900x900 351kB)
Don't really know what else to do on this...
NSFW: imgur.com/cKNQWAO
3 hours later 8990460 Anonymous
>>8990444
I like it
3 hours later 8990465 Anonymous (epic b tatt.png 500x364 163kB)
>>8990415
that aint arousing at all
3 hours later 8990467 Anonymous
>>8990423
> that weird feeling when the last time you had to talk up your penis size, you had to put it up to your MacBook - no ruler around
Do you know how awkward it is to describe the your cock as "a little wider than the shift key, and it runs over about half the caps lock if I slap it down on a Macbook 13" Late 2008?"
Thank god she's a Mac girl.
3 hours later 8990476 Anonymous
>>8990444
damn good
3 hours later 8990478 Anonymous
So guys, which other shows do you watch on The Hub? I recently was shocked to discover I'd missed about half a season't worth of Animaniacs on its first run. I get to experience new Animaniacs episodes for the first time!
3 hours later 8990487 Anonymous
>>8990444
The dick is superb but it looks like his hips and legs are really thick.
3 hours later 8990488 Anonymous
Night of Pony
3 hours later 8990491 Anonymous
>>8990400
>>8990352
>>8990330
We dick sizes?
Solid 8" and never been kissed
3 hours later 8990498 Anonymous
>>8990430
I'd hope you weren't exaggerating if you said 5 inches. Normally everyone here is always suspiciously 6-7 inches.
3 hours later 8990500 Anonymous
>>8990491
Wow.
Get on OkCupid, Craigslist, SOMETHING. You have a gift to GIVE THE WORLD.
3 hours later 8990502 Anonymous (apple drawing.jpg 900x582 193kB)
why would you care about making sure the mini mare is satisfied?
3 hours later 8990511 Anonymous
>>8990465
We can agree to disagree
3 hours later 8990512 Anonymous
>>8990498
Wait, 6.5" to 7" is above average? Since WHEN?
3 hours later 8990522 Anonymous (chubbydietcoke02c.png 589x556 25kB)
Alright. Here is the colored coke pony.
And here's the freckled version for Nobody.
http://i.imgur.com/cXz1WYH.png
Sorry I made you wait so long, I suck.
3 hours later 8990523 Anonymous
>>8990500
Aren't women afraid of dicks over 7 inches? Unless they're size queens, that's freakishly large.
3 hours later 8990527 Nobody
>>8990487
I was trying to make it look like they were spread out, and that his leg is the closest in the foreground.Whoops.
3 hours later 8990529 Anonymous
>>8990502
>artist doesn't think about throwing that guy off
Heh, beta artists.
3 hours later 8990531 Anonymous
>>8990491
heres your chance to become brony famous
like this guy
http://ponymonsterboy.tumblr.com/
3 hours later 8990532 Anonymous (Granny's a ghostie and Nana's a nag.png 400x420 134kB)
>>8990498
I know, right? It's gotta balance out to 3" median, with 12" outliers to force it up.
Pic related.
3 hours later 8990537 Anonymous
>>8990321
I kind of like Twist, though. It'd be hard to have to see her partner up with others in class (and be partnered with others myself). Does Ms. Cheerilee make exceptions for special someponies?
3 hours later 8990538 Anonymous
>>8990512
/fit/ pls
3 hours later 8990542 Anonymous
>>8990467
You are terrible at describing how big your pretend dick is
I've got no video how big it's supposed to be
3 hours later 8990543 Anonymous
>>8990478
When I was a kid, my mom apparently didn't like me watching Animaniacs for some reason and as such I wasn't allowed to watch it.
I'd probably get the same experience as you if I started now, even though I think I've seen most of the good stuff.
3 hours later 8990545 Glitter Glue
Applejack's right you guys are really way too concerned about your own equipment
3 hours later 8990553 Anonymous
>>8990523
Some women, yeah. They prefer width more than length.
3 hours later 8990556 Anonymous
>>8990522
She's cute
Freckled version is better
Why is she so sad?
3 hours later 8990557 Anonymous
>>8990522
>frecked version
>for nobody
lies
3 hours later 8990559 Anonymous
>>8990523
I wouldn't know, I'm right at 7". I get as many complaints as I get compliments.
Playboy steered me wrong at age 12, having much above average can be a real bitch.
3 hours later 8990564 Anonymous (1361763994997.png 500x616 277kB)
>>8990545
i'm sure fluttershy would make you feel better about your size
3 hours later 8990567 Anonymous
>>8990522
>you kiss her
>saccharine aftertaste
>she notices you chug a water later
>doesn't say anything
3 hours later 8990570 Anonymous
>>8990545
I always thought it was a little strange to care about the size of something that you're never gonna use.
3 hours later 8990579 Anonymous (approved lel.png 480x480 100kB)
>>8990545
Best response to this dick thread.
3 hours later 8990584 Anonymous
>>8990444
i would crop everything out but the dick and hands.
i cant tell what is going on with that pony body
3 hours later 8990588 Anonymous
>>8990556
Because she's chubby and no one wants to hang out with her.
They'd rather hang out with Coke pony instead.
3 hours later 8990595 Anonymous
>>8990531
>have a large dick
>still manage to be pathetically unfuckable and autistic
Bronies never cease to amaze.
3 hours later 8990596 Anonymous
>>8990542
> implying I'm gonna video my dick
Also be it said the length from the edge of a MacBook 2008 to the Shift is like 6"
The shift key is only about 1.5" across
If the glans is that big, well, it's only very slightly above average
We're not talking 'pretend dick' size
3 hours later 8990601 Anonymous
>>8990570
Unless you're one of those one-inch guys, I thought you should be fine to go with someone who cares about you and not the equipment.
3 hours later 8990607 Anonymous (Chrysalis can't has no idea what the f.png 485x600 122kB)
>>8990570
Geldings live longer by at least a decade average.
Why u keep deathballs, anon?
pic related.
3 hours later 8990619 Anonymous
>>8990522
We should've asked MT or GG to draw her instead.
3 hours later 8990625 Glitter Glue (ajbathtime6.png 618x507 60kB)
3 hours later 8990627 Anonymous
>>8990607
> Geldings
Yeah
Yeah no
Also be it said it's only a life-extension technique if you do it before puberty
I'd rather look like a man, thanks
3 hours later 8990632 Anonymous
>>8990601
I knew a guy with a micropenis who was married and had children. I always wondered what the mechanics of that were like.
3 hours later 8990635 Anonymous (Pie One and Pie Two.png 1280x720 1022kB)
>>8990567
These feels
3 hours later 8990644 Anonymous
>>8990625
>those nips
unf
3 hours later 8990646 Anonymous
>>8990619
I guess.
3 hours later 8990650 Anonymous
>>8990625
HAPPY END
3 hours later 8990651 Glitter Glue (ajbathtime6.png 618x507 60kB)
>>8990625
I made her ear way too big
I guess it's cause I ended up redrawing her face to a smaller scale and didn't anchor it properly
3 hours later 8990657 Anonymous
>>8990632
Well, there are strap-ons, extension sleeves, and any semen in the vagina could knock a lady up
Failing that, there's always the turkey baster
3 hours later 8990659 Nobody (Coke pony.png 589x556 34kB)
>>8990522
Cute, I love it!
Added some stuff to her, if you don't mind.
3 hours later 8990664 Anonymous
>>8990625
Things are aboru to get pretty awkward
3 hours later 8990666 Anonymous
What's the cutoff "you're fucked" age for being a virgin? 25?
3 hours later 8990674 Anonymous
>you will never sponge-bathe Big Mac's cock
3 hours later 8990676 Anonymous
>>8990659
I thought she looked better without the strip.
She matches regular Coke pony...
But whatever.
3 hours later 8990677 AppleDan (1362686302038.jpg 272x350 28kB)
>>8990588
That's bullshit, I exist.
3 hours later 8990679 Anonymous
>>8990625
>>8990651
Well, let's put those hands to use. Soap up, and scrub-a-dub-dub.
3 hours later 8990690 Anonymous
>>8990679
I got fingers too, bud.
3 hours later 8990697 Anonymous
>>8990632
i downloaded a 30gb beach voyeur torrent. theres a lot of dudes with small dicks at nude beaches who have raging erections and just continue talking to groups of girls like nothing is wrong.
3 hours later 8990698 Anonymous
>>8990444
>>8990444
I ask again - is that female or male anon/human?
3 hours later 8990700 Anonymous
>>8990607
Yeah anon, why don't you want to live a depressed and desire-less life?
3 hours later 8990703 Anonymous
>>8990666
There really isn't one, but people start wondering when you hid 30
Like REALLY wondering
Like, it's a little odd if you're over 23 but most anyone worthwhile won't be a dick about it
But if your'e a virgin past 30 people wonder if you're actually gay or straight, what have you
3 hours later 8990704 Anonymous
>>8990666
Anything after that and you risk giving your kids autism. Literally, no joke. Later fatherhood = autism.
Time to adopt your own little Scootaloo, anon, if you want to see kiddie baseball games and soccer instead of chess club and AV/IT club.
3 hours later 8990711 Anonymous
>>8990679
>>8990651
Can our hand slide accidentaly? yes, donwthere
3 hours later 8990714 MT (oh jeez oh jeez.png 500x500 54kB)
>>8990360
>>8990367
Why do you have to be so difficult anon.
3 hours later 8990716 Nobody
>>8990698
See: >>8987679
3 hours later 8990720 Anonymous
>>8990704
Hmm.
> that feel when 23
> and raging impregnation fetishism
> but careers not aligning with girlfriend
3 hours later 8990724 Anonymous
>>8990714
I would ask a pretty tauntologist for advice
3 hours later 8990729 Anonymous
I really like the headcanon that the cakes are cheating on each other
3 hours later 8990737 Anonymous
>>8990632
I just wonder how morbidly obese women get pregnant
I mean, if they're fucking a dude with just a massive dick or something, but these chicks with these giant shelves of blubber extending below their knees just confuse the hell out of me.
3 hours later 8990742 Anonymous
>>8990714
>she thinks its about bullying
>becomes a false bravado fake bully
3 hours later 8990749 Anonymous
>>8990716
That's fucking gay.
Draw Rarity.
3 hours later 8990750 Anonymous
>>8990704
>Single man
>Adoption
Why do you have to be cruel and say that
3 hours later 8990755 Anonymous (pinkie popsicle.jpg 1000x1000 508kB)
>>8990737
I would never a morbidly obese
Borderline or obese, yeah
I'm all about chub to chub+
3 hours later 8990764 Anonymous
>>8990729
I really hate that headcanon. I get off so many feels with trulove Cakes.
I claim Discord is responsible for tribe shenanigans.
3 hours later 8990773 Elslowmo (Bubblegum Teacher Pony.png 663x346 40kB)
I also drawed a Cheerilee for yous guyses
3 hours later 8990774 AppleDan
>>8990737
And they always end up having two kids or some shit.
3 hours later 8990776 Anonymous
>>8990704
No wonder. My mom had 3 kids and each one was more fucked up than the last. I feel bad, because they'd have had a pretty decent marriage if their kids weren't all fucked up. I wouldn't want to have a kid, I've got too many genetic disorders to pass on. I don't want to give some poor kid marfan syndrome, dyspraxia, predisposition to substance abuse, degenerative myopia, and sleep apnea.
I personally think it's selfish to have children if you have a lot of things wrong with you, don't make a child have to go through life like that.
3 hours later 8990783 Anonymous
>>8990729
I like the headcanon that mrs cake is cheating on mr cake with mr cake
3 hours later 8990784 Anonymous (23_21_06_859_167821__UNOPT__.png 600x1300 32kB)
>>8990729
I prefer this one.
3 hours later 8990795 Anonymous
>>8990750
Who wouldn't want to be a single dad?
Hold on a moment, I saw Rip-It Roger last week. Let me reset my brainpan.
*pow*
Okay, what have I been typin-- yeesh! Never mind, anon.
3 hours later 8990797 Anonymous
>>8990783
I like the headcanon that mr cake is a massive fag
3 hours later 8990798 Anonymous
>>8990784
> cheating roleplay
Oh yes
OHHH YESSS
3 hours later 8990805 Anonymous
>>8990750
It's trendy to get a kid from 3rd world countries.
3 hours later 8990807 Anonymous (1cd6b8c681fd-(n1362829669192).jpg 650x366 33kB)
>>8990783
>>8990784
HOW
3 hours later 8990808 Anonymous
>>8990677
Oh. Well. Just don't feed her mentos.
>>8990659
I don't like that. Looks too gaudy.
3 hours later 8990811 Anonymous
>>8990773
I would learn orbital calculus nonsexually from that pony. At night. At night school.
3 hours later 8990815 Anonymous (pinkie was pinkie the whole time.gif 256x192 5kB)
>>8990783
>>8990783
3 hours later 8990816 Anonymous
>>8990797
You can be a married man and still love to take cocks up the ass, it's more common than people think.
3 hours later 8990817 Anonymous
>>8990795
It's not a matter of wanting to
American agencies don't often allow adoptions for single men
It's considered better to have good ole mommy and daddy (or mom-and-mom, dad-and-dad) two-parent households.
Nevermind a single parent would only have one set of neurosis to fuck a kid up
3 hours later 8990823 Anonymous
the cakes do nothing for me.
my head canon is SA is gay with twilights dad
twilight likes to watch
3 hours later 8990824 Anonymous
>>8990797
Brae pls
3 hours later 8990829 Anonymous
>>8990714
>tauntology
That's adorable. I can't stop myself from pinching your cheeks this is so cute.
3 hours later 8990830 Anonymous
>>8990807
We've both seen the same glitter glue comic before.
3 hours later 8990832 Anonymous
>>8990714
>>8990281
>>8990183
Can we seduce this pone?
3 hours later 8990834 Anonymous
>>8990808
Just put your tripcode on you shit
3 hours later 8990840 Anonymous
>>8990834
No
3 hours later 8990842 Anonymous (1355775616167.png 847x700 127kB)
>>8990823
My headcanon is everyone is fucking straight.
3 hours later 8990843 Anonymous
>>8990808
But it fits that she looks gaudy. All her girlfriends are talking about how guys are so shallow they only like good looks (and it makes her feel so much worse when they say that).
3 hours later 8990849 Anonymous
>>8990842
But what about the gay ones?
3 hours later 8990851 Anonymous
>>8990823
My headcanon is Apple Bloom is actually Braeburn's daughter He doesn't know
3 hours later 8990859 Anonymous
>>8990851
More than cousins
More than kissin'
3 hours later 8990862 Anonymous
>>8990823
SA's wife is too pretty for him to be a fag. She's got a beautiful voice, she's magic, and she's a princess. What more could you want?
3 hours later 8990864 Anonymous
>>8990842
I agree. I also must sleep now or risk falling asleep while commuting tomorrow.
Fuck daylight saving time.
3 hours later 8990865 Creepy Curse
Did I ever told you guys I talked to this super famous tumblr artist?
3 hours later 8990866 Anonymous
>>8990784
I just got the best idea. Come home in a cheesy costume pretending to be someone else to surprise your wife. Once the two of you get dwon to business have you twin brother, dressed like you normally dress, walk into the room and strat freaking out.
3 hours later 8990869 Anonymous
>>8990196
Just because she isn't menstruating yet doesn't mean she isn't a giant slut
3 hours later 8990882 Anonymous
>>8990862
>bisexuals don't exist
3 hours later 8990884 Anonymous
>>8990865
Why would you want to be me?
I don't even want to be me.
3 hours later 8990891 Anonymous
>>8990869
> pre-minarche women CAN be sexually aggressive
God don't I know it
3 hours later 8990900 Anonymous
Excuse me, assholes, have you seen the BronyDoc Faust interview thread anywhere?
3 hours later 8990903 Anonymous (1359216733214.jpg 600x801 110kB)
>>8990862
>you will never plow that beautiful alicorn princess till she's drooling all over the floor and her legs are too wobbly to walk
3 hours later 8990906 Anonymous
>>8990882
Usually married men that fuck around on the side have ugly wives.
3 hours later 8990916 Creepy Curse
>>8990900
That's why we have a catalog, dipshit.
Use it.
3 hours later 8990917 Anonymous
>>8990906
> look at photo of girlfriend
Oh ... oh dear.
3 hours later 8990920 Anonymous
>>8990862
>Cadance's love magic keeps everyone in Equestria cisgendered
3 hours later 8990926 Anonymous
>>8990903
I love her so much, I want to kill myself so I can go to Equestria and learn what having a happy life is like
3 hours later 8990928 Glitter Glue (ajbathtime7.png 618x507 69kB)
>>8990664
>Things are about to get pretty awkward
3 hours later 8990930 Elslowmo
1-9 Keep Drawing
0 Sleep
3 hours later 8990938 Anonymous
>>8990891
unf
3 hours later 8990940 Anonymous
>>8990843
But Diet Coke doesn't have a red stripe. It only has red text. Regular Coke Pony doesn't have a silver stripe.
3 hours later 8990952 Anonymous
>>8990928
>Here, you hold the sheath back and I'll get the washcloth in there, this is a two person job
3 hours later 8990958 Anonymous
>>8990900
There is nothing new there, all the parts are here. only these 4 mp3 files
3 hours later 8990959 Anonymous
>>8990916
Anon, you can be me all you want.
3 hours later 8990962 Anonymous
>>8990928
>threesome with the Apples
UNF
3 hours later 8990966 Anonymous
>>8990926
>we will reach artificial immortality during our lifetime
>none of us will die
>none of us will find out that you actually do go to equestria once you die
3 hours later 8990969 Anonymous
>>8990930
Noooooooooooooooooo
3 hours later 8990970 Anonymous
>>8990906
cadence is too busy running the crystal kingdom. SA goes months without getting any horse sex from her
3 hours later 8990972 Anonymous
>>8990928
>there's not actually room for one more in there
3 hours later 8990977 Anonymous
>>8990962
It's all business with them. A quick rut or a hoofjob and it's back to work, love has no place in the workplace.
3 hours later 8990981 Anonymous
>>8990938
No pedo. I just remember how many junior high girls took pride in being the first to suck their boyfriend, whether he really wanted or not
3 hours later 8990985 Anonymous
>>8990928
So... Mac up front, AJ in the middle, and us in the back?
3 hours later 8990989 Anonymous
>>8990966
I wish this was true
3 hours later 8990990 Elslowmo
>>8990969
>>8990930
Fuuuck the rules, I'm my own man
3 hours later 8990991 Anonymous
>>8990926
We have actual cadancefags apart from Reu in here?
3 hours later 8990992 Anonymous
>>8990930
Hahaha oh boy.
3 hours later 8991003 Glitter Glue
>>8990985
>So... Mac up front, AJ in the middle, and us in the back?
you wish
3 hours later 8991008 Anonymous
>>8990970
That's a pretty weak excuse. The average Anon in here probably has even fewer sex and you don't see him fucking around!
3 hours later 8991012 Anonymous
>>8991003
let's get this train rollin'!
3 hours later 8991016 Anonymous
>>8990928
Squeeze over, I guess
What are you going to do, tell him we want to be alone naked with his sister?
3 hours later 8991018 Anonymous
>>8990981
Yeah. A lot of girls in my grade disappeared when they got pregnant.
3 hours later 8991020 Anonymous
>>8990989
Which part? The being trapped on this planet for all of eternity instead of going to equestria part?
3 hours later 8991023 Anonymous
>>8990991
She's pretty, I love her voice, she's probably my favorite character besides Twilight.
3 hours later 8991028 Anonymous
>>8990977
I'm pretty sure they take more time when there's slightly less work round the farm in the wintertime
3 hours later 8991042 Anonymous
>>8990491
>Solid 8" and never been kissed
>not 8.5"
Step it up anon
3 hours later 8991047 Anonymous
>>8991023
And Britt McKillip is fucking smoking.
3 hours later 8991059 Anonymous
>>8991012
CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
3 hours later 8991069 Anonymous
>>8991020
>trapped on this planet
Fuck that noise
i'm taking my endless life and going to space
Even years of sitting in a ship doing nothing while it travels is more productive than sitting here doing nothing while nothing happens
3 hours later 8991070 Anonymous
>>8991023
http://i.imgur.com/RclrMMm.png
Stupid image limit
3 hours later 8991076 Anonymous
>>8991047
Just googled her, she really is beautiful. I want Cadance to be my wife.
3 hours later 8991090 Anonymous
>>8991069
We'll blow each other up way before we can go to Equestria
3 hours later 8991095 Anonymous
>>8991090
>We'll blow each other
Will you faggots just fuck already
3 hours later 8991106 Anonymous
>>8991070
I love this script
I love myself who came up with this idea
3 hours later 8991110 Anonymous
>>8991042
I'm sure that if I had that extra quarter of an inch everyone would be all over me
3 hours later 8991116 Anonymous
>>8991003
;_;
Can't you at least afford some modicum of male pride?
3 hours later 8991119 Anonymous
>>8991095
If we do make it, I better not have a heart attack before I get to have tender, consensual sex with Twilight.
3 hours later 8991133 MT
darn image limit~
3 hours later 8991134 Anonymous
>>8991110
An autist with a big cock is still an autist
3 hours later 8991142 Anonymous
>>8991133
>that feel
FRESH HORSE WHEN
3 hours later 8991147 Anonymous
>>8991134
Lets see some big cocks, MLPG
Post em
3 hours later 8991153 Anonymous
>>8991133
Use imgur
3 hours later 8991159 Anonymous
>>8991147
5 inches of steel, boy
3 hours later 8991175 Anonymous
>>8991159
Show me
3 hours later 8991194 Anonymous
>>8990784
my favorite part of these kinds of things is that they are actually rather tragic
3 hours later 8991195 Anonymous
>>8991183
>>8991183
New pank
3 hours later 8991203 MT
>>8991153
http://i.imgur.com/aDtFjos.png
3 hours later 8991214 Glitter Glue
>>8991116
>Can't you at least afford some modicum of male pride?
what exactly are you asking for
3 hours later 8991216 Anonymous
>>8991203
>>8991203
YES YES
3 hours later 8991245 Anonymous
>>8991214
I'm asking for Anon not to get MAc up his butt by accident.
Or on purpose.
Or get compared to him.
3 hours later 8991248 Anonymous
>>8991203
http://murkeli.kapsi.fi/userscripts /4chanimgur.user.js
3 hours later 8991283 Anonymous
>>8991245
or anon up Big Mac either
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