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2012-12-01 05:01 6192643 fallenPineapple MLP General (cutie_mark_crusaders_headbob_by_tomdantherock-d4q2k23.gif 600x300 117kB)
Old Thread: >>6189041 >~11hrs 30min Till new pone Optimistic thread go!

0 min later 6192662 Anonymous
>>6192643 What the fuck is wrong with their necks?

1 min later 6192676 Anonymous
>>6192651 Hahahaha boop

2 min later 6192688 Anonymous
>>6192643 JESUS CHRIST I SOMEHOW FORGOT ABOUT NEW PONE IN JUST A FEW HOURS OH GOD I'M EXCITED

2 min later 6192691 Anonymous
>>6192651 Is it already sunday? Thank god I missed the shitstorm.

2 min later 6192693 Anonymous (riotousbooklust.png 629x347 212kB)
>>6192643 PONE PONE PONE Optimism, though? No, bro No

2 min later 6192696 Anonymous (35fc22a8df2e60a16ac6ff4ebadfe2a7.png 800x1964 763kB)
Adventure!

2 min later 6192701 RustyDooks
>>6192652 >Hasbro LA empieza la segunda temporada con la boda real solo para vender mas juguetes de Cadance Ahora que lo pienso, tiene algo de sentido.

3 min later 6192703 Anonymous
>>6192652 Van a empezar con la boda en serio?

3 min later 6192716 Anonymous
>>6192701 He's speaking in tongues again

4 min later 6192724 Anonymous
>>6192701 Dooks is Mexico really like how it is portrayed in Breaking Bad?

4 min later 6192726 Anonymous
>>6192701 Discord es mejor closer que la boda.

4 min later 6192729 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>6192662 They're rubbernecking!

4 min later 6192739 Anonymous
>>6192691 will there really be a shitstorm

4 min later 6192741 Anonymous
>>6192701 scoot porfis habla in ingles

5 min later 6192744 Anonymous
>>6192739 Yes.

5 min later 6192749 Anonymous
>you will never S-Link with Pinkie Pie

5 min later 6192758 Anonymous (1612423545.png 310x699 232kB)
>>6192726 No lo habia visto de ese modo.

5 min later 6192761 Anonymous
>>6192739 Probably Although I hope in vain that there isn't

5 min later 6192765 Scrubbing Bubbles
can someone please suck my small greasy dick??!!?!?

5 min later 6192767 Anonymous
>>6192701 Yo uso el traductor de google para que pueda espiar maricones

6 min later 6192771 Anonymous
>Photo Finish will never show up again >you will never hear that accent again

6 min later 6192773 RustyDooks (tumblr_mabe72lyQG1rgw3ino1_250.gif 200x182 529kB)
>>6192716 Someone bring the holy water. >>6192724 I haven't seen Breaking Bad, I'm starting it tonight, I've just seen the part where Bonfire shows up. >>6192726 Tienes razon, hubiera preferido que Discord fuera el final de la S2.

6 min later 6192783 Anonymous
>>6192739 It's inevitable. Even if it's the greatest episode of all time, the fact that Trixie is appearing means that people will watch it just to find something to complain about her.

6 min later 6192786 Anonymous (1352005209563.png 500x604 222kB)


7 min later 6192790 Anonymous (tumblr_m9ynh462hY1rn0sapo1_500.jpg 500x513 15kB)
>>6192701 >Gravity Falls se estrenó en México un mes después de que se estrenó en E.U >a MLP le tomó mas de un año para estrenar el primer episodio en latino america

7 min later 6192792 Anonymous
>>6192771 LMJ absolutely losing his shit and posting all his throatfucking fantasies concerning Photo Finish is probably the one time I actually agreed with his ideas.

7 min later 6192795 Anonymous
>>6192724 No

7 min later 6192797 Anonymous
>>6192773 > watching Breaking Bad Prepare for disappointment.

7 min later 6192799 Anonymous
>>6192773 The revving intensifies scene? That shit had me in stitches, god damn

7 min later 6192800 RustyDooks
i need fat dick like something awful...

8 min later 6192805 Anonymous
>>6192724 google Mexico City and go to images, see it by yourself

8 min later 6192809 Anonymous
I'M READY FOR IRONIC ADVENTURES IN AUTISM BECAUSE I'VE DOWNLOADED PESTERCHUM HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK

8 min later 6192810 Anonymous
>>6192792 I have no idea what you're talking about But I like the sound of Photo Finish throatfucking

8 min later 6192812 Anonymous (gijinka___mlp_lyrabon_by_emlan-d4vfa94.png 846x1141 1057kB)
Spaniards! Surely you can answer me this Why is it so life-affirming to see humanised Lyra and Bon-Bon?

8 min later 6192815 Anonymous
Woah when did I click into MLPG: Mexico

8 min later 6192816 Anonymous
>>6192790 Because GF is better than MLP.

8 min later 6192817 Anonymous (1337560066314.png 415x440 193kB)
>>6192758 Uhhh... to queero... um... no hable... Sweetie Belle... mucho es bueno? Si?

8 min later 6192819 Anonymous
Fuck it's been a while since I've actually been able to watch the new episodes live. Joowz still streams them, right?

8 min later 6192829 Anonymous
>>6192790 Gravity fals no es para niñas de 5 años

9 min later 6192831 Anonymous
>>6192812 Because hips

9 min later 6192847 Anonymous
>>6192790 >Disney >Discovery Kids Hay una gran diferencia cumpa.

9 min later 6192850 Anonymous
>>6192812 Second best Lyrabon pic, after the "WE'VE JUST HAVE SEX!" one.

9 min later 6192852 Anonymous
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1519886?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee MURDERHORSE.

10 min later 6192856 Anonymous
>>6192812 Because it panders to your personally held political opinions

10 min later 6192859 Anonymous
>>6192819 Countdown: http://mlpg.co/countdown/ Streams: http://www.justin.tv/mlpgco http://ponykart.net/mlpg/

10 min later 6192862 Anonymous (26370 - creepy furry pinkie_pie.jpg 263x251 39kB)
>>6192816 if Gravity Falls is so good, why is not airing? checkmate christians: 1 atheists: 0

10 min later 6192864 Anonymous
>tfw no marshmallow horse to drain your balls dry with their soft prehensile lips and tongues and squishy marshmallow mouths seriously, ponies have the perfect anatomy for sucking cock, they could roll that tongue all around your cockhead and dickhole while sucking like a hoover

10 min later 6192868 Anonymous
>>6192812 Oh gosh look how much taller she is...

10 min later 6192874 Anonymous
>>6192856 I'm not in the mood for /pol/, fuckass.

11 min later 6192876 Anonymous (medal.jpg 250x187 19kB)
Congratulations, MLPG! You're a winner! Here's your medal.

11 min later 6192878 RustyDooks (tumblr_m81dp98e0K1qhwuhq.png 203x162 24kB)
>>6192790 Se supone que Disney graba el doblaje en ingles y español al mismo tiempo, para que este disponible via SAP en estados unidos porque lolmulticulturalismo. Ni idea por que se esperaron un mes para estrenarlo. >>6192797 Is it that bad? >>6192799 Yeah that one!

11 min later 6192879 Anonymous
>>6192864 Wait a few hours.

11 min later 6192883 Anonymous
>>6192864 They have tiny little tongues and wide muzzles hardly good for fellatio

11 min later 6192884 Anonymous
>>6192864 >dat extreme vaginal muscular control Seriously, pones are made for full sexual.

12 min later 6192893 Anonymous
>>6192878 >Is it that bad? No, actually. Even Terse acknowledges it is as good as the praise it receives claims

12 min later 6192895 Anonymous
>>6192874 Then stop trying to instigate same-sex marriage discussion

12 min later 6192896 Anonymous (1329952399264.jpg 717x473 156kB)
>>6192879 oh shit

12 min later 6192900 Anonymous
>>6192884 Finally, the thread got interesting.

12 min later 6192903 Anonymous
>>6192831 > hips That's one reason, sure! >>6192850 Neat. Do you have it? >>6192856 > it PANDERS There's that word again. >>6192868 Yeah, a height differential makes for an interesting image. It really helps the whole craning

12 min later 6192904 Anonymous (1350103165880.png 1200x1200 133kB)
>>6192829 Cierto, pero MLP es para machos de verdad. >>6192847 Pero aún así es ridículo que les tomara tanto tiempo, los mismo con S2. Si no se hubieran tardado tanto no habrían tenido que empezar con la boda.

12 min later 6192905 Anonymous
>>6192864 >You will never be a cuddly little pony >You will never discover the deliciously salty treat that lies within your human's nuts

13 min later 6192911 Anonymous
>>6192852 pls play

13 min later 6192912 Anonymous (mare.jpg 2332x768 452kB)
>>6192884 >>6192883 watch that video of the horse blowing a guy, it sucks cock like a pro

13 min later 6192913 Anonymous
>>6192905 >your human ponies collect humans?

13 min later 6192915 Anonymous
>>6192884 >>6192900 You know how Apple Bloom can write using a pencil in her mouth? Yeah.

13 min later 6192921 Anonymous
>>6192905 >Pinkie Pie will never play with your balls nonsexually

14 min later 6192925 Anonymous
>>6192913 yes

14 min later 6192926 Anonymous
>>6192911 play what

14 min later 6192927 Anonymous
>>6192904 >Pero aún así es ridículo que les tomara tanto tiempo, los mismo con S2. Yo creo que comenzaron a trabajar en el doblaje tarde porque no se esperaban el éxito "mundial" que al final tuvo FiM, probablemente no estaba en sus planes transmitirla en Latinoamerica.

14 min later 6192930 Anonymous
>>6192904 discovery kids dejo de ser bueno hace como 10 años, ademas el problema es que aqui no lo convirtieron en the Hub y sigue siendo un canal para preescolares

14 min later 6192934 Anonymous
>>6192903 >There's that word again. uh, yeah. Sometimes people use words

15 min later 6192938 Anonymous
>>6192895 > any and all discussion of any gay couple means let's bring up gay marriage You've been on here too long. This is a coupling of personhorses in a fictional setting, so it barely applies - and moreover not all of us are Americans banging rocks together on same sex marriage versus civil unions versus gay adoption. More to the point, if someone DID end up bringing that up in discussion, how and why are you gatekeeper of MLPG? > mfw we have a Zuul too

15 min later 6192942 Anonymous (1353716825593.png 154x117 18kB)


15 min later 6192949 Anonymous
>>6192934

15 min later 6192951 Anonymous
>>6192934 Pandering is now a banned word apparently, just like uses of the words "we, you people" etc

15 min later 6192952 Anonymous
Guys What if this whole time, instead of us being preoccupied over a cartoon of magic talking ponies, we are in fact just products of their imagination and they spend much of their free time talking about us?

15 min later 6192955 Anonymous
>>6192942 GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND GIVE ME THE GEMS

16 min later 6192961 Anonymous (ponkapeh.png 487x750 461kB)
>>6192934 Sorry, it's unfair to not bring in context - maybe you weren't here for the BRONY PANDERING shit-flinging surrounding the Trixie episode. > pandering is like Peewee's Secret Word tonight.

16 min later 6192968 Anonymous (1340672387783.png 276x296 116kB)
>>6192952

16 min later 6192972 Anonymous (1351533129308.jpg 800x457 163kB)


16 min later 6192974 Anonymous (1349502364612.jpg 342x336 36kB)
>>6192904 >MLP >machos de verdad

16 min later 6192975 Anonymous
>>6192921 >you will never casually fist her, elbow-deep as you watch TV shows on the couch

17 min later 6192980 Anonymous
>>6192972 >no Applejack Ha Haha Haha HA HA HA HA

17 min later 6192982 Anonymous
>>6192952 > what if we're all a squirrel's dream That smacks of solipsism.

17 min later 6192986 Anonymous
>>6192938 >our Zuul is Ross

17 min later 6192987 Anonymous (1351533191133.png 680x700 79kB)
>>6192972 SOON

17 min later 6192989 Anonymous (princess Rainbow.png 1500x1260 433kB)
>>6192972 >Princesses everywhere I love it

17 min later 6192991 Anonymous
>>6192974 Como se dice "papist" en Español?

18 min later 6192995 Anonymous
>>6192989 If the show ever goes the route of princesses all over the place having tea parties then I'll be sad

18 min later 6192997 Anonymous (4e7.png 487x713 217kB)
>>6192927 >Yo creo que comenzaron a trabajar en el doblaje tarde porque no se esperaban el éxito "mundial" que al final tuvo FiM, probablemente no estaba en sus planes transmitirla en Latinoamerica. Jajajaja, si, probablemente algo así fué lo que pasó.

18 min later 6193001 Anonymous
>>6192852 2more2ever

18 min later 6193005 Anonymous
Which pony has the most machismo?

19 min later 6193013 Anonymous (1328812135160.png 614x391 196kB)
>>6192938 >>6192986 Hmm. If Ross is our Zuul, who are our Gatekeeper and Keymaster respectively? > ... image related?

19 min later 6193027 Anonymous
>>6192995 Its funny, the only pony we've ever really seen to do much tea parties is Celestia, who is a princes And also Fluttershy, who is not

19 min later 6193028 Anonymous
>>6192995 >Implying it won't go the route of princesses all over the place waging wars against evil empires and various mythological creatures

19 min later 6193030 Anonymous (175084 - applejack celestia cosplay fluttershy Japanese luna pinkie_pie pixiv rainbow_dash rarity twilight_sparkle.jpg 1240x840 731kB)
>>6192989 >>6192995

20 min later 6193034 Anonymous
>>6192915 Like that scene where the girl ties a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue in Twin Peaks?

20 min later 6193036 Anonymous (168336__UNOPT__safe_applejack_animated_cosplay_costume.gif 368x208 968kB)
>>6192980 >AJ is doomed to live as an inferior soil pony

21 min later 6193049 Anonymous
>>6193030 I really like the idea of Luna cosplaying for fun.

21 min later 6193051 Wolf Nanaki (SOON.png 680x700 58kB)
>>6192972 Oh China, you so crazy. >>6192987

21 min later 6193052 Anonymous
>>6192915 But so can Scootaloo and Sweeite Belle. ... And most of the ponies. Oh shit. SHIT JUST GOT REAL

21 min later 6193054 Anonymous
>>6193036 that fucking suit

21 min later 6193055 Anonymous
>>6193036 ded aj

21 min later 6193058 Anonymous
>>6193052 ... nope

22 min later 6193060 Anonymous
>>6193036 She's a good pony as she is.

22 min later 6193063 Anonymous (tumblr_meaf671Y9V1r31zu2o5_400.gif 368x208 478kB)
>>6193036 She can live with it. She a faithful and strong pone. She will ride like the wind.

22 min later 6193064 Anonymous
>>6193049 >I really like the idea of Luna cosplaying for fun. OH GOD I UNDERSTAND THAT PIC NOW FUCK MY SHIT

22 min later 6193070 Anonymous (pp23548.png 907x845 536kB)
>TFW you suck at CIV games but enjoy them anyway I wonder if there is a pony mod...

23 min later 6193076 Anonymous
>>6193058 Consider: there's that video floating around of that guy getting a blowjob from a horse. Consider: not only the CMC could be adept at equine-human mouth love. Consider: this is exactly the sort of thing I expected to come up in conversation here in MLPG.

23 min later 6193077 Anonymous
That vid of the horse blowing a guy is on the first page of the 7chan beast board, just a headsup

23 min later 6193078 Anonymous
>>6193070 there is a pony mod for Victoria 2

23 min later 6193079 tiarawhy
>>6192884 Pone is able to rape you >applejack lets you put it in her ass >backs up, rams you into the wall >uses her muscular front hoofes to keep ramming you over and over >nothing you can do to stop her.

23 min later 6193082 Anonymous
>>6193064 Dude Look at their fucking cutie marks

23 min later 6193088 Anonymous (seapony colgate dooks.png 500x500 66kB)
>>6192972 What if seaponies was the Season 4 premiere?

23 min later 6193091 Anonymous
>>6192852 seriously, two slots left. http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1519886?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

24 min later 6193093 Anonymous
>>6193063 >>6193036 I DON'T THINK SHE LIKES SYNTHPOP

24 min later 6193094 Anonymous
>>6193070 http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=86579582

24 min later 6193096 Anonymous (1345680636665.png 1000x1000 234kB)
>>6192974 Algún problema, maricon? Solo un hombre que esta seguro de su masculinidad no tiene miedo de disfrutar coloridos caballos miniatura.

24 min later 6193097 Anonymous (1347383214148.jpg 1024x1280 640kB)


24 min later 6193106 Anonymous
>>6193079 >implying I wouldn't be raping AJ Also how goes the comic? I trust that it's purely nonsexual? .

24 min later 6193107 Anonymous
>>6193082 Yeah it's not like I ever paid too much attention to it I feel so embarrassed.

25 min later 6193109 Anonymous
>>6193077 i've never heard of anonfiles before

25 min later 6193110 Anonymous
>>6193076 >tfw Equestria isn't real and you'll never get a mindblowing blowjob from a cartoon horse

25 min later 6193111 Anonymous (18734563.png 867x800 636kB)
>>6193088 >tfw finally a episode in the sea

25 min later 6193113 Anonymous (158210.jpg 513x600 95kB)
>>6193096 accepta que eres puto y que te gusta que te empujen los frijoles, no tienen nada de malo

25 min later 6193114 Anonymous (131941474403.png 493x402 14kB)
>All of Twilights alicorn friends are here >and Applejack is here, too!

25 min later 6193117 Anonymous (Do want.gif 240x286 508kB)
>>6193079

25 min later 6193124 Anonymous
i just want to smell a girl sniff her body all over

25 min later 6193125 Anonymous
I kinda hope Trixie turns out to not be a total douche bag. I just like redeemed characters, it's a weakness of mine. It's why I like Luna so much.

26 min later 6193126 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>6193088 I bet there would be a lot of shipping

26 min later 6193127 Anonymous (1350702648640.jpg 598x591 51kB)
>>6193096 >implying you aren't over compensating

26 min later 6193128 Anonymous
>>6193124 girls smell like guys

26 min later 6193132 Anonymous
>>6193109 It's legit, kinda slow though Virustotal.com is a great site for scanning stuff, it uses like 30 different AV program to scan it, really useful

26 min later 6193133 tiarawhy
>>6193106 wishful thinking

26 min later 6193138 Deafdefiler
>>6193113 ...I don't want to know what's in that taco, do I.

26 min later 6193142 Anonymous
>>6193133 Did you ever finish that Night/Day guard comic?

27 min later 6193143 Anonymous (1346336380171.png 500x500 63kB)
>>6193110 >implying Equestria isn't real Nigga do you even multiverse theory?

27 min later 6193149 Anonymous
>>6193138 It's blue corn filling

27 min later 6193151 Anonymous
>>6193128 some smell worse than others

27 min later 6193153 Anonymous
>>6193143 It doesn't matter.

27 min later 6193154 Anonymous
>>6193138 feesh.

27 min later 6193157 Anonymous
>>6193128 No they don't My lady leaves her smell on my bed and I don't like it because it somehow overpowers my man smell

27 min later 6193166 Anonymous
>>6193153 Nothing matters.

28 min later 6193171 Anonymous
>>6193143 I hope I live to see mind uploading become a reality, that'd be fucking ABAP

28 min later 6193172 RustyDooks (iSxT-242.jpg 493x335 15kB)
>>6193113

28 min later 6193178 Anonymous
>>6193157 Why is this so funny to read

28 min later 6193183 Anonymous (dammit DHN readers why are you so retarded.png 475x262 13kB)
on a scale of 1 to as fuck how cautiously optimistic are you about tomorrow's newpone

28 min later 6193184 Anonymous (scootaloo taco.png 625x611 96kB)
>>6193138 It's a choco taco. anyone got the colored version?

29 min later 6193190 Anonymous
>>6193157 >that feel She wore my favourite cardigan and now it smells of her. I had to wash it - not out of distaste but because it didn't smell right

29 min later 6193191 Anonymous
>>6193183 I'm not watching it.

29 min later 6193193 Anonymous (shifty_apple_jack_by_videogamesizzle-d4a60ou.png 1024x1169 176kB)
>>6193127 i'm not compensating for anything >>6193113 anon, deja de proyectarte.

29 min later 6193195 Anonymous
>>6193154 IS A FEESH TACO SHAPED LIKE A FEESH?

29 min later 6193202 Anonymous (1350440753096.jpg 240x229 7kB)
>>6193183 Don't give a shit about it or Trixie herself.

30 min later 6193204 Anonymous (1337054895681.png 900x600 270kB)
>>6193183 canterlot wedding wins because it has best queen

30 min later 6193205 Anonymous (tumblr_mcfkckZCnK1r27fxeo1_1280.jpg 900x1211 379kB)
>>6193133 Fistfull winking

30 min later 6193209 Anonymous (anonfiles.jpg 791x358 36kB)
>seated blowjob >it's actually real I think I need to take a break from this site

30 min later 6193213 Anonymous (1354133713541.gif 172x129 521kB)
>>6193113 >y que te gusta que te empujen los frijoles

30 min later 6193224 Anonymous (c9c.gif 290x281 638kB)
>>6193093

31 min later 6193225 Anonymous
Como te llamas? And that's the full extent of my understanding of the Spanish language

31 min later 6193230 Anonymous
>>6193079 You're hot as fuck for a horsefucking sexual deviant, I've seen you in your vids

31 min later 6193231 Anonymous
>>6193213 >they drive by their own house whut

31 min later 6193234 Anonymous
>>6193225 ¡No me digas!

31 min later 6193235 Anonymous
>>6193190 >tfw you like the smell of another person on your clothes

31 min later 6193242 Anonymous
>>6193202 Then why are you here?

31 min later 6193243 Anonymous
BR?

32 min later 6193247 Anonymous
>>6193231 The door is different! It has like a window.

32 min later 6193248 Anonymous (Scootaloo (9).png 404x515 175kB)
>>6193225 >not being semi fluent in Spanish >2012 tu estupido marricon

32 min later 6193251 Anonymous
derpy es una pony muy fea

32 min later 6193252 Anonymous (1354131283940.gif 300x159 1627kB)
>>6193225 >They put every single hoofed animal in the show except from Llamas, alpacas and camels

32 min later 6193255 Anonymous
>>6191576 I did my late-night shopping for breakfast for tomorrow. >I'm going to have to do, like, a million push-ups to compensate for the fat, sugar, and flour.

32 min later 6193256 Anonymous (300px-Lama_animal.jpg 300x225 17kB)
>>6193225 >llamas

33 min later 6193258 Anonymous (kevin shields pedalboard.jpg 1280x960 799kB)
>>6193224 What about shoegaze ?

33 min later 6193259 Anonymous
>>6193230 He has vids? I've only seen those two /soc/ pics of him pre-bulk

33 min later 6193261 Deafdefiler
>>6193209 What is 'it'?

33 min later 6193262 Anonymous (screencap.png 651x627 77kB)
>>6192044 Capped because holy shit my sides hurt from reading that

33 min later 6193264 Anonymous (1352632866098.png 900x902 302kB)
>>6193193 yo acepto la realidad, soy un maricon por que me gustan las caricaturas de caballitos coloridos para niñas, por que te cuesta tanto aceptarlo? Ser homosexual no tienen nada de malo amigo.

33 min later 6193266 Anonymous
>>6193248 blame the cool murkan school system which fails to prioritize foreign language because the Republifags think it's a U.N. plot to undermine our sovereignty

33 min later 6193272 Anonymous
>>6193183 Dude, that "deleting Pinkie's snout" gag is all I needed. I'm pretty fucking optimistic about this episode.

33 min later 6193273 Anonymous
>>6193252 >single hoofed animal Llamas, alpacas, and camels are even-toed ungulates.

34 min later 6193279 Anonymous
fumar mota todos los días guey

34 min later 6193281 Anonymous
>>6193248 I'm kinda hoping that Scoots episode doesn't kill that fanon

34 min later 6193283 Anonymous
>>6193264 >las caricaturas de caballitos coloridos para niñas I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

34 min later 6193285 Anonymous (1344058524152.png 1350x840 207kB)
>>6193248 >Marricon I don't speak alemán

34 min later 6193286 tiarawhy
>>6193142 wip >>6193205 i laughed.

34 min later 6193291 Anonymous
>>6193261 A vid of a horse blowing a guy, and it swallows his cum

34 min later 6193292 Anonymous
>>6193248 >amiga >compadre THEY KNOW

34 min later 6193295 Anonymous
>>6193283 IT MEANS UR GAY

35 min later 6193297 Anonymous
>>6193272 >you now realize that pinkie can not breathe

35 min later 6193299 RustyDooks
>>6193279 pero 'apa solo tengo 6

35 min later 6193301 Anonymous (twilight being adorable and telling you that you're wrong.gif 393x343 653kB)
>>6193264 Pero es diferente ser maricón que ser homosexual, anón.

35 min later 6193303 Anonymous (1335066169102.gif 640x360 2059kB)
>>6193285 Chrysalis has pretty eyes

35 min later 6193306 Anonymous
>>6193299 420 PRENDELO!

35 min later 6193307 Anonymous
>>6193283 ¿My pequeño pony no es un programa para niñitas?

35 min later 6193308 Anonymous
>>6193258 that setup literally contains every pedal I own and more.

35 min later 6193310 Anonymous
>>6193281 If anything she'll say goodbye to her (offscreen) parents in legit spanish before scooting off to the campsite.

35 min later 6193313 Anonymous
>>6193297 >implying chaos goddesses need oxygen

36 min later 6193318 Anonymous (pinkie_pie_choking_by_mrfoxington-d54sfjb.png 1600x2100 338kB)
>>6193297

36 min later 6193320 Anonymous
>>6193209 >not having the jan's videos too I'm sure someone still has the torrent. I recommend everyone to watch them so that you may abandon horsefucking forever

36 min later 6193321 Anonymous
Yo no se

36 min later 6193335 Anonymous
>>6193303 chryslis has pretty everything

36 min later 6193336 Anonymous (000.png 489x110 19kB)
>>6193299

36 min later 6193337 Anonymous
>>6193301 Then what is the difference fagget

36 min later 6193338 Anonymous
>>6193266 >(insert political party here) is ruining the world! I don't know where you are but my school taught Spanish.

36 min later 6193342 Anonymous
GUISO CRUDO, LE TEMES APPLEBLOOM?

37 min later 6193345 Anonymous
>>6193320 I have the rar, I'll post it in the 7chan thread

37 min later 6193352 Anonymous (ma per favore.jpg 600x424 45kB)
non capisco niente qui dentro

37 min later 6193356 Anonymous
Me gusta huevos rancheros uh Donde esta la biblioteca uh Felize Navidad uh Christiano Ronaldo

38 min later 6193360 Anonymous (JC Denton quits WWE.gif 200x150 2362kB)
>tfw inking while drinking

38 min later 6193362 Anonymous
>>6193266 My school required me to take a foreign language, and I'm from the US. What are you talking about?

38 min later 6193363 Anonymous
>>6193292 i liked the way sweetie said "bosom buddies"

38 min later 6193364 Anonymous (Konopka setup.jpg 905x551 191kB)
>>6193258 Wow, and I thought Dave Konopka had a big setup. That's just insane.

38 min later 6193366 Anonymous (1328439765867.png 1280x721 363kB)
>>6193301 son la misma chingadera

38 min later 6193373 Anonymous
>>6193303 Yeah, you know I can't think of one thing I don't like about Chrysalis.

38 min later 6193379 Anonymous
>>6193356 >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI

39 min later 6193387 Anonymous (hala_moe.png 350x423 89kB)
>>6193356 >Christiano Ronaldo Yo amo a Cristiano Ronaldo-sama

39 min later 6193388 Anonymous
>>6193373 Her dialogue was kinda gay.

39 min later 6193395 Anonymous
>>6193387 >actually liking Christiano Ronaldo You're an ugly pony.

40 min later 6193402 tiarawhy
>>6193360 >tfw inking on the sketch layer

40 min later 6193404 Anonymous (ded.png 108x84 0kB)
>>6193387 >Derpy con una camisa del Real Madrid week has been done

40 min later 6193408 Anonymous
Reggie

40 min later 6193411 Anonymous (vkyQO.jpg 2048x1536 536kB)


40 min later 6193412 Anonymous
>>6193395 I like Miroslav Klose

40 min later 6193414 Anonymous (1335257044099.png 976x877 212kB)
>>6193373 Not even her ovipositor?

40 min later 6193418 Anonymous
>>6193395 she thinks Cristiano is fat Ronaldo

40 min later 6193419 Anonymous
>>6193411 >cunt destroyer

40 min later 6193423 Anonymous (Young Reggie blows up.gif 343x271 1043kB)
>>6193402 >tfw I haven't done that in a month tho

41 min later 6193426 Anonymous
yeah, straight out the fucking dungeons of rap

41 min later 6193431 Anonymous
>>6193414 The eggs would just be destroyed by the stomach acid.

41 min later 6193433 Deafdefiler
>>6193373 I can't think of one thing I DO like about her.

41 min later 6193434 Anonymous
>>6193402 You know, that's an easy fix when you use "levels" and pick up the sketch's colour with the white colour dropper.

41 min later 6193441 Anonymous
episode leaked

41 min later 6193442 Anonymous
>>6193423 da fuq

41 min later 6193444 Anonymous (Hey, por ahora.jpg 360x274 55kB)
>>6193387 Niggu pls

41 min later 6193446 Anonymous (Sweetie_belle_vector_by_tigersoul96.png 883x905 158kB)
EL TACO POR PA VORE SINCO DEMYO, BURRITO!

41 min later 6193447 Anonymous
What if my waifu horse is not actually my waifu, but they are the real ones and I'm the waifu?

41 min later 6193448 Anonymous (fucking jews.gif 500x275 781kB)
>>6193395

42 min later 6193450 Anonymous
>>6193441 Uh huh.

42 min later 6193453 Anonymous (co8rm.jpg 2676x2007 675kB)


42 min later 6193455 Anonymous
>>6193442 Airbag under the seat

42 min later 6193457 Anonymous (1335091361966.gif 880x350 1468kB)
>>6193433 No problem She'll do it for you

42 min later 6193460 Anonymous (trol1.jpg 516x360 44kB)
>>6193441 The AFrican-American to whom I am currently referring and/or pointing.

42 min later 6193461 Anonymous (9990000041605211_20100330080241148.jpg 600x600 67kB)
fsshhhhhhhhhhh....

42 min later 6193467 Anonymous
>>6193441 I SWEAR TO GOD ANON, DON'T FUCK WITH ME

43 min later 6193472 tiarawhy
>>6193230 It doesn't take much to get fit. All I do is lift for an hour for 2 days, take third off and repeat. So I only spend about 6 hours a week.

43 min later 6193481 Anonymous
>>6193461 >no fun allowed GET THE MATCHES AND DEODORANTS

44 min later 6193483 Anonymous
>>6193461 that metallic wah-wah-wah noise you get when you huff duster is fucking crazy

44 min later 6193485 Anonymous
>>6193467 http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/anon-says-episode-leaked.html It's true

44 min later 6193489 Anonymous
>>6193453 I would honestly like that Pinkie pillow, but I bet the graphic fabric is really scritchy and makes an unpleasant noise when it brushes against stiff fabric

44 min later 6193490 Anonymous
>>6193472 can I have some of your everything

44 min later 6193491 Anonymous
>>6193472 >two day week >not three with rest days in between (alternatively cardio if you want to cut and not have a heart attack)

44 min later 6193492 Anonymous (1354216182753.png 900x900 231kB)
>>6193457 >Chrysalis uses her magic to manipulate you into thinking about her and loving her more than anything, and she feeds on you daily >You no longer care for anything but to serve your beautiful, wonderful queen UNF

44 min later 6193495 Anonymous
>>6193472 What's your routine? Gonna start SS in a month when I'm all recovered form surgery

44 min later 6193497 Anonymous (1353185090581.gif 418x399 1816kB)
>mfw

44 min later 6193502 Anonymous (1329938438669.png 1025x750 132kB)
>>6193079 >See a particularly stressed, panting AJ >Eyes light up when she sees you >She tells you she's been having trouble getting something out of the barn and you're just tall enough to reach it >Follow her into the barn, watching her tail flick every couple of steps >Bolts the door shut behind you >Tells you to grab a lamp near the wall >She watches as you stretch up and try to grab it >When you turn your back to the wall, you notice she's marching straight toward you >Bites right at your beltline, tearing your pants off your body >Before you have time to protest, she spins around and pins you to the wall with her ass. >"Ssshhhhhh... easy, boy... easy..." >Slowly lifts her tail up, letting it run up along your cock until it's completely raised >Rubs her hot vulva against your hardening shaft until your breathing becomes shallow >Her rearlegs jitter as she spreads, trembling from arousal >She arches her back and moves her hips, trying to slide the head of your penis inside of her >"Just keep quiet an we'll both walk away happy, ya got it?"

45 min later 6193509 Anonymous
>>6193446 I'd eat Sweetie's taco.

45 min later 6193513 Anonymous (do i look like a bread expert just give me some god dam bread.jpg 640x681 142kB)
>>6193402 >tfw turning down the opacity on the sketch layer so it's immeadiately obvious when you start inking on it

45 min later 6193516 a random fuckass (room117.gif 940x175 416kB)
>>6193457 Pic related. Hasbro ripped off hamsteak. >tfw homestuck +ponyfag

45 min later 6193518 Anonymous (you-will-never-execute-a-pony-ancestor.gif 640x360 2020kB)
>>6193497

45 min later 6193520 Anonymous
>>6192643 life sucks and we should all just pull a Mitchell Henderson

45 min later 6193521 Anonymous (1340798133128.gif 200x178 507kB)
>>6193448 solo lo odian por que es guapo, rico y buen futbolista

46 min later 6193529 Anonymous
Guys please. I really feel I'm on the edge of going off the deep end and going full brony over Pinkie Pie Please MLPG, help me. Tell me all the reasons why she is terrible and I shouldnt like her so much

46 min later 6193537 Anonymous
>>6193521 También es un pésimo compañero, engreído, enojón y terrible persona dentro del campo de juego.

47 min later 6193543 Anonymous
>>6193529 She doesn't. She's pretty good. If anything, she can be annoying at times

47 min later 6193548 Anonymous (1339217341137.gif 1194x950 423kB)
>>6193492 A good line of thought

47 min later 6193549 Anonymous
>>6193518 HER HAIRCUT CHANGED TOO HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS UNTIL NOW

47 min later 6193550 Anonymous
>>6193529 It's too late, it's only a matter of time before she's deepthroating you to the hilt in your dreams

47 min later 6193551 Anonymous (1354334727717.jpg 1000x1000 484kB)
So I finally decided to catch up on S3(haven't been here since September) >mfw The premier was meh(why would you sing about something that already fucking happened, Shinning Armor and Cadence doing fuck all again or what the fuck Sombra), though it had it's decent moments, like Spike getting a mural and some of the main six scenes. And One Bad Seed was dull, shit even the song wasn't really that good. The only thing it had going for it was the CMC being adorable. And Trixie is getting an episode now? Fucking hell. At least Too Many Pinkies was great and the upcoming Scootaloo and Dash episodes do sound good. And was the comic at least decent?

47 min later 6193557 Anonymous
>>6193520 who's that and how did he go

47 min later 6193558 Anonymous
>>6193537 cule pls

47 min later 6193564 Anonymous
>>6193529 slut-tines

47 min later 6193569 Anonymous
>>6193529 She often shows up to lend nothing to the plot and just to make random jokes. She's a walking Family Guy manatee joke.

47 min later 6193570 Anonymous (a_rarity_for_spike_by_eclecticmaniac-d5ga9nh.jpg 400x600 39kB)


47 min later 6193572 Anonymous
>>6193537 >las barcelocas en serio piensan esto

48 min later 6193581 Anonymous
>>6193551 Hello commanderjesus

48 min later 6193582 Anonymous
>>6193557 He lost an iPod and became an hero

48 min later 6193583 Anonymous
>>6193572 Eres de Mexico, Xieril?

48 min later 6193585 Anonymous
>>6193551 Your opinions fit in without any interference.

48 min later 6193589 Anonymous
>>6193551 Comic was about what I expected, but I thought it was going to be pretty good. It wasn't anything truly spectacular, but easily worth the read, and I look forward to the rest of the issues.

48 min later 6193591 Anonymous
>>6193551 The comic was great. And we have seaponies book to look forward to.

49 min later 6193595 Anonymous
>>6193551 >TMP was great first episode I genuinely disliked very few redeeming moments

49 min later 6193600 Anonymous (1354337197186.png 800x800 193kB)
>>6193502 u-unf

49 min later 6193601 Anonymous
>>6193582 Oh fuck I just had an ED flashback

49 min later 6193602 Anonymous (e77fc3c80e59f980fc2f02f7a250d816.jpg 586x330 50kB)
Salgo por diez minutos a comprar tacos al pastor y cuando vuelvo este lugar esta lleno de asquerosos mexicanos

49 min later 6193609 Anonymous (1324402836911.jpg 250x250 5kB)
>>6193569 >using South Park references >to make fun of Family Guy

49 min later 6193612 Anonymous (1306559667875.jpg 1029x578 40kB)
>>6193558 >>6193572 Prove me wrong.

49 min later 6193613 Anonymous (1335301426771.gif 400x226 417kB)
>>6193537 mientras tanto el humilde

49 min later 6193616 Anonymous
>>6193529 >Liking ponies >Full brony Anon, what the fuck are you doing. Just enjoy your favorite pony like any other horsefucker. Pinkie's a good choice, too.

50 min later 6193624 Anonymous (don't stop.png 500x538 203kB)
>>6193502 FUCK

50 min later 6193629 Anonymous (swat swat swat.gif 500x258 493kB)
>>6193583 Nah, Guatemala.

50 min later 6193630 Anonymous
>>6193595 You are everything what is wrong with this world.

50 min later 6193631 Anonymous
>>6193570 ...I'm not normally a fan of garter belts, but...

50 min later 6193635 Anonymous
>>6193557 he killed himself because he lost his ipod i think hes the father of the term an hero

50 min later 6193640 tiarawhy
>>6193490 sure. i sent you some magical motivation to start stuff. >>6193491 Nah it's winter so no cardio for now. Just straight up bulk. >>6193495 2 diff muscle groups on each day and legs on day 2. SS is pretty good as long as you dont go too nuts with the calorie intake.

51 min later 6193651 Anonymous
>>6193631 >not a fan of garter belts are you i are you fucking serious right now

51 min later 6193654 Anonymous
>>6193609 I only used it because apparently the FG writers have co-opted that gag to refer to the flashback gags.

51 min later 6193658 Anonymous
>>6193502 No, I don't want this!

51 min later 6193662 Anonymous
>>6193600 what's going on in her crotch area

52 min later 6193682 Anonymous
>>6193658 give me the butter

52 min later 6193684 Anonymous
>>6193589 >>6193591 Well that's good to hear. Might pick it up later. And what's this about a book?

52 min later 6193689 Anonymous (AJ longneck.png 900x750 121kB)
>>6193658 >not wanting that

52 min later 6193694 Anonymous
>>6193662 Penis.

52 min later 6193702 Anonymous
>>6193635 He is. There was a MySpace (yeah, this story's fucking old) page in dedication to him, and it was spammed with trolls. One of his friends wrote a poem about him, except English wasn't her native language. She called him "an hero" in one of the lines.

53 min later 6193709 Anonymous (1352695915754.jpg 1028x1112 289kB)
>>6193551 >Dull >Song wasn't that good >Implying tomorrow's episode won't be hilarious Don't make me shiggy diggy

53 min later 6193713 Anonymous (gripnsip.png 318x345 163kB)
Twilight = best + purplest pone Everything purple is good, purple weed, purple candy, purple shirts

53 min later 6193716 Anonymous
>>6193651 Yeah, kinda. I dunno, they never do anything for me.

53 min later 6193718 Anonymous (2FPvC.jpg 602x480 42kB)
Twilight and I rarely ever drink, but we decided to get a big bottle of Crispin hard cider to share to celebrate the harvest season and Thanksgiving. The result, 3/4 of the way through the bottle, was about half an hour of Me: "Who's my little pony?" Twilight : "I'm your little pony!" followed by mutal blushing, giggling, and kissing http://www.redlightponyville.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=510&page=4

53 min later 6193720 Anonymous (peanut.png 800x538 378kB)
YOUR OPINION IS SHIT

53 min later 6193722 Anonymous (131050296228.jpg 1425x800 159kB)
>>6193640 hey tiara how do you feel about your video with over 3 million moneys.......i mean views

53 min later 6193724 Anonymous
I'M FILLED WITH WANDERLUST

53 min later 6193727 Anonymous
>>6193520 Way to not be dated, anon.

54 min later 6193730 Anonymous
>>6193694 How disappointing.

54 min later 6193733 Anonymous
>>6193640 >tfw leg day Fuck FUCK

54 min later 6193734 Anonymous
>>6193713 what about purple dicks

54 min later 6193738 Anonymous
>>6193616 But I'm sure I'm over doing it! This cant be right! So many time I catch myself imagining paying fun games with her and tussling her super curly mane

54 min later 6193743 Anonymous
>>6193722 im jealous wish I knew flash, like, I can draw, but I want to make fun porny flashes and stuff

54 min later 6193745 tiarawhy
>>6193722 Pretty damn good and i'm working on many more things to further increase my view count. Although if i knew that vid would've gotten so many god damn views i would've spent more than 5 hours on it.

54 min later 6193748 Anonymous
>>6193718 stop

54 min later 6193751 Anonymous (1353551346753.png 1500x1500 941kB)
>>6193595 good thing you are a minority

55 min later 6193763 Anonymous
>>6193738 Shit, lots of people want that. It's when you start constantly complaining about how it isn't real that you cross the line

55 min later 6193766 Anonymous (1353102202965.png 768x1024 482kB)
>>6193713 Well best pony, and human, has purple hair so.

55 min later 6193773 Anonymous (HoloRoseanne.jpg 842x697 36kB)
>>6193529 brony – noun    A fan of the animated television series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This has been Rosanne, your guide to the world of facts

55 min later 6193776 Anonymous
>>6193651 I've never really understood any powerful attraction to a type of clothing. Yeah, some things are attractive, but not because of the clothing. Although I do like corset piercings , but I think thats a separate thing.

55 min later 6193777 Anonymous
i'm sorry

55 min later 6193781 Anonymous
>>6193720 How would a non unicorn even eat a peanut? How would they get the shell off without breaking the nut? Or would they just eat the shell and all, like a filthy animal?

56 min later 6193790 Anonymous
>>6193718 >3/4 bottle of hard cider what a lightweight

56 min later 6193793 Anonymous (Vkila.jpg 705x822 60kB)
>>6193718 At the time of taking that picture I believe it was Eminem - My Name Is VS Beck - Loser Awkward We were over at Octavia's house with Me, Twiley, him, and one of his friends playing Rock Band and DJ Hero. While she doesn't have the necessary digits to play the guitar or drums, and both were a bit large and cumbersome to try and manipulate magically, the turntable seemed like a good fit for her. For not having played before Twilight was surprisingly good! My Little DJ

56 min later 6193794 Anonymous (1352089047386.png 277x296 85kB)
>>6193766 Best filly has purple hair

56 min later 6193799 tiarawhy
>>6193781 they would just eat the entire nut without bothering to break the shell.

56 min later 6193800 Anonymous
>>6193781 They probably squeeze them between their hooves and the nut squirts out into their mouth, like a cartoon banana.

56 min later 6193812 Anonymous
>>6193777 stop apologizing

57 min later 6193819 Anonymous (7e40d94b3724d148496e015a49a7f323-d5mi8rp.png 672x1041 132kB)
>>6193745 does youtube pays you extra money for videos with shitload of views?

57 min later 6193825 Anonymous
>>6193812 sorry

57 min later 6193827 Anonymous (1351892718234.gif 600x600 196kB)
>>6193794 That she does

57 min later 6193830 Anonymous (Scootaderp.png 894x894 181kB)
>>6193794

57 min later 6193831 Anonymous
>>6193800 I'd let a pony squirt their banana in my mouth if you catch my drift ;)

57 min later 6193832 Anonymous
>>6192850 >Second best Lyrabon pic, after the "WE'VE JUST HAVE SEX!" one. ... Link?

57 min later 6193833 Anonymous (1345184370613.png 272x266 110kB)
>>6193718 >>6193793 U wot

58 min later 6193843 Anonymous (biggest pleb.jpg 409x409 37kB)
>>6193595 Wow.

58 min later 6193844 tiarawhy
>>6193819 It all depends on keywords/content/advertisers but yes massive view vids propegate themselves since they are linked to everything and in return give you more views. I'm making about 100-140$ a day now so about 3k a month.

59 min later 6193863 Anonymous (scoot suit.png 894x894 239kB)
>>6193827 >>6193830 my niggas

59 min later 6193876 Anonymous (Scootaloo pomf =3.png 2000x1259 945kB)
Worst episode ever was the first one

59 min later 6193877 Anonymous (1339567938055.png 299x423 269kB)
>>6193827 >>6193794 But can we have two best fillies?

59 min later 6193878 Anonymous (1350674656998.gif 200x167 1011kB)
>>6193718 >>6193793 >twifags

59 min later 6193879 Glitter Glue (apple sweat.png 355x443 20kB)
Applejack is best pony

59 min later 6193885 Anonymous
>>6193844 fuck man that's more than I make a week your making per single day ;_; and you're just having fun doing ponies...

59 min later 6193887 Anonymous
The revenue for youtube isn't great IIRC, unless you market yourself by selling t-shirts, linking to affiliate programs, etc. Amazon's affiliate program works great for me, I own an ethnobotanical company, and I have a picture of a coffee grinder for grinding herbs linked with my amazon affiliate link. Whenever someone clicks your link, they have a cookie that lasts 24 hours, and you get part of the revenue for any item they buy on Amazon, even if it's not the one you linked.

1 hours later 6193890 Anonymous
>>6193876 indeed

1 hours later 6193891 Anonymous
>>6193876 The S1 pilot? Yes. Correct.

1 hours later 6193892 Anonymous
>>6193879 I think that one's broken

1 hours later 6193893 Anonymous
>>6193843 >that image Thank you based anon

1 hours later 6193897 Anonymous
>>6193879 Why is AJ melting?

1 hours later 6193905 Anonymous
>>6193844 Wow, talk about a nice chunk of spare change. Congrats!

1 hours later 6193907 Anonymous
>>6193827 BEEP BEEP BEEP

1 hours later 6193909 Anonymous (scootsslap.gif 841x520 461kB)
>>6193877 Is Scootaloo actually two ponies?

1 hours later 6193911 Anonymous
>>6193878 that's not fair he's not a twifag, he's like, a plushophil

1 hours later 6193913 Anonymous (1350318652183.png 1024x695 182kB)
>>6193629 >Rainbow Dash tries dispersing her farts

1 hours later 6193915 Anonymous
>>6193879 Why is she melting?

1 hours later 6193919 Anonymous
>>6193844 God damn, I'm jelly as fuck. What are you doing with all that money?

1 hours later 6193923 Anonymous (1347210694548.png 900x900 214kB)
>>6193844 most of the comments in that video are people complaining that it's related to everything

1 hours later 6193927 Anonymous
>>6193879 You alright there, AJ? You're not looking so good...

1 hours later 6193929 Anonymous
>>6193879 Someone give that poor pony some water

1 hours later 6193934 Glitter Glue
>>6193897 >>6193915 because she's 2hot

1 hours later 6193938 Anonymous (118137__UNOPT__safe_animated_lyra_artist-snapai.gif 438x400 264kB)
wake up see this what do

1 hours later 6193939 Anonymous
>>6193844 I'M GONNA FILTER YOU NOW BECAUSE OF CRUSHING JEALOUSY I'M ANNOUNCING IT SO ANONS MAY JUDGE ME AS THEY SEE FIT

1 hours later 6193942 Anonymous (1328811056217.png 596x575 292kB)
MLPG MLPG PLS HOW MANY MARES DOES THE AVERAGE STALLION GET IN PONYVILLE I NEED TO KNOW THIS FOR REASONS

1 hours later 6193943 Anonymous
>>6193890 >>6193891 >worst episodes >written by Lauren Faust Coincidence?

1 hours later 6193947 Anonymous (did i strike a nerv.jpg 515x725 214kB)
>>6193825 Anta baka?

1 hours later 6193948 Anonymous
>>6193934 Of course.

1 hours later 6193955 Anonymous
>>6193934 GG draw AJ trying to drink from a trough and dissolving

1 hours later 6193962 Anonymous
>>6193942 Per day? Per hour?

1 hours later 6193971 Anonymous
>>6193938 embrace full-blown pyschosis and live on taxpayers in ignorant bliss for the rest of my life

1 hours later 6193974 Anonymous (Twilight stop playing with highlighters.jpg 1024x910 232kB)
I am excited for magical horse tommorow

1 hours later 6193975 Anonymous (Scoots4554114.png 336x316 73kB)
>>6193938 Jesus Christ what is this green cat doing in my room?

1 hours later 6193985 Anonymous
>>6193942 SEVERAL I DON'T KNOW THE EXACT NUMBER THOUGH I DON'T KNOW THAT ANYONE HAS RUN POPULATION NUMBERS FOR PONYVILLE THOUGH

1 hours later 6193987 Anonymous
>>6193844 Hmm. I guess it's time to form a media empire / a little cottage industry, so to say.

1 hours later 6193988 Anonymous
>>6193938 aaanthropology!

1 hours later 6193993 Anonymous (No sir i don't like it.gif 853x480 142kB)
>>6193943 All interviews confirm that all the shit ideas in the show can be traced back to her. ALL OF THEM.

1 hours later 6193997 Anonymous
>>6193844 You ever thought of getting someone to promote you? I can get you a ton of views and likes running a few bots, then use xrumer to push your google ranking up

1 hours later 6194002 Anonymous
>>6193962 Per day, surely. Look at that fucking swag shirt. He's drowning in bitches.

1 hours later 6194007 Anonymous (1eddc2c5cc26176ebcf78f3463db199f.png 700x675 210kB)
>>6193938 I lick her feets

1 hours later 6194013 Anonymous
>>6193993 but but i liked the deer idea

1 hours later 6194015 Anonymous
>>6193975 Why haven't amoral scientists bred/engineered technicolor pets yet? I would own the fuck out of some seafoam green cats and I'm not even particularly fond of cats

1 hours later 6194020 Anonymous (Dash butt anon -Tex.png 500x500 122kB)
>>6193993 >Standard mammalian reproduction

1 hours later 6194022 Anonymous (runes of sluttiness.jpg 973x1280 309kB)
>>6193974 Me too

1 hours later 6194026 Anonymous
>>6194013 >Liking Faust Brony pls go

1 hours later 6194028 Anonymous (1331305944319.jpg 680x684 122kB)
> this whole fucking thread

1 hours later 6194029 Anonymous (1321041313156.png 500x500 262kB)
>>6194007 >anthro nigga pls

1 hours later 6194031 Glitter Glue (sweatypinkie.png 800x600 11kB)
gosh she's not melting she's just sweating okay sometimes ponies just work too hard and need to cool down

1 hours later 6194039 Anonymous
>>6194015 If that technology actually gets involved, it'd probably mean that humans could change skin color.

1 hours later 6194040 Anonymous
>>6193993 Like having a Big Mac episode? or the scrapped pony adopted by a deer?

1 hours later 6194045 Anonymous
>>6193830 i wish she would leap into my arms

1 hours later 6194047 Anonymous (1331313996929.jpg 764x695 106kB)
> eye rape

1 hours later 6194048 Anonymous (AJ7621.png 421x431 193kB)
>>6194013 I liked her Apple parents are ded idea Also Scootaloo is a cripple is pretty interesting

1 hours later 6194050 Anonymous (1353813066777.png 945x945 110kB)
>>6193887 RayWilliamJonson does all of that even though i think he doesn't need to considering how many views he gets >>6193844 how much money do you think that RWJ is making just from youtube?

1 hours later 6194053 Anonymous
>>6194039 *invented

1 hours later 6194059 Anonymous
http://www.redlightponyville.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=319 How do you get the jizz out of their hair?

1 hours later 6194061 Anonymous
>>6194039 I was figuring it would be more of a during gestation thing I wonder if it would become fashionable to match your skin to your outfit?

1 hours later 6194062 Anonymous (stop posting.png 457x142 28kB)


1 hours later 6194063 Anonymous (1331313532459.png 1055x821 522kB)
QUICK MLPG WHO IS BEST HORSE in the Brady Bunch?

1 hours later 6194075 Anonymous
>>6194062 expert parenting

1 hours later 6194076 Anonymous
I know you're not real But I love you and wish you were

1 hours later 6194078 Anonymous
>>6194062 >tara is a fart fag

1 hours later 6194079 Anonymous (134006872548.png 429x410 54kB)
>>6194031 Why does Pinkie have an orange condom hanging out from her mouth? Is her tongue a cock?

1 hours later 6194080 Anonymous
>>6193938 Fill her with my seed.

1 hours later 6194082 Anonymous
>>6194062 > FARTS I wonder if he's really a lurker on MLPG.

1 hours later 6194089 Anonymous (PP698196.png 231x227 56kB)
>>6194063 Which pony goes and lives in the attic so he can have creepy sex with his adopted sister? NOT THAT ONE

1 hours later 6194090 Anonymous
>>6194063 >dat everything hnnnngh

1 hours later 6194091 Anonymous
>>6194015 >amoral scientists that's a thing of fiction scientists are angels among men

1 hours later 6194096 Anonymous
Jesus Christ. It's December.

1 hours later 6194097 Anonymous
>>6194078 well she really does like to shit up the place

1 hours later 6194098 Anonymous
>>6194082 >he's

1 hours later 6194099 Anonymous
>>6194020 All we got from that is tons of extra freaky fandom shit that makes everyone who watches the show get weird glances from other people. It made everything worse.

1 hours later 6194101 Anonymous
>>6194063 >Pig tails Pinky Oh golly!

1 hours later 6194102 Anonymous
>>6194079 Why wouldn't it be a cock?

1 hours later 6194104 Anonymous
>>6194079 hoh god i would so make out with dick-tongue pinkie

1 hours later 6194105 tiarawhy
>>6193885 it's never too late too start dude. i could barely draw a stick figure a year ago. >>6193905 >>6193919 just bought some pc stuff, 2 new gpus, 2 120hz screens, rest to savings, intuous 5 to draw, rest to savings. >>6193923 yea and i let them. if people fight each other they come back for more which gives more views. its a tactic i picked up from macsoldier. >>6193939 sorry. >>6193997 no need. my vids are getting auto featured on youtube so its getting massive views anyway, >>6194050 >RWJ hes partnered with RPM so after they take a cut to let him use copyrighted footage id say around 350k to 4 mil a year.

1 hours later 6194107 Anonymous
>>6194089 THAT ONE

1 hours later 6194108 Anonymous
>>6194061 And now every mother can choose the color of her child, but that's not nature's way

1 hours later 6194112 Anonymous
>>6194075 children shouldn't learn about farts until they're at least 16 years of age

1 hours later 6194118 Anonymous
>>6194098 > Tara's eight-year-old Dude She only has sons.

1 hours later 6194120 Anonymous
>>6194063 >that action ponytail Twilight is too adorable

1 hours later 6194122 Anonymous
>>6194098 Tara has two sons. Do you even VA stalker?

1 hours later 6194131 Anonymous (1354303007221.gif 145x110 853kB)
>>6192643 My body is ready.

1 hours later 6194134 Anonymous
>>6194089 No, no dude That's only canon from the Brady Bunch MOVIE bro

1 hours later 6194139 Anonymous
>>6194091 So thats why we don't have any of the fun things from science fiction.

1 hours later 6194141 Anonymous
Posted the link for Jan's vids + maregasm on 7chan

1 hours later 6194142 Anonymous (1347523799020.png 606x540 427kB)
>>6194059 >A site called Redlightponyville exists >People are asking how to clean their spunk out of the hair of a My Little Pony doll This isn't what we signed up for, MLPG

1 hours later 6194143 Anonymous
>>6194089 >>6194090 >>6194101 >>6194120 Glad you all like that one, I just found it in my pony folder from way back when.

1 hours later 6194144 Anonymous (RD7576664.png 256x253 83kB)
>>6194099 It was a question if ponies have parents Instead its used to justify everyone's creepy porn as "just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it didn't happen" And then the pony cloning mirror existed anyway

1 hours later 6194149 Anonymous (12781__safe_lyra_pez_pez-dispenser.jpg 1200x619 122kB)


1 hours later 6194150 Anonymous
It's fucking December, you guys. The year is over.

1 hours later 6194156 Anonymous
>>6194062 Well Hes not wrong

1 hours later 6194158 Anonymous (glow in the dark cat.jpg 600x392 25kB)
>>6194015 They're working on it. >This is not a photoshop, in case you couldn't figure it out

1 hours later 6194159 Anonymous
>>6194142 Yes, that's why we're in MLPG and not registered users of redlightponyville.

1 hours later 6194161 Anonymous
>>6194150 not here itve still got 49 minutes

1 hours later 6194163 Anonymous
>>6194105 did you buy flash or get it from somewhere, I want to start doing things

1 hours later 6194165 Glitter Glue (anonsenpai.png 589x360 37kB)
>>6194079 yes sure

1 hours later 6194166 Anonymous (horror.png 420x472 280kB)
>>6194143 AAAAAH HE'S QUOTING POSTS SIDEWAYS

1 hours later 6194169 Anonymous
>>6194105 So did you just hook up with Google AdSense and the like after you started producing content? Did you somehow get a cut from all of those ads in your Newgrounds-hosted videos or something?

1 hours later 6194170 Kornheiser (stanford_fan_rarity_by_xfizzle-d499cyw.jpg 400x522 121kB)
>mfw

1 hours later 6194173 Anonymous
>>6194158 It's a cat with a green lamp beneath it

1 hours later 6194178 Anonymous
>>6194104 man I have too many fetishes every god damned thing that comes up here is something I have already fapped to porn of And you people keep making me want to go find more it but I'm sure there isn't any for ponies

1 hours later 6194180 Anonymous (AJ846.png 380x417 208kB)
>>6194149 Why is it always Lyra who get the weird butt stuff?

1 hours later 6194182 Anonymous (bon.png 500x549 50kB)
>>6194149

1 hours later 6194184 Anonymous
>>6194166 It's how copy/paste works bro I was surprised it works that way too

1 hours later 6194185 Anonymous
>>6194142 Oh my god. People are sexualizing ponies? That's disgusting.

1 hours later 6194186 Anonymous
-THIS IS A DRILL- HOLY FUCK GUYS PONE LEAKED ON ITUNES STREAM IT YOU FAGGOTS -RESPOND ACCORDINGLY-

1 hours later 6194191 Anonymous
>>6194141 why must you tempt me with something i can never have

1 hours later 6194198 Anonymous
>>6194165 ... Because human women don't get cocks, Twilight. Your species is just fucked up. Don't know how to say that politely.

1 hours later 6194202 Anonymous
How warm is a pony hug?

1 hours later 6194205 Anonymous (tumblr_mec1wn22u11rx72bvo1_1280[1].jpg 1280x841 133kB)
>“A tiny Twilight sucking on a mint”.

1 hours later 6194207 Anonymous
>>6194158 Yeah, they infused it with some sort of jellyfish DNA didn't they?

1 hours later 6194212 Anonymous
>>6194186 fuck you

1 hours later 6194213 Anonymous
>>6194191 it's on the beast board, first page

1 hours later 6194217 Anonymous
>>6194186 Uh Okay

1 hours later 6194220 Anonymous
>>6194186 >check itunes >it really is there Holy shit guys it's out!

1 hours later 6194221 Anonymous
>>6194178 What if Sombra was a magician and his dick could spontaneously translocate to appear anywhere? Like Fluttershy is sipping on a straw and then boom, it's Sombra's dick. Think about it.

1 hours later 6194222 Anonymous
>>6194202 98.5 degrees

1 hours later 6194225 Anonymous
>>6194202 as warm as the sun

1 hours later 6194227 Anonymous (Pinkie is sick of your BS.png 900x927 175kB)
>>6194184 >Copy pasting post links

1 hours later 6194228 Anonymous
Did someone hack derpibooru?

1 hours later 6194229 Anonymous (stop wanting that.jpg 150x156 12kB)
>>6194191

1 hours later 6194232 Anonymous
>>6194220 Well now i KNOW its not.

1 hours later 6194235 Glitter Glue (twidick.png 847x516 88kB)
>>6194198

1 hours later 6194241 Anonymous (glow-cat-007.jpg 460x276 24kB)
>>6194173 Then it is some very precise lighting. http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/sep/11/genetically-modified-glowing-cats

1 hours later 6194242 Anonymous (652.gif 597x800 210kB)
>>6194185 It kind of is!

1 hours later 6194243 Anonymous
>>6194202 Normal body temperature is 99 - 101 F http://www.equusite.com/articles/health/healthVitalSigns.shtml so ponies are slightly warmer than humans

1 hours later 6194244 Anonymous
>>6194178 Yeah, I'm pretty sure there aren't any ponies with cocktoungues http://e621.net/post?tags=cocktongue

1 hours later 6194253 Anonymous
>>6194228 Oh hey, I think the GNAA finally got to it. Bummer

1 hours later 6194254 Anonymous
>>6194220 -DRILL PROCEDURE: Provide a screen capture.-

1 hours later 6194257 Anonymous
>>6194227 I remember using 4chan in 200X Remember when he had to press F5 and stuff?

1 hours later 6194258 Anonymous
>>6194186 you serious?

1 hours later 6194264 Anonymous
>>6194235 THIS IS STUPID TWILIGHT WOULD OBVIOUSLY ASSUME ANON IS SOME SORT OF EARTH-HUMAN

1 hours later 6194269 Anonymous (130620725257.jpg 556x557 39kB)
>>6194142 >This isn't what we signed up for, MLPG i'm pretty sure that was in the contract

1 hours later 6194270 Anonymous
>>6194243 Word on the street is that mare pussy is really warm

1 hours later 6194272 Anonymous
>>6194228 maintenance

1 hours later 6194273 Anonymous (1335361029114.gif 315x270 1319kB)
>>6194244 >already had that exact tab open Spooky

1 hours later 6194279 Anonymous
>>6194258 He specifically said it's a drill.

1 hours later 6194282 Glitter Glue (twilydance.gif 491x584 63kB)
>>6194264 >TWILIGHT WOULD OBVIOUSLY ASSUME ANON IS SOME SORT OF EARTH-HUMAN Not if he said he had a dick.

1 hours later 6194296 Anonymous (1328813119834.png 990x900 600kB)
>>6194227 This isn't '83 any more, bro Speaking of copy/paste

1 hours later 6194297 Anonymous
>>6194235 >Pegasi and earth ponies are dickless?

1 hours later 6194300 Anonymous (RD1998234.png 327x288 99kB)
>>6194244 I honestly had no idea what to expect there

1 hours later 6194309 Anonymous (horn rubbing.gif 471x471 592kB)
>>6194235 Twilight stop that We're in public At least let me do it, you don't even have fingers

1 hours later 6194317 Anonymous
>>6194244 Is there any kind of genital gimmick that does not exist?

1 hours later 6194320 Anonymous
>>6194186 uh eh

1 hours later 6194324 Anonymous
Post hoofbeat 2

1 hours later 6194328 Anonymous (twilightnotes.png 560x456 86kB)
>>6194282 > calling a horn a dick I'm sorry GG You're not even suspending disbelief at this point Given your previous work, we're meant to believe she knows exactly what dicks are.

1 hours later 6194333 Anonymous
>>6194296 >That bird Memories~

1 hours later 6194337 Anonymous
>>6194205 >this is from the tiny Twilight greentext I did earlier Neat. Looks good Fun fact: mint can improve cognitive function

1 hours later 6194338 Anonymous (old hag.jpg 431x300 46kB)
>>6194324 No

1 hours later 6194339 Anonymous
>>6194105 tiarawhy how old are you?

1 hours later 6194340 Anonymous
>>6194324 REMOVE BRONY

1 hours later 6194342 tiarawhy
>>6194163 got it through uni while i was still in there. >>6194169 yea i got adsense right after i made the cupcake vid and put it up on youtube. google sent me a partner invite. i dont even look at ng, it pales in comparison to youtube

1 hours later 6194347 Anonymous
>>6194338 >>6194340 mediafire link?

1 hours later 6194354 Anonymous
>>6194324 http://imgur.com/a/ozoOF it's meh

1 hours later 6194356 Anonymous
you guys should go to derpibooru right now

1 hours later 6194359 Wolf Nanaki
>>6194324 No. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24335178/hb2.zip

1 hours later 6194366 Anonymous
>>6194337 well specifically peppermint A lot of candies only have artificial flavoring, you need like Altoids and such. I doubt candy canes and those little circle red and white ones do the trick.

1 hours later 6194367 Anonymous (pinkie pie is uncomfortable.gif 480x270 1740kB)
Can you believe it? There really are people who dont think Pinkie Pie is best pony

1 hours later 6194370 Anonymous
>>6194205 >someone did it after all hnnnnngh thank you!

1 hours later 6194371 Anonymous
>>6194347 It was good, but couldve been SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better with the things they did

1 hours later 6194372 Anonymous
>>6194186 Streaming Time to ruin episode day the best part is that i've moved my volunteering to friday so now i have free saturdays in which to pony

1 hours later 6194380 Anonymous
>>6194324 Hoofbeat 2 was a letdown

1 hours later 6194383 Anonymous
>>6194356 what's going on? I'm running noscript

1 hours later 6194385 Anonymous
>>6194372 go on, give us a link!

1 hours later 6194387 Anonymous (absolutely disguisting sweetie.jpg 909x711 62kB)
>>6194354 >>6194359

1 hours later 6194388 Anonymous
Would you let a pony lay on top of you? Would you both fall asleep that way?

1 hours later 6194390 Anonymous Test
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1 hours later 6194392 Anonymous
>>6194367 I don't think she is, either. In fact, she's as low as 5th worst

1 hours later 6194393 Anonymous
>>6194342 what vz. flash is it?

1 hours later 6194398 Anonymous (CelestiaHappyS2E24.png 640x347 201kB)
>>6194367 Yeah that's pretty bad. But what's even worse is that there are people here who don't even like Princess Celestia!

1 hours later 6194399 Anonymous
>>6194385 http://livestream.com/newponyleakruiningepisodeday

1 hours later 6194400 Anonymous
>>6194390 <========3 lets touch penises

1 hours later 6194402 Anonymous
>>6194205 Stop encouraging them. This is dangerously close to fluffy ponies.

1 hours later 6194403 Anonymous (1351465758802.gif 387x405 773kB)
>>6194367 I know I normally assume the worst of people But there actually are people out there who have the right opinion of best pony

1 hours later 6194406 Anonymous
>>6194372 >>6194385 It's not there anon is just being silly

1 hours later 6194407 Anonymous
>>6194388 how do you fall asleep with something laying on you?

1 hours later 6194414 Anonymous
>>6194390 (\-___-

1 hours later 6194418 Anonymous
>>6194367 Well, she's not Applejack, and she's not Rarity, but she's up there.

1 hours later 6194419 Anonymous
>>6194402 so is any other pony material

1 hours later 6194421 Anonymous
>>6194342 Alright, that's it I need to start producing content

1 hours later 6194423 Anonymous (the joke is that she's a huge cunt.png 318x800 161kB)
Man, I just am so excited about the ep tomorrow, I just had to draw some trixie. >filename

1 hours later 6194424 Glitter Glue (kissinkissin.png 758x439 70kB)
>>6194328 No that was a different continuity that was Twilight Loves Dick: Crisis on Infinite Dicks This is Glitter Civil War

1 hours later 6194432 Anonymous
>>6194423 I thought it was a dolphin cock until I read the filename

1 hours later 6194438 Anonymous
>>6194424 When is Dick Itself going to happen?

1 hours later 6194441 Anonymous
>>6194423 You drew her as an eggplant?

1 hours later 6194443 Anonymous (Sweetie disgust colors.gif 500x535 1550kB)
>>6194424 >Two different companies

1 hours later 6194446 Anonymous
>>6194423 i cant see the filename

1 hours later 6194451 Anonymous (ubermonster-energy-drink.jpg 125x415 15kB)
>>6194424 Goddamn it, GG Have a cold one, on me.

1 hours later 6194453 Anonymous
>>6194421 "i may not be a content producer but im a genuine fan of the show!"

1 hours later 6194465 Anonymous
>>6194451 Real talk, though, those aren't as good as the price tag would suggest. They're not bad but not that great

1 hours later 6194467 tiarawhy
>>6194339 24

1 hours later 6194473 Anonymous
>>6194443 Continuity, friend. maybe you weren't here back when we were at /co/ but companies make different storylines so they can play around with characters and situations without having to backtrack every single week. It's like having Universe A X-Men and Universe B X-Men.

1 hours later 6194476 Anonymous
>>6194423 Ohhhhhhh, it's a horse vagina. Jesus, that took me a while to see.

1 hours later 6194481 tiarawhy
>>6194393 oh it was my first flash ever, the cupcakes halloween one.

1 hours later 6194486 Anonymous (HOLY SHIT IT'S FOR REAL.png 1458x904 490kB)
HOLY SHIT IT'S LEAKED DOES ANYONE HAVE A RIPPER SO I CAN DOWNLOAD AND SHARE THE FILE!?

1 hours later 6194487 Anonymous
>>6194476 well I mean they aren't usually bright blue. And I did kind of do a shitty job.

1 hours later 6194495 Glitter Glue (unrequitedapple.png 800x600 23kB)
>>6194443 Exactly I had to outsource

1 hours later 6194500 Anonymous
>>6194473 But Civil war was main Continuity and didn't reboot anything like Infinity Crisis did

1 hours later 6194502 chistery
>>6194465 Yes and no, they have the flavor of the original Monster down pat without the weird syrupy mouthfeel the majority of their product lines now have, barring the nitrogen-infused blends. Those have a much better final mouthfeel and aftertaste.

1 hours later 6194508 Anonymous
>>6194495 GG I think its time you got some new pictures

1 hours later 6194513 Anonymous
>>6194500 Ohhhh, now I see what you meant. Sorry.

1 hours later 6194521 tiarawhy
>>6194421 don't give up. it may look like nothing for a while but with a little luck you can make it

1 hours later 6194522 Anonymous
>>6194495 GG GG please I don't know why Applejack is a shrimp or why she's crying, but I'm dozens of miles from a Long John Silver's and this is just unbearable

1 hours later 6194524 Anonymous
>>6194487 Nah, man. It's not bad or anything, but I'm no horse vagina expert, so it's hard to know what it is without the rest of the horse.

1 hours later 6194525 Anonymous
>>6194486 >Season 2 episode 16

1 hours later 6194535 Anonymous
just woke up. whats in the brony news today? whats this about derpiboru being hacked? i never used that site before but that is hilarious if true.

1 hours later 6194538 Anonymous
So who all's going to enter the Futashy X-mas contest?

1 hours later 6194540 Anonymous
>>6194342 >mfw I got a partner invite after I made 1 shitty video over a year ago that was a remix of some episodes, which bronies just ate up I didn't do shit with it though, I don't think it qualifies as being my own content.

1 hours later 6194541 Anonymous
>>6194502 It's not that good though I'd much rather just have an import

1 hours later 6194548 Anonymous
>>6194525 Yeah, 'cuz that's the last episode I started on netflix that doesn't change when you look at a different season's episode list

1 hours later 6194564 chistery
>>6194541 Yeah, that's true. > that fucking tab design How and why that isn't an industry standard here I'll never know.

1 hours later 6194574 Anonymous (pH3oa.jpg 2592x1944 992kB)


1 hours later 6194576 Anonymous
>>6194540 i got a partner invite too, and my highest viewed video has like, 3k or some bullshit. They probably hand them out to everyone now.

1 hours later 6194579 Glitter Glue (snailspepper.png 784x592 69kB)
>>6194522 >I don't know why Applejack is a shrimp what come on I got the "she's melting" and "her tongue is a condom" thing but what

1 hours later 6194587 Anonymous
>>6194540 >>6194576 You're making dosh Who cares if it's original YouTube certainly doesn't. They just want to sell more adspace.

1 hours later 6194590 Anonymous
>>6194574 >Do you even dash?

1 hours later 6194591 Anonymous
>>6194579 You draw everything but ponies, man

1 hours later 6194599 Anonymous
>>6194205 >>6194370 I was the one who requested it in the drawthread. Can I have some thanks too?

1 hours later 6194607 Anonymous
>>6194574 Man If anything was ever out to steal gains Thats it

1 hours later 6194615 Anonymous
>>6194579 We didn't say her tongue is a condom WE SAID IT WAS A COCK Get our crazy bullshit straight, man

1 hours later 6194617 Anonymous
>>6194599 no it was a bad request but the artist made it work

1 hours later 6194626 Anonymous
>my table at this upcoming con is literally in contact with JJ's and toxic mario's booths well

1 hours later 6194630 tiarawhy
>>6194540 youtube really goes after copyright stuff that is: video game footage music movies

1 hours later 6194632 Anonymous
>>6194599 Fuck you, go back to the piss

1 hours later 6194638 Anonymous
>>6194574 check my d ouble rainboom

1 hours later 6194642 Anonymous
>>6194626 and who are you?

1 hours later 6194644 Anonymous (neat.png 303x243 1kB)
>>6194599

1 hours later 6194646 Anonymous
>>6194626 >Toxic Mario See if he knows any jokes

1 hours later 6194651 Anonymous (the future.gif 264x269 200kB)
>>6194626 >toxic mario booth

1 hours later 6194653 Anonymous
>>6194626 You should have namecards labeled "Talentless" and "Hack" each with one arrow pointing in each direction.

1 hours later 6194654 Anonymous
>>6194632 Their drawthread is producing more content than MLPG is. Is that really a bad thing?

1 hours later 6194655 Anonymous
>>6194626 >toxic mario do not get in a conversation with him. that motherfucker don't stop.

1 hours later 6194660 Anonymous
My piss smells like hamburgers All I've had for the past few days is cottage cheese and kale I don't think this ketogenic diet is going to work out

1 hours later 6194663 Anonymous (7.jpg 1280x960 180kB)
>>6194590 do you even brony?

1 hours later 6194674 Anonymous
>>6194655 im sure he's a really funny original guy right

1 hours later 6194687 Anonymous
>>6194481 no i mean like flash6, flash8 or does it not matter

1 hours later 6194692 Anonymous
>>6194626 You should consider yourself lucky. You might get some people interested in your table, because the lines for theirs will be so long.

1 hours later 6194693 Anonymous
>>6194626 Just put up a big banner that Toxic Mario can see in your booth that says >"AS FEATURED ON EQD"

1 hours later 6194696 Anonymous
>>6194642 braeburned

1 hours later 6194699 Anonymous
>>6194674 he's interesting and has some ideas, but you could effectively compress a 40 minute conversation into a single sentance without losing any information.

1 hours later 6194703 Anonymous
>>6194692 You know, good point! >>6194693 perfect

1 hours later 6194707 Glitter Glue
>>6194626 My table is in the women's bathroom.

1 hours later 6194708 Anonymous
>>6194696 I would think you'd be happy then Being sandwiched in between 2 guys

1 hours later 6194710 Anonymous
>>6194696 I'm sure JJ's somewhere, bitching about having to be by you and Toxic Mario.

1 hours later 6194713 Anonymous
>>6194696 Get out.

1 hours later 6194714 Anonymous (scoots1245.png 471x554 306kB)
>>6194626 W...who are you?

1 hours later 6194717 Anonymous (1332304326301.png 268x265 130kB)
>>6194626 may have god mercy on your soul no man deserves so many bad jokes

1 hours later 6194720 Anonymous
>>6194696 Graffiti horse balls on their nametags when they aren't looking

1 hours later 6194722 tiarawhy
>>6194626 >toxic oh jesus

1 hours later 6194723 Anonymous
>>6194696 Draw a horse dick.

1 hours later 6194725 Anonymous
>>6194708 it's funny because he's gay

1 hours later 6194734 tiarawhy
>>6194687 newer flash are mostly Action script improvements. The tweens/fbf hasnt changed at all for a while.

1 hours later 6194738 Anonymous
>>6194692 No no, it wouldn't work that way. If he's sandwiched between two long lines, no one will even see his table.

1 hours later 6194741 Anonymous
>>6194692 >connected to a JJ booth >lucky you might get some overflow from disappointed bronys that couldnt get fucking near his booth due to the human force field around it, but mostly you'll get overrun by people waiting in line to see him.

1 hours later 6194743 Anonymous (Quark,_2375.jpg 417x393 102kB)
>>6194707 ...

1 hours later 6194751 Anonymous (Scoots655655.png 363x346 125kB)
I want to go to a con with LMJay and give him some Hawaiian punch

1 hours later 6194755 Anonymous
>>6194738 Dont worry, I'm not sandwiched. Actually, i have a corner booth, which is phenomenal.

1 hours later 6194763 Anonymous
>>6194751 Actually, that's who I was next to at last years Bronycon.

1 hours later 6194765 Anonymous
>>6194751 did you meet his mom? she's a fucking riot, isn't she?

1 hours later 6194767 Anonymous
>>6194751 do it

1 hours later 6194771 chistery (tuttipunch.jpg 602x564 149kB)
>>6194751 I think Pinkie set something of a precedent for that And not in a good way

1 hours later 6194780 Anonymous (Scoots9854.png 297x290 102kB)
>>6194763 Does he smell? He looks like he smells

1 hours later 6194784 Anonymous
>>6194751 You need to give him two cans of Hawaiian Punch. Exactly two.

1 hours later 6194786 Anonymous
>>6194780 You look like you smell

1 hours later 6194792 Anonymous
If I tried to pick up pony Would they kick their little legs and try to get away?

1 hours later 6194794 Anonymous
>>6194763 how busy was his table?

1 hours later 6194795 Anonymous
>>6194780 I was 5 feet from him the whole con and didn't really notice anything. Then again, I have shit smell, and the smell of everyone else probably evened it out.

1 hours later 6194800 Anonymous (murder.jpg 254x261 75kB)
>>6194786

1 hours later 6194802 Anonymous (ggplsforgiveme.jpg 500x481 29kB)
Guys... I think I actually like bitchhorse Time to sudoku?

1 hours later 6194805 Anonymous
>>6194771 > Pinkie > roofies / stealth slushie foibles PICK TWO

1 hours later 6194806 Anonymous
>>6194794 Just a little busier than mine and boiler3's

1 hours later 6194808 Anonymous
>>6194780 Hows do you LOOK like you SMELL?

1 hours later 6194815 FlyingSaucer (raindrop cowers.png 383x371 132kB)
>>6194792 Probably Most pones seem to be skittish things

1 hours later 6194821 Anonymous
>>6194802 she's not so bad cute color and a great voice crap personality though

1 hours later 6194823 Anonymous
>>6194784 >Wait at the top of a flight of stairs >LMJ goes to descend >Put your hand on his shoulder, stopping him >Look solemnly into his eyes >Hand him two cans of Hawaiian Punch >whisper "Godspeed" >turn and hurry away

1 hours later 6194825 Anonymous
Would you let Twilight slide a smooth glass rod down your urethra then have AJ buck you in the dick?

1 hours later 6194826 Anonymous
>>6194808 if you look unhygenic and not well kept, your gonna smell like someone whos unhygenic and not well kept

1 hours later 6194827 Anonymous
>>6194802 A lot of MLPGers love The Great and Powerful Bitchie. No shame.

1 hours later 6194828 Anonymous
>>6194806 and who are you?

1 hours later 6194829 Anonymous
>>6194802 you must ascend to a higher plane of existence

1 hours later 6194832 Anonymous
>>6194792 Yes Because you smell You just reek of a carnivore

1 hours later 6194833 Anonymous (SB778558745.png 462x379 172kB)
>>6194808 He looks like he doesn't bathe

1 hours later 6194835 Anonymous
>>6194802 CC pls bitchhorse is bad There's much better blue horses

1 hours later 6194836 Anonymous
>Hub's ratings, especially when pony airs, are increasing >not only adults but children too So since more and more of the target audience of the show is also watching the show that means eve nmore pony right?

1 hours later 6194852 Anonymous (letsallpretendtobeglitterglue.png 320x331 6kB)
>>6194802 >filename >filename

1 hours later 6194857 Anonymous
>>6194832 >pony reacts the same instinctive way towards you as they would a t rex

1 hours later 6194859 Anonymous
>>6194828 >not scrolling up a little

1 hours later 6194862 Anonymous
>>6194802 Don't worry, you only have to sudoku if you present one of the following symptoms: -Starting a blog about a little girl's show -Stealing an animal from a videogame to convert into your very own hypersexualized persona

1 hours later 6194863 Anonymous
>>6194836 I wonder how many kids seek out the porn

1 hours later 6194869 Anonymous
>>6194836 >Pony based spin offs >The Fluttershy show >Fluttershy moves to a new town where animals talk >Zany antics ensue > Its shit

1 hours later 6194870 Anonymous
>>6194825 pls stop, marker

1 hours later 6194871 Anonymous
>>6194836 But kids aren't their target demographic, they'll never pander to this marginal hipster crowd. It's not like kids have thousands of dollars to throw away on cheap porn and plushies.

1 hours later 6194873 Anonymous
>>6194859 scootanon?

1 hours later 6194875 Anonymous
>>6194832 I am okay with this. Glorious canines masterrace.

1 hours later 6194877 Anonymous (trixie just caught you jerking off to your waifu what do you do now.png 161x235 25kB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGK15vnmNzs

1 hours later 6194882 Anonymous
>>6194869 >The Fluttershy Show >It's basically Littlest Pet Shop but with pony >it gets better ratings than LPS

1 hours later 6194886 Anonymous
>>6194825 If she could, and intended to, magically heal me? I think I'd give it a shot Once And probably regret it But hey, how do you know unless you try?

1 hours later 6194887 chistery (1331305600711.png 640x360 197kB)
>>6194836 No. It means they'll try something better / easier. Just wait for those Barbie "webisodes" to get expanded into a 11- or 22-minute format series.

1 hours later 6194892 Anonymous (1341571116609.gif 544x405 994kB)
>>6194833 Scootaloo looks like she never bathes unless she's tossed in a bucket. Does Scootaloo have bad B.O.?

1 hours later 6194898 Anonymous
>>6194857 Well yeah, that's why deer react the way they do to humans.

1 hours later 6194904 Anonymous
>>6194892 She smells like girl

1 hours later 6194908 Anonymous
>>6194213 fucking 7chan why am i so aroused by horse anuses i know they're smelly but damn i like to fantasize about licking them why can't horses be sentient so they can truly appreciate sexual pleasure with humans

1 hours later 6194910 Anonymous (Scootaloo Sticky Situation.gif 424x318 291kB)
>>6194892 She bathes She just gels her hair Alot

1 hours later 6194912 Anonymous
>>6194869 The only possible good spin off I could see was the original proposed idea for the CMC being for a an even younger, Dora The Explora/Blue Clues kinda audience

1 hours later 6194913 Anonymous
>>6194871 Their parents do And most kinds are also spoiled little brats that can most likely get cheep things if they scream enough.

1 hours later 6194914 Anonymous
>>6194875 >glorious canines >>>/furaffinity/

1 hours later 6194919 Anonymous
>>6194825 Oh hi HSG I like Vriska too

1 hours later 6194920 Anonymous
>>6194877 >27 views >This video is unlisted STOP PLUGGING YOUR SHIT

1 hours later 6194921 Anonymous
>>6194892 Scootaloo smells like dirt and hay Because thats where she sleeps She probably does bathe in the creek though At worst she smells a little like fish

1 hours later 6194922 Anonymous
>>6194892 Are you implying that Scootaloo smells like LMJ. Sir, you are insulting a poor innocent, poor filly. Explain yourself.

1 hours later 6194929 Anonymous
>>6194875 Allright, Klondike

1 hours later 6194932 chistery (1328815145279.png 912x410 452kB)
>>6194892 No, because she ends up getting thrown through so many forests and the like she smells like pine sap ALL THE TIME She smells like that manly pine tar soap.

1 hours later 6194934 Anonymous
>>6194904 Girls can smell pretty bad when they neglect their hygiene.

1 hours later 6194937 Anonymous
>>6194892 little girls smell delicious because their cunts aren't covered with nasty bushes and bleeding and they don't have horrible pubescent sweat glands yet

1 hours later 6194942 Anonymous
Oh shit, con organizer says that I can sell porn at this huge con as long as she doesn't see it.

1 hours later 6194944 Anonymous
>>6194934 yeah when pussies stink they really fucking stink

1 hours later 6194947 Anonymous
>>6194823 Someone needs to record that on a hidden cam or something.

1 hours later 6194949 Anonymous
>>6194919 >Tfw Homestuck could have updated right now

1 hours later 6194953 Anonymous (+_d7220fe723b6cf24a8ab65abab55f7f3.jpg 287x350 18kB)
so what happened to derpibooru?

1 hours later 6194954 Anonymous
>>6194937 yeast infections don't check for age

1 hours later 6194956 Anonymous
>>6194832 >satellite probe from Earth crash lands in the Everfree in view of Ponyville. How do the pones react, and do the mane six go investigate?

1 hours later 6194959 Anonymous
>>6194934 Doesnt everything smell bad when they have neglected hygiene?

1 hours later 6194961 Anonymous
>>6194942 >Braeburned makes loadsamone and flees the country

1 hours later 6194966 Anonymous
>>6194942 Oh lord I can't imagine the brown butcher's paper you will all go through

1 hours later 6194968 Anonymous
>>6194934 I can attest to this. Having to change shifts on occasion with a nice looking girl in a small space. Holy shit, she can funk up the place. Cute as a button, but goddamn!

1 hours later 6194973 Anonymous
>>6194953 it got hacked by elite legions of haxxors

1 hours later 6194974 Anonymous
>>6194942 but she knows about she'll stalk you its a trap don't buy it

1 hours later 6194975 Anonymous (scootahrrrgg.png 451x344 60kB)
>>6194921 >Sctootaloo is an orphan, lol Just wait until they show her house Its gonna be a mansion and her parents are gonna own the wonderbolts and be movie stars and be extra loving and fuck you

1 hours later 6194976 Anonymous
>>6194954 i'd sniff a loli's yeast cunny

1 hours later 6194978 Anonymous
>>6194942 What con?

1 hours later 6194982 Luke Allen
>>6194887 Hey there, long time no see! I tried that series, after about half of them I lost track of the irony and found them dull and cliched.

1 hours later 6194984 Anonymous
>>6194942 >Sell it to underaged kids. >Get the organizer sued because they said it was okay.

1 hours later 6194987 Anonymous
>>6194976 Hophip, please

1 hours later 6194994 Anonymous
>>6194954 >you will never be a yeast infection

1 hours later 6194997 Anonymous
>>6194973 >Hacking sites >DDOS >Leejun >Skiddies >AD 2012

1 hours later 6195001 Anonymous
>>6194832 Ponies are carnivore too They have canines, front facing eyes, a characteristic usually attributed to predators and different from what real horses have, and there was also the ham sandwich and hot dogs being mentioned

1 hours later 6195003 Anonymous
>>6194921 You know Even if she has a house and loving family Scootaloo seems like the kind of kid that would end up sleeping in someone's barn every once in a while That sounds cute, actually.

1 hours later 6195005 Anonymous
>>6194975 >All of that happens. >It's her father's employer's house. >They live in the servant quarters.

1 hours later 6195014 chistery
>>6194956 They'd get there long before Celestia's natural philosophers show up and start analyzing the wreckage, pulling out data with magical spells, writing relevant data on quills, compiling the blocks of relevant evidence for more stern investigation back at the base. Chances are they'd all get their memories blanked with a FORGET ME WHAT? spell and sent along their day. Whether or not Twilight starts to remember it due to her advanced magical training and innate powers of observation is another thing.

1 hours later 6195016 Anonymous
>>6194825 I'd let Twilight suck my cock while Pinkie licks and sucks my shaft and balls, then have applejack rimming my ass while Rarity and Dash suck my nippes

1 hours later 6195017 Luke Allen
>>6194975 Her dad will be the Windmill mechanic, he loves her very much. Her mother is never seen nor talked about. Her sister is still Fluttershy.

1 hours later 6195020 Anonymous
>>6194975 The closest thing she has had to a home is that cocoon she is stuck in with Chrysalis. She doesn't want to leave.

1 hours later 6195023 Anonymous
>>6194975 we'll find out where she sleeps soon enough

1 hours later 6195025 Anonymous (happy fillies flail.png 770x607 293kB)
>>6195005

1 hours later 6195026 Anonymous (Spike_giving_cookie_to_Applejack_S2E21.png 994x558 400kB)
i wish i was spike

1 hours later 6195031 Anonymous
>>6194982 Holy shit, right back at you. Where you been, LUKE ALLEN?

1 hours later 6195037 Anonymous
>you will never have a little pony to call your own

1 hours later 6195038 Anonymous
>>6195001 >Carnivorous sentient magical cat-horse Stop making ponies sound cool, anon.

1 hours later 6195046 Anonymous
>>6195001 Dude Dude no "Both our diets are completely vegetarian"

1 hours later 6195049 Anonymous (87812.jpg 900x589 82kB)
So guys, as we're nearing Saturday morning: predictions? Also am I the only one who finds Trixie hot?

1 hours later 6195055 Luke Allen
>>6195023 She sleeps on a bed made of clouds. Her father flies up and makes one for her every night.

1 hours later 6195056 Anonymous
>>6194975 Weren't the CMC in Scootaloo's house last episode?

1 hours later 6195060 Anonymous (PP686852.png 256x192 83kB)
>>6195025 >That still frame I cant stop laughing for some reason

1 hours later 6195062 Anonymous
>>6195014 >Earth receives images taken by the probe minutes before crash landing >shows lush, green forests and water >immediate expeditionary ship is sent on it's way to this new, resource rich planet First contact with pones would be pretty fun.

1 hours later 6195064 Anonymous
>>6195026 I wish I were Big Mac's penis

1 hours later 6195066 Anonymous
>>6195046 That was just for the benefit of the buffalo The cows wouldn't be nearly so docile if they knew what happened to the ones that moved away.

1 hours later 6195074 Anonymous
>>6195056 No, that was Sweetie Belle's room. There weren't nearly enough skate boards and kid marks for that to be Scoot's

1 hours later 6195078 Anonymous
>>6195064 >>6195026 I'd stroke you until you came hard

1 hours later 6195082 Anonymous
>>6195046 All lies to get that sweet buffalo meat

1 hours later 6195084 Anonymous (RAR4565612.png 308x330 72kB)
>>6195056 It was Sweeties Her dad was outside

1 hours later 6195087 Anonymous
>>6195049 Seth, please.

1 hours later 6195088 Luke Allen
>>6195031 Being anonymous, anon. I'm just namefagging because I have something to do tonight. I'ma gon shave.

1 hours later 6195095 Anonymous
>>6195046 That's just Pinkie Pinkie mentions hot dogs And again there was a ham sandwich on the table That was most likely just a part of the dong

1 hours later 6195098 Anonymous
>>6195049 It's going to be garbage. Absolute, pure, tripled destilled bullsit. Bronies are going to love it and defend it.

1 hours later 6195099 Anonymous (1321041608290.jpg 240x360 64kB)
>>6194825 >mfw I started this That's the most disturbing thing I've ever heard, it was a torture method the Vietcong used on POWs, they'd get you hard, put the rod down your dickhole, then smash it with a hammer. I could never get it out of my head once I heard it, imagine trying to piss after that

1 hours later 6195102 Anonymous (Silver Spoon's Applebloom Impression.png 1171x606 836kB)
>>6195060 The bully twins had some good scenes that episode.

1 hours later 6195107 Anonymous
>>6195062 > implying telemetry > implying the satellite wasn't shot down > implying any data got back through > implying this was the first Brony go home

1 hours later 6195112 Anonymous
>>6195049 Her voice is perfect for femdom, I want her forcing me to lick her hooves and mocking me for getting hard

1 hours later 6195116 Anonymous (Seriously.png 256x327 111kB)
>>6195056 >Super girly room. >Thinks Scootaloo. That was Sweetie's parent's house.

1 hours later 6195119 Anonymous
>>6195082 I wonder if Little Strongheart's vag tastes like buffalo chicken sauce. If Braeburn's cum tastes like ranch dressing, I'd beg for a threesome.

1 hours later 6195120 Anonymous
>>6195098 Whoa, pretty strong negativity there. Why do you say that?

1 hours later 6195121 Anonymous
>>6195014 >Natural philosophers >Doing scientific investigation I don't think either of those words mean what you think they mean

1 hours later 6195122 Anonymous
>>6195095 > HAM SAMMICH XD CC That's maybe ham But it may be fake meat Same with the hot dogs Fuck, do you say VEGGIE MEAT TUBES?

1 hours later 6195125 Anonymous (the_great_and_powerful_by_don_komandorr-d3r9snj.jpg 768x1024 493kB)
>>6195049 trixie's bad-girl attitude gets me stiff and wanting but seriously, i think she's really adorable and a funny and very pretty pony

1 hours later 6195129 Anonymous
>>6195062 >"WE HAVE CAME TO FREE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!"

1 hours later 6195130 Luke Allen
>>6195099 At least you could cosplay a changeling drone.

1 hours later 6195132 Anonymous (Simple.png 574x600 103kB)
>>6195064 >You will never be Blueblood's horsecock >You will never be frotted against Macintosh's cock which is also an anon

1 hours later 6195134 Anonymous
>>6195120 He's being le ironic

1 hours later 6195135 Anonymous
>>6195099 Chuck Philaniuk pls Pls go

1 hours later 6195144 Anonymous
>>6195120 Because I'm not a retard like you bronies.

1 hours later 6195149 Anonymous
>>6195099 > 9EDGY78YOU Choke was a bad book And you should feel bad for perpetuating what's the literary equivalent to the nutshot reel of America's Funniest Home Videos

1 hours later 6195150 Anonymous
>>6195122 How did they replicate the flavor of meat? Why are they even TRYING to replicate meat?

1 hours later 6195152 Anonymous
>Have a Fluttershy autographed by Andrea Libman upon eBay >It's not made out of minky but fleece, and the construction is phenomenal and doesn't look disproportionate or wonky >third time relisting it tonight, after two weeks of it not selling >meanwhile other plushes go for hundreds of dollars more than what we're even asking for. how I don't even This legitimately boggles my mind. There must be some secret place where people advertise their plushes and merch at.

1 hours later 6195155 Anonymous
>>6195122 >Fake meat So the ponies have a taste for meat then?

1 hours later 6195157 Anonymous
>>6195132 how about we just hook up, rub our dicks together, and think of ponies?

1 hours later 6195159 Anonymous (Y-yes Mistress! you manage to moan, under the fury of her intense pounding Please, Mistress! you whine, tears of joy and pain streaming down your face. Louder, Trixie demands.png 2500x1600 1186kB)
>>6195125 Mah nigga.

1 hours later 6195164 Anonymous
>>6195152 post a link

1 hours later 6195166 Luke Allen
>>6195152 deviantArt's plushies group?

1 hours later 6195168 Anonymous
>>6195149 I haven't read choke, I think Fight Club is the only good thing he's written

1 hours later 6195171 Anonymous
>>6195122 Or Pinkie was just using some lyrics for the song. Both are just as plausible since it's Pinkie we're talking about. And even so why would they want a product that tastes like meat but it isn't meat just for the sake of it. Also real horses love meat.

1 hours later 6195176 Anonymous
If I were a pony I'd camwhore for the general.

1 hours later 6195178 Anonymous
>>6195116 >Implying Scootaloos room isn't super girly because her parents love their little princess. >They constantly baby her when she is there. Cooing and awing at her new princess dress. >This is why she never wants to go to her house. >Ever.

1 hours later 6195179 Anonymous (The Veil.jpg 877x1700 1815kB)
>>6195062 What if first contact was something like the circumstances in this.

1 hours later 6195181 Anonymous
>>6195157 I guess that could work 206

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1 hours later 6195186 Anonymous
>>6195168 he's written quite a few good things I loved Lullaby

1 hours later 6195190 Luke Allen
>>6195088 ...but first, a shower. See you in half an hour, /co/.

1 hours later 6195193 Anonymous
>>6195144 That's not an adequate explanation. Please, go into detail about why you predict this episode will be awful.

1 hours later 6195194 Anonymous
>>6195112 you're a poor excuse of a man

1 hours later 6195196 Anonymous
>>6195164 http://www.ebay.com/itm/160932760913 >>6195166 I guess? EqD never responded to my emails about it, already advertised on ponychan and some other pony forum. Bluh.

1 hours later 6195205 Anonymous
>>6195171 >Also real horses love meat. Why does this only come up like thirty posts into any discussion about the ponies being omnivorous? Horses can and do eat meat, they just don't hunt some breeds fish, though

1 hours later 6195208 Anonymous (163879__UNOPT__.gif 275x206 765kB)
>>6195025

1 hours later 6195209 Anonymous
>>6194997 >doxing >2012 its not like everyone doesnt put all their whereabouts on facebook these days. who teh fuck cares?

1 hours later 6195211 Anonymous
>>6195176 >Get anon to send you pretty dresses >Slowly take them off on cam

1 hours later 6195212 Anonymous
>>6195144 >Le monkey face.

1 hours later 6195213 chistery
>>6195121 It's an honorific title. It's the same title their predecessors have held for 1000 years, whether or not they have totally different roles. I just think it's fun to think of their society having all these weird anachronisms, like there's some sort of special chair at Canterlot U that Starswirl the Bearded held, and to maintain that office you need to wear his hat and carry his staff, even though that's been impractical for at least 300 years What, did you want me to say PONIES IN BLACK SWOOP DOWN AND NEURALIZE THE LOT OF THEM DO YOU THINK PONY AGENT J HAS A MOUSTACHE WHAT YOU THINK NOISY CRICKET IS IN MAGIC LAND

1 hours later 6195215 Anonymous
>>6195193 Forget it. Bronies like you wouldn't understand.

1 hours later 6195216 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsVO_ndmQ3o Would you feed your pone beer?

1 hours later 6195222 Anonymous
>>6195196 why does it say "KIL" on the side? That's kinda creepy

1 hours later 6195229 Anonymous
>>6195215 >Le Monkey trouble!

1 hours later 6195230 Anonymous
>>6195179 I was there for that thread. That was fucking stupid.

1 hours later 6195231 Anonymous
>>6195179 I enjoy partaking in HFY stories. The tasteful ones, at least.

1 hours later 6195232 Anonymous
>>6195159 Why is she always trying to eat her clothes?

1 hours later 6195237 Anonymous
>>6195213 r u writing tonite?

1 hours later 6195241 Anonymous
>>6195003 I'd let her sleep in my bed for a price

1 hours later 6195244 Anonymous (1350353029151.gif 517x349 1827kB)
>>6195208

1 hours later 6195245 Anonymous (1331477776354.jpg 692x1037 258kB)
>>6194997 >mfw faggots think using sqlmap makes you a hacker

1 hours later 6195250 Anonymous
>>6195196 It looks nice And that seems very reasonable considering it's signed You could try some furry forums too and such, I think maybe you're just having bad luck.

2 hours later 6195257 Anonymous
>>6195216 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYui4P_dVc0 i'd like to keep a pet pony and feed it burgers and cuddle it in bed

2 hours later 6195264 Anonymous
>>6195232 I guess the wizard get-up tastes pretty magical

2 hours later 6195265 Anonymous
>>6195222 It's "ALib". That's how Andrea signed it at the summer Bronycon.

2 hours later 6195273 Anonymous (Earth is Space Australia.png 1423x666 181kB)
>>6195230 >getting upset at fun

2 hours later 6195278 Anonymous
>>6195215 I think your hipster pants are on too tight. I don't know how you managed that.

2 hours later 6195285 Anonymous
>>6195205 It comes up because it means that the ponies eating meat isn't that far fetched. A lot of people don't belive or know that horses can and will eat meat

2 hours later 6195286 Anonymous (1346464359583.png 279x237 3kB)
>>6195182 look at that firm shiny ass

2 hours later 6195287 Anonymous
>>6195257 That pone is the perfect size for fucking

2 hours later 6195292 Anonymous
>>6195150 Little American girls probably eat meat. It's supposed to be an easy analogue for what a small child eats, like mac and cheese and hot dogs, like "my favorite pony eats them too! Wow!" There are a lot of things in the show for the convenience of little girls, like the constant parties with streamers and cake, like you'd expect at a five year old's birthday party Getting into how the hot dogs aren't REAL hot dogs is totally moot to someone that young

2 hours later 6195293 Anonymous (Drunk Fluttershy.png 900x772 533kB)
>>6195216 Yes I would tell her it's a special drink I made and just watch the night unfold nonsexually

2 hours later 6195295 Anonymous
>>6195211 >slowly taking them off >not slowly putting them on

2 hours later 6195299 Anonymous
>>6195182 Look at that sexy beast. Unf

2 hours later 6195300 Anonymous
>>6195232 Trixie is a very hungry pone

2 hours later 6195304 Anonymous
>>6195182 >dat vascularity that horse is swole as FUCK

2 hours later 6195306 Anonymous (RD5666133.png 335x293 130kB)
>>6195245 What am I looking at here? A hand or some kind of animal mouth?

2 hours later 6195310 Anonymous
>>6195293 why does her hair have so many lines in it her hair does not have that many lines in it

2 hours later 6195311 Anonymous
>>6195196 No wonder it isn't selling. It looks like SHIT!

2 hours later 6195315 Anonymous
>>6195182 interesting picture. I have had trouble with how the tail connects to the asscheeck and butthole and this has help me realize how.

2 hours later 6195317 Anonymous
>>6195293 Fluttershy would be a nasty drunk

2 hours later 6195326 Anonymous
>>6195273 Asimov Asimov pls

2 hours later 6195327 Anonymous
>>6195300 I hear she breaks into peoples homes at night and raids their fridge

2 hours later 6195329 Anonymous
>>6195292 Man, I love streamers and cake There is no age at which streamers and cake don't improve a party

2 hours later 6195333 Anonymous
>>6195208 God that never gets old. And it should be... I should be getting mad at it.

2 hours later 6195335 Anonymous
>>6195295 >Start with socks >Then the dress >Then the saddle >Finish the whole thing off with a fancy hat

2 hours later 6195337 Anonymous
>>6195306 That is a man's testicles being dipped into a tub of Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream.

2 hours later 6195339 chistery
>>6195237 Yeah.

2 hours later 6195341 Anonymous
>>6195306 Balls.

2 hours later 6195345 Anonymous
>>6195196 The hems look machine-stitched, the fabric looks stiff and unyielding, and the tail and mane have an indefinably weird quality to them. Also, the wingpits' construction is blatantly obvious. In other words, it's nice.

2 hours later 6195348 Anonymous
>>6195317 >w-when I get homesh I'm gonna, I'm just gonan smack that fucking bunny piece of shit

2 hours later 6195350 Anonymous
>>6195310 She is a cartoon. Her hair has as many lines as her artist deems necessary.

2 hours later 6195353 Anonymous
>>6195213 >WHAT YOU THINK NOISY CRICKET IS IN MAGIC LAND I bet it's a cricket. A giant fatal-sound cricket.

2 hours later 6195354 Anonymous
>>6195327 But she can never find any pone cones.

2 hours later 6195357 Anonymous (RAR5524242.jpg 319x292 27kB)
>>6195337 >>6195341 Okay why

2 hours later 6195363 Anonymous
>>6195329 There's a point at which we prefer beer to cake But okay

2 hours later 6195369 Anonymous
>>6195273 oh god I love these stories especially the ones with aliens telling each other how fucking insane humans are and to stay the hell away from them

2 hours later 6195372 Anonymous (117132__UNOPT__safe_twilight-sparkle_animated_sibsy_chocolate-milk.gif 478x268 2552kB)
>>6195257 pones look cute in cars

2 hours later 6195374 Anonymous
>>6195357 are you some kind of virgin femanon? Is that why you didn't know what balls are? Post your hymen

2 hours later 6195378 Anonymous (lawyer discusses simple shapes.jpg 500x285 58kB)
>>6195357 because balls

2 hours later 6195382 Anonymous
MLPG Teach me to just let go. Tell me how to just love the show and ignore the drama on 4chan and the rest of the internet. To tune out the trolls and the bronies and tune in the ponies. How do I do it? How do I ween myself off of the conflict?

2 hours later 6195385 Anonymous
>>6195363 >Preferring beer >Ever Fuck bear

2 hours later 6195394 KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KMIL KILL KILL KLILL KILL KKLL KIKLL KILL KIL KILL KILL KKLIL KILLL KLIL KILL K IL
>>6195222 >>6195265 >you will never obey the implanted suggestions of your Endless Legs Go KILL KILL KILL KILL KIKLL KILL KILL KLIL KILL KIL LKILL KILL KIL KILK ILL KIKLL KIKLL KILLL KILL KILK ILKKILL LKILL K ILL LKLIL KLI KKILL KILL KIL KILL KILL KLKIL KILL KLI KLIL KILL

2 hours later 6195398 Anonymous (Fv0Nz.gif 325x201 219kB)
>>6195357 I hadn't seen Scootanon Jr. being confused about male things in a while.

2 hours later 6195399 Anonymous
>>6195369 Or how amazing cooking is.

2 hours later 6195405 Anonymous (plead.jpg 640x360 15kB)
>>6195232 She can get bitey in bed. And she bites hard.

2 hours later 6195408 Anonymous
>>6195363 >beer and cake are mutually exclusive

2 hours later 6195414 Anonymous
>>6195382 You just gotta fuckin' ignore it sometimes. I have never been disappointed while watching a pony episode, and I've enjoyed every single one, and will continue doing so.

2 hours later 6195416 Anonymous (1323663189583.png 1325x1028 142kB)
>>6195369 How about this one? Unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any new HFY stories. It's sad.

2 hours later 6195421 Anonymous (TS758.png 484x455 230kB)
>>6195374 I don't really have experience with balls Wanna change that anon? >>6195378 But whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy >>6195398 Oh fuck you Its just so close up It looked like some kind of big rodent mouth

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2 hours later 6195426 Anonymous (43c1d9b2-7364-4390-bc45-aefbdf948226.jpg 600x541 53kB)
>>6195182

2 hours later 6195431 Anonymous
>>6195408 >not enjoying delicious kakbrau

2 hours later 6195447 Anonymous (Galaxies best space chef.jpg 1002x898 487kB)
>>6195399 I got that one too.

2 hours later 6195448 Anonymous (tumblr_me4i4ekYwp1rm2slvo1_1280.jpg 1280x640 329kB)
JJ 2.0 is stramming http://www.livestream.com/maniacpaint

2 hours later 6195452 Anonymous
>>6195196 >That isn't selling. Well no fuck, it looks like a Hasbro employee made it, then got fired for it.

2 hours later 6195453 Anonymous
>>6195382 Join for a little bit, see how it fucks up your mind, and pull away to talk with real people who don't say nigger and fag every third sentence.

2 hours later 6195455 Anonymous
>>6195382 when you're as naive as me life in general becomes a tad bit easier

2 hours later 6195457 Anonymous
>>6195421 does pone smoke weed everyday 420(ron paul legalize it)

2 hours later 6195467 Anonymous (his neutralness.jpg 353x270 28kB)
>>6195418 That's fucking disgusting.

2 hours later 6195469 Anonymous
>>6195448 every single one of those depictions looks excatly the same.

2 hours later 6195470 Anonymous (1600 - D _ animated hiccups laughing pinkie_pie ^^_^^.gif 268x268 816kB)
>>6195421 Men, and many women, find balls amusing or hawt. That's why. This tops "What's a prostate?"

2 hours later 6195474 Anonymous (PP556363.png 367x316 119kB)
>>6195457 __

2 hours later 6195476 chistery
>>6195369 Just played some ME3. I'm feelin' it. "No, no, see, they go around with sublight weapons-" "What do you mean, sublight?" "I mean they use like fucking grenades in sticks made to fling shrapnel in one direction." "What." "No, no, see, it gets better. They go around and find the fastest animals they can with some of the strongest territorial instincts -" "Wait, they still have land mammals?" "Yeah, they have big reserves. Including shit with like -- I think they call them 'antlers' -- anyway, bones and shit. And they start running at the Humans-" "And then they fire their weapons to signal someone to come and lase the thing?" "NO, dude, they FIRE THEM AT THE ANIMALS." "But those are just like pellets, right? Like fireworks?" "NO, BRO, they're fatal. SUPER FATAL. T'ghen'L went out on a trip while he was on Terra Prime and said it felled something the size of a cargo sled ONE SHOT. Head, GONE." "... Fuckin' Humies." "FUCKIN' HUMIES."

2 hours later 6195478 Anonymous
>>6195418 >more appealing than it should be it's supposed to be appealing things that help survival and reproduction tend to be that way for a reason so never feel ashamed for yearning to rut some nice hot mare vagina

2 hours later 6195482 Anonymous
>>6195357 The Internet.

2 hours later 6195485 Anonymous (futa dash relaxes.png 1000x819 176kB)
>>6195457 every single day

2 hours later 6195487 Anonymous
>>6195421 Femanon, go to bed.

2 hours later 6195489 Anonymous
>>6192955 >implying you can't wage war with tea cups and saucers

2 hours later 6195491 Anonymous
>>6195467 that's literally indistinguishable from a black chick

2 hours later 6195492 Anonymous
>>6195152 >not putting any effort into the advertising where there are TONS of easy places you are bad at business you already have it on mlp reddit and the EQD weekly plushie post right? of course you do those are the most obviously places, even a moron would do that first

2 hours later 6195500 Anonymous
>>6195470 I heard that ball clamps make you cum a lot harder, but I'm too scared to put some kind of clamp on my nutsack

2 hours later 6195503 Anonymous
>>6195348 >Drunk Flutters beating Angel Oh my sides

2 hours later 6195504 Anonymous
>>6195491 Racist!

2 hours later 6195507 Anonymous
>>6195491 Exactly.

2 hours later 6195510 Anonymous
>>6195470 Wait wait wait..who didn't know what a prostate was?

2 hours later 6195511 Anonymous
>>6195491 I've eaten out my black girlfriend and I have to disagree, sorry.

2 hours later 6195512 Anonymous
>>6195421 You can get up close and personal with my balls. Getting by balls sucked is just about my favorite thing.

2 hours later 6195520 Anonymous
>>6195405 No thanks then.

2 hours later 6195525 Anonymous (1351730134784.jpg 334x750 28kB)
>>6195491

2 hours later 6195526 Anonymous (1318807324212.jpg 700x526 125kB)
>>6195476 I love the idea of humans being the crazy, murderous rednecks of the galaxy.

2 hours later 6195531 Anonymous
>>6195416 Nice! It's too bad - they're a blast to read.

2 hours later 6195535 Anonymous
>>6195512 It's way under rated. It fucking great and even funner to do to someone else

2 hours later 6195544 Anonymous
>>6195510 Scootanon Jr. The same poster who's currently confused about why people would post balls.

2 hours later 6195548 Anonymous
>Rose sees balls for the first time, the thread I love you, mlpg

2 hours later 6195553 Anonymous
>>6195535 >being this gay Don't be such a faggot, anon.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSlHGegL6Ns oh god i can't stop listening

2 hours later 6195556 Anonymous
>>6195511 what is it like to have sex with a black girl

2 hours later 6195558 Anonymous
>>6195535 the only think better is a tongue up the ass

2 hours later 6195561 Anonymous
>>6192812 >kicking a dead horse Because it shows them as being in love and having a life together; it's very tender and sweet.

2 hours later 6195562 Anonymous (zooman - beastranch - pink_pussy_1_full.jpg 320x240 7kB)
mare vagina is better looking than human vagina

2 hours later 6195564 Anonymous
>>6195525 wow edgy. >>/b/

2 hours later 6195565 Anonymous (Arliss Loveless.jpg 852x480 61kB)
>tfw pretty satisfied with how inking lines came out time for colour!

2 hours later 6195571 Anonymous
>>6195556 It's like having sex with a white chick especially if the lights are off

2 hours later 6195572 Anonymous (Scoots4545242.png 374x381 202kB)
>>6195544 No, I know why people would post balls I can't comprehend why you would dip balls in ice cream

2 hours later 6195573 Anonymous (1297622450320.png 553x759 59kB)
>>6195548 She practically lives on the internet. I can guarantee some pathetic fags send her pictures of their dicks at least once a week.

2 hours later 6195574 Anonymous
>>6195556 Same as white girls, only ___better.

2 hours later 6195578 Anonymous
>>6195476 >A human and a Gryphon have a conversation about warfare.

2 hours later 6195579 Anonymous
>>6195544 Scootanon Jr. is male right? How old is he? How the fuck do you not know what a prostate is unless you're 11 or something?

2 hours later 6195581 Anonymous
>>6195562 agreement

2 hours later 6195582 Anonymous
>>6195556 The same as fucking a mare.

2 hours later 6195583 Anonymous
>>6195556 You should ask MT.

2 hours later 6195585 Anonymous
>>6195382 Nigger, I'm doing it right now, just don't get mad. Ask yourself why you're getting mad, why should you let bronies or trolls or other faggots get a rise out of you? They don't deserve your anger.

2 hours later 6195593 Anonymous
>>6195573 She's probably got big veiny realistic balls on her dildo fuck, that means her hymen's busted

2 hours later 6195596 Anonymous (they died.png 640x360 131kB)
>>6195555 >sweetie winks at scoots

2 hours later 6195598 Anonymous
>>6195418 i like mare vag more than human vag

2 hours later 6195599 Anonymous
>>6195583 MT has had sex with black girls?

2 hours later 6195600 Anonymous
>>6195573 Nanaki included.

2 hours later 6195613 Anonymous
>>6195599 New headcanon.

2 hours later 6195615 Anonymous
>>6195571 >>6195574 what is it like to have sex with a white girl

2 hours later 6195619 Anonymous (rose_whiteknights.png 500x253 41kB)
>>6195573 >pathetic losers >people who follow rose you don't say!

2 hours later 6195623 Anonymous
>>6195556 More vigorous in bed, she was loud too, very vocal.

2 hours later 6195624 Anonymous
>>6195579 Scootanon Jr. is self proclaimed female college student. No proof other than ignorance of everything related to male sexuality. >>6195572 Because it feels interesting. Same reason for food play or running ice over yourself.

2 hours later 6195625 Anonymous
>>6195615 Salty sand and milk

2 hours later 6195626 Anonymous
>>6195558 Getting your cockhead licked is better, I got an escort who would just lick my cock and balls for half an hour, ukranian girl, you start to thrust involuntarily because it feels so good and then blast the biggest load ever

2 hours later 6195629 Anonymous
>>6195619 i wish gay people would white knight for me

2 hours later 6195630 Anonymous
>>6195623 unf please describe

2 hours later 6195633 Anonymous
>>6196125 New Horse

2 hours later 6195635 Anonymous
>>6195578 This would only end in the gryphons getting way too many new ideas for murder devices.

2 hours later 6195637 Anonymous
>you will never be someone's spurty stallion

2 hours later 6195638 chistery
>>6195578 The number of points Humans and Gryphons would agree on the art of war would probably wig out the average Equestrian -- and probably unnerve most anyone in the Equestrian armed forces. > mfw I really want to hear about them futzing out opinions on close air support and how it should be best used

2 hours later 6195639 Anonymous
>>6195633 >DOA

2 hours later 6195641 Anonymous
>>6195624 >Running ice over yourself Not even once Anyway see you guys for episode tomorrow.

2 hours later 6195642 Anonymous
>>6195599 Considering she's a black girl, she can probably tell you what having sex with her would be like. >MT has had sex with black girls? Most likely yes.

2 hours later 6195643 Anonymous
I'm just going to pretend my pillow is Pinkie That way everything will be better in the morning

2 hours later 6195649 Anonymous
>>6195615 It's like having sex with a mexican chick, only she doesn't smell like shit and there isn't mariachi music blasting out of her brother's car in the alley

2 hours later 6195653 Anonymous
>>6195630 I just did.... she smelled nice too

2 hours later 6195656 Anonymous
>>6195633 2EARLY AND 2DED ANON WAIT A BIT THEN TRY AGAIN

2 hours later 6195661 Wolf Nanaki (my_little_pony_magic_duel.png 300x300 98kB)
So on tomorrow's episode, are we hyped, cautiously optimistic, disinterested, or reluctant?

2 hours later 6195665 Anonymous (1347687593888.gif 459x378 1145kB)
>>6195596 best fillies

2 hours later 6195666 Anonymous (Best day.png 334x310 20kB)
>>6195633 >(Dead)

2 hours later 6195668 Anonymous
>>6195649 ay papi

2 hours later 6195669 Anonymous
>>6195649 I'm laughing for real now

2 hours later 6195671 Anonymous (what.jpg 720x720 292kB)
>>6195633 >A single link >Posted too quickly so 4chan thinks it's ded >early you are terrible

2 hours later 6195686 Anonymous
>>6195661 GET HYPED

2 hours later 6195687 Anonymous
>>6195661 Hope for the duel None for the episode Disappointment for all

2 hours later 6195696 Anonymous
>>6195555 ...Has Daniel ingrim remixed show songs before? Also: This accapella of Babs seed is like entirely scootaloo good

2 hours later 6195700 Anonymous
>>6195643 you're going to beat the shit out of your pillow for being an annoying cunt? kidding, i love pnak

2 hours later 6195701 Anonymous
>>6195661 Since 3ponk3furious and BABS SEED BAD SEED aired, I'm hyped for every new episode now.

2 hours later 6195703 Anonymous
>>6195638 >humans asking how possible it would be for Griffons to fly them into battle and drop them upon their enemies

2 hours later 6195706 Anonymous (best porno ever.gif 300x169 2043kB)
>>6195661 >>6195669 >>6195649 It's going to be fawful

2 hours later 6195707 Anonymous
>>6195661 Not even going to watch that brony shit

2 hours later 6195718 Anonymous (tumblr_m9j0x1RFr41renq23o1_1280.jpg 933x581 101kB)
>>6195643 >not having an actual Pinkie pillow

2 hours later 6195720 Anonymous
>>6195661 >He hasn't seen the leak. Nigga we watched the episode like, 5 hours ago. Trixie writes a letter to the princess about not accepting power that you have not earned yourself.

2 hours later 6195729 Anonymous
>>6195701 >3ponk3furious 7ponk7me.

2 hours later 6195738 Anonymous
>>6195661 >Trixie episode >She's back >Beat Twilight >Twilight came back with Celestia and the saddle arabians >Twilight destroy the necklace >LOVE AND TOLERANCE

2 hours later 6195739 Anonymous (AwrhoYxCMAAnBHV.jpg 718x718 119kB)
>>6195661 i don't know i'm full of doubts

2 hours later 6195741 Anonymous
>>6195706 my sides

2 hours later 6195746 Anonymous
>>6195638 Man ponies seem to not be that affected by wars I mean look at Twilight. She see her future self fucked up and she most probably think that she lost an eye. The first thing she asks is if there's a great war happening. So she would join the war effort and she's just a young adult. Those ponies are ready to defend their country no matter what.

2 hours later 6195748 Anonymous (SB5455545.png 268x263 70kB)
>>6195661 Cautiously optimistic Anyway I need to get to bed so I don't feel like shit all day tomorrow. Its fucking finals season and I gotta study

2 hours later 6195757 Anonymous (scootaloo_the_courier_by_orschmann-d4lwggb.png 869x919 155kB)
>>6195665 scootaloo looks great in that boyish outfit

2 hours later 6195759 chistery
>>6195635 Our entire Human delegation would be probably foresworn to never talk about the H-bomb and biological agents, let alone our more recent improvements. It would only serve to destabilise the region if they attempted to produce it using magitech (read: much faster than we ever did) and make us look like murderous savages, one and all. Nevermind I'm sure the races in the world Equestria shares have more than their fair share of war crimes between racial abilities and applied magical mechanics.

2 hours later 6195762 Anonymous
>>6195668 >you will never hear Scootaloo reflexively utter this into your ear as you rail her to kingdom come

2 hours later 6195763 Anonymous
>>6195706 i dont even

2 hours later 6195771 Anonymous
>>6195718 http://www.etsy.com/listing/106822580/my-little-pony-pillow-pinkiepie >26 dollars aw fuck yes this is affordabl- >25 dollar shipping nah fuck that

2 hours later 6195774 chistery
>>6195746 Wouldn't that suggest they've had wars in recent enough memory for Twilight to know what that's like, and even has ideation she'd want to be a part of it? That's interesting.

2 hours later 6195784 Anonymous (nuggets.gif 412x289 164kB)
>>6195757 Best pony can only look great. No matter what.

2 hours later 6195786 Anonymous (1352522279429.gif 400x212 1762kB)
>>6195661 The past two were fan-fucking-tastic episodes, Dis gon b gud

2 hours later 6195790 Anonymous
>>6195746 Yeah, but the cruel art of some of the shit we make to kill things would fuck up the minds of ponies. We made a bomb that blows up in the air, only to let the shock wave kill everything. With no radiation. Tears your lungs out of your mouth. We are literally killing with fucking sound.

2 hours later 6195794 Anonymous
>>6195762 unfffffffff i want to fuck a latin girl now can i just get like a UN harem to fuck at my leisure

2 hours later 6195795 Anonymous (dr hoot.png 400x225 137kB)
>>6195757 I like her fez Fezzes are cool

2 hours later 6195799 Anonymous
>>6195759 >they attempted to produce it using magitech (read: much faster than we ever did) Given their ability to transmute elements and build constructs using magic alone, that's not a bad proposition. > mfw their Manhattan project would take only a few months, tops

2 hours later 6195817 Anonymous (unf.jpg 629x326 78kB)
Why do we unf?

2 hours later 6195819 Anonymous
>>6195790 Now think How much more horrible could magical weapons be? Ways to destroy unhindered by science.

2 hours later 6195821 Anonymous
>>6195638 >>6195635 >"Look at this - this is our best catapult!" >"It's... okay, I guess." >"...'okay??' What the fuck do you mean 'okay?' This thing can send a rock the size of you nearly 1300 feet!" >"I mean, you can do better! Lemme tell you about trebuchets..."

2 hours later 6195823 Anonymous
>>6195817 We unf because we are human.

2 hours later 6195827 Anonymous
>>6195759 >Point to the sun. >"See that?" >'Yeah...' >"One day, a scientist, don't roll your eyes just yet. That scientist, unlocked how that thing worked." >'Getting ready to roll eyes here...' >"And we made a bomb out of it." >'Bullshit.'

2 hours later 6195828 Anonymous
>>6195799 You mean their Manehattan project.

2 hours later 6195842 Anonymous
>>6195817 We unf because we can.

2 hours later 6195851 Anonymous
>>6195774 You know what's funny? Their wild life is more horrifing that our biological weapons They have creatures that make you into stone. Their village is near the cave of a 35+ meter bear. They have magically animated sentient wood shaped like wolves. IN JUST ONE FOREST THEY HAVE THE GATES OF FUCKING HELL, WHERE THE MOST EVIL THINGS ARE SEALED GUARDED BY A GIANT THREE HEADED DOG A DAY AWAY FROM PONYVILLE WHICH IS CLOSE AS FUCK TO THE CAPITAL THE SHIT THE GUARDS HAVE TO SEE AND DEAL WITH IN ONE DAY WOULD PROBABLY SCAR THE AVERAGE HUMAN

2 hours later 6195854 Anonymous
>>6195774 Don't forget that Twilight is a bookworm. How many stories do we have of avid sci-fi readers and even gamers jumping into a war. She probably has some idealized version of it in her head.

2 hours later 6195859 Anonymous
>>6195416 > it took ten heavy cruisers to take out a enemy capital ship > humanity's simple solution: next time, send twenty I smiled.

2 hours later 6195873 Anonymous
>>6195854 Yeah man but she has a scientific mind. She's interested by facts. She isn't a nerd that thinks that medieval war was like D&D

2 hours later 6195882 Anonymous
>>6195859 I miss good HFY stories.

2 hours later 6195885 chistery
>>6195821 > The humans decide to be kind and not immediately bring up ICBM's > for multiple reasons, some vested

2 hours later 6195890 Anonymous
>>6195851 The best part is it would scare us so fucking straight we'd build the most terrible and awful weapons either world has ever seen just to make ourselves feel safe.

2 hours later 6195895 Anonymous
Would you make pone big? How?

2 hours later 6195900 Anonymous
>>6195851 The best part about human nature is that we're resilient as shit. The only anyone could do to stop is is to completely take away our ability to reproduce.

2 hours later 6195901 Anonymous
>>6195851 We've had the deaths of over 50 million people in one war. Ponies ain't got shit on us.

2 hours later 6195902 Anonymous
>>6195895 Give her the dick

2 hours later 6195908 Anonymous
>>6195895 lots and lots of food

2 hours later 6195910 chistery
>>6195890 So we'd just cling to the Atomic Football a little closer at night?

2 hours later 6195913 Anonymous
>>6195873 Gilda is probably the bigger war nerd.

2 hours later 6195915 Anonymous
>>6195895 A magic spell to make her bigger everytime I make her cum

2 hours later 6195919 Anonymous
>>6195842 But why?

2 hours later 6195926 Anonymous
>>6195827 Actually, the core of the sun works by nuclear fusion, in particular, fusing hydrogen into helium. Atomic bombs work by a specific type of nuclear fission

2 hours later 6195928 Anonymous
>>6195821 >Catapult If the Griffins are at the same level as Ponies, they probably know about gunpowder, ergo, canons.

2 hours later 6195930 Anonymous
>>6195900 >>6195890 >>6195901 We just just ally with them instead of griffons They have magic. Horrible horrible magic. Fuck imagine a humans and unicorns working together to make new spells.

2 hours later 6195934 Anonymous
>>6195901 >Actually go to war with pony >"OH GOD! THEY GOT SHIT ON US!"

2 hours later 6195941 Anonymous
>>6195926 H-bombs work by fusion, faggot hence the H

2 hours later 6195943 Anonymous
>>6195934 I don;t know why but my sides are now inexistant

2 hours later 6195944 chistery
>>6195827 > unlocked how that thing worked Well mostly - I mean we learned how to generate a force using critical fissile material mass that produces energies on that scale. But the day we learn how that whole "boiling hot plasma on what's basically a cold stove" thing, we're in for a whole new world of fucked up arsenal.

2 hours later 6195956 Anonymous
>>6195926 >implying we won't have fusion or even antimatter bombs in the future

2 hours later 6195958 Anonymous
wwhere is the hrose

2 hours later 6195963 Anonymous
http://pastebin.com/tNpHHhp6 lol yelling cats and seth got doxxd

2 hours later 6195973 Anonymous
>>6195930 >One of the first spells invented was something that mimicked what happens in the core of the sun >inside the body of another living being.

2 hours later 6195978 Anonymous
>>6195901 They can trans-mutate an ICBM into a rubber ducky.

2 hours later 6195979 Anonymous
How come the first archived thread for December is the Fluffy Pony General?

2 hours later 6195983 Anonymous
>>6195958 Eradicated in the Human-Equestrian were. >DYE History

2 hours later 6195991 Anonymous
>>6195963 Seth got doxed a long time ago

2 hours later 6195995 Anonymous
>>6195928 >"Eh, it's a cannon." >"JUST a cannon?! This thing can punch a hole the size of your head in a solid stone wall!' >"Yeah...But we got a thing that can fire multiple explosive devices, one after the other, and the spot where the first one hit, the others will all enter the same hole." >'...' >"At 50 rounds per minute. And we keep making it go faster."

2 hours later 6196002 Anonymous
>>6195983 >war Fuck me. I can't spell or make sentences for shit.

2 hours later 6196014 Anonymous
>>6195978 I seriously don't know why everyone thinks they can see an ICBM coming before it actually strikes.

2 hours later 6196022 Anonymous
>>6195963 wo the fuck is cats

2 hours later 6196028 chistery
>>6195978 > implying Griffons haven't developed something like Thanagarean N-th Metal for anti-Unicorn bombardment and the like Really if they've ever had a history of war, there's bound to be some ways of getting around magical transmutations and manipulation. > mfw the Crystal Kingdom has certain rare ores that severely interfere with unicorn magic > and all you need is a light coating, i.e. dust suspended in the paint on a rocket I think I just came.

2 hours later 6196029 Anonymous
>>6195963 YAC is gunna get poplr Seriously that livestream he did was fucked up. Fucking with a mentally challenged kid for laughs?

2 hours later 6196031 Anonymous
>>6196014 Magic, nigger, magic. And come to think of it, where the fuck would you launch the ICBM from?

2 hours later 6196033 Anonymous
>>6196022 He's the guy who rapped a death threat at PT

2 hours later 6196035 Anonymous
>>6196014 Sages? Pony that travels back in time to say "Hey Celestia bro the humans? They gonna fuck shit up."?

2 hours later 6196040 Anonymous
Who is going to make new horse?

2 hours later 6196049 Anonymous
>>6196022 Some /b/read hero that caused an autistic kid to kill himself last night. And is trying to blame Purple Tinker for the lulz

2 hours later 6196050 Anonymous
>>6196028 UNICORN HACKS ARE THWARTED HUZZAH

2 hours later 6196051 Butts
>>6196040 fuggit I'll do it

2 hours later 6196053 Anonymous
>>6196040 And who is going to defile the old one?

2 hours later 6196055 Anonymous
>>6196029 >fucking with a mentally challenged kid for laughs >mlpg and LMJ

2 hours later 6196065 Anonymous
>>6196057 >>6196057 >>6196057 >>6196057 >>6196057 >>6196057 >>6196057

2 hours later 6196067 Anonymous
>>6196031 >>6196035 Big surprise, magic hacks are already out. Read this, assholes. >>6196028

2 hours later 6196096 Butts
>>6196065 aaa I was 2slow. whatevs then

2 hours later 6196097 chistery
>>6195995 > even Griffons start getting really leery around Humans "M-man, I like beating the shit out of things with maces all the time and, y'know, gutting deer and stuff in a hunt -- that Johnson guy, he just sat down and told me how they used to spread something called smallpox with blankets and something called 'ebola' in dead mice." "Dead mice, I love dead mice. Is it like a sauce?" "It - It kind of turns you into sauce. Bleeding and screaming in pain." "..." "I guess they don't need claws. Their minds are KNIVES."

2 hours later 6196119 Anonymous
>>6196097 >Their minds are KNIVES This is the best line

2 hours later 6196123 Anonymous
>>6196097 >"It - It kind of turns you into sauce. Bleeding and screaming in pain." HAHA, HOLY FUCK.

2 hours later 6196137 chistery
>>6196050 >>6196067 You and I both know there's going to be some episode where Twilight has to do something without her magic using Not-Quite-Kryptonite And/or her friends have to show her magic is great but she can get by without it, like the rest of them (barring Rarity, who decides to not use magic out of solidarity) I'd half-bet that WILL be an episode.

2 hours later 6196143 Anonymous
>>6195979 I don't know. Someone probably swiped the marker at some point. Can we convince Archive to delete that thread from the index?

2 hours later 6196163 Anonymous
Just a reminder that we probably shouldn't trust Anon threads on episode day

2 hours later 6196167 Anonymous
>>6196137 >Rarity, who decides to not use magic out of solidarity >scene after scene of her trying to sew a dress >she fumbles and ends up screaming each time

2 hours later 6196182 Anonymous
>>6196163 Is this current horse to be trusted?

2 hours later 6196185 chistery
>>6196167 Just what I was thinking. She'd have to cheat and feel terrible about it, OR she manages to get by but is thrilled when Twilight's back on her feet magically and she can go back to business as usual.

2 hours later 6196186 Anonymous
Is it time?

2 hours later 6196191 Anonymous
>>6196163 To be honest we really should stick with trusted tripfag threads when they decide to make a thread.

2 hours later 6196193 Anonymous
>>6196097 >A human can walk through any territory. >And everything will get out of its way.

2 hours later 6196209 Anonymous
>>6195973 >Humans discover Alchemical transmutation >Ponies discover that teaching them how easy it is to transmute water is an incredibly bad idea >also that a living being's body contains a LOT of water

2 hours later 6196213 Anonymous
>>6196185 >Twilight finishes her letter >"Yes, well, good, lesson learned and all PLEASE CAN I USE MY HORN NOW"

2 hours later 6196216 Anonymous
>>6196167 What is Winter Wrap Up with Twilights nest.

2 hours later 6196227 Anonymous
>>6196163 Oh come on I'm not going to delete the fucking thread

2 hours later 6196244 Anonymous
As adept as humans are at war, Equestrian civilization never accounted for how adept humans were at making love. Interspecies relationships are practically unheard of in Equestria. With a vast plethora of sapient races sharing the same world, each is more driven to stick to their own kind. But humans are an awful lonely lot, spending so much of history as the dominant species of their own planet. This, combined with their natural curiosity led to widespread debasement and corruption of relatively conservative Equestrian societies. Humans poured through like hungry social locusts, eager for first contact with fellow sapients, sharing knowledge, laughter, and bedsheets. Now, my use of the word "locust" is made with no small amount of irony. For certainly, this influx of affection and friendship drew the attention and ire of the Changelings...

2 hours later 6196258 Anonymous
>>6196209 >humans become blood benders

2 hours later 6196293 chistery
>>6196193 A human with few visible resources and unclear motive is the most terrifying thing in their world.

2 hours later 6196382 Anonymous
>>6196244 An advisor to one of humanity's greatest nations once convinced his emperor never to accept gifts from the western foreigners who paid him tribute, saying, "Never let a barbarian know he has something you want." As the Changelings descended upon humanity, insinuating themselves into their Equestrian settlements and beyond, they gorged upon the easily-enslaved nimrods who so easily gave themselves up to lust and imagined romance. The Changelings gorged like never before, on the verge of conquering Earth from the inside out. But then they discovered something else about humans. Unlike the sequestered races of Equestria, humans are also quite adept at disagreeing with themselves, to the point of committing and justifying genocide against their own species simply to make a point. Strong as their capacity to love was their capacity to hate. And so the bombs fell, for reasons entirely outside of the Changeling's understanding.

2 hours later 6196383 Anonymous
So is it too early for horrible things?

2 hours later 6196407 Anonymous (viewing a dead My Little Pony general.png 219x165 5kB)
>>6196383 Probably not but it's episode eve shouldn't you go to bed or something

2 hours later 6196454 Anonymous
>>6196382 > human aggression and disdain ends up fucking up Changelings, and it happens in cycles, even within the inidivual My boners are infinite.

2 hours later 6196462 Anonymous
>>6196407 This, man. At least pretend you watch the fucking show.

2 hours later 6196474 Fa/tg/uy
>>6196454 So would aggresion and hate cause the changelings to reveal their true form? They couldn't change shape if the evil got too high?

2 hours later 6196497 chistery
>>6196474 That would be pretty interesting, or they'd start starving / getting severe disease / cells lysing as though exposed to radiation.

2 hours later 6196510 Anonymous
>>6196407 >>6196462 >stay up last night to get stuff done >completely forget about new horse tomorrow brb subaru

2 hours later 6196527 Anonymous
>>6196454 >Ponies only feel love >Changelings feed off love >Humans show up >Changelings try to feed off them >Get something similar enough to love to sustain them >lust >End up corrupted

3 hours later 6196545 Anonymous
>>6196527 >truLust, now in 16 oz and 32 oz bottles

3 hours later 6196557 Fa/tg/uy
>>6196497 That would suck. Especially if it was just like one or two changelings in an area that gets messed up. One moment, you're some parent taking care of your house, the next you are getting chased out of town. >>6196510 What did you get done?

3 hours later 6196578 Anonymous
>>6196557 Work. Like job work.

3 hours later 6196590 chistery
>>6196527 Well, more like our psyche may be more convoluted than the average Equestrian's, especially those Humans born on Earth. A lot of mistrust, self-doubt, ample amounts of self-loathing -- It'd be interesting if Equestrian nobility started hiring Human bodyguards because simply we're toxic to Changeling infiltrators.

3 hours later 6196621 Anonymous
>>6196557 It wouldn't even necessarily be hate directed at the Changelings. It's just humans hating each other. So much hate.

5 hours later 6199093 Anonymous
>>6195583 But MT is a virgin

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