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2012-12-11 08:39 6483833 CYOA_AiE Anon in Equestria thread 525 (1354368256267.png 900x714 284kB)
Old thread >>6459355 Forum: http://theanonsofequestria.freeforums.org/index.php Thread archives: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/wcmx6hd2fkcfy1q/jloKD7pJTX Active list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX Master list: http://pastebin.com/xGf9RcL9 Wiki: http://anoninequestria.wikia.com/wiki/Anon_in_Equestria_Wiki >rope's thread archive, 353 and up: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0 Skype Chat: Add "AnonInEquestriaSkype" to your contacts to join.

1 min later 6483858 Anonymous
>>6483813 Irish, I still owe you clop. But it'll be next year, ok? Still working on the problem, getting there.

2 min later 6483867 Numb34s
Parking, reading, been away a while now back to reading and lurking.

3 min later 6483890 Anonymous
>>6483833 was this own back for that time irish stole your new thread,cyoa?"

5 min later 6483923 CYOA_AiE Never Meet Your Heroes (pokerface.png 400x354 157kB)
>>6483890 Of course not. Also re post of a dead project >You’ve seen the threads about Anon in Equestria, and you’ve always had those fantasies about going there, even before you had ever heard of AiE. >Well today was your lucky day, the last thing you remember was going to bed at home, and waking up in this magical land of talking horses. >Now on the outskirts of Ponyville, you’re ready to start your own adventure. Taking in a deep breath, you run as fast as your legs can carry you. >Though you only have knowledge of the landmarks to go on, you recognize enough of the town to more or less know where you are. >You see film crew ponies walking around with their little cute pony size clothing on, doing random tasks that you knew nothing about. >Seeing some of the familiar ponies sitting at tables and talking, you look around for the one you would like to talk to first. >As luck would have it, you see Twilight and Spike talking to Rarity, several feet away, (“This is gonna be so cool.”) You think as you compose yourself and dry off some of the sweat that accumulated while running over here, not your best idea so far. >Walking over, you think about what you’re going to say to Twi when you see her. She was always your favorite in the show, mostly because she had a cute and charming nerdy/awkward girl quality to her. Standing by their side, the first to look at you is Twilight, and she looks kind of annoyed. >”Cut!” Some random voice shouts, “Who the hell is that?!” >”Oh nice going!” Twilight says raising her voice, “You ruined the shot! Ah whatever, I’ll be in my trailer.” She groans walking away while Spike and Rarity sigh and head over to a table and sit.

6 min later 6483935 CYOA_AiE Never Meet Your Heroes
>>6483923 >Some stallion with shades and an orange vest comes stomping up to you, “You had better have a damn good reason for coming in the middle of a shoot, and bucking up a perfectly good scene!” He yells “Somep0ny calm Twilight “Diva” down and have her ready to shoot again in 5! And as for you!” He says pointing a hoof at you “Me?” >”Yeah you, get out of here before I have security haul you out.” He says bitterly before turning around and trotting away. >Looking around, you see more film crew ponies walking around and popping out of bushes with cameras and boom mics. >Speaking all kinds of technical mumbo jumbo, they all more or less avoid you. “What the fuck is going on?” >Leaving the scene from where pissed off 20 plus ponies simply by being there, you pace back and forth in front of Twilights library. (“Get it together man.”) You think, (“There has to be a logical explanation for this, maybe I interrupted a documentary or some shit. Yeah, that makes sense, it was probably a long day of filming, that shit would have anyone on edge.”) >”Excuse me, but we’re gonna be filming here in a minute.” A little girl’s voice says from behind you, turning around, you see Apple Bloom and the other two CMC’s >You crouch down and look her right in the eyes, “Apple Bloom, where is Applejack?” >”How should I know, we don’t live together.” She laughs “B..but you two are sisters, how can you not know where she is?” >Her expression loses all the humor from before and becomes gravely serious, ”Mister, that’s just in the show, we’re not really sisters.” “…..” You stare blankly at the young mare as you process what she just said “You two aren’t sisters?” >She shakes her head, as Scootaloo looks at the both of you >”You’re not one of those crazy fans are you?” She asks >You rub your face and groan quietly “I don’t know.”

7 min later 6483952 An Irish Nomad (1352740034743.jpg 354x464 35kB)
>>6483858 S'all right, take your time :3 >>6483841 Its not a competition bro. No need to sound pleased. Anyway parking and writing.

8 min later 6483985 CYOA_AiE Never Meet Your Heroes
>>6483935 >”Mr. you don’t look so good.” Apple Bloom says before looking over at one of the stallions behind her “Can you take him somewhere and get him some water and a snack?” >”Sure.” The stallion replies before escorting you away from the group of fillies, >Walking like a zombie devoid of any expression or personality, you sit at the table he takes you to and slowly open the bottled water he got you. >Watching the CMC’s act like how you saw them in the show in front of the cameras, it really hits home now. “This is so fucked up.” You whisper http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html?p=50c78d93e4b09e94ffe666b3 >>6483952 Just havin some fun with it before it 404s At least you were never called retarded

14 min later 6484076 Anonymous
Are there any lengthy finished AiE stories, that are like...romantical? What I mean to ask, is, rather than what we constantly see (Anon being all ewww pony puss) he actually just comes to grips with it and ends up falling for one of the ponies, etc? I'ld like for once to read one where Anon doesn't just completely reject the idea. Not necessarily Clop, but not necessarily non-clop at the same time

15 min later 6484096 Bastinator (1331768760815.jpg 621x732 166kB)
Parking.

16 min later 6484109 IntoTheVoid (1353204274713.jpg 500x636 37kB)
Parking. >>6483952 >>6483841 >>6483985 An Canadian Lumberjack x CYOA OTP?

19 min later 6484147 Lulzies (1354571394852.gif 500x500 375kB)
>>6483727 U WOT M8? >Day filly in Equestria >be at home, chilling and eating chili >chili-ing >hear knock at door >check it >oh, it's the CMC >you wonder what they want >"Hiya mister A-non!" They greet you brightly >you secretly hope they are going for cutie mark crusaders lawn mowers, that was great >Anon is a supporter of child labor >they let themselves in, and begin to run around your house >damn kids "What do you want?" You ask >"We're here for a new idea, Mister!" Sweetie Belle says >oh boy here we go >You rub your forehead, and dare to ask "What is it, Sweetie?" >"Cutie Mark Crusaders Slaves!" The three shout >huh "No, get out." You point towards the door, not wanting this trouble >the three suddenly tackle you to the ground >"No Anon! Let us be your slaves!" "No! Go away! Don't make me get the whips!" >you remember the whip you used to 'punish' Fluttershy >great to let out that pent up anger >but why did she enjoy it so much? >what if ponies are all secretly masochistic >and they WANT you to hit them >you are so confused how do you offend >you then feel your clothes being gnawed upon >the fillies are trying to strip you off >luckily, that doesn't work >in a fit of fear and more fear, you push the fillies off and run to your room >they follow you after right away >you try to lock the door but they burst through >you think Scootaloo has a head injury >who cares, she's an orphan

19 min later 6484149 Fitz
Parking Writing in a bit, have a school project taking priority at the moment. pastebin.com/u/FitzAiE

19 min later 6484150 CYOA_AiE
>>6484076 What are you talking about? Most of the stories I have read is about Anon often treating the ponies as intelligent creatures first before seeing them as horses. Anon is often WAY to accepting in loving horses, its rare i see a story where anon is disgusted with the idea. Ya might want to word the request better, but here is my little romance of him and AJ http://pastebin.com/1fEND08y Trying to make it surpass UL, it bothers me that AJ is getting beat out by RD >>6484109 Not really, this will probably be the last time either of us share words.

19 min later 6484162 IntoTheVoid
>>6484076 http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7g Check here, there's some such as Una Nota Dolce.

19 min later 6484166 Lulzies
>>6484147 >"Please Anon! Let us be your slaves! We'll- we'll- we'll let you give us special hugs!" "NO! That is precisely what I want to avoid!" You shriek >you instinctively reach for a weapon >once you feel something, you immediately strike it out against them >it's the whip >"Yaaay!" The three shout, as their tush begins to redden >"Now let us give you the special hugs, Anon!" >kids are evil >you can wash, but the shame will never go away >NEVER

23 min later 6484211 An Irish Nomad (with hats on.gif 245x118 1450kB)
>>6484109 Someone get Lulzies in here.

23 min later 6484217 Anonymous
>>6484162 Thank you. >>6484150 well, lol, guess my newness is showing a bit. I've read several so far, but they all keep with the same general "I'm a human, this will all blow over." I guess I kind of like the idea of Anon just being stranded, no way to get home, and coming to face that these ponies, while cute, intelligent, also share some of the needs that Anon does, IE, that romantic nature. I'll be reading your AJ story most definitely.

24 min later 6484235 Anonymous
>>6483833 guys start retitling your stuff "Mary Sue General" please

26 min later 6484267 Anonymous
>>6484235 That makes absolutely no sense, we would be "Mary Sue Paranoia: The Reckoning" General.

36 min later 6484457 Shinobi (1353570972295.gif 320x240 1464kB)
Got sidetracked by Dork Souls last night, so Empath tonight. Also parking

36 min later 6484467 Lulzies (tumblr_lz5b46Zr0V1rnlbufo1_500.gif 500x378 958kB)
>>6484109 >>6484211 >ponies There, it's an AiE now >You come home after a hard day of working >You have a few logs under your arm, because you are a ripped sunshine faggot who is also a Lumberjack >a HAWT lumberjack >You wipe the sweat off your forehead and look over the small town of Ponyville. >"Hi Anon!" You hear a pony greet you. >You wave them off, smiling. >SUDDENLY >Is that CYOA? >Oh man you hate that faggot >You drop the logs and run up to him "OY, I GOT SOME BEEF WITH YER ASS!" You shout, as you dive in for an attack >You manage to score a punch, but he strikes back just as fast. >"I GOT BEEF TOO YA FAGGOT" He screams back >The two of you are locked in a massive manly grip. >You guys only break it up after ponies comes to stop you. "God, I hate you so much." You spit >"Fuck you, Anon" He retorts "No, fuck you!" >"I have a HATEBONER FOR YOU!" >W-whaaaaat? "Y-you..." >CYOA lowers his head in shame. >He's blushing. >"I-I... Anon-sama..." "CYOA, I-I didn't know..." >You can feel your face getting brighter too. "Why didn't you tell me?" >"I was afraid you'd hate me!" He's crying openly now "OF COURSE I HATE YOU!" You run up to him >And then give him a deep kiss >your tongue lick his and you take a full breath of his mouth >it tastes amazing "FOR KEEPING SUCH LOVE FROM ME!" >"Ohhh Anon-san~!" "Shhh" You put a finger to his lips "I'm An Irish Nomad for you tonight." >"Oh my~" He's sweating Keep going?

38 min later 6484496 Anonymous
>>6484109 Void, make a paste of writer ships

39 min later 6484510 An Irish Nomad (1354235141679.png 404x408 48kB)
>>6484467 Holy fucking shit, you actually did it.

43 min later 6484569 Anonymous
>>6484166 Funny as fuck, but I hope someone writes it for real.

1 hours later 6485001 IntoTheVoid
>>6484496 No. Pogo has a wall of shipping though, see if you can convince him to post it someplace.

1 hours later 6485034 ImperiusDictatio (Surprised Nightmare Moon.png 900x940 716kB)
Parking and writing. Expect some Evil Overlord in a bit.

1 hours later 6485345 Lulzies what the fuck
>>6484467 >>6484510 Fuck yeah. >You are sweating too. >SWEATING HARD. >SPEAKING OF HARD >You give CYOA a little poke >(with yer dick, a silly canadian) >to your surprise, he pokes you back. >WAIT A MINUTE >You realize that you are in middle of a crowd "WAIT A MINUTE, I DO NOT REMEMBER WEARING INFLATABLE PANTS TODAY!" You shout. >You try to hide your massive boner >CYOA is staring at it, enthralled >He suddenly stops you with his own spear. "Nooo, they are watching, CYOA!" >"Shhhh. We can do it here." "B-but" >"Are you my Irish Nomad or not? Now-" >He suddenly falls to his knees and puts up his succulent ass >Ripping where his opening should be, he shakes his cheeks around >"Take me Nomad! Take me like you have never taken someone before! Take me like a potato in winter!" >Letting out some guttural roar of pleasure, you rip off your clothes too. "BITE THE ROCKS, CYOA I'M POUNDING HARD!" >"GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT! EXPLORE ME LIKE A CAVE IN A RAINY DAY!" "GGGGGGRRAWWWWWWWWWW" >"FLSAIFLIADU" >You thrust in, hard. >Your sword goes through his hole like a torpedo >Your massive balls smack against his meaty ass, and his own manhood >Like yours, it stands erect and proud >You grasp the mighty Excalibur >It's a real longsword >You then give in a rub, gaining a moan from him >"O-Oh my!" He shouts happily

1 hours later 6485500 Aether Petlestia 2 (1345388025463.png 4000x4000 725kB)
>It doesn’t take long at all for you to reach your peak. >The culmination of the water stroking your shaft, the vacuum like suction upon your tip >The coiling Celestia’s liquid body is capable of performing >It’s too much for you and within a few minutes you climax into the water ”Oh my god…” you say in disbelief >As the water wrings out what little drops remains within Celestia sighs happily >”Surprised? I knew you would be.” >The water around you converges upon Celestia’s upper body >Soon she’s sitting across from you in your tub in a solidified form. “How did you do that?” >”Magic Master… if there’s anything you desire I can fulfill it.” “So we aren’t restricted to what we did yesterday…” >”No we aren’t Anonymous.” >You smile to yourself as the possibilities start to pile up >If she can make herself into water and please you like that >Just what else could she do? >When you recover you intend on finding that out for yourself >After all she’s your slave; it’s not her place to refuse you >Today is going to be a great day >End And Petlestia two is over. Couldn't think of a way to draw out the clop to make it worth reading, since I don't want to feel stumped with the NMM clop I'm working on Bug Horse next.

1 hours later 6485556 Aether (1350936192180.jpg 377x333 53kB)
>>6485500 Actually, forget bug horse. Going to work on Applerape. Finally going to finish it up.

1 hours later 6485578 Wuten
>>6485556 About time. Now I may have something bloody good to narrate in the stream this time around.

1 hours later 6485614 Fitz (this pleases me.png 1069x596 693kB)
>>6485556

1 hours later 6485694 Aether
>>6485556 Since it'll be a lot to write (even though it's just a few epilogues) I have no actual ETA on it.

1 hours later 6485732 Lulzies (1354657589172.gif 329x319 2004kB)
>>6485345 >You give him a good jerking, while you begin to get to work yourself >You poke around his belly, searching for his special spot "Tell me when you feel something, CYOA-chan!" >You don't hear anything from him, because he was wrapping n so much joy >You were finally inside him! >You were together as one now >Not happy with his nonreactive mouth, you give a hard thrust >"AHN!" He moans >You smile, now you're getting somewhere >You begin your pump of power, ravaging his tight love hole >You don't falter with your hand too, giving him lots of attention on his shtick as well >With your other free hand, you rub his belly. >Because the Irish are weird like that >Yeah, you rub that belly good >You can actually feel your penis push out of his stomach every time you thrust >After a few minutes, the two of you reach your climaxes >"Oh god, oh god, oh god, I-I'm going to come, Irish!" CYOA shouts "Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ AHHHHHHH!" You shout as you come inside >Your baby juice fills his ventilation shaft >CYOA jizzes all over the ponies that are watching >They are drenched >Snow comes early this year, bitch! >And the two of you live happily ever after >I can't say the same about your butts though >>6485556 >mfw T-The ride.... It n-n-never ends...

1 hours later 6485955 An Irish Nomad (1354493347707.png 482x480 313kB)
>>6485732 >>6485345

2 hours later 6486421 Venterus (Chrysalis 687.jpg 640x480 32kB)
>>6485556 >forget bug horse What sadistic pleasure do you take from this? >>6476976 And you. I check your pastebin daily.

2 hours later 6486466 AnonAirman
Still writing...don't know when the next part will be out, but I'm gonna try for the end of this week

2 hours later 6486788 Anonymous
>>6484217 ...Just got done reading Una Nota Dolce...Jesus christ I've not been more emotionally moved since...I don't even know.

2 hours later 6486892 Topjack More fun than a Barrel of ponies
This is only like the second time I've namefagged, anyway I got something I hope you guys like. Pt. 1: WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA, NOW PUT ON SOME PANTS >Day I'm sleeping here buttass >wake up >be comfortable as hell >my pillow's never been softer >my sheet's never been cozier >don't even get outta bed >today is gonna be a good day >whatever day that is "Mmmh what day is it?" >"Saturday." >good that's my day off... >wait... >who was it that answered you? >"I take it you're awake." >oh god there it is again >someone's in your house >a home invader >what if it's a bed intruder? >did I hide my kids/wife? >wait I don't have either of those >stay calm, don't move, keep your eyes shut, maybe they'll think you're still asleep and leave. >"I can tell you're awake." >no I'm not... >"you're clenching your eyes shut." >in deep asleep here... >"Okay now you're shaking, please stop I'm not going to hurt you." "Yes you will." >"I really won't, I swear." >why did I say that out loud? >"Well I'll be here when you "wake up" >okay gotta plan >when I look at her I'll jus- wait >its a chick? >"Anytime now." >yep >she sounds hot >this might not be so bad >okay gotta plan, Just get up and look straight at her. >no surprise >no fear >no fucks given >nothing more attractive than a man with a fuck shortage >okay operation no surprise/fear/fucks in 3... 2... 1... LOOK UP 1/9

2 hours later 6486920 Topjack
>>6486892 >you were gonna give her a causal hey/howdy/sup >that didn't happen though >when you got a look at her... >you were in all honesty a little surprised >a tad scared >and might have dropped a fuck or two >can anyone blame you? >probably >but fuck'em >"Ah you're finally awake." >oh yeah horse lady "he-how-up." >that came out wrong >no shit assbutt >"Are you aright?" >okay focus lets get a look at her... >a slender white horse wearing a gold Tiara and necklace embedded with purple gems, also she had gold shoes, the tiara appears have a white spike sticking out of it, and to top it of a freaky ass rainbow hair/tail combo >all this was standing about three feet to the side of your bed >she's kinda skinny for horse, does she eat hay? "Do you eat hay?" >"Of course," >oh god why did I ask that? "I mean hey whats up" >nice save >"You're probably wondering where you are." >where I am? "OH SHIT, THIS AIN'T MY HOUSE." 2/9

2 hours later 6486952 Topjack (1355041625520.gif 770x770 80kB)
>>6486920 >you just realized... >this ain't your house >its waaay to nice >like a royal sweet in a hotel >its practically a castle >big ass comfy bed, a nice sized balcony, even a fireplace with a book shelf next to it. >god when was the time you read a book? >what was it called? >'Green Hats and Fish?' >no no, it was 'Are you My Ham' >maybe it was 'Oh the Cats you will do' >fuck if I know >"... Canterlot" >oh shit she was talking "Umm... what did you say?" >"As I said You a regretfully not in your house, but in fact the royal palace of Equestria, located in its capitol Canterlot." >you have no idea where that is >should have paid attention in geography >you're probably in Europe >fucking Europe "As you can most likely tell, you are no longer in your world." >scratch that you're on an alien planet >you're off the hook Europe >...this time "So you're... an alien?" >"Well actually you're the alien." "oh yeah..." "Take me to your leader, I guess."

2 hours later 6487007 Topjack
>>6486952 >holy shit that was the most unfunny joke ever. >"Right here." >oh shit son she's a leader >what kind though? >she's got a crown >so she's a queen >wait is she a "she"? >what if they don't have genders? >what if they have 3 genders? >what would you call the third gender? >bowie >yep boy, girl, and bowie >wait... what if they have like 14 genders? >what would you call the other genders? >bowieone through bowietwelve >actually I'll stick to 'she' for now >"I understand you're rather confused, but if you just listen I can explain." >you do need to stop being in your head so much >often you can't help but get lost in thought >you remember one time in 5th grade you... oh right >listen "Alight." >"Excellent if you follow me I can elaborate." >she then turned around and began to walk to a big double door but stopped for a moment looking behind herself at you >"Come along, please." she said before continuing her walk "Right." >you said finally stepping out of the comfy ass bed >huh... >you're naked 4/9

2 hours later 6487072 Topjack (1355124217374.jpg 2000x2000 167kB)
>>6487007 "WAAAHH" >you said throwing your self over the bed on to the floor opposite the horse lady >quickly she turned around and looked at you worriedly >"Whats Wrong?" she asked as you got in a crouching position "I'M NAKED." >suddenly she looked confused >"So?" "I can't just walk around naked." >she raised an eyebrow in curiosity >then she turned her body so you could see her side >"I don't quite see the error in that." >well shit she's naked, well except for her jewellery >she also has wings and some weird sun tattoo >...wait >wings? >shes a pegasus >yeah you remember that >you've seen Aladdin "You're a pegasus." >"Not quite, I'm surprised you know that word, are there pegasia where you're from?" "Not really, they're just a myth." >she took on a look of surprise "Interesting, but about your nudity issue?" "Well you see I feel rather indecent walking around naked." >suddenly her features took on a look of concern >"Who taught you that?" "Well no one, that's just the norm back home." >"I see, so its a matter of culture." "Pretty much, yeah." >"one moment then please." she said before trotting over to the doors which open enough for her head to fit. >you could vaguely hear her speaking to someone outside the door, before she pulled her head back in with what appeared to be a shirt and pair of pants floating in a gold aura. "Neat trick." >"Hardly a trick." she said the clothing levitating over to you. 5/9

2 hours later 6487162 Topjack
>>6487072 >tentatively you took both articles of clothing "Wait a tick, these are mine and they look good as new." >"You see we found them with you, they were in pretty poor condition so I had them repaired." "Well I've had them for a fair number of years, but they weren't that bad." >"You consider Numerous tears and scorch marks 'not bad'?" "Well they weren't in such shape when I last wore them." >"Then I guess it must have happened while you were in captivity." "I guess-wait CAPTIVITY?" >"Don't worry you're safe now." "But then you mean I WAS in danger?" >what happened? >you don't remember being held captive >"What is last thing you remember?" "Umm... I'd just gotten off work, it was Wednesday, rode the bus home, then... um... I don't know." >"I see, her notes stated you had a good deal of trajectory. Tell me how quick was this 'bus' moving?" "I'd say thirty or forty Miles per hour." >"That is what she guessed in her notes." 6/9

2 hours later 6487177 Topjack
>>6487162 "Umm who's this 'she'." >"A former student of mine. She went rogue some years ago when I refused to teach her a forbidden spell." "Wait... spells... as in... magic?" >"Yes, how do you think I gave you your clothes?" she said pointing to the white spike on her tiara with her impressively flexible front leg. >wait that not part of the tiara... >oh shit she's a unicorn "You're a unicorn." >lightly chuckling she said "Not quite." >before you could respond she continued "but we can discuss this once you get dressed, and we get some food, I don't know about you but I'm rather peckish." >It just occurred to you that you had been crouching behind the bed to avoid exposing your junk, for several minutes >standing was gonna be a bitch "Sounds good to me." 7/9

2 hours later 6487198 Topjack
>>6487177 >after quickly dressing you both made your way to a room even more luxurious than the previous. >it was apparently Celestia's private dinning room >Celestia being her name >and she was in fact a "her" >you were embarrassed to ask >when your food arrived you were surprised to see a steak >a damn good steak you might add >Thankfully you managed to hold your spaghetti throughout the meal >After exchanging names, you gave her time to explain what is going on >Basically about thirty years ago her then apprentice wanted to study Xeno-dimensional lifeforms >which means aliens from other universes, like you >the problem with that? >inter dimensional magic is forbidden and VERY illegal >the two main reason being the risk of bringing a dangerous monster >and the possibility tearing a peaceful life form from its home 8/9

2 hours later 6487232 Topjack
>>6487198 "If I could be brought here using magic, couldn't I be sent back using magic." >"Ideally yes, but we need the coordinates of the dimensional plane she took you from, otherwise we'd have no idea where to start." "What if you can't find them?" >She glanced to the side for a moment before looking at you with a sad look >"If we can't find your home..." before she could continue a pony in spartan armor came into the room and looked at her >you recalled her description of her guard >it was rather odd that all the other ponies where like half her size >"pardon me for a moment." she said walking towards the guard and turning her head so the guard could whisper in her ear. >".......jesty th........no sign.........Shiner..........uldn't..............dinates." he finished >Celestia responded "What about...............did y..........ilight look........" >the guard answered "....ouble che.......ss Sparkle......tri.......cked." >After the guard finished speaking Celestia slowly closed her eyes, breathed in slow then exhaled through her nostrils >"I see... You are dismissed to your regular duties." the guard saluted then left. "So... Good news?" 9/9

2 hours later 6487252 Topjack
>>6487232 >She took her seat again "I'm... afraid not. We found you in a secret lab my former apprentice, Star Shiner worked and lived out of for months as far as we can tell, you where unconscious from injuries you sustained in the jump between worlds. Star Shiner was not present when my guard raided it, she has not returned since." >she had avoided eye contact throughout that entire explanation, but now she looked you right in eye with a oddly sad look. >"She had left some of her notes behind on various things including the mechanics of inter-dimensional travel and even a few notes on you, but..." "No coordinates to my home." >"I'm sorry." "Do you think she has them with her?" >"Hopefully." "What happens now?" >"Now? Now I need to prepare a task force to capture her, but you will stay here in the mean time, hopefully Star Shiner has what we need to get you home." "Are you sure? I'd hate to be a burden." >"You'd... hate to be... a burden?" "Well yeah." >"YOU'D..." >"HATE..." "Well..." >"TO BE..." >"A BURDEN..." >oh shit 10/9

2 hours later 6487288 Topjack (FEAR.jpg 674x569 155kB)
>>6487252 >"YOU WHO DID NOTHING WRONG, YOU WERE ONLY MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, LIVING YOUR OWN LIFE, WHEN SUDDENLY YOU WERE TORN FROM THAT, YOUR FAMILY GONE, YOUR FRIENDS GONE, YOUR EDUCATION USELESS, YOUR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS WORTHLESS, NOT BY YOUR OWN ACTION, BUT BY MY INACTION. AND YOUR THE ONE... who does not want to be a burden..." She said finally deflating >the way she said that... >it wasn't really anger... >it certainly wasn't hate... >it was like... a mother scorning her child. >but the thing is... >she's not your mom >she doesn't have the right to talk to you like that... "WAIT ONE MINUTE..." >her eyes widen at your statement "I MAY NOT BE A GENIUS AND I MAY BE AWKWARD AS FUCK, BUT IF THERE IS ONE THING I'M NOT, ITS A CHILD, AND I WILL NOT BE TALKED TO LIKE ONE, I MAY BE COMPLETELY ALONE, I MAY HAVE ZERO TO MY NAME, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I DID NOT ACCOMPLISH ALL THOSE THINGS..." >now it was your turn to deflate >you both sat in silence >neither able to make eye contact >"I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." 11/9

2 hours later 6487307 Topjack
>>6487288 >you both chuckled at your timing >"I'm just frustrated, certainly not at you." "I know the feeling." >"But I would really like you to stay here until we can figure this out." "Of course, I just feel kinda..." >"Frustrated." "Yeah." >you said with a quick snort >"Well then if you'd excuse me, I need to arrange a few things. My most faithful student should be here any minute and I've asked her to show you about and fill you in on anything I may have missed." "Right I'll be here." >"Don't worry I'd like to talk again, but I have matters to attend to, so goodbye for now Anon." "Goodbye then your majesty." >Please call me Celestia. I... think you've earned that. "Yes of course... Celestia." >Celestia left the room as you stayed in your seat >"She really does have a hot voice." 12/who knows

2 hours later 6487328 Anonymous (1297579455150.png 602x544 275kB)
Maaaaaaaaan Nether sure knows how to draw out a story. I'm almost a little bored reading them.

2 hours later 6487346 Topjack
>>6487307 >you're Princess Celestia >and you dun goofed >you had gotten lazy >if you had found Star Shiner sooner none of this would happened >you let your affection for her blind you to her ambition >and now Anon might never see his home again >because you couldn't control your apprentice >Twilight, bless her heart was exhausting herself trying to help someone she hadn't even met yet >why was that? >because she wanted to help Anon? >because she wants to impress you? >because she feels guilt by association due to holding the position Star Shiner once held? >it doesn't matter >she doesn't need an excuse to do the right thing >as much as she needs your approval she also needs to make her own choices >otherwise she might end repeating the "want it need it" incident >even though that was your fault >you knew her nature, yet never clarified that the friendship report was "as needed" >no >this is not the time for introspection >you get lost in thought far to often >in fact you recall one time in the 5th century... >no time for that >right now >you've got work to do >you're gonna make this right 13/13

2 hours later 6487393 Topjack
>>6487346 There, that was more than expected. pastebin if your wondering http://pastebin.com/u/Topjack

2 hours later 6487646 Anonymous
i forget who keeps suggesting all the ponies are pissed at anon, but are to sweet to really get real revenge on him, but it just made me lol thinking of the various... more adult scenarios ponies talking amongst themselves, one has a date with anon, not because she likes him but to mooch food she decides that instead of letting him in the front door, she lets him in the back... turns out anon is an anal guy. could also go that she decides no sex, and only to blow him leading her to learn first hand the horrors of human stamina, hell i could find it funny if that pony was the first to treat anon "good" after they treat him so "bad" just because of how good (reall, just long lasting) he is, and how he can bend in ways that make 69 a much more... worth while venture.

3 hours later 6487726 Anonymous
Threadly reminder that OneTripPony should start posting again.

3 hours later 6487752 Anonymous
>>6487646 Why not just write it yourself?

3 hours later 6487858 Anonymous
>>6487328 Draw them out? If anything, I thought NetherPony's writing (mainly his early works) was always too fast. Sure, he's gotten much better between the early DE chapters and now, but I wouldn't call his stuff drawn-out. unless you're waiting for him to write more clop, in which case yes, he's a fucking tease

3 hours later 6487947 LordKickAss
>>6487393 Not bad, sounds like it ccould turn interesting.

3 hours later 6488049 Anonymous
>>6487393 definitely want more.

3 hours later 6488075 Anonymous
>>6487752 definatly considering it, just need to figure out how much dialouge will be needed.

3 hours later 6488165 CYOA_AiE (1329714758801.jpg 412x352 20kB)
>>6487646 Explain with a little more depth, I'm having a hard time following. All I get is that the ponies hate anon need a reason as to why but are to nice to do anything vile so they give him sex? or something and maybe a pony finds out he is not so bad? Fill in the spoilers for me, and if i get that creative itch, I'll write it out and post what I got asap. But dont depend on me for it, I have a bad habit of loosing interest and dropping it, but on those rare occasions I do finish what I start. UL being the glorious example of one of my better request fulfillment's thank you Anon for making the suggestion, I enjoyed writing it. Wherever that Anon is. >>6485732 >Because the Irish are weird like that My sides could not take it, and I laughed out loud at work, people asked what was so funny and with my best poker face I said. "Just read something funny." This should never have existed ever, but I'm glad it does. >mfw you somehow knew I have a Tsundere side to me >>6488075 Depends on what you want from the story. If you still want to write it, go for it, 2 writers going at the same story can be interesting.

3 hours later 6488543 Blender- (nightmare_moon___regrets_by_buttonsthecatt-d4pay22 (1).jpg 1186x673 85kB)
Late park. Updated RalliART last thread. http://pastebin.com/JKhNiqJ1 http://pastebin.com/u/Blender- All feedback / thoughts etc. is greatly appreciated. Working on Tales from a Cardboard Box next.

3 hours later 6488868 Anonymous
>>6487288 Please never post that picture again. Ever. I am enjoying the story though.

3 hours later 6489060 Topjack (c07a2087c18dcb4e9161a94386620e08.gif 300x225 295kB)
>>6488868

4 hours later 6489290 Anonymous
>>6488165 i saw the same request about 5 times so far just at random. a world where the ponies dont like anon for some reason, and to get to him they do "mean things" but those things are so minor or insignificant anon doesn't even realize they are trying to be mean to him. the whole idea is the ponies are so pathetically bad at being mean that anon doesn't realize it at all. like anon goes to buy bananas, the pony sells him really ripe ones, anon was planning to make banan bread aj throws apples at anon, anon catches it thinking she is being nice, aj threw a slightly bruised apple at him. i really doubt that this would work as a story like what you write, but a series of one shots showing the ponies trying to be mean, and failing, that would. i have some ideas to fill in all the blanks i would need to fill in, but the only thing stopping me from writing it myself is how much would i need to write dialogue.

4 hours later 6489368 CYOA_AiE
>>6489290 >but the only thing stopping me from writing it myself is how much would i need to write dialogue. I'm assuming you mean you have trouble writing dialogue for the characters? Its not to hard, just watch the show and learn how the ponies behave. Personally I myself write like how they would act a few years down the road and growing up a little. So long as you don't stray from character you'll be fine.

4 hours later 6489378 Gadget
>>6489290 This idea would actually be a great way to get into writing, if you huave yet to do so. A series of oneshots where you can progressively see yourself improve is how I wish I started out. I wouldn't huave dropped my first AiE story if I had done that... Honestly. Go for it. I like the idea and gaining a new writer never hurts.

4 hours later 6489495 Vhatug (gagit pls.jpg 1035x720 73kB)
>>6489378 You gonna actually write it guy?

4 hours later 6489659 Anonymous A Strange New World: Part 3 (WIP) preview or something I really don't fucking know
Got about half way through the current chapter, sitting at about 3000 words. Have a random ass snippet instead of whats down so far. >The pegasus motions for her unicorn companions to step forward and you hold out your arm to greet them. “Pleasure to meet you! I go by the name Anonymous, may I have the pleasure of knowing yours?” >The first of the pair, a purple unicorn with a collection of stars emblazoned on her flank, steps forward to shake your hand. >”Of course! I’m Twilight Sparkle, its great to meet you!” >Wait… Twilight Sparkle? Didn’t Luna mention such an individual last night? “Miss Sparkle, it seems your reputation precedes you.” >”It does?” “Luna herself told me about you, mentioning being a “protégé” of Celestia herself. Must be quite the achievement, no?” >”She did? Wow! I mean, I know I am the Princesses’ top student but still, to hear it from Luna herself…” The enthusiastic pony clears her throat in embarrassment. >“Well, em, I’ll be sure to thank her for the compliment then.” “She also mentioned… oh, what was the term… oh yes, an “incessant curiosity”.” >Twilight’s cheeks redden, and she lets out an involuntary squeak. >”I… um… I suppose I am curious… of course, I’d never annoy or pressure you into answer-“ “It’s alright. I am not so dissimilar from yourself; if you wish to discuss my past world then I’ll be more than happy to do so.” >Twilight’s ears twitch, before she grins. >”Oh, ok then! I’ll be sure, to em, remember that.” >You chuckle, before turning to the next stranger, a stark white unicorn with an equally stark mane style. >”You don’t need to introduce yourself again, darling. You may call me Rarity.”

4 hours later 6489676 An Irish Nomad
>>6489659 “Well met, miss Rarity. I can already tell you’re a mare of class.” >”I see you have an appreciation for- oh sweet Celestia!” >Startled, you wheel round to see what had set off the unicorn. “What’s wrong?” >”What’s wrong? Absolutely nothing, my dear!” “Then what-“ >”Your surcoat, it’s marvellous! Absolutely marvellous!” >Your face goes blank as the unicorn starts fawning over your attire. >”So stylish, yet practical! Tell me, where in Equestria did you acquire such thing?” “I… well, for a start, it wasn’t in Equestria…” >”Of, of course. No matter, no matter at all…” >Rarity begins examining your gauntlets, only adding to your discomfort. >”Oh no, this will not do at all! You cannot have one arm shielded, and the other with just leather!” “But… I can’t fight with my sword arm armoured-“ >”This isn’t about fighting! This is about symmetry!” >As Rarity continues her “evaluation”, you lock eyes with Rainbow Dash. “Help.” You whisper, and she stifles a giggle. >”Yo, Rarity, I think you’re going a bit overboard with Anon here. Guys only just met you, y’know?” >”Oh… of course. My apologies Anon, sometimes I get a little… enthusiastic.” She says, panting heavily. >Enthusiastic? Enthusiastic! Whatever that was, it was not enthusiasm… >Rarity regains her composure, flicking her hair back into its class-exuding stance. >”That was rather uncouth of me, Anon. As a token of my apology, I shall devise for you a brand new set of clothes, absolutely free of charge!” “Er, thank you, I suppose. A change of clothes would be rather appreciated.” >Behind Rarity, Rainbow Dash appears to be choking on her own laughter, silent tears streaming down her cheeks.

4 hours later 6489696 Anonymous
>>6488868 is afraid, OBVSLY

4 hours later 6489727 An Irish Nomad
>>6489676 Now I'm going to bugger off. Expect the chapter done by friday, hopefully beforehand if I can get away from dark and edgy souls.

4 hours later 6489873 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon (1355187446947.gif 400x250 1532kB)
Hello everyone. It's time for the last chapter of the Return of Anon arc for Sketch Artist Anon in Equestria. There's only one arc left before this series comes to an end. Let's begin.

4 hours later 6489881 Anonymous
>>6489696 I can't afford to keep buying new underwear every time one of you guys post a picture that's 18unsettling34.2me.

4 hours later 6489907 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>6489873 IMPORTANT NOTES: >This Anon series features an Anon that actually watches the show. >Just like how pegasi and unicorns are mythological in our world, humans are just as fictional in theirs. >According to the Equestrian Mythological Achieves, humans are by definition, chaotic, deadly, disharmonious, and a general plague. ARC RECAP: >Introductory Arc: Life in Equestria’s tough for our poor protagonist, Anonymous. Ponyville may be one of the most joyful places in the history of existence, but that doesn’t matter when you’re as hated as he is. This was made clear when he was almost killed by a poni that he loves all too much on the VERY FIRST day he arrived. The only thing Anon has, is the clothes on his back, a broken cell phone, useless stuff, his sketch book, and Fluttershy. He’s got a long ways to go if he wants to make it in Ponyville. >Canterlot Arc: Flash forward nine days. Anon’s managed to make friends with the mane six, so one of his major goals is out of the way…Welp, time to leave all that behind. Anon’s now in Canterlot, under the care of Celestia, and under the supervision of the guards. Life is now terribly boring, and to make things worse, he’s always plagued with nightmares that he can’t explain. There’s more to these nightmares though than what he expects. >Return of Anon (current arc): After thirteen days of stuff he WILL NOT bring back up, Anon’s finally returning to Ponyville. He’s got quite an impact he’ll need to make, and a limited amount of time. Hopefully things will go best for our protagonist. Recently, an old promise with Dash has come back to haunt him, and in a few days, Anon’s going to have an overblown rematch with Dash, and EVERYONE’S going to watch. This chapter begins with day twenty one.

4 hours later 6489920 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>6489907 Day Thirty Two: Satisfaction (Dear Princess Luna, I’m really glad you decided to come to my fight earlier. It instantly made my day at least twelve percent better. Relatively speaking, that’s a lot. I actually have some news I wanted to tell you; I forfeited my win. I don’t feel like I really deserved it, so I gave it to Dash. It’s okay though, I think Dash and I have become a lot closer as friends, and that’s a lot better than a silly old pankration title could ever be. If this counts as a friendship lesson, show this to Celestia later. That’s all for now. Love, Anon) [Fluttershy’s Perspective.] >>>>I’m in bed, dreaming sweetly when suddenly, I’m lightly pushed awake. Huh? *yawn* Oh, Anon. You’re up pretty early. >Anon’s actually smiling. It feels like forever since I’ve seen him smiling. >“I know, I couldn’t sleep. I spent most of the night staring at the ceiling contemplating my future…and my existence in Equestria.” Contemplating existence? What’s there to contemplate? >Anon pauses for a moment, thinking of what to say. >“Well…” >His pupils suddenly dilate. >“…” >Anon’s body becomes incredibly stiff, yet at the same time, he’s trembling. It kind of reminds me of that one time when he was trying to explain the fourth wall. Whatever that is. Anon? >His body quickly stops doing the, thing, it was doing. >“…Still can’t say anything huh? *Hmpf* Okay then.” 1/9

4 hours later 6489940 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>6489920 What are you talking about? >“Not important. Best you didn’t know anyways. Getting back on subject, I wanted to tell you that I was going out for a walk.” Oh, but Anon, you’re in no condition to walk. Stay here at home, and I’ll make sure you heal extra quickly. >“No can do Fluttershy. This house is gonna be flooded with sincere ponies either wanting to see if I’m okay, or complain once they find out about the win.” What about your ankle? >“I can handle walking Fluttershy. You worry too much.” >Anon goes back to the door- >“Be back soon Fluttershy.” >-and slowly closes it. *sigh* Please be all right Anon. >>>>The rest of my morning is filled with telling ponies that Anon isn’t home. 6:53 AM [Anon’s Perspective] >>>>I’ve left into the outskirts of Ponyville. I don’t want to bother dealing with any of the garbage I’ve brewed up. Not yet at least. I’ve spent the last hour lying in the grass, staring at the sky and occasionally practicing cloud drawing in my sketchbook. Good thing my best arm isn’t the one in a sling right now. I soon hear the sound of hoofsteps approaching. I take a look up, and see Rainbow Dash only a few feet away. She’s looking a lot worse than yesterday; She’s all bandaged up, and doesn’t have quite the usual energy in her disposition. Man, you don’t look too good. > “Like you can talk.” Hehe, yeah…So, what’re you doing here? Don’t you have fans to be hanging with, or bragging to do, or something? >She walks over to my side. >“Nah. I went to Fluttershy to see if you were okay, and she said you went over to East Ponyville’s outskirts to chill, so I decided to join ya'.” 2/9

4 hours later 6489964 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>6489940 >Dash slowly lays on the ground curling slightly into a more comfortable position. Her wings stretch a bit giving of a loud cracking noise. She groans a bit, but sighs in relief. >“Besides, I don’t wanna have to deal with your fans right now…or my fans even. A mail poni sent flyers telling everyponi that you gave up the win. I bet the nastier part of your fan-club are pretty mad right now.” I hear ya’. I got it worse though. Now I’m gonna be mocked by the ponies who hate me, and berated by the ponies who love me. And to top it all off, I still have- >Simultaneously: The camera ponies. >We both look at each other, and begin to laugh. >“You do have things worse than me, but don’t worry; If anyponi even THINKS about clowning ya’, I’ll clobber the taste out of their mouth.” Hahahaha. Sure ya’ will. >“I’m serious.” >We both lay peacefully in the grass for a few minutes. I wish I could spend more time out here, but I actually have a task to accomplish. >Hey Dash, do you have any idea where Scootaloo lives? >“No idea.” Well, do you mind walking around Ponyville with me later; I kind of need your help with something. >“Sure thing Anon. >Dash closes her eyes, relaxing, but not actually sleeping. I continue to stare at the sky. You know, I singlehandedly took out a timberwolf when I was in the forest. >“Don’t lie to me Anon.” [enthusiastically] No, really! 3/9

4 hours later 6489983 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>6489964 ANTI-TRANSITIONAL FOLLOW UP: Intervention. >>>>Dashie and I begin to walk around Ponyville, on a quest to find the Crusaders. Walking through the streets is a tad awkward as we continue to get looks from ponies. Some say nothing, others say small comments like, “good job you two”, or, “nice fighting yesterday”, a couple of ponies even do a small applause with their hooves. Things would probably be different if we weren’t together, but with the two of us walking side to side, no ponies attempt to confront us, except for the paparazzi. I scare them away though with my “diplomatic immunity” bluff. We head to Sweet Apple Acres first, wanting to locate Apple Bloom first. Sure enough, Apple Bloom in the apple fields helping Apple Jack transport buckets of apples. (Apples, apples apples!) Hey guys. >Apple Jack: “Hey Anon, hey Dash.” >Apple Bloom: “Hey guys. Man, you two don’t-” >RD: “Yeah, we know. Hey Apple Jack, you mind if we take Apple Bloom off your hooves for a bit?” >AJ: “Why sure ya’ can!” >AB: “But sis-” >Thanks. >I pat Apple Bloom on the head using the hand of my good arm. Come on Apple Bloom, we’re getting your friends back. >>>>With Apple Bloom on our side, we go off to find Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. We check the Carousel Boutique for Sweetie Belle, but Rarity said she wasn’t there. >Rarity: “Are you sure. A little make up and blush will make your wounds barely noticeable.” We’re fine. Thanks though. >We exit the boutique. 4/9

4 hours later 6490008 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>6489983 Hey Dash? Could you fly across Ponyville and survey the streets for us? >Dash: “Sorry, my wings are crazy sore right now. I’m not flying for a while.” Darn. >AB: “Why don’t we just ask someponi if they know?” Hmm… >I spot one of the few civilians I know decently enough; Berry Punch. Hey, Berry? >Berry: “Hmm? Hey Anon! [with slight aggression] Hey Dash. [back to me] Boy, you missed an awesome after party I threw last night. Sure do wish you would’ve came, but I can see why you didn’t.” You have any idea where Sweetie Belle and or Scootaloo are? >BP: “Umm…I don’t think so. Sorry.” >We ask a few of ponies around including Lyra (still playing music for money), Pinkie Pie (no longer Doc), who cuts a solid five minutes of time being…Pinkie, and Carrot Top. Eventually, we get a solid answer from some poni named Sassaflash. >Sassaflash: “I saw her pass by about twenty minutes ago. I think she left off to that Fluttershy lady’s house, but I don’t know if she came back.” *facepalm* I should’ve thought of that sooner! Dash and Apple Bloom, you two find Scootaloo and bring her to Sweet Apple Acres, I’m going to get Sweetie Belle. >I leave the others and with the best jog I can do, I head back home. >>>>It takes a while, but I finally make it back home and, to my surprise, Sweetie Belle is still here, waiting for me to return, and playing with Angel Bunny. She looks a lot less Sweetie-bruised compared to yesterday. >SB: [voice crack] “ANON!” >Sweetie Belle runs to my legs, and I bend down to pet her mane. 5/9

4 hours later 6490034 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>6490008 >SB: “Man, you look terrible. Are you okay? Why did you give up your win? Are you mad at Rainbow Dash?” >I ignore all of her questions. …Sweetie Belle, I’m glad you’re here. >SB: “Really!?” >I squat down getting to her level. You bet! Would you mind coming with me. I got a special surprise I wanna show you. >Fluttershy: “What kind of surprise?” I’ll tell you later Fluttershy. So, Sweetie, are you going to follow me? >SB: “Anything you say Mr. Anonymous.” >Sweetie Belle eagerly trots alongside me, blissfully unaware of what I’m planning. >>>>It takes quite a bit of time to get back to Sweet Apples Acres, especially since I’m Dashless and have to deal with the ponies now, but we eventually make it to the farm. >SB: “Are we going to see Apple Bloom!?” Kind of. >I open the door to the Apple family’s home. Apple Bloom, AJ, and Dash, and the guest of honor, Scootaloo are all present. It’s dead silent for about ten seconds, but you can practically taste the tension in the air. >Scootaloo: “What’re you doing here Sweetie Belle?” >SB: “Anon brought me here. We’re going to play with Apple Bloom, and have lots of fun WITHOUT you.” >S: “No way! I was here first, and we’re going to hang out together. Me, Apple Bloom, and Dash. ONLY us.” >SB: “Not on my watch!” >S: “Apple Bloom likes me better!” >SB: “No she doesn’t! I’M A [voice crack] WAY BETTER FRIEND” >Sweetie Belle’s doing that weird hoof-in-the-dirt thing that horses do before they fight. Apple Bloom seems to be sinking deeper and deeper into the couch wanting to escape. 6/9

4 hours later 6490046 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>6490034 >AJ: “Now, now. Let’s be calm here.” You both are here for a reason. I want you two to make up, and get back to being friends. >SB: “No way!” >S: “Same here!” Why not? You two were originally arguing about if Dash or I would win. Dash won- >SB: “You won!” Because Dash cared more about her friend more than a stupid competition! That’s why I gave her the win she would’ve rightfully taken if she left me unconscious in a pool of my own blood! We didn’t let competition ruin the friendship we’ve made, and you two should do the same. >SB: “I…can’t. SCOOTALOO ALMOST HAD YOU [voice cracking] DIE IN A FOREST!” >S: “YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT!” >SB: “Anon could’ve won easy. You knew that, so you tried to have him killed. He probably would’ve had a technical win if you didn’t handicap him with him having to recover.” >S: “..Are you kidding me! Anon’s a human! If I did kidnap him, which I didn’t, I wouldn’t have wanted him dead. I just thought that he’d get lost and eventually escape a few days after the fight’s was over…Not that I planned it or anything.” >Rainbow Dash face-hooves. >SB: “YOU’RE LYING!” GIRLS!!! >Things quiet down. >SB: “Forget this. I’m leaving.” >Sweetie Belle tries to leave, but I block the door. >She struggles, trying to squeeze through my legs. >SB: “Anon!? Please. I don’t want to be here!” >AB: “Sweetie Belle, please don’t go!” >Sweetie stops struggling to escape, and turns to Apple Bloom. >AB: “Please. I don’t want you guys to keep fighting. We’re supposed to be friends. Can’t we just get back to the way things were?” >Silence. 7/9

4 hours later 6490066 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>6490046 >S: “…I just don’t know anymore.” >AB: “WHAT ABOUT THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!?” >The heads of the two foals slowly lower to the ground shamefully. >AB: “Remember when we first formed the Crusaders, we said we’d be the bestest club this side of Equestria, and we promised we’d find our cutie marks, TOGETHER!” >Things get incredibly quiet. Dead silence for what feels like an eternity, until we hear the eventual sounds of Sweetie Belle’s sniffling. Things sadden very quickly. >Scootaloo: “…Sweetie Belle, I’m…I-I’m sorry. I just really wanted to keep Dash safe after what happened last time. I was scared and I didn’t want to risk losing her…I just-” >Sweetie Belle embraces Scootaloo with the tightest hug she can possibly muster. >SB: “SCOOTALOO, I DON’T WANT US TO FIGHT ANYMORE.” >She begins to weep heavily in Scootaloo’s embrace. Tears begin to come across Scootaloo as her hooves quickly wrap around Sweetie Belle. >Apple Bloom joins them, and they hug things out for the next few minutes. >The Crusaders have been restored. 8/9

4 hours later 6490085 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>6490066 EPILOGUE: The crusader’s message to Celestia. >>>>With Dash and the Crusaders, we head over to Twilight’s library. Entering, we notice her drawer is absolutely covered in books. Coincidentally, that giant book she was reading last time in the library, is buried under about four other books. >RD: ““World Mythology”, “Humans: “A Possible Reality”, “Clara Voiyance: Searching for the Unknown”. Man, how can she read all this stuff?” >Twilight comes down the stairs realizing we’re here Spike soon follows. >TS: “Oh, hey guys!” >We all greet Twilight. >TS: “So what brings you all over here?” >Sweetie, Scoots, and Apple Bloom have a report for the Princess. >TS: “Spike?” >Spike: “I already got the scroll, go ahead girls.” >SB: “Thanks Spike.*ahem* Dear Princess Celestia.” >AB: “Today, we learned an important lesson about unity.” >S: “Everyponi’s different.” >SB: “Some ponies like some things that other ponies may hate.” >S: “But just because two ponies don’t like the same thing, doesn’t mean that they should be enemies.” >AB: “Even the best of friends will fight once in a while.” >S: “But if you can accept that noponi will always see eye to eye with you, then you’ll be able to have the best relationships.” >AB: “All it takes is a little love.” >SB: “And tolerance!” >I really want to hang myself right now. >S: “From, Scootaloo.” >SB: “Sweetie Belle.” >AB: “And Apple Bloom.” >They give each other another hug. >Just this once, I’ve made things turn out right. 9/9

4 hours later 6490128 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>6490085 Chapter Trivia: Similar to Discords appearance in the Canterlot Arc, the majority of this arc was never part of the originally planned Sketch Artist Anon series. This arc was added for the sake of character exploration, and extending the series. Without this arc, the main series would’ve ended by now. That's all for now, the Final Days arc will be coming soon. For now though, the next thing I will post will be the latest Disaster for Disaster Anon; socks. As always, I'd love opinions and criticism.

4 hours later 6490258 Creeper Jones Sketch Artist Anon
>>6490128 http://pastebin.com/phPdpJdu This chapter's pastebin if you're into that sort of thing.

4 hours later 6490434 Anonymous (132592031542-105191_-_fat_Nightma.jpg 2201x1238 223kB)
Hey guys. It's that fag writing the silly obese Nightmare Moon clop-shot. I've bounced a few ideas off a friend of mine for the clop part, but there's an important piece missing. There is a pivotal question I need to answer for it: Why do they fuck? So far, I have absolutely no answer. I can't just make the entirety of the story about them doing the deed, so I need a reason that brought them to such an activity. Once I answer that question I'll get the ball rolling without fail. I promised to do it, and I'm going to get it done! I just need time to figure out how the hell I'm gonna lead them into it along with deciding a setting.

5 hours later 6490570 Evets
>>6490434 Why do they fuck? Cause Fat NMM's need love too! Anons a prostitute? Anons having a nightmare and NMM makes him a deal. A cuddle of a good time for a peaceful sleep.

5 hours later 6490595 Anonymous (science.jpg 421x720 14kB)
>>6489881 This is the Internet. step 1: soil underwear step 2: ?????? step 3: sell soiled underwear to pervs on eBay step 4: PROFIT

5 hours later 6490621 Creeper Jones
>>6490570 Seems legit.

5 hours later 6490779 Anonymous
This Nether guy sure seems to enjoy the concept of tucking ponies in to sleep. Perhaps that is his fetish...

5 hours later 6490799 Anonymous
>>6490570 >Why do they fuck? Cause Anon likes big butts and he cannot lie.

5 hours later 6491094 Anonymous
>>6490799 dubs confim this

5 hours later 6491258 Anonymous
>>6490434 dem curves does eyes why not also annon loses a bet to celestia? celestia and NMM have a contest for anon NMM wins?

5 hours later 6491316 Shade (1347079904854.png 500x500 145kB)
>Idea Anon gives the BEN cartridge and his N64 to Luna >Doubling of fun insues Anon shouldn't have done that....

5 hours later 6491387 Anonymous
>>6491316 Shade, please go That shit is old.

5 hours later 6491404 Anonymous
>>6489368 staying true to characters in the hard part, its making it not sound so damn stiff that it.

5 hours later 6491472 Shade
>>6491387 My friend was playing it and showing a few things to me the Link face after the song of Eledgy of Emptiness reminded me of the creepy pasta just saying it might make a good story plot Also idea where Anon bets Luna she can't suck his dick while beating him in a fighting game

5 hours later 6491482 Anonymous (99f.gif 498x266 987kB)
>>6491316 Someone still needs to write the one where Anon accidentally paralyzes Luna because the low moon gravity weakened her bones. Someone who can write feels.

5 hours later 6491500 Anonymous
>>6489378 thats what i was thinking, just need to figure out how much talking will be required though. >>6489495 ill see where it goes if its not horrible ill continue further than the few ideas i have right now. i got the why ponys don't like him down, that was easy, and i have a few ideas for bad things they can do that are pathetically bad but they will think they are horrible.

5 hours later 6491506 Anonymous
>>6491472 ...do pones make that kind of bet a lot? "Hey Applejack, I bet you can't out-wrestle me while giving me a blowjob!" "Yer on! Wait, what?"

5 hours later 6491540 Anonymous
Hey anon, when do you think these threads will die? they've all simply become pathetic far cries from aie's golden age

5 hours later 6491561 Anonymous
>>6491482 This, so hard.

5 hours later 6491569 Anonymous
>Season 1 >average More like shittymcshit I give it a fucking 4/10 at most. The pacing was slow as fuck they should have just used the 52episodes 10minute format, rather than 26-20mins. Maybe If I was a little girl then I could get excited for the large orchestra songs, they're pretty much the only time when everything doesn't feel so god damn dull. There were barely any action scenes, let alone any exciting or intriguing ones at all. There are no magic battles, no choreography, nothing. You can't make a horse do Kung Fu. The dialogue is nothing compared to Recess, Fillmore and other cartoons and the characters make me cringe because of their girliness, stupidity and overall shit personality and retarded beliefs. It used shitty deus ex machinas a lot, such as the yellow pegasus taking down the monster of the week by...staring anxiously at them?! bullshit resolution, Celestia would have been a better deus ex machina. Jokes are crap only a little girl would laugh at. The jokes are so tepid the only thing they can do is make some feminine boys, smile or chuckle a few times, and that's fucking shit. Nightmare Moon was less spectacular than Maleficient, the 2parter was poor written shit; make the villain do a series of challenges to let the main characters unlock their powers. Don't even get me started on how the challenges play out, especially AJs. Luna would have been a better secondary or recurring character than the shitty guest characters. Celestia is a lazy cunt that plays batman gambit all day long, she's nothing like a useful and lovable character such as Iroh. Bullies, Cutie mark crusaders, bullshit cliches. The S1 finale was a slap in the face, bittersweetness everywhere. Do I need to say more in order to tell you that the writing is shit?

5 hours later 6491591 Holyoats Pinkie Pie's Terrible Week
Dumping most of a one shot since the lack of green text disturbs me >Year 2.18 In Equestria >Today was Monday >And Rainbow Dash has challenged you to a competition >First one to prank 20 different ponies gets 100 bits >After pestering you for a while she got to agree to shut her up >You must win this competition >After all if you have to pay her 100 bits you wont be able to eat for the rest of the month >She decided to add that the other one has to be present for the prank for it to count >Dash pulls the first prank by grabbing a rain cloud and soaking about 20 feet of the main road by the Carousel Boutique. >Then she brings a snow cloud and uses it to somehow freeze the road solid >Fucking pony sky magic >You both sit and wait for a pony to fall into her trap >The wait was short as a pink pony comes hopping along with a cake somehow staying balanced on her back >Standing from your hiding spot you try to warn Pinkie about the road but Dash tackles you and whispers >"Everyp0ny is fair game." >Dash is so heartless sometimes >Sitting up you watch your favorite pink pony as she reaches the ice "Please Pinkie use your voodoo gypsy magics to not fall for this" >You whisper this quietly to yourself. Pinkie holds a special place in your heart. She was the first pony to accept you in Ponyville.

5 hours later 6491597 Anonymous
>>6491569 Wrong thread. >>6491540 >AiE's Golden Age When was this? Every age had its ups and downs

5 hours later 6491611 Holyoats Pinkie Pie's Terrible Week
>>6491591 >Her front hooves land on it while her back hooves are on dry ground >This causes them slide forward as she face plants on the ice >However it was not over then as the cake on her back flipped up and smacked her on the back of the head >She sits down and pulls her head up from the ice but tongue was still stuck to the ground >You watch her struggle for a minute before she finally gets her tongue free >Reaching up she feels the cake stuck to the back of her head >"OH NO! SWEETIE BELLE'S BIRTHDAY CAKE IS RUINED!" >Oh god not Sweetie Belle too! She is your favorite little filly! "Dash that was mean. Can we please not prank our friends?" >"Should have thought of that rule before the game started!" she shouts back angrily >Looking at her you can easily tell she feels guilty but does not want to admit it "Whatever lets go to the Sugarcube Corner. I need to pick up some ammo for my pranks." >Plus you want to check on Pinkie >One short trip later you are standing inside the capital of confectionery creation in Ponyville >Mrs. Cake greeted you as you walked in. "Here to spend all your bits again Anon?" "Well not all of them." >How could you help yourself. Sweets here were 10000x better than back on earth. Only trying to keep up with Pinkie and Dash every day keeps you from being a fatty. "Can I get one dozen chocolate cupcakes with chocolate icing and a blueberry pie? Oh yeah is Pinkie OK? I saw her fall earlier and wondered if she was hurt." >"She fell? Oh dear that explains why she came running back here covered in cake. If you want to wait for a moment I will have her come out so you can talk to her. Oh and that comes to 20 bits."

5 hours later 6491615 Mitch
>>6491569 Is this the beginning of an epic new copypasta?

5 hours later 6491619 Holyoats Pinkie Pie's Terrible Week
>>6491611 >You love the discount the Cake's give you for blowing all your money here >Mrs. Cake walks into the back to get your order >Out of nowhere a Pink flour covered pony is hanging around your neck screaming "Nonny! Dashie! Why did you decide to stop by? Usually you are only here when you get paid! Did you get paid today? Who are you working for now? Did-" >You put your hand over her mouth. Standard way to shut Pinkie up even if she does keep talking "No Pinkie I came by to see if you were OK and decided it pick up some sweets while I was here. I saw you fall earlier and wanted to make sure you didn't get hurt." >She giggles "Of course I am fine. The ground was frozen for some reason though." She frowns "I did mess up Sweetie Belle's Birthday cake. I hope I can get this one done before the party. ARE YOU GONNA BE THERE NONNY?" >Seeing how you are not allowed inside Rarity's shop after you called her a gold digger... "Probably not Pinkie. I was not invited and I had already made plans with Dash here." >She starts pouting and giving you the puppy dog eyes "I can't Pinkie. How about we have a party at my house on Saturday?" >She gets that big smile on her face that seems impossibly wide Before finally letting go of your neck >"I WONT FORGET THAT NONNY!" >Mrs Cake walks out with your cupcakes, pulls your pie off a nearby shelf, and places them on the counter for you >"You got your sweets now lets get moving!" Dash says annoyed >You thank Mrs. Cake and wave goodbye to Pinkie >"BYE NONNY! BYE DASHIE!" she yells waving her hoof fast enough to make your arm hurt in sympathy >After you get a little ways away from Sugarcube Corner Dash turns to you

5 hours later 6491621 Vhatug (15187__safe_lyra_human_artist-mickeymonster_dream.jpg 900x1096 123kB)
>>6491500 Actually, I was asking him if he was gonna write the Fillyshy S&M he got in a roll the other day. >>6491540 Never my friend. It never ends.

5 hours later 6491633 Holyoats Pinkie Pie's Terrible Week
>>6491619 >"Dude you totally have a thing for Pinkie!" "What?!? No I don't! You are crazy she is just a good friend!" >"Admit it bro your in love with Pinkamina Dianne Pie!" "Fine I'll admit it-" >"HAH!" "When you admit you have a thing for Thunderlane." >She drops a foot in the air and starts blushing >"I-I don't have a "THING" for Thunderlane!" she frantically whispers back to you "I have seen how you look at him when you think no one is watching. I know why you pick on him. You don't want anyone to know that the great and terrible Rainbow Dash is in lo-" >She slaps a hoof over your mouth >"Not cool. Not cool at all." She is furiously blushing and looking around to see if someone heard >You pry her hoof off your mouth "One. Ow that fucking hurt. Two. If you cant take it than don't start it." >"Point made I will lay off. Anon you can be mean sometimes." "Heh, I was thinking the same thing about you earlier with your prank." >"Speaking of pranks what did you have planned for yours?" "Well first of all I am going to sit down and eat some of these damn good cupcakes. Then I intend to get back at a certain xenophobic mare who has treated me like shit since I showed up." >Dash sighs "This again? I told you that Roseluck just does not like you because you fell through the roof of her greenhouse!" "Which I apologized for over and over and even got Celestia to pay her back for. Now shut up and lets go eat some cupcakes"

5 hours later 6491640 Holyoats Pinkie Pie's Terrible Week
>>6491633 >30 minutes and 1 dozen cupcakes later you are sitting on the roof of Roseluck's shop balancing a pie on the beam of her sign. >Giving Rainbow Dash the signal she knocks over a pot of flowers just outside the shop causing them to spread out across the ground. >Seconds pass and you hear the bell on the shop's door ring as your target moves into position >You count to three before tipping the pie and letting it fall >A maniacal laughter fills your mind as you think of your vengeance >A voice cuts through your internal celebration as you hear >"ThanksfortherosesRoseluckIranou-" >Your heart goes cold. At the instant the pie hits its target with a loud splat you realize your error >"-t." you want to look over but you know the sight will break your heart. >Instead you look at the buildings across the street scanning for Dash >You see her peeking out from behind the chimney of a shop just down the street >She is wide eyed and staring at the scene in front of her like someone just got stabbed >"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NowIdonthavetherosestofixthecakeIalreadymessedupandtheCake'swillhatemeandnevertrustmeagain!" >Risking being caught you quickly glance over the edge of the roof and see her siting on the ground staring at bowl full of slightly smashed pie covered roses >She looks like she is about to cry when she suddenly sits up straight >"Aha! I will buy more roses with my own money and no one will ever need know! Its so genius it just might work!"

5 hours later 6491650 Anonymous
>>6490595 But I'm not a teenage Japanese girl. Wait... the people on eBay don't know that. Thank you anon. I'll remember you when I'm making infinite money selling "used" panties to pedos on the internet.

5 hours later 6491651 Holyoats Pinkie Pie's Terrible Week
>>6491640 >Standing triumphantly she twirls a mustache that appears out of nowhere before vanishes back into the shop in a blur. >Stopping yourself from saying something to her you motion for Dash to come help you get down. >Ten minutes later you are in the park with your head in your hands "Did you even see her go in there?" >"No but that doesn't mean much. It is Pinkie Pie we are talking about. So we gonna continue this challenge or what?" >You give her an incredulous look "Really Dash? You really want to keep going?" >"OF COURSE! Dude we can't let two complete accidents get us down. Winner can just give Pinkie the money to pay her back for those roses. Besides Pinkie loves pranks she wont if we tell her when we are done!" >It's true Pinkie does love pranks "Fine but lets start back up tomorrow. I need time to plan for more pranks." >"Works for me. See you tomorrow Anon!"

5 hours later 6491662 Holyoats Pinkie Pie's Terrible Week
>>6491651 _-_Saturday Night_-_ >It is Saturday and the last five days have been terrible >You and Dash spent all week trying to prank ponies >Every single time the prank backfired in one way or another >But not back on you. Oh no that would have been so much better. >Every single prank hit Pinkie in some unforeseen terrible way >Taking another long swallow of your fifth cider of the night you think back on the worst pranks that backfired >There was the laxative candy bars you sold to that old donkey that moved into town by claiming they were rare gryphon made chocolate bars >Turns out he bought them as a thank you gift for Pinkie >Dash tried to hit Scootaloo with a water balloon but missed and hit Pinkie right in the plot >Everyone thought she pissed herself. >You rolled your skateboard into a crowd of ponies trying to make one of them trip >Pinkie slipped on it and knocked herself out on a rock >Dash set up stink bombs to go off when somep0ny opened the door to Colgate's shop >Of course that was Pinkie >You were getting annoyed so at one point you just grabbed a handful of mud and chucked it into a crowd. >You hit Pinkie right in the eye >By Wednesday you had given up. You could not do that to her anymore >Dash was determined to win so she started doing pranks to hit as many ponies possible at once

5 hours later 6491675 Holyoats Pinkie Pie's Terrible Week
>>6491662 >Popping a sonic rainboom over Ponyville to scare people >No one was scared but it ruined the pastries that Pinkie was cooking >Loosening the top of every salt and pepper shaker in town >She actually managed to prank two people other than Pinkie with that one. However it was Pinkies parents who got pranked when their meals were ruined and Pinkies meal was ruined as well. >Dash started getting a little crazy and you had to tell her to stop when her next prank was luring timber wolves into town. >There were a hundred other pranks you tried in between those. >The score is currently sitting at 5 RD, 3 you. >Shaking your head again you finish off the last of your cider and go to put your bottle away when you hear a knock at the door >As you head to the door you check the clock. "Who in the fuck is here at 1:30 in the morning?" >You open the door to reveal a crying straight haired pink mare >It takes you a moment to realize that it is Pinkie >"A-anon can I come in?" Be back soon with a poll on how to continue this!

5 hours later 6491692 Anonymous
>>6490570 >>6491258 ...I'm noting these for future consideration. >>6490799 I get the feeling this won't be the last time I see a mention of this song in regards to the one-shot. If only music didn't distract me while I write. >>6491621 Gadget would have to place Fillyshy in two stories in which Anon acts like a total dick to her before he dedicates a one-shot to her. That's how he does things apparently.

5 hours later 6491727 Anonymous
>>6490434 NMM walks in on Anon listening/dancing to this and is wooed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4

5 hours later 6491742 lovelymuffins
>>6491727 YES!

5 hours later 6491831 Anonymous
>>6491472 Write it. Not doing so is not an option.

5 hours later 6491851 Holyoats Pinkie Pie's Terrible Week
>>6491591 >>6491611 >>6491619 >>6491633 >>6491640 >>6491651 >>6491662 >>6491675 http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html?p=50c7de06e4b09e94ffe6670f What should happen?

6 hours later 6491991 Anonymous
>>6484457 Comon man, I'm really eager for this one. How much longer?

6 hours later 6492019 Anonymous (THEYEXIST.jpg 600x800 91kB)
>>6489727 Irish. Help me. It's in my room.

6 hours later 6492110 Gatorbait (148488.png 691x600 570kB)
Hey. Hey. AiE. First two requests in get done.

6 hours later 6492128 Anonymous
>>6492110 More public places.

6 hours later 6492142 Anonymous
>>6492110 That Luna paralysis story.

6 hours later 6492144 Evets
>>6492110 Derpy battle Godzilla!

6 hours later 6492146 Anonymous
>>6491991 This, the whole empath idea was one of the most epic ever pitched. Shin of you write this well then I can forgive you for all the shit you've pulled.

6 hours later 6492147 Anonymous
>>6492110 Anon knocks up Twilight.

6 hours later 6492149 Holyoats Pinkie Pie's Terrible Week
>>6492110 Anon tries to have an affair with Mrs. Cake

6 hours later 6492173 Anonymous
>>6492110 Celestia walks in on Anon cheating on her with her sister

6 hours later 6492205 Holyoats Pinkie Pie's Terrible Week (1352696632642.png 700x900 583kB)
>>6491851 Anon gives her the dick it is! Be back soon hopefully!

6 hours later 6492215 Anonymous
Anybody know when CuriousAnon is going to get the next chapter of Alaska Anon out on pastebin?

6 hours later 6492269 Anonymous
>>6492146 I too would like it done. I won't forgive you though Shin because I always suspected you were full of shit, and thus never fell for any of it in the first place. Also congratulations on a cunning ruse. Pic related, it's you without the afro.

6 hours later 6492270 Gatorbait (gatorbait.png 520x350 106kB)
>>6492128 ffffffff, k >>6492142 >implying I can write feels Ha, ha ha. Okay. >>6492144 >>6492147 >>6492149 >>6492173 And now the quick ones come in. I'll see what I can do.

6 hours later 6492309 Anonymous (lied.gif 500x368 953kB)
>>6492269 Stupid computer making me forget the picture.

6 hours later 6492329 Anonymous
>>6492142 Fuck yeah, got it in. Alright, the premise is that, since low gravity environments cause weakening of the bones, Luna's actually fragile as fuck. Anon accidentally paralyzes her, crushes her spine or something. He's not punished because it was a complete accident, but he takes it upon himself to basically be her caretaker. A relationship forms, but they can never be like other couples. There is that dream stuff if you want though. The medical technology to heal her isn't invented within Anon's life time. This is just a recap of the original suggestion. Feel free to modify it as needed, if you really can't write feels though, feel free to skip this one.

6 hours later 6492394 Shinobi (65187.jpg 1600x1512 203kB)
>>6491991 I might have over estimated my writing speed...thursday at the latest. >>6492146 K >>6492269 >>6492309 What can I say? I'm a ninja, and ninjas lie. All of you have some pic related diabetes for your trouble

6 hours later 6492472 Anonymous
>>6492394 Heart_Failure.jpg

6 hours later 6492474 Anonymous
>>6492410 I would also enjoy this.

6 hours later 6492475 Anonymous (I like these calibrations.jpg 457x472 33kB)
>>6492205

6 hours later 6492521 Anonymous
>>6492329 Slight problem here--and I don't know if readers will be able to suspend disbelief on this one, but maybe if it's done just right--is that Luna is basically a goddess, in a world full of magical unicorns who can fart rainbow-colored glitter, etc. We do not see a whole lot of crippled pones in the show, though I spoze it's possible that Celestia just quietly sneaks into their homes after an accident and euthanizes them. Between magic and goddess powers it's hard to imagine Luna being anything but nigh-indestructible, so--well, maybe it's doable, but it'd be difficult.

6 hours later 6492523 Anonymous
>>6492110 Is that Guido? From Strategy Guide?

6 hours later 6492567 Anonymous
So did anyone ever end up writing that story where Celestia and... what's her name? The unicorn from "The last Unicorn" fight over Anon and his monkey dick?

6 hours later 6492714 Vhatug (Celly confirms her laziness.png 689x560 32kB)
>>6492521 I'd like to point out that the magic is limited, and the show has never, ever, not even once, referred to the princesses as gods. Even if you do believe the sun/moon bit, the unicorns "moved" them before that. Way I see it, they're just long lived and magically gifted. Even if there's healing magic, healing damage to the spine would be some seriously hard shit, past their skill since a sex change spell is like "holy shit" tier it seems.

6 hours later 6492749 Anonymous (my_last_little_unicorn.jpg 900x727 72kB)
>>6492567 I still think about that one. I'm the one who brought up TLU in the first place. (oh, and in the film, when she has been temporarily magically transformed into a human, people call her Lady Amalthea, but that's an assumed identity; I don't think the character HAS any other name in the original novel except "The Unicorn"). I keep thinking about the idea, but the more I think about it the more SRS and grimderp it gets. part of it may be a mismatch in tone between the two different source materials. MLP is clever and funny and beautifully executed from a technical perspective; it's also set in a world that is pretty free of real conflict--the kind that can't be solved with a stern lecture or a magical rainbow purity ray--not to mention that it's also pretty free of testosterone. Which one should expect, given the target demographic. tl;dr the story that's in my head now has taken on a sinister tulpa-life will of its own, and wants to be told--but it isn't very AiE, or for that matter, very MLP

6 hours later 6492969 Holyoats
>>6492521 The rule of thumb for me on healing magic is that it can only accelerate what the body could heal naturally. Its a simple easy explanation and makes quite a bit of sense.

6 hours later 6492970 Anonymous
>>6492749 I still want to read it. For some reason the request came to mind when browsing the thread yesterday and I decided to watch the film for the first time that night. Irrelevant to AiE review incoming- I thought it started off okay but it got progressive crapper as it went along. I think it could have done without the half-arsed "romance" subplot with Haggard's son, or at least I think it was his son.

6 hours later 6493081 Evets
>>6492521 Maybe she's ashamed and Anon is the only one that knows how badly off she is. I don't know. Throwing stuff at the wall.....something is bound to stick.

6 hours later 6493130 Shinobi
Gunna have to side with >>6492521 here I'm sure that even if Luna of all p0nies were to be injured that severely that she would bounce back on her own. Even in the event that she could not, she's got thousands of years of knowledge and the power of both the sun and the moon should she ask Celestia for help. Even if their is no healing spell just for the purpose of healing nerve damage, there would be a way around it, I mean, we're talking about the magic power of 2 seemingly immortal p0ny wizards. They could just hold the broken parts of her spine together with surgical precision thanks to telekinesis and accelerate cell division and growth in the damaged area via time spell, physical aging spell, or a spell that does just what they need, promotion of cell regeneration. Just my take on it at least

6 hours later 6493164 Anonymous
>>6492970 Lir was his name, a reference to Celtic myth, and Manaanan Mac Lir, the Celtic God of the Sea. Whether it helped the story is uncertain, but it was in the original novel, and the screenplay was written by the original novelist, one Peter S. Beagle. I think the romance subplot was there not only to generate feels but also to underscore the nature of the choice the title character must make; whether she lives as a human or as a unicorn, she must choose to give up something: her love, or her immortality. (one assumes that, despite the fact that she is a very comely and fuckable beast--search for rule 34 of her--Lir is not a hoersfucker, nor would she be able to stand watching him grow old and die in a few decades). Which is the sort of thing that in MLP immediately stands out as 2edgy4theaudience, maybe even here. Jokes and japes far outnumber serious stories, which are often mocked here as "grimderp," perhaps rightfully.

6 hours later 6493203 Anonymous
>>6493130 is ponies healing magic how hand you helad?

6 hours later 6493228 Anonymous
>>6493164 >search for rule 34 of her Now you're speaking my language, anon! brb, paheal.

6 hours later 6493283 lovelymuffins (1348142570998.gif 193x135 1641kB)
>>6493203 stop. as far as "Healing magic" goes pony wise. Its up to the writer. Some will go with healing magic is possible but is very taxing. others will just toss it around like its nothing. I personally like the idea of it being taxing and coming with a cost such as healing someone to much will result in new wounds just never healing naturally and eventually healing magic failing on said target. But thats personal pref and nothing more.

6 hours later 6493302 Anonymous
>>6493130 Do you just lay awake at night thinking of this shit?

6 hours later 6493305 Gadget (SCARED.png 1167x685 149kB)
>>6489495 oh god someone remembered Sorry, but Filly Fluttershy S&M is waaaaaaaaaaay off limits for me. I tried, but I really couldn't get into it. It's a no go. >>6491692 Nope. Rainbow Dash gets her own unique treatment. I just ignore Fluttershy. ilu 2 anon

6 hours later 6493334 Anonymous
>>6493283 >telling an anon to stop >is equally retarded >ISHYHGDSAGB

6 hours later 6493357 Anonymous
>>6493302 dude. hes a fat fuck that writes naruto fan fiction what do you think

6 hours later 6493416 Vhatug
>>6493130 I don't think you appreciate just how complex the central nervous system is. You think we've never tried anything like holding it together and trying to speed up division? This is one place with no contest, if we can't fix it, or even figure out how it really works with sciences that cost millions, if not billions to develop, there's no fucking way they did it with hardly an ounce of the medical understanding we have by saying "lolmagik". >>6493305 Dude, pls She falls from the sky, gets her mark, realizes she's got nowhere to go, finds her master . If the flank ain't blank it's good to spank.

6 hours later 6493419 Anonymous
>>6493164 That makes me think. Has anybody done a story like this? One of the princesses was in love with a human in the past and had him die of old age. Then along comes Anon centuries later and either Celestia or Luna essentially hold him prisoner in the castle because he reminds them of their deceased lover and they want him to remain by their side. Perhaps even developing a kind of psychosis where they actually believe he is their old lover reborn... or something.

6 hours later 6493468 Anonymous (100052__UNOPT__lyra_suicide.png 588x591 69kB)
Look, look at what you are doing.

6 hours later 6493474 Anonymous
>>6493302 >Do you just lay awake at night thinking of this shit? Dude, this is a My Little Pony fanfiction thread. EVERYONE lies awake at night thinking of this shit. Don't you?

6 hours later 6493492 lovelymuffins
>>6493419 Would be interesting, seems kinda dark tho.

6 hours later 6493512 Anonymous
>>6493228 Ha ha! http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/a4d5c513a420d4a7df2228d9a04f1c8c/424232%20-%20The_Last_Uni corn%20Unicorn%20Zanthia%20literature.png I'm sure Vhatug would love that. Hell if I'm saving it to post though.

6 hours later 6493556 Anonymous
>>6493512 In the name of Allah I demand a story based on this http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/e256bad9bfb82df6c20f82ef9243e637/904452%20-%20Amalthea%20F earingfun%20Friendship_is_Magic%20My_Little_Pony%20Princess_Cadence%20Shining_Armor%20The_Last_Unico rn%20crossover.png I don't know where Anon would come in though. I'll stop now.

6 hours later 6493562 Anonymous
>>6493512 If you liked that one, you will love ttp://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/f8e1498643139aeb330548400201aba9/904456%20-%20Fearingfun%20 Friendship_is_Magic%20Lady_Amalthea%20My_Little_Pony%20Prince_Lir%20Princess_Cadence%20Shining_Armor %20The_Last_Unicorn%20crossover.png Which is an MLP crossover of sorts, so it's on topic in this thread. I guess. (and someone, somewhere, will click on that link and yell OH GOD MY CHILDHOOD)

6 hours later 6493567 Shinobi (1343109979199.gif 320x200 3033kB)
>>6493416 Just saiyan, calm your tits

6 hours later 6493575 Hazardus_Havard (mmZAoCca.jpg 299x300 23kB)
Getting work done on my chapter, it's looking to be long like the last one. Certain scenes need major editing to make sense, might be a bit before I post this. >>6493468 Don't you fucking dare Anon!

6 hours later 6493578 Anonymous
>>6492329 why not luna criples annon? and feels insue

6 hours later 6493580 Anonymous
>>6493556 >I don't know where Anon would come in though. Her butt, of course. rimshot.mp3

6 hours later 6493590 Anonymous
>>6493419 I've read something like that. Can't remember if it was here or fimfiction though. And I don't think it ended in psychosis.

6 hours later 6493628 Gatorbait
>>6492329 Bing Bong Boon. >You love the night. >The brisk chill in the air. >The silent chirping and groaning of the world at rest. >It’s exhilarating. >Your arms and legs pump as you rush through the waist high grasses. >They nick at you, from your stomach down to your ankles, but you pay them no mind. >For up ahead, you can see her, her head held high and proud, her dark coat standing out in sharp relief against the rising moon. >Her eyes turn to you, and she smiles, but she does not move. >It wouldn’t be right for her to move. >Limbs churning, propelling you forward, you rush the hillside, stumbling once before launching yourself back to a standing position with your hands. >The quiet grace comes through in her broadening smile as you approach her. >Luna, the Princess of the Moon. >Standing atop the hill, face to face with her, your shoulders heave, words stolen away by the chill that has settled into your lungs. >Not that it matters, the two of you move as one, embracing the other; she on her hind legs, you supporting her weight with your body. >At this moment, you are unstoppable. >The warm, welcoming hug deteriorates into a kiss, deep as the shadows the moon casts. >Tongues entwine, featuring gasping breathless breaks, punctuated by a perpetual pressing of lips. >Her body rolls against yours and you respond in kind. >In an instant, it’s done. >The wildly flushing Princess tearing herself from your embrace and taking to the sky. >She brings a hoof to her lips, smiling as she feels them before flying off into the night. >All part of the game. >You pursue her again, your heart still thudding away in your chest. 1/3

6 hours later 6493641 Gatorbait
>>6493628 >The incessant shuddering of that muscle gives your feet wings of their own as you track her movements through the heavens. >So many times you lose sight of her, only to pick her up again. >The scent, her scent, of ripe plums and orchids, refuses to leave your nose, each breath making it stronger, more pronounced. >The underbrush gives way to a clearing, and you see she has landed again. >Her neck, long, regal and enticing, twists as she regards you with a coy smile. >Your approach is more subtle this time, as a predator stalking prey. >Low to the ground, you linger in the grasses and greenery for as long as possible. >Her nostrils flare out of habit. >She knows you’re here, she saw you just a moment ago but again, it is all part of the game. >Sliding ever closer, you’re in open space now, but she doesn’t make a move, watching you with a muted interest. >After agonizing moments of separation, you reach her, your fingers starting at her hoof and sliding up her leg. >Luna quivers under your touch, but remains in her position. >Higher and higher still, you stand as you reach the end of her legs. >With the back of your nails caressing her chest, your hands split, one headed down the barrel of her body, the other up towards her neck and face. >Your touch becomes firmer as you make your way down her core, taking an upward arc to her back. >Likewise, the other becomes feather light, short, dancing strokes up her neck, alternating to a deeper, lingering touch against her face. >Chuckling, the Moon Princess leans her cheek into your open palm, nuzzling it. >And then your hand slips. 2/3

7 hours later 6493660 Anonymous
>>6493419 It could work if Anon was kept in the dark about the previous human, and meantime Luna/Celestia become slowly more protective and affectionate, giving him gifts (clothes the other once wore, getting him a haircut that resembles the other) It could culminate in Anon coming across a painting of the princess and the other human, and suddenly realize whats going on.

7 hours later 6493661 Gatorbait
>>6493641 >The Princess stiffens as you caress her back. >Her eyes go wide at first, but then her expression falls. >Pulling your hand away from her back, you try to comfort her, but she speaks first. >“Anonymous, I’m sorry.” >Your heart slams into the bottom of your stomach. >You try to fix things, but she won’t hear any of it. >“I shouldn’t spending so much time here. There are a great many things to see to tonight.” >She turns her face further into your hand, caressing your palm with her lips. >“I’m sorry. Not tonight. I can’t do it.” >You’re a decent sort of fellow. >You know you can’t pressure her to do anything she’s uncomfortable with. >But once. >Just once. >You would like to be selfish. >Luna smiles, moving her face from your palm and gives you one last kiss, on the cheek this time. >“Sweet dreams, my Dearest.” >Her words linger in the air, as does the sweet whispering caress of her breath against your flesh. >Unfurling her wings, she is airborne and gone in an instant. >You crack open your eyes and stare up at the darkened ceiling. >Moonlight still streams in through the windows, giving the room a ghostly glow. >Her shadowy body stands within the light, shaky and unsteady. >She doesn’t say a word as you prop yourself up on your elbow, watching her as she works. >Limbs quivering, the result of a thousand years of atrophy. >And another five of recovery after you fell on top of her when you arrived in Equestria. >Though unsteady, she still moves under her own power. >But she often needs rest and many of her royal duties have been thrust on other members of the family. >She will be like this for her endless life. >And the love that the two of you share will only ever reside in dreams. 3/3

7 hours later 6493679 Anonymous (I am amused.jpg 500x320 13kB)
>>6493580 Good show anon.

7 hours later 6493703 Anonymous (1339459456507.gif 320x256 600kB)
>>6493305 I said I wasn't going to make a big deal out of it, not that I've forgiven you yet. No offense, just a "friendly" jab. >tfw inspiration strikes like lightning Emphasis on the lightning part. I feel funny right now. Fatass is back on track, so I'll be seeing you soon AiE.

7 hours later 6493816 Gadget (NO.gif 550x400 245kB)
>>6493416

7 hours later 6493830 Anonymous (1351350592248.jpg 750x600 78kB)
Question: Does AiE HAVE to be in green text? Does it even have to be a written story? Wondering if I should make a comic or something of the sort. I have been here since thread 450 or so. Sage for me being stupid

7 hours later 6493871 Navarone
>>6493830 We've had a few comics written about greentext stories, mostly Sherms. And someone writes AiE comics that aren't necessarily related to the AiE threads. So you can definitely do it if you want. And there are plenty of stories that aren't greentext, but that doesn't mean they have plenty of readers.

7 hours later 6493901 Anonymous
>>6493830 Not only are comics welcome, they are also loved. Seriously, we eat that shit up.

7 hours later 6493931 Shade (1355102437605.png 680x528 370kB)
>>6493830 Pick something you like and draw/portray really well, Nothing is worse than a dissapointment Like this thread

7 hours later 6493973 Anonymous
>>6493931 Get out summer, its winter already. You're being silly

7 hours later 6493995 Anonymous (The best of the Internet.jpg 610x448 33kB)
>>6492205 So, when will we get it?

7 hours later 6494016 Holyoats (Hmmm.png 670x657 355kB)
>>6493995 Typing it now

7 hours later 6494035 Vhatug (Filly Swag.png 600x699 107kB)
>>6493661 Short, but it's actually pretty feelsy for its length. I wouldn't be opposed to expansion at some point. >>6493816 Pretty pls?

7 hours later 6494063 Anonymous
>>6490434 are er going to get a fat NMM x annon story

7 hours later 6494105 Anonymous (omg-look-at-that-gif-look-at-that-f-cking-gif_o_922403.gif 250x167 496kB)
>>6494016 Cool Sorry for being an impatient bastard.

7 hours later 6494173 Anonymous
>>6494063 see >>6493703 soon

7 hours later 6494211 Anonymous
>>6494173 thanks

7 hours later 6494213 Fitz
>>6493830 I'd like to see what would come of this. Please do this anon. Writing now.

7 hours later 6494217 Anonymous
Pony gender ratio is used as a storytelling device often enough, with debates on what a 4:1 or 8:1 gender ratio would mean for society. Wen Spencer writes just such a story with A Brother's Price, where men make up only about 10 percent of the population. As a result, some women grow up having never seen a man. Men that marry, marry all the sisters of a family, and are otherwise considered property. An interesting read with some applicable themes for AiE.

7 hours later 6494284 Fitz
>>6494217 Well, i've never read the book you are talking about, but I would suspect it has something to do with them living in a rural area, where as most of the ponies live in cities.

7 hours later 6494415 Anonymous
>>6494217 >and are otherwise considered property. That's not how that would work. Your gender being in the vast minority wouldn't make your gender the submissive, yours would be dominant because, as you're in short supply, you can get away with a lot more shit without your value as a mate being diminished. The other gender however, has little wiggle room. And the lesser gender in this grouping is the natural, because any other setting WILL lead to fighting. If an alpha female led in a group of several women and one man, then she'd suffer a lot of accusations of bias and infighting. The guy does the same thing when he's the only male in a group of several women, it passes as acceptable and critique of their own performance unless he's being highly unfair.

7 hours later 6494443 Anonymous
>>6494415 >And the lesser gender in this grouping is the natural leader,

7 hours later 6494541 Anonymous
>>6493492 >seems kinda dark tho. That's the point. Lets face it, most "romance" stories on here end in sunshine and happiness. I think it'd be good to see a story where Anon has a choice to make, either resist the princess' insistence that he's their long dead lover or go with it and indulge in all the power and pleasures being a royal consort can bring, while the other ponies look on disapprovingly, knowing he's only playing on the princess' psychosis because he can gain from it. I mean who here wouldn't play along if the position of the princess' lover came with a shitload of perks? I find the idea of one of the princesses being violently protective towards Anon interesting.

7 hours later 6494633 Anonymous (Capture.jpg 376x342 23kB)
What the fuck is going on with the sixth chapter of Nether's Dynamic Entry story? Everything was going painfully slow, now suddenly Anon's in a coma (as if I didn't get enough of that from Applerape) because of some fire that just sprang up? Now it all seems hella rushed.

7 hours later 6494639 Anonymous clinton
>>6494217 Other bits of in-universe fluff: Families too poor to afford a husband only propagate by visiting a brothel where the goal is to a quick ejaculation, and hoping to get pregnant. Men owned by these establishments are kept barely coherent, drugged up to service women as quickly as possible, little pleasure for either party. Or they can kidnap a boy to be their husband. Poor families may have a husband with as many as 30 wives.

7 hours later 6494650 Navarone
>>6493492 Someone started a story like that: http://pastebin.com/kTsS5MqU

7 hours later 6494663 Navarone
>>6494650 Was supposed to be for: >>6493419 Either way, it's been started but I don't think he continued it.

7 hours later 6494693 Anonymous
>>6494650 I remember that. It'd be nice to see it continued.

7 hours later 6494748 Anonymous
>>6494639 Yeah. >>6494415 This book doesn't really match up to how the world like that would most likely actually work. Maybe if it got to like 1/100 or something like that, THEN guys MIGHT be trapped as cum taps. At 1/10, it just comes off like this guy has a huge femdom fetish.

7 hours later 6494771 Anonymous
>>6494663 >>6494693 Lulzies decided that was going to be a part of It's a Moon Thing. Sort of makes the most recent IaMT chapter make a little more sense when you keep that in mind.

7 hours later 6494818 Holyoats
>>6494748 agreed. At 10/1 Polygamy would be the norm and the genders would have been treated equal in terms of thinks like joining the army and such. Other than that there would not be MUCH of a difference.

7 hours later 6494842 Anonymous
>>6494415 I'd say take a look at how well Wen Spencer executed this bit of speculative fiction before immediately deciding it's shit. If you keep your mind closed to new or different ideas, we'd still be discussing non-sexually sitting adjacent to ponies.

7 hours later 6494846 Equestrian Breaker (FSCringe.png 1120x756 472kB)
>>6493419 This treads dangerously close to Ageless headcanon, but I'm not quite there yet.

7 hours later 6494870 Anonymous
>>6494771 I didn't know that. My thanks kind anon.

7 hours later 6494874 Anonymous
shinobi apparently accidentally wiped his pastebin. i recovered everything that he didn't already re up to his pastebin. and the file is called, shinobi is a fucking idiot dont take it personally, i had to spend about 20 minutes doing this, and the only thing i could think while doing this is either "shinobi did this on purpose to clean the pastebin, what a fuck face" and "shinobi accidentally wiped his pastebin... fucking idiot" so im giveing you the benefit of the doubt and saying its an accident. http://www.mediafire.com/?an4mw9yla6jp89w

7 hours later 6494900 thatdrawfag
>>6494874 http://pastebin.com/9KmS9u0A

7 hours later 6494998 Shinobi
>>6494874 Blocked...or do I have to sign up or something?

7 hours later 6495034 Anonymous
>>6494874 Rename the file, or else mediafire will keep it blocked.

8 hours later 6495078 ImperiusDictatio
Got some Evil Overlord for y'all, postan.

8 hours later 6495091 Anonymous
>>6494842 Oh, if it was realistic ration to justify across the board male slavery, like 1/100, then sure. But 1/10 is just polygamy is normal levels. I have limits on my suspension of disbelief.

8 hours later 6495101 ImperiusDictatio It Ain't Easy Being Evil (142483__UNOPT__.png 900x900 332kB)
>”There has to be SOME way I can work eternal night into this!” Nightmare rants. “We’ve been over this a hundred times,” you groan. “You cannot have eternal night! Remember what we talked about? Dead planet?” >”Could I lengthen the nights, then? Allow for maybe five or so hours of sunlight a day?” “Still too drastic a change. You could alter the times of course, but it would be unwise to make any changes greater than perhaps four hours at the most. And even then I’d be careful.” >Nightmare groans in exasperation. You’ve been at this for nearly a day now, an entire day. >You’re not sure how long you’ve been on the moon by this point, about a year, you’re sure. >But Nightmare says the end of her banishment is days away by now, which is something of a surprise. When she told you her banishment was nearing its end you’d assumed that she had maybe two centuries left to go, but she’d meant literally nearing its end. >Apparently you showed up at the end of year nine hundred ninety-eight of her banishment, how lucky can you get? >You hope that when your own banishment is up you can rub it right in that little prick’s nose. >But the proximity to the end means that you have scant days to finalize your plans, and Nightmare is taking up valuable time with all her eternal night bullshit. >”Surely you must know of some way for eternal night to be feasible!” she half begs. “I’m here only to help you succeed, anything more than that is your own job.” >She scowls, but then brightens up. >”What if I just decreed that the schedule of the entire kingdom be reversed to fit a nocturnal lifestyle?” she suggests out of the blue. “That... could actually work.”

8 hours later 6495127 Equestrian Breaker (AJStare.png 720x720 420kB)
>>6492749 >Need a name of a mother-like Alicorn. >Think I'm being smart about it buy using wikipedia to look up god names. >Get to Almathea, the foster mother of zeus. >Fits perfect with headcanon, tweak to Almathia. Think it's unique. >Get reminded of The Last Unicorn. Mother fucker. Every time you think you're carving a new path, you're just subconsciously taking shit from somewhere else or re-using a forgotten road.

8 hours later 6495129 Anonymous
>>6494748 most families acquire a husband by trading a brother, out paying a cash price. They are treated as property by the law, having no real legal recourse or redress of wrongs. They can and do pick favorites, driving their wives crazy, refusing sexual services, etc. Book is internally consistent, and complete, attributes not always found in AiE. >that's not how it works Speculative Fiction.

8 hours later 6495147 ImperiusDictatio It Ain't Easy Being Evil (Happy Nightmare.gif 770x770 123kB)
>>6495101 >”Yes! And it serves a double purpose as well! Now the ponies will be forced to sleep through and ignore the day, just as they did my night! This is even better than eternal night!” “And it doesn’t result in everyone dying. That’s not a bad idea, actually. Good thinking.” >Nightmare beams at the praise. >”Yes, it IS a good idea, isn’t it?” she boasts. >She’s started acting more like her old self as of late and less like the desperate, crushing schoolgirl she’d started becoming. It’s something of a massive relief. “It is. And something about a nocturnal society actually adds to the evil atmosphere.” >”Oh yes, it does, doesn’t it?” Nightmare says, a hoof on her chin. “Alright, now that was have that sorted out we can get on to important shit.” >”Like what?” “Like making sure you remember how to not fuck everything up?” >Nightmare groans again and levitates over a scroll, unfurling it to reveal a large checklist titled “Things Nightmare Shouldn’t Do.” >”Yes, yes, I know what to avoid. We’ve been over it. A lot.” “Because you have a terrible habit of DOING EVERYTHING WRONG.” >”You will see, my lord. When the time comes for us to leave I will show you that I have learned everything you set out to teach me.” >You sigh when she adds the “my lord,” but do not voice your opinion on the matter. Truth be told you’ve gotten used to it. “This isn’t about making me proud, Luna. This is about you and your own desires. You have to be doing it for yourself, not to make me proud. Remember, I’m on my own banishment here, I’ll be gone in a thousand years.”

8 hours later 6495148 Anonymous
>>6495078 Oh for fuck sake! I was literally just about to go and fap to some porn and you decide to pull this now. Why do you have to make me choose?! You're dead to me.

8 hours later 6495203 ImperiusDictatio It Ain't Easy Being Evil (Chubby Nightmare Moon sees what you did there.png 908x869 140kB)
>>6495147 >Nightmare sighs. “Yes, yes, I remember. But you are my mentor, is it not natural for one to want to please their teacher?” “Villains generally murder their mentors, so please forgive me if I maintain a healthy level of skepticism.” >”I would never do such a thing!” she exclaims. “You’ve given me such knowledge and aided me so greatly, why would I ever wish to murder you?” “Now, you see that right there? All that really does is reinforce my belief that you’re plotting to do away with me when I’m no longer useful to you.” >”My lord, please! How could you ever think that of me?” “Aren’t you planning to murder your own sister?” >”That’s different!” “So you’re telling me that you feel absolutely zero urge to murder me and steal my power?” >”... Well maybe a little.” “And hopefully one day you’ll find the desire to act upon it. The day you strike me down in a bid for power is the day you become a real villain.” >”But I don’t WANT to strike you down!” >You stare at her. >”Okay, bad choice of words. I don’t want to KILL you then.” “If you make an attempt on me and leave me alive then I WILL come for revenge.” >”But then how are we supposed to stay friends?” “Villains don’t have friends. They DO have lieutenants and enforcers.” >”Well then I’ll make you my trusted lieutenant!” “Just a forewarning; I’ll probably try to betray you and usurp power.” >”This is all so complicated.” “Trust me, just execute anyone you don’t trust, and murder everyone stronger than you. That’s how I did it and it worked wonders for me.” >”I think I’ll do that.”

8 hours later 6495234 Anonymous
>>6494900 >>6494936 >>6494998 >>6495034 renamed it and in case the link chaned http://www.mediafire.com/?an4mw9yla6jp89w it is now shinobi is an effing idiot. and shinobi, i told you the night it happned, shortly after it google cashe, you can recover EVERY file easily, but time is a factor. to EVERYONE IN THE THREAD https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/view-link-in-google-cache/nbphmmfbemkijojeojbkecbgmpiamnlk that extention for chrome is a god send when a author nukes their pastebin.

8 hours later 6495254 Shinobi
>>6494874 >>6495234 Thanks Anon, I owe you one. I'll put this stuff up now.

8 hours later 6495270 ImperiusDictatio It Ain't Easy Being Evil (Chaos Lord.jpg 185x208 14kB)
>>6495203 “Also NEVER play fair. You’re a villain, therefor honor means nothing to you. Poisons, backstabbing, dirt in their eyes, and just plain cheating are all allowed, expected, and encouraged.” >”Oh I know that much. Cheating is my favorite way to win.” “Good. Honorable villains are always defeated. If you’re going to be a villain you might as well go all out. Everyone expects a villain to be dishonorable anyways.” >”Don’t worry, cheating is one of the things I’m best at.” “Good, because you’re going to be doing a lot of it.” >Nightmare looks back at the scroll of things not to do and scans it over for a moment. >After a moment of reading she raises her hoof like a child in grammar school. “What is it, Luna?” you deadpan. >”How am I supposed to maintain the love of the people while still being a villainous tyrant?” “Excellent question!” you reply. “The answer varies from overlord to overlord. Some try to maintain their deception as long as they can, keeping their evil machinations and shady dealings out of the public eye, but there are those who only use the people until they’ve acquired their power and then reveal their intentions the moment they’ve surpassed the people’s ability to remove them.” >”What would be best for me?” she asks. “It’s up to you, really, though it’s always possible to be beloved by the people and unabashedly evil at the same time.” >”So how do I do that?” “You’re going to have to figure that one out for yourself.” >Nightmare frowns at you. “Remember, like I’ve said, I can’t do everything for you. There are going to be things that you’ll have to figure out for yourself.” >”You’ve told me what to do plenty of times so far.” she argues.

8 hours later 6495339 ImperiusDictatio It Ain't Easy Being Evil (Chosen.jpg 856x475 99kB)
>>6495270 “Only in the areas where it was completely necessary. If you’ll look, you’ll notice that those areas where I explicitly told you what to do were the areas of greatest importance and, consequently, were the areas where your plans were stupid beyond all reconciliation.” >Nightmare levitates over another bundle of scrolls and unfurls a few and reads. >”Huh, so they are...” “So that there is no further confusion, I’m here to assist, not to deliver you a kingdom on a silver platter.” >Nightmare rolls her eyes. “I know, I know. You’ve told me a hundred times.” “Just trying to impress upon you that I’m not here to solve your problems, only to give you the tools to solve them yourself.” >”Really? I could have sworn that you were here to berate me for my shortcomings.” “You won’t learn unless I show you what you’re doing wrong.” >”You seem to take a disproportionate amount of joy in it.” “I find it very important to enjoy what you do.” >”Yes well you seem to enjoy it a little too much.” “It is impossible to enjoy being evil too much. Trust me on this, I’ve tried.” >”I can believe it.” “So, just wondering, how much longer until your banishment ends?” >Nightmare taps her chin and hums to herself in thoughtfulness for a moment, taking a glance and the planet on the horizon. >”Hmm, the longest day of the thousandth year...” she mutters to herself. “I think that’s tomorrow.” “Wait what? Tomorrow?” >”Give or take a month.” “That’s astoundingly unhelpful. How are we even counting days, anyways? It’s always daytime here.” >”I’ve been counting.” “That’s even less helpful. Do we leave soon or not?” >”Yes.” “How soon?” >”Pretty soon.” “How soon is pretty soon?” >”I don’t know! You try keeping track of time w-” >Suddenly a flash of light overtakes you.

8 hours later 6495346 neverborn
Looking for recommendations. I have read and enjoyed all of Vhatug's works on paste bin, i really liked the concept of the "Nogasm Collar" and the fetish clop. Can anyone recommend similar works and authors?

8 hours later 6495380 Equestrian Breaker (CherileeEyebrow.png 399x343 117kB)
>>6495101 >A year on the moon >Not having had these conversations Letting it all go for the sake of the story, but holy fuck that was a long checklist and other, somehow more important things prior. That or their conversations have a tendency to be redundant thanks to NMM.

8 hours later 6495418 Fitz
>>6495346 I could try something tomorrow maybe for you, but I'm pretty sure Vhatug was a resident fetishist. Navarone has some nice stuff though. His prostitute anon story is good. Got about 1k words for the rest of that Cranky story done, going to try and finish it tomorrow.

8 hours later 6495423 ImperiusDictatio
>>6495380 She is an astoundingly bad villain. He has to repeat himself a lot. They were also planning other things he deemed more important.

8 hours later 6495431 Anonymous
>>6495129 Except it's the fact that they're traded as property, and used as slaves in brothels, simply because they're male, when the divide is only 1/10. Just to clarify that again, they wouldn't be slaves at a divide of 1/10, that's what I'm taking issue with. Please stop picking out the wrong damn thing to address.

8 hours later 6495455 Anonymous
>>6495091 In practice, it really is just polygamy where wives have to purchase their husband. Things just become shitty for those unlucky or unfortunate to give birth to boys to sell or trade for a husband from another family. The government uses access to state-run "cribs" as an incentive to serve in the army. Men typically only end up in state-run or private facilities when they are seized by the government to cover debts.

8 hours later 6495464 ImperiusDictatio It Ain't Easy Being Evil (1350254379999.png 388x393 41kB)
>>6495339 >”-hen you’ve been stuck on a featureless hunk of rock for... oh hey, we’re here!” >You drunkenly stagger about for a moment as a wave of vertigo overtakes you, bracing yourself against the nearest tree until it passes. >Wait, tree? >You look up and find that you are indeed leaning on a tree. >You look over to Nightmare and glare. >”Hey, I said give or take a month.” “Where are we?” >She looks around for a moment trying to get her bearings. “This looks like Everfree Forest.” she remarks. “You can tell that just by looking at this small area?” >”Well, to be fair, Everfree is the only forest where the trees look like they want to eat you.” >You look back at the tree you’re leaning on and a little ways up it you notice that the features of the tree give it the appearance of a very angry face, complete with a gaping maw of jagged teeth. “... Huh. Well would you look at that.” >”Creepy as hell, right? Would you believe we built our palace here?” “To keep petitioners out?” >”Exactly! And it worked like a charm, too.” “This the same palace where you said the Elements of Harmony are kept?” >”The very same.” “Is it going to be guarded?” >”I doubt it. If I know my sister, she’ll be expecting me to do something dramatic and attention grabbing, like interrupting her sun raising ceremony.” “Where’s that being held?” >”I haven’t a clue. I’ve been gone for a thousand years, why on earth would I have any idea what backwater she chose for this year’s ceremony?” “Point taken.” MEANWHILE >You are Princess Celestia. >And your sister sure is taking her dear sweet time. >You really hope you know Luna like you think you do, it’ll be embarrassing as hell if she doesn’t show up and you have to explain why you were late to your own celebration.

8 hours later 6495478 Anonymous
>>6494217 >Pony gender ratio Fie, I say. It's a show about a young wo-- I mean, mare, moving to a small town and making friends. OF COURSE almost every character we see is female. *cough* target demographic *cough* As a related thought experiment, if your only source of information were reruns of "Saved by the Bell," how much information could you glean about Western Civilization, American history, or our culture? Choose one: 1) lol none 2) nothing useful 3) almost none 4) zero >what a 4:1 or 8:1 gender ratio would mean for society This is biologically implausible. Do we see this kind of gender ratio anywhere among mammals in the natural world? (yes, I know, bees, female workers, yes, I know, gender-changing fish in Africa) If the pone males for whatever reason produce 4 or 8 or 10 X-chromosome sperm for every Y-chromosome sperm, what will happen when some young stallion is born who produces the 50-50 mix that's the norm for mammals? In a couple dozen generations 99% of the population will carry his genes and the gender ratio will be 50-50 also, that's what. So, I give it 10 out of 10 for flights of fancy and worldbuilding, but you fail biology forever.

8 hours later 6495496 Equestrian Breaker (NightmareMoonTalk.png 960x640 1240kB)
>>6495423 Seems legit. I'm going to bank 80% of the time was used on teaching proper economics.

8 hours later 6495516 Anonymous
>>6494541 >who here wouldn't play along if the position of the princess' lover came with a shitload of perks? Do those perks include a trip to the moon when she sobers up and figures out she's been played for a fool?

8 hours later 6495548 neverborn
>>6495418 Thank you, i would enjoy reading whatever you come up with.

8 hours later 6495563 Vhatug (rainbowdashaintgotshitonthis.jpg 353x229 25kB)
>>6495346 Thank you, thanks, even if I don't enjoy it so much, glad you did. >>6495418 >was What now? I'm the resident equinophile. horsefuckers are filthy casuals And I'm still very much here.

8 hours later 6495574 ImperiusDictatio
>>6495496 Given that her plan consisted purely of: 1. Take over the world 2. Eternal night 3. PROFIT I'd say you could easily find a year's worth of stuff for him to teach her.

8 hours later 6495592 Anonymous
>>6495234 >Shinobi admits he was being a shithead on purpose for almost 5 months. >Still has readers who are willing to bend over backwards for him. This world makes no sense.

8 hours later 6495617 Anonymous
>>6495516 But think of all the things you could get away with in the meantime. Yes you MAY end up banished when all's said and done but isn't it worth it for what could amount to years of total immunity to the law and social taboos. Who's going to fuck with you when you have one of the most powerful beings on the planet doting over you?

8 hours later 6495658 Fitz
>>6495563 write again faget >>6495548 I'll think of something tomorrow while i'm supposed to be working. Alright, i'm going to bed now, goodnight thread.

8 hours later 6495663 Anonymous
>>6495478 From what I've heard, prey animals (such as horses) generally have a gender ratio slanted in favor of females, since the limiting factor in population growth is usually more in gestation than in how many females a male can mate with. The earliest episodes of the show seemed to suggest that Ponyville had a largely female population, but this was most likely because the show's creators were just palette-swapping existing characters (read: the all-female Mane 6) to make background ponies. Seasons 2 and 3 have gotten much closer to a 50/50 split, especially in cases where they have to draw all new ponies, such as the background ponies of the Crystal Empire. Since Anonymous is almost invariably male, AiE stories where the ponies are mostly female are usually just wish fulfillment on the author's part or excuses to write harem stories (these are not mutually exclusive).

8 hours later 6495671 Anonymous
>>6495592 Mel Gibson is a racist shit, but he's a good actor. Michael Vic is a terrible person, but he's good a football. Shin is dickhead, but he's a good writer. In the end, nobody cares what you're like, just what you can do. And if you can do it well, nobody cares about anything else.

8 hours later 6495745 neverborn
>>6495563 Hello, and thank you for sharing your work. Its impressive that you created so many interesting and "intense" scenes when you were writing something you didnt enjoy yourself. What stories do you enjoy?

8 hours later 6495855 Anonymous
>>6495574 Is there more to the update or can I go to bed?

8 hours later 6495869 Anonymous
>>6495464 MORE

8 hours later 6495876 Anonymous
>>6495478 Actually, most mammal species are predominantly female, and this is for a very good reason, from a purely biological point of view, males are expendable. A single guy can knock up a lot of girls, but a girl can only be pregnant once at a time, and takes on the risk of birth, and the duty of raising it. Predators would starve, suffer injuries, or otherwise get fucked over. Prey gets hunted down. Death is all around, so having a lot of females to pump out babies is just how things works. Humans, and most primates in general, are not among this majority. We're proportionately very strong, very smart, faced few predators, and mostly ate fruit and leaves. We didn't really develop a gender divide like many species have, what's true for us in this regard is true for many primate species. Humans faced the most danger, but before we could develop any such divide, we were using tools and such to expand and protect ourselves. >>6495663 I've been looking at a lot of the scenes this season, and last. It's still almost exclusively female except the crystal ponies and the guards.

8 hours later 6495882 Anonymous
>>6495745 ones with ponies

8 hours later 6495904 ImperiusDictatio
>>6495855 One more post to finish, then it's over.

8 hours later 6495949 Vhatug
>>6495745 Oh no no no, I enjoyed myself a bit, it's just I kinda burned out, then looked back on my work and gave a groan. I really just read whatever looks interesting I come across. Except grimderp and rape, never read those.

8 hours later 6495997 ImperiusDictatio It Ain't Easy Being Evil (Overlord (1).jpg 1024x768 480kB)
>>6495464 “This is it?” >Upon arriving in the forest, you and Nightmare wasted no time and made straight for the Palace of the Royal Pony Sisters to secure the greatest threat to your plans. >But you’re not gonna lie, you expected the Elements of Harmony to be a little more... impressive. >”Wasn’t it you who said that simplicity is a virtue?” “Hmm, I did, didn’t I?” >”Alright, we have them, what do we do now?” “Well, first question, can you bind these things to your will, or are they totally useless to a villain?” >”I probably could, given enough time and effort, but as of right now, no. Celestia and I used to control them, but our connection to them was severed when we had our falling out. It’s entirely likely new bearers have been born since then anyways.” “If that’s true then why are they still here?” >”I said likely, not assured. But even so nobody, not even the bearers themselves, would know unless they were exposed to the Elements in the first place.” “Ah, so a standard situational, finicky, likely prophecy-based magical item set.” >”Exactly.” “Well we’d better get these out of here then.” >”Shouldn’t we look more into the prophecy first?” “Eventually yes, but for now we’ll take them with us. Can’t fulfill the prophecy if there’s no magic macguffin.” >”This is so easy, why didn’t I think of this sooner?” “Because you’re a terrible villain?” >”Oh right, that. Alright, so what’s our next course of action after we hide these babies away?” “Rally the masses to our cause.” >Nightmare claps her hooves together in excitement. “Oh this is going to be so much fun!” >Surprisingly you even crack your own smile. “Yes. Yes it is. And this is only the beginning.”

8 hours later 6496059 ImperiusDictatio It Ain't Easy Being Evil (Opinions.jpg 297x200 15kB)
>>6495997 And that's it for tonight. Everyone enjoy it?

8 hours later 6496093 Holyoats (1354264735467.png 930x984 133kB)
>>6496059

8 hours later 6496094 Anonymous
Hey, there was a story involving cthulhu recently, right? Anyone know where that is in the archives?

8 hours later 6496104 ImperiusDictatio
>>6496059 Forgot to mention, updated the paste. Check out the rest here http://pastebin.com/5QFKSspq

8 hours later 6496110 Anonymous
>>6496059 I NEED MORE

8 hours later 6496120 Anonymous
>>6496059 Loving it thus far and I hope you intend for it to go on for a good while yet. I could go on but the sweet embrace of my bed calls to me.

8 hours later 6496125 Anonymous
>>6496059 >that's it for tonight >35 min until tomorrow Fick ja

8 hours later 6496149 ElectricJetDonkey
>>6495563 write again goddamnit

8 hours later 6496221 Tvox (spaghettijet.jpg 500x600 54kB)
Parking Narrating short oneshots if anybody feels like writing any

8 hours later 6496236 Anonymous
>>6495997 Aw, i miss NMM crushing on Overlord anon. It was cute.

9 hours later 6496627 Tvox (Tvox.png 200x218 41kB)
>>6496243 http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Yl7Oo6LZJ Would have been done faster, but my headset was buried under rifles, Cheeto dust, and broken dreams.

9 hours later 6496818 Anonymous
>>6496059 YOU ONLY NEED TO ASK ONCE...FOOL nah but seriously its good stuff, needs more Mordekaiser pics though

9 hours later 6496866 Anonymous (Finding fucks to give.jpg 259x320 18kB)
>>6496059

9 hours later 6496879 Anonymous
>>6496627 >>6496221 i thought i was on /k/ for a second there

9 hours later 6496920 Tvox (Boris.png 1280x600 725kB)
>>6496879 We might as well be /k/, or was it /v/? /lit/?

9 hours later 6496986 Anonymous
>>6496920 ... "Ahh! Motherland!" shouldn't be so funny, dammit. Even when shouted by a wall-eyed Stalin lookalike.

9 hours later 6497067 Tvox (The one eyed machinest.jpg 1024x737 436kB)
>>6496986 Kind of want to post some /k/ related shit as an excuse to bump the thread, dont know if people will take an issue with it though

9 hours later 6497078 Anonymous (1354142890533.jpg 2243x1700 966kB)
>>6496920 i guess we could be

9 hours later 6497142 Holyoats Pinkie Pies Terrible Week (02_58_46_893_180097__UNOPT__safe_pinkie_pie_pinkamena_diane_pie_sa.jpg 800x800 82kB)
>>6491675 >>6492205 Continuation. WARNING HERE BE CLOP! AVOID THESE WATERS IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YER MIND CLEAN. "Pinkie what happened?" >"Please can I come inside? I need to talk to someone." >Wow she sounds depressed as hell "Sure Pinkie. You know you are always welcome in my house." >She nods and slowly walks in and takes a seat at your kitchen table >Grabbing the chair next to her you have a seat "What did you want to talk about Pinkie?" >She sniffles a bit and wipes her nose with her foreleg >"Somep0ny in Ponyville hates me!" a fresh wave of tears run down her face. >"Nop0ny has ever hated me before. I don't know what to do. I can't stop thinking about it! I would try to make them like me but I don't even know who they are." >Someone hating Pinkie? Doubtful. "How do you even know someone hates you if you don't know who it is?" >"Well you see..." >She goes on to describe the effect that each prank had on her >You cant stand it. It hurts so much to see her hurting because of you. >"I tried to think of reasons why someone would do all the bad things to me that they did and the only thing I could think of is that -sniff- they want to drive me out of town. I was thinking that maybe I should leave. That way I could make them happy and they would not hate me anymore." >You stare at her for but a moment before you grab her and pull her close "Pinkie nop0ny hates you. And even if somep0ny did hate you that is no reason to leave. The ponies here care about you. I care about you Pinkie" >She pulls back from you and looks you in the eyes >Her pale blue orbs locked on your brown ones as the scent of bubblegum and cotton candy fills your nose

9 hours later 6497144 Tvox (Tactical Badger.jpg 1075x905 114kB)
>>6497078 sounds like a plan. Anyone feel like giving us a few oneshots?

9 hours later 6497170 Holyoats Pinkie Pies Terrible Week (179713__safe_pinkie-pie[1].gif 770x136 307kB)
>>6497142 >You lean forward and kiss her >She tenses for the slightest moment before pushing back and gripping you tightly with her hooves >The kiss lingers for a few seconds before she pulls away >When you open your eyes you see she has a smile on her face and her hair is back to its poofy old self >"Do..you really feel that way about me Nonny?" "Pinkie I have liked you that way for a while now." >She gets a smile on her face that is almost creepy as her eyes go wide. She looks like she just saw her first rainbow or something like that >She grabs you with her hooves and pulls you into a deep kiss. After a few seconds you feel a tongue invade your mouth >Fighting back with your tongue you up the ante and bring one of your hands up to her ear and start scratching and rubbing it. >Her eyes go wide as you put to use the trick that almost got you into trouble with AJ. Seems mares love having their hears rubbed and scratched. >The kiss lasts a couple of minutes before you break it to catch your breath >"Hey Nonny? This is kind -gasp- of uncomfortable." Pinkie says as she grinds on your crotch with a sexy smile replacing her creepy one earlier >"How about we go up to -gasp- bedroo-" She does not finish the thought as grab her and try to move as quickly as you can to your bedroom >It has been over two years here without anything but your hand and a tremendous lack of pornography. That is not even taking into account the dry spell you were having before coming here. >By the time you had accepted the idea of having sex with ponies you had already fallen for Pinkie >When you reach your room you kick the door open and toss Pinkie on the bed where she giggles as she bounces >Taking off your clothes is hard when you have a raging boner and the nerves of a virgin.

9 hours later 6497172 Anonymous
>>6496920 Holy shit no Seriously, fuck off. This is worse than Dark Souls.

9 hours later 6497182 lovelymuffins (1353209441261.png 217x168 4kB)
>>6497144 We need anonymous throwing badgers at Fluttershy to avoid rape attempts

9 hours later 6497194 Anonymous
>>6497144 Fuck I remember this. I laughed way harder than I should have. I'm still laughing harder than I should.

9 hours later 6497200 Holyoats Pinkie Pies Terrible Week (22_32_54_947_179832__UNOPT__safe_pinkie_pie_puppy_whisker.png 1026x800 332kB)
>>6497170 >Cursing your choice to wear a button up shirt today you battle each button like it is a dragon keeping you from your princess >As you work on the last few buttons you feel a breeze and a hoof stroking your Siamese twin >Looking down you see that Pinkie has managed to get both your pants and boxers off without you noticing. >You would be surprised but this is Pinkie >Finally getting your shirt off you grab Pinkie and kiss her as you jump on the bed >Landing with a bounce you laugh with her for a bit before you start running one hand through her mane as your other strolls down her flank >Her fur is soft as silk as you stroke her. When you reach her flank your hand brushes across her cutie mark and she squeals into your mouth. >Bringing your other hand down you rub her cutie marks gently savoring her twitches and moans >Breaking your kiss you start lightly nibbling and kissing her body as you make your way down to her precious party box >You make sure to stop and suckle on her nipples for a bit before you move on down to her snatch >When you finally reach her treasure you plant light kisses around it but stop venturing closer -BOP- >A firm but painless bop on top of the head by her hoof >"Nonny you naughty monkey! No teasing!" she gasps out >Smiling you giver her what she wanted as you attack her pussy lips like they owed you money >Her taste reminds you of really sweet grapes and is unexpectedly pleasant >She moans something loudly that sounds like your name but is fairly garbled as she presses your head hard against her crotch >You smile and continue working her folds as within a couple of minutes you bring her to orgasm >You feel her push you away as twitches for a bit and fights for air >"Its my turn to make you feel good Nonny! I hope you like it!" She proclaims as she crawls down your body and lays between your legs looking up at you.

9 hours later 6497228 Holyoats Pinkie Pies Terrible Week (18_54_55_708_festive_pinkie_pie_by_junkiesnewb_d4i05aw[1].png 689x800 167kB)
>>6497200 >Examining your throbbing manhood she reaches out with her head and licks it from base to tip like an ice cream cone and giggles >She leans forward and places a kiss on the tip of your meat cudgel before taking the head into her mouth >You moan at the feeling of her warm wet mouth suckling at the tip of your dick >Knowing you wont last long like this you force yourself to calm down so you can enjoy more of this glorious feeling >That is until she starts rotating her tongue around your dick head and bobbing up and down slightly >There is no holding back the wave that is coming so you decide to sit back and enjoy the ride >You reach up and start rubbing her ears while she pleasures you >She moans into your dick and starts sucking harder on it. >Almost at your peak your try to warn her however at that exact moment she takes your cock into her mouth up to the base and yet somehow still keeps running her dick around it >All this leaves is you to grab her ears and hold on as you coat her throat in your warm seed >She pulls her mouth off your dick with a loud -POP- >"Mmm not bad! Tastes like salty apples. I think I like it." >Well makes more sense than not. You eat a LOT of apples. Mostly because working for Applejack occasionally gets you sent home with tons of apple related food "Are you ready for the main course?" >She giggles at you almost falling off the bed >grabbing her fore hooves you lay gently on top of her >Grabbing your meat baster you place it at her pussy lips and start rubbing up and down gently causing her to coo and moan >"Nonny -gasp- what did I say about -gasp- teasing." She looks at you with a fire in her eyes "I want to feel you inside of me!" >Not one to leave a request unfulfilled you ease your shaft inside her lady cave enjoying to totally unique feeling of a pony vagina

9 hours later 6497249 Holyoats Pinkie Pies Terrible Week (18_01_11_108_179583__UNOPT__safe_pinkie_pie_lyra_artist_needed_source_needed_tongu.png 762x800 561kB)
>>6497228 >Her muscles clench around you tightly as you press your way in. She is quite a bit hotter inside than you can remember humans being >When you finally bottom out inside her starts squirming and moaning a bit "Something wrong Pinkie?" >"Stallions-cant-go-all-the-way-in-and-it-feels-so-strange-but-it-feels-so-so-so-good-at-the -same-time-oh-wow-did-you-feel-that?" >She asks all that in one breath causing you to chuckle and grind against her a bit. >Pulling out slowly you leave only the tip of your wang inside her before thrusting back in >Making sure to grind when you get all the way in causing squeaks and moans each time >You shift hand over her cutie mark while the other starts stroking her ear >Within seconds she is having another orgasm. You stop for a second letting her come down a bit before you keep going. >The look of pleased shock as you keep going makes you start working even harder to pleasure her >Leaning forward your nuzzle her ears as you move your hand to brace yourself >Four orgasms later and pinkie is looking at you with eyes glazed over >You are nearing your your own orgasm this time and you do your best to bring her there with you >Furiously working her body you feel her tighten as her orgasm hits >Thrusting forward you hilt yourself and stop holding back >You pour into her causing her to moan again >Grabbing her you roll over with her laying your chest and you still inside her >After a few minutes she calms down enough to ask you >"Nonny why did you not tell me aobut this sooner? WE COULD HAVE BEEN HAVING SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER!" >She rambles on for a bit about all the times you could have snuck away and had some fun when she was bored in Canterlot or when the Cakes let her take quick breaks. >You laugh and smile at her "So does that mean you will be my special somep0ny?"

9 hours later 6497270 Holyoats Pinkie Pies Terrible Week (06_47_31_449_PONK[1].png 622x800 254kB)
>>6497249 "Well it looks like we have something to celebrate at the party tomorrow!" >"THE PARTY OH I ALMOST FORGOT!" >As she goes to get up you grab her and hold her down "That can wait until tomorrow Pinkie. Besides...there is, uh, something I wanted to tell you" >"What could be more important than a party?" "Well do you remember all that bad stuff that happened to you this week?" >Her ears go back and she looks down sadly "How could I forget?" "It was actually all me and Dash" >She looks up and gives you a look like you just kicked her puppy "WE DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE! Ya see we tried to see who would be the first to prank 20 ponies but every single prank we did hit you for some reason. I gave up on Wedensday but I had to force dash to stop trying earlier today. I felt so horrible about the the things that happened to you." >"It was all pranks? Nop0ny hates me or wants me ran out of town?" "Nope in fact this Po-person loves you." >She kisses you and then gives you a seductive look >Round 2: FIGHT!

9 hours later 6497313 Holyoats Pinkie Pies Terrible Week (21_38_18_304_179769__UNOPT__safe_pinkie_pie_artist_deathpwn.png 800x800 606kB)
>>6497270 -One mostly sleepless night later- >p0nies had been arriving for the party for the last hour >You have no idea how many p0nies Pinkie invited but you didn't care >The banner with "Anon & Pinkie Special Somep0nies Forever!" made you smile every time you look at it >Dash showed up and almost fainted when she saw it >Pinkie said she has "Party Things" to do in your kitchen and banished you from it until she was ready >You played your part well as you schmoozed with the guests and told everyone pinkie would be out soon >About an hour into the party Pinkie walks out of your kitchen with an enormous tray covered in cupcakes >She was immediately mobbed while each and every p0ny (and one human) at the party grabbed one and started eating. >"Hey anon how many people would you say are here?" Pinkie asks "Around twenty five or thirty. Why?" >You ask after you swallow a bite of your cupcake >Suddenly you get the urge to sneeze and before you can stop it you threw yourself forward and sneezed harder than you ever thought possible. >And out of your mouth popped a party hat >Wat. >You then notice that all the p0nies around you are sneezing as well. Each time a random party favor pops out of their mouth as they do. >Pinkie turns to you and dash, who had just sneezed out a fake mustache for some reason, and yells >"I WIN! I WIN! I WAS THE FIRST TO PRANK 20 poni-" She stops as she sneezes out a balloon animal >"YOU BOTH OWE ME 100 BITS!" >Damn it you love this mare.

9 hours later 6497371 Anonymous (badger.jpg 470x303 22kB)
>>6497182 "Stop badgering me, Fluttershy!" >"I thought it might be your fetish." "No!" >"Large angry mustelids aren't your fetish?" "No!" >you feel too badgered to decide what kind of day today was

9 hours later 6497373 Tvox (Deal with it.png 680x484 22kB)
>>6497172

9 hours later 6497413 Holyoats Pinkie Pies Terrible Week (04_19_58_74_180219__UNOPT__pinkie_pie_suggestive_licking_artist_dhui_ask_tired_pie_banan.png 418x800 233kB)
>>6491591 >>6491611 >>6491619 >>6491633 >>6491640 >>6491651 >>6491662 >>6491675 >>6497142 >>6497170 >>6497200 >>6497228 >>6497249 >>6497270 >>6497313 And that is my strange little pinkie pie story that is written badly. I hope you enjoy it. Opinions and criticisms welcome. Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Holyoats

9 hours later 6497428 lovelymuffins (1354479800773.jpg 500x417 61kB)
>>6497172 DARK SOULS?!

9 hours later 6497443 Anonymous
>>6497413 Well, the picture you posted with >>6497313 is genuinely horrifying and perhaps occupies the exact center of the so-called "uncanny valley." I'd appreciate it very much if you never posted it again, as it may haunt my nightmares for weeks to come. Otherwise, pink!clop is good clop and I give it a solid 7 out of 10.

9 hours later 6497447 Tvox (Pelor.jpg 768x1024 563kB)
>>6497428 AWW YEAH

9 hours later 6497460 Anonymous (1349330201291 (1).jpg 960x644 115kB)
>>6497172

9 hours later 6497491 Anonymous (wrong kingdom, knave.jpg 1105x802 391kB)
>>6497172

9 hours later 6497534 lovelymuffins
>>6497491 I don't have any dark souls picture so yeah... gonna have to cut this short. Stories and stuff.

9 hours later 6497569 Anonymous (1354773727555.png 1301x783 55kB)
>>6497172

10 hours later 6497600 Anonymous (56765432.jpg 500x337 38kB)
>>6497534 >>6497172

10 hours later 6497636 Anonymous (get_panties_stalker.jpg 617x1009 101kB)
>>6497600

10 hours later 6497637 Anonymous (No trouble.jpg 500x317 34kB)


10 hours later 6497639 Anonymous (1350444536322.jpg 960x818 76kB)
>>6497534

10 hours later 6497707 Anonymous (0831895379.jpg 601x384 72kB)
We /k/ now?

10 hours later 6497719 Anonymous
/k/inder please, settle down or no juicebox later.

10 hours later 6497746 Anonymous (1354952258500.jpg 661x716 282kB)
>>6497719 ok

10 hours later 6497793 Anonymous
>>6497719 Oh, you're no fun. >>6497707 >day 68 in Equestria >Princesses are accepting your advice >bringing about the people's glorious revolution >Ponyville bulldozed to make room for for People's Glorious Tractor Factory >Purplesmart arrested for counterrevolutionary activities by the Cutie Mark Red Guard Crusaders >oh look, some disputed territory in the kingdom next door >today was a cheerful socialist day

10 hours later 6497796 Anonymous (12349860253.png 331x245 8kB)
>>6497413 >Pinkie clop YES. Ya done good. There was one thing that totally irked me though, you oughta fix it.. where was it. >Almost at your peak your try to warn her however at that exact moment she takes your cock into her mouth up to the base and yet somehow still keeps running her dick around it >her dick Beyond that though, good show.

10 hours later 6497816 Holyoats Pinkie Pies Terrible Week
>>6497796 Thanks for the catch. it will be fixed momentarily

10 hours later 6497830 Anonymous
>>6497796 This is Pinkie. She's a tentacled eldritch abomination in a cheerful candy shell. If it says she has a dick, then by God she has a dick. Or three. With rows of suckers on the undersides. And an eyeball on the tip.

10 hours later 6497857 lovelymuffins (1352449682651.jpg 586x438 154kB)
>>6497796 >mfw I read over this

10 hours later 6497859 Anonymous
>>6497830 lol.

10 hours later 6497876 Anonymous (654323456789075322.jpg 290x402 55kB)
>>6497793 >mfw

10 hours later 6498155 Anonymous
>>6495592 i dont trust authors at all, to the point that im trying to go through EVERY single AIE and some of the old fetish shy and rainbro and pulling the stories from them, i REALLY need the 4chanX to work offline if i want to do this on my own, or im going to need help from people willing to either go through threads and pull stories, or go through a complied list of every story in a thread and separate them. i have learned over months that you A cant trust authors with their own pastebins B cant trust them to add everything they do to their pastebin for some stupid reason. the reason i did it was not to help shinobi, which it apparently did and restored some faith in humanity to see it was a stupid mistake and not a "i want to clear my pastebin of those... lesser stories" but sadly not all authors thing that way, with several of the higher profile authors nuking their pastebins. if i ever get this project off the ground i will make posts here asking for help

10 hours later 6498181 Anonymous
>>6498155 And some of us who write just bang something out for shits and giggles because an idea came to us for a moment that we found amusing. There are stories that don't get pastebin'd because the anonymice who write them don't have pastebins.

10 hours later 6498205 Anonymous (1277611827105.jpg 353x387 50kB)
>try lucid dream being in equestria >always end up killing demons in hell with a shotgun

10 hours later 6498217 Anonymous (fatguylittlecoat.gif 288x191 551kB)
>>6498205 >mfw

10 hours later 6498238 lovelymuffins
>>6498155 I won't be nuking my pastebin so cross that off your list.

10 hours later 6498279 Tvox (if you dont know what this is, you should lurk K more.jpg 377x283 42kB)
>Day shitpost in equestria >For the past few weeks of your brief stay in equestria you have been the largest nuisance possible >Splashing in puddles next to ponies, knocking over cabbage stands, shouting "GAYYYYY" as you walk into various shops >The ponies are tired of your shit >They go to Twilight and ask for help getting rid of you >With her considerable knowledge of magic and mechanical engineering she creates the only device that could stop you. >Pic related >You awake in the morning to find one of the dreams of your youth fulfilled >Your very own Gyrojet pistol! >giggling like a schoolgirl you run outside >moving at the speed of an anemic neckbeard, you make your way to the only sporting good store in ponyville, big 5! >you enter the store and walk up to the counter >you ask for .51 Gyrojet >spaghetti slowly drips from your pockets >you feel a sense of dread >your face gets red "Please give me a case of .51 gyrojet right now. >"I don't know what that is. Is it a new Gryphon weapon or something?" >you struggle to contain your embarrassment >clenching your asscheeks together, you desperately try to hold in your shit >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of your pockets >you voice is reduced to a mumble "have money please .51 gyrojet give money please ammo" >"Are you ok?"

10 hours later 6498309 Tvox (Dashfield.jpg 640x428 94kB)
>>6498279 >shit breaches through your asscheeks >propelled forward at 60mph >you crash through the big 5 employee's counter >he's holding on to you for dear life >all the while spaghetti is flowing out of your pockets like fumes >crash through an entire row of buildings in ponyville, broken glass shards and splinters in your face >yelling ".51 GYROJET PLEASE MONEY .51 GYROJET BIG 5 .51 GYROJET" >the Big 5 employee is covered in shit and spaghetti >your pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping >he tilts you backwards >the sheer force of my your has reached 650mph, you and the cashier are now propelling upwards >the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as you head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from your anus >the g-force is causing your asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale >spaghetti and shit are blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >theBig 5 employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of your shit >your transformation is almost complete >as you leave the atmosphere your bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder >you steer yourself across the cosmos with your gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

10 hours later 6498433 Anonymous
>>6498309 Shit/10 would .51 Gyrojet preesh monneh monneh five dolla again.

10 hours later 6498454 Anonymous (1354143585017.png 601x695 4kB)
>>6498309 >tfw you will never own a gyrojet

10 hours later 6498463 Anonymous
>>6498155 dont fucking socialize AiE stories, its up to each author to decide how they want to handle their own stories

10 hours later 6498563 Anonymous
>>6498181 you can paste bin as an anon, and drop the link here for prosperity. >>6498238 if i can ever get the effort off the ground, every story ever posted will be saved in a file, from every thread we have archived, we i believe are only missing 2, and no one will be safe from it, no exceptions. we wont be looking at pastebins, only at in thread stories, if an author made changes and corrections to what was in thread, they tell us and give us a copy, and it will be added, as a "story name here - chapter here - pastebin version" and its not just saving the storys from authors, its also saving stories from pastebin, as one of mine got deleted 6 times before it finally stayed. >>6498463 untill that one story you want to read again never got posted to their pastebins, gets lost in the sea of air archives, or god forbid an author is on the rag that day and they are ragging on a shineing level and nuke their pastebins. the first notable one to do it was AnonAlighieri, others nuked their bins, and some nuke stories off their bins because they think they are bad. i want to make sure, for better or worse, every story, every thing of note, stays in circulation.

10 hours later 6498601 Anonymous
>>6498563 >noteable >AnonAlighieri Choose one

10 hours later 6498671 Anonymous
>>6498563 Why not just save all the threads and upload them like we have been doing already?

11 hours later 6498816 Anonymous
>>6498563 >every thing of note and YOU will be the one to decide what is and what is not of note?

11 hours later 6498913 SOS
>>6498563 Frankly I think the ongoing thread archival process is good enough. if you want to go the extra mile someone could always compile stories from THAT, which IIRC is what someone is doing for Sherm's.

11 hours later 6498957 Anonymous
>>6498309 >the sheer force of my your has reached 650mph >my your wut?

11 hours later 6498976 Tvox
>>6498957 edited from an old copypasta, had to change perspectives.

11 hours later 6499036 Equestrian Breaker (TartarusPony.png 900x1200 1023kB)
>>6498205 I'm afraid you're dreaming one of RT_Pony's AiE's, anon. A Second Life. You must shoot your way through the demons of hell, find a portal to Tartarus, then shoot your way through Tartarus, get past Cerberus, and escape to Equestria. Best of luck with that.

11 hours later 6499055 Anonymous
>>6499036 Pic looks like a skyrim sprigg thing on fire.

11 hours later 6499093 Anonymous
>>6499055 or maybe a daedra ya daft cunt

11 hours later 6499102 Equestrian Breaker
>>6499093 Was gonna say... that's some srs obsidian and lava going on.

11 hours later 6499124 Bizzles
>>6498309 would cum buckets/10

11 hours later 6499164 Anonymous
>>6498671 that is good for a complete archive, but unless you get 4chanX to work offline, the archived threads are a bitch to go through for stories not to mention if you are looking for one story in particular, and not just re reading anything you come across the archives are damn near impossible to find anything you want unless you know exactly where it is. >>6498816 yes, every story posted. no mater how big or small. leaving out conversations, and possibly requests. what wont be saved are things like "remember what that one anon said about that one story at around thread 250?" what could be saved in files would be things line reviews, or the constructive critizisems that happen, and every link that ever gets posted that links to content of some kind. >>6498913 i was at one point going through his paste bin on google, but by the time i heard it was nuked, to many of the stories were already lost. i plan to do this for every story, anon, name, good, bad, comedy, feel, it doesnt matter to me. unless 4chanX gets an offline mode, the archive is unsuitable for casual browsing.

11 hours later 6499168 Anonymous (Bitchin rap.jpg 520x534 55kB)
>>6499139

11 hours later 6499240 Anonymous
Anyone gonna update?

11 hours later 6499382 SOS
>>6499240 As soon as I finish with this chapter. Dunno if that's gonna be tonight though. Hope so.

11 hours later 6499435 Anonymous
>>6499382 Paste?

11 hours later 6499523 SOS
>>6499435 http://pastebin.com/u/Cee-esS Chapter 3 is currently missing because that's what I'm working on atm. It's all prose btw, so you've been warned.

12 hours later 6500420 MisterElGuapo Rise from your grave (1335312763005.jpg 278x200 16kB)
So, I stopped writing back in August because I didn't really have time for it because of two jobs, an internship and a writing-heavy classload. I finished finals yesterday. Crap, outta excuses. Double chapter update of a new story incoming. The first chapter has been on my pastebin awhile, but I never posted it in thread.

12 hours later 6500461 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 1 - The Pro and the Job (mlfw3846-1332354537288957.png 740x906 352kB)
>>6500420 >Fluttershy lets out one last cry of passion as she climaxed on top of you, grinding into your crotch. >You sigh and sink back into the satin bedsheets, the yellow pegasus beside you panting and giggling as you crick your neck. >Certainly, a sign of a job well done. >You strip off your condom and tie off the end, dropping it into the wastebasket as you sit up. >”Oh wow, Anon…I don’t know why I waited for so long…” “You know what they say, Fluttershy. Customer satisfaction is priority number one.” >Fluttershy nods with a lusty grin as she turns and faces your back. >She draws circles in the bedsheets as you stand and begin pulling on your clothes. >Nothing fancy, a pair of slacks and a collared shirt. They still reek of bar smoke. >”You know, I’d be willing to double your price for another romp.” >You chuckle dryly as you pull on your shoes, sitting on the edge of the bed. >It gives the pegasus time to droop herself over your shoulders. “Sorry Fluttershy, but even my body has limits. I’m afraid anything more would not be up to my…standards.” >”Aww…” >You smile as you shuffle the pegasus off, standing and turning to face her. “Perhaps next time.” >You nod as you secure your belt, picking up the bits on the nightstand next to you for your customary fee. >Fluttershy looks down dejectedly, a twinge of nervousness creeping into her face. >”Anon…you won’t…talk about this…will you?” >You pause as you move towards towards the door. “Fluttershy…in a line of work like mine, the confidentiality of my clientele is everything.” 1/x

12 hours later 6500483 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 1 - The Pro and the Job
>>6500461 >The client. >There is an old human saying: It ain’t easy being a pimp. >Sometimes, it’s infinitely easier than being a gigolo. >You take a deep breath of the cold winter night’s air as you step outside Fluttershy’s humble home, the shadows and the light of the moon the only witnesses. >A red stallion grunts and stands up as you head down the road, walking beside you. >”Everythin’ turn out right ‘part?” “Just fine, Mac.” >You fish out your escort’s share out of your pocket, dropping it into his saddlebag. >“Ah don’ know why ya keep hiring me t’follow ya around. Ah know ya said ya’ needed it back in yer’ human world…” ”Old habits. Besides, better safe than sorry.” >”’part, if ah had t’ protect ya from Fluttershy, then ah’d eat mah sister’s hat.” >You chuckle as the two of you part ways, taking your respective paths to your respective homes. “Perhaps. See you tomorrow evening, Mac.” >”Shor’ thang, Anon.” >It isn’t long until you get home. >As you disrobe and bathe, your mind begins to wander. >The client seemed especially pleased tonight. >That’s good. When love is your commodity, you need to give the highest quality experience. Anything else would just be an insult. >Your eyes close as the sun begins to rise over the horizion, a small smile spread on your face. >A smile of a job well done. 2/x

12 hours later 6500503 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 1 - The Pro and the Job (1290330245324-big_mac.png 236x236 54kB)
>>6500483 >You sip your breakfast tea as you bask in the warm afternoon sun from your spot outside the café. >Your white turtleneck sweater tickles your five-o-clock shadow, the frizz of the warm wool caressing your skin. >A welcome-to-Equestria gift from Rarity. Such a generous mare. >Especially when it comes to your commission. >The mug of coffee sitting across from you steams quietly, waiting for its’ recipient to meet you for your customary breakfast. >Not that many folks eat breakfast at 4 p.m… >A smile spreads as Big Macintosh grunts and takes his seat across from you. “Good morning Mac. Sleep well?” >He just shakes his head and sips his coffee. “Nah. ‘sis got mad ‘for comin’ home so late last night.” “I apologize. I do ask a lot of you.” >”Nah, it was mah decision t’say yes. Ah’ can’t go with ya tonight, but there is a job ‘fer ya if ya want it.” >An unescorted commission? You don’t do those often, and they always made you a little nervous. “What is it?” >”Friend of mine. Says she’s got a friend who’s birthday is t’day…wants t’git her sumthin’ special.” “Birthday parties…” >”Ah know, but this is sumthin’ private. Jus’ you an’ the client. Mebbe a few friends.” >Well…better than being mobbed by a bunch of aroused mares trying to stuff bitnotes in your underwear. “Where is it?” >Mac slips you a folded note with a time and a P0nyville address written on it. >You play with the note in your fingers, mulling the prospect over in your head. “What do you know about the client?” >Mac shrugs. “Ah know she’s a unicorn, and ah’ve never met her.” >Hm… “…Alright. Tell your contact that’ll I’ll take the job for my standard birthday commission. 3/x

12 hours later 6500516 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 1 - The Pro and the Job
>>6500503 >Some professionals are not as choosy about the jobs they take. >In your mind, such professionals are hardly worthy of the term. >They often wind up dead, or some pimp’s broken down bitch. >You sip your tea as Mac chugs his coffee. >While a trustworthy and stalwart friend, the big country lump can be a real boor sometimes. >”Thanks anon. Lemme know if ya’ have any problems.” “I will Mac, but I think I’ll be fine on this one.” >Unicorns. They tend to be shut-ins, but real pistols once you get them to loosen up. >The horn in particular tends to be helpful with that. >You finish your tea and leave your payment, plus tip, on the center of the table as you stand. >Time to go home and get ready. >You have a commission to earn tonight. --------------- >You check yourself one last time as you approach the door. >Hair style nice…cologne… >You sniff your wrist. >Noticable but not overpowering. A crisp scent that reminds you of steel. >Should go well with the outfit you chose. >Royal guard. >Mares do love a stallion in uniform. >You got all the accessories. The chestplate, the Spartan-esque helmet. Even the spear you carried strapped to your back was authentic, and could actually be used in battle. >A client, after all, deserves the most authentic and highest quality experience. 4/x

12 hours later 6500532 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 1 - The Pro and the Job (tumblr_lkhmwo8Bzp1qhejp9o1_500.png 485x461 48kB)
>>6500516 >The home seems small and nondescript, even more so than one would expect in P0nyville. >The lights are dark… >Did you read the address right? >You reach into your pocket, fishing out the rumpled piece of paper wedged between your bit purse and your taser. >Straining your eyes, you hold the paper up under the street lamp, the flame flickering in the rising wind. >Supposed to rain tonight. >Well, hopefully it’ll wait for you to finish and get home. >Even with the tunic and pants, running in the guard armor tends to chafe, especially when it’s wet. >This is the address… >Pocketing the paper, you walk up to the warm wooden door. >Your fist hovers over it as you consider the situation. >Alone, windows dark, no signs of life. >Run, Anon. Run now. >That’s what your instinct, honed by years of plying your trade in hostile human cities, on countless corners and hotel lobbies, is telling you. >You pause. >This is Equestria. >These are ponies. Kind and gentle creatures. >Surprisingly lewd, but kind and gentle all the same. >Red had raised a valid point…all the nights you paid him to accompany you as protection, you have never really needed him. >And if this was different? >That’s why you carried the taser. 5/x

12 hours later 6500555 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 1 - The Pro and the Job (173477__UNOPT__minuette_colgate.png 613x700 114kB)
>>6500532 >Besides, Mac said your customary fee was paid in advance. >And, there was one cardinal rule you followed above all else. >A professional never leaves a client unsatisfied. >You knock. >… >Nothing. >You knock again. >You hear a thump from inside, followed by a few grumbles as a light inside goes on. >You step back and take a deep breath as the door begins to creak open, preparing your best authoritative voice. >Showtime, Anon. >The mare that opens the door is the textbook definition of blue. Blue coat, with a two-tone blue mane accented by a hourglass cutie mark. >The mane kind of reminds you of toothpaste…but you quickly dismiss the notion. >It is unprofessional to think such rude thoughts of a client. >”mmmph….sorry, I was asleep. Is there a problem, officer?” >You don’t often get clients that play along. “Yes ma’am. Are you the one named Minuette?” >”Y-Yes, but my friends call me Colgate…is something wrong?” >You nod sternly. “May I come in?” >Colgate gives her silent acquiescence by stepping aside, allowing you to enter her humble home as she shuts the door behind you. >Wow, what a mess. >Notebooks and papers of various sizes lie strewn about the main room, making the whole place resemble Twilight’s home following a tornado. >Colgate walks past you into the sitting area in front of the cold fireplace, levitating a log into it as she lights it. “Now, is there something I can do for you officer? It’s very late…” >Time to do what you do best. 6/x

12 hours later 6500590 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 1 - The Pro and the Job (b3719414a9f162d2ce8762794a6f6fc1.jpg 701x800 84kB)
>>6500555 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmYMkl1Grzc >You set the spear aside while her back is turned. “Yes ma’am, you have been accused of a most heinous crime.” >Colgate spins and stares at you with wide, steel-blue eyes of shock. >”W-What? What kind of crime?” “The most heinous one a birthday mare can commit.” >Her jaw drops along with your chestplate and helmet. >You saunter up to her, strutting slowly as you tug at the edges of your tunic, the fabric parting from the skin under your practiced hand. >Colgate remains frozen in place as the shirt drops behind you. You dance out of your boots as the distance between you and her grow ever smaller. >A quick opportunistic flick of your hand kills the electric lights, leaving you and her to only be illuminated by the gentle flames of the newborn fire. >Finally, you fall to one knee as Colgate takes a step backwards, backing into a bookshelf. She jumps a little with a squeak as various papers and journals fall around the two of you. >She freezes as you trace your fingers up her front leg, coming across her shoulder. Your skin brushes tantalizingly across the soft coat of her neck as they gingerly cup her cheek. >Your face draws closer as her eyes remain locked on yours as your lips inch towards hers. “You’re spending your birthday without someone to keep you warm…and I am here to see justice is done…” >You can feel her shiver in your hands as your fingers trace up the edges of her face, drawing out a shudder as you grace the back of her horn with your attentions. >Her quivering breaths splash against your face as her eyes stare at you in fear, along with the thrill of the momen… >Wait, red flag. >That’s just fear. >You pause just as your lip touches hers ever so slightly. >Her panicked scream is enough to wake the dead. 7/7

12 hours later 6500618 MisterElGuapo (46-oh-my-god-what-the-fuck.jpg 576x432 31kB)
>>6500461 >>6500483 >>6500503 >>6500516 >>6500532 >>6500555 >>6500590 That's Chapter 1. Gonna gather a few more images before posting Chapter 2. Pastebin is at http://pastebin.com/UCmE0g8k Thoughts, feedback, etc?

13 hours later 6500723 lovelymuffins
>>6500618 Interesting start, could see where you were taking it. ending blind sighted me, I'm interesting. More as always.

13 hours later 6500815 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 2 - One Odd Night (FANMADE_Colgate_by_s7alter04.png 777x1089 103kB)
Continued from http://pastebin.com/UCmE0g8k ------------- >You are Anonymous. >You are a professional, in every sense of the word. >And, somewhere along the line tonight... >You have fucked up. >Hoo boy, have you fucked up royal. >The blue mare glares at you, using unicorn magic to hold your prop spear up to your neck, teeth grinding in righteous fury from behind flushed cheeks. "Please, madam...I think there has been a mistake..." >"Oh, you better bucking BELIEVE it!" >If you could just reach your taser... >"HOOVES WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!" >Shit... >You raise your hands in compliance, unable to even swallow the knot in your throat for risk that she'll stick you like a holiday ham. >"So, what's this? Think that because you're royal guard you can just barge in and have your way with me? Are you some kind of primate rapi-" "WHAT? No!" >Colgate blinks and flinches at your outburst as you sit up. "Madam, I am not some base criminal! My name is Anonymous...and I am a gigolo. I was hired on your behalf, however I NEVER expected you to not be aware of my arrival..." >Colgate lowers the spear further, her snout wrinkling in confusion. "Giga-what?" "Gigolo. I am a...stallion for hire, as it were. Clients pay me for my service and affections...normally of a sexual nature." >"Wait, ponies actually pay you to break into their homes and molest them?" "Well, I wouldn't be so crude...I am a companion. I am paid to make ponies happy, even if just for a few hours." 1/x

13 hours later 6500854 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 2 - One Odd Night (colgate_vector_by_derpers_gonna_derp-d4xodxc.png 900x764 147kB)
>>6500815 >"And...somepony hired you to...provide that service to me?" >You nod as you stand, Colgate setting the spear aside. "Yes. Being hired through an intermediary is common on birthdays, especially for first time clients." >Colgate snorts as her lids lower in annoyance. "Berry Punch I'll bet. Always thought I was a bit stuck up..." "I see...well, I apologize for the...shock. I'll just be going..." > As you turn to leave, the blue mare's voice rises in protest, causing you to pause. >"Wait." "Yes?" >"I'll make you a deal. If you stay and talk to me about yourself, I won't call the cops." >Is this mare serious? >You've been paid for conversation before, usually as a lead up to more amorous activities. >But, an interview? About you? >That’s crazy! What kind of whack job… >Then again, she did say it was that or she calls the –real- Royal Guard… >Hmm…get arrested as a pervert…or run the risk of waking up dismembered in a duffel bag with two missing kidneys and only half your liver. >Choices… 2/x

13 hours later 6500880 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 2 - One Odd Night (tumblr_m55eshwuEH1rx78iqo1_500.png 500x656 98kB)
>>6500854 "...Agreed." >Colgate claps her hooves together in excitement, almost startling you with the speed of her mood swing. >"Excellent! Please, have a seat! Make yourself comfortable! I'll put a pot on for tea right quick..." >The unicorn titters and hums happily, trotting off into the kitchen as you take a seat on the worn sofa, grabbing your shirt and slipping it on. >It's not too late to run. >Just make a break for it. Screw the commission, get out... >But she said it's this or she calls the guard... >It's certainly difficult to make a living behind bars for molestation... >That and you sell yourself for bits, not cigarettes. >Before you can settle on a course of action, Colgate returns with a pair of steaming china cups filled with a fragrant beige liquid. >”How do you take it?” “Oh…two sugars, please.” >You curse your indecisiveness as Colgate sits across from you, adding two sugars to one of the cups and sliding it to you. >Well…at least your indecisiveness kept you out of a guard cell. >You pick up the tea and stir it with a practiced hand, the spoon clinking gingerly against the sides of the cup as Colgate prepares her own. >Splash of milk? Hmm… >Different strokes, you suppose. “So…an interview? What would you like to know?” >The multi-toned blue unicorn cocks her head as she stirs her tea, like you just asked her what that stuff you were breathing was. >”Like to know? Everything!” “…Everything?” >”Everything!” >… >You wonder if it’s too late to go to the stocks. 3/x

13 hours later 6500895 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 2 - One Odd Night (154973bef40dbb0533373e7019a7c5a6.jpg 888x777 391kB)
>>6500880 >With a ragged sigh, you sip your tea. >… >Huh. >At least Miss Colgate can make a decent cuppa. “….Everything. Right…If I may, Miss Minuette, I’d lik-“ >”Colgate.” “Colgate?” >”Colgate.” “…Right, well, Miss Colgate…I’d like to ask a liberty as part of our new contract.” >She eyes you suspiciously. >”I…suppose…what is it?” “If I may, I’d like to avoid discussion of my childhood.” >You frown and look down at your folded hands. >”Your childhood?” “It is of a…personal nature.” >”Oh…well, I suppose that’s fine.” >You blink and look back up as Colgate sets out a voice recorder, the little orange light indicating it was on and running as she pulls out a notepad, a quill hovering in a light blue field of magic as she sits, devoting to you her full attentions. >”In that case, where would you like to start?” “Well…I suppose you’re interested in my career choice…I admit, it is not an average one, but it is something I have been doing since I was a teenager, long before I came to Equestria…” 4/x

13 hours later 6500915 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 2 - One Odd Night (mlp-colgate-clop-5561_preview.gif 256x256 15kB)
>>6500895 >You and her talk for hours. >For her part, Colgate seems very interested in just about every detail of what you have to say. >Always with a question, a question on top of a question. >A question on top of a question, on top of another question, rolled up in yet one more question, all served with a side of a question asked fifteen minutes prior. >It’s a bit mind-boggling. >For some reason, the scrutiny into your life is not as intrusive as you imagined it would be. >The two of you share a chuckle as you finish recounting one embarrassing situation that ended with you learning the differences between male and female griffons. >”Oh Celestia,” Colgate manages between snorts. “Even I know the beak is a dead giveaway!” >You laugh. “Yes! I’m lucky he only punched me! If he clawed me, it might have left a scar!” >She snorts again. “I can see why that would be a problem.” >That snort reminds you of one of your more infrequent clients, a rather bookish librarian. >As the two of you share a final chuckle, a thought crosses your mind. “Miss Colgate?” >”Yes, Anon?” “I was curious…you were certainly in your rights to call the guard on me…why did you ask me for an interview? Are you some kind of journalist?” >”Me? A journalist? Oh no, I have never been –that- desparate…” >Reassuring to know. >”No…I’m a writer of books…or at least, I –want- to be. I mean, my day job helps me pay the bills, but I really want to write books.” 5/x

13 hours later 6500940 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 2 - One Odd Night (colgate_by_birthofthepheonix-d50wlyc.jpg 984x812 65kB)
>>6500915 “Oh? And how does this interview fit into it?” >She blinks for a moment, apparently confused. >”…Oh! Yes! Sorry…I kind of stopped thinking of it as an interview for a moment.” >She giggles dismissively. >You smile a little. You briefly had the same notion, like talking with a good friend, one genuinely interested in what you were saying, rather as a way to get her motor running. >”Well…I thought it would help my writing. By getting to know a wide variety of p0nies, I can create more realistic and interesting characters. “Ah, makes sense…” >You check your watch. >Oh wow, how long have you two been talking? >Putting on a genuine smile, you stand as Colgate looks on a little confused. “It has been a pleasure, Miss Colgate, but sunrise is in thirty minutes. To protect my client’s identity, it is my practice to return home before sunrise and p0nies see me leaving my client’s homes.” >”Oh…” Colgate stands and walks with you as you gather your things and head for the door. “I suppose that makes sense.” >You smile. “Well, Miss Colgate, as far as clients go, this is the most pleasurable night I have had in a long time. Of course, should you require my services again, you can contact me.” >She flushes a little. >”Yes, well…I doubt I’ll be asking you for your usual service anytime soon, but…how much to just sit and talk?” “Hmm…throw in a cup or two of that tea, and I may be able to work in a discount.” >She smiles earnestly. >”I will keep that in mind.” “Yes…Good night, Colgate.” >”Good morning, Anon.” >With that, she closes the door with a soft click. >You turn and jog home. 6/6

13 hours later 6500990 MisterElGuapo The Professional, Chapter 2 - One Odd Night (3eef6c25b8ab543c56bac287d6194559.png 823x978 234kB)
>>6500815 >>6500854 >>6500880 >>6500895 >>6500915 >>6500940 And that's Chapter 2. Pastebinned. Thoughts etc? I hope to do a lot more writing during the winter break before I ramp back up for my final semester of university.

13 hours later 6501015 MisterElGuapo (02-wut.png 341x324 162kB)
>>6500990 Oh yeah, doubt I'm on the active writer list anymore. http://pastebin.com/u/MisterElGuapo

13 hours later 6501030 Anonymous
>>6500990 That was beautiful man, I really enjoyed it.

13 hours later 6501201 thatdrawfag
>>6500990 Great stuff, can't wait for more. Great to see you back, too. Una Nota Dolce is probably one of my favorite AiE stories.

13 hours later 6501263 Equestrian Breaker (DerpyComp.jpg 500x500 70kB)
>>6500990 That was surprisingly good. I'll probably have to skim over the fun-times in future posts, but it's a concept done well. I'd be interested in seeing where this goes. With such personal interaction, it's got plenty of opportunity for both shenanigans and well defined characters.

13 hours later 6501273 Anonymous (manlytears.jpg 194x260 7kB)
>>6500990 >misterElguapo >mfw

13 hours later 6501288 Anonymous
>>6500990 So far, I like it. Not enough Colgate stories. And welcome back, man. I missed you. No homo. Ok, homo. Up the butt. One more spoiler, why not.

13 hours later 6501357 Equestrian Breaker http://pastebin.com/u/EquestrianBreaker (PonyLeaders.png 800x958 1083kB)
Here's a little something I cooked up partly for my story, partly for fun. It's a Hearth's Warming song. Wendigo, Wendigo, When Wendigo Come down from Foal Mountain And carry the snow Wendigo, Wendigo, When Wendigo Come down from Foal Mountain Let your Friendship show The Winter's white winds hold an icy cold stare The Wendigo watches as bold blizzards blare Feeding off stallion's and mare's avarice Hatred and sorrow their sugar and spice Wendigo, Wendigo, When Wendigo Come down from Foal Mountain And winds of hate blow Wendigo, Wendigo, When Wendigo Come down from Foal Mountain Let your Friendship show One day to Foal Mountain the Wendigo came The bickering of ponies was solely to blame The Wendigo whinnied, their white winter spread And down from Foal Mountain the ponies all fled The cold could not be kempt by Unicorns sly Nor pushed far away by the proud Pegasi The Earth Ponies planted but found nothing grew The tribes split apart in search of lands anew Wendigo, Wendigo, When Wendigo Come down from Foal Mountain And great gales bellow Wendigo, Wendigo, When Wendigo Come down from Foal Mountain Let your Friendship show Each tribe found a land to claim as all their own But found that the others fought for the same throne They battled each other and let their hate flow And caught the attention of the Wendigo The winter then harrowed with hail and with sleet The tribe's three great leaders froze in their conceit But peasants beneath them held to Friendship's glow And with it then banished the cruel Wendigo Wendigo, Wendigo, When Wendigo Come down from Foal Mountain This story you'll know Wendigo, Wendigo, When Wendigo Come down from Foal Mountain Let your Friendship show

13 hours later 6501493 Anonymous
>>6500990 Intriguing sorta story, I'm liking your choice in characters so far, you don't see them as often as some others. Wouldn't be at all opposed to moar. >desparate only spelling error I happened to catch

14 hours later 6501626 Anonymous (1350864622982.png 800x500 221kB)
>>6501357

15 hours later 6502438 Anonymous
Story idea: Anon finds out that Scootaloo is an orphan. So he begins to train her into becoming batman. And by training he gets drunk and savagely beats her while in Joker makeup screaming "Your Parents Are Dead!".

15 hours later 6502464 Anonymous
>>6502438 no. just. no.

15 hours later 6502475 Anonymous
>>6502438 >Anon finds out that Scootaloo is an orphan. So he begins to train her into becoming batman. That sounds good.

15 hours later 6502596 Scarecrow
>>6502438 >And by training he gets drunk and savagely beats her while in Joker makeup screaming "Your Parents Are Dead!". This sounds better

15 hours later 6502673 Anonymous
>>6502596 No, The first part only.

15 hours later 6502931 Anonymous
>>6502438 Alternatively, Anon is a short fat ugly dude so he puts on his top hat and monocle and says "Your parents are dead, wa wa waaa!" and then hits her with an umbrella.

15 hours later 6502963 Anonymous (curses.jpg 199x253 11kB)
>>6502931 That's not funny.

15 hours later 6503117 Scarecrow (3746412_std.jpg 300x208 8kB)
>>6502963 M-maybe Anon dresses in a burlap mask, and feeds her some heavy psychedelics, screaming "What are you, Scootaloo? Chicken?" and "You joined the CMC because you were scared of dying alone. You try for an impossible Cutie Mark because you're scared you won't leave behind anything important. You refuse to accept the obvious choice of your talent because you're scared of dying... need I go on?" and "You know how orphans act when they realise they are going to be nothing? They scream and they cry, much as you're doing now."

16 hours later 6503182 Anonymous (Flutterbane.jpg 274x184 10kB)
>>6503117 And then Fluttershy comes and breaks her back.

16 hours later 6503399 lovelymuffins small story? Didn't proof read shit. (1347874746858.gif 1128x960 56kB)
Day “TWILIGHT OPEN YOUR DAMN DOOR” in Equestria. >In a frenzy panic you beat Twilight's door till she opens it. >”What is it Anonymous?! Whats wrong?!” “I-I need a friend right now Twilight, please... someone to talk to.” >Twilight looks at you, then past you, then back at you. >”Anonymous its late... I'm about to go to bed.” “Please... Just a small bit of your time.” >She looks at you before sighing walking away from the door. >Following her inside you close the door and sit down across the table from her. >”So what is it?” She says annoyed “I-its fluttershy” >”Oh boy... what fetish attempt this time?” “I...it wasn't one” >She stares at you dumbfounded. “I gave in, I was getting pet food for my puppy” >”The one where she asked if pets were your fetish?” “Yes that one, love that little guy... but anyway Fluttershy is the only one who sells the dog food I feed him, when I got there Fluttershy was crying. I listened to her about how shes tired of trying. She just wants someone to take her. I thought it was some ploy to get to me. Naturally I said no. she started balling more.” >Twilights leaning in now “She started talking and it reminded me of myself back in my world, how I would always talk down to myself this and that. I felt sorry for her. So I caved...” >”Y...you and Fluttershy” “Yes...” >”... I don't see whats so bad about it... I mean thats great for you guys isn't it.” “Twilight middle of the act she just starts shitting on me!” >Twilight backs up “Is that what that smell is?!” “....yes” >Today was a disgusting day

16 hours later 6503440 Anonymous
>>6500618 Sounds potentially lulzy. I too would like to see moar of this.

16 hours later 6503536 Anonymous
>>6503399 No wonder she was desperate for someone to fuck her.

16 hours later 6503634 Anonymous
>>6502438 >>6502931 >>6503117 >>6503182 Maybe Anon can convince the entire town to be batman villains to mess with her. Anon=Penguin Fluttershy=Bane Pinkie=Joker Applejack=Killer Croc Rarity=Poison Ivy Twilight=Riddler Rainbow Dash=Superman Derpy=Spiderman

16 hours later 6503648 Scarecrow I need sleep... (scarecrow-not-scary.jpg 286x411 60kB)
>Day "You should have seen this coming" in Equestria >You sit in your easy chair, reading your best comics. >There was a knock at the door. >You open to find what looked like Fluttershy, dressed in a burlap mask and a deep blue suit with a red tie. >She immediately blasts you with some sort of chemical, and your vision twists into unnatural horrors. >As Fluttershy approaches you, you back away in fear, her mask scaring you even more. >'Anon! Is fear your fetish?!' She growls. 'No!' >'Is shitting yourself your fetish?!' 'No.' >'Hallucinations?' 'Nope.' >'Scarecrows?' 'Nah.' >'Burlap?' 'Already said no to scarecrows.' >'Oh...' >Immediately the visions cease, and Fluttershy turns for the door. >'Okay Anon. I'll try again tomorrow.' >She removes her mask, and walks away, only for you to tackle you. >'ANON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!' 'Lawyers.' >'Oh.....' >Today was an Didn't see that, did'ja? kind of day.

16 hours later 6503704 Anonymous (Derpy_Hooves_Motivator.jpg 750x574 204kB)
>>6503634 >Derpy=Spiderman >"With great power comes great muffins!" she said cheerfully. >Then she fell off the wall with a thud. >"I just don't know what went wrong!" >It was a Marvel Comics kind of day.

16 hours later 6503747 Anonymous
>>6503634 normally Id say Rarity would be catwoman but she could pull off the Poison Ivy personality too

16 hours later 6503765 Anonymous
>>6503648 Isn't he a psychologist?

16 hours later 6503776 Scarecrow
>>6503765 Y-yes, but this was an inside joke from Skype. Her suit looks like Phoenix Wright.

17 hours later 6503852 Anonymous (1350973349878.gif 342x301 192kB)
>Mfw ToTT by Gadget will never hit part 15 because Gadget doesn't want to work on his most well recieved and longest running series

17 hours later 6503870 Anonymous
>>6503704 Anon has a useless superpower and tries to be a dark and angsty anti hero. Derpy is his sidekick.

17 hours later 6503876 Anonymous
>>6503852 Maybe he's just getting sick of it? It has been like... half a year or so since he started it. I would have gotten bored of writing it after a week.

17 hours later 6503892 Anonymous
>>6503870 Magic doesn't affect him? Like at all, he can't be healed by magic or get a magic-job by a unicorn. Truly a horrible existence in a world where everything has some sort of magic.

17 hours later 6503904 Gadget (1354170942362 (1).png 700x700 123kB)
>>6503852 Shit, caught me just before I was going to sleep. Don't worry, TotT isn't going to end any time soon. If you guys would like, I can push out an update for it before I do my Christmas thing. How does that sound?

17 hours later 6503906 Anonymous
>>6503892 I was thinking more like, talk to fruit or summon butterflies.

17 hours later 6503928 Anonymous
>>6503906 Applejack and fluttershy would give up anything to have anons powers.

17 hours later 6503951 Anonymous
>>6503904 Yessssss

17 hours later 6503974 Anonymous
>>6503870 >useless superpower Go to Google. Search for "useless superpower" at 4-ch.net You have LOTS of choices. Be sure and pick a funny one.

17 hours later 6504364 Anonymous
>>6503904 Fuck yes!

18 hours later 6504928 RPBN
>>6503974 Hmm, I might give this a try. The Adventures of Anonymous and his sidekick The Iron Plot.

18 hours later 6505043 MisterElGuapo I couldn't sleep. (1331078770087.png 1000x1090 113kB)
>Be a day in Equestria >Fuck you, Day. >You didn't get any sleep last night >Fucking Luna, going into your dreams and trying to seduce you. >You turn on your magic computer fueled by friendship. >And the ground bones of squirrel orphans >But mostly friendship. >You decide to bump the thread with a nonsensical short story. >Fluttershy then opens your window and busts in >She goes hunting for the mystical trouser snake >Home security is always a wise investment

19 hours later 6505113 PonyGone
>>6500990 Feeling the LOVE

19 hours later 6505305 Lulzies (night_by_crenair-d5n7csq.png 400x555 209kB)
>>6485955 >>6488165 i no u liek >>6492142 >>6492329 I- I- Cripple ponies and I go a long way, considering it. >>6494771 HUE >>6494693 HUE >>6494650 HUE

19 hours later 6505638 >ropephone (Dat stache.jpg 400x225 22kB)
>>6503904

19 hours later 6505793 Shukaku20
>"Wait, please, I will explain everything, just let me set this down." He says, raising the bundle. "Fine, but be quick." >Setting the bundle in the small building, he sits. >"My name is Discord, God of Chaos, and I need to die." More To Act a God >You quirk an eyebrow, unseen to him. "Thats an unusual thing to hear. Perhaps you should start from the begining." >He looks up, not in any particular direction and sighs. >"Like I said, my name is Discord, and I am the God of Chaos." >"I love seeing things go wrong, chaos in any form realy, but that has changed." >"Not long ago, I was re-imprisoned as a statue, and at thet time, I accidently released a stray burst of energy." >"This energy led to a pony becoming impregnated with what became my daughter." "And this is a problem, Why?" >"The world is only capable of dealing with one chaos god at a time, and with the birth of my daughter, he combined chaos is becoming rampant." >Relaxing your bow, you set it away and drop from the tree. "For now, I'm going to trust you, but I need to confirm your story." >He turns to look at you, and his jaw drops, quite literaly. >After picking up his jaw and setting it back in place he asks "How did you get here?" "Hmnnn?" >"You're a human, aren't you? Theres no way you should be here then, your kind is a magical lighning rod." "What are you talking about?" >"To get one of your kind from your world to this one, it would take ludicrus amounts of magical energy to counteract your species natural ability to absorb and dissapate magic." >You nod, and step towards the shrine. "I'm sure, now I would guess the bundle is your daughter, right?" >"Yes, and well, once you kill me, could you take care of her?"

19 hours later 6505808 Shukaku20
>>6505793 >Picking up the bundle, you gently open it, revealing a face similar to his, but more sleek and with a small crop of snow white hair on it. "And why can't you have her mother take care of her?" >One of his hands, an eagle talon grabs your chin ant turns you to him. >"Look, if I left her in the hooves of the ponies, they wouldn't hesitate to get rid of her." >"I know it isn't something easy to ask, but I have to, as a father." >"Will you take care of and raise my daughter?" >Despite his ammusing apearance, the look on his face is one of stone cold seriousness, and you nod. "I promise I will rase her as if she was one of my own." >He holds out his claw, and you take it in a firm handshake. >"Now, after you kill me, you will have my powers for a short time, for how long, I don't know." >"During that time I want you to get everything you could need to raise her. Just focus and it will appear." >As you draw your knife, out of the corner of your eye you can see Celestia at the edge and Pinkie and the other 5 entering. >Celestia's eyes meet yours, before you turn to Discord. >As you plunge your knife into his chest, a tear slips down his face and onto his daughter. >"Goodbye, Eris." >His body crumples into a lifeless heap before dissapating like dust. >You can just make out expressions on the faces of the ponys in the distance, and you turn to home, vanishing from their sight.

19 hours later 6505813 Shukaku20
>>6505808 >"Are you alright Princess?" Twilight asks, back out of the barrier. >Celestia stares out at the spot where this thing, Anonymous vanished. >"I can't believe he's gone. Discord, he just..." >Pinkies mane is flat, and she is muttering to herself. >"Pinkie, Why? Why would Anonymous do that?" Celestia asks, staring at her. >She gets no response, as Pinkie starts running into the woods. >Applejack and Rainbow Dash turn to go after her but Twilight stops them. >"Just let her go. Anonymous was a friend of hers, he saved her life. She's just trying to find answers." >"Ah know, but, it ain't right jus' lettin her go like that, she could get hurt or worse." >"All we can do is hope for the best." Twilight says, and they all stare out at where they saw Anonymous kill Discord.

19 hours later 6505826 Shukaku20
>>6505813 >Anon Personal Journal-Day 170: New Daughter >Eris, as Discord named her is a rather sweet young thing. >With Discords powers I upgraded the house to something usable during winter as well as created a number of non-perishable food supplies for the winter. >A pair of jackets and some other assorted goods were the final things I could conjure before the power vanished. >Sari is suspicious of Eris, but so far she seems willing to trust my judgement. >The pups are as playful as ever, and I need to think up names for them, since they will be sharing the house during the winter. >Getting Sari to feed Eris has proven, difficult, but a little scraching behind the ears and a lot of belly rubbing and she finaly consented. >Judging by her teeth, Eris is an omnivore like me, but in this world, you never know. >I hope the ponys can forgive me for killing Discord, I know it will be hard for me to.

19 hours later 6505853 Shukaku20
>>6505793 >>6505808 >>6505813 >>6505826 And there it is. More may come later today or tomorrow, I do not know

20 hours later 6506297 Anonymous
>>6505305 Wait now, you're thinking of doing a longer version of what Gator did?

20 hours later 6506391 Denvernon (fags.png 335x378 95kB)
morning

20 hours later 6506495 Anonymous
>>6505853 The story just got significantly more interesting, and I love you for it.

20 hours later 6506532 An Irish Nomad (1355092282797.gif 263x113 1358kB)
>Mfw Anon is trying to explain to Pinkie Pie that it's an "Estus" flask, not an "Estrus Flask" This is a fun update. Anyway, reporting in

21 hours later 6506902 Lulzies
>>6506297 Perhaps.

21 hours later 6506966 Anonymous
>>6501357 There isn't enough folk songs in this fandom You know Effloresce Cave by Scarlet Battalions?

21 hours later 6506978 Anonymous
>>6505853 So when's he gonna fix ponyville?

21 hours later 6507029 Anonymous
>>6484457 Who are you?

21 hours later 6507065 Anonymous
>>6492019 Laughed heartily.

21 hours later 6507151 Anonymous
>>6498309 Nice copypasta.

21 hours later 6507313 Brew
>>6506532 It's sad, when I first started playing recently, I first read that as 'Estrus' and was like "wut?" Since then, been wondering if you'd make a joke about it or something. >>6505853 Little odd, but okay. Honestly can't think of a proper comment... But I'm still interested and reading so keep it up. >>6503399 I'm... not sure I have a proper reaction for this >>6500990 I liked it, and will probably be reading along as you update. Either way it's nice to see more background pones getting some LOVE

22 hours later 6507916 Anonymous
>>6507313 This thread's dead. Got any unconventional magic?

22 hours later 6508043 Brew
>>6507916 You actually want more of that? Ugh... well, I've been making some progress. Part of chapter 16 is on my pastebin. There's something new I'd like to get going but I'll focus on this chapter first I suppose. And I'd rather finish it before posting any of it in the thread. Anyway, I beat FarCry 3 last night and my controller broke so I won't be able to play Dark Souls until I get a new one, so... yeah I think it's a sign.

22 hours later 6508156 LordKickAss (598587_4575403815700_841371705_n.jpg 480x432 34kB)
>>6508043 I find it interesting that there is so much Dark Souls in this topic. Offtopic, I tried to write an AiE story, but it sucked. So I made a dark souls anti-backstabbery guide. Over 1000 views. I think I'll stick to lurking for now. proof for the unbelieving: http://pastebin.com/u/PHoToS999

22 hours later 6508281 Denvernon (1336894452536.jpg 989x742 494kB)
Disscuss http://mlpg4merch.tumblr.com/post/37787722234/season-3-4-rumors-merch-will-be-affected I know everyone else has lost it, but I want to know what you fags think

22 hours later 6508357 Anonymous
>>6508281 Fake as fuck /thread

22 hours later 6508360 Tvox (Tactical Nope.gif 480x270 2179kB)
>>6508281 >http://mlpg4merch.tumblr.com/post/37787722234/season-3-4-rumors-merch-will-be-affected FUCK EVERYTHING

22 hours later 6508466 Denvernon (1331711295032.gif 267x200 2052kB)
>>6508357 by god I hope you're right.

22 hours later 6508521 Anonymous Twifag
Please give me some sweet Twilightxanon

23 hours later 6508586 Vhatug (31074__safe_rainbow-dash_human_paint_artit-yulynh.jpg 886x599 310kB)
>>6508281 Fake, without a doubt. Largely speaking on Alicorn sparkle. The only thing they keep pointing to is that one image of her with wings. It's a very generic vector that could have easily been doctored. I think Hasbro has been doing this long enough to realize this is a crap idea, and the fandom on the whole hates the idea. Some will respond to that with "it's a show for girls, not adult men", but the fact is, those men are large part of the reason that FiM has become a significant source of income for them. Hasbro is still a company, and it still comes down to money, and they'll try not to do something that creates literal waves of negativity. And there's been cries of how horrid actually making her one in show would be since before season 3 started.

23 hours later 6508606 Anonymous
>>6508281 Twilight Alicorn will kill Hasbro's revenue. It's truly a terrible idea that will make many people quit watching mlp.

23 hours later 6508622 ElectricJetDonkey
>>6508586 Hey, Hey you. write again plz

23 hours later 6508673 Brew
>>6508281 Not surprising because it's all stuff I already expected. I can kinda see how they could have Alicorn Twilight make sense, and I could even very easily fit it into my story if I wanted to, but it's still stupid. Honestly, I think removing Derpy completely is even worse because they're doing it for the wrong reasons. >>6508586 I agree, but considering how the season has gone so far I can still see that actually happening with Twilight. If it does turn out to be true though, I will thoroughly enjoy laughing at their plans when they hilariously backfire.

23 hours later 6508726 Denvernon
>>6508586 Have I ever told you how much I love you?

23 hours later 6508806 Anonymous
>>6508586 Why don't you write up some one shots, we miss your stories.

23 hours later 6508812 Anonymous (295206_250511905069221_457104847_n.jpg 320x314 5kB)
>>6508521

23 hours later 6508857 Anonymous
>>6508812 look up Aanon's paste

23 hours later 6508870 Anonymous
>>6508812 Okay, then someone do a story where Anon is stalking Twilight and it really creeps her out, but all of her friends think it's romantic and tries to set them up.

23 hours later 6508973 Denvernon (1348625875166.jpg 462x474 25kB)
>>6508870 No

23 hours later 6509040 TechyConversant (Chrysalis.png 900x833 325kB)
Just Like You Chapter 6 is now up, for all those interested. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/67084/just-like-you

23 hours later 6509045 Anonymous
>>6508973 How about a story where everyone takes turns raping Twilight because Anon says it's a Christmas tradition on Earth.

23 hours later 6509065 Anonymous
>>6492215 I hope he doesn't keep us waiting for much longer, 'cause AlaskaAnon is one hell of a story

23 hours later 6509081 Anonymous
>>6509045 This should happen.

23 hours later 6509142 Vhatug (111617__UNOPT__safe_twilight-sparkle_rainbow-dash_pinkie-pie_fluttershy_rarity_applejack_alicorn_elements-of-harmony_space_gods.jpg 1600x1164 293kB)
>>6508673 Honestly, if I was an exec, I'd probably handle derpy by cutting her to only appear now and then. Not because I hate her, but because of a fucking shit storm because it's apparently not okay to have female character who are or seem stupid. Pleasing the male fandom, and the moms of the little girl audience are at odds there, so it seems the best compromise. Pah, the season isn't bad, it's just different. You know the reason it's 13 episodes is because a lot of old staff left and new guys came in, so they cut it down to make the transition easier. And that's the reason for the changes, lots of new people, and the old ones working with the new. But they do at least watch the fandom, and there's no way they don't realize how turning Twilight "approaching Mary sue already" Sparkle into an alicorn would go over. The little girl side might like it "because I can be a princess too!" (ignoring Shining means she's already royalty), but they won't do it at the cost of the other half of the viewer base and the storm it'd kick up. Or they might do something like the Crystal empire where they momentarily all became butt stallion (remember the scare that that would happen and be permanent based on pre-episode art and toys?). She ascends for just a moment to topple some big baddy, whoops him, is hailed as a hero, the elements go back to being normal with nobody recognizing them like it never happened. Like always. >>6508726 I LOVE you too.

23 hours later 6509226 Anonymous (1347320064372.png 338x400 54kB)
>>6508521 Sorry, my folder is empty

23 hours later 6509287 Anonymous (Book_Chute.jpg 800x600 198kB)
>>6509045 >>6509081 *sniff* *sniff* I smell...~SAAAMEFAAAAAAAG!~

23 hours later 6509317 Anonymous (1350669229070.jpg 500x375 44kB)
>>6508521 But I wantt some!

23 hours later 6509345 Anonymous
>>6509287 Anon has a set of five clones he calls "the samefags" he uses them to fuck with Twilight.

23 hours later 6509469 Anonymous
>>6509345 Are they the Elements of Samefaggotry? (and can some drawfriend draw this for us?)

23 hours later 6509479 Anonymous
>>6508521 Clop only, but here: http://pastebin.com/2u8AFkgU Magic Mayhem: http://pastebin.com/u/tyko2000

23 hours later 6509483 Anonymous
>>6509040 Congrats on making Fimfiction's featured box.

23 hours later 6509604 Anonymous
>>6509345 I feel that the fucking with Twilight category of stories is underrepresented here. We should change that.

24 hours later 6509718 Metanon
>>6509604 Fucking with twilight? There's a repost for that. >Tuesday in Equestria >Be Twilight Sparkle >Be busy aligning books 1/8" from the edge of their shelves, as they should be >Finish aligning shelf 5, column 6, section 3, nonfiction >All books perfectly aligned >... >But the second and first books of this shelf have been switched, disrupting alphabetical order >Fix them >Notice the next shelf up has been disrupted in the same way >And the next >Along with every other shelf you've aligned so far >Sigh inwardly at anon's predictable practical joke >Swiftly and precisely pull every first and second book per shelf out magically, and switch their places >Return to the task at hand >Now the second book of every shelf is sticking out just a little too far >Pull the second book of shelf 5, column 6, section 3 >A small wooden rod has been placed behind the second book, precisely measured to make the CORRECT second book of each shelf stick out and be unalignable >Smirk inwardly at the effort anon put into messing with you >Magically pull every second book, and then pull the wooden rods from behind them >Every book in the entire section comes crashing down >Each rod carefully extended behind the entire shelf >Scream in frustration >so loudly you don't hear anon snickering to himself beneath the eaves of the first floor window

24 hours later 6509783 Brew I have a repost too! Just don't ask me why I wrote this.
>>6509604 >Day immortal shenanigans in Equestria >It was Nightmare Night, and you paid your good pal Death to take the day off so you could have some real fun >You donned an orange hoodie and set off into P0nyville >The first p0ny you find is Twilight Sparkle >She looks happy to see you, trotting over in her Star Swirl the Bearded costume with a happy smile on her face >"Hi Anon! Who are you supposed to be?" "It doesn't matter. Twilight, I can't wait anymore." you say to her as you kneel down to her level >Placing your hands on her shoulders, you lean in close >Her face is starting to go flush, her eyes fixed on yours >"A-Anon? Wha- what are you doing?" she stutters "I've always loved you, Twilight." you respond in a gentle tone, smiling >Her face is completely red right now >Other p0nies are looking on in confusion >Gripping her shoulders tight, you slam your head down into hers, impaling it onto her horn >Blood explodes from the new hole in your forehead, coating Twilight's entire head, robe and wizard hat >"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" she finally screams at the top of her lungs in shear terror >She's freaking out and too afraid to move >After a few moments, you feel hooves latch onto you and pull you off her horn >Twilight collapses to the ground and curls up, the most terrified look you've ever seen on her face >You break off from the p0nies grabbing you and kneel down to Twilight, who's eyes widen even further at the sight "Twilight? Are you okay?" >Tonight was painful.

24 hours later 6509944 Anonymous
>>6505853 Loving it. Can't think of anything constructive to say.

24 hours later 6510101 Shukaku20
>>6505853 I know its late, but I keep forgetting the pastebin http://pastebin.com/zhz0qgLM

24 hours later 6510485 lovelymuffins (1355021170801.jpg 800x600 50kB)
>>6509783 god damnit

25 hours later 6510815 Nox (1349125647960.png 894x894 193kB)
Powering down FTL engines, coming into low orbit, transmitting data. After a series of technical difficulties, as well as the acquisition of a new computer, I return! because you can't keep a flaming faggot down So I have no idea where I left off at or what I said I would be working on, so I'm just going to settle for writing some Octavia.

25 hours later 6510835 TexAnon
>>6509783 I laughed so hard I farted. Congratulations.

25 hours later 6510873 TexAnon
>>6510815 You were writing the Octo-tavia right? Captcha: Saniest Alcorn

25 hours later 6510902 An Irish Nomad
New thread inbound

25 hours later 6510924 Equestrian Breaker (Doorlock.png 1920x1080 692kB)
>>6509604 You asked for it, Anon. >Day Enlightenment in Equestria. >It was raining lightly in Ponyville. A storm was scheduled for the late afternoon. >The purple one did not understand. >She was yours. You would have her in time. >For the seventh time in the week on the seventh day, you knocked on her door. The muffled sound of hooves on wood through the door told you of her approach. The door creaked open. >"Sorry, the library is currently being reorganized due to a recent..." >Nothing was in the doorway. >"...inventory loss." >The purple one stood in the doorway, pondering. So curious that one. Astute. >You would answer all her questions. >The rain picked up quickly, causing her to retreat as the real storm blew in. >As she turned to re-enter the treehouse, she didn't hear the subtle gust of air flow around human teeth. She didn't see the pinprick pupils and shining white teeth hidden in the upper branches when the lightning struck. >Dat flank. >You hid because you were not sure if you could overpower her. You would wait for the storm to grow. She would send her underling, as she would not want to face the elements herself. >Time passed as the clouds bellowed. You silently slid down the trunk of the tree and knocked at the door once more. >You could not hear the voices inside or the footsteps approaching, but you watched the door carefully. Only the bottom half made to swing open, telling you it was the dragon. His progress through the hatchway halted as you lurched inside, back bent. The lightning caught your toothy smile once more as you lingered halfway through the doorway. "Good evening."

25 hours later 6510925 Nox (1353542969267.png 600x530 108kB)
>>6510873 No, I started writing an AnonxOctavia story without tentacles.

25 hours later 6510948 Equestrian Breaker (CanterlotLibrary1.jpg 480x360 16kB)
>>6510924 >The dragon spawn ran, screaming, allowing you full entry to the tome-filled domicile. >You spent what little time you had preparing yourself. Setting your hair back with a lick of the hand, straightening your clothes, and moving your backpack to the side of a rounded table. Fingers twiddling at your side, you awaited her approach. >"Calm down Spike, it's just lightning!" >Spike:"It's n-not the lightning this time twilight!" >"Then what is it?" >Spike:"The-there was a visitor at the door!" >"/Obviously/. That's why I sent you over there, Spike!" >Spike:"Y-you don't understand! It was that thing again - with the soft claws!" >"Soft claws? Spike, what are you...UGH." >You can hear an explosive sigh from around the corner, then hoofsteps. >"You'd better have a good reason to be hear, Anonymous - and getting out the rain /isn't/ good enough." >There she was. So purple. So lovely. "Twilight! What a pleasure to see you again!" >"I didn't see you last time we met, if you remember." >You frown apologetically, then lean to pick up your backpack. "Now, there was a perfectly good reason for that." >"You STOLE from the library! Forty books! I had to start reorganizing all the sections in new shelves!" >You pick your backup and begin unzipping it on the table. "But it was for a good cause, you see." >"Do you have some with you now, is that it? You could at least return them. What could possibly be so important that you needed 40 books all on equine anatomy and magic?" "This!" >You unveil the contents of your backpack. A microscope, several photocopies, a case of slides, and several seemingly empty plastic bags. >Twilight stares at your display and rolls her eyes. >"This had better be good."

25 hours later 6510952 An Irish Nomad
New thread >>6510933 >>6510933 >>6510933

25 hours later 6510972 Equestrian Breaker (TwilightDumbstruck.png 900x653 148kB)
>>6510948 >You step over to the microscope, tweaking the focus level of the display to what you remember. "You recall my advances to you earlier." >"I recall saying NO." "You said that it would be impossible. That we could never be compatible." >"One factor on a long list of others." >You stop adjusting the microscope for a moment to turn back to Twilight, flashing another smile. "Well, I thought it would be best to prove it to you instead of just hoping you'd believe me." >You reach into the slide holding case and procure a piece set aside from the others, then lay it on the microscope slate. >"Anonymous, you've been asking me to be your special somepony for a week. You tried playing a song for me in the middle of Ponyville. YOU WENT THROUGH MY TRASH! There's nothing you could show me that would change my mind about you!" >You step aside from the microscope, flourishing a hand towards it. "Then there'd be no harm in looking at what I have to show you." >It was a simple plate. A spot of blood on the center to be observed. You had pre-set the microscrope just so, and Twilight, caution at first, moved forward to observe. She was quiet for a moment as she peered down the microscope. >"It's just basic cell structure, Anonymous. I don't see what I'm looking for here." "Lovely little things, aren't they? Blood cells. Filtering about randomly in the streams." >Twilight gives you a deadpan stare. You play with your fingernails. "That is... unless you send a blank slate of magical energy through them." >Twilight stares at you quizzically for a moment, and you motion for her to try it. Sure enough, she wraps the microscope in a sheen of magical energy before observing the cells again. >Nothing could have prepared her for what she saw. >"What."

25 hours later 6510986 Equestrian Breaker (TwilightShocked3.gif 250x140 146kB)
>>6510972 >You knew exactly what she saw. As her magic washed over the cells, they vibrated and shifted around the plate. Forming three words. Hot. Monkey. Dick. >You smile again. "Magnificient, isn't it?" >Twilgiht moves her back leg, motioning to move away from the microscope." >"Why would you-ooph!" >You held her head from behind, keeping her looking down the microscope. "Not yet. Let's decrease the magnification." >As the microscope slowly zoomed out to the turning of your fingers, more and more iterations of "Hot Monkey Dick" could be seen. You twisted the nob more and more as they congealed with one another in the vision of the scope, coagulating into a new form. And a hundred fifty times less magnification, they formed one shape. Your face. >Twilight immediately shoved herself out of your grasp gagging a little from what she saw. >"Thats IT! Get out! I don't even want to know why you would take your blood and show me this!" >You didn't move. You just looked down and laughed. >And laughed. >And laughed. >Twilight stepped away towards the room she came in from. Spike had snuck around during the discussion to see what was going on. They held eachother frightfully as they stared at you. You looked up again, and smiled. "It's not my blood. It's yours."

25 hours later 6511007 Equestrian Breaker (TwilightShocked1.png 900x554 140kB)
>>6510986 >You reached back to the table, pulling up the photocopies and plastic bags. Staring at them fondly. >"What do you-" "These studies were commissioned by the Royal Canterlot Society of Natural Sciences. The samples were used both from stored test amounts taken during your time as a student in Canterlot and recent samples." >You look up, remembering fondly. "You scuffed your on the street that day." >You take a deep breath. Then pull out the contents on one of the bags with a pair of pliers. A hair. "This patternization follows through every facet of what you are. Your blood. Your skin. Your hair follicles. Your DNA." >You make a point to show similar pictures of each section in the photocopies. Each signed by a designated scientist working in Canterlot. "When we tested your hair, we found a discrepancy." >This seems to calm Twilight down slightly. "The pattern had different intensity on different parts of the body. Head, dock, hoof, back, belly." >You pause. Letting it all settle in.

25 hours later 6511022 Equestrian Breaker (TwiCrazy.png 774x1033 194kB)
>>6511007 "The pattern presented itself most strongly on the flank. At the position of the cutie mark." >Twilight's face went from calm to horrified. You leaned in, one fist clenched in front of you. "That's right Twilight. You were meant for me. I for you. It's fate. Your destiny is to fuck this man from beyond the stars." >"That's IMPOSSIBLE! THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE CREDIBLE COULD VERIFY THAT!" >You step back and reach into your backpack, pulling out the final piece you had brought with you. It was a scroll, still under golden royal seal. You handed it to Twilight, and as she read over it, her face slowly began to crack. >It was a letter to her, sealed. It described the importance of the events and what must occur. How proud she must be. To be the first to experience what it would be like to live with something from beyond her planet. To share in the greatest form of friendship with someone in a way no one else could. To be a pioneer in the pathways of cross-species interaction. It was signed by Princess Celestia. >As Twilight lay shattered on the floor, you made your way for the door. Spike held her head in his claws, staring at you slack-jawed. You zipped up your backpack, deciding to leave the contents in the room, and held it in your right arm as you left. You had waited this long for her, you could wait until tomorrow.

25 hours later 6511031 Anonymous
>>6511022 Quit posting in the old thread you stupid bastard

25 hours later 6511103 Equestrian Breaker (BigMacNightmareNight.png 165x202 60kB)
>>6511031 You would want me to post old pasta answering a request in the new thread?

25 hours later 6511105 Brew
>>6511031 Better doing this than splitting a story between threads.

26 hours later 6512742 Anonymous
>>6510952 Don't be liek the flutterrape fags and open new threads at 450 you idiot. A thread isn't going to 404 before someone finishes their fucking story, even if they start at 499.

26 hours later 6512773 Fitz
>>6512742 You must not be in the thread a lot, 450 is traditional.

26 hours later 6512860 Anonymous
>>6512773 Well it's fucking retarded. Nobody but you and what used to be Flutterrape does that. It's against board etiquette.

26 hours later 6512888 Anonymous
>>6512860 Not really. But, bumping dead threads is, so please stop.

26 hours later 6512925 Anonymous (1346828297960.png 495x482 302kB)
>>6512888 You stop gettin' triples.

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