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2012-12-09 03:49 6409153 Anonymous MLP GENERAL (oh-come-on.png 2027x1538 531kB)
prev: >>6404545 topic: Rank the CMC episodes from best to worst or something, I don't care

0 min later 6409164 isaac (Pleasant dreams. Don't snore!.png 220x225 21kB)


0 min later 6409181 Anonymous
I like the new Taylor Swift song. There I said it.

0 min later 6409184 Anonymous
Why's she called an Olden Pony?

1 min later 6409189 Anonymous
>Luna will never wink at you in a dream

1 min later 6409197 Anonymous
Would you go camping nonsexually with the mane six and the CMC, MLPG?

1 min later 6409199 Anonymous (Sleep Dash Spread Eagle.gif 350x311 1139kB)
>>6409164

1 min later 6409200 Anonymous
>>6409153 who's the oc in the lower right

1 min later 6409201 Anonymous
>>6409153 Do episodes about individual episodes count?

1 min later 6409203 Anonymous
>>6409184 why wouldn't she be?

1 min later 6409207 Anonymous (Scoots899611.png 472x392 145kB)
I really hope Wonderbolts Academy starts with a cold open of Dash trying to teach Scootaloo how to fly.

1 min later 6409215 Anonymous
>>6409199 >Scootaloo has a really good view >This is why she has nightmares

2 min later 6409219 Anonymous
>not being a pony

2 min later 6409220 Anonymous (1349033124284.jpg 500x357 104kB)
Is it best ship time?

2 min later 6409226 Anonymous
>>6409148 >We've seen two years of their lives I don't know man It kinda feels strange

2 min later 6409232 Anonymous
>>6409215 >Y-you could stick your whole arm in!

2 min later 6409235 Anonymous
>>6409220 Is samefag time?

2 min later 6409239 Anonymous
Best ship is LunaxPip

2 min later 6409241 Anonymous (HNNNGH.png 500x393 288kB)
>>6409153 >you ALSO have a 2/3 chance to win if you do not 1) Sisterhooves social 2) Every other CMC episode

3 min later 6409245 Anonymous
>>6409197 can i still masturbate can i still watch them while they sleep can i still cuddle them and maybe fondle their genitals a little can i still smell them while they sleep

3 min later 6409248 Anonymous
What's scary about an old lady who's lost her shoes?

3 min later 6409252 Anonymous
>>6409241 wat I meant to quote the OP's topic

3 min later 6409253 Anonymous
>>6409226 Imagine how it feels for soap opera fans

3 min later 6409257 Anonymous
>>6409197 Yes. Equestria is beautiful.

3 min later 6409258 Anonymous (SB786.png 211x232 75kB)
>>6409220 They barely even interact Fluttershy always buddies up with Pinkie, Dash, or Rarity

3 min later 6409260 Anonymous
>>6409212 I am still curious as to how big he had to draw those Twilight tits to satisfy that commissioner.

3 min later 6409262 Anonymous
>>6409176 >>6409176 No, but Scootaloo learned some basic stitching skills from SweetieBelle and made her own Sweetie Belle is pretty certain what it was based on the colors she needed.

3 min later 6409268 Anonymous
>>6409197 I'd go camping with them either way.

3 min later 6409269 Anonymous
>>6409245 I dont think you can casually fondle a ponies genitals because they are gigantic

4 min later 6409274 Anonymous
>>6409153 1. CMChr 2. PVC 3. Does Sisterhooves count? Because that belongs here. 4. SiP 5. Stare Master 6. Family Appreciation Day 7. Cutie Pox 8. Bad Seed 99999. CotC 99999999999. H&HD 99999999999999999999. Show >Terse rs

4 min later 6409281 Anonymous (Scootaloo (359).png 615x538 248kB)
so was this the best episode ever or the bestest episode ever? im inclined to the latter.

4 min later 6409283 Anonymous
>>6409197 Well, yeah. I mean, unless one of the main six decided to sneak off into the woods with you, it would kinda have to be nonsexual camping.

4 min later 6409287 Anonymous
>>6409260 I think you might have misquoted

4 min later 6409290 Anonymous
>>6409269 They are small pones.

4 min later 6409291 Anonymous
>>6409258 I want a Fluttershy/Pinkie episode something bad. A AJ/Pinkie episode, too.

4 min later 6409293 Anonymous
>>6409199 during this whole episode i kept having thoughts like wanting to tuck them in so they don't catch cold and wanting to remind them to brush their teeth before going to bed and wondering how they were going to bathe while camping is this fucked up

5 min later 6409310 Anonymous
>>6409281 Best of S3 so far. I almost couldn't handle how cute it was.

5 min later 6409311 Anonymous (Babs Sex FucK You Tripfag.png 912x248 50kB)
>>6409215 Pls Pls no

5 min later 6409316 Anonymous (Tom meets Rocky.png 750x500 279kB)
>>6409253 Yeah but those get very silly and extremely dramatic for no reason at all

5 min later 6409320 Anonymous
I think i might be the only one who really enjoyed the show stoppers episode. That rock ballad at the end was just so fucking funny

5 min later 6409330 Anonymous
>>6409262 >Scootaloo and Dash become fairly close after their camping trip >Eventually Scootaloo musters the courage to show Dash the plushy she made of her ages ago >"Wow, it's actually pretty good, kiddo. But what are all these stains on the flank?"

5 min later 6409333 Anonymous
>>6409293 No, that was triggering your parenting instincts. It's odd, but not fucked up.

5 min later 6409334 Anonymous (1339534198168.png 450x450 75kB)
>>6409281 Sweetie Belle stole the show as always. I almost felt bad for Scoots.

5 min later 6409337 Anonymous
>>6409283 >Not going out into the woods with friends for the wild, animalistic orgy >Not waking up days later after the drugs and alcohol wear off >Not driving home without your pants because you couldn't find them.

6 min later 6409343 Anonymous
>>6409287 >King-Cheetah art I don't think I did.

6 min later 6409346 Anonymous (Scoots14.png 450x376 212kB)
>>6409153 >Scootalobumps >Rarity learns to make Applepie >Diamond Tiara is a shitty editor >Weeken at Grannies >Bullies and Veggie Salad >All the rest >The first one

6 min later 6409351 Anonymous
God Tier >The Cutie Mark Chronicles >Sisterhooves Social Great Tier >Ponyville Confidential >Sleepless in Ponyville Pretty Good Tier >One Bad Seed Meh Tier >Family Appreciation Day >Stare Master >Hearts and Hooves Day >Cutie Pox >Call of the Cutie Terse Tier >The Show Stoppers

6 min later 6409355 Anonymous
>>6409337 Dionysian festival please go

7 min later 6409362 Anonymous
>>6409293 They don't bathe while camping They were filthy little ponies for days, covered in mud and sweat and bugs. Even Rarity.

7 min later 6409364 Anonymous
>>6409310 that's not saying much It's been a really mediocre season, and this was a really boring episode.

7 min later 6409368 Anonymous
>>6409320 I honestly think I'm the only one who enjoys all the episodes. Yeah, there are some weak ones and some not so good parts, but I've found each one to be at the very least enjoyable

7 min later 6409372 Anonymous
>>6409320 Honestly that's an underrated episode really. That was back when people hated the CMC for being the CMC

7 min later 6409376 Anonymous
>>6409320 I thought it was great. It's what made me like the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

7 min later 6409387 Anonymous (Scootaface.jpg 418x600 34kB)
>>6409362 >Even Rarity Oh god

7 min later 6409392 Anonymous (b3f.jpg 500x357 22kB)


7 min later 6409394 Anonymous
>>6409351 Cutie Mark Chronicles wasn't even a CMC episode.

7 min later 6409397 Anonymous
>>6409293 You won't die of plague if you skip bathing for a couple of days.

8 min later 6409402 Anonymous (scoots111335.png 301x311 116kB)
>>6409368 >Enjoying that fucking owl episode How?

8 min later 6409406 Anonymous
>>6409239 >not Shining Armor x Twilight Sparkle x Cadence

8 min later 6409411 Anonymous
>>6409368 The only episode I didn't like was the one with the zap apples. The ONLY saving grace was the granny smith flash back.

8 min later 6409415 Anonymous
>>6409351 God Tier >The Cutie Mark Chronicles >Sisterhooves Social Great Tier >Ponyville Confidential >Sleepless in Ponyville >The Show Stoppers >Hearts and Hooves Day Meh Tier >Family Appreciation Day >Stare Master Boring but still kinda enjoyable tier >Cutie Pox >Call of the Cutie

8 min later 6409424 Anonymous
>>6409397 I - I haven't bathed in two days. Oh goddamn it I'm becoming a neckbeard

8 min later 6409427 Anonymous (S3e6_rdmakingbenches.png 1269x718 984kB)
you are now aware that if you ever tried to touch her in a way she doesn't like, she could explode your body with one kick

9 min later 6409440 Anonymous
>>6409406 Are you the same guy from the last thread? If so lol.

9 min later 6409441 Anonymous
>>6409362 Please She probably has a shower in that tent

9 min later 6409443 Anonymous
>>6409402 Spike doing the dastardly villain bit was funny and it was interesting seeing another dragon. Odd that Spike refereed to him by name

9 min later 6409444 Anonymous
>>6409424 Becoming?

9 min later 6409446 Anonymous
>>6409362 Someone do a greentext on that.

9 min later 6409449 Anonymous (1324060287777.gif 200x200 262kB)
>>6409415 I agree with this fine gentleman.

9 min later 6409453 Anonymous
>>6409424 How do you even? I can't even go one day without bathing

9 min later 6409456 Anonymous
>>6409362 did rarity's butt smell all musky

9 min later 6409457 Anonymous (1354991888057.gif 179x198 105kB)
Everyday until you like it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hAUWyp0qzs

9 min later 6409462 Anonymous
>>6409232 >arm >not hoof

9 min later 6409467 Anonymous (AJ3251.png 507x556 319kB)
>>6409424 Yeah you kinda are Go shower, God Damn

10 min later 6409473 Anonymous
>>6409362 >Dash flies around all day at super speed >Scoots scoots around trying to catch up >They have bugs in their teeth all day

10 min later 6409480 Leth MLPG X(mas)TRAVAGANZA (Reminder!) (MLPG Xmas.png 512x800 269kB)
Ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies And forgiveness ponies and happiness ponies Defenders of cupcakes and shooting star wishes They shower nice feelings and hugs from the sky!

10 min later 6409482 Anonymous (1354983268263.png 1600x900 816kB)
>implying you wouldn't manage their careers until they're on top of the entertainment world

10 min later 6409483 Anonymous
>>6409462 Hoof is a hand. You would have to say leg.

10 min later 6409486 Anonymous
>>6409453 >>6409444 I've been kind of sleeping most of the day lately. I think my thyroid's fucked up again.

10 min later 6409488 Anonymous
>>6409456 >that smell of horse sweat and aroused mare vagina UNF

10 min later 6409490 Anonymous
>>6409424 Nigga please, I hadn't bathed since Wednesday-I think . Just bathed a couple of hours ago though. Between busy/lazy/sleep/ people stealing the bathroom/hot water I just couldn't.

10 min later 6409492 Anonymous
>>6409456 I don't know, why don't you put your nose up close to it and find out?

10 min later 6409497 Anonymous
>>6409427 with marshmallow hooves? i don't think so.

10 min later 6409503 Anonymous (1340282389172.jpg 400x370 53kB)
>girlfriend hasn't seen the ep yet >starts watching >"I have so many painful headcanons about Scootabuse, I hope something good happens to her this episode."

10 min later 6409507 Anonymous (dash vs the earth.png 500x400 165kB)
>>6409427 We've seen her blow up a house this isn't really anything new although the precision is pretty cool Do you think she could kick a hole in your gut line in Kung Pow?

10 min later 6409510 Anonymous
Rose is getting closer

10 min later 6409511 Anonymous (scootaloo (329).jpg 700x676 34kB)
>>6409334 that song with the constant voice break was 3cute5me

10 min later 6409520 Anonymous (Rainbow dosh.png 500x500 327kB)
TOP 3 EPISODES NAMES DONT LOOK IT UP GO GO GO

11 min later 6409524 Anonymous
>>6409480 fuck off with your circlejerk shit

11 min later 6409533 Anonymous
>>6409402 >dastardly Spike >fighting Dragons

11 min later 6409535 Anonymous
>>6409427 So I just have to make sure I'm touching her in a way she does like

11 min later 6409537 Anonymous (1347162412983.jpg 2000x1300 851kB)


11 min later 6409546 Anonymous
>>6409520 Bridle Gossip Cutie Mark Chronicles Over a Barrel

11 min later 6409550 Anonymous (twilight unwashed.png 1628x1556 179kB)
>>6409456 >>6409492 I will

11 min later 6409551 Anonymous (Rarity Fluttershy Rape Kiss 2.jpg 900x780 117kB)
>>6409537 TOO SLOW

11 min later 6409557 Anonymous (1347165230781.jpg 1500x1300 614kB)
>>6409537 EVERYDAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT

12 min later 6409562 Anonymous
>>6409520 WIZARD BATTLE WINTER WRAP UP WEDDING PART TWO

12 min later 6409566 Anonymous (1323031995215.gif 640x360 960kB)
>>6409457 Why has Sweetie Belle become such a shitty singer?

12 min later 6409568 Anonymous (creepy shit.png 970x108 8kB)
>>6409480 >Friend Offs >Finished >Sentenal isn't part of it >MLPG Video Game >Dead >Sentenal is part of it >MLPG Christmas Book >Dead >Sentenal is part of it >MLPG Xmastravaganza >Still alive >Sentenal isn't part of it I think I rest my case on who is the shit poster of the year.

12 min later 6409569 Anonymous
>>6409488 >sweaty belle would you bathe a sweaty little girl

12 min later 6409570 Anonymous
>>6409520 Suited for Success Winter Motherfucking Wrap Up Sweet and Elite tied with Sistehoves Soscial

12 min later 6409571 Anonymous
>>6409524 wrong project

12 min later 6409573 Anonymous
>>6409520 What, like... My preference? Last Rodeo, Dog and Pony Show, Party of One

12 min later 6409578 Anonymous
>>6409550 Good one. But that's not Rarity.

12 min later 6409583 Anonymous
>>6409520 applebuck season Return of Harmony 2 party of one

12 min later 6409585 Anonymous
Anyone got a link to that ponies and ponies song?

12 min later 6409588 Anonymous
>>6409480 >thinking about doing this >know I'll just make something really shit >again

13 min later 6409595 Anonymous (1352569943368.jpg 184x254 21kB)
>>6409551 >>6409557 >Flariy

13 min later 6409597 Anonymous
>>6409334 That part proved that Sweetie will always be best CMC for me.

13 min later 6409600 Anonymous
>>6409568 He's like a Dinofag 2.0

13 min later 6409601 Anonymous (1302897184319.gif 442x394 311kB)
>>6409424

13 min later 6409606 Anonymous
>>6409488 This reminded me of what an aroused human woman smells like. FUCK

13 min later 6409610 Anonymous
>>6409578 Fartanon abandon us.

13 min later 6409611 Anonymous (Scoots1114.png 529x433 294kB)
>>6409520 OH SHIT OH FUCKING SHIT >The Last HoeDown >How Rarity Got Her Groove Back >The One with the CMC in it

13 min later 6409613 Anonymous
>>6409585 http://ponyvspony.artix.com

13 min later 6409615 Anonymous
>>6409566 It wasn't her being a bad singer, the song is designed so that even shitty singers can sing it, thus it's impossible to sing it well without changing a shitload.

13 min later 6409622 Anonymous
>>6409588 Ill do it if you do it. If you are interested send me an email.

14 min later 6409627 Anonymous
>>6409503 Wat?

14 min later 6409631 Anonymous
>>6409600 Except Dinofag eventually left.

14 min later 6409633 Anonymous
>>6409520 The Last Round-up Sisterhooves social I only have a top 2.

14 min later 6409635 Anonymous
>>6409566 Her testicles descended.

14 min later 6409641 Anonymous (1354933692734.png 1280x1024 382kB)
>>6409456 ask fluttershy

14 min later 6409646 Anonymous
>>6409520 Suited for success Dog and pony show Sisterhooves social

14 min later 6409651 Anonymous
I'm sorry.

14 min later 6409652 Anonymous
>>6409631 I kinda doubt it.

14 min later 6409653 Anonymous
>>6409606 An aroused human woman smells fucking terrible

14 min later 6409657 Anonymous
>>6409615 I loved how she didn't seemed tired at all and then bam asleep And Rarity taking her to bed was cute Rarity and Sweetie are best sisters

14 min later 6409658 Anonymous
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

15 min later 6409663 Anonymous
>>6409606 >that feel when you don't know what this smells like and are desperate to find out

15 min later 6409664 Anonymous
>>6409571 >implying I give a shit All these projects always end up the same.

15 min later 6409672 Anonymous
>>6409653 False

15 min later 6409675 Anonymous (Scootaloo (276).png 477x429 205kB)
>>6409424 >2days thats nothing you casual try a week

15 min later 6409679 Anonymous
>>6409274 >>6409351 >hating on Show Stoppers WHY IT'S SUCH A GOOD EPISODE

15 min later 6409680 Anonymous
Guy rejecting monty hall problem here Just got it Sorry

15 min later 6409683 Anonymous
>>6409651 Your self pity disgusts me.

15 min later 6409691 Anonymous
>>6409653 What does it smell?

15 min later 6409692 Anonymous
>>6409663 It doesn't smell like anything. Though pussy itself does have a smell. Ranging from mild to god awful.

15 min later 6409695 Anonymous
>>6409510 to what?

15 min later 6409696 Anonymous (1344977515878.png 691x809 169kB)
>>6409520 Bridle Gossip Magic Duel Jackie Chan

15 min later 6409697 Anonymous
>>6409641 It's been a long time since I've fucked a girl fresh out of the gym. Jesus, that was some of the best sex in my life.

16 min later 6409700 Anonymous
>>6409424 I haven't bathed in months! I shower

16 min later 6409702 Anonymous (Luna - Awkward Smile.png 582x602 90kB)
>join gym >Girls sparks interest in me even though I think I am ugly as fuck >Want to date and fuck SHIT SHIT SHIT >Say yes to cutest girl >Asks me to stay the night on friday >Awesome sex, happy a lot >Missing pony saturday mornings >can't reveal I like mlp feels bad, didn't realize how much I miss you guys mlpg. Should I reveal my power level to watch poni on saturday?

16 min later 6409703 Anonymous
>>6409653 >this is what virgns tell themselves Stay mad, wizardfag

16 min later 6409706 Anonymous
>>6409664 No, not all of them. Just the ones with sentenal in it

16 min later 6409707 Anonymous
>>6409675 Do they not have showers in Argentina?

16 min later 6409711 Anonymous
>>6409691 Stale cheese and M&M's. The crispy kind.

16 min later 6409715 Anonymous
>>6409683 I'm sorry you're so ugly.

17 min later 6409728 Anonymous (Scoots94411.png 349x360 153kB)
>>6409675 Thats fucking disgusting Scootanon

17 min later 6409729 Anonymous
>>6409510 >still following Rose

17 min later 6409730 Anonymous
>>6409703 Guy don;t make the wizard mad He can magic up reality so that he is objectively right

17 min later 6409732 Anonymous
>>6409520 Ponyville Confidential Show Stoppers Sleepless in Ponyville Honorable Mention: The Return of Harmony

17 min later 6409734 Anonymous
What happened to cute quest this evening?

17 min later 6409735 Anonymous
>>6409703 I have had sex with both females and males. I dont think you know what you are talking about

17 min later 6409737 Anonymous
>>6409702 Do the exact opposite of that

17 min later 6409742 Anonymous
>>6409702 Worse comes to worse, give her some morning-after before you slip off for your favorite TV show. Also, Not Your Personal Blog

17 min later 6409744 Anonymous
>>6409692 >>6409663 There's a distinct difference between an aroused and an unaroused woman. It greatly enhances whatever their effluvia smells like, so it can make a yeast infection smell all the worse - but for the most part a fresh clean healthy woman will smell like nothing in particular, with maybe some warm alkali scent. > mfw I've actually been able to tell if my girlfriend's just bored with a party or if she wants to go home now to fuck based on a faint whiff of that Does no one else get that?

17 min later 6409750 Anonymous
>>6409695 >>6409695 sexual liberation

17 min later 6409754 Anonymous (Scootaloo (196).png 428x415 221kB)
>>6409707 yes they do i just don't use them because whats the point but they're there

17 min later 6409755 Anonymous
i need pics of rarity's camping outfit to masturbate to

18 min later 6409757 Anonymous
So We love Scootaloo now, right?

18 min later 6409762 Anonymous
>>6409734 Postponed to tomorrow

18 min later 6409764 Anonymous
>this boop script haha, what is the source of that sound clip?

18 min later 6409765 Anonymous
>>6409735 Of the two, which gender smells the best?

18 min later 6409766 Anonymous
>>6409728 Scootanon has given up on his own life. He just lives vicariously through Scootaloo now. He spends the rest of his time rotting here with us.

18 min later 6409772 Anonymous (1327155037573.png 401x338 140kB)
Would you shower with a Scootanon ___sexually ?

18 min later 6409773 chistery
>>6409675 Crustpunk please go Naw really that's your choice, a week is longer than I'd ever want to go unbathed though

18 min later 6409774 Anonymous
>>6409744 Sadly, I've no idea what an alkali scent is. Is there anything else that smells similar?

18 min later 6409775 Anonymous
>>6409732 You can't fool me Terse

18 min later 6409778 Anonymous
>>6409762 But why.

18 min later 6409779 Anonymous (1353783591588.gif 640x360 2800kB)
>>6409153 God Tier >The Cutie Mark Chronicles >Ponyville Confidential Meh Tier >Call Of the Cutie >One Bad Apple >Hearts And Hooves Day Shit Tier The Show Stoppers The Stare Master Sleepless In Ponyville Ones that don't count because incomplete >Sisterhooves Social >The Cutie Pox >Family Appreciation Day

18 min later 6409781 Anonymous
>>6409757 Sje was always my second favorite CMC

18 min later 6409784 Anonymous
>>6409706 yeah, but this one didn't even last 4 days.

18 min later 6409785 Anonymous
>>6409757 >Not loving scooty scoot.

18 min later 6409787 Anonymous (scootscoot.png 332x360 58kB)
>>6409757 of course

19 min later 6409796 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ (scoot cookies herself.gif 1280x720 1044kB)
>>6409757 >not already loving Scootacute

19 min later 6409801 Anonymous
>>6409765 When sweaty, men. When clean women.

19 min later 6409807 chistery
>>6409702 > can't reveal you like MLP Most girls know a guy has some weird hobby or a show they're really into. They wouldn't really care as long as you don't start spewing about the show.

19 min later 6409810 Anonymous
>>6409750 I don't understand

19 min later 6409812 Anonymous (320px-Sweetie_Belle_and_Scootaloo_standing_up_for_Apple_Bloom_S01E12.png 320x180 67kB)
>>6409757 we have always loved the feisty orange tomboy

19 min later 6409813 Anonymous
>>6409744 I get that you're full of shit

19 min later 6409814 Anonymous
>>6409766 What would living vicariously through Scootaloo be like?

19 min later 6409815 Anonymous (colon three.png 200x200 81kB)
>>6409680 Would you explain the Monty Hall problem to your favorite pony? sexually

20 min later 6409820 Anonymous
Men have a musk. Women have a....smell

20 min later 6409822 Anonymous (1326012946493.jpg 492x484 24kB)
>>6409754 I want to have sweaty, drunken sex with you while you wear a pretty dress so bad jusr because you like the same things as me and share a lot of my fetishes I love you so much

20 min later 6409823 Anonymous
>>6409775 I'm not even trying to fool you, these are hands-down the best episodes of the show so far I'm looking forward to the conclusion of season 3 so I can write up my brand new show rankings from start to finish

20 min later 6409828 Anonymous (75678934h6589.png 735x693 332kB)
>>6409796 I do not care for poultry pone

20 min later 6409831 Anonymous
>>6409796 >sweetie's fucked up nostrils

20 min later 6409832 Anonymous
>>6409627 if she followed the fandom any more than she does already she'd be a huge brony

20 min later 6409834 Anonymous
>>6409814 Sad like living vicariously through anyone is like.

20 min later 6409835 Anonymous (26894.png 347x322 147kB)
>>6409796 Stop wasting all those fucking cookies goddamit

20 min later 6409836 Anonymous (baby-seal.jpg 400x281 15kB)
>Scoots spilling all those Pony spaghetti in front of Dash That is actually adorable

20 min later 6409837 Anonymous
I like the BGM when Luna's talking to scoots.

20 min later 6409838 Anonymous
>>6409784 less than 3 days

20 min later 6409840 Anonymous (Happy Scootaloo.png 764x613 404kB)
>Y-you really like me now? >hey can i sleep at your house?

20 min later 6409841 Anonymous
>>6409702 Why lie on the internet?

20 min later 6409842 Anonymous
>>6409772 Yes. Not even kidding

20 min later 6409844 Anonymous (1310920279210.png 431x404 77kB)
>There will be no other episode as good as Magic Duel in this season All we have left in this season is: >another 22 minutes of Dash being a cunt >Applejack episode where she barely gets any screen time and no characterization >Rarity episode about "hurr i'm prissy" >Fluttershy episode >Spike episode about that stupid cliche >another try hard clusterfuck of new merchandise by Meghan McCarthy

20 min later 6409849 Anonymous
>>6409757 She was always best pony, in my book.

21 min later 6409851 Anonymous (SB112.png 418x373 176kB)
>>6409815 Replace the goats with horsecocks and the prize with Apples

21 min later 6409859 Anonymous
>>6409840 >fanfiction

21 min later 6409865 Anonymous (Scootaloo (351).png 1164x1095 38kB)
>>6409814 like this

21 min later 6409868 Anonymous
>>6409844 >22 minutes of Dash being a cunt But Dash is nice now. DYEWTS

21 min later 6409881 Anonymous (1335110802463.png 262x247 47kB)
>>6409840 Sure thing squirt! You just have to get up here

21 min later 6409889 Anonymous
>>6409778 Aspirant was suffering from brainfarts and the sub wasn't loading properly.

21 min later 6409890 Anonymous
>>6409774 Kind of like salt, metallic. I don't know how to describe it beyond "the opposite of how something acid smells," which is kind of hot and prickly. >>6409813 No, not full of shit mang.

21 min later 6409891 Anonymous
But if we all like Scootaloo? Then who do we hate?

21 min later 6409892 Anonymous
>>6409840 >Implying Dash isn't jealous of Scoot's parents

22 min later 6409895 Anonymous
Is there any non abuse scoots fiction that is good? Besides the RS fic that was amazing.

22 min later 6409902 Anonymous
>>6409815 I think you got your spoilers backwards. Also I'm not sure how to do that. Two of these mares are barren, one is not?

22 min later 6409903 Anonymous
>MLPOnline got a C&D Aw man it was a lot of >fun too Why can't they do this for other shitier projects. This kinda makes me worried about Ponykart and Fighting is Magic

22 min later 6409905 Anonymous
>>6409657 >Rarity used her little sister for physicallabor >Sweetie manipulated her sister to come with her to the camping trip They're shit sisters and shit ponies

22 min later 6409907 Anonymous
>>6409868 >flies directly to the first camp >what took you guys so long?

22 min later 6409910 Anonymous
>>6409891 Dinkleberg...

22 min later 6409913 Anonymous
>>6409892 how come we know nothing about the pegasus families

22 min later 6409914 Anonymous
>>6409895 B-bark

22 min later 6409915 Anonymous
>>6409891 >hating ponies

22 min later 6409916 Anonymous
>>6409892 >Scoot's parents Good joke, Anon.

22 min later 6409920 Anonymous
>>6409881 >squirt unf which pony is a squirter

23 min later 6409924 Anonymous
>>6409568 >>MLPG Christmas Book >>Dead >2 days with one picture of spike by Lamar >dead Okay

23 min later 6409929 Anonymous
>>6409891 Sentenal for his brown thumb.

23 min later 6409936 Anonymous
>>6409920 As gross as it to say, prolly fluttershy or mrs. cake.

23 min later 6409937 Anonymous
>>6409920 Fluttershy, but Rarity can squirt on command

23 min later 6409939 Anonymous
>>6409903 >worried about Ponykart >worried about Fighting is Magic Have you been in a coma for the past six months?

23 min later 6409941 Anonymous (Pinkie pls.gif 550x400 78kB)
>>6409920 They all squirt

23 min later 6409942 Anonymous
lel, she took 1 bit of log out of 4 trees instead of taking out one tree. >Rainbow Dash: No regard for nature

23 min later 6409949 Anonymous
>>6409891 Twist Twist is now omega filly

23 min later 6409950 Anonymous (Scoots96.png 365x378 180kB)
>>6409920 Which ponies favorite soda is Squirt?

23 min later 6409951 Anonymous
>If it doesn't have a mouth, then...it's not a horsey pony pun of course... Am I mishearing that?

23 min later 6409955 Anonymous
>>6409920 Pinkie

23 min later 6409958 Anonymous
>>6409851 >pick door 1 >reveal that door 2 has a horsecock behind it >change choice to door 2

23 min later 6409959 Anonymous
>>6409907 xD

23 min later 6409964 Anonymous (weknowwhatcoltslike.png 797x443 512kB)
>>6409891 We all certainly do NOT like Scootaloo. Worst filly. Worships worst pony.

24 min later 6409968 Anonymous
>>6409950 That's a pretty lame soda Probably Twilight

24 min later 6409973 Anonymous
>>6409905 >not understanding older vs younger sibling dynamic

24 min later 6409982 Oh My Dash
>>6409916 hahahahahaah

24 min later 6409983 Anonymous
>>6409905 >I'm an only child and I have no idea how siblings work

24 min later 6409984 Anonymous
We don't hate here. We only love. There's too many ponies to love to have any time left over to hate. >>6409360

24 min later 6409988 Anonymous
>>6409939 Ponykart is still alive anon

24 min later 6409990 chistery
>>6409950 Fluttershy, but only in secret. She doesn't want to come across as too extreme, and in the company of friends defaults to Sierra Mist - or even better, a store brand soda with less carbonation. Don't want to come across as too adventure-seeking, you know.

25 min later 6409992 Anonymous
>>6409844 >judging episodes before they air, especially since every episode this season so far has had similar doomsday predictions and Magic Duel in particular was pretty much written off as brony pandering that would ruin the show forever

25 min later 6409999 Anonymous
>>6409895 I read a cute fic with Scoots having a crush on Dash earlier today not much else that I've seen

25 min later 6410000 Anonymous (tumblr_meq68pIg1z1qjs7mxo1_1280.png 904x1080 757kB)
i can't stop thinking about this

25 min later 6410003 Anonymous
>>6409990 Where are the fics Chistery?

25 min later 6410005 Anonymous
>>6409936 >squirting >gross

25 min later 6410007 Anonymous
>>6409905 The only shit pony is Fluttershy

25 min later 6410008 Anonymous
Linkboard where?

25 min later 6410011 Anonymous
>>6409988 Just like Jesus. In spirit.

25 min later 6410013 Anonymous
>>6409964 colts like smiles?

25 min later 6410016 Anonymous (Scootaloo (217).png 236x236 84kB)
>>6409822 but im not even pretty i haven't even shaved in months

26 min later 6410018 Anonymous
>>6409990 Hey no, Sierra Mist can be pretty extreme

26 min later 6410019 Anonymous
>>6409757 >>6409973 >>6409983 Well I have a younger sister, but she's an annoying, pampered little bitch so I don't care.

26 min later 6410021 Anonymous (1351988283362.png 1280x1198 813kB)
Oh hay guys, why are you not posting the best pony?

26 min later 6410025 Anonymous
>>6409744 >>6409813 >>6409774 >>6409890 So we have Superman visiting the threads too?

26 min later 6410030 Anonymous
>>6410000 Goddamn that is one pretty pony

26 min later 6410032 Anonymous (Rarity being cute as usual.jpg 1270x941 140kB)
>>6410000 I seriously can't get over how gorgeous she is.

26 min later 6410036 Anonymous
>>6409924 Kraut is on the ball too, and a bunch of others. It's really going well so far, and I have faith for the rest of the project.

26 min later 6410037 Anonymous
>>6409905 Sweetie Belle was apparently incredibly strong though. She seemed to have no problem pulling Rarity's cart.

26 min later 6410041 Anonymous
>>6410000 She got one of them Harry Potter tents God for nothing wizards

27 min later 6410048 Anonymous
theres 2much anthrositting in this episode.

27 min later 6410049 Anonymous
>>6410032 Honestly I thought she looked kind of weird when she did that scrunch Not pretty at all The skirt was hot though

27 min later 6410050 Anonymous (Scoots545.png 358x350 160kB)
>>6410018 I just know Scoots would be that little kid who downs a ass-ton of energy drinks.

27 min later 6410054 Anonymous
>>6410016 Scootanon, you're ruining my mental image of you.

27 min later 6410060 Anonymous
>any time anybody points out Rarity being a bitch to Sweetie Belle >'YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY AN ONLY CHILD YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID' durr

27 min later 6410063 Anonymous
>>6410000 >The way the rail is positioned you can see Rarities legs are human shaped.

27 min later 6410066 Anonymous
>>6410000 Wow, that is a short skirt.

27 min later 6410067 chistery
>>6410003 Secret mountain fortress, screaming for their mothers. Given Cosmo's request that there be some shenanigans going on between Soarin' and Spitfire beyond drunken sloppy makeouts, I've had to rewrite a sex scene like four times. There's just no pleasing some people, and that includes me.

27 min later 6410069 Anonymous
>>6409999 Link?

27 min later 6410070 Anonymous
>>6410041 Muggle pls pls

27 min later 6410071 Anonymous
>>6410000 I want to cum inside her and watch her walk around with a little cum string dripping out from under her skirt.

27 min later 6410076 Anonymous
>>6410036 ...fucking really? Even with that shit stain in the group?

28 min later 6410077 Anonymous (Bon Bon's Bun Bag.jpg 353x395 38kB)
>>6410021 Can I post this pretty pony instead?

28 min later 6410078 Anonymous
>>6410037 Probably isn't the first time it's happened. She's built up hauling muscles.

28 min later 6410079 Anonymous
>>6410050 >tfw as a kid you once drank two bottles of surge within an hour to see what would happen >extremely disappointed when nothing did.

28 min later 6410080 Anonymous (sad_scootaloo_by_tgolyi-d4v6kn9.png 1837x1049 192kB)
SPAGHETTI PONY CONFIRMED ENGAGE PONY SPAGHETTI STORIES

28 min later 6410090 Anonymous (1325761924914.png 124x161 17kB)
>>6410016 I don't care, Scootanon. I will seriously love you no matter what. Nothing will ever change that. You'll always be my husbando

28 min later 6410099 Anonymous
>>6410060 Maybe because it's the truth Have you ever thought of that?

28 min later 6410100 Anonymous
>>6410007 Is it time?

29 min later 6410106 Anonymous
>>6410071 UNFFFFFFFFFFF what does it feel like to watch cum drip out of a girl knowing that you filled her with it must be a proud feeling

29 min later 6410107 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>6410067 THOSE ARE THE BREST KIND OF SHENANIGANS YKNOW Eagerly awaiting

29 min later 6410108 Anonymous (76879873454.png 1400x1400 177kB)
>>6409992 Well the Fluttershy is going to suck, that's pretty much guaranteed, since it will be like all her previous episodes. Clearly the writers don't know what else they could do with her.

29 min later 6410113 Anonymous
>Everyone still loving Rarity >After THIS episode. Rarifags...

29 min later 6410114 Anonymous
>>6410099 You know what else is the truth? Rarifags are the worst posters in these threads

29 min later 6410118 Anonymous
>>6410079 I bet you legitimately thought you'd have the temporary ability to see time flow in slow motion because your awareness and senses would be heightened to extreme levels. I know I did.

29 min later 6410120 Anonymous (1342403323118.gif 333x194 1864kB)
>>6410060 >tfw ambivalent towards Rarity >tfw ignoring all the bitching associated with her from either side

29 min later 6410127 chistery (ubermonster ad.jpg 720x540 64kB)
>>6410050 > mfw she'd think this is like Big Kid beer > instead feel like her heart is going to explode all night long, and not in the nice way Really a bad energy drink can be worse than the average hangover.

30 min later 6410129 Anonymous
>>6410108 >the Fluttershy is going to suck, that's pretty much guaranteed, since it will be like all her previous episodes. Hey, cool, I also don't watch the show! We should hang out!

30 min later 6410133 Anonymous
>>6410000 >Dat Ponytail.

30 min later 6410135 FlyingSaucer (bontrepreneur.png 500x500 146kB)
>>6410077 You can always post that pony

30 min later 6410137 Anonymous
>>6410120 >claim you're ignoring something >reply to it lel

30 min later 6410139 Anonymous
>>6410067 >four sex scenes Post ALL the revisions!

30 min later 6410140 Anonymous
>>6410108 I'd like to see an episode that focuses on her animal aptitude instead of her lack of character.

30 min later 6410141 Anonymous
>>6410006 Pls go

30 min later 6410145 Anonymous
>>6410076 If I didn't think Sentenal contributed a valuable presence and function to the project, I wouldn't have let him in on it. I think people give him too much stick. The project is very small-scale, doesn't ask for especially much from any one individual, and has that ubiquitous Christmas spirit at its back. I think it's going to go well, cynicism be damned.

30 min later 6410146 Anonymous
>>6410114 Are you saying that you dislike rarifags but like lyrafags? If so <3

30 min later 6410150 Anonymous
>>6410106 It's great, especially if she begged for it.

30 min later 6410152 Anonymous
>>6410106 I like to watch any girl I've cummed in try to squeeze it out a little. Then I finger it back in because it's a waste of good reproductive fluid even if she's safe.

30 min later 6410153 Anonymous
>>6410114 >Rarifags >Not Pinkiefags Please anon Those are the worse

30 min later 6410154 Anonymous
>>6410071 That's hot.

30 min later 6410155 Anonymous
>>6410000 >>6410032 Alright lets not beat around the bush Where's the porn of Rarity in her new dress? I know one of you fuckers has one or is making one.

31 min later 6410161 Anonymous
>>6410071 >>6410106 > mfw I had this fetish even as a 17-year-old and my then-girlfriend was equally aroused and upset about the feeling of my cum dribbling down her leg > I was ready for round two instantly MAH NIGGAHS

31 min later 6410162 Anonymous
>>6410135 >Bonbon smiling

31 min later 6410163 Anonymous
>>6410114 haha wow this is what shitposters really think

31 min later 6410164 Anonymous
>>6410100 No. People get mad about it. Plus, I don't think there's much left to do with it. Kinda plateaued.

31 min later 6410165 Anonymous
>>6410060 that's because it is true, siblings are assholes to each other all the time, it doesn't mean they don't love each other

31 min later 6410168 Anonymous
>>6410155 I made some earlier but I'm not posting it.

31 min later 6410171 Anonymous
>>6410145 >responding to sentenalhateanon

31 min later 6410175 Anonymous
>>6410145 Well now i'm glad I'm not contributing to that

31 min later 6410180 Anonymous
>>6410077 I really love it when ponies do horsey things, like eat from feed bags

31 min later 6410183 Anonymous
>>6410076 >Kraut AND Sentenal work on it Well, i'm not surprised by this outcome anymore.

31 min later 6410186 Anonymous
>>6410163 >everyone except me is a shitposter

32 min later 6410193 chistery
>>6410139 I don't want to spoil it. Spitfire is delighted to know Soarin DOES love eating pie.

32 min later 6410194 Anonymous
>>6410137 It's not like wherever there's bitching I just see white space. I still see all of it, I just don't let any of it bother me.

32 min later 6410195 Anonymous
>>6410113 Her actions are being Blown out of proportion.

32 min later 6410196 Anonymous
>rape

32 min later 6410197 Anonymous
>>6410118 I just thought it'd make me go superfast or have a ton of energy. Nothing. I was so disappointed.

32 min later 6410204 Anonymous
>>6410114 >shitspot about your hate for Rarity all day >B-BUT RARIFAGS no sir, you are the cancer

32 min later 6410205 Anonymous (1346320316065.gif 258x138 187kB)
>>6410162 Even angry girls are allowed to be happy sometimes.

32 min later 6410208 Anonymous
>>6410165 Rarity is an adult, she should know better. If you're still an asshole to your sibling (let alone a little kid) when you're an adult, there's something wrong with you.

32 min later 6410212 Anonymous
>>6410145 Terse please. Stop being so nice to the mentally handicapped. He's doing all this shit for attention. Can't you see that?

32 min later 6410213 Anonymous
>>6410161 >tfw your first time was skin-on-skin and she asked you to cum inside her because she wanted a guy to cum inside her for the first time I never did enjoy sex with a condom after that.

32 min later 6410214 FlyingSaucer
>>6410162 Mercilessly squeezing the life out of her employees can have that effect I imagine

32 min later 6410217 Anonymous (tumblr_meqtwhwuco1rc5343o1_1280.jpg 1280x1085 165kB)


33 min later 6410227 Anonymous
>>6410080 >Dash decides to spend some more time with Scootaloo after the camping trip and invites her to sleepover at her cloud castle >Scootaloo is so excited she can barely contain her joy as she agrees as "calmly" as possible >Then she remembers, she can't fly >Too embarrassed to remind Dash of this, she just says she'll meet her there >Scootaloo spends the night unsuccessfully searching town for some pony to fly her there while Dash sits disappointed and alone with her favorite movie on pause and a bowl of popcorn

33 min later 6410229 Anonymous
>>6410208 >adult they are more like teenagers

33 min later 6410232 Anonymous
>>6410204 >rarityfags

33 min later 6410234 Anonymous
>>6410208 You've never spent time with kids have you?

33 min later 6410237 Anonymous
>>6410213 ARE YOU ME?

33 min later 6410239 Anonymous
>>6410204 >rarifag >shouting MUH CANCERS

33 min later 6410242 Anonymous
>>6410217 I cant tell what this is.

33 min later 6410245 Anonymous
>>6410165 That's just a kid thing. You grow out of it. And then when she grows up, you start finding your sister sexy instead.

33 min later 6410256 Anonymous
>>6410168 >And the fuck not? Do you think that you're entitled to not post those drawings? Who the fuck do you think you are?

34 min later 6410259 Anonymous
>>6410234 No, I work with kids on a daily basis. As I said, there's something wrong with you.

34 min later 6410260 Anonymous
>>6410164 Aww, fine. I just miss it.

34 min later 6410265 Anonymous
>>6410069 Shit, I keep trying to post the link but it's getting market as spam, see if it works this time, link: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/23865/Tiny-Wings

34 min later 6410269 Anonymous
>>6410161 >>6410213 Yeah, condoms... it's not the sensation that kills it, it's the fact she won't be filled with my seed. It's like, "what's the point, even?" and my penis gets sad.

34 min later 6410274 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>6410193 That's a pretty promising innuendo!

34 min later 6410276 Anonymous (239847239.jpg 704x640 58kB)
How is the Fluttershy episode not going to suck if it's going to be about overcoming her shyness/fears/insecurities.............again.

34 min later 6410281 Anonymous
>>6410183 >comparing Kraut to Sentenal Nigga please. You're making people who hate Sentenal look unreasonable.

34 min later 6410283 Anonymous
>>6410265 oh cool it did work this one's cute too: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/23865/Tiny-Wings

34 min later 6410284 Anonymous
>>6410242 It's Luna fucking herself in her own dream while she watches.

35 min later 6410293 Anonymous
>>6410274 > Chistery > promising Seems normal

35 min later 6410294 Anonymous
>>6410227 Dash knows that Anon She picked up Scoot so she can fly with her at the end

35 min later 6410300 Anonymous
>>6410259 Siblings treat each other differently from another teen/adult and child.

35 min later 6410307 Anonymous
>>6410256 I never post any of my porn on the internet. I usually just let it sit on my computer and delete it after a few months/weeks

35 min later 6410309 Anonymous
>>6410193 I bet he also loves giving cunnilingus!

35 min later 6410311 Anonymous
>>6410294 She forgot

35 min later 6410319 Anonymous
>>6410269 Hello me.

36 min later 6410323 Anonymous (988469 - Friendship_is_Magic My_Little_Pony Rarity Ziemniax.png 1280x1279 983kB)
>>6410155

36 min later 6410328 Anonymous
>>6410269 Unless you're prepared to take care of another living being, just stick with the condoms and BC

36 min later 6410330 Anonymous
>>6410212 >>6410175 >>6410171 Frankly, as far as I'm concerned, it's Christmas time. It's not the time to be so hateful as to exclude ANYONE from a project like this. If people want to keep someone OUT, that's not the Christmas spirit. It's the time for forgiveness and friendship and I intend to honour that spirit.

36 min later 6410332 Anonymous
>>6410307 You're a jerk for telling us, then. Go hang your head in shame.

36 min later 6410335 Anonymous
>>6410217 >voyeur self-cest Interesting fetish.

36 min later 6410339 Anonymous
>>6410276 >Bird in the Hoof >Green isn't your You know what, fuck it, I'm tired of this argument and tired of people who don't watch the show. Keep pretending every FS episode is the same. Do your thing.

36 min later 6410343 Anonymous
>>6410269 Fuck, man. That's the same for me, but I love the feeling of her gooey warmth on my shaft. I also love it when her vag clamps on my dick because she can feel me thicken and throb as I get closer to the edge. She can't feel that when I'm wearing a condom, and as a result her vvag won't instinctively clamp my dick in preparation for me to cum so my seed doesn't drip out so much.

36 min later 6410344 Anonymous
>>6410300 So you bring me back to my original point, Rarity is an adult and should know better than to treat her young sister like shit

37 min later 6410354 Anonymous
>>6410328 Have you ever heard of the contraceptive pill?

37 min later 6410355 Anonymous
>>6410328 Yeah, spermicide and BC pills were the chosen method in my last only ;_; relationship.

37 min later 6410356 Anonymous
>>6410323 THANK YOU BASED ANON i shall masturbate to this tonight

37 min later 6410357 Anonymous
>>6410276 >implying fluttershy will get an episode

37 min later 6410358 Anonymous
>>6410335 Its better than vore fetish at least.

37 min later 6410362 Anonymous
>Luna will never cum into your dreams

37 min later 6410368 Anonymous
>>6410213 >>6410269 >>6410343 Oh man >>6410161 here. I never knew I had this much in common with you guys here. Sheesh.

37 min later 6410369 Anonymous
>>6410354 You say that like you can trust women.

37 min later 6410370 Anonymous
>>6410330 >but muh christmas spiritz! Sorry there granddad

37 min later 6410371 Anonymous
>>6410344 She's not an adult She's a young adult She's between 18-20

38 min later 6410378 Anonymous
>>6410354 Have you ever heard of preventing it altogether?

38 min later 6410380 Anonymous
>>6410330 what exactly is he doing that adds to the project?

38 min later 6410382 Anonymous
>>6410332 I deleted a picture I drew of Rarity's mom rimming Mrs.Cake just yesterday

38 min later 6410383 Anonymous
>>6410371 18+ is adult anon

38 min later 6410386 Anonymous
>>6410358 But I like vore...

38 min later 6410388 Anonymous
>>6410369 You say that like you can't.

38 min later 6410390 Anonymous
Is that Cadence's VA doing the signing in This Day Aria? I can't tell if her voice is autotuned or not, if it's natural she's got a great voice.

38 min later 6410395 Anonymous (0000000000.jpg 1280x720 74kB)
What does Scoots say at 18:18, after "and if it doesn't have a mouth"?

38 min later 6410396 Anonymous
>>6410371 didn't Faust said they were supposed to be 13-18?

39 min later 6410400 Anonymous
>>6410382 >rimming And nothing of value was lost

39 min later 6410401 Anonymous
>>6410019 >Not liking your younger sister why you're supposed to be friendly to her you faggot

39 min later 6410412 Anonymous
>>6410386 Can you explain to me why? Im not trying to judge, I just dont understand it at all. What about it turns you on?

39 min later 6410417 Anonymous
>>6410307 It's OK, Rose. You don't have to be ashamed of it.

39 min later 6410418 Anonymous
>>6410396 >tfw Pinkie is 13 >Fluttershy is 14 All that porn...

39 min later 6410422 Anonymous (1353775905699.png 269x269 76kB)
>>6410323 My faith in brony perversity has not been in vain

39 min later 6410425 chistery
>>6410395 Then it can't whinny.

39 min later 6410427 Anonymous
>>6410412 >trying to understand a fetish you don't have

39 min later 6410428 Anonymous
>>6410396 I don't think their actual age is revealed. Just that they're young adults for whatever age ponies that is. Faust didn't want the show to revolve around school life so they're older.

39 min later 6410429 Anonymous
>>6410396 Mentally I think

40 min later 6410433 Anonymous
>>6410388 >2012 >Trusting women Nice dude, I laughed

40 min later 6410434 Anonymous
>>6410344 well Rarity is kind of a cunt, so you know

40 min later 6410436 Anonymous
>>6410395 Turn on youtube transcribe and let master google decide what she says!

40 min later 6410442 Anonymous
>>6410395 >And if it doesn't have a mouth, then it's not a horsey pony kind of horse

40 min later 6410449 Anonymous
>>6410382 How can you sleep at night? You monster

40 min later 6410455 Anonymous
>>6410427 It doesn't hurt to ask.

41 min later 6410459 Anonymous
>>6410433 I don't live in America so the law isn't stacked against me. Seems we both had a good laugh!

41 min later 6410464 chistery
>>6410428 Right, and if they're young adults (like maybe teen to college-aged) they can be role models to younger children / stand-ins like the CMC, and they can be expected to not know the ropes of life just yet, so the life lessons learned aren't as tinny as if they were fully-grown 20-somethings or the like

41 min later 6410468 Anonymous
>>6410418 No way they are that young. I'd imagine they are all roughly the same age, give or take a year or two. A 14-year old wouldn't live by herself or run her own business.

41 min later 6410471 Anonymous
>Scootadash sister-shipping confirmed OH GOD ALL THE PORN

41 min later 6410472 Anonymous
>>6410429 something like that, that they were physically adults but had the personality of teenagers

41 min later 6410479 Anonymous
>I am a complete shitbird to kids for no reason >therefore it is ok to behave in this fashion

42 min later 6410485 Anonymous
>>6410459 Not really. What you said made me kinda sad now. And there is nothing I can do about it.

42 min later 6410489 Anonymous
>>6410459 You can move the monkey out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of him, watch yourself

42 min later 6410495 Anonymous
>>6410396 None of them can be that young tough. Rarity has her own business and they are all around the same age as shown in Chronicles Worst case is 1 or 2 years difference For me Pinkie is the youngest 17 maybe 18 and AJ is the oldest 19-20

42 min later 6410497 Anonymous
>>6410401 Try doing that when she does that annoying sarcastic tone of voice and talks over you to not let you speak. Bloody cut.

42 min later 6410500 Anonymous
>>6410343 Other thing you can't feel through a condom: the tough nub of her cervix bumping against your tip when you thrust deep into her.

42 min later 6410510 Anonymous
>>6410449 I was planning on drawing Rarity forcing Sweetie to eat her out while Rarity wears her new outfit later. I might actually post it.

42 min later 6410514 Anonymous
>The Princess of the Night will never watch over your dreams and provide you life advice

42 min later 6410515 Anonymous
>>6410495 I'd mostly agree with this.

42 min later 6410520 Anonymous
>>6410468 Yeah, but she's a magical talking horse, logic can get fucked

43 min later 6410530 chistery
>>6410471 ... Why, because they act and 'feel' like sisters but on some level they know if they ever took it a step further it'd be a comfortable and even rewarding cougar-cub relationship? Pls maybe.

43 min later 6410532 Anonymous
>>6410019 >that feel

43 min later 6410533 Anonymous (tumblr_ln7gfb2TgR1qaha6c.png 500x500 108kB)
What if Hasbro pulls another G 3.5? We will get chibi G4

43 min later 6410535 Anonymous (SB635.png 367x423 210kB)
>>6410510 Rarity would never commit rape, anon

43 min later 6410536 Anonymous
>>6410500 You realise how uncomfortable that is for us right? It's not nice in any way at all

43 min later 6410544 Anonymous
>>6410468 they are magical fucking horses

43 min later 6410548 Anonymous
>>6410510 Seriously? I'll hold you to that and cap that post.

43 min later 6410553 Anonymous
>>6410514 Wonder how many people will have pony dreams tonight.

43 min later 6410554 Anonymous
>>6410497 You sound like the biggest Beta male of all time. Also underage

44 min later 6410556 Anonymous
>>6410500 you guys are making sex sound so appealing but i don't want to get aids or have to socialize

44 min later 6410559 Anonymous (He kind of is.png 374x357 214kB)
>>6410535 She probably would

44 min later 6410576 Anonymous
>>6410536 To each their own, my girl liked a very gentle touch when it came to that.

44 min later 6410580 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named)
>>6410514 Time isnt percieved right in dreams What if Luna visits every single nightmare that every single pony is having every single night to help? She could be there for less than a real second, its a dream

44 min later 6410582 Anonymous
celestiaswept2 I know you're here pls reblog my stuff

44 min later 6410584 chistery
>>6410536 I've never fielded any complaints, and one girl was way into it. But uh how is this pony?

45 min later 6410595 Anonymous
>>6410544 They still are based on human society anon There's still some logic

45 min later 6410598 Anonymous (Scoots7896.png 400x398 199kB)
>>6410559 Rape isn't very generous, anon.

45 min later 6410607 Anonymous (176139__UNOPT__safe_shipping_vinyl-scratch_octavia_dj-pon-3_drunk_scratchtavia_artist-twilightflopple_vinyl-and-octavia_hangover.png 1211x900 1297kB)
Would you a drinking with music horses?

45 min later 6410608 Anonymous
>>6410584 >Chistery trying to get us to talk about pony BIZZARRO CHISTERY PLS GO

45 min later 6410609 Anonymous
>>6410584 >not reaching deep into a mare's cunt up to your shoulder

46 min later 6410618 Anonymous
>>6410584 >I've never fielded any complaints Maybe because you don't have a fucking cervix?

46 min later 6410621 Anonymous
>>6410598 Rape is all about giving, whether you want it or not. It's the epitome of generosity!

46 min later 6410622 Anonymous (Sweetie Belle Moderately Sad.png 492x455 300kB)
>>6410598 Neither is child labor

46 min later 6410624 Anonymous
I need to write 3 papers for finals and im just on mlpg shootin the shit with you guys/

46 min later 6410631 Anonymous
>>6410390 Yes that is Britt McKlipp singing

46 min later 6410634 Anonymous
>>6410595 I didn't know we lived in a magical society

47 min later 6410640 Anonymous
>>6410624 >shootin the shit >not shootin your load deep in a girl's babymaker

47 min later 6410648 Anonymous
>>6410624 >im just on mlpg shootin the shit with you guys/ This is not your personal chatroom

47 min later 6410652 Anonymous
>>6410631 What an unfortunate name

47 min later 6410658 Anonymous
>>6410624 thats fine, college is bullshit anyway

47 min later 6410659 Anonymous
>>6410621 Rape victims are the ultimate in selfishness because all they do is take.

47 min later 6410660 Anonymous
>>6410622 >that fan pandering

47 min later 6410662 Anonymous
>>6410471 I really hope a good Scootadash fic or two come out of this I dunno, one of my fetishes (if that's even the right term for this) is when a precocious crush gets reciprocated, that's why I like that one RS fic so much despite its flaws.

47 min later 6410665 chistery
>>6410608 > Bizzaro Chistery Can't be Silver-Age Bizzaro though; Still can't get my trip to drop to Anon when I really really want it to though. >>6410609 Not even once, bro.

47 min later 6410667 Anonymous
>>6410535 Not run of the mill forceful rape, she'd play mind games with you and end up making herself look like the victim, lifelong psychological trauma is much more refined that your average grab-and-watch-her-struggle rape

48 min later 6410672 Anonymous
>>6410648 Pretty much is at this point kid.

48 min later 6410678 Anonymous
>>6410631 Has anyone followed Britt McKillip's musical career? I know bronies dump spaghetti all over Hey Ocean! but I've not heard anything regarding One More Girl.

48 min later 6410680 Anonymous
>>6410660 :C

48 min later 6410682 Anonymous
>>6410412 I'd like to preface this by mentioning that vore is probably one of the most widely-varied fetishes out there. Seems like everybody gets off to different aspects of it, and what can make it for some acts as boner poison for others. Usually it's a combination of things. For me, a big part of it is the submission. In addition, I like the idea of being, for lack of better phrasing, being fully encased in something. I couldn't tell you exactly why, I suppose. It's just the whole tactile experience and restriction, and having the thing you're in be alive and reactive, giving up control to it, made it sync up with the aforementioned submissive bend. When I first started getting into vore, that's all it was, and I was seriously skeeved out by the actual digestion bit, but skirting the line enough times eventually broke me of that. I blame a confused penis for that part.

48 min later 6410685 Anonymous (tumblr_m5f0y1RG2g1r1kike.gif 400x300 283kB)
>>6410323 How does she keep her shit hole so clean and free of crusted poo?

48 min later 6410691 Anonymous
>>6410640 >you're about to pull out >she wraps her legs around your back >CUM IN ME My dick is throbbing right now.

48 min later 6410698 Anonymous
>>6410618 That actually means "no one has ever complained about it to me," meaning people he's slept with and did brush the cervix of. > implying Chistery is a man

49 min later 6410704 Anonymous
>>6410685 She even taught Twilight THAT spell, anon.

49 min later 6410706 Anonymous
>>6410608 >tfw chistery has been involved in almost all of the show discussion the past week or so

49 min later 6410708 Anonymous
>>6410685 >>6410685 poo teleportation spell the only thing that crosses her anus is dicks of various species

49 min later 6410711 Anonymous
>>6410609 I remember reading some copypasta that said their cuntmuscles are powerful enough to push your arm out, what if she clamps down like a vice and crushes your arm with retard strength

49 min later 6410713 Anonymous
>>6410685 It's Rarity. That's not a valid question.

49 min later 6410716 Anonymous (Pip_princess.png 701x792 210kB)
I want to shoot my load deep inside Pip-chan's babymaker

49 min later 6410718 Anonymous (letmetellyouallaboutscooting.png 411x286 163kB)
>>6410621 Generosity also means freedom from meanness, anon. Rape is pretty mean >>6410622 Sweetie probably volunteered to pull that wagon

49 min later 6410720 Anonymous
>>6410648 What is it then?

49 min later 6410722 Anonymous
>>6410706 And also all the meta shit

49 min later 6410726 Anonymous (36651__safe_spike_animated_the-super-speedy-cider-squeezy-6000%20(1).gif 282x477 1178kB)
>>6410685

49 min later 6410727 Anonymous
>>6410691 >nail marks on your shoulders >bruises on your lower back from where her heels dug in Such a good pain.

50 min later 6410732 Anonymous
>>6410631 She really needs to find a different carrier then. Because that song blew.

50 min later 6410734 Anonymous
>>6410698 Fielding a complaint means you are making a complaint, not receiving one.

50 min later 6410737 Anonymous
>>6410706 It's hard not to when he's almost literally been posting 24/7 about virtually every fucking topic What the hell Chistery did you lose a job /drop out of school or something?

50 min later 6410738 Anonymous (rarity_01_by_rildraw-d46gzq6.png 2500x2500 490kB)
what is it about her mane that makes her so sexy?

50 min later 6410743 Anonymous
>>6410716 but boy ponies don't have babymakers

50 min later 6410744 Anonymous
>>6410682 Oh, also, if you're really interested, we can get into other views and why people like it from that perspective. It probably won't make you appreciate it anymore than you do now, but hey, it's something to talk about.

50 min later 6410746 Anonymous
>>6410682 Th...thanks for the explanation. I still dont 'get' it but who really does.

50 min later 6410757 Anonymous
What kind of dicks do Minotaurs have? Human? Bull? Bull head with human shaft?

50 min later 6410759 Anonymous
>>6410685 Unicorn ass-cleaning magic.

51 min later 6410763 Anonymous
>>6410743 Like that's going to stop him.

51 min later 6410764 Anonymous
>>6410738 it's just elegant and the way she poses and carries herself

51 min later 6410774 Anonymous
>>6410276 I like her as best pony because she is so adorable, but for episode she is shit. She has good one liners (magic duel) but other than that every episode is pretty close to the same.

51 min later 6410775 Anonymous
>>6410738 Recursive, spiraling inward. Yin or feminine energy.

51 min later 6410777 Anonymous
>>6410711 >retard strength You should have known Derpy's backside is a weapon of ass destruction

51 min later 6410779 Anonymous
>>6410682 I like vore for those exact same reasons The submission part and the encasing in something part. I mean imagine the tightness all around your body Digestion doesn't bother me but prefer when it's not present

51 min later 6410780 Anonymous (rar2125242.png 400x347 193kB)
>>6410738 Do squiggles turn you on, anon?

51 min later 6410782 Anonymous (1339559918714.jpg 412x383 69kB)
>>6410727 >the sucking noise her vag makes when you pull out after dumping a thick batch of baby juice in her

51 min later 6410786 Anonymous
>>6410757 >Bull head with human shaft? unf

51 min later 6410788 Anonymous
>ask a guy to cum in me >lie to him about being on the pill >reap the maintenance 9 months later before losing the kid on purpose Feels great

51 min later 6410790 Anonymous
>>6410708 Where does she teleport the poo?

51 min later 6410791 Anonymous
>>6410276 >>6410276 I like her as best pony because she is so adorable, but for episode she is shit. She has good one liners (magic duel) but other than that every episode is pretty close to the same.

52 min later 6410795 Anonymous
hey MLPG, Pacquiao or Marquez?

52 min later 6410799 Anonymous
I WANT YOUR HAIR INSIDE ME

52 min later 6410810 Anonymous
>>6410790 Into Sweetie Belle. ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

52 min later 6410816 Anonymous
>>6410780 yes

52 min later 6410817 Anonymous
>How many forms should the next villain have?

52 min later 6410818 Anonymous
>>6410738 I don't know, I swear there's some kind of Jewish agenda behind this show using subtle psychological manipulation techniques to breed a generation of horsefucking minions to fight for Israel

52 min later 6410819 chistery
>>6410737 Well no, grad school means a lot of screentime lately though. Since my art sucks and writing is something I do in crazy fits, this helps me relax in between coding work and law background research. It's also true contributing is fun.

53 min later 6410825 Anonymous
>>6410180 rainbow dash making horse noises while sleeping?

53 min later 6410826 Anonymous
>>6410782 You guys are really making the case for being gay

53 min later 6410831 Anonymous
>>6410790 Where all shit goes, Anon. Oakland.

53 min later 6410833 Anonymous (tumblr_m5fkhhzG0r1qc5ffho1_1280.png 740x796 97kB)
>>6410782 >tfw you will only hear that sound from afar

53 min later 6410834 Anonymous
>>6410790 Directly into Fluttershy's bowels.

53 min later 6410835 Anonymous
>>6410795 >not heavyweight >mattering

53 min later 6410841 Anonymous (no marshmallow butthole here.png 1280x1279 1149kB)
>>6410790 into a toilet

53 min later 6410855 Anonymous
>>6410795 I would've said Cotto, but he's a has been at this point. So I don't know.

53 min later 6410856 Anonymous
>>6410826 Then you'll get to enjoy cumming in some guy's ass, then.

53 min later 6410857 Anonymous
>>6410782 Stop teasing the virgins, anon It's gone too far

54 min later 6410859 Anonymous (087870.png 594x216 23kB)
>>6410818

54 min later 6410864 Anonymous
>>6409702 >be 210 lbs >have slight gut >be joking around with pregnant coworker >weighs herself on a display scale >joke about my own weight, and my disappointment in it >calls me a girl and says I'm not fat in any way I had no idea how much I needed to hear that until she said it.

54 min later 6410869 Anonymous
>>6410841 >>6410834 Do you think Rarity would perform a spell on herself to remove her genitals and then just magically report all her fluids into unsuspecting Fluttershy?

54 min later 6410870 Anonymous
>>6410819 >coding work and law background research what the hell are you studying where those two are both involved?

55 min later 6410882 Anonymous
>>6410864 >calls you a girl FUCKING CISGENDERED HETERONORMATIVE BITCH

55 min later 6410887 Anonymous
>>6410782 >hilting yourself just as you're about to blow >she squeezes like a vice Best part

55 min later 6410889 Anonymous
>>6410870 he's obviously studying Digital Law so he can be a robocop

55 min later 6410903 chistery
>>6410722 Spoilered for meta It's best to avoid that. I try to only contrast that, well, doing dumb fanon stuff can get toxic but it's more conducive to exploring what the show's about and how the characters function than shit like "GG does rape" and "Rose hats us". Still wish you could get MA credit for circlejerk mechanics from MLPG U.

55 min later 6410906 Anonymous
>>6410859 The next day: 8 year old crushed by horse.

56 min later 6410908 Anonymous
>>6410882 I am hoping for the day some cunt tells me im cis scum. The rain of straight fury that will decend upon 'shim' will be legendary

56 min later 6410909 Anonymous (1353520253963.png 400x500 270kB)
>>6410889 >Chistery

56 min later 6410912 Anonymous
>>6410869 I wouldn't put it past her

56 min later 6410920 Anonymous
I wonder if the animators have fun when they have to do a new suit and hair for Rarity. I mean fuck she has so many that you could replace an entire crowd with different versions of Rarities and not get any clones

56 min later 6410922 Anonymous
>>6410903 Get a tumblr

56 min later 6410935 Anonymous
>>6410906 >sudden spike in bestiality related ER visits in 11-13 year old boys living in rural areas

57 min later 6410942 Anonymous (tumblr_lkpp77tiq51qijf4oo1_500.png 500x587 117kB)
>>6410841 Damn, you can't even see any scars from the surgery.

57 min later 6410943 chistery
>>6410870 >>6410889 > personal blog I'm doing stuff where I'll be handling a lot of probably copyrighted material for projects, so knowing how to navigate or avoid fair use and copyright and how Safe Harbor works is really important. It's just this semester, but case law is REALLY mind-numbing.

57 min later 6410945 Anonymous
>>6410833 beta guy spike

57 min later 6410946 Anonymous
>>6410935 Oh god.

57 min later 6410947 Anonymous
>>6410889 >Citizen you are under arrest >Hey, hey ᶜᶦᵗᶦᶻᵉᶰ come closer > do you want to read my fanfiction

57 min later 6410950 Anonymous
>You will never another human

57 min later 6410958 Anonymous
>>6410935 I dont understand how being gay is illegal and bestiality is not. It doesn't make sense

58 min later 6410963 Anonymous
>>6410942 Elusive is such a bad name for an r63 Rarity.

58 min later 6410964 Anonymous (821987 - Denton Friendship_is_magic My_Little_Pony Rule_63 rarity.png 1000x1000 216kB)
>>6410942 I want male Rarity to fuck me. I bet he's a really gentle lover.

58 min later 6410972 Anonymous
>>6410950 Your mum might have something to say about that m80

58 min later 6410973 Anonymous
>>6410958 It is in any country that makes sense.

58 min later 6410977 Anonymous
>>6410958 Come to Washington where gay people can smoke pot and get married but I still can't get fucked by a horse

58 min later 6410979 Anonymous
>>6410887 >>6410782 >>6410727 >>6410691 You are all mah niggahs Fo real

58 min later 6410980 Anonymous
>>6410779 It took me a long time to start liking digestion. The whole terminality of it was offputting. I think how I finally convinced myself that it was ok to get off to it was the fact that it's pure fantasy. Nothing bad's actually happening, and it's an impossible scenario anyway. Plus, when I first broke, I was ERPing, and it was to satisfy the other person better, which reinforced the sub role to an extreme point. If you're not shy, I highly suggest trying it sometime. You'd be surprised what can happen. >>6410746 It's fine. Even something as simple as basic sub/dom roles can be opaque. Fetishes are fairly illogical to begin with, so don't worry about 'getting' things.

58 min later 6410984 subby
>>6410964 He really isn't. Take it from me.

58 min later 6410985 Jalm (aaa.png 470x650 239kB)
i wish i could into markers. among other things. oh, and anon who told me to do an ask dreamwalker luna, that's actually a really good idea. Like, Psychonauts Luna. Unfortunately, school means I really can't commit to anything. I still might try, though.

59 min later 6410994 Anonymous
>>6410958 Being gay isn't illegal. Marrying someone of the same gender is.

59 min later 6410995 Anonymous
>>6410958 I meant that in reverse. Gay legal best not

59 min later 6411001 Anonymous
>>6410920 They probably have an entire wardrobe of clothes for her, and they all compete in a studio poker game to see whose outfit gets put into the next episode.

59 min later 6411002 Anonymous
>>6410984 >tfw he's fucked a male pony

59 min later 6411003 Anonymous (1353198896167.jpg 1680x941 225kB)
Which dress is better? This one, or this one >>6410000

59 min later 6411013 Anonymous
>>6411003 The tennis skirt outfit, hands down.

59 min later 6411015 Anonymous
>>6410958 It's legal or ignored in most European countries. It's a crime that you really have to go out of your way to get caught doing. Nobody gets arrested fucking their own horse on their land, country folk know what goes on in barns at night, they just don't talk about it.

59 min later 6411016 Anonymous
>>6411003 Second

1 hours later 6411020 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>6410963 Well you know, coming up with good rule 63 names is a Rarity!

1 hours later 6411028 Anonymous
>>6411003 Skirt

1 hours later 6411029 Anonymous
SMOKE BREAK GUYS: Smoke 'em if you got 'em

1 hours later 6411033 Anonymous
>>6410909 >>6410947 > Chistery will never have to reset himself using a large electrical coupling outside the police station for the final confrontation with the Bar exam

1 hours later 6411037 Anonymous (93614 - animated edit party_hard twilight_sparkle.gif 440x270 324kB)
>>6411003 This one

1 hours later 6411043 Anonymous
>>6411030 Fuck off

1 hours later 6411044 Anonymous
>>6410994 Uganda is considering the death penalty for gays. Being gay was still illegal in 14 states until a supreme court decision in 2003.

1 hours later 6411047 Anonymous
>>6411030 It's been a couple weeks. Starting to get antsy.

1 hours later 6411052 Anonymous
>>6410985 Oh shit that's awesome

1 hours later 6411058 Anonymous (pinkie astonished 2.png 469x476 205kB)
>need to borrow sister's computer >decide to take a quick look in pictures for shits and giggles >find a huge folder of Shining Armor picks >sub folder for SA smut She's never breathed a word about pone. Fuck my life.

1 hours later 6411059 Anonymous
>>6411044 [citation needed]

1 hours later 6411064 Anonymous
>>6411030 One and a half years.

1 hours later 6411065 Anonymous (sleepybongsketch.png 1145x885 404kB)
>>6411029 You're the boss

1 hours later 6411069 Anonymous
>>6410985 >The show ends >Soon, eventually, MLPG dies >Marker pony can finally rest for good

1 hours later 6411071 Anonymous (DareYouEnter.png 450x450 93kB)
>At work. >Getting ready for 8 hour day of hauling Christmas trees. >Pass by toy area. >Notice one of the electronics employees among the gaggle of soccer moms, nose deep in the label of a blind bag, obviously reading the codes. I went outside and started to laugh. Tomorrow I will ask him if he got the pony he was looking for. Oh yes.

1 hours later 6411072 Anonymous
>>6411044 >>6411044 More dead niggers is alright by me

1 hours later 6411073 Anonymous
>>6410980 I suck at social interaction and ERPing so that won't happen very soon. I want to try it but I know I'll never be able to do it so eh. And again I don't think digestion is bad. I can like it. I just like it more when it isn't present

1 hours later 6411075 Anonymous
>>6410985 Was this scanned? It looks like real pencil

1 hours later 6411079 Anonymous
>>6411044 United States confirmed for backwater as fuck for a first world country.

1 hours later 6411083 Anonymous
>>6410985 That's a pretty Marker Pone. Ship it to Dooks for coloring.

1 hours later 6411084 Anonymous
>>6411058 Leave the TWILY face somewhere only she can see it

1 hours later 6411085 Anonymous
>>6411059 About the Uganda thing? Do you even read the news at all?

1 hours later 6411088 Anonymous
>>6411058 The way Pinkie's staring at that green thing makes it look like it could be a dick or something.

1 hours later 6411089 Anonymous (distressed surfer.png 993x559 306kB)
>>6411058 Your sister has good taste

1 hours later 6411093 Anonymous
I prefer the first one but the second one is also great

1 hours later 6411095 Anonymous (Scootaloo (138).png 302x303 114kB)
>>6411030

1 hours later 6411096 Anonymous
>>6411058 Blackmail, Anon. You know you want too. Get some swag for Christmas.

1 hours later 6411101 Anonymous
>>6411003 I like that one because the implied cleavage is amusing to me

1 hours later 6411102 Anonymous
>>6411058 you don't know how lucky you are surely this can lead to hot brother/sister fucking if you play your cards right

1 hours later 6411103 Anonymous
>>6411058 ask her if she wants you to be her knight in shining armor

1 hours later 6411104 Anonymous
>>6410417 >they stopped responding typical Rose

1 hours later 6411106 Anonymous
>>6411058 next time you see her say: "TWILY"

1 hours later 6411107 Anonymous
>>6411075 That's because it probably is

1 hours later 6411110 Anonymous (le twily face.png 682x1172 158kB)
>>6411058 TWILY Were any of those incest pics of TS and SA?

1 hours later 6411111 Anonymous
>>6411058 She's not a brony pride bitch who must tell everyone, which is good.

1 hours later 6411112 Anonymous
>>6411047 > couple of weeks Two months. Goddamn.

1 hours later 6411113 Anonymous
>>6411079 they had legal lynchings until 40 years ago, the US is worse than some 3rd world countries

1 hours later 6411116 Anonymous
>>6411079 They still have In God We Trust on their paper currency. What the fuck did you expect?

1 hours later 6411121 Anonymous
>>6411044 >>6411059 Gay SEX was illegal. You could be a faggot just like you can 'love' a horse, you just weren't allowed to consummate either. Lawrence v Texas ended up getting sodomy laws concerning homo buttlove revised.

1 hours later 6411127 Anonymous (quite6.png 801x954 231kB)
>>6411029

1 hours later 6411140 Anonymous
>>6411112 You poor bastard. My heart bleeds for you.

1 hours later 6411143 Anonymous
>>6411058 >>6411102 Wasn't there a ponyconfession we made fun of here? A brother and sister RP'ing Twilight/Shining Armour sex, and it being the best they ever had? Yeah dude Do it

1 hours later 6411158 Anonymous (eating hyenas.png 618x352 286kB)
>>6411113 >US spends 10x more on the defence budget than it does on healthcare or education >Wants to further increase the defence budget so it can continue to play world police >Constantly threatening bumfuck countries nobody cares about to not do shit against their own citizens

1 hours later 6411162 Anonymous
>>6411111 She probably doesn't even watch the show, she just has dreams of being filled with a a marshmallow unicorn cock

1 hours later 6411163 Anonymous (Su (191).gif 245x200 467kB)
>>6411030 25 years with no sex and counting. Wizardry, here i come!

1 hours later 6411169 Anonymous
>>6411030 going on about 19 years, feels bad man

1 hours later 6411171 Anonymous
>>6411102 Leave an image in the folder, with large bold text (so it's readable as a thumbnail) "I KNOW YOUR SECRET, TWILY." She'll shit a brick.

1 hours later 6411185 Anonymous
>>6411058 describe the SA smut I want to know if mine is in there

1 hours later 6411189 Anonymous
>>6411163 Well I fell so much better about myself Just don't go on a rampage with your powers when you get them

1 hours later 6411200 Anonymous
>>6411073 You might be surprised. Some of the best times I've done it was with unconfidant first-timers. It's fine if you're too shy, of course. I'm not here to push you into doing something you don't want to. Just saying, you'll never know till you try.

1 hours later 6411207 Anonymous
>>6411171 Do it. Sign it -Dad.

1 hours later 6411208 Anonymous
Who is your favorite background pony and which is your favorite danny devito movie? Lyra Death to Smoochy

1 hours later 6411209 Anonymous
>>6411158 there are 40 million americans living in poverty and almost 100m living "near poverty".

1 hours later 6411220 Anonymous (pinkie pie crazy.png 854x469 101kB)
>>6411102 When you grow up with someone, you don't want to fuck them. >>6411096 I don't try to pretend like I'm not a deviant, and she would probably be more upset at me invading her privacy than actually embarrassed. It's just...weird.

1 hours later 6411227 Anonymous
>>6411029 I smoked crack for the first time a few weeks ago, I don't know how people can like that, I felt like my heart was gonna explode for about 20 minutes straight, I could hear it pounding like a drum right inside my head, then I felt awful for the rest of the day. Niggers are shit at drugs.

1 hours later 6411237 Anonymous
>>6411220 >When you grow up with someone, you don't want to fuck them > I grew up with my older sister. I want to fuck her.

1 hours later 6411240 Anonymous
>>6410734 >>6410698 >>6410618 >>6410584 > fielding complaints Okay, maximum autism here but I field complaints all day at work. It means 'taking customer concerns seriously' and writing it down in the logbook for escalation. So he's right, he's never fielded a complaint about his dick or so he says. http://labs.openviewpartners.com/fielding-complaints-how-to-respond-correctly/

1 hours later 6411246 Anonymous
>>6411158 >>Constantly threatening bumfuck countries nobody cares about to not do shit against their own citizens To be fair, using chemical weapons is a war crime by any standard, whether it's against your own people or not, and well worthy of intervention. Plus, it's not like we're alone in seeing it as such.

1 hours later 6411252 Anonymous
For those of you that haven't gotten laid yet and are jealous of those who are complaining about not getting any 'recently', be glad. Going without is so much harder once you know what you're missing.

1 hours later 6411257 Anonymous
>>6411227 >Smoked crack. >Didn't run around stealing everything. Nigga you did it wrong.

1 hours later 6411258 Anonymous
>>6411227 I enjoyed heroin so much that I only did it once, because I know that enjoying a drug is worse than hating it.

1 hours later 6411263 Anonymous
>>6411209 should've worked harder

1 hours later 6411269 Anonymous
>>6411209 Why do you guys keep voting for policies that mainly benefit the rich as opposed to long-term plans to introduce socialist plans like universal healthcare and housing?

1 hours later 6411282 Anonymous
After this episode, I'm confident that the rest of the season will be good. The first two episodes were garbage, but every single episode since has managed to surprise me. The Trixie episode from last week is even in my top 5 favorite

1 hours later 6411287 Anonymous (10329492034253.png 524x285 25kB)
I assume that this animator was talking about Luna when he mentioned ep 6. But now i'm really curious about ep 9, because that's the "Applejack episode".

1 hours later 6411290 Anonymous
>>6411252 Not really. Sexual urges are just weakness of our species. Once you let that go, your mind will expand and you will become more intellegent.

1 hours later 6411291 Anonymous
>>6411237 pics

1 hours later 6411293 Anonymous
>>6411220 >When you grow up with someone, you don't want to fuck them. i've wanted to fuck my sister since we were little

1 hours later 6411295 Anonymous
>>6411246 Is Syria even in the UN?

1 hours later 6411296 Anonymous
>>6411263 Lol.

1 hours later 6411298 Anonymous
>>6411246 The US could just let those countries' neighbors intervene. You know, the countries that don't have to spend millions just getting there.

1 hours later 6411300 Anonymous (EVERYTHING.png 3014x3467 2689kB)
>>6411200 Who know. Maybe one day... But enough with this. This isn't really pony so...

1 hours later 6411302 Anonymous (Scootaloo Dash Hugs.gif 672x378 630kB)
It's only been a little over 12 hours Don't forget that Scootaloo/Dash bonding is now canon

1 hours later 6411306 Anonymous
>>6411269 >America. >Socialism. >LaughingRepublicans.png

1 hours later 6411311 Anonymous
>>6411252 >tfw your hand will never break up with you and you don't have to buy it jack shit feels good man

1 hours later 6411312 Anonymous
>>6411258 >kinda like weed >like the idea of getting the fuck out of my current job more >brother hasn't been sober since he moved out and owns a 4-foot bong Feels odd.

1 hours later 6411315 Anonymous
>>6411246 Yeah, except government "interventions" always come with a hidden agenda.

1 hours later 6411321 Anonymous
>>6411269 Americans are raised believing Socialism is a bad and horrible thing only terrorists do.

1 hours later 6411322 Anonymous
>>6411269 >socialist >america b-b-but muh capitalismz

1 hours later 6411323 Anonymous
Do you guys ever feel like your favorite pony might not be the right pony for you? Like, Pinkie is hands down my most favorite pony. I'd love to play and cook and have fun with her....but I think that she might grind on my nerves after a while. That if I spent too much time with her I'd grow to not like her. At the same time, I also like Twilight. Not as much, but I think we're far more compatible. She's more introverted and indoorsy. I'd probably be more comfortable with her, though maybe not as much fun.

1 hours later 6411329 Anonymous
>>6411287 She's going to have parents, and part of the 29% of his followers are Appleorphan fans.

1 hours later 6411332 Anonymous
>>6411302 we still never get to see scootaloos hispanic parents

1 hours later 6411333 Anonymous
>>6411237 Can't judge you for that. It freaks me out you fuckers managed to find my sister's picture and posted it here, though. /co/ could sometimes be creepy as much as /mlp/ has piss.

1 hours later 6411335 Anonymous
>>6411200 Where could I go? Any hot spots on the net?

1 hours later 6411336 Anonymous
>>6411258 I started going to an outpatient program 3 times a week for dope last month, it's kind of working but I still want it so fucking bad. I'm lucky my hand shake so bad I wouldn't be able to hit a vein on my own, snorting it felt good enough, I can't imagine what shooting it would be like.

1 hours later 6411340 Anonymous
>>6411237 You have a mental irregularity, anon. The natural instincts in place to keep you from wanting that are there to prevent the chance of weaker progeny.

1 hours later 6411341 Anonymous
>>6411269 Because they feel like they will be rich themselves one day, and they think that if rich pay more taxes, they will never get a chance to be rich too. Seriously. These are not clever people.

1 hours later 6411348 Jalm
>>6411220 >not wanting to fuck anything and everything that moves what does it feel like >>6411075 pony artists don't do enough traditional so I decided to try and then I remembered why they don't.

1 hours later 6411350 Anonymous
>>6411269 americans believe that socialist = communism and that communist = dictatorships, they literally believe that free healthcare will transform them in Soviet Russia

1 hours later 6411356 Anonymous
>>6410536 > touching the cervix with your dick hurts ... Oh. That explains a lot, actually. > mfw 8" is probably not such a kindness

1 hours later 6411360 Anonymous
>>6411269 the best way i've heard it explained is that americans are "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" no one in america thinks of themselves as poor or in need of help. all americans believe that they can and will become rich eventually. therefore, they only help rich people.

1 hours later 6411364 Anonymous
The only thing our government should do is 1. Standing Army 2. Trust Bust 3. Preservation of wildlife areas Dont get me started on unions and how counter productive they are in a society with social media

1 hours later 6411368 Anonymous
>>6411321 This. Socialism preached racial equality. So in the early 20th century it was easy for rich people to dupe poor people into hating socialism.

1 hours later 6411369 Anonymous
>>6411290 I agree. It's just more difficult to do so when you know you enjoy sex more than masturbation.

1 hours later 6411371 Anonymous
>>6411336 >addicts in MLPG every goddamn time. Do the cute ponoe help?

1 hours later 6411373 Anonymous
>>6411220 >When you grow up with someone, you don't want to fuck them. But What if I grew up with Pinkie?

1 hours later 6411381 Anonymous
>>6411333 Where did you think the /b/read went?

1 hours later 6411382 Anonymous
>>6411336 Shooting it was the single most incredible experience of my life thus far. Don't do it. It will ruin you. It took every shred of my willpower not to do it again, and I'd only done it once!

1 hours later 6411393 Anonymous
>>6411364 politcs >>6411369 incest >>6411371 drugs >>6411381 meta

1 hours later 6411395 Anonymous (ev01b.jpg 412x509 38kB)
>People talking about politics in MLPG when it isn't the hiatus >People saying all Americans think one way >People saying that THEY now how to fix the worlds largest economy

1 hours later 6411398 Anonymous
>>6411360 Except the blacks. Seriously, they have a 'you owe us' attitude

1 hours later 6411399 Anonymous
>>6411323 I feel like Scootaloo might not be the right pony for me because i might get called a pedophile for lusting after an underaged cartoon animal.

1 hours later 6411401 Anonymous
>>6411311 if you find the right person you don't have to buy them jack shit either

1 hours later 6411404 Anonymous
>>6411335 Well if you want to shop for someone, a quick google will find you any number of places that'll cater to whatever you're looking for, but I never cared for that. It's a shame that dead thread erping isn't like it used to be.

1 hours later 6411405 Anonymous
>>6411290 > sexual urges are a weakness, you'll get smarter if you just let it go Yes and no; a whole bunch of your brain is wired up not only in simple gratification but desire and determination to do x, y, or z to achieve a mate and consistent satisfying sex. Take away all that drive and you're not guaranteed to be smart, just not have interest or determination in those spheres.

1 hours later 6411410 Anonymous
>>6411398 >sins of the grandfather not this bullshit again

1 hours later 6411418 Anonymous (Ex65Ch.jpg 1024x561 96kB)
>>6411393 PONIES

1 hours later 6411431 Anonymous
>>6411418 There they are, phew

1 hours later 6411434 Anonymous
>>6411393 Such is life in the General.

1 hours later 6411437 Anonymous
>>6411323 My favorite pony is Trixie. I know we'd never be compatible. But I don't waifu, so I haven't thought about compatibility all that much anyway.

1 hours later 6411440 Anonymous
>>6411401 Amen, brother. Amen.

1 hours later 6411445 Anonymous
>>6411410 >implying whites don't owe blacks for the shit they do these days

1 hours later 6411446 Anonymous
>>6411382 You're probably gonna do it again at some point. Imo no one ever really gets completely clean, you just have periods where you're using and periods where you aren't. It feels too good to never do again.

1 hours later 6411450 Anonymous
>>6411356 > implying we have any Femanons Anon Anon pls

1 hours later 6411455 Anonymous
>>6411323 >Twilight is introverted I hope you're using it in the right way. Introverted does not mean shy. I hate it when people say their introverted as an excuse to be an asocial neckbeard

1 hours later 6411458 Anonymous
>>6411437 Fuck off, Seth.

1 hours later 6411460 Anonymous
>>6411393 Hey, you guys want to talk about kinky pony sex?

1 hours later 6411464 Anonymous
>>6411458 >le epic mlpg culture

1 hours later 6411469 Anonymous
>>6411460 yes

1 hours later 6411471 Anonymous
>>6411329 solid logic there

1 hours later 6411473 Anonymous
the only /pol/ I care about is when the new Phoenix Wright game and PW vs Layton are coming to the west

1 hours later 6411474 Anonymous
>>6411445 >Whites. >When the ones preaching the hatred are the black leaders.

1 hours later 6411475 Anonymous
>>6411410 I had a black guy tell me I should be for reperations because of my ancestors. When I informed him I had family fight for the north, he got all flustered and said I still should pay him for his ancestors work. Fucking lazy fucks. Thats why I really like mexicans.

1 hours later 6411476 Anonymous
>>6411460 Yes, if by sex you mean ear scratchies.

1 hours later 6411478 Anonymous
>>6411446 I tried it when I was 18. I'm 27 now. I've got a kid, so I won't be touching it ever.

1 hours later 6411482 Anonymous
>>6411450 >soarin femanon never delivered

1 hours later 6411486 Anonymous (shetipstheglass.png 400x500 7kB)
I want /pol/ to go. In fact I'd rather see some chubby humanizations.

1 hours later 6411495 Anonymous (capturedponies.png 1280x720 828kB)
>>6411460 Always

1 hours later 6411497 Anonymous
>>6411298 US leadership, anon. We have to lead the way. Turkey's not going to risk sarin warheads landing in Istanbul if they have to go it alone.

1 hours later 6411500 Anonymous
>>6411360 I don't know about that, I mean, I live in America and I really don't care about being rich. I just want to get a record deal and play live shows.

1 hours later 6411507 Anonymous
>>6411482 >tfw Pinkiesuit Anon is more reliable than any of the femanons

1 hours later 6411510 Anonymous
>Socialist policies >ever Holy fuck, it's you dependants who are choking this country

1 hours later 6411515 Anonymous
>>6411323 I'm pretty compatible with my favorite pony. I'm more compatible with my second favorite pony but I'm sure that actually living together with my favorite pony would make me change most of my behaviors even if it's a bit.

1 hours later 6411516 Anonymous
>>6411476 Would you rather give ear scratches or receive them?

1 hours later 6411518 Anonymous
>>6411473 just ignore it then, it'll be gone before long

1 hours later 6411528 Anonymous
Not introducing Scootaloo's family in her episode was a waste of potential. Does she have one or not? Good episode though, my favourite so far, especially after "I'm sorry for all the atrocities I've done, let me give you fireworks."

1 hours later 6411529 Anonymous
>>6411507 reliable but slow as fuck

1 hours later 6411531 Anonymous
>>6411469 >>6411495 Sweet. What kind? >>6411476 Ear scritching fetish? I know there was a mind-numbing thing a while ago.

1 hours later 6411534 Anonymous
>>6411495 >six changelings >six horses >"so who gets who?"

1 hours later 6411538 Anonymous
>>6411473 >tfw no Investigations 2

1 hours later 6411548 Anonymous
>>6411478 >I won't be touching it ever I've heard that before, good luck

1 hours later 6411560 Anonymous (1328154999802.jpg 403x481 56kB)
>All this /pol/ They said it would get better after the hiatus

1 hours later 6411564 Dalapony (WW_BigMacintosh.jpg 800x800 375kB)
This thread is now about apples.

1 hours later 6411566 Anonymous
>>6410584 > Chistery's penis is long enough to do this > search Chistery's penis for that old upset Celestia image > find this http://pastie.org/2099735 WHAT THE FUCK

1 hours later 6411571 Anonymous (Scootaloo (229).png 268x274 156kB)
>mlpg talking about politics and sexual experiences

1 hours later 6411572 Anonymous
>>6411529 I think it's because he has to wait for his place to be empty so nobody can ever find out the terrible secret

1 hours later 6411575 Anonymous
>>6411116 That's more of a tradition thing, we have the word "God" on all that shit just for completion, not because we actually believe in any of that religious bullshit

1 hours later 6411576 Anonymous
>>6411510 from each according to his ability, to each according to his need

1 hours later 6411582 Anonymous
>>6411560 It comes and goes.

1 hours later 6411583 Anonymous
>>6411534 >Two of them spitroast Dash >No one takes Fluttershy >She can only look

1 hours later 6411586 Anonymous
>>6411548 Sounds like you're going to do very well at kicking your habit with that kind of attitude. Good luck.

1 hours later 6411591 Anonymous
>>6411564 hah I love these and you

1 hours later 6411592 Anonymous
>>6411534 >"That blue one looks like she likes swarming. I love swarming." >"Who let this chucklefuck into our squad, again?"

1 hours later 6411595 Anonymous (1353379710797.jpg 512x342 55kB)
>/pol/ in mlpg

1 hours later 6411596 Anonymous (130803068351.png 500x580 409kB)
>>6411564 what is AJ's favourite kind of apple?

1 hours later 6411597 Anonymous (Cruelest episode.gif 600x338 1810kB)
>Ponies have cider once a year and there is never enough for everyone. >Humans can buy cider at the grocery store whenever they want, there's always enough. Who's the superior species now?

1 hours later 6411599 Anonymous
>>6411538 I didn't like the investigations games, mainly because the courtroom scenes were my favorite part of the AA series.

1 hours later 6411606 Anonymous
>>6411571 what do you want to talk about, scootanon?

1 hours later 6411607 Anonymous
>>6411575 >a tradition A tradition that started in the 50s, because those dirty commies were atheists.

1 hours later 6411611 Anonymous
>all these new people thinking the MLPG was going to get better after the hiatus

1 hours later 6411613 Anonymous
>>6411564 Oh thank Christ it's Dalapony. Save us with your art.

1 hours later 6411620 Anonymous
>>6411597 I'd rather be a pony

1 hours later 6411624 Anonymous (1305672635760.jpg 841x720 83kB)


1 hours later 6411632 Anonymous (848.gif 606x423 1789kB)
>>6411595

1 hours later 6411633 Anonymous
>>6411597 >ponies don't appear to rely on fossil fuels to function as a race I think they win.

1 hours later 6411634 Anonymous
>>6411597 >Comparing freshly made cider with store shit Anon come on

1 hours later 6411635 Anonymous
YEAH WE SMOKIN DIESEL

1 hours later 6411636 Anonymous
>>6411572 Imagine somebody walking in on you whilst wearing that thing just imagine it

1 hours later 6411642 Anonymous (MLPG.png 1268x677 51kB)
>>6411606 "HORSE SEMEN!"

1 hours later 6411650 Anonymous
>>6411635 yeah we smokin' kush

1 hours later 6411652 Anonymous
>>6411564 I love you man No homo

1 hours later 6411654 Anonymous
>>6411575 i can guarantee you plenty if not the majority of americans are still fervent, outspoken believers in god and jesus and all that bullshit

1 hours later 6411656 Anonymous
>>6411636 >So we gonna fuck or what? >"I- >No don't talk, Pinkie

1 hours later 6411657 Anonymous
Im ganna leave for a couple of hours. MLPG sucks unless its late night MLPG, then its fun. All this /pol/ and /an/ shit is really annoying

1 hours later 6411665 Anonymous
>>6411350 When US citizens say government care is socialism I can really only laugh because there is state/gov. run: roads, military, police, environmental protection, fire service, subsidized gas, really anything with the word "public" in the name. But here is the glory, if the private sector can do it better and for cheaper then there is a market for them to expand into.

1 hours later 6411666 Anonymous
>>6411650 I JUST SMOKED THIS SHIT I THINK HE CALLED IT GEORGE BUSH

1 hours later 6411671 Anonymous
>>6411586 Just saying. It's gonna come back soon, maybe not today, or this month, or this year, but it WILL come back. Not having a defeatist attitude to excuse my behavior, it's just the nature of the thing.

1 hours later 6411672 Anonymous
>>6411636 >"Uhh.... Okay, this is EXACTLY what it looks like."

1 hours later 6411678 Anonymous
>>6411657 >baaaw no one is talking about having sex with horses or posting porn

1 hours later 6411683 Anonymous
>>6411455 No no, nothing like that. Shes less out going, more focused on the less social activities but still remains social. She's like me, if i was a small unicorn voice by Tarra Strong

1 hours later 6411686 Anonymous
>>6411633 >We don't rely on princesses that can snap mentally and either roast of freeze the planet. Feels good.

1 hours later 6411687 Anonymous
>>6411654 it's true, the majority is still Christian. But Christianity is steeply declining, and atheism/agnosticism is rising, so the future looks good.

1 hours later 6411688 Anonymous
>>6411597 You're assuming Sweet Apple Acre cider isn't the shit. There's probably "cider" all year long. Just not Sweet Apple Acres seasonal cider. The apples have rotted just a little so they are indeed alcoholic. Nopony has bothered to investigate why late apples have such a great effect. >inb4 apples fall of trees before they go bad This is Equestria, apples won't fall off by themselves. They have to be bucked. Just like how the weather has to be organized and the winters wrapped up.

1 hours later 6411692 Anonymous
>>6411671 People are different, anon.

1 hours later 6411703 Anonymous
>>6411656 >Not forcing a "PUT YOUR DICK IN IT!"

1 hours later 6411708 Anonymous
why do you assholes even come here if you just want to talk about irrelevant political shit and how great sex feels?

1 hours later 6411714 chistery
>>6411566 Oh, right, the futa three-way thing. We used to have enough writers to crank out really disturbing shit like this on a regular basis. It's sad and kind of relieving that's changed.

1 hours later 6411716 Anonymous
>>6411656 >fucking >not just cuddling What's wrong with you?

1 hours later 6411718 Anonymous
>>6411678 Fuck off newfag. You dont understand what mlpg used to stand for. Go to your /b/read safehouse and leave

1 hours later 6411720 Anonymous (thundergod.gif 558x632 508kB)
>>6411666 GOT ME FEELING DUMB GOT ME FEELING NUMB

1 hours later 6411727 Anonymous
>>6411708 >>6411708 go back to ponychan, brony

1 hours later 6411731 Anonymous (Scootaloo (0).png 457x502 209kB)
>>6411642 you know me but huh... shouldn't we talk about pone

1 hours later 6411741 Anonymous
>>6411687 Don't forget Deism, we're always outspoken and not prevalent at all but we're still there and our philosophy makes sense as well.

1 hours later 6411743 Anonymous (inquisitive house fly.png 301x236 4kB)
>>6411720 I'M HIGH HOW MUCH LOWER CAN THE CEILINGS COME

1 hours later 6411745 Anonymous
>>6411528 Scootaloo has no family and the only pony who would reach out in her time of need was Luna, who haunted her dreams forcing her into an artificial fear so Scootaloo would admit an unrelated fear.

1 hours later 6411750 Anonymous
>>6411718 >anyone who doesn't want to fap to horses is a newfag sure thing faggot

1 hours later 6411757 Anonymous
>>6411642 my semen actually is quite delicious

1 hours later 6411763 Anonymous
How many times will Rainbow Dash have sex with Scootaloo per night, now?

1 hours later 6411768 Anonymous
>>6411692 Just keep your head up, it's the kind of thing that sneaks up on you. Good luck, not saying this in a sarcastic manner at all, it's a hard one to break and it takes guts to do it.

1 hours later 6411775 Anonymous
le newfag brony ponybrony20%cooler

1 hours later 6411776 Anonymous
>>6411750 McCunterson Esquire. Isn't it past your bedtime american?

1 hours later 6411785 Anonymous
>>6411750 I'm pretty sure he's talking about all the offtopic discussion that's happening.

1 hours later 6411788 Anonymous
>>6411596 idk why but i see her liking the less sweet apples

1 hours later 6411793 Anonymous (1334710431066.png 635x617 279kB)
>>6411718 >newfag You're the hero we deserve, anon.

1 hours later 6411796 Anonymous
>>6411776 You have a stick In your ass

1 hours later 6411797 Anonymous
>>6411763 "have sex" would imply that scootaloo's getting off too

1 hours later 6411803 Anonymous
Do you think Celestia fulfilled Luna's role as a dream guide during the years she was trapped in the moon? Can she also enter people's dreams?

1 hours later 6411805 Anonymous
>>6411775 >ponybrony what happened with him?

1 hours later 6411808 Anonymous
>>6411750 Yep. That's the deal here. If you don't fap to cartoon horses, get the fuck out.

1 hours later 6411809 Anonymous
>>6411745 Luna is now forever in my head that creepy pony that spies on dreams. How was she supposed to know Scoot needed help on her FIRST bad dream?

1 hours later 6411812 Anonymous
>>6411805 still in the steam chat

1 hours later 6411816 Anonymous (1354944973210.png 500x500 150kB)
Come on in... I don't bite~

1 hours later 6411821 Anonymous
>>6411805 Rose's whiteknights killed him

1 hours later 6411823 Anonymous
>>6411718 there's always been offtopic discussion in mlpg though, even back in 2010

1 hours later 6411824 Anonymous
>>6411805 Started stalking/harassing Rose and then went off the deep end with it. Still doing it as far as I know.

1 hours later 6411826 Anonymous
>>6411785 nah, he said nighttime MLPG, he practically want to shitpost and talk about horses vaginas and anuses

1 hours later 6411836 Anonymous
>>6411812 We have a steam group!?

1 hours later 6411837 Anonymous
>>6411809 She probably can feel it with her magic or something

1 hours later 6411839 Anonymous
>>6411809 She's the fuckin' sandmare. Magic.

1 hours later 6411842 Anonymous
>>6411816 I'd take those fangs over a girl with braces any day.

1 hours later 6411843 Anonymous
>>6411816 i want to cum in the other end

1 hours later 6411847 Anonymous
>>6411803 Celestia is far too busy dealing with day dreams.

1 hours later 6411850 chistery
>>6411763 > implying Well, let's see - over the course of their relationship of let's say ten years before Scootaloo and Dash just can't really meet up or hang out any more due to obligations, there'd be at most three confusing mornings after, so ... 3 / 3650 days (10 years, 365 days) Pegged at 0.0008219178 instances of sex, maybe at most three sessions per night, so The math isn't gonna be so good

1 hours later 6411851 Anonymous
>>6411826 le mad face le daytime mlpg so le better upvote if u le agree

1 hours later 6411852 Anonymous
>>6411823 I know im just a bit stressed tonight. Sorry.

1 hours later 6411861 Anonymous
have you ever had a sexual experience with a sibling was it as wonderful as i assume

1 hours later 6411863 Anonymous
>>6411826 what are the modes of mlpg anyway? I know daytime is anger and late night is fetishes, is that it?

1 hours later 6411867 Anonymous
>>6411836 How new

1 hours later 6411869 Anonymous
>>6411851 le murder le decapitation le necro skullfuck

1 hours later 6411871 Anonymous (1354349847763.png 720x480 58kB)
>>6411776 >tfw having the freedom to own a gun and defend myself against muslims without getting sued for discrimination >tfw I don't have to worry about getting sued because a criminal tripped on the stairs in my house and broke his leg Legality of firearm ownership is the truest indicator of a country's freedom

1 hours later 6411873 Anonymous
>>6411839 Now I want to see her and Sandman from Rise of the Guardians playing with dreams together.

1 hours later 6411876 Anonymous
>>6411823 There comes a time when there is little left to discuss when the topic is a 22 minute cartoon with self-contained episodic plots.

1 hours later 6411877 Anonymous
>>6411863 pretty much, mornings are just shitposting

1 hours later 6411882 Anonymous
>>6411708 Fine you want the low down? >A few people who have been here for far too long start treating it like a community and post personal stuff >Other people, probably new, come and see it and think it's okay and respond and post their own unrelated stuff in turn because "it's okay if I post about not ponies if this guy is doing it" >Communism Domino effect, Democracy is dead >shitty moderation and ineffective report system clash with spammers and assholes who post whatever they want Somewhere there's a balance between just having fun in a pony thread and taking this all too seriously but I don't know where it is so I tend to lean towards the former.

1 hours later 6411888 Anonymous
>>6411731 Scootanon, how do you feel about Rainbow Dash? >inb4 "meta circlejerking" This is the closest I'm going to get to a conversation with Scootaloo. That or I meet the living incarnated someday. >tfw unless you're rad and shit rainbows she won't have anything to do with you.

1 hours later 6411889 Anonymous
>>6411863 Morning is a combination of extreme chill and anything related to pony

1 hours later 6411895 Anonymous
>>6411824 Wasn't he the one who talked shit about her art? >talk shit about her art >"WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME IT'S JUST AN OPINION LOVE AND TOLER8 XD"

1 hours later 6411897 Anonymous (1350503538476.gif 579x480 1258kB)
>>6411852 it's cool bro how about this pony, do you like her?

1 hours later 6411899 Anonymous
>>6411836 Yeah, but the chat is dubious at best. It's made up mostly of people who don't post anymore, and MLPG's most shameless shitposters. Nachos got kicked out though, so there's that. Also they do like vidja, and you can find people to play with there. So long as you don't treat/view it like an extension of the general, it's 'okay'.

1 hours later 6411900 Anonymous (Scootaloo (112).jpg 640x777 93kB)
>>6411757 i've heard people with diabetes have really sweet semen, is that true?

1 hours later 6411901 Anonymous (rub rub rub.png 632x307 206kB)
During the apple family reunion, Babs will go around trying to find Scootaloo. When she does, Scootaloo will be going at it with Rainbow Dash. How heartbroken will Babs be upon finding out Scoots is with a full grown mare and not her?

1 hours later 6411905 Anonymous
>>6411863 Morning is chill. Idle banter, occasional OT stuff. Afternoon is the slow decay, evening is the peak.

1 hours later 6411906 Anonymous
>>6411871 >tfw don't have to worry about getting shot when I take a shortcut through someones garden 10/10

1 hours later 6411907 Anonymous (1353779158524.jpg 314x384 13kB)
>>6411852 it's okay man, just lie back and let all that stress sublimate off like a heatsink listen to some upliftin music or whatever

1 hours later 6411915 Anonymous
>>6411899 They are the /v/ of MLPG.

1 hours later 6411932 Anonymous
>>6411882 >shitty moderation and ineffective report system that's never going to get better though

1 hours later 6411934 Anonymous
>>6411905 Daytime is the angry shitposting frothing carnival of hate

1 hours later 6411939 Anonymous
>>6411915 Which is fucking saying something.

1 hours later 6411944 Anonymous
>>6411906 so don't cut through their fucking garden, I don't hop my neighbor's fence because it would save me 10 seconds

1 hours later 6411947 Anonymous (Scootaloo (181).png 474x422 188kB)
>>6411888 she cool apart from the fact her personality is an overused cliche, she plays it very well. could have a little more personality though.

1 hours later 6411950 Anonymous
>>6411901 > implying She hasn't really figured out what her feelings are for Scootaloo, so she'd be mostly shocked and aroused, hiding in a nearby bush to "see how this pans out." Babs feels so hot, so so very hot, not really sure what's going on but the groans and motions are just hypnotizing.

1 hours later 6411952 Anonymous
>>6411915 Yeah, that's accurate enough. Just replace 'being angry and very very very occasionally talking about videogames' with 'acting retarded and very very very occasionally talking about ponies'

1 hours later 6411953 Anonymous
>>6411906 I would just make a rig that shanked you for trampling on my yard you lazy fag.

1 hours later 6411955 Anonymous
>>6411900 No. Diabetes can in extreme cases create sugar crystals in the bloodstream, but that system is separate from the reproductive channels that produce semen. Incidentally, though, you can detect impending diabetic shock by the scent of acetone on the breath of the diabetic.

1 hours later 6411965 Anonymous
>>6411900 wouldn't know

1 hours later 6411968 Anonymous (buttrubs.gif 456x412 460kB)
>>6411901 why would Scootaloo or Rainbow Dash be at an Apple family reunion?

1 hours later 6411980 Anonymous
>>6411968 For some action Well that;s why Dash is there And she's taken Scoots under her wing now

1 hours later 6411983 Anonymous
>>6411843 You may. You'll just have to make it there first.

1 hours later 6411984 Anonymous (check your privilege.gif 180x104 234kB)
>>6411953 >yard >trampling >mfw Americans can't walk through a garden without accidentally ruining everything they touch Just like the Middle East

1 hours later 6411985 Anonymous
>>6411882 >shit moderation >shit report system Oh man I remember when people used to like this. And they'd say if 4chan were any different we'd be like ponychan in effect. Those were the days.

1 hours later 6411986 Anonymous
>>6411968 ...free food.

1 hours later 6411987 Anonymous
>>6411901 scootaloo's just as confused about her feelings as babs, I don't think she'd rush into something like that

1 hours later 6411993 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>6411980 That winghug was super adorable.

1 hours later 6411995 Anonymous
>>6411901 Why wasn't Babs with the rest of the family in episode 1?

1 hours later 6412002 Anonymous
>>6411871 i'm not sure how to feel about the gun debate why is it legal to carry a concealed gun but not a concealed sword? also, if guns are really for defense, then why aren't militias legal? why can't private citizens own tanks and rockets?

1 hours later 6412007 Anonymous
>>6411906 >>6411944 >>6411953 >tfw can never run through green lots and vault fences with gleeful childlike abandon and just enjoy the feeling of motion and freedom because of people like you

1 hours later 6412013 Anonymous (Dash Scootaloo Wing Hug.gif 480x270 1106kB)
>>6411993 It made me so happy I may or may not have teared up a bit s-shut up

1 hours later 6412015 Anonymous
>>6411985 But that was before the shitposting got completely out of hand.

1 hours later 6412018 Anonymous
>>6411987 But anon, what if this were a year or two into the future? What if Scoots is still heady from starting to do "things" with Dash but likes exploring these new feelings and her body and Dash's, while Babs is still struggling to understand she likes girls at all?

1 hours later 6412020 Anonymous (Scootaloo (289).png 900x922 134kB)
>>6411955 thanks Dr. science, i was misinformed

1 hours later 6412023 Anonymous
>>6411986 Sounds good to me. Would AJ drag all her fiends to the reunion? How would she get Fluttershy to show up?

1 hours later 6412027 Anonymous
>>6411985 those people are still here hint: we're not the ones complaining

1 hours later 6412028 Anonymous
>>6411985 the lack of moderation didn't bother me so much on /co/ but I feel like it's needed now.

1 hours later 6412034 Anonymous
>>6411995 She's probably related with the Oranges so she'd have no reason to go there. They sent her to the farm because it would be a nice break from the bulling and since she liked it she would probably go again there now.

1 hours later 6412035 Anonymous
>>6411984 >mfw a yurofag rides his bike through my yard, uses the pool stairs as a ramp, jumps onto my roof, and jumps onto the sidewalk to save 5 seconds in getting home

1 hours later 6412039 Anonymous
>>6412002 Swords are scary because, if you pulled a sword out, people wouldn't be expecting it. Pull out a gun, and people are like "Phew, for a second I thought you had something scary under your jacket!"

1 hours later 6412054 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>6412013 >>6412013 HNNNNNNG

1 hours later 6412056 Anonymous
>>6411987 >Implying it isn't all Dash's idea. "C'mon Scootaloo, just stroke it a little..." >>6411968 Babs left the reunion to search for scoots.

1 hours later 6412061 Anonymous
>>6412018 would dash really be up for that though? I mean fuck, she can be harsh at time but I don't think she'd take advantage of a filly that way

1 hours later 6412066 Anonymous
>>6412013 > you will never have this relationship with a "big older sister" again, and if you did it'd be a little odd because you're a 20-something now F-fuck this feeling

1 hours later 6412071 Anonymous
I'm really liking this porn I'm drawing right now. Haven't inked it yet, but I've got really high hopes.

1 hours later 6412083 Anonymous
>>6412013 I love how she puts her little hooves against her chest That whole scene was just adorably perfect

1 hours later 6412086 Anonymous (1338674020997.png 731x684 373kB)
>>6411955 So diabeetus people can spread diabeetus just by breathing on people? That's terrifying

1 hours later 6412087 Anonymous
>>6411984 >Be an American. >Can't get from house to the grocery store, a block away in my SUV without shooting someone, clapping at my fuel gague going from full to empty, running over someones prized garden, and running out of gas just as I get to the store, only to remember that I already HAVE beer. And then crashing a hijacked bus into the side of my house as my now naked body scrambles out of the wreck and into my gun filled house. Just in time to see my house on the news as the SWAT team tears my door down. And we all clap as my broken, nude form is dragged out of the house, until they realize I am white and we all have a laugh as I am released without question for being a great American.

1 hours later 6412088 Anonymous
>>6412002 Wait, militias are illegal? That's total crap. I should be allowed to defend my neighborhood with my gun crazy neighbors if I want to. I can chalk not being allowed to own tanks or rockets to government-only contracts with the companies that make said weapons.

1 hours later 6412090 Anonymous (1310571587282.jpg 670x401 48kB)
>multiple shitstorms happening >guy taking pictures of a fursuit for the thread manages to garner no negative reactions I still don't know how he managed to do this, on 4chan of all fucking places

1 hours later 6412097 Anonymous (Lun46.png 645x716 246kB)
I need gifs of new luna

1 hours later 6412098 Anonymous
>>6412071 Does this look like Twitter?

1 hours later 6412101 Anonymous
>>6412066 Man, I have that relationship with my older sister. Now she has a kid, I can have this relationship with her son. I'm stoked.

1 hours later 6412111 Anonymous
>>6412098 kinda

1 hours later 6412113 Anonymous
>>6412071 Rose pls

1 hours later 6412117 Anonymous
>>6412090 > that image My every fucking day here. I say this as an Anon.

1 hours later 6412120 Anonymous (flatline.jpg 450x306 19kB)
>>6412013 >that look on scoots' face

1 hours later 6412126 Anonymous
>>6412090 wait, did I miss new pinkanon pictures? Link pls?

1 hours later 6412130 Anonymous
>>6412090 I'm probably the last person to want anything to do with fursuits or the like, but that Pinkie outfit is pretty cute. And he's generally a pretty nice guy. But I know what you mean, since there's usually always one asshole here.

1 hours later 6412131 Anonymous (1354402420620.png 500x382 217kB)
>>6412087 >mfw this is funny because I can actually imagine this happening for real here

1 hours later 6412134 Anonymous
>>6412088 It's easier to make destructive weapons than buy them, just look at Tim Mcveigh and Anders Brevik

1 hours later 6412140 Anonymous
>>6412097 I need Luna

1 hours later 6412143 Anonymous
>>6412086 That's right. I'm going to put my science inside of you.

1 hours later 6412146 Anonymous (Scootaloo (210).png 234x229 93kB)
>>6412086 i got diabetes watching this episode

1 hours later 6412159 Anonymous
>>6412028 Then you dont believe in the fundamentals of the 4chan idea.

1 hours later 6412164 Anonymous (Scootaloo Dash hug.gif 480x270 2064kB)
One more in case you missed these

1 hours later 6412169 Anonymous
>>6412087 >Getting your meme arrows stolen in the middle of your post. American crime rates ladies and gentlemen.

1 hours later 6412171 Anonymous
>>6412131 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqRQ0VRRO9Y >crossfit

1 hours later 6412174 Anonymous
>>6412126 Nothing new but he did say he was going to do a Christmas themed one soon(tm)

1 hours later 6412190 Anonymous
>>6412164 >dat snuggle MY HEART

1 hours later 6412191 Anonymous (Deer Dad.jpg 354x341 16kB)
>>6411688 >>6411688 >Apples have to be removed from the tree >Weather has to be organized >"Faugh! I bet the blasted sun wouldn't set unless someone tauld it to!"

1 hours later 6412195 Anonymous (Dashahahah.gif 417x405 823kB)
>>6412087 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1 hours later 6412197 Anonymous
>>6412146 I wish I could say that; 'beetus kind of sucks The monitoring alone, goddamn

1 hours later 6412205 Anonymous
>>6412159 I'll be pleasantly surprised if someone doesn't tell you to go back to /b/ for this post

1 hours later 6412209 Anonymous
>>6412090 That pinkie fursuit guy is doing things again? Did I miss a pic? I didn't see one upthread, but I've been just skimming this shit for the last hour or so

1 hours later 6412216 Anonymous
So as long as I'm here, what's the scoop on the next episode? Any information there?

1 hours later 6412217 Anonymous (Scootaloo and Dash snuggle hug.gif 640x360 750kB)
>>6412190

1 hours later 6412220 Anonymous (1297145305969.png 179x177 38kB)
>>6412191

1 hours later 6412226 Anonymous (1355023772452.png 964x248 39kB)
>>6412090 >tripfags

1 hours later 6412231 Anonymous (mxRBi.png 800x800 647kB)
>>6412164 >You will never snuggle a pony

1 hours later 6412232 Anonymous
>>6412164 oh hnnng my mind's filling in words other than what they said in the show

1 hours later 6412238 Anonymous
>>6412197 Is it bad that I can figure out who someone is based on their use of "goddamn" alone?

1 hours later 6412240 Anonymous
>>6412088 >Wait, militias are illegal? That's total crap. i assume so, it's part of the whole "the state has a monopoly on the use of force" thing personally, i think americans are just confused about whether they love or hate the government

1 hours later 6412242 Anonymous
>>6412217 jesus christ

1 hours later 6412250 Anonymous
>>6412197 My friend got it when he we were six. I was super jealous because he had all these cool gadgets that looked like calculators. I wanted to have diabetes. Then he lost his eyesight and a few fingers because he didn't take shit seriously.

1 hours later 6412252 Anonymous
>>6412013 And last year, everyone was dead-set on Scootaloo never being happy. Seeing this moment felt SO good.

1 hours later 6412253 Anonymous
>>6412164 THIS EPISODE PLEASES ME SO GOD DAMN MUCH I'M ANGRY HOW SATISFIED I AM. If the show got canceled tomorrow I'd still have this episode. God damn these feels. >tfw wanting Scoot and Dash canon feels >tfw delivered so fucking much

1 hours later 6412266 Anonymous
>>6412061 basically my thought on that there, dash can speak and act before she thinks but not to that degree.

1 hours later 6412276 Anonymous
>>6412240 > I assume so Except it isn't illegal to have a militia. It's illegal to start pretending you have the authority of an Army, but having a bunch of well-trained guys in a group shooting things and preparing for D-Day is something a close reading of the Constitution affords. In fact many people question whether the Federal military is nearly as Constitution as smaller bands like that.

1 hours later 6412283 Anonymous
>>6412220 >"...I need a feckin' drink."

1 hours later 6412288 Anonymous
>>6412217 STOP IT ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! BECAUSE IT'S WOR

1 hours later 6412301 Anonymous
>>6412209 see >>6412174

1 hours later 6412302 Anonymous (1354048693309.jpg 842x471 93kB)
>>6412226 >Dota 2 General

1 hours later 6412303 Anonymous
>>6412276 * as constitutional

1 hours later 6412314 Anonymous
>>6412288 I NEED THE DEFIBRILLATOR! DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME!

1 hours later 6412317 Anonymous
>>6412276 >questioning the military what are you, a liberal?

1 hours later 6412325 Anonymous
>>6412283 >Upon realizing that she effects the entire planet, deer alcohol consumption increased tenfold. >With no noticed population spike, it is a mystery and where the surplus alcohol goes.

1 hours later 6412351 Anonymous (WhereDoYouThinkWeAre.png 600x390 199kB)
>>6412317

1 hours later 6412355 Anonymous
>>6412314 Fuck, I'm still here.

1 hours later 6412359 Anonymous (Scootaloo (297).jpg 500x282 16kB)
>>6412253 >>6412252 >Dash agrees to act as scoots big sister >happy scoots is best scoots

1 hours later 6412360 Anonymous (little_sweetie_belle_by_kousekix3-d5cuzt5.jpg 2048x1536 1129kB)
what is the height and weight of a sweetie belle i want realistic hugs

1 hours later 6412378 Anonymous
>>6412359 >you will never make a little girl happy

1 hours later 6412386 Anonymous (Size Chart.jpg 2816x2328 1239kB)
>>6412360 About 70 cm

1 hours later 6412388 Anonymous
>>6412317 Well no, actually Conservatives are more apt to question the structure of the military nowadays. Liberals are more concerned with its functions or using it as a way of enforcing hegemony, and entering theaters we really don't need to. Funny enough those same Conservatives that question the Constitutionality of the US military often question that shit too.

1 hours later 6412389 Anonymous (1340011650159.png 964x2241 254kB)
>>6412302 more like every single general thread in 4chan

1 hours later 6412394 Anonymous
>>6412359 >Scoots moves in. >Dash forgets that Scoot needs help getting down, leaves for weather patrol duty. >It's a big storm, she is gone all day.

1 hours later 6412395 Anonymous
>>6412360 Five feet tall Ten ounces

1 hours later 6412397 Anonymous
>>6412253 >Rainbow Dash leaves to go to the Wonderbolts academy >Scootaloo is unhappy again JUST WAIT FOR THAT TO BE OVERLOOKED COME FINAL EPISODE MONTAGE TIME.

1 hours later 6412403 Anonymous
>>6412360 Somebody probably has a chart lying ar- >>6412386 Alright. Now, how much does she weigh?

1 hours later 6412405 Anonymous
>>6412386 S-so my 7" dick WOULD be enough to please them?

1 hours later 6412409 Anonymous
>>6412351 I always thought of 4ch to be more conservative than liberal

1 hours later 6412417 Anonymous
>>6412397 Actually, speaking of Wondebolts academy I hope they incorporate some of Dash taking Scoots under her wing into that episode That would be dandy

1 hours later 6412419 Anonymous
>>6412409 Only because in this case the conservatives are the most vocal.

1 hours later 6412421 Anonymous (pinkie steps on a cake.gif 480x270 2363kB)
>>6412403 Light as a feather

1 hours later 6412423 Anonymous
>>6412394 >there's a little yellow rainstorm

1 hours later 6412426 Anonymous
>>6412389 > I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me Every night on MLPG

1 hours later 6412428 Anonymous
>>6412386 and how much does she weigh? also approx body temperature

1 hours later 6412430 Anonymous
>>6412378 >didn't get the little sister into my little pony >not watching new episodes with her >not taking her to school every morning and talking about ponies the entire time >not doodling ponies after new episode >Not wearing pony shirts together out in public

1 hours later 6412434 Anonymous (tumblr_mcfeb7q04P1rcjmu8o1_500.gif 500x473 445kB)
>De Lancie was talking about those comercials when he said that he made more voice acting for the show

1 hours later 6412451 Anonymous
>>6412388 ...are you seeing the same Republican Party I am? Because last time I checked, they're more militaristic by a longshot. Although it's possible you're differentiating conservative from Republican

1 hours later 6412452 Anonymous (1345694451589.png 690x514 185kB)
>>6412397 What if Rainbow Dash never returns because her toy isn't selling well and wonderbolts academy is her final episode outside the odd cameo?

1 hours later 6412454 Anonymous (1355002637746.jpg 400x349 83kB)
>>6412164

1 hours later 6412456 Anonymous
>>6412434 Oh god I would laugh so hard at the upset bronies.

1 hours later 6412463 Anonymous
>>6412388 my point is that americans are confused about whether they love or hate the government

1 hours later 6412467 Anonymous
>>6412389 Speaking of which, come watch horrible animu on Toonami with the rest of us /co/ http://www.justin.tv/livetoons9#/w/4328256144/4

1 hours later 6412468 Anonymous
>>6412405 Someone made some math and come to the conclusion that the average marshmallow pony dick is 7 inches long

1 hours later 6412477 Anonymous
>>6412451 Yeah, bingo. Sorry I didn't make that clear. It's funny the Tea Party is so fucking crazy about everything else but may actually have a point with the Constitutional question of the military.

1 hours later 6412485 Anonymous
>>6412419 Because there is no hive mind supressing different views.

1 hours later 6412489 Anonymous
>>6412452 >In her last moments on screen she turns into a princess >Toy sales jump

1 hours later 6412493 Anonymous
>>6412409 I think we're more libertarian than anything, though between the two I think there's a slight leftist bent

1 hours later 6412499 Anonymous
>>6412452 I might actually miss her after today's episode.

1 hours later 6412502 Anonymous
>>6412417 I always thought the main problem with the Wondebolts not letting RD in was that she was too much of a show off and really couldn't be part of a team. >first part of episode >she helps scoots even know she doesn't feel like it >she gets let in? >credits

1 hours later 6412504 Anonymous
>>6412477 Can you kindly stop having a political debate in the my little pony general?

1 hours later 6412516 Anonymous
>>6412452 that would improve the show a lot

1 hours later 6412517 Anonymous
>>6412428 A few degrees above human body temperature.

1 hours later 6412522 Anonymous
WHY HAVE WE GONE INTO /POL/ MODE AGAIN?

1 hours later 6412526 Anonymous (richard parker.jpg 690x461 41kB)
>>6412013

1 hours later 6412533 Anonymous
>>6412394 >Scoots is bored and lonely for a bit >Eventually starts playing pretend >Whole episode of fantasy scooty adventures, interspersed with shots of her wrecking up the place while imagining fighting dragons and bears >"Thank you Scootaloo, you have saved out village, have this wicked sick scooter as a reward" >OH FUCK DASH IS COMING >Cram all the mess under rugs and into the cloud walls >Pretend to be bored as Dash opens the door

1 hours later 6412534 Jalm
>>6412421 Weight's completely unrelated. Height, maybe, but weight? She'll hug you so tightly you can barely breathe.

1 hours later 6412535 Anonymous
>>6412522 Because MLPG.

1 hours later 6412537 Anonymous
>>6412430 >not getting mistaken for a pedophile

1 hours later 6412545 Anonymous (Hooves_of_the_main_6_S2E01.png 993x559 284kB)
anyone else here like legs/hooves

1 hours later 6412555 Anonymous (kevinsanodoesnthjustdoporn.jpg 1280x1280 476kB)
>>6412405 >>6412468 7" Equestrian master race!

1 hours later 6412561 Anonymous
>>6412502 I'm actually curious how they're going to handle that episode I highly doubt she'll actually get in, but I feel like she wouldn't get out right rejected. So what's the middle ground?

1 hours later 6412565 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>6412502 This upcoming episode is Dash questioning herself and if she has what it takes for the Wonderbolts. I expect lots of self doubt and feels of the sad kind when she turns them down at the end of the episode

1 hours later 6412571 Anonymous
>>6412452 >Todays episode meant nothing

1 hours later 6412576 Anonymous
>>6412533 >Scootaloo brings some toys to Rainbow Dash's house >she puts them down on the floor >they fall through the cloud >she doesn't have any toys anymore

1 hours later 6412577 Anonymous
>>6412325 >increased tenfold >implying it wasn't already at its peak I bet if a deer smoked too much, he'd burst into flames.

1 hours later 6412579 Anonymous
>>6412545 I want to bite them

1 hours later 6412580 chistery
>>6412533 I'd pay so much money for that to happen.

1 hours later 6412584 Anonymous (1344339363999.gif 300x170 1954kB)
>>6412555 >belly button

1 hours later 6412586 Anonymous
>>6412545 Yes of course. Are you talking about just liking them, or having a fetish for them.

1 hours later 6412595 Anonymous
>>6412534 Weight's important if you want to carry her in your arms, play airplane, give her piggybacks, and pin her up against a wall while you rail her virgin filly cunt.

1 hours later 6412597 Anonymous
>>6412545 >tfw you will never be the official town hoofcleaner using only your tongue

1 hours later 6412600 Anonymous
>>6412477 Man, I've been to a Tea Party meeting and those people were the most rally behind the flag, big stick waving, must-support-Israel-at-all-costs militarists I've ever seen. I thought you were talking about the Paul branch; maybe that's what the Tea Party was originally but it sure as shit isn't now.

1 hours later 6412611 Anonymous
>>6412576 pfft haha

1 hours later 6412616 Anonymous (punk music.jpg 810x1195 149kB)
>>6412430 >wearing pony shirts together out in public

1 hours later 6412624 Anonymous
>>6412586 is there a difference? i never thought about that before

1 hours later 6412627 Anonymous (Scootaloo on back.png 596x570 287kB)
At about 3:50 into the episode, when Scootaloo fell down on her back, they played some chicken sound effects.

1 hours later 6412628 Anonymous
>>6412577 Uh bro, I made the joke about it being peaked in the second line...

1 hours later 6412630 Anonymous
>>6412597 Thats going a bit too far man. A little too far.

1 hours later 6412636 Anonymous
>>6412600 Yeah, I kind of wish Gary Johnson weren't such a dick-tool about the Fair Tax and driven home his military stances; you'd be surprised how much support he'd get. But please, friend, let's pony. This is a pleasant bent of /pol/ discussion but this isn't the time or place.

1 hours later 6412644 Anonymous
>>6412561 not top of the class, not getting any attention, no sight of the Wondebolts other than a 5 sec fly by appearance. >>6412565 she picks friends over Wondebolts, i would like to see this.

1 hours later 6412645 Anonymous
>>6412627 I noticed. PANDERING PANDERING BARELY EVEN CANON

1 hours later 6412649 Anonymous
>>6412576 rainbow must own things that aren't made of clouds.

1 hours later 6412660 Anonymous
>>6412616 SO I never understood that, what's so bad about kids saying that? Is it that music was always shit or what?

1 hours later 6412672 Anonymous (1341189852430.gif 960x540 380kB)
>>6412649 Yes, pony products are probably enchanted to float on clouds just fine.

1 hours later 6412679 Anonymous (Scootaloo (87).png 435x426 253kB)
>>6412627 >her leg twisting at 3:57 how can pony legs even bend like that?

1 hours later 6412683 Anonymous
>>6412627 What are you talking about, that was what the whole episode was about, Scootalo was a big chicken

1 hours later 6412687 Anonymous
>>6412660 >Green Day >Blink 182 >punk music

1 hours later 6412689 Anonymous
>>6412628 Is THAT what that line said? Sorry...

1 hours later 6412693 Anonymous
>>6412627 True, but I think it was more of a "birds circling around head" cartoon thing.

1 hours later 6412699 Anonymous
Next pony posted is the one I pretend to pillow cuddle

1 hours later 6412700 Anonymous
>>6412649 We need another Cloudsdale episode

1 hours later 6412710 Anonymous
>>6412679 She's very flexible.

1 hours later 6412714 Anonymous
>>6412649 all things are clouds, like patrick in sponge bob, all things are sand >rainbow dash is actually poor, cloud homes are worse than equestrian funded housing, other than her turtle she has nothing

1 hours later 6412715 Anonymous
>>6412660 there's always been shit music and good music and >>6412687

1 hours later 6412719 Anonymous
>>6412672 Maybe its more of that innate pegasus cloudwalking magic stuff Anything a pegasus puts on a cloud can sit on a cloud

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