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2013-02-22 01:49 8508112 Anonymous MLP General (wt snacks.png 300x340 12kB)
Get ready for another round! Also, let's post your results, if you want: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4781807/ep isode-sort.html dyinghorse.mkv: >>>/mlp/8503400

2 min later 8508157 Anonymous
Recycle. New/old thread: >>>/mlp/8508103

1 hours later 8509961 Anonymous (1331508214096.png 1860x1756 2010kB)
~

1 hours later 8510007 Anonymous (meagain.png 118x189 18kB)
so, what's the good word?

1 hours later 8510053 Anonymous
>>8510007 We're still in this thread >>8508157 .

1 hours later 8510059 Anonymous
>>8510007 Please ignore this, just bumped it to save it from doom.

3 hours later 8512540 Anonymous
Pone.

3 hours later 8512559 Anonymous (guild_wars_2___sylvari_necromancer_by_atryl-d4pq9af.jpg 900x600 134kB)
good question indeed (at first I though this is actual concept art whem hr posted this on tumblr)

3 hours later 8512563 Anonymous (1351791950751.png 804x1102 228kB)
I miss Snacks Pone

3 hours later 8512581 Anonymous (MLP General.jpg 500x702 68kB)


3 hours later 8512587 Anonymous
>>8512563 >>>/2005/ captcha: cryed illmlp

3 hours later 8512599 Anonymous
>>8512581 >hoofbeat THEY KNEW THEY KNEW DECADES AGO

3 hours later 8512610 Anonymous
>>8512563 >Coke Pone >Drone Pone >Cellpone >Plane Pone >Pizza Pone >Tabasco Pone What isn't there a pone for yet?

3 hours later 8512618 Anonymous
We are in a different thread you dolts

3 hours later 8512629 Anonymous
>>8512581 Has anyone drawn the MLP version of this yet?

3 hours later 8512634 Anonymous
>>8512610 PONE PONE

3 hours later 8512637 Anonymous
>>8512618 Obviously >>8512623

3 hours later 8512638 Anonymous
>>8512610 You, Anon~

3 hours later 8512640 Anonymous (1344474609608.png 395x581 138kB)
>>8512610 You forgot swiffer horse

3 hours later 8512643 Anonymous
>>8512581 >a hoofbeat away FUCKING BRONY PANDERING

3 hours later 8512647 Anonymous
>>8512623 >duffdifler

3 hours later 8512651 Anonymous
>>8512634 Oh god... QUAAAID, START THE REACTOR

3 hours later 8512656 Anonymous (1348726193395.png 600x600 86kB)
>>8512610 ghost pone

3 hours later 8512665 Anonymous (SwifferSwiffing.png 436x388 76kB)
>>8512640 It's easy to forget her. She is very quiet.

3 hours later 8512666 Anonymous
>>8512610 Elements?

3 hours later 8512667 Anonymous (boiler horse.png 948x945 308kB)
>>8512610 Can't forget boiler horse

3 hours later 8512672 Anonymous
>>8512665 Is there a scrubbing bubbles horse?

3 hours later 8512673 Anonymous
>>8512651 WEH WEH WEH

3 hours later 8512674 Anonymous (Rainbow Dash Cloud Butt.png 1000x1000 167kB)
How soft is a pony butt

3 hours later 8512680 Anonymous
what if pony had an allergic reaction to human?

3 hours later 8512681 Anonymous (Ionic bond pones.png 1289x933 300kB)
>>8512666 Well Not sure if this counts but

3 hours later 8512685 Anonymous
>>8512667 >Stinky pony

3 hours later 8512686 Anonymous
>>8512623 >>8512623 >dumbd retard as always marks wrong thread I fucking miss times wen oly Leth was in charge

3 hours later 8512689 Anonymous
>>8512674 Pony butt is very plush.

3 hours later 8512690 Anonymous
Is there a penis horse?

3 hours later 8512692 Anonymous (1350239126657.png 612x612 89kB)
>>8512610 redbull high altitude balloon pone

3 hours later 8512693 Anonymous
>>8512674 very soft and moist

3 hours later 8512697 Anonymous
Would you watch Delgo if I streamed it?

3 hours later 8512704 Anonymous (1332449271446.png 1015x1825 1328kB)
floitershoi

3 hours later 8512710 Anonymous
>>8512667 was hot water bottle pony ever drawn?

3 hours later 8512721 Anonymous
>>8512710 Yes But I didn't save it

3 hours later 8512722 Anonymous
>>8512686 where the fuck is the right thread then? please show us wise anon

3 hours later 8512724 Anonymous
>>8512610 It will never cease to amaze me how many abstract concepts and objects there are poniefied.

3 hours later 8512726 Anonymous
>>8512690 >not knowing braeburned's OC

3 hours later 8512735 Anonymous
>tfw bored so censored redtube front page on goggles

3 hours later 8512743 Anonymous
>>8512697 probably. I would watch anything if someone streamed it.

3 hours later 8512744 Anonymous
>>8512724 And they're all kawaii as fuck~

3 hours later 8512753 Anonymous (FromHerVantagePointSheViewsTheWorld.png 1000x1000 61kB)
>>8512724 Sometimes we get kinda weird when we get bored.

3 hours later 8512775 Anonymous
>>8512753 tabasco is worst sauce like seriously what the fuck louisiana

3 hours later 8512778 Glitter Glue (learntoshare.png 820x644 122kB)
hey guys can we still goggles

3 hours later 8512780 Anonymous (tumblr_milsg8ZuUd1qdlh1io1_400.gif 369x312 2096kB)
I request this with spike and gummy

3 hours later 8512782 Anonymous
>Flutter toots >Not Pinkie Toots She's the kind of chick who'd think it's HILARIOUS to fart all the time.

3 hours later 8512783 Anonymous
>>8512775 It's pretty good on eggs

3 hours later 8512788 Anonymous
MLPG DRAWING CHALLENGE! DRAW YOUR FAVORITE PONY OR NON MLP PONY! YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES!

3 hours later 8512792 Anonymous
>>8512685 I think her name is Petunia Wish there were more greentexts of her and her

3 hours later 8512800 Anonymous
>>8512775 See, your problem is you assume it's a hot sauce and not an ingredient. It's used to enhance foods flavors.

3 hours later 8512815 Anonymous
>>8512775 cholula > tabasco better flavors too.

3 hours later 8512817 Anonymous (1360035671258.gif 422x358 1353kB)
Why is Applejack such a fucking retard?

3 hours later 8512821 Anonymous (twist.png 819x460 15kB)
>>8512788

3 hours later 8512822 Anonymous
>>8512778 Rumble certainly looks happy with herself

3 hours later 8512823 Anonymous (Tapatio.png 563x632 137kB)
>>8512783 Nah, there is only one wizard for making eggs palatable.

3 hours later 8512825 Anonymous
>>8512788 No, I'm tired and terrible at drawing.

3 hours later 8512826 Anonymous (incredulous junior idol.jpg 809x487 110kB)
>board-tans

3 hours later 8512828 Anonymous
>>8508112 Dat snacks. m-ma dick.

3 hours later 8512830 Anonymous
>>8512581 >lyra and bonbon

3 hours later 8512833 Anonymous
>>8512726 It's a boring OC in a striped earth-tone sweater. I'm talking a pony that's the walking incarnation of penises.

3 hours later 8512840 Anonymous
>>8512817 because apple

3 hours later 8512841 Anonymous
>realize that tumblr uses your account name rather than your blog name when you answer someone privately Oh fuck I've been giving myself away to bronies all this time

3 hours later 8512842 Anonymous
>>8512817 She isn't, she actually reads incredibly fast.

3 hours later 8512844 Anonymous (1361325121653.png 1100x1100 166kB)
>>8512817

3 hours later 8512849 Anonymous
>>8512833 exactly he had two

3 hours later 8512850 Deafdefiler
>>8512778 What's the link again?

3 hours later 8512852 Anonymous (Hot Water Bottle pone colored.png 1280x1024 467kB)
>>8512710 >>8512721

3 hours later 8512855 Anonymous (-123.png 564x571 198kB)
>>8508112 Saved that picture. Thanks op.

3 hours later 8512861 Anonymous (MSpaint.jpg 1076x981 144kB)
>>8512788 Its not my best work but its all i can do at 10 mins

3 hours later 8512865 Anonymous (inky ghost gives his approval.jpg 239x239 6kB)
>>8512841 give it away give it away give it away now

3 hours later 8512866 Anonymous
>>8512841 HAHAHA

3 hours later 8512867 Anonymous
>>8512841 Haha! I did the same thing on Skype.

3 hours later 8512870 Anonymous
>>8512665 She probably doesn't even clean that much She just likes to swish her tail around all day

3 hours later 8512875 Anonymous (v.png 1920x1080 750kB)


3 hours later 8512876 Anonymous
>>8512841 Using tumblr was your first mistake.

3 hours later 8512880 Anonymous
>>8512865 RHCP pls stay

3 hours later 8512889 Anonymous
>>8512681 That's adorable

3 hours later 8512898 Anonymous
>>8512823 >Hey brochacho! >What's goin' on? >Que paso? >You makin' los huevos rancheros, man??? I didn't think anyone saved that.

3 hours later 8512904 Anonymous
>>8512870 She's inadvertently cleaning.

3 hours later 8512906 Anonymous (laughing elf trap.jpg 500x396 205kB)
>>8512875

3 hours later 8512931 Anonymous
>>8512870 She cant help but clean. Static, man. Like when Anon walked into the kitchen on a cold winter morning, with wool socks on. Literally force pulled her off the counter onto his arm. Took a while but he managed to peal her off and keep her away. He heard a pop and a yelp while drinking coffee later.

3 hours later 8512932 Anonymous (Piece de Resistance.png 645x506 20kB)
>>8512788 DID I MAEK IT IN TIEM?!

3 hours later 8512943 Anonymous
>>8512898 I save everything~

3 hours later 8512951 Anonymous (See you in pony hell.png 800x1200 690kB)
>>8512656 >superior ghost pone

3 hours later 8512956 ReiDuran (rarilestia.png 1186x714 197kB)
Someone wanted me to make that one picture into Rarity and Celestia so here you go.

3 hours later 8512962 Anonymous
does anyone have the link to the 30 min challage?

3 hours later 8512965 Anonymous
>>8512943 thats a bit terrifying.

3 hours later 8512967 Anonymous
>>8512656 >not transparent 0/10

3 hours later 8512972 Anonymous (my neighbor anon.jpg 191x460 23kB)
>You will never be this well dressed, handsome, reserved or mysterious.

3 hours later 8512974 Anonymous
>>8512956 >rarilestia should have made that discord

3 hours later 8512975 Anonymous
>>8512956 absolutely disgusting

3 hours later 8512976 Anonymous
>>8512830 Oh god dammit I laughed

3 hours later 8512977 Anonymous
what time does the nerd convention start? is there a mlpg stream? it will feel just like watching a new episode right??

3 hours later 8512980 Anonymous (ghost pone.png 500x500 46kB)
>>8512656 Boo

3 hours later 8512985 Anonymous
>>8512972 >You will never have little sisters who are just like real life ponies

3 hours later 8512986 Anonymous
>>8512898 >"Tapatio." >"Talk to me!" >"WHERE is my oregano?" >"...Que?" >"My Mexican Oregano. I bought a whole bag of it yesterday, and now it's gone." >"Uhhhhhhhhh..."

3 hours later 8512987 Anonymous
>>8512972 but I really do have his clothes

3 hours later 8512990 Anonymous
>>8512965 Psh. I just wish we had a inked and colored version of Tap.

3 hours later 8513000 Anonymous
>>8512972 >you will never be a universally-loved contributor's self-insert OC

3 hours later 8513003 Anonymous
>The Hub raped everything when it comes to ratings when the finale aired >Biggest ratings of all finales and season premieres till now >higher ratings than Nick, CN, and other cartoon channels

3 hours later 8513005 Anonymous
Best object pone is either clock pone or phone pone

3 hours later 8513006 Anonymous (Mall with cane.jpg 2326x3101 1753kB)
>>8512972 >implying I'm not

3 hours later 8513007 Anonymous
>>8512833 A plump pony with visible veins, a flared mane, and a habit to occasionally drool?

3 hours later 8513022 Anonymous (GhostPone.png 600x600 110kB)
>>8512656 I guess Anon didn't notice his solid mistake!

3 hours later 8513024 Anonymous
>>8512987 >but I really do have his clothes What kind of coat is that? I want one.

3 hours later 8513026 Anonymous (I re.png 770x700 291kB)
>>8512951 >>8512656 >>8512980 silly anons there is only one true ghost pony

3 hours later 8513034 Anonymous (cellpone no signal.png 522x553 52kB)
>>8513005 I disagree but I'm posting this anyway

3 hours later 8513035 Anonymous
>>8513006 Does that cunt have a fucking walking stick? How is he still breathing?

3 hours later 8513037 Anonymous
>>8513000 >self-insert uhh

3 hours later 8513039 Anonymous (1327240885007.jpg 172x167 19kB)
>>8513006

3 hours later 8513047 Anonymous
>>8513026 that's not a ghost

3 hours later 8513048 Anonymous (but.gif 435x325 560kB)
>>8513003

3 hours later 8513059 Anonymous (tumblr_m6a82iUGVL1qcwtoho1_400[1].jpg 400x400 106kB)
>>8513006 >nerd fashion

3 hours later 8513060 Anonymous (Dash in the window with a mouse.png 471x450 33kB)
>>8512788

3 hours later 8513061 Anonymous
>>8513003 [citation needed]

3 hours later 8513066 Elslowmo (hmmm.jpg 150x75 3kB)
>>8512990 Someone say they needed something inked and colored?

3 hours later 8513067 Glitter Glue (spaghetti pockets.png 687x687 61kB)


3 hours later 8513068 Anonymous
>>8513047 It is a ghost because the artist is dead

3 hours later 8513073 Anonymous
>>8512986 >"You really need to stop buying those things in bags, bromego..." >'Oh for the love of, don't tell me you-' >"I told you he was an idiot!" >'Not now, Tabasco...' >"You should see what he did with the Saffron." >'...I swear to god...'

3 hours later 8513076 Anonymous
>>8513037 >implying he isn't, whether he's modeled on Kenshiro or not

3 hours later 8513077 Anonymous
>>8513006 oh geez i nostalgiad. it reminds me of a friend in middleschool who stole a cane from a store by shoving it in his pants and walking out like an idiot. it was cool as hell and i was impressed.

3 hours later 8513082 Anonymous
>>8513024 you can buy it at any wal-mart, target, ross

3 hours later 8513084 Anonymous
>>8513067 That's not a pony.

3 hours later 8513086 Anonymous
>>8513006 I feel sorry for the physically disabled

3 hours later 8513094 Anonymous (soon only on the hub.gif 300x164 199kB)
>>8513003 As is the fate of all who oppose Hasbro

3 hours later 8513097 Anonymous
>>8513061 http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/20 13/02/21/royalty-reigns-over-key-co mpetitors-as-my-little-pony-friends hip-is-magic-takes-the-top-spot-wit h-the-special-coronation-episode/17 0414/

3 hours later 8513101 Anonymous
>>8512780 >Raccoon Hole That's some Junji Ito shit right there

3 hours later 8513102 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijlG lvwGEK0 GAME OF THE YEAR 2013

3 hours later 8513104 Anonymous
>>8513060 >02/21/13(Thu)23:02 No.8512788 >02/21/13(Thu)23:13 No.8513060 TOO SLOW

3 hours later 8513105 Anonymous
>>8513067 I like this.

3 hours later 8513106 Anonymous
>>8513076 why would you think that

3 hours later 8513109 Anonymous
>>8513068 but he wasn't a pony.

3 hours later 8513111 Anonymous
>>8513073 >the Saffron ...What did he do? WHAT DID HE DO?!

3 hours later 8513119 Anonymous (Dash Rain Sad.png 330x427 180kB)
>>8513104 Fuck

3 hours later 8513120 Anonymous
>>8513067 Are the snail eyes supposed to be... suggestively placed?

3 hours later 8513124 Anonymous (Tess is dead.gif 480x360 212kB)


3 hours later 8513125 Anonymous
I just read the translated lyrics to Gangnam Style. They're not funny or clever. This song would not have caught on had it been written in English

3 hours later 8513130 Anonymous
>>8513076 >letting anon bait you this hard you must love it you homo

3 hours later 8513136 Anonymous (1341066868519.png 755x721 114kB)
>>8513067 SNAILS NO THAT ISN'T APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR

3 hours later 8513139 Anonymous
>>8513067 >glitter glue can just repost old art and still get fresh responses

3 hours later 8513140 Anonymous
>>8513125 What a riveting observation.

3 hours later 8513145 ReiDuran
>>8513102 Is it really that good? I heard it was short as fuck. Dunno if I want to spend $60 on a game I can beat in an evening.

3 hours later 8513152 Anonymous
>>8513076 He's a Cromartie character

3 hours later 8513157 Anonymous
>>8513097 >Kids 2–11, The Hub outperformed Teen Nick (+240%), Nicktoons (+136%) and Sprout (+101%). >Girls 2–11, The Hub outperformed Nicktoons (+526%), Teen Nick (+168%), Sprout (+90%), Disney XD (+42%), Nick Jr. (+41%) and Cartoon Network (+22%). >Kids 6–11, The Hub out-performed Sprout (+353%), Nick Jr. (+115%), Teen Nick (+37%) and Nicktoons (+9%). >Girls 6–11, The Hub out-performed Sprout (+500%), Nicktoons (+380%), Nick Jr. (+324%), Cartoon Network (+36%) and Teen Nick (+33%). >My Little Pony Friendship is Magic” also earned year-to-year time period delivery gains among Kids 2–11 (+111%), Girls 2–11 (+80%), Kids 6–11 (+187%), Girls 6–11 (+177%), Adults 18–49 (+139%), Women 18–49 (+216%), Adults 25–54 (+116%) and Women 25–54 (+184%

3 hours later 8513162 Anonymous
>>8513136 I'm not seeing any ponies. Are you in fact lost young one? I can direct you do one of our finer art boards where drawings of humans go. This is MLP General, for fan art and discussion of MLP:Friendship is magic.

3 hours later 8513164 Anonymous (How do you fix a broken assss.png 923x866 275kB)
>Taking a shit a few weeks ago >dig my fingers in for a bit of a quick hole-diddling, and notice I can feel my rectums walls sort of, pushing their way out >looks like 12+ years of stretching and anal-play with big toys is finally catching up with me. >prolapse! >dildo my ass in an attempt at pushing it back in. >it works, but after a few days it starts descending down again. >more dildoing puts it back in place. This is fine. I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently. I just need to keep shoving things into my ass, and it'll be alright. Everything is alright.

3 hours later 8513167 Anonymous
>>8513125 Look at the lyrics for "Livin la Vida Loca" or "Get This Party Started". Huge hits. In English. Why the fuck is an MLPGer complaining about lyrics, anyway? You faggots love all the songs in the show no matter how insipid they are, and most of them definitely are insipid.

3 hours later 8513171 Anonymous
>>8513125 Who in America cares about lyrics?

3 hours later 8513175 BoredDrawFag (booredgilda.png 768x794 126kB)
>>8512788 Yeah late again

3 hours later 8513176 Anonymous
>>8513145 >Is it really that good? I heard it was short as fuck. Dunno if I want to spend $60 on a game I can beat in an evening. 1. Play on Hard or higher. 2. Wait until price comes down to 30 3. This is the first game I've enjoyed playing in 3 years.

3 hours later 8513178 Anonymous
>>8513130 I-I'm just trying to lure Dash out that's it I swear

3 hours later 8513190 Anonymous
>>8513164 >>Taking a shit a few weeks ago Stopped reading there.

3 hours later 8513191 Anonymous
>>8513157 Remember, women are not adults.

3 hours later 8513192 Anonymous (I do not understand these horrors.jpg 800x600 66kB)
>>8513164 I'm not sure if this is real or pasta It sounds pretty real for MLPG

3 hours later 8513196 Anonymous (1361502000838.jpg 720x720 65kB)
>>8513157 >Women 18–49 (+216%)

3 hours later 8513197 Anonymous
>>8513157 >the guy who created cadance and twily corn is being praised as a genius with good ideas for getting these rating >they give him more control now

3 hours later 8513198 Anonymous
>>8513164 twilight pls

3 hours later 8513201 Anonymous
>>8513164 I'm glad everything's working OK down there, anon, and I'm sure Pinkie Pie is glad for you too!

3 hours later 8513204 Anonymous
>>8513145 Nah, the whole "5 hours" thing was bull. Plus PG games are usually meant to be replayed a bunch f times. Plus having this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In0v 46Z6xbQ playing when you cut up a RAY's blade in mid air is amazing

3 hours later 8513207 Anonymous
IT'S GOT TO BE MY DESTINY

3 hours later 8513219 Anonymous
>>8513197 >>the guy who created cadance and twily corn is being praised as a genius with good ideas for getting these rating >>they give him more control now Damn it i hate it when hasbro gives more control to hasbro

3 hours later 8513221 Anonymous
>>8513111 >"Hey, it made your napkins look awesome!" >'...Fifty dollars...and those WERE, my Résumés.' >"...I was wondering why you wrote on those!"

3 hours later 8513224 Anonymous (1349914530577.gif 400x300 1061kB)
>>8513201 >Pinkie Pie will never shove a dildo into your ass

3 hours later 8513227 Anonymous
Where's that Tex fan art where he's at Twi's party with a poncho?

3 hours later 8513228 Anonymous (1348262436717.png 240x251 89kB)
>>8513157 >I have a great idea, let's give our top rated show with the highest selling merchandise only half a season 3

3 hours later 8513233 Anonymous (1361497459824.jpg 1500x1000 176kB)
>>8513102 Surprised no one's done Lyra as Mistral

3 hours later 8513244 Anonymous
>>8512956 >>8512956 THANK YOU BASED REI CropTool are you here? Can you color this one?

3 hours later 8513249 Anonymous
>>8513197 For Hasbro toy sales are much more important than ratings. If Cadence is not doing that well Hasbro won't make the writers include her in episodes if they don't want to

3 hours later 8513250 Anonymous
>>8513233 >Brony joke run into the ground OH GEE I WONDER WHY

3 hours later 8513263 Anonymous
>>8513228 They probably made season 3 half-length to give them time to make the movie. Season 4 is full-length, though.

3 hours later 8513266 Anonymous (marker pone.png 447x518 49kB)
>>8512788 Sketch didn't take very long, but I decided to color it and thus took too long. Woe is me.

3 hours later 8513268 A Human
M-maybe you could touch my butt tonight?

3 hours later 8513270 Anonymous
>>8513228 They figured they could slow down production this year, show more old episodes and still make more money by the cut costs. They were right.

3 hours later 8513271 Anonymous
>>8513228 I wouldn't put it past them if they used budget from S3 for the supposed EG pilot movie. That way, if it fails, they still have money for S4

3 hours later 8513273 Anonymous
>>8513266 what a cheeky cunt

3 hours later 8513276 Anonymous ((0125)1310097087031.png 300x300 91kB)
>>8513233 wow, talk about being armed

3 hours later 8513277 Anonymous (Celestia Rarity Comic Hoof_Fetish.jpg 800x1000 281kB)
>>8512956 >RarityxCelestia Noice

3 hours later 8513278 Anonymous
Which one of you goes to DHN and posts comments as "Ponichaesim?" You need to shut the fuck up. You're a lunatic.

3 hours later 8513287 Anonymous (furbrony cat ears.jpg 600x1122 82kB)
>this brony post pic saying he is ready for vegas bronycon >he looks better than most bronies and most people in mlpg

3 hours later 8513297 Lyra Heart
>>8513268 this is bait

3 hours later 8513301 Anonymous
>>8513287 >fat face nope

3 hours later 8513302 Anonymous
>>8513287 >collared shirt >Shaved >Probably showered Yup.

3 hours later 8513303 Anonymous
>>8513228 >>8513263 They made S3 just so it could make the 65 ep limit. They reserved judgement for whether they should continue with the series or just go into syndication. They decided to continue. These guys are just pure numbers people. Also at 65 eps, they can run the series for a long time until all the kids see all the episodes. Remember that kids are not dedicated horsefuckers like us, so they just watch an ep in the morning a few times a week. They miss a lot of eps.

3 hours later 8513305 Anonymous (pinkie laugh with me.jpg 500x561 102kB)
>>8513233 laugh with me

3 hours later 8513311 Anonymous
>>8513287 My god... Hes right.

3 hours later 8513317 Anonymous (gaaaaaaaaaaay.png 692x508 102kB)
>>8513000 >loved Aim lower. Like "somewhat tolerated."

3 hours later 8513318 Anonymous
>>8513268 Bonbon pls >>8513297 Thanks Lyra

3 hours later 8513323 Anonymous
>>8513287 Just from that pic I can tell he's a god damn furry though. Those guys are always losers.

3 hours later 8513328 Anonymous (1307473059561.png 305x256 62kB)
>>8513287 >and most in mlpg Really now? You know what we all look like?

3 hours later 8513334 Anonymous
>>8513287 its true

3 hours later 8513338 Anonymous (Babs 1.png 421x668 177kB)
>>8511625 >>8511811 >>8511982 >It gets to be a system between you - you do her some kind of favor big enough to merit it, and the next time you're alone, you get to look at her shirtless for five minutes. >you notice after a couple of times that she's started wearing fancier bras - some sheer, some lacy - always ones that enhance her already-considerable cleavage even more. >She watches you as you drink her in with your eyes, your hands fidgeting, the minutes ticking away. >sometimes, she'll pose a little for you, but the rest of the time, she seems content to let you ogle her on her terms. >She always gives you a little kiss after it's over.

3 hours later 8513346 Anonymous (1361392337201.png 906x932 208kB)
>>8513323 but anon, you are the furries!

3 hours later 8513347 Anonymous
>>8513287 He's certainly less fat than me.

3 hours later 8513348 Anonymous (Lyra Shy.gif 626x626 77kB)
Would you help raise it even if it was another anon's?

3 hours later 8513349 Anonymous
>>8513303 Actually they ordered S4 a long time ago. But yeah if the show was doing horrible they could have canceled S4 and have enough episodes for syndication with the least money lost

3 hours later 8513352 Anonymous (linkboard.png 550x550 109kB)
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3 hours later 8513354 Anonymous
>>8513338 keep this shit in the old horse

3 hours later 8513358 Anonymous
>>8513287 >most people in mlpg thank fuck i'm not one of them then.

3 hours later 8513359 Anonymous
>>8513352 That was... late...

3 hours later 8513361 Anonymous
>>8513348 I... what happened to the other anon?

3 hours later 8513364 Anonymous (VaryingDegreesOfWant.jpg 1679x945 125kB)
>>8513328 >Aside from a select few, we don't know what most of MLPG looks like.

3 hours later 8513365 Anonymous
>>8513348 Of course I would raise a chubby Lyra

3 hours later 8513368 Anonymous
>>8513287 >fully clothed >no fedora shit you're right

3 hours later 8513381 Anonymous
How much do you think they've made for profit for the show? Just think about it. This thing costs almost nothing to make. I think it's what, 1-2 million a season? That's nothing. Think of all the toys, advertisements, and other merch.

3 hours later 8513382 Anonymous
>>8513338 Teeeaaase

3 hours later 8513383 Anonymous
>>8513361 He got stabbed

3 hours later 8513387 Anonymous (steamchat fags.jpg 1273x1272 1074kB)
>>8513328 do you have anything better to use for the average mlpg user?

3 hours later 8513388 Anonymous
>>8513354 All you are going to do is encourage his fans to shit it out harder.

3 hours later 8513396 Anonymous
>>8513368 >>no fedora Cat ears is just as bad as fedora though. Indicates gay furry.

3 hours later 8513397 Anonymous
>>8513354 my boner wants me to kill you right now.

3 hours later 8513398 Anonymous (sad pony.png 900x888 195kB)
>>8513359 sorry, I'll try and do better next time.

3 hours later 8513399 Anonymous
>>8513381 >1-2 million a season? Per episode, when you take all costs into account.

3 hours later 8513408 Anonymous (brony meet no shirt.jpg 640x480 51kB)
>>8513368

3 hours later 8513409 Anonymous
>>8513387 >average mlpg >MS >Jay I don't know who the fuck are the others.

3 hours later 8513411 Anonymous
>>8513368 I think the animal ears are a level below Fedora.

3 hours later 8513413 Anonymous
>>8513387 >miss jay >megasweet Every time.

3 hours later 8513415 Anonymous
>>8513387 Who is Evo?

3 hours later 8513416 Anonymous
Look at them drawfags thats the way ya do it Post them ponies on MLPG

3 hours later 8513418 Anonymous
>>8513387 LD is pretty handsome.

3 hours later 8513422 Anonymous (not_sure_how_feel_by_applesarcum-d4z9up8.jpg 900x635 35kB)
>>8513364 >MLPG knows what I look like

3 hours later 8513423 Anonymous
>>8513287 Life is cruel. Also, why do jeans come pre-crinkled now? This irks my old man feelings

3 hours later 8513424 Anonymous (94164__UNOPT__safe_pinkie-pie_animated_assimilate_hypnopony.gif 600x450 1901kB)
Which pony doesn't have to control you? Look her in the eyes and she'll own you?

3 hours later 8513428 Anonymous
>>8513338 Anything I could do for a small touch?

3 hours later 8513432 Anonymous
>>8513408 That poor, poor girl

3 hours later 8513439 Anonymous
>>8513424 I would do anything Fluttershy asked me to.

3 hours later 8513441 Anonymous
>>8513411 >>8513396 >comparing 1 time wear cat ears at a nerd dress up convention to a fedora that is part of your everyday wardrobe really now, faggots?

3 hours later 8513446 Anonymous
>>8513387 >no Tex? >Tess >Apple >GG >CC and whats up with the beardds? america has a crisis on razors?

3 hours later 8513447 Anonymous
>>8513387 >these fags >mlpg Yeah, no. Apply yourself next time.

3 hours later 8513450 Anonymous
>>8513418 I think you meant to say GypsyMagic He is the handsome one in that image.

3 hours later 8513452 Anonymous
>>8513387 Krabb is almost as handsome as moot.

3 hours later 8513458 Anonymous
>>8513399 2 million per episode is way too high I really don't think they are spending more than 1 million per episode

3 hours later 8513461 RCH (SweatyManHasSeenSomeShit.png 250x750 305kB)
>>8513422 >Safe

3 hours later 8513462 Anonymous
>>8513423 Dumb people have been convinced that buying clothing that already looks like it needs replacing is hip and cool.

3 hours later 8513463 Anonymous (v2.0.png 1920x1080 375kB)
>>8512875

3 hours later 8513466 Anonymous
>>8513447 But I'm right here. In this thread.

3 hours later 8513472 Anonymous
>>8513416 That ain't workin'! That's the way you do it! Get your follows for nothing and gift art for free

3 hours later 8513480 Anonymous
>>8513450 I don't know who that is or what he does. But I like LD's stuff and am happy to see he's not a cave troll.

3 hours later 8513486 Anonymous
>>8513461 Aren't you afraid that you'll post a googly eyed pony and accidentally catch your reflection? I like quadruple checked to make sure when I posts some pony figures before.

3 hours later 8513487 Anonymous
>>8513422 >Posting a pic online why would anybody do this, It will come to haunt you someday

3 hours later 8513488 Anonymous
>>8513387 >bravespark woah shit blast form the past

3 hours later 8513489 Anonymous
>>8513287 I can tell by that smug grin he has that he is probably an annoying aspie. Not being mean, just completely honest. He still seems better than most.

3 hours later 8513491 Anonymous
>>8513458 >>8513399 There's some financial reports from the studio. It's something like a few million a season. I can't find or remember the exact source or numbers though.

3 hours later 8513497 Anonymous (175712 - animated Cadence dancing pinkie_pie princess_cadence.gif 480x270 1532kB)
>>8513422 >MLPG knows what I look like, but no one will ever remember who I am.

3 hours later 8513499 Anonymous
>>8513387 MegaSweet is latino? First I've heard of this.

3 hours later 8513501 Anonymous (1361322589775.png 945x945 48kB)
>>8513408 Do my eyes deceive me? A female of the species in the general area?!

3 hours later 8513505 Anonymous
>>8513387 >PQ/GypsyMagic ...unf? Also, why is the internet so white?

3 hours later 8513510 RCH
>>8513486 I remove all reflective surfaces from the house before I take a picture. It's why it takes a few days to update...

3 hours later 8513519 Anonymous
are non-collared shirts acceptable? what about shorts?

3 hours later 8513520 Anonymous
>>8513505 minorities can't afford internet

3 hours later 8513523 Anonymous
>>8513408 DEBBIE NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

3 hours later 8513525 Anonymous
>>8513488 why is it so hard for people to grasp i never left?

3 hours later 8513526 Anonymous
>>8513505 There are actually a few mexican posters here.

3 hours later 8513531 Anonymous
>>8513505 It's not. Those guys are just white enough to own cameras.

3 hours later 8513534 Anonymous
>>8513491 I know what you are talking about. That wasn't the budget for the show. That was something else. If we went by those numbers in 2010 they made S1 with 0.3$ million dollars

3 hours later 8513538 Anonymous (lcQ8f[1].jpg 1600x1067 517kB)
>>8513446 >no Tex? >Tess >Apple >GG >CC We don't know how most of those look though. >and whats up with the beardds? america has a crisis on razors? Neckbeards. They're lazy and don't care of themselves, so they have awful beards.

3 hours later 8513548 Anonymous
>>8513491 Ah okay. I always assumed it was $1M or so per ep. I don't remember where I heard that though.

3 hours later 8513554 Anonymous
>>8513519 Are you guys talking about fashion? Shorts are never acceptable. Stop wearing t-shirts wear polo shirts unless you're working out. Other stuff like black and brown shoes and shirts and shit I hope you guys know.

3 hours later 8513556 Anonymous (1354582785791.png 256x256 31kB)
>>8513486 I'm watching you through your webcam as we speak.

3 hours later 8513557 Anonymous (2-18-2013 7-18-58 PM.png 516x537 419kB)
I posted my face here once and haven't seen it since.

3 hours later 8513560 Anonymous
>>8513432 >>8513501 >assuming girl based on hair Oh are there some surprises in store for you.

3 hours later 8513561 Anonymous
>>8513525 Anonymous pls even if you didn't it's still odd to see a name you haven't seen in a long while

3 hours later 8513565 Anonymous
>>8513497 are you that guy who posted a pic wearing a fedora in a wallmart

3 hours later 8513572 Anonymous
>>8513505 >Also, why is the internet so white? you probably have to be at least lower-middle class to have enough free time to waste it here that rules out most blacks/hispanics/muslims

3 hours later 8513573 Anonymous
>>8513472 Now that aint working, thats the way ya do it. Lemme tell ya, them guys aint dumb Maybe get some pointers on their bad perspective Maybe get it colored when its done

3 hours later 8513576 Anonymous
>>8513556 >owning a webcam >owning a device that has a built in camera Hueh.

3 hours later 8513580 Anonymous (AJ Camera.png 651x562 499kB)
>>8513556 But I don't have a web cam anon

3 hours later 8513581 Anonymous
>>8513565 No.

3 hours later 8513589 Anonymous
>>8513554 >Shorts are never acceptable. Acceptable at the beach. No clue what's acceptable in really hot locations like the south of the USA.

3 hours later 8513591 Anonymous
>>8513408 Oh goddammit I was at that thing

3 hours later 8513593 Anonymous
>>8513538 >gongnad the unmatched pfffthahaha

3 hours later 8513594 Anonymous
>>8513572 >imply niggers, spics and mudles aren't incredibly lazy heueuheuhueehu good goy.

3 hours later 8513606 Anonymous
>>8513554 >Shorts are never acceptable. Except for while exercising, right? >Stop wearing t-shirts wear polo shirts unless you're working out. What's wrong with a plain (no graphics, obviously) v-neck?

3 hours later 8513607 Anonymous
>>8513576 >at home for the weekend >borrow sister's laptop >install Skype >"We see you have a webcam. Would you like to--" >NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

3 hours later 8513608 Anonymous
>>8513589 In Florida they are very acceptable in casual settings anywhere, but usually only fashionable if you're wearing flip flops or boat shoes too It's just too hot to wear pants all the time.

3 hours later 8513615 Anonymous
>>8513560 That's why I asked if my eyes were deceiving me. For all I know it could very well be a well-disguised male.

3 hours later 8513618 Anonymous (New Canvas.png 1000x1000 175kB)
I have no idea what I'm doing.

3 hours later 8513625 Anonymous
>>8513606 >What's wrong with a plain (no graphics, obviously) v-neck? Plain high quality t-shirts can work as undershirts.

3 hours later 8513630 Anonymous
So, what is the closes con that starts soon and who will attend it?

3 hours later 8513641 Anonymous
>>8513606 It makes you look like a child. Shorts while working out is weird, but do what you want I guess. At the gym no one judges you. I usually wear sweatpants.

3 hours later 8513645 Anonymous
>>8513618 Andddd she's going back in the box

3 hours later 8513647 Anonymous
>>8513608 >In Florida they are very acceptable in casual settings anywhere, but usually only fashionable if you're wearing flip flops or boat shoes too >It's just too hot to wear pants all the time. That's what I thought. I've seen pics and vids of Cambodians, and a lot of them were wearing "athletic" clothing. I think it's because it's just so damn hot.

3 hours later 8513648 Anonymous (my_big_brother_can_t_be_this_cute_by_csimadmax-d5vrg7h.png 1700x744 832kB)
Poor big mac.

3 hours later 8513654 Anonymous
>>8513607 >Would you like to Link Tumblr to Your Facebook Timeli- Why the fuck would I want to do that?!

3 hours later 8513655 Anonymous
>>8513608 >live in florida >wear pants all the time anyway

3 hours later 8513656 Anonymous
>>8513589 I've seen a lot of skinny visitors wearing slacks with fitted shirts with big visible sweat rings walking around during the summers, so I guess shorts still aren't acceptable.

3 hours later 8513660 Anonymous (1361400988288.jpg 910x506 123kB)
>>8513538 HOLY FUCK. Xavier is one of the most beautiful bronies I've ever laid eyes on. How can this be?

3 hours later 8513667 Anonymous
>>8513629 >why the fuck Marketing. Get their face out there. Wacky reaciton shots. These people are lowest tier idiots pandering to 12 year olds.

3 hours later 8513668 Anonymous
>>8513625 I disagree with that. Seeing a white t-shirt sticking out from your open shirt buttons looks bad. There's no reason to wear a shirt under your shirt unless you have really bad sweats.

3 hours later 8513673 Anonymous
>>8513660 He looks like the guy from Balloon Shop. BEGOUCHE

3 hours later 8513682 Anonymous
>>8513655 I always wear black cargo short I own like 6 pairs, they are the best pants ever. I don't give a fuck

3 hours later 8513683 Anonymous
>>8513554 Black shoes are criminally ugly if they're not polished.

3 hours later 8513687 Anonymous
>>8513648 Should've just been the first two panels

3 hours later 8513688 Anonymous (tumblr_miltuxd6bL1rrtx7oo1_1280.png 1280x1280 614kB)
fresh royal booty

3 hours later 8513691 Anonymous
>>8513654 The ever-tightening noose of the internet is scary.

3 hours later 8513693 Anonymous
>>8513667 but like, the people who have no more than several people in the stream do it too

3 hours later 8513697 Anonymous
>>8513660 >bronies That's /v/. That was from the Valve meetup.

3 hours later 8513699 Anonymous
>>8513683 I usually just go with gray or brown

3 hours later 8513702 Anonymous (Let's play.png 640x390 198kB)
>>8513629 Like pewdiepie and shit? I hate this facecam stuff.

3 hours later 8513703 Anonymous
Let me rephrase: Why are there so many white nerds that fit the neckbear/glasses combo? It's not as if other ethnic groups are genetically predisposed to be less into Dorf Fortress or whatever

3 hours later 8513704 Anonymous
>>8513557 I posted a pony here once and I never saw her again.

3 hours later 8513706 Anonymous (1356025329160.png 417x553 111kB)
>>8513618 I like swearing ponies

3 hours later 8513707 Anonymous
>>8513630 >>8513630 ????? ?? ? !

3 hours later 8513709 Anonymous
>>8513629 So suckers will relate with them easier and give them money one way or another

3 hours later 8513717 Anonymous
>>8513660 >gigantic valve and gabe newell in the picture >IT MUST BE A BRONY MEET UP

3 hours later 8513721 Anonymous
>>8513683 Everything looks terrible unless you take care of it you twat.

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3 hours later 8513724 Anonymous
>>8513702 Submit that to Retsupurae so they can mock them. You can't even see the game.

3 hours later 8513725 Anonymous
>>8513687 But bronies need the joke explained or they'll get confused.

3 hours later 8513730 Anonymous
>>8513716 >posting pictures of your ____ online

3 hours later 8513732 Anonymous
>>8513554 Everything you said was fucking stupid. Please stop regurgitating shit you read in "fashion" infographs.

3 hours later 8513738 Anonymous
>>8513716 I know, how thumb can you get.

3 hours later 8513739 Anonymous
I realized something about Season 4 that might make me cautiously hopeful Maybe we're getting more comedic/action packed story lines and they're just weeding out Applejack and Rarity since neither of them work for an action packed, gag based show

3 hours later 8513742 Anonymous
>>8513693 because they're copying the more popular people that do it.

3 hours later 8513748 Anonymous
>>8513641 I just don't get what's wrong with shorts as casualwear if it's hot out. They're comfy and let you get a tan if you're going to be outside for awhile; why would you wear pants, just to be fashionable or whatever? Who cares?

3 hours later 8513751 Anonymous
>>8513618 I'd take her home anyway My dog bit me about a dozen times when I first brought him back

3 hours later 8513752 Anonymous
>>8513697 >>8513717 Forgive me, I jumped to conclusions. Still, he's pretty fucking gorgeous.

3 hours later 8513755 Anonymous
>>8513538 >crocs

3 hours later 8513759 Anonymous
>>8513739 They're getting rid of Applejack and Rainbow Dash, though. They're keeping Rarity.

3 hours later 8513764 Anonymous
>>8513724 >RP Man, they going after Critikal was dumb as fuck.

3 hours later 8513765 Anonymous
>>8513706 I like it when ponies swear Or when ponies act like normal people in the real world

3 hours later 8513767 Anonymous
Ask Evo anything.

3 hours later 8513768 Anonymous
>>8513724 >all those pictures of grl gamer streams where the game in a tiny box somewhere in the corner

3 hours later 8513772 Anonymous
>>8513538 Tex - think he looks like Danny Trejo

3 hours later 8513775 Anonymous
>>8513742 So basically what society does all the time.

3 hours later 8513779 Anonymous (1346195779566.png 900x1001 194kB)
>>8513739 >cautiously hopeful >that two very good horses are being "weeded out" Rhymes with "gate".

3 hours later 8513780 RCH (WhyNot.jpg 2000x1500 54kB)
Screw it, drunk and ready to take a pic of my mug. What's the worse that could happen?!

3 hours later 8513781 Anonymous (Dash on the toilet.png 911x1023 121kB)
>>8513759 >getting rid of Rainbow Dash How boring would that show be

3 hours later 8513784 Anonymous (1360790879996[2].jpg 500x375 19kB)
>>8513703 >Let me rephrase: Why are there so many white nerds that fit the neckbear/glasses combo? Real nerds are failures. They put no effort into their appearance. They're socially inept and have no idea what looks cool or good. They really do defend their disgusting neckbeards. Nathan is a typical nerd to the tee. He could add +3 to his attractiveness if he tried. But does he? Nope. >>8513703 >It's not as if other ethnic groups are genetically predisposed to be less into Dorf Fortress or whatever But they fit into different social groups due to race and geographical placement. Blacks in some areas in America do have their own sub-culture for instance.

3 hours later 8513785 Anonymous
>>8513739 AJ could be the straight man and Rarity loves to over react

3 hours later 8513787 Anonymous
>>8513693 If they aren't already ~E-Famous~ and receiving mad dosh then they are trying to copy the people who are and get a piece of that pie.

3 hours later 8513789 Anonymous
>>8513765 Putting Your Hoof Down was a great episode.

3 hours later 8513790 Anonymous
>>8513682 mah nigga at least I don't have a neckbeard

3 hours later 8513792 Anonymous
>>8513717 One of the guys there was a brony tough. Gave Gabe a pony toy, can't remember which pony. When /v/ found out they went completely autistic and asked why didn't they beat the crap out of him Also Gabe liked the pony toy

3 hours later 8513793 Anonymous
>>8513748 >Who cares? The human race puts a ridiculous amount of thought in to fashion so apparently EVERYBODY should care, or something. Never understood it myself but then again Im a fat neckbeard so whatever.

3 hours later 8513794 Anonymous
>>8513759 Rainbow Dash is like the 2nd most important character on the show....

3 hours later 8513798 Anonymous (Wilhelm Tell.gif 312x234 983kB)
>>8513724 Both Diabetus and Slowbeef tweeted that image, that's where I got it from.

3 hours later 8513802 Anonymous
>>8513767 why is buying the arms and legs for a fish so high

3 hours later 8513807 Anonymous
>>8513784 >[2] Why do you two copies have of the same picture?

3 hours later 8513811 Anonymous
>>8513748 Contrary to what /fa/ believes, you can pull off any look if you're moderately attractive, including a plain fitting T/shorts/sandals

3 hours later 8513819 Anonymous
>>8513702 >hoping lets play dies out >ps4 >built in lets play button FOR FUCKS SAKE.

3 hours later 8513820 Anonymous
>>8513784 I've always been image-conscious. My natural laziness prevents me from being as well-groomed as I could be but I at least don't look disgusting.

3 hours later 8513823 Anonymous
>>8513785 They have Spike for that, and he is a better straightman since he often questions other ponies opinions

3 hours later 8513824 Anonymous
>>8513784 >Real nerds are failures. They put no effort into their appearance. They're socially inept and have no idea what looks cool or good. They really do defend their disgusting neckbeards. Look on the bright side; at least they give you someone to feel better than, right?

3 hours later 8513835 Anonymous
>>8513794 the most important characters on the show are the bullies that's the moral of the show if they hadn't bullied fluttershy twilight would never have become a princess so make sure you let kids bully other kids, it's the right thing to do

3 hours later 8513849 Anonymous (I have a gun.png 454x548 134kB)
>>8513766

3 hours later 8513851 Anonymous (tex and his friend enjoy a night out.jpg 500x375 16kB)
>>8513772 >Tex - think he looks like Danny Trejo THAT would be hilarious. But realistically, I think Anon is just an idealized version of himself. It's at least how he dresses. He probably has a dude-bro thing going, and is like 25+.

3 hours later 8513859 Anonymous (1357218030259.png 410x410 218kB)
>>8513780 Are we really going to go full circlejerk mode? That's silly.

3 hours later 8513869 Anonymous
>>8513824 Only if you are smarter which is questionable.

3 hours later 8513871 Anonymous
>>8513819 Lets plays aren't going to die out anytime soon. It's the new form of watching sports basically.

3 hours later 8513873 Anonymous (Coolest kid in class.jpg 1536x1248 386kB)
>>8513732 I've never followed a single advice from an infograph since I realize nerds write them. >durr fashion is unimportant. i have my own unique style i don't care about society

3 hours later 8513875 Anonymous
>>8513849 Is it a party gun?

3 hours later 8513877 Anonymous
>>8513382 >>8513428 >She seems surprised for a moment, the silence in her room unbroken, save for the sound of your heart beating faster in your ears, before she gives you that smirk you've come to know so well. >She steps closer, thrusting her chest (clad in scarlet with a black lacy trim that makes her look like she was poured into it) toward you as she holds back a quiet laugh. "All ya' hadda do was ask~"

3 hours later 8513879 Wolf Nanaki
>>8513811 >you can pull off any look if you're moderately attractive but if your not attractive (everyone in here) you need every trick possible

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3 hours later 8513888 Anonymous
>>8513820 >tfw haven't gotten a haircut in two years because the extra effort to take care of it for a single day is less effort than getting it cut.

3 hours later 8513889 Anonymous
>>8513794 Actually after S2 she dropped from the first place to forth place. Even Fluttershy was more popular than her. Actually after S2 it was Twilight >FS>PP>RD>R>AJ Let's wait and see the result of the brony census after this season tough.

3 hours later 8513893 Anonymous (1342040464233.png 191x173 42kB)
>>8513848 haha oh wow

3 hours later 8513896 Anonymous
>>8513835 >so make sure you let kids bully other kids, it's the right thing to do there's actually some merit to this, I'm sure if most of the worse bronies had been bullied more instead of being sheltered, they would've learned to take charge of their lives and conduct themselves with a degree of respect instead of just sperging out without a care in the world

3 hours later 8513899 Anonymous
>>8513871 >playing lol or sc is actually a possible career choice much like any "real" sport pretty funny.

3 hours later 8513900 Deafdefiler
>>8513879 You know everybody already hates Nanaki, so why bother trying to make his image worse?

3 hours later 8513903 Anonymous (tumblr_maevxqC1hR1qgjvz2o1_1280.png 574x746 500kB)
>>8513793 Fashion has no rules against shorts. In fact, fashion has no rules at all. The people you see talk about fashion in /mlp/ don't actually care about it. They just want to dress to impress girls.

3 hours later 8513905 Anonymous
Rank Character 1 1x23 The Cutie Mark Chronicles 2 2x19 Putting Your Hoof Down 3 2x16 Read It and Weep 4 1x01-02 Friendship is Magic (Parts 1+2) 5 2x07 May the Best Pet Win! 6 1x16 Sonic Rainboom 7 2x03 Lesson Zero 8 3x13 Magical Mystery Cure 9 2x24 MMMystery on the Friendship Express 10 1x08 Loox Before you Sleep 11 2x01-02 The Return of Harmony (Parts 1+2) 12 3x10 Keep Calm and Flutter On 13 1x11 Winter Wrap Up 14 1x07 Dragonshy 15 2x18 A Friend in Deed 16 3x05 Magic Duel 17 3x08 Apple Family Reunion 18 3x04 One Bad Apple 19 3x09 Spike at Your Service 20 3x07 Wonderbolts Academy 21 2x22 Hurricane Fluttershy 22 2x25-26 A Canderlot Wedding (Parts 1+2) 23 3x06 Sleepless in Ponyville 24 1x12 Call of the Cutie 25 1x21 Over a Barrel 26 2x04 Luna Eclipsed 27 1x25 Party of One 28 2x05 Sisterhooves Social 29 1x18 The Show Stoppers 30 1x22 A Bird in the Hoof 31 2x20 It's About Time 32 2x09 Sweet and Elite 33 2x15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 34 1x04 Applebuck Season 35 1x10 Swarm of the Century 36 1x05 Griffon the Brush-Off 37 1x26 The Best Night Ever 38 2x14 The Last Roundup 39 2x13 Hearth's Warming Eve 40 2x10 Secret of My Excess 41 2x11 Family Appreciation Day 42 2x08 The Mysterious Mare Do Well 43 3x11 Just For Sidekicks 44 3x12 Games Ponies Play 45 3x01-02 The Crystal Empire (Parts 1+2) 46 3x03 Too Many Pinkie Pies 47 2x23 Ponyville Confidential 48 1x14 Suited for Success 49 1x20 Green Isn't Your Colour 50 1x09 Bridle Gossip 51 1x17 Stare Master 52 2x12 Baby Cakes 53 1x15 Feeling Pinkie Keen 54 1x13 Fall Weather Friends 55 1x03 The Ticket Master 56 2x21 Dragon Quest 57 2x17 Hearts and Hooves Day 58 1x24 Owl's Well That Ends Well 59 2x06 The Cutie Pox 60 1x06 Boast Busters 61 1x19 A Dog and Pony Show

3 hours later 8513906 Anonymous
>>8513879 >everyone in here Speak for yourself, faggot.

3 hours later 8513908 Anonymous
>>8513851 Why does ANYONE wear popped collars?

3 hours later 8513911 Anonymous (Rape.gif 500x281 467kB)
>>8513859

3 hours later 8513918 Anonymous
>>8513889 Niga what After MMDW Dash get even more popular.

3 hours later 8513923 Anonymous
>>8513819 Retsupurae talks in a podcast about the future of Let's Play. Slowbeef thinks that Let's Play will be done by professionals from the video game companies in the future. They make loads of money from let's play, free commercials and shit. That's why they'll do their own and sue everyone else who'll try since they don't want bad publicity.

3 hours later 8513926 RCH
>>8513859 It's a joke.

3 hours later 8513927 Anonymous
>>8513896 But most of the people here were bullied without being sheltered, they just didn't do shit about it. They're the failures.

3 hours later 8513935 Anonymous
>>8513888 >>tfw haven't gotten a haircut in two years because the extra effort to take care of it for a single day is less effort than getting it cut. What the hell. Cut your hair now. Cut it short. Less work evrey day as you barely have to comb it if it's short. Cut yourself if you wish. It's not as hard as you'd imagine.

3 hours later 8513943 Anonymous
>>8513903 Only thing I don't get about people and shorts is why wear them when it's below freezing with a wind gust of over 30 mph?

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3 hours later 8513948 Anonymous
>>8513923 That's fucking retarded. Sueing and internet publicity is always a bad idea and always backfires.

3 hours later 8513949 Anonymous
>>8513903 >They just want to dress to impress girls. That's the reason for a lot of things. Maybe not necessarily most, but a lot, especially on a site like this.

3 hours later 8513950 Anonymous
>>8513835 I'd rather have my son bullied than him growing up to be a special snowflake everything is all right with the world pansy I want him to stand up for himself

3 hours later 8513954 Anonymous
>>8513918 Anon at the end of the season EqD organizes a huge ass brony census. At the end of S2 Rainbow Dash was on forth place. She most likely went up this season but again let's wait for the census results.

3 hours later 8513957 Anonymous
>>8513905 >he actually did that How's it feel. Wasting at least half a hour.

3 hours later 8513958 Anonymous
>>8513896 I don't think it's a matter of needing to be bullied more, it's probably more about being sheltered less and learning more social skills.

3 hours later 8513960 Anonymous
>>8513935 Not him but I'm growing mine out to donate.

3 hours later 8513962 Anonymous (1352937226481.jpg 354x433 58kB)
>>8513888 ...

3 hours later 8513964 Anonymous (bonbon.png 174x214 43kB)
Why are we talking about fashion? Ponies don't wear clothes normally How about we talk about this pone

3 hours later 8513966 Anonymous
>>8513923 >Adsense is the worst cultural blight in the modern century

3 hours later 8513972 Anonymous
>>8513946 >tfw almost a wizard and discussing colorful ponies No regrets

3 hours later 8513977 Anonymous
>>8513877 really?

3 hours later 8513979 Anonymous
>>8513784 Theoretically, if America had an equal race distribution and a uniform culture, we should see an equal amount of neckbeards from every race, though somehow I don't believe that'd be the case Nearly everyone has some form of internet connection these days, so why are niche internet groups predominantly white/Asian?

4 hours later 8513980 Anonymous
>>8513927 those who were bullied and did nothing are failures and those who were sheltered are more failures If he hits you hit back

4 hours later 8513981 Anonymous (1358559007886.gif 720x405 269kB)
>>8513935 >hair cutting Is there a barber pony?

4 hours later 8513985 Anonymous (Rarity Style.png 900x1131 518kB)
>>8513964 It's probably just Rarity posting as anon again

4 hours later 8513986 Anonymous
>>8513966 >Tiarawhy will become as known as egoraptor one day ;_;

4 hours later 8513990 Anonymous
>>8513950 >your son is bullied >he doesn't stand up for himself anyway

4 hours later 8513992 Anonymous
>>8513946 >Implying I think we're all legal here

4 hours later 8513994 Anonymous
>>8513824 That's really shallow

4 hours later 8513995 Anonymous
>>8513954 There's a brony census?

4 hours later 8513998 Anonymous
>>8513873 And why shades, spiked hair, metal shirts, knives, and trench coats don't work in real life: Looks like you're over compsensating. Which he is. He wants to project an image of strength. But he ends up looking weak and pathetic.

4 hours later 8514000 Anonymous
>>8513927 >they just didn't do shit about it then they didn't get bullied hard enough bullying is how the world tells you not to be a weirdo nerd, or at least to keep it well-hidden if you decide to be

4 hours later 8514005 Anonymous (1353967463131.png 690x394 196kB)
>>8513981 Like, Come on man! Do you even watch the show?

4 hours later 8514006 Anonymous
>>8513948 Do you really think so? Is that why there are no movies any more, since the movie companies sues youtube if they don't take down movies from youtube? Video game companies could easily do the same. Make sure no one makes Let's Plays and hire people like Pewdiepie to work exclusively for one company. I think that's the future.

4 hours later 8514007 Anonymous
>>8513935 nah m8, it's keeping my ears warm >>8513960 i'll probably just end up doing this. I was at this same point a few years ago but I had to get it cut for a play

4 hours later 8514008 Anonymous
>>8513877 megassa squeeze them

4 hours later 8514009 Anonymous
>>8513980 this is what school shooters actually believe

4 hours later 8514014 Anonymous
>>8513990 then let him be bullied i dont care survival of the fitest anon

4 hours later 8514028 Anonymous
>>8513990 >Bully him. >Replace his bagged meals with dog shit.

4 hours later 8514032 Anonymous
>>8513950 >how to get your kid to develop trust and daddyissues

4 hours later 8514036 Anonymous (1326314651129.jpg 720x720 149kB)
>>8513964 She's one half of best ship.

4 hours later 8514037 Anonymous
>>8514014 I sincerely hope you don't have children

4 hours later 8514038 Anonymous
>>8514009 >using guns Use fist fight mano e mano

4 hours later 8514046 Anonymous
>>8514006 You forget one thing: there is no one central controlller for the video game industry like there is for the movie industry. Even if one publisher prohibits footage as being used there will be a ton more that lets it that boosts their own fame.

4 hours later 8514049 Anonymous
>>8513896 But Fluttershy didn't stand up for herself, Rainbow Dash did. The lesson is that you should find someone stronger than you to look out for you while you fall to your death.

4 hours later 8514054 Anonymous
>>8514014 what if he kills himself because of your lack of support?

4 hours later 8514063 Anonymous
>>8514014 I hope you never find a partner or have children

4 hours later 8514065 Anonymous (42d94b1469e4cac518eaa8bb206a7792-d4pomh3.png 1926x1553 905kB)
>>8514036

4 hours later 8514066 Anonymous (1357214362762.png 500x545 389kB)
>>8514005 What show?

4 hours later 8514073 Anonymous
>>8514054 Plenty of fish in the sea.

4 hours later 8514080 Anonymous
What a shocking revelation that mlpg would make for completely awful parents.

4 hours later 8514085 Anonymous
>>8514054 As i said survival of the fitest i can always create another child

4 hours later 8514087 Anonymous (Twilight surprised.png 500x545 442kB)
>>8514066 Put that mouth back where it belongs missy

4 hours later 8514093 Anonymous (121821 - artist pluckyninja Bon_Bon caramel.png 1000x1000 637kB)
>>8514065

4 hours later 8514094 Anonymous (3464597.png 400x400 21kB)
>>8514054 You're wasting your time. These faggots couldn't raise a potted plant much less a child.

4 hours later 8514096 Anonymous
>>8514071 me neither guess that's why I'm fucked up

4 hours later 8514097 Anonymous (Bon bon screaming.png 1280x720 409kB)
>>8514045 THAT'S MY JOB

4 hours later 8514098 Anonymous (hugh-jackman-straw-hat-hottie[1].jpg 300x300 27kB)
>>8513811 >Contrary to what /fa/ believes, you can pull off any look if you're moderately attractive, including a plain fitting T/shorts/sandals If Hugh Jackman can't pull it off, no one can. This is also where nerds got the Fedora idea. They saw celebs do it, so they just copied it. But it doesn't even look good on the celebs. Why wouuld they think some ugly pasty nerd would look good in one?

4 hours later 8514099 Anonymous (Census.jpg 702x510 52kB)
>>8513995 Yes http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/ 02/brony-census-reminder.html Anyway found the results from last year Compared to S1 Rarty's popularity increased by 1% while AJ went slightly down

4 hours later 8514100 Anonymous (1361489723940.png 598x600 157kB)
Weak child needs muscles. Drink milk, be strong, muscle.

4 hours later 8514108 Anonymous
>>8514071 No, it's nothing to be envious of.

4 hours later 8514109 Anonymous (Battleshy_color.png 658x651 195kB)
>>8514071 Fluttershy's going to start bullying you right now

4 hours later 8514113 Anonymous
>>8514085 >survival of the fitest Maybe he died because of your defective genes?

4 hours later 8514117 Anonymous (1326314651172.jpg 936x1080 246kB)
>>8514093 Truly Carabon is the greatest ship.

4 hours later 8514122 Anonymous
>>8514099 >anyone liking Trixie Seth go to bed

4 hours later 8514123 Anonymous
>>8514085 Just stop, it's embarrassing.

4 hours later 8514134 Anonymous
>>8514080 Don't mistake all of us for social Darwinists, anon, I know I'm not I know I'd still be a bad father though, so I'm not planning on it

4 hours later 8514135 Anonymous (1353835148102.png 565x656 246kB)
>>8514080 3/4 of 4chan would make shit parents. How long did it take for you to figure that one out?

4 hours later 8514137 Anonymous (1326314658850.jpg 900x506 96kB)
>>8514117

4 hours later 8514142 Anonymous
>>8514100 >milk from the milkmares teats make a young colt grow twice as fast and twice as strong >but only if its fresh

4 hours later 8514143 Anonymous
>>8513903 >In fact, fashion has no rules at all. Wrong. So wrong. There's general vague rules. The implementation is different. Males need to look strong, and hopefully mysterious.

4 hours later 8514157 Anonymous (1352049996178.png 800x571 197kB)
>>8514117 Eh.

4 hours later 8514160 Anonymous (caramel_candy_by_oildrum-d4jg00u.png 900x731 721kB)
>>8514137 My last image, anyone else got anything?

4 hours later 8514165 Anonymous
>>8514109 Oh god please tell me shes gonna try physical violence only to end up hitting me as hard as a pillow. >bap >Take that you meany >bap >Had enough?

4 hours later 8514171 Anonymous
>>8514123 Liberals are whats wrong with this world

4 hours later 8514173 Anonymous
>>8514080 I was a surrogate parent for a younger sibling. I already know I can handle it.

4 hours later 8514181 Anonymous
>>8514143 >Males need to look strong, and hopefully mysterious. Why?

4 hours later 8514183 Anonymous (ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS?.png 470x407 227kB)
>>8514099 >Other >Luna >AJ HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A

4 hours later 8514184 Anonymous
>>8514157 Mah nigga

4 hours later 8514185 Anonymous
>>8514142 In equestria you can hire milk mares. Drinking from the tap is 20 bit extra.

4 hours later 8514198 Anonymous
>>8514157 Well, CaraBon is a pretty bad ship, but there's no need to respond with a worse ship like you just did.

4 hours later 8514202 Anonymous
>>8514080 >being a parent >not just going around the world spreading your seed everywhere you go i will be the next ghengis khan

4 hours later 8514204 Anonymous
>>8514157 nose boops are so goddamn cute

4 hours later 8514210 Anonymous
janitor is in the house bout time

4 hours later 8514221 Anonymous
shhh... anon is asleeping

4 hours later 8514223 Anonymous
>>8514100 >Milky Way tries to push her milk onto others Does she get some kind of sick thrill from it?Watching ponies unknowingly drink her milk? Licking her lips with her eyes glued to their throat as they take her in, gulp after gulp?

4 hours later 8514224 Anonymous
>>8514207 fugg DDD:

4 hours later 8514226 Anonymous (1360783364474.png 731x466 398kB)
Whatcha looking at, Anonymous?

4 hours later 8514228 Anonymous (heart attack.gif 885x576 2094kB)
>(Dead) S-sorry janitor. I was just going with the current topic in the thread. Instead I will post Applejack, my favorite.

4 hours later 8514230 Anonymous
>>8514167 That's a cute bully, I liked her when she was in the show, bullying the other characters in the show.

4 hours later 8514233 Anonymous
>>8514181 Something something culture that glorifies shit like MMA something something

4 hours later 8514237 Anonymous (Trained in Pillow Warfare.jpg 563x555 33kB)
>>8514143 >Males need to look strong, and hopefully mysterious. This fucking guy

4 hours later 8514241 Anonymous (DONT SAY THAT.jpg 1024x546 217kB)
>>8514207 DON'T START THAT AGAIN

4 hours later 8514254 Anonymous
>>8514207 >hehe he just knocked the log over >oh wait >oh shit >fuck

4 hours later 8514259 Anonymous
>>8514183 Well others doesn't really count since it meanse multiple ponies but yeah Luna is more popular than AJ. Or at least was. I think this year AJ will be a bit more popular because she got 2 episodes

4 hours later 8514260 Anonymous (Rarityambigious.png 688x634 439kB)
>>8514207 MY LEG WHY?

4 hours later 8514263 Anonymous (1361404787666.png 1100x1005 221kB)
>>8514204 They are very cute. It kills me inside.

4 hours later 8514265 Anonymous (Lyra Bon Bon Nose Smoosh.jpg 1600x830 147kB)
>>8514204 It looks like fun I'd want to try it if I were a pony

4 hours later 8514266 Anonymous
>>8513979 >Theoretically, if America had an equal race distribution and a uniform culture, we should see an equal amount of neckbeards from every race, But we dont'. Not at all. >Nearly everyone has some form of internet connection these days, so why are niche internet groups predominantly white/Asian? And does every group go to the same sites? Watch the same shows or have the same interests? Culture and upbringing is powerful as hell. Imagine for instance you're an inner city youth. Your education was shit because the schools were shit. You graduated high school but you are a moron. Are YOU going to be sitting around discussing pastel ponies at 12am?

4 hours later 8514267 Anonymous (beeeees.png 800x960 371kB)
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

4 hours later 8514270 Anonymous
>>8514143 >Males need to look strong, and hopefully mysterious. >need to for what purpose?

4 hours later 8514271 Anonymous
>>8514117 When Caramel was in a confusing place in his life, Bon Bon was the one to help him figure out he was straight

4 hours later 8514272 Anonymous
>>8514167 Why'd Babs get deleted?

4 hours later 8514273 Anonymous
Any fics like Romance Reports? I think I'm almost finished with it and I hope there's more fics of the same quality

4 hours later 8514274 Anonymous (132512459679.gif 246x280 315kB)
Grove Street Represent

4 hours later 8514280 Anonymous
>>8514226 Your butt, can i touch it?

4 hours later 8514282 Anonymous
>>8514221 >ded u srs, Jan?

4 hours later 8514286 Anonymous
>>8514272 Because she was a bully.

4 hours later 8514295 Anonymous
Fuck, it's already Friday. What's worse is that there's no pone on Saturday. Not. Season 3 sucked. Hard.Why are you still reading, Anon?

4 hours later 8514299 Anonymous (babs_seed___eep__by_firestorm_can-d5m8ye3[1].png 647x1235 157kB)
>>8514272 Guess she counts as off topic... somehow.

4 hours later 8514306 Anonymous
>>8514273 darf wrote a slutty Twilight fic a while ago its like the same thing only written in the correct tense

4 hours later 8514309 Anonymous
>>8514286 So that makes it right to bully Babs?

4 hours later 8514318 Anonymous
>>8514181 >>8514237 >>8514270 >MLPG in charge of acknowledging the way the world works

4 hours later 8514320 Anonymous (1312123564593.jpg 447x430 32kB)
>>8514295 Season 1 was best season master race reporting in.

4 hours later 8514328 Anonymous (tumblr_mf2skotxLp1qgiyt6o1_1280.jpg 600x802 41kB)
>>8514143 I guess the fashion industry doesn't care about those rules. see: Rick Owens menswear.

4 hours later 8514330 Anonymous
I SET MY SAIL

4 hours later 8514331 Anonymous (1361162942131.png 1366x768 2103kB)
>>8514184 >>8514157 Bunch of cool niggas tonight

4 hours later 8514332 Anonymous
>>8514267 Do Bee Pones die after they sting?

4 hours later 8514334 Anonymous
>>8514320 Well yeah 1>2 >>3

4 hours later 8514343 Anonymous
>>8513977 >"What, you think I'm kiddin' you? It's months now, I've been waitin' for you to step up."

4 hours later 8514349 Anonymous (1331177156372.gif 287x255 997kB)
>>8514295 Season 2 was the best season master race reporting in.

4 hours later 8514351 Anonymous
>>8514273 does it matter if they're fap or not? I quite enjoyed Xenophilia

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4 hours later 8514359 Anonymous
>>8514306 It's not the same thing since it's mindbreak (sort of)

4 hours later 8514368 Anonymous
>>8514330 Fly; the wind it will take me

4 hours later 8514374 Anonymous
>>8514349 Mah nigga S2 8.5 S1 8 S3 7.8

4 hours later 8514377 Anonymous
>>8514350 nigga gettin axed

4 hours later 8514378 Anonymous (You're an idiot.png 500x502 124kB)
>>8514318 You're a fucking idiot if you think some brooding dudebro is how men need to look

4 hours later 8514385 Anonymous
>>8514339 >cleaning up offtopic shitposts >jerk

4 hours later 8514392 Anonymous (rai f764308b7b4b2e858bc84e04adf01e6e.png 587x840 288kB)
>>8514320 Fuck yes, season 1 was best pony experience and I'm not even joking.

4 hours later 8514395 Anonymous
>>8514352 >tfw just landed an internship as of a few hours ago

4 hours later 8514402 Anonymous
>>8514330 reinstallan

4 hours later 8514404 Anonymous
>>8514377 Stop that only makes my curiosity worse.

4 hours later 8514413 Anonymous
>>8514349 >Season 1 Everything great. Only one bad episode That fucking owl >Season 2 Kind ok, but too much fan-pandering >Season 3 BRONIES! DID YOU SEE? BRONIES!

4 hours later 8514417 Anonymous
>>8514385 >whiteknighting Nathan and his faggotry

4 hours later 8514419 Anonymous (What do you say we go make some hay shakes.gif 576x324 1795kB)
unf

4 hours later 8514420 Anonymous
>>8514343 Oh man Fondle the hell out of them. Maybe even tease her nipples over the bra

4 hours later 8514423 Anonymous
>>8514368 i'm coming home sweet home

4 hours later 8514424 Anonymous
>>8514334 Huh. >>1 >>2 Test~ >>4

4 hours later 8514432 Anonymous
>>8514395 for some reason I read that as >landed an airship but then I reread it and was disappointed.

4 hours later 8514436 Anonymous
>>8514395 Internships only pay you with experience though.

4 hours later 8514439 Anonymous
>>8514424 You think post 1, 2, or 4 are still around, Anon? They were posted a year and a few days ago.

4 hours later 8514440 Anonymous (1331187993831.png 680x779 1746kB)
>>8514349 mah nigga

4 hours later 8514442 Anonymous
>>8514404 He's axing himself, no joke. I'd post the link to the vid but my post would get removed.

4 hours later 8514443 Anonymous (1355816476706.png 665x373 221kB)
>>8514385 >deleting obvious pony pictures >posing simple questions >anonymous in charge of not being a faglord

4 hours later 8514451 Anonymous
>musky balls unf

4 hours later 8514452 Anonymous
>>8514436 they do but at least it's something got enough money saved up to float though

4 hours later 8514457 Anonymous
>>8514419 >"Twili Save me!" >"I remember the last time I used my charms to help a kingdom...sorta.."

4 hours later 8514458 Anonymous
>>8514419 >A southern belle will never casually flirt with you

4 hours later 8514459 Anonymous
>>8514413 Also all the CMC episodes, FPK, and OaB.

4 hours later 8514469 Anonymous (1334263219215.png 900x900 475kB)
>>8514413 >>Season 2 >Kind ok, but too much fan-pandering >>Season 3 >BRONIES! DID YOU SEE? BRONIES! You are legitimately retarded. I liked S1 the mos but those complains about "pandering" are stupid

4 hours later 8514476 Anonymous
>>8514419 Why do shining's thighs look so delicious?

4 hours later 8514484 Anonymous
>>8514458 Good, Southerners are horrible.

4 hours later 8514485 Anonymous (whose-line-is-it-anyway.jpg 250x188 25kB)
"Pick-up lines for ponies"

4 hours later 8514486 Anonymous
>>8514458 >live in Texas > it still wont happen ;_;

4 hours later 8514487 Anonymous
>>8514343 Oil massage

4 hours later 8514488 Anonymous
>>8514423 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M SAILIIIIIIIIING AWAAAAAAAAAYYY

4 hours later 8514493 Anonymous
>>8514439 >/mlp/ is one year old Why.

4 hours later 8514494 Anonymous
>>8514395 internship where?

4 hours later 8514495 Anonymous
>>8514475 #beefed it

4 hours later 8514497 Anonymous (DARKIE MAGIC HORN.png 488x476 171kB)
huh I just realized Twilights coronation dress is styled after the one Rarity made for her birthday.

4 hours later 8514501 Anonymous
>>8514459 SHow Stoppers was fine outside the song. FPK was great OaB was a fun adventure episode

4 hours later 8514508 Anonymous
>>8514485 will you go out with me?

4 hours later 8514509 Anonymous
>>8514485 >Hey Rarity how much will $100 get me?

4 hours later 8514510 Anonymous
>>8514451 >clean, smooth, genital-less crotch

4 hours later 8514516 Anonymous (twilight demure.gif 390x383 745kB)
>>8514485 "Hello."

4 hours later 8514517 Anonymous
>>8514484 What about...northerners.

4 hours later 8514525 Anonymous (1360372183094.png 2000x1682 429kB)
>>8514495 Damnit, I was so close..

4 hours later 8514529 Anonymous (104120 - Doctor_Whooves.png 386x384 107kB)
>>8514485 "It's bigger on the inside of your mouth ."

4 hours later 8514535 Anonymous (1360820259431.jpg 640x480 121kB)
>>8514270 >>8514237 >>8514181 Social status and to impress females. Females don't date nerds. Do you see how nerd girls who are themselves utter losers don't want to date nerds? They might settle for them, but they always want the 10/10 handsome movie star. Imagine for instance, a typical loser nerd. He has no luck with the ladies. Now, he goes out and buys really nice clothes. Let's also say he works out a bit for a few months. He looks like he has high social status. He makes up a lie about his life story that he's rich and successful. Suddenly his luck with the ladies increases. But nothing has changed about his personality. Because people want to date successful high status people. Masculine. Strong. This is why "nerds" are pussy deflectors. Saying your interests are vidya, comics, etc. translates as "I enjoy sitting alone in my house". It makes it sound like this is the ONLY thing going on in your life. Which means they are not go getters with plans and ambitions. Which is why if you describe yourself you should describe your long term goals and plans, and only mention nerd stuff if asked or it's relevant. That way you don't sound like you're obsessed with this stuff. Everyone enjoys a movie, or some kind of escapist fantasy. No one will judge you for that. They will judge you for being obsessed with it.

4 hours later 8514540 Anonymous
>>8514501 >fine outside of the song and the montage and the cutie mark stuff

4 hours later 8514550 Anonymous (1340525594952.png 1580x1881 329kB)
>>8514485 ...

4 hours later 8514551 Anonymous
http://cdn.derpiboo.ru/media/W1siZi IsIjIwMTMvMDIvMjIvMDRfNDlfMjBfNDQ4X zI1MTU4NF9fVU5PUFRfX2FwcGxlamFja19l eHBsaWNpdF9udWRpdHlfcGhvdG9fcGVuaXN faHVtYW5fc2V4X2RpbGRvX3NjdWxwdHVyZV 9oYW5kX2NsYXlfNTEyNmY4Y2RhNGM3MmQ1Y zNjMDAwN2ZhLmdpZi5naWYiXV0/251584__ applejack_explicit_nudity_photo_pen is_human_sex_dildo_sculpture_hand_c lay_5126f8cda4c72d5c3c0007fa.gif.gi f I don't even.

4 hours later 8514553 Anonymous
>>8514501 The song was made so you WOULD hate it, that was the point.

4 hours later 8514556 Anonymous
>>8514485 A-are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine. Please respond.

4 hours later 8514558 Anonymous (1359339848763.gif 330x248 2987kB)
>>8514413 >fan-pandering >the rest of your post

4 hours later 8514562 Anonymous
>>8514494 for some reason I feel like mlpg can track me down Brookhaven National Lab

4 hours later 8514569 Anonymous
>>8514501 I don't agree that those are bad but they are pretty mediocre, they could have been in S3 they were that low

4 hours later 8514572 Anonymous
>>8514551 IM MORE UPSET ABOUT THE LENGTH OF THAT GOD DAMN LINK THAN THE PICTURE IT LEADS TO. ALSO UNF

4 hours later 8514575 Anonymous (Drone.png 520x652 97kB)
>>8514485 [I HAD YOU IN MY SIGHTS MILES AGO.] [MY WEAPONS WERE ALWAYS LOCKED.]

4 hours later 8514585 Anonymous (1361479494880.png 1600x1586 2013kB)
>>8514510 UNF

4 hours later 8514589 Anonymous
>>8514475 >>8514476 HOW!?

4 hours later 8514592 Anonymous
>>8514486 Texas isn't the south. It's just Texas

4 hours later 8514602 Anonymous (what.jpg 1920x1080 332kB)
>>8514328 >I guess the fashion industry doesn't care about those rules. Fashion industry is COMPLETELY removed from reality. It's all a circle-jerk. Think of it as artists showing off paintings to each other. It's not about how people should really dress. Notice how female models are all skin and bone, yet the average male finds women who are curvy sexy?

4 hours later 8514607 Anonymous (1361328983108.jpg 681x1023 168kB)
>>8514535 Then why do androgynous guys get so much pussy?

4 hours later 8514609 Anonymous (1355213059389.png 518x558 69kB)
>>8514575 oh gosh predator pone

4 hours later 8514610 Anonymous
>>8514535 >Females don't date nerds. B-BUT BIG BANG THEORY TOLD ME THEY DID!

4 hours later 8514620 Anonymous
>>8514575 When do drone pones know when to stop cuddling?

4 hours later 8514621 Anonymous
>>8514562 I work there. I'll tell some of my mates about that new brony intern.

4 hours later 8514630 Anonymous
>>8514592 Yeah we do sorta have our own thing going.

4 hours later 8514635 Anonymous
>>8514551 Ew.

4 hours later 8514638 Anonymous
>>8514607 They don't.

4 hours later 8514639 Anonymous
>>8514378 >You're a fucking idiot if you think some brooding dudebro is how men need to look Not like that at all. That's just one way. But you DO NOT need to look like a brony or a nerd. Because they look like weak manchildren. There's all sorts of looks that project confidence or strength or high social status. Also read: >>8514535

4 hours later 8514643 Anonymous
>>8514551 >linking to pics like that >what is imgur Newfag.

4 hours later 8514644 Anonymous (tumblr_miimy9g9OA1rss0c2o1_500.png 500x500 56kB)
What is this pony's name?

4 hours later 8514645 Anonymous (1336634978082.png 190x159 9kB)
>>8514621

4 hours later 8514653 Anonymous (251540__UNOPT__safe_rainbow-dash_sonic-the-hedgehog_super-nintendo_snes_51258be4a4c72dda040007ae.jpeg.jpg 898x890 112kB)
>you'll never play donkey kong with dash

4 hours later 8514656 Anonymous
>>8514620 When the target is neutralized.

4 hours later 8514657 Anonymous
>>8514644 Boo.

4 hours later 8514662 Anonymous
>>8514644 Purple Spookybutt

4 hours later 8514664 Anonymous
>>8514620 They always want to cuddle. That's okay. I can continue with my day with a drone pone draped around my neck.

4 hours later 8514667 Anonymous
>>8514620 When they need to refuel. Fart jokes aside

4 hours later 8514668 Anonymous
>>8514644 Spookybutt.

4 hours later 8514670 Anonymous (darf.png 751x376 96kB)
look who is starting to expand beyond pony

4 hours later 8514677 Anonymous (drew_scenes_hat.jpg 265x215 9kB)
"Things you describe the upcoming Season four of My Little Pony with, but not your favorite pony."

4 hours later 8514682 Anonymous
>>8514535 I'll never understand why people who can't make it in the real world feel like they're being helpful by posting things like this as if they believe it.

4 hours later 8514683 Anonymous
>>8514644 Too Spooky

4 hours later 8514684 Anonymous
>>8514439 I got the stickies in some archive someone posted a while ago. Strange looking back through the 2nd sticky suggesting janitors. So many people I never see anymore.

4 hours later 8514689 Anonymous
>>8514662 >>8514668 Guess we have the name.

4 hours later 8514691 Anonymous
>>8514644 Creepy Curse

4 hours later 8514700 Anonymous
>>8514677 Awful

4 hours later 8514703 Anonymous
>>8514677 I don't have much optimism about how it's going to turn out.

4 hours later 8514704 Anonymous
>>8514684 I wonder how many times Leth was mentioned in that thread. I know it was a lot.

4 hours later 8514705 Anonymous (16me5.jpg 675x450 57kB)
>>8514638 They do. tumblr hoes thirstin for that pretty boy dick 24/7.

4 hours later 8514707 Anonymous
>>8514653 >You'll never eat chili dogs with Sonic

4 hours later 8514710 Anonymous
>>8514677 "0/10 would not fuck"

4 hours later 8514714 Anonymous
>>8514689 I swear to god if I name another pony with a random post...

4 hours later 8514717 Anonymous
>>8514670 I have no idea who that is.

4 hours later 8514719 Anonymous
>>8514689 But that's a horrible name

4 hours later 8514726 Anonymous
>>8514682 >I'll never understand why people who can't make it in the real world feel like they're being helpful by posting things like this as if they believe it. This is all straight forward obvious shit. I keep my inner nerd bottled up HARD when I'm around others.

4 hours later 8514733 Anonymous
>>8514677 Princess Sparklebutt's princessly adventures of never leaving the castle having tea parties

4 hours later 8514734 Anonymous
>>8514664 >He doesn't know about the Drone Cuddle Hangars.

4 hours later 8514739 Anonymous
>>8514493 I just realized I've just about passed the point where I've been posting in /mlp/ longer than I did in /co/ for mlpg.

4 hours later 8514741 Anonymous (hope.jpg 320x480 73kB)
In fearful day, in raging night, With strong hearts full, our souls ignite When all seems lost in the War of Light, Look to the stars- For hope burns bright!

4 hours later 8514755 Anonymous
>>8514704 39 times.

4 hours later 8514756 Anonymous
>>8514653 Why is it always RD and Sonic? Every picture I see it's those two together.

4 hours later 8514757 Anonymous
>>8514739 Everyone will soon enough.

4 hours later 8514760 Anonymous
>>8514707 Those are Cheez-Its

4 hours later 8514768 Anonymous
>>8514741 will you quit fucking spamming this

4 hours later 8514769 Anonymous
>>8514664 >drone pone constantly wrapped around your neck >every now and then will give you little kisses

4 hours later 8514770 Anonymous
>>8514607 Depends on the example. But by "strength" I don't literally mean masculinity or physical strength. I mean more like "confidence", high social status, trendy, etc. You can do that and look like a fag. All those band faggots for instance.

4 hours later 8514777 Anonymous
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4 hours later 8514781 Luna (IMAG0119.jpg 2560x1440 377kB)
Alright back, threw this together in like <10 minutes, good first attempt?

4 hours later 8514783 Anonymous (1360783316616.png 461x306 179kB)
>>8514739 >feb 2011-feb 2012 >feb 2012-feb 2013 FUCK

4 hours later 8514798 Anonymous
>>8514781 Yeah, that'll work

4 hours later 8514801 Anonymous
>>8514768 I think you need to look up what spam is

4 hours later 8514807 Anonymous (1360352887639.gif 356x400 2096kB)
>>8514783 that is not the image i wanted

4 hours later 8514811 Anonymous
>>8514705 >Yet, he wants to be a butt pirate.

4 hours later 8514813 Anonymous
>>8514781 P goof

4 hours later 8514815 Anonymous
>>8514807 Well it made me laugh anyways

4 hours later 8514816 Anonymous
>>8513233 why is she cupping her breasts and touching her crotch why do female villains have to be such teases

4 hours later 8514818 Anonymous
>>8514756 Because they're pretty similar in character.

4 hours later 8514821 CC
>>8514644 >>8514691 I was thinking something like Spooky something-or-another myself. Naming characters after yourself is kinda silly to me. >>8514662 >>8514668 That's cute for a nickname, but I don't know about it as a legit name. Spooky Spell? I dunno, I'm bad with names.

4 hours later 8514837 Anonymous
>open up goggles in thread >all that gay horseporn way up

4 hours later 8514839 Anonymous
>>8514816 Because it distracts weak-minded male heroes

4 hours later 8514840 Anonymous
>>8514821 Haunted Haus She's a German pony who believes ghosts are real

4 hours later 8514842 Anonymous
>>8514741 No hope.

4 hours later 8514844 Anonymous (GettingWarm.png 630x628 110kB)
>>8514781 It will do. Godspeed.

4 hours later 8514849 Anonymous
>>8514816 If I was a woman with that many hands I would be touching EVERYTHING

4 hours later 8514850 Anonymous
>>8514816 Because evil is sexy.

4 hours later 8514854 Anonymous
>>8514781 are you going to be posting pictures from the con? what is your twitter.

4 hours later 8514863 Anonymous
>>8513233 >human babs

4 hours later 8514865 Anonymous >onions
Rank Episode 1 2x23 Ponyville Confidential 1 3x04 One Bad Apple 3 1x09 Bridle Gossip 4 2x18 A Friend in Deed 5 1x15 Feeling Pinkie Keen 5 1x16 Sonic Rainboom 7 2x09 Sweet and Elite 7 2x11 Family Appreciation Day 7 2x12 Baby Cakes 7 2x15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 11 1x25 Party of One 12 3x07 Wonderbolts Academy 13 1x19 A Dog and Pony Show 13 1x26 The Best Night Ever 13 2x05 Sisterhooves Social 13 2x06 The Cutie Pox 17 2x14 The Last Roundup 18 2x01-02 The Return of Harmony (Parts 1+2) 19 3x08 Apple Family Reunion 20 1x21 Over a Barrel 20 2x16 Read It and Weep 20 2x20 It's About Time 20 2x25-26 A Canderlot Wedding (Parts 1+2) 20 3x06 Sleepless in Ponyville 25 1x06 Boast Busters 25 1x08 Loox Before you Sleep 25 3x11 Just For Sidekicks 28 3x12 Games Ponies Play 29 3x03 Too Many Pinkie Pies 30 1x01-02 Friendship is Magic (Parts 1+2) 31 3x05 Magic Duel 32 1x14 Suited for Success 32 1x17 Stare Master 34 1x11 Winter Wrap Up 35 2x04 Luna Eclipsed 35 2x07 May the Best Pet Win! 35 2x10 Secret of My Excess 35 2x13 Hearth's Warming Eve 35 2x17 Hearts and Hooves Day 35 3x13 Magical Mystery Cure 41 2x03 Lesson Zero 42 1x10 Swarm of the Century 42 1x13 Fall Weather Friends 42 1x20 Green Isn't Your Colour 45 1x03 The Ticket Master 46 1x05 Griffon the Brush-Off 47 1x04 Applebuck Season 48 1x07 Dragonshy 48 1x12 Call of the Cutie 48 1x22 A Bird in the Hoof 48 1x23 The Cutie Mark Chronicles 48 1x24 Owl's Well That Ends Well 48 2x08 The Mysterious Mare Do Well 48 2x19 Putting Your Hoof Down 48 2x22 Hurricane Fluttershy 48 2x24 MMMystery on the Friendship Express 48 3x01-02 The Crystal Empire (Parts 1+2) 48 3x09 Spike at Your Service 48 3x10 Keep Calm and Flutter On 60 2x21 Dragon Quest 61 1x18 The Show Stoppers

4 hours later 8514868 Luna
>>8514798 >>8514813 Should I go for a second attempt of break out the super glue

4 hours later 8514871 Anonymous (910e545d7537be6148b7923aa86d2144[1].png 256x256 76kB)
>>8514610 >>Females don't date nerds. >B-BUT BIG BANG THEORY TOLD ME THEY DID! I know you're joking, but this is seriously a fallacy people fall into. I don't have the pic now, but it's perfect for this. >When she say she's into "quirky nerdy guys" >What nerds think: Picture of pasty nerd >What she really means: Picture of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a sweater. The guy from the new Doctor Who show could work as well. You don't have to be strong or even masculine. Just successful, high status.

4 hours later 8514875 Anonymous
>>8514837 >open up goggles to check if this is true I don't even know why, I don't even want to see it

4 hours later 8514879 Anonymous
>>8514781 What are you doing with this? I just got here.

4 hours later 8514880 Anonymous (1361137662924[1].gif 238x294 508kB)
>>8514781 That reminds me, I haven't watched Dan Vs since the Wild West episode. Where can I download it?

4 hours later 8514882 Anonymous
>>8514863 >More like Solid Crybaby!

4 hours later 8514883 CC
>>8514840 But that's not a lil girl ponae

4 hours later 8514893 Anonymous
>>8514865 Ain't no one got time for this shit I'm just gonna call you a pedo right now though for having Ponyville Confidential as a favorite

4 hours later 8514905 Luna
>>8514854 Going to be directly updating MLPG, I'll meet up any other horsefucker from mlpg going.

4 hours later 8514911 Anonymous
>>8514893 >Show Stoppers as the bottom

4 hours later 8514913 Anonymous
>>8514879 Cosplaying.

4 hours later 8514914 Anonymous (Apple jump.png 1280x1316 232kB)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE EEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

4 hours later 8514924 Anonymous (AJ and her two apples.png 260x370 90kB)
>>8514914

4 hours later 8514925 Kraut (viking dog.png 2448x1760 738kB)
what if diamond dog was viking now?

4 hours later 8514926 Anonymous (POOR LITTLE UNICORN 3.png 448x502 73kB)
Why can't she be real /co/

4 hours later 8514937 Anonymous
>>8514871 But what if I'm neither of those things?

4 hours later 8514944 Anonymous
>>8514865 good onions

4 hours later 8514949 Anonymous
>>8514880 is he okay?

4 hours later 8514951 Anonymous
>>8514913 Cool beans

4 hours later 8514955 Anonymous
hehe I found it finally even though the minor femsnips fervor has died down

4 hours later 8514957 Anonymous (204498__UNOPT__humanized_suggestive_blushing_breasts_solo-female_babs-seed_bikini_curvy_grown-up_big-breasts_artist-spindles_50e9db9fa4c72d329b0018b3_png.png 1000x1450 1270kB)
>>8514863 She ain't thick-as-a-brick enough to be Babs

4 hours later 8514967 Anonymous (SweaterTown.png 900x867 220kB)
>>8514871 >You don't have to be strong or even masculine. ...Balls.

4 hours later 8514968 Anonymous
>>8514865 terrible onions

4 hours later 8514970 Anonymous
>>8514880 Can't you do Pirate bay or something? Don't watch it so don't know. >>8514949 Nope, he died.

4 hours later 8514972 Anonymous
>>8514865 1. TLR 2. The rest

4 hours later 8514973 Anonymous
>>8514905 Braeburned should have a table.

4 hours later 8514977 Anonymous
>>8514949 he's dead. punctured spleen/intestines.

4 hours later 8514981 Anonymous
>>8514925 looks more like the goblin from the original monster manual

4 hours later 8514983 Anonymous
>>8514926 Why cant GG draw her taking the dick?

4 hours later 8514987 Leth (1303460754578.jpg 640x480 26kB)
Hamburger Time 3 Journal: The Boopceañera Day 5 2/21/2013 Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6691 (Running Total: 40173) Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26154 (Running Total: 159866) Got a lot of pretty pretty pictures today. Good to see it still happening around here! Also I think that latest .mov got released or something recently, but they've all been terrible since APPLES, so that's that.

4 hours later 8514989 Anonymous (Anne_Frank.jpg 298x298 26kB)
Why didn't you save her?

4 hours later 8514990 Anonymous
>>8514949 Yeah, hes just a little stuck up.

4 hours later 8514991 Anonymous (Drone pones.png 650x492 154kB)
>>8514769 >Whispering sweet little nothings into your ear >That little robotic voice is just so cute >Get them together with some other drone pones and they sing in autotune

4 hours later 8514992 Anonymous
>>8514905 Braeburned said he'd give any mlpgfag a free print.

4 hours later 8514995 Anonymous
>>8514970 It isn't on TPB, that's why I asked.

4 hours later 8514997 Anonymous
>>8514957 I love this picture so much

4 hours later 8515002 Anonymous
>>8514926 Would you take advantage of FemSnails in heat?

4 hours later 8515009 Anonymous
>>8514955 >pony head on a human body the worst kind of anthro imaginable

4 hours later 8515013 Anonymous (OLOY.gif 400x400 283kB)
>>8514989 because YOLO

4 hours later 8515016 Anonymous
>>8515002 anon, I would any of those cartoon horses

4 hours later 8515019 Anonymous (why boner.jpg 223x251 9kB)
>>8514987 >not why wings

4 hours later 8515021 Anonymous
>>8514989 Why would I want to save some jew rat?

4 hours later 8515023 Anonymous
>>8514997 me too, I love me some OC

4 hours later 8515028 Anonymous
>>8514970 >>8514977 Oh shit, really?

4 hours later 8515030 Anonymous
>>8514987 >no morale But Leth how am I supposed to feel if you drop below high one day if you don't have a morale level

4 hours later 8515041 rediv
thank you guys for the nice birthday stuff!

4 hours later 8515042 Anonymous
>>8515013 from the thumbnail the joint just looks like a big smirk on Marker Pony's face. Also it's kind of weird she never got a name. I mean Marker Pony is a title, she never told us her real name.

4 hours later 8515045 Anonymous
>>8514987 >it's still happening

4 hours later 8515047 Anonymous
>>8515013 >swag and yolo >even used ironically git out ponebrone

4 hours later 8515053 Anonymous
>>8515042 anon it is obviously markerita

4 hours later 8515057 Anonymous (1.gif 661x367 103kB)
>>8514880 http://www.watchcartoononline.com/a nime/dan-vs Ta-da

4 hours later 8515062 Anonymous (93974__UNOPT__safe_queen-chrysalis_sad_changeling_nymph_artist-the-laughing-horror.jpg 900x707 62kB)
I want an entire season of anti mane 5.

4 hours later 8515064 Anonymous
>>8514880 I got it from here when I watched it. Haven't watched it in a while neither. http://hotsauceonpizza.tumblr.com/d an%20vs

4 hours later 8515066 Anonymous
>>8514991 >autotune >a drone pone will never call you "short~aay"

4 hours later 8515068 Anonymous
>>8515023 Anon, you'll have no friends if you keep being such a passive-aggressive loser

4 hours later 8515071 Anonymous
>>8515041 sorry i couldnt get anything for you happy birthday anyway

4 hours later 8515076 Anonymous
>>8514957 Man this looks weird. I mean, this and GR's pic should basically be the same, but GR's looks much better for some reason

4 hours later 8515086 Anonymous
>>8515047 #SWOLO

4 hours later 8515087 Anonymous
>>8515002 I wouldn't take advantage of her. I'd calm her down, try and keep her occupied. At best I'd help her buy a toy or something. Then when she's back to her senses I'd rail her crosseyed.

4 hours later 8515088 Snarky Bastard (mlp humanize rarity white dress.jpg 391x780 144kB)
i just realized, i have to act as, essentially, Rarity's inner fashion designer with these stories, since in virtually every spot i have for her, she's trying to make an Appearance. UNDER PRESSURE, PUSHING DOWN ON ME though, this one is good.

4 hours later 8515095 Anonymous
>>8515076 >GR's looks better AHAHAHAHA

4 hours later 8515100 Anonymous (1351144525201.png 572x704 103kB)
>>8514991 The cuteness would be too much for me. But I still think I'd prefer one of the other plane pones. I'd like to fly them.

4 hours later 8515103 Anonymous
>>8515066 >get an overseas mission >requires a carrier >IM ON A BOAAAT

4 hours later 8515106 Anonymous
>>8514997 The facial expression makes it complete

4 hours later 8515107 Anonymous
>>8515042 Her name is marker pony Like coke pony is coke pony And pizza pony is pizza pony Giving them names gives them more character and detracts from what they are, also leads to giving them a personality, which they shouldn't have, outside of headcanons.

4 hours later 8515114 Anonymous
>>8515068 He won't get any friends for liking that picture, either.

4 hours later 8515117 Anonymous
>>8515002 if she is legal age sure. im not gonna fuck a kid.

4 hours later 8515125 Anonymous (Lizard_attack.gif 322x229 1536kB)
>>8515028 sometimes it's just obviously lethal

4 hours later 8515130 Anonymous
>>8515114 Maybe if he goes around showing his friends his porn

4 hours later 8515133 Anonymous (tSbfX.jpg 2048x1536 380kB)
So sw4g.mov came out, opinions?

4 hours later 8515135 Anonymous
>>8515041 I didn't get you anything. I'm not even sure who you are. Happy birthday though.

4 hours later 8515136 Anonymous
>>8515041 I'm going to be late for yours ;_; Sorry

4 hours later 8515139 Anonymous
>>8515088 You've finally written a good story for once?

4 hours later 8515143 Anonymous
>>8515107 In a literal sense of course But I like the idea that we labeled them as what they do but they have real names. If that's not too far into OC DO NOT STEAL territory for you.

4 hours later 8515144 Anonymous (5nn.png 800x2969 2916kB)


4 hours later 8515151 Anonymous
>>8515133 shit/10 it's shit

4 hours later 8515152 Anonymous
>>8515095 At least to me it does.

4 hours later 8515158 Snarky Bastard
>>8515139 if it's you asking, doubtful.

4 hours later 8515160 Anonymous (Tojo.jpg 606x768 73kB)
>>8514989 Why didn't you save him?

4 hours later 8515161 Anonymous (1318115579506.png 456x570 218kB)
>>8515107 >Her name is marker pony >marker pony >pony

4 hours later 8515162 Anonymous
>>8515133 It's shit. Seriously, one of the worst 15 minutes I ever spent.

4 hours later 8515168 Anonymous
>>8515088 What are you doing now?

4 hours later 8515180 Anonymous
>>8515160 I only worry about saving cute lolis.

4 hours later 8515187 Anonymous (1361510570127.gif 661x367 104kB)
>>8515057

4 hours later 8515190 Anonymous
>>8515133 I dunno he's come a long way since Jerry in terms of animation and it was kinda sorta entertaining in his crude style

4 hours later 8515191 Anonymous
>>8515144 It's not cute, and it's not funny, so why is it?

4 hours later 8515195 Anonymous
>>8515133 I would've keyed the shit out of that car... okay i'm lying, i would've walked past it and angrly call it a dick.. in my head.

4 hours later 8515197 Anonymous
>>8515076 its prob the straight facing mostly symmetrical pose, that can really flatten the figure. -Vilppu

4 hours later 8515199 Anonymous
>>8515143 >Naming your pokemon

4 hours later 8515205 Anonymous (Twilight eats grass in front of Fluttershy.png 490x386 317kB)
>>8515144 pretty stupid but I like this one out of context frame

4 hours later 8515206 Anonymous (its happening.gif 320x213 847kB)
>>>/q/438646

4 hours later 8515208 Anonymous
>>8514989 Why? What happened? I respect peoples' privacy too much to read some girl's diary.

4 hours later 8515209 Anonymous
>>8515042 She is nothing but an object, Anon. Like Coke, Furnace and Tabasco. She is something you use, she is nothing but an object, a thing. Once her purpose is over you toss her aside.

4 hours later 8515211 Anonymous (No+color.png 504x432 161kB)
>>8515160 He failed because he didn't make any friends.

4 hours later 8515214 Anonymous
>>8515199 >not naming your pokemon

4 hours later 8515221 Anonymous
>>8515151 >>8515162 >>8515190 >they actually watched it I'd like to ask you to leave forever4

4 hours later 8515222 Anonymous (1358584951017.gif 267x242 2093kB)
>>8515125 I didn't think that would be enough to kill the guy. Hospitalization, yeah, but shit.

4 hours later 8515224 Anonymous
>>8515144 I really wish ponies would do more pony stuff on the show.

4 hours later 8515226 Anonymous
>>8515195 I have keyed a car before. It wasn't very satisfying. They probably never even noticed.

4 hours later 8515227 Anonymous
>>8515144 What the hell is wrong with this comic?

4 hours later 8515228 Anonymous
>>8515187 Slow it down and add "It's Happening"

4 hours later 8515231 Anonymous
>>8515211 got the full thing colored?

4 hours later 8515237 Anonymous (DYER.jpg 500x434 58kB)
>>8515180 but lolis love der furer

4 hours later 8515240 Anonymous (Rarity Feed Bag.png 900x900 229kB)
>>8515224 If I saw them using a feedbag on the show I'd be so happy

4 hours later 8515244 Anonymous
>>8515224 Sorry, anon, they aren't ponies. They're Ponies. You're watching the wrong show.

4 hours later 8515246 Anonymous (tumblr_mhu2to7daz1r13tm3o1_1280[3].jpg 747x1000 97kB)
>tfw no qt3.14 avg russian bf >tfw no pony bf

4 hours later 8515248 Anonymous
>>8515160 I tried.

4 hours later 8515256 Anonymous
>8515013 where is the marker pic unedited?

4 hours later 8515257 Anonymous (Ss the solitary wwizard+color.png 660x1848 826kB)
>>8515231

4 hours later 8515260 Anonymous
>>8515222 they got fucked up

4 hours later 8515263 Anonymous
>>8515240 but that isnt how ponies use feedbags

4 hours later 8515268 Anonymous (1361471092659.jpg 800x966 608kB)
>>8515227 they kinda went overly dramatic with it.

4 hours later 8515270 Anonymous
>>8515244 What if there's some one here who has been watching G1 this entire time and is really color blind so he didn't notice and though we were just calling them different names ironically?

4 hours later 8515274 Anonymous
>>8515237 *Führer

4 hours later 8515280 Anonymous
>>8515009 what kind of anthro do you prefer? Hoof hands?

4 hours later 8515282 Anonymous (colgate_has_seen_some_things____by_rildraw-d51jk4i.png 3000x3420 762kB)
>>8515222 now that's just overkill

4 hours later 8515283 Anonymous
>>8514420 >The fabric of her lingerie is smooth beneath your palms - warm and soft like a woman ought to be >Babs seems to be enjoying your ministrations as much as you, muttering as if to herself how warm your hands are. >She sighs softly as you cup them, your hands wandering and exploring her bounteous assets; >the ones you've been dying to touch ever since she started to blossom from a stocky, chubby girl to a voluptuous, stunning woman; >since you started seeing how attractive your friend suddenly became once you hit thirteen. >You brush a thumb across a spot of fabric that feels just a little more taut than the rest of her bra, half-guessing and half-just-lucky, and are rewarded with a tiny gasp, a sound very unlike her. >>8514008 >in a sudden burst of boldness, you plant your hands on them, a few centimeters of fabric between her nipples and your palms, and do something you've been waiting to do ever since you discovered what breasts are. >She jumps, gasping louder. "H-hey, watch it...! Not so rough..."

4 hours later 8515287 Anonymous
>>8515257 I love this comic. Sometimes fandom produces nice stuff to balance fandumb and retardism.

4 hours later 8515291 Anonymous
>>8515263 enlighten me

4 hours later 8515310 Anonymous
>>8515246 hellllo goal physique no homo

4 hours later 8515315 Anonymous
>>8515257 >that bab spike heart_attack_reaction_image.jpg

4 hours later 8515327 Anonymous
>>8514883 What is it with you and making gay characters?

4 hours later 8515328 Anonymous
>>8515270 I wouldnt be suprised ive already heared of blindanon

4 hours later 8515330 Anonymous
>>8515257 Is that the legit fanon look of Starswirl?

4 hours later 8515335 Anonymous
>>8515310 hope you have a way to get roids

4 hours later 8515346 Anonymous (tumblr_mb12igh2rn1roeja2o1_1280[1].jpg 969x691 397kB)
>>8515246 Pavel is the reason I work out. One day I'll have him. No homo Slight homo

4 hours later 8515350 Anonymous
>pony will never pony pony

4 hours later 8515352 Anonymous (comic fixed.jpg 405x1438 166kB)
>>8515144 here, i fixed it.

4 hours later 8515353 Anonymous (1360396428156.gif 370x281 2075kB)
>>8515282 No, this is.

4 hours later 8515367 Anonymous
>>8515240 I want to put a feed bag on a ranting Twilight. >I TOLD PINKIE TO PUT THE BOOKS BACK IN THE RIGHT ORDER WHY DOES SHE NEV- *munch munch munch*

4 hours later 8515374 Anonymous
>>8515257 thank

4 hours later 8515375 Anonymous
>>8515353 jesus

4 hours later 8515384 Anonymous
>>8515330 >fanon

4 hours later 8515391 Anonymous
>>8515352 thank you anon

4 hours later 8515394 Anonymous
>>8515352 Good! I noticed the original comic told like 3 jokes and was all over the place. It lacked focus.

4 hours later 8515395 Anonymous
>>8515353 fuck

4 hours later 8515401 Anonymous
>>8515384 I have not seen Starswirl in the show yet...

4 hours later 8515406 Anonymous
>8515353 no cop died in that though

4 hours later 8515408 Anonymous (tumblr_mhu2to7daz1r13tm3o2_1280[1].jpg 747x1000 90kB)
>>8515335 >implying that's not a natty physique

4 hours later 8515410 Luna (IMAG0123.jpg 2560x1440 377kB)
Okay made some changes, better or worse? About to break out the super glue and make it perm

4 hours later 8515413 Anonymous
>>8515330 Dress is canon. The pony is made up.

4 hours later 8515415 Anonymous
>>8515352 Much better!

4 hours later 8515424 Anonymous
>>8515283 I want to suck on them.

4 hours later 8515435 Anonymous
>>8515330 I see some draw him more blue-ish with white mane, but otherwise the appearance is pretty consistent from artist to artist.

4 hours later 8515436 Anonymous
>>8515410 Just get one printed. Plain white lettering should not cost that much and it won't look shit.

4 hours later 8515437 Anonymous
>>8515408 his ass is terrible though

4 hours later 8515438 Anonymous
>>8515408 I'm not gay but holy shit that ass

4 hours later 8515446 Anonymous
>>8515413 Okay, kinda what I was going for there, I want a solid body for the wizard. ...for reasons.

4 hours later 8515449 Anonymous
>>8515353 >Not checking for tripwires He done derped

4 hours later 8515450 Anonymous
>>8515410 what the fuck i thought it was tape

4 hours later 8515453 Anonymous (ss the wwizard.png 1430x897 1197kB)
>>8515330 I don't think anyone's really made a definitive Starswirl yet.

4 hours later 8515458 Anonymous
>>8515283 Lightly pinch them While kissing on her exposed areas of her breasts

4 hours later 8515467 Anonymous
>>8515436 He doesn't have time. THIS IS A LAST SECOND THING~!

4 hours later 8515471 Anonymous (neckbeard wizard.png 615x672 107kB)
>>8515453 clearly it's this

4 hours later 8515478 Anonymous (fixt2.jpg 405x1454 163kB)
>>8515352 and another take

4 hours later 8515482 Luna
>>8515436 >Las Pegasus Tomorrow >Paying 30 for a shirt I am probably going to wear once This cost like 7 bucks bro

4 hours later 8515483 Anonymous (1361509266063[1].jpg 250x250 15kB)
Guys. I just went full driver. >walk in to local convenience store to get some beer. >cute girl behind the counter. >grab a 6 pack >go up to the counter. >look at the dvd rack. >see girl who played with fire starring noomi rapace. >"good movie." >girl says, "yeah, I just put those on the shelf, that one really caught my eye. So you liked it?" >"yeah, its uh.." >notice shes looking in my eyes and is genuinely interested in hearing my opinion. >remember the driver >smile to myself >"its good." >keep smiling as she rings me up. >"stay safe out there" >"enjoy the weather." >maintain eye contact as I walk out the door. how'd I do guys??

4 hours later 8515485 Anonymous
>>8515453 >gradient filters

4 hours later 8515489 Anonymous (starswirl.png 689x470 203kB)
>>8515453 Pretty much so

4 hours later 8515490 Anonymous
>>8515467 >>8515467 Whatever then it's fine I guess.

4 hours later 8515493 Anonymous (tumblr_mh2cwvvcRs1r13tm3o1_1280[1].jpg 1000x1000 1334kB)
>>8515437 u wot m8?

4 hours later 8515494 Anonymous
>>8515478 meh

4 hours later 8515497 Anonymous
>>8515483 that's a pretty cool story brother, but where are the ponies?

4 hours later 8515502 Anonymous (108034__UNOPT__.png 678x532 330kB)
>>8515435 >but otherwise the appearance is pretty consistent from artist to artist You forgot this rendition of him. Well, now we know it was a "he", thanks to last ep.

4 hours later 8515505 Anonymous
i love to hit women

4 hours later 8515511 Anonymous (Fluttershy in Cottage.jpg 1500x750 460kB)


4 hours later 8515516 Anonymous
>>8515493 Stop.

4 hours later 8515518 Anonymous (Gryffindor.jpg 720x480 57kB)
>>8515483 >I told a girl I liked a movie >Am I alpha now?

4 hours later 8515521 Anonymous
>>8515497 The cashier was Lyra obviously, how else would a female be interested in his opinion.

4 hours later 8515528 Anonymous
>>8515505 You mean hit on women

4 hours later 8515529 Anonymous
>>8515502 I've kinda always assumed Starswirl was a he. And I forgot that this one even existed. Has there been more updates to it?

4 hours later 8515531 Anonymous (1357142900012.png 1600x1441 640kB)


4 hours later 8515539 Anonymous
>>8515483 Has there been a Feel Pony?

4 hours later 8515543 Anonymous
>>8515493 what tumblr is this

4 hours later 8515555 Anonymous
>>8515505 me too, but only ugly or fat women

4 hours later 8515557 Anonymous
>>8515483 you did REAL HUMAN BEING and REAL HERO were her hands also dirty when she handed you the beer? well thats good for you because so am I from the bad weather outside JESUS CHRIST

4 hours later 8515559 Anonymous
>>8515531 This is cute.

4 hours later 8515561 Anonymous (208350__UNOPT__safe_rainbow-dash_animated_purse.gif.gif 500x281 748kB)
>>8515505

4 hours later 8515571 Anonymous (raraslap.png 385x268 128kB)


4 hours later 8515573 Anonymous
>>8515529 Nope

4 hours later 8515576 Anonymous
>>8515539 A pony made of feels? I don't think one exists

4 hours later 8515586 Anonymous (that feel.png 900x830 307kB)
>>8515539 I don't think anyone ever made it work

4 hours later 8515596 Anonymous
>>8515511 >Fluttershy kicked away her comforter over the night. >She wakes up, notices the disturbed comforter and panics, thinking something was in her bed. >She cautiously exits her bedroom. >Decides to greet the mysterious suitor, but finds nothing. >Leaves her window open the following night, hoping they come back.

4 hours later 8515597 Anonymous
>>8515557 a real human bean

4 hours later 8515604 Anonymous
>>8515543 http://pavel-petel.tumblr.com Hottest man alive No homo He has nudes on there

4 hours later 8515605 Anonymous
>>8515561 >tfw the dickslap version is >3mb

4 hours later 8515607 Anonymous
>tfw you will never a filthy mutant rat girl who makes pony porn for a living. ;_;

4 hours later 8515619 Anonymous (Chen.jpg 991x717 175kB)
>>8515539 >there will never be a feel pony and a boop pony

4 hours later 8515620 Anonymous
>>8515502 Female ponies aren't typically "bearded".

4 hours later 8515626 Anonymous
>>8515605 imgur link it and I'll see what I can do

4 hours later 8515631 Anonymous (spilt_cider_by_sophiecabra-d5upz0f.jpg 560x821 558kB)
>>8515518 >go to Universal Studios >visit Wizarding World >they have Hufflepuff merch on sale >nobody is even touching it while browsing

4 hours later 8515636 Anonymous
>>8515529 Twilight said hes a stallion.

4 hours later 8515641 Anonymous
>>8515620 That's why tumblr is called Starswirl Unbearded

4 hours later 8515648 Anonymous
>>8515620 what if the beard wasn't on her face

4 hours later 8515649 Anonymous
>>8515626 imgur cant take gifs bigger than 2mb.

4 hours later 8515652 Anonymous
>>8515604 thanks, no homo

4 hours later 8515659 Anonymous
>>8515641 Oh, okay. I thought it was like someone's idea of what the actual character would be.

4 hours later 8515660 Anonymous (TheKnightAndTheFaunOnHonerableCombat.png 800x800 315kB)
>>8515620 Below the belt, Anon.

4 hours later 8515663 Anonymous
>>8515620 maybe she has a beard down low

4 hours later 8515664 Anonymous
>>8515649 is it on derpibooru or something?

4 hours later 8515666 Anonymous
>>8515586 twilight why would you want a girlfriend? you're not a lesbian.

4 hours later 8515671 Anonymous
>>8515607 You're gross, corwin.

4 hours later 8515672 Anonymous
>>8515631 >Go to Universal Studios >Rude Eurofag tourists everywhere Seriously what the hell man

4 hours later 8515683 Anonymous
>>8515607 sorry corwin, you are past your prime now. its time to retire.

4 hours later 8515690 Anonymous
>>8515659 It is, just more free approach. You know, only 1 toy of 4 (the generations) of Starswirl is a colt?

4 hours later 8515693 Anonymous
>>8515649 dropbox that shit

4 hours later 8515695 Anonymous
>>8515631 >>8515672 >go to universal studios >alien ship suddenly comes crashing down the hell america

4 hours later 8515698 Anonymous
>>8515683 >You will never put down an expired drawfag

4 hours later 8515699 Anonymous
>8515660 who drew this?

4 hours later 8515714 Anonymous
>>8515699 Art-Anon

4 hours later 8515719 Anonymous
>>8515698 >I havent time to check whos left on the bingo

4 hours later 8515723 Anonymous
>>8515596 that's an amusing interpretation good job

4 hours later 8515724 Anonymous
>>8515683 >>8515671 Can we just stop giving him encouragement now? I mean, he's actually gone full furry. He hasn't drawn any pony stuff in like a week.

4 hours later 8515729 Anonymous
>>8515698 But they've seen things. Things you people wouldn't believe.

4 hours later 8515732 Anonymous
>>8515596 >Leaves the window open night after night >each night she waits sleeplessly in her bed, yearning for their warmth >they never come back She just wants someone to make her feel special...

4 hours later 8515736 rediv (happy birthday.png 552x553 24kB)
>>8515136 >>8515135 >>8515071 aw its okay guys, thank you either way!

4 hours later 8515737 Anonymous
>>8515257 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfuwO4kY8C http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfuwO4kY8C http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfuwO4kY8C http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfuwO4kY8C My Celestia sucks.

4 hours later 8515744 Anonymous
>ask girl out on a date >she says yes >ask her what time her dad can drive us to the movies >she just gives me a blank stare >ok well you guys should pick me up around 7 >give her a fist bump and run home in excitement >her and her dad pick me up around 7 >no one says a word on the way there >he drops us off >as I'm getting out of the car I stop and ask him for the money for the movie >he just stares at me >politely inform him movies don't grow on trees >he gives me $30 >I clear my throat and keep my hand out >he gives me another $10 >I roll my eyes and say "thanks, guy" really sarcastically >girl I asked out is looking super embarrassed >get to the ticket window >ask her "did your dad give you any money for the movie?" >she looks like she's about to cry >"well you should call him because he only gave me enough for myself and some food" >we didn't go on a second date

4 hours later 8515746 Anonymous (twi_disgust.jpg 438x438 36kB)
>>8515666 fuck you satan stop oppressing me

4 hours later 8515751 Anonymous
http://vimeo.com/60190204 Tabitha you crazy woman

4 hours later 8515758 Luna (1360900481660.jpg 800x1078 747kB)
Well MLPG off to bed for me, I'll keep you all updated on shit some of friday and most all Saturday. Any leaks or hints during the QA should be posted with my trip. I'll try to snag some pics of some nice cosplayers too.

4 hours later 8515760 Anonymous
Tex. I know you're out there.

4 hours later 8515765 Anonymous
>>8515723 I see an image and I just run with it.

4 hours later 8515766 Anonymous (nothing but feels.png 799x597 945kB)
>>8515732 >Implying she doesn't just want someone to love her

4 hours later 8515767 Anonymous
>>8515724 >he took a short break let's turn on him Autist of the highest caliber right here.

4 hours later 8515770 Anonymous
>>8515737 >neow that was the best bit anyway

4 hours later 8515774 Anonymous
>>8515737 ok thanks for warning me it sucks, now i dont have to click on the link.

4 hours later 8515786 Anonymous
>>8515767 Took a short break... To draw furry shit.

4 hours later 8515794 Anonymous
>>8515786 but mlp is furry you shit

4 hours later 8515795 Anonymous
>>8515786 Anon, we're all furries here why is that such a big deal

4 hours later 8515797 Anonymous
>>8515786 >because pony shit is supposed to be better for some reason

4 hours later 8515800 Anonymous
>>8515786 >ponies aren't furry So much denial.

4 hours later 8515805 Anonymous
>>8515736 Happy birthday! I hope you die!

4 hours later 8515807 Tan (frens 2 ever.png 800x600 16kB)
>MLPG will never celebrate your birthday So I finally got the tablet working on the second monitor. I gotta' get used to the way it maps the tablet to this resolution, so I'm just doing little doodles with my legacy brush. Anyone got any requests?

4 hours later 8515809 Anonymous
>>8515786 You're saying that as if it's a huge difference.

4 hours later 8515818 Anonymous
>>8515521 >lyra working as a cashier at a convenience store why do I find this interesting

4 hours later 8515821 Anonymous
>>8515786 She's not even a furry. >>8515807 When's your birthday?

5 hours later 8515829 Anonymous
>>8515807 You have the same birthday as me. But you weren't around.

5 hours later 8515831 Anonymous (big mac's cape.png 800x600 11kB)
>>8515807 when's your birthday, Tan? Also, since apparently you hate this image you should do another picture of Big Macintosh in a cpae

5 hours later 8515832 Anonymous
>>8515807 sweaty gildabuns when's your birthday so I can celebrate it?

5 hours later 8515842 rediv (muscle.gif 19x19 1kB)
>>8515805

5 hours later 8515845 Anonymous (fluttershy riding a cock.jpg 1280x1280 191kB)
Enjoy

5 hours later 8515851 Anonymous
>>8515831 I thought it was a pretty dress

5 hours later 8515853 Anonymous
>>8515807 whens your birthday gonna draw for you even if i dont draw

5 hours later 8515854 Anonymous (Shrek Gameboy.gif 33x42 4kB)
>>8515842 That's a great gif.

5 hours later 8515856 Anonymous
>>8515845 heh

5 hours later 8515860 Anonymous
>>8515807 >Anyone got any requests? A Kleer Skeleton form Serious Sam as a pone

5 hours later 8515865 Anonymous
>>8515807 I don't even celebrate my own birthday except for going out to eat.

5 hours later 8515867 Anonymous
>>8515845 One day I hope someone will actually draw a penis in one of these so I'll be surprised

5 hours later 8515869 Anonymous
>>8515845 Thank you anon I will cherish it intensively

5 hours later 8515873 Anonymous (109415 - artist HoneySmother but_why crying pinkamena_diane_pie pinkie_pie toilet.jpg 1000x971 133kB)
>>8515807 Draw this but with Fluttershy

5 hours later 8515875 rediv
>>8515854 HAHA WOW

5 hours later 8515904 Anonymous
>>8515845 thanks rose

5 hours later 8515922 Anonymous
>>8515660 >Ow That's cute.

5 hours later 8515928 Anonymous
>>8515851 I think you're right, generally a cape wouldn't go under the chest

5 hours later 8515938 Anonymous (132114822631.png 420x601 203kB)
>>8515873

5 hours later 8515951 Anonymous (my little bully can't be this cute.gif 480x360 785kB)
You have 30 minutes to draw or write something about this pony!

5 hours later 8515961 Anonymous
>>8515951 eh, I'm done drawing for now

5 hours later 8515964 Anonymous (1360991136032.jpg 1353x900 491kB)
>this sold for only $125 FUCK i missed out.

5 hours later 8515973 Anonymous (zibbas.png 804x693 143kB)
>>8515951 No I'm tired.

5 hours later 8515974 Anonymous
>>8515951 check your privilege

5 hours later 8515975 Anonymous
NEW >>8515965 >>8515965 >>8515965

5 hours later 8515981 Anonymous
>>8515922 The faun is adorable when he is 'tough'.

5 hours later 8515991 Anonymous
>>8515975 >16 posts early The fuck are you doing?

5 hours later 8515992 Tan (what am i doing with my life and why am i doing this even.png 1280x1024 18kB)
>>8515851 It was supposed to be a dress, just like this Snails one. >>8515821 >>8515831 >>8515832 >>8515853 what >>8515829 said. I was actually around but left at some point. Probably before you got here. It was on Jan 3rd. I see a few requests, are you sure you guys don't have more?

5 hours later 8516001 Anonymous
>>8515951 Wunnaponnatime there was a little brown filly. She was fat and had a dumb voice. Anon took pity on her and acquiesced to her pathetic pleadings. "Fine!" he said "Bend over!" The stinky little rotten apple replied, "GEE, TANKS, MISTAH!" Anon merely grumbled and sighed as he began to lick her anus. They achieved simultaneous orgasm just from this act.

5 hours later 8516009 Anonymous
>>8515951 A Babs fanfic, by Anon: The ass was fat.

5 hours later 8516020 Anonymous
>>8515992 Fat Rainbow Dash crying and having a heart attack.

5 hours later 8516029 Anonymous
>>8515992 Alright how about Mr. Cake telling Mrs. Cake to get back to twerk.

5 hours later 8516050 Anonymous
>>8515992 Something with Babs and the CMC

5 hours later 8516051 Anonymous
>>8515992 I don't think you understand how much I want more sweaty gildabuns and happy late birthday

5 hours later 8516144 Anonymous (when_i_was_just_a_filly____by_kp_shadowsquirrel-d54wys5.jpg 750x1000 183kB)
>>8515631 >go to Universal Studios >visit Wizarding World >try butterbeer for the first time i want to go back anon... it's "wait-in-line-for-a-whole-day-for-s weet-apple-acres-amazing-cider" amazing

5 hours later 8516183 Anonymous
>>8516144 Oh my god, right? Backed up all the way across the wooden bridge to the Jurassic Park area, but totally worth it

5 hours later 8516287 Anonymous
>>8516183 when did you go? last time i went was in 2011 did you cheat like i did to ride the flying booth ride like a billion times?

5 hours later 8516450 Anonymous
>>8516287 Last time I went was in November for my birthday. What's the cheat? That flying booth is my favorite ride in the whole park.

5 hours later 8516562 Anonymous
why do you need to have drive and confidence, long-term goals, why do you need to be "successful" why do you need to have a qt gf, an apartment or house of your own, a steady job if not multiple jobs, a STEM major, impeccable taste in fashion, a fitness plan and self-prepared meals, patrician knowledge of music and literature, knowing all the cartoons from the 80s and 90s, a love of hard vidya, a hatred of popular anime, incredible drawing skills, coding abilities, the ability to make friends easily both online and in everyday life, condescension towards and advice for everyone inferior to you why is this the only way to be happy in life? sometimes I wish someplace like Equestria did exist because maybe at least they wouldn't have such expectations

5 hours later 8516601 Anonymous
>>8515458 >>8515424 >You ease your grip, rubbing lightly where your fingers dug into her, as if to draw the pain out, apologizing quietly to her. >Babs shrugs it off, although you've noticed her hand now rests on your arm, her thumb stroking your bicep as it slides up to your shoulder and back down, sending a little buzzing through that side of your body. >"It's... it's okay... just go easy on 'em... tits bruise easier than you'd think..." You move your hands up, after a furtive glance at her, back up to where they rested before - over her nipples, which even through the fabric you can already tell are stiff and aching. >As you gently massage her, you lower your head into Babs' bosom, the just-slightly-olive softness set so invitingly before you. >your nose fills with a scent you will never be able to describe forever after as anything but "Woman," and your lips touch featherlight to her skin, making her jump as if shocked. >The taste of her soap and her skin, the taste of HER, hits your tongue and you find yourself intoxicated, your kisses growing harder, deeper, more frantic. >Babs' eyes drift closed, and a low hum of contentment escapes her - one of many, punctuated with little gasps and nigh-silent, sensuous sighs as you gently pinch and knead, not enough to hurt her again, but enough to make her breaths come slow and deep and her hands grip your shoulder and stroke your hair, and your name slip quietly whisper-like past her lips.

5 hours later 8516775 Anonymous
>>8516601 GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

5 hours later 8516794 Anonymous
>>8516601 massage and tease the underside

5 hours later 8516802 Anonymous
>>8516450 when I was there, the line was backed up for about 1.5-2 hours. once you got to a certain point, the exit to the ride was over halfway closer to the beginning (it was next to the locker bay). the way they had it was so messed up, because the lockers were right next to the gift shop, and the exit led to the gift shop >exit>giftshop>lockers>halfwaypoint once you exited the hallway, just walk through the locker room and cut in front of everyone. I may be an asshole, but I rode that thing like 10 times in one day. the reason it was so easy to do was because the guards just thought you went into the locker room to put your belongings away, then come out to continue the line... also, you can ride the men in black ride SO MANY TIMES if you choose the single-rider line. probably about the most-rideable thing at the park.

5 hours later 8516883 Anonymous
>>8516802 You should try going with a fast pass The mummy is such a good ride, and I don't consider it a good time unless I ride it 30~ times a day And we usually stay at a hotel when we go

5 hours later 8516955 Anonymous
>>8516601 Suckle on her nipples, rub that areole with my tongue

5 hours later 8517011 Anonymous
>>8516883 >tfw the mummy ride starts to slide backwards >tfw listening to daft punk on rock n' rollercoaster >tfw knowing how to get 999,999 score on mib ride I really need a vacation... >youtube ad for universal studios fucking chrome...

5 hours later 8517123 Anonymous
>>8517011 You know about how to access the secret tracks for the rock n' rollercoaster, right?

5 hours later 8517184 Anonymous
>>8517123 go on

5 hours later 8517257 Anonymous
>>8517184 http://www.bestoforlando.com/articl es/secret-songs-on-universal-orland os-hollywood-rip-ride-rockit%20/ Float On master race

6 hours later 8517362 Anonymous
>>8517257 excellent... now if only the ride lasted as long as each song... danke anon

6 hours later 8517402 Anonymous
>>8517362 No problem!

6 hours later 8517404 Anonymous
>>8516794 >You cup her breasts once more, this time, lightly drawing your fingers up from the bottom toward the top. Meanwhile, your lips move northward, to her collarbone, then to her shoulder, tasting her under her bra strap as it falls down her arm, then up to her neck, until your lips are pressed against hers. >Her tongue slips silky into your mouth and you taste her, feel her fingers in your hair, her breath tickling your nose as she explores your lips with hers, savoring you like a cool drink or a warm meal. >Your hands continue to rub and massage, but suddenly she grunts into your mouth, and pulling away, whispers, "Wait, hang on a second." >her hands leave you, and you feel a sudden sense of loss, of cold as they do, maybe from losing her touch, or maybe from how warm you suddenly realize you are through the drunken haze of your osculation-induced euphoria. >she reaches behind her, and unclasps her bra.

6 hours later 8517454 Anonymous
>>8517404 sweet jesus time for a motorboat

6 hours later 8517604 Anonymous
>>8517454 Now that's just crass. >>8517404 Let's not let her be the only one stripping down here.

6 hours later 8517610 Anonymous
>>8517454 A MOTORBOAT CRASHES THROUGH THE WALL KILLING YOU BOTH. BAD END.

6 hours later 8517676 Anonymous
>>8517604 >>8517454 >She pulls the clasp open and slowly slowly peels it forward, catching the cups in her hands as she gives you a fox-sly smile. >"How bad you wanna see 'em?"

6 hours later 8517687 Anonymous
>>8517404 Help her remove the bra, slowly. One breast at a time. Draw things out for her

6 hours later 8517730 Anonymous
>>8517676 Don't say anything, just start kissing and hold her head.

6 hours later 8517814 Anonymous
>>8517676 Gently pry her fingers away, one by one

6 hours later 8517861 Anonymous
>>8517676 Not as badly as I want to do naughty things to them.

6 hours later 8517986 Anonymous
>>8517730 >>8517861 >>8517814 >>8517687 >You cradle her cheek in a palm and lean in to take her in a kiss again, desperate to know that feeling again, as the other goes to pry that offending garment from her fingers, how DARE it get between you and this girl who makes your heart thud and your pants grow tighter. >But you find your lips meeting her fingers as she quickly crosses an arm in front of her chest, holding her last vestige of support up and creating a deep valley of soft brown skin. >"Ah-ah-ah..." >Again that fox-sly smile rises as her voice lowers. >"Take off your shirt. I wanna see you too. You ain't the only one who's been wantin' to see some skin~" >Her arm jostles, her ample flesh bouncing and shaking hypnotically against that accursed, teasing bra. >"Lemme see you."

6 hours later 8518114 Anonymous
>>8517986 You heard the lady, get naked. But does she want us to disrobe or drop trou?

6 hours later 8518150 Anonymous
>>8517986 Let lack of self-confidence overwhelm you was you know how your body is not attractive by any definition.

6 hours later 8518209 Anonymous
>>8517986 take off my ask if she wants to play some mortal kombat

6 hours later 8518527 Anonymous
>>8518114 >>8518150 >You don't consider yourself exactly "handsome," but she wants to see you - how can you resist? >You're no Chippendale's dancer or bodybuilder or model, but she wants to see you - how can you refuse? >While you pull your shirt over your head, the cool air hitting you like water on a skillet, your head is covered for all of a few seconds, not long at all but just long enough for her to pull down her zipper and shimmy out of her pants. >You come up and throw your shirt aside just in time to see the denim hit the floor, and a shapely brown leg attached to a shapely brown girl step out of it, her hips swinging as she does, that smile now a wicked grin as she blows a lock of stray red hair out of her face, those eyes locked on to you. >She glances down at your pants, and the flick of an eyebrow is all it takes to convey without a single word to say, and you all but snap the button off as you tear yourself free of them. >"That's more like it," she says, as she lets the bra drop. >And you see her, really see her, for the first time, see how kind puberty was to her, see her smooth and shapely, full of femininity, her nipples stiff and her panties soaked and it's all you can do to stop yourself taking her then and there. >There are no words that come to mind, no syllable is there to find, while she hooks a thumb into her lacy red panties and asks "Whaddaya think?" >and then she glances down and gets her answer. And precisely the one she wanted to hear.

7 hours later 8518762 Anonymous
>>8518527 She tries to be the one in control, but she obviously has been wanting, putting up with the lack of initiate. Ask why she didn't say something?

7 hours later 8518820 Anonymous
>>8518527 I don't think I need to say anything at this point. Let our bodies do the talking.

7 hours later 8519206 Anonymous
>>8518820 >Storming through the door of her room, a tangle of kisses and gropes and the taste of arousal and hormones, of sweat and perfume and Babs' laughter as her palms caress your chest and with a push, set you tumbling down on your back onto her bed, a simple mattress set on the floor, with her on top of you, her hair askew and her breasts resting heavily on your chest, divinely warm and plush and soft, like a woman ought to be. >Now free of that lacy barrier, your hand are free to enjoy and savor her every feminine curve, and you drink her in like a fine Italian wine >Her breasts in your hands, gently tugging and teasing at her aching brown nipples, suckling and nibbling or just playing with them, watching how they swing and bounce, pulling gasps and moans from Babs, and whispers of your name, while she grinds herself on you, drenched with the sweetest honey as only a girl with a sting like Babs' could have, the scent driving you mad, like a question whose answer is close at hand, a question that slips out a moment later. >"Why now?" >You manage to ask, in bursts when your lips aren't occupied with better things, why she waited for you to move first, if she wanted this as badly as you do - why she didn't say so. >And she breaks away for a minute, that smile coming back before she starts to laugh and says, "Whaddaya THINK I've been doin' all this time, babe?" >Before she leans down, and gives you a little kiss. >"Besides, you came around, didn'tcha?"

7 hours later 8519277 Anonymous
>>8519206 I'll be coming around, alright, if she keeps this up. Grab her butt while burying face in cleavage.

8 hours later 8519461 Anonymous
>>8519206 Slid off them panties.

8 hours later 8519628 Anonymous
>>8519277 >You guess you did. If you'd known it would have been as easy as this, you'd have made your move long ago, but that's all in the past now - what matters is this moment here, in Babs' room >on her mattress with her posters on the walls and her clothes on the floor and her sheets over the two of you and her breasts shaking enticing arousing as an aphrodisiac dance as that beautiful scent of her need feels every corner of your thoughts and you ache against her. >All right. If it's initiative she wants, then you'll deliver. >You sit up, your hands slip down to her shapely backside, gently embracing, just enjoying her as you kiss her breasts heaving with her panting breath and you wind her panties around your fingers by the straps and looking up into those green eyes, you tell her you want her, all of her >here and now >her and you >you want to whisper her name in her ear and make her shudder against you as you tell her you love her from the core of your being in the only way that can possibly be right. >And these fucking panties are getting in the way. >You put Babs on her back and pull - no, peel - them, a dark red, sticky bunch, from her mound crowned with a tuft of red, and your own underwear follows after and for a moment, you kneel on the mattress and just look at the woman before you, and in that moment, she is truly the most beautiful woman in the world. >She sits up and takes your lips in hers, her legs around your hips, and says "I'm ready."

8 hours later 8519905 Anonymous
>>8519628 Aw yea gurl

8 hours later 8519929 Anonymous
>>8519628 Fingers first, then the tongue. Much as I want to enter her, I want to lay claim to her entire body and worship it up and down. And maybe get a titfuck out of it before breaking her in.

8 hours later 8520167 Anonymous
>>8519905 >>8519929 >You lay her down and make her comfortable, her head on her pillow and her thigh in your hand and your bodies pressed against one another as you enjoy the warmth and pulsing feeling of light and heat jumping between yourselves, her nest of red curls tickling your shaft and those lips on you, before you break away, and kneel down between those thighs. >For a second you just take in the sight of her, that thick flower dripping sweet honey suckle nectar and like a connoisseur you dip in a finger and feel her from within, velvet-soft and smooth and slick, so soaked she hardly feels you going in until you spot the little bud just above it and give it a tiny lick >a tiny lick that sends a shockwave rocketing up from her womanhood through her body and out of her mouth as a sound that makes your shaft twitch, while your fingers go in again, again. >A fat brown nipple finds itself between your lips and you suckle her richly as your fingers tease and tickle and please her >you take your fingers from within her, shining with her honey - sticky and slick and every bit as sweet to taste, for you and for her as she sucks her own juices from your hand and gives some back to you in a kiss, which you repay with a kiss to another set of lips, a passionate, frenzied kiss that has Babs begging you not to stop, breasts heaving with her breath as her thighs hold your head in place. >Babs' body is a divine garden of female beauty and sensual joy - and you feast upon her.

9 hours later 8520246 Anonymous
>>8520167 Well, don't leave her out of the fun, if she wanted to see us naked, too, didn't she have something in mind?

9 hours later 8520442 Anonymous
>>8520246 >"Don't stop don't stop don't you DARE stop" is the helpless refrain hissed through clenched teeth as she goes ever closer to coming, her panting comes faster and her muscles clench and squeeze and spasm, until she grabs you by the hair and presses your mouth into her entrance. >She jerks and twitches, an unwomanly grunt escaping her as you drink down a wave of her pure salty-sweet pleasure. >Finally relenting, she releases you as a wave moves through her and she rides it, hopping on her back as her body goes haywire for a few seconds, the only sound from her a smiling whimper as she looks adoring up at her Adonis as the throes of her body's elation abate at last. >She can barely form a sentence as the mist of warmth and light fills her head still; and when she can, she pushes you down into a sitting position, grabbing a bottle standing watch like a sentinel on her nightstand, and crawls slowly smoothly sensually over your body. >"Just lay back... lemme repay ya'." >A splash of cool slickness on your shaft that drips and dribbles down in rivulets of oil down your length and her hand, with surprising tenderness, strokes your length until it shines smooth; >And she tosses the bottle aside and smiles that fox-sly smile at you again, wiping off the rest of the lube on her chest until it too shines smooth and sensuous. >She slides down, looking up at you, and smiles wider. >"How about this?" >And your rod is engulfed by pillowy softness and warmth between her breasts.

9 hours later 8520498 Anonymous
>>8520442 I can't control myself in such a situation. I'd grab and thrust and squeeze and call her beautiful.

9 hours later 8520693 Anonymous
>>8520498 >"You like that, huh, big guy?" >She leans down and licks your tip as it bobs out from between her cleft, a moist warm buzz moving through you as you thrust between them, satiny and yielding as her sopping wet entrance; >and all you can do is grunt out a sound approximating, "Y-yeah...!" as a fantasy you've had since you could say "puberty" finally comes to fruition. >Your hands find their way on top of hers and your hips drive against her up-and-down metronomic mammaries, slapping obscenely against each other, as the heat builds at your tip and spreads its way down your shaft and you babble brainlessly whatever comes to mind; >and all you can think of is how perfect and fine is this curvaceous beauty you've called friend, and at last, can now call lover. >your hands move in a starved, desperate scramble around her breasts, as if trying to gather up all that womanly bounty, lest it be swept away by the wind, and you will not allow that >No. >You will never let this woman go, because you are hers, and she is yours and you are close so close and you can only hope she hears you as you try to say so. >She smiles again, her voice low and smoky. >"What are ya' waitin' for, stud? Give it to me. " >Your eyes pulse and mind goes blank, beautifully blank >You call her by name as you paint a pearly necklace on her throat, and she makes it a plaything for a time before she gathers up your seed and swallows it.

10 hours later 8520853 Anonymous
>>8520693 Now that we're all warmed up, time for some real loving...

10 hours later 8520969 Anonymous
>>8520693 >Her warmth and softness cuddles its way up to you, her arms around your shoulders, that scent you can only call "Woman" filling your nose again >She takes your lips with hers, moaning low in her throat as she greedily enjoys you, waiting for your little friend to wake up again, coaxing him gently along with fleeting, flitting fingertip strokes as he lays against her entrance, her pubic hair a pillow for his head while he catches his breath. >Your hands go to her as easy as breathing, one hand stroking her back, the other, cradling her cheek. >And for a while, nothing is said. Because nothing need be said but the sound of your lips and the shifting of the sheets. >Your refractory time ticks down to zero at last, and you swell with virile pride once more. She strokes him with a soft strong hand before she breaks the silence. > "I want you." >Who are you not to oblige? >She eases her way down, warmth and slick tightness wrapping around you, but more than that, a feeling of wholeness, a filling of a hole not in a carnal sense, not even in a physical one. >A filling of a hole in a whole you didn't know wasn't at all. >You hilt inside her, looking into her eyes as she faces you and what happens between you is nothing for words - it is of quiet breaths and a slow, even rhythm of her against you, you inside her, whispering each other's names as she comes, and takes you along with her, arms tight around you. >because this is for you, and you only.

10 hours later 8521078 Anonymous
>>8520969 >When all is done, you lay naked beneath the sheets, arms and legs all a tangle, enjoying each other's warmth like a campfire to ward off the chill, sharing a blanket, hands idly cradling one another as you both drift away. >In the middle of the night, you awake to find yourself abed with a girl you've known for years, both of you naked. >The night is chilly, the scent from lovemaking now faded, but still there, perfuming the bedroom. For a moment, there is no sound but the occasional siren in the distance from outside; you lay there and look at her. >She sleeps on, and you watch her for a while, gently reaching out and brushing that lock of hair out of her face. >She stirs awake at your touch, looking up at you with a dreamy smile. >"Hey..." >You reach out and stroke your hand on her cheek. >"Hey." Her voice is quiet, and rough from fatigue. >"I gotta favor to ask ya', Anon... hear me out?"

10 hours later 8521122 Anonymous
>>8521078 Anything Babs...

10 hours later 8521155 Anonymous
>>8521122 >She slides closer to you, wrapping her arms around you, holding that curvaceous, beautiful body against you. >"Stay with me...?"

10 hours later 8521194 Anonymous
>>8521155 "...how long have you been waiting?"

10 hours later 8521239 Anonymous
>>8521194 >"A long time."

10 hours later 8521260 Anonymous
>>8521239 "Why didn't you say anything?"

11 hours later 8521358 Anonymous
>>8521260 >She looks at you for a long moment, then leans in, and gives you a little kiss, like so many before it, but now with new meaning; before cuddling up to you with a smile. "I was sayin' lots... Just had to wait for you to start listenin'."

11 hours later 8521407 Anonymous
>>8521358 "...you mean to tell me we could have done this sooner!"

11 hours later 8521449 Anonymous 11
>>8521407 > "We gotta lotta lost time to make up for, babe. Tomorrow. "

11 hours later 8521464 Anonymous 11
Thanks for playing along.

11 hours later 8521483 Anonymous
>>8521464 aw yea gurl

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