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2013-01-01 04:12 7007284 An Irish Nomad Anon in Equestria thread 548 (1356076845814.png 1600x1500 404kB)
Old thread >>6982026 Forum: http://theanonsofequestria.freeforums.org/index.php Thread archives: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/wcmx6hd2fkcfy1q/jloKD7pJTX Active list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX Master list: http://pastebin.com/xGf9RcL9 Wiki: http://anoninequestria.wikia.com/wiki/Anon_in_Equestria_Wiki >rope's thread archive, 353 and up: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0

1 min later 7007302 Anonymous
Parking.

1 min later 7007310 Maverick
parked

2 min later 7007312 Vhatug
>>7007101 Basically, someone without genitals. All that's left of the vagoo is a small hole to piss. Anon x pony of your choice if you write it. Reasons for lacking any endowments can be defect causing it to be removed at birth, cancer or something causing the same, or just said mare's fetish, or something along those lines. >Day Nullo in Equestria. >Enjoying a box of delicious gorilla munch when there's a knock at the door. >It's Fluttershy, like always. >Before you can even respond she flies up to your face and showcases her mareho... Fluttershy, what happened to you? >Her vagoo is gone, there's simply...nothing where it once was. >All in all, it actually reminds you of that gelding in town who has no shame. >Except she still has crotchtits instead of a dick. >"Do you like it Anon? I had to go all the way to Manehatten to find a doctor who would do it." D..did you really? >"Yep!" She beams proudly. Is it...permanent? >"Mmmhm" She happily nods. >"So Anon, are nullified mares your fetish?" >You answer in the only way you're now able. >By grabbing her and rushing to your bedroom to start your new career as a professional doughnut glazer. >It's a full week before you even take a break from >Fucking Fluttershy.

3 min later 7007331 Anonymous
Threadly reminder that OneTripPony confirmed that he wasn't dead on Christmas.

4 min later 7007359 An Irish Nomad
Parking like a faggot who has nothing to post. Working on grouchy skellington Anon, and by "working" I mean I'm staring at Word for 5 hours before calling it quits.

5 min later 7007373 Anonymous (Deus Ex- Human Implication.jpg 250x250 23kB)
>>7007359 >parking even though you're the one who posted the thread

6 min later 7007383 Kvetha If You'll Plunk My Magic Twanger I'll Let You Play with my Ding Dongs
>>7007312 Sorry, but I don't know how good I'd be at something like that. Its feels too... weird. >7007099 >”Anon, are you sure its supposed to do that?” Trixie says, as you once again nudge her clit. >A melodious tune drifts out of her dripping marehood. “I don't think its supposed to... Let me try something.” >You poke and prod it, moving her clit this way and that. >”Um.. Anon?” “Anon the what?” >Her face instantly goes red. >”Anon... the great and powerful...” “That's better.” The tune continues, changing pitch and tone as you try different techniques. >”Anon, the great and powerful...,” she moans. “Yes?” >”If you keep doing that... I'm going to...,” and she lets out a squeaking sound as she orgasms. >You however, take no notice as you have managed to play Paint it Black on Trixie's clitoris. “This is freakin awesome! Do you know how much money we could make doing this at parties, or putting on shows?” >Trixie lays on her back panting. >”Well, I have been looking for a new trick to add to the show.” >You grab her by the vag, and lift her into the air. “WE SHALL BE THE GREATEST MUSICIANS WHO EVER LIVED!” End.

7 min later 7007399 Anonymous
Tripfags in Equestria.

8 min later 7007418 Bolding
Parking, writing, 99.9% chance of masturbation.

9 min later 7007434 An Irish Nomad (1354092280494.png 164x294 80kB)
>>7007373

9 min later 7007436 Anonymous
>parking without a picture of a tank >parking without any picture at all dissapointing

12 min later 7007485 Maverick Some Snow related Pun
posting this because why not... >It's cold. >So very cold >The ground is soft and wet, you open your eyes and inhale sharply like you've never breathed until this moment >There's fresh snow all around you and it's still falling from the sky onto your face >You turn to get up but your hand cant find the ground in the deep snow >As you lift your body, the pain in your leg sends your crumbling into the snow again >You want to cradle the wound but as you move your hands down your leg you stop, the pain is too much >You try to gauge the damage just by looking and while your jeans are doing a good job of obstructing your injured leg, but it doesn't hide the fact the snow around it has been stained a deep red. “Oh god...” >You franticly twist round looking for help, unfortunately only the nearby trees are there in your time of need. >You push your self up again through the snow gritting your teeth hard enough bite through metal >You begin to hobble towards the closest tree, one, which appears to have a creepy face carved into it >You of course don't give a fuck about what the tree looks like as you slump down beside it >You take in your surroundings >You are in the middle of a damn forest >It's snowing at blizzard levels >And your leg is damaged pretty fucking badly >You ever so carefully roll the jeans up to look at your leg, the sight alone makes you heave. >What you assume is your shin bone has broken through the skin and is now exposed to the elements >Who knew bones where really that white? >Adrenaline starts to pump through your body >You need help, ASAP >You've never really been the outdoors type, sure, you've watched a few of those Bear Gyrlls vids but you never thought you'd have to use them >First things first. >You snap down one of the tree branches to have as a makeshift walking stick >Anything to ease the burden on your leg >You test it by putting your weight into it >It'll do for now 1/

13 min later 7007505 Maverick
>>7007485 >You look around for a direction to head off in, all you see is trees and more trees >And snow, can't forget the snow. >You wish you could though, every flake that hits your face is like a needle “Need to move, keep blood flowing, stay warm.” >You decide on a direction, the trees looked less packed in that way >Maybe that was the forest edge? >Ten minutes later >You're breathing in raging gasps >The snow has hindered your progress terribly, and to top it off, you might be heading deeper into the forest for all you know >Good news >Your leg is now completely numb, no more pain >That’s' probably bad news actually, at the very least, it's never a good sign. >More good news >The trees did in fact thin out to reveal a snowed over field, the forest edge is now behind you leaving you to walk alone in this massive barren snow tundra >The snow is deeper here it's now up to your knees (and consequently your injury) >Even if you lift your leg up it's still going to brush against the top of the snow >You need to press on, you have to, the only alternative is to die in the snow >And you are not going to die >You're stubborn like that. >You lift your good leg >And plunge it into the snow moving forward >Three minutes later >You can't take much more of this, those trees where a blessing in disguise, least when you where in the forest you could rest up against one of them and catch your breath and regain your composure >There is a silver lining in this icy wasteland >You saw a cart, an honest to god horse drawn cart >It was way to far away to notice you and in your weakened state your voice could never have reached him >But carts don't travel through deep snow. >That means there is a path >You packed all your remaining strength into reaching that path 2/

13 min later 7007510 Anonymous
>>7007383 I like this.

14 min later 7007522 Aether (1346358659603.jpg 800x800 64kB)
Happy new years in an hour and a half you sick horse fuckers!

14 min later 7007526 Kvetha
>>7007510 Glad you approve.

14 min later 7007527 Maverick
>>7007505 >Fuck the pain, fuck the snow, fuck your frozen leg >You. Are. Reaching. That road. >It took a few tries, you fell down more than once burying your crapped out leg into the snow leaving drops of blood as you lift it up to continue >Your tears of pain had frozen on your face, you have no body heat left, your breathing out ice >You've convinced yourself your losing your leg, hypothermia, frostbite or some shit, either way it doesn't matter >You never liked that leg anyway, old lefty however never let you down. >You choke up and punch at the snow. >You're crying again >You could just lie down here and let it come, it wouldn't take long. >... >Someone must love you. >Another cart is coming >You're about fifty yards from the path, you can make it >With new found energy, you practically burst forward. >Jacked up Kenyans would be jealous. >You make it to the path, you lost your stick somewhere in the tundra, doesn't matter anymore >The nice man in the cart will help you now >You throw up your arms and shout with all your might “P-please HELP!” >Your scream is pitiful, but the driver seemed to get the message. >The cart is slowly coming out of the blizzards mist you can see it's silhouette and sort of make out the details >There's the wagon, with one of those old western style roofs on it, there's the hors- oh pony, pulling it. >The driver must be inside, wise considering the weather. >“WHAT ARE YOU?” the driver asked, it was very gruff voice, muffled by the blizzard “M-my n-name is Anon...” >You can barely stand, now this guy wants to play twenty questions with you? >”THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED BUDDY.” >What? “What?!” >“WHAT. ARE. YOU?” >Fucking hell, fine play along Anon “I'm.. i'm hu-human.” >The rush has worn off now you slump to your one good leg, hands still raised above your head >Kinda looks like you're surrendering. >The pony pulling the cart begins to trot towards you. >It stops about five feet in front of your face

15 min later 7007544 Maverick
>>7007505 >Fuck the pain, fuck the snow, fuck your frozen leg >You. Are. Reaching. That road. >It took a few tries, you fell down more than once burying your crapped out leg into the snow leaving drops of blood as you lift it up to continue >Your tears of pain had frozen on your face, you have no body heat left, your breathing out ice >You've convinced yourself your losing your leg, hypothermia, frostbite or some shit, either way it doesn't matter >You never liked that leg anyway, old lefty however never let you down. >You choke up and punch at the snow. >You're crying again >You could just lie down here and let it come, it wouldn't take long. >... >Someone must love you. >Another cart is coming >You're about fifty yards from the path, you can make it >With new found energy, you practically burst forward. >Jacked up Kenyans would be jealous. >You make it to the path, you lost your stick somewhere in the tundra, doesn't matter anymore >The nice man in the cart will help you now >You throw up your arms and shout with all your might “P-please HELP!” 3/

16 min later 7007559 Kvetha (twilight_sparkle_rage_by_lightningscaresme-d4c7eqz.jpg 395x317 54kB)
>>7007544

16 min later 7007562 Anonymous
I'll try to post my oneshot after Maverick finishes whatever he's doing. Wanna get it out before New Years.

16 min later 7007564 Denvernon (ron.png 320x368 178kB)
Parking Writing not giving a fuck about the new year

16 min later 7007571 Maverick
>>7007544 i fucked that up sorry >Your scream is pitiful, but the driver seemed to get the message. >The cart is slowly coming out of the blizzards mist you can see it's silhouette and sort of make out the details >There's the wagon, with one of those old western style roofs on it, there's the hors- oh pony, pulling it. >The driver must be inside, wise considering the weather. >“WHAT ARE YOU?” the driver asked, it was very gruff voice, muffled by the blizzard “M-my n-name is Anon...” >You can barely stand, now this guy wants to play twenty questions with you? >”THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED BUDDY.” >What? “What?!” >“WHAT. ARE. YOU?” >Fucking hell, fine play along Anon “I'm.. i'm hu-human.” >The rush has worn off now you slump to your one good leg, hands still raised above your head >Kinda looks like you're surrendering. >The pony pulling the cart begins to trot towards you. >It stops about five feet in front of your face >It's tiny, you're on your knees and you are eye level with it. >”What is it daddy?” a girly voice from inside the wagon perks up >A little ponies head pops out of a little flap at the front >The.. ponies are in the cart? >What? >The pony in front of your frozen face turns his head to look at the little baby pony >It's mouth moves. >”Get back inside honey.” >His head then turns back to you >It just talked. >Brain.exe has performed an illegal action and must close. restart [y]/[n]

17 min later 7007581 Maverick
>>7007571 >You literately can't deal with this new situation and turn to flee back into the safety of the forest >With no energy you stumble and fall before you can even lift your good leg >You sit in the fetal position as the pony comes to your side, he tilts his head so both your faces are at the same angle >It looks into your eyes. “Pl-please... help me... my leg. Please... i-i- I don't w-want to d-die.” >You begin mumbling as you lie in the snow >Your eyelids are closing, you command all your will into keeping them open >The pony takes one look at your leg and unstraps himself and drags you round the back of the wagon. >“Honey open up the back NOW!” >No sooner said than done you hear a latch open, a ramp plops down. >The canvas roofing at the back flaps open in the blizzard. >You can tell he was trying to be careful, but he painful drags you into the warm yellow glow of the inside of the wagon

17 min later 7007592 Maverick
>>7007581 >Pleasure an pain in equal measure >The warmth of the wagon, the pain of your leg >”Grit your teeth and bare it, we're almost at Ponyville buddy they have a hospital there, you'll be fine.” >”What is that thing daddy?” >The little pony looks you >”It said it was a 'umen. sweety, don't touch it's leg it's in a nasty way.” “Human...” >You barely manage to squeak out, both the ponies look at you, but the big one grunts and exits the wagon >”'Uman?” the young one says, a smile that could warm the coldest heart (lucky for you seeing as you practically evolved into a cold blooded creature in the last couple hours) “Human... human...” >You keep repeating it. As you feel the wagon begin to move again. >That's it.. >You're safe. >You can sleep now and rest your weary leg >“What's your name mister?” >You catch once last look of the pony as your eyes close “My, name is Anon.” should i contunie this?

18 min later 7007608 Anonymous
Bring back mech Assault...

18 min later 7007616 Kvetha
>>7007592 I, for one, am interested.

19 min later 7007629 Anonymous
>>7007526 I thought toward the end the character was going to jam his fist up Trixie's vag00 and start working her twitching body like a Muppet, but an orgasm is fine too.

20 min later 7007646 Anonymous
>>7007592 Yes

21 min later 7007657 Kvetha
>>7007629 Im still new. Give me a few weeks to get into the wired stuff.

21 min later 7007665 Maverick (hejibits085.png 164x164 5kB)
>>7007616 >>7007646 Yay~

22 min later 7007671 Anonymous
>>7007592 >should i contunie this? DO IT FAGORT

22 min later 7007679 ImperiusDictatio (I only need to slap your shit once.jpg 272x200 17kB)
Parking Writing Lurking

22 min later 7007683 Kamina
>>7007592 You better

24 min later 7007712 Kvetha
>>7007683 I want to write something funny now. Anybody got an idea? If not, I'll think of something.

26 min later 7007757 Maverick
>>7007683 >>7007671 well, guess i'm forgoing sleep tonight hooray for writers liking my stuff!

26 min later 7007758 ZeldaStep
Okay, I thonk Mavericks done. Right...? Anyway, am Anon last thread requested this. I would have posted but Hatebit flooded the thread and then I pussied out. >Day This Bitch is Crazy in Equestria. >You are Rarity, and that brute Anonymous had told p0nies you dye your mane! >*scoff* The nerve! What you do to your mane is nop0nies business. Still, you can't help but wonder how he knew... >You made sure you were alone everytime you dyed your mane. And it only takes a quick spell, so he couldn't have just seen you do it! >H-he must have been spying! Oooooh, that BRUTE! You'd give him a good piece of your mind when you next saw him! >You calm yourself, you had ruined what you were working on in your fit of rage. You sigh, now you had to start all over. >Not that you had gotten much done anyway, you'd been focused with thoughts of Anonymous ever since he dared make the claim in front of all those p0nies. >He hadn't said how he knew but he sounded so sure that the other p0nies almost believed him! >Good thing you had shot down his rumors quickly. You had managed to keep a level head and act natural. >But, didn't he know you could get in trouble for something such as this? No, of course he wouldn't know. >He still hadn't gotten accustomed to life here at P0nyville. He didn't know that dyeing your mane was against the laws in Equestria. >The opening of your door breaks you from your thoughts. You put down your 'work' and head to the front door. >When you see who it is you practically growl. But, your a lady. Ladies do not growl. You give him a glare instead. "Anonymous." >"Rarity."

28 min later 7007778 Anonymous
>>7007757 >writers >s

30 min later 7007814 Maverick
>>7007778 i have a talent for messing up simple things

31 min later 7007831 ZeldaStep
>>7007758 >He seems unaffected by your glare. He even seems to be challenging it with a look of his own! "What could you possibly want after todays display?" >You have to rein in your voice so you don't start shouting right off the bat. You must keep your composure! >He seems to shrink a bit when you mention this morning. But his stance is fixed within a moment. >"I...I wanted to apoligize." >You can't hide the shock from your face, even as your 'inner lady' scolds you for being so easily shocked. >He doesn't give you a moment to recover as he continues. >"It was rude of me to expose you to the other p0nies. You should have the right to tell them yourself." >You recover in time to feel some anger drizzle back as he speaks. He still insists on this?! Still, you bring it under control. "Well, yes, you were rather uncouth this morning. But are you still insisting I dye my mane? -scoff- You are simply not capable of understanding things, yes?" >His eyes flare, you seem to have sparked something within him. You feel your own rage trickle out. >"Look, I came here to apoligize but if you're not going to admit that you're lying, I'll just leave." "Maybe that'd be the best option! You clearly do not know what you are talking about! Why are you so bent on insisting I dye my mane?" >"Because you do! I saw you do it! Your little spell thingy, the anxious looks around to make sure noone is watching. Why can't you just admit it and be done with it?!" >So he was watching you! But, how? Your spell made sure there were no p0nies aroun- Buck. >That's where you messed up. The spell you cast to check your surroundings only alerts you to p0nies within range. >Anonymous is a human and wouldn't set off your spell. You can't hold back your seething rage now.

33 min later 7007843 Anonymous
Still waiting for artful Any day now would be fucking awesome...

34 min later 7007883 Bastinator (just try and stop me.jpg 500x480 44kB)
Parking.

36 min later 7007908 ZeldaStep (1356841475632.gif 640x360 3090kB)
>>7007831 "ANONYMOUS, you DARE spy upon a lady while she tends to her PERSONAL matters?! What I do is my business, you need not stick your muzzle in it!" >He seems to step back a bit from your outburst. You had used a volume spell to make it seem like your voice was almost as loud as the Royal Canterlot Voice. >"What's it matter Rarity? Its not like they'll kill you for dyeing your mane!" >Right as he says those words your door is bucked down. >A group of Royal guards trot in and surround you. You dare not fight them, your situation is bad enough as is. >"W-wait what's going on? Why are you guys here?" >You give Anonymous a deadpan glare. "Dyeing your mane is against the Equestrian laws. You exposed me, I hope your proud." >Anonymous' face turns to horror as the guards carry you out the door and to Canterlot, where you will face your punishment. >You manage to shout one last thing before Anonymous is out of earshot. "BUCK YOU ANONYMOUS, BRUTE!" >You hope he's happy. >The princess ends up locking you in the dungeons, only to be freed if the Elements of Harmony are needed once again. >Today was a 'Fuck Canon' day. And thats it. Pastebin is here, http://pastebin.com/iSeXCNi1 Comments? Tips? Trolls? And I'm done writing for this year.

38 min later 7007939 Hatebit
>>7007712 Anon is a livestock helper robot that has to adjust to life in p0nyville. All the stallions are interested in his "milking" equipment. Anon is the bovine serial killer, because he cannot beat his beef addiction. Lyra starts a human fan club and creeps out everyone by making an Anon suit and walking around in it. Reposting some ideas I've seen in thread.

38 min later 7007950 Maverick
>>7007908 i laughed, didn't expect that

39 min later 7007958 Navarone
>>7007908 Mayor Mare dyes her mane. No one arrested her.

39 min later 7007967 Kvetha
>>7007908 I lol'd

40 min later 7007971 NoLongerAnon
And Brainhorn said we wouldn't even make it to November! In your face Bronham, in you fucking face!

41 min later 7007995 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon Update (1344573472674.jpg 760x800 111kB)
New SAAiE chapter tomorrow for the new year. I should've posted a long time ago, but I never did because I was distracted with the Arkham series. I'm sorry. I love you guys.

42 min later 7008020 Vhatug
>>7007712 Anon is a world class chef capable of cooking almost anything from even the most low grade ingredients. When he finds himself living with Rarity, he figures she at least has a refined palate, only to discover her secret shame is an insatiable appetite for cheap, greasy, fried and fast foods. Which she tries to get him to make constantly.

43 min later 7008029 guest_2570331 (plot1.png 620x272 8kB)
Working on writing mood. Got a plot from a plot generator. Set sails for crappy oneshot. Improvising the 'tapping' of a phone due to equestria >Morning. >You shake your head and get up. >Today, you're going to do something terrible. >Today, you break a Pinkie promise. -- >You stand in the shower, water hitting your back. >Thoughts drift back to the topic of your plans, and their beginning circumstances. >When you first arrived in Equestria, you were a bit disconnected. >A few pones were able to get through to you, Like Twilight and Dash. >And, of course, Pinkie Pie. >All of your new friends helped you adjust, but Pinkie specificity went out of her way to do so. >You were grateful of it, but recently, you and Pinkie had a bit of a falling out. >Rather, she had gotten on your nerves just a bit too much. >And in your misguided anger, you may have yelled a bit too loud in telling her off. >Indeed, by the time you had finished, everyone in the bakery was staring at you. >You certainly didn't mean to go off on her, but every time you tried to make it up to her, she ran off. >You couldn't talk to her, and none of the other friends wanted to get in the middle of it. >They didn't want to take sides, they said. It's between you two. >They are right, of course. This was your problem to solve. >And in your desperation, you did what you'd never done before. You promised Pinkie you'd help her bake. >You've always thought of Pinkie as best in small doses. But in an effort to be her friend again, you agreed to it. >Shortly afterward, you overheard the Cakes talking. >Apparently, you'd hurt Pinkie more than you knew.

44 min later 7008040 guest_2570331
>>7008029 >The thought of losing a friend was apparently something awful in her eyes, and the idea that it was her fault doubly so. >So here you stand, a coward of a man. No way can you look her in the eyes after all you did. >Much less bake alongside her. No, you just can't show up. You don't know what to do. >You finish up your shower and dress for the day. After a quick breakfast of an apple, you grab your phone. >You were lucky enough to have a solar charger for the phone on hand when you arrived. >And ever since that day, you've been using it as a sort of journal. >It was like a safety blanket to you. The last remaining piece of your world you had, >The one thing that tethered you to humanity was a small piece of technology obsolete before it was built. >As you write down your thoughts for the day, yo place it back on the window still. >The phone can't charge while in your pocket, nor does the solar charger work well at night. >Thus, the phone sits at home regularly. >You grab your shoes and head out the front door. >Maybe some walking will do you good. Maybe you can think of a way to salvage the friendship. >Maybe you'll just send her a cupcake with 'Sorry' written on it, and scrap the whole thing as a lesson in life. – >You are Rainbow Dash. >And you're stopping by Anon's house to wake him up. >He's finally going to make up with Pinkie. Now you can all enjoy cupcakes at Sugarcube Corner again. >Not to mention they've both been real angsty about the whole thing.

44 min later 7008045 ZeldaStep
>>7007958 Does she? Oh well, I just fucked around with the ending. Im sure even if it was illegal, Celestia wouldn't throw Rarity in the dungeon either.

44 min later 7008056 guest_2570331
>>7008040 >Twilight said not to get involved, that it wasn't your place. But none of that matters now. >You knock a few time on the door, but don't get any reply. >That's weird, usually Anon at least yells something. His shower's not running either. >You open the door, thankful that he's followed everyp0ne else's example of not locking the door. >All the lights are out, and a quick check reveals his bed is empty. >You look around again, making certain he's not home. Then head over to his phone thing. >He showed this off to Twilight once. The glass screen works by touching it. >Then, one drunken evening, you caught a glimpse of the shape that unlocks it. >Hooves were too big, of course, but your wing tips are not. You've found that he keeps a diary in it. >Maybe he wrote where he went? – >You're still walking along the edge of the Everfree. >It's been a few hours now, and you still don't have a solution. >You feel awful about skiping out on Pinkie, but you just can't bring yourself to imagine talking to her. >So you just continue along, kicking rocks every few steps and feeling more like the asshole you are with each passing minute. >Along the tree line, a wave of birds fly off, spooked by something. >Before you can even begin to contemplate this, you hear a high-pitched whistle of air, and are sharply knocked off your feet. >You roll to the side to sit up and are met with the angriest face you've ever seen Dash make.

46 min later 7008088 Anonymous
>>7007958 According to John Joseco , Celestia uses the same shampoo as Rainbow Dash.

46 min later 7008089 guest_2570331
>>7008056 >”What. The. Flying. Fuck, Anon? You finally get a chance to fix everything and you're skipping out?” >You blink. “How did you know I wa-” Your sentence is stopped by the punctuation of a hoof meeting your face. >”Don't even start. Don't you know what you mean to her? Don't you know how much she likes you?” “I like her too, she's a good friend.” You protest. “But I-” >”Man, you're dense.” Cut off again. Dash rubs her forehead. “No, screw what Twilight said, I'm ending this now.” >Before you can protest, Dash rushes behind you and bites down on the collar of your shirt. With a quick tug, you're airborne. >You notice a short window that you can just slip out of your shirt and roll- Its gone. You're now too high up. >You suddenly lurch forwards as Dash picks up speed, heading straight for the bakery. >The wind becomes too much, and you can't keep your eyes open. >A second lurch comes from behind as the pegasus dumps her speed, before promptly letting go. >You feet hit the ground, but the speed you retained keeps you off balance and you stumble into the door, knocking it open. >Inside, you note an empty bakery, save for one pink p0ny with her head on the counter. A stack of baking utensils and supplies sits on the end. >Oh god, she was really looking forwards to this. >”Sorry, the bakery's closed for the weeken-” Pinkie stops as she looks up and sees you. >Her face lighs up near instantly as she no less than rushes straight towards you and near-tackles you in a hug. “Anon! You came! You came!” Her excitement rubs off a bit, and you return the hug lightly. >She finally releases you, and gives you the biggest smile you've ever seen. “Heh, yeah. Don't think I could miss it even if I tried.” >You glance back at the door, but the pegasus is nowhere to be seen. >”Come on, lets get started” Pinkie bounces off towards the kitchen. >You watch after her, before closing the door and following.

48 min later 7008126 guest_2570331
>>7008089 >For all you were worried about, and all you hated yourself for, Pinkie seems to just be happy that you're here. >And to her credit, she tones down the crazy just a bit. >And you know what? Maybe baking with Pinkie could be fun after all. three lines too long for that last post.

49 min later 7008169 Anonymous
>>7008088 John joseco can go die in a fire

51 min later 7008196 Maverick
>>7008126 i like it.

51 min later 7008208 Anonymous
>>7008126 Well...that was shit.

52 min later 7008225 Anonymous
>>7008126 >Maybe baking with Pinkie could be fun after all. Probably more fun than getting baked with Pinkie.

52 min later 7008229 guest_2570331
>>7008196 >>7008208 Admiration and rejection. My life is now complete.

54 min later 7008265 Anonymous
>>7008229 Wait! I haven't made a threat against your life yet!

56 min later 7008291 Anonymous (1305361747513.jpg 473x600 166kB)
>>7007522 Have you finished those errands?

57 min later 7008311 Creeper Jones (1345522037867.png 803x679 356kB)
>>7008126 >>7008208 I thought this was really good, especially considering it was from a generator.

57 min later 7008326 Maverick127
i guess seeing as i plan to continue that snow related story, I've set my self up with a pastebin happy new year to me.

58 min later 7008344 Anonymous
>>7008225 >implying I wouldn't get baked with Pinkie as soon as she said she had some weed.

58 min later 7008348 Anonymous
>>7007679 Morgoth or Evil Overlord in Equestria? >Captcha: trusted Buler

58 min later 7008351 guest_2570331
>>7008265 Threat? Against my life? Oh dear, I better get writing if I'm to finish anything before my untimely death. >>7008311 Thanks. Just an exercise to get into the spirit of things.

1 hours later 7008443 Anonymous
>>7008344 >implying it'd be remotely safe to be near a character who used cartoon logic and cartoon physics to interact with the world, and who was now intoxicated

1 hours later 7008547 Anonymous
>>7008443 Twilight would be dangerous enough. She might get paranoid and turn you into a toad and be too freaked out to turn you back. But Pinkie, Pinkie would be saying "I just know you've got warmth in your heart, Anonymous" and then she'd pop out of your chest in a spray of blood like a pink pony alien chestburster.

1 hours later 7008580 Anonymous
>>7008443 >Implying Pinkie isn't constantly intoxicated >Implying Pinkie's powers don't stem from her intoxication >Implying Pinkie herself isn't a Schedule 1 aerosol narcotic

1 hours later 7008590 Anonymous
>>7007908 >"Dyeing your mane is against the Equestrian laws." Enforced by the Herbivore Police.

1 hours later 7008614 HippyPony
reporting. Fresh bottle of whiskey and probably playing some drunken games with friends, but other than that I may be able to jot something down.

1 hours later 7008617 An Irish Nomad
Just gonna leave this here. http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html?p=50e26459e4b0c066f1c558d e

1 hours later 7008739 Anonymous (pony_souls_by_asavarkul-d49k7hi.jpg 900x998 156kB)
>>7008617 Three guesses, and the first two don't count

1 hours later 7008764 Anonymous (29018.jpg 460x347 171kB)
i posted a story i was working on a few days ago, and got a few pointers. re-did the beginning and added in parts i was saving so it would make more sense. if anyone is interested... http://pastebin.com/gTjEhqpZ

1 hours later 7008783 Anonymous
>>7008764 its at 11k words now, so its kind of long at this point.

1 hours later 7008906 Cool Guy
Besides Bros in Equestria, are there any other stories that involve multiple anons?

1 hours later 7008968 Anonymous
>>7008590 That influence my oneshot heavily. Esspecially sinice I had just read that oneshot about Twilight eating chicken soup. I had hoped no one would notice. Okay, I lied. I'll be working on another oneshot/series of oneshot now that we seem to be talking about it. Be back with that later.

1 hours later 7009002 An Irish Nomad (1354218998645.png 499x393 20kB)
>>7008739 Its not going to win the poll.

1 hours later 7009070 Anonymous
>>7009002 Good, we've had enough dark souls stuff. It's like the new warhammer.

1 hours later 7009211 Shade (The only good Mary Sue it's not duke.jpg 322x407 61kB)
>>7009002 Clearly this thread needs to praise the sun more

1 hours later 7009217 Bastinator Evolved Anon: Chapter 9 (1332210494587.png 1920x1080 2046kB)
>You help Rarity over a log, earning a thanks in the process. >”Why don’t you help us as well,” Twilight prods as she and others reach the very same log. “Because Rarity needs my help all the time.” *smack* “What? It’s true.” >And another smack for the wall. >The others scale the impossibly trivial obstacle with your assistance. >You’re starting to have second thoughts about allowing them to tag along at all. >The things out here almost kill you and that’s no easy feat. >Keeping an eye on them will be your top priority. >You’ll not lose them to any beast within these parts. >Leading them, you find yourself at a vast bog, the mud slick and waiting for the right moment to suck you in, the water the same, but in liquid form. >You pull out your book and run through it. >”W-what does it say?” Fluttershy asks timidly. “We’ve got a whole mess of things in these parts. Crocodiles, Mosquitoes, Mud Pits, Hydras, the works.” >”We can take them,” Rainbow boasts in confidence. >”Let’s be careful y’all,” Applejack states. “I agree. It doesn’t say anything about wheel skeletons though so we should be alright.” >”Wheel skeletons?” Rarity asks. “They’re like skeletons, but on wheels with spikes on them and they charge at you.” >”Celestia, how horrifying.” “At least the Everfree forest isn’t that cruel.” >”We’ll see about that,” Twilight replies. >In truth she’s correct, there’s no telling what this place holds. >For all you know there’s wheel skeletons her too, but now they’re on fire. >A hilarious and terrifying thought all in one.

1 hours later 7009228 Bastinator Evolved Anon: Chapter 9
>>7009217 >You scan the waters as you traverse the edge of the swamp. >You’re sturdy enough to survive a gruesome mauling, but one of them. >Rarity smiles when you look to her. >They’re not as lucky. >Once you sense the coast is clear you sink to the ground. >You can faintly pick up his scent over the swamp’s natural odor. >He’s been a few days ahead of you but by the age of these tracks it seems he’s decided to stick around. >They lead towards the cliff’s base off in the distance. >Something’s off about that place. You can feel it in your bones. “I think I found him. You all stay here. I can take care of him myself.” >Rarity gasps, “I did not trek through such dreadful terrain to watch you get hurt. We’re not going anywhere.” >The others agree with her, seems you’re stuck with them. “Just be careful.” >You drop into the murky waters of the swamp and Rarity almost screams. >”How could you?!” “It’ll wash out.” >”By hoof! Have you any idea how long it’ll take to wash out?” “Umm, a week?” >”Try two.” “I think you can knock that down to two.” >”I loathe you.” “Love ya too.” >Her face burns scarlet, “What?” “N-Nothing.” >Not the time or place for that.

1 hours later 7009238 Bastinator Evolved Anon: Chapter 9
>>7009228 >Applejack jumps on in, splashing the others with a brown rain earning yet another squeal. >You hold your arms out to Rarity. “Would you care for a ferry?” >”As a matter of fact I would,” she says sliding into your arms. >”Me too!” Pinkie exclaims leaping on your back. “Jesus fuck!” you scramble to regain balance while keeping Rarity out of the water. >”Right, lean right!” >You finally get both feet back on the ground and breathe a sigh of relief, Pinkie’s head slowly coming into view from above. >”Weee?” “Never again.” >She frowns, but she smiles happily when you boop her on the nose. “Kidding.” >”Better not be,” Rarity sneers as she inspects her mane. >You slowly traverse the waters, a dense fog cutting out light from above. >The limbs of the trees seem to reach towards you whenever they can. >Rarity holds your arm tighter the further you go and you can’t blame her. >Not many dare venture this deep you imagine, with the threat of death and all. >It’s an oddity that such a place even exists at all. >You use your arm as a bridge as Rarity moves back onto dryer land. >The others work their way out with your assistance, the bog almost pulling in an attempt to keep them in. >Not on your watch, they go Bog Free. >They shake the muck off their hooves as you breach the water, the grime pulling away from your cloth unnaturally. >This earns a few stares from your friends, but they keep quiet about it. >It’s not like your suspicious already. >Oh wait…

1 hours later 7009248 Cool Guy (cCf7T.gif 400x400 1282kB)
>>7008906

1 hours later 7009250 Bastinator Evolved Anon: Chapter 9
>>7009238 >Twilight walks closely as you put a gap between the group, “When do you plan on telling them?” “It doesn’t matter when I say it. They’re here. They’re going to see it.” >”Couldn’t you hold back a little? You could play it off as being strong or-“ “I’m getting rid of this creature, all of it. Beating around the bush led to its escape in the first place. I won’t fail yet again.” >She nods, “I’ll do what I can to calm them down if they- overreact.” “I appreciate that.” >Your ears pick up a faint shuffling coming up ahead and you stop the group. >”It’s trapped,” Twilight says, “I think we can keep it there long enough to-“ “Not this time,” you reply interrupting her. >”What is it?” >The manticore walks out, tail at the ready, his transformation complete displaying his bare reddened muscles. >And he’s got two more next to him. “He made some friends.” >They’re not manticores anymore, just some good ol’ brawlers with a few additions. >Maulers… >You push Twilight back towards the others and raise your fists. >The Maulers growl to one another and the lead one bows its head to charge. >You bulge your muscles and prepare for him. >”Come on ya big oaf!” Applejack yells at your side. >”Please do hurry up so we can escape this dreadful place,” Rarity adds with a bit more tact. “This isn’t your fight,” you growl as the others come to your aid. >”We’d never leave a friend alone,” Twilight says. >You hide the smile on your face and turn back to the Mauler pack. “Then let’s do this by the books, just for you.” >The Mauler pack’s leader raises his head fearfully and steps backwards, the others quick to follow. >”Even they don’t like these odds,” Dash boasts. >But that’s because they see what only you hear. >The drip of water back into the swamp.

1 hours later 7009262 Bastinator Evolved Anon: Chapter 9
>>7009250 >You whirl around in time to see a body crash back into the dirt, half its body gnawed off as it struggles to regenerate. >”What was- AHHH!” >You cover Rarity’s eyes from the gruesome view, pints of blood gushing out of the Mauler’s open belly. “Twilight find a cave and hide.” >”What could’ve-“ “Twilight!” you yell in no mood for detective. >She sees what danger you’re in and finally takes your advice, ”Let’s go girls. Come on! Rarity!” >Rarity pulls on your sleeve, “Let’s go Anon.” “No such luck I’m afraid.” >”Anon please…” >The water ripples signaling the few moments you have left as the Mauler’s retreat back into their cave. >You kneel in front of Rarity, “Come with us.” “Rarity you’ve always been there to help me. Ever since you first found me you were there.” >The ground rumbles ever so slightly, a fin breaching the water. “I owe my life to you and I’d do anything for you. You know this.” >”Anon hurry up!” Twilight shrieks. >You hold her hoof in your hand. “But this is my fight, right here. I can’t protect you forever, but maybe I won’t have to. Whatever happens here, just know that- I-“ You sigh, “I’ll tell you later.” >”I’m not leaving you here alone.” >You smile and embrace her as the cortet of heads enters your peripherals. “I know.” >You flick the tip of her horn and she faints in your arms, Twilight quickly taking her away. “Keep her safe.”

1 hours later 7009279 Bastinator Evolved Anon: Chapter 9
>>7009262 >You turn to the open waters as the colossus stands before you, each of its four heads twisted and mangled with the infection. >The Mauler who’d been discarded attempts to scoot away but a tendril pierces its chest and pulls him back into one of the creature’s hungry mouths. “You’re a big one.” Your stomach growls with an intense need, “I’ve got a big appetite.” >The center head screams with a stunning cry forcing you to hold your ears, a pain shooting through your chest. >The tendril sends you flying at the hydra’s maw and almost manages to pull you in before you cut it off. >You whip out your claws and dig into what is left of the creature’s snout while you try and free your leg. >It bites down on your foot and damn near chops it off as its other head comes in for your upper half. >You close your eyes and quickly raise your armor as its teeth clench down on your strengthened torso. >No luck for him. >Your glee quickly disappears as its heads begin wrestling for ownership of your body. >Their teeth meet squarely on your waist and they try pulling you in two. >You whip out your claws and begin tearing up the roof of his mouth, but it only makes him bite down harder. >A tooth manages to cut into your skin and the others feel like they’re going to follow. >Quick, quick- Barbs! You fire a blast into both of their mouths, relieving your stomach instantly. >You scramble away from its smothering tongue and climb back onto the second head’s face. >It’s eyes go cross-eyed as they stare at you. >You grin mischievously as you tear into its left with your claw and move to blind him with its right. >A tendril wraps around your wrist before you can finish and holds you back. >It rips you off and back tosses you back into the bog where the thick water fills your lungs with the taste of piss and rotten fish.

1 hours later 7009289 Bastinator Evolved Anon: Chapter 9
>>7009279 >Relieving your weighty armor you cut free of the pinning tentacle and pull yourself out of the water, gasping for air. >A hoof stands out in front of you, “Need some help?” >You finish coughing up your lungs and move her hoof aside, “Or not.” “Get out of here before you get hurt Dash.” >”You need the help, don’t even try to deny that…” she hushes when she sees your morphed claw. >The duo of hydra heads wobble about drunkenly in the background, “Your hand-“ “I said get out of here.” >You get a running start and impale yourself onto one of the hydra’s necks. >The beast wails as you run up its elongated neck, cutting it open long ways with the sweet sound of gurgling filling your ears. >Your feet pound on its scales and you cut upwards in one last thrust, driving your claws up its throat and through the top of its head. >It’s head falls to the swamp floor soaking everything around it. “Don’t need help.” “Get back with the others, I’ll have this punk down in a-“ a slick tendril grabs your ankle and pulls you fast first up the scaly neck. >Your head bobs up and down, hitting the neck every few seconds as it keeps you immobilized. >When you reach its mouth you hold out your hands to stop from getting slurped down once more. >The creature almost cackles at this, a familiar head grinning at you as its eye burns red before healing back up. “So you’re going to be like that.” >The head you cut open shivers and bursts into the air as its neck stitches back together and boy does it look pissed. >It hisses and lunges at you, the second head smacking him with a domineering gaze. >A whiz of blue cuts through the sky and giving them both a one two bitch slap. >Their eyes whirl in confusion as Dash lands next to you. >”Thank me later.” “Will do.”

1 hours later 7009314 Bastinator Evolved Anon: Chapter 9 (Alex.png 665x665 172kB)
>>7009289 >She kicks the hydra right in the eye and frees your ankle. >Alright that’s three, but where’s the fourth? >Dash hollers, one of her wings bound in the grip of a mouth tendril and sucked downwards. “Hold on!” You leap off the hydra’s snout and bullet down past Dash. >”ANON!” >You stay on target and whip your fist backwards and crash into his snout. >His bones crack as your weight shatters his neck into the swampy ground with enough time for you to leap up and catch Dash. >Damn why are you such a badass. >And those Maulers are just hiding in their cave. >You land back on the ground, Dash cradling her wing, “I think he broke it,” she stifles a gasp. “Can you still fight?” >”I can-” she winces when she tries to move her wing, “I can try.” “It’s alright. You’ve done enough.” >A shadow overtakes you and you turn back, one of them towering above you. >”Didn’t think I’d go out like this.” “We won’t,” you reassure her. “You’ve still got plenty of life left in ya.” >”For what it’s worth, I don’t care about what I saw. You’re my friend, no matter what.” >You stare down the hydra as it licks its lips. >”Might not want to show Rarity though.” >The hydra throws its neck at you with the intent of crushing you. >”See you on the other side,” she says as you cover her with your body. >An electric crack surrounds you, “Yeehaw!” >One swift buck to the face is enough to earn its retreat, the purple shield dissipating around you. “Like I said, you’ve got plenty of life left in you.” >Fluttershy helps Rainbow Dash away. “Want our help now?” Twilight asks. “Don’t make a big deal out of it.” http://pastebin.com/4Z7KPfp8 End of update.

1 hours later 7009452 Collar
Parkin, will post something in a bit.

1 hours later 7009496 Creeper Jones (1344289913811.gif 380x280 211kB)
Happy New Year Everyone. AiE made it to 2013

1 hours later 7009538 Anonymous
I just read the spartan on series by bastinator because someone was talking about halo aie and was good until the ending which gave me the weirdest feels because it was a fan fic. The last time I had feels like that was when I read luzlies anon x cadence fan fic which made me extremely depressed for a while. But at least the last alt. ending was sorta ok and that is the only ending for that fic I am accepting as real.

1 hours later 7009539 Anonymous
Happy New Year AiE! I was late by like 4 minutes.

1 hours later 7009574 Cool Guy (tumblr_meq1o3Lp2D1r5h2ogo1_500.gif 500x500 8kB)
>>7009248 Please respond

1 hours later 7009599 Shade (1350520012706.png 894x894 198kB)
>>7009496 Another year of squash soup for all LET IT RAIN DOWN INTO OUR MOUTHS GIVING US THE STAMINA OF BRAHMIN AS THE MARES CRAWL AT OUR FEET LICKING EVERY CREVICE OF OUR NAKED BODY GIVING US THE GREAT PLEASURE TO SPEW FROM OUR GLEAMING COCKS ONTO THEIR FACES WHERE THEIR MOUTHS ARE OPEN IN LUSTFUL ANXIETY WAITING FOR OUR DELICIOUS CUM TO ENTER THEIR MOIST MOUTHS what the fuck did I just write....

1 hours later 7009731 guest_2570331
>>7009574 The sequel of "It ain't easy praising the sun", "A strange new world" has an anon and the old main Solair. I guess that's kinda close. Bastinator's Hero Anon has Anonymous's adventures off screen, and then later the main character and Anonymous's brother, Anon, shows up. But the two don't interact all that much except for plot points until the very end. Also has a post-takeover theme

2 hours later 7009786 Creeper Jones (1354992540091.jpg 711x669 83kB)
>>7009599 That's a good question.

2 hours later 7009864 Bolding
Since I'm hannered as fuck: >You walking in to new years >Pinkie walks in nekeed. >You fuck HAPPPY NEWYEARS

2 hours later 7009914 Fitz mobile so no trip
>>7008906 I'm working on one but they aren't bros, they are enemies. I will start working on it again soon I only have I've chapter out so far but the second is over half done. Happy new years aie have a good one!

2 hours later 7010025 Vhatug Welcomes Another Year of Soup (enhanced-buzz-1596-1352996020-3.jpg 625x466 173kB)
>>7009599 Amen. >>7009864 100/10 would clop again. >mfw

2 hours later 7010035 Collar Bittersweet Dreams - 2 - Lending a Helping Claw
Alright, I'm takin the floor. Here's the 2nd half of chapter 2. -- Deep within the forest of apple trees on Sweet Apple Acres farm… -- >You are running not only to protect your manhood, but for dear life as well. >You pissed off a dragon who was way stronger than you and if you ever get caught, you’re going to be in a world of hurt. >And to make matters worse, you started getting lost within this maze of apple trees. >You were on Applejack’s playground and she probably knew this place like the back of her hoof. >You couldn’t scream or call for help because you knew that it would give you away. >You still had the bottle of your “special” Applejack Daniels in your hand and thankfully it was still in one piece. >For it to still remain intact proves that it may be useful again when fending them off. >Every fiber of your being was telling you to stop and rest. >You were sweating bullets, your energy reserves in your body was becoming depleted, muscle fatigue was now starting to rear its ugly head at you, and your lungs were screaming for precious oxygen. >But you didn’t care. >You needed to find a way to get the Hell out or you probably wouldn’t live to see Celestia’s Sun rise another day. >And if you did, you might be able to see it through a hospital window in the ICU. >You were in too deep with this now. >You had to rat out Spike and her army of rape because this shit was getting too much for you. >Of course this shit would have to get worse before it gets better, so make sure you’re willing to take the hits that comes along with it.

2 hours later 7010061 Collar Bittersweet Dreams - 2 - Lending a Helping Claw
>>7010035 >You continue running through the forest and stumble upon a lake which they probably use to water their farm. >Even if your mind was screaming at you to keep pushing forward, you give in to your body’s fatigue and decide to settle down. >You dive to the edge of the lake and dip your head in to cool off and inhale as much water as you can. >You drink so fast that you start gagging as water starts entering your breathing hole, but you then remembered that it was best to make as little noise as possible. >As you take your fill in, you gasp and sit upright against a large rock. >It seemed silent and no signs of those crazy-ass rapists were around. >How in the Hell did it ever come to this point!? >Why the Hell does she treat you like this? “Goddamn, Spike. What’s gotten into you, man? And why do you keep calling yourself Barb? That isn’t your name, dude. You’re still Spike to me.” >Maybe it’s because that… Nah. She just needs to- >Your ears perk up and stiffen. >You hear the feint sound leaves crunching and a dog barking in the distance. >That bark sounded very familiar. >It almost sounded like Winona’s. For her to track you all the way out here tells you that she has quite the nose for hunti- >Oh… Fuck. >You also hear voices in the distance. It sounded like a female with a southern accent having a conversation with a very pissed off feminine voice. “Shit! You too Winona!? The whole world’s against me, man! I swear to God!” >How the Hell did they catch up with you so fast!? >Shit! Think! >Your body was still worn out from running and struggling against them both.

2 hours later 7010073 Collar Bittersweet Dreams - 2 - Lending a Helping Claw
>>7010061 >You seal the bottle of Applejack Daniels tightly and take in a deep breath. >You hold your breath and enter the lake as quietly as you can as you head into the deepest part of it. >As you submerge yourself, you look up and see feint silhouettes on the surface that of which resemble a pony with a cowboy hat, a figure of a woman, and a smaller quadruped. >Even if you were well hidden away from them, the very sight of them still sent a chill down your spine. >”Ah, Ponyfeathers!” Applejack spat out. “Looks like the trail went cold! Ah bet we were real close to em’ too!” >”I’m sure he couldn’t have gotten far. We did wear him out quite a bit before he took off.” Spike said as she started looking around for you. >You kept her eyes on her the whole time as they circled the lake. -- About five minutes later… -- >Fucking Christ! Why are they still here!? >You felt your chest tightening and you swear your lung was on the verge of collapsing. >You bit on your tongue for pain and tried using it as a diversion just to hold your breath for a few extra precious seconds. >Luckily, you get an idea. >You look up and see that they were still looking for you. >You swim up just above the surface. >With their backs turned, you slowly raise your head out of the surface while controlling your breath. >You look around and grab a small rock on the edge of the lake. >You toss it in another direction, take a quick breath, and swim to the bottom. >The ears of the rape squadron perk up.

2 hours later 7010091 Collar Bittersweet Dreams - 2 - Lending a Helping Claw
>>7010073 >”You hear that?” Spike said as she looked off into the direction of where you threw the rock. >”Yeah, I did! Let’s go check it out!” Applejack replied. >Winona rushed over and leads them to the source as she starts sniffing the ground. >She then stops and starts barking at the ground. >You pop your head for a quick peek to see how far they went off. “(Shit! They’re still close by! I still can’t make my escape yet!)” >”What’s that Winona? I don’t see or hear em’ anywhere. Are you sure that nose ah’ yurs is workin’?” >”It was probably just a bird or something. Looks like we’re still cold on his trail.” Spike replied with some disappointment. >”This doesn’t make any sense! Winona’s never let me down before!” >Winona then stops barking and raises one of her legs while lowering her nose. >Her tail straightens out and it looked as though she was pointing to the ground like that of a hunting dog would do. >Applejack kneels down to the ground to see what Winona was trying to bring to their attention. >”What’s that, Girl? Watcha got for me? Oh… It’s just a rock.” >Spike walks over and kneels down picking it up. >”Weird.” She said while inspecting it. >”Well, ah’m all outta ideas. Ya got anythin’?” >”Nope. Sorry, AJ.” >Spike walks over to the edge of the lake and skips the rock across the lake. >”Nice distance there, Pardner!” Applejack said. >”Thanks.” Spike replied. “Anon taught me how to do that when I was still… When he and I were… You know…” >”Uh-huh… ” >As you continue remaining submerged underwater your throat suddenly started to itch like crazy. >And it couldn’t come at a worse time. (“Shit! Not now!”)

2 hours later 7010105 Collar Bittersweet Dreams - 2 - Lending a Helping Claw
>>7010091 >Your throat was itching from tasting Spike’s mineral/multivitamin saliva. >You’re heaving as your throat starts becoming more and more irritated. >You had to cough, but the more you suppressed it the more it started to itch. >Unable to control you body’s natural response, you let out a slight cough underwater and quickly hold your breath once again. >You felt your lungs getting tighter as you breathe out. >On the surface, Spike still stares across the lake. >”Come on, AJ. Let’s go look somewhere els- Wait…” >Spike sees air bubbles emerging on the surface. >”What is it, Spike?” Applejack said as she turned her attention to where Spike was looking. >”We didn’t look in HERE, did we?” >”…Nope. We didn’t.” >Applejack clenches a lasso between her teeth. >”Looks like you’ll be getting your early birthday gift sooner than you think. Just wait here a second and let me draw him out. When he sticks his head out, lasso him.” >”Gotcha!” >You continue remaining submerged while covering your mouth. (“Goddamn it! Fucking leave already! I don’t know how much longer I can-“) >You suddenly see Spike dive into the lake and see that she has spotted you. >(“AHA! There you are!”) >Your heart nearly jumped out of your chest when you saw her swimming towards you with a crazed and hungry look on her face. >You swim to shore and gasp for oxygen. >You stand up and start bolting into the forest. >As you make your way through the maze-like forest you start hearing trotting coming from behind and it was getting louder. >You start pumping your arms faster, taking longer strides, and even clench your teeth if it meant helping you in any way to outrun a p0ny.

2 hours later 7010117 Collar Bittersweet Dreams - 2 - Lending a Helping Claw
>>7010105 >But it was all for naught as you feel a rope being lassoed around your throat. >You are violently jerked down to the ground. >You gag as you are being reeled in while kicking your feet like crazy and trying to loosen it. >You try grabbing on to something, but Applejack was still reeling you in. >You dig your nails and fingers into the earth, but it did very little to delay what seemed to be the inevitable. >Anything you grabbed onto caused you to be yanked even harder and each pull was more painful than the last. >You stand on your knees while holding the rope and try pulling away from her. >”You sure are stubborn one, ain’t cha’?” >Applejack charges towards you and bucks you against a tree. >While you are disoriented, she yanks you back to her and bucks you again almost like a yo-yo. >You fall to the ground on all fours. >You try sticking a hand into the lasso around your neck while trying to loosen it. >You tilt your head up and see a pair of purple claws reaching for you and you knew who it was. >She grabs hold of the rope around your neck and holds you up. >Spike had a different look in her face this time. >It wasn’t lust or that look of excitement she usually had when she was forcing herself on you, but a look of hatred and anger. >She gives you a swift backhand across your face. >She then tosses you to the ground. >You were about to kiss the dirt, but Applejack yanks you upright before you hit the ground. >The world was spinning and you started feeling lightheaded.

2 hours later 7010137 Collar Bittersweet Dreams - 2 - Lending a Helping Claw
>>7010117 >The only reason why you haven’t fell over is because you would feel the rope around your neck tightening. And yet, it was hard enough just trying to stay up. >With whatever ounce of consciousness you have left, you quickly kneel down and grab a rock. >You charge towards Spike and try smashing her face in, but she grabs your wrist. >She drives her knee into your stomach and knocks the wind out of you. >You fall to your knees and see that she has your bottle of Applejack daniels in her claw. >”You know, Anon… It’s not very gentlecolt-like to strike a lady.” Spike said. “You’re not a lady. *cough* You’re fucking a monster.” >”Hmph…” Spike then re-grips the bottle holding it by the bottleneck. “So… You like to strike females, huh? Let’s see how YOU like it!” >Spike raises the bottle into the air. >She swings it across your face. >*WHAM* >The sound of the hard glass bottle making contact with your skull echoes into the air. >You fall to the side and pass out. -- Several minutes later… -- >”Rise and shine, my little human!” You heard echoing into your ears. >You awaken to find yourself on the ground on your side, but you notice that your hands were tied behind your back. >You still had a lasso around your neck and see that the other end of it had a large purple claw holding it like a leash. >You awaken back into reality and take notice of more of your surroundings. >”I SAID WAKE UP!” Spike screamed. >You are then suddenly kicked in your midsection and yanked violently by the throat. “ARRGHG! YOU CRAZY PURPLE FUCK!” >”At least you still have your fighting spirit. You sure are a hard one to break, aren’t you?”

2 hours later 7010146 Collar Bittersweet Dreams - 2 - Lending a Helping Claw
>>7010137 >As more of your vision starts becoming clearer, you see Applejack with a smile on her face. >But Spike on the other hand still had that look of anger towards you. >”So then, Spike, care to have a crack at him? I don’t mind sharin’ him one bit!” >”I’m not really in the mood right now. I’m still pissed at what he tried doing to me and I still need to cool off. I’ll just stand around and keep watch for now.” >You make it to your knees with your head still facing the ground. “…Why?” >”Why what?” Spike replied. “Why do you do this to me?” >”…” “Answer me… WHY!?” >”You just don’t know when to quit, do you?” “Can I at least know why you put me through all of this? What did I do to deserve this!?” >”Seriously!? You really don’t know why!?” “Wait.. Are you still mad about-“ >”That’s enough out of you! The very sound of your voice is just makes me want to just drive my claws into your… Applejack! Where’s that bottle!?” >Jesus Christ was she pissed. >Applejack tosses her the bottle and Spike takes another sip. >”This ought to thin your blood out get you in the mood. Now open wide and say ‘ahh,’ Anon.” >You clench your teeth and mouth. >You feel the glass bottle colliding with your teeth as she tries shoving the bottle into your mouth. >She sticks her claw in and forces your jaw open. >With your mouth open she shoves the bottle in and forces the bottle neck into your throat. >You see air bubbles entering the bottle before your eyes and start gagging. >The alcohol was very strong and it was the kind you didn’t want around flames or open wounds.

2 hours later 7010161 Collar Bittersweet Dreams - 2 - Lending a Helping Claw
>>7010146 >It burned like Hell as it started flooding your system and you were starting to become tipsy from just a few gulps. >She pulls the bottle out and you start gagging while regurgitating some of it by your side. >”Had enough, Anon?” >You tilt your head up and look at her with pleading eyes. >You were no longer angry with her, but in fear for your life. “Please… Don’t kill me…” >”Why Anon! I would never dream of it! Who else would give me such satisfaction?” “Let me go and I promise I won’t tell anyp0ny! I promise you. I PROMISE!!!!” >”I know you won’t… Because I’ll make sure of that.” >You stand on your knees and place your forehead on the ground as though you were kneeling before her. >Tears started to fall on the ground as you start sniveling. “Please. *sob* I just want to go home.” >”And you will. But I made a promise to AJ, and I can’t go breaking that now can I? Now be a good little human and drink your alcohol. AJ went through a lot of trouble making this for you, so the least you can do is finish it.” >She grabs the bottle and rams the neck of the bottle down your throat once again. >”Drink it all. It’s good for you!” >She pulls the bottle out and you start puking some of it up mixed with your bile and stomach acid. “No… Please… Sto- *GAG*” >Your struggling lessens as more alcohol floods your system. >You feel your face becoming flushed. >The world around you was spinning and voices echoed into your ear. >Your breathing was heavy and even needed some kind of conscious effort to keep your lungs full of oxygen.

2 hours later 7010186 Collar Bittersweet Dreams - 2 - Lending a Helping Claw
>>7010161 >You lost the strength and coordination to put up any kind of resistance. >Even in your inebriated state, you knew that you lost and what was to follow. >”And that should be good enough for him. AJ, he’s all yours!” >”Much obliged, Pardner!” Applejack replies. >Applejack tosses her hat aside and unties her mane and tail. >You tilt your head up and see her mane and tail flowing freely as she started straddling you. >She leans in and gives you a kiss while moaning into your mouth. >She wraps her forehooves around your neck and holds on to you for dear life with her hind legs clamping your lower torso. >As she kisses you, your eyelids start becoming heavy and the world around you starts to darken, but you still had some sense of awareness. >Before you blackout, you see Spike walking towards you with her long tongue. >”Hey AJ…” Spike said. “Remember that cool trick I wanted to show ya? Spread his legs apart and I’ll show you!” She continued while giggling. >That giggling echoed into your ears as you start losing consciousness. >You lie back and accept what was to follow. >At least this time you weren’t awake to feel it, so this day wasn’t ALL bad. >Hopefully you were drunk enough to forget what happened when you wake up again. >*Sigh* >Just another day. >Fucking Applejack. >Fucking Spike. >Or Barb. Whatever the fuck her name was. A/N: To that one Anon that hoping that Anon escaped and Barb/Appljack get arrested/executed for being rapists… I am… Sorry. Well, not really. I'll edit when I get a chance. Catch it all here: http://pastebin.com/Ur8FVR65

2 hours later 7010208 Anonymous
>>7010161 Fuck man, i get it, you hate your self and want to die. damn.

2 hours later 7010532 Collar
Well, good night everyone and Happy New Year! I''ll be sure to read whatever death threats, praises, criticism, diagnosis of whatever mental condition I have tomorrow. See you all in the 2013 AiE threads!

2 hours later 7010585 HippyPony
anybody know any good cyberpunk games/music to use to get in the writing mood? Going to try and do something, at least...

2 hours later 7010608 Aether
>>7010532 jesus, fucking christ collar. wait for weeks... and you give me this. my rage man... my rage... barb and applejack will get theirs right? Eventually things will work out for Anon right? You won't leave us hanging for months will ya? you don't know how much this weighs on my damn mind. Please... don't leave us waiting for that long.

2 hours later 7010615 Anonymous (anon, my belly really itches. Will you...scratch it for me.png 894x894 143kB)
Say, any good stories relevant to delicious cotton candy pone? They would be most appreciated.

2 hours later 7010643 Anonymous
>>7010585 try watching a movie or something. that usually helps me. music is better when you are actually writing IMO, it helps to add onto your ideas. sorry i don't know any, i've been listening to alice in chains and vidya gaem music while i write.

2 hours later 7010655 Anonymous
>>7010615 Obligatory http://pastebin.com/3ttDPZ2G

2 hours later 7010692 Anonymous (1354425683005.jpg 623x800 69kB)
New to this general. Caught up with Raritans stories. Dick can cut diamonds.

2 hours later 7010790 Gadget
>>7010692 >Dick can cut diamonds heh Anyway, Raritan moved to Flutterrape, right? I remember he had a shaky start in AiE but I looked at one of his FR stories, and he's improved a lot since he left.

2 hours later 7010828 Anonymous
>>7010790 Bugger, was hoping to get a finisher to helping hoof, oh well, still parked

2 hours later 7010853 Wuten (121231-234529.jpg 640x480 73kB)
Happy New Year's from Arkansas, everyone! I thought to myself, "How can I make this special?" And then I had a brilliant idea. A clean face to ring in the new year. So I shaved my beard; first time I've been clean-shaven since early July. Gotta say it feels... good. All in all, hope everyone enjoyed 2012 in AiE overall of course you did; why would you still be here? , and I'm looking forward to what we'll come up with in 2013!

2 hours later 7010869 Anonymous
>>7010790 they definitely like him over there, that's for sure.

2 hours later 7010889 Anonymous
Anyone read the RarityxRaritan femdom chastity story in the flutterrape thread? Shit was hot, yo. Thread 404'ed. Anyone got it or the pastebin to it?

2 hours later 7010906 Anonymous
>>7010889 >Femdom Nope.

2 hours later 7010917 Wuten
>>7010889 Would probably be better to ask over there, you'd probably get a better response. >>7003312

3 hours later 7010923 Creeper Jones
>>7010853 That face is so exploitable. Also, happy new year ya spaghetti gushing son of a gun.

3 hours later 7010926 Cool Guy
>>7010655 Oh god brainhorn On a related note, I recommend Doctor anon by I don't remember.

3 hours later 7010957 Anonymous
>>7010853 >and I'm looking forward to what we'll come up with in 2013! Well, currently we've been developing a few 'interesting' projects. Spoilered, for those who want to be pleasantly surprised to a greater degree. Marehood Marehood Squash Soup Portable Marehood Magma Marehood And, our most proud accomplishment: Mega Marehood 6000.7 with Twin Humanites based Lubrication.

3 hours later 7011038 Anonymous
>>7010790 Ugh, I just cant read flutter rape anymore, ever since slasher science all i imagine is >Smells like petstore >Puke

3 hours later 7011138 guest_2570331 (126903973074.jpg 470x336 21kB)
>>7010615 >>7010926 Right here, my man http://pastebin.com/u/anonhieron Also, http://pastebin.com/u/PaleNarrator Look for Don't Panic (far as I know. I'm a bit behind but it /was/ pinkie-based last time I read it) and Drury Lane (good up to the twist . You'll know it when you see it. Afterwards, its decent until Luna shows up again.) >tfw it's been so long since I've read pastebins on this computer that none of them autocomplete in chrome anymore.

3 hours later 7011145 Anonymous
>>7010853 >arkansas Wal-mart state is best state.

3 hours later 7011183 Anonymous
>>7010853 You look like a chode.

3 hours later 7011195 Wuten
>>7011145 Also state with most AiE check-ins in that poll-thing. Arkansas represent! >>7011183 Freshly shaved faces after roughly 6 months tends to do that to ya.

3 hours later 7011210 Creeper Jones (1345522672078.gif 360x428 1759kB)
>>7010957 >Mega Marehood 6000.7 with Twin Humanites based Lubrication will never finish in my lifetime.

3 hours later 7011226 guest_2570331
>>7011195 You look like a mix of two people who I know in high school. One with your hair, and the other with your facial expressions.

3 hours later 7011234 Anonymous
>>7011195 Beer, roadkill and guns: America general. If i remember, Nether was with us.

3 hours later 7011264 Anonymous
>>7011195 It's the nappy jewhair, bro. You know how some poeple just seem to have genetic features that make them look "off"? That's your slender body, thin neck, and frizzy hair. It reminds me of a brillo pad.

3 hours later 7011293 Anonymous
>>7010853 >dem eyebrows Woah. WOAH. WOOOAAAAHHH. Get a pair of clippers man. Just take the bulk out of them, run em over your brows a bit. Use a beard trimmer. Damn man, they're thick.

3 hours later 7011317 Anonymous
>>7011264 If anything, his hair looks dry. Like he regularly uses shampoo to wash away all the natural oils that give it a silky appearance, instead of just using conditioner most of the time.

3 hours later 7011328 Anonymous
>>7010853 >left eye slightly closed >right eye wide open >pursed-lip smile >full glass of wine not raised too high ....I'm sorry you're so awkward. Truly.

3 hours later 7011366 Anonymous
>>7011317 I think he keeps it long because of his high forehead and facial structure, so he keeps it long to avoid the "almost balding" look. Regardless, a picture from a low angle doesn't do the high hairline any favors. Reminds me of Vageta if he didn't have the big "M" int he middle of his widow's peak.

3 hours later 7011397 sage sage
>>7010853 >sages due to "off topic" >posts a picture Wow, Wuten. Wow.

3 hours later 7011402 Wuten
Alright, alright, that's enough of my picture derailment. Again, Happy New Year everyone, hoping for a lot of story enjoyment in the coming year. >>7011317 I had just gotten out of the shower a few hours ago for the picture, so I hurriedly used the blowdryer to dry it, that might explain the dry look of it.

3 hours later 7011457 sage
>>7011402 Whatever you say, pal. Whateeever you say.

3 hours later 7011474 Anonymous
This thread needs more Silver Spoon romances.

3 hours later 7011479 Anonymous
>>7011397 That's been fixed for a while now, anon.

3 hours later 7011488 Metanon
Happy New Year's from the bottom of the bottle. Here's hoping the soup haunts all your dreams, and may every last unwashed one of you find bed and wed a real woman that reminds you of your waifu.

3 hours later 7011628 Anonymous
>>7011474 No. This thread needs anon meets crystal ponys. If there are any named yet.

3 hours later 7011694 Anonymous (CMC and pets in the Crystal Empire.png 626x357 351kB)
>>7011628 The librarian was the closest to a named crystal pony, but even she didn't have an actual name. We might be going back there soon, though. This screenshot (which might be from Just For Sidekicks) suggests that.

3 hours later 7011819 Anonymous (best pony.png 872x917 174kB)
This thread needs more Gummy romance!

3 hours later 7011848 Anonymous
>>7011819 Well shit. That was suppose to be a spoilered picture. Maybe if we all imagine really hard that it's spoilered when you haven't clicked on it, it'll be just like it was.

3 hours later 7011942 Anonymous (lolpot.png 693x571 66kB)
Anyone important plan on posting soon? My series of oneshots turned out a bit longer than expected. Meaning I only finished two parts. Would you guys rather see it all together or post what I have now and finish the rest tomorrow? >pic very related.

3 hours later 7011949 Cool Guy
>>7011942 Post dah weed

3 hours later 7011956 Anonymous
>>7011694 huh, that episode description is that spike is looking after everyone's pets. Is it going to be a spike/CMC episode?

3 hours later 7012092 NetherPony Sticky Situations
Continuing from line 444 on paste >You looked on, not wanting to believe what you were witnessing. >Before your very eyes, a yellow goo had just snaked its way up your dick and was speaking to you. >In Fluttershy’s voice no less. It was incredibly weird, but it felt incredibly good at the same time. >Sensations were shooting through your body that you’d never had before. >“Fluttershy? Is that you?” >Only managing a shudder as the goo vibrated to form vocalizations, you simply lay in mild shock as your newfound sexual interest had a conversation with goo in your dick. >“Yes Rainbow Dash. I’m finally where I want to be.” >“In Anon’s testicles?” >“Yes.” >“But... Why?” >“I knew what I wanted from Anon. I never dreamed of swimming in it though... It’s so... Delightful.” >She emphasized ‘delightful’ by sloshing about in your testicles, causing you to convulse in pain that was being overpowered by pleasure. >Whatever it was she was doing, it felt incredibly good. >“Alright, whatever. How’d you get in there anyways? And why are you... gooey?” >“That potion I was trying to give Anon would’ve turned him to goo so that I could swim in him. When you knocked it back on me, it turned me to goo. >When Twilight couldn’t find a cure, I decided to experiment for a while. I saw that you were spending time with Anon, so I... well...” >Rainbow’s eyes widened as she realized what Fluttershy was getting at. She’d been hiding in her cooter for some time now. >“You... You hid IN me to get...”

3 hours later 7012109 NetherPony Sticky Situations
>>7012092 >“That’s right Rainbow. That was me making you feel that way. You never liked Anon like that, it was all me. Why don’t you leave us alone now, so I can show Anon here what he’s been missing out on?” >“You... You used me...” >“Don’t be silly Rainbow. You knew all along that you never had feelings for Anon like I did.” >“You’re right... I actually care for him. You used me to fulfill some sick fantasy! Fluttershy how could you?!” >“Rainbow, you don’t have feelings for Anon, you never have. Don’t you see? You can’t please him like I can now anyway. He’ll be happier with me.” >As she said the last bit about pleasure, she started squirming around in your member. >It would swell; bulges would shift within; liquids not all your own were sloshing about in a manner you’ve never before experienced. >It was alien; it was weird; but it was heavenly all the same. >While you couldn’t deny that what you were experiencing was pleasure, you could deny that you wanted it from Fluttershy. “Fluttershy, get... get out of my dick” you managed to say through labored breathing. >“What?” “Get. Out. Of. My. Dick.” >“Oh Nonny, you just don’t know what real pleasure is. Here, let me show you.” >Before you could object, she’d retreated into your member once more. >It was as though you were having the longest orgasm of your life, now in reverse. >As the yellow goo disappeared into your tip, the bulges started to make their way down into your testicles yet again. “R-Rainbow... I-I need your help.” >“What do you want me to do? I can hit--”

3 hours later 7012128 NetherPony Sticky Situations
>>7012109 “NO! N-No hitting, p-please.” >Your sentences were becoming harder to form as the gooey mass that was Fluttershy moved about inside you. >You felt your skin stretch and relax against your will. >A part of your body was no longer under your control. It was exciting, and terrifying. >“Well how do we get her out?” “I d-don’t know, Rainbow. B-but I need y-your help.” >She sat down on the bed in thought, trying to muster up some sort of solution to the now goo pony occupying her lover’s sexual organs. >“I’ve got it!” “W-well whatever it is, p-please hurry.” >“I’ll be right back Anon. Just hold on!” “E-easy for you to s-say...” you muttered, as the cyan pegasus bolted out of the room. >You were now alone with your occupied penis. >There wasn’t much you could do, except sit back and wait for the ride to be over. >Seeing as how she’d managed to hide out in Rainbow’s vagina without her knowing for at least a full day, it might be a while. >As you lay in the mixture of pleasure and terror, your brain tried to wrap itself around the sensations you were experiencing right now. >What nerves had been struck, what orifices had been violated. Never before had you pondered what it would be like to shove something-- >Well, you’d thought about that once or twice, but each scenario had always ended the same: with you in extreme pain. >Now however, you were being held at a climatic state, and being denied the simple pleasure of release. >It felt like hours had passed since Rainbow had left, but the clock on the nightstand disagreed and showed that it had only been minutes.

3 hours later 7012137 NetherPony Sticky Situations
>>7012128 >Just as you were considering how long the pleasure would last before aches and pain set in, Rainbow burst back into the bedroom. >“Alright Anon, this should do it!” She handed you a vial that contained an ominously green liquid. >You looked from the vial to her face. “Aw don’t look at me like that, just drink it! I promise, it’ll work!” >You briefly considered trying to find out what it was, before Fluttershy did something that made you gasp in pleasure. >You felt something crawl up your member. Slowly. >Just as you were hoping for some kind of release, it snaked its way back down. >No longer needing a second opinion, you decided to trust that Dash knew what she was doing and downed the vial’s contents. >Whatever was in that concoction burned your throat as you swallowed it. >You shivered as your poor testicles were assaulted by strange sensations for the umpteenth time today. >You felt... full. Like you’d been put into overdrive. >Whatever it was, it was having an effect on Fluttershy too, as she’d stopped her movement. “What was that?” you asked Rainbow, finally able to manage a coherent sentence. >“It’s a potion from Zecora.” “Obviously. What’s it do?” >“It’s supposed to make you... well...” “Well what, Dash?” >“It’s supposed to make you make... more.” “...Make more what?” >“Uhhh...” >You didn’t need an answer as both of your testicles began to swell. >You managed another shiver as Fluttershy spoke from within your skin. >“Oh Rainbow Dash! I’m so happy you want to help bring me closer to Anon! There’s so much of his semen in here now!”

4 hours later 7012142 ZeldaStep
>>7011942 Oh well, one person is better than no one. Here goes. >Day Marijuana in Equestria. >You are Anon, and you'd narrate your past but you already know it. Not like anybody would care anyway. >What's important is that when you arrived, you had at least two ounces of high grade kush on you. You were a dealer, and you had made a deal with a client. >Boy, he was probably gonna be pissed that he didn't get his weed. Oh well, your in Equestria. Humans don't belong here. >Hell, you don't even know how you're here! But you're getting off track. Weed. You had lots of it. >Obviously, as soon as you learned that p0nies had nothing like this you had asked about any species that knew about herbs. >You'd be damned if you spent your time here without being high! They said a zebra named Zecora knew a bit more than they did about herbs and potions. >You had ran off into the forest, her general direction the only thing guiding you. >When you found her hut, you knocked politely and waited. And waited some more. Fuck this. You walk in and shout out, "Hey, anybody home?" >You apparently startled the zebra, which had been asleep. >"What sort of creature are you? And what is it you are here to do?" >The rhyming got old quick. Esspecially once you realized this would go on for awhile. "Well the p0nies didn't know much about herbs so they sent me here. Think you have anything like this?" >You take out a small bag full of weed. The rest was in your backpack, no reason to be showing that off just yet. >"Why, its Marijuana! I have plenty of this fauna(?)!" "You do? So you know how to grow it and everything?" >"Certainly I do, and I'll do it for you if only you share. About the marijuana, its what causes me to speak in rhymes. Some weird side effect or something." >Wut.

4 hours later 7012152 NetherPony Sticky Situations
>>7012137 “RAINBOW!” >“What!? I figured it’d flush her out!” >You groaned as your body went into overdrive, producing an alarming amount of sperm. >Fluttershy was silent once again, but had taken to sloshing about within you. >You watched as your swollen organs sloshed and swelled by unnatural means. “R-Rainbow... IT’S NOT WORKING!” Rainbow was leaking all over your bed sheets now, watching the scene unfold in front of her. “RAINBOW! SNAP OUT OF IT!” >“Right! Sorry!” “Help me get her out!” >She stared longingly at your member, lost in thoughts of lust and the desire to help you. >“That’s it! I’ve got it!” “Got what?” >She didn’t answer verbally, choosing instead to turn her flank towards you and back up. >She positioned her nether lips at your member’s tip, slowly sliding herself onto you. >Her tail flicked and swished against your chest, adding to your already overloaded senses. >As she settled onto you, her walls pulsed and massaged her own juices onto you. “R-Rainbow--” >“Trust me Anon. I bet if we can get you going, she’ll come out.” >You would’ve commented on her interesting word choice, but your brain was once more having trouble with sentence structure. >Her coat resting against your crotch; your now overly sensitive testicles occasionally swelling to meet her lips; her slick muscles twisting and contorting around your sore member. >You felt what should’ve been a climax rapidly approach, but you were not granted the satisfaction of sweet release. >Every twitch of her muscles against yours only served to tease at the ultimate release.

4 hours later 7012167 NetherPony Sticky Situations
>>7012152 >The flick of her tail would tickle your chest, her wings would flare out in some kind of primal attempt to make as much contact as possible with you. >About three near-climaxes later though, and you were beginning to get tired. >This wasn’t working, and poor Dash was starting to wear out. >She’d orgasmed countless times onto you already, her annoyance at your lack of release becoming apparent. >“Oh c-come on! Just let it happen!” “I c... can’t Dash. I w-wish I could, but I... I...” >She sat all the way down onto your member, slowly but surely making sure she had your entire length within her now. >She was going to try a new approach, seeing as her previous attempts weren’t working. >Her muscles answered your question before it was asked, as they rhythmically began milking you. >It started slow as she grew accustomed to the sensation, but gradually picked up speed. >She was frustrated with your lack of release. >Her need to feel your fluid in her was showing now, as she leaned back against your chest. >Her hooves would occasionally kick and shuffle at the sheets; her wings twitching and flapping against any part of you that they could. >She was fighting off her own orgasms now, trying to get you to fill her to the brim. >She no longer seemed to care that if you orgasmed, Fluttershy would likely be deposited in her, along with what was surely a ridiculous amount of semen by now. >That’s likely what she wanted in the first place, you thought. >Her ears were having trouble deciding whether or not to perk up or press against her head as hard as they could.

4 hours later 7012176 Anonymous i know this reference!!!
they need to bring back mech assult back, my fav mech was the cougar. damn i should have never sold my original xbox...... bad feels.....

4 hours later 7012180 NetherPony Sticky Situations
>>7012167 >Your senses suddenly all dulled to a single point, as something finally started making its way up. >Apparently Fluttershy had chosen right then to tease you with orgasm once more. >She hadn’t expected Rainbow’s reaction time. >As soon as the glob of goo made its way out of your testicles and into your shaft, she felt it. >Clamping down hard, she began to work Fluttershy towards your tip. >“Gotcha!” >She manipulated her muscles around your sore flesh, causing them to make squelching noises as the forced Fluttershy up the tight tube. >She began to protest, but her voice was muffled through not only your flesh, but Rainbow’s as well. >Whatever it was, it didn’t matter. >There was nothing she could say or do that would stop the dam from breaking. >All the while Rainbow had been riding you, your body had reacted to the desire to orgasm. >Each time you felt what should’ve been a peak, your body would begin to produce sperm in an effort to replace what would have normally been expelled. >Combine that with whatever potion Rainbow had gotten you to drink, and you can only guess that you were having a record breaking case of blue balls. >Finally though, your combined efforts were beginning to yield results. >As Fluttershy’s mass moved ever closer to your tip, you felt her try to slide back down the tiny connection she had to the rest of her mass in your testicles. >In doing so however, she only served to dislodge her anchor she’d been using. >Now your member was swelling, yielding more flesh to rub against Rainbow’s moist depths.

4 hours later 7012197 NetherPony Sticky Situations
>>7012180 >Fluttershy was fighting against what Rainbow was doing, but she couldn’t overpower her toned muscles. >All the squirming and struggling only served to excite you further, if that was even possible. >What was likely the reality, was that you were simply becoming aware of the pleasure’s shift from lower in your aching testicles to your soon to be raw member. >Then, it happened. For the first time in hours, you felt something exit. >It felt so good, such a sweet sensation you’d been denied for so long. >The goo fought to get back in, but there was too much mass being held in place by Rainbow. >Your testicles now vacated of foreign matter, took to producing your own fluids to fill the space. >It was more than you would’ve normally produced, but your body had grown accustomed to being full for too long. >The fluid and pressure built, the only dam holding it back now was Rainbow. >You reached up and put your arm around Rainbow, hoping the gesture would serve as some kind of notice to her as you were beyond words. >She seemed to get that you were trying to convey some kind of message, and relaxed her iron grip. >As soon as she did, all the pressure your testicles had been holding suddenly had a path to exit. >Fluttershy had tried to dive back in, but the torrent of fluid was too much for her as you rode the feeling of pumping Rainbow full of your own goo. >Muscles you’d since forgotten exist started pulsing furiously. >There would be no stopping the torrent, and you could finally relax. >If only a little. The sheer amount of fluid entering Dash caused her to ride her own orgasm.

4 hours later 7012198 Equitech
>>7010585 Amogh Symphony.

4 hours later 7012210 NetherPony Sticky Situations
>>7012197 >Becoming curious as you continued to empty yourself within her, you reached down to her abdomen. >You could feel a distinct bulge, a mixture of various fluids now flowing into her. >Pressing down, you felt the fluid slosh and churn under her skin and around your own, causing your orgasm to renew in vigor. >You could feel your stream pound against her tightening skin. >It was as though you’d let loose a firehose of semen into her, and there wasn’t much you could do to stop it. >Not that you wanted to anyway. It’d been so long and you were beginning to ache. >Besides, she was the one who made you drink that concoction of Zecora’s. >It may have been some kind of solution to her at the time; or it could’ve been some fantasy she realized she could fulfill now. >Whichever the case, the gooey mass that was Fluttershy was hers to deal with now, along with the incredible amounts of semen you’d produced over the past few hours. >When you finally felt your orgasm start to subside, you tried to pull out of Dash, only to have her clamp down on you again. >“No. I want it all.” >Panting from exhaustion, you wanted nothing more than to empty yourself into Rainbow. >However, you knew that if you left your now weak member in her, Fluttershy would have no problem slipping through your weak muscles back into you. >You almost didn’t care at this point, but you knew you’d regret it later. “Rainbow, i-if I don’t pull out now, Fluttershy m-might...” >She sighed and released her grip enough for you to escape.

4 hours later 7012221 NetherPony Sticky Situations
>>7012210 >As you pulled out, your member continued to spew globs of semen everywhere, getting a large amount onto Rainbow’s wings. >She realized you were still going, and repositioned herself so that her asshole was right above your tip. “Rainbow, what are you--” >“It’s gotta go somewhere, and I already have to clean my wings!” >Once more, any objections you had were dispelled as she sat down on your member. >Her tight anus constricted around the sore intruder, but did nothing to resist the fluid it was being filled with. >She slowly turned so that she was facing you, causing you to experience quite the sensations on your poor member. >As she turned, you pumped excited globs into her until she stopped turning and was facing you. >You watched as her abdomen sloshed and gurgled, full of the life giving substance you’d been forced to produce. >Along with life itself, as Fluttershy thrashed about within Dash. >She was swimming in your semen that had filled Dash, torn between the idea of being surrounded by your essence, and no longer being in its source. >The movement was pushing Dash’s innards around, causing her bowels to shift and flex around your member as you continued to pump into her. >Surely you would be finished sometime soon... >You’d produced an extraordinary amount of semen, yes, but you were beyond what your body could capacitate now. >Perhaps this was Zecora’s potion at work? Were you doomed to eternal ejaculation? >Feeling the fluid start to build up in her bowels, you watched as her stomach visibly started to bulge as your semen worked its way up her intestinal tract.

4 hours later 7012236 NetherPony Sticky Situations
>>7012221 >Her skin becoming taught, you could hear the copious amounts of fluid slosh within her stomach as Fluttershy fought just below in another section of her body. >Seeing as how the pumping had died down now, you pulled out of Rainbow’s now full rectum. >You were still leaking, but you weren’t spewing everywhere. >Dash had a look of content on her face, a grin creeping up her features. >As you lay down on the bed, finally able to relax, she started to hiccup. >You felt yourself leak onto your crotch, the fluid running down your thighs and sides onto the bed. >You no longer cared though, wanting nothing more than to just relax. >As Rainbow continued to hiccup on top of your pulsating member, she donned a devious look. “Rainbow, I know that look. What are you planning.” >“Well Anon, it’d be a shame to let Zecora’s potion go to waste, don’t you think?” >You were getting ready to question exactly what she meant by that, but she was already awkwardly walking out of the bedroom. >Her occasional moan signaled that she was enjoying being full, and you could only guess as to what she had planned. >Nothing prepared you for what came next though. >She had returned to the bedroom, branding a collection of at least six empty jugs. “You can’t be serious.” >“Please Anon?” “Why?” >“Because... Just do it, okay!” >Was it weird? Sure. But you did feel like you owed her something, seeing as she managed to get Fluttershy out of you. >Not to mention she was retaining quite a bit of your fluid right now, so you had her to thank for relieving your swollen testicles as well.

4 hours later 7012254 NetherPony Sticky Situations
>>7012236 “Fine” you said, reaching out for the first empty jug that was within reach. >She half squeed with joy, but it turned into a moan as Fluttershy renewed her efforts to escape Rainbow. >Apparently, she figured out that if Rainbow orgasmed, she could chance an escape. >The scary part was, she was probably right. >She realized Fluttershy’s plan at about the same time you did though, and started formulation her own counter. >She was moaning more frequently now, and you could almost trace her route through your house using echolocation. >She returned to the bedroom with a glass jar and popped the lid off. >Squatting over it, she let Fluttershy continue her thrashing about. >Her eyes suddenly narrowed however, as you watched a large amount of mass shift. >She let out a throaty growl, followed shortly by a long moan. >Her nether lips quivered and she sat down on the jar’s opening as best she could. >Her plan was working, as Fluttershy leaped at the opportunity and barreled out of Rainbow at an alarming rate. >Right into the glass prison she’d prepared. >You watched as the yellow goo that was Fluttershy splashed down into the jar, bringing with her a fair amount of your semen. >Watching Rainbow orgasm caused you to suddenly increase in your own output. >You fumbled to grip the empty jug, and positioned your tip at its opening. >You chose to watch Rainbow as you slowly filled the jug. >She’d been holding that orgasm back for a fair bit, and was enjoying riding it out. >Seeing Fluttershy realize what was going on only made the moment sweeter.

4 hours later 7012262 ImperiusDictatio Happy New Year (New Years.jpg 480x640 117kB)
>>7010853 Happy New Year right back from the vastly superior East Coast. Let the new year begin and let the spaghetti flow in rivers. Forward unto dawn!

4 hours later 7012267 NetherPony Sticky Situations
>>7012254 >Rainbow let out a couple of good sized gushes of your semen before tightening back up and quickly applying the lid to the nearly full jar. >Checking the contents of the jug you’d taken to filling, you figured you were roughly half way to it’s maximum capacity. >Impressed by your own augmented production, you watched as you continued to slowly ooze a consistent amount of semen into the container. >Rainbow walked over to you and your near filled container, swapping it out for an empty one. >You sighed, and aligned your oozing phallus to its opening and started to fill it as well. >You watched as Rainbow sat down on the floor, in front of the jar that was filled with one liquid swirling around another. >The liquid stopped swirling and massed itself to one side of the container, apparently watching Rainbow. >You were too, interested in seeing what she was going to do with that rather large container. >She eyed the jar that contained Fluttershy, putting the container full of your semen to her lips. >Evidently, she wanted Fluttershy to watch as she gulped down an impressive amount of semen. >Not realizing it was affecting you, you felt the weight of the jug you were filling increase, catching yourself before it overflowed. >Rainbow continued to gulp down the semen, causing the goo that was Fluttershy to gurgle an ‘eep’ out. >She set the jug down after emptying half of it into her already bloated stomach, and rubbed her belly while looking at Fluttershy.

4 hours later 7012299 NetherPony Sticky Situations (1349042485824.png 800x900 114kB)
>>7012267 >Hearing so much liquid slosh about inside her caused her to orgasm for the umpteenth time today, leaking a small amount of fluid onto the carpeting of your bedroom, followed by a content sigh. “I take it you have plans for this stuff?” >“Just fill up the rest of the jugs, Anon. If you’re still going after that, we can move to the bathroom...” “Wow, seriously?” >“What? She got to swim in it!” >You sighed. “Fuck it. Might as well. Kinda kinky, I guess.” -------- That's all I've got for this update. Links n shit: Sticky Situations - http://pastebin.com/0TitcsA1 Me - http://pastebin.com/u/NetherPony Yeah. Any and all feedback would be appreciated!

4 hours later 7012341 Anonymous
>>7011942 >Be day 420 in equestria. >You are smoking a joint and walking around town, p0nies ask what you are doing and you reply with 'just a human thing' and continue on your way. >Nop0ny seemed to mind and that meant you could continue. >Love and tolerance niggah. >On one of your afternoon 'walks' you get stopped by some green p0ne. >"Are you smoking the marijuanas?" >Niggah what. How the tap dancing nipple saucer do you know what marijuana is? >Said pone looks back at her cutie mark. >Pot leaf. >You look closer to her eyes, and she scoots back a bit. >It looked like she was trying to keep a straight face infront of your serious poker face. >So she basically looked as baked as one of Pinkie Pies cakes. >A wide smile cracks your lips apart. "Pony, you high. Go home." >"B-but no one I know smokes it, and I don't wanna do it alone if I can." >Well you suppose you could do it. It does mean free weed. "I suppose, whats your name?" >Her grin was the megaist. "My names 420swagmaster." >The grin wipes off your face, and you 360 smoke the rest of the joint in one puff before moonwalking away. >Today was an above average altitude day.

4 hours later 7012354 Murphy
First park of the new year! For me, at least. Specifically, I'm parking from bed, which means I'm likely to fall asleep at a moments notice. That said, taking requests!

4 hours later 7012368 Cool Guy
>>7012354 KISS in Equestria

4 hours later 7012378 Anonymous
>>7012341 >while moonwalking away*

4 hours later 7012401 Chancellor of Cheerilee
>>7012354 You know what I want.

4 hours later 7012450 Anonymous
Someone should write a CUHRAYZEE Anon in Equestria. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORgSuIIesIE

4 hours later 7012461 Anonymous
i've been banned ._.

4 hours later 7012465 Anonymous (cutest little thing in dark souls.jpg 418x345 32kB)
>>7012341 >420swagmaster kill yourself

4 hours later 7012490 HippyPony (The scrambled squads have been doubled.jpg 929x860 152kB)
>>7011942 Do it. As for project updates, I'm going to wait till nether is done to post a preview of the next purity chapter. Currently devising a way to make space opera p0nies viable. I can see the mane 6 running capital ships with their cutie marks stamped on them. Earth would have been one of the rim planets that was absorbed peacefully into the navy. Anon would be the first human traded off on an exchange program to adopt different races and spread some culture. "Anonymous to SS Eclipse: engaging afterburners to intercept. Orders upon arrival?" "Luna to Anonymous- No survivors. They're part of the changeling horde, no quarter should be given nor expected.

4 hours later 7012530 Brew
Parking from 2012 in a terminal at SeaTac airport. Because I'm bored... Anybody interested in more Come Together? Kind of in a writing mood, might get something in unless I can somehow manage to pass out on the plane.

4 hours later 7012603 ZeldaStep
Nether, I dont wanna backlin to you but I enjoyed your story. Made me giggle quite a bit at some parts. Anyeay, continueing from >>7012142 "But you didn't speak in rhymes just now! What gives?!" >"Buck the police. Now leave some of that here with me. I'll grow it nice and quick, you will see." >You don't even- fuck logic. "Err...alright here take this bag." >She seems giddy and you leave to avoid the mindfuck of her rhyming. >Fucking zebras. >When you get back to P0nyville you make arrangements for where you're staying. Apparently you're going to alternate with a different p0ny every night. >Works for you dude. Today you stay with Fluttershy. >When you get settled in you start up a conversation with Fluttershy. "So, Fluttershy, you wanna hit this?" >You show her the joint you had rolled. You always kept a few on you in your little 'joint case'. >"Well um...I-I don't know. Wh-what if its dangerous to p0nies?" "Well, it shouldn't be, Zecora had some too." >You think back to how she said it made her rhyme. You hope theres a god here that listens while you beg for it to not be that way for p0nies. >"Oh, well I guess I could..." "Great! Here give me a second to light it up." >You whip out your trusty Zippo and flick it open. You're so glad you had just got this refilled. You light the joint and make sure it hits properly before looking at Fluttershy.

4 hours later 7012625 Anonymous
>>7012530 The answer is always yes. Except for Drury Lane. Today I learned that I only happened to stop reading right at the beginning of the chapter where Mahonie RAEPS Pinkie Pie . I just had to go an read another chapter despite all warning.

4 hours later 7012684 ZeldaStep
>>7012603 "Okay well, all you have to do is inhale through the joint. That make sense?" >"Oh...um okay, I'll try." >Maybe you should have warned her it'd be a little rough. Oh well, you put the joint in her mouth and hold it for her. >You dont trust hooves yet. She seems to be doing as you said and she backs up with a flutter of her wings. >The wind consequently knocks the joint out of your hand. You swear it falls in slow-motion. >It hurts physically when it hits the ground and you quickly scoop it up. Making sure its okay you turn to Fluttershy. "What the hell was that-" >You may have misjudged just how high grade that shit was...Fluttershy doesn't look like she can move. >Still conscious, but thats some serious fucking couch-lock. You feel kinda bad now. "Oh. Hehe, sorry Flutters. I'll take ya to your bed." >You do just that and try to make her comfortable before you leave, heading to your own sleeping arangements. >You had finished the joint and decided to call it a night. Sleep came quickly, as it always did after you smoked.

4 hours later 7012692 Anonymous
>>7012299 I think I gagged at least five or six times while reading this. don't stop

4 hours later 7012744 ZeldaStep (1356997342458.png 792x612 147kB)
>>7012684 >Day Marijuana Part 2. >Ahhh what a wonderful sleep. You love waking up the day after getting high. You feel ready to begin the day! >The day passes quickly with you chilling at Flutters' house and around P0nyville in general. >Today, you room with Rarity! Joy. >You didn't really like her uptightness. You wonder what a hit of this stuff will do to her. >With everything all set up and dinner having been eaten, you and Rarity relax a bit. You bring up the same approach you did with Fluttershy. >She seemed against the idea but you changed her mind quickly when you lit another joint and blew some smoke at her. >She looked pissed that you blew smoke at her, but at the same time, entranced by the glorious smell. >"Well, I suppose a little wouldn't hurt..." "Cool! Here-" >You go to put it to her mouth but she stops you and grabs it with magic. Yeah, that works too. >She takes her hit and loses her hold on the joint when she starts coughing. Again, the scene plays out in slow-motion. >You could get tired of that fairly quickly. You turn to Rarity to find her a bit wobbly. But hey, at least she's still standing! >"Why, I feel tingly all over!" >She titters and starts walking up to you. You reflexively walk backwards. >"Now darling~, where are you going! Come to mama!" >Dear god what have you done.

4 hours later 7012769 Anonymous
>>7012299 >She got to swim in it >Rainbow Dash bathing in hot monkey semen whyboner.jpg That was disturbingly enjoyable and pretty funny in some parts. I now want to listen to RD walk around with sloshing noises emanating from just about everywhere in her abdomen. The weirder this gets; the better. The hiccuping kinda made me cringe a bit. It wasn't about bad writing or anything like that, but the thought of why Dash was hiccuping was rather uncomfortable. It is a little weird that she was hiccuping from being filled in her ass so much. You're going to be all over with this aren't you? Welp, I'm gonna have to go to bed with a whyboner for the new year.

4 hours later 7012829 Anonymous (CUHRAZYE.jpg 508x608 46kB)
>>7012450 As much as i love the idea, how would we go about doing it? Would it just be a anon that does everything with a CUHRAYZEE flair? Maybe a adventure story with a massively cocky douchebag anon being a monster hunter? would be hard to get him balanced enough that people won't scream mary-sue...

4 hours later 7012850 ZeldaStep
>>7012744 "Uh, Rarity, don't you think this is rather...uncouth?" >You reply hastily, using one of her favorite words to try to get her to regain some self-control. >"Oh well, a lady can't always be so tight~, she has to loosen up eventually~." >Dear god the innuendos. Your more turned on than you have any right to be. You try to book it out of Carousel Boutique, your no horsefucker! >Then suddenly, fucking magic. She levitates you back in front of her and starts walking to her room. >"Now now, Anonymous. You shouldn't refuse a lady! Come, you sleep with me tonight~." >That night was a marshmallow stuffing night. And that's all for now. I'll be doing a oneshot for each of the mane 6 and maybe another character if I feel up to it. Tomorrow of course. Now, its time for sleep. Now some really good author is gonna start posting and I won't be able to sleep.

4 hours later 7012906 Anonymous
>>7012299 What was your inspiration for starting this story, anyway? (If you can even call it a story, given that it looks like it'll just be a series of loosely-connected horrifying clop oneshots.) Are you really just a massive /d/eviant or something?

4 hours later 7012911 Murphy
>>7012401 You're going to have to specify, my cursed friend; you've requested a LOT of things in the past. In fact, I might still have some lying about I could pick up... >>7012368 Don't know enough about KISS to attempt this.

4 hours later 7012981 Cool Guy
>>7012850 >your Stopped reading there.

4 hours later 7012983 HippyPony Catalyst Preview: Purity (pt. 2) (cyberdash.jpg 800x500 99kB)
>Rainbow hummed to herself as she dipped to and fro, to a tune all her own. A smile on her face, mane hidden behind the civilian helmet. License for flight, her pseudonym sending out it's ping to local and wandering sky-cops, had an orange glow on her coat shoulder. Her tail comfortable inside the protection cylinder, it too was hidden in the black and sectioned tube. >Flight suit beneath the LunaCorp. Coat, thick and thermally protected. Cobalt, a darker shade of her own hue. It was quiet gear, really. The loose sections of the coat that rippled over her covered flank even got a few offhand and assumed whispers under the officers breath that passed her by. >Those ellipses beneath her wings. Those needed the shielding. Those had their own glaze of protective epoxy, absorbing the contraband scanners the other city-sworn Pegasi had. >No visible cutie mark, and brandishing a “valid” license. A flowing garment that, despite it's aerodynamics, simply oozed the authority from somep0ny probably funding their retirement payroll in legal silence. >On top of it, it wasn't like they really knew a shapely, blue, long-coated mare had any real function toward being dangerous. >If only they adhered to her old units creed. The most revered amongst them, with all the changelings. >”It only takes one.” >She chuckled to herself in the moon brightened azure sky. They'd find out, soon enough.

4 hours later 7012990 Chancellor of Cheerilee (Moose is drunk again He's keeping the drunk one locked away though..jpg 640x480 19kB)
>>7012911 The puppet. That one showed promsis. Sorry for the spelling, I've had a little too much to drink. Rum is amazing.

4 hours later 7013007 HippyPony Catalyst Preview: Purity (pt. 2)
>>7012983 >Even with the leisurely speed limit they inflicted on the world above all the earths and unicorns, she was quickly approaching. The world below was a sweetly glistening, voluptuous net of transport pod rails, street lights, and advertisements. Rooftops under her flashed red with landing pads, circles encompassing the universal symbol of a rearing, maneless pegasi with outstretched wings. The stars above were pale and bleak in comparison to the shifting ocular pollution billowing from far below. >The glimmer of late night lights within windows. The neon flare of the Firmware's logo, the trio of cyan hexes neatly against one another in an old friends oh-so-personal pattern. The way they sat atop the violet star, the corporate named underlined by silver and glowing angles. >The tower loomed. >She smiled. >Perhaps that was too strong a word... >With all it's inner workings, the skeletal crew appearing as wandering shadows in the squares, she felt no form of fear. Why should she? >She had no reason to hurt them. They sure as hell couldn't hurt her. >The tower. >It was only waiting. >However restricted, however significant with it's threat, she passed cleanly beyond the sensor threshold. Not a single ping of alarm, her own or otherwise, arrived in her AR. That coat was a magnificently layered sandwich of goodies for such occasions. >The well-armed antibodies within that beast's hollow flesh were sleeping. So, she waited. Hovered in wordless thought, her wings flapping generously to keep her aloft. She drank it in, floating serenely to the closest lit window. >Rainbow tapped a booted, treaded hoof to the reinforced glass. Clink clink.

4 hours later 7013027 HippyPony Catalyst Preview: Purity (pt. 2)
>>7013007 >The p0ny she'd noticed inside looked out toward her. Some janitor in a silly, pale violet jumpsuit. He was wielding a mop when he noticed her, his hat spun backwards to let his horn stick out from a scraggly brown mane. >Just as dumb and trusting of another pony as ever, he pointed. She flapped beside him in the air, drooping between each gentle upward tug her fresh, brand-spanking-new wings gave her. >He pushed something on the other side. The window slid open, vanishing into a slit within the support beam. >”You need some directions?” He asked. >”Nnnnnah.” she cooed, her helmet turning her voice plastic. She neatly landed inside, gentle hoofsteps squeaking upon his freshly cleaned floor. >”Don't be emarrassed, cutie. It happens all the time, y'know? All the buildings look the same. Where you lookin' to go?” >Rainbow took a single, deep, smiling breath. She pinged her flight suit. >He was rendered dumb, and without air. She heard him whimper. >She understood why, of course. There weren't exactly any p0nies with any *good* record with the sort of colored, glorious locks that spilled forth. They swung to kiss the ground; a bit overdramatic, even in her mind. The egg-heads at the lab hadn't thought to her preference at keeping it short. >”It wasn't so much where I am,” she said. “As to who I'm looking for.” >With a single, swinging bump of her hips, she pinged the electromagnetic shields in her coat into an overcharge. The safeties bypassed by simple, instantly exercised will, the crackle of electricity sent him into a fit of teeth-chattering spasms upon the floor.

4 hours later 7013045 HippyPony Catalyst Preview: Purity (pt. 2)
>>7013027 >She went to the nearest table. Putting both forehooves beneath it, the pre-molded surface began to groan at it's base as she started to lift. A crack formed in the curve, letting out the shrill whine of tearing metal. >Up it went, every kilo slamming into the ceiling and sending the lights into flickering malfunctions. The few objects on it's surface shattered or tumbled violently in every direction before it met the floor on it's side, several factory made tiles crumpling and flying free of the adhesive and bolts which had kept them in place. >”I'm looking for a certain woman.” She said, walking closer to the floored male. She put a single hoof on another standing table, looking for a good place to send it's accoutrements. >To hell with it. Anywhere would do at that point. >As smaller, more solid objects embedded in walls, a holographic projector exploded into a cloud of luminescent residue. The puff was a fog of static in 3-d space, dispersing as it fell to the floor like tiny snowflakes. >”I probably should have asked the secretary, but you know-” Rainbow stood over him, literally, her legs outstretched over his twitching body. His wide, fluttering eyes tried in vain to focus upon her consistently. >She grinned at him. >She moved to pet some of his electrically frizzled mane from his face, using the tip of her wing. “I think the girl I'm looking for will appreciate this way best. Even if it messes up all your hard work...” >Rainbow drew her tongue along her lips, and clicked it against her teeth when it retreated. “Sorry about this... “Cutie.” >Table three. >Well, would you look at that. So neat, so tidy. So clean and structured and ready for the it's next use. And every ampoule, beaker, and dish upon it was made of glass. >How poetic, she thought. --

4 hours later 7013074 Anonymous
Does anyone know of a good place with articles and such to improve my writing?

4 hours later 7013101 Cool Guy
>>7013074 no

4 hours later 7013141 Gadget
>>7013074 I hate to say it, but you improve your writing through practice. Articles will perhaps give you tips on how someone else writes, but that's about it.

4 hours later 7013188 Anonymous
>>7012829 Just give him a Dante personality, where he takes nothing seriously. It should make him more likeable.

4 hours later 7013299 Chancellor of Cheerilee (Grammar School Line up..png 1026x204 22kB)
>>7013074 Yes/no. The Grammar School will give some tips, but we'll help when you actually make a story. Come one, come all! The Grammar School™ is a place of joy and learning! Unless your name is Navarone, then you're the fucking teacher. The Grammar School™ is a place where writers get together, talk about story ideas, fix grammar/spelling errors, and, if they're there, plot hole issues. Due to the amount of time people are actually talking about their stories Again, unless you're Navarone then only two or three people have read it all , we mostly chat about what comes to mind. If you wish to join, add me(anone moose) : dog2man or Hazardus Havard: hazardus_havard Include in the contact request your name(If you have one) and Grammar School. In the picture is a list of the current members. The current mods of the grammar school are: Anone Moose(Creator) Navarone (Master) Hazard (Master) I'm too out off it to make any revisions.

5 hours later 7013880 Chancellor of Cheerilee
Who wants a narration from a drunk me? If you want me in gasmask, type gas mask.

5 hours later 7013942 Wuten
>>7013880 http://pastebin.com/wis3RHnS gas mask Ring in the new year with it, why don'tcha?

5 hours later 7014103 RedHawk (lel.png 1271x131 24kB)
Weekly reminder to Wuten that his stories can generate autismal rage

5 hours later 7014123 Kvetha
If I were to write a story about a post-apocalyptic future for equestria, but Anon is a part of it, would that go in fallout equestria, or here?

5 hours later 7014133 Anonymous
>>7014103 weekly reminder that no one cares.

5 hours later 7014150 Anonymous
>>7014103 Autism vs Autism Fight!

5 hours later 7014159 RedHawk
>>7014133 hey at least I saged

5 hours later 7014171 Cool Guy
>>7014123 I'd say here, since it has Anon in it.

5 hours later 7014216 ImperiusDictatio (1322536943672.png 640x360 142kB)
>>7014103 What the fuck am I reading?

5 hours later 7014255 Fitz
>>7014123 If it has an anon in it, I believe it would go in the Anon in Equestria thread, but I see no reason why you couldn't post it in both. I tried sharing my fallout anon story in the FAiE thread and got mixed reviews.

5 hours later 7014256 RedHawk
>>7014216 http://www.fimfiction.net/story/44741/sonic-boom Check out the comments below; it's not too far down.

5 hours later 7014267 Anonymous
>>7013880 Do it. >>7013942 Yes,yes,anon and cadance stories are always good.

5 hours later 7014377 Anonymous
>>7014255 >>7014123 Fallout: Equestria and Fallout share two different universes. And not all post-apocalyptic futures of Equestria would necessarily be in the universe of Fallout: Equestria. Post it here for Anon.

5 hours later 7014401 Wuten
>>7014256 You'll have to set it to "Oldest First" before you go looking, however.

5 hours later 7014440 RedHawk
>>7014401 Thanks for the save, just checked again and I couldn't find it

5 hours later 7014491 Chancellor of Cheerilee
>>7013942 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cnqzI2Fmlu NIGHT,,,

5 hours later 7014541 Anonymous
>>7007284 the OP made me nostalga hard for mechwarriors. now it's online and shit, fuck that. that is all.

5 hours later 7014545 Kvetha (1356851671426.jpg 300x300 31kB)
>>7014491 Never have lol'd so hard.

5 hours later 7014730 CYOA_AiE New Years
>Day New Years Eve nigh in Equestria >The party has been going, and the music thumping; only your closest friends came over to the party, the EOH, and their plus 1 guest. >No kids, no distractions, no inhibitions. >Rarity and you sit on the couch smooching up a storm, breaking away, she gulps down a hefty serving of a malt beverage. >”Wooo!” She screams while shaking her head, “Do try some dear it’s delightful.” She says pouring it onto you without a warning. >Spilling it over you, it splashes on your face and shirt. “Oh dear, guess we’ll have to clean that up.” She smiles magicing your shirt off, and using it to clean you up. >To drunk to even get phased by it, you laugh and nibble at her neck, “Oh stop~” She says batting you with a hoof >Day New Years morning in Equestria >Groaning awake, not surprisingly on the floor, you look around at the mess of beer bottles and party favors. Pinkie can throw one hell of a party. >The last thing you remember was sharing drinks with Applejack and Braeburn, everyone had already gone home, and it was just those two with you and Rarity. >Placing your hands down, you feel a warm mass. Looking over in fright, you see >The sunlight from the window gently warms your face, giving a nice wake up as you gently rub your eyes. >Anonymous is such a party animal despite his usual calm and reserved self, letting out a small ladylike yawn, you look over at the hurled mass next to you one the bed. ”Anonymous darling, I must say that must have been a magnificent buck last night, my whole backside is sore.” You smile rubbing your flank, rolling onto him, you pull back the sheets to give him a big kiss good morning. A golden mane is what greets you however, “Applejack!?” You scream as the mare snorts up awake

5 hours later 7014739 CYOA_AiE
>>7014730 >”Hmm! Wha?! Where am I?” She yells startled before getting sleepy and rubbing her eyes, “Rarity? What er ya doin here?” She asks pulling off the sheets to reveal a large stallion strap on, “An what the hay is this!?” >Before another word can be exchanged, a scream downstairs catches your attention. >Smacking Braeburn in the face with a pillow, you get up from underneath the sheet and stand before him, butt ass naked. “What the hell are you doing here?!” You yell in disbelief before you realize your naked, >Covering your crotch, you scream just as Rarity and Applejack come running down the hall, locking eyes with one another, both of you scream out in shock at the other. >”Why are you naked?! And what are you doing with Braeburn!?” Rarity screams at you “Why does Applejack have a dick!? And why is she with you?!” You yell back as Braeburn stands up. >”Now before y’all start hollerin, I think I might be able to answer all yer questions.” >”What?!” The lot of you scream >Braeburn sits himself on the couch sipping some tea Rarity made, looking over at her, he smiles “Nice tea, Jasmine right?” He asks as she nods “Magnificent.” >Setting his tea down, he clears his throat. “Now it all started when..” >The past night >Sitting at the couch, you and Rarity drink with Applejack and Braeburn. >”Darn it Rarity, I dun told ya we aint datin, Brae is just good family is all.” >”What a waste, you two would make a cute couple.” She replies before knocking back more of her drink “Still, if you don’t want him, I’ll take him.” >”Anon is right there.” Applejack points out >”Oh he can watch.” She says leaning into you, “Would you like that Anon? Watching me get rutted by a young strapping buck…or maybe you would like to join us?” She teases seductively

5 hours later 7014753 CYOA_AiE
>>7014739 “Only if I get to fuck Applejack.” You joke as Applejack looks at you in shock, >“Funeh ya should say that, ol AJ here is real soft on ya Anon.” Braeburn points out as he gets jabbed in the stomach. >”Is that true?” Rarity asks as AJ looks away not saying a word, “Applejack?” >”Fine I do like Anon, but…” >”Well this night is all about having fun, lets swap.” Rarity suggest as you look at her, “Applejack can have Anon tonight, and I’ll get Braeburn. I’ll lend him to you Applejack, but just for tonight.” “Whoa,” You protest “You cant be serious about doing this.” >”Of course I am, I would have not suggested it otherwise.” She says snobbish “Now come, the bedroom waits.” >In the bedroom, you, Applejack, Rarity, and Braeburn all lay in bed making out with the new swapped partners. >Kissing Applejack passionately, you run your hands down her side before flipping her over and pounding her like mad. >Braeburn has mounted Rarity as well, and is riding her like a rental car. Hard, unforgiving, and with no regard for her, finishing up, he dismounts and takes a breather while Rarity crawls over and begins to make out with Applejack. >Expended as well, you pull out and let the two go at it while you crawl off and watch with Braeburn on the side. >The two mares rub against one another in throws of passion, seeing her horn glow, Rarity brings out one of her “toys” a large stallion strap on that you would use in place of your less than capable penis. >Mares can have pretty large vaginas, so the toy was much needed “support” >Strapping it on herself, she bends AJ over but AJ pulls a reversal, >”Hey!” Rarity yells, “Release me you ruffian!”

5 hours later 7014770 CYOA_AiE
>>7014753 >”Sorry Rarity, but I’ve been wanting to ride you since the day we met.” She grins “Now put that big ol bad boy on me, and bite down on the pillow, I’m goin in hard.” >Rarity’s façade of in control hard ass is quickly dropped as you have found out, she has a serious submissive side, and loves to be dominated, but only when met with a force that is more aggressive than her. Plus I think she wanted the d from Applejack too. >Mounting Rarity and thrusting into her, Applejack begins her assault on Rarity’s tight, wet pussy. You can hear and see Braeburn’s cum getting scooped out and dribbling down her body. >Getting “back up”, you walk over and try to fuck AJ, but she’s thrusting in and out so hard and fast, that she knocks you back and onto the floor. >Rarity is to busy getting her marshmallow stuffing bucked out of her to notice you’ve taken a fall. >”Whoa there partner, you all right?” Breaburn asks “Yeah I guess.” You stumble getting up, leaning onto him, he smiles deviously, >”Lets give these two some privacy, they’ll seek us out when they’re ready.” >Escorting you down the hall and into the living room, he sits you on the couch and places himself next to you. “Them mares sure are a resilient lot aint they? They can just keep buckin till the cows come home, us males like tah take things slow and short.” “I guess.” >Looking down at you, he places his lips over your cock and begins to clean you from the base to the tip in long powerful strokes, “What the fuck are you doing?” You groan doing little to stop this pleasurable sensation, even if it’s a male >He stops sucking to look up at you, “Why, just giving yer little fella here some attention, he’s sure is a real cutie.” He smiles licking you from the balls up all the while giving you this sensual “come take me” eyes

5 hours later 7014795 Wuten (1337788750116.gif 334x193 2095kB)
>>7014491 Good night, sweet prince... >saved for the greater good

5 hours later 7014800 CYOA_AiE
>>7014770 >Panting, you grab his face, spin him around facing the table, and lift his ass into the air, grabbing hold, you angle it just right before plunging your hard man meat into his tight unexplored asshole. >Frowning and focusing solely on thrusting, you pound him repeatedly until each stroke glides in, every so often he clenches hard and almost squeezes your cock right back out. >Giving him a reach around, you stroke his dick furiously as your hands fly up and down simply by the sheer amount of semen and fluids his dick has been releasing this whole time. >Blowing his load first, he cries out in pleasure as he expels his seed onto the floor and table, coating it in a fine blot of white stallion muck. >Falling onto him, he gently guides you to the floor and away from the spot where he came buckets. Instead resting himself on it, he cuddles next to you and falls asleerp. >Present day >”And that’s jus about everythin I know.” Braeburn completes as you all stare dumbfounded “I can’t believe this shit.” You say holding your face >”It happened Anon, and might I say, you were a very gentle lover, made mah first time sumthin special.” He smiles getting close to you and kissing you on the cheek >Silence fills the room as nobody knows what to say to the other, >Braeburn is the first to break the silence as he turns to face you, “So, what or WHO are we gonna do for the next party?” He asks with a laugh as Applejack bucks him off the couch and clear out the window. >Today was a bad way to start the year Happy New Year

5 hours later 7014804 Butthurter
>>7014491 >"IT'S TOO LONG, WUTNA" I lost my shit Also happy new years AiE from a only slighty tipsy tripfag who has made the resolution to start writing sometime this year

5 hours later 7014805 MisterTibbs
Do I post often enough to be put back on the active list?

5 hours later 7014836 Anonymous
>>7014491 Nice. Thank you.

5 hours later 7014846 Fitz
>>7014805 If you post a story within the last 14 days, then yes. Ask Void, as he is the one handling the aie list pastebin

5 hours later 7014898 Anonymous (1316052589448.jpg 254x261 75kB)
>>7014753 >Mares can have pretty large vaginas, so the toy was much needed "support" Stopped reading right there. It's like you've never read Vhatug's guide for writing clop.

5 hours later 7014994 Anonymous (images.jpg 229x220 6kB)
>mfw I know how To Act a God is going to turn out

6 hours later 7015028 Anonymous (size of ponis and also penises.png 1392x2290 2853kB)
>>7014898 It's also like he's never seen this image. Monkey dick would be just the right size, actually.

6 hours later 7015149 Evets
>>7014898 >>7015028 Eh different writers different dimensions. Not a big deal.

6 hours later 7015160 Kvetha
>>7015028 People, I'm not gonna lie, I've been drinking. I was working one some one shots earlier, but I want to write something longer. Problem is, all my creatives are gone. Anybody got a good idea? Something with love, loss, feels, something good.

6 hours later 7015269 Anonymous
>>7015160 Anon finds a baby changeling (male/female/other) in the woods or somewhere and takes it back to ponyville. He either raises it or tries to find a new home for it.

6 hours later 7015310 Fitz
>>7015160 Anon buddies up with an exiled pony in the everfree, and the exiled pony was a background from Ponyville that now holds a grudge on the town, and fills Anon's head with lies about them to make him frustrated and want to bring justice. lol instant idea that is probably shit

6 hours later 7015325 Evets (1353960884530.jpg 1600x1600 419kB)
>>7015160 Derpy X battles Flutterzilla! Anon must harness the power of love and friendship to stop them from destroying Ponyville.

6 hours later 7015326 Anonymous
>>7015269 And the p0nies find out and they kill the changeling. Or just, you know exile it or some shit like that.

6 hours later 7015352 Kvetha
>>7015310 When I heard this, I instantly thought Derpy.

6 hours later 7015373 Kvetha
>>7015269 >>7015326 Im gonna go ahead and do this one. See ya'll later.

6 hours later 7015488 Fitz
>>7015373 You could mix all of it together, anon with an exiled changling baby or some shit later though, and good writing!

6 hours later 7015819 TexAnon
>>7012850 Marshmallow stuffing. My nigga. >Day high fashion in Equestria >You and Rarity were going about the boutique discussing fashion trends. >Well you were just listening in and giving your occasional opinion. >Here's one now! "Rarity, everyp0ny should wear socks, always." >She gasps audibly while a light blush cuts across her cheeks. >"Why should we go about in lingerie? Do you take us for exhibitionists!?!" She says, the shock apparent in her voice. >Pony socks are lingerie? "But I thought wearing socks was just one of those adorable things you ponies do..." you think for a moment "So that picture spike has of you wearing socks-" >"He has WHAT!?!" >Lol fap material "I helped twilight clean up the other day after one of pinkies parties and I found that picture of you in his pillow case when I pulled it out of the fridge." >Oh pinkie parties, you so crazy. >Gross, he's probably fapped to it "Gross, he's probably fapped to it." >Rarity seems disgusted by that mental image >"I thought his admiration was cute at first butthis is sick. Anonymous, please procure that photo while I have a little TALK with spike." "Uh sure, what should I do with it?" >She looks at you with half lidded eyes. >"Be a dear and destroy it for me. Then when I return, if you'd like we could take some more pictures later." she says as she trots out of the boutique leaving you there with pants that were noticeably tighter than they were a minute ago. >Man fuck spike, today is gonna be a marshmallow stuffing day.

7 hours later 7016186 Anonymous (1351793855190.jpg 600x600 48kB)
>>7012850 >That night was a marshmallow stuffing night.

8 hours later 7017368 Anonymous
>>7015149 Consistency. Canonically, ponies reproduce in the standard mammalian manner. They don't have any crazy budding action or shit. I don't see why ponies would biologically get rid of 'telescoping action' mentioned in Vhatug's clop guide. 'Different author, different styles' wouldn't account for other similar biological differences, such as suddenly having purple blood instead of red.

8 hours later 7017580 Anonymous
Hey here's an idea A baby Anonymous is found by the cmc And is taken to Twilight or some other pone whilst Scootaloo tries to become the best big sister ever

9 hours later 7017644 Maverick127
>>7015028 >compared to the 20 mins of a human >stallions have a sexual stamina of around 12 seconds wow, no wonder Fluttershy tries to get monkey dick

9 hours later 7017870 Anonymous
story idea... well not so much an idea, as a part... anon frustrated as fuck with twilight her freinds, and being in a world not his own (he just arrived), that his is about to snap. cue celestias arrival, anon not being told any of this, who she is, or even what she is, snaps "and WHO TRHE FUCK ARE YOU" in his best impression of royal canterlot. anon, taller than celestia, muscular, and fairly intimidating for a human, says it with such force that it even makes celestia do that little filly huddle thing a bit. anon isnt sent to the moon, or rid of, all i have is that one part, not even enough for an idea but yea... i just thought the idea of him takeing so much till he cant take any more and snapping at celestia would be intresting.

9 hours later 7017919 Anonymous
>>7017870 Are you the same anon who always has those REALLY bad story ideas at this time of night?

9 hours later 7018027 Anonymous
>>7011474 I have Silver Spoon being molested.

9 hours later 7018225 Anonymous
>>7017919 Probably. He can't even spell or use proper grammar.

10 hours later 7018292 PonyGone (424208_364342063590998_264612063563999_1221839_919507563_n.jpg 600x600 96kB)
So I did writing and stuff... If its bad, sorry, I am tired and my head hurts from new years. I literally JUST wrote this. Sorry again if it is bad, and if there are grammar/spelling errors.

10 hours later 7018296 Anonymous
>>7018225 story idea... fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

10 hours later 7018306 PonyGone
>It was another day on the scene. >Taking a walk, just because. >No one ever told you NOT to. >It is, just because it is, ya know? >A carnival, out of the blue. >It was sudden, and quick. >You never seen it >Like ripping a band aid off. >But in this case, it was a carnival. >Things began to stretch, and your vision began to get fuzzy >... >You stumble inside the tent, after being welcomed by a jester with a frown. >"Welcome..." >Things were spinning. >Weird voices bounced everywhere. >FUCK >You must be drunk... Or high... Or SOMETHING. >The fabric of the tent was soft as you pulled back on it. >A gust of cold wind and laughter greeted you on your way in.

10 hours later 7018311 PonyGone
>>7018306 >You turn back and watch as the light dies down. >Smiling faces, with silly hats, and all the little people began to disappear. >HOLY SHIT! >Music began playing. >You see people, roughly your age, sitting in rows. >Not wanting to be the oddball, you join in their laughter. >The tent was A LOT bigger on the inside. >Pictures of creatures, mostly ponies, doing silly acts were all over the wall. >A stage was in the middle, empty, with a stage lights shining down on it. >The laughter died down and the crowd sat at the edge of their seats. >Again, not wanting to be the oddball, you sit and act as the rest of them. >A tiny tent began to rise from the ground. >... >A Man peeps his head out. >The crowds looked at him in shock, an almost disappointed look. >That man returns the look. >He walks out of the tiny tent, with a cane and top hat that seemed to be worn out. >"FOR THE BENEFITS OF DISCORD, THERE WILL BE A SHOW TONIGHT ON TRAMPOLINE..." >Suddenly, the sets began to jiggle. >The entire tent seemed to be on top of a giant trampoline.

10 hours later 7018321 PonyGone
>>7018311 >Men and Women began to laugh and shout, jumping up and down. >The man gives a pelvic thrust in the air. >Taking a closer look, you see black horses behind him. >They seemed to have holes in their hooves, and... A HORN >UNICORNS! >You laughed and jumped with the crowd. >"THE MANE 6 WILL ALL BE THERE, GILDA, TRIXIE, IRON WILL, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? HE'S GREAT, HE'S TOUGH!" >Posters of "Gilda, Trixie, and Iron Will" fall from the ceiling. >One of them looked like a bird-lion, another one looks like a buff guy with horns and- >UNICORN! >UNICORN! >UNICORN! >You didn't know what was happening, but what you DID know is... >YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING SEE THIS UNICORN! >"Over men and horses hoops and garters... Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!" >The black horses begin to ride out on unicycles and some even flew! >You couldn't hold back anymore, the only thing you could do was laugh. >Your tears were laughing with you! >"In his way, Discord will challenge the world!" >The man in the center points up. >"WITH THE CHANGELINGS! They're great! They're just... chilled out!" >The man disappears in a cloud of smoke. >All of the black horses were playing weirdly shaped instruments.

10 hours later 7018328 PonyGone
>>7018321 >"The celebrated Mr. D will play at three, in the Canterlot Gardens... NICE NECK OF WOODS!" >Where the hell is he?! >You look all around the tent, but he was nowhere in sight. >He re-appears on the top of a large tower of traffic cones. >The black horses were playing their instruments around it. >"Chrysalis is gonna DANCE and SING, when Discord flies through the ring!" >"Don't be late!" The black horses chanted, pointing their instruments towards the center. >"Don't be late..." The strange man whispered loudly. >He points his cane towards the ceiling. >Black crystals began to grow from his cane. >It shot black light, if that's even possible, and wherever the light seemed to touch, more black crystals grew! >Some of the crowd began to turn into the crystals >The woman next to you almost wet her PANTS from laughing! >"Sombra..." The black horses in the air chanted. >"SOMBRO assures the public... HIS PRODUCTION IS SECOND TO NONE, BABY!" The man, whom you assumed was Discord at this point, sang out on his tower. >The trampoline floor returned to a dirt floor, people next to you continues to jump, however... >"AND OF COURSE, NIGHTMARE MOON! IS GONNA LAY A TUUUUUNE!~" Discord sang out, down to the black horses. >They laughed, some falling off of the cone-tower.

10 hours later 7018333 PonyGone
>>7018328 >"Oh you gotta see it, it’s genius! I mean she’s brilliant, she’s got the stuff and movements and sorts. Horses... how do they do that stuff?!" >An elegant black horse, with a helmet and an armor set, descended from the ceiling. >Her mane was bouncing around and- >UNICORN! >UNICORN WITH WINGS. >UNICORN WITH WINGS THAT CAN FLY! >"You gotta give her sugar, you know, and shes called Darkie and it’s a lot of explanation but don’t worry about it humans, ok?" >The uni-wing-black-horse looked at Discord with hate in her eyes. >"Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode." >An explotion of cones, under the duo, shot out at the crowd. >One of them hit the woman next to you. >She seemed to have been knocked out of the stands or something... >Because, she just vanished! >... >You turn to the center once more, trying your best to concentrate. >The actors in the center organized themselves once more. >"The band begins at ten to six, when Trixie performs her tricks!" >Discord takes cover behind Darkie. >"Without a sound." He whispers into your ear. FUCK?! >You turn, to see that no one was there.

10 hours later 7018337 PonyGone
>>7018333 >"And Chrysalis will demonstrate, TEN DIFFERENT FORMS! Whatever they are..." >A beautiful woman appears, with cut-up green and black dress. >Her arm bursts into green flames, and transforms into a giant crab claw! >Amazed, you begin to clap. >"Having been some days in preparation, A splendid time is guaranteed for all!" Discord bows, taking off his hat. >"And what's more, Discord, is topping the bill baby! Across the universe!" > Discord begins to fly up. > How the hell?! >You didn't see a cord of any kind attached to him. >"It's me! I'm on top of the bill! I spent years getting to this point! I’m bloody brilliant. This is golden, you gotta see what I do man! I got Unicorns, and dogs, and Minotaurs, and Pegasus, and Changelings! Its just, its such a collection!!!" Discord was flying up and up... >His arms and legs spread, continuing his ascension. >"I spent years putting it together... You gotta watch it... You gotta see it..." >Darkie and Chrysalis rolls their eyes. >"It’s me!" >Fireworks go off everywhere. >"Yeah..." >After the last firework, all your could see are the glowing eyes of Discord, and the other performers. >... >Alright, now where's your exit? >...

10 hours later 7018341 Anonymous
This thread is stupid, and you should all feel stupid for posting in it.

10 hours later 7018342 PonyGone
>>7018337 >DAMN it was dark. >You trip and fall to your knees. GOD DAMN IT! >Seriously, is it too hard to ask for a candle or something? >A candle appears in front of you. Thank you! >Wait... >That was weird... >Unsteadily, you try to make your way up. >Being the terrible drunk you were, you fall back down. >fortunately, someone grabs you. >"Easy there, pal..." Discord? >"Who else?" >He pulls your arm over his shoulder, and hoists you up with his free arm. >"Easy now, easy..." You had a... GREAT *hic* performance! >"You really thought so? I thought I put a little too much... PIZZAZZ at the end." >You couldn't see him, but you could tell he had a grin on his face. >"A little?" A woman spoke up. >You look up to see green eyes glowing in the darkness.

10 hours later 7018346 PonyGone
>>7018342 >Wait a second... That candle from- >You finally notice a hand coming out of Discord's chest, holding the candle you once saw. ... >"Oh Chrysywisy, don't be a party pooper." >The third arm extended outward, revealing it was the beautiful woman with the crab arm. >Her arm was normal now. >It must have been a prop or something. >"You burned SIX of my changelings!" >Chrysalis folds her arms, and puts on an angry face. >"Sorry?" >"Hmp!" >She turns and fades into the darkness. >"Don't mind her, she is just angry because her PRECIOUS CHANGELINGS got a little burned." Are those *hic* what those black horse things are called? >"Why, of course! Interesting creatures that feed on LOVE and can be anything that they see fit." What? >Discord sighs. >"Anonymous... How did you come into this tent?" Well I- >FUCK >How DID you get here?

10 hours later 7018354 PonyGone
>>7018346 Um... I Walked through the front? >You both stop. >Discord gives you a funny look. >"OH! HAHAHAAA! Thats a good one." >Another arm extends out of his chest, and wipes a tear from his eye. >You didn't really want to ask about the arm thing... >It might lead to one thing, and that to another... >You just kinda wanted out. >"Anonymous." Yeah? >"I don't mean to sound like a broken record here, but... How DID you come here?"

10 hours later 7018357 Anonymous
Is Vhatug still around? Vhatug, I wish to pay compliments for your work. Someone recommended your stories and I think I read them all on your pastebin. They were wonderful.

10 hours later 7018358 Maverick127
>>7018341 thank you for your opinion

10 hours later 7018362 PonyGone
>>7018354 >You both stopped once more. >He looks at you with more a more concerned look. >Come on... THINK! >THINK THINK THINK! I can remember... A jester? A Tent? And welcome... >Discord frowns. >One of the cute little black horses walked in front of you. Oh! Hello little fella! >You reach your hand out slowly. >Discord shines the light a little closer towards the black horse, revealing details you could not clearly see. >Fangs, and bug-like wings... >Its eyes looked at you sharply. WHAT THE FUCK?! >You fall back and the light goes out. >”This was our little hell... How did get here?” >Right after you heard those words, it went silent. >Silent and cold.

10 hours later 7018379 Bolding
>>7009864 What the fuck did I do last night...?

10 hours later 7018388 PonyGone (137-frame1.png 96x96 1kB)
>>7018362 http://pastebin.com/ytqy4JRR >Tired >Has stuff to do in the morning I'll deal with comments and the hate tomorrow... Happy New years, AiE >>7018379 Crazy shit, huehue

10 hours later 7018390 Anonymous
Hey AiE, it's been a while (four months), and it seems like it's changed a lot. Looks like a lot quit and a lot joined. I guess nothing gold can stay. In the past few months, have there been any lengthy stories with a lot of feels?

10 hours later 7018420 Anonymous
>>7018388 What the fuck did I just read? >>7018390 Leucine has a lot of stories with feels.

10 hours later 7018535 Anonymous (1343282485699.png 317x412 168kB)
>>7018388 Cool? It was strange... in a good way. >mfw readan

11 hours later 7018719 An Irish Nomad (1356828718443.jpg 800x443 205kB)
Reporting in, skelly Anon won the poll so I'm going to concentrate on that for a while.

11 hours later 7018902 Maverick127
Story idea: Anon is a alcoholic, he comes to Equestria which is dry. he finds out about cider season.

11 hours later 7018933 Anonymous
>>7018902 And finds out it's just sour apple juice. He breaks down crying in the middle of town.

11 hours later 7018953 Brainhorn
>>7007971 Fun fact: No I didn't. That was something Void said I said. I never said it, myself.

11 hours later 7018974 Lulzies (princess_celstia_calls_by_kadjule-d3bhxt4.png 800x600 70kB)
Parking, new beers and etc etc Any new year's request for Lulzies?

11 hours later 7019047 Anonymous
>>7018974 Anon is a scientist who's experimenting with this universes "arcane energy". Which means grave robbing to steal things like unicorn horns to use in experiments.

11 hours later 7019064 Anonymous
Anon is a drifter/bum Who stubbornly refuses to give up his homeless habits (sleeping in park, shitting in bags, eatin out of the trash)

11 hours later 7019069 Fitz
>>7018974 If no one did it, I'd like to see that "Ponies catch Anon clipping his toenails and flip shit"

11 hours later 7019070 Anonymous
Well I picked out a random author a while and to my surprise it was Irish Nomad. I see you on this board all the time and yet I never read any of your shit. Anyway I read A Dash of Apple Sauce and was pleasantly surprised. Despite the chapters being relatively short they still managed to evoke an emotional response from me. I particularly like the part where Anon scares the shit out of Soarin. You managed to get a few tears out of me at the end which surprised me considering I was only reading for a couple of hours. In short fuck you Nomad for being a glorious bastard capable of making me cry with words.

11 hours later 7019078 Anonymous
>>7018974 Anon wakes up after new year party. Everything's broken, he has no recollection of his actions and his head hurts.

11 hours later 7019106 Anonymous (181496__UNOPT__safe_applejack_rule-63_dusk-shine_rainbow-blitz_bubble-berry_elusive_butterscotch_artist-jaquelindreamz_crystalized.png 1600x347 407kB)
>>7019078 His butt is bleeding, and there's 6 bits taped to his shirt.

11 hours later 7019158 Anonymous
>>7018974 Anon pretends to be Solid Snake and sneaks around Ponyville scaring the crap out of everyone. He then makes a bet with Celestia that he can sneak Into her bedroom In the castle without getting caught.

11 hours later 7019181 Fitz
>>7019158 What about an Anon who is terrible at sneaking around, yet the ponies humor him by acting spooked by his efforts?

12 hours later 7019254 Anonymous
>>7019181 Or an Anon that can't sneak for shit, but when he's not sneaking, ponies can't see him. He looks like a retard trying to sneak because it's so bad.

12 hours later 7019271 Anonymous
Just read all of "A Helping Hoof" Hoo boy, that story certainly has lots of thick plots. I mean that in both ways.

12 hours later 7019287 An Irish Nomad (1346466322233.png 400x400 59kB)
>>7019070 Thanks man, always nice to hear stuff like this.

12 hours later 7019371 Anonymous
>>7018719 Goddamnit someone write his pic related.

12 hours later 7019375 Anonymous (amarao.gif 500x355 167kB)
>>7011293 >dem eyebrows What ABOUT the eyebrows?

12 hours later 7019557 An Irish Nomad (1356804872026.jpg 647x526 230kB)
>>7019371 CUHRAYZEE Anon is on my to-do list.

12 hours later 7019704 Lulzies (PMLC1.jpg 1100x1540 144kB)
>>7019047 >You give the test tube a gentle shake, slowly mixing the chemicals inside. >The greyish blue liquid slowly turns darker, signalling the reaction. >You gently pour the mixture over test object- in this case- a unicorn horn. >The horn begins to sizzle as the chemicals kick into action. >After giving it a moment, you finally reach in with a scalpel. >The now crusty surface of the bony structure gives away easily, allowing you to pry it open and examine the contents. >Looks fairly normal, the marrow is there- >You take a small sample of the marrow, and place it under a microscope. >Aside from a large clump of nerve endings, you really can't find anything worth noting. >No glands, no muscle, nothing. >Just... A horn. >You back away from the microscope, wrecking your brain on another explanation. >Maybe it had to do with their brains? >But where to get one... >You got the horn off some troubling criminal, who had his horn chopped off. >Somewhat extreme, but at least effective. >Though that was something similar to a death sentence here. >But yes, you need another sample. >The shovel in the corner of your room comes into view. >You heard Sweetie Belle died a few days ago... >Something about internal bleeding?

12 hours later 7019721 TheAlcoholicAnon (655256462.jpg 1600x1200 727kB)
>>7019375 Stop it anon, I just watched FCLC. You're making me want tot watch it again. Haruko is best human.

12 hours later 7019778 Fitz (1357024135755.jpg 694x960 480kB)
>>7019704 >You heard Sweetie Belle died a few days ago... >Something about internal bleeding?

13 hours later 7019820 Lulzies (tumblr_lsnwbtmbSq1qe48t4o1_500.jpg 450x300 142kB)
>>7019064 >be anon >rummage through the trash, looking for gems >by gems you meant food >passed through five sapphires today >squiggletail walks by you >"EW UNCOUTH WHINING" >she runs off >purplesmart comes next >"STUDY BEHAVIOR" >she runs off >appletwat comes next >"WORST PONY" >she runs off >asiansilence comes next >"... FETISHES" >she molests you >she runs off >sonicrainbow comes next >"GOTTA GO FAST BRO" >she runs off >pinkcocaine comes next >"PARTY CAKE PARTY" >she wont leave >she force fed you bad cake >at times you wished you had a house in ponyville. >bad end >>7019721 >FCLC >getting the name wrong THOU MUST BE RUSING

13 hours later 7019888 MDR (RiE.jpg 780x720 357kB)
Parking. Writing. Posting an update to Rebels in Equestria later tonight. I'm not dead yet.

13 hours later 7019931 Anonymous
>>7012450 i'm going to do this now. thank you.

13 hours later 7019934 TheAlcoholicAnon (674724354.png 1292x737 211kB)
>>7019820 Lulzies, I don't care at the moment. I have a massive hangover. Leave me be. ;_;

13 hours later 7019960 Maverick127
>>7019888 i am interested

13 hours later 7020003 Malous (1354989814625.gif 260x308 62kB)
>>7019888 MDR lives? It's been ever so long...

13 hours later 7020033 lovelymuffins (1347989465097.jpg 215x235 7kB)
>>7019888 GOD FUCKING YES

13 hours later 7020169 Lulzies (1356634242022.png 1278x715 408kB)
>>7019557 ---FUCK YOU--- >be Dante >walking around, covered by women. >yeah, demons can't beat your SWAG >huh what's that >DEEEEEEMOOOOONNNNNN "fuck you" >you draw your blade >KIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGG >oh shit it got magicks >but ur Dante >world hates you and wants to kill you >because you so cool and badass >oh shit it fires the magicks >lol combo >get sucked in >why not, YOLOW! >land in some forest >FUCK YOU >go outside, see some weird ass creatures >lol this thing is all purple >hahgay.com >about to tap them mighty fineee booties >OH SHIT IT GOT MAGICKS >WUB WUB WUB >DEEEEEEEMEOOOOOONNNNNNNN >WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB >KKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGG >you draw your sword and attack >the purple one dies by your SSS combo >SOOPA SOPA SENSATIONUL >you run away >you find more of those weird creatures >they throw you a party because aie works like that >pink one asks you your name "Dante" you say >"Donte?" "Dante?" >"HEY EVERYP0NY, SAY HELLO TO DONTE" >DONTE >DONTE >DON'T-EH >you're suddenly ANGRY >NO ONE CALLS YOU DONTE >you swear doom on the country's leaders, because that's how DmC writers work >you fight your way to the big horny white wing creature >it says it is the princess >but princess is royalty... >WUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB >DEEEEEEMMMMMOOOOONNNNNN >KIIIIINGGGGGGHHHHHH >WUB WUB WUB >you fite it >but suddenly >some white haired faggot comes in >he's named Dante as well. "What are you, DONTE? FUCK YOU" >HUEHUEHUE >he just laughs at you >everyone gets his name right >bigger party >whiteys : 1 >blackies : 0 and that is how kids, niggers were the worst.

13 hours later 7020204 Anonymous
>>7020169 MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY DEVIL MAY CRY

14 hours later 7020963 Kvetha
Parking and writing. I think you guy's will like this one. Anybody want a sneak peak?

14 hours later 7020991 Maverick127
>>7020963 please.

14 hours later 7021031 Kvetha The Magic of Change (1356042794051.jpg 900x900 68kB)
>>7020991 >You are Anon. For the past few years, you have been living in the magical land of Equestria, which is inhabitted, for the most part, by brightly colored, talking, magical p0nies. >Through your years of living in the town of P0nyville, you had met and befriended most of the p0nies in town. >At least you knew most of them by name. >But today you would find out that p0nies are not the only intelligent life forms on the world. >The day begins like any other. >You wake up next to your long-time marefriend, Twilight Sparkle, and, like clockwork, she wakes up at almost the exact same time. >That's one of the things you love about being around her. >Everything is so orderly and precise. >As the sun shines in through the window, you look over at your special somep0ny, struck as you are every morning by how beautiful she looks in the suns first rays. >You lean over, and kiss her, right on her horn. >She giggles, and pretends to push you away, but then jumps on you, and kisses you on the lips. >”Good morning, Anon.” She says these words so simply, yet they set your heart aflutter. “Good morning yourself, Twiley.” She kisses you again, then gets up to go take a shower. >”Will you be joining me?” she asks all too innocently. >Damn, but she knew how to work it. You wonder where she had learned it from. It certainly wasn't from you.

14 hours later 7021034 TheAlcoholicAnon (54645342523.png 566x342 364kB)
>>7020169 FUCK YOUUUUUUU.

14 hours later 7021159 Kvetha (1355959698839.png 800x600 30kB)
>>7021031 I'm about 10k words into this chapter, and getting close to wrapping it up. I'll post the rest once its finished. Hope you guys enjoyed this little taste. >inb4 Twilight isn't best pone

15 hours later 7021520 Kvetha
>>7021159 My apologies. I misread it. It's only about 2500 words, about 12k characters. >.<

15 hours later 7021717 Anonymous
>>7017919 No, he is an imposter and I shall prove it. Anon has settled into Equestrian society very well. Except for one detail. He has problems digesting the food there. He gets crippling stomach pains and horrible flatulence. He also has diarrhea at least once a day. Twilight and Fluttershy decide to help Anon by playing amateur Proctologist on him.

15 hours later 7021720 Thunder
Patiently waiting for more To Act a God.

15 hours later 7021882 Anonymous
>>7021717 Six different stories where Anon has a painful terminal illness and asks his best friend (insert pone here) to help him die.

15 hours later 7022065 Anonymous
>>7021882 o lawd Fluttershy: eep, no. Rainbow Dash: Okay. Hold still. (one Sonic Rainboom later...) Applejack: Okay. Hold still. (one kick in the face later...) Pinkie Pie: Okay. (bursts out of Anon's chest in a spray of blood like a cotton candy pink alien chestburster) Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Hold still. (next scene: Anon's smoking shoes are all that's left) Rarity: Bend over, darling.

15 hours later 7022103 Anonymous
>>7022065 >Fluttershy: eep, no. No. She'd rape him to death you nigger.

15 hours later 7022204 Anonymous
>>7022103 No. She'd lead anon deep Into the forest, tell him to close his eyes and wait for It, convince a fearsome animal to deal with him and then run away while trying to Ignore anon's screams.

15 hours later 7022244 Anonymous
>>7022065 Okay, hard mode. Lyra Bon Bon The Cakes Derpy Spike The CMC

16 hours later 7022378 Maverick127
>>7022244 Lyra: chops off both hands and feet, lets Anon bleed to death Bon: jams sweets down Anon's throat cakes: forcing him to eat until his guts rupture derpy: bakes Anon into a giant muffin spike: sends just Anon head to celestia CMC: #CUITIE MARK CRUSADERS TORTURES! YAY~!# -LEGENDARY mode- gilda cranky carrot top trixie zecora berry punch

16 hours later 7022400 Anonymous (1355440727319.jpg 700x1530 332kB)
>>7022244 >Derpy >Pic Related

16 hours later 7022446 Anonymous
Sure is stories in here.

16 hours later 7022447 Anonymous
>>7022400 lol her cutie mark is bubbles cause she drank detergent. Captcha: rtraped 50

16 hours later 7022475 Anonymous
>>7022400 I thought she'd just sit on his face and crush his skull.

16 hours later 7022577 Gatorbait (1349744450441.png 561x640 125kB)
>>7022446 Agreed, old request repost >She’s squirming again. >Not too surprising to be honest, this is Pinkie Pie that we’re talking about. >Squirming in place is more or less her natural state. >But she’s got her eyes locked on you, and that s never a good thing. >With all her wriggling, she scoots up next to you, going so far as to force herself under the crook of your arm. >Holding her head upside down, she flashes you her best, pleading grin. >“Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” >Coughing a few times, she picks right back up where she left off. >“eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” >An abrupt sniffle, then back to work. >“eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?” “…No.” >Like a helium filled balloon with a loose neck, Pinkie expels air with a whistling, wooshing sound, to the point where it actually propels her across to the other side of the bench. >Setting her lips in a line, she averts her eyes from you. >Just as the silence settles in, she turns back. >“Just for a minute?” “No.” >“But” “Not at all.” >“But it’s so neat looking!” >You smirk, adjusting your top hat and chuckling. “It’s more than ‘neat looking’ my dear. It’s part of my gentlemen’s ensemble. A man without his hat, is hardly a man at all. That’s why you can’t have it.” >Pinkie nods, in understanding, and you both return to pony watching. >It’s a stretch for Pinkie to sit still this long, but you both enjoy the other’s company, so she makes time for it. >She makes it a good thirty minutes before speaking again. >“Hey Anon?” >Holding back a sigh, you turn to face the pink mare. >She gazes back at you with dozens of liquid eyes. >Her vertical maw stretches from muzzle to well underneath her mane. >Razor sharp fangs glint as her mouth gapes, a toothy vagina that only the darkest of nightmares could conjure.

16 hours later 7022593 Gatorbait (1353433516140.png 660x600 152kB)
>>7022577 >“Gimmie your HAT!” >The squelching screech sends you staggering back from the bench, tumbling end over end. >Sprawled out against the grass, you can feel your heart pumping its way up into your throat, as if trying to claw a path out of your mouth. “Help, help! Please!” >A frantic search of the area reveals that the Ponyville Park has given way to a land of terrors. >Under a half-eclipsed sun, obsidian spires glint, reflecting the deathly still light upon the craggy ground. >The grass under your form is thick with reeds and weeds, jabbing relentlessly into your back. >And the ponies… >Monstrosities turn in your general direction. >Some, like Blinkie Pie, with countless terrible eyes. >Others with none at all. >Twisted, contorted, and >deep within their distorted bodies >holding a ravenous hunger. >Eye Pie leaps upon your chest, throttling your throat with her jagged hooves. >“HAT!” >With a scream of terror, you remove the top hat and place it on her head. >In a blink, the world has returned to its pastel state. >Passing by ponies stare at the strange pair you and Pinkie make. >She, however, is far too entranced by your hat. >Giggling, she turns the silk ornament around in her hooves with a manual dexterity that should not be gifted to hooved creatures. >A few twists and poses, and she seems placated. >“Thanks, Non-non. Here’s your hat!” >Managing a weak smile, you shake your head. “P-please. Keep it, just in case you want to see it again.” >With a happy cheer, the pink pony wiggles off of you and moves back to the bench. >Without a look backwards, you go home and hang yourself. >There are some things mortals should not be privy to. >Hopefully you can re-roll for higher Sanity next time.

16 hours later 7022603 lovelymuffins
>>7021031 I look forward to this.

16 hours later 7022628 Anonymous
>>7022593 Get back to Shining Armor hates Anon

16 hours later 7022688 Anonymous
>>7022628 Public Places you pleb.

16 hours later 7022728 Anonymous (12349860253.png 331x245 8kB)
>>7022593 Jesus Christ. Best pony has never been scarier

16 hours later 7022787 Kvetha
>>7022603 I'm glad. Chapter one is almost done, but I won't be posting it until later on.

16 hours later 7022813 An Irish Nomad
>>7022792 >Condiment king Lawl.

16 hours later 7022818 Creeper Jones Tomorrow is today (mlfw1548_large.jpg 1000x560 99kB)
>>7007995 IMPORTANT NOTES: >This Anon series features an Anon that actually watches the show. >Humans are as fictional to them, as unicorns and pegasi are to us. >According to the Equestrian Mythological Achieves, humans are by definition, chaotic, deadly, disharmonious, and a general plague. ARC RECAP: >Introductory Arc: Life in Equestria’s tough for our poor protagonist, Anonymous. Ponyville may be one of the most joyful places in the history of existence, but that doesn’t matter when you’re considered a deadly mythological beast. With Fluttershy as his only friend, and everyone else either fearing or hating him, he’s got a long ways to go if he wants to make it in Ponyville. >Canterlot Arc: Flash forward nine days. Anon’s finally managed to make friends with the mane six, clearing a major life goal…Welp, time to leave that all behind. Anon’s now in Canterlot, under the care of Celestia, and under the supervision of the guards. Life is now terribly boring, and to make things worse, he’s always plagued with nightmares that he can’t explain. There’s more to these nightmares though than what he expects. >Return of Anon: After thirteen days of stuff he WILL NOT bring back up, Anon’s finally retured to Ponyville. Little does he know, that an old promise with Dash has come back to haunt him, leading to an overblown rematch with her, that EVERYONE’S gets to watch. Her fans will love to se this, but to Anons surprise, the town isn’t as one sided as it once was. >Retrospective (current arc): The final arc for the SAAiE series. This arc deals with Anon’s final (?) days, while also diving into how Anon has affected others. Hopefully this will be a great feel good arc that will show a then and now for our protagonist, as the clock slowly winds down for Anon’s inevitable fate.

16 hours later 7022826 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>7022818 DAY THIRTY-THREE: RESEARCH MEETING (Apple Bloom: All it takes is a little love. Sweetie: And tolerance! I really want to hang myself right now. Scootaloo: From, Scootaloo. SB: Sweetie Belle. AB: And Apple Bloom. They give each other another hug. Just this once, I’ve made things turn out right. Twilight: Hey Anon, do you have any plans for tomorrow? M: Mmm, not really.) >>>>It’s noon in Ponyville. I find myself back in Twilight’s library to help her further her research. Books and questions only get you so far, so she wants to get a bit more personal. She wants biological information. Twilight…what are you doing with that needle? >“I just need a blood sample.” *gulp* Okay. >I can’t stop staring at the needle. >“Anon, don’t tell me you have belonephobia.” Maybe a little. >“That’s…really surprising.” >I pull up my right sleeve and point to my vain. Just shut up and jam it in. >“It’s okay. *small giggle* It’s kind of…cute.” Sure it is. >Poke. >Twilight slowly drains away my blood. >“It’s funny, up until I saw you vomiting blood a few days ago, I always thought that human blood was black.” Ugh. >The syringe completely fills with blood. >“Great, now time for the x-ray.” >>>>Over the next dozen minutes, Twilight gets my blood, skeleton structure, and hair sample. What’s next? >“Hmm, let me think.” Measurements? >“Got those from Rarity.” Dental records? >“Unfinished turnip.” You took something I…Whatever…Photographs; you never even had a camera when we- >“Newspapers and Fluttershy.” >We start to ponder for a bit. 1/8

16 hours later 7022834 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>7022826 >“…The other stuff I want, you won’t let me do…Fiddlesticks.” >The poni Blossomforth enters,- >Blossomforth: “Is the library open?” >-only to have the door magically slammed in her face. >“Sorry, closed for research!” Physical stats? >“Last week’s play date, and general observations of your training with Pinkie.” >>>>It takes five minutes before Twilight clacks her fore-hooves together with a sparked idea. Twilight: “Retrospect.” Retrospect? >“RETROSPECT! A retrospective on your experience in Equestria. Princess Celestia would LOVE that! Twilight gallops upstairs, and in the blink of an eye, returns levitating Spike, quills, scrolls, and notecards. She magically clears the books off of her work table, and practically throws the table to Spike for him to write on.” >“Spike, you’ll be our stenographer.” >Spike: “What’s a stenographer?” >“Just write as much as you can from me and Anon.” >S: “Sure thing Twilight.” >She brings the notecard and a pencil to herself so she can also write anything she sees as important. >“Okay, let’s start. *ahem* The following is a retrospective of society and the effect of Anonymous’ appearance in Equestria. [To Myself] State your name and occupation?” Anonymous; I’m a sketch artist. >“Tell me; How did you arrive in Equestria? Recall as much as you can remember.” …I don’t know. The last thing I remember on Earth, or rather, my Earth was myself going to sleep in my world after an average day of…I don’t remember what I was doing. I just sort of woke up in Equestria after that. >“In one word, how would you describe your time in Equestria?” …Confusing. >Twilight takes a moment to think of more questions. 2/8

16 hours later 7022839 Anonymous
>>7022728 Silly Anonymous, everyone knows Pinkie Pie is actually Nyarlathotep. Equestria is just his/her favorite vacation spot. (everyone also knows Alucard, Kaworu Nagisa, Oogie Boogie, Nikola Tesla, Satan, Randall Flagg, the Walking Man, Dio Brando, Guu, The Master, Kefka, Gigyas, Rasputin, and Kyuubei are also faces that Nyarlathotep has worn)

16 hours later 7022843 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>7022834 >“What were your first impressions of the citizens of Ponyville during your first week in Equestria?” I didn’t really have much of an opinion. Everyone hid from me, because they hated my guts. I spent a lot of time inside Fluttershy’s cottage, so no opinions due to lack of knowledge. The world looks nice though, lots of ozone and stuff. >“Uh huh. Well, how was your experience during this time frame?” Awful, for the reasons previously stated. >>>>Getting this information off my chest compels me to bring up something that I never felt wanted to be heard. …Ya know, back on my Earth, I had a pair of friends; Trip Codwin, and Namé (Nah-/meJ/) Fagheli. >S: “How do you spell those names?” Leave it blank, I’ll fill it myself. Anyways, we were going to head to an event in a place called New York, we were going to laugh at gross neckbeards, I was even going to platonically shake Tara Strong’s hand while hiding my power level. >“Wasn’t she that lady you drew with the large mammary glands?” Yeah, that one. >S: “How do you spell mammary…and ‘plutawnic’.” >Simultaneously: “Leave it blank Spike.” >“He’s just a baby dragon. He’ not too good with larger words. Long story short; I had to give up EVERYTHING, just to end up in a world where I’m not welcomed, and an existence I’m constantly questioning. The only thing that made things bearable was Fluttershy. She’s an amazing friend. >“Wait, what do you even have to question?” You wouldn’t understand. It involves a lot of philosophy and the relative perception of reality. >Twilight gives me the most serious look possible. >“Don’t doubt my intellect Anon.” Sorry. >Better watch myself, I’m dealing with a bad@$$ over here. 3/8

16 hours later 7022851 Anonymous
>>7022813 Janitors are hitting all the good and evil league threads.

16 hours later 7022859 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>7022843 Continue with your questions. >“How was your experience in Canterlot?” Pretty good; Lots of working out. Became good friends with the guards. Luna and Celestia were nice. >“Anything noteworthy? There were a couple of rumors that-“ Nope, nothing. Just a lot of exercise and playing cards with Luna late at night. >“Are you sure?” Mmmhmm. >Straight face champion 2012. >“Well okay then. Last question, how do you feel about your life in Equestria now that you’ve spent an entire month here?” Honestly, I think things have gotten a lot better. It took a ton of time, but the ponies around here have really warmed up to me. I can actually walk up to a poni without them running in fear, I don’t think I have anyone conflicting with me, and best of all, I actually have friends now. Real, legitimate friends. I didn’t think it was possible, but I think I can finally say that I’m happy with living in Equestria. I’ll be a lot happier though when my arm gets better. >Twilight laughs a little. >“You sure can take a beating Anon.” Hehe, thanks. >“I don’t think I have anything else left. Thank you for your time Anon. [To Spike] This concludes our retrospective interview with Anonymous the Human. You can stop writing now Spike.” >S: “Thank goodness. My claws were killing me.” >“You better ice those wrist then, we’re going to interview Fluttershy tomorrow.” >Spike sighs in frustration. >“Anon, you still need to add those names.” Oh yeah. >I take a card from Twilight to fill out the names of my friends like I said I would. There ya go. 4/8

16 hours later 7022873 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>7022859 >“Thank you. Also, there was something else I wanted to ask, but it wasn’t really related to the retrospect.” Ask away. >“Well, there have been many rumors and multiple stories involving humans; ‘The Human Conspiracy of Baltimare’, ‘The Tale of the Human Apocalypse’, ‘The Well of Dream Valley’. Get to the point please. >“Have you ever heard of Equestria, or have you possibly read a story in your world about a human in Equestria? I can’t say that I have, in fact I bet I’m the only human to even know about this place now. >Once again, I’m the champion. >“Aww, that’s disappointing, oh well. [To Spike] We need to interview the girls, and then this retrospect will be complete.” Consider getting the Crusaders too, and maybe Zecora. >“Why Zecora?” She saved my life making her instantly important. Besides, she knows junk involving humans in her homeland. It might help your studies. >Twilight’s eyes widen excitedly. >“I didn’t know that.” >Awkward silence. Welp, since this interviews over, I’m going to head back to Fluttershy’s. >I shake her hoof, and squat down to high five Spike. Hope you two have a nice day. >>>>I head out of the library and stroll on home only to be stopped by Pinkie in the streets. >PP: “Hi Anon!” Hey Pinkie. >I continue walking, and Pinkie soon follows behind. >PP: “How’s your arm doing?” Still needs to heal. >PP: “Oh…” >She looks really disappointed. …I can still play though, even with a slinged arm. >PP: “*gasp* Really!” >Instant smile. Sure. >PP: “That’s great news!” >Pinkie gallops of and yells in the distance. >PP: “I’ll see you tomorrow Anon!” >What an adorable poni. >I continue strolling until I finally make it home. 5/8

16 hours later 7022880 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>7022873 >>>>As I open the door, I see Fluttershy having tea with a pair of ponies I’ve not familiarized myself with, along with a few birds, Manouri the mouse, and Angel Bunny (because that b#%&h includes himself all the time). There’s a unicorn colt with gray fur, curvy blue hair, and a telescope cutie mark, and an earth mare with an aqua mane, orange fur, and raindrops as a cutie mark. >“Anon, you’re home. Care for a cup of tea?” Hey Fluttershy, I’d love some tea. >I move to the table, take a seat, and grab myself a cup of tea. >I look to the mysterious colt that begins speaking. >Colt: “Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Star Bright, this beautiful mare next to me is Raindrops.” >Raindrop giggles a little. >Raindrops: “Star Bright, you’re embarrassing me.” >She shoves him slightly. So what brings you two here? >Rain: “Well, Starry told me that he wanted to give you a gift for some reason.” >Star: [To Raindrops] I really like Anon, and I thought he would appreciate a little something from one of his fans. [To Myself] You wouldn’t mind me giving you something, right? I guess not. >Star Bright uses his green magic to levitate a small box to me. >Star: “Well go on, open it.” >>>>I open the box, and inside I see a glowing gem with a green so dark I mistook it for black. 6/8

16 hours later 7022883 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>7022880 Woah. What kind of gem is this? >Star Bright: “I have no idea. It might just be a worthless rock. Give it to someponi else if you want. I’d understand.” >He sounds surprisingly okay with that. >Star Bright gets up and heads to the door, Raindrop quickly follows. >Star: “We’ve spent enough time here, thank you for the delicious tea Mrs. Fluttershy.” >“Of course.” >Rain: “Have a nice day.” >They finally depart. >>>>I pull up the gem to further examine it. It’s very unusual. Maybe it’s something from the Everfree Forest. I should have Rarity examine this later, but not now, I want to spin this time having tea with Fluttershy. Please pass the sugar. >Hummingway drops a cube of sugar in my cup. Thank you. >As I sip my jasmine lotus, I notice an opened envelope at the corner of the table. It has a stamp on it that looks like Filthy Rich’s cutie mark. Did Filthy Rich send us mail? >Fluttershy begins to choke on her tea trying to get her words out. >“*cough* Oh my! *cough cough* I *cough* forgot-“ >Angel smacks her back and she coughs a bit more before stopping. Jeez Fluttershy, are you okay!? >“I forgot about your letter after you were kidnapped.” Well what’s the big deal *sip*. >“You’re supposed to play a song for the party.” WHAT!? *cough cough* >Angel rolls his eyes as I chock on my tea, and hops over to smack my back. >“Filthy Rich said that Diamond told him that someone told her from school that she knew someone who you told that you could play guitar to. And she said that she wanted AT LEAST one song performed.” >I bring my fingers to my forehead. You gotta be kidding me. I only have two and a half days! 7/8

16 hours later 7022887 Anonymous
>>7022843 >back on my Earth, I had a pair of friends; Trip Codwin, and Namé (Nah-/meJ/) Fagheli. You all met, of course, by being clients of the same law firm: Fulano, Mengano, and Zutano, LLC.

16 hours later 7022899 An Irish Nomad
>>7022851 Shame, they were the most amusing threads we've had for a while.

16 hours later 7022915 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>7022883 >“I’m sorry Anon, I should’ve told you sooner. Do you know anything by heart?” Maybe a couple of songs, but I’d still need to practice them. *sigh* Does Pinkie have a guitar? >“She has a lot of instruments, so maybe.” >PP: “Sorry, I don’t.” WHAT THE HECK!?!?!? >Fluttershy squeks fearfully. >“…Pinkie...What are you doing here?” >PP: “I wanted to make sure you were available tomorrow so we could ALL go out and play in the park.” >“I’m available.” >PP: “Great! I better see the others to see if they can come too. I’ll see you guys later.” >She begins to skip off. Wait. >Head turn. >PP: “Yeees?” Do you know anyone who has a guitar I could borrow? >PP: “I know everyponi in Ponyville. Of course I know someponi! I just need to find them.” Great. >PP: “Buy guys.” Goodbye. >“Have a nice day.” >Pinkie departs. God speed Pinkie…*sip* 8/8 Chapter Trivia: Blossomforth's cameo is actually a influenced by the Socks chapter of the Disaster Anon Series. She was actually supposed to be Anon's romantic interest before getting replaced by the far more obvious choice of Minty.

16 hours later 7022943 Creeper Jones (Sad_Luna.gif 270x178 162kB)
>>7022899 Total bummer. I didn't even get to re-meet my rival Bradley Uppercrust the Third.

16 hours later 7023018 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon Update
>>7022915 Pastebin's up for those who care. http://pastebin.com/fuFve9Xn New Anon chapter comingvery soon...in fact, it's already pre-typed.

16 hours later 7023068 Gatorbait (1356710505222.jpg 1131x707 129kB)
>>7022628 >>7022688 I'm working on both , just had an opportunity come up that's taken a lot of my time. Soon. >>7022728 She's scary all the time. Like living in a horror story. That's what makes her great.

16 hours later 7023096 Collar
>>7010608 Glad you enjoyed it. I do apologize for leaving that hanging for a bit though. >>7010208 The only reason why I'm still contemplating suicide is because I'm afraid... of the people performing my autopsy laughing at my tiny dick.

16 hours later 7023116 Creeper Jones
>>7023096 >I'm afraid... of the people performing my autopsy laughing at my tiny dick. Seems legit.

17 hours later 7023523 Anonymous (1356209144320.jpg 847x847 117kB)
>>7023096 life could be worse.

17 hours later 7023605 Maverick127
>>7023018 Well, you've got me reading guess i know what i'm wasting time on tonight

17 hours later 7023621 Wuten (88 mph.gif 612x320 2988kB)
Parking, lurking, contemplating writing an actual clop that was requested to me by Alexstrazsa and Daffodil from EqD... Oh. And only 3 months and 10 days until AiE's 1-year anniversary. So start planning for that, folks!

17 hours later 7023797 Kvetha The Magic of Change Ch1 (tumblr_men2bsRdQZ1roy92vo1_1280.gif 550x400 52kB)
Alright, guys. Chapter one is done. Hope you enjoy. >>7021031 For part one. >When you had first started courting her, you'd had all the grace and poise of an out of control school bus being chased by a group of fat women, screaming, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!” >But as time went on, things became easier. >You wonder if she has any books on dating, hidden from your eyes. “Nah, you go ahead, hun. I'm gonna step outside for a smoke.” >Thank god tobacco grew in Equestria. When it had become apparent that you wouldn't be able to leave, you'd almost gone on a mass murder spree. But luckily Spike knew where the good shit grew, and together you had cultivated a small garden. >Twilight didn't approve of your habit, and made as much apparent as when swished her tail at you while walking away. She didn't like the smell, that was really the only problem. You were a little afraid of what she would do if you told her what cigarettes did to people on earth. “I promise I'll quit someday,” you say as you walk downstairs to meet Spike for a morning smoke. >”Yeah, yeah,” you hear her mutter, chuckling to yourself. “Good morning, Spike. How'd you sleep?” you ask conversationally. >Spike simply groans. He's usually like this in the morning. Just because he's used to mine and Twilight's sleep schedule, doesn't mean he liked it. “Don't worry, bud. That coffee bush looks like its ready for harvesting. How do you feel about a cuppa joe later?” >He nods, still groggy, but excited. Coffee beans were another thing you thanked god for. Once you had shared their properties with Twilight, she had insisted on planting and growing one. She didn't drink it herself, but thought that you and Spike were hilarious when under its effects. >The two of you make your way outside. You inhale the fresh, clear morning air. Its still early, so only a few p0nies are out and about. 2/?

17 hours later 7023815 PaleNarrator
>>7011138 >but it /was/ pinkie-based last time I read it Still is.

17 hours later 7023834 Kvetha The Magic of Change Ch1 (1356227561668.png 983x812 190kB)
>>7023797 >Pulling out two of your handmade cigarettes, you hand one to Spike. He breathes a short jet of fire to light it, then does the same for yours. “Spike, why doesn't Twilight every say anything about you smoking?” >He shrugs. “Probably because I'm a dragon. My system can handle smoke better than yours or hers.” As if to prove his point, he takes an impossibly long drag from his cig, burning it almost halfway down. He holds it in for a moment, then breathes out clear air. “Showoff,” you mutter. >As you smoke, you see a p0ny approaching you and Spike. It's Applejack. >”Howdy Anon, Spike. Up bright and early, ah see.” You nod, and drop your cigarette into the ashtray you and Spike had made months ago. Most p0nies were used to your strange habits, but you didn't want them to suffer the effects of secondhand smoke. Especially one of Twilight's friends. “Yeah, you know the saying-” >”Yeah, the early bird catches the worm. Yer hilarious, Anon. Anyway, I was wonderin' in you'd be willin' to help us out 'round the barn today. We gotta pick up some slack, and ah thought you'd be best fer the job, seein' as you can reach apples we cain't.” >You think about it for a second, then nod. “Sure, no problem. When would you like me there?” >”11 o' clock oughta do it. And don't worry. There'll be a pretty penny in it for yer help. See ya'll then.” She turns and trots away. >You go inside, while Spike tends to the coffee bean bush. “How do you want you coffee, Anon?” he asks. “Black, as usual.” >”Right.” >Leaving him to his gardening, you creep back upstairs, and into the bathroom. Twilight is still in the shower. Slowly opening the door, you quietly undress, and slip into the shower with her. >”Aaah! Anon, holy Celestia you scared the hell out of me!” she says grumpily. “Hey, you're the one that offered.” She tries to hold the angry look, but almost immediately softens her expression. 3/?

17 hours later 7023862 Anonymous
has anyone done a story where anon is a Vietnam vet and constantly has Vietnam flashbacks? that is something i would read

17 hours later 7023900 Kvetha (Apple magic.gif 160x90 661kB)
>>7023834 >”Oh, whatever.” She magicks the spray of water at your face, which cause you to flail around, pretending to be helpless. As soon as the spray stops, you lunge at her, and begin rubbing her belly and scratching her ears. >”Ah.. Anon...,” she moans. Her ears are especially sensitive. “We do need to.. ah.. get out of the shower at some point...,” she pants as you continue your attack. >You ignore her words and move in for a kiss, the hot water running down both of your backs. >It ended up being a long shower. >About a half hour later, you and Twilight finally get out and dry off. “At least the smell of the shampoo helped mask your smoker breath,” she says, magically brushing her hair with magic. “Is it really that bad? If it truly bothers you this much, I'll try harder to stop,” you say, your voice full of concern. >She grins. “I'm just giving you a hard time. After all, isn't that what marefriends are for?” You both chuckle at this. >After you are both dried, and you have put on clothes, you tell Twilight about Applejack's request. “I gotta head out in about an hour.” she checks her daily planner, then nods with a smile. “Just be home by 5, alright? I'd like your help with some... archiving.” She grins mischievously. “Alright, I promise.” You kiss her cheek, and scratch under her chin. “What do you want to do until I have to leave?” >She consults her planner again. “I have to do some research on Changelings. Its homework from the princess. Wanna help me compile my notes?” “Sure. Anything for you, dearest,” you say, kissing her again. 4/?

17 hours later 7023951 Kvetha The Magic of Change Ch1 (1355812615971.jpg 400x298 23kB)
>>7023900 Ignore my mistakes please. >11 rolls around faster than you thought. You sigh, not wanting to leave Twilight. As boring as it sounds, the notes on Changelings were actually really interesting, and you'd found yourself excited to see Twilight's next set. “I'm heading out. I'll be back before you know it.” >She smiles, then says something she's never said before. “I love you, Anon.” >You don't even think about it and respond: “I love you too, Twiley.” >Her face goes beet-red, and she smiles. >”Alrighty, Anon. Me and Big Mac are gonna buck these here fields to the north. Applebloom's got the feild's closer to the barn, and you'll get the south field. We'll meet back here in an hour fer a break, alright?” >You nod, and pick up a stack of baskets for collecting apples. As you walk through the fields, you notice that the southern fields aren't quite as well kept as the others. Looking around, you see that a lot of the trees here had been stripped clean by forest creatures. Then again, it was right next to the Everfree Forest. >You set down your baskets, and start climbing a decently sized tree. Once you reach a branch that can support your weight, you begin dropping apples into the basket. There aren't that many in this tree that are good, so you quickly finish and climb down. You look into the basket to count how many apples you'd gathered, but were disappointed by the total. 5/?

17 hours later 7023989 Kvetha The Magic of Change Ch1 (1356976424680.png 200x211 47kB)
>>7023951 “Only four?” You had been sure it was more than that, but shrug it off. Moving to the next trees, you repeat the process, this time keeping count of each apple you drop. After climbing down, you count the four apples you'd originally had, plus the fourteen you'd gotten from this tree. “Eight, nine, ten...?” You look around, trying to see if one of the apple family members is playing a prank on you, but see nothing. “Alright, everyp0ny, that's really funny.” you say out loud. >There's no response. You look around, straining your ears to hear the sound of hooves moving, but hear nothing. Shrugging, you move on to the next tree. >This time, however, you have a plan. You climb into one of the lower branches, and bring a basket up with you. Acting like nothing is amiss, you start picking apples again, this time carefully watching to see if anyp0ny is messing with you. >There. Out of the corner of your eye, you see a shadow rush out of the bushes, aimed directly at your apple basket. You drop the basket you had brought up with you at the last second, then scramble down from the tree to hold your captive. “You're very funny, Applejack. Didn't think I would notice, huh,” you say to the squirming basket, but there's no response. “Appleboom?” you ask. “Now, I know for sure Big Mac wouldn't fit under this.” >There's still no response. >You carefully lift up one side of the basket, and peek inside. >”Bet you think you're real clever, huh? You're just lucky I'm in this form.” says a voice from inside.

17 hours later 7024011 Kvetha The Magic of Change Ch1 (1356053587448.png 800x599 234kB)
>>7023989 >What? That doesn't sound like one of the apple family. You lift the basket up off of your captive. Its a strange creature, completely black, save its long gray hair. It looks almost like a p0ny, but distorted, as if a p0ny had decayed and been corrupted somehow. It had wings and a horn, and what looked like holes through its hooves. It looks familiar, though. You know you haven't seen it before, but maybe you'd heard a description of something similar? >”Well, you gonna sit there and gawk, or are you gonna punish me for stealing?” it says cockily. It's green eyes are fixed on yours, a challenge glare blazing forth. >Suddenly, you remember why it looked so familiar. “You're a Changeling!” you say excitedly. >All the notes you had taken for Twilight this morning suddenly come to the fore in your mind. >”Gee, you're a real genius. How long'd it take you to figure that one out?” It flares it's wings in annoyance. “I'm not just any Changeling. I'm the queen! Queen Chrysalis!” Se strikes a pose. >But you are unimpressed. “Really. The queen? I thought you were supposed to be... I don't know, bigger?” you say, scratching your head. “I guess, seeing as your a changeling, you could change your form to be smaller. But why would you? I read the you have an insatiable sense of pride. Why would you be this small? You're about the size of your average p0ny.” >Her eyes narrow, and she looks away. “It's not like I wanted to be this way. That damnable Princess Celestia made me this way.” She starts to walk away, clearly not wanting to divulge anything more to you. “Forget you saw me, human, and there wont be any repercussions.” She then trots away, into the Everfree forest, leaving you bewildered. “Wait! How did you know I'm a human?” you yell after her. >She laughs. “There are many things I know.” And with that, she disappeared into the forest. 7/?

17 hours later 7024035 Creeper Jones (1352591754192.jpg 500x500 42kB)
>>7023605 Today is a good day. I would've responded a long time ago, but I'm helping for a barbeque that's happening IN THE SNOW.

17 hours later 7024045 Kvetha The Magic of Change Ch1 (1355705717305.png 500x528 80kB)
>>7024011 >”Anon, that's kinda pathetic...,” Applejack says ad you bring your meager load of apples back to the barn. She gives you a look that clearly says you won't be paid as well if the work doesn't improve. “Sorry, Applejack. There were... uh.. raccoons that kept stealing my apples.” You decide on the spot not to tell her about the changeling. You didn't want any... repercussions. >”Ah, ah'm sorry ta hear that, Anon. If ya want, we can switch fields, if it makes ya feel better.” “No, its quite alright. I'll just be more vigilant.” >She smiles, and nods in affirmation. You get the feeling that she respects someone who works hard, no matter the conditions. Maybe she'll pay a little more now? >Granny Smith and Applebloom arrive then with enough glasses of cold apple juice to go around, and everybody drinks there fill. “Thanks, Granny Smith, Applebloom. That really hit the spot.” you say, smacking your lips. >”Oh, its no problem at all, Anon. It'll really put the pep in your step.” Granny Smith says, taking a long drink from her glass. “These here juice is made from zap apples. Should give you enough energy to work till lunch.” >After the break is over, you head back to the southern fields, and start working on the trees right near the edge of the forest. Every so often, you hear the sound of branches rustling, or a twig snapping and wonder if that changeling is watching you from the forest. You scan what you can see of the forest, but don't see her. >She could conceivably change into anything she wanted, so not seeing her didn't mean she wasn't there. You decide not to worry about it, and focus on picking the apples. 8/?

17 hours later 7024076 Kvetha The Magic of Change Ch1
>>7024045 >The changeling hadn't been back to steal your apples, so you had a much bigger haul by the time the lunch bell rang than before. As you prepare to head back, you pause by the edge of the forest. Nothing's there. You turn to leave, then decide to leave a couple apples for her, as a way of apology for catching her earlier. >Well, she did steal a bunch of apples from you. And was supposedly evil. But she hadn't really done anything wrong to you, and you can't hold a grudge. You feel bad for dropping the basket on her. That's just the kind of guy you are. You stack the five apples in a small pyramid, then yell into the forest: “Queen Chrysalis, these are for you!” There's no response, but you hope she heard you. >After you finished working for the day, you head home, a cool 60 bits jangling happily in your pocket. You decide to make a quick stop at Sugarcube corner to say hey to Pinkie Pie, and pick up a treat for Twilight. >”Oh, hey Anon! Here for the usual?” Pinkie asks, her usual hyperactive self. You nod to her, and pull out 15 bits for the fruitcake. You weren't a huge fan of fruitcake, and never had been, even back on Earth. But it was Twilight's favorite, and you loved seeing her happy. “Yeah, thanks Pinkie.” >”How is Twilight doing today? I remember she said the princess had asked her to do some research on changelings. Do you know much about changelings? Me and my friends saw a whole bunch of them once. Has Twilight ever told you this story? I bet she has. After all, she probably shares everything with her special somep0ny.” >You simply nod your head, quietly saying that you had to go. She would talk for the next few hours without stopping if you let her. She's sweet, no pun intended, but sometimes a bit too much to handle. >Gingerly carrying the wrapped pastry, you set off for home, waving to a few of the p0nies you passed in the street.

17 hours later 7024103 Kvetha The Magic of Change Ch1
>>7024076 >As you reach the library, you see the mail p0ny putting your mail in the bow, and stop to chat with him for a bit. “Hey there, Jim, hows the day treating you?” you ask, looking through the mail. >”Oh, not too bad, I suppose. How're you, Anon? Keeping the old girl busy, right?” he says chuckling. “Oh you know it.” You both laugh. “You wanna meet up at Larry's later for a drink?” >She shakes his head. “Any other day I would, Anon. But the word is Celestia's personal guard is in town, and they aren't too happy about something.” >You look off into the distance to where you can see the mountainside city of Canterlot. “Any idea why their here?” >He shrugs. “Nobody knows for sure, but Larry says he overheard them saying that they were looking for something or someone.” >Hmm. You think back to the changeling in the woods who'd claimed to be Chrysalis. Maybe they were looking for her? She DID say that Celestia had made her the way she was. Perhaps her seemingly obvious lie hadn't been a lie at all. That would also explain why the princess was having Twilight do research on changelings. “That is pretty odd. Well, I'm gonna head inside. Same time tomorrow?” >Jim laughs. “Of course.” >You walk inside, and see Spike cooking something in the kitchen. Smells like fish. When you'd first come here, you'd been worried you body would deteriorate from lack of protein. But, Spike, ever helpful, had found a solution. Fluttershy helped him collect the fish, and he cooked it for you and himself. Turns out dragons don't only eat gems. 10/?

17 hours later 7024107 Malous
>>7023862 It's not Vietnam, but MDR's Rebels in Equestria has something like this going on.

17 hours later 7024132 Kvetha The Magic of Change Ch1
>>7024103 “Smells good, buddy. Seen Twilight?” you ask. >He nods. “Last I saw, she was upstairs reading a book.” “When isn't she reading?” you ask, laughing. You make your way upstairs, quietly, as you didn't want to disturb her studying. You need not have worried though. She's asleep on the bed, the book she'd been reading draped over her face. You smile. Twilight can be so adorkable sometimes. It was just another thing you loved about her. >You carefully remove the book, and kiss her cheek. Her eyelids flutter, and she slowly wakes up. “Ah... Anon..?” she says sleepily. You answer with another kiss, this time on her mouth, and she responds by leaning into it. “Oh, I'm sorry Anon. I wanted to be awake when you came home. But I just got too comfortable.” She grins apologetically. “Its alright, love. I brought you something, though.” You hand her the wrapped fruitcake, which she opens with delight. >”Oh thank you, Anon!” She wraps you in a tight embrace, then carries the cake downstairs. You follow, and upon entering the kitchen, sit down to eat the meal Spike prepared for you. Twilight wrinkles her nose at the smell, but then starts eating her cake. “At least it's better than the smell of smoke.” you say. >She wrinkles her nose again. “I don't know about that...” She sniffs the air again. “No, you're definitely right. Smoke is worse.” >Dinner goes normally, the three of you chatting about your day. You refrain from mentioning Chrysalis, as you still don't want to deal with 'repercussions'. But you can't help but touch on the subject. “So, how goes the study of Changelings?” you ask, nonchalantly. She shrugs. 11/?

17 hours later 7024154 Kvetha The Magic of Change Ch1
>>7024132 >”Its going as well as it can. The only books I have on the subject are really old, and some are written in a different language. It's been especially tough without an assistant.” Spike looks up at this. >”Hey, what about me?” he says indignant. >”Oh Spike, I appreciate your help. You know that. I just miss Anon when he's out.” She blushes, and touches your hand with her hoof. >Spike chuckles. “You two already act like a married couple.” He laughs as you both blush, and look around awkwardly. “So.. uh.. did you hear that the Royal Guard is in town?” you ask, not wanting the subject to be on marriage. >It seems Twilight feels the same as she answers quickly. “Oh yes. Their looking for the queen of the changlings. In fact, that's why the princess asked me to do this research. I am to aid them in any way I can.” She sighs. “However, the current captain of the guard, Mr. Smiles, is a very proud man. He won't ask for help unless he has no other option.” “Sounds like a hard-ass.” >”Yeah, pretty much.”

17 hours later 7024165 Kvetha The Magic of Change Ch1
>>7024154 “What did the queen do, anyway?” you ask, not looking at her. You didn't want to have her implicated if the guards found out you'd seen Chrysalis in the forest. >”Well, Chrysalis and Celestia have quite a history. That alone would be reason to hunt her down. But apparently, she actually made an attempt on the princess' life.” >This brings you up short. Sure, she had seemed cocky and kind of a bitch, but you didn't know she had done something so drastic. “Wow. Any idea where she went after that?” >She shakes her head. “The Guard has been tracking her for a while, but haven't found her. Anyway, it's not something we should concern ourselves with. The Royal Guard can handle it.” She looks at you sweetly, and everything else drains from you mind. “You finished there, handsome?” >You nod, and laugh as Spike gags. “Just keep it upstairs this time.” You laugh even harder, remembering the time you and Twilight had fallen down the stairs and right onto Spike in a fit of passion. “Sorry pal, no promises.” Winking at him, you pick up Twilight, and carry her up to the bed. 13/13

17 hours later 7024224 Kvetha (tumblr_ma4ag7Idxa1r8uiq6o1_1280.gif 640x360 459kB)
>>7021031 >>7023797 >>7023834 >>7023900 >>7023951 >>7023989 >>7024011 >>7024045 >>7024076 >>7024103 >>7024132 >>7024154 >>7024165 Thats it for chapter 1. I hope you all enjoyed. Comments, concerns, feedback. pb: pastebin.com/u/kvetha

18 hours later 7024483 Kvetha (1355871027189.jpg 361x330 18kB)
>mfw I seem to have effectively killed the thread. ;_;

18 hours later 7024505 Anonymous (341562636554.png 640x670 176kB)
are there any good aie that are kinda like in loco parentis?

18 hours later 7024610 lovelymuffins (1355550458198.png 1000x800 210kB)
>>7024483 You get use to it. When I was posting stories threads would go silent for hours. Brew would give me so much shit for it. Just give it time and keep writing.

18 hours later 7024648 Anonymous
>>7024505 You mean stories that has Scootaloo In them?

18 hours later 7024773 Creeper Jones (1330802569363.png 178x200 41kB)
>>7024610 I knew that feel. I still know that feel.

18 hours later 7024787 Anonymous
>>7024648 yeah

18 hours later 7024937 Anonymous
>>7024505 jibber is the king of feels, so if thats what you are looking for, then just read his other stories.

18 hours later 7025046 Wuten
>>7024787 Well, the story I'm currently working on has Scootaloo as a main character. Check that out if you like, I guess. http://pastebin.com/9BnR0UZh Other than that, well... I can't think of very many stories I've read where Scootaloo has played a big role...

18 hours later 7025271 Vhatug Welcomes Another Year of Soup (90206__UNOPT__.png 531x531 34kB)
>Yet another night in Equestria. >After you accidentally killed Opal by mistake, you've tried harder to be good. >It isn't easy. >Before you'd heading in to visit Fluttershy earlier, you'd set up a trap out near the edge of her property with some scented bait. >She won't miss one missing pet animal now and then, right? >After a long visit, you head out and check your trap as you leave to find you got a rabbit. >A brown one. Damn, you kinda wished it was that other one. >Shrugging it off, you continue home for a good meal and a good nights sleep. - >A knocking on the door awakens you from another dream of you doing terrible things. >You groggily make your way to the door and open it to a frantic Fluttershy. >"Oh Anon, you have to come quick, it's my animals they're! OH!" >She takes off running home before you can ask her to explain, so you just follow her. >The property is a disaster area, and half the girls are already there. >Several animals are covered in gashes and injuries, and many look sickly. >The girls are already trying to help as best they can, but they're obviously in over their heads. >Pinkie has been reduced to tears and has somehow gotten bandages thrown all over her. Alright, so what exactly happened. >"Oh Anon, last night some kind of big animal came by, poor thing must have been sick, because he hurt a lot of my other animals and got them sick too and now they're all giving it to each other and" >She starts getting more and more flustered.

18 hours later 7025312 Vhatug Welcomes Another Year of Soup (77950__UNOPT__safe_fluttershy_artist-moonspots.png 900x799 574kB)
>>7025271 Shy, calm down, I'll help, but you need to be strong for them. >She pulls in her crying a little and starts to direct everyone what to do. >You're not working long before Dash comes in with Applejack. >AJ's quite shocked to say the least, but gets to work as soon as Fluttershy explain the situation. >With everyone's help, all the animals are soon bandaged up. >Fluttershy asks everyone to start loading them into a cart to take to the vet. >You do so, and find yourself as the one actually pulling the damn thing "Because you're the strongest Anon." >Or because "You're such a big, strong, and oh so strapping stallion Anon, darling." when Rarity was saying it. - >Fluttershy is inside talking to the vets while the rest of you wait outside. >"My word, it seems that everyone has been having animal problems recently." >"Ah heard that. Iffin ah get mah hooves on that mongrel that killed mah Winona, and Rarity's cat, and messed up Fluttershy's animals, ah swear ah'll kill it." >"Now Applejack, we STILL have no proof it was the same animal, it could very well be a coincidence." AJ, I've gotta go with Twi, I don't think a dog did whatever happened to Flutters animals. >Applejack just gives an annoyed hmmph and everyone goes to making small talk. - >The next day, Fluttershy's managed to get you to watch her cottage while she tried to help out at the vet. >You HATE these fucking bastards.

18 hours later 7025388 Vhatug Welcomes Another Year of Soup (I have no fear of death, and I can prove it in three words. Not. Cute. Enough..png 2400x3800 362kB)
>>7025312 >Turns out they only trust you if she's around, and you've been bitten and clawed MANY times over the day. >Eventually, you take to kicking any of the bastards who even LOOKS like it's going to try something. >It's not like she'll notice a few more bruises on them. - >For several days, you end up taking over at the house while she tries to help out. >Sure, you occasionally accidentally kill one of the animals because you hit it too hard. >And sure, you're just hiding the bodies under the couch and shit like that. >And you might have eaten one or two of the perfectly healthy ones. >And this is probably all your fault. >But you're still helping out a bit, right? - >One week of animal watching later, you're having a chat with Flutter, maybe putting a move or two on her when there's a knock at the door. >She answers it to reveal a few official looking ponies and multiple carts outside the home, a unicorn stallion seems to be their leader. >"Excuse me, are you Miss Fluttershy?" >"Oh, umm, yes I am. What did you need?" >"Ma'am, we're from the Equestrian Animal Protection Agency, and we have an order of seizure for your animals." >"Wh..WHAT? WHY?" >"We've recieved multiple reports of animal abuse involving you from multiple individuals." >They push their way past her and begin collecting animals and putting them in cages for transport. >Fluttershy gets angry and tries to stop them by blocking their way, a drastic change to her near constant crying.

18 hours later 7025419 Vhatug Welcomes Another Year of Soup (WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE.png 422x996 173kB)
>>7025388 >"Ma'am, we need you to move and let us do our jobs." >"NO!" >This exchange goes on for a while before Fluttershy spins and kicks a mare in the face. >The unicorn responds by "tazing" her with an electric blast. >Fluttershy crumples to the ground, eyes rolled back, gurgling, and....you think she pissed herself. >You push past and grab her, a little worried she might be seriously hurt and start running to the hospital, the animals can wait. - >Though it turns out she's alright, the doctors decide to keep her overnight. >Despite her insistance on helping her animals, you and her friends keep her put, insisting on going through the legal channels. - >"The court will now come to order, The A.P.A vs. Fluttershy." >The trial doesn't take very long, all her friends make a case about how much she loves her animals, and how well they're normally treated. >But the A.P.A presents pictures of injured and diseased animals from both her home and the vet. >They showcase their injuries, pictures of the rotting bodies you hid, the sheer volume of animals, the fact that she kept mice, and her owning various exotic, rare, or dangerous animals. >"In light of this overwhelming evidence, you're to be fine no less than 3,000 bits, and are hereby banned from owning or caring for animals until further notice." >"All animals are to be released to the custody of the A.P.A, and any unsuitable for release or adoption shall be euthanized." >"The A.P.A may check in without warning to ensure you're complying. You may appeal to be allowed to keep animals again after 3 years have passed." >"Case dismissed."

18 hours later 7025466 Vhatug Welcomes Another Year of Soup (OH YOU GUYS.png 627x704 329kB)
>>7025419 >"Y..yes Anon?" Hey, Shy, I wanted to say I'm really proud of how well you're handling this...but it's time you got out of the house. >"Oh, umm, I don't kn-" >You put and hand on the side of her face. Now now, I know you can. >She gives a small nod. So, any idea of what you can do for a living now? >"Oh, umm, well...I'm told I can cook pretty well...maybe someone's hiring?" There you go. See, it's not so bad. >You give a friendly bump on her chest with your fist. Alright, you think you'll be okay now? Should I stay tonight too, or will you be okay alone? >"I...I think I can make it. Thank you for helping me so much." >You nod and start leaving, but as you reach the door she call back. >"WAIT!...I mean, umm...actually, do you think maybe you could stay...just one more night?" >You drop to her level and look her in the eyes. Still scared? >"No, I...well, I heard you're special someponies with Applejack, and Rarity, and Rainbow Dash, and they're some of my best friends, and you've been so nice to me." >"And I.......I was wondering if maybe you could be special someponies with me too?" >Her face is burning red and she won't look you in the eyes. >You give her a gentle smile and pull her into a hug. I'd like that. >"Thank you Anon....It's umm, my fir....please just be gentle."

18 hours later 7025520 Anonymous (Welp.+I+love+horses+I+went+to+Universal+when+I+_14fb8943f9548a32a2858f884a4d1c9e.jpg 236x269 10kB)
>>7025466 >you put and hand on the side of her face

18 hours later 7025565 Kvetha
>>7025520 >dat filename

18 hours later 7025584 Vhatug Welcomes Another Year of Soup (42599__safe_lyra_hoers_realistic_artist-tasertail.png 1240x1391 2128kB)
>>7025466 http://pastebin.com/SU1NQ29b I don't think this one came out too well, quality wise. Will start working on pic related soon.

18 hours later 7025678 Anonymous
>>7023862 Not Vietnam, but I posted a PTSD Anon in the previous thread, to the sound of crickets chirping.

19 hours later 7025735 ZeldaStep
Anyone inportant posting? I'm trying to get my onshot out in the same thread. Not gonna happen, but its worth a try. >>7012603 Part 1- http://pastebin.com/cFgmK7vB in case you prefer pastebin. >>7012744 Part 2- http://pastebin.com/eLqh496N Starting Part 3 now. I think. Gimme a sec.

19 hours later 7025759 Cool Guy
>>7025678 I'd love to see it.

19 hours later 7025786 ZeldaStep
>>7025735 >Day Marijuana Part 3 >Well, that was an okay night. You think you might like Rarity alot now. >Or at least, you would, if she hadn't flipped two shits when she realized what had happened last night. >She promptly kicked you out of her Boutique mumbling something about 'ladies'. >Oh well. >Your next roomie was Twilight. So you headed on over to the Treebary. She really should make that its official name. >You knock and Spike comes to answer. He looks at the joint in your hand and give you a curious look. >"Hey Anon, what's up? You here for Twilight?" "Yeah, figured I'd spend the day here if I was gonna sleep here. Plus, Rarity kicked me out of the Boutique." >"Really?! That doesn't sound like something Rarity would do. Shes so-" >He rambles on about how awesome Rarity is. And you feel a little guilty knowing you 'bucked' her last night. >You wouldn't say anything though. Not until Rarity did, and you're pretty sure she won't speak of it again. >You walk past Spike and find Twilight messing around with some books. "Hey Twi, what's going on?" >"Oh hi Anon, how are-" >She cuts off and glares at your hand. She's not serious is she? >"Anonymous, is that thing on fire? Don't you know that could burn my books and even my whole library!" >Woah. Fine, you'll take it outside then. "Sorry Twilight, I'll finish this outside." >You go to step outside but Twilight grabs you hand in magic. Not this shit again. >"No need Anon, I'm joking. I merely need to put a spell on this here thing and it won't set my things on fire." "How would-" >"Fucking magic, I aint gotta explain shit."

19 hours later 7025833 ZeldaStep
>>7025786 >Point taken. >You let her do her thing and go back to Spike. He's still going? Damn, you gotta give the little guy some credit. >You snap your fingers in his face to snap him out of it. He gives you a sheepish grin in return. >"Heh, sorry, got kinda carried away huh?" "Eeyup. Don't worry about it though. C'mon lets go waste the day." >You and Spike do exactly that. You left a pair of joints with Twilight so she could 'Magic' them up. You'd smoke those later. >Hopefully, with Twilight. This will probably be really funny. You give a chuckle as the scene plays out in your head. >Yeah, it'll probably be something like that. >With the day wasted, you and Spike head back to Twilights. She seems engrossed in her books this time. You shoo Spike off and go to Twilight to settle your sleeping arangements. >You snap her attention from her book when you flick your Zippo open. God, you love this thing. >"Oh sorry Anon, didn't see ya there. Oh! We need to get you set up huh?" >She rambles off and the two of you get everything set up. Ready for sleep, you call Twilight over for some chat. "So Twi, you wanna try some of this?"

19 hours later 7025841 NetherPony (1346885048106.png 250x265 80kB)
>>7012603 Glad you enjoyed it! >>7012692 >I think I gagged at least five or six times while reading this. Well, does tha-- >don't stop >pic related >>7012769 >pic also related >You're going to be all over with this aren't you? I-- Probably. >>7012906 >What was your inspiration for starting this story, anyway? I've always wanted to write a /d/ style story; that and Gator's Raingoo Dash. >Are you really just a massive /d/eviant or something? I-- yeah. I call it a story. There is a storyline, I promise! Thanks for reading and the feedback! More of this abomination of a story later. Anyone else that has feedback for me, I'm open to it! If you have a suggestion for the story, throw it out there! I won't promise anything, but I'll see what I can do.

19 hours later 7025895 Anonymous
>>7025759 pastebin'd: http://pastebin.com/dndqg8Ar

19 hours later 7025903 ZeldaStep
>>7025833 >"Oh, well I don't know Anonymous. I haven't researched it properly yet! Or at all for that matter! What if its harmful to p0nies?" >You can't help but smile at that. Remembering Fluttershys couch-lock and Raritys personality flip. "Don't worry, Flutters and Rarity already tried it. Zecora has too, if it makes you feel any better. Plus, experience is the best teacher!" >Your not 100% sure about that, but hey, you want your friends to be happy. And high. >"Oh...well I guess I could try some." >You smile and explain what to do and the basics. Once your sure she gets it, you help her out like you did with Fluttershy. >She takes her hit and you quickly pull the joint away before she could make it fall. Twice is bad enough. >She starts coughing, but once she settles down she has a pretty far-off look in her eyes. "Uhh, Twi? You ok?" >She yelps, glancing around everywhere for the source of noise. Oh, fuck. You done goofed. >When her eyes lock with yours, they grow wide with fear. You quickly run over and cover her mouth with your palm. "Sorry Twi, can't have you screaming. Lets get you-" >When you see her horn glow, you flick it. That seems to work. You carry her to her bed and cuddle her till she sleeps. >Crude, but effective. You glad Spike didn't wake up either. That might have made things worse. >Okay, so that didnt go as you thought it would. You'd imagined she would just get loopy, maybe get like Rarity. >You werent expecting paranoia. Can you even get paranoid off weed? Your not sure. >Oh well, shit happens. >You think you'll stay with Twilight for the night, you'd rather not have her go crazy again. And the pastebin for this is here, http://pastebin.com/9W9AUWSp Will be working on this every so often till I finish it. Comments? Tips? Trolls?

19 hours later 7025953 CYOA_AiE The Adventures of Fatcord
"God damn Discord! What happened?!" You ask as Discord sits on the couch eating a bucket of vanilla fudge nut ice cream and drinking chocolate milk >"It’s just a couple of pounds at best; I don't see why you're over reacting." He replies tossing a the spoon before dunking his head into the bucket and slurping disgustingly "Man, I haven't seen anyone that delusional about themselves since Rainbow went out with Soarin to prove she wasn't a carpet muncher." You say walking over "C'mon Fatcord, we gotta get you in shape." >"Oh whats the point." He groans as the tub falls and spills ice cream over his fat as fuck belly, "Celestia broke up with me, I'm no longer the god of chaos, and even Luna is now more important than me." "What about Chrysalis? I think she liked you in a tsundere kinda way." >"I cant talk to her like this." He says exposing his flabby belly and triple chin "Well get your fat ass off the couch, and come with me to get you fitted for some super stretch sweat pants, cause we are hitting up the track." You say as Discord wobbles his fat self off the couch. >"I guess." He sighs >Discord stands nervously as a couple of tailors scan him over getting his measurements. “So what can you do for my fat friend?” You ask patting his flab >”We can whip up something, but it’ll cost you quite a bit in materials and some more for the time you want us to have it ready by.” He says as you look up at Discord who gives you a big grin >”I kinda spent all my money on that ice cream.” He smiles as you sigh “Fine, but you owe me something big for that.” You say pulling out some bits

19 hours later 7025981 CYOA_AiE The Adventures of Fatcord
>>7025953 >With Discord fitted, dressed, and ready, the both of you head over to the track to begin his training. “All right,” You say sitting down on the ground, “Let’s start with some sit-ups and then we can move on to a brisk jog.” >He groans as he rolls over and onto his back, “HNNGH!!” He strains trying to pick up his massive body, “HNNGHH! C’MON! GAH!!” He yells before tossing himself onto the ground, “Its no use..*pant* *pant* I cant do it..” “Already?” You say going over to his feet and holding them down, “You cant give up, ya gotta keep on going man. Only 9 more to go.” >He sobs in displeasure before placing his arms around the back of head and trying to lift himself up again. >With the sit-ups done, you and Discord stand by a white line across the ground on a dirt path. “All right, this track is a mile long, now I honestly don’t think you can jog the whole thing, but you can briskly walk it.” You say jogging in place, “Ready, set, go.” >Discord and you begin the slow “speed” walk, his folds of fat bounce in a rhythm with each step he takes. >4 feet. 8 feet. 12 feet! Just as you’re getting excited he may just reach the 20 feet mark, he falls forward hacking and wheezing. “Dude! C’mon man really?!” >”Its *wheeze* the cold air, *hack* its burning my throat.” >A breeze of nice cool air kisses you as you look up at the cloudy gray sky, a sudden rainbow streak darts over head and lands before you and the downed Discord. Rainbow Dash takes in the scene and starts to snicker looking over at Discord. >”What’s wrong with you?” She asks as he suddenly gets composed and talks normally >”Oh Rainbow Dash, do be a good pony and clear the sky for me, I’m exercising to get in shape, and I’m having trouble doing so, since you seem to be have been shirking your duties again.”

19 hours later 7026002 CYOA_AiE
>>7025981 >”Tsk yeah I’ll clear the weather for you,” She says rolling her eyes sarcastically “When pigs fly, besides we were scheduled to have a cold front come in today.” She says slightly irritated >”Well seeing as how I just saw YOU flying not to long ago, I believe you’re now honor bound to clear the skies for me.” >Rainbow looks at him confused before it sinks in, “Oh that’s it!” She stomps before darting forward and knocking him to the floor, the speed at which she came in, coupled with his large armor of fat, combined to form the worlds only living trampoline, and jettisons smack into a tree, knocking her out instantly. >Dusting himself off, he jogs in place smiling, “That was actually kinda fun, what next?” He smiles as you face palm. >Focusing on sit-ups, and push-ups and any –ups you could remember, you spent the past couple of days at home helping Discord work his long forgotten muscles until the cold front blew over. >Today, you and him head over to Twilights for some dieting books, going in, Twilight walks over and smiles. “What can I do for you Anon?” She asks “Needed some diet books for Farcord here.” You say pointing back at him, >”I’m trying to regain my fabulous figure.” He replies nonchalantly >”Sure, I have just the thing over here.” She says walking over to a section of books, Discord sits himself on a wooden chair and grabs a nearby magazine, >Over with Twilight, she browses the books as you look over at her in secret admirer admiration. >Picking out a book with her mouth, she motions it over to you, and you pick it up, “Listen Twilight, um if you’re not doing anything..” >Discord flips through the magazine completely oblivious to the chair wobbling underneath his weight, finally giving in, it collapses into itself, and sends Discord down the hall as a 600 pound wrecking ball of death and cellulite.

19 hours later 7026016 CYOA_AiE The Adventures of Fatcord
>>7026002 “so I was thinking maybe we could..” You say glancing to the side “HOLY CRAP!” You yell >Discord misses you by inches and slams right into Twilight, crushing her inbetween his massive belly and her thick hard books. >In the hospital, Twilight lies in bed wrapped in a full body cast, as you look at Discord in anger. >”What? Its not my fault she bought lousy chairs.” >With the skies clear, weather sunny and warm, you and Discord hit up a popular river for some swim training. “Swim bitch!” You yell as Discord treads water as gracefully as 2 retards performing a ballet. >”Anonymous! Seriously I’m drowning!” He gurgles as you watch your Spartan training at work, some ponies look on in concern, but you told them not to interfere. “Use some of that fat ass for buoyancy!” You shout as Pinkie Pie walks beside you >”Hey Anonymous.” Pinkie says as you turn to see Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity come walking up. “What are you doing here?” “Just making Discord go through the motions of swim training, its better than forcing him to run.” You shrug as Fluttershy looks over >”Is..is he gonna meet you here?” She asks as you look at her, “What? No he’s right..” You stop when you see nothing but calm water and no sign of the fat fuck anywhere. “Oh my god! If he fucking bailed!” You yell as a dark brown bulge surfaces

19 hours later 7026031 CYOA_AiE
>>7026016 >”OH MY GOSH DISCORD DROWNED!!” Pinkie yells as all of you and any nearby ponies rush into the water to help him >Swimming and dog paddling, Pinkie is the first to reach him, pulling him up.. “What the fuck!? That’s a tree stump!” You yell >”Canon ball!” Discord yells from the top of you as you look up to see a small black dot that gets progressively bigger with each second. >Paddling for your life, you do your best to reach the shore; Discord plummets into the water, sending an explosion of water in all directions. >After it died down, you look on at the aftermath, ponies lodged into trees with their back legs kicking in small spasm, some groaning defeated over rocks that were hundreds of feet away, and somewhere in the world, Rarity ended up on a mountain top. >Again all eyes are on Discord as he smiles and points to the empty river "You have to admit, that was THE best cannon ball you've ever seen." >Throwing yourself onto the couch, you toss your arms into the air. “That’s it, I give up.” You whine “This is hopeless.” You moan as Discord stands behind the couch, >”You can’t just give up now! After all you told me about sticking it out.” “We’ve been at this for months, and you haven’t lost a single damn pound.” >”I don’t know, its not like I’m not dieting or anything.” >Getting off the couch, you mull it over, “Maybe we need to change the diet.” He speaks out, “To what?” >”Well who’s the most healthy pony you know, all we gotta do, is find out what they eat, and just mimic that.” He suggests as you consider it. “I got it.”

19 hours later 7026044 CYOA_AiE The Adventures of lame ass no auto fill
>>7026031 >A bucket of apples gets loaded onto a cart packed with even more buckets of Apples as Applejack closes and secures it. >”Well, I dun eat anythin fancy like dem diets Rarity eats, jus dah simple stuff like apples an water. Real secret to my weight is all dah days I bust my rump here on dah farm.” “Well that’s BORING, “ Discord wails “You sure there isn’t a secret apple or something you eat to stay thin?” He asks looking around. >”No sir, just hard work, and eatin right.” She proudly declares before looking over at you, “By the way, Twi is out of the hospital, she’s healed up right nice.” “Oh really?” You ask in surprise “That’s good I..” >As the two of you chat it up, Discord stolls around looking for the “secret apple” and stumbles across a zap apple tree, “Hmm.” >Plucking the gray apple, it surges electricity around his hand and he smiles deviously, biting into it, it shocks him violently before exploding and sending him flying back and onto the cart. >Pushing it over the hill and becoming a high speed cart of death. >”Oh my!” Applejack yells running at her fullest to catch the cart, >”Yes!” Discords cheers “I got all of you!” He laughs as his body morphs into its original slim shape “Oh I’ve missed you.” He says cuddling his abs “Did..did you just..what the fuck man!?”

19 hours later 7026063 CYOA_AiE The Adventures of Trollcord
>>7026044 >”Terribly sorry Anonymous, but I don’t gain and loose weight like most of you do, when Celestia broke up with me and after I was humiliated by your friends, my chaos magic had nowhere to go as my spirit was broken. As a result, I gained lots of pent up magic weight, to you it was cause I was snacking on fatty foods, but really that has no effect on my body.” He smiles before teleporting besides you. >”You see, the only way I loose weight is to spread my chaos around and bring misfortune on others. Naturally you would not agree to that, so when you offered to help me. It gave me an opportunity to loose my weight without you, or anyp0ny else being none the wiser and chalking the misfortune up to a series of bad coincidences.” “You horrible bastard.” You whisper “That’s fucked up!” >”Oh don’t be so dramatic, I AM grateful, and the girls are all fine, just a little worse for wear.” He chuckles as a lightly charcoaled Applejack comes walking up annoyed, “Well, thanks for everything Anon, I will send you my thank you as soon as I can. SO LONG EVERYP0NY!” He yells before teleporting away, >Several months later, sitting in your living room, a knock on the door gets you up, opening it, Twilight comes trotting in. “Twilight?” >”Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, I can be whoever you want.” She says before transforming to reveal a changeling, with a wink, it transforms back into Twilight “And you can do whatever you want to me.” >With a smile, you take the changeling upstairs for a night of calorie burning fun, outside the window, Discord looks on snickering as the two of you go upstairs. “Just wait until he finds out that’s a MALE changeling.”

19 hours later 7026090 Anonymous
>>7024787 This one is good. http://pastebin.com/Gb5N5ETc

19 hours later 7026113 Cool Guy
>>7026063 You lost me at the end.

19 hours later 7026135 Anonymous
>>7026113 Discord trolled him at the end, what was confusing about that? Or are you saying that the ending rustled you?

19 hours later 7026183 Cool Guy
>>7026135 I just didn't understand.

19 hours later 7026247 CYOA_AiE
>>7026183 Discord gave him his thank you gift in return for helping him get back in shape, so he sent him a changeling for Anon to sex up, but Discord being Discord sent him a male one so Anon can get trolled.

19 hours later 7026266 Anonymous
>>7025841 Whatever you do with Sticky Situations, just be careful to not let it end up like Vhatug's abomination of a story. I make the comparison since they both have roughly the same structure (a shit-ton of freaky clop, and that's about it). At least Sticky Situations has shock factor going for it. It's so over-the-top that I find myself reading it more as a test of fortitude than something I'm supposed to jerk it to.

19 hours later 7026302 NoLongerAnon
>>7026247 Good to see ya still writing man, gonna have to catch up on your work Happy belated New Year AiE!! Here's to an awesome 2013

19 hours later 7026310 Anonymous
>>7026247 I liked it CYOA. I was a bit lost at the beginning but it clicked as I read.

19 hours later 7026345 Equitech
Happy new year everyone! >parking, lurking maybe writing

19 hours later 7026420 CYOA_AiE
>>7026302 >>7026310 Yeah I'm not gonna give up writing anytime soon, Contention MUST be finished. I'm gonna add a little more to the beginning so it makes more sense before I throw it up on my pastebin. Thanks you two, glad my one shots were fun.

19 hours later 7026438 Anonymous
>>7026063 Are you the one that wrote this In the fat Discord thread? Either way, It was a pretty good one, and the ending made me chuckle. Although I wonder If the changeling being a male or female would've made any difference since they can just transform to any gender, right?

19 hours later 7026499 CYOA_AiE
>>7026438 Yeah I wrote it, I dont run my trip outside of AiE less I become like namefag or something. >Although I wonder If the changeling being a male or female would've made any difference since they can just transform to any gender, right? True, but still fun.

19 hours later 7026564 Anonymous
>>7026499 >they can just transform to any gender, right? Can they? I'm trying to imagine personal ads in Equestria now. "single Earth Pony stallion seeks female Changeling for kinky sex. Must be female as original, non-shifted gender..."

19 hours later 7026582 Anonymous (apa.jpg 605x383 29kB)
>>7025419 >A.P.A Why did I immediately think of this?

19 hours later 7026599 CYOA_AiE
>>7026564 I dont know, in my head cannon, they can transform into either gender, but when they are in their changeling form they go back to whatever gender they are. Dangle bits and everything. Thats just me, but diff people, diff ideas.

19 hours later 7026654 Anonymous
>>7026564 >>7026599 Azathoth got away with it in that one story didn't he? Granted it was practically a gay fic anyway, but I do recall some mare transformation from the male changeling. I... could be wrong on that though. It has been a while, and I want Aza to come back soon.

20 hours later 7027096 Anonymous
>>7026564 moar liek "Unicorn stallion subbie seeks female Changeling Domme for total power exchange. I want to see you and do you in your natural form, not transformed. email me at shiny@canterlot.com and don't tell my wife."

20 hours later 7027143 Anonymous
>>7025903 what the fuck is going on

20 hours later 7027259 Anonymous (stonedshy.png 500x397 193kB)
>>7027143 >what the fuck is going on That's what Twilight said after a few bong hits.

20 hours later 7027620 Anonymous (1345970631019.png 1600x2023 334kB)
I can't wait for the part in Kissing Booth Anon where Rainbow Dash asks Anon out or something. >"Welp, that was your last day of work, Anon!" "Phew, just in time, too. My muscles are screaming at me. So, I'll catch you later, Dash." >"Hold on a sec." "Yo, what's up?" >"You wanna like, do something?" "I... well we're done with the workout thing so..." >"I know, I know! I mean, hang out, or something." "... I don't think I'll be going to the gym for at least a week, haha." >"Not the gym! Maybe to the lake or to get something to eat, or whatever." "... Dash, I don't understand." all that expect less dumb

20 hours later 7027851 Anonymous
>>7027259 >this guy. I like you Anon.

21 hours later 7028421 CYOA_AiE Personal Ads from Ponyville
>>7027096 >>7026564 *Bookmarked Personal Ads from Equeslist Filed under No Strings Attached >*One night stand - Mare - Ponyville >Just a simple mare looking for a good time. My responsibilities demand long hours, back breaking work, and little time for romance. One day I might meet a nice fella, but I need Mr. Rightnow for tonight. Just come by Sweet Apple Acres and ask for Applejack, we can talk business then. Filed under Friends Only >*Looking for friends - Mare (Location withheld) >So I've never done anything like this before, and to be honest I'm really nervous. Not many ponies around here I can talk with. So a little about me, I'm a single mare who works with books, and has a deep passion for learning more. It would be nice to meet a gentlecolt who shared the same. I love reading, writing, and discovering more about the world around me. Maybe we can meet up at the Canterlot Library and maybe talk books or get some food. Well in any case, I'll be there this Saturday, feel free to approach me, I'll be the bookworm with her snout in a book. :> Filed under Mare looking Stallion >*No games - Mare - Ponyville >All right, so I'm looking for a stallion and despite being ultra cool, I've been having a hard time finding one who can keep up with me. No not rutting, they never make it that far, I mean in terms of speed, and endurance. Its so boring having to wait up on some slowpoke stallion who can barely keep up with me, so if you feel up to it, we can race. If I like what I see, we'll take it from there. *Edited 17:49* Oh by the way, names Rainbow Dash, you can find me up in the sky blasting awesome at any point in the day.

21 hours later 7028581 Anonymous
>>7028421 Filed under Mare looking for Stallion >*Don't be intimidated >Tall, pretty, older mare looking for male companion who won't be intimidated by her height, or the fact that she has--well, let's say it's a government job. Likes: walks on the beach, sunbathing, Internet trolling, teaching younger ponies about life. Dislikes: unreliability, unpredictability, phonies, ponies who don't get the joke. Email me at: sunbutthoers@canterlot.gov, no dick pictures please."

21 hours later 7029112 Anonymous
Are all the writers like hungover or something? I took a break from my series of oneshots. I guess I could take a request to bump the thread. Until someone important comes along and starts posting.

21 hours later 7029146 Anonymous
>>7029112 hmm, requests? Anon appears in Equestria. He wasn't familiar with the show, but he's pretty Internet savvy. The ponies learn about trolling from him. Celestia asks him for secret troll lessons. Hilarity ensues.

21 hours later 7029161 Anonymous
>>7029112 we're all important anon. your stuff is important too.

21 hours later 7029210 Anonymous
>The sun is beating down without a single cloud in the sky, the big bright blue taunts you with reminders of water and cool. But only sand and sun are what you feel. >You painfully swallow what little saliva there is left, down your dried and prune like throat. A horrible feeling of pins and needles pricking you as the water slowly makes its way down, moistening and shortly bringing relief…but also pain. >Falling to the ground, you can go no further. Exposure, dehydration, and malnutrition, form an unstoppable trinity of pain. >”Anon, you have to get up…” She pants, “we’re almost there.” “I can’t Mrs. Cake...I’m done.” >Feeling a tugging on the back of your shirt, Mrs. Cake picks you up and drags you over into the shade of a small pit. >Plopping you onto the ground, she slowly walks over to your blindside and plops down against the wall. >”Lets just...lets just sit here a while.” She says panting in exhaustion “When you..when you get your strength back will go.” >Observing a small little sand lizard sticking his tongue out and tasting the air, he scurries away as you give a small painful groan. >A small tear makes its way out of you, though you don’t want to admit it, you know you’re going to die out here. >Never again will you get to see your friends in Ponyville, never again will you race and get destroyed by Rainbow and AJ, or fuck around with the town with Pinkie Pie, or see Rarity to fix up your clothing. >But most of all you regret you’ll never get to see Red Heart again…that pure, loving, and selfless mare that made you her special somep0ny. >Never again would you hold her after she got back from a long day at work, you would hold her tired body and look into her exhausted beautiful eyes, as she would likely peck you on the lips before dozing off until her next shift.

22 hours later 7029223 Anonymous
>>7029210 “Mrs. Cake..you should go..” >”I can’t...you’ll die here..” “I’m as good as dead anyway.” >”Don’t say that Anon, you just need some rest..” She says as you shift your head over to face her, “Tsk..maybe.” You weakly smile at her, >To tired to and seeing no point in shifting your head back, you stare at her and other assorted things hoping that you strength will just magically come back. >After several minutes of silent waiting, Mrs. Cake lays herself down. As she motions herself down, and despite being on deaths door, curiosity compels you to sneak one last peek at a mares crotch boobs. >Red Heart had small cute pink ones, but you never really got to look at an older mare’s ones. Your eyes widen with new found vigor when you see a runny white stream wastefully oozing out of hers and falling onto the ground. >Your body screams inside, dying for that liquid nourishment, while your mind tries to tell you it’s not right. >How would you even approach this subject? You know full well what it is from what Red told you about pony anatomy, but you also know that they follow an ethical code similar to humans. >That includes respect for personal space, you just couldn’t run over there and start sucking on her blue tits like some animal.. “Mrs. Cake…” You say weakly, >”Yes dearie?” She asks as you swallow the small bits of saliva that has collected “I..I don’t want to die..” >”I don’t want that either..” “If..if you could just let..let me drink some of your milk..” You whisper unbelievably embarrassed, >Her eyes widen when she realizes what your talking about, looking down at her boobs, she curls up hiding her shame. “That’s ok…” You whisper crushed, using what little strength left, you turn your head away from her. >No sense in guilting her with an accusatory death glare…it was a long shot anyway.

22 hours later 7029235 Anonymous
>>7029223 >Looking at the shaded sand, and just waiting to die, a sudden and horrifying sound breaks you from the 1000 yard stare trance you were in. >A big blue figure throws itself in front of you, seeing only back legs, you look down and see the top half of Mrs. Cake at your crotch. >In the 69 position, she slowly lifts her legs, granting you access to her two lactating glands. >”Just..just take all you need..” She whispers.. “I don’t want you to die when I could have saved you..I’d never be able to face Red Heart..” “…Thanks.” You reply, >Though you feel that it was lacking, what else could you have possibly said. Taking in one big breath, and exhaling tiredly, you scoot closer to her and place a hand on her side. >She trembles a little as you draw near her, going for the bottom one, you envelope the whole tit with your mouth and begin to gently chew on it in a circular motion. >She grunts weakly as you coax her milk out one small squirt at a time, its much thinner and watery than you expected, with a bitter nutty flavor. You’d gag were it any other circumstance. >However, after being so dehydrated and dying for food, you would swear the milk rejuvenated your dying body, as you find yourself milking her more aggressively. >Gluttonously swallowing every drop that makes it way into your mouth, you feel your throat becoming moist and senses more aware. >It also dawns on you just how hard and dry her tits are, slowly but surely though, they are getting more soft and firm. >After finishing off her bottom teat, you tilt your head and begin on her top one. Again it has a rough and dried out texture, and working the milk out of it seems less enjoyable than the first.

22 hours later 7029245 Anonymous
>>7029235 >Her bottom teat occasionally scrapes against your face, and now being soft and smooth, it reminds you of all the breast play you would do with Red Heart. She would hold your head down and moan as you would tease her sensitive nipples before moving on to sex. >God it’s going to be so good to see her again. Finally coming to a slow to a slow stop, you pant catching your breathe. Placing your head down, on the ground, exhaustion takes you. >On the other side of your body, you have a full blown erection staring Mrs. Cake in the face, embarrassed, and humiliated, she slowly gets up and walks around you. Back to the place she was before. >Slumping down onto the ground, she cries as her moist and damp pussy begs for a cock. Why did such a disgusting act turn her on? Does this make her unfaithful? Is she a whore now? All these thoughts swirl in her head as she shivers on the floor. >How does Anonymous see her? How can she face him? Rubbing her eyes, she lays her head down. As a sudden pack of Zebras come rushing up and looking down into the hole. >"Ey, yo." the leader Zebra speaks "We here tah rescue you, my bitch Zeccora sent fo us. You's is saved." End

22 hours later 7029299 Anonymous
>>7029146 Okay, maybe I should have phrased that differently. I could do this one, but I'd probably just half-ass it(read: I dont want to do this). Saved! By the posting Anon.

22 hours later 7029316 Anonymous
>>7029245 i feel sorry for anon and Mrs. Cake. shit got real for a second there.

22 hours later 7029405 Anonymous
>>7029316 It was supposed to have a serious ending, but I got bored sadly. Dumb ending aside, Anon was close to death and needed food.

22 hours later 7029428 Cool Guy
>>7029405 Wouldn't Mrs. Cake's body stopped producing milk in an effect to conserve as much energy and nutrients as possible? 0/10 ruined my suspension of disbelief

22 hours later 7029440 Cool Guy
>>7029428 effort*

22 hours later 7029467 Anonymous
>>7029405 the way the guy talked was kinda cheezy, but the timing wasn't bad. i liked it.

22 hours later 7029529 Anonymous
>>7029440 >>7029428 I lost the first half, but Anon had given her pretty much all of the food thinking his body was more resilient than it was. She was in better shape than him. It was a nice intro, but I didn't save it and didn't want to bother typing it out again. >>7029467 Glad ya liked it.

22 hours later 7029593 Anonymous (1356585432311.gif 640x360 626kB)
>>7029529 yeah. im glad i liked it too.

22 hours later 7029700 TexAnon
>>7025584 Anon dealt with the animals in his own special way. Courtroom scene gave the reader what they needed to know. We goin for a herd again Vhatty? I LOVE it. Guess I'll get to work on twilight now. >FS:"Um, are victims of circumstance your fetish Anon?" "Circumstance, yeah sure we'll go with that. Now lemme glaze that donut."

22 hours later 7029778 TexAnon
>>7029245 Oh Mrs. Cake you naughty mare you. We might as well enjoy these last moments to the fullest.

22 hours later 7029971 Mandroid =Father of the Night 2=
Dead thread? Posting update in attempt to fix. >Hoof hitting wood rouses you from your restful sleep as the sun creeps through the window. >Nnnggg...he was hitting the dummies again. >You sit up in the bed and peek out the window. Bruce was under the trees in the back yard wailing on a circle of practice dummies. >He spins on his fore hoof and circle kicks the head of one of the dummies clear off into the woods. >You grumble and climb out of bed. >Stretching your legs you go to the window and crack it open. "Breakfast! Get inside!" >Bruce glances at you over his shoulder at you before trotting into the woods. "You better be getting that head..." >You lean back inside and start cooking breakfast. >Bruce was one of the few ponies you had ever met who willingly ate meat. >He was mildly apprehensive, but changed his mind the second you told him that they built muscle mass. >A few minutes later and you have bacon, eggs, and prench toast out on the table, just in time for Bruce to walk in and sit up at the table before beginning to scarf down his food. >You sit yourself down at the table and look the caped child over. "Still wearing the costume, I see." >His eyes snap up at you. "I must practice in my suit." "Okay..."

22 hours later 7029981 Mandroid
>>7029971 >He continues to glare at you. "I must get used to the weight." >You cock an eyebrow. >"For when I go out." >Oh no. "I'm not letting you go out to bash in pickpockets heads, Bruce." >His eyes narrow. "You will not be able to stop me." >Oh...this again. >You reach into the cabinet behind you and grab a spray bottle. You place it down on the table and angle the nozzle towards Bruce. >His eyes widen but his glare intensifies. >"If you think that is going t-" >Psssssssst. >Bruce tenses as he's doused in the disciplinary liquid, he fortunately finished is food. >You expect him to leap over the table at you, if not for the spray than for denying him going out, instead he just sits there and simmers. >"That will not work forever." "Then I'll have to come up with a new solution, won't I?" >Bruce hops off his chair and walks into a closet at the edge of the hall, slamming the door behind him. >That closet served as his work space, it was practically the only place he spent time. >Leaving your day remarkably open. >And therefore remarkably dull.

22 hours later 7029992 Mandroid
>>7029981 >You spent your day laying on the couch watching TV. >As usual. >The closet Bruce had locked himself in was still in your sight, and you were keeping a close eye on it. >The TV had been boring you for some time, you had had a pillow over your face as it ran in the background for however long. >You almost drifted off to sleep before a knocking came from the door. "Nnnnnggg..." >The knocks continue. "NNUUUUUUUUUHHHH." >The knocks now intensify, instantly alerting you to who it is. "Don't wanna!" >"Anonymous, y'all get out here and open the door!" the pony behind the door says. >Fucking...dammit. >You grumble and roll off the couch. >Your feet drag along the carpet as you make your way to and eventually throw open the door. >The orange pony under the Stetson cocks an eyebrow up at you. "What is it AJ?" you grumble. >Applejack has been a friend for ages now, the side effect of you working on the farm when you first came here. >That was a bit before Bruce got sent to you. >AJ walks inside a bit after you step aside. >"Just comin' round to see how y'all are doin'. Applebloom said ya came by the stall yesterday." >She glances down the hallway to the closet Bruce was in. "How is he?" she asks with concern.

22 hours later 7029999 Mandroid
>>7029992 >You sigh. "He's normal, for him. He locks himself in that closet for hours on end and doesn't come out till night." >Applejack sighs and turns back to you. "I thought so. Anon, ya ever think about getting that boy a' yours out and about with kids his own age?" >Whoa, "boy a' yours"? "What'd you call him?" >AJ cocks an eyebrow. "Aint that the term you use for adopted kids?" >It breaks your what happened to Bruce, it really did, but just because you took him in didn't make him your kid... >You reel back a bit. "Adopted? AJ, he's my ward, not my son." >"Anonymous!" she hisses. >You meet AJ's glare. "What?" >She jerks her head back to the closet. "He can probably hear you." >You look back to the work closet. "He probably doesn't care." >AJ sighs. "Now just because the two of ya have your...problems don't mean that he doesn't care." >She walks out the door. "Maybe think about that some, Anon. Y'all might be surprised."

22 hours later 7030006 Mandroid
>>7029999 >After AJ left, you did some housework, patching up the hole Bruce made in the ceiling last night and sweeping up whatever was left of the mess. >By late afternoon, your work was done, nothing was on TV, and Bruce was still in his closet. >You decide to take a walk around town to clear your head a bit. >Your feet eventually lead you to the library, home of your friend and local know-it-all Twilight. "Can't hurt..." >You knock on the door and take a few steps inside. "Twi? You in here?" >Your favorite Purplesmart lifts her snout out of the book she was reading and greets you with a smile. >"Hey there Anon, what brings you around?" >You shrug and walk up to her. "Just getting out of the house a bit, ended up walking past here." >Twilight closes her book. "How is he?" >Twi and AJ were the only ones in town besides you who were aware of Bruce's...activities. You had come to them when it started for advice on how to handle it. >So far nothing. "He's...Bruce." >Twilight frowns. "Still in his closet?" "Yup." >She sighs. >"I don't suppose you've brought up the subject of going to school yet." "When I did he went off on a tangent about mathematics and Equestrian history." >"...And?" Twilight asks. "And I checked later and he was right, I doubt he thinks he'll learn anything at school."

22 hours later 7030017 Mandroid
>>7030006 >Twilight's face grows worried. "I hope he doesn't hurt himself..." "More worried about other people." >"He needs...something to focus on." "He seems focused on fighting as is." >You and Twilight are silent for a few minutes. "So what are you reading?" >Twilight looks back at her book. "A history of both Griffins and Diamond Dogs, I'm hoping to get a leg up on the Razorclaws and the Diggers." >The 'Claws and Diggers were two clans of Griffins and Diamond Dogs who had been harassing each other in the badlands to the south of town, it's been spilling into the edges of town recently. "Well...I'll leave you to it then. See ya later, Twi." >Twilight heads back to her book and starts reading again. "Bye, Anon!" >You exit the library and walk back home. >The sun was setting on one horizon while the moon rose from the other. >You creep in the front door of the house and glance over it. >Lights off. >Stove off. >Closet door open. >Bruce gone. >... >Oh shit.

22 hours later 7030076 Anonymous
goddammit you guys! Stop posting so fast, i wasn't even done with the last thread before it 404'd on my ass.....i was just done with anon in dogland...please tell me i didn't Miss chapter six... Or any other story's .

22 hours later 7030101 Mandroid
>>7030017 Pastebin updated. http://pastebin.com/u/Mandroid Any thoughts? Expanding our cast of characters and showing what Bruce and Anonymous do around the house on a "normal" day, as well as setting up some things for later arcs. Will Bruce get the focus he needs to not be such a little cockhead? Will the gangs factor in? Where did he go? Stay tuned true believers.

22 hours later 7030138 Anonymous (106559__UNOPT__.jpg 375x1128 172kB)
>>7029700 Thanks, like I said, thought it wasn't too good, pacing I think, so some positive feedback is much appreciated. Not a whole thing on it, but my headcanon is polygamy is more common than monogamy, we just don't see the first because controversy. That would be an awkward chat with little girls. So, even when Anon doesn't start one, they're usually just a normal part of Equestrian society in my "stories".

22 hours later 7030145 CYOA_AiE
>>7030076 Download Google Chrome http://www.google.com/ Install 4 Chan X http://mayhemydg.github.com/4chan-x/ It automatically redirects to 404ed threads and makes navigation much easier with a little practice. Also, we are moving PAINFULLY slow almost every day.

22 hours later 7030238 An Irish Nomad
>>7030076 Check the thread archives for anything you missed. The link's in the OP.

22 hours later 7030287 Anonymous
>>7030145 To me you seem like fuking machines,its now 3:08 And i'm still reading, and i don't read slow......i think something is really wrong with my phone.

22 hours later 7030308 Anonymous
New thread?

23 hours later 7030338 Cool Guy
>>7030076 Don't refresh the page then, dummy. It's not like anythings going to be added. As long as you don't refresh, you'll still be able to read the thread.

23 hours later 7030353 Anonymous
>>7030308 Not till 500 bro

23 hours later 7030411 Anonymous
>>7030287 I bet you'd love the nights when threads would last as long as five or so hours.

23 hours later 7030476 Anonymous
>>7030411 You mean summer?

23 hours later 7030503 Anonymous
>>7030476 Ahh summer, the good ol days when authors flowed stories like rivers of deep blue creative joy. And the worst case of shit posting, troll posters, and over all decline in board quality

23 hours later 7030593 NoLongerAnon
>>7030503 Pre summer had the biggest boom in speed, with the time around spring break being so fast, we would burn through 3 threads or more per day. Shit, that was a hectic time

23 hours later 7030632 Codz (1356819706843.gif 589x366 1984kB)
I updated Fatal Famish. http://pastebin.com/jJByU1BJ Enjoy.

23 hours later 7030669 Anonymous
>>7030632 Post in here man, we need it

23 hours later 7030758 Cool Guy
>>7030632 Please tell me this is pink pone story.

23 hours later 7030778 Anonymous
>>7030758 'T is.

23 hours later 7030863 Anonymous
MDR where are you!

23 hours later 7030883 Anonymous
alright well fuck the person who deleted my post they can go suck a bag of dicks

23 hours later 7030890 Cool Guy
>>7030632 I like it so far.

23 hours later 7030895 MDR
>>7030863 Just got back from work brudda. Let me at least shower and eat first! I might just be a lazy bastard and post the entire thing in pastebin. Because copy-pasting-10k words is going to be a bitch.

23 hours later 7031012 ellipsisellipsisellipsis
>>7019658 Oh lord, these object to left threads. I browse the net lying on my bed so... to the left of me is a pillow... to the right of me is another pillow... >Pinkamena dives through the mirror on your wall, grabbing a pillow from the floor as she does so >Quickly reacting, you quickly hit her in the face with the pillow on your right as she lifts her pillow above her head to begin smothering you >She is slightly stunned from the surprise of the ineffectual hit >You roll yourself to the opposite side of your bed with your pillow raised defensively >Pinkamena growls and leaps across the makeshift divider swinging her pillow with the might of her madness behind it >The force of the blow is enough to elicit an "Ooof" from you as it hits you in the stomach and you swing your counter attack in response >She lets out a small squeak as you once again have the pillow collide with her muzzle >Her eyes seem to move in different directions for a moment until she shakes her head and recovers from the hit >You can't help but let out a small snicker at how dizzy she looks for a second, then you raise your pillow to defend against a few more blows >This continues for a full five minutes, you both swinging wildly at one another >You have been chuckling at the absolutely ridiculousness of the situation is, and you can't help but notice that Miss. Pinkamena has been giggling too >With one more hit you both stop and stare at each other, expressions showing nothing but complete seriousness >It lasts about 5 seconds as you visibly watch Pinkamena's hair begin to curl at the tips >Then you both burst out laughing at the same time >You and Pinky Pie fall to the floor, laughing too much to keep on your legs >After a good long while you and Pinky collect yourselves and manage to pull yourselves up >"That was fun Anon! I needed that. I wasn't feeling myself at all." >You smile That's fine Pinky, I had fun too. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow? See you around Anon! Good End

23 hours later 7031103 Kvetha
Wondering if anybody would be willing to review my new story. http://pastebin.com/N990fpF9

23 hours later 7031171 >rope (lurkin.jpg 960x567 102kB)
>>7030076 >>7030238 If you miss a thread or two and want it early just ask and if I see it I'll do it. I don't mind. I'd upload each thread by themselves but it's easier to do it in fives.

23 hours later 7031205 Anonymous (Fuckthisgayearth.gif 210x131 277kB)
>tfw all the good writers are sleeping off hangovers.

23 hours later 7031311 Anonymous
>>7030895 Is it already up?

23 hours later 7031421 Anonymous
>>7031103 Reading it right now (I meant to read it earlier, but I was busy when you first posted it). I haven't finished yet, but this line just stood out to me and I didn't want to forget to mention it: >About a half hour later, you and Twilight finally get out and dry off. “At least the smell of the shampoo helped mask your smoker breath,” she says, magically brushing her hair with magic. Line 50, written and approved by the Department of Redundancy Department.

23 hours later 7031444 Kvetha (1355729425715.png 700x700 99kB)
>>7031421 Thanks. I'll fix it.

24 hours later 7031578 Anonymous
>>7031421 Does the Department of Redundancy Department take donated donations?

24 hours later 7031586 Anonymous
>>7031444 I have spotted two more grammatical errors. At lines 97 and 117 you manage to misuse both "their" and "they're." This isn't difficult. Their - Plural possessive. Use this when referencing something that belongs to a group. There - When something is at a given position or location. They're - Contraction of "they are." Twilight Sparkle would be ashamed that you're writing such an error-laden story about her.

24 hours later 7031638 Kvetha
>>7031586 Thanks for the help. Errors have been corrected, and I'll go through it again to check for others.

24 hours later 7031642 Anonymous (1347469727655.jpg 640x432 30kB)
>>7031586 Add line 138 to those two other lines I mentioned.

24 hours later 7031784 Anonymous
Okay, now that I've finished reading... It's fairly ballsy of you to be writing a story that involves Chrysalis like this. I say this because of the ongoing story arc in the comic books; as it's going now, she could very well end up dead or otherwise gone once things are said and done. It'd be like writing about Discord coming back when we already know that he's coming back in the next episode . I guess whether or not this matters depends on how much of a shit you give about the franchise canon, of course. >inb4 the comic books aren't canon

24 hours later 7031808 Cool Guy
>>7031784 There's a fucking COMIC BOOK about CHRYSALIS now?

24 hours later 7031817 Kvetha
>>7031784 Nah, just kinda rolling retartedly down a hill with my headcannon.

24 hours later 7031839 Anonymous
>>7031784 Is the 2nd one out already at the comic book stores or is only online only?

24 hours later 7031846 guest_2570331
>>7023815 Glad to hear it. Also, did I miss a new thread being posted, or do we no longer do that at 450? Man, it's been awhile since I've read through a thread.

24 hours later 7031872 Anonymous
>>7031784 On a kind of related note, where can one read these comic books?

24 hours later 7031934 Anonymous
Why did luzlies more than just friends have to have such a depressing ending all romance fics should end like rt ponies a second life.

24 hours later 7031958 Codz
>>7030890 Thank you. You seem like a very cool guy.

24 hours later 7031989 Anonymous
>>7031934 Becasue not all stories have happy endings

24 hours later 7031997 Anonymous
>>7031934 Because bittersweet and depressing endings are up and beyond the rest.

24 hours later 7032059 Anonymous
>>7031808 Sort of. Back in November, Hasbro and IDW Publishing began a MLP:FiM comic book series. The first story arc (issues 1-4) is about Chrysalis; some time after the end of S2, her changelings invade Ponyville, eventually starting the Mane 6 off on a quest into her kingdom. >>7031839 Issue 2 comes out tomorrow. >>7031872 There are various "free" downloads floating around out there, but Comixology is probably the best way to legally acquire a digital version of the comic books. Issue 1 is available now (http://www.comixology.com/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-Is-Magi c-1/digital-comic/SEP120300) and issue 2 will be available tomorrow, with issue 3 to be released in a couple of weeks.

24 hours later 7032094 Anonymous
...where's the new thread?

24 hours later 7032098 Anonymous
>>7031846 no, they should be making a new one soon. Someone will do it, just relax and be lazy.

24 hours later 7032123 An Irish Nomad
>>7031934 Bittersweet endings are the best endings.

24 hours later 7032125 Anonymous (1356911477739.jpg 339x600 87kB)
>>7032059 >Issue 2 comes out tomorrow. >mfw >>7032094 post 500

24 hours later 7032192 ElectricJetDonkey (Commander_Hurricane_wut_face.png 908x869 70kB)
>>7032059 Actually issue 2 got leaked, check the /mlp/ section of rs, its around halfway down the first page of results

24 hours later 7032200 Anonymous (1355351490166.png 700x454 17kB)
>>7032125

24 hours later 7032215 Anonymous (1342244380314.png 1024x1169 176kB)
>>7032192 I never said it wasn't leaked.

24 hours later 7032253 Anonymous (130232443562.gif 548x400 41kB)
bump? bump.

24 hours later 7032284 Anonymous (1356395591146.jpg 3216x3824 239kB)
bump

24 hours later 7032307 An Irish Nomad
new thread inbound

24 hours later 7032337 Anonymous (Chew 5 gum.jpg 224x168 11kB)
bump

24 hours later 7032346 An Irish Nomad
New thread >>7032331 >>7032331 >>7032331

24 hours later 7032369 Anonymous (1356225431068.png 385x449 362kB)
ERUPTING! BURNING! FINGEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! [SPOILER]BUUUUUUUUMP!!!![SPOILER]

24 hours later 7032622 ponescribe
>>7017870 There's a similar scene coming up in the next chapter or three of my story. An amnesiac Anon, formerly the friendly and immortal (if unintentional) patron human of ponykind has returned, and after being kept in the dark about his past, and all kinds of bewildering shenanigans, he finally snaps at the Princess.

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