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Topic: What would it be like to have a Pony Pen Pal? Which pony would you write to? Old thread: >>7907132

2 min later 7912027 Anonymous
first for Palette Swap prolapse

2 min later 7912031 Anonymous (celestia and anon talking shit.png 1000x1000 634kB)
>not talking shit about other ponies with Celestia

3 min later 7912042 Anonymous
>>7911948 >dr whooves fuck you

4 min later 7912072 Anonymous (PRINCESSTWILY.png 225x250 44kB)
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4 min later 7912079 Anonymous
>>7911948 I had a pen pal when I was a little kid. We had a lot of fun, but one day he stopped writing. ;_;

4 min later 7912084 Anonymous
>>7912042 [wubbing intensifies]

4 min later 7912098 .Jpog (1358995262014.png 256x256 29kB)
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5 min later 7912110 Anonymous
>>7912042 >dr whooves its time turner you brony

5 min later 7912126 Anonymous (tumblr_mc4klrJMUv1rhvkrqo1_1280.png 700x700 129kB)
>>7912098

6 min later 7912129 Anonymous (Sweetie Wings.png 666x405 286kB)
Sweetie Belle should become a princess. I'd worship her. ;_;

6 min later 7912131 Anonymous (they forgot the hole.jpg 1415x1061 361kB)
>>7912098

7 min later 7912166 Anonymous
>>7912079 >tfw you've had pen-friends in Scotland and Turkey with the same results. I miss those g irls sometimes.

7 min later 7912168 Anonymous
>>7912129 >Babs Seed called her the Princess of the Blanks

8 min later 7912223 Anonymous
>>7912129 >you'll never comfort a crying Sweetie Belle

9 min later 7912231 Tex (1354348244688.png 1280x720 472kB)
>>7911948 I'd enjoy getting letters from my favorite pony.

9 min later 7912244 Anonymous
Anon with the anus Palette Swap idea thing. Why do you want to see anal prolapse of Palette Swap?

9 min later 7912247 Anonymous
I love you, MLPG.

9 min later 7912248 Anonymous (Sweetie Belle's Combo Scrunch and Ear Flop Double Cuteness Attack.png 420x404 147kB)
>>7912223 >You will never comfort an ear-flopped scrunching Sweetie Belle.

9 min later 7912255 Anonymous
>>7912231 But Tex, Applebloom has terrible handwriting.

10 min later 7912262 Anonymous
What a shit topic.

10 min later 7912264 Anonymous
>>7912231 >HOWDY TEX >APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES >YOURS, APPLEJACK

10 min later 7912272 Anonymous
I think I want to draw something with Shiny.

10 min later 7912274 Anonymous
>>7912223 >you will never be a little colt trying to win Sweeties heart

10 min later 7912280 Anonymous (Bonbon 8.png 616x616 352kB)
>>7912126 just look at that happy pony that pony deserves to be happy more often

11 min later 7912288 Anonymous
>>7912255 >handwriting Get it together.

11 min later 7912291 Anonymous
>>7912244 To scare off another contributor. Fucking plane ponies bullshit.

11 min later 7912292 Anonymous
>>7912272 Draw him fighting Galactus.

11 min later 7912298 Anonymous
>>7912274 man i hope not i might end up as big a faggot as that puff oc

11 min later 7912299 Tex (jfkd.gif 150x150 402kB)
>>7912255 That's fine, I'm sure Applejack can write her own letters. >>7912264 >after opening the letter

11 min later 7912301 Anonymous
>>7912248 sweetie noooooo

11 min later 7912303 Anonymous
>>7912247 I love you too

11 min later 7912316 Anonymous
>>7911948 Although she's not my favorite, I think Twilight would be the best pony to have as a pen pal. She'd probably have a lot of questions for me, and I know I'd have plenty for her. She writes a lot of letters too. I think it would be fun. But I'd still like to visit her sometime. >>7912262 I think it's a cute topic.

11 min later 7912320 Anonymous (Chad Warden the ABAP master who died for dat triple.jpg 600x401 18kB)
What are you most excited about? Sly Cooper 4 on Tuesday and the announcement on the 20th

11 min later 7912323 Anonymous (1359310969065.jpg 495x386 89kB)
donkeys are smarter than horses. thus in pony world they would be far into the industrial age while pony tech is stuck

12 min later 7912325 Anonymous (Puff Sweetie Belle.png 600x600 72kB)
>>7912298 fuck yo shit, nigga

12 min later 7912331 Anonymous
>>7912292 >Fighting Galactus >Not heralding him HE'S THE SILVER SURFER, ANON.

12 min later 7912336 Anonymous
>>7912292 While riding a silver surfboard. Not the Silver Surfers board, just a silver surfboard. Riding a wave made of space and shit.

12 min later 7912340 Anonymous (1359850684637.png 900x934 149kB)
>not picking Twilight Sparkle as your pen pan step it up

12 min later 7912342 Anonymous
>>7912323 holy SHIT, 10 whole megabytes!

12 min later 7912344 Anonymous (vlcsnap-00024.png 1280x720 1266kB)
>>7912280 she loves to party

12 min later 7912346 Anonymous (1356085121074.gif 853x480 106kB)
>>7912223 anon pls it hurts

12 min later 7912350 Anonymous
>>7912325 Man, what a horrible colt.

13 min later 7912351 Anonymous
>>7912340 b-but I would pick her

13 min later 7912356 Anonymous
>>7912340 pen pan? ...pen PAL?

13 min later 7912361 Anonymous (hoppip's gone bananas.jpg 1600x1200 724kB)
>>7912131

13 min later 7912370 Anonymous
>>7912323 >Mules exist in pone world THIS MEANS PONIES FUCK DONKEYS.

13 min later 7912373 Anonymous (;-;.png 1024x768 1871kB)
and this time on alcoholics anonymous

14 min later 7912386 Anonymous
>>7911948 >Pony Pen Pal I'd choose Lyra because she'd be the most impressed with biology.

14 min later 7912390 Anonymous
>>7912340 I picked her, anon. She'd make a great pen pal.

14 min later 7912393 Anonymous (Sweetie Belle 90.png 864x484 235kB)
>>7912346 she's so sad, anon won't you try to help her?

14 min later 7912394 Anonymous (4135739034766354374362305612836189579783469.jpg 218x300 22kB)
>>7912323 >There was a time when 10MB was a lot of space

14 min later 7912402 Anonymous (boop.png 220x225 21kB)


14 min later 7912403 Anonymous (1354586171016.png 650x650 274kB)
>>7912280 Bonbon is adorable when she's happy.

14 min later 7912414 Anonymous (Sweetie Sad Face.png 843x948 162kB)
>>7912346 You need this. You need to work out these feelings. She will always be sad and you will never be able to comfort her.

14 min later 7912415 Anonymous
>>7912393 She ate all the cookies!

15 min later 7912424 Anonymous
>As you enter the room, you notice a soft looking white pony resting on your bed. >Her mane is red, and you notice she has paint dripping from her tail, creating a mess on your bed. >You smile, thinking she must have been tired from painting all day, as you approach her. >Walking over to the bed, you notice her asscheeks, spread like her legs in the position she was sleeping in. >Your eyes are drawn to her anal pucker, that tiny grey doughnut resting between her asscheeks. >You gulp, feeling your control leaving your body, as you approach her, closer and closer, unzipping your pants as you move >You can her a soft snore as you reach your arms out to her legs >Quickly you grab on to her back legs, the shock awakens her as she yelps >You immediatly slam your large, erect dick into her anus as she screams, thrusting as quickly and as hard as you can. >Her body wobbles to your thrusts, as you only hear her screaming and notice her paint dried tail flopping all over the place >After several minutes inside her, you unload into her tight butthole >You pant with a smile, as you see her crying and laying there. She's coughing and panting from the force >You slowly pull our your dick, her anus so tight it won't let go, making your dick slowly pull out her rectum as you exit, your semen dripping from the prolapsed hole.

15 min later 7912425 Anonymous
>>7912403 She's also cute when she's angry.

15 min later 7912426 Anonymous
>Pony pen pals. >Not Pony Puppet Pals.

15 min later 7912432 Anonymous
>>7912340 she'd be so disappointed by my short letters with no deep or insightful contemplations on the world

15 min later 7912438 ReiDuran (thisissobad.png 2000x2000 846kB)
Ugh. This looks so wrong.

15 min later 7912440 Anonymous
>>7912394 There was a time when entire vidya games could be measured in bytes.

15 min later 7912442 Anonymous
>>7912402 fuck you and fuck your marker

15 min later 7912446 Anonymous
>>7912424 god dammit

15 min later 7912448 Tex
>>7912426 Lots of fun for guys and gals?

16 min later 7912453 Anonymous
>>7912438 Which pony is it?

16 min later 7912457 Anonymous
>>7912424 dad gommit

16 min later 7912459 Anonymous
>>7912438 rei would you be interested in a request?

16 min later 7912463 Anonymous
>>7912394 I have a GIF that weights more than 10 MB.

16 min later 7912469 Anonymous (1328058894674.png 372x394 162kB)
>>7912425 She's cute no matter what.

16 min later 7912472 Anonymous (1358716696173.jpg 264x313 22kB)
>>7912402

16 min later 7912476 Anonymous
>>7912424 gob flobbit

17 min later 7912479 Anonymous (Elvis Karate.gif 320x240 1392kB)
>>7912424 Well... I guess we're doing this.

17 min later 7912482 ReiDuran
>>7912453 Bubble Berry.

17 min later 7912486 Anonymous
>>7912469 >Bon Bonnui

17 min later 7912488 Anonymous (You tried.png 500x500 34kB)
>>7912424 That sucked even for greentexting.

17 min later 7912492 Anonymous (v 1995.png 1426x674 71kB)
>>7912440

17 min later 7912494 Anonymous
>>7912424 gub darpit

17 min later 7912496 Anonymous
>>7912426 I would bonk Pinkie.

17 min later 7912500 ReiDuran
>>7912459 Maybe, sure.

17 min later 7912501 Anonymous
>>7912440 Yeah, the eating game

17 min later 7912505 Anonymous
Princess-hood is actually contagious and acorn Twilight ends up infecting everybody else with it

17 min later 7912514 Anonymous
>>7912469 Her friend is cuter- Wait...she doesn't have a friend...why did I think that? Hm...

18 min later 7912519 Anonymous
>>7912488 I'll make part 2 better then

18 min later 7912526 Anonymous
>>7912424 tarnation

18 min later 7912532 Anonymous
Should I kill myself?

18 min later 7912539 Anonymous
>>7912424 Dang

18 min later 7912541 Anonymous
MLPG is both a clock and a calendar. It's your school, your home, your church, your friend ...and your lover

18 min later 7912542 Anonymous
>>7912438 >>7912453 This better end in auto-felatio

19 min later 7912550 Momo (1357606974579.jpg 1500x1200 832kB)
>>7912514 I want background pony as a penpal

19 min later 7912551 Anonymous (rarity_a.jpg 900x831 121kB)
Rarity she'd have the most legible writing I believe

19 min later 7912552 Anonymous
>>7912424 heavens to betsy

19 min later 7912556 Anonymous (PRINCESS OF THE WONDERBOLTS.jpg 600x450 61kB)
>>7912505 Awesome

19 min later 7912558 Anonymous
I want to give Lyra a squirting maregasm and finally fulfill her life-long thirst for human D. Then we can get Indian food after.

19 min later 7912560 Anonymous
>>7912519 Next time, perhaps use less samefag shit to bump your shit? >>7912526 >>7912494 >>7912476 >>7912457 >>7912446 And fuck off back to /b/

19 min later 7912561 Anonymous
>>7912492 Holy shit, it's always been this way. I find this somehow comforting. I wish I had a computer during the CD vs. Cartridge arguments.

19 min later 7912564 Anonymous
>>7912424 Wowza

19 min later 7912572 Anonymous (103095__UNOPT__safe_fluttershy_animated_vector_eyeroll.gif 700x563 1493kB)
>>7912532 No.. life is good and you will find your way and blah blah blah

20 min later 7912578 Anonymous
>>7912505 I WANNA BE A PRINCESS TOO!

20 min later 7912579 Anonymous
>>7912560 It wasn't me though :)

20 min later 7912582 Anonymous (1358749195775.gif 289x400 2514kB)
>>7912541 I think I am just suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

20 min later 7912583 Anonymous
>>7912551 >Every letter you send she scolds you on your terrible penmanship.

20 min later 7912588 Anonymous
>>7912558 >not treating her to edamame and miso

20 min later 7912594 Anonymous
>>7912532 Be sure to upload your pony folder before you do

20 min later 7912596 Anonymous
>>7912532 You don't like life? What are you, gay or something?

20 min later 7912600 Anonymous
>>7912572 Anon tell he truth.

20 min later 7912601 Anonymous
>>7912424 why, I never

20 min later 7912602 Anonymous
>>7912340 >writing Twilight dirty letters I want to do this just to see her awkward response.

21 min later 7912620 Anonymous
>>7912588 Chink food is ass

21 min later 7912622 ReiDuran
>>7912542 It's supposed to, but... eugh.

21 min later 7912623 Anonymous
Can you believe it? There are some savages out their who wash their hair every OTHER day

21 min later 7912625 Jessy
>>7912424 I am ofended and creeped out. I am leaving MLPG for good!

22 min later 7912633 Anonymous
>>7912588 >you fall into a routine, enjoying each other's intimate touch and then enjoying each other's culture >always enjoying each other's company

22 min later 7912643 Anonymous (oh my gooooood.png 539x528 128kB)
>>7912625

22 min later 7912648 Jessy
>>7912424 I guess you guys do love me! I'll stay.

23 min later 7912656 Anonymous
>>7912623 I can't do that. My hair gets super greasy if I skip a day. >Just go a month only doing it every other day and your hair will produce less grease! I DON'T WANT TO BE GREASE MAN FOR A MONTH.

23 min later 7912657 Anonymous (fluffy Palette.png 910x720 75kB)
>>7912625 At last

23 min later 7912664 Anonymous (where do you think we are.jpg 480x342 117kB)
>>7912620

23 min later 7912666 Anonymous
>>7912622 Please, Rei. Rei, please. Continue. I believe in you

23 min later 7912670 Jessy
>>7912424 You could have done better.

23 min later 7912671 Anonymous
>>7912625 >>7912648 Will the real Jessy please stand up

23 min later 7912673 Anonymous (Youre going to have to eat it all Justin.png 900x1162 605kB)
>>7912600 Fine ok. Life sucks but if you kill yourself then you're basically saying "I'm a little bitch that can't man up and take life on." Do you want to be lifes anal sub? Well? Do you? If you say yes then yes, kill yourself

23 min later 7912676 Anonymous (1318289321907.jpg 587x679 36kB)
Is it disgusting that I want to kiss Fluttershy?

23 min later 7912677 Jessy
>>7912623 >Not conditioning every other day and shampooing on weekends I see you want to go bald, anon

24 min later 7912683 Tex
>>7912671 Hello.

24 min later 7912684 Anonymous (228840__UNOPT__safe_rainbow-dash_fluttershy_applejack_comic_discord_species-swap_griffon_artist-toongrowner.png.png 1675x2138 1655kB)


24 min later 7912686 Anonymous
>>7912623 >not shampooing 1-2 times a month with a very gentle shampoo like baby shampoo or horse shampoo

24 min later 7912690 Anonymous (v.png 360x253 15kB)
>>7912561 turning back the clock finds strange stuff

24 min later 7912694 Glitter Glue
>>7912671 Hey guys

24 min later 7912696 Anonymous
>>7912683 Sit down Tex

24 min later 7912701 Anonymous
>>7912623 I heard there are still people out there permanently damaging their hair by washing it every day.

24 min later 7912705 Anonymous
>>7912670 sry i'll do better next time

24 min later 7912708 Anonymous
>>7912676 No anon. I'd like to do the same. And we never will be able to do so..

25 min later 7912723 Anonymous
>>7912676 Yes. I bet she smells like pine trees and various flowers. So gross.

25 min later 7912725 Anonymous
>>7912694 draw derpy

25 min later 7912726 Anonymous
>>7912656 That's because if you shampoo every day, it strips all the natural oils out of your hair, so it kicks into overdrive and produces a shitload of oil. You should only shampoo 1-2 times a month with a very gentle shampoo, and scrub your scalp well using warm water the rest of the time

25 min later 7912729 Anonymous
>>7912676 No, that's not disgusting at all. That's sweet. What's disgusting is that I want to kiss fluttershy after she's had a long day of getting every mare in ponyville's ass in her face.

26 min later 7912742 Anonymous (I want to cum inside rainbow figurine.jpg 3072x2304 1054kB)


26 min later 7912744 Anonymous (1357488768139.png 1000x756 179kB)
Is it disgusting if I want to kiss Gilda? on her pawpads?

26 min later 7912751 Anonymous
>>7912684 Transformation is my fetish. You know who I could imagine doing a good job of this idea? Ranzab.

26 min later 7912752 Anonymous
Welp, I've just spent my Friday night reading the entire fetish/ULTRAfetish dropbox while my mates were out clubbing/drinking If there is a Heaven, I doubt I'll be allowed in anymore

26 min later 7912754 Anonymous
>>7912729 You'd have to have pretty rotten luck for that to ever happen!

27 min later 7912763 Jessy
>>7912424 Anon, please write about my persona having anal prolapse. Sounds hot!

27 min later 7912764 Anonymous
>>7912671 You never know when Jessy us here. She flies in under the radar.

27 min later 7912768 Anonymous
>>7912350 You mad jelly he's hugging that and you aren't.

27 min later 7912769 Anonymous
>>7912726 Castille soaps are ok, too. I use African black soap every other day, it's got shea butter and shit in it, no harsh chemicals in it that dry the fuck out of your skin.

28 min later 7912773 Anonymous
>>7912763 >persona >not ponysona >or fursona

28 min later 7912774 Anonymous
>>7912690 >Atari 800 >Eight years ago >Check date >1989 HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THE MORE THINGS CHANGE, THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME.

28 min later 7912786 Anonymous
>>7912742 i really hope he starts producing that shit. i was in his threads giving him some ideas.

28 min later 7912792 Anonymous
>>7912764 You are Jessy!

28 min later 7912793 Anonymous
>>7912752 What's the difference between the ULTRA and the normal one?

28 min later 7912794 Anonymous
>>7912752 So which one was your favorite?

29 min later 7912801 Anonymous
>>7912763 Only if you avatarfag more!

29 min later 7912802 Anonymous
>>7912742 Sell it to me. I will use it in my next WH40k campaign

29 min later 7912803 Anonymous
>>7912754 Anon... I want this.

29 min later 7912806 Anonymous
>>7912764 I would fly under her radar IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

29 min later 7912812 Anonymous
>>7912752 >not edging to beast porn for hours while feeling simultaneously ashamed and aroused, resulting in a white-knucke, toe curling shamegasm

29 min later 7912818 Anonymous
>>7912744 >implying she would let you do that >implying she would blush and stutter out the word Dweeb

29 min later 7912825 Anonymous
>>7912751 I'm fond of solidasp, myself

29 min later 7912826 Anonymous
>>7912794 Not him, but the short stinkymare thing

29 min later 7912827 Anonymous
>>7912806 How? She's a fucking whale

30 min later 7912830 Anonymous
>>7912774 this was back when people had to know what the fuck they were talking about when arguing. they couldn't just google it.

30 min later 7912834 RustyDooks
http://www.livestream.com/dooks Coloring a donkeycorn and other stuff!

30 min later 7912836 Anonymous
Music is difficult. how do I learn stuff?

30 min later 7912838 Jessy
>>7912806 That is lewd anon. And I was beginning to like you.

30 min later 7912842 Anonymous
>>7912802 >"Today we fly!"

30 min later 7912850 Anonymous
>>7912825 Isn't it cool that a lot of the old guys from like ten years ago are coming back better than ever?

30 min later 7912851 Anonymous
>>7912806 Well she'll never notice you anyway

31 min later 7912860 Anonymous
>>7912818 maybe they're ticklish

31 min later 7912861 Anonymous (fluttergasp.png 3150x4791 989kB)
>>7912723 I want to kiss her slowly. I want our tongues touch. Trading saliva would be fine too.

31 min later 7912862 Anonymous
>>7912690 There were caps of peeps saying that Daggerfall was the shit and Morrowind was the biggest blunder in Elder Scrolls. Ancient /v/ indeed

31 min later 7912866 Anonymous (IFeelSoSkinny.jpg 1500x1141 845kB)
>>7912792 NOT EVEN I WAS AWARE OF IT! I MUST BE SOME SORT OF MASTER OF DISGUISE!

32 min later 7912876 Anonymous
>>7912861 Would you cum in her mouth and then kiss her?

32 min later 7912881 Anonymous
>>7912684 Which pone would you slowly and painfully transform into a griffon? Would you include a personality change to turn her bitchier?

33 min later 7912889 Anonymous
>>7912862 well one thing is sure, the next elder scrolls will just have the hero going to each town to be fucked in the ass by every male to win the game.

33 min later 7912894 Anonymous (1359866162979.png 511x489 183kB)
>>7912861 ...go on... kissing is the best

33 min later 7912898 Anonymous
>>7912850 even not-so-new guys, Kuma has been churning out a lot the past few years

33 min later 7912902 Anonymous
>>7912690 I really love looking at stuff from the (relatively) early days of the internet. Like that one website with tons of textfiles from the eighties and early nineties.

33 min later 7912905 Anonymous (thehorror.png 500x444 190kB)
>>7912866 oh god

34 min later 7912907 Anonymous
>>7912876 unf cumswapping is my fetish

34 min later 7912910 Tex
>>7912889 Still better than the MMO.

34 min later 7912919 Anonymous
>>7912898 >not-so-new I mean not-so-old

34 min later 7912924 Anonymous
>>7912881 Fluttershy, of course. Yes, of course.

34 min later 7912928 Jessy
>>7912861 Man, you can't just be that aggressive with Fluttershy. You have to take it slow, give her those gentle pecks on the lips, then eventually give her the tongue. When she's finally comfortable kissing you you get nasty with her. If you come on to strong you'll just end up scaring her.

34 min later 7912931 Anonymous
>>7912907 Please anon, use the politically correct term Snowballing.

35 min later 7912937 Anonymous
>>7912907 Especially if it's forced With Rainbow Dash or Trixie But mostly with Gilda

35 min later 7912945 Anonymous
>>7912751 >>7912825 >>7912850 >>7912898 Where can I find these writers?

35 min later 7912946 Anonymous (turn back the clock.gif 1100x752 150kB)


35 min later 7912950 Anonymous
>>7912898 >>7912919 It's a good time for us.

35 min later 7912957 Anonymous
>>7912928 You are not Jessy

36 min later 7912962 Anonymous
>>7912937 No, dammit, keep your sub shit outta this

36 min later 7912965 Anonymous
>>7912898 >>7912825 I'm going to need some links here I haven't had a good tfboner in a long time

36 min later 7912968 Anonymous
>>7912945 They are artists. You can find them on Furaffinity or various TF sites that you should ALREADY KNOW.

36 min later 7912974 Anonymous
>>7912910 You mean the MMO's real, and not a joke?

36 min later 7912979 Anonymous
>>7912946 Holy shit a lot those came true

36 min later 7912980 Anonymous
>>7912794 Slutty Mare. TG/TF/futa/corruption masterrace. My New Year's Resolution was to swear off all human/furry porn, so I use horses to get my jollies

36 min later 7912981 Scrubbing Bubbles (Pinkie Stand Up.png 533x442 255kB)
Why do Rainbow Dash and Tank get a long so well? Cause tortoises love fruits!

36 min later 7912989 Anonymous
>>7912965 Just google them, man.

37 min later 7912992 Jessy
>>7912957 You can't prove that I'm not Jessy.

37 min later 7912994 Anonymous
>>7912962 you keep your snowballing shit outta this! this was supposed to be about kissing!

37 min later 7912998 Tex
>>7912974 It's both.

37 min later 7913005 Anonymous (1358954127985.jpg 1280x998 1701kB)
Luna or celestia?

37 min later 7913008 Anonymous (What'sWrongBigSister IJustWannaHug.jpg 1500x1141 763kB)
>>7912905

37 min later 7913010 Anonymous (1293853684495.png 143x138 29kB)
>>7912946 >powerful computers will be able to create adventure games infinitely more complex than those you can play on a micro today >tfw the true adventure game genre is ded.

37 min later 7913012 Anonymous
>>7913005 Cadance.

37 min later 7913013 Anonymous (Scared.png 421x500 154kB)
>>7912946 >.gif

37 min later 7913016 Anonymous (Six and a Half Hours.jpg 1564x4832 1725kB)
>>7912980 The six hour quest thing? That was a ton of fun.

37 min later 7913017 Anonymous (1353173672246.gif 250x144 547kB)
>>7912981

38 min later 7913023 Jessy
>>7912992 I am Jessy!

38 min later 7913025 Anonymous
>>7913005 That is an impossible decision and you are a bad person forcing me to choose

38 min later 7913028 Anonymous
>>7913005 double hotdog lets go

38 min later 7913031 Anonymous
>>7913005 In that picture? DEFINITELY LUNA, THAT BUTT I WANT TO EAT IT.

38 min later 7913032 Anonymous
>>7913005 Both. Luna, then Celestia. Then Luna again.

38 min later 7913033 Anonymous
>>7912979 We SURPASSED a lot of those predictions, actually. They'd be very proud of us, I'm sure.

38 min later 7913040 Anonymous (1330558258978.png 530x439 283kB)
>>7912981 Ugggggggggggh

39 min later 7913049 Anonymous
>>7912998 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYgb M99udRQ

39 min later 7913057 Anonymous
>>7913005 Both Sitting on my face

39 min later 7913058 Anonymous
>>7913033 >>7912979 It's cool how we've failed to achieve many of the dreams of past scientists, but god dammit if we don't have our super futuristic video games.

39 min later 7913065 Anonymous (1358105587514.png 1280x854 1064kB)
>>7913005 Both

40 min later 7913076 Anonymous (lagstabs__lagstabs_everywhere_by_takethesquid-d4vwifg.png 900x557 151kB)
>>7912946 >which will transmit your moves and those of your opponent with very little time delay

40 min later 7913077 Anonymous
>>7912945 >>7912965 artists. FA /user/solidasp , /user/kuma and of course gryf

40 min later 7913082 Anonymous (trixieface.jpg 164x226 34kB)
>>7913005 Both

40 min later 7913095 Anonymous
>>7913065 I love this artist. I know you guys hate this artist, but I love this artist. Please don't hate me.

40 min later 7913096 Anonymous (131519612057.jpg 454x569 169kB)
>>7913058 Well you don't have to break physics to make "graphically advanced" vidya games

41 min later 7913098 Anonymous
why do you fucknigs think you are entitled to both princesses

41 min later 7913106 Anonymous (1359172732062.jpg 1312x1373 1456kB)
>>7913005 Luna AND Celestia

41 min later 7913108 Anonymous
>>7913016 Supposedly, that and the rest of the ULTRA-ultra-fetish stuff(alicorn sounding, hivemother Twilight, etc) was done by one very depraved/bored anon I wish to bear his children

41 min later 7913124 Anonymous
>>7913098 I'm the only human in Equestria so naturally there's benefits.

41 min later 7913125 Anonymous
>>7913095 I do too. So dont worry.

41 min later 7913131 Anonymous
>>7913108 You mean that set is exclusively stuff by one guy? Can you post a link?

41 min later 7913133 Anonymous
>>7913098 Because I know I don't even deserve one so I might as well go for broke

42 min later 7913140 Jessy
>>7913106 Did he just copy and paste those faces?

42 min later 7913141 Anonymous
>>7913098 Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

42 min later 7913157 Anonymous (1335157415247.gif 254x335 794kB)
>>7912894 I want to be holding her while I kiss her so we're as close as possible. Nice and slow, nothing aggressive. Maybe prod a bit with my tongue to see if she's receptive then probe further with it so we can swap our fluids. This is kind of hard because I've never kissed someone before.

42 min later 7913158 Anonymous
>>7913140 Hey, that's what I said 12 hours ago.

43 min later 7913171 Anonymous
You don't really know what depravity is until you've masturbated to this. http://pastebin.com/GJy5nidy

43 min later 7913179 Anonymous
>>7913098 Because playing favorites was what caused NMM. You should be able to appreciate both in equal measure.

43 min later 7913185 Anonymous (stallion painting.png 1246x1213 160kB)
>>7913108 Emptyaudio truly is a great man >>7913131 https://www.dropbox.com/sh/jqjsrjf3 h2a784q/Dx1XWr485T?lst is the main box The EmptyAudio folder is stuff he had a hand in writing

43 min later 7913186 Anonymous (celestia 2.png 1747x2192 1333kB)
guys guys guys what if the princess coronation is to make celestia a queen

44 min later 7913191 Jessy (1346020005879.png 1160x1100 562kB)
>>7913095 Relax. I love me some Atryl. Siden is alright too

44 min later 7913203 Anonymous
Pony should body check pony

44 min later 7913205 Anonymous
>>7913186 lauren pls

44 min later 7913212 Anonymous (1359603156806.png 1091x969 214kB)
Chrysalis = NMM >Luna > Celestia > cadence > Twilight

44 min later 7913218 Anonymous
>>7913203 I know I'd check a pony's body.

44 min later 7913219 Anonymous
>>7913171 >scat >not be soashamedpony do you even foodscat

45 min later 7913228 Anonymous
>>7913185 Flattery will get you everywhere. <3 <3

45 min later 7913237 Anonymous
>>7913005 See anon, the make it or break it question is: which has the bigger bush?

45 min later 7913239 Anonymous
>>7913185 >anthro trixie teases anon oh god, i can't believe someone saved that...

45 min later 7913248 Anonymous (231798__UNOPT__safe_pinkie-pie_animated_artist-professor-ponyarity.gif.gif 827x749 244kB)


46 min later 7913249 Anonymous
>>7913171 >that feel when It helps that I wrote a lot of it too

46 min later 7913252 Anonymous
>>7913171 I have masturbated to that so hard. It's probably in the top 30 grossest things I've ever masturbated to multiple times.

46 min later 7913262 Anonymous
>>7913237 They're princesses. They're neatly trimmed. Luna's is styled in the shape of a crescent moon

46 min later 7913271 Anonymous
>>7913248 >this goes on for hours every day

46 min later 7913275 Anonymous
>>7913239 you should do more of it

46 min later 7913277 Anonymous
>>7913262 >Neatly trimmed DROPPED

47 min later 7913283 Anonymous
>>7913248 i think that pony is annoying. she was much less annoying in S2. i guess that is what you get for characterization now.

47 min later 7913287 Anonymous
>>7913203 Is MLPG going to watch the Super Bowl?

47 min later 7913289 Anonymous
What does "Eternity's Shylock" mean? Something about a Jew who takes his "pound of flesh" at the end of the universe?

47 min later 7913300 Anonymous
>>7913262 That's bullshit, nobody's gonna see their pubes. If anything, I'd imagine they're let it grow out because it's more womanly to not trim.

47 min later 7913303 Anonymous
>>7913287 I only watch real sports.

48 min later 7913309 Anonymous (1336160441203.jpg 409x393 45kB)
>derpibooru's spoiler pic for season finale

48 min later 7913316 Anonymous
>on /co/ earlier, thread about the PPG reboot >Some how ponies come up >People start bitching about the show >"Its just more blow average shit. I tried watching it once and had to turn it off after five minutes. There was some zebra witch doctor and she turned them into tiny ponies or something. It was pretty bad." You know, I usually respect other people's opinions when they like or not like something. But then they have an opinion and yeah I still respect it but what the heck. I probably should just avoid this site on Saturday afternoons

48 min later 7913317 Anonymous
>>7913287 I doubt MLPG will have anything going on about it on game day, but I sure as hell will be watching it

48 min later 7913320 Anonymous
>>7913287 rooting for the ravens

48 min later 7913321 Anonymous
>>7913287 You mean the advertising and board games party? Hell yeah I'm going.

48 min later 7913323 ReiDuran
http://i.imgur.com/Z8HUF7p.jpg NSFW I don't like it, but I'm trying.

48 min later 7913324 Anonymous
>>7913277 Ew.

48 min later 7913325 Anonymous
>>7913287 I have to work...

48 min later 7913330 Anonymous
>>7913033 >>7913058 Now all I can think of is a man who designed games in the eighties who made all these predictions and projections as to what games would be like in the future, seeing a project made by his son today. It's all so different from what he was sure would happen. The technology he thought wouldn't catch on, did, wildly so! Playing a game with someone hundreds of miles away with minimal delay? Multiple controllers for a multiplayer game? Out the window. Now you can play with hundreds of people, all over the world, as if they're right there with you. Control over multiple characters? Control of the environments? Realistic displays? Now the characters and environments and even the PHYSICS in the games take care of themselves! It's unreal, how REAL it all feels now! It's all so beyond him now he doesn't even know where to start. His son smiles at him and says, "S-so what do you think, dad? It's not like YOU used to do it, but--" "I was wrong." "H-huh?" "You've gone so much further than I thought you would. You've proven me wrong today, son." He steps forward and hugs the young man, tears in his eyes. "And I couldn't be more proud of you."

48 min later 7913333 Anonymous
>>7913300 THAT'S bullshit.

49 min later 7913342 Anonymous
>>7913316 Where's that spongebob picture

49 min later 7913346 Anonymous
>>7913186 Then why is it called the princess coronation? That makes no sense.....unless she was to become a DOUBLE princess

49 min later 7913349 Anonymous (87812.jpg 900x589 82kB)
>>7913082 >all this futa Trixie I don't know why it exists. But it gives me a boner.

49 min later 7913353 Anonymous (Groovy Princesses.png 559x1032 587kB)
>>7913300 I prefer my princesses groovy. And groovy chicks let nature take its course.

49 min later 7913354 Dr. White (fooling around color.png 1600x1244 760kB)
I think I'm finished with this. I have a simple background if you'd like to see, but for now I'll just post a transparency. What do you think?

49 min later 7913357 Anonymous
For the past 19 years, I had no idea guys weren't supposed to use hairbrushes/hairdryers. Everyone in my family does It was only mild shame when my new roommates laughed at all my shit, but it still hurt

49 min later 7913358 Anonymous
>>7913323 There better be cum all over his face in the finished version

50 min later 7913370 Anonymous
>>7913248 Why can't she be real?

50 min later 7913372 Anonymous
>>7913349 Because the penis is the ultimate sign of domination.

50 min later 7913374 Anonymous
>>7913354 I think Discord should have turned her pink as a joke.

50 min later 7913376 Tex
>>7913354 Looks good. Post background.

50 min later 7913383 Anonymous (231656__UNOPT__safe_pinkie-pie_animated_solo_pot_50f180a77f123b0e9600008b.gif.gif 600x338 2335kB)
WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVASTATION

51 min later 7913391 Anonymous (Lon Chaney, Jr.jpg 522x580 39kB)
>>7913330 T-that's a beautiful feel, anon...

51 min later 7913393 Anonymous (11436__safe_humanized_scootaloo_twist_artist-emlan_sweetie-scoot_dinky-doo.png 1113x882 748kB)
>>7913353 That artists humans are some of m favorites

51 min later 7913398 Anonymous
>>7913333 Makes more sense than shaving.

51 min later 7913406 Anonymous
>>7913330 ;u;

51 min later 7913414 Anonymous
>>7913275 u-uh m-maybe. someday. when I've had a bit to drink.

51 min later 7913417 Anonymous
>>7913393 Yeah, same here.

52 min later 7913422 Anonymous
>>7913287 What would it be like to have a super bowl party with the mane 6? I guess Pinkie would host with a lot of snack food and Dash and AJ would be into it, but I don't see it going over well for the rest

52 min later 7913430 Anonymous
>>7912826 >stinkymare thing body odor is my biggest shameboner ever, there needs to be more of this

52 min later 7913435 Anonymous (1347416417507.jpg 590x459 30kB)
>>7913330

52 min later 7913439 Anonymous
>>7913393 GOD DAMMIT, THAT IS THE CUTEST DINKY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

52 min later 7913442 Anonymous
>>7913383 DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM

53 min later 7913458 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>7913372 Then why do you have one?

53 min later 7913459 Anonymous
>>7913383 DO YOU FEEL IT APPLE BLOOM

53 min later 7913460 Anonymous
>>7913422 The others would probably all be pretty bored/just there to hang out, and only get interested in the commercials

53 min later 7913461 Anonymous
>>7913393 >that Dinky-Doo >That Sweetie Oh My God. My heart...

53 min later 7913464 Anonymous
>>7913430 It's my absolute numero uno fetish. I haven't masturbated in years without imagining smells, I've realized. The harsher, the better. except for scat, that shit's fucking gross

53 min later 7913472 Anonymous
>>7913422 Yeah, I'm not too big on sports. But it would be cool to hang out with six friends and have snacks and get drunk and stuff.

54 min later 7913490 Anonymous
>>7913422 >implying Rarity wouldn't have to decline, since she's going to her parents' for their Super Bowl party >She's decked out with a team jersey, hat, drink carrier, and little foam hand for her horn >She's not the least bit embarrassed.

54 min later 7913492 Anonymous (95584__UNOPT__humanized_derpy-hooves_package.png 289x615 135kB)
>>7913439 >>7913461 Derpy isn't that bad either

54 min later 7913497 Anonymous
>>7913393 The dinky and sweetie might be samefacing pretty hard, but the designs of the characters themselves are great.

54 min later 7913504 Anonymous
>>7913464 heh. "that shit's gross."

55 min later 7913515 Anonymous
>>7913422 I mostly go to superbowl parties for the food and the company. The only pull the game itself holds for me is the occasional awesome play, like that 100-yard run the Cardinals made a few years back, as well as the halftime shows and the commercials.

55 min later 7913526 Anonymous (Dogs.jpg 900x2582 640kB)
>>7913492 This is a really cool artist. Did they do this one too?

55 min later 7913534 Anonymous
>>7913464 It's precisely BECAUSE it's gross that it's so arousing.

55 min later 7913536 Anonymous (I'm posting a pic to get more attention.gif 480x270 2421kB)
You're in the kiss cam with worst pony, what do you do?

55 min later 7913537 Anonymous
>>7913492 Her arms are too long and her hands are too big.

55 min later 7913538 Anonymous
>>7913490 Artfags where are you

55 min later 7913542 Anonymous
>>7913464 Smelly feet and sweaty girls coming home after an intense workout annihilate my boner

55 min later 7913547 Anonymous
>>7913422 AJ would be a total Cowboys fan, Dash would be...Steelers or Patriots probably. They'd spend the whole game trash talking and bantering with each other. Pinkie/Rarity/Fluttershy would probably get bored and just be there for the party/commercials. Twilight would have a big ass blackboard and do a John Madden analysis of every play and how the stats compare with every previous Bowl.

56 min later 7913551 Anonymous
>>7913536 What is the kiss cam?

56 min later 7913553 Anonymous
>>7913492 What's with the box? Why did the artist include so much blank space?

56 min later 7913560 Anonymous
>>7913526 oh my gosh oh my gosh

56 min later 7913562 Anonymous
>>7913536 I'm sorry Rarity but you're an ugly horse.

56 min later 7913564 Anonymous
>>7913526 10/10 would let Lyra sit next to me on the couch as I rubbed her head

56 min later 7913565 Anonymous (NanakoDojima.jpg 893x2415 209kB)
>>7913393 that Sweetie reminds me of Nanako I love it

56 min later 7913566 Anonymous
>>7913526 >You will never have a Lassiejack ;;;;;;_;;;;;;

56 min later 7913573 Anonymous
>>7913534 Are you me?

56 min later 7913575 Anonymous
>>7913536 but which pony is worst pony?

57 min later 7913581 Anonymous
>>7913490 >And she fully expects you to attend. >Well, not her, more her father.

57 min later 7913586 Anonymous
>>7913526 >Derpy doggy's tail slamming the ground with quick heavy thuds

57 min later 7913587 Anonymous
>>7913536 >Twist I give her a very deliberate handshake.

57 min later 7913589 Anonymous (17923__.png 1874x821 1107kB)
>>7913526 Yep.

57 min later 7913592 Anonymous
>>7913492 >"Teeeeee-ter Totter, TEEEEEE-ter totter...!"

57 min later 7913604 Anonymous
>>7913538 >>7913490 Seconding, especially because her dad looks like Mike Ditka and has the football cutie mark. He's totally a Bears or Cheesehead fan, especially given the accent.

57 min later 7913607 Anonymous
>>7913536 Kiss my beer.

57 min later 7913611 Anonymous (kiss_cam.jpg 630x421 88kB)
>>7913551 anon pls

58 min later 7913612 Anonymous
>>7913537 Well you know what they say about a girl with long arms and big hands They are very ugly

58 min later 7913621 Anonymous
>>7913526 >Zecora Pitbull Yo that's racus!

58 min later 7913625 Anonymous
What can I use at a convention booth table to help display my prints for easy visibility, height, and convenience? What do most people use?

58 min later 7913627 Dr. White (pink.png 1600x1244 762kB)
>>7913374 While funnier, this really messes with the complimentary color scheme I was trying to go for.

58 min later 7913634 Anonymous
>>7913393 I just wanna pick Sweetie up and hug her!

58 min later 7913636 Anonymous
>>7913536 >Pinkie I dunno, probably on the cheek or something for the fans.

59 min later 7913639 Anonymous
>>7913604 He's got a pretty obvious Chicago accent. The MOM is the one who sounds a bit further north, closer to Wisconsin.

59 min later 7913640 Anonymous
>>7913612 And they've got a big dick.

59 min later 7913644 Anonymous
>>7913586 >come home from work >she's at the door, barking her head off >come inside >she immediately turns around and beats the shit out of your shins with her wildly wagging tail

59 min later 7913649 Anonymous
http://www.xvideos.com/video3452503 /virtual_tongue_job I would kill a man to have my favorite pony do this to me

59 min later 7913651 Anonymous
>>7913611 It'll be really embarrassing, but I guess I gotta kiss her. But who is the worst pony?

59 min later 7913653 Anonymous
>>7913625 An easel on the desk?

59 min later 7913657 Anonymous
>>7913547 >Pinkie >Boared by anything

59 min later 7913661 Anonymous
>>7913644 God, Derpy would be such an awful dog.

59 min later 7913665 Anonymous
>>7913589 That Applejack and Fluttershy and possibly the Rainbow Dash's hair are about the only human things by Emlan that I don't like.

59 min later 7913666 Anonymous
>>7913627 Thank you for humoring me. I'm saving both versions.

1 hours later 7913674 Anonymous
>>7913644 >come inside How untoward!

1 hours later 7913676 Anonymous
>>7913627 I love your coloring, White, good job.

1 hours later 7913679 Anonymous
Found out you could just order female hormones off the internet. Time to be best trap

1 hours later 7913683 The Man Who Killed Sweetiepoo
Just one question guys. What replaced ponybooru after it was shut down?

1 hours later 7913687 Anonymous
>>7913665 I know what you mean about AJ and Flutters, but I really like short hair on human Dash.

1 hours later 7913689 Anonymous
>>7913653 That's not tall enough, and is just table-level. I mean like, big display racks/towers that people have and plaster their prints on. You want height

1 hours later 7913690 Anonymous
>>7913581 Let's go!

1 hours later 7913691 Anonymous
>>7913592 >she finally loses her balance and the box falls off her head >"JENGA!" >she giggles to herself >"...Wait." >she picks up the fallen box >the sound of broken glass shifting around comes from inside >"...Oh..."

1 hours later 7913706 Anonymous
>>7913679 wait really why am I considering this

1 hours later 7913710 Anonymous
>>7913683 yourmotherbooru.com

1 hours later 7913719 Anonymous
>>7913661 >out in the back yard, grilling >She running around in the yard playing >Go inside with the food, closing the sliding glass door behind you >She runs into it full force >You've had her for nearly a decade and she still doesnt learn

1 hours later 7913721 Anonymous
>>7913679 I wonder if you can overdose on them. I wonder if it would kill you.

1 hours later 7913723 Anonymous
>>7913683 Derpibooru

1 hours later 7913726 Anonymous
>>7912031 HAH I'd rather gossip with bon bon though

1 hours later 7913728 Anonymous
>>7913679 >>7913706 Fuck off.

1 hours later 7913732 Dr. White
>>7913683 Nothing. We send each other pictures by post now.

1 hours later 7913735 Anonymous
>>7913691 >"I wonder why they are shipping maracas...

1 hours later 7913740 Anonymous
>>7913721 If you survive, you are reborn as She-Zow!

1 hours later 7913742 Anonymous
>>7913679 I don't know if it's the same thing, but I saw bulk packages of estrogen at Costco the other day just sitting on the shelves.

1 hours later 7913747 Anonymous
>>7913679 >>7913706 No really, what this guy said. >>7913728

1 hours later 7913754 Anonymous
>>7913639 My new headcanon is that both her parents are huge football fans, and they made filly Rarity do a year of peewee football. Her parents have the only picture of her in her oversized padding and helmet.

1 hours later 7913761 Anonymous
>>7913732 >by post >not by mail Dude I've sent you a picture of Twilight some days ago, did you receive it?

1 hours later 7913763 Anonymous
>>7913732 Ooh, White, I have another search query: octavia cum_inflation

1 hours later 7913768 Anonymous (full[1].jpg 550x412 418kB)
>>7913653 Something like this is more what I was thinking off. Is it just PVC pipe? And is there like, kits for stuff like this?

1 hours later 7913772 Anonymous
I shouldn't waste my whole night here on MLPG again Next pony posted I will love and hug and pretend to cuddle unconditionally

1 hours later 7913773 Anonymous
>>7912373 >getting drunk >around ponies take pictures

1 hours later 7913782 Anonymous
>>7913740 I MUST DO THIS I COULD BE SHE-LARIOUS

1 hours later 7913787 Anonymous
>>7913719 >wave a stick and toss it in the back yard >she just stares at it for a moment then back at you, panting dumbly >later you're inside and you toss a piece of paper into the trash can >she bolts into the room and sends the can clattering to the floor, grabbing the paper and trotting back over to you before dropping it at your feet, her tail thumping expectantly

1 hours later 7913788 Anonymous (1359006565261.png 1164x852 280kB)
>>7912031 >you'll never see Celestia spill all her dirty dirty secrets about the mane 6

1 hours later 7913798 Anonymous
>>7913719 >Install a dog door into the garage. >You come in the front door and you hear toe nails scrape on the hard concrete trying to get purchase. >You brace for it before it comes. >A massive thus can be heard on the garage door. >A few seconds later she come barging around the corner, ecstatic that you are back.

1 hours later 7913802 Anonymous (3rd street saints ain't nothing to fuck with.png 660x721 494kB)
>>7913772

1 hours later 7913812 Anonymous
>>7913787 GOD DAMMIT DERPY STUPID DOG! YA MADE ME LOOK BAD! OOGABOOGABOOGA!!

1 hours later 7913814 Anonymous
>>7913706 A fraction(maybe ~15%) of MLPG has gender issues. Probably why they're so into futa

1 hours later 7913819 ReiDuran
>>7913798 That is just fucking ADORABLE.

1 hours later 7913822 Anonymous
>>7913773 Not him but. It's how I update my blog...

1 hours later 7913825 Anonymous
>>7913393 >Sweetie will never walk up beside you and hold your hand >you'll never look over to see her smiling up at you

1 hours later 7913839 Anonymous
>>7913825 It's the sweater, man. It's too cute.

1 hours later 7913847 The Man Who Killed Sweetiepoo
>>7913723 and what replaced derpybooru after it was shut down?

1 hours later 7913853 Anonymous
>>7913814 I don't have gender issues, I'm just extremely bi.

1 hours later 7913860 Anonymous
LIKE A GOOD NEIGH-BOR, STATE FARM IS THERE WITH YOUR FAVORITE PONY

1 hours later 7913866 Anonymous
>>7913847 Derpibooru hasn't been shut down. derpiboo.ru

1 hours later 7913867 Anonymous (1209329.png 116x78 1kB)


1 hours later 7913873 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>7913812 Derpy's a nice enough dog and all, but I guess she's not perfect

1 hours later 7913886 Anonymous
>>7913867 die cis scum

1 hours later 7913894 Anonymous
>>7913866 It was, jokes on you. Oh wait...

1 hours later 7913895 Anonymous
>>7913814 I'm a male physically and mentally and I'm 100% straight and I'm into futa, so I find that generalization improbable

1 hours later 7913896 Anonymous
I miss /co/. More specifically, I miss the Toph/Sari r34 that used to be all over page 0 back in '08

1 hours later 7913901 Anonymous
>>7913812 >Derpy wakes you up in the middle of the night, jumping up and down on your bed >"Bubba! Bubbbabubbabuba!" >swat her on the head with a rolled-up newspaper >"Shut up!" >roll over and go back to sleep >"Stupid dog..."

1 hours later 7913914 Anonymous
>>7913814 When I was a kid, I really wanted to be a girl. I would have dreams about it and stuff. I had a small amount of dolls, and I watched several girl cartoons. My babysitters dressed me in girl clothes all the time when I was like four. But I seemed to "grow out of it" pretty quickly, by the time I was like ten.

1 hours later 7913919 Anonymous
>>7913822 link?

1 hours later 7913931 Anonymous
>>7913901 >Die later that night of carbon monoxide poisoning

1 hours later 7913935 Anonymous
>>7913867 [x]Male

1 hours later 7913942 Anonymous
>>7913914 ...And here you are now.

1 hours later 7913943 Anonymous
>>7913919 http://thegooglieponies.tumblr.com

1 hours later 7913947 Anonymous (Mabel-gravity-falls-31568526-600-400.jpg 600x400 84kB)
>>7913839 Cute sweaters, you say? Hey I just realised...isn't Gravity Falls supposed to be taking place during summer? How come Mabel's always wearing a big, fluffy sweater!?

1 hours later 7913950 Anonymous (THIS IS THE OTHER PLACE.gif 200x148 1105kB)
>>7913901 >>"Bubba! Bubbbabubbabuba!"

1 hours later 7913954 Anonymous
>>7913860 BLAH BLAH INSURANCE PONY COME HELP.

1 hours later 7913967 Anonymous
>>7913947 it's Oregon even in the summer the weather blows

1 hours later 7913971 Anonymous
>>7913947 Cause the north west is chilly?

1 hours later 7913972 Anonymous
>>7913947 Because Oregon. >>7913942 Funny how things work out. I don't really have fantasies about wanting to be female anymore.

1 hours later 7913975 Anonymous
>>7913947 I wear sweaters pretty much 24/7 it's kind of my thing

1 hours later 7913980 Anonymous (FlutterShit.jpg 500x598 85kB)
>>7913954 I got you a Fluttershy...

1 hours later 7913987 Anonymous (1301794490449.jpg 658x493 198kB)
>>7913954 Here I am!

1 hours later 7913989 Anonymous
>>7913825 >(Oh god oh god she's holding my hand I don't even know who she is)

1 hours later 7913991 Anonymous
Why does Western culture encourage teens/young adults to drink, sometimes to the point of blacking out and vomitting/shitting errywhere?

1 hours later 7913995 Anonymous
>>7913980 I would bathe her.

1 hours later 7913999 Anonymous (mable hug pinkie.gif 500x281 528kB)
>>7913947 These two are some of my favorite cartoon characters right now

1 hours later 7914000 Anonymous
>>7913980 cheap ass ponesurance.

1 hours later 7914010 Anonymous
>>7913991 I don't know why you're asking that in this thread. I also don't know if that sort of thing is really "encouraged".

1 hours later 7914013 Anonymous
>>7913972 That's good anon. It's not healthy.

1 hours later 7914015 Anonymous (Silver Spoon Human 8.jpg 800x800 149kB)
>>7913839 a trip to Sweatertown can make any girl cuter

1 hours later 7914018 Anonymous
>>7913991 To forget about our terrible education system.

1 hours later 7914021 Anonymous
>>7913999 Good god, what I wouldn't give to be in the middle of a nonsexual cuddle three-way with those two.

1 hours later 7914027 Anonymous
>>7913987 >Twilight from State Farm helps you through all your paper work and gets you everything you need in a timely fashion >Derpy shows you how many eggs she can stuff in her mouth at once

1 hours later 7914030 Anonymous
>>7914015 I'm a big man, I can't fit inside that puny girl sweater.

1 hours later 7914041 Anonymous
Dare I venture into the Gravity Falls general? I've already seen my share of milkmare/please kidnap me/tulpa/hypno stuff, don't think there could be anything worse than that

1 hours later 7914042 Anonymous
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?

1 hours later 7914045 Anonymous
>>7913931 >implying she wouldn't miraculously save your life while you slept >implying you'd notice when you woke up in the morning >implying you wouldn't keep treating her like the stupid dog she is, completely unaware

1 hours later 7914048 Anonymous
>>7914027 >the answer is two >she tries to get to three every time but just ends up getting yolk all over your shoes

1 hours later 7914050 Anonymous
>>7913679 That's extremely dangerous, anon. Be sure to carefully read about how much you can take without killing yourself. Hormones are powerful as fuck. Also consider antiandrogens to minimize the masculinity. (Again, read up on safe limits.)

1 hours later 7914053 Anonymous (awaiting_an_answer_by_applesarcum-d4ztrwj.png 583x480 197kB)
Why are the two humanized rainbow dash's I drew getting popular? I drew and uploaded them ages ago.

1 hours later 7914054 Anonymous
>>7914041 GFG is all incest talk. So, not terribly different.

1 hours later 7914067 Anonymous
>>7913987 I'd choose blah blah insurance every if it gave me an very cute pony

1 hours later 7914069 Anonymous
>>7914053 I dont know, but if you post them, I'll probably just hate them and point out all the flaws of which I;m certain I can contrive numerous.

1 hours later 7914077 Anonymous
>>7914027 Twilight = State Farm Pinkie = Progressive Applejack = Allstate Rainbow = ESurance Rarity = Geico Fluttershy = Nationwide

1 hours later 7914080 Anonymous
>>7913943 but I'm following you already update when

1 hours later 7914082 Anonymous
>>7914053 Such nice tits and ass. Wish you'd do more. I'm sick of flat chests.

1 hours later 7914092 Anonymous
>>7914041 >>7914054 I've been there Its literally all incest all the time. I mean yeah here we're a bunch of faggots wanting to fuck horses and what not. But with them in constant. Also they're getting one new episode in a few weeks, then ANOTHER hiatus for no one knows how long

1 hours later 7914104 Elslowmo (1359680034608.png 931x822 190kB)
Here's a princess horse inked and colored.

1 hours later 7914110 Anonymous
>>7914092 When that dies, then that will make 5 great cartoons canceled in 2013.

1 hours later 7914117 Anonymous
>>7914104 >you will never use the riding crop a little

1 hours later 7914124 ReiDuran
>>7914104 I like that princess horse, but where's her wings?

1 hours later 7914126 Art-Anon (Sports-Fan-Rarity-Rough-sketch.png 720x480 174kB)
>>7913538 >>7913604 >>7913754 >>7913581 Yo!

1 hours later 7914136 Anonymous
>>7914110 I kinda wish FIM would be number six rather then have it continue the way its heading

1 hours later 7914139 Anonymous
>>7914104 S-SUCH UNCOUTH CLOTHING ON A PRINCESS UNACCEPTABLE

1 hours later 7914142 Anonymous
>>7914077 >implying Fluttershy wouldn't go for Geico because of the cute little Gecko >implying racist Applejack wouldn't use Progressive because of the black guy in the commercials Pinkie would make a great Flo though

1 hours later 7914144 Elslowmo (1359680034609.png 931x822 161kB)
>>7914104 and flats

1 hours later 7914149 Anonymous
>>7914126 hahahahaha

1 hours later 7914154 Anonymous
>>7914126 based art-anon

1 hours later 7914155 Anonymous
>>7914139 What's uncouth?

1 hours later 7914165 Anonymous
>>7914050 Thanks for the words of caution, already read up on dosages and cardiovascular risks and whatnot. Don't think I'll actually go through with it in the long run I'll just wait until science creates viable futas

1 hours later 7914176 Anonymous
>>7914142 Yeah, I was thinking Pinkie would be Flo.

1 hours later 7914184 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>7914142 I know what you mean. They have similarities I bet they'd seem almost like family. Pinkie would probably even call her aunt flow!

1 hours later 7914186 Anonymous (excited pony with an excited pony tshirt.jpg 759x1024 134kB)
>>7914126 >foam hoof >not foam hand

1 hours later 7914188 Anonymous
>>7914126 That's adorable.

1 hours later 7914194 Anonymous
>>7914104 would Celestia make a good steed?

1 hours later 7914197 Art-Anon
>>7914186 I thought it was funnier that way.

1 hours later 7914203 Anonymous
>>7914165 >that feel when you might not live long enough to upload into a slutty pony body

1 hours later 7914209 Anonymous
>>7914186 >not a foam middle-finger hand that says "Your Team Sucks"

1 hours later 7914211 Anonymous
>>7914126 >Rarity with her usual fancy hair under a sports cap help me I am die

1 hours later 7914226 Anonymous
>>7914186 I wonder if there is a creature in Equestria that has five fingers.

1 hours later 7914229 Anonymous
>>7914155 PUT IT AWAY APPLE BLOOM

1 hours later 7914238 Anonymous
>>7914211 it's tied into pigtails

1 hours later 7914243 Anonymous
the only boyfriend I would accept for Twilight is if she had a penpal boyfriend whom she'd never seen before alternatively, she just claims to have a boyfriend, but says he lives in canterlot so that's why her friends have never met him

1 hours later 7914245 Anonymous
>>7914203 >Closet by Henmaru Machino will never be possible

1 hours later 7914246 Anonymous
>>7914226 Doesn't Iron Will have hands?

1 hours later 7914255 Anonymous
What conventions are you going to this year?

1 hours later 7914263 Anonymous
>>7914126 Do you think only Earth ponies are allowed to play Football? What would their team be named?

1 hours later 7914288 Anonymous
>Twilight Sparkle becomes a princess. Marries Blueblood.

1 hours later 7914289 Anonymous
Any interesting news?

1 hours later 7914290 Anonymous (rainbow dash thing.png 1200x933 635kB)
>>7914069 You mean besides the fact I never even finished it? I liked this one until I realized the proportions were horrendous and broken

1 hours later 7914298 Anonymous (Iron_Will_demands_a_half_day_S02E19.png 1280x720 483kB)
>>7914246 But he has four fingers.

1 hours later 7914299 Anonymous
>>7914243 don't get roped into compromises anon Twilight was shut-in and friendless before Ponyville, nothing else is canon

1 hours later 7914303 Anonymous
>>7914289 Yes, new studies show that I'M THE GREATEST

1 hours later 7914305 Anonymous
>>7914243 Yeah more like they introduce her boyfriend who she's had all along and just never got around to mentioning.

1 hours later 7914308 Anonymous
>>7914263 It's probably comparable to Warhammer's Blood bowl, with less blood.

1 hours later 7914310 Anonymous
What's next weeks episode supposed to be about anyways?

1 hours later 7914318 Anonymous
>>7914298 close enough

1 hours later 7914319 Anonymous
>>7914290 Maybe...try again?

1 hours later 7914324 Anonymous
>>7914298 No he has three fingers and a thumb.

1 hours later 7914330 Anonymous
>>7914303 Keep dreaming. Because I am the greatest.

1 hours later 7914331 Anonymous (1348950953889.png 800x689 517kB)
>>7914290 That Dash looks stupid.

1 hours later 7914336 Anonymous
>>7914299 that's why penpals work, since they're the friend-equivalent for shut-ins alternatively the plot is about her getting a penpal

1 hours later 7914337 Anonymous
>>7914243 That would be hilarious and awkward.

1 hours later 7914347 Anonymous
>>7914310 Castanza is making an appeal to host the next Pone Olympics in the Crystal Empire.

1 hours later 7914352 Anonymous
>>7914290 Do it one more time? The sexy potential is there.

1 hours later 7914364 Anonymous (1304732124854.jpg 516x418 100kB)
>>7914310 The equestrian Special Olympics

1 hours later 7914372 Anonymous
>>7914336 what plot?

1 hours later 7914373 Anonymous
>>7914305 And he's the son of the queen of Equestria

1 hours later 7914388 Anonymous (I dont know.jpg 849x866 550kB)
I honestly feel like the show is going in the absolute worse direction and is undoing everything it had accomplished

1 hours later 7914390 Anonymous (Untitled.png 753x497 529kB)
>>7914289 There's a cute game on the hub

1 hours later 7914396 Anonymous (1335067684788.png 1008x716 697kB)
>>7914310 The girls finally arrive at Chrysallis' fortress to get the CMC back.

1 hours later 7914397 Anonymous
>>7914337 >It happens in season 4 post-alicorn-princess-Twilight >Twilight goes to meet some dork in a backwater town in her full princess regalia plus honor guard

1 hours later 7914399 Anonymous
>>7914364 Assuming Derpy is not retarded, and just cross-eyed, wouldn't she qualify for the PARAlympics?

1 hours later 7914400 Anonymous
>>7914388 I disagree!

1 hours later 7914412 Anonymous
>>7914290 >DA SH flat chest makes sense but big titty dash fits her flashy bragging cunt routine pretty well too

1 hours later 7914417 Anonymous
>>7914305 If they lampshaded just how out of the blue it is and the boy was hopelessly weird- no, it wouldn't even work. I still kind of wish Twilight's friends did more than just act surprised when she mentioned her brother. Like they went on a small tangent about how she never mentioned she had a brother. Just acknowledging the fact she never brought it up would have made it better.

1 hours later 7914418 Anonymous
>>7914390 Oh yeah, I saw that happened. Link

1 hours later 7914420 Anonymous
>>7914388 it is, it makes you remember that Hasbro is a company owned by evil jews

1 hours later 7914426 Anonymous
>>7914399 An olympics full of paralyzed people sounds really boring.

1 hours later 7914429 Anonymous
>>7914388 I am feeling the same way, but you and I should both really really wait and see what happens.

1 hours later 7914442 Anonymous
>>7914243 >Twilight's pen pal boyfriend is actually one of Equestrias most violent criminals on death row. >"Well today seems to be my last day here, love, perhaps we will write again to one another one day." >'I wonder where hes going that doesn't even have a post office...'

1 hours later 7914443 Anonymous
>>7914429 Good boy

1 hours later 7914448 Anonymous
>>7914372 make an episode where twilight gets a penpal boyfriend use it to teach girls about the perils and potential of internet dating

1 hours later 7914456 Anonymous
>>7914388 Well, when it's over, at least you'll have some other shows to watch like...um... But hey, the comics will still be going!

1 hours later 7914464 Anonymous
>>7914397 >"There he is!" >all the guards instantly swarm him, surrounding him on all sides with their spears pointed at him >"N-No, we're not capturing him..." >after a moment's hesitation they all raise their spears >"...So! Sorry I'm late!" >"...it's fine..." >the poor stallion looks like he's about to go into cardiac arrest

1 hours later 7914466 Anonymous
>>7914443 >Good goy Fixed that for you.

1 hours later 7914472 Anonymous
what the fuck happened to korra

1 hours later 7914475 Anonymous (Scoot Movie.png 500x375 93kB)
>>7914347 >Another episode about the Crystal Empire

1 hours later 7914481 Anonymous (bama.jpg 293x391 28kB)
>>7914388 WELCOME TO CAPITALISM WHERE ART GOES TO DIE

1 hours later 7914485 Anonymous
>>7914472 Coming in either april or early summer

1 hours later 7914486 Anonymous
>>7914243 The pen-pal boyfriend is basically the internet-boyfriend of the pre-internet age, so that's basically Twilight's perfect relationship. I do kind of like the idea of an episode about her friends trying to get her to meet this guy in person already and she don't wanna 'cause uggggh real relationships are harrrrd.

1 hours later 7914498 Anonymous
>>7914448 >internet dating I was thinking the same thing. Like he turns out to be very different than in the letters he's written. Like he's a fat, ponytailed weirdo with thick glasses who collects figurines of the Wonderbolts and Princesses and stuff.

1 hours later 7914507 Anonymous
>>7914448 >all the other ponies share their horror stories to dissuade her from going through with a meetup >Twilight insists that her pen pal is different and that everything's going to be fine >they set a date and when he shows up he's a perfectly normal stallion >during dinner he offhandedly mentions that he's not really a fan of reading >"Oh god you were all right, why didn't I trust my friends?!"

1 hours later 7914509 Anonymous
>>7914390 I figured you guys already talked about it to death so I didn't bring it up... All the level data (and game settings) are stored in XML files and somebody downloaded the files. Mods are in the works. >>7909096 You can unlock the items in the gamesettings.xml file.

1 hours later 7914519 Anonymous (Untitled.png 755x501 351kB)
>>7914418 http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/sp ecials/racing-is-magic/?soc=fbk_hub _hsm_0213_001 Password is HUBTV

1 hours later 7914520 Anonymous
>>7914498 And we learn that true love is about shallow appearances. Brilliant!

1 hours later 7914530 Anonymous (twilight crying.gif 200x200 471kB)
>>7914420 >>7914481 >Hasbro is going to do to this show what they did to Xcom

1 hours later 7914532 Anonymous
>>7914498 >"You like Princess Celestia too?! You never told me!" >instant sex

1 hours later 7914537 Anonymous
>>7914498 Oh man, it would be so cool if they did an episode with a creepy obsessed nerdy brony-analogue, like that one episode of Powerpuff Girls. But they'd never do it.

1 hours later 7914538 Anonymous (Nobody said it was easy.jpg 849x470 68kB)
>>7914426 fuck you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvwu AGHJP24#t=01m50s

1 hours later 7914539 Anonymous
>>7914448 >Twilight sends letters to her secret pen pal boyfriend through the regular post >Spike stumbles across a cache of letters she was hiding to mail later and mistakes them for letters for the princess >Celestia reads the letters and realizes Twilight's been hiding a relationship from her "My little ponyyyyy, my little ponyyyyy, ahhhh ahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhh..."

1 hours later 7914546 Anonymous
>>7914388 I blame Obama. You vote him president again and he destroyed ponies.

1 hours later 7914551 Anonymous
>>7914509 THEY FORGOT AJ'S FUCKING FRECKLES

1 hours later 7914558 Anonymous
>>7914530 But X-Com gets rave reviews. I was just playing and enjoying it.

1 hours later 7914560 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>7914426 Yeah, I can see the whole thing just being a big flop

1 hours later 7914561 Anonymous
>>7914308 >one wikipedia search later Jesus. If Rarity's dad played THAT...

1 hours later 7914562 Anonymous (TWILYCORN.png 960x601 594kB)
>>7914498 >"YOU'VE GOT A DOLL OF ME?!?"

1 hours later 7914564 Anonymous
>>7914520 >Shallow appearances He's a creepy obsessive nerd. And he lied about his life, so he's manipulative. The fatness and glasses and ponytail would just be for comedy's sake.

1 hours later 7914566 Anonymous
>>7914537 I would also love this.

1 hours later 7914570 Anonymous
>>7914243 heard this idea before my favorite variation is there is no penpal, pinkie and rainbow dash are pranking twilight by writing her letters from a fake secret admirer then when twilight gets too into it they freak out about breaking her heart and draft some stallion into pretending to be her admirer so he can let her down easy

1 hours later 7914575 Anonymous
>>7914560 pffffhahahaha

1 hours later 7914577 Anonymous
>>7914532 >Twilight has a boner for creepy obsessed nerds. I like that pone. ;_;

1 hours later 7914578 Anonymous
>>7914481 TIME TO DIIEEEE YEAAAAHHH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWez b39yjKc

1 hours later 7914582 Anonymous
>>7914562 MLP will never have that PPG episode.

1 hours later 7914588 Anonymous
>tfw your most intense orgasm is to something shameful and disgusting >stoned and edging for 2 hours to greentext fetish stories >someone posts a fatherless link of a guy fucking a white mare with a beautiful pink pussy in heat >every time he plunges to the hilt, it winks with a juicy squelching sounds while dripping marecum everywhere >my shameboner is reaching critical mass >mindblowing orgasm that takes my breath away and makes me groan like a wounded animal while I shoot load after load fucking everywhere >post-orgasm crash hits and I'm consumed by shame as I get a roll of paper towels to clean up my mess shamegasms are the best, until you come back down to reality

1 hours later 7914589 Anonymous
>>7914564 You could just do that with rarity dating online blueblood

1 hours later 7914591 Anonymous
>>7914486 >Turns out he's the librarian of the next town over. >Twilight can't talk to stallions in person. >They spend their whole date reading silently in the same room and passing notes.

1 hours later 7914593 Anonymous
>>7914570 >my favorite variation is there is no penpal, pinkie and rainbow dash are pranking twilight by writing her letters from a fake secret admirer SIMPSONS DID IT SIMPSONS DID IT

1 hours later 7914599 Anonymous
>>7914593 Simpsons also went to shit. So, they have that in common.

1 hours later 7914601 Anonymous
>>7914539 that would actually be a kinda wicked cold-opening, and the plot being as much about twilight wanting to hide something personal and embarrassing from the princess as the pen-panl himself

1 hours later 7914602 Anonymous
>>7914588 "Oh god, what did I masturbate to?"

1 hours later 7914603 Anonymous
>>7914558 No no XCOM now is by Firaxis, the people behind the Civilization games. Hasbro bought the rights to the game when Microprose went under and turned what was a tactical squad game of strategy and intrigue, into a mindless FPS and flight simulator To have ponies be like XCOM now would be having someone like Disney buy it after it goes under for a decade or so

1 hours later 7914610 Anonymous
>>7914588 Living The fucking Dream

1 hours later 7914611 Anonymous
>>7914589 >They finally agree to meet. >"YOU!" >'YOU AGAIN?!'

1 hours later 7914615 Anonymous
>>7914591 That'd be the ideal date for me Especially if its a guy

1 hours later 7914620 Anonymous
>>7914602 That feel, you feel like shit when you're finally done, totally disgusted with yourself.

1 hours later 7914622 Wolf Nanaki
>>7914290 Shit man, that's a nice Dash you got there.

1 hours later 7914628 Anonymous
>>7914599 MLP now >>>>>>>>>>> Simpsons now Simpsons then >>>>>>>>>> MLP then

1 hours later 7914631 Anonymous (1330242749187.png 1600x1600 196kB)
>>7914399 >>7914426 >it turns out she IS a Paralympian, and disabled athletes from all over Equestria compete >after knowing this for some time, you finally get up the courage to ask her what the difference between the Paralympics and the Special Olympics is. >"We compete for medals - not hugs."

1 hours later 7914638 Anonymous
>>7914602 yeah, that sounds familiar...

1 hours later 7914639 Anonymous
>Racing game >Earth ponies race on the farm >Pegasuses in the sky >Unicorns IN THE FUCKING EVERFREE FOREST Master race as always

1 hours later 7914649 Anonymous
>>7914570 >Twilight waiting in town square wearing a blue lilac in her hair, waiting to see a stallion recognize it >Shamefaced Dash and Pinkie come up to her >Break the news that they wrote the letters themselves >Twilight's heart crushed to paste >Runs crying back to the library M-my heart...

1 hours later 7914657 Anonymous
>>7914649 NO DON'T DO THIS TO ME I'LL DIE

1 hours later 7914660 Anonymous
>>7914588 >guy fucking a white mare with a beautiful pink pussy in heat L-link?

1 hours later 7914670 Anonymous
>>7914649 literally worse than MMDW

1 hours later 7914677 Anonymous
>>7914649 >not >"Oh I knew it was you two all along" >"It's hard not to notice the rainbow glitter and the sweets from Sugarcube Dinner" >"I'm here for my real date"

1 hours later 7914679 Anonymous
>>7914631 >"Awesome." >Lean down to fistbump her. >She misses the first time. >"What do you do, anyways?" >'Javelin!'

1 hours later 7914689 Anonymous
>>7914649 >Pinkie >Doing that lel no Did you even see GTBO?

1 hours later 7914690 Anonymous
>>7914649 What if they really did do a super serious and emotionally heavy episode just out of nowhere? I don't know what I'd think.

1 hours later 7914693 Anonymous
>>7914649 >she's in there for days >just sobbing >not even Spike can get her to come out.

1 hours later 7914695 Anonymous
>>7914679 HAHA

1 hours later 7914699 Anonymous (spaghettipocalypse.png 346x253 55kB)
>>7914677 >Sugarcube Dinner

1 hours later 7914710 Anonymous (key to the harem.png 788x916 137kB)
>>7914397 Twilight having trouble trying to date after becoming a princess is for some reason really funny to me, like take all the portrayals of her as an awkward dork and throw in the separation caused by being a royal divine.

1 hours later 7914719 Anonymous
>>7914677 >Real date ANd who would that be?

1 hours later 7914733 Anonymous
>>7914677 >>7914719 >"That's also us"

1 hours later 7914734 Anonymous
>>7914719 me

1 hours later 7914736 Anonymous
>>7914710 >Luna wants to keep all the qt colts

1 hours later 7914738 Anonymous
>>7914591 I could see Fluttershy's first real date turning out this way too.

1 hours later 7914741 Anonymous
>>7914710 Poor Twily.

1 hours later 7914747 Anonymous
>>7914710 > a closet full of colts they pull out like coats for cuddles and coitus cute.

1 hours later 7914752 Anonymous
>>7914679 >"...So, uh...how do you do?" >"Gold medalist, three years running!"

1 hours later 7914757 Anonymous
>>7914734 Can I have Pinkie? Somebody pick up Dash for us.

1 hours later 7914760 Anonymous
>>7914710 Weaver does it again

1 hours later 7914761 Anonymous
>>7914693 >He tries luring her out by sliding a book tied to a string under the door and fishing her out. >It just gets yanked on so hard he slams into the door.

1 hours later 7914775 Anonymous
>>7914757 >Two humans double dating ponies What sort of hijinks are we in for?

1 hours later 7914780 Anonymous
>>7914752 >"It really helps when the spotter runs the other way after you hit them." >'...'

1 hours later 7914783 Anonymous
>>7914757 >Dash gets stuck with me that's what she gets for being a cunt

1 hours later 7914784 Anonymous
>>7914689 Obviously they start it off innocently and don't realize it could hurt her feelings, but she writes a really sincere response and they keep the prank going. By the time they realize they've gone too far they can't stop without hurting her feelings. I liked the one idea where Dash and Pinkie get [Stallion] to pretend to be the admirer and go on a date with Twilight, only for Twilight to realize they don't know anything that was in the letters and the whole three's company style scheme to fall apart, but it's mostly okay since the date with [Stallion] goes okay anyway. Lesson for the kids about making sure your pranks and fun don't hurt the people you care about, badda bing badda boom.

1 hours later 7914788 Anonymous
>>7914760 >that feel when you realize you lieve in Weaverville

1 hours later 7914809 Anonymous
>>7914775 Basically just being awesome and having pony girlfriends. I mean, let's face it. If we actually HAD our waifus, we would never argue about who's best.

1 hours later 7914813 Anonymous
>>7914757 I brought AJ.

1 hours later 7914816 Anonymous (cheerilee science filly.gif 477x347 703kB)
>>7914719 this one, of course

1 hours later 7914817 Anonymous
>>7914710 its luna's expression in the last panel that makes this. it's so "oh god, she really thought we had a harem, she is so fucked up."

1 hours later 7914821 Anonymous
>>7914660 http://www.sendspace.com/file/bkpcq r http://www.sendspace.com/file/6zmqb z http://www.sendspace.com/file/z23ls 3

1 hours later 7914830 RustyDooks (Inkycorn Soup blue.png 737x1250 446kB)
I give you guys, an Inkycorn! Drawn by: Soup

1 hours later 7914833 Anonymous
>>7914816 But Cherrilee is a mare!

1 hours later 7914834 Anonymous
>>7914809 But what if the ponies talk about whos husbando is stronger? I would have to prove that I am the superior husband.

1 hours later 7914841 Anonymous
>>7914817 "What the hell did my sister stick in this ponies messed up little head about being a princess..."

1 hours later 7914850 Anonymous
>>7914588 >still feeling shame over what you masturbate to How long have you been on this site?

1 hours later 7914854 Anonymous
>>7914830 Souper souper cute.

1 hours later 7914858 RustyDooks (Inkycorn Soup red.png 737x1250 451kB)
>>7914830 And a red version, because I thought it looked neat.

1 hours later 7914863 Anonymous
>>7914817 >>7914841 Well, Im sure we know what Twilight's first order of business will be. books.

1 hours later 7914870 Anonymous
>>7914834 I would do my best, but I know Pinkie'd love me anyway if I failed.

1 hours later 7914871 Anonymous
>>7914834 Careful. I fight dirty.

1 hours later 7914872 Anonymous
>>7914830 Hey Dooks can you color something are are you going to bed?

1 hours later 7914876 RustyDooks
Oh, and I'm still streaming, by the way. http://www.livestream.com/dooks Rarity and Sweetie Belle next!

1 hours later 7914878 Anonymous
>>7914816 >>7914833 >There will never be an episode that tells girls it's ok to like girls

1 hours later 7914882 Anonymous
>>7914834 AJ and Dash would probably be the ones to do that. Rarity would be content with knowing she'd found her prince. Twilight and Fluttershy would be shy about their relationships, but a little goading will get them talking about how sweet they are Pinkie would be Pinkie

1 hours later 7914888 Anonymous
>>7914834 Oh lord, Brony gladiatorial matches. Winner gets to stay in Equestria, loser is shamed and exiled into Pony Mexico. Only on Hay -Per-View

1 hours later 7914891 Anonymous
>>7914878 >As long as you record it.

1 hours later 7914895 Anonymous
>>7914601 The show's really been missing an episode that actually examines and tests Twilight's relationship with Celestia. Lesson Zero showed her slavish devotion and Celestia's infinite patience, sure, but what about a case where Celestia's wrong? Or wants to do something Twilight disagrees with? It'd be neat if for once Celestia had to learn a lesson, or does something that makes Twilight uncomfortable or puts undue stress on her and Twilight talking to her about it is part of the lesson.

1 hours later 7914902 Anonymous
>>7914882 Pinkie would initiate a jousting match or polo game with each mare sitting on their human's shoulders.

1 hours later 7914912 RustyDooks
>>7914872 I'm still coloring! What did you needed?

1 hours later 7914918 Anonymous
>>7914895 That kind of happened in the wedding episodes.

1 hours later 7914922 Anonymous
>>7914895 If lesson zero is any indication, if Celestia did show a lack of patience, Twilight would probably kill herself in shame.

1 hours later 7914923 Anonymous
>>7914589 If they ever do another Trixie episode it should basically be like this, although it probably wouldn't be for a date.

1 hours later 7914926 Anonymous
>>7914690 Oh god, they do one of THOSE episodes. >There is no moral >Just sad >Little girls and bronies everywhere cry for weeks I still say they could do that with a Luna and Celestia episode >Celestia sends NMM Luna to the moon >Celestia is entirely alone, the only immortal not locked away or destroyed >To live a thousand years without the only one who understands what eternity means >She promises she'll wait forever >The final scene has Celestia standing on the balcony quietly gazing up at the moon every night >Below we can see Ponyville grow over the years, decades, centuries >Mountains shift in the distance >Monuments are erected >The Everfree is pushed back >And Celestia stands there every night on her balcony, thinking of her sister

1 hours later 7914934 Anonymous
>>7914888 If the pink one was on the line, no one could stop me. No one.

1 hours later 7914943 Anonymous
>>7914888 Where have the equine puns gone?

1 hours later 7914947 Anonymous
>>7914888 Reminds me of the Waifu Olympics we talking about some time ago Oh man that was a fun thread

1 hours later 7914955 Anonymous (133617106244.png 667x861 175kB)
Would your favorite pony be proud of you?

1 hours later 7914966 Anonymous
>>7914926 Fuck fuck fuck. Both Futurama and Hey Arnold seemed to have a lot of episodes like that. But I just don't see it happening with ponies. I would go full brony and feel emotions if it did, though.

1 hours later 7914974 Anonymous
>>7914955 No. Most of the other ones would be though.

1 hours later 7914975 Anonymous
>>7914955 She would be proud of my original character

1 hours later 7914982 Anonymous (Twilight Sparkle 317.jpg 330x378 31kB)
>>7914955 Doubt it.

1 hours later 7914988 Anonymous (Lamia Rarity Twilight Hipnosis.png 500x500 190kB)
>>7914912 Well if you could do this I'd be grateful

1 hours later 7914989 Anonymous (55 - Class Picture.png 1720x800 681kB)
>>7914947 I vaguely remember that being somehow connected to this.

1 hours later 7915002 Anonymous
>>7914923 >Implying a blind date Twixie episode wouldn't be great

1 hours later 7915005 Anonymous
>>7914955 Not if she saw how messy my desks are...

1 hours later 7915014 Anonymous
>>7914955 >Pinkie No, I don't think so. I'm not incredibly sociable, although I'm not a full shut-in. But we could have fun together, and I'd go to all her parties.

1 hours later 7915016 Anonymous
>>7914918 >>7914922 In the wedding episodes, Celestia's disappointment was enough to snap Twilight's will over her knee, and Lesson Zero further reinforces Twilight's inability to disagree with Celestia. The fear mirror in the Crystal Empire just went even further to show that Twilight only thinks of Celestia as someone she could fail or disappoint, not someone she could disagree with or oppose. The closes thing to development on this point was probably when she snapped a little at the idea of bringing Discord to Ponyville, and even then she quickly covered herself. If Twilight's really supposed to become a Princess, she'll have to become at least a little closer to an equal. She has to stand her ground in front of Celestia eventually.

1 hours later 7915022 Anonymous
>>7914966 Twily J. Fry - Named for her sister, to carry on her spirit. I miss you little sister, always and forever. -Shining

1 hours later 7915032 Anonymous
>>7914988 why rarity a lamia

1 hours later 7915033 Anonymous
>>7914955 No one is proud of me, anon.

1 hours later 7915039 Anonymous
>>7914955 Yes. I've gone from never having done a single day of hard work in my life to coming home at sunset every night with my hands cut, scraped and bruised, caked with half an inch of oil, dirt and grease. I couldn't be more proud of myself.

1 hours later 7915042 Anonymous
>>7915016 Oh, I see what you mean. You know, I actually could see something like that happening at one point.

1 hours later 7915048 Anonymous
>>7915002 It'd be great, but good luck sneaking lesbians past the censors Twilight being sent a student to help train or a partner for some sort of contest and it turning out to be Trixie would be a fun way to handle it though

1 hours later 7915055 Anonymous
>>7915022 DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME

1 hours later 7915072 Anonymous
>>7915016 >It's forbidden to create your own magic, and Celestia lets her know that clearly. >But it's the only choice she has. >So she goes against Celestia and does it anyways.

1 hours later 7915073 Anonymous
>>7915016 >The final lesson of Friendship is Magic >kill your parents

1 hours later 7915075 Anonymous
>>7915002 >"This is not a date! The Great and Powerful Trixie would never stoop so low as to take her sworn nemesis out on a date!" >"Trixie, you're not my nemesis-" >"Don't marginalize me!"

1 hours later 7915083 Anonymous
>>7914955 Nope I don't think anyone would be

1 hours later 7915084 Anonymous
>>7914775 Speaking of that, I kinda want a pic of all of Aspirant's Anons from his quests and MSOB's Lyraquest Anon in a date with their ponies (Pinkie, Rarity, Luna(Lyra with their kid )). And Puff and Sweetie could be in the background too.

1 hours later 7915088 Anonymous
>>7915022 ;_;

1 hours later 7915091 Anonymous
>>7915048 They got Lyra and Bonbon in.

1 hours later 7915096 Anonymous
>>7914966 While I agree with hey Arnold, old Futurama was on a whole nother goddamn level. The writers of those episodes were talents unto themselves.

1 hours later 7915099 Anonymous (co is no better than ponychan.png 2355x1884 3057kB)
>>7914989

1 hours later 7915100 RustyDooks
>>7914988 Sure! If you had a version without the construction lines would be better, but I can work with that if you want.

1 hours later 7915101 Anonymous
>>7914989 Nah It was something else Basically all of us get our own Equestria so we can have all our waifus. All of them would be identical. Also each Equestria would have a portal that leads to a Restaurant between Universes where all of us would meet from time to time. And every year we'd have the Waifu Olympics All Xfags in a team against the others compeating in events from every possible field not just sport while the wiafus watch, f course all of them in their own stand. All AJs in a place, all Rarities the same an so on. And in the end there would be a huge ass Team fight with medieval weapons, you know swords, spears, halberds and so on.

1 hours later 7915103 Anonymous
>>7915016 that's risky, since celestia's a mother-figure in the show and a big part of kids shows is to reinforce obedience to mother figures

1 hours later 7915113 Anonymous (I-uhhh..png 771x539 344kB)
huh.

1 hours later 7915119 Anonymous
>>7915100 Sorry this is the one posted

1 hours later 7915122 Anonymous
you guys why is winking so erotic

1 hours later 7915126 Anonymous
>>7915084 Oh yeah, we had that idea a while back. a 'class photo' with all the questanons at a bar, just chatting. And lyraquestanon off to the side nursing a bottle of Maker's Mark with a thousand yard stare,

1 hours later 7915128 Anonymous
>>7915113 You fucked up.

1 hours later 7915133 Anonymous
>>7915122 dat muscle-control

1 hours later 7915136 Anonymous
>>7915032 Probably fetish.

1 hours later 7915138 Anonymous
>>7915091 But all we know for sure is that they hang out together. We can say they're friends. Oh wait, this is one of those troll things, isn't it? Well done, anon.

1 hours later 7915144 Anonymous (WorldsMostDysfunctionalFamily.jpg 1190x1526 1001kB)
>>7915099 And now we are one.

1 hours later 7915145 Anonymous
>>7914784 [Stallion] is best pony, trying to protect Twilight's feelings like that

1 hours later 7915147 Anonymous
>>7915133 >implying winking is voluntarily

1 hours later 7915148 Anonymous
>>7915075 >Eventually Trixie drops the act >Speaks like how she wrote to Twily >They actually really like each other >Love discussing magic together

1 hours later 7915150 Anonymous
>>7915096 That's because most of the writers on futurama were originally golden age simpsons writers. This is why the simpsons really plummeted around 1999. Because all the good writers left for futurama.

1 hours later 7915154 Anonymous
>>7915113 bad end

1 hours later 7915173 Anonymous
>>7915101 Yes, I do remember that. I also remember some weirdness about identical waifus perhaps switching places.

1 hours later 7915184 Anonymous (1359870945552.gif 640x758 13kB)
so /co/, how do you feel about certain shows being cancelled lately?

1 hours later 7915191 Anonymous
>>7915148 Shining armor stop shipping your sister.

1 hours later 7915196 Anonymous
>>7915144 Yuck.

1 hours later 7915205 Anonymous (1323926468568.png 327x213 96kB)
>>7915099 I remember the days when we had a steady supply of feels and cute fics and pics coming in. Such good times cannot last forever I suppose.

1 hours later 7915208 Anonymous
>>7915184 People are complaining about it but I haven't heard shit. What all is being cancelled

1 hours later 7915212 Anonymous
>>7915184 I only watch grown up shows for adults.

1 hours later 7915215 Anonymous
>>7915138 Obviously they could be, but considering how they appear together an unusually common amount and considering what they're known for in the fandom is a relationship, it seems like the reason they would be put together in the show frequently is because someone making the show is aware of the fandom depiction and figures that putting two background ponies together a lot isn't going to rock the boat.

1 hours later 7915222 Anonymous
>>7915205 I think we just need to stop driving away anyone who makes this place a little better.

1 hours later 7915225 Anonymous
>>7915145 shipping [stallion]/twilight like a mad fool

1 hours later 7915228 Anonymous
>>7915173 I do not remember that.. That would be kinda cool tough. But it could end horribly. No it will end horribly

1 hours later 7915232 Anonymous
>>7915144 love it

1 hours later 7915241 Anonymous
So I know the adult fans of pone barely even register as a market for Hasbro. That said, was this new game released to distract or appease us given the Alicorn drama? Strange timing, and you need a code to access it. Not sure the "Actual" audience would be able to get access to it.

2 hours later 7915248 Anonymous
>>7915215 You DO know that lyrabon showed up in the background of the show together frequently before the fans picked up on it, right?

2 hours later 7915253 Anonymous
>>7915212 so how about that Breaking Bad?

2 hours later 7915255 Anonymous
>>7914850 You're a sick fuck if you think wanting to fuck a horse isn't something shameful.

2 hours later 7915260 Anonymous
>>7915084 I'd love to see what all the Anons from the Teen Feels at a diner or something together.

2 hours later 7915261 Anonymous
>>7915232 He may be from the piss but Tracy is a cool dude.

2 hours later 7915265 Anonymous (170803__UNOPT__twilight-sparkle_pinkie-pie_humanized_trixie_artist-the-orator.png.jpg 1280x1600 543kB)
>>7915148 Something like the lower left of this pic. Honestly I'm really hoping Trixie comes back and its something like that.

2 hours later 7915269 Anonymous
>>7915255 What is pornography even for then?

2 hours later 7915272 Anonymous (Twilycurveball.png 452x700 133kB)
>>7915191 SHE'S SO LONELY DID YOU SEE HOW SAD INSIDE SHE WAS AT THE WEDDING? TRIXIE IS A NICE MARE TWILIGHT COULD DO A LOT WORSE

2 hours later 7915278 Anonymous
>>7915148 it would take quite awhile though she's a tough nut to crack

2 hours later 7915279 Anonymous
>>7915215 I think the show is mostly approving of their friendship but since the fandom mostly knows them as lesbians, I guess that's fair. Kind of like how Berry Punch looked a little tipsy on the train last week.

2 hours later 7915287 Anonymous (TLK.jpg 229x300 11kB)
>>7915144 The circle is complete

2 hours later 7915290 Anonymous
So how many of you here can get past sadpanda?

2 hours later 7915291 Anonymous
>>7915232 >>7915261 piss please

2 hours later 7915300 Anonymous (GO PONY GO.png 155x107 16kB)
THEY ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE

2 hours later 7915301 Anonymous
>>7912492 >>7912690 >>7912902 Where do you find this stuff?

2 hours later 7915302 RCH
>>7915260 Gross we would have to like, take our pictures or something!

2 hours later 7915309 Anonymous
>>7915291 fuck off faggot

2 hours later 7915312 Anonymous
>>7915261 Tracy is probably one of the shitiest things this fandom came up along with Milkmare

2 hours later 7915314 Anonymous
>>7915241 How long do you think it took them to make this game, anon? If they had it already designed out and planned before this happened, sure. But I'm thinking it's just a coincidence.

2 hours later 7915315 Anonymous (1353568726775.jpg 1100x1000 355kB)
>>7915222 I think that would be a great start.

2 hours later 7915316 Anonymous
>>7915300 GO PONY GO GO PONY GO MOJO JOJO

2 hours later 7915319 Anonymous
>>7915302 I don't think that's what he meant, man...

2 hours later 7915320 Anonymous
>>7915302 Not like that. I mean the Anonymous from each of the stories.

2 hours later 7915322 Anonymous
>>7915291 Hey fuck off, he came here and chilled out just fine.

2 hours later 7915331 Anonymous
>>7915312 XD

2 hours later 7915339 Anonymous
>>7915260 >implying I would go

2 hours later 7915341 Anonymous
>>7915301 I was the last person you quoted. Here's the website I was referring to: http://textfiles.com/ Check it out, it's a really cool look into a different time.

2 hours later 7915342 Anonymous
>>7915291 Hush.

2 hours later 7915343 Anonymous
>>7915309 man just go back to /mlp/, you have a whole board to shitpost, why come here?

2 hours later 7915345 Anonymous (no no no no no no no no.png 481x169 24kB)
>>7915309 seriously bro fuck off

2 hours later 7915347 RCH
>>7915319 >>7915320 Oh right... I don't want to have to find a camera.

2 hours later 7915355 Anonymous
>you fuck off >no you fuck off

2 hours later 7915358 Anonymous
>>7915312 Dude. Nicholas Cage cutie mark.

2 hours later 7915369 Anonymous
>>7915355 fuck _on

2 hours later 7915371 Anonymous
>>7915355 how do i turn fuck off fuck if i know how to do that

2 hours later 7915372 Anonymous
>>7914821 https://anonfiles.com/file/325ac29a b96186c659959e6ad62e33ea another hot as fuck mare video, it's a horse trained to suck dick and it swallows the guy's load

2 hours later 7915374 Anonymous (Disgusting.gif 500x473 445kB)
DO NOT RESPOND YOU INCONCEIVABLE FAGGOTS

2 hours later 7915376 Anonymous
What if Twilicorn is a dream episode

2 hours later 7915379 Anonymous
>>7915358 >>>/HSG/

2 hours later 7915383 Anonymous
>>7915358 Point is? Doesn't make it any less shitty

2 hours later 7915390 Anonymous
>>7915374 >this faggot again

2 hours later 7915392 Anonymous
>>7915343 >>7915345 I'm sorry, I'm not from MLPG. I am, however, going to enjoy myself rather than be a miserable sack of shit, why don't you go pout in the corner and I'll call your mothers to come pick you up

2 hours later 7915396 Anonymous
Idea for a Drawfag. Marker (not the pony) fighting Hasbro logo.

2 hours later 7915398 Anonymous
>>7915312 I bet you think he takes the grimdark bullshit seriously too and get mad at it.

2 hours later 7915399 Anonymous (silverspoonanon.png 900x675 157kB)
>>7915320 Well we know what one of them looks like.

2 hours later 7915400 Anonymous
>>7915314 Not that hard to believe they've had it knocking around for a while, it is just a simple flash game.

2 hours later 7915407 Anonymous
>>7915376 >Twily wakes up wet

2 hours later 7915408 Anonymous
>>7915376 What if it ends up that from S1 onward was all a dream, Twilight having been hypnotized by Nightmare Moon the entire time

2 hours later 7915409 Anonymous (JznGL.png 2579x2084 294kB)
>>7915358 It's not even a very good Nicolas Cage. Corwin does the best Nicolas Cage.

2 hours later 7915429 Anonymous
>>7915399 >The rest of them look like Texanon. Teen body, same adult sized head.

2 hours later 7915439 Anonymous
>>7915409 Eh I like his Danny and Obama

2 hours later 7915451 Anonymous
>>7915409 Sure is Matt Groenig in there.

2 hours later 7915452 Anonymous
>>7915409 Abe Lincoln minus hat and facial hair

2 hours later 7915456 Anonymous
>>7915429 What if they were all TexAnon's little brothers?

2 hours later 7915462 Anonymous
>>7915451 Anything wrong with that?

2 hours later 7915470 Anonymous
>>7915456 let's not get ridiculous here

2 hours later 7915474 Anonymous (there is a wikipedia page for this.jpg 300x200 13kB)
"What do you have to be so good and me look so bad?" - Charity, to Applesack, 2012 This is Obama's America.

2 hours later 7915476 Anonymous
>>7915456 >they never talk >They just stare >That's how they communicate

2 hours later 7915477 Anonymous
>>7915456 All hyper and excited?

2 hours later 7915496 Anonymous
>>7915372 Holy christ, why would you ever stick your cock in a horse's mouth? Have you seen their teeth?

2 hours later 7915498 Anonymous
>>7915476 >It's how they communicate. >How they feed. >How they excrete waste. >How they make love.

2 hours later 7915506 Anonymous
>>7915476 >Bring your girlfriend to meet your family >your big brother glares at her, face furrowing in an impossibly-deep scowl >have to tell her he's asking her to pass the salt

2 hours later 7915511 Anonymous
>>7915476 >they never break eye contact >Breakfast is just them looking at eachother at a table

2 hours later 7915512 Anonymous
>"What do you have to be so good and me look so bad?" - Charity, to Applesack, 2012 "Why can't you use proper english you illiterate mongoloid." - Anon, to Anon, 2013

2 hours later 7915537 Anonymous
>>7915511 >You blink and you swear some of the food is gone and the fork is soiled.

2 hours later 7915541 Anonymous
>>7915470 Yeah, kind of a dumb idea, now that I think about it. I just like the idea that each Anonymous is different from the others, based on the girls. Like Silver Spoon's would be the big strong one, and DT's would be the fast-talker, or Sweetie's would be the musician and Scoots' is the sports nut.

2 hours later 7915552 Anonymous (1336890365612.png 454x455 27kB)
>>7915506 oh fuck my sides

2 hours later 7915559 Anonymous
>>7915474 >not Obama's Republic of Hitlerstan FTFY. Fuck I feel old

2 hours later 7915565 ReiDuran
http://i.imgur.com/30q7qAi.png NSFW.

2 hours later 7915567 Anonymous
>>7915512 >not capitalizing "English" >2012+1 Anon, can you please explain to the class why you're such a pathetic excuse for a writer?

2 hours later 7915573 Anonymous (thatfeelwhentexwillneverfinishthis.png 1500x1604 943kB)
But Texanon talks

2 hours later 7915580 Anonymous (....gif 450x360 1520kB)
>>7915565

2 hours later 7915598 Anonymous
>>7915506 >he stares at Diamond >"...What are YOU looking at?" >she tries to stare him down in return >she lasts about 5 seconds before shrinking back into her chair >"Okay, okay, I get it! You win!"

2 hours later 7915603 Anonymous
>>7915409 the three best are Obama, Pilkington and Chris.

2 hours later 7915611 Anonymous
>>7915573 That's an isolated accident. He was just overwhelmed by the fancy clothes

2 hours later 7915612 Anonymous
>Texanon is the only thing in your pony folder that you can legally use outside of the board.

2 hours later 7915613 Anonymous
>>7915565 WHERE'S THE CUM REI I already fapped and now I'm going to bed When I wake up there better be some cum Rei, plz

2 hours later 7915614 Anonymous
>>7915541 >ApplebloomAnon starts out pale and kind of flabby, but ends up the most muscular and tan.

2 hours later 7915640 Anonymous (1341358330393.png 476x540 124kB)
>>7915598 You don't stare down a man of this magnitude. It's futile to even try.

2 hours later 7915647 Anonymous
>>7915541 I figured Scoots would get the Dork. or would that be Babs?

2 hours later 7915657 Anonymous (1cd6b8c681fd.jpg 650x366 33kB)
>>7915612 >post it >immediately somebody asks why a generic anime character is on an mlp background

2 hours later 7915671 Anonymous
>>7915603 And the worst?

2 hours later 7915672 Anonymous
>>7915640 Is Texanon immune to Fluttershy's stare?

2 hours later 7915675 Anonymous
>>7915647 I dunno, I'm just tossing out ideas. You're free to throw some in yourself.

2 hours later 7915680 goat train (femsnails princess wat.png 500x700 130kB)
There comes a point in the evening when I should really stop drawing. I have clearly passed that point.

2 hours later 7915685 Anonymous
>>7915657 He is a generic anime character

2 hours later 7915696 Anonymous
>>7915657 >Counter by asking them why they think it's a MLP background. >They fucked up.

2 hours later 7915704 Anonymous
>>7915640 Can he outstare a goat?

2 hours later 7915706 Anonymous
>>7915680 >There comes a point in the evening when I should really stop drawing Nope, you are wrong. Apple drew until he was sick from sleep deprivation. Kraut drew stacks of pages every day. Never stop. Never surrender.

2 hours later 7915716 Anonymous
>>7915672 Nigga who do you thing TAUGHT her

2 hours later 7915723 Anonymous
>>7915704 He can outstare a statue.

2 hours later 7915725 Anonymous
>>7915640 >Challenge Texanon to a stare match >pull a mirror at the last second >he is now forever trapped in a neverending staring match

2 hours later 7915726 Anonymous
>>7915675 I just figured since the anon from metals' original teen-scoots story mentioned being a straight-A student at the beginning, so I had him pegged for the more intellectual type.

2 hours later 7915727 Anonymous
>>7915672 He is its counter.

2 hours later 7915745 goat train
>>7915706 but then you end up with THIS bullshit is that what you want? THIS bullshit?

2 hours later 7915765 Anonymous
APP

2 hours later 7915767 Anonymous
>>7915745 OH GOD NO

2 hours later 7915770 Anonymous
>>7915745 Long hours, my man. Long hours and pained hands and lots of shitty drawings are the only way. How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

2 hours later 7915771 Anonymous (wwalks in da club.gif 245x355 1504kB)
http://smarebooru.booru.org so I've finished uploading the fetishgreentext dropbox I got sort of lazy with tagging, but I think it hit the key points for each one Anon uploading and tagging should be enabled. Feel free to update anything I missed

2 hours later 7915775 Anonymous
>>7915725 >he wins

2 hours later 7915781 Anonymous
>>7915723 >They say that Discord won't prank him for fear of his glare.

2 hours later 7915783 Anonymous
>>7915770 https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie= UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=21767033190 6466314692.00049c40acd269de6e045

2 hours later 7915786 Anonymous
>>7915765 LES

2 hours later 7915788 Anonymous
>>7915745 To be honest I didn't even realized it was Femsnails. I thought it was Lauren's Alicorn with a different hair style NOW DRAW

2 hours later 7915795 Anonymous
>>7915598 >he's staring down at Silver Spoon >she stares right back up, her eyes as big as saucer-plates behind her thick-framed glasses >after a few moments that feel like hours, he turns his head to you >he lets his eyes bore holes into yours for a few moments before turning and exiting the room >"...He likes you!" >"Wh-what?"

2 hours later 7915799 Anonymous
>>7915771 >Only one entry for Odor. WE NEED TO FIX THIS.

2 hours later 7915803 Anonymous
>>7915725 How can anyone defeat a practitioner of Hokuto Shinken?

2 hours later 7915813 Anonymous
>>7915803 >texanon practices Hokuto Shinken Oh god yes

2 hours later 7915816 Anonymous
>>7915725 >Pinkie figures this out >She now has a perfect permanent party guest whenever she wants >And Rarity has a living mannequin to measure and fit >And Twilight has an instrument holder >And Fluttershy has a non-threatening, unresponsive person to talk to >And Dash has an audience for all her flying sessions >And Applejack has a scarecrow

2 hours later 7915824 Anonymous
>>7915795 >Your curled into a corner at this point.

2 hours later 7915829 Anonymous
>>7915771 Neat.

2 hours later 7915836 goat train
>>7915788 Workin' on it, Coach.

2 hours later 7915843 Anonymous
>>7915567 Because it's difficult to keep mentally focused when your favorite pony is suckin' my dick.

2 hours later 7915845 Anonymous
pony should pony pony

2 hours later 7915850 Anonymous
>>7915771 HAAAAAAAAAAAAALLELUJAH

2 hours later 7915857 Anonymous
>>7915816 >And Applejack has a scarecrow pfff

2 hours later 7915874 Anonymous
>>7915816 Don't you mean STAREcrow?

2 hours later 7915875 Anonymous
someone pls post that gif of the pony mare creaming everywhere, I forgot to save it last time I saw it

2 hours later 7915878 Anonymous
>>7915843 P...Pinkie?! No!

2 hours later 7915888 Anonymous
>>7915874 BOOOOOOO

2 hours later 7915891 Anonymous
>>7915771 Bookmark'd like the Fist of the North Star.

2 hours later 7915903 Anonymous
>>7915878 Don't worry, anon. She can't be sucking his dick. She's too busy tickling my face with that little flip in the front of her hair.

2 hours later 7915907 Anonymous
>LK doing something like Prequel with quarians Oh God yes

2 hours later 7915921 Anonymous
>>7915888 hueahuehuaehue

2 hours later 7915922 Anonymous (1328546692112.jpg 540x720 102kB)
hey MLPG, are ready for the Superb Owl?

2 hours later 7915927 Anonymous
>>7915771 >no anon tagging fffuuu

2 hours later 7915930 Elslowmo (1344919095180.jpg 800x752 102kB)
>>7915874

2 hours later 7915939 Anonymous
>>7915874 Ehh, it's ok you're no Scrubbing Bubbles but I would still murder you in your sleep.

2 hours later 7915954 Anonymous
>>7915927 #beef Try it again, it should work now

2 hours later 7915990 Anonymous (poneb owl.jpg 1024x576 154kB)
>>7915922 Fuck yeah

2 hours later 7916025 Anonymous
>>7915930 I saved that Pinkie and edited it so Scrubbles cab still use his too.

2 hours later 7916041 Anonymous (a superb owl.png 1366x768 471kB)
>>7915922 You can never be ready.

2 hours later 7916042 Anonymous
>>7915907 Can you even FATHOM this much ass?

2 hours later 7916068 Anonymous
>>7916042 I know I can't.

2 hours later 7916086 Anonymous
>>7916042 meh, too much ass

2 hours later 7916089 ReiDuran
HOW DOES BRAEBURNED STARE AT HORSECOCK FOR THAT LONG JEEZ

2 hours later 7916106 Anonymous
Hey, one of you assholes should jerk off on cam for all of MLPG to watch.

2 hours later 7916123 RustyDooks (Rarity and Sweetie JowyBean.png 2480x2572 1731kB)
Rarity and Sweetie Belle! Drawn by: JowyBean Posting flats next

2 hours later 7916126 Anonymous
>>7916106 YOU WON'T LAST THREE MINUTES

2 hours later 7916129 Anonymous
>>7916089 How can't you? They are mesmerizing!

2 hours later 7916148 Anonymous
>>7916106 I would but I already jerked off twice today and I'm too tired to go again

2 hours later 7916155 Anonymous
>>7916106 I'm tempted to do a 2 hour edging session and cam the cumshot

2 hours later 7916166 RustyDooks
>>7916123 Great work!

2 hours later 7916172 Anonymous
>>7916089 Because he has some kind of weird mental disease.

2 hours later 7916193 RustyDooks (Rarity and Sweetie JowyBean flats.png 2480x2572 1692kB)
>>7916123 Also still streaming! http://www.livestream.com/dooks One more pic then I'm gonna go bed, or videogames.

2 hours later 7916203 Anonymous
>>7916089 Is he streaming? or are you drawing horsecock?

2 hours later 7916229 ReiDuran
>>7916203 I'm drawing Bubble Berry horsedick and... ugh. How.

2 hours later 7916230 Anonymous
>>7916089 I wonder how Texanon stares at his own.

2 hours later 7916239 Braeburned
>>7916089 WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU REFERENCING

2 hours later 7916248 Anonymous
>>7916068 hey calm down We'll bang, okay?

2 hours later 7916268 Anonymous
>>7916230 He tries not to. Everytime he does, he ends up having sex with the corner.

2 hours later 7916277 ReiDuran
>>7916239 I'M JUST JELLY OF YOUR SKILLS. HORSEDICK IS HARD TO DRAW

2 hours later 7916284 Anonymous (1358918135102.jpg 838x983 205kB)
>>7916248 you bang ese?

2 hours later 7916293 Anonymous (New Canvas 157.png 1700x2000 630kB)
I totally forgot. I drew a thing for the 30 minute pony challenge today and didn't post it here. The challenge was just Twilight, no special instructions. Anyway, I'm still working on the Venture Bros thing, after which I'll be working on that Pinkiefic I've been mulling over for MONTHS , but at the moment I 've been drinking. So nothing right now.

2 hours later 7916299 Anonymous (1359724946841.png 590x598 161kB)


2 hours later 7916307 Braeburned
>>7916277 Oh Well for one, I enjoy it, so that's helpful. 2. I draw it A LOT, and STILL don't have it perfect. Getting better though. They're a lot more complicated than you think. And 3. I have some guides if you need them

2 hours later 7916316 Anonymous
>>7916293 >Twistanza ISYDDTC

2 hours later 7916331 Anonymous
>>7916284 >Bryan Stow comic I... wow. I guess it's not really "too soon", but really?

2 hours later 7916333 Anonymous
>>7916299 >your waifu pony will never lick your cheek

2 hours later 7916354 Anonymous
>>7916333 She can't even reach my cheek. I'm not going to bend down to be licked, that is absurd.

2 hours later 7916357 Anonymous
>>7916086 fuck off Ireland

2 hours later 7916363 Anonymous (Warpony.jpg 911x876 173kB)
>>7915680 Is that Farseer Femsnails of Craftworld Spa-Ghetti?

2 hours later 7916369 Anonymous (kiss cam.gif 300x165 1043kB)
>>7913536 blow spaghetti everywhere

2 hours later 7916370 Anonymous
>>7916354 what if she said please?

2 hours later 7916376 Elslowmo (1359724946841.png 590x598 92kB)
>>7916299 Here's a colored one if you want.

2 hours later 7916385 Anonymous
>>7916369 HAHAHAHAHA That guy is a hero

2 hours later 7916390 Anonymous
>>7916354 What if she licked your butt cheek

2 hours later 7916414 Anonymous
>>7916369 >women guy's a hero

2 hours later 7916423 Anonymous
>>7916369 I need context! >that "Iloveyou!" And someone to help me find my sides.

2 hours later 7916432 ReiDuran
>>7916307 I'm trying to step completely out of my comfort zone, and I kinda have a whyboner for r63 Pinkie. http://i.imgur.com/s1QqZwA.png Though I'd love some references and stuff.

2 hours later 7916433 Anonymous
>>7916369 She looks pissed for a few seconds. I wonder if she's his wife.

2 hours later 7916440 Anonymous
How old is your favorite artist, /co/?

2 hours later 7916442 Anonymous
>>7916369 >He doesn't spoiler the vore gif.

2 hours later 7916451 Anonymous
>>7916432 Damn that's a fine Bubble Berry

2 hours later 7916462 Anonymous
>>7916433 She recoils away when the kiss cam is on them. I think if they are husband and wife it's a very unhappy relationship.

2 hours later 7916466 Anonymous
>>7916376 Shining looks like a mare.

2 hours later 7916470 Anonymous
>>7916293 GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FAT FURRY. YOU CAN'T DRAW. YOU CIRCLEJERK. YOU IDOLIZE JOHN K. YOU DRAW ANTRHO OBESE BULLSHIT. YOU CAN'T DRAW. YOU HAVE A SELF-INSERT OC. YOU GET DRUNK AND SHITPOST. YOU CAN'T DRAW. YOU WRITE SHITTY FANFICTION. YOU CAN'T DRAW. GO AWAY.

2 hours later 7916479 Anonymous
>>7916466 You look like a mare.

2 hours later 7916483 Anonymous
>>7916432 >http://i.imgur.com/s1QqZwA.png Needs cum!

2 hours later 7916484 Anonymous
>>7916432 >playful pose >gorgeous horsecock >cheerful smile 7/10 bretty gud.

2 hours later 7916485 Anonymous
>>7916423 They got caught by the kiss cam but apparently they weren't a couple, so the guy thought on his feet and kissed his beer instead

2 hours later 7916489 Art-Anon
>>7916470 Ooh! Ooh! Me next!

2 hours later 7916494 Anonymous
>>7916479 NO.

2 hours later 7916496 Braeburned
>>7916432 Not bad! Only thing I see a problem with is with the head shape. A lot of artists draw them practically flat. They have SOME shape to them. It almost looks like yours is concave though! I'mma redline it real quick, but you can find a guide i did here http://braeburned.com/post/24205793 439/no-explaining-myself-here-hey-s ome-guys-wante

2 hours later 7916499 Anonymous
>>7916440 Of all time? He's dead, anon. He died five years ago.

2 hours later 7916502 Anonymous
>>7916466 >Twilight doesn't talk about her brother much >Because he used to be her sister. >Cadence found his 'boyish charm' endearing.

2 hours later 7916503 Anonymous
>>7916489 You am no real Anon.

2 hours later 7916505 Anonymous
>>7916489 Ur a faggt

2 hours later 7916515 Anonymous
>>7916462 Nah, she's pointing to the left at her husband. The cam guy got two people who didn't know each other.

2 hours later 7916519 Anonymous
>>7916489 SHITTY LINES. FRIENDS WITH CORWIN. SHITTY OCs. FLUFFY PONY SHIT.

2 hours later 7916526 Anonymous
>>7916489 Y-your animations are c-choppy?

2 hours later 7916530 ReiDuran
>>7916496 Kickass. Saving that hard. You are awesome.

2 hours later 7916537 Anonymous
>>7916470 Nothing you have posted is untrue, but I do know that a few people here enjoy my shit, and I AM trying to get better all the time.

2 hours later 7916538 Anonymous
>>7916526 Ya blew it

2 hours later 7916551 ReiDuran
>>7916519 OH MAN DO ME NEXT!

2 hours later 7916553 Anonymous
>>7916538 ABLOOO BLOO BLOOOO

2 hours later 7916554 MoronSonOfBoron (ggmain.jpg 768x375 83kB)
We roasting now? THERE HAVE BEEN MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT MORONSONOFBORON'S VAGINA. HOW OLD IS IT? HOW DRY IS IT? HOW MANY MEN HAVE DIED IN ITS CONSTRUCTION?

2 hours later 7916560 Anonymous
>>7916538 y-you too

2 hours later 7916579 Anonymous
>>7916554 are you the nigga that made life of a peasant

2 hours later 7916584 Anonymous (hey... shutup.png 5000x5000 121kB)
>>7916470

2 hours later 7916588 RCH
ARE WE TESTING OUT METTLE AGAINST THE ANGRY MAN!? I AM OILED AND READY.

2 hours later 7916592 Anonymous
>>7916551 unf

2 hours later 7916594 Art-Anon (Sir+Winston+Churchill[1].jpg 634x666 72kB)
>>7916519 AND YOU, MADAME, ARE UGLY. BUT IN THE MORNING, I SHALL BE SOBER!

2 hours later 7916610 Anonymous
>>7916554 I am not a huge fan of your artwork, but you are a very funny person in streams and stuff. I like you.

2 hours later 7916634 Anonymous
p-p-pony?

2 hours later 7916642 Anonymous (a little bit shy.png 1092x840 55kB)
hey, I know were going full daymode with rage and stuff but I just wanted to pop in and say how much this puzzle is pissing me off

2 hours later 7916654 Anonymous (Corwin is so much better than ross. Truly.png 2212x952 463kB)
>>7916584 Oh yeah, and the shitty ross-tier humanizations. Tell me again why you guys like this guy?

2 hours later 7916656 Anonymous
Hey MLPG I love you man

2 hours later 7916680 Anonymous
>>7916432 >Bubble Berry will never coach you on sucking your own cock >he will never stay in position right beside you while speaking words of encouragement >he will never demonstrate while you watch

2 hours later 7916687 Anonymous (a in 1996.jpg 1397x434 76kB)
Will you ever look back at your posts here (assuming they're archived) in a decade or so and wonder what the hell you were doing with your life?

2 hours later 7916694 Anonymous (1356363494782.jpg 900x532 520kB)
>>7916634 MLPG turned into a bunch of faggots and stopped liking ponies.

2 hours later 7916695 RustyDooks
>>7916519 Now me, now me!

2 hours later 7916699 Anonymous
>>7916494 Look in the mirror

2 hours later 7916716 Anonymous
>>7916642 What is it? Is it interactive somewhere?

2 hours later 7916729 Braeburned
>>7916496 >>7916530 This is how I would do it! https://dl.dropbox.com/u/34098139/U M/NEW..UM/BERRYDELICIOUS.png I need to get some good references on non-flaring ones, though; I've been told to work on only draw them flaring when it's post-orgasm, which is accurate, but I'm not as well versed in non-flared ones. I suppose I'll just study my chance a bit more.

2 hours later 7916732 Anonymous
>>7916699 And then anon was horse

2 hours later 7916734 RustyDooks
>>7916695 Your are just awful in general.

2 hours later 7916740 Anonymous
>>7916687 >1996 >Anime Back then, I'm pretty sure I called it Japanimation.

2 hours later 7916750 Anonymous
>>7916694 Nice to see some people like the correct ships

2 hours later 7916763 Anonymous
>>7916654 I don't know, man. And you just know he's masturbating to these disgusting things.

2 hours later 7916764 Anonymous
>>7916694 >all those horrible ships 2/10 5 points for cute -3 for opinions

2 hours later 7916770 Anonymous
>>7916750 >>7916694 >dash >aware Yeah right

2 hours later 7916774 Anonymous
>>7916750 >any ship >correct nope, all shipping is bad

2 hours later 7916784 Anonymous (disgusted_babs_seed_edition.jpg 400x375 23kB)
>>7916750 >>7916764 never change

2 hours later 7916788 ReiDuran
>>7916729 Oh man, I LIKE that. I can see what you mean about it looking a bit concave, now... I think I've been staring at it for too long. Thanks for the redline, this'll help a lot. Is there anything else you see that's weird?

3 hours later 7916799 Anonymous
>>7916729 You need to make your testicles a bit droopier too. Right now they look like hacky sacks stuffed in a small bag.

3 hours later 7916811 Anonymous
>>7916763 >Responding I have never been aroused by anything I've drawn.

3 hours later 7916818 Anonymous
>>7916788 Not Brae but I cant help but see 4 closed eyes.

3 hours later 7916825 MoronSonOfBoron
>>7916579 RLFM

3 hours later 7916829 Anonymous
>Just saw zero dark 30 >Feel extremely Patriotic >Suddenly support the War in Afganistan Fuck

3 hours later 7916832 Anonymous
>>7916770 Dash knows. She just doesn't know how to tell Pinkie she doesn't feel the same way.

3 hours later 7916841 Anonymous
>>7916654 Can Spike vibrate through walls?

3 hours later 7916846 Anonymous (crushin_it.jpg 1500x1000 795kB)
>>7916829 Welcome back to the brotherhood.

3 hours later 7916851 Braeburned
>>7916788 Not really, looks great! Only other thing I'd say is to make sure you don't make the shaft a perfect cylander; they get thinner towards the head! i also made the butthole bigger but that might be personal preference also a cum version >>7916799 Ah, I see where you're coming from. I kind of got into the habit of drawing all my balls the same way just because I've drawn them so much. I do like having fun with their movement/droopiness though, I'll definately keep that in mind

3 hours later 7916854 Anonymous (a in 1985.png 749x655 47kB)
>>7916740

3 hours later 7916856 Anonymous
>>7916829 That's how propaganda works, silly.

3 hours later 7916860 Anonymous not even remotely pony (FUCK.png 936x922 78kB)
>>7916716 You can order the yellow blocks around and they form connected lines when they touch if you surround the square in the middle you can create more the ultimate goal is to block all the little lasers but it's a bitch to do because breaking lines is a hassle and requires timing and smarts The game's called antichamber and it's pretty cool

3 hours later 7916861 Anonymous (Class Picture 3.jpg 720x706 179kB)
>>7916841 Maybe.

3 hours later 7916873 Anonymous (1341654221910.png 800x601 135kB)
http://markus-james-cappren.tumblr. com/post/26743678501/my-dildo-is-wo rth-less-then-his-art-and-i-can Hey artist faggots You might as well give up now because your art will never be as valuable or have nearly as much effort put into it as a fake horsecock.

3 hours later 7916883 Anonymous
>>7916851 Thank you. When they are drawn right they can be the sexiest part of the picture.

3 hours later 7916896 Anonymous (1345776492218.gif 278x179 509kB)
>>7916846 >tfw China's going to have people on the Moon and Mars before US

3 hours later 7916898 Anonymous
>>7916829 >Letting Kathryn Bigalow win. No. Bad anon.

3 hours later 7916905 Anonymous
>>7916829 Do you support enhanced interrogation techniques as well?

3 hours later 7916909 Anonymous
>>7916896 >implying they don't already

3 hours later 7916912 Anonymous
>>7916854 This is so fucking amazing. Things never change. I need to know what site you're getting these from.

3 hours later 7916913 Anonymous
>>7916873 >$150 for gay horseporn A fool and his money.

3 hours later 7916915 ReiDuran
>>7916851 I've seen so many people draw rectangledicks that I can't in good faith let myself do something like that. Totally doing a cum version, yes.

3 hours later 7916923 Anonymous
>>7916873 >someone will actually respond to this

3 hours later 7916926 Braeburned
>>7916873 >Not posting my reply to a post that was directed at me http://braeburned.com/post/42024974 099/markus-james-cappren-my-dildo-i s-worth-less

3 hours later 7916942 Anonymous
I want to cuddle Braeburned.

3 hours later 7916957 goat train
>>7915836 I worked on it. Maybe it'll look better with colors. Maybe tomorrow.

3 hours later 7916973 goat train (femsnails princess wat.png 500x700 90kB)
>>7916957 Beef. It's what's for dinner.

3 hours later 7916992 Anonymous
>>7916873 so making a profit out of art has nothing to do with artistic skill. what else is new?

3 hours later 7917010 Anonymous
>>7916896 http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/0 1/31/esa_lunar_base_3d_printing/ Close enough. At least it's not the Chinese.

3 hours later 7917028 Anonymous
>>7916825 oops shit, i meant that one, feel like a dick now. been so goddamn long they blurred together i loved the shit out of that map, it was like one of the few RP maps that seemed like it was made by someone who actually liked to RP, and actually knew how to make maps shame almost nobody ever played it though. i call mansion

3 hours later 7917034 Anonymous
>>7916896 the US doesn't have german scientists anymore so it can't beat China now, why try?

3 hours later 7917041 Anonymous
I want to share some GIFs with someone but they weigh more than 2 MB. Where can I upload them?

3 hours later 7917049 Anonymous (twyino.jpg 666x610 69kB)
Would you bop Reznorsparkle's platform to drop her into the lava and liberate the fortress?

3 hours later 7917055 Anonymous (5673547623456.jpg 847x900 188kB)
>>7916942 He's adorkable.

3 hours later 7917064 Anonymous
>>7917049 If I didn't she would drop me into the lava. There's no way I could survive that. Besides, she would just fall off the map rather than die in the lava.

3 hours later 7917078 Anonymous
>>7917028 We WCIII custom maps general? Any love for Island Settlers?

3 hours later 7917082 Anonymous
>>7917041 Err, when I said 2 MB I was thinking on Imgur. They can't be uploaded on 4chan either.

3 hours later 7917090 Anonymous
>>7917049 did your bitch ass find those 96 exits and complete the special world yet

3 hours later 7917095 Anonymous
>>7917078 >anything but Dark Deeds not interested

3 hours later 7917099 Anonymous
>>7917082 Do you have a dropbox?

3 hours later 7917105 Anonymous
>>7917049 I'd hit 2-3 of them and then fall in the lava. Every. Fucking TIME

3 hours later 7917118 Anonymous
>>7917095 >not playing exclusively on those awful grindy-ass RPG maps pleb general

3 hours later 7917121 Anonymous
>>7917090 Several times Now whenever I play that game I complete the special zone but quit on the last one because I don't like the pallete swap or alternate sprites

3 hours later 7917122 Anonymous
>>7917099 AH, that's it. Thank you.

3 hours later 7917129 Anonymous
>>7917095 >no Wintermaul >no Footy Frenzy >no Uther Party >no Night of the Dead cum on step it up

3 hours later 7917145 Anonymous
>>7916432 >Bubble Berry will never hold you in this position >he will never take your ass forcefully, plunging your shaft all the way into your mouth

3 hours later 7917147 Anonymous
I got curious after some of the posts from earlier in the thread, searched one of the quotes and found this /v/ thread with a bunch of caps (for whatever reason I can't link to the archive because it's spam, but if you look for this you should find the thing I did): doom-is-dead-according-to-a-1994-bu lletin-board-i-thought-this-old-shi t-was-pretty-funny At this point I'm just browsing through the usenet archive on google groups, I didn't know all of this stuff was still out there.

3 hours later 7917151 Anonymous
>>7917055 He looks pretty gay.

3 hours later 7917161 Anonymous
>>7917145 u-unf

3 hours later 7917171 Anonymous
>>7917147 crud, meant to link to >>7916912

3 hours later 7917173 Anonymous
>>7917151 Yeeeeeeeesssssss.

3 hours later 7917182 Anonymous
>>7917129 >Footman Frenzy >There was a LotR version >In an inaccessible part of the map there were some extremely overpowered items that broke the game, never meant to be picked up >Teleoprting there killed you instantly >But if you did it with an Ankh of Resurrection you could survive a few seconds there and get all the items thus braking the game Everyone hated me

3 hours later 7917184 Anonymous
>>7917161 >He will never giggle cheerfully in response to your moans

3 hours later 7917188 Anonymous
>>7917055 He definitely strikes me as a horsecock connoisseur.

3 hours later 7917197 Anonymous
>>7917184 why am i so gay for bubble berry T_T

3 hours later 7917203 Anonymous (tumblr_mb3o9w2sHz1rxfcpco1_1280.jpg 858x722 524kB)
>>7917188 ya think

3 hours later 7917213 Anonymous (meanieshy_by_emlan-d4pugz3.png 900x763 592kB)
oh geez

3 hours later 7917222 Anonymous
>>7917203 Wasn't that Hops?

3 hours later 7917225 Anonymous
>>7917203 What's even the point of that? He's not female or a lesbian

3 hours later 7917226 Anonymous
>>7917182 I wish more people played SC2 custom maps. The editor is way, WAY more powerful, yet they can be just as charming as WC3 maps. I mean there's a couple that people play (like Nexus Wars) but barely any.

3 hours later 7917228 Anonymous
>>7917055 That face. I want to punch it.

3 hours later 7917232 MoronSonOfBoron
>>7917028 Thanks, I'm glad to hear it. I still love RP though I mostly stick to tabletop/quest type games these days. Also, >not calling Farm and making mad dosh >>7917078 I fucking loved FMVH and S3 Marine Corps.

3 hours later 7917235 PonyWifeAsshole
I've been bitten by the writing bug this weekend. Suggest clopfic ideas, and I'll take one and start working on it. I'll also take requests for shorts, though I'm inclined towards non-clop for that.

3 hours later 7917236 Anonymous
>>7917213 what's the last one supposed to be?

3 hours later 7917242 Anonymous
>>7917222 Brae and hops met up

3 hours later 7917243 Anonymous
>>7917213 That last one's supposed to be ahegao, isn't it?

3 hours later 7917255 Anonymous
>>7917232 b-but MSB, f-farmers cant drive the sports car! s-stay in character!

3 hours later 7917260 Anonymous
>>7917235 Adult Babs coming up behind you an resting her big tits on your face after you've come home from work and sat on the couch.

3 hours later 7917264 Anonymous
>>7917226 I'd play if my laptop wasn't a piece of shit

3 hours later 7917267 Anonymous
>>7917235 Rarity jazz longue hookup

3 hours later 7917271 Anonymous
>>7917145 >>7917184 >he will never kiss your shaft as you leak into your mouth >he will never wait until you are greedily sucking on your shaft to blow his load >he will never thrust in time with your spurts >he will never take you in any other way >you will never be conditioned to taste your own cum when he so much as brushes your ass with a hoof

3 hours later 7917301 Anonymous
>>7917235 Will you write gay shit?

3 hours later 7917304 Anonymous
>>7917235 Superbusty Babs Seed smothering you in her tits

3 hours later 7917309 Anonymous (Twilymobile.jpg 510x344 41kB)
>>7917235 Rarity and Princess Twilight fucking on that seat from the car While Spike is driving In the middle of a parade

3 hours later 7917313 Anonymous (tumblr_mfmb9fzaIQ1s0yxp5o1_500.jpg 500x333 36kB)
>>7917243 That post reminds me I've been meaning to save this image.

3 hours later 7917316 Anonymous
>>7917271 holy shit muh dick

3 hours later 7917317 Anonymous
>>7917235 Grown up Futaloo who is ashamed of her massive body (7+ ft tall, giant rack, epic hips, impossibly huge cock, etc) Rainbow Dash (as a reasonable sized female human) explores her body and helps her feel more comfortable

3 hours later 7917330 Anonymous
>>7917235 The CMC babysitting the baby cakes.

3 hours later 7917345 Anonymous
>>7917271 >He will never be the most loving, caring top you could ask for >while also being the most savage lover you'd ever desired, when you're in that kind of mood >He will never make you, well and fully, HIS.

3 hours later 7917349 Anonymous
>>7917232 >DM >art >mapper what don't you dooooo

3 hours later 7917368 Anonymous (DidIJustSeeAHorsecock.jpg 1500x1493 655kB)
>>7917055

3 hours later 7917374 PonyWifeAsshole
>>7917301 Bi-male, yes. Full on gay, probably not. >>7917260 >>7917304 Uh, not that I'm offended, but where did the big tits Babs thing come from?

3 hours later 7917375 Anonymous
>>7917301 Hope not.

3 hours later 7917383 Anonymous
>>7917368 MUH SIDES

3 hours later 7917395 Anonymous (babs.jpg 1000x1450 291kB)
>>7917374

3 hours later 7917396 Anonymous
>>7917368 EVERY TIME

3 hours later 7917411 Anonymous
>>7917396 ...This isn't the first?

3 hours later 7917414 Anonymous (PonyWifeAsshole writes about ponies.png 651x345 34kB)
>>7917235 More like this.

3 hours later 7917419 Anonymous
>>7917395 That fucking face

3 hours later 7917420 Anonymous
how old is brae?

3 hours later 7917421 Anonymous
>>7917349 Can't get a job, for one.

3 hours later 7917431 Anonymous
>>7917411 Not the first googly eye picture, no.

3 hours later 7917438 Anonymous
>>7917420 I'm 19

3 hours later 7917440 Anonymous
>>7917414 disgusting

3 hours later 7917455 Anonymous
>>7917438 braeburned pls

3 hours later 7917480 Anonymous
>>7917420 19, iirc. >tfw Braeburned is the same age as you >tfw he is much, much better at art than you, much more popular, and has a boyfriend ;_;

3 hours later 7917486 Anonymous
Is that guy that wrote the smelly mare greentext here? If you're here, I'd love some more stuff along that line.

3 hours later 7917487 Anonymous
>>7917480 >tfw he's younger than you and all those things

3 hours later 7917491 Anonymous
>>7917480 That's nothing I'm older than him.

3 hours later 7917496 PonyWifeAsshole
>>7917414 Why do people keep my shit capped and lying around? What the fuck is wrong with all of you? Let's try this again: Fic suggestions, shorts, and greentext. Specify which you want, and whichever strikes my fancy, I'll do. Keep in mind that it's most effort to least, and you're most likely to see the least effort ones tonight.

3 hours later 7917500 Anonymous (GabenFaceWhen_EA_buysValve.png 1280x800 103kB)
>>7917395

3 hours later 7917503 Anonymous
>>7917480 >tfw Braeburned is 2 years younger than you and is a massively better-adjusted person

3 hours later 7917513 Anonymous
>>7917496 Spike becomes huge again and bukkake's all of ponyville with one load.

3 hours later 7917517 Anonymous
>>7917496 this as a fic >>7917317

3 hours later 7917519 Anonymous
>>7917496 DJ PON3 drops the spaghetti

3 hours later 7917522 Anonymous
> >>7917513 And his dragon sperm rape them.

3 hours later 7917525 Anonymous
>>7917496 Something with Bubble Berry.

3 hours later 7917536 Anonymous
>>7917496 FemanonxBubble Berry.

3 hours later 7917538 Anonymous
>>7917503 god damn I'm so jealous of people who are normal

3 hours later 7917540 Anonymous
BAB SEED BAB SEED

3 hours later 7917546 Anonymous
>>7917540 >you will never bail

3 hours later 7917553 Anonymous
>>7917538 I nearly wrote "better person" >tfw

3 hours later 7917554 Anonymous
>>7917522 What if it transformed them into dragon ponies?

3 hours later 7917556 Anonymous
>>7917503 >>7917491 >>7917487 >>7917480 It took me under 2 years to do, though. I just stuck to it and worked hard at it

3 hours later 7917558 Anonymous
>>7917538 m-me too

3 hours later 7917560 Anonymous
Sometimes I can't help but think my dick doesn't even look real. It looks like a clay sculpture, and not in a good way.

3 hours later 7917570 Anonymous
>>7917540 WHATCHA GONNA DO? WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN SHE COMES FOR YOU?

3 hours later 7917573 Anonymous
>>7917546 > O-oh jeez, Babs. I'm gonna... I'm gonna bail inside you! > Wowza~!

3 hours later 7917582 Anonymous
>>7917556 >worked hard >at not being an autistic fat sperglord no man would want I guess I could fix the fat part with hard work.

3 hours later 7917584 Anonymous
>>7917540 I would let Babs bully my tail.

3 hours later 7917588 PonyWifeAsshole
>>7917525 >>7917536 Who is Bubble Berry?

3 hours later 7917590 Anonymous
>>7917538 I'm not. I know that their lives are all terrible.

3 hours later 7917593 Anonymous (c39.png 680x680 513kB)
anybody got that pic with applejack tex and anon

3 hours later 7917596 Anonymous
>>7917573 "Y-Ya gonna make me cum or somethin'!

3 hours later 7917599 Anonymous
>>7917588 r63 Pinkie Pie

3 hours later 7917602 Anonymous
>>7917588 R63 version of Pinkie Pie and my secret crush .

3 hours later 7917605 Anonymous
>>7917588 R63 Pinkie

3 hours later 7917644 Anonymous
>>7917560 I've got a crazy upward banana curve, supposedly women like dicks with an upward curve, but I'll never have sex so it doesn't matter

3 hours later 7917658 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ (an eye check.png 4000x1000 424kB)
Hey MLPG, I have a quick question. I've been flip flopping between how I do eyes in linearts. Most of the time I just put iris's as placeholders until I color them later. But since I've accepted I can't color every pancake flipping thing I draw I need your help. Which of these 4 lineart eyes do you like the most?

3 hours later 7917665 Anonymous
>>7917599 >>7917602 >>7917605 Why is 63 Pinkie so popular lately?

3 hours later 7917666 Anonymous (3457487435643578345.png 863x787 455kB)
Forget Bubble Berry, what about Elusive?

3 hours later 7917668 Anonymous
>>7917644 according to the only girl who has ever sucked my dick (and probably the only one who ever will), i have a very girthy dick she complained about it

3 hours later 7917669 Anonymous (Nightthread2.png 800x4000 721kB)


3 hours later 7917670 Anonymous
>>7917644 Mine practically sticks straight up, parallel to my chest. It gets uncomfortably stiff. Part of me dreads that it will break if I ever try to have sex.

3 hours later 7917672 Anonymous
>>7917658 4 show accurate or go home

3 hours later 7917685 Anonymous
>>7917658 3 probably looks best, but 4 makes it easier for someone else to color them

3 hours later 7917691 Anonymous
>>7917665 because he's everything loveable about pinkie pie but a guy so it's so goddamn adorable and hnnnng muh dick

3 hours later 7917693 Anonymous
>>7917665 Because a drawfag legitimizes it.

3 hours later 7917699 Anonymous
>>7917658 She looks like she's frowning extremely hard. I mean, I know it's suppose to be her hoof, but damn.

3 hours later 7917705 Elslowmo
>>7917658 I like 3 the best, it's the easiest to color for me.

3 hours later 7917708 Anonymous
>>7917666 What a slut. SLUT

3 hours later 7917710 Anonymous
>>7917668 Before or after she passed out

3 hours later 7917712 Anonymous
>>7917685 I disagree; In the show, the iris color doesnt have an outline. If you wanted to color show accurately, you'd have to erase that line

3 hours later 7917715 PonyWifeAsshole
>>7917599 >>7917602 >>7917605 Well, as long as you're okay with him having an enormous schlong and making anon share it with a mane six character of your choice.

3 hours later 7917719 Anonymous
>>7917665 cause being gay is hip now cis scum

3 hours later 7917721 Anonymous
>>7917316 >>7917345 >he will never nudge your rear with his nose while you stand in front of a mirror after a shower >he will never giggle when you moan and run your tongue around your mouth involuntarily >he will never laugh at the confused expression on your face and nudge you again >he will never pull you towards the shower with his tail >he will never climb on top of you and rim you while both your cocks are shoved down your throat >he will never motorboat your ass when you cum >you will never lie under him and enjoy the smell of your cum and sweat mixed totogether

3 hours later 7917735 Anonymous
>>7917658 NUMBER FOUR I LIKE THAT THE MOST

3 hours later 7917738 Anonymous
>>7917658 4 is the best

3 hours later 7917742 Anonymous
>>7917715 does pinkie pie count

3 hours later 7917745 Anonymous (9ee.gif 680x344 899kB)
>>7917593 Anybody?

3 hours later 7917760 Anonymous
>>7917666 >Elusive will never measure your dick to make you a very stylish chastity belt.

3 hours later 7917764 Anonymous
>>7917715 Rarity

3 hours later 7917776 Anonymous
>>7917554 What if it combined with them and turned them into dragon pony mares while impregnating them?

3 hours later 7917783 Anonymous (I don't have proper reaction for Ross' art yet but this is me when I see slugbox art.jpg 500x343 47kB)
>>7917658 >that artstyle

3 hours later 7917785 Anonymous
>>7917764 >letting that size queen hog all the fun >>7917715 Ranbo

3 hours later 7917786 Anonymous
>>7917719 >not women It can't ever be women, can it? You're paranoia is baffling, yet humorous.

3 hours later 7917796 Anonymous
>>7917570 They made a mistake by not basing the song on that.

3 hours later 7917797 Anonymous
>>7917712 but it's easier to use the line as a guide for the eye color and erase it after of course, I just say that because I'm awful at making smooth lines/curves myself

3 hours later 7917798 Anonymous (160594__UNOPT__pinkie-pie_rule-63_bubble-berry.png 1024x1111 172kB)
If you wouldn't go gay for this face, you're a faggot.

3 hours later 7917808 Anonymous
>>7917715 Enormous schlongs are always welcome do Rainbow Dash!

3 hours later 7917811 Anonymous
>>7917760 >measuring >caring enough to make sure it actually fits >not just making one and implying I'm lucky he gave me the time of day when I complain that it hurts

3 hours later 7917816 Anonymous
>>7917666 As much as he likes to pretend he's a top he's a tremendous manslut and bottom.

3 hours later 7917821 Anonymous
>>7917797 If you've got a tablet, it's pretty simple. Most colorfags would prefer it without a line

3 hours later 7917826 Anonymous
>>7917798 Fuck you nigger.

3 hours later 7917836 Anonymous
>>7917745 Sorry I don't, but I must say I love the Brood War pic

3 hours later 7917837 Anonymous
>>7917821 >If you've got a tablet, it's pretty simple. I don't know if it's my shitty tablet or shaky hands, but I strongly disagree

3 hours later 7917845 ReiDuran
>>7917798 The things I would do to that colt.

3 hours later 7917846 Anonymous
>>7917811 >not being a professional above all else It's like you don't even know the character.

3 hours later 7917850 Anonymous
>>7917798 I just want a huge horsecock to choke on.

3 hours later 7917851 Anonymous
>>7917798 Berry is shit Give me Elusive, Dusk or Rainbow

3 hours later 7917864 Anonymous
>>7917850 I know right?

3 hours later 7917870 Anonymous
>>7917786 yeah it can never be women cause those unstable meatbags are useless

3 hours later 7917876 Anonymous
>>7917798 >going gay for the face >not the dick What's the point?

3 hours later 7917880 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>7917685 >>7917705 >>7917672 >>7917735 >>7917738 So either 3 or 4. Alrighty. I'll probably stick with 3 (because it still looks okay and I don't have to mess with any extra lines). Thanks for responding!

3 hours later 7917886 Elslowmo
>>7917837 What program do you use?

3 hours later 7917888 Anonymous
>>7917745 http://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2% 9C%93&sbq=artist%3Atex%2C+applejack &commit=Go

3 hours later 7917890 Anonymous
>>7917837 Probably one of those. Have you tried messing with SAI's stabilizer?

3 hours later 7917894 Anonymous
>>7917850 >not letting him bruise your uterus what a pleb

3 hours later 7917896 Anonymous (1350250386910.gif 256x348 352kB)
>>7917798 meh i like the original better not that i have anything against gays or anything

3 hours later 7917898 Anonymous
>>7917851 >Rainbow >he threatens to murder you if you breathe a word about him being a "fag" to any of his friends >it's a credible threat, you've seen his collection of knives >not that he considers himself a fag in the first place; you're just like a mare around him

3 hours later 7917901 Anonymous
>>7917886 SAI, mostly except when I give up and use photoshop to draw vector paths

3 hours later 7917905 Anonymous
>>7917845 Draw him fucking himself with his own cock.

3 hours later 7917907 Anonymous
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d481d1ed f135c07c221ee6c3d3196abe/tumblr_mhi 4iaWG8q1r44oh9o3_r1_1280.png unfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfun ffunfunfunfufnunfunf

3 hours later 7917921 Anonymous
>>7917905 draw it taking a bendy-straw path to his own ass.

3 hours later 7917925 Anonymous
>>7917907 >not just posting the image get out

3 hours later 7917927 ReiDuran
>>7917896 Ditto, but R63 is nice.

3 hours later 7917943 Anonymous (1353748654602.png 400x450 118kB)
Well, I feel like complete shit again. Maybe I should stop coming here.

3 hours later 7917945 Anonymous (1359318939942.png 700x700 368kB)
>>7917894 anon you don't have a uterus

3 hours later 7917955 Elslowmo
>>7917901 Try messing with the stabilizer like >>7917890 said.

3 hours later 7917963 Anonymous
>>7917890 Quite a bit, despite you guys telling me that any stabilizer use makes you a doublehitler

3 hours later 7917968 Anonymous
>>7917943 Is all the gay getting you down?

3 hours later 7917970 Anonymous
>>7917945 stop crushing my dreams

3 hours later 7917973 Anonymous
>>7917898 >you are just a mare around him >a mare with a dick >a mare with a dick that is as big as his >a mare with a dick that is as big as his and that he sometimes sucks >a mare with a dick that is as big as his and that he sometimes sucks, but only because he feels sorry for you being on the bottom, honest

3 hours later 7917977 Anonymous (6283__pinkie-pie_rule-63_genderswap_blush_artist-wicklesmack_bubble-berry.png 2383x2413 524kB)
>>7917845 >>7917850 >>7917876 >>7917894

3 hours later 7917978 Anonymous
>>7917945 >Females not knowing about the boygina. We can even have babies! But they are always shitty.

3 hours later 7917980 Anonymous
http://d.facdn.net/art/saurian/1359 876569.saurian_spikespread.png

3 hours later 7917982 Anonymous
>>7917670 That's how mine is, it's so inflexible. Feels like it's gonna break.

3 hours later 7917988 Anonymous
>>7917921 That's what I said.

3 hours later 7917993 Anonymous
>>7917980 my dick is gonna explode

3 hours later 7917994 Anonymous
>>7917963 I disagree; If you can get a smooth line and paper but can't get one in a painting program, then it's not cheating to use a stabilizer in order to at least accurately transfer accuracy between mediums. also: draw circles

3 hours later 7917996 Anonymous (10560 - artist Rannva spike.jpg 738x901 238kB)
>>7917943 What's getting you so down, anon?

3 hours later 7918002 Anonymous
>>7917925 Oh, what the problem then, brave little man? Post it. What stops you? Huh? Huh?

3 hours later 7918003 Anonymous
>>7917980 will you quit fucking direct linking to furaffinity images link the image page so we don't get the 403

3 hours later 7918009 Anonymous (1354312097623.png 1015x880 160kB)
>>7917973 >>7917898 I feel like I've heard this before.

3 hours later 7918010 Anonymous
>>7917943 But then you'll miss out on us talking about how wonderful Pinkie's mouth feels

3 hours later 7918017 Elslowmo
>>7917963 It doesn't make you a doublehitler, just try not to rely on the higher settings as much.

3 hours later 7918027 Anonymous
is 5.5" with 5" girth enough to please a pony

3 hours later 7918029 Anonymous (brony tears.jpg 371x264 30kB)
>>7918003 >>7917925 ahahaha mad faggot

3 hours later 7918031 Anonymous
Would you have a pone wife who has no orifice that can be used sexually, or an anthro wife who has, and is willing to use every orifice for sex

3 hours later 7918033 PonyWifeAsshole
Damn, sure is gay here tonight. I draw the line at bi-male. Because bi-male is really fucking hot.

3 hours later 7918045 Anonymous
>>7918031 But pone wife has a mouth

3 hours later 7918046 Anonymous
>>7917973 Now you're getting it, babe. Come on, up on the bed.

3 hours later 7918050 Anonymous
>>7918033 then fucking do it already you nignog bubble berry x anon x pinkie pie pls

3 hours later 7918060 Anonymous
>>7918029 you're goddamn right I'm mad how hard is it to do this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/983 9401/ not fucking hard

3 hours later 7918061 Anonymous
>>7918009 Man. I wanna fuck that guy.

3 hours later 7918068 Anonymous
>>7918031 When can the mouth not be used sexually?

3 hours later 7918076 Anonymous (Nigga what.png 503x485 192kB)
>1102 posts >194 images Why won't it end?

3 hours later 7918079 Anonymous (1343948218454.jpg 227x288 17kB)
>>7918033 I draw the line at anything remotely gay.

3 hours later 7918081 Anonymous
>>7918033 Then make Rarity and Elusive order around poor poor anon. Elusive gets the back and Rarity gets the front

3 hours later 7918084 Anonymous
>>7917721 >he will never shove a buttplug up your ass before a party "so the food tastes nice and salty" >you will never have to constantly work to keep your tail down >it will never be the best tasting food you've ever had

3 hours later 7918094 Anonymous (Eternity.jpg 598x600 75kB)
>>7918076 It will never end.

3 hours later 7918097 Anonymous
>>7917798 >>7917977 >you will never have a stallion pank as best friend and fuckbuddy >you will never enjoy the benefits of a deep and close friendship with casual buttsex

3 hours later 7918101 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>7918076 You could post more pony

3 hours later 7918105 Anonymous
>>7918060 >>7917980 That shading is horrendous.

3 hours later 7918114 Anonymous (you will never a handsome stallion.png 968x2218 267kB)
>>7918097 the worst feel

3 hours later 7918117 Anonymous
>>7917968 >>7917996 It's all the gay. it's reminding me I don't have a boyfriend and never will

3 hours later 7918123 Anonymous
>>7918097 >implying > chance and a best friend/ boyfriend

3 hours later 7918125 Anonymous (THE-RIDE-NEVER-ENDS.jpg.jpg 400x348 41kB)
>>7918076

3 hours later 7918140 Anonymous
>>7918097 but I want to be more than friends

3 hours later 7918148 Anonymous
>>7918117 That means you're so much less likely of dying from aids.

3 hours later 7918151 Anonymous (1359511447493.png 512x384 272kB)
I hate the entire concept of anal, but find a lot of rule 63/straight up gay pictures hot, as long as they're just masturbating or getting sucked off. What is wrong with me?

3 hours later 7918153 Anonymous (fit results.jpg 1199x468 61kB)
>>7918079 You forgot the >no homo

3 hours later 7918167 Anonymous
Just got in. Why is the thread so gay? Not even bi, like wanting to take a futamare

3 hours later 7918169 Anonymous (he forgets sometimes.jpg 500x302 52kB)
>>7918153 >forgot

3 hours later 7918177 Anonymous
>>7918151 >hating anal Ever heard of a prostate orgasm?

3 hours later 7918180 Anonymous
>>7918046 >you will never go too the bathroom to wash up afterwards >he will never jump off the bed right as you close the door >you will never spot a dildo suction cupped to the wall of his shower as he starts banging on the door >it's got your colors and mottling pattern

3 hours later 7918182 Anonymous
>>7918167 Braeburned is here.

3 hours later 7918184 Anonymous
>>7918140 it's more like a de facto amorous frenship. of you are more like friends, but male pank still feels more like a friend. more kissing and sex though.

3 hours later 7918185 Anonymous
>>7918151 The fact that people poop from there?

3 hours later 7918195 Anonymous
>>7918151 You're not alone, I'm increasingly aroused by the idea of cocks lately but I'm as disgusted as ever by the thought of having anal sex. It just seems dirty.

3 hours later 7918205 ReiDuran
>>7918151 It feels good when you touch your penis. You've made the mental connection of touching a penis to the feeling of pleasure. It's really not that big of a deal if you think about it. A cock means arousal. Arousal means feeling good. Sort of pavlovian when you think about it.

3 hours later 7918211 Anonymous (1349596824107.png 400x400 10kB)
>>7918167 night mlpg

3 hours later 7918212 Anonymous
>>7918177 yes, but the fact you're sticking a finger/dick/toy car up the orifice responsible for shitting is disgusting to me

3 hours later 7918217 Anonymous
You know what's better than stallionboners? Coltboners.

3 hours later 7918218 Anonymous
>>7918027 Yeah, ponies are about the size of a regular mini mare, so that's more than enough to make them cum.

3 hours later 7918225 Anonymous
>>7918182 To be fair, it was rei, his bubble berry, and the resulting berryfags. All brae did was redline a piece

3 hours later 7918231 Anonymous
>>7918217 Aren't you supposed to be on jail, AB?

3 hours later 7918237 Anonymous (1355335937325.jpg 500x419 15kB)
Whoa, I just woke up from a dream where I was fucking a slugbox style pony rarity in a saddle and reins. It was great while it lasted, but for some reason I feel pretty physically sick. Almost fell down the stairs on my way to take a piss/use an inhaler/take some Advil and Tums.

3 hours later 7918238 Anonymous
>>7918184 does he like me the way I like him?

3 hours later 7918243 Anonymous
>>7918140 "You wanna what? I know you love my party stick, but if you really wanna be it we can go talk to that zebra guy in the forest."

3 hours later 7918244 Anonymous
>>7918217 Cookie pls

3 hours later 7918253 Anonymous
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/ 1032962 Holy shit.

3 hours later 7918254 Anonymous
>>7918177 Speaking of that, what's the best prostate toy for a beginner, I don't want anything too big or thick. Just something simple that makes you cum everywhere, I'm looking at the aneros line and the billy.

3 hours later 7918255 Anonymous (Breaburned Walks In MLPG.jpg 384x512 40kB)
>>7918182

3 hours later 7918259 Anonymous
>>7918027 >tfw solid 8"

3 hours later 7918261 Anonymous
>>7918182 >>7918225 I guess I could try and wait the gay out

3 hours later 7918268 Anonymous
>>7918167 > Futa Celestia will never use her royal flesh-sceptre to put a lowly subject such as you in it's place

3 hours later 7918271 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ (the tall man.jpg 254x196 17kB)
>>7918217 no

3 hours later 7918277 Anonymous
>>7918217 >trapcolts in frilly horsepanties >bulging ball-bras >silky cocksocks

3 hours later 7918286 Anonymous
Would you a humanized Bubble Berry?

3 hours later 7918289 Anonymous
>>7918259 fuck you for having a freakishly large penis

3 hours later 7918290 Anonymous
>>7918246 >he used to flirt/date someone from the steam chat Nope

3 hours later 7918293 Anonymous
>>7918261 /mlp/ is beginning to look real tempting.

4 hours later 7918298 Anonymous
>>7918261 Sure they are a pain in the ass but they peeter out soon enough.

4 hours later 7918300 Anonymous
>>7918286 You mean Neil Patrick Harris?

4 hours later 7918303 Anonymous
>>7918261 THE POWER OF CELESTIA COMPELS YOU!

4 hours later 7918306 Anonymous
>>7918238 yes. he isn't the most serious stallion and has a pretty unusual definition of love, but his feelings are sincere.

4 hours later 7918307 Anonymous
>>7918277 >wanting to be the dominant partner >not wanting an equal, or better yet, your superior, someone to devote your body and life to unreservedly, to exist only for their pleasure pleb.

4 hours later 7918313 Anonymous
>>7918027 Horses have a 18-21 inch dick Anon did the math and it resulted that Cartoon ponies have 7 inch dicks Now a normal human can please a normal mare So yes You could please a cartoon pony

4 hours later 7918319 Anonymous
>>7918298 >pain in the ass bah dum tshh

4 hours later 7918320 Anonymous (fuckuanderson.gif 457x393 621kB)
>>7918261 Commander we are being overrun be the gays, we need to act now what are your orders sir?

4 hours later 7918328 Anonymous
>>7918307 when the hell did I imply I wanted to be the dominant partner and not the little colt?

4 hours later 7918333 Anonymous
>>7918307 >not wanting a confident colt with a huge dick to make you his bitch

4 hours later 7918337 Anonymous (Replace the woman with a pony and you get MLPG's perfect future.png 680x836 123kB)


4 hours later 7918338 Anonymous
>>7918293 Push come to shove, ass worship general is half-decent, though kind of slow

4 hours later 7918339 Anonymous
>lately opening up to a friend who has been teasing me about certain things in a sort of flirty way >at some point we get a little into it and at some point he calls me a "good girl" (i'm a dude) >for the past 3 days i can't cum without thinking of someone degrading me and calling me a good girl and it usually involves lots of dicks the point is this gay thread is making me even gayer, please stop

4 hours later 7918341 Anonymous
>>7918289 It's a curse I must muster, Anon... Along with being a social butterfly and a blast to be around apparently. Why am I such a freak?!

4 hours later 7918343 Anonymous
>>7918320 how about you talk about an actual fucking topic instead of the lack there of

4 hours later 7918347 Anonymous
>>7918286 I'd definitely a humanized Dusk Like the fist of the north star

4 hours later 7918348 Anonymous
>>7918313 what about the circumfrence of a horse dick compared to human dick? Length only goes so far

4 hours later 7918351 Anonymous
>>7918117 M-maybe I could be your boyfriend anon.

4 hours later 7918361 Anonymous (sad nerd.png 1280x720 690kB)
>tfw everyone here talking about stallioncocks and dildos and futa and shit are still more well-adjusted and successful in their lives than you

4 hours later 7918371 Anonymous
>>7918337 >You were born too soon >You will never live a life a paradise with your virtual pone waifus

4 hours later 7918377 Anonymous
>>7918361 That's the secret to happiness Dicks

4 hours later 7918383 Anonymous
>>7918361 n-not all of them, anon ;-;

4 hours later 7918386 Anonymous
>>7918277 >ice cream >making them feed their ice cram to their friends and siblings >>7918307 Not much is sexier than looking at the pony under you and remembering how it used to be be strong and independent instead of your cockslut.

4 hours later 7918389 Anonymous
What conventions have you been to, MLPG?

4 hours later 7918391 Anonymous
>>7918320 We hunker down and talk about which pony has the kickiest feet Secure the perimeter

4 hours later 7918392 Anonymous
I like gay club MLPG.

4 hours later 7918398 Anonymous
>>7918371 >You were born too late >You will never live under the Holy Roman Empire

4 hours later 7918403 Anonymous (derpys.jpg 1588x744 214kB)
TFW

4 hours later 7918409 Anonymous
>>7918389 None.

4 hours later 7918417 Anonymous (hnnng.gif 638x388 858kB)


4 hours later 7918420 Anonymous
>>7918320 I say nuke the site from orbit. Cleanse the filth.

4 hours later 7918423 Anonymous
Which r63 stallion likes teasing and insulting their bottom, talking about how small their dick is and how lucky they are to have an alpha male such as them?

4 hours later 7918426 Anonymous (1324646829978.png 700x700 141kB)
>>7918391 perimeter secured and thats a no brainer there commander

4 hours later 7918429 Anonymous
>>7918341 I hate people who have more fulfilling and happy lives than I do

4 hours later 7918431 Anonymous
>>7918389 I went to a regional tournament for the Pokeymon TCG a few years ago does that count?

4 hours later 7918432 Anonymous (TS rule 63.png 1280x1431 2082kB)
>>7918347 he's definetly a qt

4 hours later 7918439 Anonymous (35874563636354.png 441x346 258kB)
>>7918392 What about Butt Club MLPG?

4 hours later 7918443 ReiDuran
>>7918423 Dash. Or Fluttershy

4 hours later 7918448 Anonymous
>>7918383 >;-; is that a forkbeard or what?

4 hours later 7918451 Anonymous
>>7918423 subby pls none of the r63 stallions would be like that except maybe Bon Bon or Cherrypone

4 hours later 7918453 Anonymous
>>7918429 If it makes you feel any better I work retail.

4 hours later 7918455 Anonymous
>>7918431 If you didn't see a fursuiter, it wasn't a convention. It doesnt matter the type of convention. There's gonna be one there.

4 hours later 7918456 Anonymous
>>7918254 pls respond, I need this Also interested in a decent onahole, heard the fleshlight isn't that good

4 hours later 7918458 Anonymous
>>7918389 NRA gun conventions. does those count?

4 hours later 7918459 Anonymous
>>7918420 >Cleanse the filth. >Not it's the only way to be sure. Westburo Baptist Church, please.

4 hours later 7918462 subby
>>7918451 Curse my inevitable predictability!

4 hours later 7918463 Anonymous
>>7918333 http://www.derpibooru.org/230923 "It's not polite to stare."

4 hours later 7918476 Anonymous
>>7918286 i would all of the 6main. male or female

4 hours later 7918481 Anonymous
>>7918455 No full on fursuits, but there was a kid wearing animal ears

4 hours later 7918483 Anonymous
>>7918429 me too anon we should start a club together

4 hours later 7918486 subby
>>7918389 SIGGRAPH 2007. WCG 2010 (?, can't remember, might have been 2011)

4 hours later 7918492 Anonymous
>>7918463 >stretchy panties over enormous dick muh fetish

4 hours later 7918493 Anonymous
>>7918453 I used to work retail at a department store, fucking hated it. I wanted to be a stocker but I got stuck as a cashier, shit job.

4 hours later 7918494 Anonymous
>>7918481 Close enough. Congrats

4 hours later 7918496 Anonymous
>>7918423 Bon Bon and Zacoro.

4 hours later 7918499 Anonymous
>>7918458 Tex pls

4 hours later 7918505 Anonymous
>>7918333 >>7918463 go to bed and work on your commissions tomorrow, SB.

4 hours later 7918510 Anonymous (Ponies3.png 500x725 338kB)
>>7918237 Fuck, I'm pretty sure I have a fever. I'm shaking, feel numb, have a pounding migraine, and my forehead is unusually warm. Guess I'm going back to sleep until this is over. Goodnight, MLPG.

4 hours later 7918520 Anonymous
>>7918510 be sure to drink plenty of fluids and eat when you feel well enough to

4 hours later 7918521 Anonymous
>>7918458 I fucking love guns. What are your views on Feinstein.

4 hours later 7918525 Anonymous
>>7918499 >tfw im mistaken for Tex Y-You too...

4 hours later 7918528 Anonymous
>>7918463 I bet he gets all the mares with that face.

4 hours later 7918530 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>7918389 bronycon It wasn't very awesome but hanging out with lk, SB, and other generalfags in NYC was fun. I hope baltimore has hookah bars.

4 hours later 7918532 Anonymous
>>7918510 pony sex dreams are pretty baller, I only had one that made me jizz, but I could still feel the sensation in my dream, felt good as fuck

4 hours later 7918538 Anonymous
>>7918521 please don't gunfag general is so much worse than gay general

4 hours later 7918542 Anonymous (Untitled.png 761x513 350kB)
>not being a Canter Star ARE YOU EVEN TRYING MLPG? Pinkie, Dash, Rarity is best possible team

4 hours later 7918550 Anonymous
>>7918493 >tfw hag cunt keeps insisting her clearly expired coupons are still valid >tfw you end up calling the manager over to have them tell the customer >tfw they give it to them anyways and chew you out for taking so long

4 hours later 7918553 Anonymous
>>7918510 You're going to die, anon. You only have 24 hours.

4 hours later 7918554 Anonymous (174291__UNOPT__.gif 446x393 2837kB)
>>7918426 But look at the blue one go

4 hours later 7918561 Anonymous
>>7918347 what if he was wearing a librarian's sweater and thick glasses? what if he smelled like fresh books? what if he waited for you to take the lead in any physical contact, even when--no, especially when--he wanted to touch you?

4 hours later 7918563 Anonymous
>>7918493 I feel bad for the kids who are told they have to do overheads for products, god they get nervous and shit, sputtering out fast worded breathless adverts. While I have to hold the phone away from me because the phone insists on making the speakers boom my voice through the store. That echo makes me smile.

4 hours later 7918566 Anonymous
>>7918538 >im-fucking-plying I'd rather have /pol/ shitposting in here.

4 hours later 7918570 Anonymous
>>7918521 molon labe my friend molon labe

4 hours later 7918575 Anonymous
Where's the gay shit, PonyWifeAsshole?

4 hours later 7918582 Anonymous
>>7918510 Jay? NATURE HAS COME FOR YOU!

4 hours later 7918585 Anonymous
>>7918575 Tucked firmly into his asshole.

4 hours later 7918588 Anonymous
>>7918563 The echo is usually what throws me off.

4 hours later 7918589 Anonymous (1359860332921.png 600x840 553kB)
>>7918538 Would you talk about guns with your favorite pony?

4 hours later 7918593 Anonymous
>>7918566 How do you know they're gay and not female?

4 hours later 7918596 Anonymous
>Gun talk in gay MLPG Quick, which pone is your husbando?

4 hours later 7918598 Anonymous (1348811568163.gif 510x420 501kB)
>>7918389 I went to a mlp convention once, expected to see 23 - 40 year old males but I was utterly dissapointed

4 hours later 7918604 Anonymous
>>7918593 Please. We both know they're fags.

4 hours later 7918605 Anonymous (purple.gif 433x454 1545kB)
Why is she so purple /co/

4 hours later 7918607 Anonymous (1358871109860.jpg 1051x992 349kB)
pls

4 hours later 7918608 subby
What does being in another man's arms feel like, mlpg? And if you say bags of sand or some variant, I swear to christ I will do absolutely nothing.

4 hours later 7918609 Anonymous
>>7918598 They were all under 23, I'm guessing

4 hours later 7918617 Anonymous (1327133865196.png 684x830 451kB)
>>7918589 I bet Applejack would have a trusty 12 gauge.

4 hours later 7918621 Anonymous
>>7918609 They were all 5-12 year old girls

4 hours later 7918623 Anonymous (LMJ.jpg 1000x4855 1707kB)
>>7918582 >I ALMOST DIED

4 hours later 7918624 Anonymous
>>7918608 bags of bulging muscle tightly securing you

4 hours later 7918629 Anonymous
>>7918605 Because it's the color of royalty

4 hours later 7918631 Anonymous
>>7918596 Diamant. or maybe Gilbert.

4 hours later 7918633 Anonymous
>>7918608 bags of grease

4 hours later 7918636 Anonymous
>>7918621 ...When and where was this?

4 hours later 7918637 Anonymous
>>7918608 who are you?

4 hours later 7918639 Anonymous (Twilight Sparkle 229.gif 500x495 980kB)
>>7918605 she's gone into Maximum Overpurple

4 hours later 7918640 Anonymous
>>7918609 17 - 23 to be exact and there were more girls than boys I was very dissapointed ;_;

4 hours later 7918641 Anonymous
>>7918589 Yes. I bet Zecora would have all sort of neat guns.

4 hours later 7918643 Anonymous (mypingas.jpg 3263x1839 777kB)
I suffered hell today mlpg.

4 hours later 7918644 Anonymous
>>7918605 That is a very purple gif

4 hours later 7918649 Anonymous
>>7918629 wwell said, anon

4 hours later 7918655 Anonymous
>>7918607 Butter is bad for you. Use a cottage cheese spread instead

4 hours later 7918656 Anonymous
>>7918639 I miss when the ponies did pony things like this

4 hours later 7918661 Anonymous
>>7918649 4MPOR4 PLS GO

4 hours later 7918666 Anonymous
>>7918643 Mods?

4 hours later 7918667 Art-Anon (Horse-Doodle.png 720x480 157kB)
Just did a couple of pages of 5-minute speed doodles/studies. I think this is the only one I could say is board-relevant.

4 hours later 7918668 Anonymous
>>7918656 Pinkie did in TMPP

4 hours later 7918672 Anonymous
>>7918608 Kinda like being in a girl's arms, usually tighter and more comforting though.

4 hours later 7918674 Anonymous
>>7918643 What the fuck am I looking at.

4 hours later 7918677 subby
>>7918637 some fag who occasionally writes bad greentext/erp from a submissive perspective, and also codes. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/734502/Rar ity.html

4 hours later 7918681 Anonymous
>>7918655 >this is what liberals actually think

4 hours later 7918687 Anonymous
>>7918674 I believe that's a scrotum caught in a zipper.

4 hours later 7918692 Anonymous
>>7918666 >implying mods will ever set foot in a thread this far past the bump limit

4 hours later 7918695 Anonymous (Suffering.jpg 1200x857 137kB)
>>7918643 You don't know suffering.

4 hours later 7918696 Anonymous
>>7918681 do you have to bring politics into EVERYTHING?

4 hours later 7918697 Anonymous
>>7918674 There's Something About Mary

4 hours later 7918701 Anonymous
>>7918687 How the fuck do you even do that. He deserved it, no questions asked.

4 hours later 7918709 Anonymous (1351396796281.jpg 251x190 4kB)
>>7918695

4 hours later 7918711 Anonymous
>>7918696 Typical Democan't.

4 hours later 7918712 Anonymous
>>7918695 Is is that your penis?

4 hours later 7918716 Anonymous
>>7918672 >he knows what guyhugs AND girlhugs feel like What are yo- oh forget it I can't do this

4 hours later 7918722 Anonymous
>>7918701 It's from a movie. >>7918697

4 hours later 7918727 Anonymous
>>7918709 Please... stop...

4 hours later 7918734 Anonymous
>>7918667 Neat.

4 hours later 7918737 Anonymous
>>7918722 What is it even about.

4 hours later 7918739 Anonymous
>>7918608 i don't know, but i can tell you that it feels good to have another man in your arms. it makes you feel powerful. moreso than a woman does, too.

4 hours later 7918741 Anonymous
bring the gay shit back

4 hours later 7918743 Anonymous
>>7918672 Wouldn't girlhugs be tighter due to a more confining space?

4 hours later 7918749 Anonymous
>>7918737 Nobody watches that movie for the story.

4 hours later 7918754 Anonymous
>>7918741 Why don't you take it to a faggot general.

4 hours later 7918755 Anonymous (ouch.jpg 718x719 74kB)
>>7918695 You don't know shit about videogames.

4 hours later 7918756 Anonymous (1359436134972.png 1280x1053 397kB)


4 hours later 7918757 Anonymous
>>7918737 It's a Ben Stiller movie, so it's about a guy being colossally beta and ruining everything.

4 hours later 7918762 Anonymous
>>7918749 So it's shit. Alright.

4 hours later 7918763 Anonymous
>>7918739 >makes you feel powerful Not really, just loved. Comforted. safe. I had a good weekend

4 hours later 7918777 Anonymous
>>7918672 > more comforting But girlhugs are soft and warm, and their chests are soft enough to easily let you press close, but firm enough to demand attention

4 hours later 7918778 Anonymous
>>7918755 I survived Mario Party 1, motherfucker Come at me

4 hours later 7918779 Anonymous
>>7918711 wor mongering republidumb

4 hours later 7918781 Anonymous
>>7918754 >where_do_you_think_we_are.jpg

4 hours later 7918785 Anonymous (finger.jpg 640x960 114kB)
>>7918695 Bitch please. I stuck my finger in one of chrysalis hoof holes and found out how fucking sharp they are.

4 hours later 7918786 Anonymous (tumblr_inline_mhllq7xxla1qz4rgp.jpg 500x375 81kB)
Would you style Pinkie's head MLPG?

4 hours later 7918789 Anonymous
>>7918763 how does holding someone make you feel comforted and safe? i mean, being the hold-ee, sure, but not the holder. i think we're coming at this from two different angles here.

4 hours later 7918793 Anonymous
>>7918785 fucking STOP POSTING THIS SHIT

4 hours later 7918796 Anonymous
>>7918781 Not in faggot general.

4 hours later 7918800 Anonymous
>>7918756 >Dash is crossing her front legs defiantly. >"Sir, I found these two on the property without permission." >"Shall I contact the authorities?"

4 hours later 7918806 Anonymous (98569.png 513x402 90kB)
Who is your headcanon VA for Marker?

4 hours later 7918809 Anonymous
>>7918756 Unhand those ponies immediately, fiend!

4 hours later 7918811 Anonymous
>>7918793 >"If only i could report it!"

4 hours later 7918813 Anonymous
>>7918756 I ordered purple and pink. Send them back

4 hours later 7918815 Anonymous
>>7918796 Then, sir, you are grossly misinformed.

4 hours later 7918816 Anonymous
>>7918793 What's wrong little babby? What is so upsetting to you?

4 hours later 7918818 Anonymous
>tfw 23 year old handholdless virgin with severe anxiety issues and an aversion to physical contact >too afraid to call an escort because I keep thinking that I'll get so anxious that I either can't get hard or cum right away how do I get a gf who is a pony

4 hours later 7918824 Anonymous (1322210909275.png 1160x850 51kB)
>>7918779 >tfw war

4 hours later 7918828 Anonymous (yeti eating burrito.gif 480x480 698kB)
>>7918785 MAKE IT STOP

4 hours later 7918829 Anonymous
>>7918806 Tabitha because she does a shitload of vocies

4 hours later 7918831 Anonymous
>>7918785 She told you it was not polite to point.

4 hours later 7918834 Anonymous
shitposting in full swing again

4 hours later 7918835 Anonymous
>>7918818 Dude. If you are too afraid of a woman a pony would be 10 times worse. Ponies can flrex their vagina muscles and milk your dick. Youd cum the second your dick touched the opening.

4 hours later 7918836 Anonymous
>>7918789 Oops, guess so. Holding them just makes you happy that you can make THEM comfortable and safe.

4 hours later 7918841 Anonymous
>>7918818 >wanting to fuck a whore Son, never go that desperate. Have some pride, some self respect.

4 hours later 7918844 Anonymous (tumblr_mczyb545cf1rzohjwo1_1280.png 1156x1024 259kB)
>>7918806 Morgan Freeman

4 hours later 7918848 Anonymous
>>7918716 >Not being Pansexual master race >2013

4 hours later 7918851 Anonymous
>>7918818 How would having a pony girlfriend be any better?

4 hours later 7918853 Anonymous
>>7918806 who ever did that boop noise for the extension

4 hours later 7918854 Anonymous
>>7918800 no, Rupert, that won't be necessary. just tie them up in the stables--kept far away from Bruno, you understand? i don't want them torn apart--and i'll be in to deal with them myself shortly.

4 hours later 7918855 Anonymous
>>7918834 My favorite part is when you shitposted about the shitposting. That was classy.

4 hours later 7918858 Anonymous
>>7918818 just become gay, it's much easier I'm being entirely serious

4 hours later 7918861 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>7918806 Daveigh Chase >yfw you look her up

4 hours later 7918864 Anonymous
>>7918818 >not just attempting to become a wizard

4 hours later 7918867 Anonymous
>>7918841 I figure that once I get it over with once, I'll know what to expect and then it'll be easier because I won't be worrying about what to expect when it happens.

4 hours later 7918870 Anonymous
>>7918800 neigh.

4 hours later 7918871 Anonymous
>>7918848 So that's what they call a degenerate with possible mental health issues these days.

4 hours later 7918872 Anonymous
>>7918806 Penn Jillette

4 hours later 7918874 Anonymous
>>7918858 he's honestly right

4 hours later 7918879 Anonymous
>>7918800 Why not just make them do some chores for you around the premises for a week? A far more constructive punishment then just calling the police

4 hours later 7918880 Anonymous
>>7918806 sarah silverman

4 hours later 7918881 Anonymous
>>7918806 Steve Blum

4 hours later 7918882 Anonymous
>>7918858 >being jailhouse gay this is the most pathetic thing ever

4 hours later 7918884 Anonymous
>>7918743 Bigger, longer arms, wider chest, beeg manly mussels. Nah, manhugs be more comforting.

4 hours later 7918885 Anonymous
>>7918871 >degenerate /pol/ pls

4 hours later 7918886 Anonymous (manga169x.jpg 640x480 34kB)
>>7918806 Rie Kugimiya

4 hours later 7918888 Anonymous
>>7918858 being gay isn't a choice

4 hours later 7918890 Anonymous
>>7918858 >getting so desperate he fucks dudes That has to be the epitome of pathetic.

4 hours later 7918892 Anonymous
>>7918882 ...where'd you get the "jailhouse" from?

4 hours later 7918899 Anonymous
>>7918806 Jeremy Clarkson

4 hours later 7918901 Anonymous
>>7918858 But men are all rapists! I don't think I would want to be with anyone whose standards are so low that they would be with me.

4 hours later 7918903 Anonymous
>>7918888 Sure it is. Just like being straight is a choice.

4 hours later 7918904 Anonymous (1357596845358.gif 288x198 1525kB)
>>7918888

4 hours later 7918906 Anonymous (1359880123932.png 184x232 2kB)
wwe dont like it wwhen the city lights starts fadin wwhen the city lights fadin then wwe cant get dowwn ok wwe dont like it wwhen the city people act crooked wwhen the city people crooked then wwe cant get dowwn ok wwe dont like it wwhen the city pigeons break wwings wwhen the pigeons break wwings then wwe cant get dowwn ok wwe dont like it wwhen the city fire starts spreadin wwhen the fire starts spreadin then wwe cant get dowwn

4 hours later 7918910 Anonymous
>>7918892 Jailhouse gay means that you resort to fucking dudes because you can't get a woman.

4 hours later 7918911 Anonymous
>>7918892 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Situat ional_sexual_behavior

4 hours later 7918912 Anonymous
>>7918806 Richard Nixon.

4 hours later 7918915 Anonymous
>>7918858 >being guy i hope gay people die or that some disease targets gay people only

4 hours later 7918917 Anonymous
>>7918864 I'm attempting to become a Cyborg. Fuck yeah. Cyborg.

4 hours later 7918926 Anonymous
>>7918906 This thread would be so much better if homestuck didn't exist.

4 hours later 7918927 Anonymous
>>7918858 Being gay because you're honestly attracted to men is one thing Being gay just because you have bad luck with women is the coward's way out

4 hours later 7918932 Anonymous
>>7918915 Imagine how quickly the spread of sexual diseases would fall.

4 hours later 7918933 Anonymous (NEVER FORGET.gif 650x450 48kB)
>>7918906

4 hours later 7918935 Anonymous
>>7918806 Ron Perlman

4 hours later 7918936 Anonymous
>>7918888 Why not? You can condition yourself to like things you hate, and who's to say that an engineered love of men is any less real than one that arose either due to genetics or organic sexual development. I'm being entirely serious. Why is the idea of tailoring your desires to your convenience seen as so horrible?

4 hours later 7918939 Anonymous
>>7918912 >"I am not a fagbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrrtbr"

4 hours later 7918941 Anonymous
>>7918917 you must lose your virginity to a machine, then.

4 hours later 7918943 Anonymous
>>7918917 I cast lighting ZAP MOTHERFUCKER There all your circuits are fried. I win

4 hours later 7918947 Anonymous (1324728799941.png 826x1000 680kB)
>>7918864 >wizard Warlock Master race here

4 hours later 7918955 Anonymous
no hope

4 hours later 7918956 Anonymous
>>7918947 What is that, 40 years?

4 hours later 7918961 Anonymous
>>7918915 >some disease targets gay people only Huh, that's never happened before, nope, not at all.

4 hours later 7918962 Anonymous
>>7918947 >Not becoming a Lich

4 hours later 7918967 Anonymous
>>7918932 >implying Do you even know how STDs work?

4 hours later 7918968 Anonymous
>>7918943 I run on electricity nigga. >what is a faraday cage

4 hours later 7918974 Anonymous (machines.jpg 400x242 54kB)
>>7918941

4 hours later 7918977 Anonymous
>>7918947 You're still a wizard anon. Everyone casting magic is a wizard. You become a wizard at 30 and then branch off to whatever magic school you want

4 hours later 7918980 Anonymous (1327944008203.png 681x474 309kB)
>>7918962

4 hours later 7918982 Anonymous
I'm a girl watcher, I'm a girl watcher

4 hours later 7918987 Anonymous
>>7918967 Transferred through blood or other bodily fluids.

4 hours later 7918990 Anonymous
>>7918943 naw nigga, we operating on Hollywood science, nigga. you just turbocharged my circuits, bitch. more power = more kill.

4 hours later 7918991 Anonymous
>>7918968 WATER THEN FAGGOT BZZZZT YOU'RE FRIED

4 hours later 7918992 Anonymous
With all this posting, you'd have thought there was an episode today. ;_;

4 hours later 7918996 Anonymous
>>7918818 My backup plan was getting a mini pony and fucking it so I could get familiar with the muscle memory of sex, once you've got the whole thrusting and pacing thing down, that's pretty much it.

4 hours later 7918997 Anonymous
I hope we have workable sexbots soon it would solve a lot of problems

4 hours later 7918998 Anonymous
>>7918961 Technically, it hasn't. First time around was just wishful thinking/

4 hours later 7919001 Anonymous (shrekpony.jpg 512x512 34kB)
>>7918947 >Wizards and Warlocks >Not just becoming an onion knight

4 hours later 7919005 Anonymous
>>7918974 those Squiddies are kawaii as fuck, man. they want the dick.

4 hours later 7919006 Anonymous
>>7918991 NIGGA I'M WATERPROOF YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME BRUH I'M A ROBOT YO

4 hours later 7919009 Anonymous
>>7918977 The only acceptable school is Druidic Magic

4 hours later 7919013 Anonymous
I just want to read PonyWife's thing so I can jack off and hit the hay . Release me from this hell.

4 hours later 7919016 Anonymous
>>7918987 And as we all know, gay people are the only ones who have blood or other bodily fluids.

4 hours later 7919022 Anonymous
>>7919006 MOTHERFUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK?!

4 hours later 7919023 Anonymous
>>7919006 EASY MODE THEN ENJOY YOUR HALF SECOND ON THE SUN TELEPORT IS A BITCH AIN'T IT

4 hours later 7919026 Anonymous (knights.jpg 1252x4151 883kB)
>>7918943 >>7918968 >>7918991 >>7919006 Bros please, there's much better than those.

4 hours later 7919031 Anonymous (1359618057031.png 600x719 270kB)
>Not loving everyone regardless of gender or orientation

4 hours later 7919033 Anonymous (dathipmotion.gif 400x400 2965kB)
unf

4 hours later 7919042 Anonymous
>>7919031 I only hate stupid people.

4 hours later 7919044 Anonymous
>>7919023 JUST LIKE A BITCH WIZARD TO USE HACKS

4 hours later 7919048 Anonymous (gynoid 12.jpg 960x1280 553kB)
>>7918997 probably fifty years before we have a really good, operational gynoid. probably twenty years before we have a really good, operational full-immersion virtual reality system. i base those numbers on absolutely nothing.

4 hours later 7919051 Anonymous (Themoreyouknow[1].jpg 549x362 135kB)
>>7919016 Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?

4 hours later 7919052 Anonymous
>>7919031 I hate you.

4 hours later 7919061 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ (buffaloo.png 500x500 370kB)
>>7919033 That cow is dopey looking

4 hours later 7919063 Anonymous
>>7919051 I want to have gay sex with you.

4 hours later 7919064 Anonymous
casual here any news come after the alicorn announcement?

4 hours later 7919066 Anonymous
>>7919031 Is it within Cadence's power to turn me gay if she wants to? She does control love, after all. That's kind of scary. One day you're minding your own business, then BAM. For the rest of your life, you hunger for cock.

4 hours later 7919069 Anonymous
>>7919031 >Cadence can effect free will hacks. >So can Twilight. Holy shit, just living in a place where a powerful enough pony can mindfuck you seems a little scary.

4 hours later 7919070 Anonymous
>>7919031 i want that my little pony inside me what orientation does that make me?

4 hours later 7919071 Anonymous
>>7919031 Why does that look like a pink Elvis?

4 hours later 7919074 Anonymous
>>7919058 >>7919058 >>7919058 When you're ready, gentlemen.

4 hours later 7919080 Anonymous
>>7919031 Nice try, Slaanesh

4 hours later 7919082 Anonymous
>>7919044 LIFE ISN'T BALANCED NIGGA THIS AIN'T A GAME LIFE SUCKS THAT"S WHY WIZARDS MAKE LIFE SUCK THEM OFF

4 hours later 7919083 Anonymous
>>7919064 Nope, but Larson is still a bro so there's that.

4 hours later 7919084 Anonymous
>>7919051 I know I do. They ooze puss and aids.

4 hours later 7919085 Anonymous
>>7919031 >loving everyone its against the rules of nature to love weak lifeforms

4 hours later 7919091 Anonymous
>>7919048 >absolute nothing Wishful thinking isn't nothing, anon.

4 hours later 7919096 Anonymous
>>7919074 Anon pls None of the men in this thread are gentle. Except maybe Braeburned.

4 hours later 7919100 Anonymous
>>7919031 >Liking Gays people like you should be burned to death

4 hours later 7919103 Anonymous
>>7919069 You know what's worse? Okay Cadence is using her special talent. But Twily? She uses a spell. Unicorns can learn other spells. Any Unicorn who's willing to train some time can do that.

4 hours later 7919106 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>7919064 Believe in MA Larson

4 hours later 7919118 Anonymous (1600-Genderbread-Person[1].jpg 1600x1035 159kB)


4 hours later 7919120 Anonymous
>>7919106 I don't believe in MA Larson

4 hours later 7919124 Anonymous
>>7919096 do you think Braeburned's boyfriend is gentle?

4 hours later 7919127 Anonymous
>>7919085 It's actually the exact opposite. You are hard-wired to want to protect small, helpless creatures like babies and kittens.

4 hours later 7919131 Anonymous
>>7919096 Braeburned is the lord of faggots. We must remove his head to stop his horde of homos.

4 hours later 7919142 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>7919120 WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN HUH? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?!

4 hours later 7919147 Anonymous
>>7919127 Not if you're living in the wild. Then you'd eat those helpless creatures. Maybe not babies. Well, maybe.

4 hours later 7919152 Anonymous
>>7919131 I still want to have gay sex with you.

4 hours later 7919153 Anonymous
>>7919142 I believe in pony

4 hours later 7919154 Anonymous
>>7919103 hardly any unicorn can teach themselves spells. The ones who can are only able because their special ability is magic. Thats why Celestia took such interest in Twilight; Twilight could potentially do the spells of what would be hundreds or thousands of different unicorns

4 hours later 7919164 Anonymous
>>7919152 I will remove your dick from your body and put it in a blender. Good day to you.

4 hours later 7919167 Anonymous
>>7919103 >Unicorns can learn other spells [CITATION NEEDED}

4 hours later 7919189 Anonymous
>>7919164 I'll be staring you in the eyes and licking my lips the entire time.

4 hours later 7919193 Anonymous
>>7919154 >Rarity uses offensive magic not related to her special talent in the comic >Lyra uses the cloud walking spell >Magic books >Spell scrols >Magic schools >High level unicorns more powerful than Twilight exist and they can cast a spell not related to their Cutie Mark Unicrons can learn other spells too anon. All they need is to study.

4 hours later 7919221 Anonymous
>>7919189 Fine by me. At the end of the day you'd still have no dick to use.

4 hours later 7919249 Anonymous
>>7919193 >>High level unicorns more powerful than Twilight exist and they can cast a spell not related to their Cutie Mark [citation needed] Isn't twilight mentioned as the most powerful unicorn in all of Equestria?

4 hours later 7919252 Anonymous
>>7919221 That's okay. I'll just use yours.

4 hours later 7919255 Anonymous
>>7919221 Maybe he wouldn't, but as a gurofag, that might get me hot enough to go gay and rape you. You know... if you poured the bloody dick pulp over your body for me~.

5 hours later 7919549 Anonymous
>>7919249 She is, although that was referring to raw ability, not necessarily to what she can currently do.

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