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2012-12-20 01:32 6703232 Anonymous (3r24t35y.jpg 948x540 81kB)
>1. Make show.
>2. "oh wow, male audience"
>3. tragedy
>4. ?????
>5. Profit!
1 min later 6703261 Anonymous
>Silly Tara
>Implying Tara Strong has a direct control over the show, both influently and staff-wise.
1 min later 6703279 Anonymous
Actually guns do kill people.
One day America might realize this.
3 min later 6703307 Anonymous
>>6703279
Um, they don't.
The speed of the bullets do.
God bless.
3 min later 6703330 Mitch
>>6703261
Tara is actually a reptilian organism that can clone itself and morph it's body, Lauren is one of her clones and that's also why Tara is sexy as fuck
6 min later 6703398 Anonymous
>>6703279
I have five guns in my house. Not one of them has attempted murder
6 min later 6703410 Anonymous
>>6703279
As much as a knife, your fists or a car do.
Stop shifting the blame that humans are fucked up unto inanimate objects.
If you seriously think that removing all guns would bring about 1000 years of happiness and rainbows then I hope some crook kills you with his bare arms.
6 min later 6703414 Anonymous
>>6703279
My gun hasn't killed me yet.
Maybe it's because I'm not a retarded psychopath.
8 min later 6703465 sage sage general (1353290450664.jpg 360x360 12kB)
>>6703279
People use guns to kill people.
4/10, made me reply.
10 min later 6703521 Anonymous
>>6703279
And I guess you blame the hardness of the ground when people fall to their death or are thrown? I guess we need to ban the earth itself.
12 min later 6703583 Anonymous
>>6703521
Guys, guys, guys. Let's just make all the bad things illegal, then nothing bad will ever happen, ever
13 min later 6703586 Mitch
>>6703279
No, hands kill people, that's why we fap to things with hooves, because hooves can't kill you
14 min later 6703616 Anonymous
>>6703586
Not entirely correct. We clop to marshmallow hooves for that reason. real hooves can kill.
15 min later 6703633 Anonymous
>>6703279
They won't. America will always allow any retard to pick up a gun and kill people, I mean 2/3 shootings in the world are in America, and 80% of illegal Canadian guns are smuggled from America.
But as long as you can protect yur rights!
Too many guns a problem? More guns is the answer!
15 min later 6703641 Anonymous
>>6703307
> America
> One of the highest murder rates
> Highest gun crimes
> Most school shootings
YOU KEEP UR DAM ARMZ AWAY FRM MA GUNZ YOU HARE!? MURICA! FREDUMB FOR BEAR ARMS! FUCK YOU EUROFAGS
16 min later 6703660 Anonymous
>>6703279
I swear to God I'll one day go and murder fifty people using only knives or axes just so people would quit spouting this inane bullshit.
1/10 made me respond.
16 min later 6703669 Mitch
>>6703616
But the hooves we fap to aren't real
16 min later 6703670 Anonymous (798g.jpg 310x227 12kB)
NO WE AIN'T GOING TO BE /POL/
17 min later 6703691 Anonymous (0.jpg 544x400 35kB)
>>6703670
17 min later 6703710 Anonymous
>>6703641
>Europe has noguns
>Assault rates are 133% higher
"Gee I wish I could stop this guy from attacking my family, if only I had some magical device to wave in his face to convince him to back off"
18 min later 6703718 Anonymous (boss.jpg 469x359 72kB)
18 min later 6703728 Anonymous
Guns don't kill people, but they sure make it a whole lot easier for idiots to do so.
Some might argue that taking guns away from dangerous idiots would reduce the killing capacity of said idiots.
Side note for anyone who wants to make the argument that a well armed populous has the option of rebelling against it's government:
The American military is so much more ludicrously well armed than the American people that a militia isn't going to achieve shit.
18 min later 6703731 Anonymous (spider-meme-6.jpg 500x368 21kB)
>>6703691
19 min later 6703740 Anonymous
>>6703660
You go ahead and see how far you get with that one buddy.
19 min later 6703750 Anonymous
A gun turns a double murder into a mass homocide. Take away the tool, save lives. Yes, people will still die. But they won't die as much.
19 min later 6703757 Anonymous (fucks.jpg 540x403 38kB)
20 min later 6703762 Anonymous
>>6703710
Does anyone have that gif of the SNL skit where the guy attacks a gunman by waggling his dick at him?
20 min later 6703764 Anonymous
>>6703710
>Europe has X
-2/10
Protip: Europe isn't a country
21 min later 6703781 Anonymous
Fuck OP and fuck this thread we had yesterday that clearly doesn't belong on this fucking board.
21 min later 6703790 Anonymous (1354432921194.png 500x440 183kB)
>>6703660
Someone already tried.
>22 injured
>0 dead
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/12/14/world/asia/china-knife-attack/index.html
22 min later 6703819 Anonymous
>>6703750
Exactly, around the same day those 18 or whatever kids were killed in America, 22 something kids were stabbed in China.
All the kids in china live.
All the kids in America die.
All because the America had such access to a gun
22 min later 6703833 Anonymous
>>6703750
Take away guns
Double homicides
Burglaries
Assaults
Rapes
Will probably increase because "Hey they don't have a gun to stop me, what could go wrong?"
23 min later 6703839 Anonymous (tumblr_m59qojwU1m1rwjn77o2_500.jpg 500x340 25kB)
24 min later 6703870 Anonymous (60s-spiderman-ive-got-the-moves-like-jagger.jpg 404x277 19kB)
24 min later 6703879 Anonymous
>>6703764
this.
Europe includes anything from some of the richest countries in the world to some poor as fuck oligarchic eastern bloc shit holes.
25 min later 6703911 Anonymous
>>6703833
"Oh no, someone is threatening me... Hey since everyone has a gun, I better shoot first before he takes out his"
26 min later 6703930 Anonymous (implants.png 468x476 144kB)
I'm so confused. Isn't she the one with breast implants?
Is it possible we got it all wrong and her tits are real?
29 min later 6703986 Anonymous (1351485818100.jpg 749x713 248kB)
>>6703833
'murican logic. More guns = better safety.
31 min later 6704030 Anonymous
>>6703710
Both gun laws and assault rates vary wildly within Europe. Or are you one of those dumbasses who think Europe is a country?
31 min later 6704031 Anonymous
>>6703790
That building had security guards posted at the entrance. He was stopped so quickly only because China is a shithole police state.
>>6703740
Just a few hundred years ago this wouldn't have been a weird thing to say. You just have to learn the necessary skills- and this is true with guns too. The best school shooters all practiced shooting before their grand finale.
31 min later 6704032 Anonymous
>>6703986
I think americans imagine that every criminal in countries with gun restriction somehow still has a weapon.
31 min later 6704039 Anonymous
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
NRA pls go
32 min later 6704057 Anonymous (fuck-you-im-spider-man-60s-spiderman.jpg 677x473 54kB)
>>6704039
>>6704032
>>6704031
>>6704030
>>6703986
>>6703930
>>6703911
>>6703879
Stop derailing this thread.
33 min later 6704068 Anonymous (p1mqD.png 400x294 139kB)
34 min later 6704082 Anonymous (spider-man-barrel.jpg 500x367 20kB)
34 min later 6704086 Anonymous
>>6703986
>>6704032
In Bowling for Columbine Michael Moore inadvertently showed that laxer gun laws lead to less violence.
Try thinking more than one step ahead before you assume stupidity on the part of others
35 min later 6704103 Anonymous (123-not-it.jpg 360x257 19kB)
35 min later 6704106 Anonymous
>>6704086
>Michael Moore
>credible
lel
35 min later 6704118 Anonymous
>be mexican
>guns not allowed
>murder and shit is at high rates
>the guns come from 'merrica
>nobody gives a fuck
i love my country
35 min later 6704122 Anonymous (waifu.jpg 480x640 108kB)
Don't hate on Tara for stating her opinions, even if they are a little naive.
Some autist getting his hands on 2 pistols and an assault rifle is pretty questionable, even if he stole them from his mother.
37 min later 6704158 Anonymous (drugs.jpg 490x360 33kB)
38 min later 6704170 Anonymous
>>6704106
that's the point, he refuted his own position because he's dumb and cant see blatantly obvious evidence
41 min later 6704223 Anonymous (130047165960.png 821x805 316kB)
>>6703930
Aw yeah.
Thank you, Based Tara
43 min later 6704272 Anonymous
>all those people saying that guns have nothing to do with it
why are you so retarded /mlp/ ?
44 min later 6704306 Anonymous
>>6704272
Because it's /pol/ invasion.
>Entire thread
44 min later 6704307 Anonymous (3qfvqx.jpg 310x224 24kB)
>>6704272
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life
47 min later 6704357 Anonymous
>>6704306
I sure hope so.
50 min later 6704400 Anonymous (I can haz div by zero.jpg 500x500 28kB)
how cute its a debate
/mlp/ can't into logic
51 min later 6704424 Anonymous (tumblr_m67h9mvBfP1r3ufkko1_1280.jpg 640x480 68kB)
>>6704400
you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.
54 min later 6704481 Anonymous (1355863383371.gif 1018x480 248kB)
This is so tangentially pone related, the actual tangent of a circle is more related to the show.
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