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2013-02-23 09:39 8556766 Anonymous (tumblr_m4qqdyMjDx1rx78iqo1_500.png 500x658 96kB)
Suddenly Queen Chrysalis is next to you. Wat do?

1 min later 8556802 Kornheiser (Rape Fro.png 273x403 172kB)
>>8556766 >rape and/or be raped

4 min later 8556879 Anonymous (tumblr_m7ah19weHc1qzfn59.gif 291x190 18kB)
This.

5 min later 8556911 Anonymous
>>8556766 Bend over and let her lance my prostate with her oversize horn. Then scream as I spray blood and semen over her face.

6 min later 8556923 Anonymous
>rape

7 min later 8556942 SilentStrings (image.jpg 223x200 17kB)
Fuck ALL the holes.

8 min later 8556983 Anonymous (239917__UNOPT__safe_queen-chrysalis.jpeg.jpg 1071x1435 426kB)
Touch her hair to confirm my headcanon wether it's actually waxy/oily in nature.

11 min later 8557042 Anonymous
>Rape hardcore

11 min later 8557053 Anonymous
Love her tenderly of course Then she will conquer all of the Earth

13 min later 8557084 Anonymous
>>8557053 But Equestria is in another castle not on Earth...

14 min later 8557125 Anonymous
I wonder what Chrysalis smells like? I always imagined her to smell like an empty medieval church.

15 min later 8557154 Anonymous
>>8557084 The OP says Chrysalis is next to you not that you were transported to Equestria. I would assume she would still want to conquer this Earth anyway.

17 min later 8557206 Anonymous
>>8556766 Ask her to morph into Gilda

18 min later 8557241 Anonymous (1357995031698.jpg 345x397 76kB)
>>8556911

20 min later 8557290 Anonymous (___1360517833958.png 404x408 48kB)
>>8557206 Oh god, that again My sides are still in orbit.

21 min later 8557315 Anonymous
>>8556766 Uh... Hi >Hello Anon. I heard you have some love for me >Sultry look ... *Sighs* *Unzips* The shit I put up with.

21 min later 8557324 Anonymous
>>8557206 Your trips is still on, when is next storytime?

23 min later 8557384 Anonymous
>>8557324 Today, nighttime

24 min later 8557412 Anonymous
Ask her to do that cute giggle. I can still feel it almost a year on.

28 min later 8557533 Miraak (image.jpg 500x185 34kB)
>>8556766 "Hey baby,want to conquer all of tamriel?"

31 min later 8557630 Anonymous
>>8556766 Let her seduce me into a cocoon.

1 hours later 8559455 Sweet Pony Ass (cry-cyoa-b.jpg 600x3104 478kB)
Kick out all her teeth. transform into megatron and have a threesome with gilda.

2 hours later 8559883 Octavarius Paracletus
>Inquire if she wants to roleplay >She agrees, and a few moments later, she's suspended by shackle and rope, her hindlegs spread open like an expentant mother >Start shoveling baked beans into her mouth. >After a while, I can hear her stomach start to shift and gurgle >I put a bottle of soda up to her lips and make her chug it down in increments. >The last of the cold liquid rolls down her throat; a faint groan is heard as the gases rise upward, erupting from her mouth as a long bassy belch. Two smaller, more feminine sounding ones follow, further tinging the air with a sour odor. >She blushes, then suddenly goes rigid as the pressure begins to build out the other end...

2 hours later 8559909 Anonymous (___.jpg 463x462 140kB)
>>8557384 >Today, nighttime

3 hours later 8561444 Anonymous (1359079113006.gif 350x400 1424kB)
>>8556766 This

3 hours later 8561531 Anonymous
>>8561444 Trips confirm

3 hours later 8561547 Anonymous (gorilla.gif 499x281 1000kB)
>>8561444 Trips confirm the anwser is always violence

3 hours later 8561573 Tricky Kittens (1361256474804.png 322x359 204kB)
>>8561444

3 hours later 8561618 Anonymous
>>8561547 In America, it is.

3 hours later 8561731 Anonymous
>>8557384 Are you 100% tripfag now?

3 hours later 8561779 Anonymous (12DFC2EF-B35F-4639-AEF3-B00AE093F1F8.jpg 480x611 86kB)
>>8561618 Death solves everything, if there is no man there is no problem - Joseph stalin, russia confirms. But DONT TELL ME, JAPAN IS AN HONORABLE NON VIOLENT COUNTRY AND HAS AN AMAZING CULTURE AND YOU LOVE PEACEFUL JAPAN SO MUCH, REMEMBER, YOU ARE NOT A FAT WEABOO NECKBEARD, YOUR A CULTURALLY ENRICHED BRIT/AMERICAN!

3 hours later 8561794 Anonymous
>>8561731 a tripfag, in its purest form?

3 hours later 8561842 Anonymous
>>8561779 uwotm8 Are you unhappy with the frank realisation that America's 'Founding Fathers' would never have signed the Declaration of Independance if they knew what America would become?

3 hours later 8561885 SingleCam (13613032127791427902142.png 320x320 152kB)
Ask if she wants to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the possibility of procreation.

3 hours later 8561923 Anonymous (1357454241115.jpg 398x334 50kB)
>>8561842 I realize the american country is horribly flawed in its current state, but dont pretend america is the only country who uses violent measures, all empires are forged from the bleaching bones of fallen soldiers and quenched in the blood of leaders.

3 hours later 8561955 Tricky Kittens (13346737864567.jpg 264x191 6kB)
>>8556802 >>8556923 >>8557042

3 hours later 8561979 Anonymous
>>8561923 No, I know that America isn't the only country that uses violence. I also know America isn't an empire, and that it's one of the few super-paranoid states that hasn't collapsed.

3 hours later 8561984 Anonymous (chrysalis_in_a_swamp_by_yuji8sushi-d5ux9qv.jpg 1057x755 127kB)
>>8561885 That's an awful lot of babies Anon. If she lays clutches of eggs like most bugs your gonna be drowning in Changeling. conquering the world does sounds fun though. I wonder what the changelings default form looks like when they get human DNA thrown in their genepool.

3 hours later 8561987 Anonymous
>>8561842 tl;dr, all countries commit horrible attrocities and engage in war and anybody who pretends that the country they inhabit has ever been completely good is delusioned at best and idiotic at worst

3 hours later 8562003 Anonymous
>>8557125 old cheese?

3 hours later 8562026 Anonymous
>>8561979 Enlightin me with your country of origin, mine is romania, yours?

3 hours later 8562033 Anonymous
>>8561987 tl;dr objectivity is hard, and people from countries that are shitholes try to pretend they're capable of it.

3 hours later 8562041 Anonymous (1354121345618.jpg 598x547 157kB)
>>8556879 That. I would run like a little bitch.

3 hours later 8562102 Anonymous
>Step 1: Grab nearest object that could be used as an improvised weapon. In this case a small pot that contians a plant whose's name I don't bother to remember. >Step 2: Attempt to cave in intruder's head with it. >Step 3: ? >Step 4: PROFIT!!! (Or, more likely, fail miserably and get raeped)

3 hours later 8562105 Anonymous
>>8562033 What country do YOU call home?

3 hours later 8562108 Anonymous
>>8556766 Well... first of all, why is she next to me when I'm just sitting at my computer? What's she even doing? I'll let her hang out if she wants...

3 hours later 8562249 Anonymous (128522372455.jpg 300x266 20kB)
>>8556802 This.

3 hours later 8562292 Equestrian Guardsman
>>8556766 That's it? She just randomly appears? I mean, I'm at a computer, obviously, so it's not like anything is happening... Fine. I'll go along with this. >Be sitting on couch with laptop >Suddenly Chrysalis. >"Wait, what the buck? Where am I?" >"...Earth. In my home, actually. Sup?" >"Uh... what?" >"Should I explain it entirely, or do you just want the gist of it? You can sit down you know, your highness." >"...Thanks. Short version, preferably." >"Sure. You're in the house of a human, a bipedial and generally violent and flawed race whose emotional state fluctuates and varies far beyond that of a ponies. You're currently in my house, and I was just relaxing and browsing information with a piece of highly advanced, by your standards anyway, technology." >Gets up and goes to the kitchen, "You want a soda or something? I have no clue how long you'll be here, to be honest. If not, I guess I can hug you or something for the love you need..."

3 hours later 8562323 Anonymous (1359738486320.gif 372x242 1047kB)
cuddle

3 hours later 8562653 Anonymous
Stick my tonque down her throat

3 hours later 8562844 Anonymous
Fill the holes with Bondo and Krylon.

3 hours later 8563097 Anonymous
I burst into treats while spaghetti erupts from every orifice I have, while tellign her she is goign to get r-raped. She woudl reply with sticking her flank up and onto my face, asking me "Well? What are you waiting for". This is turn would make me spaghetti more and say "Y-you too". Chrysalis would lift an eyebrow at this and I would try to fix the situation by saying "B-back that ass up" To that, Chrysalis would burst out laughing while spaghetti would start to leak from my pockets onto the floor. I would start to cry, and yell "NOTHING BUT GUTS! NOTHING BUT GUTS!" and attempt to slap her flank, but the slap would come out too soft and she would look dissapointed. Suddenly Optimsu Prime would punch my roof open and show his raging hard matrix. It would baske us in it's thick juicy white glow and cascade upon us like hotglue onto pony merchandise. Our minds would open and we would travel between dimensions only to end up into Celestias bedroom chambers. This woudl wake her up, since she woudl ahve been sleeping, and I would quickly yelp out "B-B-BACK THAT ASS UP!" while Chrysalis would facehoof and her holes would whistle from the motion. This in turn would call the dinosaurs upon us, but sadly we could not partake in the walk because a skeleton popped out of Optimus Primes matrix while it would throb in the afterglow

3 hours later 8563116 Anonymous (mmpr.jpg 522x330 55kB)
Show her an episode of Power Rangers and tell her that if she tries anything, they'll fuck her up. Then proceed to treat her like a gentlemen. It's not like she'd be able to tell if they're real or not.

4 hours later 8563710 Changeling
Well... Bow to my queen and ask her if she needs anything.

4 hours later 8563725 Anonymous (images.jpg 159x318 7kB)
Spray bug killer on her

4 hours later 8564215 SingleCam
>>8561984 First guess is anthro Changeling. Could be sexy.

4 hours later 8564278 Anonymous (1350764736766.jpg 326x241 25kB)
>>8563097 Perfect.

4 hours later 8564302 Anonymous
She would appear next to me, most likely bemused as there is no way she'd appear in front of an average human such as myself unless it was by pure chance. I would be surprised at first, I'd definitely check to see if I was dreaming and as I know how to lucid dream I would quickly realize that this was reality and I may be going crazy. I will then touch her to confirm that she is real, at least I would assuming she'd let me or she wasn't hurt/scared out of her mind. If she was real, then I would make an attempt to communicate with her and see where it goes from there.

4 hours later 8564561 Anonymous (yugay.png 930x698 746kB)
>>8556766

4 hours later 8564633 Buttcheese
>Sitting at desk, watching newest ep >Chrysalis suddenly appears >"W-Where am I? Who are you?" "My name is Anon. You're on earth, at the moment Chrysalis." >"Wait, how do you know my name?" "I'll give it to you straight. You're a cartoon character in a show used to sell toys to little girls. Here, I'll show you." >show her a couple videos of a Canterlot Wedding >"It's true. I remember all of this happening. Wait, how would you know? As you said, it's for little girls, and your obviously a stallion." *groan* "I'll get you a glass of water."

4 hours later 8565070 Buttcheese
>>8564633 >tell her all about Bronies, /mlp/, etc >"So, let me get this straight. This company called Hasbro has made 65 episodes of Ponies doing comedic things and singing for little girls.. But they actually attracted men? "That's the basics, yeah." >"Wow. Who knew Earth was so.. weird?" "Shit happens. Anyway, if your gonna stay here for a while, you can't reveal yourself to anyone. If /mlp/ knew you were real, I'd have neckbeards banging on my door for MONTHS!" >"Hmm.. Ok, you got a deal." "If you want to, I can show you some more stuff from the show online, just so you know what's been going on in the timeline." >"Might as well."

5 hours later 8565329 Anonymous
>>8565070 She didn't spit water into his face and burst our laughing? I am disappointed.

5 hours later 8565466 Buttcheese
>>8565070 >Month or two pass, Chrysalis has entered best friend status and now seems a bit nicer >come back from shopping at tesco "Hey chrysalis. I'm back from the store." >"Oh hey Anon. I was just watching something called the Oscars. Who is Oscar and why is he giving out mini statues?" "It's not a person, it's just a name they use. Anyway, I got something for you." >give her a packaged Queen Chrysalis toy by Hasbro >"..My own toy? Wow. I don't know what to say. Thank you anon." "Hey, no problem." >Chrysalis gets up, flutters over and hugs ensue. "Oh, and if you want, the next series of MLP starts tomorrow. Wanna watch it and see how bad it is? >"It's a date."

5 hours later 8565801 Buttcheese
>>8565466 >12:00am "Alright Chrysi, time for bed." >*stretches* "Alright anon. Let's get going." >Get into bottom bunk, Chrysalis flys up to top >"Um, Anon? I just wanted to thank you for putting up with me. You invited me in, took me in as your guest and I'm really greatful. I really like you, Anon." "Me too Chrysi. G'night." >flick light off >hour later >feel something get into the bed >"I had a bad dream. Mind if I sleep with you?" "Of course you can. Night." >"I love you." "What?" >"Nothing."

5 hours later 8565906 Buttcheese
>>8565801 >Wake up >Chrysalis is still there >look at clock >4:00am >roll back over >Chrysalis is awake >"Surprise." >suddenly, kiss >here we go

5 hours later 8566326 Buttcheese
>>8565906 >Chrysalis breaks the kiss, then pulls down pants >"So, what do you wanna do?" "Um.. I dunno. You got any ideas?" >"I've got one." She chuckles and goes under the sheet >She reaches the cock, already erect by the kiss >goes straight onto it, proceeds to suck it >moan in delight, her lips feel like bubblegum >she goes faster and faster until anon finally cums >swallows semen, then crawls up onto stomach >"Now it's your turn" >Stick dick in her pussy >ohmygodthisfeelssogood >start to thrust as she giggles in delight >"I know you can do faster then that Anon." >start to go faster, she starts to orgasm "I-I'm gonna cum!" >cum inside, chrysalis climaxes

5 hours later 8566482 Buttcheese
>>8566326 >chrysalis gets off, falls beside anon >"That.. was amazing.. Your so big.." "I know.. Good night, Chrysalis." >"I love you." peck on the cheek "I love you too." >fall asleep That's the end. Night, everyone.

5 hours later 8566497 Anonymous (_weirdest_boner_.jpg 400x300 120kB)
>>8566326 continue...

5 hours later 8566932 Anonymous
>>8564633 >>8565070 >>8565466 >>8565801 >>8565906 >>8566326 >>8566482 10/10

6 hours later 8567055 Anonymous
>>8556766 SKEEL THE OGRE

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