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2013-01-14 08:33 7347801 Anonymous MLP GENERAL (sweetie golden.gif 640x360 1498kB)
FUCK
NEW
HORSE
FUCK
OLD
HORSE
>>7343089
1 min later 7347812 Anonymous
>de gay
1 min later 7347813 Anonymous
>rape
1 min later 7347814 DFG
[VGTG]
1 min later 7347815 Anonymous (YOUR NAME OR LOGO HERE.jpg 5000x5000 1349kB)
1 min later 7347816 Anonymous
>>7347801
I would fuck that young horse.
1 min later 7347818 Anonymous (thefuckdooks.png 279x282 65kB)
>>7347792
NO DOOKS
MOAR COLOUR
1 min later 7347821 Anonymous (perfection.jpg 782x1000 138kB)
Praise the sun!
1 min later 7347822 Anonymous
>>7347801
FUCK THIS HORSE
FUCK THIS HORSE
1 2 3 4
1 min later 7347825 Anonymous
>>7347818
that's the visual equivalent to eating sour candy
2 min later 7347829 Anonymous
>>7347792
you still have to be able to see it, though.
Get a second opinion earlier next time.
2 min later 7347834 Anonymous (1355436255108.png 1100x856 256kB)
CUTE FILLIES EDITION
2 min later 7347835 Anonymous (1296873997548.png 640x360 172kB)
>>7347801
Such unladylike language.
2 min later 7347838 Anonymous (765g6d57b.png 900x848 316kB)
Have you donated recently? Every drop helps
3 min later 7347842 Anonymous
seriously though, what the fuck, darf
i read forbidden fruit because it was supposed to be hot, and it was...but holy shit the extra feelings that came along with it kind of hit me like a truck
3 min later 7347843 Anonymous
>>7347838
I donate blood every month.
3 min later 7347846 Anonymous (2013-01-13-233309.jpg 640x360 37kB)
>>7347080
Draft horses are huge and muscular, even when compared to a regular horse.
3 min later 7347848 Anonymous
>>7347838
>you will never have a RN for a girlfriend that pulls stunts like this
4 min later 7347849 Anonymous (Butt Buddies Rose.png 503x537 163kB)
>>7347829
Well, I also post them for you guys to tell me if something looks wrong.
I guess I failed in my "cute non-saturated" color job.
It will be another day.
4 min later 7347851 Anonymous (Babs 5.jpg 800x800 240kB)
>>7347687
4 min later 7347853 Anonymous
>>7347838
When they pay me, yes.
4 min later 7347854 Anonymous (1341852915203.png 440x386 105kB)
>>7347805
4 min later 7347858 Anonymous (Babs 6.jpg 800x800 359kB)
5 min later 7347867 DFG (1355739888730.jpg 600x446 127kB)
>>7347851
>>7347858
5 min later 7347869 Anonymous (Babs 7.jpg 800x800 274kB)
>>7347858
5 min later 7347870 Anonymous
>>7347846
mid-2011 SB pls
5 min later 7347876 Anonymous
>>7347849
non-saturated =/= white
5 min later 7347877 Anonymous
>>7347838
Blood?
That has been some time ago, because they really piss me off everytime. You lie there, blood is running through the needle just perfectly and then they will come, be like "Everything okay?" and fiddle about with the needle, even if you tell them to keep their hands away from it. And then you'll look like a fucking junky for weeks again, just because that fucking retard couldn't stop playing with the needle.
6 min later 7347879 Anonymous (Babs 8.jpg 800x800 117kB)
>>7347869
6 min later 7347884 Anonymous
>>7347851
no
NO
NONONO
6 min later 7347886 Anonymous
>>7347846
that's the entire point. that Big Mac gets a girlfriend who makes him look tiny.
6 min later 7347891 Anonymous (Babs 9.jpg 800x800 133kB)
>>7347879
7 min later 7347898 Anonymous
>>7347849
It's okay if you want to be less saturated and lightly pastel, we just need to be able to see it.
7 min later 7347906 Anonymous
What's the last thing you drew?
7 min later 7347907 Anonymous
>>7347891
Lyraquest 2 when Foooks?
7 min later 7347909 Anonymous (1352531289859.jpg 2386x2993 3139kB)
Dooks, will you be willing to take on a big inking/color job? pic related.
8 min later 7347915 Anonymous
>>7347891
Fucking hell who's the asshole that messed everything up.
8 min later 7347916 Anonymous
>>7347906
Rarara
8 min later 7347926 Anonymous
>mlpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNtw8HENlI
God damn I want to nail some horse pussy
9 min later 7347928 Anonymous
>>7347906
A bull.
9 min later 7347930 Anonymous
>>7347906
diamond dogs
9 min later 7347931 DFG
>>7347906
stuff
Might as well say it now to the anons wanting robopones, I'm gonna draw the main six and when they're finished I'll post them all at once.
9 min later 7347932 Deafdefiler
>>7347915
Anonymous, of course.
9 min later 7347933 Anonymous (a heterosexual male in his prime.jpg 1024x768 145kB)
>>7347909
You are horrible for even posting that
9 min later 7347934 Anonymous
>>7347915
If I remember correctly, most answers were basically on the same level as the one that lead to this.
9 min later 7347935 Anonymous
>>7347898
I'll do another version of it then after I finish this VB shit.
>>7347909
Sure, but I have a somewhat filled backlog, which I'll try to stream tomorrow.
>>7347906
I doodled a Danger in my class notes.
10 min later 7347941 DFG (PINKIEROBO.png 800x600 267kB)
>>7347931
FUCK
10 min later 7347942 Anonymous
>>7347909
I thought that was Mia Fey at first.
10 min later 7347944 Anonymous (117681__UNOPT__.png 577x500 299kB)
Don't forget to be happy!
10 min later 7347947 RustyDooks (Brock.png 583x423 342kB)
>>7347935
Name pls
11 min later 7347956 Anonymous
Oh wow did they really get Snoop Dogg to do Equestria Girls?
11 min later 7347957 Anonymous
>>7347944
>PINKIE! I LOOOOOVE BEING ANGRY! THANK YOOOOOU!
11 min later 7347959 Anonymous (a friend.png 458x436 21kB)
>>7347947
You going anon, dooks?
12 min later 7347972 Anonymous
>>7347909
Really? Thank you Dooks. For the paw gloves/ears I was thinking it would look good black, but if you have any better color ideas then just go with your gut.
13 min later 7347987 Anonymous
>>7347870
I'll take that as a compliment. He's been arting way more consistently then I have.
>>7347886
Thanks for suggesting it. I'm going to try my hand at more draft horses.
>>7347906
Horses and dogs.
13 min later 7347988 Anonymous
>>7347972
Meant for >>7347935
13 min later 7347990 Anonymous
>>7347858
>>7347869
>>7347879
>>7347891
are we getting crushed by her legs? i wasn't there
13 min later 7347996 Anonymous (knees weak arms spaghetti.jpg 609x679 62kB)
>>7347959
4chanX erases my name on every thread switch, and I still get the "connection error" thing, I'm afraid to upgrade.
Also anon doesn't like when I use my name when I don't contribute.
>>7347972
You're welcome!
Just to clarify, it's Fluttershy, right?
14 min later 7348000 Anonymous
>>7347990
Yes.
14 min later 7348004 Anonymous (mlp gilda domi.png 1200x900 491kB)
>>7347944
if Gilda doesn't want to be happy, you shouldn't make her be happy, Pinkie. that's some fascist shit.
14 min later 7348008 Anonymous
>>7347996
Yup, it's fluttershy wearing cat ears and paw gloves.
15 min later 7348015 Anonymous
>>7347996
https://github.com/ihavenoface/4chan-x/raw/master/4chan_x.us er.js
this one is flawless
15 min later 7348016 Anonymous (IMG.jpg 402x785 185kB)
>>7347906
This, slowly getting better for you mlpg
16 min later 7348025 Anonymous
>>7348000
I wish they would have just tried cuddling.
16 min later 7348036 Anonymous
>>7348015
How does that one differ from the others?
16 min later 7348039 Anonymous
>>7348004
It's not fascist if she's not miserable. Wouldn't you want Pinkie to take your sadness away?
18 min later 7348061 Anonymous (reugift.png 1440x848 992kB)
>>7347906
18 min later 7348062 Anonymous
>>7348025
>"Anon, do somethin' about ya' dick - it's pokin' me in the ass..."
19 min later 7348069 Anonymous
>>7348062
No! That doesn't happen!
19 min later 7348072 Anonymous
>>7347906
Diamond Tiara with a pepper shoved in her mouth.
19 min later 7348077 Anonymous
>>7348062
>cuddle closer and kiss the back of her neck
>"well, there's one thing we could do with it..."
20 min later 7348083 Anonymous (mlp gilda claws.png 363x342 44kB)
>>7348039
no. she wants to take away my sadness, she can take away the things that make me sad instead of just correcting my mind. and while i'd expect that kind of mind control crap from Chrysalis, i hadn't expected it from Pinkie. bad pony, bad bad pony.
20 min later 7348084 Anonymous
>>7348069
...It might happen to me.
I can't help it - she's got a gorgeous body.
20 min later 7348085 Anonymous
pinch pinch
20 min later 7348094 Anonymous
>>7348077
>"DOWN, boy."
20 min later 7348096 Anonymous (1357185507010.jpg 700x700 221kB)
>>7348062
No anon.
No giving of the dick.
22 min later 7348112 Anonymous
>>7348094
>>7348077
quick way to get elbow'd in the gut
22 min later 7348116 Anonymous
>>7348112
Well, you shouldn't be cuddling if you weren't prepared for the risks.
23 min later 7348117 Anonymous
>>7348084
>"hey, i know ya got the hots fer me-- i mean, who don't, right?-- but calm down, ya putz, or ya ain't gettin' none anyway."
23 min later 7348118 Anonymous
>>7348094
>sigh a little
>ease up on her and readjust, and then return to the cuddle.
>complain a little about how it's almost impossible to keep it down when this close to her.
23 min later 7348120 Anonymous
>>7348096
Fuck is with her front left hoof
23 min later 7348121 Anonymous
>>7347906
horoscope pone Scorpio
I've drawn nothing since last week
24 min later 7348135 Anonymous (1356759638244.jpg 900x900 359kB)
>>7348084
The way GR draws her makes me think of a girl I knew my freshman year of college.
You could fit one of her bra cups on your head like a hat.
26 min later 7348148 Anonymous
Can someone post a link to the new episode please?
27 min later 7348154 Anonymous
>>7348148
ohoho
27 min later 7348156 Anonymous
now you've done it
celestia has taken babs seed away for her many crimes against equestria
27 min later 7348160 Anonymous
>>7348135
god damn look at that thigh
28 min later 7348165 Anonymous
>>7348158
That's an odd way to eat a carrot.
28 min later 7348172 Anonymous
>>7348158
She looks a bit sad. Why not a more happy blowjob?
29 min later 7348178 Anonymous
>>7348172
Sad blowjobs are hotter
30 min later 7348189 Anonymous
>>7348178
We can agree to disagree
30 min later 7348194 Anonymous
>>7348178
Says you. Happy, consensual blowjobs are the best.
So long as they're between non-relatives, and heterosexual couples. Some people may have a taste for the other meat, but that's not my dish.
30 min later 7348195 Anonymous
>>7348172
she lost the family farm and now she has to work the streets to support the family
31 min later 7348201 Anonymous
>>7348195
What about Big Mac?
31 min later 7348202 Anonymous
>>7348160
I could lay a line of kisses all the way up those thighs of hers.
31 min later 7348203 Anonymous
>>7348178
Terrified blowjobs are hotter than sad blowjobs
>>7348194
But I agree with this guy.
31 min later 7348205 Anonymous
>>7348201
big mac has to work the streets too
32 min later 7348221 Anonymous
>>7348205
What about Apple Winona ?
32 min later 7348222 Anonymous (Scoots45669.png 288x270 61kB)
>>7348083
>cat butt will never come back
>Neither will Diamond Dogs
>Trixie did
Kill me
33 min later 7348230 Anonymous
>>7348201
Fuck Big Mac
What about Applebloom?
33 min later 7348231 Anonymous
>>7348222
more saturation
34 min later 7348237 Anonymous (mlpg (2).png 1141x276 197kB)
>>7348178
34 min later 7348239 Anonymous
>>7348221
winona has to work the streets too
>>7348230
apple bloom has to find her cutie mark on the streets
35 min later 7348248 Anonymous (Scoots746856152.png 543x442 221kB)
>>7348231
blame video encoders, not me
36 min later 7348255 Anonymous
>>7348239
>>7348230
>>7348205
How much would MLPG pay for an all nigh, all-inclusive orgy with the Apples?
36 min later 7348261 Anonymous
>>7348202
you could probably smother yourself in those things
37 min later 7348265 Anonymous
Once my girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob but she didn't like it so stopped.
She didn't like me giving her oral either, even though she orgasmed, because it got too wet.
37 min later 7348267 Anonymous (1341896774057.png 1920x1080 719kB)
>>7348237
No, if this ride has to never end I want this to a happy ride!
38 min later 7348277 Anonymous
>>7348205
he's able to peddle himself for a higher breed of clientele, though. mare-whores are a dime a dozen-- lots of competition for Applejack. and it's not even so uncommon to see a stallion-whore. but it's rare for one so, uh, well-built as Big Mac to join the oldest profession. the well-to-do mares gravitate to him, because he's simply one of the best physical specimens available. that said, he often wishes he weren't, because he attracts the rich. and with the rich, comes depravity. Applejack turns dirty tricks on a streetcorner, but she doesn't have the things done to her that Big Mac does in those perfumed, cushioned bedrooms.
38 min later 7348278 Anonymous
>>7348265
Women are incapable of enjoying sex. You should have known this already if you have a girlfriend.
38 min later 7348285 Anonymous
>>7348265
Your girlfriend sounds boring and horrible
I bet she goes to church every sunday
39 min later 7348290 Anonymous
>>7348203
grumpy, forced blowjobs are best
39 min later 7348294 Anonymous
>>7348265
>because it got too wet
Just some towels down
39 min later 7348299 Anonymous
TOUCH MY BUTT
40 min later 7348302 Anonymous
>>7348290
Forced on the receiver or forced on the giver?
40 min later 7348303 Anonymous (AB4666.png 287x282 100kB)
>>7348299
I WOULD IF I COULD, ANON
40 min later 7348307 Anonymous (furnace smile.png 1100x930 386kB)
>>7347906
this I tink
40 min later 7348308 Anonymous
>>7348299
ARE YOU A PRETTY MARE?
41 min later 7348320 Anonymous
>>7347834
Why isn't that an apple milkshake? Apple Bloom is slacking. Now Terry and Babs have to both have chocolate. I could see Babs going for strawberry.
41 min later 7348321 Anonymous
>>7348303
>applebloom gets a cutie mark in butttouching
what would that even look like
42 min later 7348333 Anonymous
>>7348320
Babs likes cream soda
43 min later 7348340 Anonymous
>>7348321
A hand
43 min later 7348348 Anonymous
>>7348340
touching a butt
44 min later 7348354 Anonymous
>>7348307
>>7285559
I've lost control of my life. I should be in bed.
44 min later 7348355 Anonymous
>>7348348
forever
44 min later 7348369 Anonymous
this edging is killing me
45 min later 7348372 Anonymous
Wish me luck tomorrow, MLPG. I have a job interview. I hope I get it. Unemployment does things to your brain and I don't like them. It drives you to drink, in less of a 'I need to forget about this purple horse' way and 'I'm so terrified I need to drink until I can't see' way.
45 min later 7348375 Anonymous
>>7348348
A hand cutie mark would already be touching applebloom's but.
45 min later 7348384 Anonymous
>>7348354
You should be drawing fluttershy's ass
46 min later 7348387 Anonymous
>>7348375
>but
buttttt
46 min later 7348392 Anonymous (Scoots9854.png 297x290 102kB)
>>7348369
But we aren't being edgy at all here
46 min later 7348398 Anonymous
>>7348372
I love getting embarrassingly drunk in the middle of the day during the week while unemployed, it's great
48 min later 7348419 Anonymous
>>7348398
That part was semi-enjoyable, yes. I spent my afternoons and evernings drinking and playing tropico.
But that's enough about non-pone blogposts.
48 min later 7348423 Anonymous
>>7348372
I wish you luck, I am somewhat in a similar boat.
49 min later 7348429 Anonymous (Rainbow Dashs.jpg 640x480 93kB)
>>7347906
this about 3 months ago
50 min later 7348445 Anonymous (73346__UNOPT__safe_rainbow-dash_fluttershy_shipping_flutterdash_artist-raikoh.png 507x500 231kB)
>>7348302
forced on the giver
52 min later 7348464 Anonymous (image.jpg 1024x768 199kB)
>pay 2gems to skip buying phonograph
>next quest is to spend 100 gems to buy the big tree and pipsqueak
FUCK THIS SHIT, I QUIT I DONT CARE IF I JUST LOST THE GAME I FUCKING QUIT
53 min later 7348465 Anonymous
>>7348372
Best of luck, Anon!
53 min later 7348471 Anonymous
>>7348412
>AA
>Kevin Sano
When the fuck did they start working together???
54 min later 7348478 Anonymous
>>7348464
Hex edit and make it easymodo.
54 min later 7348479 Anonymous
>>7348372
Where at?
Good luck
54 min later 7348480 Anonymous
>>7348464
Twilight looks sexy in that outfit
54 min later 7348491 Anonymous
>>7348464
Twilight Sparkle is so cute in that.
54 min later 7348492 Anonymous
>>7348478
I'm playing on an iPad 2. So I'm pretty fucked on that front.
55 min later 7348495 Deafdefiler
>>7348471
They didn't. AA drew that a long time ago, and Kevin Sano decided to color it recently.
55 min later 7348497 Anonymous
>>7348471
they didn't.
55 min later 7348498 Anonymous
>>7348480
>>7348491
Twilight's winter outfit is cold comfort
56 min later 7348505 Anonymous
>>7348464
She looks good in red.
57 min later 7348513 Anonymous (1354515166353.png 1600x800 1222kB)
Does anyone have any other pictures of painted up ponies? I really like this stuff.
57 min later 7348514 Anonymous
>>7348478
What do I need to do? I have it on my nexus
58 min later 7348525 Anonymous
>>7348505
Red and purple are analogues. They go well together.
59 min later 7348532 Anonymous (1327297077734.png 1500x1000 633kB)
>>7348513
1 hours later 7348546 Anonymous (1336692364292.png 1600x1136 1040kB)
>>7348513
do they have to be noticeably painted or is pallet swaps fine too?
1 hours later 7348557 Anonymous
Big Maccy is my sister!
1 hours later 7348559 Anonymous
>>7348546
>>7348532
Palette swaps are fine, I just like the impersonation bit.
Like, it would be funny to see someone mistake that Fluttershy for Twilight or RBD respectively.
1 hours later 7348561 Anonymous
>>7348445
>forced ear-nibbles
u-unf
1 hours later 7348568 Anonymous
>>7348559
what if someone couldn't tell rainbow dash and rarity apart
1 hours later 7348571 Anonymous
>>7348513
This is strangely arousing... I need more to. For my collection... of sfw pony pictures.
1 hours later 7348579 Anonymous
>>7348564
how many times do I have to filter this ugly fucks fat face?
reported fuck off
1 hours later 7348580 Anonymous
>>7348571
I like to imagine they all go to Miss Cheerilee's class after this and pretend like nothing is wrong.
1 hours later 7348582 Anonymous (1343771919190.png 1050x1400 439kB)
>>7348568
>tfw i cant find the colored version
1 hours later 7348583 Anonymous
>>7348564
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
1 hours later 7348585 Anonymous
>>7348568
That's easy. Rainbow Dash isn't pregnant with some stranger's foal.
1 hours later 7348591 Anonymous (1344543724684.png 1050x1400 575kB)
>>7348582
found it!
1 hours later 7348592 Anonymous (brock lesnar hank happy.png 485x332 171kB)
goodnight NMLPG.
1 hours later 7348596 Anonymous (Dash (17).png 617x622 302kB)
>>7348582
>>7348591
>Dash almost would have said 'darling' while mocking Raritys silly accent in sleepless in ponyville
I bet her voice would have cracked too
1 hours later 7348597 Anonymous (Nathan.png 399x604 339kB)
>>7348579
>Not loving Nathan's ugly fat face
>2013
1 hours later 7348608 Anonymous
>>7348582
>>7348591
>she's too stupid and color blind to tell the difference
hahaha oh sweetie belle... shoot them both to be sure.
1 hours later 7348609 Anonymous
>>7348582
>>7348591
This is one of my favorites. It makes me wish they'd do something like it on the show.
1 hours later 7348610 Anonymous (1337322977583.jpg 275x275 49kB)
>>7348564
> oh my god you almost made me laugh, its not that your ugly. it's that you are making such a serious face. you would have a better chance if you smile and be yourself, there is always a match out there for everyone no matter how bad they think they are
1 hours later 7348611 Anonymous
>>7348596
hnnnnng
1 hours later 7348612 Anonymous
>>7348597
go to bed steam chat
1 hours later 7348615 Anonymous
wwould you a reu for her birthday?
1 hours later 7348620 Anonymous
>Connection error with sys.4chan.org
Why is this still happening?
Do I have to update 4chanX?
Please tell me I dont.
1 hours later 7348621 Anonymous
>>7348615
reu drew me a picture for my birthday
so it's the least I could do
1 hours later 7348628 Anonymous
>>7348621
>tfw my birthday sucked this year
1 hours later 7348632 Anonymous
>>7348615
Yes. With lots of slime.
1 hours later 7348635 Anonymous (Anal sex.jpg 218x219 16kB)
>>7348620
Just use the inline extention with everything turned on like a normal human being.
1 hours later 7348637 Anonymous
>>7348628
>tfw it's been 5 years since anyone besides parents even remembered
1 hours later 7348641 Anonymous
>>7348615
I would get her some ice cream and then we'd share our mutual dislike for the Ponk all night long!
1 hours later 7348643 Anonymous (1354240351878.jpg 500x566 31kB)
>>7348635
>Using the inline extension
>Ever
1 hours later 7348651 Anonymous (Julian's pimpin' coat 3.jpg 960x720 55kB)
>>7348643
It works fine.
1 hours later 7348658 Anonymous
>>7348649
this makes me sad
1 hours later 7348662 Anonymous
>>7348651
Sure, it works.
But it has so much less utility.
1 hours later 7348672 Anonymous (cute berserk elf.jpg 717x527 184kB)
>>7348662
What advantages does 4chanX offer?
1 hours later 7348673 Anonymous
>>7348546
>each pony is now the color of the pony they love the most
1 hours later 7348676 Anonymous (AJ487.png 472x394 196kB)
>>7348672
Every time you post, Moot comes out of your computer and give you a foot rub
1 hours later 7348680 Anonymous
>>7348673
Dash and Rarity are probably the least close two of the main 6.
1 hours later 7348681 Anonymous
>>7348546
Dash is probably the second most upset
it is my headcanon that her second biggest pride after her flight abilities is her rainbow mane, and she is fiercely protective of it.
1 hours later 7348684 Anonymous
>>7348673
>all dat unrequited love
this is my fetish
1 hours later 7348687 Anonymous
>>7348672
Wider utility and options.
Also you can operate it with keybinds.
1 hours later 7348689 Anonymous
>>7348673
>Rainbow has a crush on Rarity
>will never admit to it or ever talk about it
>admires from afar
1 hours later 7348690 Anonymous
>>7348546
Art style is digusting. Filtered.
1 hours later 7348700 Anonymous
>>7348690
thank you for informing us
1 hours later 7348712 Anonymous
>>7348673
>Pinkie likes RD
Perfect
>Fluttershy likes Twilight
Not RD? I guess she's too brash, Twilight is probably the most understanding of her asocialnesss
>Twilight likes Pinkie
I don't see this.
>Rarity likes AJ
Sure
>AJ likes Fluttershy
She likes the sweet, quiet ones? I could dig it.
1 hours later 7348715 Anonymous
>>7348689
>it was just "coincidence" that she happened to crash into Carousel Boutique in Suited for Success
>she had been working up to it for weeks and then had to change her plan when she saw Rarity wasn't alone
1 hours later 7348721 Anonymous
>>7348712
>Twilight likes Pinkie
>I don't see this.
Twilight is attracted to Pinkie's genius
1 hours later 7348723 Anonymous
>>7348673
imagine the soul crushing depression that would consume them when the figure that out.
1 hours later 7348726 Anonymous (98sfd-34fsa8.jpg 812x800 96kB)
>>7348561
>Dash catches you from behind by surprise
>you struggle as she takes a hold and bites your ear
>she gently grinds your flesh between her teeth, making you putty in her hooves
>you're left heated and panting as she continues to nibble while exploring your body
1 hours later 7348727 Anonymous
>>7348715
You know what happened was she finally screwed up her courage to ask Rarity to breakfast.
When the svelte unicorn agreed it was the best thing she'd ever heard...
Rarity subsequently had this brilliant suggestion to invite Twilight as well
It was a silent nod in agreement, not protests, not from her
1 hours later 7348730 Anonymous (bounce.png 900x900 250kB)
>>7348712
Oh, I don't know...
1 hours later 7348742 Anonymous
>>7348673
>Everyone changes colors
>Except for Rainbow Dash
>Twilight figures it's because of her mane
1 hours later 7348748 Anonymous
>>7348723
Geez, that must be the most complex kind of feeling.
1 hours later 7348762 Anonymous
>>7348726
>you'll never turn the tables on her and subject her to some forced ear-nibbles of your own
1 hours later 7348821 Anonymous (130114-quarters.png 1011x907 278kB)
I'm just gonna leave this here
1 hours later 7348828 Anonymous
>>7348816
She isn't even hilted on it
1 hours later 7348830 Anonymous
>>7348741
why is goo twilight on fluttershy?
1 hours later 7348850 Anonymous
>>7348821
niiiice
1 hours later 7348856 Anonymous
>>7348821
can some one post more pictres of ponys in dog colers? i rilly like that kind of thing
1 hours later 7348858 Anonymous (fuckyou2.jpg 468x352 34kB)
Which pone would be Donte's favorite?
1 hours later 7348863 Anonymous (83fvc46zamber4.png 696x531 219kB)
>>7348762
>"Please, don't stop on Trixie's account. Continue reading Twilight Sparkle~"
1 hours later 7348864 Anonymous (1332189082893.png 922x677 317kB)
>>7348856
like so?
1 hours later 7348865 Anonymous
>>7348858
You, anon.
1 hours later 7348874 Anonymous
>>7348856
red pls
1 hours later 7348879 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) (1291004393921.png 1000x684 474kB)
>>7348858
The edgiest, most offensive pony
1 hours later 7348883 Anonymous
>>7348864
yes, thank you anon ^-^
1 hours later 7348886 Anonymous
>>7348858
>tfw I liked the graphics, but the gameplay and history sucked ass
1 hours later 7348890 Anonymous
>>7348864
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1 hours later 7348891 Anonymous
How rad is your favorite pony?
1 hours later 7348902 Anonymous
>>7348858
That's simple, I think Donte's favorite would be the one that is FUCK YOU enough to FUCK YOU , I mean for all we know he's probably into FUCK YOU and FUCK YOU .
So it makes sense that his favorite pony is Rainbow Dash because she's Edgy and Loyal, considering everyone in his life during the game's storyline has betrayed him
Honestly, I feel kinda bad for him... He's a character stuck in a shit game, but i saw some potential in him... honestly i did... but now... all that's left is ..... is...
__FUCK YOU__
1 hours later 7348941 Anonymous
we so ded
1 hours later 7348945 Reuniclus
>>7348628
I'm sorry I'll do you a thing what do you want dude friend
1 hours later 7348947 Anonymous
WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT SEXISM?
1 hours later 7348948 Anonymous (ded.jpg 794x530 134kB)
1 hours later 7348953 Anonymous
>>7348883
moar colars?
1 hours later 7348954 Anonymous
GET HYPED
1 hours later 7348960 Anonymous
Be honest, MLPG. How many of you waifu an OC?
1 hours later 7348961 Anonymous
>>7348945
Goo fluttershy when Happy birthday
1 hours later 7348964 Anonymous
>>7348945
not him, but...
you're so generous, reu.
i'm sorry i couldn't give you anything for your birthday.
1 hours later 7348970 Anonymous
>>7348960
i horsebando an OC
1 hours later 7348987 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtCtQpclpY8
When will MLP get a fan film of this caliber?
1 hours later 7348989 Anonymous (boop(1080p HD).png 5000x5000 1196kB)
mega- boop
because we ded
1 hours later 7349004 Anonymous
>>7348989
sorry
my bones are ded and unrattled
1 hours later 7349008 Anonymous
>>7348970
Lamar/Kraut/Mew
Keep it in skype pls.
1 hours later 7349015 Reuniclus (twi (4).gif 480x270 1981kB)
>>7348961
soon.. I think
>>7348964
pff what? it's okay dude seriously
1 hours later 7349016 Anonymous
>>7349004
b-but the resolution! the quality!
1 hours later 7349025 Anonymous (PREPARE YOUR ANUS.png 2000x2000 241kB)
>>7349008
i'm not Lamar
1 hours later 7349036 Anonymous
>>7349015
Reu if I get good at drawing some day, what pony related thing would you want me to draw for you?
1 hours later 7349044 Anonymous
>>7349025
>Implying Kraut and Mew have somehow fused into one
1 hours later 7349050 Anonymous
>>7348945
happy birthday
1 hours later 7349052 Anonymous (tumblr_m7fjf4LTcQ1qbe7gjo1_500[1].png 500x502 285kB)
>>7349036
1 hours later 7349054 Anonymous (boxes2.gif 254x175 2757kB)
This image contains best pony
Can you find them?
2 hours later 7349059 Anonymous
the changeling?
2 hours later 7349061 Anonymous
>>7349054
It's pikachu!
2 hours later 7349063 Anonymous
>>7349054
They're all best pony.
Except Spike and Discord. They are not ponies.
2 hours later 7349070 Anonymous (pokepony_reuniclus_by_angelus3love-d5ih4z3[1].png 1374x1816 549kB)
>>7349036
2 hours later 7349078 Anonymous
Arnold and Applejack
Gerald and Rainbow Dash
Phoebe and Twilight
Chocolate Boy and Pinkie
Helga and Fluttershy
Ronda and Rarity
2 hours later 7349083 Anonymous
>>7349078
>helga
>fluttershy
DYEWHA?
2 hours later 7349088 Reuniclus
>>7349036
I dunno, Travis or a cute Cadence I guess but you don't Reunihave to
>>7349070
aaaaaaa
2 hours later 7349089 Anonymous
>>7349054
I didn't see gilda in there
2 hours later 7349099 Anonymous (1358152182675.png 813x431 330kB)
2 hours later 7349101 Anonymous
>>7349070
can i have more pones in colers? ppplllzzz
2 hours later 7349103 Anonymous
>>7349089
Pony is not a Gilda!
2 hours later 7349109 Anonymous
>>7349099
>8.9/10
>Not 9/10
Someone didnt suck enough IGN dick.
2 hours later 7349119 Anonymous
>>7349099
>sick combos
>game "journalism"
2 hours later 7349132 Anonymous
>>7349099
9/10 it's okay
2 hours later 7349145 Anonymous
>>7349083
I guess she could go with Lila
2 hours later 7349152 Anonymous
>>7349119
To be honest I would love to get paid to tell people that my opinion is right.
2 hours later 7349183 Anonymous
Rolling time
1-3 Sleep
4-6 Pone on
7-9 Vidya
0 or dubs Clean room
2 hours later 7349187 Anonymous
>>7349145
Duh
Helga is Trixie.
2 hours later 7349193 Anonymous
>>7349183
Clean your filthy room first.
2 hours later 7349196 Anonymous
>>7349183
rollizin
2 hours later 7349199 Anonymous (our geoff that gamin journo, halo be they game, thy mountain dew, thy ratings true.png 500x903 613kB)
>>7349152
on earth as it is on ign
2 hours later 7349200 Anonymous
>>7349193
No. Sleep now. Clean later.
2 hours later 7349214 Anonymous (I love the internet.png 1918x1047 476kB)
What is night MLPG listening to?
2 hours later 7349217 Anonymous
>>7349200
Procrastinator!
2 hours later 7349222 Anonymous
>>7349214
Addicted to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJofwUBG6M
2 hours later 7349226 Anonymous
>>7349214
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzUWQdCRe7k
2 hours later 7349229 Anonymous
>>7349187
Not really, Helga is self depreciating, not full of herself. She was a hard personality to pick a pony for so I thought the opposite personality pony could be fun.
2 hours later 7349231 Anonymous
>>7349099
This is why I never trust those numbers. They're all the same, on every game.
2 hours later 7349234 Anonymous
>>7349214
Screamadelica
2 hours later 7349238 Anonymous
>>7349214
I don't know, but morning MLPG is listening to Flotation Toy Warning
2 hours later 7349244 Anonymous (1358154104205[1].jpg 500x375 39kB)
>>7348564
2 hours later 7349247 Anonymous
>>7349214
The Chocolate Watchband
2 hours later 7349254 Anonymous
>>7349229
Helga is only self depreciating internally. Her outward persona is that of the bully.
We haven't seen Trixie's internal self yet, but we have seen her act the bully to everyone else.
2 hours later 7349266 Anonymous
>>7349222
Different but better Wanderlust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTHG7f8ob1c
2 hours later 7349274 Anonymous
>>7349214
>Generic wubstep garbage
2 hours later 7349282 Anonymous
>>7349214
>Night
>Imp lying.png
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB8ZFUoUfVk
2 hours later 7349285 Anonymous
>>7349254
So...Helga is Babs, but as an evolved character?
2 hours later 7349286 Anonymous
>>7349254
True but Helga still doesn't go around bragging about how amazing she is, she focuses more on insulting people. Actually Gilda might make a good fit.
2 hours later 7349291 Anonymous (IHunger.jpg 750x562 230kB)
>>7348564
>If they will not love you
>Destroy love.
2 hours later 7349304 Anonymous
>>7349286
Well then who's Harold?!
2 hours later 7349308 Anonymous
>>7349286
>Gilda
>With her crippling love for Pinky.
2 hours later 7349311 Anonymous
>>7349304
Zecora, duh.
2 hours later 7349318 Anonymous (1335012828470.png 562x448 111kB)
Do you think Equestria has a proper police force and/or army? Or is the knowledge that their leaders are almost godlike entities enough to prevent trouble (as long as discord, chrysalis and so on dont show up) most of the time so that the royal guards are enough?
If I remember correctly, the only thing we've seen that could come close to a police is sheriff silverstar
2 hours later 7349324 Anonymous
>>7349311
You're thinking of Gerald, you giant racist.
Harold is the Jewish one.
2 hours later 7349327 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) (1349556540319.png 1920x1080 1362kB)
2 hours later 7349331 Anonymous
>>7349327
Worst princess.
2 hours later 7349337 Anonymous
>>7349304
Harold is Snips
2 hours later 7349349 Anonymous (ApplebloomAtTheRenFaire.gif 366x321 132kB)
>>7349318
Equestria is set in the D&D world, no form of police could make that place safe...
More guards would serve as a speed bump for the next fucked up monster to charge a town.
2 hours later 7349354 Anonymous
>>7349318
>Do you think Equestria has a proper police force and/or army?
I think it's confirmed that Canterlot is policed by guardsmen.
2 hours later 7349356 Anonymous
>>7349324
Well shit.
Twist, obviously.
Sory, it's been a few, YEARS.
2 hours later 7349360 Anonymous
>>7349318
There are cops
But they're mostly just adjudicators
They're probably like New Zealand
They just rely on allied neighbors for defense
The princesses and EoH are a last defense
2 hours later 7349363 Anonymous
www.horseporn.com
You'll thank me later.
2 hours later 7349364 Anonymous
>>7349356
I'm rewatching the series right now. It's actually pretty funny.
2 hours later 7349366 Anonymous
>>7349331
Is she even a princess?
I mean seriously, Cadence has done more.
She even got a song!
2 hours later 7349375 Anonymous (its time to shit.jpg 1428x1398 739kB)
2 hours later 7349377 Anonymous (1354145670734.gif 291x261 138kB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2a9dhbFwno&list=UUkr7oBF lUuUQasorP4fhH6Q&index=69
2 hours later 7349381 Anonymous (1332106435172.jpg 354x344 26kB)
>>7349366
>we will never get a song from celestia or luna
2 hours later 7349385 Anonymous
>tfw you're the christmas unicorn
2 hours later 7349397 Anonymous (tumblr_mfaxfcGdAg1rd7hsfo1_1280.png 715x900 727kB)
>>7349385
>not christmas alicorn
step it up
2 hours later 7349398 Anonymous ([Boops Internally].png 637x462 203kB)
>>7349381
>There will never be a duet.
2 hours later 7349408 Anonymous (DerpaChristmas.png 604x541 116kB)
>>7349397
>Implying you can touch this.
2 hours later 7349409 Anonymous
>>7349397
MLPG is pretty anthro the past week
2 hours later 7349416 Anonymous (the end.gif 215x168 505kB)
>>7349377
oh god no not trainguy
may god have mercy on his soul
2 hours later 7349417 Anonymous (crying_nmm_Applesarcum.jpg 909x768 264kB)
>>7349398
Why do I even live.
2 hours later 7349420 Anonymous (Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.013.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv_snapshot_02.11_[2012.11.03_04.23.03].jpg 960x720 77kB)
>There will never be a Space Opera spin off or episode
Who would be in the Free Pony Alliance, and who belong to the autocratic Empire?
2 hours later 7349423 Anonymous (108083__UNOPT__derpy-hooves_suggestive_anthro_swimsuit_artist-shepherd0821.jpg 700x980 169kB)
>>7349409
I don't mind
sometimes
2 hours later 7349434 Anonymous (1335227192777.jpg 1280x1024 113kB)
>>7349423
I love that artist.
2 hours later 7349451 Anonymous
>>7349423
I swear i'm not furry, but there's something about that guy's anthro art...
2 hours later 7349463 Anonymous
>>7349451
It's because they're pretty much human
and really cute
2 hours later 7349469 Anonymous
>>7349375
I liked the edit with Oblivion better
2 hours later 7349470 Anonymous
>>7349420
>Episode where they put on a Space Opera play
Would you watch it?
2 hours later 7349476 Anonymous
>>7347801
>Sombra will never clear his voice and sound like some Dracula or Jack Skellington tier Suave swaggameister
>He will never sing some kind of Manipulative Moonlight Lament.
Remember when we thought he was going to possess Shining Armour?
Good times.
2 hours later 7349486 Anonymous (1357757010597.png 676x822 204kB)
2 hours later 7349487 Anonymous
>>7348564
>>7349291
>!
>Hey OP, here's some tips to help you with the ladies.
>1. No offense, but the look on your face is creepy. Soften your eyes and smile.
>2. Try something else with your hair. Maybe brush it flat, or cut it. It just looks like you don't take great care of yourself.
>3. Clear up your skin, and maybe lose a little weight. I know these things are superficial, but gaining confidence is key, and that can only help.
2 hours later 7349499 Anonymous (1348090769042.jpg 700x927 376kB)
>>7349463
that they most certainly are
2 hours later 7349508 Anonymous
>>7349409
It's a pretty acceptable anthro tho.
I'd hit it.
2 hours later 7349517 Anonymous (Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.013.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv_snapshot_03.43_[2012.11.03_04.27.52].jpg 960x720 59kB)
>>7349508
>I'd hit it.
3 hours later 7349539 Anonymous
>>7349517
>What?
I'd praise the sun, if you know what I mean.
3 hours later 7349542 Anonymous (1b9.jpg 680x955 101kB)
>>7349508
With a bat
3 hours later 7349548 Anonymous
>>7349417
It's not the end of the world Anon...
We may hear Celestia sing once with her sister.
Holding her, comforting her
>"Don't you take my sunshine away..."
3 hours later 7349551 Anonymous (MLPG Taste.png 707x486 233kB)
Fuck off furfags.
#DangerouslyCheesey
3 hours later 7349559 Anonymous
>>7349551
>MLPG Taste.png
Last time that was posted consens was pretty much that everything apart from 3 and 4 is fuckable.
3 hours later 7349568 Anonymous
>>7349559
>3 and 4
>not fuckable
Fuck, I'm surrounded by faggots and eunuchs.
3 hours later 7349570 Anonymous
>>7349559
>it's ok to fuck little girls.
3 hours later 7349576 Anonymous
>>7349548
>you will never be Celestia's sunshine
3 hours later 7349583 Anonymous
>>7349570
My rationalisation is that it's a chibi artstyle.
She's 18, she's just drawn cartoonishly.
3 hours later 7349584 Anonymous
>>7349423
I enjoy well-endowed derpy.
I imagine her tailing Dash around town whining that her boobies are sore and begging to be massaged.
3 hours later 7349587 Anonymous
>>7349570
14+ is fair game. If they're okay with it.
3 hours later 7349590 Anonymous
>>7349583
>Shs a few thousand years old, honest~!
3 hours later 7349591 Anonymous (1356215583448.jpg 1364x2376 1284kB)
>Celestia will never sing this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HTo7a0jOGo
I
3 hours later 7349601 Anonymous
>>7349584
>Dash doesn't want to be seen as someone that preys on the feeble minded
3 hours later 7349612 Anonymous
>>7349591
>That song.
It's funny that you picked that image, it shows how broken and stupid that song is.
3 hours later 7349613 Anonymous
>>7349591
Thank. Heavens.
3 hours later 7349614 Anonymous (1357419712455.png 1080x1398 172kB)
mlpg pls
3 hours later 7349615 Anonymous
Berserk
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Maus
Watchmen
My four favorite comics ever.
Does MLPG read comics?
3 hours later 7349618 Anonymous
Would you suck a pone's futa cock before they go to work?
3 hours later 7349626 Anonymous
>>7349615
I keep wanting to get into comics but it just hasn't happened yet
also Maus was great
3 hours later 7349640 Anonymous
>>7349633
Disgusting.
Awful.
3 hours later 7349641 Anonymous (Indomie_(box).jpg 400x335 47kB)
>tfw you find a place that sells Mi Goreng cheaper than you can buy shit house brand beef noodles
What is your favourite pones favourite instant noodle?
3 hours later 7349643 Anonymous
>>7349641
>>>/ck/
3 hours later 7349646 Anonymous
>>7349612
>>7349613
>Hating can you feel the sunshine and expecting any quality higher than that after Racist barn
It's quite fitting actually
3 hours later 7349653 Anonymous
>>7349618
Maybe if she wanted me to.
I would prefer to rail her pussy from behind, while stroking her cock though.
3 hours later 7349661 Anonymous (Dommed by Futa-Rarity.png 1348x1596 163kB)
>>7349618
Before
During
And After
3 hours later 7349662 Anonymous
>>7349646
Not my fault I have actual taste in music and would rather Celesta not sing such a terrible song.
3 hours later 7349665 Anonymous
>>7349633
Horrible
3 hours later 7349669 Anonymous (DJ Acid Watersports.png 773x1150 87kB)
>>7349618
3 hours later 7349672 Anonymous
>>7349653
>Not blowing her
>Then railing her, while stroking her heavy, thick, long cock long before she can get another erection
3 hours later 7349673 Anonymous
>>7349661
>during they go to work
that's silly
3 hours later 7349677 Anonymous
>>7349633
>Honey thick cum
It's nice in writing but it just looks off visually
3 hours later 7349678 Anonymous
>>7349633
Anon, just stop.
3 hours later 7349679 Anonymous (winking pointing wendy.png 510x693 209kB)
Wendy farts on your face
OR
Your favorite pony farts on your face.
What do you choose?
3 hours later 7349680 Anonymous
>>7349662
Alright then faggot, what do you have that's tasteful, happy like getting up early in the morning to a sunny day, and would fit an animation sequence of Celestia waking up in the morning, Cheerfull, happy, smiling, then leaping out of the Castle balcony to fly across the sky as flocks of colorful birds accompany her as she sings, as the sun comes up,her elegant figure shining across the sky, in tune with the sun.
the pace of the song has to match the one I already posted, It can't be dubsteb either, something Pop like, and HAPPY.
3 hours later 7349681 Anonymous
>>7349614
What if it's animalistic grunts just sound like speech? It's not actually saying the words "I fully consent to the act of copulation with you and the rest of your ship's crew, I want to become bloated from your exotic seed" but it just sounds like it?
3 hours later 7349684 Anonymous
>>7349679
Pone
Wendy might be cute but she's still a white trash human
>tfw no GF
3 hours later 7349686 Anonymous (cadence.png 411x609 57kB)
>>7349088
I drew a cadence sketch because I'm trying to learn how to draw...
It's not because I like you or anything...
3 hours later 7349689 Anonymous
>>7349679
Wendy's dad.
3 hours later 7349691 Anonymous
>>7349679
I pick the option that does not involve farting.
If one does not yet exist, I will make one.
3 hours later 7349692 Anonymous
>>7349681
You get to fuck it anyway thanks to your amazing luck that the grunts sounded like consent
3 hours later 7349695 Anonymous
>>7349691
Farting is normally gross. But when a cute girl does it on your face it's kind of adorable.
3 hours later 7349696 Anonymous (1356379010870.jpg 1000x685 308kB)
>>7349679
Is it flutterfart time?
3 hours later 7349699 Anonymous
>>7349692
Thank you, Star Trek!
3 hours later 7349703 Anonymous (yay1.jpg 2047x1810 148kB)
>>7349696
3 hours later 7349709 Anonymous
>>7349695
Well I guess we're just going to have to disagree on that, bro.
Methane and Escherichia coli are not sexy.
3 hours later 7349712 Anonymous
>>7349591
Fucking love this song. Sonic R was gay as fuck, though.
3 hours later 7349721 Anonymous (1345799165264.png 700x700 122kB)
>>7349703
I want nothing more than to smell fluttershy's farts
3 hours later 7349724 Anonymous
>>7349709
Then kissing, oral, sex, and anal are all gross
By your logic
3 hours later 7349726 Anonymous
>>7349680
>Dubsteplestia
WELCOME TO SEASON 7 BITCH.
3 hours later 7349727 Anonymous
>>7349724
I think you're doing kissing, oral and sex wrong.
3 hours later 7349736 Anonymous
>>7349712
>Hating Sonic R and not remembering every token location and shortcut in the game even after a year of not playing it.
Nigger, I owned that on the PC, then the goddamned Gems collection, and I beat it 100% in 1-2 hours.
I fucking love that game, I love that metal sonic, and that metal knuckles, nigger, get on my level, and get Super sonic Errytime to ass rape the competition in rainbow diamond-land as I loop the loop like I'm tying cock-knocks.
Now I'm all hard now.
3 hours later 7349742 Anonymous
>>7349724
But they are.
3 hours later 7349745 Anonymous
>>7349736
And besides, RIVALS IS WORST RACER
I've never seen such a disgusting soundtrack in my life and finaru bossu
3 hours later 7349746 Anonymous
>>7349672
Or I could blow her until she was about to cum, and then let her mount me and finish in my ass. And then I'd rail her while stroking her cock, her gooey horsecum oozing out of my asshole.
3 hours later 7349753 Anonymous (twilight unwashed.png 1624x1764 268kB)
>>7349679
I'd rather have Twilight fart on my face.
3 hours later 7349756 Anonymous
>>7349736
I'm just salty because I unlocked every character in one sitting and then went to save and accidentally hit load instead and I lost everything.
3 hours later 7349758 Anonymous (1336013233431.png 1280x720 576kB)
3 hours later 7349761 Anonymous
>>7349680
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XPfoFZYso8
Just as a subtle background.
3 hours later 7349764 Anonymous
>>7349746
>Not using her gooey horsecum as lube while fucking her
3 hours later 7349776 Anonymous
HOLY FUCK
HOW DID I JUST REALIZE THIS
HORSES FUCKING LOVE SALT
SEMEN IS SALTY TASTING
WHAT THE FUCK
NOW MY HIE CLOPFICTION ABILITIES KNOW NO LIMITS
3 hours later 7349777 Anonymous (Feels.png 684x525 339kB)
Did any of you guys watch this?
3 hours later 7349780 Anonymous (futa mare cockfucking.png 944x3934 334kB)
>>7349764
The possibilities are endless.
3 hours later 7349784 Anonymous (1357443852836.gif 300x266 2116kB)
Until proven otherwise, I will always imagine Tex as a popped collar dude-bro.
3 hours later 7349785 Anonymous (1331380014923.jpg 666x558 418kB)
Think of your favourite pony.
What is their pokemon team?
3 hours later 7349786 Anonymous
>>7349758
>Those 2 white pixels
>no SICP
3 hours later 7349791 Anonymous
>>7349780
>Bladderfucking
IS IT TIME, MLPG?
3 hours later 7349792 Anonymous
>>7349777
Why would I watch people playing a party game?
3 hours later 7349794 Reuniclus (1353395924678.jpg 395x513 99kB)
>>7349686
hnnnnnnng thank you!
ps you're already pretty good
3 hours later 7349795 Anonymous
>>7349784
>gears of war
Fits.
>Doesn't like feminism
Doesn't fit.
3 hours later 7349797 Anonymous
>>7349776
>he missed out on Twilight's Pacifier
3 hours later 7349798 Anonymous
>>7349792
Because its better than Marvel.
3 hours later 7349800 Anonymous
>>7349797
>Twilight's Pacifier
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
IF IT IS AT ALL RELATED TO THE THING I JUST POSITED YOU SHARE IT WITH ME RIGHT NOW YOU FUCK
3 hours later 7349801 Anonymous
Did that guy who said he would upload his 700 mb Celestia folder ever deliver?
3 hours later 7349804 Anonymous
>>7349791
It's always time.
3 hours later 7349807 Anonymous
>>7349618
BJ?
Sure.
So long as I can MUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF IT and GO CRAZY ON IT, NOT EVEN STOPPING TO GIVE THEM A BREATHER FUCK I WANT TO BITE DICK
3 hours later 7349809 Anonymous
>>7349791
PLEASE NO
3 hours later 7349825 Anonymous (1342218967488.jpg 631x627 191kB)
>>7349807
>Biting dick
3 hours later 7349827 Anonymous
>>7349784
>Texanon is the kind of dude that those who know him, do on a different level.
Sure, they know his quirks, and what he likes, they live around him. But he still has that mystery about him, like he has a life he is hiding under his quiet exterior.
3 hours later 7349829 Anonymous
>>7349825
He's in a "Rip your dick off" mood today.
3 hours later 7349830 Anonymous
>>7349800
It's on the fetish greentext dropbox
I'm on my tablet so I don't have the bookmark
3 hours later 7349832 Anonymous
You guys do know farts smell bad, right?
3 hours later 7349834 Anonymous
>>7349825
>Not wanting to treat dick like chewy toys so you can rub up your gums and get that feel when you have sore gums that feels soo000 good.
>Implying horsedick isn't meaty enough for those wonders
3 hours later 7349839 Anonymous (1348525581060.jpg 512x720 276kB)
>>7349832
Yup, but it's worth it if it's from fluttershy.
3 hours later 7349841 Anonymous
>>7349830
ITS OKAY WITH A LITTLE ARCHIVAL MAGIC I FOUND WHAT YOU ARE REFERRING TO
THANKS ANON
3 hours later 7349842 Anonymous (tex anon lyra HANDS.png 1108x916 105kB)
>>7349784
>>7349827
How much do you wanna bet that Tex's co-workers and friends have no clue that he's a MLP fan artist? He seems to be the type that wouldn't mingle his online life with his real one.
3 hours later 7349843 Anonymous
>>7349794
Aw, thanks. I needed some motivation to keep trying.
3 hours later 7349844 Anonymous
>>7349830
I need a link to this dropbox
3 hours later 7349845 Anonymous
>>7349832
This is fiction?
Also, apparently horses' don't smell at all.
3 hours later 7349847 Anonymous (twilymouth.jpg 500x501 53kB)
>>7349800
Do you like my pacifier, Twily?
It's delicious and salty, isn't it?
That's right, keep sucking...
3 hours later 7349853 Anonymous
>>7349842
Uh... aren't most of MLPG like that?
3 hours later 7349855 Anonymous
>>7349842
We're talking about Tex-anon, not Tex.
3 hours later 7349856 Anonymous
>>7349842
I know that feel...
3 hours later 7349857 Anonymous
So, what's universally considered the best episode of S1?
3 hours later 7349858 Anonymous (1345826209257.png 545x802 167kB)
>>7349832
Wrong, fluttershy's farts smell like peaches
3 hours later 7349859 Anonymous
>>7349832
It's not about the smell, it's about the intimacy of a lady being comfortable doing such a thing in front of you (or on you).
3 hours later 7349861 Anonymous
>>7349855
>Implying tex-anon isn't just the self-insert idealization for Tex
3 hours later 7349865 Anonymous
You know that one toy where you have to shoot that ball in your opponents goal so they get squirted in the face with water?
I shoved the pump for that up my ass once
I made my own, safe self enduced gigantic farts
Like an air enema
We should write fictions involving Anal and this pump, as in they get filled up with the air, which also expels gas also, as the air rivets and vibrates on your member
3 hours later 7349868 Anonymous
>>7349861
>implying tex isn't just lyra fulfilling her human self insert dreams
3 hours later 7349871 Anonymous
>>7349845
What? Link.
3 hours later 7349873 Anonymous
>>7349857
The first four episodes.
the four that sucked you in.
3 hours later 7349877 Anonymous
>>7349868
...this makes way too much sense.
3 hours later 7349878 Anonymous
>>7349873
I was broken the second I heard fluttershy speak. I had no chance
3 hours later 7349879 Anonymous
>>7349877
>joke based on background pony brony fanon
>"makes sense"
3 hours later 7349880 Anonymous (why.jpg 1280x720 65kB)
>>7349865
3 hours later 7349881 Anonymous
>>7349858
Peaches smell horrible,
3 hours later 7349883 Anonymous
>>7349859
>It's not about the smell, it's about the intimacy of a lady being comfortable doing such a thing in front of you (or on you).
This.
Also why I ask girls after I get to know them to let me watch them on the toilet.
3 hours later 7349884 Anonymous
>>7349857
None. Everyone has a different opinion.
3 hours later 7349885 Anonymous
>>7349879
>I love looking tinto jokes far too much.
3 hours later 7349886 Anonymous
>>7349879
that's just the kind of logic they'd expect you to have
that's how they win
don't fall for their lies
3 hours later 7349895 Anonymous (1348962976838.png 927x835 489kB)
>>7349881
You smell horrible
3 hours later 7349900 Anonymous (nice guys get told.jpg 427x1280 102kB)
>>7349827
>But he still has that mystery about him, like he has a life he is hiding under his quiet exterior.
3 hours later 7349903 Anonymous (1358158506069.jpg 496x749 189kB)
fucking fartfags
3 hours later 7349905 Anonymous
>>7349895
Fluttershy needs to take a shower, her hair is looking greasy there.
3 hours later 7349906 Anonymous (best pony.png 878x754 223kB)
Alright, so who's the lucky Anon who gets to be my friend?
3 hours later 7349908 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0PqmkKeNmc
>Pinky and Dash get hold of these balloons.
What hijinks ensue?
3 hours later 7349910 Anonymous
>>7349903
We're half joking.
Half.
3 hours later 7349911 Anonymous
>>7349883
Have you ever performed cunnilingus on a girl while she was taking a dump on the toilet, moaning and involuntarily letting out noisy farts as you sent waves of pleasure through her body with your tongue?
3 hours later 7349914 Anonymous
>>7349857
Party of One.
3 hours later 7349920 Anonymous
>>7349914
Eh, that's 3rd best.
3 hours later 7349923 Anonymous
>>7349910
Yes, half .
3 hours later 7349926 Anonymous
>>7349910
I'm convinced that you're 100% joking, or rather, you're only doing it to mess with those of us who realise that farts are disgusting and are supposed to be disgusting.
3 hours later 7349929 Anonymous
>>7349926
[citation needed]
3 hours later 7349931 Anonymous
>>7349791
ITS TIME
>You'll never blow your futa pones strechy horsecock
>You'll never make out with her urethra
>Fitting the entire length of your tongue down it
>Flicking it up and down
>Side to side
>Sending her weak at the knees as you violate her so deftly
>Sending her so close to the edge that she's clenching her PC muscles
>Trying to force just a little more blood into her cock
>To make it just a tiny bit tighter
>So she can feel a little bit more of you
>Until she finally falls over that edge
>Her entire body shaking
>Her cock practically trying to spit you out
>It would have succeeded if it wasn't for her hooves now holding you down
>You taste her cum as it rockets past
>Thick, warm and slightly sweet
>The obstruction of your tongue has made it spurt out with even greater pressure
>The sensation of it hitting the back of your throat makes you gag
>Hearing you gag makes her cum harder
>Which makes you gag harder
>You're lucky she's only got so much to give else she'd shoot a hole in the back of your head
>Once she's done it looks as though she did shoot you
>Her face is terrified
>You smile reassuringly at her as you recover
>She swoops down and squeezes you in a tight hug knowing you're alright
>She kisses you on the cheek relentlessly
>The sound of her kisses only punctuated by her thanks and apologies
>You don't care to interrupt her
>Soon she stops
>Her hug has turned to a mutual embrace
>Her kisses now nuzzling
>You fall asleep a happy, loved man
1500 chars
3 hours later 7349932 Anonymous
>>7349857
Sonic Rainboom, Cutie Mark Chronicles and Feeling Pinkie Keen are my top 3 from the first season.
3 hours later 7349933 Anonymous (1350605361620.png 705x1000 367kB)
>>7349926
I talk about it because I like farts.
3 hours later 7349936 Anonymous
>>7349932
Not bad, at least one of those is good.
3 hours later 7349938 Anonymous (1336399899146.jpg 500x321 34kB)
>>7349680
>that overdetailed description
purple prose much anon
3 hours later 7349940 Anonymous
>>7349903
Worst fetishes are scat, diaper, piss and fart.
You've only made it appealing via writing about it and sexualising it, and made it seem hot, but in actual fact and practice, it'll be the most disgusting, degrading thing you'll ever do.
What's more, you'll openly defend it, being on the same level as a disgusting full-blown furry.
These are the only fetishes that are unhealthy and that are considered a mental problem.
Seek medical attention.
3 hours later 7349945 Anonymous (Babs_Seed.jpg 847x462 34kB)
>You will never feel Babs Seed warm lips wrapped around you
3 hours later 7349946 Anonymous
>>7349940
Piss is good if done well, everything else sucks except foodscat
3 hours later 7349950 Anonymous
>>7349753
This story made me feel physically ill.
3 hours later 7349951 Anonymous
>>7349945
How do you know they're warm?
3 hours later 7349952 Anonymous (1355462413237.jpg 216x146 22kB)
>>7349940
>He's never had a super cute girl accidently fart when you're eating her out
3 hours later 7349957 Anonymous
>>7349929
>I'm convinced
Never said I have any evidence.
3 hours later 7349959 Anonymous
>>7349951
Horses have higher body temperatures than humans do.
So yeah, you can bet your ass they're warm
3 hours later 7349960 Anonymous
>>7349950
You and me, hoss .
3 hours later 7349963 Anonymous
>>7349959
But they're not horses, they're Ponies.
3 hours later 7349964 Anonymous
>>7349940
Murder and all associated fetishes are worse, but those are indeed bad.
3 hours later 7349965 Anonymous (Futa mare bladderfucking.png 1569x2345 313kB)
>>7349940
>piss
But that's the best fetish!
>These are the only fetishes that are unhealthy and that are considered a mental problem.
Urine is mostly sterile.
3 hours later 7349966 Anonymous
>>7349963
Even better
3 hours later 7349967 Anonymous
>>7349946
>Piss
Only if it occurs right after the end, and it's humiliation.
>>7349952
>implying you don't tolerate that and continue, trying to ignore it when you hate it
The only thing appealing, is that it's warm air brushing against you, but the smell is the issue.
It'd be better if it didn't smell or you used the onslaught of wind as a way to feel vibration on your tool.
3 hours later 7349968 Anonymous
your're mom MLPG
3 hours later 7349969 Anonymous
>>7349959
>A mare's vagina would be extremely warm
Unf.
3 hours later 7349976 Anonymous (unf2.png 392x388 84kB)
>>7349969
3 hours later 7349977 Anonymous
>>7349968
I am not mom.
I'm not even female.
3 hours later 7349979 Anonymous (Fedora bingo.png 832x834 67kB)
How many?
3 hours later 7349982 Anonymous (She's Fucking Teasing You.gif 282x261 793kB)
Seriously, she's like the most prone to teasing out of the three. EXHIBIT A
3 hours later 7349983 Anonymous
Remove the fetishes and this is no different than /b/-read.
3 hours later 7349984 Anonymous
>>7349965
>Being able to fuck a bladder
>Saying murder is worst fetish.
It's only bad when it's messy, if say stabbed near the end or at climax (See bible black shotgun fucking scene, it's perfect.)
Or say that scene from hostel with the blood bath.
That was sexy, was it not?
3 hours later 7349986 Anonymous (1331140130824.jpg 461x700 89kB)
>>7349879
>mfw I just noticed that "pony" and "brony" rhyme
pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony god this is so fun
3 hours later 7349987 Anonymous
I'm going to give up.
3 hours later 7349988 Anonymous
>>7349983
You should be in bed, shitposter
It's still to early for you
3 hours later 7349990 Anonymous
>>7349969
It's around 110-140F and can be as tight as a loli, or as loose as a whore, and can crush METAL
3 hours later 7349991 Anonymous (BerryIsSureYouAreFullOfShit.jpg 492x565 124kB)
>>7349976
>>7349976
3 hours later 7349993 Anonymous
>>7349979
>Bazinga bingo.
4. The only acceptable 3, and MLP.
3 hours later 7349994 Anonymous (horseberry shortcake 4.jpg 779x2336 949kB)
>>7349946
3 hours later 7349996 Anonymous
>>7349991
Berry is a pretty horse
3 hours later 7349997 Anonymous (Untitled.png 832x834 55kB)
>>7349979
2
3 hours later 7350000 Anonymous
>>7349984
No
3 hours later 7350002 Anonymous
>>7349979
What, exactly do 'zombies' and 'baby racist' mean?
3 hours later 7350005 Anonymous
>>7349990
If it can crush metal, it can crush my dick. That is horrifying.
3 hours later 7350009 Anonymous
>>7349984
>Being able to fuck a bladder
Is is possible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_intercourse
For proof, search for a video by the porn actress "Amazing Ty". There are at least 2 clips that show her taking a cock in her peehole, having her bladder cummed in and pissing it out afterwards.
3 hours later 7350011 Anonymous
>>7350002
>What, exactly do 'zombies'
You're into "Zombies". I knew a really boring insecure nerd girl who was like that.
>and 'baby racist' mean?
Casual /b/ tier racism. Not full blown white supremacist.
3 hours later 7350012 Anonymous
>>7350002
>zombies
I presume it means you're one of those who repeatedly fantasize about the zombie holocaust and need/want zombies zombies zombies in everything.
3 hours later 7350014 Anonymous
>>7349979
3
3 hours later 7350017 Anonymous
>>7349996
What do you think her fetishes are?
4 hours later 7350019 Anonymous
>>7350017
Alcohol enema.
Don't try this at home.
4 hours later 7350021 Anonymous
>>7350011
>>7350012
That's fucking retarded
Whatever, the only ones that apply to me are ponies and athe /pol/ pls go
4 hours later 7350025 Anonymous (giant sad guts.jpg 1645x1669 942kB)
>MLP General used to be good
4 hours later 7350028 Anonymous
>>7350019
I think I read a fic about that once.
4 hours later 7350033 Anonymous (1351417849708.gif 297x452 579kB)
>>7349931
MLPG pls respond
I spent like 12 minutes of my life on that shit
At least tell me it's shit
4 hours later 7350034 Anonymous
>>7350025
>implying it isn't still occasionally
4 hours later 7350035 Anonymous
>>7350025
>MLPG used to corrupt people into fapping to ponies
4 hours later 7350036 Anonymous
>>7350019
>butt chugging
>>7350025
when?
4 hours later 7350037 Anonymous (1353279946110.png 370x321 24kB)
>>7350025
>Everything changed when /mlp/ was created
4 hours later 7350039 Anonymous
>>7350033
>pls gib attention
I know your feel.
4 hours later 7350040 Anonymous
>>7350009
Dear god.
It's just like the time when someone posted the DOCKING VIDEO
HOW DO YOU DERIVE PLEASURE FROM THE BURN THAT GIVES
THE STING
4 hours later 7350043 Anonymous
>>7350033
It's not my fetish so I'm not going to read it fully, but from what I can tell, you skimped out on full sentences a lot and that made reading it kinda shitty
4 hours later 7350044 Anonymous
>>7350033
It wasn't satisfying since the reader didn't orgasm in it, just the pone. It was also weird.
4 hours later 7350045 Anonymous
>>7350037
>Even if we went back to /co/, we'd never recover
4 hours later 7350047 Anonymous
>>7350033
>MLPG pls respond
>I spent like 12 minutes of my life on that shit
>At least tell me it's shit
What.
I saw a wall of greentext, assumed it was copypasta and moved on with my life.
4 hours later 7350048 Anonymous
>>7349979
Atheist
MLP
Nihilist
4 hours later 7350051 Anonymous
>>7350040
You just dig deeper until you unearth the demons get into the prostate.
4 hours later 7350052 Anonymous
>>7350047
>>7350044
>>7350043
Thanks
4 hours later 7350055 Anonymous (tumblr_ks4tqt7qLJ1qzeu42o1_400[1].jpg 360x480 33kB)
>>7350048
>Nihilist
4 hours later 7350059 Anonymous
>>7350033
It's no "twilight unwashed", but it's okay. I saved it.
As for what could be improved...
It's a bit lacking in description, and split into too many sentences. You should probably go with longer and more descriptive sentances rather than many and short ones.
Do continue greentexting though. We need more fetish greentexters.
4 hours later 7350062 Anonymous
>>7350045
I think we would actually. We'd lose all the /mlp/ shit and they would all go back to Ponychan. The old rivalry would reignite, and we'd have faster and shorter horses to spur more discussion of non-shitposting. It would still be a hard road, but I think it could happen.
4 hours later 7350066 Anonymous
>>7350051
No, I'm on about a video where theres this guy who injected to much silicoone into his dick that it's DD sized, and another guys fucks it.
4 hours later 7350068 Anonymous (Shocked pinkie.jpg 467x481 52kB)
>>7350048
>Atheist
>MLP
>Nihilist
4 hours later 7350069 Anonymous
>>7350035
Did it? I would imagine most people could manage that just fine on their own.
4 hours later 7350072 Anonymous
>>7350062
Ponychan is never coming back.
4 hours later 7350074 Anonymous
>>7350068
>not crying after Smile^3 because of all the lies fed to gullible children
4 hours later 7350078 Anonymous
>>7349979
>MLP
>Libertarian
4 hours later 7350083 Anonymous
>>7350074
It's all true, it's just overly optimsitic and idealistic.
4 hours later 7350085 Anonymous
>>7350075
Trust me, you don't want it
4 hours later 7350088 Anonymous
>>7350069
I don't know how many of them asked MLPG for advice, but I know some did.
God, it was so fun talking with these guys.
>pls help, i dont want to clop to pure innocent ponies but they give me a boner wat do ;_____________________;
4 hours later 7350091 Anonymous
>You will never reexperience the joy of watching the Smile song premiere live with MLPG
4 hours later 7350095 Anonymous
>>7349979
Atheist, Metal, My Little Pony, Self-Described Geek (well, technically I rarely need to describe myself as such, but still), Nihilism
4 hours later 7350097 Anonymous
>>7350085
Oh but i do
4 hours later 7350098 Anonymous
>>7350083
>It's all true, it's just overly optimsitic and idealistic.
>It's all true,
>it's just overly optimsitic and idealistic.
4 hours later 7350099 Anonymous
>>7350091
I didn't like it.
4 hours later 7350101 Anonymous
>>7350088
I remember forcing myself to fap to ponies at the beginning. Little did I know, it would soon become all I fap to.
4 hours later 7350102 Anonymous
>>7350055
>>7350068
>not being a Nihilist
>2013
4 hours later 7350104 Anonymous
>>7350068
Why are you shocked, Pinkie?
Please tell me what you find so disturbing
4 hours later 7350111 Anonymous
>>7350101
>forcing yourself to fap to ponies
Mind telling me what reasoning pushed you to that?
4 hours later 7350112 Anonymous
>>7350095
The more of them you have, the more of an objectively worse person you are.
Just saying.
4 hours later 7350114 Anonymous
I can almost never fap to ponies. For the most part, the form just isn't attractive.
Humans and anthro, on the other hand...
4 hours later 7350115 Anonymous
>>7350091
>you will never again reexperience those few moments of complete and utter jaw dropping disbelief when 'I can turn a mare into a stallion!' live with mlpg.
4 hours later 7350123 Anonymous
>>7350102
Nihilism is a "so what" philosophy that is only profound if you're coming at it from a conservative 19th century Christian position. Only try-hards and idiots call themselves "Nihilists" or "Existentialists".
4 hours later 7350125 Anonymous (1335808110374.jpg 397x290 21kB)
>>7350037
MLPG just overreacts hard. We're worse than Amurkans with their 9/11.
4 hours later 7350128 Anonymous
>>7350115
>implying that was even good
4 hours later 7350130 Anonymous (funny filename unrelated to costanza.jpg 250x250 7kB)
>>7350091
>Not when This Day Aria premiered
Do you even warm memories?
4 hours later 7350131 Anonymous (DISGUST.gif 700x530 1192kB)
>>7350114
>Humans and anthro, on the other hand...
4 hours later 7350136 Anonymous
>>7350114
Their forms are pretty neutral.
>opinions
4 hours later 7350139 Anonymous
>>7350130
I was going to post that but I didn't want to start a shitstorm over Costanza and Silver Surfer.
4 hours later 7350141 Anonymous (improved dialogue.png 964x724 268kB)
Night guys.
4 hours later 7350143 Anonymous
>>7349979
Is being an atheist considered weird or like "edgy" in the US?
I'm asking because here everyone's an atheist. It's definitely the norm.
I don't think I've ever known anyone who's religious.
4 hours later 7350144 Anonymous (brony atheist.png 494x143 22kB)
>>7350068
>mfw i am atheist but i dont call myself an atheist so i can avoid being lumped in with the atheist fandom
4 hours later 7350152 Anonymous
>>7350123
>It has to be profound for you to subscribe to it
umm...
4 hours later 7350153 Anonymous
>>7350144
>>mfw i am atheist but i dont call myself an atheist so i can avoid being lumped in with the atheist fandom
Yes.
Weird nerds are attracted to that. I should know, since I've been to a few Atheist gatherings. Weird. Fucking. Nerds. Same people as any Nerd-con.
4 hours later 7350161 Anonymous
>>7350144
>that picture
Good lord.
That feel when pragmatic atheist who doesn't tell anyone since it is irrelevent.
4 hours later 7350164 Anonymous (1337836717334.gif 197x231 219kB)
>>7350144
>Epic Atheist Brony
Do people like this actually exist
4 hours later 7350165 Anonymous
>>7350088
I can imagine that being amusing. Sounds more like the kind of thing people would post ironically just to get responses though. If they were serious, they would just go fap to pones and be done with it.
Speaking of responses... has anyone tried making a long deep thoughtful post on some conservative christian forum (think Landover Baptist, only actually serious) about feeling guilty about having sinful thoughts about cartoon ponies?
Anyone know any such forums?
4 hours later 7350166 Anonymous
>>7350144
Holy
shit.
This can't be real. He's a walking stereotype of the most awful nerds.
>fluttershy
>fedora connoisseur
>MRA
>Atheist activist
>"love and tolerance"
4 hours later 7350171 Anonymous
>>7350164
>Do people like this actually exist
Imagine being so utterly boring that being an atheist is what you use to single yourself out to make yourself seem interesting.
4 hours later 7350172 Anonymous
>>7350144
You see, flutterfags? This is the kind of person that likes flutterautism
4 hours later 7350175 Anonymous (1357791318025.png 1500x1083 914kB)
How bout them ponies?
4 hours later 7350178 Anonymous
>>7350165
>I can imagine that being amusing. Sounds more like the kind of thing people would post ironically just to get responses though. If they were serious, they would just go fap to pones and be done with it.
You've never been to pony fandom at large in 2010/2011 at all, did you?
Nearly everone considered pony being for sexual a big issue.
4 hours later 7350183 Anonymous (1357006644093.gif 320x240 677kB)
>>7350144
>fedora
WHY DO ALL OF THEM
FUCKING LOVE
FEDORAS
ITS NOT JUST BRONIES EITHER
4 hours later 7350188 Anonymous
>>7350111
I figured if I spent a ot of my time on this thread, thinking and watching them, I might as well fap to them. Basically killing two birds with one stone.
4 hours later 7350190 Anonymous
>>7350144
Over-complicating language because you don't like what other people do
Why are you telling people that clearly don't know you well that you're an atheist?
4 hours later 7350191 Anonymous
>>7350165
>Do It multiple times
>Chris canes take action against bronies burn merch
>LULZ to be had, because this is actually something that does piss them off
4 hours later 7350195 Anonymous
>>7350183
They want to think they are cool like harrison ford
that's really all there is to it
4 hours later 7350197 Anonymous
>>7350183
They want to look cool, so they pick up on some superficial fashion item "cool guys" wear, but without understanding the context of what made them cool.
Short version: They're socially inept nerds
4 hours later 7350198 Anonymous (fedora.png 521x367 185kB)
>>7350166
dont be mad you arnt cool enough to pull off a fedora
4 hours later 7350199 Anonymous
>>7350112
Having none would make you a pretty dull and mundane person though. I think I'd prefer to be a "worse person" than a boring normalfag with perfectly mainstream opinions and tastes.
4 hours later 7350200 Anonymous (sweetie254.png 418x472 139kB)
>>7350171
I want to believe that it isn't real
i really really do
4 hours later 7350205 Anonymous (autism fedora.jpg 1280x720 67kB)
4 hours later 7350207 Anonymous
>>7350144
10/10 greatest piece of satire since Dr. Strangelove
pls tell me it's satire
4 hours later 7350210 Anonymous
>>7350199
>that rationalizations
4 hours later 7350215 Anonymous
>>7350188
Were you even attracted to them?
4 hours later 7350216 Anonymous
>>7350207
it isn't
4 hours later 7350217 Anonymous ((0125)1310097087031.png 300x300 91kB)
>>7350171
>being an atheist is what you use to single yourself out to make yourself seem interesting.
so nothing makes them interesting?
4 hours later 7350222 Anonymous
>>7350144
>Atheist
>devoting to and worshiping MLP
4 hours later 7350223 Anonymous (The face of autism.jpg 1280x720 67kB)
>>7350144
>MRA
>Whiny group who bitch and moan about women and act like a percecuted minority
>Fluttershy
>"Love and tolerance"
Does. Not. Compute.
4 hours later 7350224 Anonymous
>>7350215
Not at all.
4 hours later 7350231 Anonymous (1334695027822.jpg 600x600 183kB)
>>7350224
damn you strange guy
4 hours later 7350233 Anonymous (1338607991430.jpg 425x425 22kB)
4 hours later 7350234 Anonymous
>>7350171
I don't think even I am that boring... At least I hope so..
Oh no, what if everyone hats me?
4 hours later 7350235 Anonymous
>>7350233
>cock goes where?
4 hours later 7350239 Anonymous
>>7350123
>Implying Nihilism has anything to do with religion
I'm not sure exactly what you mean by profound in this context, but the way I see it, nihilism is merely a term meaning that I don't believe there is any inherent meaning or value to anything.
4 hours later 7350240 Anonymous
>>7350144
>MRA
>What's the MRA?
>Google it
>Motorcycle Riders Association
>Oh
>That's alright
>Then it clicks
Nope
It's got to be a joke
>Flutterfag
>Wants a demure, subservient wife
4 hours later 7350249 Anonymous
>>7349979
>zombies
>dr who
fukken bullshit. if i enjoy these thing but i am not part of the fandoms do i still have to mark it.
4 hours later 7350257 Anonymous (1357994184736.png 450x550 105kB)
3 days until king of the nerds
4 hours later 7350258 Anonymous (1354341357903.jpg 416x800 47kB)
>Be agnostic
>don't like to say it because almost every agnostic you see in any discussion loudly and arrogantly proclaims intellectual superiority, bashing atheists too as if they were equally retarded to religious.
>don't want to be lumped
>irrational, probably.
4 hours later 7350260 Anonymous
>>7350239
>but the way I see it, nihilism is merely a term meaning that I don't believe there is any inherent meaning or value to anything.
And people act like that's a profound statement that makes them edgy radicals that you should pay attention to.
It's all just pointless semantics (like all philosophy).
>There is no meaning in the universe!
>Well yes, there might not be universe as dictated by the universe. No ultimate plan. But there's plenty of "personal meaning" that you can find. How can "meaning" even be dictated to you anyways? You have to find the meaning, and you have to accept it.
>That's not "meaning" though hurr durr
4 hours later 7350261 Anonymous
>>7350249
>fukken bullshit. if i enjoy these thing but i am not part of the fandoms do i still have to mark it.
Just a couple aren't too bad. The more than 5 and you're looking pretty bad.
4 hours later 7350264 Anonymous
If fluttershy was one day no longer shy would shit have to change her name to flutternotshy?
4 hours later 7350266 Anonymous (AJ crotchboobs.jpg 1280x1097 193kB)
>>7350114
>not appreciating those curvy pone bodies
4 hours later 7350268 Anonymous
>>7350258
>bashing atheists too as if they were equally retarded to religious.
Well they can be.
4 hours later 7350269 Anonymous
>>7350258
>>don't want to be lumped
Perfectly rational.
4 hours later 7350270 Anonymous
>>7350258
Agnostic Theist or Atheist?
4 hours later 7350271 Anonymous (2deep4u.gif 225x169 1661kB)
>this thread
4 hours later 7350272 Anonymous
>>7350264
>she
I should really go to bed.
4 hours later 7350274 Anonymous
>>7350240
Men's Rights. Being charitable they're anti-feminists. Being not so chariatable they are whiny little bitches.
4 hours later 7350275 Anonymous (1355220547043.gif 454x364 2973kB)
DELIVERY
ONE PINK PONY FOR ANONYMOUS
4 hours later 7350276 Anonymous
>>7350268
People who go to reddit don't count, they're colossal retards by default.
4 hours later 7350281 Anonymous
>>7350144
>atheist fandom
Is this a thing?
4 hours later 7350290 Anonymous
>>7350275
That pink pony looks broken.
4 hours later 7350293 Anonymous (dem hips.png 606x667 270kB)
>>7350266
Something about pony curves is absolutely delicious.
4 hours later 7350294 Anonymous
How can I compress a file to MP4?
4 hours later 7350297 Anonymous
>>7350270
Agnostic atheist.
As in, nothing's known for sure, but theist conclusions don't seem anywhere near as likely as the atheist conclusion.
4 hours later 7350301 Anonymous (Appledash.jpg 722x452 52kB)
U-unf
4 hours later 7350302 Anonymous (1343209866616.gif 311x442 1611kB)
>>7350290
NO REFUNDS
4 hours later 7350303 Anonymous
>>7350274
Why is this show sow blatantly misandrist?
Look at how the ponies treat spike.
They're training girls to hate boys from an early age.
4 hours later 7350304 Anonymous
>>7350294
What file? A video? Just get a converter, Any Video Converter or whatever else.
4 hours later 7350305 Anonymous
>>7350294
what
4 hours later 7350309 Anonymous
>>7350293
>dat Rarity
uuuuuuuunf
god I love hips
4 hours later 7350310 Anonymous
>>7350302
Maybe we can return it for store credit?
4 hours later 7350311 Anonymous
I'm apatheistic; I think the whole thing's a waste of time to think about, we'll find out when we're dead.
4 hours later 7350313 Anonymous
>>7350311
I like this
4 hours later 7350315 Anonymous
>>7350311
But I'm not going to die
4 hours later 7350317 Anonymous
>>7350311
I think life is pretty interesting and I want to know more about it. Is that so strange?
4 hours later 7350318 Anonymous
>>7350303
>Why is this show sow blatantly misandrist?
>Look at how the ponies treat spike.
>They're training girls to hate boys from an early age.
I saw an MRA whining that Seinfeld was misandrist because Elaine could push the guys around, but if a male did that to her it would be "sexist". Very silly, and also ignoring the episode where Elaine met the Bizzaro version of her friends, and they all react realisticly to her pushing them.
4 hours later 7350319 Anonymous
>>7350311
No you wont
You'll be dead
4 hours later 7350322 Anonymous (1314114792796.png 486x704 292kB)
Twilight Sparkle
4 hours later 7350323 Anonymous
>>7350319
My point is if there's an afterlife, there's an afterlife. If there's not, there's not.
4 hours later 7350326 Anonymous
>talking about philosophy
guys pls
quit talking over it
4 hours later 7350330 Anonymous
>>7350323
But if there's not
You'll be dead
And not know
4 hours later 7350331 Anonymous (too much pony.jpg 1045x906 142kB)
4 hours later 7350332 Anonymous
>>7350322
Why is her horn brown
4 hours later 7350333 Anonymous
>>7350330
And it won't matter.
4 hours later 7350334 Anonymous
>>7350332
How is she holding that mug
4 hours later 7350335 Anonymous
>>7350332
Why are you brown?
4 hours later 7350339 Anonymous
>>7350334
Why is she sitting like a slut
4 hours later 7350340 Anonymous (1323741215106.png 274x274 79kB)
This isn't even tangentially pony related
Which religion would each pony adopt if thrust into our world?
4 hours later 7350343 Anonymous (1330784473034.jpg 500x649 67kB)
4 hours later 7350345 Anonymous
>>7350339
Why is a pony drinking coffee?
4 hours later 7350347 Anonymous (1309311446848.png 1000x1000 231kB)
>>7350339
Would you rather she lie down?
4 hours later 7350348 Anonymous
>>7350340
Twilight would never sway from Celestia-ism.
RD would fall for some dumb cult.
4 hours later 7350349 Anonymous
>>7350340
All pone would praise the sun.
4 hours later 7350354 Anonymous (feel_good_inc__by_imalou-d5ctu32.png 1600x964 869kB)
>>7350348
Would Dashie drink the koolaid?
4 hours later 7350355 Anonymous
>>7350318
I remember that episode. It all makes sense now.
4 hours later 7350358 Anonymous
>>7350340
Applejack: Agnosticism
Rainbow Dash: Islam
Twilight Sparkle: Atheism
Pinkie Pie: Scientology
Fluttershy: Mormonism
Rarity: Rarity
4 hours later 7350360 Anonymous (this can't be real.png 455x456 52kB)
No, no. There is no way someone could be like this.
4 hours later 7350361 Anonymous
>>7350340
None
The god has to actually exist before they believe it
4 hours later 7350366 Anonymous
>>7350333
To you.
4 hours later 7350369 Anonymous (What kind of reaction is this....jpg 308x336 34kB)
>>7350360
4 hours later 7350370 Anonymous (1357594715673.gif 256x272 3kB)
>>7350360
4 hours later 7350377 Anonymous
>>7350369
A very JASON reaction
4 hours later 7350379 Anonymous (1340547334620.png 628x336 102kB)
>>7350360
I can't tell what gets me steamed more
fat acceptance bullshit or men's rights bullshit
4 hours later 7350382 Anonymous (failed dunk.gif 500x281 956kB)
>>7350360
Oh man, what I would give to see Faust dunk this guy over twitter.
4 hours later 7350384 Anonymous
>>7350379
Fat acceptance
men's rights bullshit makes slightly more sense
4 hours later 7350387 Anonymous
>>7350384
Of course it does. Men are the logical gender.
4 hours later 7350388 Anonymous
>>7350360
we promote love and tolerance and extreme misogyny.
4 hours later 7350391 Anonymous (1325338158986.png 357x312 68kB)
>>7350384
Yeah, at least it doesn't throw science and shit out the window.
Both are still dumb as fuck, though.
4 hours later 7350396 Anonymous
>>7350360
Depending on the time of day it's posted, I could imagine MLPG agreeing with this.
4 hours later 7350399 Anonymous
>>7350379
>fat acceptance
what?
4 hours later 7350400 Anonymous
>>7350387
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_sperm
I feel like I want to kill all the worlds population of men sometimes.
4 hours later 7350406 Anonymous (1357841244576.png 446x471 205kB)
>>7350360
Why can't people like this just die
4 hours later 7350408 Anonymous
>>7350399
>It's society's fault I'm fat so society should accept me
>I'm just as healthy as a person of normal weight
>Healthy is just a mindset
>curves
It goes on and on
4 hours later 7350409 Anonymous
>>7350400
>only women on earth
>their cycles synchronize
>every month the world's population halves
4 hours later 7350410 Anonymous
Uh, i think his account got hacked.
https://twitter.com/EpicABrony
>open for anyone
4 hours later 7350417 Anonymous
>>7350399
goddammit i had the best fat acceptance video to post but its been removed
4 hours later 7350419 Anonymous (1350332815967.png 1500x1500 348kB)
>>7350410
where are the ponies
4 hours later 7350423 Anonymous (1329833977944.png 2276x1658 265kB)
>>7350419
in my pants
4 hours later 7350426 Anonymous
>>7350410
>Leader of Brotheists (Brony Atheists)
Congrats on omitting the important part of both those titles, fucknuts!
4 hours later 7350427 Anonymous
>>7350419
Why is Marker pony so aggressive in that picture?
She's mauling him!
4 hours later 7350436 Anonymous
>>7350408
I don't mind fat people, but are these people like fat activists?
4 hours later 7350437 Anonymous (1357721032193.png 300x500 45kB)
>>7350406
MAKE THEM STOP
4 hours later 7350438 Anonymous (1333930128973.png 439x516 94kB)
>>7350426
>Brotheists
4 hours later 7350439 Anonymous
>>7350426
Aonys?
4 hours later 7350444 Anonymous
>>7350427
she's just giving him a little love-nibble
4 hours later 7350447 Anonymous (tumblr_md93e1D75N1qck5blo1_500.png 500x454 84kB)
>>7350427
She hungers
4 hours later 7350448 Anonymous
>>7350436
Yes.
I'm all for being comfortable about your body, but when you start dismissing doctors and science to say that you can't help be that way, you cross a threshold.
And then there's the ones that insist that they are healthy.
4 hours later 7350449 Anonymous (Acropolis.jpg 600x400 83kB)
>>7350439
Athenies
4 hours later 7350453 Anonymous
>>7350427
She's just chewing on him a little. You ever had cats play with your hands?
4 hours later 7350454 Anonymous
>>7350437
NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j3AOApdkoQ
this is what people think of when you tell then you are a brony.
4 hours later 7350456 Anonymous
>>7350436
These are people who think it's perfectly fine for taxpayers to foot the bill for the crane that is required to lift them out of their sleeping bed and onto their eating bed.
4 hours later 7350458 Anonymous
>>7350448
Jesus christ how horrifying
I'm all for fat people who are fat because they just don't give a fuck.
But, these, people, i, just, don't want to live on this planet anymore.
4 hours later 7350459 Anonymous
>>7350453
>Not letting your superior dog chew on your hand
4 hours later 7350466 Anonymous
>>7350458
Have a taste of this
http://lovelivegrow.com/2012/10/21-things-to-stop-saying-unl ess-you-hate-fat-people/
my favorite is number 8
4 hours later 7350471 Anonymous
>>7350466
>Things to Stop Saying Unless You Hate Fat People
But I do hate fat people.
4 hours later 7350472 Anonymous (What kind of reaction is this..jpg 604x604 65kB)
>>7350454
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j3AOApdkoQ
4 hours later 7350474 Anonymous (1292810036078.png 613x732 410kB)
>>7350408
>curves
>410 pound sweating landwhale
>waves of flab so large they have their own ecosystems
>"I'm voluptuous like a true woman should be"
god fucking damnit
4 hours later 7350475 Anonymous
>>7350360
What does any of this have to do with atheism?
That guy just seems like a huge faggot.
4 hours later 7350479 Anonymous (Untitled.png 638x220 16kB)
>>7350471
Then enjoy the ride
4 hours later 7350486 Anonymous
>>7350459
>Saffron will never nibble on your hand
4 hours later 7350490 Anonymous (cupcakedog.gif 256x195 3132kB)
>>7350479
>Since permanent, significant weight loss is not possible for most people
4 hours later 7350494 Anonymous (1357329604072.png 530x489 223kB)
>Some brony chick got raped by a guy dressed as Rainbow Dash during a Brony meet-up
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
BRONIES
4 hours later 7350495 Anonymous
>>7350490
>>7350479
What? Of course it isn't, if it was possible the human body would be fucked.
4 hours later 7350499 Anonymous
>>7350466
>WEIGHT AND HEALTH ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS
WHAT THE FUCK
4 hours later 7350502 Anonymous
>>7350494
unf
4 hours later 7350505 Anonymous (1341364900551.png 676x617 117kB)
>>7350494
2 years
and still you don't understand to post a link to your posts
4 hours later 7350506 Anonymous
>>7350494
Link
4 hours later 7350507 Anonymous
>>7350466
Oh
god
please
no
i made it to 8
i don't want to go on
4 hours later 7350509 Anonymous
>>7350494
SAUCE?
4 hours later 7350515 Anonymous
>>7350466
They realize how embarrassing it is to be a fat piece of shit and try to set up rules to avoid the constant feeling of shame they live in.
4 hours later 7350519 Anonymous
>>7350507
Wait until 21
4 hours later 7350520 Anonymous
>>7350490
>>7350495
Oh i wish
>Chronically ill
>Lose 10 kilograms in a single week every time it flares up
>Skeletons.gif
4 hours later 7350521 Anonymous
>>7350466
>those comments
I'm ded.
4 hours later 7350527 Anonymous
>>7350519
That's what my parents told me too
4 hours later 7350531 Anonymous
>>7350509
>>7350506
>>7350505
I read it in the newspaper this morning, I'm sure you can find something about it on Google
5 hours later 7350543 Anonymous
>>7350531
NO YOU FUCKING DOUCHE
YOU DONT MAKE A CLAIM, NOT BACK IT UP AND TELL PEOPLE TO FIND IT THEMSELVES
YOU ARE A LAZY FUCKING CUNT WHO NEEDS TO GET SHOT
5 hours later 7350544 Anonymous (i can't.gif 282x260 238kB)
>>7350519
5 hours later 7350546 Anonymous (We come to dance the dance of death.gif 350x263 1111kB)
>>7350520
5 hours later 7350550 Anonymous
>>7350531
I don't want "brony rape" in my search history.
5 hours later 7350554 Anonymous
>>7350543
I-I'm sorry anon ;_;
5 hours later 7350559 Anonymous (1347201692071.gif 329x353 167kB)
>>7350546
5 hours later 7350562 Anonymous (1358138283911.jpg 1864x1940 1391kB)
Enjoy this, too
5 hours later 7350574 Anonymous
>>7347848
>i dont have a RN qt 3.14 gf
you dont know what your missing out
5 hours later 7350575 Anonymous
>>7350562
>muscular
>fatty
both aren't attractive at all.
5 hours later 7350583 Anonymous
>And yet after 30 or 50 years or so, doctors still haven’t figured out that, “eat less and exercise more,” doesn’t work for the vast majority of people. They continue to “prescribe” this treatment for the condition of obesity. This is one reason why I’m skeptical of a lot of the medical community’s beliefs about obesity. That they have failed to acknowledge something so patently obvious seems to be indicative of a bias that compromises the integrity of their other conclusions.
Reducing caloric intake until it's lower than calories being used is pretty much a guaranteed 100% surefire way to lose weight yeah unless you're some kind of medical miracle that would astound doctors worldwide.
5 hours later 7350588 Anonymous
>>7350562
I don't like either of those.
5 hours later 7350597 Anonymous
>>7350575
>>7350588
Fags.
5 hours later 7350600 Anonymous
>>7350562
Poor example, though.
The top woman isn't particularly attractive, but she's healthy as shit.
The lower woman isn't THAT fat, she's just chubby.
I'd the guy without a moments hesitation, though.
5 hours later 7350605 Anonymous (1358137134623.jpg 610x350 37kB)
>>7350583
Isn't it amazing? The kind of delusional fantasy world they surround themselves in?
A world where simply being unable to run a mile is the epitome of health, a world where doctors can't prove weight has anything to do with health. A world where they're normal.
it's like a child playing make-believe
5 hours later 7350606 Anonymous
>the opinions of people on facebook, reddit and tumblr are not very good at all
you just realize this now?
5 hours later 7350608 Anonymous
>>7350600
That bottom woman only fits the american definition of chubby
5 hours later 7350609 Anonymous
>>7350597
Ross pls
5 hours later 7350611 Anonymous
>>7350608
I'm American and that's obese here too, pal.
5 hours later 7350614 Anonymous
>>7350597
Those muscles just look gross, even on the guy.
I'm fond of just 'average'
5 hours later 7350616 Anonymous
>>7350608
>chubby
nah they call that anorexic in murrica
5 hours later 7350618 Anonymous
>>7350583
To be honest, this is a good thing. They will die a lot sooner, hopefully.
5 hours later 7350619 Anonymous
>>7350608
There's a difference between obese and overweight. That is not obese.
5 hours later 7350625 Anonymous
>>7350616
>>7350611
>>7350608
Whatever it's technically defined as, that woman doesn't look like she's so fat it's disabling.
But i'm not a good judge.
5 hours later 7350626 Anonymous (1358137716726.png 658x459 44kB)
Check your thin privilege
5 hours later 7350631 Anonymous (I am reacting to this post.jpg 796x1026 43kB)
>>7350626
5 hours later 7350632 Anonymous (Another day on 4chan.jpg 400x400 144kB)
We arguing about fat people again?
5 hours later 7350636 Anonymous (1350717444990.jpg 1024x768 229kB)
5 hours later 7350637 Anonymous
>>7350626
Why do these fucking faggots not know what privilege actually means?
5 hours later 7350641 Anonymous (Edgypony.png 790x1011 165kB)
>>7350626
check your mlpg privilige anon-kun
5 hours later 7350642 卐 Germanfag
Boop~~
5 hours later 7350643 Anonymous (1338390795413.jpg 1600x1200 320kB)
Silver spoon isn't fat
5 hours later 7350644 Anonymous
>>7350636
Silver Spoon please move, I'm trying to pony.
5 hours later 7350645 Anonymous
>>7350636
That pony seems to have fallen over from her head being too big
5 hours later 7350647 Anonymous (1351307504362.gif 640x640 604kB)
>>7350583
>doctors still haven’t figured out that, “eat less and exercise more,” doesn’t work for the vast majority of people.
I don't have a reaction image that conveys my disgust well enough so have this
5 hours later 7350648 Anonymous
>>7350637
To them it means 'being better than me'
5 hours later 7350649 Anonymous
>>7350625
It doesn't have to be disabling. Obese should be used when it has a considerable impact on health, and in that case it's rather obvious it is, since she's twice as thick as a thin woman.
5 hours later 7350650 Anonymous (CMC Mane_Six Night Crossover Luigi's_Mansion Cute Hat Sad.png 900x1146 1137kB)
>>7350641
I'm checking my pony privilege
5 hours later 7350651 Anonymous (1346281468082.png 485x466 225kB)
>>7350562
>>7350626
I'm legitimately angry
5 hours later 7350660 Anonymous
>>7350626
So she isn't thin privileged then?
5 hours later 7350662 Anonymous
>>7350626
>being fat
>good
enjoy your stroke and high blood pressure
5 hours later 7350667 Anonymous (1350717444990.png 1024x768 921kB)
>>7350645
Maybe you should pat her head and help her keep upright.
5 hours later 7350670 Anonymous
>>7350642
What the hell are you doing here?
5 hours later 7350671 Anonymous (terminator.png 1500x1050 828kB)
>>7350650
check it again
5 hours later 7350672 Anonymous (190086__UNOPT__suggestive_questionable_silver-spoon_artist-theofficialwheel.jpg 1000x750 176kB)
>>7350663
unf
5 hours later 7350679 Anonymous (Mane_six Smile Cute Happy Doing_nothing.png 600x800 698kB)
>>7350671
Let's see...Yep still there
5 hours later 7350683 Anonymous (1349984543864.png 500x500 81kB)
>>7350679
Im revoking it
5 hours later 7350687 Anonymous
i hate stupid people >:[
5 hours later 7350688 Anonymous (tumblr_mfcdyjDH1a1s0ji9mo1_1280.jpg 1280x960 239kB)
>>7350672
5 hours later 7350691 Anonymous (Bump bump sugarlump rump.jpg 800x533 86kB)
>>7350663
>>7350672
Second best ship incoming
5 hours later 7350693 Anonymous
>>7350687
I hate kids with funny accents
5 hours later 7350694 Anonymous (1355729685649.png 709x578 141kB)
FAT PRIVILADGE
5 hours later 7350695 Anonymous (Kiss Applejack Rainbow_Dash Shipping AppleDash.png 750x750 218kB)
>>7350683
Nigga just fucking try
5 hours later 7350700 Anonymous (200654__UNOPT__questionable_lesbian_diamond-tiara_silver-spoon_artist-theofficialwheel.jpg 1200x667 208kB)
>>7350691
>>7350688
Yes
5 hours later 7350702 Anonymous
>>7350649
Why does this always seem more directed at girls than men? I'm sure most of the users here aren't the most healthy
5 hours later 7350704 Anonymous
>>7350687
So you hate yourself?
#Sickburn #rekt #getshrektyourtimehereisogre
5 hours later 7350706 Anonymous
>>7350693
I hate advertisements!
5 hours later 7350708 Anonymous (1348648639611.png 2000x2194 465kB)
>>7350695
i am and you cant sthop me
5 hours later 7350709 Anonymous
>>7350702
If there were more fat men asking for acceptance, I'd be sharing those too. Believe me, fat is fat.
And I'm plenty fit.
5 hours later 7350710 Anonymous
>>7350702
Considering the abundant hate of fat people, i presume not many are the fat kind of unhealthy.
So
MLPG
Do you even lift?
5 hours later 7350711 Anonymous
>>7350706
I hate Pepsi.
5 hours later 7350716 Anonymous (1bf2441c20e5f2596b8f8531699de3aa.jpg 600x800 93kB)
Little lesbians shouldn't be this cute
5 hours later 7350717 Anonymous
>>7350688
At the first glance I thought they're nibbling on a string of anal beads.
5 hours later 7350718 Anonymous (shrekpony.jpg 512x512 34kB)
>>7350704
your wisdom is full of onions
5 hours later 7350721 Anonymous (tumblr_mf8j3fPnRO1s0ji9mo1_1280.jpg 900x750 210kB)
>>7350691
>>7350700
BROTHERS.
5 hours later 7350722 Anonymous (193319__UNOPT__safe_shipping_kissing_diamond-tiara_silver-spoon_picnic_silvertiara_artist-theofficialwheel.jpg 1000x750 178kB)
>>7350716
What'chu gonna do about it?
5 hours later 7350724 Anonymous
>>7350710
Yeah. My therapist said it might help lift my mood.
5 hours later 7350726 Anonymous (toot.png 1260x1008 595kB)
>>7350694
FA R T PRIVILEGE
5 hours later 7350728 Anonymous
>>7350710
people like to fit in or just hate themselves
5 hours later 7350729 卐 Germanfag
>>7350670
I post anonymously here, really, couldn't you figure it out? I like ponies and now there's a fucking pony board, I was excited as fuck. I stay in the MLPGs most of the time, I just like /co/lts more than bronies. All German comments were started by me. I thought people would notice. ;_;
5 hours later 7350731 Anonymous
>>7350710
>i need to lift
5 hours later 7350732 Anonymous (188545__UNOPT__nudity_shipping_questionable_lesbian_blushing_foalcon_diamond-tiara_silver-spoon_artist-theofficialwheel_beads.jpg 1200x900 244kB)
>>7350721
5 hours later 7350734 Anonymous
>>7350662
This fat acceptance bullshit is just bandwagoning and coat-tailing.
They're trying to jump on the current "civil rights" movement that the LGBTQ and feminist communities are undertaking. These fucking fat people seem to think that just because they're discriminated against, that they have some case to make that society needs to change to accommodate them and that they don't need to stop eating so damn much and exercising so damn little.
They want to have their cake and eat it too.
5 hours later 7350736 Anonymous
>>7350710
>implying fat people don't hate fat people
Do you even realize where you are?
>we like frenshit is majicks but i am not a brony
5 hours later 7350738 Anonymous (7cc0b13d1888248d197251479053c0d5.jpg 900x600 209kB)
>>7350721
5 hours later 7350739 Anonymous (1265263889254.jpg 425x326 17kB)
>>7350734
5 hours later 7350742 Anonymous
>>7350702
>used to be obese
>120 Kg
>huge blood pressure
>close to diabetes
>never gave a fuck even though I knew it was bad
>actually do something
>end up loosing 60 kg in a year while still eating like a pig
>I can still eat till I'm sick and end up not gaining any extra weight
Oh and in that year all I did was half an hour of exercise per day. nothing else really.
5 hours later 7350745 Anonymous
>>7350736
I don't know about you, but nobody knows I watch FiM, because I don't make it a lifestyle.
I'm not a brony.
5 hours later 7350746 Anonymous (1335700456435.jpg 399x404 41kB)
>>7350726
oh god
what are they bloating her with
i dont care
5 hours later 7350747 Anonymous (1324754160169.png 916x1066 85kB)
>>7350729
>Germanfag
>germany will experience another springtime
5 hours later 7350748 Anonymous
>>7350710
I don't eat so much and lift
5 hours later 7350751 Anonymous (73820__UNOPT__safe_glasses_silver-spoon_artist-midwestbrony.png 1200x850 506kB)
>>7350710
Myself am morbidly underweight and couldn't even lift my 2 year old nephew.
5 hours later 7350759 Anonymous
>tfw 116 lbs
I wish I was fat
5 hours later 7350760 Anonymous (its like im back in mlpg.jpg 400x344 102kB)
>>7350745
That's what I'm talking about.
Why is it that far removed to assume that fat people hate fat people?
5 hours later 7350764 Anonymous
>>7350742
>60kg
>losing half of your mass
>an adult weighing 60 kg
pony pls
5 hours later 7350766 Anonymous
>>7350742
>used to be 100 kg
>now 60 kg
> had to work out at least 2 hours for 5 days of the week
> had to change eating habits in order to keep weight
eh.
5 hours later 7350769 卐 Germanfag
>>7350747
Thanks, doc.
5 hours later 7350771 Anonymous (best sig.png 224x163 51kB)
>You will never have an artists signature as awesome as this
5 hours later 7350775 Anonymous
>>7350742
>>7350766
>60 kg
How small are you guys exactly?
5 hours later 7350776 Anonymous
>>7350760
It isn't, but MLPG is probably not fat for the most. A whole bunch of people here are just normalfags by appearance, and we have a lot of /fit/ as well.
If I was fat I'd still hate people whining about fat acceptance because it's still irrational and retarded.
5 hours later 7350784 Anonymous
>>7350769
At least you aren't a circlejerking Furry.
Unlike other Germans.
5 hours later 7350785 Anonymous
>>7350764
>>7350775
120kg is 264 lbs.
5 hours later 7350786 Anonymous
>>7350771
Feet are gross
5 hours later 7350787 Anonymous
>>7350766
>>7350764
>>7350775
>Using precise weight
>Not relative BMI
>tfw BMI of 16.4
5 hours later 7350789 Anonymous
>>7350776
>not universally hating all fat people regardless of who you are
Worse than being a furry.
5 hours later 7350791 Anonymous
>>7350787
I cba to remember my BMI.
5 hours later 7350792 Anonymous
>>7350785
And 60k is 132 lbs. It's still small as fuck.
5 hours later 7350795 卐 Germanfag
>>7350784
I'd rather NOT want to know what you're implying.
5 hours later 7350796 Anonymous
>>7350771
Man, Zack draws some nice feet sometimes but most of his art is fucking awful.
I've considered removing my watch several times.
5 hours later 7350797 Anonymous
>>7350791
http://www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/Healthyweightcalculator.aspx
5 hours later 7350800 Anonymous (1357189058732.png 1000x866 203kB)
Are fat ponies still welcome?
5 hours later 7350805 Anonymous (Babs514.png 644x663 348kB)
>>7350800
Yes
5 hours later 7350807 Anonymous (fabio1.jpg 929x920 86kB)
>>7350742
>unemployed
>weighed 260 lbs
>typical american.jpg
>got a job doing manual labor
>it's like being payed to go to the gym every day
>dropped to 160 with a huge increase of muscle mass
>mfw
5 hours later 7350810 Anonymous
>>7350775
Well that was when I was 15 years old which makes my weigh problem even worse.
Now I have around 75 kg.
But ever since I lost all that weight I have to try pretty hard to get fat. And if I want to lose weight I just don't eat any sweets for a few days and end up loosing 2-3 kg without problem
Still have a lot of extra sking though
5 hours later 7350812 Anonymous
>>7350797
>21.35
Feels healthy.
5 hours later 7350820 Anonymous (Viagra.jpg 612x1024 199kB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5mE_Kek45o
5 hours later 7350823 Anonymous
>>7350800
>feeder fetsih
disgusting
5 hours later 7350824 Anonymous (no i didn't forgot the cutie mark.png 707x486 168kB)
Which one?
5 hours later 7350826 Anonymous (1358164658362.jpg 1024x640 153kB)
>/fit/ motivationals
5 hours later 7350827 Anonymous
>>7350797
>22.3
FUCK FUCK FUCK
i used to be a 19.
brb cycling and pushups
5 hours later 7350828 Anonymous
>>7350824
6
5 hours later 7350830 Anonymous
>>7350820
I don't understand what this has to do with fat acceptance or BMI.
Stay on topic, anon!
5 hours later 7350833 Anonymous
>>7350824
Two through five, only because that's a shit humanized
5 hours later 7350834 Anonymous
>>7350828
What's 6?
5 hours later 7350835 Anonymous
>>7350800
goddammit i hate how the fat fetish is so popular in the pony fandom but i guess i cant complain since i jack it to futa rarity often.
5 hours later 7350836 SlyWit (Celestia sulks.png 685x526 90kB)
>Go to college
>At college, stop drinking Coke.
>Drop 15 pounds. Better energy levels.
Well, shit.
>Drink Coke again.
5 hours later 7350837 Anonymous
>>7350827
22.3 is still normal weight, bro.
Just make sure it doesn't keep rising.
And then make sure it's actually fat, and not muscle, before you take action.
>BMI is fickle in that it's hard to separate fat and muscle weight.
5 hours later 7350838 Anonymous
>>7350824
>1
>normal coloured hair
BUT THEN HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S PINKIE
I can't see any difference between 4 and 5. Human/mare vag?
5 hours later 7350839 Anonymous
>>7350836
Holy shit you're alive
5 hours later 7350841 Anonymous (1311931226206-(n1312622979015).png 209x207 43kB)
>>7350824
1,2,4,5
5 hours later 7350842 Anonymous (1341433194333.jpg 726x1028 127kB)
>>7350834
5 hours later 7350844 Anonymous
>>7350835
Of course you can complain. Dicks are much more normal and acceptable than fat.
5 hours later 7350845 Anonymous
>>7350824
1,4 and 5
5 hours later 7350847 Anonymous (What the fuck am i reading.jpg 286x400 86kB)
>>7350830
>Spike jones
>Not on topic
5 hours later 7350849 Anonymous
>>7350838
Shoulders and human pose
5 hours later 7350851 Anonymous (Fat Rarity.png 783x700 167kB)
>>7350805
Hooray
>>7350823
>implying that's not the most adorable fetish out there. I pity you.
5 hours later 7350853 Anonymous
>>7350824
3,4,5
5 hours later 7350855 Anonymous
>that fell when magically, fat animals still remain adorable cute, and fuckable compared to pig disgusting humans.
5 hours later 7350858 Anonymous
>>7350851
Sanguinius pls
it's not adorable at all
5 hours later 7350862 Anonymous
>>7350844
since i am not autistic i can understand that not everyone has the same fetish so i dont get angry over it.
you cant choose your fetishes.
5 hours later 7350863 Anonymous
>>7350849
So, just like in the show?
Why would anyone care about those details? It only makes them look worse for a trained eye.
5 hours later 7350864 SlyWit (Celestia diving determined.png 1500x1500 187kB)
>>7350837
This is true. BMI calculators also average the sexes, so it throws off the calculations even more. It's best to just take common sense precautions of eating natural things an exercise. Let the body settle on a healthy weight
>>7350839
Country's IP blocked + work + etc. I still like to poke my head in on bored evenings. See what has got the ponies talking. I do miss the screen caps from these threads.
5 hours later 7350865 Anonymous
>>7350855
Drawing anything fat with attractive features makes it look nice
real fat things are gross, animal or not
5 hours later 7350869 Anonymous
>tfw I like Ross' fat things
His Pinkie is just too cute...
5 hours later 7350871 Anonymous
>>7350855
Because thousands years of evolution didn't adapt for the possibility of you being attracted to them and didn't create nitpicking systems for desirable traits in them.
5 hours later 7350872 Anonymous
>>7350864
So what ahve you been writing?
5 hours later 7350873 Anonymous
>>7350862
You can choose to not act on them though.
5 hours later 7350877 Anonymous
BMI is still a good point of reference.
better than actual kilograms, anyway.
5 hours later 7350883 Anonymous
>>7350877
>>7350864
How does link
5 hours later 7350884 Anonymous
>>7350869
i can enjoy all of ross's art, except for the obese.
5 hours later 7350890 Anonymous
>>7350066
Does this seriously exist?
I'm not gay or anything, but curiousity is killing me. Got a link for this?
5 hours later 7350893 Anonymous (mime dew.png 2262x1596 450kB)
>>7350869
>>7350884
5 hours later 7350895 Anonymous (i-147001ed5637d0f43f2b0355eeac269c-FatDog.jpg 769x675 112kB)
>>7350865
>Never seen fat dogs
Trust me, it's cute.
5 hours later 7350897 Anonymous (1358012394678.png 186x163 32kB)
>>7350888
Apple Bloom
5 hours later 7350900 Anonymous
>>7350895
I fucking hate dogs.
5 hours later 7350902 Anonymous
>>7350890
It should be on that one porn site that combines lutload, xvideos, redtube and all those other porn video hosting sites together as one.
X-something or the other
5 hours later 7350905 SlyWit (SlyWit on the Tardis.jpg 699x909 160kB)
>>7350872
Chapter 17 is being edited right now. When it's done, I'll post it up.
After that, I'll be penning a script with the Pony In A Box radio plays, for a hereto unannounced project.
Oh, I guess I did make a scene contribution to their Daring Do series, too. That hasn't been released yet, but I'm looking really forward to the Griffin's Goblet.
5 hours later 7350906 Anonymous (almost.gif 400x224 1983kB)
>>7350888
dash_discovers_she_has_a_vagina.gif
5 hours later 7350907 Anonymous
>>7350902
x-hamster?
5 hours later 7350909 Anonymous
>>7350893
would be sweet is there was a "ross did everything wrong" version.
5 hours later 7350910 Anonymous
>>7350900
Dead to me
5 hours later 7350913 Anonymous (femsnips fat.png 367x700 152kB)
>>7350865
>Drawing anything fat with attractive features makes it look nice
I know, right!
5 hours later 7350915 Anonymous
>>7350913
Something about those tits bug me.
5 hours later 7350917 Anonymous (Fat-Cat.jpg 448x313 23kB)
>>7350907
Nope.
5 hours later 7350920 Anonymous
>>7350907
I think that's where I saw one of Amazing Ty's urethra fucking videos too.
5 hours later 7350923 Anonymous
>>7350902
xtube?
5 hours later 7350931 Anonymous
>>7350909
i lost the file after exporting it and don't feel like doing it again.
also: it looks like shit since i had nothing but photoshop around or something else that could handle vectors.
5 hours later 7350932 Anonymous
>>7350902
>>7350923
You can search using findtubes.com
5 hours later 7350937 Anonymous
>>7350910
Cats > Dogs
5 hours later 7350940 Anonymous
>>7350905
>Griffin's Goblet
>Keep reading it Gilbert Gottfried for some damn reason no matter what
5 hours later 7350942 Anonymous (1326067521129.jpg 475x475 40kB)
will mankind ever truly understand scrunch
5 hours later 7350943 Anonymous
>>7350902
I know the site is slutload, xvideos, xtube, xhampster, redtube, and porntube all in one, it's like a massive search engine which draws results from all the sites.
Or you could visit each one of those sites individually, and put in Docking, until yo find the sick fucks massive unsensitive slong in a pump
5 hours later 7350946 Anonymous
>>7350937
Mac / 10
5 hours later 7350954 Anonymous
>>7350943
What does docking have to do with it?
5 hours later 7350956 Anonymous
>>7350942
Human equivalent is a lowering of the corner of the lips. Prove me wrong.
5 hours later 7350962 Anonymous (fbf76d39ea57aa6927aabe363fc33c26.jpg 800x624 57kB)
>>7350942
Scrunch is a very complicated emotion that our feeble human minds will never understand unless Obama puts more funding into the scrunchology division of pony studies.
5 hours later 7350966 Anonymous
>>7350942
>not being able to scrunch
>in the glorious year of 2013
5 hours later 7350968 Anonymous
>>7350900
the major reason people hate dogs is because they see so many dogs who have shit owners.
anything in life that requires the smallest amount of effort means the average person will be terrible at it.
but with cats you dont have to do shit so its harder to fuck up.
5 hours later 7350970 Anonymous
>>7350954
That's the fetish or some shit.
Or was it sheathing?
IDK, I think he used the furry term for it.
5 hours later 7350973 SlyWit
>>7350940
Daring Do and Gilbert's Goblet: Gottfried edition.
5 hours later 7350977 Anonymous
>>7350968
That's because dogs are inherently stupid and have to be taught exactly how to behave and what to do.
Cats, on the other hand, are independent and will usually do as they please without relying on their owners.
5 hours later 7350979 Anonymous
>>7350973
FUND IT
5 hours later 7350984 Anonymous
>>7350942
>the guy who created scrunch is a genius and one of the main reasons the show is successful
>he will be forever unknown or rewarded properly for his work
5 hours later 7350989 Anonymous (1306393370234.png 973x719 511kB)
>>7350977
Making cats terrible pets
5 hours later 7350990 Anonymous
>>7350977
but a properly trained dog will be better than any cat
5 hours later 7350993 Anonymous
>>7350973
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
5 hours later 7350995 Anonymous (1349394815713.png 700x551 173kB)
5 hours later 7350999 Anonymous
>>7350989
But the things they often do as they please aren't a hindrance, especially if they are outdoor housecats, who sleep out sides and only come in the house for food or up to a certain point.
5 hours later 7351000 Anonymous
>>7350989
>implying cats aren't the best
>Implying there's nothing more adorable than a cat curling up in your lap, purring as you scratch behind its ears
What happened Apple bloom? You used to be cool.
5 hours later 7351003 Anonymous
>>7350995
This one really needs to try in a frilly crystal dress with white lingerie.
5 hours later 7351006 Anonymous
>>7350999
>who sleep out sides and only come in the house for food or up to a certain point.
Then what's the point?
5 hours later 7351007 Anonymous
>>7350995
I miss Klondork. I hope he's okay.
5 hours later 7351009 Anonymous
>>7351000
I've never encountered a cat that behaves this way
5 hours later 7351011 Anonymous
>>7351007
I HOPE HE HAS A GOOD DAMN EXCUSE
AND THE ONLY GOOD ONE IS WORKING ON THE GODDAMN GAME
IS IT TO MUCH TO ASK FOR HUGE ASS PONY TEXT ADVENTURE GAME
Also he was he here Friday
5 hours later 7351015 Anonymous
>>7351003
>frilly crystal lingerie.
>futa rarity in frilly crystal lingerie with a crystal boner
i need this
6 hours later 7351018 Anonymous
>>7351009
Only because you're an abusive owner.
6 hours later 7351023 Anonymous
>>7351009
Maybe cats just don't like you.
6 hours later 7351029 Anonymous
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6 hours later 7351033 Anonymous
>>7351009
The only shitty cat that I ever owned wasn't even mine. Had to take care of a friend's cat for 6 months.
Hated my guts and tried to scratch me as often as she could. But even then she still used to sometimes come to me and let me pet her and play for a bit.
6 hours later 7351034 Anonymous
>>7350989
No, meaning they are smarter and don't need you to babysit them. They are also cuter than dogs, and don't smell like shit.
6 hours later 7351038 Anonymous
i have had 3 cats in my life.
1 amazing cat who died young and 2 horrible awful cats who will live forever.
the kind who scratch and bite and shit and vomit everywhere. i am done with cats. my next pet will be a mini house mare, yes those exist and you can buy them pre-trained
6 hours later 7351039 Anonymous
>>7351029
Oh shit!
What will we do?!
Where will we go?!
6 hours later 7351041 Anonymous
Fuck you guys, /k/ agrees that dogs are better.
I've never heard of a housecat killing anyone.
6 hours later 7351042 Anonymous
>>7351033
My cat was an outdoor cat.
I still miss him.
Peter RIP ;_;
6 hours later 7351044 Anonymous
>>7351038
Even trained they still shit a lot
6 hours later 7351046 Anonymous
>>7351038
>pre-trained
for what?
6 hours later 7351048 Anonymous
>>7351038
>mini house mare, yes those exist and you can buy them pre-trained
HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS? YOU'RE TELLING ME I COULD BE LIVING OUT MY DREAMS OF OWNING A PONY RIGHT NOW?
6 hours later 7351050 Anonymous
>>7351041
They sleep on your face, and can suffocate you in your sleep.
6 hours later 7351053 Anonymous
>>7351038
>my next pet will be a mini house mare, yes those exist and you can buy them pre-trained
Seriously?
6 hours later 7351054 Anonymous
>>7351046
Blowjobs
6 hours later 7351056 Anonymous
>>7351044
thats what indoor horse diapers are for
6 hours later 7351057 Anonymous (1325261539372.png 717x679 97kB)
>>7351000
>Your cat doesn't lick you awake
>Your cat doesn't fetch your newspaper
>Your cat doesn't lay its head in your lap, looking at you with its big round eyes asking you for cuddles
>You will never know the joy that is a dumb friend that cares and is worried sick when you're sick
>Your cat won't run half your house down running to welcome you home, did it even miss you?
When you are gone, will your cat spend the rest of its life looking for you?
6 hours later 7351058 SlyWit
Cats are great for the sort of low maitenence, independant pet. I really enjoyed my old cat. When he was a kitten, he was a rambunctious ball of fluff who you could make go chase little mice or threads. Also, we developed a game of tag to play. When he was older, he was a lapwarmer while I did homework, purring away.
Dogs are great active, cooperative pets. They are a bit higher maitenence, but they respond to authority, crave it really, much better. I personally like to wrestle with dogs that are a bit more playful and higher energy.
This is in general, though. Individual pets will vary.
6 hours later 7351060 Anonymous
>>7351041
/k/ of all places would agree, cats are completely useless aside from being cute and /k/ probably doesn't find that an use
6 hours later 7351065 Anonymous
>>7351038
Is that a horse you can keen inside the house?
6 hours later 7351067 Anonymous
>>7351057
>When you are gone, will your cat spend the rest of its life looking for you?
>implying he won't
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joUactmWVQ4
6 hours later 7351071 Anonymous (guide horse.jpg 372x294 34kB)
shit is expensive though
6 hours later 7351073 Anonymous
>>7351067
Don't do this to me.
6 hours later 7351075 Anonymous
>>7351067
God damnit
6 hours later 7351081 Anonymous
>>7351067
How do you fucking revive someone by standing on them?
Dumb cat.
6 hours later 7351084 Anonymous
whenever you're ready
>>7351082
>>7351082
>>7351082
>>7351082
6 hours later 7351086 Anonymous
>>7351071
I changed my mind. I don't want one anymore.
6 hours later 7351097 Anonymous
>>7351057
>Your cat doesn't lick you awake
Why would I want that?
>Your cat doesn't fetch your newspaper
I don't subscribe to any newspapers.
>Your cat doesn't lay its head in your lap, looking at you with its big round eyes asking you for cuddles
Actually, cats do that.
>You will never know the joy that is a dumb friend that cares and is worried sick when you're sick
You got me there, but once again, why would I want them to be worried sick?
>Your cat won't run half your house down running to welcome you home, did it even miss you?
They may not do that, but they do often come seeking attention.
6 hours later 7351102 Anonymous
>>7351073
>>7351075
He tried to do that for 2 hours
8 hours later 7352523 Anonymous
>>7351057
>Your cat doesn't lick you awake
My old cat happened to drop things from my desk on my hand while I was sleeping. I learned to not having heavy things anywhere near the edge...
>Your cat doesn't fetch your newspaper
In 2013 come on...
>Your cat doesn't lay its head in your lap, looking at you with its big round eyes asking you for cuddles
Wrong.
>You will never know the joy that is a dumb friend that cares and is worried sick when you're sick
Last time when I was laying on bed with 40C degrees fever my cat was laying next to me every night.
>Your cat won't run half your house down running to welcome you home, did it even miss you?
Oh come on. Both of them always come to welcome whoever just came. If it's me or someone from family they come closer. If it's someone stranger they just look from the edge of other room.
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