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2013-02-15 09:53 8283550 Scarecrow Anon in Equestria 607 (1330951670605.jpg 1024x768 123kB)
Broken hearts edition Old thread >>8264228 Forum: http://theanonsofequestria.freeforu ms.org/index.php Active list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX Master list: http://pastebin.com/xGf9RcL9 Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7g Pie Club: http://pastebin.com/v8cMpK0Q Thread archives up to Thread 352: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/wcmx6hd2 fkcfy1q/jloKD7pJTX >rope's thread archive, 353 and up: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0 Wiki: http://anoninequestria.wikia.com/wi ki/Anon_in_Equestria_Wiki To enter the Skype chats add account: anoninequestriaskype

1 min later 8283584 Anonymous
>>8283550 Trip friends in Equestria.

1 min later 8283586 Anonymous
>inb4 list

1 min later 8283589 Equitech
Parking and writing.

1 min later 8283601 Anonymous
Parking.

2 min later 8283620 Anonymous
Tentacle monsters in Equestria!

3 min later 8283633 Anonymous
Y'all bronies postin in a Scarecrow thread

3 min later 8283636 Bolding (1353779533452.png 221x265 71kB)
>>8283550 >Broken hearts edition Parking, writing, fucking up new threads whilst masturbating.

4 min later 8283650 Anonymous
Princesses in Canterlot

4 min later 8283660 Anonymous
>>8283550 >Broken hearts edition Speak for yourself bro

5 min later 8283671 evets (sleeping_fleur_de_lis_by_sulyo-d5h6iiu.png 997x802 170kB)
Dam I wanna park but....sleepy times come. I'll work on some more Anons Fancy Pants tomorrow.

5 min later 8283680 Lunaguy (1d2f29cfa6fcb3436a30c6ce494d2d6a.png 600x711 454kB)
Already past the valentines day deadline by like, an hour. BUT OH WELL I promise this update will be worth it, though. It's got Luna and Lyra and explosive action theatrics and it guest stars Marilyn Monroe. (May or may not guest star Marilyn Monroe)

6 min later 8283687 Anonymous
>>8283636 We understand. It's hard to type one handed.

6 min later 8283695 Scarecrow (131727__UNOPT__safe_humanized_carrot-top_artist-inkylove34.jpg 744x600 96kB)
>>8283636 My heart is still broken So is my penis Trying to write Blind Faith 6 ending Yeah, I fuck'd up

7 min later 8283716 Anonymous (3453636.jpg 245x318 12kB)
>>8283695 Shouldnt fap/clop so hard, bro

7 min later 8283723 lovelymuffins
Not parking now, work soon. But magic school 2 is almost done.

8 min later 8283734 Anonymous
>>8283687 hnoty typinhg wityjhyuor dfi8k' 12013

8 min later 8283737 Bolding
>>8283723 HURRY

9 min later 8283745 Anonymous (canned_unicorn_meat.jpg 700x527 105kB)
...let me know when the floor is clear, mmkay?

10 min later 8283757 Anonymous (1343069422617.jpg 200x200 5kB)
>>8283745 Post it now, man

11 min later 8283772 lovelymuffins
>>8283745 I hope its about unicorn meat.

12 min later 8283784 Anonymous
>>8283757 k. >>8283772 >I hope its about unicorn meat. In a manner of speaking. hue hue

13 min later 8283805 Anonymous White Room, 1/13 (Celestia_does_not_approve.png 894x894 145kB)
>your first impressions are white emptiness and directionless pale light >you stand on something solid but you can't even distinguish it from the ceiling, or sky >also, you're naked >is this a dream? >what is this place? >where were you yesterday? >you don't recall >you see a dot in the distance >for lack of a better plan, you walk toward it >you walk at least half an hour >you begin to notice that the dot is a feature on some kind of wall or hillside >you continue to approach >it is a doorway in a vertical white wall >you enter >narrow passageway with smooth white walls shortly leads to a broad, sparsely furnished room >a window on the opposite wall admits more of the colorless light >a large bed, a bench of some kind, pillows >also, perhaps unsurprisingly, all white >but in the middle of the room you see it >the creature resembles a horse at first glance >a smallish one, or a tall slender pony >white, with sparkly rainbow colored mane and tail that move in a breeze you can't feel >you notice she also has a single long slender tapering horn >and wings >you stare in astonishment >she turns to look at you >okay, definitely NOT a horse >as if the horn and wings weren't enough of a clue, derp >not a horse face >horses should have long muzzles and little beady eyes on the sides of their heads >her face is not quite human >eerily beautiful, though, in an alien and unsettling sort of way >she has big expressive violet eyes >for a moment you think of a young Elizabeth Taylor >rowr, Liz Taylor >also, horses don't talk

13 min later 8283813 Equitech (134553981355.gif 500x240 508kB)
>>8283784 I like where this is going

13 min later 8283814 lovelymuffins
>>8283784 I'm excited.... I'm more scared then excited.

14 min later 8283827 Anonymous White Room, 2/13
>>8283805 >her face is more than sufficiently human that it's obvious she's not pleased to have visitors >you crouch by the entrance, eyes locked on hers >"Who are you? WHAT are you?" she asks >that is most definitely a woman's voice >you say nothing >you've never been asked that second question, actually >you are a bit thrown off by it >you frown and stand up >you step slowly towards her >she stands her ground >you circle one another slowly, looking one another up and down >you are a bit embarrassed at your nekkidness, actually >not that she's wearing any more than you are, unless hair counts >"Are you some kind of ape? Or a monster? Are you a beast?" >finally you find your voice "Are you a horse?" >her eyes narrow at that >and a yellow glow surrounds her horn, as she grabs you telekinetically (ponykinetically?) and lifts you into the air to pull you closer to her >She nods slowly. "Point taken. But I don't know what to call you, and I'm not quite sure what you are." "My people call our species 'human,' but I do not know whether that word means anything to you. You may call me 'Anonymous.'" >she nods slowly. "Fair enough. Call me Tia."

15 min later 8283850 Anonymous White Room, 3/13 (Celestia_smirk.png 543x527 147kB)
>>8283827 >you are more than a bit curious >"so... what are you, exactly? I've seen similar... creatures, but not quite like you." >she smiles at that >"the word is 'alicorn,' but I do not know whether it holds any meaning for you." >you raise an eyebrow >"like unicorn? I thought they were mythical. And invisible." >she smirks >the expression is rather cute on her >you plow onward >"What is this place? I don't remember much at all before about an hour ago. Did you bring me here?" >she makes a movement with her wing >instinctively you recognize it as a shrug >"I could ask the same of you. Maybe one of us is dreaming." >"My dreams normally run in other directions. If this is a dream, it's an odd one, though not unpleasant." >"My, Anonymous. You're such a flatterer." >you glance at her >she's got that smirk again >is she trolling you? >you squat on a pillow >"So, I'm curious. Tell me about yourself and your, um, species." >"It's a long tale." >"We appear to have time." >she approaches and squats on all fours beside you >she's... almost intimidatingly tall, and slender as a thoroughbred >you wonder idly how much she masses

18 min later 8283880 Anonymous White Room, 4/13 (mlp_au__world_map_with_towns_cities_by_lz0291-d4rpy05.png 1280x959 1184kB)
>>8283850 >she speaks softly without looking at you, of a world of magic and wonder >through the window, as she speaks, you see a beautiful little blue planet, with a moon nearly its size orbiting well within what something in the back of your brain says should have been its "Roche limit" >and on the opposite side of the planet from its satellite is a tiny, searingly bright little yellow dwarf star >even only the size of the moon it should be a billionfold more massive than the other two >yet it and the moon appear to orbit the little blue planet >fascinating. implausible, but fascinating. >and on the planet, you see pristine, untouched forests, and mountain caves in which dragons, with their vast cool intelligences, sleep for years at a time on their hoards of gold and gems >you are fascinated by the parallels and divergences of evolution and wonder idly if your gracious hostess, if that is what she is, would give you a DNA sample >in a forest you recognize poplar trees and black pine, but you also see brightly colored polka-dot toadstools >wouldn't touch those with an eleven-foot electrically grounded pole >she shows you forest, savannah, desert, jungle, prairie, tundra, badlands, ice floes >this world is smaller than yours but still vast, and every inch of it teems with life >you recognize brown bear and black bear, tigers and lions, but also see a bizarre chimera that looks like a contender for heavyweight champion land predator >its front half is a lion, its rear half is a gigantic scorpion, complete with articulated stinger tail and chitinous armor >what the fuck, that could never have evolved naturally >could it? >did a wizard create it? >you recognize bison and deer and wolves >but also sea serpents, dinosaur-ish creatures with multiple heads, and things still less identifiable >but never mind that >plains creatures evolve over millions of years, she says, obviously equine, with bigger, broader heads than any Earthly horse species

18 min later 8283891 Anonymous White Room, 5/13
>>8283880 >she hints that their evolution may have been guided by magic, by powers older still than the dragons >she speaks of "the Titans" and "the Creators" and you can hear the capital letters >you wonder how much of what she is telling you is religion and how much is science >and in the window, the wee ponies, already some showing horns and wings, evolve sentience and speech >they are very clever, and cooperate instinctively, as befits herd creatures >the unicorns are apparently very dextrous telekinetics and are very skilled at making and using tools >it makes sense, you suppose >and in the window nations arise among them, and civilizations >and your hostess, if that she be, lives in an old castle in one of the more peaceful parts of the world >she turns to you >my, what big eyes you've got, Grandma >stop that, dammit >"Your turn, Anonymous." >you think of long-ago science classes >you speak of a star forming in a nebula formed by a supernova billions of years ago >"a supernova, a phenomenon where an extremely large and powerful star explodes" >"it's rare but it's the origin of most elements heavier than helium, and almost all atomic nuclei heavier than iron" >you don't know how to interpret the look she's giving you >haltingly, in the window, the scene appears >the little yellow star--vaster by far than the one in the scene she showed you, but a miniscule speck compared to some of the giants known to exist in your galaxy-- >cheerfully converts hydrogen to helium, emitting heat and light >around it dust and gas congeal into spinning asteroid fields, then planets form >one has liquid water on its surface and an ammonia/methane/carbon dioxide atmosphere >you say that how the first life formed is uncertain >but the composition of cometary ices and the atmospheres of other planets in your solar system >suggest that this was what your world's atmosphere was once >and you cite the Miller-Urey experiment

21 min later 8283926 Anonymous White Room, 6/13 (hominidae.jpg 489x280 20kB)
>>8283891 >with such a foundation, complex chemistry and eventually life are thermodynamically favored >the window shows amoebae and paramecia >sea spiders and sea anenome >primitive bony fish that evolve and improve rapidly >because, you explain, there is a struggle for survival, few of any generation survive >random mutation and natural selection drive this vast machine >which, over billions of years >results in vast silent Permian forests full of giant cycad trees and two-foot-long cockroaches >and dinosaurs then walk past the window >and primitive mammals >some of which, small and monkeylike, lived in trees until about three and a half million years ago >then came down from the trees, and developed a taste for meat and a knack for making tools >and conquered a planet with stone axes and the will to power >which doesn't explain, however, you feel compelled to point out >how you speak the same language and understand one another's body language and facial expressions >among your species there are thousands of spoken lauguages, yet you even recognize her regional accent: she is an educated North American English speaker "Perhaps I'm dreaming. That would explain much of this." >"Or perhaps I am," she says >and gives you a long sidelong glance >and bats her eyelashes >"Your species is carnivorous, then?" "Omnivorous." >"You're not going to eat me, are you, Anonymous?" >before you can stop yourself, you reply "Not unless you ask nicely."

22 min later 8283939 Anonymous White Room, 7/13
>>8283926 >there is an awkward pause. the surreality of this conversation, of this white featureless place, unnerve you "Did you bring me here?" >"I did, actually." >You slowly stand. Her eyes linger at your groin. "Male, I take it?" >You nod. >she steps forward silently >she is just an inch or two shorter than you, if we don't count the horn >You can begin to feel the heat radiating from her >she says, "I apologize for being so abrupt, but I think that our time here may be limited." >"Can I interest you in a proposition? Again, it isn't ladylike to be so blunt, but--" >"I summoned you here for a particular purpose. There's something I need from you." >oh boy, here we go >"I have grave responsibilities every day. Without getting deeply into a description of the society I live in, let it be sufficient to say that it's lonely at the top." >you wonders where she's going with this >She leans forward, speaking more softly. >"And my kind have a breeding season. Which I cannot allow to distract me from duties of state." >oh dear Jeebus, she isn't saying >She looks at you, staring into your very soul with her big beautiful violet eyes. >then she blushes slightly and turns away >she can't be >"The need won't leave me unless I" >she appears to be thinking hard and choosing her words carefully >"spend some time in the company of a male mammal." >"That is why we are here, alone. I summoned you, Anonymous. The spell chose you, perhaps, because you're not wholly unwilling, and maybe have a similar need." >you reach out and slowly run your fingers through her mane, which is softer than you had imagined "You're beautiful, Tia. It is an alien beauty, and I should not feel this for a female not of my species." >she blushes at that >"Pheromones." "Human mating desires aren't triggered by pheromones, I thought." >she shrugs. "Magic pheromones, then?" "More magic?" >"Actually it doesn't seem to require a lot for you. Are you a bit of a xenophile?"

23 min later 8283960 Anonymous White Room, 8/13 (Celestia_bedroom_eyes.png 945x945 274kB)
>>8283939 "Perhaps just a bit." you put your left hand on her withers and your right on the back of her neck, and touch your lips softly against hers >she embraces you with her wings, and you lean close to nibble at her lower lip >she pulls back and grins, then slowly slides her truly enormous horse tongue into your mouth >her lips are nearly prehensile, she is an amazing kisser >and that warm, warm tongue, gentle, nimble, insistent >your hands roam her back, stroke her wings at the base, touching her soft feathers >she and you kiss for a long timeless moment, then she breaks the kiss >her cheeks are visibly flushed >how the hell is that visible through the fine white horsehair covering every millimeter of her skin? >it's adorable regardless >you run your hand gently down her cheek, then her neck. >you kiss her forehead and gently nibble her ear "I haven't ever been with one of your... species, Tia. How do we proceed from here? Where are your, uh" >"Erogenous zones?" she whispers, fluttering her eyelashes. "I'll show you." >her horn glows again, and a red glowing arrow-shaped pointer appears in the air. a hologram? >"Low on my belly, just ahead of my hips, we have our mammary glands. The nipples are pleasantly sensitive." The arrow follows to point them out conveniently. >Horse Sex for Dummies? >you kneel behind her, beneath her flowing tail, reaching up to touch her nipples >heh, crotchboobs >they're already quite erect >you squeeze and pluck and pull on them gently with your fingertips, provoking a series of small squeaks and moans and whinnying sounds from her >you can't help but laugh at that >she goes silent and looks back between her legs to glare at you for a moment, then giggles >you decides to kiss and suckle on her nipples, gently kneading the sensitive tissue surrounding them >she likes that >she moans softly and sways her hips back and forth >"Anonymous, that feels good. Please don't stop. Oh, you don't know, I haven't been able to do this in years."

23 min later 8283968 Anonymous White Room, 9/13
>>8283960 "It's been a few years for me, also," says you, softly. >"Oh?" "Not since my wife died." >"I'm so sorry, I didn't know." "It's not your fault, and if you summoned me to a dream because we both need this, I can hardly object." >"Thank the Creators you're a gentleman. Sometimes the things the spell brings aren't anatomically compatible. Some were monstrous carnivorous things that tried to eat me." "I think I'd love to eat you, but in the nice way." >"Oh, my. Would you?" "I thought you'd never ask. Can you lie on your side, with your hind legs apart?" >her answer is a grin >you lies on your side, your face between her haunches >my, what a big clitoris you have, Grandma >seriously, it's as big as a big man's thumb >a finger slips inside her, then two >she's already wet inside, and soft and almost uncomfortably hot, but only almost >she shudders and sighs >fingers slip back out and slide over her clit forward and back, up and down its length as it becomes more pronounced >then kiss it softly, touching it lightly with the tip of the tongue, then licking it >she squirms and moans incoherently, her hips begining to pump up and down >three fingers slide inside her, then your whole hand, then your clenched fist >minus five points for anatomical incompatibility, plus several million for ingenuity and enthusiasm

24 min later 8283975 Anonymous White Room, 10/13 (Celestia_cmere.jpg 612x792 200kB)
>>8283968 >your fist goes deeper, your free hand plucks at her nipples >she arches her back and makes a curiously soft squeaky sound while very powerful muscles squeeze down on your fist and forearm >panting, she says "now I think I'm ready," with a warm smile >she stands back up, and motions for you to stand behind her >"Now, please put your fist deeper inside me. I want you to punch me in the uterus. Hard." "Anything to oblige someone as beautiful as you." >your fist slides in against only slight resistance >she moans, arches her back, and spreads her wings broadly >"harder, fuck me with your fist, do it harder," she hisses >you are nothing if not obliging >she raises her haunches higher to meet the thrusts >with your other hand you put first one finger into her cheerful pink anus, then two fingers >she moans and begins to whinny >this is a bit distracting, but you are up to the challenge and focused on the task >she bucks her hips one last time, clamping down on your forearm with almost crushing force, and whispers "Oh, Anonymous," then, shuddering, slides herself forward off your fist with a comically audible little "slurp" sound as it pops out >she lies on her side panting for a long time, then turns to look at you again "Are you all right?" you ask, concern in your voice. "I didn't hurt you, did I?" >She grins. "Deliciously." There is a long pause. "Now, can I ask you to do something else for me?" >you smile and nod, kneeling beside her. >she leans forward to embrace you with her wing again, and kisses you, open-mouthed and hungrily >"How do you feel about touching a girl's horn?"

25 min later 8283984 Anonymous White Room, 11/13
>>8283975 "Horn?" >"Yes. It's another erogenous zone for us, sort of." "Sort of?" >"Well, when we use our magic, a charge of energy builds up in it in a manner sort of analogous to static electricity, which makes it harder to use our magic." >you nod, not sure if you comprehend fully >"And we can't drain the charge ourselves. Someone has to touch it and stroke it for us. We also find it intensely pleasurable." >You lie beside her, looking into her eyes, and begin touching her horn, first at the base, then stroking lightly upward with your fingertips >she shudders and the horn almost immediately emits a few little sparks of light >experimentally, you lean over to kiss her horn just above the base, then give it a lick >she moans, but says "stop, stop." "Hmm?" >"when it discharges, it can be dangerous. I don't want to hurt you. For example, it could pick you up and throw you across the room, if you let it discharge into your mouth." >"Or other, stranger things could happen. I once had a lover turn into a newt." "You turned him into a newt?" >"He got better. But it took a few hours for him to change back, and that put a damper on the mood." "Ah." >"That felt amazing, but please, for your own safety, just use your hand." "Very well." >and soon she is squirming and moaning your name over and over >the whole horn is glowing and emitting little rainbow colored sparks of light >you sense she's on the edge, and whisper to her. "Now. Hold on tight, Tia."

25 min later 8283995 Anonymous White Room, 12/13
>>8283984 >her wings enfold you, and you begin to stroke the horn more rapidly with both of your hands, leaning forward to press your lips against hers as well >she screams wordlessly, her whole body stiffening, as a shower of sparks and magical flame shoot out of the tip of her horn, lighting up the room in harsh blinding light >some of the sparks of light look like little stars and hearts, you notice >then she goes limp, leaning against you, panting, eyes half-lidded and glassy >then looks up at you, smiling contentedly. "Oh, that was amazing." >"Now I think it's your turn." "What do you have in mind? I am not sure our species are anatomically compatible." >"True, but I can improvise too. Lie on your back." "Yes, ma'am." >She smiles. "Let me make you feel good." >with one marshmallow hoof she touches you >she shouldn't really be that dextrous with a featureless hoof >but it is, you suppose, more pony magic >"No, that's too impersonal. Let me do something more personal for you." >she kisses you one more time, slowly putting her long tongue into your mouth, while you suckle on it and let her slide it into the back of your throat >then bends her head down and coils her tongue around your erection in a most lovely helical shape, a most delicious look of mischief in her eyes >she has, obviously, done this before >in seconds your hands are on the back of her head and you are moaning her name >she frowns and pushes your hands away with a hoof. "No hands, Anonymous. Just lie back and relax. Let Tia make you feel good."

26 min later 8284006 Anonymous White Room, 13/13 (not_safe_for_Woona.jpg 400x386 43kB)
>>8283995 >she returns to her work with a will >it feels amazing >in a matter of seconds you are whispering her name and she is swallowing your seed, gulping greedily >and you are spent >she grins at you, and kisses you chastely on the cheek while you lie together side by side, panting >"As wonderful as this has been, I am very sorry, but I must now leave to begin a very busy day." >"Maybe someday the spell will bring you here again." "I'd like that," you say, softly. >suddenly a second winged unicorn-ish creature appears in the room, this one dark blue, and noticeably smaller than the first >"SISTER!" she booms >"THOU ART LATE FOR wait what the tartarus" >she stares at you in confusion and begins to blush, then resolutely turns her head away from the nekkidness >"Lulu, I did tell you I was going into heat and this time I was going to have to do something about it." >"I thought you said were going to do something about THE heat. Adjust the weather." >Tia facehoofs. It is a very human gesture. >The blue one, "Lulu," turns back and smirks. >Tia returns her smirk and says "I think you need to get laid yourself." >"Really, sister! I never!" >"That's not what I heard," says Tia, waggling her eyebrows.

33 min later 8284092 Equitech (134267675324.gif 200x118 1221kB)
>>8284006 >mfw reading this Grammar/spelling and everything was pretty damn good. I fucking LOVED the dialog, the coy flirty back-and-forth between Anon and Celestia. Vhatug-ish clop fine, even if I'm personally a bit less of a fan (but that's just preference, and I still liked it so don't take it the wrong way pls). Funny ending, but it should have ended with moonbutt rutting.

35 min later 8284121 Anonymous
>>8284006 1. you need a paste bin 2. you need to make MOAR

35 min later 8284122 Anonymous
hey hey, dropping in from the philippines . there is no way to download old threads into my phone is there? totally missed thread 600 while on the plane. which sucks. not that anyone cares though. i missed you AiE

37 min later 8284144 Anonymous
>>8284122 say hi to rat the rapist for me

38 min later 8284160 Anonymous
>>8283805 >>8283827 >>8283850 >>8283880 >>8283891 >>8283926 >>8283939 >>8283960 >>8283968 >>8283975 >>8283984 >>8283995 >>8284006 This is a rewrite and repost of a story I first posted in April. I think it still needs work but it's not quite as much of a mess as it was. Questions? Comments? It was inspired by thinking about what I'd do if I were to meet a magical unicorn princess... I can squee at how cute she is later, my first questions are going to be "what the hell ARE you and how did something like you evolve in the first place?" Well, another inspiration was a certain extremely NSFW picture that I'm not going to post here even with a spoiler, but if you go to Paheal, to the Rule 34 stuff, there's an image 825544 of Sunbutt giving some human a blowjob and appearing to enjoy it greatly.

40 min later 8284208 Anonymous
>>8284122 so, who's updated their stories in the past 8 threads?

49 min later 8284323 Anonymous
>>8284092 Thanks. Reading it back I see a few lines of Anonymous's dialogue that remained greentext'd when I should have un-green-text-ed them. dammit. I wasn't sure whether immediately boinking Moonbutt would have been plausible, given human refractory period and the viewpoint character's mental state, but maybe the next version will bring in additional alicorn boinkery. (that's a word, right?) Maybe both Moonbutt and Pinkbutt; perhaps "the magic of love" is a euphemism.

54 min later 8284393 Equitech
>>8284323 One thing, the compatibility between an equine's genitalia and a human dick is really not a problem. They have powerful vaginal muscles and can accommodate both large and small members. Doing Tia would not only be very possible, but it would have been pleasurable for both. Also >human refractory period I am capable of blowing my load, waiting a measured 30 seconds and going at it again. The second orgasm can be achieved in around a minute to whatever I feel like, depending of how much time I have. My record is 5 within two hours and 13 times in 24 hours. Longest I've ever cared to stretch one out is 2 hours and a bit. Humans can get pretty good at sex, especially with practice.

1 hours later 8284481 Anonymous (Idea covers.png 531x838 45kB)
So, I've been wanting to make a story for you guys for quite some time now, but have been waiting for an idea that I can like and won't drop a week after starting. To this end, I like to play with ideas, writing snippits, outlines, normal shit like that. I've also started playing with faux-covers for the ideas. Which brings me to my image. I have two ideas I think I can work with, to make something worth reading. The first is an Anon tossed into the world with no knowledge of Equestria. He's an alright guy, a little perturbed by cartoon ponies, but who wasn't at first? As time goes on, he starts to recognize the world as more and more storybook, both in form and function. He starts to notice how his ideas, daydreams, and nightmares warp reality. Fearing for the safety of his new friends, he leaves ponyville to find some way to halt his destructive wake, eventually hearing of an ANCIENT EVIL IS ASLEEP mask somewhere in Everfree that might be able to stop his ability to do these things. Drama ensues as he must return to the town he left in ruins in order to prevent further harm. The other is Lovecraft riff where the Anon is society's view of a Brony. Fat, stupid, unwashed, covered in cysts and pimples. To the ponies, he is an outer thing of unimaginable horror, singing their songs in blasphemous notes and finding them in their most secret places. Cosmic Horror and breakdowns ensues. Are either of these ideas worth the time to write? Should they be changed significantly? Should I kill myself?

1 hours later 8284507 Equitech
>>8284481 The first idea seems maximum-master level awesome. The second would make for a funny one-shot.

1 hours later 8284652 Anonymous
>>8284481 The first... hmm. This could be good, though making the MacGuffin a tangible object has been done so much that it makes some of us think of the old fantasy novel "plot coupons." Hero must collect the Magic Ring, the Magic Sword, and the Magic Cat, and redeem them for a coupon which he will mail to the author in exchange for finishing the story, etc. The second... it's easy to write Lovecraft pastiche. It's hard to write GOOD Lovecraft pastiche. And Anon is ugly and smelly, but with Lovecraft a lot of the horror, a lot of the effect, isn't the shambling undead, or the tentacled thing from space. It's the implications. It's what this tells the people who witness it about the universe and our place in it. It's isn't looking into the abyss--it's the sudden, sanity-destroying realization that we're all already in the abyss. That the universe itself is hostile to life and intelligence, and that there are things out there, vast, incomprehensible, that walk among the stars, that look at us like something that grew in the sugar bowl when they forgot to wash it. This kind of existential horror is hard to do well and it's hard for me to imagine a pimply brony provoking it in pones. Meeting Lauren Faust and hearing her say "You exist because I imagined you," now that's going in the right direction, but maybe not enough for true cosmic horror. And if you're going for humor, it's easy to parody Lovecraft but hard to do it really well.

1 hours later 8284731 Anonymous
>>8284652 The whole Mcguffin thing was going to be avoided by let's not give away the entire reason to read the thing yet . I'm not a fan of GO TO X, GET Y stories, either. As far as being able to make a brony cosmically terrifying: The shambling pillar of lumpy, diseased meat shuffled from the shades, drabbed in tattered cloth and moving with impossible momentum, the thing screeched from its imperfect throat, blasting a hymn in horrid parody of Pinkie's morale-raising diddy. The notes were the same, but as if played from the corpse of a burning kitten hurled from the highest peak in Equestria. Nopony dared move, too transfixed in the dread reality of the moment, as the thing inched ever forward. Then again, I always like to pretend I'm far better at Lovecraft than I am

1 hours later 8284783 Equitech
>>8284731 I honestly liked the idea of a malleable Equestria of sorts; like dream logic. Shintaro Kago shit. I fucking love Shintaro Kago. If I could only write stories like he can...

1 hours later 8284817 Anonymous (1360815576854[1].jpg 450x317 25kB)
>>8284006

1 hours later 8284840 Anonymous (Mrs Smartypants.jpg 680x655 79kB)
>>8284783 That would, really, be the focus of the story, rather than the quest for the holy mcguffin, the potential damage caused by a wandering mind, taken is a terribly serious manner. What sort of man do you become when fantasizing about someone haunts them for years with dreams of all too real rape, when your want for the sweltering heat to cool just a little ruins an entire harvest, damning a village to starvation? Just with ponies

1 hours later 8284862 Equitech
>>8284840 The Sphere in Equestria.

1 hours later 8284874 Anonymous
>>8284862 I'm sadly unfamiliar with it.

1 hours later 8284918 Anonymous
>>8284652 Mcguffins is a popular breakfast cereal in Equestria. When you send in enough boxtops you get a legendary magical artifact in the mail. Unfortunately, legendary magical artifacts in Equestria are shit tier. Que Anon decked out with his ring of visibility, shoes of brisk strolling and cloak of bat attraction.

1 hours later 8284947 Equitech
The more I think about it, the more I want to write a Shintaro Kago Anon in Equestria. >>8284874 Movie about a spaceship that came from earth went back in time and crashed back to earth (wreckage is below sea) carrying an alien artefact. They send scientists down, all with a respective field, to investigate. They find that the crash nor old age/disease/anything like that killed the crew of the craft. The Sphere GO WATCH THE MOVIE BECAUSE IT IS GOOD AND RELEVANT >>8284918 >cloak of bat attraction FUCKING AWESOME

1 hours later 8284967 Anonymous
>>8284947 I think I'll wait until after I write this, rather than risk ideas leaking in from it, but it's on the list now.

1 hours later 8285023 Anonymous
>>8284947 Cloak of bat (sexual)attraction.

1 hours later 8285035 Equitech
>>8285023 >sex with bats If they're big enough :3

1 hours later 8285058 Anonymous (Are bats your fetish anon.png 178x272 63kB)
>>8285035

1 hours later 8285069 Anonymous (65434567890.jpg 400x400 34kB)
>>8285058

1 hours later 8285108 Anonymous (fruitbatmare.png 2571x1663 1444kB)
>>8285035 >you are now aware that bats menstruate.

1 hours later 8285135 Anonymous
>>8285108 >>8285058 >>8285035 >>8285023 >>8284918 Anon puts the cape on Spike as a joke. Spike ends up covered in unmentionable bat fluids.

1 hours later 8285139 Equitech (tumblr_met7euK8oC1rn10d2o1_400.png 375x531 478kB)
>>8285058 >FUCKING YES As are monstergirl ants, spiders, lamias, frogs, etc.

1 hours later 8285173 ZeldaStep
Is Equitech the only tripfag in the thread currently? I must fix this! So close. So fucking close to finishing...and I fell asleep. Gonna try to work on it now, but expect it to be posted tonight. Or a little later, if the Grammar School can't look it over quick enough.

2 hours later 8285483 TheAlcoholicAnon (25885957837.png 706x741 88kB)
Threadly reminder.

2 hours later 8285531 Anonymous
>>8285483 One shot idea. Anon constantly puts his dick into everything. He gets banned from the bakery, the spa, and the library. His reign of dick dunking terror ends when he visits the sawmill.

2 hours later 8285658 An Irish Nomad (1360527929582.jpg 900x1100 322kB)
Parking.

2 hours later 8285686 Anonymous
>>8285139 MEH NIGGER!

2 hours later 8285692 Anonymous 1. AiE: Journey of the Wishing Stone -Prologue-
I've been reading a lot of Anon in Equestria lately. Some stories i've came across have been pretty neat so i figured i'd write one of my own. >It is another beautiful day in Ponyville as Twilight Sparkle, the element of magic and protege of princess Celestia, happily makes her way to her library tree house. >She is in good spirits today, mainly because today is the day that the princess will be giving her a new spell book to study. >Not much is know about this new spell book. >Before today, Twilight had never even heard of it. >Which makes her all the more excited to be one of the first ponies to learn it's secrets. >Twilight continues to trot down the streets of Ponyville, when she is suddenly stopped by a familiar voice. ?:"Wha' howdy there, sugarcube. What's got you in such a good mood?" >Twilight turns to see Applejack, the element of Honesty, minding her apple stand. TS:"Hello AJ, just making my way to see if Spike received a package I'm expecting from the princess." AJ:"Well ah reckon as giddy as you are, it must be some kinda book." TS:"Not just ANY book! The princess is sending me a book filled with spells that even I've never seen before. It's suppose to be the next level of my magic training. These spells are so complex, it might take weeks of intense study and practice before i can master them. Isn't that exciting!" >Applejack gives Twilight a quizzical look. AJ:"If you say so, Twi. Ah've never been much for all that fancy book learnin'." >Twilight rolls her eyes with a smirk.

2 hours later 8285716 Anonymous 1. AiE: Journey of the Wishing Stone -Prologue-
>>8285692 AJ:"Ah'm hopin' all that studyin' wont keep ya from coming to the Lunar eclipse festival this week. The apple family will be in attendance this year and you know us Apple's love us a good shindig. We're bringin' a whole mess of treats, as well as some of our famous Apple Family Apple Cider. It'd be a darn shame if ya missed out." TS:"Not to worry, Applejack. As much as i can't wait to get started on my lessons, I've been really looking forward to this lunar eclipse in particular. This eclipse is known as the selenelion, which means that both the sun and the moon will both be out during the eclipse, turning the moon red. It's a very rare occurrence and also means that both princess Celestia and princess Luna will be in attendance this year." AJ:"err, sounds like a hoot... ah guess." >Applejack says, rubbing her hoof behind her head. AJ:"Just make sure you put aside some time from yer stargazin' and hobnobbin' with royalty to hang out with yer friends." >Twilight smiles. TS:"Of course! I'm sure this years lunar eclipse festival will be one to remember. Now if you'll excuse me AJ, there's a new book at the library that's calling my name." ?:"TWILIGHT!" >The two mares turn as they hear a panicked voice coming from the library. AJ:"Your weren't foolin." TS:"That sounded like Spike."

2 hours later 8285743 Anonymous 1. AiE: Journey of the Wishing Stone -Prologue-
>>8285716 >Without another word, Applejack and Spike head off to gather the other four ponies as Twilight makes her way to the library. >Rainbow Dash is lounging on a cloud, taking it easy after a day of cloud busting, when suddenly a small rock hits her on the back of the head. She turns with an annoyed look on her face as she then notices Spike waving her down. >Fluttershy in her cottage, feeding all her of small animal friends, when her door suddenly is bucked open. The noise startles her as she jumps to the ceiling. She looks down, hanging from the light fixture, to see Applejack standing in her doorway. >Rarity is hard at work at her sewing machine. She holds up her newest creation with her magic, admiring her handy work. Suddenly, there is a crash coming from outside. The sudden jolt causes her to accidently tear her garment in half. She swings open the door to her boutique in a fit of rage until she notices a cyan pegasus and a love struck dragon standing before her. >Both Fluttershy and Applejack are in Pinkie Pie's room looking around for their friend. The two are looking all over for the pink pony. Under tables, in the couch cushions, behind the curtains, but still aren't having any luck finding the missing mare. Fluttershy opens Pinkie's closet when she is suddenly blasted back with tons of confetti. AJ facehoofs as Fluttershy is hyperventilating on the ground. A mischievous giggle follow by a snort can be heard, but still nopony in sight. Applejack suddenly comes up with an idea for finding the prankster pony as she produces a cupcake from under her hat. Fluttershy regains her senses just in time as both her and AJ are then tackled by a pink blur. Pinkie Pie is now sitting on top of both AJ and FS as she munches on the frosted treat. >They all soon meet up and head over to the library to join Twilight.

2 hours later 8285822 Anonymous
>>8285743 dang system thinks i'm spaming. this might take a while so i'll post a link for those interested. http://pastebin.com/0Lsh0E5a

3 hours later 8286471 Anonymous (Wongburger.jpg 171x248 5kB)
>>8285531 So we'll assume that Anon looks like this.

4 hours later 8286523 Anonymous
>>8284918 >shoes of brisk strolling But how does he wear the shoes? Also: Hat of Bird Droppings Socks of Spam Mail Bracelet of Slight Fatigue Pants of a Touch Too Warm for the Weather

4 hours later 8286570 CYOA_AiE Morning All (1357098304189.png 1024x1169 176kB)
>>8281861 >Well I really enjoyed reading that. When a writer takes the time to show that everyone is happy in a relationship its usually just a set up for a ridiculously derpin tragedy or cheap drama to liven things up. >Thank you very much for not doing that. >mfw Oh yeah, I'm totally not setting up for a horrible tragedy. Truth be told, I'm debating between good, bad, or sad feels. Right now is this very top of the roller coaster before it comes plunging down. Only question is, if the last high point >Reading Pinkie and Anon sharing there lives together raising a little Pinkie.... that would be an interesting read if that's the way your going with things. See above post^ >All in all a really good slice of life fic. Glad I can do slice of life. I cant >>8279873 >...so, a human knocked up a pone? Are they going to make baby centaurs or something? Not really sure on that, we'll see. For those of us just joining us or missed out on the last thread. I updated Pink Stripe, and have reached the point where I can take the story in one of three directions. >Pink Stripe http://pastebin.com/TmYKuWU4 Can you all more or less give me an idea of where you want this story to go. I have a story already in mind for all three, but I just want to know waht AiE thinks of a Pinkie Pie story. Poll will remain open till midnight tonight http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html? p=511dadcee4b05a936af99fa9

4 hours later 8286585 Anonymous (OH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!.png 292x296 105kB)
this piques my interest

4 hours later 8286588 Anonymous
>>8286523 >But how does he wear the shoes? Anon nails them into his feet because he is hardcore.

4 hours later 8286768 Connor™ Parking. (598653_528194463881138_369315833_n.jpg 698x960 87kB)
Parking. Writing TDiE. Eating man crisps >inb4 britfag

4 hours later 8287136 Anonymous (1357902308912.jpg 500x500 46kB)
>>8286588 I told Twilight I was hardcore.

5 hours later 8287271 Aanon
>>8283550 Nice pic

5 hours later 8287556 Anonymous
idea time. Anonymous is tried of Rarity being so uptight, so calling in a couple of favors he gets tickets to a metal concert. Bonus points: Rarity enjoys it Discord romance... seriously we have no discords romance, eris is fine but... its not discord. changeling Anonymous. A birth defect he finds bursting from his egg like chamber he is instantly hulled off and thrown into a world he knows nothing of him self or where he is. The repeating day. Everytime Anonymous goes to sleep he wakes up to find its still Thursday, he tells Twilight of his problem but with only so little time to work with Twilight can't help him putting him in an endless loop. What does he do during this loop? How does he get out? Does he use this loop to his advantage some how?

5 hours later 8287738 Anonymous
>>8287556 Anonymous shits on the ground in the middle of P0nyville at 9:00 am every day. When asked why he does it he plays dumb and says "It must have been the other Anonymous"

5 hours later 8287757 Anonymous (it's a conspiracy.jpg 350x262 25kB)
Threadly reminder that the AiE Illuminati are deliberately forcing these threads to start late at night just so I won't be able to post the threadly reminder about OneTripPony.

5 hours later 8287813 Anonymous
>>8287556 >Anonymous is tired of Rarity being so uptight, so calling in a couple of favors he gets tickets to a metal concert. >Bonus points: Rarity enjoys it Might be a funny one-shot. >The repeating day. Every time Anonymous goes to sleep he wakes up to find it's still Thursday, he tells Twilight of his problem but with only so little time to work with Twilight can't help him, thus putting him in an endless loop. What does he do during this loop? How does he get out? Does he use this loop to his advantage some how? So.. Groundhog Day? Might be an interesting short series if you could find someone who's got enough ideas to play that day out in several different outcomes..

6 hours later 8288468 RatChieftain
>>8284122 >>8284144 Yes, please do. I am totally not secretly a man and I would definitely let you go home to your family if you were to do so.

7 hours later 8289014 Shukaku20
Thread is dead as a doorknob, so I'm gonna ask, should I repost a oneshot or post what I have of Tattoo Anon?

7 hours later 8289034 Anonymous
>>8289014 A story would be nice.

7 hours later 8289056 Anonymous
In any stories does Anon hook up with T.S.?

7 hours later 8289108 Anonymous
>>8287813 Groundhog Day has been done before on fimfiction, however, if you can condense it, or make it something else than a carbon copy of Groundhog Day the movie with rarityXblueblood, then color me intrigued.

7 hours later 8289178 RatChieftain
I guess while I'm here since someone said my name I might as well post this. http://pastebin.com/uuKeSfpD I fixed a lot of things, I probably shouldn't post in the first place when I am sleep deprived. about three people said I should continue it and I'll think about it.

7 hours later 8289317 CYOA_AiE Death Metal Rarity
>Day dead thread >Rarity fixes your hair into a Mohawk and gives a retching scowl before handing you the mirror. >"Well, here it is." "Awesome! Thanks Rarity." >"Dont mention it, really don't mention it to anyp0ny. I'd rather not have my good name be associated with such...vulgarity." "What?! How dare you call Lambs of Celestia vulgar! They're the greatest death metal band in all of Equestria." >"I can see why, seeing their horrid clashing outfits makes me want to hang myself right then and there." "Its the style, your SUPPOSED to look like that." >"Just because it's a gathering of social outcasts, does not mean you should dress like savages." She says fixing her mane in a dignified manner "Hey most of us are pretty normal when you talk to us, this is just how we blow off steam." >"If you say so." She says unconvinced "Well, that's it, off you go to your death medal concert." "Hey, that's not cool, you think we're some kind of freaks." >Saying this with your full blown leather attire and green Mohawk. She simply looks at you with a smile "All right, bad example. But still, you need to come down and see with your own eyes how laid back we really are." >"Never In a million years would I come with you to such a horrible concert." "Fine, don't then, I guess it's for the best, after all when everyone starts making fun of me for wearing such low quality clothing, you won't be there to embarrass me." >*gasp* "How dare you call MY fashion low quality!? Any pony with half a brain can see its fine quality work! Even you medal heads can see that!" "That's not what they're gonna say, but I'm not good at talking fashion so I'll just let them off. But if you come with me, you can tell them why they're wrong, who knows, you may even find a new customer base." >"Fine, I'll go, and I'll show you savages how to really sport leather." Will post more when I get a chance to write again, at work.

7 hours later 8289365 Anonymous
>>8289317 >Medal Other then that FUCKING YES, DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT?

7 hours later 8289372 Anonymous
>>8285822 Welp, nobody else is reponding and the thread is slow as hell so I might as well. Your story needs work, lots of it. The initial premise (find story coupon item, receive end of story) is rather mediocre but this is somewhat elevated by the ambiguousness of intents all around. The writing style itself is your greatest weakness. For one there is the lack of descriptions for scenes. What do the locations and surroundings look like? The reader is almost entirely left in the dark here. Secondly, characters. They feel rather flat in general and need more personality. Especially Luna was near non-existent. It got better in the second half once Anon showed up, though. Anon himself comes across as a pretty big jerk, especially in regards to sunbutt. Even if Anon has little respect for authority or royality, is stuck in an alien world or fears for his life how he treats her makes no sense. She is letting him stay in a bloody castle for months and helping him find a way home. What does Anon do? He insults her almost every time he so much as mentions her. That makes no sense. Remember that Anon is mostly a template or an empty slate for the reader to inject his own person into the story.

7 hours later 8289388 Shukaku20
Epic weekend party funded by Anon. Vinyl maybe gets a tattoo, and pinkie gets her second. >Everything is coming together for the massive party you and Pinkie planned. >Streamers and balloons are tied to buildings and stalls, and all the stalls have been bought out for the day. >your fortune is down to just over 800 bits, since you paid for all the food, drinks, snacks, entertainment and everything else. >Of course, its going to be free for everyp0ny who comes, local or not. >There have even been rumors of Celestia, Luna and the royal couple coming. >"Nonny, we're needing to get the Apple family Cider brought in soon, its got to chill for the right ammount of time." >Giving a salute to the mare who has literaly been doing everything, you head off to tell Big Mac to start brining in the wagon. >On your way, you see Fluttershy approaching. >"Ummm Anonymous, the music, will it be loud?" She asks quietly. "It will, but I made sure to get a sound shield, so the music will only be heard in one area." >She smiles "Oh thank you. I was so worried the mommy animals wouldn't be able to put their babys to sleep." >Giving you a quick hug, she flutters off back to her house, and you continue on your way to Sweet Apple Acres. >Reaching Sweet Apple Acres, you find Applejack out front, loading a cart. "Hey Applejack, are you just about ready for the party?" >She nods and steps over. "Ah know we haven't always seen eye ta eye, what with you givin talents like that, but I'm glad ta see ya do something like this for the town." >Big mac comes ot from the barn, lugging a pair of barrels. >Helping him get them into the wagon, you can see they are Apple Family cider. "You sure you can spare this? I know how fast this goes during cider season." >"Eeyup." >"With what you're payin us, this is the least we can bring Anon." >She hitches herself up to the wagon, and you escort her into town.

7 hours later 8289399 Anonymous
>>8289372 Next up, dialogue. >TS:"I told you i could get us here. Piece of cake." >Twilight replies. It's redundant to initially point out the speaker before his line and then a second time right afterwards. Decide which on you are going to use and stick with it. Personally, I prefer it if neither is required and characters can be identified through their very lines. Avoid typing out acts such as coughing and heavy breathing in speech, that goes into description of actions before or after a character's line. Now for said character actions and general writing. >Spike then keels over in exhaustion. He then produces a scroll with a royal seal. Avoid these "X then does y" and "Now X is doing Z". A simple "everyone does this/that" doesn't cut it for group actions either. Be more descriptive, use colorful and inventive language and avoid repeating the same structures too often. Just don't overdo it. I get a bigger kick out of a quirky scene that plays out well in my head than half a page describing the color and texture of a brick and mortar wall. Logical errors have been tame so far, mostly Celestia's baseless tolerance for Anon's insults and the actions during the group gathering. None of them knew the reason behind the call to Canterlot was yet doors were bucked open? An urgent knocking is more likely. And if Rainbow's cloud was so low that a stone throw was able to reach her a shout should have done the job just fine.

7 hours later 8289405 Anonymous
>>8289317 >your SUPPOSED

7 hours later 8289408 IntoTheVoid (1344249964576.jpg 1018x1200 251kB)
>>8287757 >Impying we didn't give way to the Crusaders of the Holy >Greentext. Also parking. I feel like I may have missed a few bins on the active list, and know i missed a few on the master list. If yours isn't on either when it should be, please respond to this post.

7 hours later 8289411 Anonymous
>>8289399 A detail that I liked was that Anon stayed out of sight at first before his grand entrance (also underdescriptive). Other than that the interactions between Anon and the ponies are very average all around. My advice: read more stories around here and in the pastebins. Compare the works of other authors with your own and spot the differences. I'm not telling you to emulate a certain author or another but to look at what they do and learn from it. Quality over quantity, mang. You might wanna tackle short oneshots to hone your skills a bit before you set out to write a multi-part story. Ideas get thrown around these threads all the time. Everybody starts off with lots of faults when trying something new, no shame in that.

7 hours later 8289421 Shukaku20
>>8289388 >"Big Mac's got some work ta finish, but he's gonna be joining soon." "Glad to hear. Word around town is he doesn't get out enough." >After helping detach her from her cart, you head off to check on other proceedings. >Twilight, the local librarian and powerful unicorn is setting up the sound shield along with a white unicorn you don't recognize. >Making your way over, Twilight waves to you, and the white pony looks over as well. "Hows it going?" You ask. >"Everything is almost ready." Twilight replys "Once the sound barrier is up, Vinyl here can party as loud as she wants, and nop0ny will be bothered." >"I heard this party was being hosted by a friend of the princess, so thats why I took the job, but I certainly wasn't expecting something like you." >Crossing your arms, you look at her. "And what were you expecting? Some, snooty upper class pony?" >She snorts, bbefore saying "Nah, those guys are so uptight ya couldn't stick a needle up their plot." >The two of you share a laugh, and Twilight looks a little offended. "I like you vinyl, you seem pretty cool." >"Pretty cool? You obviously don't know much about me then." >You quirk an eyebrow. "Is that so." >She looks at you through her purple goggles, before laughing. >"I think we'll get along just fine dude. Out of curiosity, how many bits did you shell out for this party?" "Eighteen hundred at last count. Why?" >Her jaw hits the floor, adn even Twilight can barely believe it.

7 hours later 8289448 Anonymous
>>8289408 I'm not on the masterlist still, and I've been writing on and off for a few months now.

7 hours later 8289456 Shukaku20
>>8289421 >"There's no way man, you would have had to rent out the whole town to spend that much." >Twilight chimes in "She's right Anonymous, there is no way you could have spent that much. In fact, I doubt you had that much to begin with." "Go ahead and ask Pinkie. For the entire weekend, I essentially own every shop in Ponyville, and everythings free." >You turn to move on, and pause to throw an extra comment back. "And just so you know, I still got about eight hundred still saved." >Heading off to find Pinkie, you spot Lyra who is practicing with her lyre. >She spots you also and waves you over. "Hey Lyra, how's it going?" >"Amazing since you gave me my new Cutie Mark. Its helped a ton, since I can play to advertise or just for money, and my sales have increased too." "Thats good to hear." You say, rubbing the top of her head. >She smiles at you and waves as you move on. >Pinkie shoots by, heading towards the sound area, and while you are distracted by her you get bowled over. >"Sorry Anon, we're trying ta keep up with Pinkie and help her with the big party, but it aint easy." >Applebloom, Sweetiebelle and Scootaloo help you back up, and you see something on Sweetie's flank. "Looks like your friends were able to help you find your mark, Sweetiebelle." You comment, and the three of them give you a big smile. >"Yeah. It took a little practice, but with their help, and yours, I was able to find my talent." >"Now just Applebloom and I have to find ours, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders will have crusaded successfuly." "Well, best of luck to you. If you want to catch Pinkie, she was heading towards the sound stage last I saw." >The three of them thank you and run off towards where Pinkie went, leaving you to continue on your walk. >Nothing is going wrong, and with nothing to do, you head home for a quick nap.

7 hours later 8289464 IntoTheVoid
>>8289448 Mind linking your bin?

7 hours later 8289474 CYOA_AiE
>>8289365 That was intentional, Rarity doesn't care about what he was taking about so she mispronounced metal thinking it was medal. Like a medal of honor but for death. Glad you like it, gonna write out more when I get my break. >>8289405 That was an honest to god mistake, I am writing this out at work.

7 hours later 8289492 Anonymous
>>8289056 Yes.

7 hours later 8289498 Shukaku20
>>8289456 >The door jingles as you enter, and you head straight for the tattooing chair. >Despite being built for ponys, it's still incredibly comfortable, and you lay out on it, arms dangling from the sides. >It isn't long before you drift off, the muffled sounds from outside almost a soothing melody to your ears. >You have no dreams, and are awoken an hour later by the bell to your shop ringing. >"Hey, Anonymous, are you here?" Vinyl's voice calls out, snapping the last of the sleep from your eyes. "Yeah, just in the back. I'll be there in a moment." >A splash of water and a quick tidy of your hair and you come out to the front of the shop. "What brings you here Vinyl?" You ask, leaning on the counter. >She looks around the front where you have numerous sketches pasted into the walls. >"You do some pretty sick art, but whats with all the rules?" "I guess you haven't heard then." You say while stepping around. "My tattoos, getting one is like getting a new cutie mark, except you get the talent, rather than having the talent and getting the mark." >"You're bucking with me, right?" "Honest truth." You say, holding one hand up and the other in front of your heart. "You could even ask the princesses, they were the first ones to get tattoos." >She stares at you, trying to detect any levels of bullshit, but you are being honest. >"So, how much does it cost to get one of these magic tattoos?" "Prices vary, depending on the complexity. one of my more recent customers just got a few little details added to her mark, and it only cost a hundred bits, while a whole new one would cost upwards of two hundred and fifty." >"I can't tell if thats cheap, or expensive." >You shrug, and move back behind the counter. "So, is there anything you want? I wouldn't suggest getting a tattoo right now though, it takes a day or so for the effects of the medicine to wear off." >"Nah, I was gonna come and call your bullshit about spending all that money on the party."

7 hours later 8289515 Shukaku20
>>8289498 Just found something I need to tweak, it'll be a moment

7 hours later 8289562 Shukaku20
>>8289498 >There is a small scrunch to her nose, but her cocky smile makes you laugh, and you head into your house. "Come on Vinyl, I'll show you." >Getting some distance ahead of her, you pull out your safety chest, and as she enters the room, you open it. >Her jaw drops at the sight of the pile of gold. "You were saying?" >Her mouth opens and closes, unable to formulate a thought. >"Thats... Thats just what's left over?" "Yep. Like I said, I spent about eighteen hundred bits already on this party." >Closing the chest and locking it, you see the magic shield flux over it, and you put it aside. >"So... Uh, you coming to hear my playing tonight and tomorrow?" She asks, slightly shaken, but still keeping up her strong front. "I wouldn't miss it. I'm hosting this party, and I plan on trying everything, even your two bit music." >She socks you with a hoof and gives you a glare, before you crack a smile. >"You best come with a pillow on your plot then, cuz I'm gonna blow you away." "Well, you better do well, since Pinkie was the one who recomended you, and I trusted her to get the best." >Vinyl lets out a laugh "You made a good choice, letting that mare set everything up. This isn't my first Pinkie Party, and every time it has been a blast." >Speaking of, Pinkie suddenly pops into the room and says "Vinyl, you're needed down at the turntables. Lets go." >She grabs hold of Vinyl, and dissapears out the door. >Putting your chest away, you make your way downstairs and back outside. >The party seems to have started, explaining why Pinkie suddenly took Vinyl away. "Applying logic to Pinkie, who would have thought." And this is as far as it is right now

7 hours later 8289567 Anonymous
>>8289408 I've also been writing since June, but I never posted under a name or anything so it's understandable why I'm not on it. Should I send it to you here or on skype?

7 hours later 8289577 IntoTheVoid
>>8289567 Either is fine.

8 hours later 8290117 CYOA_AiE Death Metal Rarity
>>8289317 >At the open-air Canterlot Dome, several stallions decked out in black, and wearing their manes in Mohawks, talk amongst themselves. >Ons stops talking and looks out in front of him. >From the crowd emerges a white mare. Her purple mane straightened out, with a black officers hat resting loosely over her horn. In her mouth a slender firm whip, with a little extra tuff of leather at the tip for that extra hit of wham. >From neck to flank, she's covered I skin tight leather, but on her front shoulders, she wears a thick military like jacket. But her flank is as shapely as can be, her toned firm butt sways hypnotically from side to side, and it is not lost on any of the other stallion, certainly not you. >Placing her whip into her jacket, she looks calmly over all the eyes staring back at her. >"I can see they already like my ensemble." She says proudly turning back to face you, as she does so, all the stallions stare at her plot, and follow it with their eyes as she moves about unaware of it "See Anonymous? I told you I could enlighten these ruffians." "Yeah, it's TOTALLY that, they only like you for your fashion." >"I guess I was wrong, they really are normal ponies." She smiles as one comes meekly up >"E.excuse me mistress, but..but would you be so kind a.as to dig your heels into my..my back?" He asks laying on the ground >"I beg your pardon?!" she asks almost offended, but more shocked "Haha, oh that Steve." you say pushing Rarity forward, "Always a kidder." ("Dude, fuck off!") You whisper to the stallion with the dominatrix fetish >Pushing her AWAY from the crowds, towards a nice hill with lush grass, you sit under a tree as she sits a foot away from you. >"Was that stallion really joking?" she says getting wise "Of course he was, nobody enjoys getting stepped on. Haha" *Lie* >Rarity squints her eyes at you before looking out at the stage, why are we so far away? You can barely see the stage. "Well, it's music, you hear it. Hehe" you laugh nervously

8 hours later 8290363 crazybee
>>8289411 First off, thanks for all the feedback. This is my very first attempt at writing a story in general, not to mention my first AiE story. >For one there is the lack of descriptions for scenes. What do the locations and surroundings look like? The reader is almost entirely left in the dark here. for the prologue, i tried to have it more in the 3rd person perspective. I tried to avoid being too descriptive in an attempt rush to the main story. a bad decision on my part, i admit. i assure you that will change in future chapters. Also i'm not above rewrites for the prologue as well. Just feeling out my writing style at the moment. > Secondly, characters. They feel rather flat in general and need more personality. Especially Luna was near non-existent. It got better in the second half once Anon showed up, though. I know where you coming from on this one. I tried to give the mane 6 personalities more like the show and avoid some of the odd choices made by other writers i've experienced. Please keep in mind i'm still rather new to this and also seem to be noot so good at it. i'll continue to work on it, though i'm still going to try for as close to the source material as i can (which might be the reason they are coming on as flat ^_^;;) i do plan on giving each pony their own chapter, so i can build up their characters as much as i can.

8 hours later 8290525 Anonymous
>>8290117 >>From the crowd emerges a white mare. Her purple mane straightened out, with a black officers hat resting loosely over her horn. In her mouth a slender firm whip, with a little extra tuff of leather at the tip for that extra hit of wham. >>From neck to flank, she's covered I skin tight leather, but on her front shoulders, she wears a thick military like jacket. Now I KNOW I've seen that drawn somewhere, and I'd like to again.

8 hours later 8290727 crazybee
>>8289372 >Anon himself comes across as a pretty big jerk, especially in regards to sunbutt. Even if Anon has little respect for authority or royality, is stuck in an alien world or fears for his life how he treats her makes no sense. She is letting him stay in a bloody castle for months and helping him find a way home. What does Anon do? He insults her almost every time he so much as mentions her. That makes no sense. Remember that Anon is mostly a template or an empty slate for the reader to inject his own person into the story. Anon being a big jerk was completely intentional. the current chapter i'm working on i hope will put the reader in his POV while still keeping a bit of mystery about his character. it will for sure go back to the first person style of writing as well as shed some light on his thoughts and feels about living in equestria. being an ass was something new (or at least new for me) that i wanted to bring to his character to give him an interesting personality. >Next up, dialogue...It's redundant to initially point out the speaker before his line and then a second time right afterwards. Decide which on you are going to use and stick with it. Personally, I prefer it if neither is required and characters can be identified through their very lines. Avoid typing out acts such as coughing and heavy breathing in speech, that goes into description of actions before or after a character's line. noted, still working on the dialogue as well as the character actions. Those will only improve in time as long as i keep at it. I feel as though i'm improving slowly, and my next chapter will address these issues (i hope). as for the logical errors, i'm glad those haven't been so bad. i'll continue to look out for those in the future.

9 hours later 8290849 crazybee
>>8289411 >You might wanna tackle short oneshots to hone your skills a bit before you set out to write a multi-part story The only reason i wanted to do a multi chapter story like this was because i've had this story knocking around my head for a while now and i felt that the only way to get it out of my head was to write it out on note pad. Granted it is a bit ambitious but i feel it's how i see the story in my head. i just have to work on articulating my thoughts better. Thanks again for all the constructive feedback. Your a bro in my book, bro.

9 hours later 8290955 Anonymous
>>8285822 Your problem is the 'Every' and pony together. It trips the spam filter. There's a reason why people put 'Everyp0ny' instead of it.

9 hours later 8291131 Anonymous
>>8290849 Tip for the whole "my big story" thing. Try getting some practice before you write it. A persons Magnum Opus is rarely their first work. My advice would be to write a couple of shorts to get all of the rookie mistakes out of the way. That said, welcome to AiE. Enjoy the LOVE

9 hours later 8291163 CYOA_AiE Death Metal Rarity
>>8290117 >"I did not get all dressed up just to sit next to you on some desolate hill, I'm going to join the crowd, how else will they see my outfit." ("Oh they saw it.") you think, "Fine, but we still got time before the show starts, you want something to drink?" >"Oh that would be most delightful, I am simply parched." She smiles >The both of you get up and walk for the nearest concession stand. Luckily it's still early, so the lines are not to long. >With three ponies in front of you, the two of you wait your turn in line. >Rarity can't help but keep glancing back at the androgynous pony standing inches away behind you two. >It's greasy black mane draped over its eyes, while wearing its jet black coat covering every part of its body. The only defining feature it has, are its many piercings over its ears and lips. >Rarity tilts her head a bit before tapping on its shoulder, "Excuse me, but you SIMPLY must tell me where you got that coat. I absolutely adore it." >With a deep but obviously feminine voice, she says "I bought it at Plot Topic." >"Oh why thank you, I'll be sure to look out for it." She smiles before turning back >Reaching the front of the line, the big, gruff, bandana wearing stallion rest one of his giant hooves on the table and leans forward and asks. >"And what can I get you two?" >Without missing a beat, Rarity answers first. "I'll have a glass of your finest wine, and a small baguette cooked to almost golden brown, but not, and with a small fine coating of butter all around, but add just a tiny bit extra to the center." She smiles >"Beer and a tofu dog, got it, and you?" He asks "The same, but add nachos." >"But thats not what I ordered!" Rarity says in disbelief "Let's go Rarity." You say moving her to the side, "They have other ponies to serve." >"B.but my order!"

9 hours later 8291179 Shukaku20
>>8285822 I would recommend fixing your pastebin paste. Currently, many of the lines are mangled and fagmented, making it difficult to follow the flow. Besides that, some spelling and grammar, it seems like an interesting story, save for one thing. Why has Celestia waited so long to call in the elements? They have obviously known about the stone for some time, and yet she chooses to wait till there is only a week left. And don't give me the old "She didn't trust him" line, since she could just use the stone herself to send him back, rather than having him be the one to use it.

9 hours later 8291465 Factioneer (24867.png 1120x714 235kB)
Parking Working on T4M. Chapter incoming tonight if the stars align in favour.

9 hours later 8291926 Anonymous (1352941612754.png 919x869 79kB)
Idea time! Anon has to go back to school to learn Equestrian history/art or whatever the fuck you want. Suddenly, Cheerilee clop/romance. Or filly rape.

10 hours later 8291970 Anonymous (1358836147859.png 1301x519 100kB)
>>8291926

10 hours later 8292041 Anonymous (3239__cheerilee_artist-mewball.png 627x698 391kB)
>>8291926 http://pastebin.com/u/Etiquette The Numbers Game kinda works for you.

10 hours later 8292080 Anonymous (1355830723550.png 1248x989 517kB)
>>8292041 Much obliged.

10 hours later 8292169 TechnicolorFillyFondler (1301511066133.png 704x324 411kB)
>>8291926 >Or filly rape. Why do they always have to be raped? Can't they be sensually LOVE d? Slow day today. My morning alarm didn't go off, but I'll try to get something done. I also find it difficult to type with frozen fingers.

10 hours later 8292237 Shukaku20
>>8292169 Why can't they be the ones Raping? Of course, I still prefer me some fine tender filly loving over rape anyday

10 hours later 8292272 Anonymous
>>8292237 I'm actually looking for a story someone posted a while back. Where Sweetie Belle blows Anon saying she wants to drink his 'coom'. I don't think it was posted in Flutterape or AiE though.

10 hours later 8292278 Anonymous
>>8292080 who makes these?

10 hours later 8292314 Anonymous
>>8292272 >coom Most likely something from Slasher_Science then. Especially if it has Sweetiebelle. Go ask Flutterrape, they'll know.

10 hours later 8292354 Anonymous
/r/ing that picture of Anonymous saying 'excellent question' to Twilight. Can't find it on my computer and Google isn't helping either..

10 hours later 8292442 Anonymous (1353954277587.png 900x1591 220kB)
>>8292354

10 hours later 8292507 Shukaku20
>>8292442 /r/ing the rest of that comic, if you have it

10 hours later 8292543 Anonymous (1353954333501.png 900x1132 193kB)
>>8292507

10 hours later 8292548 Anonymous
>>8290363 >^_^;; I'll let that slide because you are obviously new around these parts. That said building character for established characters is less of a concern than staying in-character when they do show up. Trying to give each of them mane 6 their own dedicated chatper might also prove too much. Concentrate on the ones relevant to the story and Anon while keeping the rest in-char. Right now that seems to be purplesmart and sunbutt. >>8290727 >Anon being a big jerk was completely intentional Be that as it may, he is out of line and acting like a moody teenager. See "rebel without a cause". He doesn't have one, or rather there is no logical one appearent to me as a reader. He sure can be disrespectful and even distrustful of Celestia if there is reason for it, no problem with that. Even so, his actions do not reflect the treatment he may or may not have received while staying in Canterlot outside of the dungeon period. I mean, he as a conversation with her while she is lounging below a tree he is sitting in yet insults her every chance he gets? Sounds conflicting. >>8290849 As a sort of training you could sketch out small scenes from all over the story in a oneshot-like format. Those could then be used as a basis later when you string the whole story together. Just trying to helpful here. Glad it is well received.

10 hours later 8292557 Anonymous
>>8292442 Thank you.

10 hours later 8292580 Anonymous (1353954388813.png 900x1466 233kB)
>>8292543

10 hours later 8292588 Anonymous (1353954453491.png 900x1341 205kB)
>>8292580

10 hours later 8292890 CYOA_AiE Death Metal Rarity
>>8291163 >In the shade of the tree, Rarity looks over her plastic cup full of the light amber beer. >Taking a big gulp, she exhales tiredly, as though drinking it was a chore. >"Bleh, what a horrible beverage, why would anyp0ny drink this!? "It's not so bad when you get used to it, a few more of those and you'll how you went through life without em." >"I highly doubt it." She sneers before biting into her tofu dog >At the center stage, several ponies come trotting out with guitars and equipment. The crowd cheers as they start setting up >"Oh Anonymous, the shows about to start!" Rarity panics, before downing her dog in a hasty manner and getting up "That's just the opening band, we won't miss much." >I'll miss the opportunity to show case my grand design, come now, up you go." She says stomping a hoof on the ground *Sigh* "Fine." >As the two of you walk towards the stage, Rarity looks around. "Anonymous, where are the chairs?" "There are none." >"So we have to STAND the whole time?!" "Yup." >"Ugh! What deplorable conditions." She groans as a random drunk stallion talks to her out of nowhere >"You should *hic* see that bathroom. WOOOOO!!!!" he shouts before running off to god knows where >Rarity is far beyond her comfort zone at this point.

10 hours later 8293008 Anonymous
>>8292272 In all likelyhood you are thinking about Rarity's Lesson by Pseudocracy. >Clop? Check. >Sweetie Belle as main squeeze? Check. >Blowjob? Check. >Consensual? Check. Part 1: http://pastebin.com/UrS4gQMd Part 2: http://pastebin.com/9PAZbqu0 Be careful about reading part 2. Whyboner material of previously unknown levels. You have been warned.

10 hours later 8293094 Anonymous
>>8293008 No, I know the one he's talking about. It's from Flutterrape, can't remember the author though..

10 hours later 8293111 Six Hooves Under
>>8292237 Cutie Mark Crusaders Rapists Yay?

10 hours later 8293126 Crimson-Devil (1353979961819.gif 702x969 757kB)
Hey guys! Giving an update. So, due to this week being busy as all hell I'll only have my grab-bag story done today. It's not long. I'll try to get Gloom Wing and Anon up by This Tuesday, no later then Wednesday. Also, on the issue of my story becoming clop? Honestly, probably not. If there is a scene of clop it will be done alone and uploaded separate from the chapters. It will also be very 'classy', in the sense It'll be a step in a relationship, not just sex. One way or the other, if clop comes, it's down the road. Lurking and writing. Carry on.

10 hours later 8293142 Anonymous
>>8293008 It's not that. It's when Sweetie calls cum, 'coom'. >>8293094 It's by Slasher_Science, Sweetie's Midnight Snack.

10 hours later 8293153 Shukaku20
>>8293094 I can't remember either... I swear, its on the tip of my mind... I think it was the same guy who did fleshlight sparkle, or whatever that was...

10 hours later 8293180 Anonymous
>>8293153 Yup, that's the one. >>8293142 Thought so..

10 hours later 8293288 evets (wolfPinkiepie.png 894x894 788kB)
>>8286570 Only thing I disliked about the fic was that Pinkie has almost no interaction with anyone other then Anon. Rainbow showed up and got...I think two lines. Her parents didn't get much. The cakes were there but now you've pushed them out of the picture. Applejack was mentioned but I don't think she even got a line....

11 hours later 8293425 Anonymous (1351675307166.jpg 303x312 15kB)
>>8293288 >Pinkie wolf

11 hours later 8293476 Lulzies
>>8293288 muh deek

11 hours later 8293508 Anonymous
Threadly reminder that SitOnBook will surely return and nicely finish up Claw in Hand.

11 hours later 8293529 crazybee
>>8291131 heh, to be honest this is really only practice for my other nonpony related projects. I do have to say reading AiE has jumped started me into writing. love much appreciated ^_^

11 hours later 8293535 Anonymous ('.png 2511x3347 276kB)
>>8293288 I need some pones as wolves stories. >>8293508 I doubt it, anon.

11 hours later 8293548 Anonymous
>>8293529 >^_^ pls go

11 hours later 8293640 Anonymous
>>8293535 why would you even do that, anon? What is the point of them being wolves, how would that change the story. Being horses doesn't even really change MLP that much except for a few jokes. Only way it could work is if being an actual 'wolf' means affecting the story. Like instead of acting as a herd of horses, they act in a more tightly knit pack. What if Fluttershy goes crazy from having to hunt and kill? Stuff like that.

11 hours later 8293739 CYOA_AiE Death Metal Rarity
>>8293288 The rest will show soon, and applejack did get a line, ONE line. I could have written a bachelorette party scene, but didnt, I regret that. right now I'm fleshing out the their relationship before I throw the other EoH into it. Thank you all this feedback, I really appreciate it. >>8292890 >Ponies upon ponies, begin to descend onto the front of the stage. Pushing and moving one another, closing the gaps tighter and tighter. It gets to a point where if you can scratch your neck, your the luckiest thing in the crowd. >Only in this most dire of circumstances does she inch herself closer to you. At the stage, a pony plugs in his guitar, and riffs the cords. >The many lines of speakers all boom the notes, physically shaking all of your body in the process. Rarity feels it too as her uneasy expression gives her away. >"So..just how loud is this going to be?" >Immediately after she asks that question, as though a cruel joke from god, the band of ponies all at once begin to play. >Like an explosion of sound, the lines of amps and speakers all fire off. Rarity covers her ears, gritting her teeth in pain as her virgin eardrums get a violent introduction to death metal. >"ITS TO LOUD!!!" She shouts at you "WHAT!?" >"WHAT!?" "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" >"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!" "...WHAT!?" >She scowls angrily before pulling out a small pen from her jacket pocket, and scribbling something down. Giving it over to you, you read it. >Looking back at her, you flash a smile and give her a thumbs up "I KNOW RIGHT!?" >Rarity face hooves >After the no name opening band finishes their songs, Rarity finally let's go of her ears and exasperates in fatigue. >"Uhh! When does this ringing stop?!" she whines "This will be my 6th year in a row that it's gone on nonstop." >With a groan she says "I need another one of those horrible drinks." "Since you stuck it out like a champ, I'm payin." >At the front of the line, Rarity rubs her forehead and says "Just give me the largest one you got."

11 hours later 8293763 Anonymous
>>8293640 >My little wolves >Instead of Rapist Fluttershy we get hunter fluttershy >Not wanting to be hunted down by Fluttershy and be bitten softly as she tries to eat your flesh.

11 hours later 8293764 Anonymous (80's cheerilee 4.png 1275x1419 1706kB)
>>8293640 It is just fun to think about. Like if they got turned into cat, sharks, bears or dinosaurs. It is a fun thought exercise.

11 hours later 8293780 Lulzies (1357629898595.png 400x300 49kB)
>>8293529 I'm not even sure what you are trying to accomplish here.

11 hours later 8293794 Anonymous
>>8293764 No, it's just horse fuckers wanting to be dog fuckers and such.

11 hours later 8293813 crazybee
>>8291179 yeah, i will be updating the prologue after i mess around with the next chapter a bit. Work on building the characters a bit more like i'm doing in chapter 1 which i'm hoping works out better. i also need to word it better,

11 hours later 8293828 Anonymous (112589__UNOPT__.png 800x771 76kB)
>>8293794 I never even thought about the sex aspect. Sorry to disappoint, anon.

11 hours later 8293942 evets (wolf_cutie_mark_crusaders_by_affanita-d5n8sko.png 1889x1181 1149kB)
>>8293535 http://pastebin.com/EeqV4wvp Only one I know of.

11 hours later 8293966 lovelymuffins
>>8293942 >Sweetie belle wolf Stop. You stop right now.

11 hours later 8293974 Anonymous
>>8293535 http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/d/d 6/Zuus_level_04.mp3 "A-anon..." You hear him breathe against your lips.

11 hours later 8294006 evets (wolf_twilight_sparkle_by_affanita-d5ief8c.jpg 894x894 75kB)
>>8293966 Get back to work!

11 hours later 8294022 Anonymous (42563__safe_cheerilee_artist-skoon.png 750x750 112kB)
>>8293942 Thank you so much! That picture is...hnnnnng.

11 hours later 8294109 Gadget
>>8293974 YOU CAN'T RUN FROM HEAVEN

11 hours later 8294118 Brew
>>8294006 Oh what in the fresh hell is this!?

11 hours later 8294139 lovelymuffins
>>8294006 I am. start bugging brew as hes gonna need to proof read it. > You will never snuggle with wolf Twilight.

11 hours later 8294241 Anonymous (Sköll and Hati.png 600x630 240kB)
>>8294139 >You will never snuggle with Sköllestia. >You will never snuggle with Hati Luna.

11 hours later 8294242 evets (wolf_rainbow_dash_by_affanita-d55y3bp.png 900x900 646kB)
>>8294139 >No snuggles... That's just mean. >>8294022 Just yell at Jazzteeth to write more. >>8294118 I don't see any D&D in Equestraia....

11 hours later 8294252 ZeldaStep
>>8294006 >All these wolfifed ponies I-I think I love you. Where are you getting them? I said I'd have the clop done last night didn't I? Whoops. I should stop making deadlines, but anyway, still working on it. Don't know what I'm gonna do for an ending though, especially since it derailed so randomly.

11 hours later 8294267 CYOA_AiE Death Metal Rarity
>>8293739 So I'm gonna take a break from writing this since it looks like nobody cares about Death Metal Rarity Im kidding, my phone is actually dying So I'll see you guys later tonight. and finish it then. >At the front of the stage, Rarity, in need of a good drink, knocks it all back in a couple of gulps. >"Rrraa!" she shouts before throwing the cup onto the floor and stomping on it. >The dominatrix stallion from before, sees this, and shudders in pure ecstasy. "Havin fun?" You ask Rarity >"Well...a little. It's not often I can liter like that." >She glances at your drink, and you assume shes still thirsty "You want some?" >"Oh no, I could never." >Deciding to egg her on, you test just how daring she's feeling. "C'mon, I don't carry any diseases, here you have a drink, it's better than going all the way back and waiting in line." >"Well, since you put it that way." >Cupping your drink, she takes smaller, more controlled sips. >The second band takes the stage as the crowd cheers. >Rarity looks from side to side before raising a hoof to the side her mouth "WOOOO!!" she shouts before hyperventilating "Oh my, I can see why you enjoy this." She says to you before tending to her drink >Smiling at her, the two of you look over at the stage as the second act begins.

11 hours later 8294317 lovelymuffins
>>8294267 I FUCKING CARE. YOU CHARGE THAT PHONE YOU CHARGE THAT PHONE GOOD

11 hours later 8294323 IntoTheVoid (Wolfity.png 800x800 368kB)
JAZZTEETH WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, WE NEED SOME RAINBOW WOLF PRONTO! >>8294252 Derpibooru http://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=% E2%9C%93&sbq=wolf&commit=Go

11 hours later 8294345 Brew
>>8294139 ... you nigger Wolf Twilight looks nice but I'd rather snuggle with pone Twi >>8294242 ...You saw my post to you at the end of the last thread right? About me not being able to make up my mind about that? So yeah I'm trying to figure out. I'm slow, I'll need time and zero distractions, which is going to be very difficult to accomplish this weekend.

11 hours later 8294348 Anonymous
>>8294252 They're all up on deviant art. Affanita or something. Just google wolf_pinkie_pie deviantart.

11 hours later 8294367 evets (applejack_wolf_by_affanita-d5kw6av.png 1181x1181 976kB)
>>8294252 I'll never reveal my secrets. I dredge my way through google image search...Its mostly all minotaur porn, badly drawn OCs and team fortress pics for some reason....

11 hours later 8294397 Anonymous
>>8293764 >It is just fun to think about. Like if they got turned into cat, sharks, bears or dinosaurs. It is a fun thought exercise. >day doodly doo in Equestria >there's a knock at the door >you get on the floor >Fluttershy is a dinosaur >she eats you >bad end

11 hours later 8294419 Aether (1350072216570.jpg 686x691 106kB)
>>8294367 Applejack is best wolf. Also, seven hours of driving sucks. Especially at night, I was seeing shit that wasn't even there.

11 hours later 8294458 Anonymous (132649067248.png 428x373 66kB)
>>8294397 Jokes on you, anon. Vore is my fetish. Best end.

11 hours later 8294521 Anonymous
>>8294419 Sounds like fun times. Saw any ponies or wolves?

11 hours later 8294529 Anonymous
>>8292272 Yeah, that was by slasher science, and I honestly don't know what the name of the story it dude. Check out his pastebin. It should be there since there was more than one part to it.

11 hours later 8294723 Bolding
>>8294419 I remember when I had to drive to Ohio from New Jersey. Fucking eight hour drive to get to that hotel. It got dark and then I was stuck with snow and shit. Also, I need a Derpy wolf. My life will be complete then.

11 hours later 8294768 Aether
>>8294521 No but I swear to god I kept seeing people watching me from empty parking lots. I swear 10pm-5am drives are the worst. The dark plays tricks on you. >>8294723 Drove from the west end of georgia to the east end. No snow for me though.

12 hours later 8294789 Anonymous
>>8294419 Where were you driving to? Longest I've ever driven without stopping is 3 hours. Baton Rouge to New Orleans; the longest, most boring drive in the world, with nothing but trees and a lake in between.

12 hours later 8294908 Aether
>>8294789 see >>8294789

12 hours later 8294910 Anonymous
Request. Anon gets a bunch of ponies to do the Harlem Shake with him and Twilight freaks out thinking he cursed them.

12 hours later 8294918 Anonymous (1357692008465.jpg 1000x1000 77kB)
>>8294397 She still knocks, even though she can just tear your door off the hinges. What a nice dinosaur.

12 hours later 8294930 Aether
>>8294908 And I linked it wrong jesus christ. >>8294768 But yeah, east end to west end, then back again. Wednesday I'm going to have to do it again.

12 hours later 8294956 Anonymous (1359955716752.jpg 383x383 32kB)
>>8294908 You dun goofed there, champ. It updated when I posted that, so my bad.

12 hours later 8294995 crazybee
>>8292548 i'd love to get your opinion on what i have so far for chapter 1. http://pastebin.com/PS7yM6e5 I plan on touching up on what i got now, but i'll wait till i finish writing it out.

12 hours later 8295067 Anonymous (derpy_paws_by_kasun05-d41s560.png 900x628 291kB)
>>8294723 >I need a Derpy wolf. Google Images is your friend. There is a lot of this kind of stuff.

12 hours later 8295090 Anonymous
>>8295067 20 points to the man that finds me a balto pony with pony wolves.

12 hours later 8295117 lovelymuffins
>>8295067 DONE I'm out! To cute for me! Magic school will be posted when I wake up. God thats cute :3

12 hours later 8295174 evets (profile_picture_by_derpy_wolf-d4txrr6.png 300x300 105kB)
>>8295117 When you wake up!? That could be hours! >>8294723 >>8295067 Ya there's not many Derpy wolves.... >>8294930 What are ya working on now Aether?

12 hours later 8295203 Aether (1351642995717.png 1600x2801 654kB)
>>8295174 A combination of Anon in Equestria and a request a buddy of mine made.

12 hours later 8295210 Anonymous
>>8295117 Wake up. Wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeu pwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwake upwakeupwakeup.

12 hours later 8295233 lovelymuffins (61427post_foto.jpg 300x213 28kB)
>>8295210

12 hours later 8295659 Anonymous
>>8283550 /soc/ time for dead thread. How many of the writers are excited/worried about the new episode tomorrow?

12 hours later 8295735 Equitech (1337125363225.gif 325x194 1934kB)
>>8295659 Always excited because I LOVE all the episodes. >in b4 ridicule

12 hours later 8295748 Anonymous
>>8295659 Very excited . If it turns out for the better, we'll have some new content. If it sucks, we ignore it ever happening. Win-win, you guys.

12 hours later 8295749 Anonymous
>>8295659 i just hope it doesn't make any of my favorite writefags quit...

12 hours later 8295762 Bolding
>>8295659 I'm excited to get destroyed. Planning an AiE drinking game for it.

12 hours later 8295767 Anonymous
>>8295659 I don't care. I like the fandom more than the show, and I know we'll strike any bullshit they pull from canon, and continue on like before.

12 hours later 8295779 Anonymous (fans of the fandom.png 500x539 173kB)
>>8295767

12 hours later 8295789 Anonymous (1356326220273.png 428x415 221kB)
>>8295767 this nigga has the right idea

12 hours later 8295799 Anonymous
>>8295767 >I like the fandom more than the show You are the worst kind of faggot. The worst kind.

12 hours later 8295835 Brew
>>8295659 Excited I guess, more-so just anxious to see how it actually turns out so I can finally plan out the rest of a story.

12 hours later 8295839 Anonymous
>>8295748 >pretending things don't exist just because you don't like them That's like sticking your hands over your ears and going "LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" like a little kid.

12 hours later 8295847 evets (hell ya.gif 500x400 402kB)
>>8295748 Gotta go with this.

12 hours later 8295862 Anonymous
>>8295839 So? It works.

12 hours later 8295903 Anonymous (1357506923742.png 800x857 469kB)
>>8295839 >Implying it matters because cartoons r srs bsns I mean, it's not like the fandom does it's own thing anyway, right?

12 hours later 8295909 Anonymous
>>8295799 Worst or best?

12 hours later 8295933 TechnicolorFillyFondler (1359873055134.gif 432x396 868kB)
>>8295659 I'll watch just as I've watched all the episodes. There never was such a thing as "canon" for me. I just want to enjoy, laugh, and be entertained by a show about magical ponies having random adventures that are slice of life troubles most of the time.

12 hours later 8295970 evets (97317__UNOPT__.png 441x400 177kB)
>>8295933 Techi! Anything planed when you are done with your dilly fiddling?

12 hours later 8296020 IntoTheVoid
>>8295767 I concur with this faggot, though it'll be sad to see the show dead to me. >>8295779 >>8295799 >Implying you can't be a fan of part of the fandom, like AiE and drawfaggotry.

12 hours later 8296037 Anonymous (111604__UNOPT__.png 900x750 418kB)
>>8295659 I don't think I care about the show much to be honest, I've only seen 3 episodes this season and I disliked them all. I'm far past the point of being cautiously optimistic to the point of apathy and indifference.

12 hours later 8296047 Anonymous
>>8296020 No, I was implying that he was a faggot. Which he is. We all are.

12 hours later 8296067 TechnicolorFillyFondler
>>8295970 I gotta drop back over to the TF thread for an update. After that, I promised Irish that Dash would get the D in her butt. Brew and Zelda want filly Vinyl, there's Apple Bloom to worry about since she's the last CMC, and the second part to Making Applesauce needs consideration. Derpy is still on the backburner because lack of inspiration.

12 hours later 8296069 Anonymous
>>8295767 I'm about at that point myself. I've been way more entertained by the stuff you guys produce than anything the show's put out lately, and I'm sure this'll be no different.

12 hours later 8296132 Gadget
>Liking the show but liking what the fandom produces more That's cool. The fandom produces so much content. You're bound to find something that strokes you in all the right ways. >Liking the fandom but not the show Whoa what the fuck

12 hours later 8296147 Anonymous
>>8296020 Season 4 was confirmed to have 26 episodes. Season 3 set the stake, now S4 will drive it into the heart.

12 hours later 8296212 Anonymous (imagesCAU2AIWJ.jpg 280x180 7kB)
>>8296147

12 hours later 8296267 Equitech (134001903213.gif 960x540 2076kB)
>>8296147 >26 episodes >all dat pony Oh fuck yeah.

12 hours later 8296269 IntoTheVoid
>>8296147 Indeed. >>8296132 >>Liking the show but liking what the fandom produces more >That's cool. The fandom produces so much content. You're bound to find something that strokes you in all the right ways. Agreeable. >>Liking the fandom but not the show >Whoa what the fuck and this is a problem, why?

12 hours later 8296274 Anonymous (festivusmiracle.gif 500x375 511kB)
>>8296132 >Liking the fandom but not the show >Whoa what the fuck Dis nigga

12 hours later 8296474 Six Hooves Under
Parking. Writing. Lurking. Prioritizing Lich Doctor Chapter Eleven and Tranquilize Part Three. >>8294768 >Georgia >Living in the same state as Aether. I do not know this feel. It is strange.

13 hours later 8296520 TechnicolorFillyFondler (1342348704791.gif 435x360 1057kB)
>>8296132 >Whoa what the fuck I keep getting the feeling that people wanted more from it than a children's cartoon show. A lot of threads around /mlp/ seem to talk about it as if it was something more than what it is. >>8296147 >back up to 26 episodes Unf~

13 hours later 8296566 Anonymous (1352242644591.png 274x209 94kB)
>>8296520 >I keep getting the feeling that people wanted more from it than a children's cartoon show. A lot of threads around /mlp/ seem to talk about it as if it was something more than what it is. Thats because it is

13 hours later 8296574 Vhatug (Metal.png 1648x1113 313kB)
>>8294267 You, I'm LOVE ing this story.

13 hours later 8296615 Anonymous (221802__UNOPT__fluttershy_suggestive_vore_squirrel_5100682b7f123b08740003cf.jpg.jpg 1200x890 181kB)
>>8294458

13 hours later 8296806 Anonymous
i just had the weirdest idea CoC anon(pure, yet inhuman and somewhat mix matched anatomy wise) tries to enter the portal that links to his home, doesn't work for some magical non reason and anon ends up in you guessed it: Equestria. the mane six thinks that he/she/non gender/hermaphroditic is discord in another form.

13 hours later 8296823 Anonymous (n-no.png 184x172 3kB)
>>8296615

13 hours later 8296826 Anonymous
>>8296615 >"Why thank you Fluttershy, I do enjoy emetophilia."

13 hours later 8296870 evets (1343284611303.jpg 759x800 30kB)
>>8296615 That's just Flutters and her dentist in an impromptu check up over lunch.

13 hours later 8297157 >ropephone Sides status: Fucked. (i+lol+d+_4d201940f746a39d483a2b71c31e717d.png 200x200 23kB)
>>8283975 >"I want you to punch me in the uterus. Hard." You summbitch, I lold loud as fuck just as the radio cut out in the shop. Goddamned stares.

13 hours later 8297361 Anonymous (tLczQ7z.gif 960x540 1321kB)
>>8295659 I'm super excited for the drama storm when it turns out everyone was freaking out over nothing. AGAIN

13 hours later 8297424 Vhatug (Give them ALL the dicks.jpg 621x1320 275kB)
>>8296806

13 hours later 8297587 Anonymous
>>8296806 Maybe he IS. Discord is Nyarlathotep, after all. I've already written a clop story with Celestia as a Great Old One.

13 hours later 8297785 Anonymous
>>8297424 <mode=/tg/> >description of PC's genitalia is longer than everything else combined >has penises described in loving detail including their measurements down to 0.1" ...this is from some kind of computerized F.A.T.A.L. character generator, isn't it? It's like that thing that Mr. Culexus used to create Cuddles the Psyker, except with dicks. </mode>

13 hours later 8297887 Anonymous
>>8297424 >not being a pony casual... >>8297785 >Not knowing CoC No, not THAT CoC... http://fenoxo.com/play/# Enjoy

13 hours later 8297981 Vhatug
>>8297785 No, it's from the actual Corruption of Champions game. A huge part of the game is transformation. That dick is about as big as dicks can be before they start preventing you from moving freely. But it's a tentacle, so it's fine. >>8297887 >Wanting to BE a pony, instead of just lovingly fucking them.

13 hours later 8298118 Aether
>>8295767 Indifferent, holding my opinions until I actually see it. I have faith that it'll go well.

13 hours later 8298180 Anonymous
>>8298118 Another quote you butchered. Pull it together, Aether.

13 hours later 8298256 Aether
>>8298180 I'm more exhausted then I thought. This >>8298118 was meant for >>8295659 I'm really off today.

13 hours later 8298279 TheAlcoholicAnon (86345654.png 512x512 69kB)
>>8295659 I don't give two fucks what they do with the ponies honestly, just as long as they seriously aren't considering "Equestria Girls" as canon or any bullshit like that.

13 hours later 8298291 Anonymous
>>8298256 Aether, can you please kick out Vhatug, his stories are lacking in quality and you've kicked writers out before, so can you do us ALL a solid on this one?

13 hours later 8298378 An Irish Nomad (1354911109060.jpg 435x619 158kB)
Soon.

13 hours later 8298387 ZeldaStep
>>8296474 Hey Hooves, what's Tranquilize about? I saw you posting parts 1 and 2 but skipped over it. Planned on reading it later on pastebin, but a little summary never hurt.

13 hours later 8298410 Anonymous
>>8298387 Anon is a hunter using ponies as bait. It's pretty good.

13 hours later 8298467 evets (53768016_scaled_229x288.jpg 229x288 15kB)
>>8296615 Had to...I don't know why... >Fluttershy sits down at the nice outdoor restaurant with Anon. She rarely has the bits to spare with all the animals she takes care of but today is a special day. >Anon asked her out for lunch. >Having already ordered a delicious sounding strawberry salad, Flutters passes the time staring at Anon as he chats about his night. >He's talking about dreams and nightmares and stuff...its all flowing right over Flutter's head but she doesn't mind, its just good to spend some time with Anon again. >He's been so busy with his new job she's barely had time to catch up with him. "And then Sweetie Bell is like waaa waaa nobody loves me and I'm like. Nah girl! You got it going on!" >Anon is interrupted as there waiter pony shows up with there meals. >With a quiet whisper Shy thanks the waiter who nods and goes back inside. >Shy looks at her food and her stomach growls. Its been a long time since she treated herself. >Her mouth fills with drool as she leans down to grab a bite full. >Suddenly a squirrel jumps onto her plate. >"What are you doing?" quietly asks Fluttershy. >This squirrel chatters and points to Flutters teeth. >Flutters sqeeks in surprise. "Right here? Right now?" >The squirrel nods impatiently. >Shy looks from left to right making sure no one is watching before leaning down and opening her mouth as far wide as possible. Her drool dripping out all over the squirrel. >"Sorry" she mumbles. >The squirrel chitters absent mindedly. >Anon stares on in shock as a little squirrel starts poking its little claws around in shys mouth. >Before long the squirrel clambers out, shakes all the spittle off and chitters questionably at Flutters. >Flutters nods and the squirrel grabs a strawberry before running off. >"My dentist. He's very.... enthusiastic....Now what were you were saying Anon?" >Anon breaks out of his daze and continues his story.

14 hours later 8298527 JazzTeeth (1339108176552.png 513x349 146kB)
>>8293942 >cmc puppies. Do you realize what you have DONE?

14 hours later 8298536 ZeldaStep
>>8298410 Oh my. I'll probably give it a look over eventually, but it doesn't sound like something I'd be interested in. Where's CYOA with his Heavy Metal Rarity story? I read the description of her get up in class and had to fight down a boner. A picture I had seen earlier came to mind, which I should probably go look for so I can save it.

14 hours later 8298589 evets (4472_32d7.gif 816x708 587kB)
>>8298527 Get writing! If I haven't said it before I love your weird fics! Where is more Rari and Trxiemouse!?

14 hours later 8298620 Anonymous
>>8298536 >but it doesn't sound like something I'd be interested in. I'm fairly certain it was a request that Hooves decided to pick up..

14 hours later 8298655 Anonymous
>>8298467 I giggled. Nice pseudocracy reference.

14 hours later 8298713 Shukaku20 should climb a wall of dicks
>>8293126 in all actuallity i would prefer the seperate update for clop (so long as there is a implied clop where you post it) and we have to wait till tuesday!!!!! why!!! will it at least be very early in the moring us central time....

14 hours later 8298757 evets
>>8298655 Actually it was a reference to my last fic Luna and Anon save Sweetie bell from a nightmare. .... but still thanks for reading!

14 hours later 8298761 Shukaku20 should climb a wall of dicks
>>8298527 >>8298589 no he needs to write more the skys the limit he said the waiting time on the update would not be as long as last time!!!!!

14 hours later 8298999 Anonymous
Hey I just finished the prologue to a story and was wondering if I'm clear to dump?

14 hours later 8299048 Anonymous
>>8298999 With trips like that? Sure, go ahead.

14 hours later 8299123 Anonymous
>You are the great Anonymous >Or you were >Now... well now you are nothing >Nothing but another toy for the sadistic guards of this prison to play with >You were had always been so full of life, with an insatiable love for nature >but behind these walls, in your cell of hardstone and metal bars, the only nature and life to be found are within your memories and even those are blurred if not completely forgotten >You remember the days you spent protesting, the love that was shared, the peace that was longed for, and how the government destroy all you had hoped for on that one horrible day >Your train of thought is lost as you heard the door to your hallway of cells creak open and the rhytmic sound of footsteps coming towards your cell >you knew they were coming to you as you were the only one left on this block >The rest had either been killed for fun or died due to testing >You think back to all the prisoners you had neighbored with in the past 3 years, the silent alliances you made between them were all that had kept you sane >Lost inthought, you do not notice the 2 guards and warden standing outside your cell >The scientist seems to study youfor a moment >"Alright he looks well enough, bring him to the testing chamber after hes been cleaned up." >"On your feet prisoner." Guard 1 orders >You try to stand up but, due to a large amount of blood loss from your daily beatings by the guards, you fall over

14 hours later 8299162 Anonymous
>>8299123 >"Oi he said get up!" Guard 2 roars, throwing open your cell door and giving you a harsh kick to the chest >The warden watches the scene with an annoyed look >"Stop you fool! He may be testable as is but anymore of that and he will be completely useless. If that happens I'll be using YOU two instead of him!" >The guards stumble to apologize >"S-sorry sir!" >"Wont happen again sir!" >"good, I'd hate to have to find new guards so soon after the last incident," The warden says, "Now I'm going togo prepare the lab I want the prisoner there in no less than 15 minutes." >Not waiting for the guards to reply, the warden walks back out of the hallway, closing the door behind him >The two guards pick you hope by the shoulders and proceed to drag/walk you to the showers >"Come on you piece of shit, making US look bad infront of the boss who the fuck do you think you are?" Guard 2 grumbles angrily >"You better hope whatever this test he has planned kills you, cause if it doesn't WE will," Guard 1 whispers into your ear -mumble- >"What did you say?" Fuck you >The looks on their faces told you that if they hadn't been ordered to lay off you for now, they would have beaten you to death right there >Draging you the last few feet to the showers, the guard 1 throws you to the floor and spits on you >"get cleaned up, and be quick about!" He commands >getting undressed you look over all the scars and wounds you been graced with over your course of time here

14 hours later 8299216 Anonymous
>>8299162 >As you turn on and step under the shower, you think back to before that horrible day, you think of how you skin, your body seemed perfect in contrast to now >You shake the thoughts out of your head, deeming them ridculous >Turning off the shower you redress and head back to the guards >Taking positions infront of and behing you, they march you out of the corridor and down the hallways to the afformentioned testing chamber >Your walkis labourous due to your wounds but you know that if you slow it will only lead to a push tothe ground and perhaps a kick to the ribs >During your walk all you can think of is what will happen >You wonder if it would hurt, if it would infact kill you >You think of all you had wanted to do that you never would be able to >Get married, have some kids, be the president, have a threesome... >Sure some were more likely than other but you'd never get the chance to try any of them now >Suddenly your short trip comes to an end as the guards shove you into a door labeled 'Test Chamber B' >You are led to a chair in the center of the room where you sit down quickly, releiving your light headedness >The guards promptly strap you into the chair and stand at attention on either side of you >You notice the warden in a corner fiddling with some nobs and lever >"You two can return to your watches now." He orders to the two guards >The guards move quickly and with out hesitation, their fear of whatever the warden had planned evident

14 hours later 8299264 Anonymous
>>8299216 >The warnden pulls on a lever, bringing down a large machine that encircled your head >"Alright, then," The warden says, "Today I will be testing this machine that I like to call a 'Brain Modifier' on you, in theory it should increase your senses tenfold of done correctly!" Why are you telling me this? >The warden shrugs, "I always like to give a brief explanation of my tests to my subjects." >"Anyways, I believe it is time we started!" The warden says excitedly, pushing some buttons on a panel >The machine around your head begins to spin faster and faster a few lights blinking whenever they passed your face >Then you felt it >A strange pulling sensation on your head >The feeling got strong and stronger, to the point where it fell like your entire body was being pulled through a hole no bigger than the point of a needle >You screamed out in pain but your voice was lost in the incredibly sound of the machine >Suddenly the feeling was gone >As were the flashing lights, the noise... and the chair? >You look around in confusion ...what the hell? >You marveled at the site before you >It looked to be some sort of throne room befit for a any queen or king >Then you noticed it >Sitting in a throne at the head of the room was a large horse though it look like no horse you hard seen before >It looked at you with a gaze of confusion and disgust >You take a step back out of confusion only to find yourself surround by armored horses with spears

14 hours later 8299313 Anonymous
>>8299264 >"What are you creature and why have you come here?" Asks the large horse angrily >wait did that horse just talk?? >Does not compute The fu- >And that's all you manage to say before finally collapsing And that's the end of the prologue. Thoughts and criticism are appreciated.

14 hours later 8299325 Anonymous
What was the name of the anon who wrote that story yesterday in the FR/AiE mash up about gooey fluttershy?

14 hours later 8299337 Anonymous
>>8299313 Forgot the pastebin http://pastebin.com/WyHsZX7v

14 hours later 8299342 Anonymous
>>8299325 >name >anon Does not compute.

14 hours later 8299373 Anonymous
>>8299342 he was a namefag. I don't know why i typed that up.

14 hours later 8299376 Anonymous
>>8299337 >http://pastebin.com/WyHsZX7v This is missing the first post and half of the second, in case you didn't already notice.

14 hours later 8299388 TheAlcoholicAnon
>>8299325 Nether http://pastebin.com/0TitcsA1

14 hours later 8299393 Anonymous (Lyra's True Forrm.gif 200x189 69kB)
>>8299313 I like it because I like the potential for Anon to have simply lost his god damn mind, and still be in prison for whatever reason

14 hours later 8299412 Anonymous
>>8299388 >http://pastebin.com/0TitcsA1 muh dick, thanks anon.

14 hours later 8299416 Anonymous
>>8299376 Thanks man, much appreciated.

14 hours later 8299482 Shukaku20 should climb a wall of dicks
reminder that to act a god turned out to be a worthless pile of crap no t worth even i minute out of thte 6 hours it took to read

14 hours later 8299566 Sexual Soldier Sexual Update (1357786859546.jpg 297x200 15kB)
Hey guys. Update or some shit. 1. Been sick for the past week, have not been writing any. Don't expect anything this weekend. 2. For those who've read my stuff: http://pastebin.com/u/sexualsoldier What can I do to improve my writing and storytelling, and what would you like to see in the story?

14 hours later 8299619 vexershade
>>8293126 I love your gloomie story keep writing you glorious bastard

14 hours later 8299770 Equitech (IMG00059-20130215-1831.jpg 2048x1536 301kB)
I got back from my errands and it's a long weekend so JUST LOOK AT THE TIME . >>8296574 >troo kvlt sex Lost it, that pic and and I love CYOA's death metal Rarity story as well. Fuck yeah.

14 hours later 8299822 Anonymous
>>8299770 >sprite >almost empty ketchup bottle Disgusting

14 hours later 8299881 Anonymous
>>8299770 >Pistol in the fridge. Watch his sharp edges guys, might get hurt.

14 hours later 8299897 Equitech
>>8299881 >not having a gun in the fridge Do you even /k/

14 hours later 8299912 Anonymous (Applebloom is Bloom.png 421x440 182kB)
>>8299881 >Not keeping your clips in the fridge

14 hours later 8299940 Lunaguy
Parkin' halfway in the thread.

14 hours later 8299945 Anonymous
>>8299912 >clips >clips

14 hours later 8299971 Anonymous
>>8299897 You know what will happen, right? Tonight you will get drunk. You'll stumble to the fridge for a beer, but in your stupor your hand will find the grip of that pistol and your index finger the trigger. You'll blow a hole in your fridge and possibly get mayo or mustard everywhere. Hopefully that thing is unloaded.

14 hours later 8299983 Anonymous
>>8299897 >>8299912 Honestly though, if I had the dosh. I would be that guy who has a gun or two hidden somewhere in every room of the house.

14 hours later 8300032 Anonymous (LODS OF EMONE.jpg 450x429 158kB)
>>8299983 >dosh >guns This is Equitech IRL, right? It all adds up now.

14 hours later 8300040 Anonymous (scooys face whem.png 250x244 87kB)
>>8299945 >He doesn't keep his clips in the fridge either

14 hours later 8300062 Anonymous (MAGIC.png 962x962 217kB)
>>8293126 I just caught up to reading chapter 4 last night. One question, she didn't even mention Anon not being a pony, or an equine of any sort. Is interspecies so accepted in this Equestria it's not important, or what? Because even if it's not a problem to the public, I can still see parents taking a LOT more effort to get them to warm up to someone outside their little girl's species, even if they can still have children.

14 hours later 8300083 Anonymous
>>8299971 What good is an unloaded gun? May as well go for the butter knives.

14 hours later 8300150 Equitech
Aight let's get back to stories pls guises >>8299983 You just need to spend less on other things, like I do. I drive the same old car, I haven't bought clothes in four or five years, my shoes are composed of more holes than they are of shoe and my fridge is empty save for condiments and that case of hard cider that was on sale. >but so many guns >it's glorious >>8300032 If you see guns and ponies, there's a good chance it's my stuff IRL. >>8300083 Yeah, that guy's an idiot. Even blacked out dunk, I have trigger discipline on powertools, bananas, hair driers, my dick, etc.

14 hours later 8300152 vexershade (1360905685942.jpg 764x764 149kB)
>>8300032 Prepare thy anus for master pic

14 hours later 8300184 Anonymous
>>8300152 Lodesafast

14 hours later 8300213 Anonymous (sickened but curious.jpg 500x374 47kB)
>>8300150 >trigger discipline on... my dick

15 hours later 8300228 Anonymous
>>8300150 >trigger discipline >on your dick Man I treat my dick like hajjis treat their AKs.

15 hours later 8300258 TheAlcoholicAnon (Hi there.jpg 1280x960 136kB)
>>8299770 >>8299881 >>8299897 >>8299912 >>8300032 >>8300040

15 hours later 8300277 vexershade
>>8300228 Never used and droped once?

15 hours later 8300284 Anonymous
>>8300258 I was >>8299881 . Sorry I caused this derailment.

15 hours later 8300309 Anonymous
got an idea ever sense twilight became an alicorn, anon and dash have been fucking with her. leaveing pictures to giver her wing boners, putting her in situations where its impossible for her not to get them.... all is fun and games till twilight uses here princess status to set up a harem with dash and anon as the first two inducted...

15 hours later 8300316 Equitech (IMG00061-20130215-1855.jpg 2048x1536 203kB)
>mfw trigger discipline on drink Okay this is getting silly.

15 hours later 8300359 Anonymous
>>8300316 >That monitor. How's life in 1758?

15 hours later 8300370 Anonymous
>>8299770 >>8299881 >>8299897 >>8299945 >>8299971 >>8299983 >>8300040 >>8300083 >>8300150 >>8300213 >>8300228 >>8300258 >>8300277 >>8300284 >>8300316 >>>/k/

15 hours later 8300408 Anonymous (Fort Luna.jpg 702x1128 220kB)
>>8300370

15 hours later 8300445 Anonymous
>>8300359 Pretty fucking cool with a time machine I'd assume.

15 hours later 8300584 TheAlcoholicAnon (4258734765.png 409x343 112kB)
>>8300370

15 hours later 8300707 Anonymous
>>8299313 Pretty neat outset that could go whichever way from here. I'm interested in seeing more of this.

15 hours later 8300939 Anonymous
>>8300707 Glad to hear, I've already got a good idea for how the next part will go so expect it soon.

15 hours later 8301046 Anonymous (4chan_K_target.png 626x626 41kB)
>>8299881 >Pistol in the fridge. It's a Glock. You have to keep them refrigerated or the plastic frame will melt. trollface.jpg

15 hours later 8301124 Equitech
>>8301046 I've seen that before, but for some reason I laughed at "thinking about Hotaru" and continued laughing when "doesn't know difference between clip and magazine". I am writing more anonymou/x/ in equestria, might update by tonight.

15 hours later 8301132 Factioneer (sippy.jpg 894x894 69kB)
T4M update finished. Proofreading now, posting soooon. Expect more cute fillies, including pic related.

15 hours later 8301246 Anonymous (1336429870287.jpg 164x161 7kB)
>>8300939 Good to know. So anon is a speaker... High charisma, +80 in speech and a general well spoken fellow or a manipulative bastard?

15 hours later 8301266 Anonymous
>>8301132 I'm not familiar with this story. Does it involve big willies in small fillies?

15 hours later 8301323 Anonymous
>>8299770 Kieth's is a pretty pleb-tier brew

15 hours later 8301429 Equitech
>>8301323 It was cheap and I love how it tastes. I don't give a single fuck about how it makes me look, to be honest. I tried like six or seven brands of cider and they didn't taste as good, so why bother with trying to keep up a pretentious image or something?

15 hours later 8301486 Anonymous
>>8301246 Well he's a leader of sorts. But yes I suppose you could say he knows how to get his way. All will be revealed next part.

15 hours later 8301488 Anonymous (1360426759800.png 537x293 238kB)
>>8301323 >caring about the quality of alchoholic beverages Nigger, the goal is drunk, not buzzed and "Mmm, that sure was a delicious beverage!"

15 hours later 8301544 Factioneer
>>8301266 It categorically does not.

15 hours later 8301614 IntoTheVoid -Anon’s POV- (22447__safe_rarity_animated_hat_sweet-and-elite_giant-hat.gif 390x394 2049kB)
>>8299770 You have the same fridge as me. >>8301488 >Not enjoying your drinks and just trying to get intoxicated. What are you, some wannabe frat pledgy? - - - About 30+ hours overdue for begining to update something's not too late, right? Continuing from Line 162 at http://pastebin.com/fUhQcQDF >Through the telescope you see that you’ve actually made Vinyl vomit on her soundboard amidst tap-dancing and giggle fits, sending it into a shower of sparks. >You set the doll down and begin to chuckle as Vinyl tries to franticly wipe the grass and bile from it, only appearing to succeed in shocking herself a few times. >Looks like the music industry will survive another day. >Unfortunately, Scootaloo can’t control her laughter. Her rampant giggling has begun to draw a few stares from passing ponies. “Scoot’s, calm the fuck down.” >”Hehe, okay… I’m fine… I’m…” >She burst back into laughter. >You place your hand on her mouth to hopefully quiet her down. >It works for the most part, but she’s still laughing under the muffling of your palm. >You open the case and pool the Vinyl back in, then begin to rummage for another. >One catches your eye. >A pristine white unicorn, with a very squiggly tail. >You look through the telescope, seeing if you can spot Rarity anywhere. >You search high and low through the spyglass, but are unable to see her anywhere from your view point. >Damn, she must be- >Something catches your eye. >By the lower district’s park something shambles along. >It almost looks like a walking heap of clothes. >Or… >A gigantic hat. Writing as I go, feel free to interrupt.

16 hours later 8301854 Wuten Narrations tonight, request time! (microphone.png 535x423 26kB)
Narration request time for tonight. Livestream starts same time as always, will post a link here when narrations start, same routine, blah blah, you know the fucking drill. Scheduled narrations for tonight: Anone Moose's spoof of "This is Halloween" Milking the Milkmare - Chapter 4 (maybe 5 too, if there's time) My 600th-thread gift, requested by Equitech earlier this week Other than that, have at it, folks. I want to see requests!

16 hours later 8301920 Factioneer T4M 3: Dream a Little Dream
>The sun hangs low in the sky by the time you reach the edge of Sweet Apple Acres. >As far as you can see, the rolling grassy hills are thick with apple trees all covered in ripening fruit. >There’s no sign of any ponies around, apart from the three fillies at your side. >It’s a relief, but still, worries circle your mind like a hungry wolfpack around their prey. >Apple Bloom’s family run this farm, apparently – this is their property, their home. >And if they find you here… so much for your newfound freedom. >Back to a life of being studied, watched, confined. >You don’t remember enough to know exactly why that scares you so much, and focusing on what memories you do have plastic trays of mushy food strangers’ uncaring hands probing this, flexing that, changing your pyjamas, cleaning you, putting pills and needles into your body, peering at the displays of the machines surrounding you a smell of urine a scream a screeching of metal on metal darkness pain >is like picking at a scab with the wound raw and festering beneath. >You don’t need to know why, though: all you need to know is that you’re going to stay free. >You can take care of yourself now. >‘You okay, Annie?’ >Sweetie Belle’s voice shakes you from your thoughts. >The white unicorn is looking up at you with concern in her eyes; you’re breathing heavily, and your fists have been clenched so tight that you leave painful red nail-marks in your palms when you relax them. ‘…yeah. Yeah, sure I’m okay.’ >You blink your eyes; they feel dry and strange.

16 hours later 8301936 Factioneer
>>8301920 >A ways ahead of you, Scootaloo and Apple Bloom are arguing heatedly about whether Rainbow Dash or Applejack would be the best pony to take on the Predator in single combat. >You may be partially responsible for getting them started down that road. >What else were you s’posed to do, let them think they’d impressed you with their stories of some lame-o half-lion-half-scorpion-half-bat thing? >That’s three halves, it doesn’t even make sense. >You paid attention in math class; who did these fillies think they were fooling? >‘Dash is way too fast for it to even hit her. She’d run rings around that thing.’ >‘Nuh uh! Annie said it has, like, super senses heightened by SCIENCE. Ah bet it’d see Dash comin’ a mile off an’ blow her outta the sky with its GUMS.’ >‘…they’re called guns, you dork. And no it wouldn’t.’ >‘Annie said “gums”.’ >‘Guns.’ >‘Gums.’ >‘Annie, tell Apple Bloom that the Predator doesn’t shoot stuff with “gums”.’ ‘To be precise,’ you say with an air of authority, ‘you’re both wrong. The Predator has a -plasma caster-, but that’s not ‘xactly a gun, even though it shoots stuff. It’s the -humans- in the movie who use guns.’ >Not for nothing had you spent years creeping into your brother’s room late at night to snuggle up in his blankets and watch action movies with him. >’See?’ Scootaloo crows as she rounds back on Apple Bloom. ‘Guns. Not gums.’ >‘FINE. Then Ah bet it’d blow Dash outta the sky with its PLASMA CASTLE. Now’re ya happy?’ >‘Pffft…’ >The two fillies continue their argument, and you and Sweetie Belle walk side by side in silence, sharing a smile of amusement at your friends.

16 hours later 8301959 Factioneer
>>8301936 >She speaks up after a moment in a quiet voice, guessing at the reasons for your earlier distress. >‘You really don’t need to worry, Annie. Nop0ny would hurt you, even if you -did- get found out. It’s just, it’ll be more fun if we keep you a secret, so for now-’ ‘Forget it,’ you say roughly. >Sweetie looks a little taken aback. ‘I don’t even wanna talk about it, okay? I’m fine with staying hidden. MORE than fine.’ >‘…okay. I just don’t want you to be scared.’ ‘I’m not scared,’ you say reflexively. ‘I’m -not-.’ >‘…or lonely.’ >You give a snort of disapproval as you turn to look at her incredulously. ‘Lonely? Why would I be lonely?’ >‘I would be,’ she says softly. ‘If I woke up somewhere strange, away from my family and friends.’ >She walks closer to you, her flank brushing lightly against your leg as she looks up earnestly at you. >You stop walking, looking down at her, preparing an angry retort – you don’t even know why you’re angry, or why a sob is threatening to choke out any words you might say. >You open your mouth but nothing comes out, and for a moment you just look down at the white filly in silence. >She’s looking up at you with those big green eyes, her gaze full of sympathy and concern. >The anger fades away, and you lay a hand on her head. >You’re calm. >The pink and purple curls of her mane are soft to the touch, like cotton wool. ‘…I can look after myself, okay? And I’m sure I’ll get back to them soon.’ >‘…yeah…’ >Sweetie Belle looks away, and you cast your own gaze back to the vista in front of you. >The orchards look lovely with the sun going down over them, the trees casting long slanting shadows in the rose-tinted light. >The sky is a dark, hazy blue, with not a cloud in sight. >As you watch, a brilliant rainbow arcs from the horizon and splits the azure sky like a seamstress’s scissors through a virgin piece of fabric.

16 hours later 8301961 Anonymous
>>8301854 http://pastebin.com/wnMfEZ91 Only the first four stories.

16 hours later 8301964 Equitech
>>8301854 Oh my fuck! Wuten fuck yeah MOTHERFUCKING FRIDAYYY NIIIIIIIIIIGHT! http://pastebin.com/szkdJ7LQ I am currently getting shitfaced feeling dat DRUNK right now so please ignore my request if you don't feel like shitting up your stream with my drunken stink.

16 hours later 8301976 Factioneer
>>8301959 >Wait. >A rainbow? >In a clear sky with no rain anywhere in sight? ‘uhh… Sweetie?’ >You point to the rainbow tracery even as it changes course and begins tacking across the sky in a zig-zag pattern. >‘Oh, no! Quick, Annie! Hide!’ >Scootaloo and Apple Bloom, obviously having seen the same thing, race back towards you. >You find yourself tugged under the limbs of a particularly thick and bushy apple tree. >The leafy branches hang low to the ground, and it’s not too difficult to grab hold of one and swing yourself up onto it, encouraged by the urging of the three fillies. >Perching there with your back against the rough trunk, you’ll be pretty well hidden from anyone outside the tree’s canopy. >‘That’s Rainbow Dash, prob’ly out lookin’ for us,’ Apple Bloom hisses. ‘Ya’d better stay here.’ ‘Rainbow Dash? The one who’d get blasted out of the sky by the Predator’s plasma caster?’ >‘That’s the one,’ Apple Bloom grins, even as she’s cut off by Scootaloo’s angry ‘NOPE’. >‘Girls, we gotta go, the further away we are from Annie when Dash finds us, the better,’ Sweetie Belle urges. >They nod seriously, and turn to go. >‘Just stay here Annie,’ Sweetie Belle says. ‘One of us will come get you as soon as we can. Promise.’ ‘Yeah… yeah, fine,’ you say, shaking your head to clear it of the doubts that are forming. ‘Go on then, get going.’ >The three fillies canter off, Sweetie Belle casting a quick look of concern over her shoulder at you before passing out of sight beyond the tree’s thick foliage. >And then you’re alone, with nothing to do but watch the light slowly fade and listen to the breeze murmur softly in the leaves of the trees around you. >Time slips by, and you find yourself getting drowsy – no surprise, after a full day of traipsing barefoot around a forest in the hot sun, crusading for cutie marks.

16 hours later 8301987 Shukaku20 should climb a wall of dicks
>>8300408 Mui suides

16 hours later 8301996 Factioneer
>>8301976 >The immediate danger of being spotted seems to be gone, especially since it’s dark now, so you feel all right about hopping down from your branch and lying down in the thick grass at the base of the tree. >The evening is mild, but still you repress a slight shiver as you think of the wide open space all around you, the darkness, and the danger of being caught. >And then again, maybe being found by grown-up ponies is the least of your worries. >What sort of animals might come out after dark around here to prowl around in search of something tasty? >Wolves? >Bears? >Those mantie core things that Apple Bloom and Scootaloo tried to scare you with stories of? >You hug yourself tight and curl up against the trunk of the tree, pushing those thoughts out of your head. >Now’s not the time to be chicken. >You told Sweetie Belle you could take care of yourself, and you meant it. >Trying hard not to think about teeth and claws and scorpion tails in the darkness, you slowly drift off into a fitful sleep. >Your dreams are monochrome and strange, like grainy old films. >There are brief glimpses that you recognise as memories – places where you used to walk, places where you played, places where you waited for a train or a doctor’s appointment. >Friends and rivals from the schoolyard, your parents, your grandparents, your brother – all of them muted and distorted in your dreams, phantom voices from long-distance phone calls. >After an indeterminate time drifting between these fuzzy scenes, you find yourself looking down on a girl lying in a bed.

16 hours later 8302012 Factioneer
>>8301996 >She’s familiar, but strange: you almost think you know her, with her long blonde hair and her little turned-up nose that her daddy used to boop with a finger and call her his little piglet when she was greedy… >But no, you don’t know this girl, so pale and thin, her face covered in wound dressings, her eyes sunken and dull as she stares unseeing up at the ceiling. >You don’t know her, and you don’t like her. >This place is gloomy and lonely, and something about it it sets your nerves on edge. >Just being here with this strange girl is like the feeling of someone dragging their nails down a chalkboard. >You don’t want to be here, watching her like this. >You know it’s a dream. >Any minute you’ll wake up and be comfy in your bed at home with your stuffed animals and the sunlight coming through the window and the smell of pancakes from downstairs. >It should be easy. Just… wake up. >WAKE UP. >… >Wake up… >Nothing changes. >Still the same grim room, the same bed, the same creepy girl lying there. >You can’t move, you can’t wake up; all you can do is watch this static scene as the undefinable horror of it slowly creeps spider-like across your skin. >It’s torture, and the worst part is not knowing how long it might go on. >You have to wake up eventually, don’t you? >… >‘Greetings.’ >The voice is clear and loud, seeming to come from everywhere at once. >It’s formal and somewhat stern, not friendly, but something about it sets you at ease. >Or, no, it’s not exactly that: the voice itself isn’t reassuring, but somehow the speaker has broken the spell that had you trapped. >With relief you turn away from the unsettling scene in front of you and begin scanning your shadowy surroundings for the source of the voice. ‘…hello?’ >A shape approaches through the gloom.

16 hours later 8302033 Factioneer
>>8302012 >A horse – or a pony, like your new friends. >Much larger than them, though, standing taller than you at the shoulder. >Feathery wings flare out from the silhouette as it approaches, their span dwarfing you, and a soft milky luminescence seems to cascade around its face like a ghostly halo. >Your instinct is to shrink away, but you fight the rising panic and stand tall: at least you can put on a brave face. >As the figure comes closer you can make out dark blue colouring on her coat, and a single horn standing up from her forehead like Sweetie Belle’s. >The source of the soft, ghostly light you noticed from further away is her midnight mane, flowing and shimmering faintly with a thousand shifting stars >You take a hasty step backwards before you remember that you’re supposed to be standing tall, and scowl in frustration at your slip. >‘Thou art a strange one,’ she says, looking you over with pale green eyes that seem to weigh and measure everything about you. >You stick your tongue out in defiance. ‘Who’re you calling strange? You’re a flying HORSE and your mane looks like the lava lamp that my mom made my dad sell at the garage sale last year ‘cos she said it was too embarrassing to have in the house.’ >She blinks at you and cocks her head as you glare fiercely at her, projecting all the ‘I’m-not-scared’ you can muster into your stare. >‘A child…?’ she murmurs, as if to herself, before raising a hoof to her forehead in a gesture of self-reproach. ‘Scared half to death. Clumsy, Luna… a fresh start is probably best.’ ‘What are-?’ >You stop, halfway through your sentence. Suddenly you can’t remember what you were going to say, or why. >You’re facing a little filly, just like the three you met earlier today.

16 hours later 8302064 Factioneer
>>8302033 >Well, not quite. She has a horn -and- wings, and she has her cutie mark already – a crescent moon in a dark cloud. >And her mane’s all weird and glowy. ‘…who are you?’ she asks in a hushed voice. >She looks a little nervous. ‘Call me Annie,’ you say after a moment’s thought. ‘What about you?’ >She looks down at her hooves for a moment before glancing up with a slight smile. ‘You can call me Woona. My sister always did.’ >You nod – it makes as much sense as your own name. ‘Are you friends with Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo? Did they send you to get me?’ >Something about the question seems odd as you ask it – where are you? Could they really have sent someone here? - but the concerns slip away leaving you with nothing to clutch at. >She blinks at you, looking thoughtful for a long moment. >‘Well… not exactly,’ she says in the same quiet, refined voice as before. ‘They… do not know I’m here. Nop0ny does. But I am a friend…’ >You nod, seeing no reason to doubt her. >She’s looking around at the shadowy hospital room with wide eyes. >‘Your dreams are very strange.’ ‘Dreams…? Oh. Oh, yeah, I’m dreaming. I remember.’ >‘Is that…?’ >She walks over to the bed behind you, her hooves echoing on the linoleum floor. >You half turn to keep watching her, but keep your gaze averted from the bed itself. >She looks between you and the girl in the bed, and a shadow passes over her face before she swallows and composes her features. >‘…I’m sorry.’

16 hours later 8302083 Factioneer
>>8302064 ‘Sorry? For what?’ >She shakes her head briskly, trotting back over to your side. >‘Annie, what are you?’ ‘A human,’ you say proudly. ‘NOT an alien.’ >Her mouth quirks into a half smile. ‘How did you come to Equestria? Do you know?’ >You just shake your head in answer. ‘You… you won’t tell anyone I’m here, right? You’ll ruin everything if you tell anyone.’ >She looks uncertain, and you reach out to grab her by the shoulders, fixing her with an earnest stare. ‘Woona. Please. You -can’t- tell anyone.’ >She nods slowly. >‘I might… I might tell my sister. I’m uncertain. But, Annie, even if I do, she’s a friend. Like me. You don’t need to be scared.’ ‘You promise? You promise she won’t tell other ponies, that they won’t trap me and do tests on me? You promise… you promise I won’t have to come back -here-?’ >You feel a surging horror in your breast as you spit that last bit out, not even sure what you really mean by it. >She looks searchingly into your eyes for a moment before answering. >You’re breathing heavily, emotion getting the best of you again. >‘…I promise thee.’ >The words are like a balm, and you start to calm down immediately. ‘…“thee”?’ >‘…you. I promise you. But for now, Annie… you should wake up. And do not wander in such dark places, in future dreams.’ ‘Wake up. Yeah. But… I don’t know… how… to…’ >The words start to come slower, slurring into incoherent noises. >A hoof is gently shaking your shoulder, even as Woona begins to fade away from view. >‘Annie! Wake up, Annie!’ >Only the gentle look in her eyes stays with you as the wave of sleep dreamily breaks, leaving you soaked and floundering on the shores of wakefulness.

16 hours later 8302095 Factioneer
>>8302083 >You blink and mumble blearily as Apple Bloom shakes you insistently. >‘Wake -up-, consarnit! ‘re all aliens such lazybones, or what? We don’t have that much time!’ ‘I’m awake. I’m awake, gedoffme already!’ >You roll over and stretch out, climbing drowsily to your feet. ‘What time is it?’ >‘Ah dunno. Ah snuck out soon as Ah could after dinner. Everyp0ny was pretty mad at me for stayin’ out so late though, so it took a while ‘fore I could get any time to maself. Ya been doin’ okay here?’ ‘Yeah. Yeah, I think so… just… I had the weirdest dream.’ >You frown as you cast your mind back, trying to remember the details. >Apple Bloom hops impatiently in place, her floppy bow bouncing on her head. >‘Don’t space out, Annie! Ah’m sorry, but we got no time. Ah just gotta get ya settled into the clubhouse and get back ta bed ‘fore ma family miss me, or Ah’m in such a mess o’ trouble. Follow me!’ >She starts off at a canter and you follow as fast as you can, racing across the soft springy grass. >It’s a clear night, and a fat moon beams softly down. >The night sky with its uncountable millions of stars seems more beautiful than ever before, tonight – and somehow comforting. >The image comes to your mind of a lovingly embroidered blanket, drawn with care over the world as it sleeps. >You find yourself enjoying the moonlight run, making futile attempts to race Apple Bloom to… wherever it is she’s taking you. >Before long you’re exhausted and gasping for breath, but happy, laughing uncontrollably from your unsuccessful efforts to grab hold of Apple Bloom’s tail and slow her down enough to get ahead of her. >She seems torn between trying to shush you and getting carried away with her own giggling fit. ‘Darn it Annie, keep it down! Ya don’t even know where we’re… heh… ehehe… oh! We’re here!’

16 hours later 8302110 Factioneer
>>8302095 >She skids to a halt and you tumble over yourself, going head over heels before landing in a giggling heap on the grass. >You find yourself looking up at a tree house. >It seems to have been made with considerable love and care, and a welcoming light shines from its windows. >‘Welcome ta the Cutie Mark Crusader clubhouse!’ Apple Bloom says with a clear note of pride in her voice, pointing a hoof at the construction. ‘This is where you’ll be stayin. Ah’ve done it up the best Ah could for ya in the time Ah had. Let me give ya the express tour!’ >You follow the yellow filly up the ramp, and she holds the door open for you with a big expectant grin.

16 hours later 8302127 Factioneer
>>8302110 >You enter and quickly take in the speaker’s podium, the wall charts, the… living room suite? The balcony with French doors? The stairs to a second floor? >… there’s no way this treehouse was big enough to hold all this stuff when you were just looking at it from the outside. ‘uh…’ >You don’t have time to formulate a question before Apple Bloom starts whisking you around the place showing off its various features. >Ten head-spinning minutes later, you’re settling down upstairs in a huge pile of cushions and blankets with a mug of hot cocoa as Apple Bloom looks on happily. >‘Comfy?’ ‘Uh huh!’ >‘Great! Ah’ll bring some breakfast bah tomorra mornin’ before school. If ya get hungry in the day, there should still be plenty o’ food in the Ark of the Coffin-Ant, raht?’ ‘Right,’ you nod, but your face falls a little. ‘It, err… it’s a school day tomorrow?’ >‘Yeah… sorry, Annie. But Ah’ll get the girls over here right away after school and we can get in some quality crusadin’ time!’ ‘Yeah, okay…’ you smile through your disappointment: of course, you should have known they’d have school to keep them busy. >‘Just… stay in here outta sight until we get back, okay? Nop0ny’ll come up here, but if you leave then mah sister or somep0ny could eas’ly spot ya. There’s books an’ stuff, so ya shouldn’t get -too- bored.’ >She frowns. >‘We’ll try ta work out somethin’ better tomorrow, okay?’ ‘Yeah. Yeah, that’s fine. You’d better get outta here before you get in trouble again, right? G’night, Apple Bloom.’ ‘Night, Annie!’ >You sit by the window and watch as she trots off through the orchard, back towards her home. >Home… >Well, maybe you still don’t quite know what that word means to you. >But you have a mug of hot cocoa and a ton of blankets and cushions to get comfy in, so for the meantime this will do.

16 hours later 8302142 Anonymous
>>8301854 http://pastebin.com/chLRMJ9k

16 hours later 8302150 Factioneer
>>8301920 >>8301936 >>8301959 >>8301976 >>8301996 >>8302012 >>8302033 >>8302064 >>8302083 >>8302095 >>8302110 >>8302127 fin. http://pastebin.com/u/Factioneer

16 hours later 8302188 Equitech (1354726751105.jpg 720x720 61kB)
>>8302150 I'll read and review when I'm not drunk. >mfw blasting metal and chugging down cider while writing more anonymou/x/ in equestria

16 hours later 8302302 Brew (IMG_3525.jpg 2100x1575 983kB)
>>8300316 >dat monitor >dem speakers Dude, where's your time machine? Quit holding out! >dat shit in your hand That's not Kraken... Also >not putting a shotgun in your fridge Get on my fucking level. :3

16 hours later 8302327 Factioneer
>>8302188 Cheers, lookin forward to it.

16 hours later 8302393 Anonymous
>>8301854 http://pastebin.com/eQ793UrQ

16 hours later 8302489 IntoTheVoid
>>8301614 >Spying on her for a minute, you make note of where she’s heading. >At the moment she’s going eastward from the middle. >You can’t see it from your location, but if memory serves there should be a pond just a bit ahead. >You place the doll flat on it’s hooves and wait. >Letting go of scootaloo’s muzzle, you pass her the binoculars and point out where Rarity is. “Three…” “Two…” “One…” >You tip the doll… >And in she goes. -Raritie’s POV- >You’ve just finished a wondrous lunch of Dandelion and Tulip on hayseed toast, and a nice >Well, and some fries. >But every lady has their dirty desires. It’s only natural to give in once in a while. >You leave enough bits to cover the bill and leave, glancing at the clocktower as you do so. >It reads two hours and fourty-eight minutes. >You’re going to be cutting it close for your meeting with Hoity Toity, but if you cut through the park you could get there a little early. >Trotting along your way you notice ponies giving you looks, feeling quite upperclass and- >You mentally slap yourself for the thought, remembering what happened last time. >It’s only a few minutes later when you reach the park. >You may be in a slight hurry, but that doesn’t mean you won’t enjoy the walk through. >The clopping of ponies hooves as they walk about past you, the scent of the flowers and grass, the chirping of the birds, the sun on your coat… >It’s simply magnifique! You must come back after meeting Hoity. >As you near a pond, you suddenly feel as if you’re hooves tapped against something. >How odd. >You shrug it off. Likely just you getting a little nervous. >Continuing along the bank, you hear someone begin to count down. >”Three… two… one…” >Huh, you wonder what that could- “Eep!”

16 hours later 8302646 Equitech (IMG00063-20130215-2018.jpg 2048x1536 301kB)
>>8302302 >time machine I call my time machine "being a cheap fuck". It's a really awesome time machine, it never breaks down! >not kraken Not enough monis >shotgun in fridge so lewd

16 hours later 8302677 Anonymous
>>8302646 I came

16 hours later 8302703 Smashed
>>8302646 Can I live in your fridge? I'll write another Big Mac clop sometime if I can.

16 hours later 8302773 Alpha
>>8302646 What's with the combat shotgun in the fridge. Also, what's on the top?

16 hours later 8302806 Anonymous
>>8302773 that's obviously a 9mm point-n-shooty fresh-n-fruity matic do you even >>/k/?

16 hours later 8302807 An Irish Nomad Cutie Mark Crusaders and the search for Anon's body: CH6
>You sit impatiently as Twilight scrutinises you with various magical tools, the evening dragging on painfully slowly. “I say Twilight, would you be a dear and hurry up already?” >”I can’t just hurry this up! This is important magical experimentation!” she exclaims, pointing towards a large machine with various dials and fluctuating needles adorned on it. ”I mean, look at the reading I’m getting! Almost 7!” “Seven what?” >”I don’t even know, but it must be important!” >Your moans of despair reverberate around the house, rousing Rarity from the gentle slumber she had fallen into. >”Huh, what? What is the matter?” she inquires sleepily. “Twilight isn’t hurting you now, is she?” “I wish she was, it might just break the monotony…” you grumble, before a spark of magic strikes your skull. “Ow! That rather hurt!” >”It was for the greater good. Now, just a few more readings, and…” Twilight says, tensing in anticipation. “There we go! According to the readings, which I’m pretending I can understand, you happen to be suffering from a really bad case of skeletonitis!” “Oh good, it must have taken several medical degrees to reach that conclusion! What’s next, you’re going to tell me the sky is blue!” >”But darling…” Rarity says, her face stony and serious. “The sky was always blue.” “MY LIFE IS A LIE!” you scream, leaning over the back of the chair in exaggerated dramatics. “CRUEL GOD, WHY DID THOU FORSAKE ME IN THS LAND OF TINY, ADORABLE HORSES?” >”Anonymous! Mind your language!” Rarity exclaims, trying in vain to suppress a giggle. “I will not stand for being slandered in such a way!” >”Both of you wise up, I actually have a serious topic to discuss!” Twilight chuckles, and you and Rarity share a final giggle. “Fine, fine… wait, serious topic? That’s rather foreboding.” >”Yes darling, it is. What problem has arisen, Twilight? Is Anon… going to die?”

16 hours later 8302825 Equitech
>>8302773 Was just a running joke in this thread man. Gun on top is an SBR Vz 58 in 5.56x45. >>8302703 as long as incest is involved, pls write. pls. You might be able to squeeze in next to the old subway bag but it depends

16 hours later 8302826 Alpha
>>8302806 Nope.

16 hours later 8302850 An Irish Nomad
>>8302807 >Twilight shakes her head as you glare at Rarity. “I’m having a sudden precognition… I can see… a certain white unicorn… with a tussled mane!” >”Oh Anon, I would highly recommend straying from that plan. I may be a lady but even ladies must defend their manes!” >”Anon. Rarity.” >The two of you reluctantly turn back to Twilight, whose face was the embodiment of seriousness. “Fine, I’m done messing around.” >”Good…” Twilight says, levitating over an impressively long scroll with a garbled trail of letters and numbers down it. “Here are the results of your mental analysis-“ “You gave me a psychiatric evaluation? How on earth did you do that?” >”My tools are very sensitive, and, um… magical?” “My point stands: I don’t have a brain for you to scan in the first place!” >”It’s magic, I don’t have to explain anything!” Twilight retorts, before shaking her head in frustration. ”Look, you’re suffering from a rather peculiar condition…” >Twilight’s statement banishes any humorous urges you had at that moment, and you lean forward in your seat. “I beg your pardon…?” >”According to this” she says, her hoof indicating to a particular point of interest on the scroll. “You’ve been having some serious dreams while you slumbered in my attic, Anon.” >”Pardon my interruption, but what does a dream-inclined mind have to do with mental discrepancies?” Rarity says, her voice laden with concern. >”Well Rarity, the problem…” Twilight says, before coughing. “Anon may be experiencing some slight… well, delusions.” “Delusions? I don’t quite follow you…” >”Let’s get to the root of this. Can you retell me the events leading to your body ending up in the Everfree?”

16 hours later 8302852 Anonymous
I require moar Manonymous.

16 hours later 8302868 Anonymous
>>8301046 I'm going to send you a bill for the space ship I'm going to have to build to find my sides in space.

16 hours later 8302884 An Irish Nomad Cutie Mark Crusaders and the search for Anon's body: CH6
>>8302850 “I died in my own world, ended up in Equestria… the north, I think. I assumed myself to be still alive, but soon the flesh fell from my body like a worn out jacket… I wandered here and there, over the centuries, and-“ >”See, there’s already a contradiction in your story.” Twilight says, a strange and sad smile twitching at the corner of her mouth. >”Twilight! Are you accusing Anon to be lying to us?” Rarity yells, her composure broken. >”Not at all Rarity, and if you’ll let me explain, I think we can get to the bottom of this mystery.” She exclaims with confidence. “I… I’ll trust you to be telling the truth, Twilight. What part of my story is flagging red?” >”It’s simple, obvious and yet I bet it’s never once occurred to your mind, has it?” “I’m not here to play Sherlock, Twilight.” >”Your bones!” she yells, rapping her hoof on your skull. “Ever stopped to smell the roses and admire your skeletal structure?” “Smelling is rather difficult since my nose made like a thief and disappeared off my face, but I understand what you’re saying. And no.” >”Well, if you had ever stopped to think things through…” she says, levitating your right arm up. “You’d see that the state of your body, or what’s left of it, simply can’t match up with your story! If you had been wandering Equestria for hundreds of years, then surely time and the climate would have weathered your bones!” “And… and they haven’t…” you muse, staring blankly at your raised arm. >”You’re right Twilight!” Rarity agrees, her eyes widening. “Even generously allowing for the cave to have preserved your bones, there’s no rhyme or reason to their perfect condition!” >”And you claim you came from the North, Anon. Can you tell me what town you came from up there?” “Uh, I think it was… Fillydelphia!” >Rarity gasps. “Fillydelphia is on the west coast!” >Twilight grins in victory. “Exactly.”

16 hours later 8302898 Anonymous
>>8300408 You HUGE faggot. I was going to post that.

16 hours later 8302934 An Irish Nomad Cutie Mark Crusaders and the search for Anon's body: CH6
>>8302884 “I… I don’t know what to say…” You struggle for words. “How… why has this happened? I had never thought my own memory would turn against me…” >Rarity comes over to you and embraces you awkwardly, and you reluctantly return the hug. >”I have a theory as to why that big ol’ empty skull of yours is acting haywire.” Twilight says. “And there’s a reason why I put emphasis on your dreams…” “You’re saying my dreams have imposed on my true memories?” you ask with a choked voice. >”Bingo.” “But… why would that have happened?” >”Don’t mistake me for a qualified psychiatrist, but I think your prolonged sleep in that box may have addled your memory.” “When my mother warned me about sleeping too much, I didn’t think a mental breakdown was part of the risk…” >”Don’t be silly! Aside from your memory, the rest of your faculties seem to be in perfectly working condition…” “Well, that’s one silver lining, at least. Say, if my body isn’t hundreds of years old… well, how long have I actually been here?” >”Judging from the very faint environmental exposure the medical thingy picked up on, I’d say… two years of being a skeleton, maybe?” “Two years… huh.” >”Are you alright, dear?” Rarity asks concernedly. “I’m fine… this is all just a bit much, you know?” >Twilight joins your side as well, offering a reassuring smile. “Don’t worry about this, Anonymous. I know just the pony to get in touch with… and I think she planned this moment in advance.” >You ponder her words for a moment, before its implications hit you.

16 hours later 8302983 Anonymous (crazy_celestia_by_hawk3raj-d5dwxxn.jpg 749x1066 103kB)
I require moar Manonymous.

16 hours later 8303023 An Irish Nomad Cutie Mark Crusaders and the search for Anon's body: CH6
>>8302934 “Planned in advance? What the fu… no, let’s not get riled up.” You take a moment to pause, claiming yourself down, before letting Twilight continue. “Please, continue.” >”does the name ‘Princess Celestia’ mean anything to you?” “She’s that one pony, damn it I should know this… oh yeah! The whole ‘raising the sun’ and stuff!” >”Yeah, ‘that’ Princess Celestia…” Twilight giggles. “Anyway, she was the one who originally sent me your skull.” “Of course…” >”She didn’t mention any unusual properties about it, but something didn’t seem quite right about it. That, and ponies rarely give skulls with sealed letters and strict instructions not to open it unless something weird happens unless weird things were bound to happen! Right…?” >”Er, of course darling.” Rarity says hesitantly, before clearing her throat. “Let’s not get caught up on ourselves, do you still have the note?’ It might prove useful to us.” >”Sure, let me just root around for it!” Twilight says enthusiastically, before turning to the bookshelf. “Just give me a minute to find it!” >While Twilight scours the dauntingly vast bookshelf for the key to your story, you and Rarity share a moment of quietness. “Well, I certainly never saw this coming…” you mutter. >”I don’t think Pinkie herself could have predicted this…” Rarity replies. “Well, at least a weight has been lifted off my non-existent chest. Any idea as to why the Princess would be embroiled in this tangible mess?” >”I wouldn’t really, no. I don’t think you should have a reason to be unnerved though. I’ve never met a pony who was more understanding than Celestia.” “Well, that’s good to hear straight from the horses… ok fine, I won’t make that joke!” >Rarity rolls her eyes in mock frustration, and you stifle a chuckle. “Say Twilight, how goes the search progress?”

16 hours later 8303077 An Irish Nomad Cutie Mark Crusaders and the search for Anon's body: CH6
>>8303023 >”Search progress…? Oh, I found the letter ages ago!” she exclaims, levitating a sealed brown envelope over to you. “I just took the moment to organise my bookshelf!” >If looks could kill, Twilight would have earned herself a one way ticket to the afterlife. >With a sigh, you fold the letter over, examining it for any lettering. >”Do you have x-ray vision Anonymous, or are you just admiring the envelope?” Rarity quips, much to chagrin. “I get the hint, I’ll open it…” >You grasp the tip of the envelope and pull, the brown paper tearing easily. “A note. Who would have thought… don’t answer that question.” >You unfold the note, and begin reading. What answers would this mysterious message entail to you? “To my most faithful student,” you read out, grabbing Twilight’s attention. “If you are reading this, then I can assume that Anonymous has awakened. I am entrusting you to provide the help he will no doubt require at this moment. He may come off as horrifying in presence, but I would like to think that you’ve put petty prejudice behind you. His body will be in the Everfree forest, but Anonymous is an unusual one. He’ll know where to find it, of that I can guarantee. Once he is whole again, bring him to me. I’m sure he’ll have a lot questions to ask, and to be answered.” >You turn the letter over, and discover it is blank. “That’s it…” >”Well, isn’t that something.” “It sure is Rarity, it sure is…” >Twilight, sporting a strange smile, levitates over a sheet of parchment and a quill, and quickly jots down a letter. >”We’ll have to head to Canterlot immediately! I’ll send an advance letter, and let Celestia know that we’re coming.” >A purple aura of magic surrounds the letter and in an instant, it disappears.

16 hours later 8303080 Anonymous
>>8301987 W does this guy hate shukaku20 so much?

16 hours later 8303116 An Irish Nomad Cutie Mark Crusaders and the search for Anon's body: CH6
>>8303077 >”Say, Twilight. Don’t you normally use Spike to deliver letters to the Princess?” Rarity asks. “I do, but I’d rather not go fetch him right now, not with Anon here.” >Not five seconds after the letter was sent, a new one materialises in front of Twilight, and she quickly reads it. >”Come immediately. Bring Anonymous and the others.” >A second letter flashes into existence, and Twilight jumps in surprise, before opening it as well. >”On second thoughts, just bring yourself and Anonymous.” >A third letter suddenly joins the fray, as Twilight groans. >”Actually, do what you want. Also, watch out for the guards, as I can’t guarantee that they’ll take Anonymous’ presence well. Good luck!” >Twilight braces for another letter, and when one fails to materialise she sighs in relief. >”Ok! Anon, Rarity, let’s get going!” “Yeah! Let’s gallivant into the centre of the populated town! I’m sure nothing bag will come of this!” >”If you’re going to act like a little filly, then fine.” >Twilight’s horn glows, before a blast of magic surrounds you, and you suddenly feel very distant and disjointed. “What did you just do?” you enquire. >”It’s a basic invisibility spell, silly. Just stay clam and everything will be fine.” “I’ll take your word for it…” you say hesitantly, before giving Rarity a reassuring squeeze on the shoulder. “And hey, you seemed adamant about the Princess. This is going to go well, of that I’m sure.”

16 hours later 8303122 Anonymous
>>8303080 Because he didn't get enough attention from his mommy when he was little.

17 hours later 8303249 An Irish Nomad
>>8303116 And done for this chapter. Only one more left before this arc reaches its end. Feedback is appreciated as always, and pastebin updated at http://pastebin.com/QHMNxCZx

17 hours later 8303252 evets (133228096204.png 700x700 276kB)
>>8303116 Poor Spike. Never gets the chance to prove he's a super brave dragon assistant.

17 hours later 8303285 Anonymous
>>8303252 Well, the little guy is afraid of zombies...

17 hours later 8303312 Shukaku20 should let me climb his dick (arias-1-0204.jpg 635x721 57kB)
>>8303122 What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch.

17 hours later 8303322 Equitech
>>8303285 Anonymou/x/ in Equestria /x/ ending 2 With a lot of alcohols and Beyond Creation Beyond Creation is FUCKING AWESOME GO LISTEN TO IT , I wrote this up. >you wake up to Pinkie shaking you >after shaking the sleep off >you yelp and jump, scooting backwards onto the bed with frantic and panicked speed >you’re still in the cottage, in the room where you saw Pinkie and her friends turn to look at you >the room was lit only by an oil lamp, its faint light casting fluttering shadows where you feel there should be none >Pinkie is tinged with the brown, quivering light >her eyes are deep, torn holes >they seem to be boring into your soul, regardless of how they are devoid of eyes >she’s bleeding from her mouth and nose, her empty eye sockets are seeping with black ichor “Hey Noony! You were sleeping and looked so peaceful but I didn’t want to wake you up, but then there was pancakes and I just had to wake you up because they’re delicious!” she says, her voice a reverberating tone nothing like the Pinkie you knew >you look around, back against the corner of the room, still kicking at the bed you were on as if trying to get away from the thing that looks like Pinkie regardless of the obstacle behind you “What’s wrong? It’s me, your ol’ pal Pinkie” says the “thing” >you can’t seem to speak, you’re shaking and completely frozen stiff in fear >the shadows dance around you, silent wisps of light floating across the walls

17 hours later 8303334 Equitech
>>8303322 >the only sound you can hear are the tiny, barely audible hiss of the lamp and your throbbing heartbeat, pounding in your chest, rushing blood through your ears “Anon? Are you okay?” she says >the most unsettling thing is not how completely horrifying the thing that’s trying to imitate Pinkie looks >it’s how well it’s acting like Pinkie >every word, every movement of its head is how and what Pinkie would act >you wail, the cry was long and loud with despair >rocking back and forth, you try to cover your eyes “Anon, it’s me, please… Tell me what’s wrong? I’m sorry if I did anything to upset you…” says the Pinkie “thing” >you are frozen, fingers aching with tense effort >you are currently fighting the undeniable urge to scratch at your eyes >the sight of your best friend being so… >the only qualifying adjective you could come up with was “ADSJKJAAHJHKJDGAAARRRGHHH” >it was even just like Pinkie to be mostly oblivious to your epitome of anguish, your fetal position was ever so shoved against the corner of the room “See, Twilight and Rainbow Dash are here” says Pinkie, the cold, G Major-key voice coming from your mind >it seemed to bypass your ears entirely; as if you would be able to hear it clearly from miles away >as what could have been Twilight and Rainbow Dash enter the room, it seems like your vision sinks into a tunnel, focused on the gaping and shredded holes where their eyes used to be >the environs shrink and dim into a dark haze >they get you >they seem to be a little worried about you, if you could get past their putrid, ichor-dripping orifices >you are mortified; it’s like you’ve been strapped down with horror “Why is he like this? We just left for like two hours to see what the night sky was like…” you hear the thing wearing Rainbow Dash’s skin whisper

17 hours later 8303350 Equitech
>>8303334 >o >it did try to whisper to the thing that might have been Twilight, but the unholy reverberating inside your head made it clear as day >it was like the flesh had been finely carved off her and sewn onto another p0ny >the skin was sagging in a few places, drooping and loose >you shuddered visibly, you whole body oscillating with disgust and fright “He doesn’t look too well… Maybe it was something he ate” says the nightmarish Twilight >she was only skin and bones, almost devoid of fur >her mane was but thin patches of dry, pale hair >Twilight’s hoofsteps sound light and dry >you could see her ribs and her hip pretty much as well as how you could have seen it on a skeleton >you suddenly realize that you’re hyperventilating and the demonic, warped p0nies before you are swimming in a sea of monochromatic haze >the darkness in the room seems to be filled with images >you look at the shadow behind the thing that should be Twilight and see your hands, impaled by blades that slipped in under your fingernails >you can only look away >the grain in the wooden wallboards seem to form shifting shapes as the lamp light pulses >the shapes are your own fears >you can see the imagery; a saccade of pictures in the contrast between wood flesh and grain >you tried to escape the moment, but your eyelids were unresponsive >your glance slips towards Dash, and he shadow floods your mind with the sounds of your crunching, strained bones being slowly ground against a freezing cold stone >the sound was coming from your face >you didn’t feel it; you saw it >you could see your fingers scratching and scraping against your face, madly twitching >you didn’t know what do to >faced with Pinke, Twilight and Rainbow, you could only scratch the skin on your face some more >as you gouge out your eyes, you hear Pinkie Pie giggling >her voice rings in your skull over your screams, saying

17 hours later 8303356 Equitech
>>8303350 “Oh Anon, I knew you’d realize that we don’t need eyes where we’re going” >the shadows swallow you and a slow, seeping madness pervasively burrows its way into your skull >today was a very, very bad day I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I TYPED UP I AM SORRY

17 hours later 8303394 Smashed
>>8302825 Ah so it was the incest and not the hot gay lovings that caught your eye, I could probably work something out in that case. Does it have to be siblings or could it be cousins. Always wanted to do a Braeburn fic.

17 hours later 8303413 Equitech
>>8303356 http://pastebin.com/6bxLRyvT Bin updated, I think... >>8303394 >braeburn Hnnnnnggg. Gay lovin' with Braeburn is so hot...

17 hours later 8303454 Equitech
>>8303413 http://pastebin.com/RfaXn29s Wait sorry here it is. Fuck.

17 hours later 8303470 Smashed
>>8303413 Gay incestual threesome with Braeburn and Big Mac. You just need to wait a few months before i catch the writing bug again.

17 hours later 8303507 Equitech
>>8303470 I will be waiting with cock in hand bated breath.

17 hours later 8303528 Alpha (7a7199f67b0c44322f8cc2db5df3622d.png 628x180 19kB)
Pic related question. http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html? p=511ee9b1e4b05a936af9a114 Note that I will not start writing for a bit. I'm going to MvM with the grammar school.

17 hours later 8303543 evets (WORST-THING-EVER.png 640x640 420kB)
>>8303470 Catch it faster!

17 hours later 8303583 Smashed
>>8303543 Believe me, I wish I could. I don't understand how I get it sadly, and I can't write just whenever. Hopefully I'll remember this next time I into writing. I'm still not on the masterlist heh

17 hours later 8303622 evets (1358930339311.png 744x740 234kB)
>>8303583 Drop your pastebin and yell at void.

17 hours later 8303633 IntoTheVoid
>>8303622 This. Yelling is my fetish.

17 hours later 8303689 Smashed
>>8303633 >>8303622 I just like reminding you that I'm not on it and not telling you who I am. Guess it's about time though, people might want that apple threesome. http://pastebin.com/u/Smashed

17 hours later 8303720 Anonymous
>>8303633 >Yelling is my fetish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1 RcKJVbHA

17 hours later 8303735 Anonymous
>>8283891 >"it's rare but it's the origin of most elements heavier than helium >Super Novas going off >Rare Nnnnnnope.

17 hours later 8303745 evets (You tease.png 1280x1068 642kB)
>>8303689 Maybe I do.....but..... Ya I totally want that threesome....

17 hours later 8303749 An Irish Nomad
>>8303252 Sorry, but I just could not be arsed adding in Spike. I have enough trouble writing multiple persons at once, as it is.

17 hours later 8303835 Anonymous
>>8303735 Two per century on average in a galaxy the size of ours is the figure I've read. A galaxy is a big, big place...

17 hours later 8303872 evets
>>8303749 Well I am liking the story..Love the CMC being cute and Dash being useless.....though I am still warry of your bad feels threat...

17 hours later 8303887 Anonymous (1327058273484.png 434x465 219kB)
>>8303745 >Sombra will never chain you up in his personal chamber, then proceed to ignore you as the days pass and you grow desperate. Not for freedom, but just for any sort of acknowledgement. A glare, a snort, a touch I need a girlfriend

17 hours later 8304000 An Irish Nomad
>>8303872 Don't worry about the feels, I scrapped that idea. We're sailing the feel good seas, baby.

17 hours later 8304049 evets (1337234012459.jpg 680x468 139kB)
>>8304000 Yarrr! Raising the flag of happiness! Looking forward to your next update! >>8303887 Bringing the flag to half mast....that's just sad all around.

17 hours later 8304071 NetherPony [SS - 2] Beginnings of Corruption
Continuing from line 409 on the paste >The marbles settled in Rarity; Anon bumbled about in the streets, driven by lust and drugs not meant for his species; and Applejack was recovering from one of the strangest stomach aches she’d ever had. >After Rainbow had realized she was no longer within Anon’s body, merely in the presence of his semen, she made her escape. >AJ had been asleep when Rainbow had managed to slip out of her body, making sure to take as much of Anon’s semen with her as possible. >Her semi-transparent goo showed that she had filled herself with quite a bit of the sticky white fluid, taking care to not let any spill out of her. >The amount that AJ had swallowed was impressive, and forced Rainbow to leave a sizeable amount with Fluttershy in AJ’s stomach. >Thankfully, Fluttershy seemed to be too interested in the semen she was wallowing in to care what Rainbow did. >Rainbow slipped out without much incident, leaving AJ to a bloated stomach full of semen, sloshing about all its own. >As she made her way back to Anon’s house, her thoughts went back to the incredible feeling of Anon’s semen against her very being. >She would’ve lost her mind in orgasm to the sloshing that was taking place when she moved, had it not been for the desire to find the human that could produce the liquid pleasure. >While she was enjoying herself, there was another urge that had merely been suppressed. >Anon was hers, no-one elses. >There was something in the air that triggered a sixth sense of sorts, and she knew someone else was trying to get to him.

17 hours later 8304082 NetherPony [SS - 2] [NSFW] Beginnings of Corruption
>>8304071 >If she could fly, she would, but her first flight attempt in goo form led her to realize that goo was not exactly aerodynamic. >Her mind was clouded by the lust for more of the human she’d claimed as hers, but she had to find him first. >As much as she enjoyed wallowing in his semen, it wasn’t the same as actually being with him. >The semen she carried within her kept her judgement clouded with lust, but it was slowly losing its effect. >As the desire and lust driven cloud over her mind began to lift ever so slightly, Rainbow began to process just what had happened. >She remembered getting into Anon’s testicles and enjoying herself immensely, something she would certainly want to do again sometime soon, but she did not leave them of her own accord. >No, Anon had had an orgasm, forcing Rainbow out of his genitals. >The more she thought about it, the stranger it seemed. >She had just escaped AJ, of all ponies. >Why would AJ have Anon’s semen? >Why wouldn’t she notice the change of bodies that took place? >In all the time she’d come to know Anon and grow close to him, she never considered for a moment that he would break a promise or cheat on his special somepony. >Now that she was his special somepony, that was cause for more concern. >Did he not like her? >Did he change his mind? >What was going on? >The more she thought about the recent chain of events and her change of location, the more she realized something was very, very wrong. >Her walk turned to a full on gallop quickly, but died down to nothing just as quickly.

17 hours later 8304094 NetherPony [SS - 2] [NSFW] Beginnings of Corruption
>>8304082 >The fluid sloshing about within her had caused an intense and rapid buildup of pleasure. >She’d nearly had an orgasm on the spot, but managed to realize what was going on and took a short break. >Sitting on her gooey haunches, she looked down at her belly. >Even in her goo state, she still managed to bloat herself with his semen. >Rubbing her distended belly, she reveled in watching the fluid slosh and churn within the confines of her body. >As enjoyable as it may be, she realized that it would only delay her getting to Anon and figuring out what was going on. >She decided that she would press on though. >If she could perform a sonic rainboom, then she shouldn’t have any trouble making it to Anon while managing to keep his semen within her body. >That’s what she thought, anyway, right up until she tried to run again. >She pressed on, not slowing down to try and fight the approaching orgasm, and was shortly a puddle of goo and semen all over the ground. >When she finally pulled herself together, she was initially distressed at the loss of all of that precious goo, until she realized that she could just get more from Anon. >After a quick break to catch her breath, she resumed her breakneck gallop to Anon’s house. >The arrival at said house did little to calm her nerves. >After she called his name and searched high and low for Anon, she eventually came to the conclusion that he wasn’t there. >The longer she paced trying to figure out where Anon would go, the more clearly she began to think.

17 hours later 8304108 NetherPony [SS - 2] [NSFW] Beginnings of Corruption
>>8304094 >With little to no trace of Anon’s semen within her, the lust-induced cloud held little sway to her thoughts. >She did have a craving for more of his semen, but that was overshadowed by her desire to find him and figure out what was going on. >Taking in the rather... distressed state of Anon’s house, it dawned on her that he might be in trouble. >She knew Anon, and she knew that he wouldn’t go down without a fight like that. >From the looks of things, it certainly did appear as though a fight had occurred. >Furniture had been pushed and shoved out of place, torn clothing had been strewn about, not to mention the various patches of carpet that seemed to be stained. >Something here happened against Anon’s will, that much she was fairly certain. >Now she just had to find him, and find out what had happened. >Taking a second to calm down and collect her thoughts, she tried to figure out what Anon would do if he were in some sort of trouble. >Then it dawned on her: he’d probably do the same thing she would, talk to one of his friends! >But who would he go to? >AJ was out of the question already, seeing as she’d just come from the barn and there were no signs of the human there. >Twilight was out of town, and Anon wasn’t exactly on the best of terms with Fluttershy. >That left Rarity and Pinkie. >Figuring she’d try the closest place first, she made her way to Sugarcube Corner as fast as she could manage. >All things considered, she was making pretty good time for a semi-solid pegasus. >It didn’t take her too long to make it to the building, but she would’ve made better time had she not decided to hide from everyone on her way there.

17 hours later 8304119 NetherPony [SS - 2] [NSFW] Beginnings of Corruption
>>8304108 >While she enjoyed being goo, she had no doubt that at least a few other ponies might get a bit disturbed at seeing a goo pony walking around. >Normally she wouldn’t care, but she wanted to get to Anon; so the less ponies she had stopping her to question her, the better. >Having made her way to the bakery, she was surprised to find that it had apparently closed early. >Using her gooey form to her advantage, she slipped under the bakery’s locked door and into the empty dining room. >Looking around, it was as though someone was in the middle of making something and suddenly stopped. >Ingredients were strewn about, a pot of something was boiling away on the stove, and there was a faint smell of something burning in the air. >As Rainbow investigated the state of the kitchen, she made sure to turn off the stove and oven. >It was strange that Pinkie would close the bakery early, let alone leave something to burn in the oven. >Deciding that it would be a good idea to check on Pinkie while she was there, she wandered up the stairs to the party pony’s room. >After a couple knocks and no answer, the gooey pony put her head up to the door to listen for noises. >Again using her current form to her advantage, Rainbow slipped under the door and into the room after hearing Anon’s moaning. >What she found upset her greatly. >Pinkie had Anon’s shaft buried in her vagina, and was riding him like there was no tomorrow. >In a fit of rage, Rainbow leapt towards Pinkie, knocking her off of Anon’s dick. >Looking into the human’s eyes, she knew something was wrong.

17 hours later 8304142 NetherPony [SS - 2] [NSFW] Beginnings of Corruption
>>8304119 >What she saw was a burning lust, but not the kind she had seen previously. >No, this was something else... Anon wasn’t himself, she was certain of that. >“Anon! What’s wrong? What’s going on? Why were you having sex with Pinkie?” >“Back off! He’s mine!” >As Pinkie flew through Rainbow’s goo form, the sudden shift in mass was enough to confuse both of the mares. >As Rainbow realized that there was something wrong with Pinkie too, she made her way back to Anon and put her hooves on either side of his head. >“Come on Anon, snap out of it!” >“I told you, he’s MINE!” >Rainbow disregarded the pink mare’s protests, choosing to pursue reasoning with Anon. >As she opened her mouth to speak again, she heard a squelch behind herself. >Turning to see the source of the sound, she found Pinkie with a devious grin on her face, holding the goo pony’s tail inches from her lips. >Rainbow’s eyes widened as she comprehended what Pinkie was about to do. >“I told you, he’s mine” she said, licking her lips. >Not giving Rainbow an opportunity to respond, she began slurping her tail into her mouth. >Rainbow clutched at Anon’s chest as best she could, but couldn’t seem to get a grip. >She felt herself slide further and further into the Pink pony’s mouth and down her throat. >She felt like crying, but her form wouldn’t allow it. >She looked into Anon’s eyes, trying to find some kind of way to get to him; only to realize that he wasn’t the same Anon she had come to know. >All too quickly, Pinkie had slurped Rainbow up to her waist and was working the rest of the gooey pony into her mouth.

17 hours later 8304153 NetherPony [SS - 2] [NSFW] Beginnings of Corruption
>>8304142 >Rainbow fought as best she could, but couldn’t get a good enough grip on anything to form a solid anchor. >Soon, only her head remained outside of Pinkie’s lips, and her view of a somewhat hollow Anon was cut short by the Pink pony’s tongue. >Pinke swallowed hard once she had Rainbow completely in her mouth, forcing the goo pony down into her belly. >She let out a content sigh as she rubbed her belly, now full of a struggling Rainbow Dash. >“Now then, where were we, Nonny?” >She giggled at the squirms and twitches that Rainbow caused, and decided to torment her a bit. >Sliding down, she made sure to rub her taut belly against Anon’s engorged phallus, positioning herself so that her head was level with his genitals. >Licking her lips once more, she began the process of slurping Anon’s abused member like a noodle. >Much quicker than she was expecting, he was spurting globs of semen down her throat. >Not that she was complaining, as that was what she wanted in the first place; she was just a bit shocked that it had happened so quickly. >Still, she decided to not look a gift horse in the mouth and allowed herself to enjoy the sensation of globs upon globs of semen pulsing down her throat. >She even chuckled a little as Rainbow renewed her struggles once more, only to become curious as the sensation stopped all together. >Suddenly, the globs were going the wrong way. >Pinkie’s hooves slapped to her now deflating stomach as she realized what was going on. >When she tried to pull off of Anon, she was surprised to find Anon’s hand keeping her head in place.

17 hours later 8304157 Anonymous
>>8303249 Thought you were writing up a new world instead of skelly anon.

17 hours later 8304171 NetherPony [SS - 2] [NSFW] Beginnings of Corruption
>>8304153 >She felt the lump that was Rainbow glide up Anon’s dick and into his testicles. >She was not pleased in the slightest that she’d been outsmarted, and was even more upset at the fact that the flow of semen had stopped, if not reversed all together. >Once more, Anon’s phallus was being violated without his consent. >Rainbow’s volatile mixture of emotions and confusion seemed to nullify the lust craze that the human would normally have on mares. >She was concerned with his well being, and cooked up a quick plan to get out of Pinkie and maybe snap some sense back into her. >Neither Pinke or Anon could stop the bulge that was Rainbow Dash from depositing itself into Anon’s testicles. >After Rainbow had finished her journey back to Anon’s testicles, the human finally released Pinkie’s head from his grip and she slipped his member from her mouth. >Coughing a bit, she bent down to Anon’s now squirming testicles, growling. >“I’ll get you out of there, you little sneak.” >As she inhaled Anon’s scent, rubbing her snout into his genitals, she let out a sigh and gently licked his pulsing member. >She could see his testicles swelling slightly as they produced semen, trying to force it out. >Rainbow couldn’t hold back the torrent forever, Pinkie knew she’d eventually give up. >What she didn’t expect though, was for Anon to push her away. >The human’s head was spinning, as apparently something going back up his dick was enough to jolt him back to reality. >If not the action itself, then certainly the movement of his testicles of their own accord.

17 hours later 8304185 NetherPony [SS - 2] [NSFW] Beginnings of Corruption
>>8304171 >He was in extreme pleasure from the alien sensations, but they were striking something. >A memory. >The realization that something was off seemed to set in, and he made his way out of Pinkie’s room and down the stairs. >He would’ve made it out of the building had Pinkie not pounced on him again. >She was denied her prize once already, she wasn’t about to give it up a second time. >Finding a substitute, the human took a tube of frosting and went to shove it into Pinkie’s vagina. >The tube slipped in with much less resistance than he’d expected, probably because he’d forgotten about his previous orgasms into the party pony. >Her contraction of surprise caused the tube to empty itself into her, sending her into another couple of orgasms. >Leaving the shaking pink pile of a pony to fend for herself, the human made his way out of the bakery. >The cold air against his nude form seemed to tug him ever so slightly back to reality, and his first thought was to run to his house as fast as he possibly could. >Something about a yellow pony attacking him fueled an adrenaline surge, cutting the time it took him to reach his safehaven to a record speed. >As soon as he was inside the building he called home, he slid down to the floor to let himself think for a moment. >Rather, he would’ve taken the time to think had the mass in his testicles not suddenly shifted. >“Anon? Are you you again?” >The human was silent for a moment, not sure whether to be terrified or ride the waves of pleasure as his member spoke to him. “Rainbow? What’s going on?” >“Oh thank Celestia, you’re back!”

17 hours later 8304202 NetherPony [SS - 2] [NSFW] Beginnings of Corruption
>>8304185 “Rainbow... why am I naked? And why are you my dick?” >Rainbow shifted within Anon’s phallus, causing his train of thought to derail entirely as she moved towards the exit. >He watched in shock, awe, and intense pleasure as he experienced the tediously slow ejaculation of a gooey pony from his genitals. >As soon as Rainbow was clear of his genitals though, his mind started to cloud up again. >“Anon, don’t you remember anything?” >His mind now back to completely lust drivin, he chose to instead pull the gooey mass that was Rainbow onto his dick and begin pumping into her. >As he pumped away furiously, Rainbow realized that her presence in Anon was enough of a shock to keep him somewhat level headed. >She wanted to convince herself that she was wrong, that she was doing this for her pleasure more than his; but when she started to slip back into his dick, she watched as the predatory gaze left him. >Sighing, she continued to slip completely into his penis, winding up in his testicles once more. >She was a bit calmer now, but the copious amounts of semen weren’t helping her concentration at all. >She wanted nothing more than to play and pleasure herself in Anon’s body, but she knew he needed help. >The human was still in a state of shock when his dick started talking to him again. >“Anon, we need to get you some help.”

17 hours later 8304221 NetherPony [SS - 2] [NSFW] Beginnings of Corruption
>>8304202 And that's the end of this chapter. Links! Me - http://pastebin.com/u/NetherPony Beginnings of Corruption - http://pastebin.com/rQWKibXt Made a minor edit to the line before this update, but that was the only edit. Thoughts? Feedback is most appreciated! I GOT PLOT IN MY CLOP I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG

17 hours later 8304277 An Irish Nomad
>>8304157 I was, but I hit another mental blockade so I switched back to skelly anon.

18 hours later 8304768 Anonymous
>>8304202 Wtf did I just read? >mfw I have no face

18 hours later 8304774 Anonymous (tumblr_m5kutngAk41ro9en2o1_1280.jpg 1280x1707 1847kB)
>>8301854 FRIDAY. NIGHT. MOTHER FUCKERS!!

18 hours later 8305120 Anonymous
>>8304774 >Gets pumped for Friday Night reading, thread dies

18 hours later 8305186 Anonymous (1326949771287.png 722x692 323kB)
>>8305120 That's because we're all out doing Friday Night things Who the fuck am I kidding, we're all here and crying

18 hours later 8305194 Anonymous
>>8305120 Because Wuten and only like, two people care.

18 hours later 8305217 CYOA_AiE Death Metal Rarity
I'm back and gonna finish it up for everyone when they get back from Wutens awesome streams. >>8294267 >The lead vocalist takes the stage and looks out at the sea of ponies, pulling the mic close to him; you can hear his deep breathing coming from the speakers. >”ARE YOU READY CANTERLOT!?” He asks >”YEAH!” The sea of ponies shouts >”I SAID..ARE YOU READY!?” >”YEAH!!” >”ONE MORE TIME!” >”YEAH!!!!” They all shout as loud as possible, >”ONE, TWO, THREE!!” >The music begins as the lead stallion starts jumping up and down, bobbing his head up and down. Several other mares and stallions repeat the motion while Rarity looks around, seeing what they’re doing, she slowly starts to rock her head a little. >With each completed motion, she goes faster and faster. In no time at all, she’s lost in the music. >As the lead stallion dances around like an asshole, he runs quickly up to the edge of the stage, and stage dives off. The crowd carries him, and Rarity looks absolutely dumbfounded. “IT’S STAGE DIVING!” You yell as close as you can for her to hear you, >”OH!” She replies back >The security guard stallions are waiting for him to return, and when he does, they escort him to the stage again. >As they wrap up their third song, Rarity taps you on the side, “I’m gonna get another beer after this group.” She shouts as the ringing from the speakers drowns out anything that is not yelling “No way, the main band is right after them!” You yell back, “They’re the reason I’m here, I’m not gonna miss out on them!” >”Then I’ll get some right now!” “All right, bring me a beer too!” >Rarity trots away as the band begins on their 4th and last song.

18 hours later 8305252 Anonymous
>>8305217 Fuckin' saved the thread

18 hours later 8305308 Anonymous
>>8305252 'Was about to bump, ya' know...

18 hours later 8305355 Anonymous
>>8305308 Bumps don't save threads. Glorious metal head Rarity saves threads.

18 hours later 8305371 Anonymous
>>8305308 And you're stopping because?

18 hours later 8305414 Anonymous
>>8305371 Because CAPTCHA's being a dick

18 hours later 8305718 CYOA_AiE Death Metal Rarity
>>8305217 >Lambs of Celestia are already getting set up; you look around worried since Rarity has yet to come back. >A deep booming voice calls out from the speakers ”All right you maggots!” The lead singer shouts “Are you ready to bucking rock!?” >”YEAH!!” >”Now the prudes at Canterlot said that we can’t encourage violence, they said that if we try anything funny, they’ll cut our concert.” >”BOOO!!!!” The crowd shouts in defiance >“Will behave…but they never said what YOU couldn't do. ONE, TWO, THREE!!” >The band starts with their signature song, “Rape Train!” You shout as the crowd becomes wild and alive by the music, >Sure enough, moshpits begin to form, just like the ones back home; they’re violent, brutal, and totally awesome. “Just once.” You say to yourself before running into it and punching the nearest stallion you could find, >Without missing a beat, you get rammed into the ribs by the head of another stallion, clamping your palms together; you swing the makeshift hammer down on the back of his head. >He goes down, but another stallion hits you from the other side, turning around, you pimp slap him and laugh as he makes a funny crying sound. >All totaled, you took down 4 stallions before getting knocked the fuck down by a stallion on par with Big Mac. >As the moshpit comes to a close, you limp away holding the bruised sides you have and chuckling to yourself. “That hurt like fuck, but it was damn worth it.” >You see ANOTHER moshpit just begin to form, and you contemplate going into it. “Nah.” You say simply looking out at it, the fights should be entertaining enough. >Looking on, you see Rarity come walking into the pit, drinks floating around her. >"Why thank you, I was simply having the most DREADFUL time navigat..URHS!" She yelps as a stallion headbutts her >The drinks fall to the ground, and you can see blood pouring out of her head "OH SHIT RARITY!!"

18 hours later 8306037 Anonymous
>>8305718 Disgunbegud.jpg

18 hours later 8306298 CYOA_AiE Death Metal Rarity
>>8305718 >Rarity slowly comes to and finds herself on the floor of the bathroom, a cold stinging sensation bites at her forehead. >Putting her hoof to it, she feels a hand that’s holding up a bag of ice, looking to the side, she spots Anonymous. >”Anon? What happened?” “You got moshed the fuck out.” You reply, “I called the paramedics, they’ll be here in a bit.” >”What?! I can’t be rescued from the mares bathroom bleeding, at a death medal concert, wearing some thrown together old thing with no accessories! My fashion career will be over!” She panics as a stallion walks up to a urinal a few feet away >He hops onto the wall and relives himself, his dangling horse cock in clear sight of Rarity. Her face flushes bright red as she turns to you, “YOU BROUGHT ME TO THE STALLIONS BATHROOM?!?” >Yelling at the top of her lungs, all the stallions stop what they’re doing and all focus on her. >”Anon! They’re looking at me!” She whimpers “Well YEAH, you fucking announced yourself to the world.” >A stallion walks up to her and looks at her gash, “Whoa, that’s some cut, how’d ya get it?” “Mosh pit.” >”Haha! She’s lucky then, at the Apple Factory concert, I got 3 ribs broken, my nose, and my eye socket got loose from getting trampled on.” >”Yes, yes, that’s swell, Anon, getmeouttahere!” “What about the paramedics?” >”We ditch them, I CANT be seen like this, I’d rather DIE!” >”Whoa! Rock on!” He says before getting up to pee just inches away from Rarity >Rarity looks away covering her eyes with her hooves “If I have to see one more salami!” “Fine, Jesus, lets go.” >Helping her up, you walk her out of the bathroom.

19 hours later 8306501 Anonymous
>>8306298 I swear if you turn this into another lel humans have tiny dicks thing... I will not be a happy chappy.

19 hours later 8306535 Anonymous
>>8306298 >"if I have to see one more salami." IT's not like I need my sides, right?

19 hours later 8306551 Anonymous
>>8306501 >2010+3 >Not wanting best dominatrix to mock your tiny monkey dick Are you gay, Anon? I mean, it's okay if you are, I won't judge you, I just need a frame of reference.

19 hours later 8306608 Anonymous
>>8306551 Hey man, I'm cool with Rarity dom, but tiny monkey dick? Totally unplausible. I can't into that, cause pones that size wouldn't exactly have giant dicks.

19 hours later 8306664 Anonymous (1329606241302.jpg 894x894 64kB)
>>8306608 But Anon, she went through so much trouble to have a chastity device made special for your tiny monkey dick ~

19 hours later 8306703 Anonymous
>>8306608 >inb4 Vhatug comes into the thread to lecture us on penis sizes

19 hours later 8306755 Anonymous
>>8306664 And then she finds out that monkey dick is pretty much the same size as pony dick. She cries herself to sleep that night, her dreams crushed but no one really cared. -Best end-

19 hours later 8306807 Anonymous (1353913285897.jpg 804x544 352kB)
>>8306755 Anon Anon pls

19 hours later 8306819 Anonymous
Why am I so fucking tired? It's only, like, 11...

19 hours later 8306864 Anonymous
>>8306819 SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP WITH LAUGHTER!

19 hours later 8306895 Anonymous
>>8306864 no

19 hours later 8306924 Anonymous (1325927993776.png 400x326 161kB)
>>8306819 >>8306864 Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head Hush now quiet now it's time to go to bed

19 hours later 8306957 Anonymous
>>8306924 Must... Finish... Story...

19 hours later 8307102 CYOA_AiE Death Metal Rarity
>>8306501 It isnt >>8306535 Not tonight >>8306298 >At the free clinic, Rarity sits in a flimsy chair holding the pack of melting ice, while you talk to the nurse, an older bitter mare who chews on gum loudly even while you talk. >”The patients name?” “Umm, Aeris.” >”And yours?” “….Cloud.” >*sigh* “Very well Mr. Cloud, it’ll be 50 bits, and the doctor will see you in a moment.” >Walking over to Rarity and taking a seat, she lies back onto the chair and stares tiredly at the ceiling. “Cloud and Aeris huh?” “You wouldn’t get it.” >”So tell me, are ALL death medal concerts like that?” “Yeah, most of the time, depends on who you go to, and how close you want to get to danger.” >”This is going to probably going to need stitches.” “Yup.” >”It’ll leave a scar.” “Oh yeah.” >”I’ll have to make up a cover story.” “Probably.” >”We were having rough sex.” “….whut?” >”We were having rough sex, and I hit a wall.” “Rarity, why the FUCK would you make a stupid ass story like that?” >”Because…I’ll..need a reliable alibi…if I get “moshed the fuck out” again.” She says making quotes with her hooves before setting them to her side, “Ponies will get wise if I keep making different excuses.” “Wait, you WANT to do this again.” >”I wont lie, your ways are strange, but I did have fun. For a day, I was no longer the proper and pristine Rarity, fashion mare extraordinaire, but a simple unicorn mare who loves to drink, shout, and next time, beat the living hell out of any ponies unlucky enough to cross me in a moshed pit.” “Tsk, wow..ok, since your game, there’s going to be another concert down at Las Pegasus in two weeks, if your up to it.” >”I’ll bring some gauze.” End

19 hours later 8307105 Anonymous
>>8307086 Damn... Rerolling

19 hours later 8307192 Anonymous
>>8307102 I liked it All I've got to say

19 hours later 8307204 Anonymous
>>8307102 >Rarity only lies about having sex with him uncool 0/10 will not reccomend

19 hours later 8307247 Anonymous
>>8307102 Look, man, you can't just get rarity in a dom outfit and then leave my dick hanging like that, that's fucking rude. I liked it

19 hours later 8307263 Anonymous
>>8307102 Dat rarity, I'd only into it more if they had sex for real at the next concert, preferably in the middle of a moshpit.

19 hours later 8307302 Anonymous
>>8307102 >Includes mosh pit in a colorful kiddy world 69/10

19 hours later 8307377 TexAnon
>>8307102 Stealth posting at work. [spoilerLOVE[/spoiler]d it. I've been waiting to see someone take on the death metal rarity request. You did not disappoint. I'll be waiting for more.

19 hours later 8307385 Anonymous
>>8307302 I'd 69 Rarity any day.

19 hours later 8307613 CYOA_AiE
>>8307263 >>8307247 >>8307204 >FemDom http://pastebin.com/W3RHgrDJ But honestly, going in, I had no intention of them having sex. I mean maybe later after going to so many concerts sure, but 1. I'm not good at femdom, and 2. it was only a one shot >>8307192 >>8307302 >>8307377 Glad ya liked it. But as far as I'm concerned, it was a one shot. I have no intention of continuing it. Sorry bro Also it seems everyone prefers happy feels >>8286570 http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html? p=511dadcee4b05a936af99fa9 I'm gonna drop some spoilers in relation to Pink Stripe, for the "Dark Feels" I really should have elaborated on that. >Dark Feels Pinkie can not carry any children from Anon, and this depresses her. Anon does his best to cheer her up, and the two decide to adopt. But all is not as it seems with the filly they bring home. The good son nigga I really like this story idea, but the other 2 are good as well. So, what do you all think of this? I know its friday, and I'll probably get like 0 feedback on this. But I'll try anyway. Here is the link to the story for those bored and havent read it. If you have read it, why are you not telling me how awesome/horrible this idea is? http://pastebin.com/TmYKuWU4

19 hours later 8307743 Anonymous
>>8307613 Why boner, why? http://pastebin.com/UrS4gQMd http://pastebin.com/9PAZbqu0

19 hours later 8307896 Fillydelphian (mmcJth.png.jpg 1024x574 75kB)
Man, it seems pretty slow in here tonite. How're you guys doing? I'm slightly drunk and making late dinner. Got an update I might be able to put up later, so that's good news.

19 hours later 8307907 Anonymous
>>8307613 >That good son nigga. That made no sense to me so my brain automatically rearranged it as: That nigga God's son. I thought you were gonna do a one shot of Nas in Equestria. I got all excited then realized that my brain scrambled it to make sense. The feels of disappointment are setting in. If you don't get it, then: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God's_ Son

19 hours later 8307913 evets (1215173788411.gif 640x360 1330kB)
>>8307613 Wait so you were planning to have Pinkie lose the child?! REALLY?! Probably would have internet suplexed you....

20 hours later 8307958 Anonymous
>>8307896 We're all busy preparing our jimmies for the finale tomorrow. (Well, all of us except for all the casuals ITT who don't even watch the show anymore and are mainly just fans of the fandom.)

20 hours later 8307971 Anonymous
>>8307913 This ^ Getting kinda sick of Pinkie stories never having a good end.

20 hours later 8308055 CYOA_AiE
>>8307907 The good son >my age is showing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Go od_Son_(film) >>8307913 >Actual spoiler on Pink Stripe regardless of the choice that is made Pinkie Pie didn't read the instructions and assumed that a pink stripe meant girl, and a blue meant boy. But in reality, Pink is positive and blue is negative. Thats why I called it Pink Stripe >>8307971 Its my first Pinkie Pie story, but if you really want to know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz-6 7Rq1TgQ

20 hours later 8308260 Fillydelphian (1336701201405.png 562x333 224kB)
>>8307958 >Well, all of us except for all the casuals ITT who don't even watch the show anymore and are mainly just fans of the fandom. That's me.

20 hours later 8308425 Anonymous
>>8307743 Dafuq is this shot? Oh, right... 4chan...

20 hours later 8308463 Anonymous
>>8308425 *Shit...

20 hours later 8308674 Anonymous (1333117452008.jpg 1000x821 41kB)
>>8308425

20 hours later 8308696 Anonymous
>>8293126 i would actually be a little unhappy if it was just sex. getting hot clop with sexy batpone AND good romance feels is like asking if you can get change for a dollar end end up with a 100 dollars. and i would prefer if you left the clop in a seperate update but made itt still canon with the story.

20 hours later 8309201 Anonymous
Bump

20 hours later 8309275 Anonymous
>>8309201 >Twilight wakes up in a dark room, with 0 visibility, she fumbles around in the dark. >A tv flashes to life before her, on its screen is a faceless green puppet, it turns to face her. "Hello Twilight, I want to play a game." >"Who are you where am I?!" She shouts "For the past several years, you've been a recluse, hidden away in your home. Preferring the company of books over that of living breathing flesh. Well, if its books you want, its books you'll get. Below you is a steel mesh grate, under that, is a small fire. Lets say this represents your knowledge, tell me, what happens when you learn something?" >Twilight looks on at the TV, knowing that any answer given will fall on deaf ears. "Lets find out." >Almost on command, Twilight hears a sliding motion as a book comes down a chute onto the small flame. It spreads onto the book, growing in size. "Books stoke the flames that are our own knowledge. Curiosity compels us to learn, but as you well know, it didn't work out for the cat. Another book will fall in 20 seconds, and in 20 more, so will another. With each book, it brings the fire of knowledge to a brighter shine, if you can not escape, you will die by the fires of your own books. The door can be opened by saying the correct number combination, you'll find the code in that device by the door. But be warned, you must sacrifice the light of day, to see the night of tomorrow. Live or die, make your choice. The device will allow her to see the numbers just long enough before needles shoot out and pop her eye balls

20 hours later 8309345 Six Hooves Under
Dropping in to say that Tranquilize Part Three is close to completion. Lich Doctor Chapter Eleven will be the next thing worked on, I promise.

20 hours later 8309373 Anonymous
>>8309275 Good god.... Welp, looks like I'm not going to sleep anytime soon.

20 hours later 8309385 Anonymous
>>8309275 >T: This is stupid. *teleports out* >T:*teleports back in* None of those books you burnt better be mine or you'll be sorry. *teleports out again*

20 hours later 8309390 Anonymous
>>8309275 I'm liking this, how long does twilight lasts with this so-called device?

20 hours later 8309438 Anonymous
>>8309385 ".....fuck." >Today was a you should have kidnapped an earth pony day >>8309390 Its over man, he called it. >>8309385

20 hours later 8309443 Anonymous
>>8309390 Feel like a dumbass for not reading spoiler

20 hours later 8309493 Anonymous
>>8309438 But he does not have dubs, therefor I deny this action

20 hours later 8309585 Anonymous (Sides.jpg 458x357 140kB)
>>8309275 >>8309385 >>8309438

21 hours later 8309603 Denvernon (b77.gif 500x345 65kB)
Reporting in late to say that SoW 15 and 16 have been deleted because I'm a faggot. 17 is intact but it's a little over 50 lines. I won't be able to get 17 and 16 done before tomorrow because I'm getting up early to get shitfaced for the finale stream. The least I can do tomorrow is post what I have for 15 and slap a WiP on it. Finale confirmed cliffhanger. I'm staying until S4 or until my liver explodes.

21 hours later 8309707 Anonymous (image.jpg 400x617 77kB)
>>8309603

21 hours later 8309734 Anonymous
Going to start a story >wake up >not in your bed Dafuq? >you feel... grass? Where the hell... >you look around, taking in your surroundings. You see... First dubs choose

21 hours later 8309795 Anonymous (220651__safe_twilight-sparkle_edit_ali.jpg 800x727 150kB)
>>8309734 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Kill yourself.

21 hours later 8309804 Anonymous
>>8309734 We don't do that, here. Complete shits up the thread with troll posts and pointless posts.

21 hours later 8309839 Anonymous
>>8309795 Do you have any other way of keeping the thread alive?

21 hours later 8309860 Six Hooves Under
>>8309839 There's always retoasting stories. But it's kind of in bad form.

21 hours later 8309863 Anonymous
>>8309734 Nothing, because you are Ray Charles.

21 hours later 8309866 Anonymous
>>8309839 Yes, we wait for someone to post a story, this thread is in no danger of dying, and anyone who has a story to post probably knows how to use the god damn catalog.

21 hours later 8309927 Anonymous
Oh you faggots want a repost? Well I hate reposting. Talk about dumb shit until someone posts a new thing.

21 hours later 8309966 Anonymous
>>8309734 Might as well keep this thread alive A ruin of a castle that has familiar symbols and markings that you can't help and wonder inside

21 hours later 8309973 Anonymous
>>8309734 Use a poll or first response. Don't build up a spam count to rival that of my email after signing up for a large amount of porn sites.

21 hours later 8310092 Anonymous
>>8309966 Well, phone fuck me over once again. A least I got double dubs

21 hours later 8310249 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes (240794__safe_g3_space_my-little-pony-.jpg 640x480 11kB)
Posting a story from the dead writer graveyard to stop this dub abomination bullshit. This is not my story but that of Violation. >The year is 2370. >Faster-than-light quantum travel exists. >Humanity left Earth a long time ago. >Spreading amongst the stars, the previously united World Government crumbled beneath thousands of colonized worlds. >Humanity, being the fucked up species it is, starts killing each other for fucking retarded reasons. >Casualties are in the hundreds of trillions, entire worlds are completely wiped out. >Clones quickly replace regular soldiers, becoming pawns in the intergalactic game. >You are Anonymous. >One such pawn.

21 hours later 8310269 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310249 >Your combat drone is made for drilling into enemy ships and unloading its cargo: you. >You're equipped with an enormous combat suit, armed with a dozen weapons, tools, and gadgets. You're easily eight feet tall at full height. >You feel safe: the armor plating on the suit could withstand meteor impacts, absolute zero temperatures, and temperatures in excess of ten thousand degrees. >It's also fucking heavy, at least a ton, though it could assist you in moving around. >It covers your entire body, there are no viewports, and only a pair of glowing blue optics arrays adorns the rusty brown coat of paint. The colour of rocks and asteroids they called it. >T-MINUS FIFTEEN SECONDS. >Your armored gauntlets squeeze the restraints. >You were grown for this. Your only purpose in life is war. >TEN SECONDS. >You slow your breathing. Quantum folding was always a rough ride. >Your heartrate slows. >FIVE SECONDS. >The white spines that accompany a jump poke outwards at the ships and drones around you. >Time starts to slow down, the clock slows to a crawl. >THREE. >You blink your eyes. You'd done this kind of mission so many times before. >Get in, kill the crew, and get out. >Simple. >TWO. >You check over your suit's readouts. >Everything looks fine. >You were born for this. >Your entire life revolved around the taking of others. >ONE. >Huge spines tapered off from everywhere. The universe seemed to crack and fall in on itself. >Ships around your drone fall into the blinding white light. >WHITE.

21 hours later 8310286 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310269 >Suddenly you're in the clear. >Ships are all around you. The jump went fine. >You spot the enemy ahead, and your drone identifies the target ship. >An enormous battleship: its hull bristles with all the latest weaponry. >The biggest bastard in the enemy fleet. >Cannons poofed silently in the darkness. >Your drone surges forward to the command ship. >You grip your harness again: the target had begun to try to take out the incoming drones. >There were thousands like yours. Even with fighters, they couldn't hope to kill everyone. >Your drone weaved to the left, avoiding a huge combat suit floating freely in space. >A fighter began trying to take down your pod. >Your restraints tinge and squeal beneath your crushing grip. >The battleship opens fire. >A purple-black cloud leaking white spines screams towards your pod. >You were just a pawn in a game. >Your computer helpfully informs you that a quantum event horizon is inbound. >They didn't care if you lived or died. Just that the job got done. >Even the enemy didn't care... their own fighters erupted beneath this angry anti-fire. >You were born for this. >And you'd die for this. >The haze consumed your pod. >Everything went black.

21 hours later 8310320 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310286 >You can dimly hear an automated female voice. >TX-7 COMBAT BOOT PROTOCOLS INITIATED. >REACTOR: ONLINE. >SENSORS: ONLINE. >WEAPONS: ONLINE. >ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL. >CORRECTION: DAMAGE DETECTED, GENERATING REPORT. . . >SENSOR DAMAGE DETECTED: PRECISE LIFE SIGN DETECTION STATUS LIMITED. >REPORT: REMOTE DETECTION OF LIFE SIGNS LIMITED TO FIFTEEN METERS IN LEFT AND FRONTAL CONES DUE TO DAMAGE. >ARMOR DAMAGE DETECTED: SELF REPAIR SUITE DAMAGED. >REPORT: FINE METALLICS UNABLE TO BE PROCESSED, MECHANISM REPAIR PROBLEMATIC. PLEASE SEE REPAIR OFFICER FOR MAINTENANCE. >OCCUPANT LIFE SIGNS FAILING. >REBOOTING. >A surge of pain arcs across your body. >REBOOT SUCCESSFUL. >SLAM! >A male voice responds to your pod slamming into something. >ACCESS LANDING SUCCESSFUL. DELIVERING PAYLOAD. >You're thrown from your pod by the system's ejection seat, and you fall face first on the ground. >You're still dazed, but you notice something. >The ground, not a ship's deck. >The blast must have pushed you off course and landed you on the planet below. >You strain and push your massive suit's weight upwards. It responds to your movement by helping you rise to your feet.

21 hours later 8310335 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310320 >You look at the scene in front of you. >Sunshine, grass, some trees and mountains in the background. >No, this wasn't the planet below. Otherwise you'd be in the middle of a desert. >Where the hell were you? >SEARCHING SURVEY ARCHIVES. >Gotta love quantum computing. >You wait a few seconds... such a search shouldn't take this long. >NO RESULTS FOUND. >Great. Stranded on planet butt-fuck nowhere. >You see smoke rising in the distance, and angular purple spikes jutting from the ground. >An enemy fighter. You also notice the canopy has been popped. >CLANK! >SCREEEEEEECH. >The pilot had snuck up behind you and slammed your back with something. It sounded like he was trying to penetrate your back reactor. >THUMPH. You move to turn around. >Your blink at the HUD in front of you and select your arm-blade. Twenty inches of solid steel slide forward and lock into place over each of your arms. >THUMPH-THUMPH. You spin as quickly as you can and slice downwards. >The spindly pilot dives out of the way, a length of fighter armor in his hands. >You twist your other arm to skewer him, but again he leaps out of the way so you stab thin air. >It was going to be one of those fights.

21 hours later 8310339 Gatorbait (56304.jpg 600x500 295kB)
>>8301854 >>8301964 >>8304774 Why can't I hold all this Friday Night? Good to know people are picking up my slack.

21 hours later 8310350 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310335 >After half an hour, the end of this fight is nowhere in sight. >The guy in front of you didn't have the power to damage you, and you didn't have the speed to get near him. Your weapons were designed for tight hallways and horrific terror, not an open field. >You decide to try something. >You stop moving, not following the man circling counter clockwise around you. >You hope this stupid tactic works. >Your life sign detector shows his blip moving towards your left side. >You blink through your weapon menu, and select your flame thrower. >It shoots sickly goo, which heated up to burst into flames, then supercooled and exploded, dousing the flames after they had scorched everything. An open flame on a ship was a bad thing if the intent was capture, so this design helped in that regard. >And you wouldn't hurt the pweddy widdle wandscape. >The man circled out of your left cone, and you hear a sickening grinding sound from your back. He was close enough. >THUMPHTHUMPH. >He scarcely had time to dive backwards and land on his ass. >You burn a quarter tank of fuel to roast him. >TERROR LEVEL: 7. RECOMMEND PUSHING ENEMIES CLOSER TOGETHER TO ACHIEVE HIGHER MORALE DROP. >Your suit explained how corralling your foes together would have been a better use of resources, and that such a tactic would demoralize enemy troops. >Your suit still thought that it was attacking a ship. "Cease enemy morale protocols." >DONE.

21 hours later 8310369 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310350 >You really didn't need your suit giving you 7 out of 100 and berating you after such a prolonged fight. >You trudge over to the smoking wreck that used to be a machine of war. It looked like the pilot had tried everything to get the transceiver working, but he hadn't gotten a signal. >No signal? >You thought intergalactic communication always had a signal. >You really were on planet butt-fuck nowhere. >You change the signal to emit one friendly to you and step down. It was a long shot, but, maybe someone would pick it up. >POPULACE DETECTED. >So planet nowhere had nobodies living on it. Good. "Plot course." >After a brief moment, your suit automatically turned you and lumbered off into the grassy field. It walked for you so that you could save your strength. >You took that moment to shut your eyes for a moment. Almost getting killed did a number on how awake you felt.

21 hours later 8310404 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310369 >WARNING, UNIDENTIFIED LIFE FORMS DETECTED. "SHIT." >You stir yourself awake. Unidentified life was ALWAYS bad. >You remembered those slugs from your training vids and how they melted through armor and clothing to feed on bodily fluids. >Your suit had followed a beaten path through the field, apparently it was one well-travelled. >The optics suite couldn't give you a good look just yet. >You unconsciously bring forth your arm blades. >You THUMPH forward into the grass, slowly venturing towards the life ahead. >The long blades played hell on your optic sensors: it couldn't give you a clear picture of what you were about to come across. >Then the path twisted. >You got a good look at what was in front of you. Maybe twenty meters ahead. >It definitely wasn't a slug. That was the Intro to Behind Blue Eyes you can find it here http://pastebin.com/1Dn6FKQF Will continue with part 1

21 hours later 8310432 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310404 >Its back was turned to you. >It hadn't noticed you while you crouched in the long grass. >It looked equine in nature, but was adorned with simple forged armor. >The armor also appeared to be made of solid gold. >Gold was a horrible material for armor. >A horn jutted from the animal's head. >You wondered what the inhabitants of this place did with such ornamental animals. >They must have gone primitive. >Such a thing wasn't unheard of. >A minority of humanity had shunned technology, preferring to return to the roots. >The animal turned around and looked shocked. >"S-Stop right there!" >Perfect English. >A talking horse? >It shocks you for a moment. >You supposed it was possible, given genetic therapy and tampering, but unheard of for primitives. >You stand to your full height, emerging onto the road once more. >You're about double the animal's height. >"I don't know what you are, but I'm taking you into custody!" >You raise your arm-blades. >WARNING: ANTI-GRAVITATIONAL FIELD DETECTED. >You feel weightlessness as the ground falls away. >The horn coming off of the horse's head shines a faux-white. >You blink through to your weapon menu, bringing up a favourite weapon of yours. >The Linebreaker.

21 hours later 8310446 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310432 >It was simple, really, a solid anchor mechanism attached to a thick chain, which could be fired off and retracted. >It was usually used to anchor the suit to ship's hulls from afar, or pull in screaming marines that were out of reach down longer corridors. >You fired it into the ground, and it pulled you down. >You get a better visual on the horse. >Its eyes are larger than normal, very expressive. >It looked horrified, and then shouted for help. >You trudge forward as fast as you can, heavy footfalls shaking the ground. >Your target turns and runs back a few meters, flanked by five more horses that have emerged from the grass. >"You are under arrest!" >WARNING: QUANTUM EVENT DETECTED. >A bright white spike pierces your armor and you white out.

21 hours later 8310463 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310446 >CONSCIOUSNESS LEVELS WITHIN ACCEPTABLE LIMITS. >CHARGING CAPACITORS. >CHARGED. >REBOOTING ORGANIC SYSTEMS. >An arc of pain sears your mind, ripping you back into the land of the living. >SUCCESS. >You were in a small room, lined with brick. >Only a candle and a small barred window allowed any light. >A cell. >You could hear sounds of battle, faintly echoing through the hallway. >Perhaps the cavalry had finally arrived. >You shouldered your suit's weight and stood up. >The suit's helmet demolished the ceiling. >The door looked like it was made of wood, reinforced with iron. >Pathetic. >A single punch splintered the door and you crushed your way past the narrow opening. >You weren't sure how those horses could have fit your suit in there. >It didn't matter. >You stomped your way down the dimly lit corridor, your shoulders shattering every lamp along the way. >You could barely fit, but you made it outside. >Finally standing up, you took in the situation around you. >Absolute chaos. >The horses you had seen earlier were battling with dark, jagged forms. >Dark and jagged usually meant trouble. >Judging by your surroundings - pale towers and silver lining - the golden clad horses were the defenders. >They also seemed to be losing. >Battle, your reason for life. >It was what you were born to do. >You shift the suit's weight from one boot to the other. "Engage battle systems." >ONLINE. >Your HUD updated with hundreds of pings to your front and left, the rear and right being blind. >The damage from the crash. >Your arm-blades slid forward and locked into place. "Identify friendlies," you tell the suit, blinking towards a nearby golden horse. >IDENTIFIED. >REFERENCING AGAINST ALL TARGETS. >DONE: IFF TAGS UPDATED. >The horses flashed green, and the black, spindly forms flashed red. >You were born for this.

21 hours later 8310486 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310463 >The suit thunders forward, and you crush your first insect like a cream-filled donut. >The horses - you guess that they're guards - are shocked. >"The prisoner! It’s free!" >You ignore them, and dismember a pair of enemies. >They had taken notice of you too, and in wisps of smoke, were replaced by more guardsmen. >They still flashed an angry red. >Shapeshifters. >They wouldn't fool you so easily. >You fire off the Linebreaker. >It impales two of the shapeshifters, gutting them completely. >The chain didn't even anchor; it slipped through paste as it recoiled back to you. >A swarm of the shifters flies through the air, the city is absolutely overrun. >THUMPH, THUMPH >Moving forward, a group of a dozen fliers sets on you from behind, clawing at your suit and trying to pry it open. >The tiny little claws barely scratch the paint as you douse yourself in flammable goo and ignite into a pillar of fire. >The charred corpses then freeze and shatter. >You stomp forward, dozens and hundreds of shifters try to overpower you and fail. >You dump the entire tank from your flamer, searing the bodies of hundreds of the shifters. >You slaughtered them. >You were born for this. >The corpses pile up past your knees, you wade through a sea of dismembered body parts. >Your computer helpfully reminds you of 351 confirmed kills. >It beeps again. >WARNING: UNIDENTIFIED GRAVITATIONAL DISTURBANCE DETECTED. >You can see it, the central tower of the city glows like an irradiated stone. >Your Linebreaker anchors into the stone street, and you hunker down. >You disable the optics just in time, a blinding light seared from the tower. >A wave washes over your suit, desperately trying to dislodge it from the ground. >You hear arcing in your backpack's reactor. >WARNING: OVERLOAD IMMINENT. >SYSTEMS SHUTTING DOWN. >The interior of your suit went completely dark.

21 hours later 8310511 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310486 >You hadn't been dislodged, but your reactor had turned off to avoid a breach. >It would take at least two days to safely vent the excess material, otherwise the reactor would burn out completely and you'd have a new coffin. >You just had to wait. >The suit hummed as the timer in the top-right of your vision ticked off the remaining seconds. >It had been tough, sitting in darkness for two days, but you had been trained for that. >You could survive for six months without any supplies on a low power mode, and remaining sane and battle-ready through inky darkness was expected. >The suit went through its regular startup protocol. >REACTOR: ONLINE. >SENSORS: ONLINE. >WEAPONS: ONLINE. >ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL. >NO ADDITIONAL DAMAGE, SEE MAINTENANCE REPORT. >Good, the reactor had vented safely. >Your optics suite lit up to reveal a stone floor, bookshelves, a large hourglass, some carpeting, and various other adornments. >It appeared to be a library; you knew some of the admirals had similar setups. >Books were obsolete in the modern era, where information could be assimilated into a brain rather efficiently. >Around you, a soft blue shield domed overhead, enclosing you. >Outside the shield, a small army of guards stood behind three more important-looking horses. >You couldn't get over how expressive their eyes were. >"It’s waking up!" >A female voice. >"Stand back Twiley, it killed hundreds of changelings, we don't know what it’s capable of." >A male voice. >"It’s all right Shining Armor, the barrier will hold. >Another female, more regal. >Your optics scanned them. >The male was adorned with darker armor with thicker plating. >A white coat and blueish-purple mane, he eyed you warily. >The female to the left was purple, also with a horn. >The last female to the right stood taller than the others, wore regal attire, and also sported wings. A multicoloured, transparent mane flowed via some unseen force.

21 hours later 8310537 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310511 >Your suit was kneeled down, and the barrier probably wouldn't let you stand up. >They would probably interrogate you. >The methods of coping with interrogation flooded your mind. As long as they didn't get in your suit, you doubt that they'd even be able to threaten you. >"So... what is it?" >Your eyebrow rose sharply. >They didn't recognize a terror suit? >"I'm not sure. The guards said they found it outside of Canterlot before the wedding, and locked it up so it didn't cause any trouble. During the attack, it broke free and attacked the changelings. They say it killed more than they could count." >You remained silent. >"Did it attack any of Canterlot's guards?" the regal one asked. >"No Princess, it looked at our guards but then went straight for the changelings." >You'd chosen the correct side in this little conflict. >You noted a mark on the flank of each horse. It appeared to be different for each individual. >The suit read your thoughts and began a catalogue. >"Drop the barrier." >The guard captain, Shining Armor, stammered and objected. The Princess was being rash. >She would not listen, and insisted the barrier come down. >It did. >You rose to your feet, towering over the equines in from of you. >The tallest was the princess, who came up barely to your chest. >You put your gauntlets up in a defensive stance, but kept your arm-blades sheathed. >The trio in front of you eye you closely. >The Princess takes a half step forward. >THUMPH-THUMPH, your stance widens. >You had no doubt you could crush her lithe form with one gauntlet. >"Can you understand me?" she asks slowly. >You remain motionless and silent. >It was better if they believed you could not communicate. >"Let me try something," the smaller, purple horse says. >She ventures forward carefully, and you turn slightly to guard yourself. >A tiny, pale orb escapes from her horn and flits around you. >It stays half a meter from your frame, orbiting.

21 hours later 8310552 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310537 >"I think he can understand us, and can talk, he just... isn't." >A mind probe. >Your massive gauntlet reaches out to crush the device. >And passes through it. >What? >You swipe for it again: you can't seem to grasp it. >The three horses back up. >"Twilight Sparkle, stop that spell immediately." >The Princess sounds cross. >The purple horse meekly complies, and your computer identifies her as Twilight Sparkle. >The computer also runs an analysis on Shining Armor... it seems to think the two horses are related. >The white orb disappears. >Interrogators never called off probes like that, they were far too useful for information gathering. >They were either rookies, who didn't know that such a probe made other techniques less effective... >...or they were not interrogators. >You grit your teeth. Maybe that's what they wanted you to think. >You have your suit run a mental scan. >Nothing was implanted by the probe. >The Princess approaches you again. >"I know that you're afraid, but we don't want to hurt you." >They had had at least three days to do that. >They had also imprisoned you. >"You're in Equestria. I am Princess Celestia, its ruler. Who are you?" >Your computer tagged her and the mark into its database. >You sat in silence, the only sign of life from your suit was the pair of blue optics on the suit's 'face'. >You could tell they were looking at them. >They must not know about the war. >A new species. >First contact was strictly forbidden to be made by clones. >You were meant for war, not discovery. >You sit in silence; you were not supposed to break from your standing orders. >"It’s not going to talk to you, Princess. We should just leave it alone." >"It may be dangerous, Twilight, I wish to know for certain that it won't harm my little p0nies." >P0nies. >Silence becomes harder. >You struggle against the urge to speak. >The probe had definitely done something to you. >More and more you felt the need to answer.

21 hours later 8310571 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310552 >"We should lock it up, Princess, we've seen what it can do, it will only cause trouble." "It will not." >Your suit intentionally garbled your voice into a deep, automated one. >They said only clones and the admirals knew what an unsuited clone really sounded like. >It was forbidden to talk to anyone else. >But if you were to escape and rejoin your unit, you couldn't sit as a prisoner. >"So it CAN talk," Twilight Sparkle observes. >"That doesn't mean he's friendly Twiley, stay back." >"What is your name?" the Princess asks. >You didn't have one. >Your only identifying piece of information was a serial number, much like weapons had serial numbers. >Its purpose was only for quartermasters and equipment specialists to identify specific "organic equipment". >Clones only had one collective name. >One they all shared. "Anonymous." >You had already said too much. >You were strictly forbidden to divulge anything to outside influences, especially making first contact. >The three horses appear to think on the name for a moment. >"But that doesn't mean anything, that's a lack of identity," the guard captain appears frustrated. "I am allowed no identity. I am a solider." >"No identity..." >"Anonymous, where do you come from?" >Interrogation was always subtle. >You chided yourself. >The only way out was damage control. "I will not reveal my origin." >"Why must it remain a secret?" "I do not know your intent." >"My intent is to send you back home, but I cannot do that if I don't know where to send you." >It made sense to you, but your training screamed TRAP. >You sat in silence. >They really did not seem to understand. >You decided to try something.

21 hours later 8310612 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310571 "Are you aware of the galactic war? There are three factions." >Everyone who was alive knew of the Union, the Empire, and the Federation. >They might lie, but you relied on your equipment to try and discern chemical or facial changes. >Tics, things that would suggest a departure from the truth. >"I know nothing of your war or your factions. I have never seen any creature of your like before." >"I didn't even know animals could have metal skin," Twilight points out. >You sat in silence for a few seconds, and then lowered your weighty arms. >You had no evidence to believe that they were hostile, or were of any threat. >This was a new species for sure. This world was definitely uncharted. >You thought about it for a moment longer, then remembered that the Union, your comrades, had areas where soldiers could go if they were separated from their units. >You needed a galactic map, though. >The fighter. "Another craft appeared where I entered your land. I will acquire co-ordinates for you to send me to, and I will destroy the craft." >The group in front of you nodded. >"We did find something in the fields, Princess." >You winced. If they had salvaged the craft, it may poison their society. >You had heard of primitives who advanced too quickly. >The group agreed to your terms and led you outside. >A cleanup of the city was already well underway. >A few chariots were waiting, pulled by the guardsmen. "This will not be adequate." >The guards look at you with a frown. "I doubt that your guards will be able to transport my combat suit, Princess. It is heavier than ten of their brothers." >The Princess eyes you carefully. >"Shining Armor, can you pinpoint where we need to go?" >The captain complies and moves to a nearby ledge, he squints at the landscape below and points towards a thin column of smoke. >A flash of light later, you're standing in the grassy field. >Instant quantum folding, with no engines? Or power sources?

21 hours later 8310638 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310612 >Impressive for primitives. >You lumber over to the column of smoke. >Pushing past the blades of grass, you stop dead. >The ground was slick glass. >The fighter had vaporized itself, having detected primitives in the vicinity. >Your comm signal was gone. >Your map for co-ordinates was gone. >Your way home... >...was gone. >Your boot slamming into the ground sends thunder across the landscape. >The group behind you rushes up, and sees your predicament. "The craft sensed your guards, which means that my own craft did as well. Their technology is not allowed to fall into the hands of primitive--" >"Now wait just a second we're not--" "Do you know what quantum folding is?" >The captain shakes his head. "Plasmatics? Arc reactions? Cyclic atmospheres?" >None of them know what those are. "...Not allowed to fall into primitive hands. It would poison your society." >"And you? What about this... armor you have? Shouldn't you be... like this too?" "You are not in possession of it." >"We could have sampled it; maybe we took part of it!" >You lean down close, the cool blue optics on the suit stared directly into Shining Armor's eyes. "You did not." >A realization suddenly topples your cool resolve. >You were not going home. >You'd been trained to die bravely, but this wasn't a battle. >You were alone; a stranger in a strange land. "It appears I will not be returning home." >Silence falls across the group. >"Um, Princess?" Twilight Sparkle interrupts. "If he can't go home... maybe he needs a new home?" >"An excellent idea Twilight." >You stare at the cold, shining ground. Plasma vapor always left such a shine. >"Anonymous, I would like to extend a formal invitation to Equestria. Given your actions to defend our kingdom, perhaps you can find a new life here, one away from war and fighting." >You knew what happened to deserters. >You didn't want that to happen. >You didn't have a choice. >You weren't born for this.

21 hours later 8310652 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310638 >You answered them with silence, still studying the waving pattern in the glass. >They seemed a thousand miles away. >Everything seemed so far away. >You knew nothing except the most efficient ways to kill a ship's crew and leave it derelict. >Without that, you were without purpose. >Useless. >You'd be a prisoner in this land, waiting for the Union to eventually find you and make an example of you. >But... maybe you were far enough away. "I will accept your invitation." >You had no other choice. >"Excellent! Twilight Sparkle, I will leave Anonymous in your charge." >A flash of light later, you were inside another library. >This one was smaller than the one previous and wood was the primary building material. >You shifted your suit's massive weight from side to side. >"Twilight, why do you ALWAYS bring home such weird stuff?" >A tiny reptile scurried down from the upper level. >"Spike, this is Anonymous." "You may call me Anon if you desire a shorter name." >"Anon. He's new to Equestria, but he can't go home." >"Out of all the places he could have ended up... he ends up here?" >"Yep! And we're going to make sure he makes lots of friends!" >You silently wished the Union death squads would find you soon.

21 hours later 8310739 Anonymous Behind Blue Eyes
>>8310249 >>8310269 >>8310286 >>8310320 >>8310335 >>8310350 >>8310369 >>8310404 >>8310432 >>8310446 >>8310463 >>8310486 >>8310511 >>8310537 >>8310552 >>8310571 >>8310612 >>8310638 >>8310652 There you go. That is the Intro and part 1 of Behind Blue Eyes by Violation. You can find his work at http://pastebin.com/u/Violation I am loathe to post someone elses work but I fealt it had to be done to end that shit. It is almost time for a new thread as well.

21 hours later 8310788 Anonymous
>>8310739 There is no shame in posting chemo.

21 hours later 8310861 Anonymous
>>8310739 Man, I miss Violation.

21 hours later 8310882 Anonymous (1358427924278.png 460x500 216kB)
wheres artfuls pastebin?

21 hours later 8310915 Anonymous (1340357683265.png 1004x971 1010kB)
>>8310882 pls go

21 hours later 8310938 Anonymous
>>8310915 shit wrong image

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>>8311143 >>8311143 >>8311143 New thread....again.

21 hours later 8311183 Anonymous
>>8310915 Dafuq is that pic?

22 hours later 8311739 Anonymous
Bump

22 hours later 8311963 Anonymous
>>8311739 >2013 >thinking you can bump threads that are past the bump limit of 500 shiggy dignity

22 hours later 8312202 Anonymous
>>8311963 Still fucking bumping out of spite

23 hours later 8313529 Anonymous
Need a bump?

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>>8313529

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>>8313566 Was that a yes?

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