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2012-10-14 05:05 5053213 Anonymous MLPG (tumblr_maxt53Y3oM1r2u5co.png 500x423 66kB)
stop talking about pedophiles edition
talk about pony instead
1 min later 5053240 Anonymous
Does the archive pick up "MLPG" instead of "MLP General"?
1 min later 5053242 Anonymous
>rape of persons above age of consent
1 min later 5053245 Anonymous
>>5053240
yes
1 min later 5053246 Anonymous
Paedophile pete is best pony
1 min later 5053249 Anonymous
>>5053240
Yes because it says "MLP"
1 min later 5053255 Anonymous
>>5053213
NEVER
SO GUYS WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE PEDOPHILE? WHICH ONE DO YOU RESPECT THE MOST
1 min later 5053256 Anonymous
WRONG
>>5047275
>>5047275
>>5047275
>>5047275
1 min later 5053261 Anonymous
Drawing sexually images of young fictional creatures is just as bad as grabbing an 8 year old just as they got out of school, throwing them into your windowless van and having your way with them. All the while recording and posting the video on freenet.
2 min later 5053270 mewball (i hate ponies.png 990x990 242kB)
>hearts and hooves day
2 min later 5053271 Anonymous (pinkpone3.png 862x926 177kB)
>>5053213
Oh man I sure do love ponies.
This is best pony, by the way.
2 min later 5053275 Anonymous
>>5053256
You already did that joke
It was sort of funny the first time.
Now you just look mad and kind of pathetic.
2 min later 5053279 Anonymous (35964573.gif 400x290 485kB)
2 min later 5053281 FlyingSaucer (peanutbutter.png 413x345 114kB)
>talk about pony
Pony likes peanut butter
2 min later 5053285 Anonymous
>>5053270
>THE ASS
>MUST
>BE VISIBLE
3 min later 5053292 Anonymous
>>5053270
Aww she looks like a mare though
3 min later 5053293 Anonymous
>>5053261
>not whatever that site AB was on
3 min later 5053301 Anonymous
>Wake up
>Come to MLPG
>We're having the Pedophilia isn't a crime debate yet again
God damn it MLPG
3 min later 5053307 Anonymous
Scootaloo was defiled by Jerry Sandusky.
3 min later 5053308 Anonymous
>>5053285
yes, it is quite important
3 min later 5053309 Anonymous
>>5053271
That pony is far too pink to be the best pony
Consider instead a pony of an orange hue with a perchance for apples
3 min later 5053310 Anonymous
http://www.u18chan.com/
3 min later 5053312 Anonymous (rarity_dance.gif 645x600 1681kB)
>>5053271
woops sry, i posted Pinkie Pie, i meant to post Rarity
4 min later 5053315 Anonymous (1346398380960.gif 289x149 340kB)
>tfw wouldn't sexual a pone
>tfw all these threads about people arguing over pony porn
4 min later 5053316 Anonymous
>>5053301
No we're having the "thinking about things isn't a crime" debate.
4 min later 5053321 FlyingSaucer
>>5053292
Maybe she is older, and it happened again.
And again and again and again
4 min later 5053323 Anonymous
>>5053309
you mean "penchant".
4 min later 5053324 Anonymous
>>5053281
>You will never eat peanut butter sandwiches with your favorite pony, watching them make silly faces like Mr. Ed trying to get it off the roof of their mouth
4 min later 5053325 Anonymous (Jim.png 500x500 120kB)
Well, how about those Crystal Ponies? How would you cheer them up, MLPG?
4 min later 5053327 Anonymous
>>5053281
Who doesnt?
4 min later 5053328 Anonymous
>>5053301
All I want to do is talk about ponies, or sex.
Either is better than this.
4 min later 5053332 Anonymous
>>5053285
>>5053308
It's the most important part of a balanced pony
4 min later 5053333 Anonymous
>>5053261
>shooting an airport full of innocent civilians in a video game is just as psychopathic and evil as hijacking a jetliner and flying it into the WTC in real life
4 min later 5053334 mewball
>>5053285
>tfw wasn't intended to be that kind of picture but you accidentally a butt
>>5053292
yeah...I could just free transform the proportions to fix that if it's that bad.
4 min later 5053335 Anonymous
>>5053301
It seems like every time I come to the general is goes to shit.
I'm sorry guys.
4 min later 5053339 Anonymous (1347923991116.png 207x324 50kB)
Hey! Hey Braeburned..?
4 min later 5053340 Anonymous
>>5053316
It's a stupid debate. All thought is a crime against Doom.
4 min later 5053342 Anonymous
>>5053315
>LORD, GIVE ME A SIG--FUCK
5 min later 5053348 Anonymous
>>5053325
By giving them the dick
5 min later 5053349 Anonymous (1350116878640.png 1000x1025 1507kB)
>Pedophiles defending pedophiles
5 min later 5053355 Anonymous
>>5053309
Applebloom?
5 min later 5053357 Anonymous
>>5053301
Has MLPG's pedophilia ever really hurt anybody?
5 min later 5053359 Anonymous
>>5053325
Polish them to a shine?
5 min later 5053360 Anonymous
>>5053325
deploy tactical pink Song Smile pony
5 min later 5053369 Anonymous
>>5053310
>go here
>go to a board
>first thing I see is anthro herm Rarity with a big shiny horsecock
I....I don't know what to say.
5 min later 5053371 Anonymous
>>5053357
The AB stuff made me feel terrible for weeks.
6 min later 5053376 FlyingSaucer
>>5053327
Zebras. They are a crass and barbaric lot
6 min later 5053380 Anonymous (ColorPony.png 600x450 79kB)
let's do some arts and crafts instead of arguing about how sick we all are
6 min later 5053382 Anonymous
>>5053325
>been asking for this pic for months
>it's finally done
I don't know what to feel now.
6 min later 5053384 Anonymous
>>5053357
AB
6 min later 5053385 Anonymous
>>5053281
>peanut butter
Must be bulking, good for pony
6 min later 5053392 Anonymous
>>5053325
Tickles
6 min later 5053393 Anonymous
this pedo shit sucks. Let's talk about having fluttershy fart in your face.
6 min later 5053395 Anonymous
video of the day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyXWXg_5y5c
6 min later 5053403 Anonymous
>>5053349
Why is she sad?
6 min later 5053404 Anonymous (1349346783459.gif 1000x500 1106kB)
>>5053371
does anyone still have the caps?
6 min later 5053408 Anonymous (1350145866430.png 304x433 81kB)
>>5053385
pone must lift
7 min later 5053411 Anonymous
>>5053360
I think you're going overboard.
That's a last resort sort of thing.
7 min later 5053412 Anonymous
>>5053355
Far too yellow. Yellow is a horrible color for a pony.
7 min later 5053419 Anonymous (1346295853340.png 1152x648 564kB)
>>5053369
That pone is much too gnarly to be Rarity.
7 min later 5053420 Anonymous
>>5053369
Are you not satisfied?
7 min later 5053429 Anonymous
>>5053349
>Nazis defending their fascism
7 min later 5053431 Anonymous
>>5053376
>Caring about zebras
7 min later 5053435 Anonymous (1350184296212.png 600x450 70kB)
>>5053380
7 min later 5053436 Anonymous
>>5053393
Nope
7 min later 5053437 Anonymous
why can't I live in equestria
7 min later 5053438 Anonymous
>>5053404
Yup.
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?tkaem27rbp4sdo0
(filename is like that because mediafire auto-takedowns files with "pedo" in the filename, lel)
8 min later 5053445 Anonymous (cheerilee.png 853x937 149kB)
>Go out with some friends
>Wind up having female friend who loves cape-comics tell me she's attracted to me
Break out the best ponies!
8 min later 5053448 Anonymous
>>5053403
She was raped by someone as a kid because they just "thought" about it.
Thinking is a horrible crime people, fuck you pedophiles.
8 min later 5053455 Anonymous (1332820299576.png 217x195 50kB)
>>5053412
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
8 min later 5053461 Anonymous
>>5053438
Nah i meant just the screencaps of the livestream
8 min later 5053462 Anonymous
>>5053445
What's a "cape-comic"?
Also, sorry about the impending awkward loss of a friend
9 min later 5053466 Anonymous
>>5053437
You're a convict, you can't legally immigrate.
9 min later 5053468 Anonymous (paddlin.png 500x361 164kB)
If this is the general
where is the marker?
9 min later 5053469 Anonymous (640px-S2E06_Apple_Bloom_lifting_barbell.png 640x360 121kB)
>>5053408
Wow, what a wimp.
9 min later 5053474 Anonymous (1325876648093.jpg 1024x1024 97kB)
>>5053385
That's why Rainbow Dash looks so fat. She isn't fat, just bulking.
That's what she's telling herself
It doesn't work
She'll just keep on eating
9 min later 5053478 Anonymous
>>5053445
Just look at all the fucks I give.
Well, we'll all be here when everything goes horribly wrong.
9 min later 5053479 Anonymous (1327100642427.png 313x301 79kB)
>>5053445
>Wind up having female friend who loves cape-comics tell me she's attracted to me
All the girls I know that like capes are really ugly.
Life ain't fair.
9 min later 5053482 Anonymous
>>5053445
>come straight back to MLPG to brag about it
>not boning that pussy right fucking now
Beefed it
9 min later 5053484 Anonymous
>>5053462
Superheros you doofus. Jesus, remember your roots.
9 min later 5053485 Anonymous (1345440069287.png 800x800 37kB)
>>5053462
>what's a cape comic
>what's a cape comic
>what's a cape comic
How.
10 min later 5053488 Anonymous
>>5053461
They're in there
10 min later 5053491 Anonymous (1333668028005.png 900x620 131kB)
>>5053279
THIS THREAD IS NOW GOGGLEPONES
10 min later 5053492 Anonymous (poob.png 220x225 21kB)
10 min later 5053493 Anonymous
>>5053462
Superhero comic.
10 min later 5053497 Anonymous
>that GDoc about the game plot
Holy shit, I hope they can actually pull this off. This is looking to be a good one.
10 min later 5053504 Anonymous
>>5053466
>you're a convict
>earth is Equestria's prison
>Like Australia
>Bad ponies who don't fit in, who are evil or perverted get turned into humans and sent to earth
>eventually started breeding and created a civilization
10 min later 5053505 FlyingSaucer (sparkler and peanut butter.png 1229x844 939kB)
>>5053474
Pony must eat peanut butter in moderation
10 min later 5053511 Anonymous
>sister was molested when she was 3
>became incredibly depressed and started cutting herself
>almost committed suicide twice from pills
Fuck you guys. Just wanted to let you know what your sick shit does to people.
11 min later 5053514 Anonymous
>>5053485
>non-/co/mrade pretending to be shocked that some people in MLPG aren't /co/mrades after we've been on MLP for 6 months
11 min later 5053516 Anonymous
>>5053469
Is it the talent that bestow cutie mark, or the cutie mark that bestows talent?
Are you destined for a talent, or do you develop one as you grow
Is there any way to FIX A BROKEN HEART?
We may never know
11 min later 5053518 Anonymous
>>5053482
I like to think everyone has to post key events of their lives on MLPG
>Wife just delivered my baby, what pony should I name it after?
11 min later 5053524 Anonymous (1325406446441.png 750x660 156kB)
>>5053474
I remember all the fat Rainbow Dash heart attack stories
I miss those
11 min later 5053525 Anonymous (1350184296212.png 600x450 38kB)
>>5053380
Panka is looking a bit too pink today
11 min later 5053526 Anonymous (1350184296212.png 600x450 71kB)
>>5053380
There wasn't enough lines to do the tail right
Also, the hairstyle is wrong.
They forgot her wings, too
11 min later 5053527 Anonymous
>>5053511
She was probably embarrassed because she had so many orgasms.
It's really the fault of people like you for shaming her.
11 min later 5053531 Anonymous
>>5053511
>pills
It makes pussies?
11 min later 5053533 Anonymous
>>5053479
I know of one who's fucking crazy hot, she never talked to me.
>Reads Flash and GL
hnnnnnnng
11 min later 5053535 Anonymous
>>5053514
Shit, I was never from /co/, but I picked up the terminology pretty quick.
11 min later 5053536 Anonymous (2178.jpg 400x400 10kB)
>>5053468
come on man you walked into that one.
11 min later 5053537 Anonymous
>>5053474
>she pretends she's having expectancy cravings as an excuse to eat weird shit
>deep down she knows she'll never have children
>she drowns her sorrow in more food
12 min later 5053541 Anonymous
>>5053511
I'm not a pedophile but okay.
12 min later 5053542 Luna
>>5053403
her mum is on the plate
12 min later 5053546 Anonymous
>>5053455
I said your lemony ass is inferior; orange the hell up or get out
12 min later 5053550 Anonymous
>>5053518
>guys my gf just accepted my proposal
>guys I'm so alone a bloo bloo bloo
>guys I just bought a pony fursuit
>guys I'm going to basic training tomorrow
12 min later 5053552 Anonymous
>>5053518
>what pony should I name it after
Pinkamina Zecora Smith
12 min later 5053553 Anonymous
>>5053504
this explains so much
fluttershy was afraid of being exiled to earth for taking celestia's phoenix.
12 min later 5053554 Anonymous
>>5053511
I'm so sorry. It's sad that some people think this is okay, that there's "nothing wrong" with pedophilia.
12 min later 5053555 Anonymous
>>5053524
Oh god
someone should post one
12 min later 5053561 Anonymous
>>5053514 [
spoiler]Nigger, I've been a /co/mrade since 08, don't you start [/spoiler]
It's not a hard term to glean a meaning from.
12 min later 5053565 Anonymous
>>5053485
>>5053484
I never understood the appeal of comics.
12 min later 5053567 Anonymous
>>5053514
I want to return home
13 min later 5053576 Anonymous
>>5053550
>implying the panka fursuiter isn't one of our best non-art contributors
13 min later 5053577 Anonymous
>>5053511
I CANT GET THE CAP OFF
13 min later 5053578 Anonymous
>>5053550
>guys my waifu just tooted
13 min later 5053583 Anonymous (Sweetie Belle Spider Scritchies.png 945x945 140kB)
>>5053445
We need superheros and pones. Or superhero pones.
13 min later 5053585 Anonymous (10-05-12 Thread that Doesn't End.gif 750x750 161kB)
Everybody sing!
13 min later 5053586 Anonymous (The Sonic Rainboom broke Dash's uterus.png 900x421 174kB)
>>5053537
>Sterile Dash
dat nostalgia
13 min later 5053591 Anonymous
>>5053514
>6 months
Has it really been that long?
13 min later 5053592 Anonymous
>>5053565
They're fun to read.
That's about it.
13 min later 5053593 Anonymous (10975.png 759x1192 1711kB)
pone should boop pone
13 min later 5053596 Anonymous
>>5053550
I like pinkie fursuit guy
He's generally quiet about it
I want him to take more pics
Is there a gallery or something somewhere?
13 min later 5053597 Anonymous
>>5053553
And get raped by DD right? I mean I'm pretty sure it was in her mind
I mean they get internet there right?
13 min later 5053598 Anonymous
>>5053550
Hey man I'm feeling sad please love me
14 min later 5053602 Anonymous (Confused.jpg 412x438 30kB)
>>5053526
14 min later 5053605 Anonymous
>>5053565
You pretty much have to be eleven or twelve years old to enjoy them
14 min later 5053606 Anonymous
>>5053591
It's actually been 7, hasn't it?
14 min later 5053609 Anonymous (1349743986120.png 500x375 188kB)
>>5053565
get out of my thread
14 min later 5053611 Anonymous
>>5053586
Why would Rainbow Dash want kids anyways?
14 min later 5053616 Anonymous (1350184296212.png 600x450 92kB)
>>5053380
14 min later 5053618 Anonymous
>>5053511
BUT WHAT DID AN EXCLUSIVE PEDOPHILE DO TO HER?
14 min later 5053619 Anonymous
>>5053605
>he says in a My Little Pony thread
14 min later 5053620 Anonymous (Not shipping I swear.png 600x450 91kB)
>>5053380
She's a cute horse
14 min later 5053621 Anonymous
>>5053609
I forgot everyone had to like what you like
14 min later 5053622 Anonymous
>>5053605
oh the irony
14 min later 5053624 Anonymous
>>5053593
>booping a pony to drunk to give consent
Monster
15 min later 5053626 Anonymous
>>5053596
Not that I know of.
15 min later 5053633 Anonymous
>>5053621
This is /co/, you must like comics here or get out.
15 min later 5053637 Anonymous
>>5053561
>that unclosed spoiler tag
PAIN
15 min later 5053638 Anonymous (98695 - fat rainbow_dash.jpg 600x600 32kB)
>>5053555
I'd like to, but I don't remember any and I'm too tired to write anything.
15 min later 5053641 Anonymous
>>5053620
>>5053526
That's not the right pony you're coloring, guys
15 min later 5053642 Anonymous
>>5053606
eight months, next week
15 min later 5053643 Anonymous
>>5053597
>Pony education includes mandatory lurking of MLPG
>Just so they know what to fear
16 min later 5053651 Anonymous
>>5053565
Superhero comics are usually pretty lame, but that's because the whole idea of superheroes is pretty lame.
As far as other comics go, though, they're only really interesting if you like the are. They're a different way of storytelling, but the art ends up taking precedence over the literary content. That's not to say that comics have bad stories (though the vast majority do), it's just that the art is the defining feature.
16 min later 5053653 Anonymous
>>5053611
To make sure there's Rainbow Dashes in the future.
Every single on of her children would be named after her.
16 min later 5053654 Anonymous (1317242330481.jpg 460x403 29kB)
>>5053550
people like that help keep the thread interesting at times
I'm honestly surprised that people didn't break a shit over the fursuit guy though
16 min later 5053655 Anonymous
>>5053622
MLP is written for both children and their adult parents
Cape comics are only for pubescent boys and homosexuals who love camp
16 min later 5053661 Anonymous
So what do I talk to people about instead of just staring at my smartphone
16 min later 5053662 Anonymous
>>5053554
She is fine now, she mostly got over it with some therapy. And now has a high paying job and a happy life. Others are not so lucky.
17 min later 5053666 Anonymous
Would you adopt a baby dragon do be your personal assistant?
17 min later 5053668 Anonymous (Clouds do not get warm so you can't pretend you're not alone.jpg 767x739 80kB)
>>5053611
So she'd have some meaning in life.
All she ever wanted was someone to carry on her legacy. Someone that can keep the Dash bloodline flowing.
But there's no hope for that.
17 min later 5053671 Anonymous
>>5053641
>trying to put me in a box
Stop stifling me, faglord
17 min later 5053672 Scrubbing Bubbles
What happened when Rainbow Dash accidentally barreled into an oncoming flock of birds flying south for the winter?
She got cold cocked!
17 min later 5053673 Anonymous (1330862547738.jpg 550x550 172kB)
>>5053651
please die
17 min later 5053676 Anonymous (1323926468568.png 327x213 96kB)
>>5053643
but i just want to cuddle
17 min later 5053678 Anonymous
>>5053654
He was smart
Chose a good time to do it, got the idea out there before actually posting any pics etc.
He even actually got the thread to tell him to do it.
17 min later 5053682 Anonymous
>>5053655
>MLP is written for both children and their adult parents
No, no, it's just for children.
17 min later 5053683 Anonymous (1289693908092.jpg 364x344 20kB)
>>5053655
you amuse me this evening, Anon
continue with your tales!
17 min later 5053684 Anonymous
>>5053673
I will one day. So will you.
17 min later 5053685 Anonymous (crooked man.png 307x318 186kB)
>>5053651
I like my comics with good art and good stories.
18 min later 5053691 Anonymous (Capture.png 336x115 70kB)
>>5053633
>This is /co/, you must like comics here or get out.
>/co/ is only for comics
18 min later 5053693 Anonymous (1288923382288.png 600x450 63kB)
18 min later 5053694 Anonymous (Living the dream.png 555x5000 1588kB)
>>5053668
>filename
18 min later 5053697 Anonymous (1332277991899.jpg 2300x1200 197kB)
>>5053668
Who needs a family when you can fucking fly?
livin the dream
18 min later 5053699 Anonymous
>>5053655
brony please
18 min later 5053700 Anonymous (1319502508855.png 500x389 260kB)
>>5053655
18 min later 5053701 Anonymous (Hope it's ok now.png 600x450 85kB)
>>5053641
My bad.
19 min later 5053707 Anonymous
There was a little girl in the super market today with a Rainbow Dash temporary tattoo.
If I were an 8 year-old girl I'd wear MLP temp tattoos all day.
19 min later 5053710 Anonymous
>>5053666
I'd rather return him to the family he was stolen from.
You know, just in case so he doesn't have a crippling identity crisis at a young age
19 min later 5053713 Anonymous
>>5053691
technically, you have to like comics AND cartoons
sry, thems the rules
19 min later 5053714 Anonymous
>>5053682
Who am I supposed to believe? Lauren Faust, or some anonymous 12-year-old capefag on 4chan?
19 min later 5053715 Anonymous (1344721003918.png 400x414 140kB)
>>5053694
>>5053697
>livin the dream
19 min later 5053717 Anonymous
>>5053666
My ass istant
19 min later 5053720 Anonymous (1349646277935.gif 500x281 485kB)
>>5053678
>The thread when the auction was taking place
>There was that other Anon who was pumping up the price and freaking his shit when nobody was outbidding him
>The other Anon came along and won it
20 min later 5053725 Anonymous
>>5053671
>trying to break out of the box
Fall in line, delinquent
20 min later 5053726 Anonymous
>>5053651
>good art is bad
GET A LOAD OF THIS PLEB
20 min later 5053728 Anonymous (Fluttershy according to Hasbro.png 600x450 61kB)
>>5053693
20 min later 5053730 Anonymous
>>5053714
Lauren Faust also said there were two alicorns.
She can't be trusted.
20 min later 5053732 Anonymous (1348256845828.gif 400x225 2180kB)
>>5053691
did you actually go to /co/ and screencap a picture just to post it here?
20 min later 5053734 Anonymous
>>5053710
I'd yell at him and tell him to put on his maid outfit back on
20 min later 5053737 FlyingSaucer (raritysit.jpg 500x585 48kB)
>>5053682
I bet the kids loved Rarity referencing Gone with the Wind and Grand Hotel
20 min later 5053741 Anonymous
>>5053707
just wear them anyway dude who gives a fuck
20 min later 5053744 Anonymous
>>5053697
Imagine Dash having a younger Dash to teach. A whole new generation of flyers that she can teach. She'd have little versions of herself that will eventually learn to fly, or would. She'll never be able to go out flying with her kids.
20 min later 5053747 Anonymous
>>5053725
Can I at least have my pudding?
20 min later 5053750 Anonymous (_mlp__rainbow_dash_versus_the_world_snake_by_theformlpganon-d5e5ywr - Copy.jpg 2850x2000 1045kB)
>>5053697
21 min later 5053754 Anonymous
>>5053713
I preordered the pony comic
There, now I'm good
>>5053732
No, I keep screencaps of tops of all of the boards for emergencies
21 min later 5053755 Anonymous
>>5053741
BUT MOOOOM ALL MY MLPG FRIENDS WILL MAKE FUN OF ME
21 min later 5053757 Anonymous (spike_ass_trixie__s_assistant_by_kl0ndike-d4e3n83.png 666x599 141kB)
>>5053717
21 min later 5053758 Anonymous
>>5053707
Man you have no idea what my life would be like if I was a kindergarten girl right now. My bedroom would be wall-to-wall horse. I would have all the toys and playsets.
21 min later 5053763 Anonymous
>>5053339
hmmm?
21 min later 5053764 Anonymous
>>5053757
>tfw klondike is still banned
21 min later 5053767 Anonymous (1341774376618.jpg 279x284 28kB)
>>5053750
>for mlpg anon
kill me
just fucking kill me now
22 min later 5053778 Anonymous
Which pony is the rootinest, tootinest , and shootinest?
22 min later 5053784 Anonymous
>>5053758
If I were a kindergarten aged child with the same mind I have now I'd probably camwhore, actually
22 min later 5053786 Anonymous
>>5053750
>dash can do lightning magic
but that's wrong
22 min later 5053790 Anonymous
>>5053737
There are a lot of references that will fly over children's heads in tons of cartoons, doesn't mean the shows are written for adults.
22 min later 5053795 Anonymous (1341606132866.gif 269x270 1347kB)
>>5053720
I wish LitDH had taken off better
22 min later 5053796 Anonymous
>>5053778
Yosemite Sam?
22 min later 5053797 Anonymous
>>5053730
Nope. She only said if it was up to her.
Maybe she shouldn't have quit.
23 min later 5053800 Anonymous
>>5053778
>tootinest
Fluttershy
23 min later 5053801 Anonymous
>>5053767
Umm.
Explain?
>>5053786
It's based on a story, not the show.
23 min later 5053803 Anonymous (1346178335692.png 613x613 530kB)
>>5053778
23 min later 5053805 Anonymous
>>5053778
fluttershy
23 min later 5053807 Anonymous
>>5053784
nah nigga
nah
nah you wouldn't
23 min later 5053808 Anonymous
>>5053764
What did he get banned for?
23 min later 5053809 Anonymous (1350185027317.png 600x450 71kB)
>>5053693
She somehow looks more boring now...
23 min later 5053811 Anonymous
>>5053801
The guy's been drawing for like 3 months
23 min later 5053813 Anonymous (1349049985354.jpg 651x451 33kB)
>>5053809
23 min later 5053814 Anonymous
>>5053691
/co/ was originally a comic board though.
23 min later 5053820 Anonymous
>>5053809
You forgot her hat
23 min later 5053825 Anonymous
>>5053808
his IP got reported as a tor node/proxy
24 min later 5053829 Anonymous
>>5053808
fucking dogs
24 min later 5053830 Anonymous
>>5053651
That's why the only superhero comics I ever liked were the X-Men
It's much lighter on the boring moralfag shit
24 min later 5053833 Anonymous (1332686312065.png 650x651 145kB)
Hey, for fags that don't care about a botnet being installed on their computer, EA is trying to double Origin usage this month by giving away free $20 games. I know commander jesus at least has it since he's playing tortanic.
>>>/v/158466765
24 min later 5053835 Anonymous
>>5053814
Let me just get in my time travel machine and go back to when that matters
24 min later 5053837 Anonymous
>>5053744
>she barely leaves any time between pregnancies
>as soon as she's recovered from giving birth she seeks out a stud to impregnate her
>a new foal every year
>no pegasi, all earths and unicorns
>can't teach any of them to fly, ever
>Dash wakes up from her nightmare. "Oh, it was just a nightmare. I can't actually have any—"
>she starts weeping uncontrollably
24 min later 5053841 Anonymous (1331760592817.png 749x741 366kB)
>>5053801
no fucking shit
24 min later 5053844 Anonymous
>>5053795
No matter how funny some of the jokes may be, it's still mired in the same 'girly girl show' typing where everything is about boys and fashion.
FiM was well received because the characters actually did stuff and went on adventures. It was a show about a magical world first and girly girls being girly second.
24 min later 5053846 Anonymous
>>5053741
I didn't say I wouldn't wear them now.
>If 8 y/o girl => wear temp tats
>~wear temp tats => ~8 y/o girl
Nothing in there about what I'd do if I weren't an 8 y/o girl.
25 min later 5053856 Anonymous
>>5053830
The only X-men comics worth reading are the ones written by Morrison.
25 min later 5053857 Anonymous
>>5053830
>moralfag
>>>/b/
25 min later 5053865 Anonymous (1350185027317.png 600x450 63kB)
>>5053820
Oops, I'm sorry.
25 min later 5053868 Anonymous
>>5053811
Ohhhh, I though you didn't like him.
Dude, he's been practicing for three months, yes, but that's because he has dedication. So can you, I know it.
25 min later 5053870 Anonymous
>>5053795
someone post pictures of that fucking horse
26 min later 5053872 Anonymous (1312359730092.jpg 1600x1170 155kB)
>all these retards claiming Dash is infertile
26 min later 5053876 Braeburned (pinkpone.png 425x506 126kB)
shit guys sorry for the stuff my spike picture caused
i apologize with a pink pone doing something
what do you do?
26 min later 5053879 Anonymous
>>5053868
You know that's bullshit, right?
26 min later 5053881 Anonymous (Ithinkifuckedthisup.png 600x450 61kB)
>>5053693
26 min later 5053882 Anonymous
>>5053872
she is just a cunt
26 min later 5053883 Anonymous
>>5053778
>Give Applejack a hug
>"Hehe, Anon stop that tickles! You going t-THERES A SNAKE IN MAH BOOT!"
26 min later 5053886 Anonymous
>>5053876
I'd probably erection
26 min later 5053889 Anonymous (1349957256509.gif 300x200 2461kB)
>>5053868
I've been doing it for 10
pure dedication
and he's still a lot better than me
26 min later 5053890 Anonymous (1347859645224.gif 564x428 1813kB)
>>5053830
>moralfag
27 min later 5053893 Anonymous
>>5053876
>"Hello squishy pink horse what are you doing down there"
27 min later 5053898 Anonymous (1341073503716.jpg 1100x792 132kB)
>>5053872
WHAT
HOW? WHAT? HUH?
27 min later 5053901 Anonymous
>>5053876
That's cute
27 min later 5053906 Anonymous (1346478997959.jpg 744x675 33kB)
>>5053876
Any estimate on when commissions will be open again?
Could I maybe just, like, give you $75+ or however much it costs in advance to reserve a future spot?
27 min later 5053907 Anonymous
>>5053879
If you think you are bad, you will be bad.
If you think you are good, you will be good. Simple as that.
>>5053889
Post some art?
27 min later 5053908 Anonymous
>>5053876
Is Pinkie wearing pants on her head or is she's being cute under someone'ss legs?
27 min later 5053911 Anonymous
>>5053841
>Hating fanfiction
I want 2012 to leave
27 min later 5053912 Anonymous
>>5053876
I'd ask her why her muzzle doesn't exist in a 3rd dimension
27 min later 5053913 Anonymous
>>5053876
Leglock her in there and rub her sides.
I do that to my dog, and then I let him go. He seems to think it's fun.
27 min later 5053914 Anonymous
>>5053876
>still thinking it's the pic
You just don't get it
27 min later 5053917 Anonymous
>>5053511
I was molested multiple times as a kid. Personally, even though it still affects me, I don't give a shit about what people fap to. Just because someone jerks it to drawn porn of a kid doesn't mean that they're going to go fuck someone up and create a second me. I'd rather get pissed off by the people who actually do stuff then bitch at those who have enough sense to keep it in their heads.
27 min later 5053918 Anonymous
>>5053865
I shouldn't have laughed...
28 min later 5053919 Anonymous
>>5053876
People actually got that upset?
28 min later 5053923 Anonymous
>>5053876
holy shit that Pinkie is faaaaaaaaaaaaaat
28 min later 5053925 Anonymous
>>5053908
Yes
28 min later 5053928 Anonymous
>>5053872
>that fucking pic
28 min later 5053934 Anonymous
>>5053907
>If you think you are good, you will be good. Simple as that.
>LMJ
28 min later 5053936 Anonymous
My three favorite ponies in order are
Treekicker
Derpy
Twist
How shit is my taste?
29 min later 5053938 Anonymous
>>5053876
Braeburned pls draw Pinkie and Dash trying to teach Twilight how to use a jumprope.
Because she never did it when she was young.
29 min later 5053940 Anonymous
>>5053911
>liking fanfiction
I want the middle schoolers to leave.
29 min later 5053941 Anonymous
>>5053919
well it's what started the talk on the subject, at least
then it branched off
29 min later 5053944 Anonymous
>>5053876
What Spike picture?
Now I'm all curious.
29 min later 5053946 Anonymous (1346209208866.jpg 500x626 46kB)
>>5053837
aww
29 min later 5053947 Anonymous
>>5053913
Dogs fucking love wrasslin
29 min later 5053948 Anonymous
>>5053876
*hops on her back*
HI HO PANKA AWAY
29 min later 5053949 Anonymous
>>5053934
>>If you think you are good, you will be good. Simple as that.
You have to find the inbetween. but don't think you are bad
29 min later 5053951 Anonymous
>>5053917
Any /ss/?
29 min later 5053952 Anonymous
>>5053936
>Treekicker
excellent
>Derpy
ok
>Twist
leave and never return
30 min later 5053960 Anonymous
>>5053908
cute under legs~
>>5053906
I should be opening them soon, just hope you snag a slot when i open! sorry, i really can't choose favorites, i dont wanna be unfair to commissioners
30 min later 5053961 Anonymous
>>5053907
Dude, that guy used the "I've been drawing for only a month" as an excuse for his poor anatomy, there's no way he could draw like that from zero in one/two months.
30 min later 5053962 Anonymous (rorschachpinkie.jpg 945x945 419kB)
Mare goes to the doctor, says she is depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, treatment is simple. Great pony Pinkie Pie is in town tonight. Go and see her. That should pick you up. Mare bursts into tears. "But doctor, I am Pinkie Pie"
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on drums. curtains.
30 min later 5053964 Anonymous
>>5053907
Non-artist thinks art is a magical power that doesn't require years of study, news at eleven.
30 min later 5053972 Anonymous
>>5053940
Were you even here in 2010 or 2011? Don't be a faggot.
31 min later 5053977 Anonymous
>>5053944
spike x garble
you'll see it eventually if I do anything with it
31 min later 5053979 Anonymous
>>5053949
>>5053934
OK, that's a good point, don't delude yourself like a Nazi. Keep a level head, but don't give into despair.
31 min later 5053982 Anonymous
>>5053944
here
>>5052556
unf
31 min later 5053988 Anonymous
>>5053876
>sitting in a recliner, relaxing with your feet up
>Pinkie pops her head from under the foot rest and between your legs
>"What'cha doing?"
>"Pinkie, stop trying to get between my legs"
31 min later 5053990 Anonymous
>>5053936
My three favorite ponies of the main 6 are:
Treekicker
Squiggletail
Magichorn
Three favorite in general are
Treekicker, Squiggletail, and Derpy with her original voice.
31 min later 5053991 Anonymous
>>5053951
no, it was my 15 year-old male neighbor when I was seven, and my uncle when I was ten.
31 min later 5053994 Anonymous
I think my desire to be a girl is all about being wanted. The idea of having a body that men want to stare at is fucking unf. Being able to do something simple like post pictures of myself and get praised for it, good god.
31 min later 5053995 Anonymous
>>5053977
I really hope you finish that
31 min later 5053998 Anonymous
>>5053596
A gallery? Oh geeze. I think there's only 4 pictures or so floating around. I don't have any ideas for new pictures, though I think one Anon wanted me to try and recreate that reaction picture of a man sweating profusely and wiping off his forehead with a towel.
31 min later 5054001 Anonymous
>>5053991
unf
pedophilia is hot
32 min later 5054004 Anonymous (Diaper Magic 1.png 1270x1270 535kB)
How about some story time? Tell me yes or no
It had been a week since twilight had been caught by celestia for using the "want it need it" spell upon her doll and causing half of equestria to crave that doll culminating in celestia having to put a hoof in to stop the chaos.
twilight walked through the door to jeers and laughter as she took her
place at her desk amongts the other foals and fillies in magic kindergarten, the teacher Astaria strode in and had twilight introduce herself amidst giggles and sniggers from the class, and so began the first humiliating day back in magic kindergarten.
32 min later 5054005 Anonymous
>>5053960
Ah, alrighty then.
How quickly do commission slots usually disappear?
I've never commissioned anything before.
32 min later 5054006 Anonymous
>>5053964
When prodigies like Kraut and Formlpg and SB come along it's kind of a fucking magical power
32 min later 5054010 Anonymous
>>5053990
>having aspiehorn in your top 3
Why do you refuse to watch season 2?
32 min later 5054014 Anonymous
>>5053952
>leave and never return
Thay that to my fath not online thee what happenth
32 min later 5054022 Anonymous
>>5053964
>artmancer trying to throw non-artists off the scent of the truth
Reveal the secrets of your muse and talent spells, witch
32 min later 5054023 Anonymous
>>5053994
Buy a pony fursuit
32 min later 5054024 Anonymous
>>5053994
you can be wanted as a guy too!
32 min later 5054025 Anonymous
>>5054004
NO PLEASE NO, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
32 min later 5054033 Anonymous
>>5053990
god tier taste
32 min later 5054035 Anonymous
>>5054001
whatever floats your boat, I guess.
I know you're just saying that to try and get a rise out of me or some other poster though, so whatever.
33 min later 5054046 Anonymous
>>5054006
Oh god you are a huge ass faggot.
33 min later 5054047 FlyingSaucer (derpy is excite.png 298x272 85kB)
>>5053990
>that last spoiler
Yes.
33 min later 5054052 Anonymous
>>5053982
>Spike is the fucktoy
unf
33 min later 5054054 Anonymous
>>5054005
Uh
last time I opened 5 slots, they went in 15 minutes or less
SORRY i can only do certain amounts of slots at a time and there's pretty high demand
33 min later 5054055 Anonymous (1350126854454.png 410x610 276kB)
>>5054004
I'm prepared.
33 min later 5054056 Anonymous
>>5053994
so you're basically just starved of attention
33 min later 5054063 Anonymous
>>5054010
This is after watching season 2. Twilight trails quite a ways behind Rarity, and is only marginally better than Pinkie because she doesn't antagonize people for fun.
Cranky and Luna didn't deserve the crap Pinkie threw at them, regardless of how the episode turned out.
33 min later 5054065 Anonymous
>>5054024
not really
or at least, it's not the same
33 min later 5054067 Anonymous
I dont get pedophilia.
How does one find a pedometer attractive?
33 min later 5054068 Anonymous (58477__safe_rainbow-dash_parody_artist-0r0ch1_killing-floor_harry-enfield_loadsamoney.png 500x500 327kB)
What if
You and your Pony waifu gets a Baby colt/filly/some kind of horrible abomination?
what would you name him/her/thing?
34 min later 5054071 Anonymous
>>5053994
I just want to wear cute clothes
34 min later 5054072 Anonymous (Diaper Magic 2.png 1270x1270 771kB)
>>5054004
>no one saying anything
Twilight walked into the classroom sitting down quietly as some of the foals and fillies still giggled at the thought of an older pony in their midst ,when she heard crinkles and the escaping of air as thickly padded flanks fell into seated positions either side of her marey and whinniefred sat looking towards the front of the class and listening to Astarias lesson on stall training when twilight raised a hoof to proclaim she was allready perfectly stall trained as a result she was asked to the front of the class "well miss sparkle prehaps you would like to demonstrate to the class how big girls use the toilet" she giggled as her horn glowed and a plastic foals potty seat materialised before her.
panicking she realised that she was being asked to use the potty before the rest of the class "here and now?" she asked to the nods of her teacher.
"I c c cant" she stammered as she sat on the potty starting to stand up before it dissapeared from under her, her fall cushioned by the crinkly padding of a diaper as she looked up from her spot on th efloor at the laughing childeren in the class her earlier homework on stall training landing on the floor stamped with a red hooF to show she had failed,the notes scrawled on the page that Astaria wanted to see her new student after class, twilgiht panicked as she tried to imagine what was in store.
34 min later 5054079 Anonymous
>>5054006
....yeah, so just talkin' about SB
you're basically discounting the hundreds of pages of sketches he did
34 min later 5054080 Anonymous
>>5054004
Anon, it's not nice to shit in your own nest.
34 min later 5054084 Anonymous
>>5054056
maybe. But really, it's also a submissive thing. I want people to want to pin me to a bed and fuck me silly.
34 min later 5054085 Anonymous
>>5054071
that's what crossdressing is for
34 min later 5054086 Anonymous (1349054410622.jpg 464x563 199kB)
>>5053994
iktf
if i could end every day cradled in the strong arms of someone who cares for and protects me, I'd never want anything ever again
34 min later 5054091 Anonymous
>>5054022
Careful, he'll draw circles around you.
34 min later 5054095 Anonymous
>>5054068
Ferrus Mannus
34 min later 5054096 Anonymous (1350114248190.gif 500x356 510kB)
>>5054010
>He doesn't like Aspiehorn
>Especially after season 2
35 min later 5054104 Anonymous
>>5053962
>you will never eat cold beans with Pinkie
35 min later 5054110 Anonymous
>>5053994
I just want to have huge tits and soul-rocking orgasms.
35 min later 5054114 Anonymous
>>5054079
yeah, SB is not a prodigy
he's just spectacularly dedicated, and it shows.
he's still my favorite and most highly respected artist
36 min later 5054124 Anonymous
>>5054096
Twilight was horrible in S2.
36 min later 5054125 Anonymous
>>5054068
This has been asked before.
And I'd still name it Applecore, in keeping with Apple naming traditions.
36 min later 5054130 Anonymous
>>5054095
>Ferrus Mannus
Vulkan is cooler.
36 min later 5054131 Anonymous
>>5054095
Lyra must be so proud
36 min later 5054138 Anonymous
>>5054086
you can get that regardless of gender though
37 min later 5054156 Anonymous
>>5054086
You don't have to be a girl for that to happen
in fact, some girls like doing just that
37 min later 5054157 Anonymous
>>5054091
Perfect circles? Without the use of a round, traceable object?
Is there no end to there wizardry?!
37 min later 5054158 Anonymous
>>5054054
Ouch ;_;
Well I'll still try anyways.
Thanks for the info!
37 min later 5054159 Anonymous (1349739314620.png 664x952 195kB)
>>5053990
>>5054047
I also like the grey one.
37 min later 5054163 Anonymous
>>5054132
>>5053492
What's going on?
37 min later 5054164 Anonymous (nap time together.png 900x390 205kB)
OK OK OK
ITS TIME, MLPG. PLACE YOUR BETS, PLACE THEM NOW
WHICH OF THE MANE 6 IS GOING TO BE THE VERY BEST PONY NEXT SEASON?
37 min later 5054171 Anonymous (rorshachpony.jpg 536x459 34kB)
>>5053962
The accumulated filth of all their Party and Cider will foam up about their hooves and all the horses and Princesses will look up and shout; "Save us!"
and I'll look down and whisper
"Neigh"
38 min later 5054180 Anonymous
>>5054138
it's easier as a woman though
there aren't a lot of manly non-campy gays here in rural south texas
38 min later 5054181 Anonymous
>>5054164
RAINBOW DASH
38 min later 5054187 Anonymous (Diaper Magic 3.png 1270x1270 737kB)
>>5054072
>like two people saying no and one saying yes.
I guess I'll keep going then.
twilgiht clopped at Miss Astarias door and was called inside to her office "ah twilight, come in we need to talk about your performance in class today im afraid your setting a bad example for the foals and fillies in my class, especialy makign them feel bad about being in diapers still, some of them cant help it anymore than you".
twilight looked insulted "im more than capable of controling myself miss Astaria" she blurted out indignantly.
"young lady we treated our mares with respect in when i was your age , and dont tell me that was an accident!" she poked a hoof towards twilights diaper which was visibly damp.
Twilights heart sank, she had wet herself?! her hoofs shot forwards to cover the diaper "i i" she managed to get out before miss Astaria silenced her , dont worry i dont judge you your just a filly after all she smied a motherly smile as she pulled out a diaper from under her desk and used her horn to float it before twilight.
Twilight had never seen anything so entrancing as that lovely puffy diaper as it danced before her ,eyes spinning as her face broke into a big goofy smile looking with adoration at her favorite article of clothing as she willingly flopped back and allowed the teacher to change her diaper with a quick flick of her horn.
"fank you miss 'staria i wove my diapewr!" twilight positively beamed from her slouched position on the floor.
38 min later 5054195 Anonymous
>>5054164
ALL OF THEM
38 min later 5054197 Anonymous
>>5054164
>>5054164
Rarity, as always
38 min later 5054200 Anonymous
>>5054164
Applejack.
As usual.
38 min later 5054203 Anonymous (Rarity Perfection Beauty Best_pony Plain Tree Best_Pony_Being_Best_Pony.jpg 1000x740 320kB)
>>5054164
The same one that wast the very best pony every season Anon
Rarity
38 min later 5054204 Anonymous
>>5054163
You woke in the mornin and stepped outside, then took a deep breath
38 min later 5054208 Anonymous
>>5054164
Cadance will replace Fluttershy
39 min later 5054211 Anonymous
>>5054164
Everyone but Twilight.
39 min later 5054212 Anonymous
ok question
Should i charge more for my work if it's OC's?
and dont worry i dont mix oc x cannon
39 min later 5054213 Anonymous (drakeface.jpg 1280x720 149kB)
>>5054164
Rarity was
and always will be
best pony
APPLEJACK WILL STILL HAVE
NO EPISODES
39 min later 5054216 Anonymous
>>5054164
People might disagree on who the best pone is.
But Rarity will have the best episodes.
39 min later 5054221 Anonymous
>>5054164
Fluttershy like the last 2 seasons.
39 min later 5054223 Anonymous
>>5053936
>>5053990
Squiggletail
Songsmile
Magichorn
But I really like all of them
even Twist
How pleb am I, MLPG?
39 min later 5054228 Anonymous
>>5054221
Oh fuck I spit my coke, good one anon.
39 min later 5054231 Anonymous
YOU GUYS.
WHAT IF CHRISTOPHER LLOYD DID A GUEST VOICE IN SEASON THREE?
HE JUST HAD A PART ON ANOTHER HUB SHOW, R.L. STINE'S THE HAUNTING HOUR.
AND HE'S DONE VOICES BEFORE.
40 min later 5054237 Anonymous (1330408664082.png 518x576 599kB)
>>5054163
We shred the extra ones.
40 min later 5054238 Anonymous (prolapsed uterus.jpg 500x375 68kB)
Your favorite pony now has a prolapsed uterus.
What do you do in this situation?
40 min later 5054241 Anonymous
>>5054164
Rarity
Always Rarity
40 min later 5054244 Anonymous
>>5054164
>best pony
that's just a synonym for Rarity
40 min later 5054249 Anonymous
>>5054221
I'm a Flutterfag, bro, but Rarity dominated season 2. This is canon.
40 min later 5054254 Anonymous (Starswirl the Bearded.jpg 640x357 13kB)
>>5054231
You know who I want him to voice.
40 min later 5054255 Anonymous
>>5054237
Who made that?
40 min later 5054256 Anonymous
>>5054223
Magichorn/Squiggletail/Songsmile triumvirate is best choice
You're a patrician anon
40 min later 5054257 Anonymous
>>5054238
lick
41 min later 5054262 Anonymous
>>5053998
How do you even put it on and take it off with those hooves? That's the bit that always puzzles me.
>>5054238
>prolapsed anus
no thank you
41 min later 5054265 Anonymous
>>5054249
>Rarity
>not Rarity and Pinkie
41 min later 5054268 Anonymous
>>5054104
I could imagine Pinkie as Rorschach
>"Need hug?"
>"I told you five minutes ago, no!"
>"Hurm. Try cake? Spent all night on it Lemon-flavored."
>"Uh sure, why not"
>"Hurm~"
41 min later 5054273 Anonymous
>>5054238
Inflate it with seed.
41 min later 5054277 Anonymous
>>5054255
Rose
41 min later 5054278 Anonymous
>>5054238
that's some lovecraftian shit right there
i'd snuggle up to it
42 min later 5054285 Anonymous (Diaper Magic 4.png 1270x1270 769kB)
>>5054187
It will get worse before it gets better.
The next morning miss Astaria had just left the classroom to check on something when a wide eyed foal named whinniefred lent across his desk and whispered to his freind marey.
giggling between themselves they both turned to the somewhat goofy looking twilight, hey twiwight how much do you wike youw diapewrs asked marey stifling a laugh as twilights ears flicked on their own accord.
"Dis much she proclaimed as she wobbly walked to the center of the class room her face scrunched
up in concentration as she squatted and proceeded to use her diapers much to the humor of the foals and fillies in the class, rude noises eminating from her seat as her horn glowed and started to write out how much she "woved" her diapers on the board.
All was fun and games till with a puff of magic miss Astaria appeared at the front of the class a look of dissaproval on her face.
"Whinniefred and Marey, you should be ashamed of encouraging your younger classmate!"
"But i not youngewrer!" yelled out twilgiht as she stomped her hoof indignantly.
Miss Astaria flicked her mane back her horn glowing as the merit board glowed brightly two demerits appearing under whinniefreds and mareys names and another completeing the list of demerits twilight had earned "young filly it seems you and i need to have a talk after class today" the lesson continued as usual and finished early to allow for changing of diapers of students that required it and lunch.
42 min later 5054288 Anonymous (27.png 840x525 328kB)
>>5054256
Replace Magichorn with Yellowquiet and you've got a deal.
42 min later 5054296 Anonymous
>>5054238
J J JAM IT IN
42 min later 5054300 mewball
>>5054079
>you will never catch up to sb
42 min later 5054305 Anonymous
>>5053998
There are always more possibilities.
You could look through art and stuff for poses to try.
Or just camwhore, and take requests.
42 min later 5054308 Anonymous
>>5054285
cont.
twilight looked worried as miss Astaria clopped the door shut behind the other students her horn glowing as she studied her book on "foal and filly care for the caring mare".
Twilight im not sure wether being in kindergarten is realy for you anymore she smiled a sly smile as the filly looked visibly excited "am me allowed to graduate agen?" she was now bouncing in her seat excitedly as miss Astaria cast her spell on twilight mabye in a year or two sweety" she smiled as her spell was complete.
"After weve had a small discussion with your daddy"...
43 min later 5054312 Anonymous
>>5054288
>becoming a plebeian
No thank you
43 min later 5054318 Anonymous
>>5054238
....s-shove it back in?
43 min later 5054321 Anonymous
>>5054300
you might not be able to catch up
but you can get to his current level
which is pretty damn good
43 min later 5054322 Anonymous (Diaper Magic 5.png 1270x1270 677kB)
>>5054308
Mr twilight came in through the school doors and passed along the halls until he reached the room labled nurses office, upon heading inside however he was not expecting to see what he was seeing this second.
"Twilight!" he exclaimed galloping over to his daughter who was slumped on the floor cuddling mr smarty pants and sucking a hoof as she looked up at her "dada" with big unblinking eyes full of wonder a weird lollipop lay nearbye and seemed to be the culprit for the strange sticky yellow gloop about her maw.
"what am i going to do with you my silly little filly" he whispered reasuringly to the now cooing twilight as miss Astaria clopped into the room.
"Ah mr twilight i see you found twilight, im glad your here now because we need to talk about your daughters learning abilities, "what about them questioned a wary mr twilight as he stroked his aughters mane from her maw.
"well as you can see even standing on those wobbly lil hoofs is quite the challenge for twilight now and i dont think shes setting the best example for other students in my class, so i think shed bennefit more from attending magic nursery instead".
43 min later 5054327 Anonymous
>>5054312
>implying Twilight isn't the pleb-est horse on the show
Return to EqD immediately.
44 min later 5054330 Braeburned
>>5054212
anyone?
44 min later 5054332 Anonymous
>>5054322
cont. The parts are getting long.
twilights father looked crest fallen , he had high hopes for twilight but looking at her now it did make sense, after all with every padding hour each magical spell she had cast to clean her diaper was wearing off and without the ability to magic it away again herself she was quickly becoming the stinkiest student in the school, prehaps it was for the best.
"me nu have to go kindergawten no mowe?" she babbled to miss Astaria.
"nope you just rest your silly little head and im sure your daddy will take you home to mommy for some nice nummies and a nap!" miss Astaria almost seemed to be happy by twilights fathers understanding but then again it had been a while since he had his little girl back prehaps this would be like old times when she used to spend more time with her parents, suddenly as this tought occured though he also dreaded the looming diaper duty that would undoubtedly follow...
44 min later 5054338 Anonymous
>>5053962
>>5054104
>>5054268
>"Pinkie, stop making that gruff voice."
>Pinkie gets up, pushes a table across the room over to you, gets on it and looks down at you.
>"No."
44 min later 5054341 Anonymous (70 - This is Heavy.png 1088x1088 215kB)
>>5054254
My nigger.
44 min later 5054343 Anonymous
>>5054262
There are concealed slits in the arms that button up, when they're closed they do look like completely sealed arms unless you know where to look though.
44 min later 5054346 Anonymous
>>5054330
Do you want to draw them less?
Then yeah.
44 min later 5054348 Anonymous
>>5054330
You should charge extra for OCxMain.
45 min later 5054354 Anonymous (1337756353652.jpg 659x659 157kB)
>>5054131
Which do you think Lyra would prefer, Iron Hands or Imperial Fists ?
45 min later 5054356 Anonymous (Diaper Magic 6.png 1270x1270 735kB)
>>5054332
"Oh she is ssooooooo cute!" mrs twilgiht squeed over her now infantile minded daughter who days ago had been the princess' protege , now sat in her puffy diapers on the living room floor.
I cant beleive how much ive missed having our daughter under hoof" said her father as he trotted into the next room to get to work on twilights nursery.
After a while though it soon became obviuos there was too much work to be done n the nursery for one lone pony spo they decided to get a babysitter to come care for their newly little filly.
A short time later the door bell rang and in stepped trixie the great and powerful babysitter as her card now read.
hello mr an mrs twilight, me and your daughter are old freinds so i know we are going to get along just fine!"
"Thats good to hear cause we realy need to get our sweet lil twilights nursery together before nap time", at this mrs twilight joined her husband in the next room laughing and messing aroudn as they worked on the new nusery, in the meantime trixie had sat by twilight and was waving a hoof to her face" you realy are all babyfied arent you twilight?" trixie by now was grinning as she took out the purred rooberry baby food and magiced a spoon in before deliberately messily feeding twilight as she sat on the floor.
45 min later 5054362 Braeburned
>>5054348
I dont do them at ALL though
like, I dont draw ocxcanon ever
45 min later 5054363 Anonymous
>>5054356
Cont.
Twilights horn now shrunk from lack of use glowed dimly as her earlier magic spells started to undo themselves as her diaper rapidly expanded with days of magicked away messyness filling up like a cushion causing trixie to laugh merrily bringing with it the attention of her mother.
"whats going on out he.. oh my , it seems we have a stinky little filly here mrs twilight proclaimed as she ruffles her goofy faced daughters mane.
"il be in the nursery be a dear trixie and see to twilights diaper im afraid she wont be able to repeat the magic that cleaned it before so youl have to do it yourself", and with that she clopped off to help decorate the other room leaving trixie to deal with twilights prominant accident.
46 min later 5054365 Anonymous
>>5054356
can someone besides me please report this garbage
46 min later 5054370 Anonymous
>>5054362
Why? Money is money.
47 min later 5054383 Anonymous (1349131287430.jpg 446x336 21kB)
>>5054362
Good man
47 min later 5054387 Anonymous
>>5054365
I got banned for three days for reporting things that broke te rules and spam
47 min later 5054388 Anonymous
>>5054338
>Pinkie plays peekaboo with Pound and Carrot
>"WHERE'S MY FACE?!"
47 min later 5054392 Anonymous (Diaper Magic 7.png 1270x1270 614kB)
>>5054363
>>5054363
"Ewwww this is so gross, your mother should realy be dealing with this but i guess im in charge while shes away, eh twilight?".
Trixies horn glowed pink as she aimed it at the fillies diaper shutting her eye sand concentrating as she tried to magic away the mess going against the previous advice, if anyinth more mess returned makign the diaper even messier, "Oh darn that did not go to plan, well i guess im going to have to change it the old fashioned way".
The spell almost done and twilights bottom cleaned and wrapped in a new diaper trixie was almost done cleaning up, concentrating on the task at hand as she levetated the pale to catch the filthy diaper when suddenly something sticky hit her maw she instinctively licked her lips tasting something sticky and sweet looking down to see twilight smiling goofily as she magicked the spoon into her maw, "TWILIGHT NO!" but it was too late, having planted the rooberry lollipop in the kindergarten nurses office she was sure she had safely but effectivly regressed twilight back to being no threat at all but even in this diminished state she was still causing trouble and even as trixie thought about this she could feel her thoughts slipping away and focusing more on dollies cartoons and diapers, to the point that she subconsioucly was starting to unpack a fresh diaper and was even starting to diaper herself a whinnie of panic escaping her maw..
>>5054365
>reporting stuff you don't like
>2012
shiggy
47 min later 5054395 Local Commissar (1348615440128.png 900x675 210kB)
>>5054354
>>5054095
>Lyra as part of the Iron Hands
This pleases me...
47 min later 5054399 Anonymous
>>5054277
with a bit extra from someone else
47 min later 5054400 Anonymous (dave_gallagher_crimson_fists.jpg 880x1200 360kB)
>>5054354
>forgetting the crimson fists.
47 min later 5054403 Anonymous
>>5054354
Iron Hands, because Ferrus had literal iron hands by drowning an Ctan in magma
48 min later 5054406 Braeburned
>>5054370
because it doesn't get as much spread as the canon stuff, and is usually looked on negatively, affected the views of people who see my art
people will see me as someone who's drawing stuff they dont agree with just for money
48 min later 5054420 Anonymous
I want pony to train me with pavlovian conditioning to beg him to rut me without reciprocating or even a magical reacharound
49 min later 5054421 Anonymous
>>5054406
>people will see me as someone who's drawing stuff they dont agree with just for money
Is that a bad thing? That kind of people never pay for art anyway.
49 min later 5054423 Anonymous (Diaper Magic 8.png 1270x1270 606kB)
>>5054392
"honey those girls are awful quiet in there dont you think?" mr twilight brought up the subject carefuly to avoid worrying his wife needlessly.
"Its nothing sweety im sure those two are having plenty of fun, anyway didnt the babysitter say they were old freinds?" said mrs twilight her horn glowing brightly as she put the finishing touches on the crib while twilights father applied the final coat of pink paint to the new nursery.
"this nursery is better than her first i thi...
both parents perked up hearing the strangely goofy laughing coming from the living room ,though strangely it wasnt comign from their beloved big baby meaning it could only belong to...
"Trixie darling what are you upto out HERE?!" mrs twilight stopped speaking abruptly as she left the nursery coming face to face with trixie as a spoonful of rooberry dropped from her maw "twixee goin poddy!" she announced bending at the front and lifting her flank as her tail flagged high and allowed her to stop depositing her yummy meal into her fresh padding.
mrs twilight panicked a little upon realising that her own trick she was hiding from her husband to keep her daughter under hoof had now reduced the babysitter to fillydom, padding to the girls trunk she opened it to check for contact details when she came upon belongings that had an uncanny resemblance to that arrogant pony whod strode into town a few months ago and tried to usurp her daughter as the best at magic in equestria.
49 min later 5054425 Anonymous (1292248629622.png 963x563 370kB)
>>5054395
>taking Xenos under your command
What kind of Commissar are you? One that likes squats or something?
49 min later 5054427 Anonymous
>>5054406
Do you charge extra for straight stuff
49 min later 5054428 Anonymous (1334118628563.gif 400x224 2565kB)
>>5054288
Yellowquiet isn't that bad
all of her episodes are good, no Flutterfagging
49 min later 5054429 Anonymous
>>5054403
Iron hands are the second most boring founding legion.
Right after the White scars.
49 min later 5054432 FlyingSaucer (derpy considers.png 432x343 36kB)
>>5054406
>don't agree with
You do realize this is ponies, not politics right?
The whole issue seems pretty trivial
49 min later 5054439 Anonymous (Twilight ass worship.png 934x1226 96kB)
49 min later 5054441 Anonymous
>>5054406
if your rates explicitly go up for OCs and OCxCanon it'll make it clear what your personal thoughts are while opening you up for improved revenues. I think people'll look past the OC material if they know you don't like doing it.
49 min later 5054442 Anonymous
>>5054388
>Getting some lunch with Pinkie
>She suddenly takes a buffet tray full of warm food and throws it on you
>"Ah! Pinkie! What the heck?!"
>"YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!"
>"Pinkie stop shou-"
>"WITH ME!"
50 min later 5054455 Anonymous (1316828344739.png 434x427 138kB)
>tfw you just binge snacked and now feel disgusted with yourself
50 min later 5054456 Anonymous
>>5054425
Shh! Squats aren't real!
To mention them is to invite grave peril.
50 min later 5054459 Anonymous
>>5054429
SO ITS PERFECT FOR LYRA THEN
50 min later 5054460 Anonymous
>>5054432
>The whole issue seems pretty trivial
Everything in MLPG is "pretty trivial."
And yet the rage generated by these threads could power a small city.
50 min later 5054461 Anonymous
>you will never set up a legitimate religion based on worshipping your favorite pony's ass
50 min later 5054464 Anonymous (1349290976120.png 550x476 104kB)
51 min later 5054471 Anonymous (12353752970684265.jpg 344x346 27kB)
Is there a way to donate anonymously through paypal?
51 min later 5054473 Anonymous
>>5053744
a whole generation to molest
51 min later 5054474 Anonymous (Diaper Magic 9.png 1270x1270 695kB)
>>5054423
The final part, we'll never get to see any more from this saga ;_;
"Twixeee poooopyy! Twixxiee pooooopy!" twilight sang out as her hoofs scrabbled at the floor for stability her face scrunching as she was trying to learn the potty, all shame from doing this in front of a class of fillies she didnt know having left her a long time ago since she was now content to do this in front of her parents.
rooberry coated her maw and bib courtesy of her mother who was still hiding the fact she was keeping the only daughter of the family firmly in diapers.
"babbaaababa" prattled trixie her drooly sticky maw mouthing and licking her lips happily a pleasantly goofy expression on her face showed the amount of rooberry she was being fed was effectively doing its job.
"Im so glad we were forced to adopt trixie she makes the perfect sister for twilight dont you think? mrs twilight asked her husband, i admit twilight looks much cuter now she isnt asking a hundred questions and grading us on our knowledge,but you wont be saying that when its your tour of diaper duty honey".
pretty soon twilight had gotten comfy on her new potty chair and was happily releiving herself straight into the comfy confines of the diaper she had forgotten to remove,"prehaps though its a little too soon for potty training the girls" the parents giggled to themselves as they watch the girls play together all the way to bedtime.
51 min later 5054475 Anonymous (attempting to leave mlpg.gif 417x262 1651kB)
>>5054428
She is good pone.
51 min later 5054477 Anonymous
>>5054455
Like I give a shit about my body image.
I'm single.
I'm eating garbage right now
51 min later 5054480 Anonymous (Shoo be poo shoo shoo be poo.gif 500x500 132kB)
>>5054474
51 min later 5054484 Anonymous
>>5054456
They're mentioned in 6th Edition rulebook.
51 min later 5054486 Anonymous
>>5054461
Make one right now
I'll join it
52 min later 5054498 Anonymous
>>5054429
One of most assholish chapters as well.
52 min later 5054503 Anonymous
>>5054471
pinkie why do you have a cleft lip
52 min later 5054505 Anonymous (1326870052147.jpg 322x511 56kB)
>>5054456
Nah, they're canon again. The God-Emperor allowed them back into existence as rouge traders.
53 min later 5054510 Anonymous
>>5054484
Now I really wish I had that one /tg/ screencap where a guy is about to talk about Squats, but then he's abruptly silenced.
53 min later 5054513 Anonymous (sweetie_belle_at_the_mall.png 1280x1458 205kB)
>>5054439
53 min later 5054514 Anonymous
>>5054480
10/10
53 min later 5054524 Anonymous (1343058026918.png 530x568 73kB)
>>5054455
>tfw cutting on IF
>two large meals a day
>still at 1800 kcals a day
>binge eating and losing weight at the same time.
53 min later 5054526 Anonymous
>>5054464
One of the only OCs I actually like
53 min later 5054527 Anonymous (waifu fiiight.gif 320x180 3031kB)
So I just marathoned all of Gravity Falls.
Why didn't you tell me this show was so good MLPG?
54 min later 5054530 Braeburned
>>5054427
Nah I'm cool with it. Honestly, i'll only make something cost more if I have to spend more time drawing it
like excessive fluids, or a really detailed background or something
54 min later 5054540 Anonymous
>>5054474
Mental regression is my number one most shameful fetish.
54 min later 5054545 Anonymous
>>5054527
We did
54 min later 5054547 Anonymous (f5753870a40ccef114a6cb88e7f48531.jpg 680x680 116kB)
>>5054480
That was incredibly unpleasant
54 min later 5054548 Anonymous
>>5054540
Do you enjoy poorly written mental regression?
55 min later 5054549 Anonymous
>>5054527
We tried to
55 min later 5054556 Anonymous
>>5054524
>over 2500 kcals per day
>still manage to lose a kilo in two days without any effort
55 min later 5054560 Anonymous
>>5054420
What about the sight of him being enough to make you fall to your knees and cry out for him to fill you uncontrollably?
55 min later 5054565 Anonymous
>>5054530
HEY BRAEBURNED
I really like your art not just in a sexual wait, it's really pretty to look at.
That is all.
55 min later 5054566 Anonymous
>>5054456
Not only are squats real but sanctioned 'beastman' abhumans are back again as well.
In one of the recent WDs there was a converted gor in the Imperial guard company command squad, shit looked dapper.
55 min later 5054568 Anonymous
>>5054548
He's probably samefagging to make himself feel better.
56 min later 5054579 Anonymous
>>5054524
>tfw severe depression destroyed your appetite for months and you lived eating 200-800 cals a day on average for several months and went from a 210lbs 5'9" fatass to an auschwitz-mode 120lbs stick figure
56 min later 5054585 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>5054461
Now I'm not one to butt into other people's belifes, but I can't help and notice that your dogma has a lot of holes in it
56 min later 5054587 Anonymous
>>5054568
I'm pretty sure the guy who posted that diaper thing was posting it for laughs.
56 min later 5054589 Anonymous
>>5054556
>losing a kilo in two days
PROTIP: It wasn't due to diet. Your weight can fluctuate up to two kilos per day depending on when you weigh yourself. You can't lose a kilo in two days, it's physically impossible. Not even on roids.
57 min later 5054592 Anonymous (tumblr_mbcq9i7k4Q1qh4hiyo1_400.png 309x402 53kB)
>>5054455
>ex-fatty here
>over the years i have finally trained myself to eat a normal diet and i am in the weight range i want now
>but every time i smoke i binge eat like an american
why does eating and jacking off while high have to feel so good
57 min later 5054598 Anonymous (Le Rockstar Face.jpg 572x619 39kB)
Do you think Spike should get a dragon girlfriend?
57 min later 5054599 Anonymous
>>5054566
Huh, that's neat.
57 min later 5054601 Anonymous
>>5054548
No, I didn't enjoy that.
But I could if it was done much better.
And I'd still be ashamed.
57 min later 5054604 Anonymous
So in this masterpiece
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgJPHj7Cjss
I don't think I saw anyone else point out that the, uhh, 'bad guy's', cutie mark was the symbol for the Invisible Pink Unicorn, a joke deity like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn
58 min later 5054610 Anonymous
>>5054560
I'd be okay with that, especially if he insulted me while he indulged me, or maybe maid me promise weeks or months of obedient domestic service in return for each rutting, quickly leaving me his slave and fucktoy for the rest of my life
58 min later 5054611 Anonymous
>>5054565
thanks!
i actually get that a lot which is really nice
and why i like doing clean art too haha
58 min later 5054612 Anonymous (med_gallery_1632_146_37876.jpg 640x402 162kB)
>>5054598
yes
58 min later 5054614 Anonymous (76591.png 600x600 130kB)
>>5054587
58 min later 5054617 Anonymous (killme.gif 333x230 501kB)
Sweet mother of god...
With all the talk of hearts and hooves day, I went back and rewatched the episode, and I noticed something.
We all know this part, but if you watch a little further ahead, you will noticed that the fat one gives Cherilee a valentine. And not just any valentine, but the one the little filly was holding.
She finally got the courage to give it to him, and what does the fat fuck do? He gives it to Cherilee!
58 min later 5054620 Anonymous
>>5054598
Spike has a severe horse fetish
58 min later 5054624 Anonymous
>>5054592
>eating and jacking off while high
I miss that feel. ;_;
But the worst part is I make enough now to smoke myself stupid yet if I did I'd probably lose my job.
58 min later 5054625 Anonymous
>>5054592
Rose pls
stop getting high and eating so much junk food
59 min later 5054634 Anonymous
>>5054579
I wish I lost my appetite, I binge eat when depressed.
59 min later 5054635 Anonymous
>>5054610
unf
59 min later 5054637 Anonymous (132.jpg 610x850 192kB)
Which filly or colt is the biggest nerd in school?
59 min later 5054639 Anonymous (moot_pony_by_moonlightcharmer-d5b37jn.png 640x480 117kB)
Does anyone have the street address for Area 51?
I want to send them something.
59 min later 5054643 Anonymous
>>5054617
That is the worst thing ever.
I want to comfort that little flower filly so badly.
59 min later 5054644 Anonymous
>>5054598
no he won't hes in love with rarity do you even watch the show
1 hours later 5054650 Anonymous
>>5054614
LOOKIN PRETTY COOL THERE, FLUTTERSHY
1 hours later 5054652 Anonymous
>>5054598
that would be an interesting dynamic
1 hours later 5054654 Anonymous (Man of action.gif 700x215 73kB)
>>5054617
1 hours later 5054663 Anonymous
i cry evry tim
1 hours later 5054666 Anonymous
>>5054634
I'm sorry
I get depression backwards. Instead of insomnia, I sleep for 12-16 hours a day. Instead of overeating, I eat a slice of bread every couple of days and go back to sleep.
1 hours later 5054671 Anonymous
Well, that was a bust!
1 hours later 5054673 Anonymous (Scoobs.jpg 1950x2798 1243kB)
>>5054556
>>5054589
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYMNPP2ZR1U
This guy explains it better.
Also, he's all natty.
1 hours later 5054690 Anonymous
>Book 1: Magic
>Book 2: Laughter
>Book 3: Loyalty
>Book 4: Honesty
>Book 5: Generosity
>Book 6: Kindness
>Book 7: Magic II
>Book 8: Harmony
1 hours later 5054701 Anonymous (tumblr_ma7ygj1gjh1r55dqv.gif 400x370 674kB)
>>5054474
>we'll never get to see any more from this saga ;_;
YOU SAY IT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.
1 hours later 5054708 Anonymous (1346033497092.png 400x400 141kB)
>>5054690
This is from a fanfiction, but I forgot the title.
1 hours later 5054710 Anonymous
>>5054673
>IF IT TASTES GOOD SPIT IT OUT
1 hours later 5054712 Anonymous
>>5054690
S2 was pretty Pinkie light to be about laughter
1 hours later 5054714 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3p_VuPIS2c
How to improve your art.
1 hours later 5054719 Anonymous (83207.png 1800x550 432kB)
>>5054701
it is
1 hours later 5054720 Anonymous (twilight_surprised_by_dropletx1-d49t08x.png 872x916 167kB)
>>5054592
Just wait until you try anally masturbating when high.
1 hours later 5054724 Anonymous
>>5054474
Would you care for your babified waifu?
1 hours later 5054729 Anonymous
>>5054720
Oh god
What's it like?
1 hours later 5054731 Anonymous
>>5054617
>Crowd of characters
>Handful of little stories all playing out in one shot
>Bunch of animation on each character
More work was put into that than that, uh, full-length fan-animation.
>...Huh, I don't even remember what it's called..
1 hours later 5054734 Anonymous
>>5054720
I tried doing that drunk once
Protip: Never try to put a glass bottle in your butt
1 hours later 5054737 Anonymous
>>5054635
What, you like the idea of being someone's fuckslave, serving them breakfast in bed, along with a blowjob, every day for the rest of your life, without so much as a thank you, much less any kind of reciprocation or affection? To sit and watch while your master fell in love with a worthy stallion or mare (depending on their preferences), told not to interfere, except when he's finished and wants you to clean him up?
Or do like like the idea of having your very own submissive bitch, eager to please, hanging on your every word, singing your praises even as you beat him over the head?
1 hours later 5054738 Anonymous
>>5054729
It's like anally masturbating when you're sober.
1 hours later 5054741 Wolf Nanaki (1347758682054.gif 500x281 713kB)
>this entire thread
Nope. I'm outta here.
1 hours later 5054743 Anonymous
>>5054720
who says you need to be high
1 hours later 5054749 Anonymous
>>5054741
Can we get an updated picture of your dick?
1 hours later 5054750 Anonymous (ScoobyWilletPose[1].jpg 300x419 39kB)
>>5054710
>getting caught up on that
>not listening to the actual wisdom of Scooby
Did you actually watch the video? He basically said that good food usually have too many calories.
>questioning his royal nattyness
>2012
1 hours later 5054751 FlyingSaucer (suffering.png 455x368 66kB)
>>5054617
Hers is the mark of suffering anon
1 hours later 5054752 Anonymous
>>5054724
I would.
But I wouldn't enjoy it. And I'd search tirelessly for a way to change her back.
1 hours later 5054766 Anonymous
>>5054734
Why?
1 hours later 5054772 Anonymous
>>5054737
The former.
1 hours later 5054774 Anonymous
>>5054750
You would be a fool to not listen to any of Scoob's actual wisdom.
I'm just joking about his at times brosciency levels of extremeness.
1 hours later 5054777 Anonymous
>>5054720
Twilight! The camera is on! Everyone heard you!
1 hours later 5054778 Anonymous
>>5054741
>I better post with my trip
Nevr return furfag.
1 hours later 5054780 Anonymous (My party is ready.png 600x450 173kB)
>>5053380
1 hours later 5054797 Anonymous
>>5054772
Well I guess that makes two of us.
1 hours later 5054798 Anonymous (1305873830961.gif 270x270 258kB)
Put 'em up!
1 hours later 5054803 Anonymous
>>5054719
>penis inspection day
1 hours later 5054814 Anonymous
>>5054797
>>5054772
Why does no one ever like the latter?
1 hours later 5054817 Anonymous
>>5054719
worst fetish.
1 hours later 5054818 Anonymous (Fatbow Dash 2.jpg 1920x1080 134kB)
>>5054798
>implying Dash can even put them up without using her wings
1 hours later 5054820 Anonymous (Twilight,_Spike,_Rarity_and_Rainbow_Dash_in_fighting_stance_promo_s02e21.png 600x390 249kB)
>>5054798
1 hours later 5054826 Anonymous
>>5054719
oh god this is so stupid I had to laugh
1 hours later 5054827 Anonymous
>>5054820
That pose looks so weird
1 hours later 5054828 Anonymous (RD.png 3337x4412 723kB)
>>5054798
Rainbow Dash is bipedialest pony
1 hours later 5054830 Anonymous
>>5054814
I prefer a healthy relationship based on honesty, trust, and equality.
1 hours later 5054831 Anonymous
>>5054798
What's the girly little pony gunna do to me, huh? Hug me?
Ahahahahaha!
1 hours later 5054843 Anonymous (hot legs.png 329x658 287kB)
>>5052230
sorry this is kinda late but i came really hard to this and passed out
http://geek-news.mtv.com/2012/07/17/sdcc-2012-the-cast-of-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-video/
about 1:30 in, andrea starts fondling her leg a little, it's very cute and sexy
1 hours later 5054847 Anonymous (1332041370603.gif 431x405 1505kB)
>>5054820
>not the gif
1 hours later 5054849 Anonymous (pluggin away.gif 600x600 19kB)
>>5054777
Oh no how terrible! Tee hee!
1 hours later 5054850 Anonymous
Wow, I've never had my smelly unwashed butt licked before!
1 hours later 5054856 Anonymous
>>5054843
Thanks.
1 hours later 5054858 Anonymous (640px-Rainbow_Dash_demolishing_barn_explosion_cloud_S2E03.jpg 640x354 60kB)
>>5054831
Come to think of it, Rainbow Dash is extremely powerful.
1 hours later 5054861 Anonymous
>>5054818
>Those tiny forelegs
1 hours later 5054865 Anonymous (1349917106052.png 645x773 9kB)
>>5054830
oh god
the dam's broke
I'm crying for the first time in months
it's just a couple of tears but it's something
1 hours later 5054870 Anonymous (1350066680407.gif 640x360 367kB)
>>5054828
1 hours later 5054871 Anonymous
>>5054831
>girly
>not so boyish in voice and demeanor that you thought she was a boy at first
1 hours later 5054879 Anonymous
Would you cuddle up with Andrea Libman if she asked you to?
1 hours later 5054881 Anonymous
>>5054865
I cried just the other night.
I was watching the 1939 "Of Mice and Men".
1 hours later 5054883 Anonymous (1331310620283.jpg 240x298 33kB)
Found my favorite game on ebay for $1.
I already own it though so I don't need it.
But I want to send it somewhere for shits and giggles.
Where should it go?
1 hours later 5054886 Anonymous
>>5054879
How could I say no?
1 hours later 5054887 Anonymous
>>5054870
god the animators must have fun with her
1 hours later 5054890 Anonymous
>>5054843
You should tell Andrea all about how much you love her and her legs.
1 hours later 5054891 Anonymous
>>5054883
What's the game?
1 hours later 5054897 Anonymous
>>5054879
Yes. But only if she asked.
I am not a cuddle-rapist.
1 hours later 5054899 Anonymous
>>5054879
i would
hard
1 hours later 5054906 Anonymous
>>5054891
You just lost.
1 hours later 5054908 Anonymous (andrea_liman__runs_with_horses_sticker__by_runswithhorsesart-d53vsau.jpg 900x600 57kB)
>>5054879
i would even if she asked me not to
1 hours later 5054912 Anonymous (OPEN UP YA OPEN UP YA OPEN UP YA OPEN UP YA.png 600x450 225kB)
>>5054780
1 hours later 5054913 Anonymous
>>5054891
Battlezone.
1 hours later 5054914 Anonymous (pony.png 2500x2779 335kB)
>>5054831
I-it's not like I w-wanted to give you a hug
1 hours later 5054915 Anonymous
You know what?
I bet if someone made and sent a pony toering to Tara, she'd put it on and take pictures and put them on twitter or something
1 hours later 5054916 Anonymous
>>5054883
My favorite game is Rugby, and I had an extra copy, so I decided to send it to my skinny friend. He tried playing it and got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. It was hilarious.
1 hours later 5054917 Anonymous (Cheese.jpg 250x180 23kB)
>>5054906
1 hours later 5054919 Anonymous
>>5054766
Because:
jarsquatter.com
1 hours later 5054920 Anonymous
Andrea Libman or Nicole Oliver.
You can only choose one.
1 hours later 5054921 Anonymous
>>5054908
No, anon, that's rape.
You want to rape Andrea.
1 hours later 5054923 Anonymous
>>5054879
Yes
1 hours later 5054925 Anonymous
>>5054920
Forget that, I want them to fight for my love.
1 hours later 5054930 Anonymous
>>5054870
Where's the version where it speeds up and the crystal pony bursts into flame?
1 hours later 5054931 Anonymous (gRGr9.jpg 960x720 71kB)
HEY MLPG
WHY THE LONG FACE?
1 hours later 5054935 Anonymous
>>5054921
honk honk!
1 hours later 5054938 Anonymous (1334130895700.png 200x200 55kB)
>>5054915
Brilliant
1 hours later 5054941 Anonymous (Sloppy Makeouts.gif 778x720 711kB)
>>5054914
How about some nice sloppy makeouts?
1 hours later 5054942 Anonymous
>>5054931
I don't know how to program Love2D
1 hours later 5054943 Anonymous
>>5054920
Andrea
1 hours later 5054945 Anonymous
>>5054931
severe depression and schizophrenia
1 hours later 5054946 Anonymous
>>5054913
You and I are now African Americans.
1 hours later 5054953 Anonymous
>>5054920
andrea is just adorable, so her
1 hours later 5054955 Anonymous (because i'm a horse.png 635x659 79kB)
>>5054931
1 hours later 5054957 Anonymous
>>5054946
That sounds really disappointing actually
1 hours later 5054959 Anonymous
>>5054941
>dash_gives_the_worst_blowjobs.gif
"Hey anon, why are you crying? I thought guys loved this. Come on now, return the favor you jerk!"
1 hours later 5054960 Anonymous (tumblr_m5trb4zNDs1rqp4c1o1_500.jpg 444x750 140kB)
1 hours later 5054962 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVgreWeEek
This video still makes me happy.
1 hours later 5054963 Anonymous
>>5054930
it's on the archive somewhere
I have it saved, but it's 3.1 MB and my internet can't handle that kind of upload so just find it there.
1 hours later 5054964 Anonymous (1349234694515.jpg 210x240 10kB)
>>5054931
1 hours later 5054969 Anonymous (1326134854234.png 1900x1916 294kB)
>>5054946
1 hours later 5054974 Anonymous
>>5054959
Man, if you can't tell a girl what to do with your cock, then you deserve a shitty blowjob.
1 hours later 5054975 Anonymous (1349055942620.png 309x479 91kB)
>>5054931
because im so tired and you're keeping me awake
1 hours later 5054980 Anonymous (irl velma.jpg 604x453 24kB)
>>5054945
1 hours later 5054984 Anonymous
>>5054942
But it's easy as hell.
Just put whatever the fuck you want to do in the Update function and whatever the fuck you want to see on screen in the Draw function.
The rest is just modeling your game logic, which isn't really a Love2D thing.
1 hours later 5054987 Braeburned
>>5054955
i love you guys sometimes
1 hours later 5054989 Anonymous (baby snake.jpg 300x400 6kB)
>>5054975
Cazum pls
1 hours later 5054993 Anonymous (As4VQ34CIAU6B2E.jpg 398x283 36kB)
1 hours later 5054994 Anonymous
>>5054955
>little smile
Fuck yes
I love you
1 hours later 5054995 Anonymous
>>5054917
could you post the fool panel of that?
1 hours later 5054997 Anonymous
Seriously, check out this retard
>>5054416
>>>/q/233937
1 hours later 5055002 Anonymous (1349055290631.gif 280x280 2213kB)
>>5054975
1 hours later 5055004 Anonymous
>>5054995
To be honest, I've forgotten what it's from. Sorry. It wasn't hentai.
1 hours later 5055007 Anonymous (highres_134797222.jpg 2288x1712 710kB)
1 hours later 5055008 Anonymous
>>5054914
Good! knowing you Dash, you'd probably screw it up. Like everything you do
1 hours later 5055009 Anonymous
>>5054993
how long will we see pics of Tara holding up straight porn of Twilight like it's nothing out of the ordinary?
1 hours later 5055010 Anonymous
>workout buddies with dash
>it graduates into fwb
Yes I like this.
1 hours later 5055011 Anonymous
>>5055009
next season, I'm calling it.
1 hours later 5055016 Anonymous (1350188794212.png 398x283 140kB)
>>5054993
1 hours later 5055017 Anonymous
>>5054975
If I could stream I would totally do this for money
1 hours later 5055026 Anonymous (1350172925773.jpg 353x401 23kB)
>>5055007
My waifu has betrayed me
1 hours later 5055028 Anonymous
>>5055010
I can't do that, I'd fall in love with her.
1 hours later 5055029 Anonymous (Screen shot 2012-10-14 at 12.29.09 AM.png 521x332 158kB)
>>5055016
1 hours later 5055036 Anonymous
>>5054879
Does it count as cuddling if she's rubbing my throbbing erection between her bare, silky thighs?
1 hours later 5055038 Anonymous
>>5055029
ahahah
1 hours later 5055040 Anonymous
>>5055026
>waifuing a whore
cmon Anon, you know better
inb4 crass Rarity joke
1 hours later 5055041 Anonymous
>>5055036
I hope you're not allowed to cum.
1 hours later 5055043 Anonymous (no sleep.jpg 213x235 22kB)
>>5054975
>>5055002
oh man that stream
that was side destorying
1 hours later 5055045 Anonymous
>you will never take Pinkie Pie to a taco joint
1 hours later 5055049 Anonymous
>>5054984
See, here's the thing, and I've been going over this in my mine for weeks now.
I didn't even know what a IF/ELSE statement was, but now I see how simple and logical it really is.
IF (day = Sunday) then
TV
ELSE
Church
If the day is Sunday, you watch TV, otherwise you go to church.
Such a simple thing that was once beyond my comprehension not a month ago has made me realize now with greater potency that I don't know how to self teach myself these things, to improve myself. I can't do it, it's beyond my abilities.
I've known this my entire life, but only now I can put it into words. And it's why I see potential in everyone I see, except myself.
1 hours later 5055051 Anonymous
>>5055029
Yup
There ya go
1 hours later 5055061 Anonymous
>>5054997
why do people like this still exist?
1 hours later 5055065 Anonymous (1350110150838.jpg 296x329 15kB)
>>5055040
>Waifuing boring virginal little girls
>Not bitches and whores
1 hours later 5055066 Anonymous
>>5055009
How long until we see pics of Tara reenacting straight porn of Twilight?
1 hours later 5055070 Anonymous
>>5055049
>going to church every day except sunday
what are you even doing
1 hours later 5055078 Anonymous
>>5055066
>straight porn
1 hours later 5055083 Anonymous
>>5055066
>straight porn
>not r63/futa porn
>you will never go to a con just to get pegged by Tara
1 hours later 5055085 Anonymous
>>5055043
>>5055002
>>5054975
Who is this?
1 hours later 5055091 Anonymous
>>5055070
hehe
I didn't intend for that to happen.
1 hours later 5055094 Anonymous
>>5055049
The best way to get better at programming is to program. Write a lot of code.
1 hours later 5055099 Anonymous
>>5055061
There's a sucker born every minute.
1 hours later 5055101 Anonymous
I do not find myself attracted to any of the voice actors.
1 hours later 5055103 Anonymous
>>5055007
>kiss on the cheek
>not asking for a pony style nose-to-nose booping
>not stealing a deep, wet, tonguing from Tara
1 hours later 5055107 Anonymous
>>5055049
Don't forget the double ==
Lua won't throw a runtime error sometimes
1 hours later 5055115 Anonymous (18 Year Old Woman.gif 500x302 636kB)
>>5055066
>doesn't remember that porn microwave posted of that girl who looked like a young tara and screamed like Twilight when the burly dude was fucking her
Best porn ever
1 hours later 5055116 Anonymous (1346615090821.jpg 662x672 68kB)
>tfw you haven't been hugged by another indivdual in nearly 5 months
1 hours later 5055119 Anonymous
>>5055083
What's the most you'd pay to get pegged by Tara, MLPG?
I think my number is $150, but only if she uses a feeldoe. Like $100 otherwise.
1 hours later 5055121 Anonymous (1341780734113.gif 300x266 2116kB)
>>5055101
1 hours later 5055129 Anonymous (Zecora.jpg 1357x2048 138kB)
>>5055101
Not even Zecora's?
1 hours later 5055130 Anonymous
>>5055116
My friends hug me all the time.
Don't you have friends, anonymous?
1 hours later 5055131 Anonymous
>>5055007
Lucky bastard...
1 hours later 5055135 Anonymous
>>5055085
It was just a guy doing a marathon stream
he fell asleep, and gained an absurd amount of viewers because of it
1 hours later 5055138 Anonymous
>>5055119
what the fuck is a feeldoe
1 hours later 5055141 Anonymous
>>5055049
I swear that there are distinct levels to programming. Common hurdles that everyone mastering the art must surpass before they can progress further.
Control flow is arguably the first. Functions and recursion can come next. Then pointers.
1 hours later 5055142 Anonymous (1349762917969.jpg 540x348 20kB)
>>5055116
>tfw you forced a hug on a girl in 5th grade because your family didnt love you and you had no friends
>tfw you still dont
1 hours later 5055149 Anonymous
I just set up a VPN just so I could watch a video of Andrea's legs
1 hours later 5055152 Anonymous
>>5055129
I had actually never seen her.
If that's really her, then I find myself attracted to one of the voice actors.
1 hours later 5055153 Anonymous
>>5055138
It's like a double ended dildo
It's designed so a girl can hold it in her vagina, like a strapless sptrap on
1 hours later 5055160 Anonymous
>>5055107
What does the double equal sign do?
I'm sorry for asking this, I just have an appetite for this kind of basic knowledge.
>>5055141
I can only hope my CS class teaches me along what it's suppose to do.
1 hours later 5055161 Anonymous
>>5055119
Shit, I don't even know.
$150 seems reasonable
Although that sort of thing is liable to make me act unreasonable.
Just think, she could talk like Twilight the whole time
1 hours later 5055167 Anonymous
>>5055138
google it
1 hours later 5055168 Anonymous (tumblr_l00phq307U1qbszcko1_500.jpg 500x375 36kB)
>>5055138
1 hours later 5055174 Anonymous (1349765438541.gif 300x100 106kB)
>tfw no qt pony gf
1 hours later 5055175 Anonymous
>>5055160
Shut the fuck up, sentenal
1 hours later 5055185 Anonymous
>>5055116
going on about 10 years now
1 hours later 5055191 Anonymous (1347226799276.jpg 400x275 58kB)
>>5055130
I do not.
Literally not even one.
I had one in elementary school, but he moved away without telling me. Haven't had any friends since.
Is this normal?
1 hours later 5055194 Anonymous
>>5055160
foo == bar is a statement that does not change the state of anything, but returns true if the value of foo is equal to the value of bar (in most languages; sometimes, it returns true only if foo *is* bar. Consult your language guide)
foo = bar is a statement that sets the value of foo to the value of bar.
1 hours later 5055197 Anonymous (1350188559658.jpg 645x773 96kB)
>>5055116
>tfw you haven't been hugged by another individual in eight months
>tfw no one has told you that they love you in even longer
1 hours later 5055205 Anonymous
>>5055191
no, it's not normal
you guys are abnormally loney
1 hours later 5055207 Anonymous
>>5055160
In C and it's derivatives (everything) == the equivalence operator
the single = is the assignment operator
local x = 12
if (x == 12) then
print("pon")
end
1 hours later 5055208 Anonymous
>>5055160
When you write "a = b", you're telling the computer that "a is now b".
When you write "a == b", you're asking the computer if a is the same as b, and it returns a true/false value.
1 hours later 5055213 Anonymous (ohbby.jpg 159x250 4kB)
>>5055129
Now that's a VA to be attracted to
1 hours later 5055216 Anonymous
how do you get a pity fuck
i feel like that is the only way i can get any
i'd settle for a pity hug even
1 hours later 5055217 Anonymous
>tfw you know that you're going to be forever lonely
>tfw you enjoy doing things by yourself
>but sometimes just sometimes....
1 hours later 5055219 Anonymous
>>5055141
>pointers
Uh huh.
>functions and recursion
Solid grasp
>control flow
you lost me
I'm never gonna get that degree, and I don't want to go to froufrou art school
1 hours later 5055227 Anonymous (1349154497397.png 824x658 143kB)
>>5055197
>tfw no friends
>tfw no family
>tfw hugless kissless virgin
>tfw ugly
>tfw your landlord doesn't even recognize you when you say hi
1 hours later 5055230 Anonymous
>>5055129
oh my~
1 hours later 5055236 Anonymous
>>5055160
the double equals sign is used when comparing things.
the single equals sign is used when you want to make something equal something else
so, you'd use a == in a conditional statement, like
if(mlpg==ded){...}
or
while(mlpg==ded){shitpost();}
but if you wanted to set something to a value
int x = 1;
it's an old practice that modern languages ignore, but still good to do for legacys sake
1 hours later 5055237 Anonymous
>>5055129
I thought Tabitha voiced Zecora?
She does seem to voice a whole bunch of ponies.
1 hours later 5055241 Anonymous
>>5055191
Do you live in Vancouver, BC?
1 hours later 5055242 Anonymous
>>5055219
control flow is the simplest level. It's literally just the understanding that if you have, for instance, a loop, the program counter doesn't just keep chugging along line after line, it instead resets back to the top of the loop until the loop terminates.
1 hours later 5055246 Anonymous
>>5055160
ALSO
in Lua
only false and nil actually resolve to false
unlike C where 0 will too
1 hours later 5055253 Anonymous
>>5055191
>>5055197
>>5055227
>>5055217
I don't care what anyone says, I like sad circlejerks
Just knowing I'm not the only one makes it a little better
1 hours later 5055255 Anonymous (sad dale.jpg 624x480 60kB)
>>5055216
>tfw pity fucks don't exist
>tfw they only exist for attractive people
>tfw at that point it isn't even a pity fuck and it's just attractive people attracted to each other
Why aren't I attractive, MLPG?
1 hours later 5055258 Anonymous
Are you a boy or a girl?
1 hours later 5055260 Anonymous (1330323191082.png 603x593 376kB)
>>5055205
>other people not having friends
just... how?
That's legit sad.
1 hours later 5055261 Anonymous (1268199359034.png 1059x635 533kB)
Okay fuck this
the autism and cruel disgusting fetishes have become too much for me to tolerate
But where else shall I fucking go?
1 hours later 5055262 Anonymous (1346956664524.jpg 520x326 18kB)
>>5055227
>tfw the only people you could even remotely consider friends are anonymous posters on an internet imageboard
1 hours later 5055264 Anonymous (tumblr_m8nm856DLP1rnyt3r.gif 460x400 121kB)
would you let her
1 hours later 5055265 Anonymous
>>5055191
I feel like you have to TRY to be that lonely.
Like, literally avoid any possible friendship.
1 hours later 5055268 Anonymous
>>5055160
I guess what I was trying to say was that for a lot of people, mastering simple control flow like if/else, for or while is nearly impossible. Take heart in that you've done something a lot of people can't!
Though in my experience CS courses pale in comparison to actual practice. My biggest tip is finding something that you want done on the computer and writing a program to do it. If the project is something you care about it greatly increases the chances you'll actually do it. And focus purely on getting the job done - doing it sloppy and then cleaning it up later is preferable to trying to get it right the first time and never getting it done at all.
1 hours later 5055270 Anonymous
>>5055253
this
1 hours later 5055271 Anonymous (Sonic_GT_musical.png 1024x769 1132kB)
I hope you guys find good friends someday.
1 hours later 5055275 Anonymous
>>5055258
Prof. Oak, pls
1 hours later 5055278 Anonymous
>>5055246
really? that's pretty lame. They probably have a good design reason for the choice, but still.
1 hours later 5055279 Anonymous
>>5055258
i'm a sexy little 8-year-old girl
1 hours later 5055281 Anonymous
>>5055253
They make me feel a bit better about not being as lonely as them.
But then I feel shitty because I shouldn't feel so shitty because I have it better than them.
1 hours later 5055283 Anonymous
>>5055227
FLEX YOUR MUSCLESSSSSS
1 hours later 5055285 Anonymous (prince.jpg 400x400 34kB)
>>5055258
I'm not a woman.
I'm not a man.
I am something that you'll never understand.
1 hours later 5055286 Anonymous
>>5055129
>>5055129
>tfw your first thought was hummina hummina!
I feel like such a tool now.
1 hours later 5055289 Anonymous
>>5055168
If only they made one of those that didn't take up the whole vag. I'd love to pound a girl silly as I stroke her fake cock.
1 hours later 5055290 Anonymous (autism and retardation - som brony will buy it just because it somehow related to ponies.png 747x640 242kB)
>Even Ingram uses this opportunity to milk bronybux
fucking bronies, so pathetic
1 hours later 5055291 Anonymous
>>5055264
No! She'd break it!
1 hours later 5055293 Anonymous
>>5055264
I guess
She looks like she's enjoying herself
I wasn't using it anyway
1 hours later 5055296 Anonymous
>>5055264
OH GOD PINKIE STOP TWISTING IT
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY
1 hours later 5055297 Anonymous
>>5055261
I don't know, but you can't stay here.
...Fark.
1 hours later 5055301 Anonymous
>>5055264
What's she going to do?
1 hours later 5055304 Anonymous
>>5055278
>Lua
>Good reason
Probably not
1 hours later 5055305 subby
>>5055268
very much this. I've done more coding in the last couple weeks than I did in the previous year, all thanks to 4chan cap helper.
1 hours later 5055309 Anonymous
>>5055208
>>5055207
>>5055194
>>5055236
I find this fascinating. There are multiple ways to say the same thing. Essentially, "==" asks the computer "is X the same as Y?"
>>5055268
I will do this anon. Thank you.
1 hours later 5055310 Anonymous
>>5055289
Anal, I guess
1 hours later 5055313 Anonymous
>>5055260
I used to have a few great friends,...hell they were bros.
Then I fucked up, lost contact and then fucked up my chance to become friends again majorly
1 hours later 5055318 Anonymous
>>5055265
I do that
I don't know why though
maybe it's because I have a crippling fear of even casual intimacy and I don't trust anyone
1 hours later 5055319 Anonymous
>>5055290
>fucking bronies, so pathetic
So I guess you've never actually paid attention to any other fandom ever, have you?
1 hours later 5055320 Anonymous
>>5055261
To be honest, I think the whole "ride never ends" thing is only true because, for all its flaws, MLPG is really the only place you can go. There's no alternative.
1 hours later 5055323 Anonymous
>>5055260
I'm just not a very interesting or entertaining person
People don't have anything to gain from hanging out with me or talking to me, so they don't
1 hours later 5055324 subby (Feeldoe_Stout.jpg 250x250 6kB)
>>5055289
It actually only inserts in the ass. You grip it with your thighs/lips. Ribbed for her pleasure!
1 hours later 5055326 Anonymous (2deep4u.jpg 410x511 77kB)
>>5055261
I want a place to talk about this stupid show for hours on end, and talk about other comics and cartoons, and share music, and make fun of social rejects. Without the fetishes and feels.
But that place doesn't exist.
1 hours later 5055335 Anonymous
>>5055227
>>5055253
What's worse than actually being lonely is making fun of an actual weird social outcast while you're with your friends and then realizing that you said it within earshot of that person.
It's the worst fucking feeling ever.
1 hours later 5055338 Anonymous
>>5055309
yep
but the best way to learn is to try it yourself.
whip open your workflow and mess around with it a bit.
1 hours later 5055339 Anonymous
>>5055324
>wear it in your ass
>you can now DP her
1 hours later 5055340 Anonymous (1344824555786.gif 490x270 502kB)
>>5055241
I do not unfortunately. I live in Mississippi I hate it here. .
>>5055265
I have a few acquaintances in a few of my classes, but they're nothing more than people I'd say "Hi." to if I saw them on campus.
No one has ever invited me anywhere, to a party, to their house to hang out, to the movies, etc. I'd jump on the chance though.
1 hours later 5055344 Anonymous (1344797595836.jpg 227x216 9kB)
>>5055262
1 hours later 5055352 Anonymous
>>5055262
>tfw 4chan in general has corrupted you to the point of probably never being able to really identify with anyone that isn't also a long-time browser of /co/, /tg/, or /mu/.
1 hours later 5055353 WEH WEH (WEH.jpg 900x706 96kB)
WEH
1 hours later 5055354 Anonymous (ahahahahahahahaha.jpg 638x543 276kB)
>>5055324
WHAT IF YOU PUT IT IN HER ASS
THEN FUCK HER MISSIONARY STYLE
AND STROKE IT FROM BEHIND
MAYBE ANOTHER GIRL COULD BE UNDER HER WITH THE DICK END IN HER VAG
1 hours later 5055358 subby
>>5055339
I would rather fuck her and get fucked at the same time, if we're going with unrealistic feeldoe fantasies that sound better than they are.
1 hours later 5055359 Anonymous
>>5055318
I know this word gets thrown around a lot, but I think that's what they call "autism".
1 hours later 5055362 Anonymous
>>5055353
why do I like you so much
1 hours later 5055366 Anonymous (316 - Return To La Grunta.mkv_snapshot_11.44_[2012.09.16_01.17.35].png 640x480 215kB)
Holy shit y'all are pathetic.
I still love you, though.
1 hours later 5055369 Anonymous
>>5055358
Wouldn't a normal double ended dildo work better for that?
1 hours later 5055374 Anonymous (1340846180769.png 257x340 39kB)
>>5055168
>>5055289
>tfw feeldoes are relatively small
1 hours later 5055375 Anonymous
>>5055340
Ask them what they do for fun, or mention a movie, see if they're interested. Hanging out isn't hard.
1 hours later 5055377 Anonymous (tumblr_m12fg7nHMz1r2r7jp.jpg 911x683 134kB)
1 hours later 5055378 Anonymous
>>5055358
You wouldn't be able to move much
1 hours later 5055379 Anonymous
FRIENDS ARE 4GAYLORDS I'D RATHER DO THINGS ALONE
Somewhere out there there must be someone who wants to be my friend...right?
1 hours later 5055380 Anonymous
>>5055260
Shyness
Not having the same interests as most kids
1 hours later 5055385 Anonymous
>>5055353
>deletion password wasn't WEH
7/10 you tried.
1 hours later 5055386 Anonymous
>>5055352
dude, you browse /mu/, that makes you compatible with just about any pitchfork reader just in terms of knowing the BNMs.
thats grounds to make friends right there.
1 hours later 5055388 Anonymous
>>5055359
No, that's not autism, you stupid sperglord.
It's any number of things, but it's very unlikely that it's autism.
1 hours later 5055389 Anonymous
>>5055219
>that feel when you want to teach MLPG to code
>that feel when you want to see the look on someone's face as you blow their mind with the incredible beauty of programming constructs
Oh gosh, I could go on for hours about the awe-inspiring simplicity of quicksort or the deeply moving qualities of the y-combinator.
1 hours later 5055396 Anonymous
>>5055253
I hate sad circlejerks
I want to help people, and I can't.
As soon as you shut off the computer, all of you lonely people will go back to being lonely, and nothing I say will help.
1 hours later 5055403 Anonymous
>>5055386
>implying the good posters on /mu/ like the majority of p4kcore
1 hours later 5055404 Anonymous
>>5055377
He has a weird kind of forced-looking smile.
1 hours later 5055405 Anonymous
>>5055374
Bad Dragon should come out with a "Symbiote" model.
1 hours later 5055416 Anonymous (1324176333213.png 898x842 533kB)
>>5055379
According to Twilight's studies, you must be right.
1 hours later 5055417 Anonymous
>>5055359
I get along great in social situations. When I was in high school, I had a big group of people that knew and liked me. I've always done well in school, graduated in the top 10%. I'm not autistic, I just can't deal with being alone with people and I don't get close enough to anyone to consider them my friend because I'm afraid of them pitying me.
1 hours later 5055419 Anonymous
>>5055353
>WEH
What are you gonna do in the thread?
1 hours later 5055423 Braeburned
>>5055405
they need come out with a stallion butt thats what
maybe I'll help them design it
1 hours later 5055425 Anonymous
>>5055396
We all just exist as text on a screen
1 hours later 5055428 Anonymous
>>5055290
That is a beautiful set-up though.
And anyone willing to shell out for that is probably going to actually use it, have some faith anon.
1 hours later 5055430 Anonymous
>>5055261
Ponygoons
1 hours later 5055435 WEH
>>5055385
But you would've deleted it then.
1 hours later 5055437 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sA8EjzETEcI
this is very bad
1 hours later 5055440 Anonymous
>>5055403
You don't have to actually like it.
Just pretend to like it and pull a 180 on them once you get to know them better.
Also, there are SOME good p4kcore things like AnCo.
1 hours later 5055444 Anonymous
>>5055423
>donkey butt
>20lbs of Ass ass
1 hours later 5055447 Anonymous
>>5055440
>AnCo
>good
1 hours later 5055448 Anonymous (1318029306188.png 452x710 286kB)
>>5055375
That's so strange to do though, going up to someone you don't know very well and asking them if they want to hang out.
They'd probably just say no.
1 hours later 5055453 Anonymous
>>5055386
music is just one part of my interests. being alone so much gives me time to really explore a lot of different things, and it's not so much the shared interests as it is the mindset behind the interests. p4k people are usually front-page reddit types anyway
1 hours later 5055455 Anonymous
>>5055440
One of my favorite albums this year got a 2.8.
1 hours later 5055456 Anonymous
>>5055396
It's nice to know there's somebody else that feels this way. It's painful to watch
1 hours later 5055462 Anonymous (1349123924617.png 356x496 102kB)
>>5055374
>Using anything other than a small
1 hours later 5055467 Tan (what have i done.png 398x283 170kB)
What have I done?
1 hours later 5055472 Anonymous
>>5055467
What have you done?
1 hours later 5055477 Anonymous
We /soc/ /g/ and /mu/ at the same time.
Let's go to a board and show each other our dicks.
1 hours later 5055479 Anonymous
>>5055467
>Tara will never camwhore for us
>we will never get a set of sharpie in butt from her
1 hours later 5055481 Anonymous
I'm not really lonely.
I'm just in a very shitty situation with little hope.
But I know that's just an illusion.
1 hours later 5055482 Anonymous
>>5055396
I prefer to imagine that for one brief, glorious moment they feel better about themselves because of what you posted. That they actually do look up the number of the nearest therapy center or grab a book on depression and try to dig themselves out of that terrible hole.
Because even if they don't believe it, they're worth saving. They're worth loving.
1 hours later 5055484 Anonymous
>>5055453
>sit near the back of the lecture hall so I can work on my laptop without distracting people behind me
>look down at all the other people
>start counting reddit pages
I saw literally 21 different people sitting browsing reddit out of ~100 or so in the hall.
I had no idea it was that popular.
1 hours later 5055485 Anonymous
>>5055430
But is Ponygoons as wonderfully crude as we are?
1 hours later 5055486 Anonymous
>>5055455
Mumps pls
1 hours later 5055490 Anonymous (1312941295197.jpg 800x680 48kB)
>tfw you've seriously been considering suicide lately
1 hours later 5055497 Anonymous
>>5055477
I'll bet I'd have one of the most interesting dicks.
1 hours later 5055505 Anonymous
>>5055486
I know, but I like it.
1 hours later 5055509 Anonymous
>>5055389
Do go on.
I could barely get a sequential heap working, and I'm not even sure it works. I should really go back to check on that some time.
1 hours later 5055510 Anonymous
>>5055447
>AnCo
>Not good
Probably some of the most creative pop music of this decade. Nothing you can say about it can keep it from being great in my eyes.
>>5055455
Because the pitchfork writers are a bunch of assholes who have no clue what the fuck they are doing. Ian Cohen is a pretentious piece of shit with his head so far up his ass I'm sure he's gone half deaf from it by this point. Mumps, Etc. was a good album. Not at all deserving of the score it got.
1 hours later 5055519 Anonymous
>>5055490
Suicide = zero pone
1 hours later 5055522 Anonymous
>>5055497
Mine is smallest. Doubtless.
1 hours later 5055526 Anonymous
>>5055519
Unless you do it with bleach
1 hours later 5055528 Anonymous
>>5055448
Make some small talk with them during class. Build up some rapport, anon, it's not hard.
1 hours later 5055529 Anonymous
>>5055477
I already posted my dick on /mu/ not that long ago
1 hours later 5055539 Anonymous
>>5055479
>we will never get shoe on head
1 hours later 5055542 Anonymous
>>5055490
>try Generic Drug
>it's good for what ails ya
1 hours later 5055547 Anonymous
>>5055522
Mine is average sized, but it's got a brown spot on it.
Sets it apart from the crowd.
1 hours later 5055548 Anonymous
>>5055477
>tfw 19 and no one has ever seen your dick except for when you were like a toddler
1 hours later 5055555 Anonymous
I'd like to do some simple animation, but all I've got is Sai and Photoshop Elements.
Wat do?
1 hours later 5055557 Anonymous
>>5055484
>Do the exact same thing
>Three or four blue board 4chan screens
>They're all /v/
Why.
1 hours later 5055558 Anonymous
>>5055510
I just dislike all of the anco I've heard. I don't think it''s that it's 2pleb or 2deep4me, just don't care for the sound. They're clearly great musicians, but I don't like it.
1 hours later 5055565 Anonymous (DSC_0004803.png 911x683 811kB)
1 hours later 5055567 Anonymous
>>5055509
About what, quicksort? Truth be told, I find the algorithm itself much more interesting than the in-place implementation.
It's so fucking simple it's genius. Pick an element of the list, take everything bigger than it and put it on one side, then everything smaller and put it on the other side. Quicksort the two sides and you're done. The Haskell naive implementation is one of the few things I consider universally beautiful code.
1 hours later 5055571 Anonymous
>>5055539
Someone needs to throw money at her at a con to get that. Oh god I would cry tears of pure joy.
1 hours later 5055574 Anonymous
>>5055547
The bottom of my is somewhat concave.
1 hours later 5055577 Anonymous
>>5055557
>4chan in public
Oh jeez
1 hours later 5055578 Anonymous
>>5055555
>five fives
Make an animation for the game
1 hours later 5055584 Anonymous (1350117861849.png 662x647 276kB)
Would you give Titty Twist a titty twist?
1 hours later 5055586 Anonymous
>>5055555
>5 5's
SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Use flash.
1 hours later 5055587 Anonymous
>>5055571
>Next con
>She actually puts a shoe on her head
I'd jizz oceans
1 hours later 5055590 Anonymous
>>5055548
I'm older than you and same.
Except when I was twelve and someone yanked my shorts down at a pool party.
1 hours later 5055592 Anonymous
>>5055477
Mine kind of bends to the left. Also kind of lumpy.
1 hours later 5055594 Anonymous (1092861744-00.jpg 640x640 58kB)
I really am starting to hate this place
but I cannot leave
1 hours later 5055595 Anonymous
>>5055584
That's awfully mean.
Stealth groping is way better.
1 hours later 5055598 Anonymous (1341122314602.png 2332x2332 321kB)
>>5055555
Quints!
1 hours later 5055600 Anonymous
>>5055584
No.
I do like that DT and SS, though.
1 hours later 5055602 Anonymous
>>5055578
You mean sentenal's retarded meta mlpg game?
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
But no, I'm not asking for a topic, but technical advice in how to go about doing it.
1 hours later 5055605 Anonymous
>>5055584
I'd only give her a purple nurple if that's what she wanted.
1 hours later 5055610 Anonymous
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
1 hours later 5055612 Anonymous
>>5055602
Do you know animation?
1 hours later 5055616 Anonymous
>>5055602
I haven't heard of this.
But if you want to do frame-by-frame, try GIMP.
1 hours later 5055617 Anonymous
>>5055610
OH DANNY BOY
THE PIPES
THE PIPES ARE CALLING
1 hours later 5055620 Anonymous
>>5055539
>>5055571
>>5055587
What is the back story on this ?
1 hours later 5055623 Anonymous
>>5055558
Then at that point you just need to swallow your pride and realize not all of the things you don't like are "bad". Can be hard to do at first, but it helps you to provide more valid opinions.
1 hours later 5055626 Anonymous
>>5055586
I was thinking about pirating Flash, but all the torrent sites give intimidating installation/cracking instructions, and the comments are full of complaints.
I don't think I want to go through with that.
1 hours later 5055628 Anonymous
>>5055595
Where and when would you strike? Would you try to get under the sweater?
1 hours later 5055632 Anonymous
>>5055617
LEFT MY HOME IN NORFOLK VIRGINIA
CALIFORNIA ON MY MIND
1 hours later 5055633 Anonymous
i hooked up with a guy who said "you have literally a perfect dick"
and that made me really happy
1 hours later 5055637 Anonymous
>>5055548
Don't rush it
1 hours later 5055641 Anonymous
>>5055626
Well, you use another source. duh.
It's quite simple really.
1 hours later 5055642 Anonymous
>>5055548
Same and I'm almost 21
1 hours later 5055645 Anonymous
>>5055594
I'm right there with ya.
1 hours later 5055647 Anonymous
>>5055623
>realize not all of the things you don't like are "bad"
how great would /mu/ be if they all realized this?
1 hours later 5055648 Anonymous
>>5055602
>sentenal's
No, MLPG's
>retarded
I would think it would be a fun endeavor
>meta
What? How?
>mlpg game
Corect
1 hours later 5055649 Anonymous
>>5055612
No, nothing.
I know I can draw the frames in Sai and convert the layers to an animated gif in Photoshop. But I don't even know basics like how big I should make my canvas.
1 hours later 5055651 Anonymous
>>5055620
>he never participated in /b/ culture before graduating to blueboards
poor soul. You'll never be one of us.
1 hours later 5055658 Anonymous
>>5055548
Post it.
1 hours later 5055659 Anonymous
>>5055389
ok
can you teach me how recursion can be even used
i learnt about it and saw it in action, but i don't think i can ever think that far ahead to use it properly
1 hours later 5055661 Anonymous
>>5055602
>sentenal decides to gather people on Skype to organize the group
>The MLPG group project now becomes "sentenal's game"
Well, it can only spiral downwards from here
1 hours later 5055662 Anonymous
>>5055584
what is this guys tumblr?
1 hours later 5055665 Anonymous
>>5055626
That's what I did. It's super-easy. You just move and replace the cracked files into the directory of the trial version of Flash.
1 hours later 5055668 Anonymous
>>5055623
I want to swallow something else
1 hours later 5055670 Anonymous
>>5055633
cut or uncut?
1 hours later 5055672 Anonymous (1327312329638.png 1004x1155 107kB)
>>5055577
>Graphic design class
>Everyone working on a huge project
>Giant neckbeard brony sonicfag on computer
>Walk past
>He's actually browsing /v/
>During class
1 hours later 5055673 Anonymous
>>5055648
Fuck off, Sentenal
1 hours later 5055677 Anonymous (1343749513353.jpg 640x360 15kB)
>>5055633
Gonna need to get that peer reviewed
Post it
1 hours later 5055678 Anonymous
>>5055649
As big as you need it to be.
1 hours later 5055680 Anonymous (1350091178266.jpg 649x638 50kB)
>>5055548
>mfw I've given oral sex to multiple people and remained fully clothed every time
>no one has ever even touched my dick through my clothes
WHAT THE FUCK LIFE
1 hours later 5055687 Anonymous
>>5055661
He'd have awesome version control, you can't deny that.
1 hours later 5055694 Anonymous
>>5055678
If you make it too big you run into all sorts of problems
1 hours later 5055697 Anonymous
>>5055649
http://www.scribd.com/doc/5445343/the-animators-survival-kit-richard-williams
1 hours later 5055698 Anonymous
>>5055633
>that feel when your partner tells you just how sexy you are to them
I wish I knew it. ;_;
1 hours later 5055699 Anonymous
>>5055672
>go to uni
>lectures are recorded online, it's pretty much your own choice whether to turn up or not
>people browse facebook all lecture anyway
Why?
1 hours later 5055700 Anonymous
>>5055680
I'd reciprocate~
1 hours later 5055705 Anonymous
>>5055680
Just be happy someone would let you blow them
The only dick I've ever gotten my hands on was my cousin
1 hours later 5055706 Anonymous (Greentext.png 474x505 326kB)
>Palcomix
1 hours later 5055711 Anonymous
>>5055687
You're giving him way too much power and credit.
1 hours later 5055717 Anonymous
>>5055662
I think he's in the Who's Who
1 hours later 5055726 Anonymous
>>5055711
That guy is a good, he's perfect!
2 hours later 5055728 Anonymous
>You will never relax with Dash, sharing a red bull together as you watch tv
2 hours later 5055737 Anonymous
>>5055670
cut, surprisingly
2 hours later 5055740 Anonymous
>>5055706
pls no
2 hours later 5055744 Anonymous
>>5055699
>Browsing Facebook during class
>Everyone you know is in a college/university
>Either sleeping or in class
>Every post is "so bored, class sucks"
2 hours later 5055759 Anonymous
Be honest
How uncomfortable would you be If another MLPGer asked to sucked your dick at an MLPG meetup?
2 hours later 5055762 Anonymous
I thought MLPG was chill at nights.
or are people just hating ironically.
2 hours later 5055764 Anonymous (1349965240508.jpg 500x404 19kB)
>>5055705
BOTH OF THEM WERE MY COUSINS TOO
FUCKING FUCK
2 hours later 5055771 Anonymous
>>5055706
>Rectangular Snip
2 hours later 5055774 Anonymous
>>5055759
I'd be uncomfortable just being in an MLPG meetup
2 hours later 5055775 Anonymous
>>5055759
Very
2 hours later 5055780 Anonymous
>>5055759
Very comfortable
2 hours later 5055784 Anonymous
>>5055759
Very.
Seeing as how I'm not gay at all.
2 hours later 5055787 Anonymous
>>5055759
>someone talking to me
Slightly uncomfortable
>someone wanting to touch me
really uncomfortable
>someone wanting to touch my sexually
I'd have to leave the room
2 hours later 5055790 Anonymous
>>5055633
>>5055677
No, only a true connoiseur of cock can give us the objective results we seek.
Show it to Tara.
2 hours later 5055794 Anonymous
>>5055759
not really at all
unless they were like REALLY not my type
honestly I dont think it's too weird of a thing
it's honestly a really fun activity
even funner to do with friends, but still
2 hours later 5055795 Anonymous
>>5055759
Incredibly.
2 hours later 5055796 Anonymous
>>5055764
Oh man, I would fucking kill to have my cousins let me suck them off then laugh in my face if I asked for them to return the favor.
...okay, my cousins are actually nice enough people that I don't really want sexual weirdness with them, but still.
2 hours later 5055801 Anonymous
>>5055762
That's weekday nights
2 hours later 5055802 Anonymous
>>5055584
I would peel off her bra, grab them by the nipples, and gently shake them up and down.
2 hours later 5055814 Anonymous
>>5055759
Is said MLPGer a girl?
2 hours later 5055815 Anonymous
>>5055759
Hella uncomfortable
I'd try to hang on to my spaghetti long enough to say yes though
2 hours later 5055816 Anonymous
>>5055744
They can quit
2 hours later 5055821 Anonymous
>>5055659
I can try.
Recursion is basically defining something in terms of itself. So in order for it to not just keep spiraling on until stack overflow, you need some sort of terminating condition. Let's take the factorial function for example. If you're not familiar with it, that's where you take all the numbers from 1 to the target number and multiply them all together. It's represented in math by putting an exclamation point after the number.
So 5! = 5 * 4 * 3 * 2 * 1 and 3! = 3 * 2 * 1. The pattern is hopefully obvious. Also 1! = 1.
If you look closely, you'll also see that you can write it as 5! = 5 * 4!. So we can start our recursive factorial as:
fact(n)
return n * fact(n - 1)
But that'll keep going forever. We need a terminating clause.
2 hours later 5055829 Anonymous
>>5055697
That's going to tell me how to animate gifs, is it?
2 hours later 5055833 Anonymous
>>5055759
I'd feel uncomfortable knowing that an MLPG meetup is happening, let alone being there.
2 hours later 5055835 Anonymous
>>5055759
I'd be ultra uncomfortable, but inside I'd be screaming "demand that he let you suck him off afterward, preferably with him pulling your hair!"
2 hours later 5055837 Anonymous
>>5055584
i would put my face deep in her boobs and suffocate to death
2 hours later 5055838 Anonymous
>>5055829
Use GIMP.
2 hours later 5055841 Anonymous
>>5055759
A little
2 hours later 5055842 Anonymous (athing.png 463x344 178kB)
>>5055740
Don't like smelly things anon?
>>5055771
Yeah, wanna fight about it?
2 hours later 5055846 Anonymous
>>5055821
Why don't you use integrals?
2 hours later 5055849 Anonymous
>>5055744
I enjoy some of my classes that challenge me.
Some of my classes though I could pass without effort. If there weren't attendance requirements I'd just show up to take the final. They bore me but they're mandatory.
2 hours later 5055852 Anonymous (1323568063518.gif 598x590 124kB)
>>5055829
>not knowing how to animate gifs
2 hours later 5055861 Anonymous
>all these uncomfortable posts
Fuck, I guess I gotta do some detective work before I pop the question
2 hours later 5055867 Anonymous
>>5055829
No. It's a complete book.
2 hours later 5055869 Anonymous
>>5055790
>not just showing it to Braeburned
2 hours later 5055872 Anonymous
>>5055861
This is a very uncomfortable place, anon
2 hours later 5055873 Anonymous
>>5055849
>mandatory "learning skills class"
Fucking bullshit
Part of my tuition is going to a class on how to read a fucking textbook, or bullshit about memory.
2 hours later 5055875 Anonymous
>>5055852
>the video they're gif-ing
I lol'd
2 hours later 5055877 Anonymous
>>5055838
>tfw can't get GAP to decide video with GIMP 2.8 on Windows since the only GAP builds are ancient
I hear Virtualdub can dump video frames, but that gave me trouble too.
2 hours later 5055879 Anonymous
>>5055829
It's going to tell you how to animation, but not make gifs
2 hours later 5055880 Anonymous
>>5055821
Thankfully, factorial's got a nice easy one - if n is 1 then we can just return 1 and be done, right? So let's toss that in there:
fact(n)
if (n is 1) return 1
else return n * fact(n - 1)
And there you have it - a recursive factorial function. If you pass in a number greater than 1 it'll slowly reduce until you hit 1. Then that if will kick in and stop the infinite chain of recursion and you'll have your answer.
2 hours later 5055884 Anonymous
>>5055861
We should have coloured wrist bands
Black for don't approach
Blue for Hetero only
Red for Bi
Yellow for Homo only
2 hours later 5055891 Anonymous
>>5055842
POST THE FULL IMAGE YOU COWARD
IT'S SWEETIE TIME
2 hours later 5055897 Anonymous
>>5055861
just be moderately attractive and make small talk with them first and you're in
2 hours later 5055903 Anonymous (1330795861142.gif 250x283 1420kB)
2 hours later 5055905 Anonymous
I'm guessing rose is friends with smittyg?
2 hours later 5055906 Anonymous
>>5055884
>everyone wears blue bands because nobody's actually gay at all and just pretends for shitposting
This is the reality, deal with it.
2 hours later 5055907 Anonymous
>>5055884
What happens if I wear them all?
2 hours later 5055909 Anonymous
>>5055861
I probably wouldn't go to a con anyway
It would have to be really close, and I doubt there are enough people here.
2 hours later 5055911 Anonymous
>>5055884
Need a corollary band for the three colors to mean "I'm shy as fuck but I really want it. No means yes"
2 hours later 5055915 Anonymous
>>5055884
What color is "I'm going to act like I don't want you to approach me when really it's all I want"
2 hours later 5055918 Anonymous
>>5055759
I'd be uncomfortable until I hear a price that worked for me.
2 hours later 5055925 Anonymous
>>5055906
Speak for yourself, sperglord
2 hours later 5055926 Anonymous
>>5055884
>not rainbows for gay
Or would that be too cliche?
2 hours later 5055928 Anonymous
>>5055906
>im-fucking-plying
2 hours later 5055931 Braeburned
>>5055906
i dunno
im pretty fuckin gay
2 hours later 5055934 Anonymous
>>5055884
Secret codes like this scare me. I fear that at any time I might accidentally be wearing something that makes a bunch of gay people hit on me.
2 hours later 5055936 Anonymous
>>5055897
>"So uh how about that crazy weather we've been having lately"
>"Yeah it's been pretty wacky lately"
>"So can I suck your dick?"
2 hours later 5055939 Anonymous
>>5055802
But you can hardly cover one aureole in your palm. How are you going to grab her nipples?
2 hours later 5055942 Anonymous
>>5055926
Yellow is the gayest color.
2 hours later 5055947 Juice (1337784193813.jpg 574x741 190kB)
>>5055594
2 hours later 5055948 Anonymous (implying.png 537x715 387kB)
>>5055891
>Implying there's anything worth looking at here.
2 hours later 5055949 Anonymous
>>5055658
s-should I MLPG?
2 hours later 5055950 Anonymous
>>5055931
You're not really, though. A lot of us go through that phase
2 hours later 5055952 Anonymous
>>5055875
I've had that gif saved for more than 3 years and I rarely ever actually look at it because whenever I try to do anything creative, I end up stopping halfway through the planning stage because I've realised my idea is stupid.
I'm like the opposite of Ross
2 hours later 5055956 Anonymous
>>5055873
>taking art course
>actually learning a shit ton about painting with different media and life drawing and creating a usable portfolio
>fucking grammar class
what
2 hours later 5055959 Anonymous
>>5055837
>putting your face in
>not your dick
2 hours later 5055964 Anonymous
>>5055949
I would like to see your penis
2 hours later 5055969 Anonymous (1334687224697.jpg 200x200 8kB)
>>5055891
2 hours later 5055975 Anonymous
>>5055949
Do it.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it.
2 hours later 5055976 Anonymous
>>5055906
>Implying
Red band master race
2 hours later 5055980 Anonymous
>>5055906
I'm not into guys
I just want dicks in me
2 hours later 5055981 Braeburned
>>5055950
you
you sure about that
2 hours later 5055983 Anonymous
>>5055959
>not putting your dick in her nipple
2 hours later 5055984 Anonymous
>>5055949
Want.
2 hours later 5055991 Anonymous
Would you guy Beaeburned sexually?
2 hours later 5056003 Anonymous
>>5055906
Red all the way
2 hours later 5056004 Anonymous
>>5055991
I don't know what he looks like
But probably
2 hours later 5056006 Anonymous
>>5055991
No, because he's a bottom and I'm a bottom.
2 hours later 5056009 Anonymous (tumblr_mbv9eil5TR1qh7zxeo2_1280.png 600x835 664kB)
2 hours later 5056011 Anonymous
>>5055880
yeah i see that.
is it used anywhere outside of the factorial function though? i cant see a second practical use for it
2 hours later 5056016 Anonymous
>>5056006
So frot.
2 hours later 5056018 Anonymous
>>5055939
>big areola on big tits
Yiss
2 hours later 5056020 Anonymous
>>5056006
>implying you wouldn't enjoy kissing him while two other dudes made the pyramid
2 hours later 5056023 Anonymous
>>5056006
You could get a double dildo or something
2 hours later 5056024 Anonymous (tumblr_m9e6i9aYhT1rxfcpco1_500.jpg 373x640 61kB)
>>5056004
2 hours later 5056028 Anonymous
>>5055981
You'll straighten out some when you mature. But I'm not trying to act like it's a bad thing or anything. It's pretty fun
2 hours later 5056032 Anonymous
>>5055991
no
he seems too nice and happy for me
I'd get all paranoid
is it normal to be suspicious of really happy people
2 hours later 5056037 Anonymous (Andrea Libman 15.gif 265x467 1680kB)
>>5054843
I'm sorry
2 hours later 5056039 Anonymous
>>5055948
>implying there isn't
2 hours later 5056040 Anonymous
Is there some kind of correlation between MLPG and wanting to suck and fuck dicks?
2 hours later 5056041 Anonymous
>>5056009
PK is a nice colorist but dear god that anatomy....
2 hours later 5056043 Anonymous
>>5055991
Definitely.
2 hours later 5056048 Anonymous
>>5056028
Some people are gay, anon.
2 hours later 5056050 Anonymous
>>5056006
>>5056023
HopsxUmber when?
2 hours later 5056052 Juice (Every spliff I roll, I roll it biiiiiiiiiiig.png 514x393 42kB)
>>5053380
2 hours later 5056056 Anonymous
>>5056009
>that leg
2 hours later 5056057 Anonymous
>>5056037
Oh unf
2 hours later 5056060 Anonymous
>>5056040
It's a little girl's cartoon, anon.
2 hours later 5056061 Anonymous (TO1590686.jpg 390x390 37kB)
>>5056006
2 hours later 5056063 Anonymous
>>5055949
Ehh, we are pretty gay right now. Sure do it.
2 hours later 5056067 Anonymous
>>5055884
>wristbands
>not stamps on our middle fingers so we have to flip each other off to identify each other
2 hours later 5056072 Anonymous
>>5056009
Holy thunderflanks, Batman
2 hours later 5056079 Anonymous
>>5056040
Yes.
2 hours later 5056085 Anonymous
>>5056037
Goddommot Smile.
Control yourself.
2 hours later 5056086 Anonymous
>>5056067
>stamps
>not pretty little cock ribbons
2 hours later 5056089 Anonymous
>>5056024
I probably would but I don't think he'd me
2 hours later 5056094 Anonymous
>>5056037
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED
2 hours later 5056098 Anonymous
>>5056039
>Implying there's not just two pages, no nudity, and lots of smelly socks
2 hours later 5056100 Anonymous
>>5056009
>the anatomy
ewww
>the concept
Dear god unf I want to be twilight
2 hours later 5056102 Anonymous
>>5055948
Please tell me she ends up smelling Applejack's feet.
2 hours later 5056104 Anonymous
>>5055884
I feel like we should be wearing colored cockrings so we can identify our sexual orientation instead
2 hours later 5056105 Anonymous
>>5055884
>>5056067
Or you could do what everyone does and just use the universal handkerchief color code to display all of your fetishes
2 hours later 5056108 Anonymous
The problem with mlpg is that everyone wants to suck dick, but few people want their dick sucked....
2 hours later 5056112 Anonymous
>>5056086
>pretty little cock ribbons
unf
2 hours later 5056113 Juice
>>5056037
I really like her haircut
2 hours later 5056115 Anonymous (1320700580297.gif 300x304 188kB)
2 hours later 5056116 Anonymous (634636.png 522x336 266kB)
>>5056052
2 hours later 5056118 Anonymous
>>5056105
>handkerchief
I just assume everyone with handkerchiefs is gay
2 hours later 5056128 Anonymous
>>5056108
I don't want to suck real dicks.
Just cartoon candy horse dicks.
Real dicks are gross.
2 hours later 5056129 Anonymous
>>5056024
Oh man I just want to choke on his pubic hair while he holds the back of my head firmly, maybe even plugging my nose just for the added sensation of me gagging and gasping for air around his girth
2 hours later 5056131 Anonymous
>>5056108
I'd be a top. There's enough to go around.
2 hours later 5056132 Anonymous (sweatybelt.png 493x451 333kB)
2 hours later 5056134 Anonymous
>>5056118
I am not gay, anon.
2 hours later 5056137 Anonymous
>>5056108
I want my dick sucked.
Just not by a dude and preferably by a magical talking pony.
2 hours later 5056140 Anonymous (1350161394171.png 569x441 79kB)
>>5056085
No.
2 hours later 5056141 Anonymous
>>5056108
I'm straight, though, and there are no women who post here regularly.
And it would be fucking creepy if I wanted Rose or Jessy to do it, since I'm completely certain they'd want no part of that.
2 hours later 5056148 Anonymous
>>5056118
It is typically reserved for the gay scenes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code
2 hours later 5056149 Anonymous
>>5056116
Fuckin a, look at Nathan compared to the other two.
He looks like he's from a completely different show.
2 hours later 5056153 Anonymous
>>5056141
>not MT
she seems game for a lot more than most of the others.
2 hours later 5056154 Braeburned
>>5056129
um
thank
you
sorry clean shaven though haah
2 hours later 5056160 Anonymous
>>5056108
>MLPGcon
>10:00 in Room 1 -- "Slutty Mare Meet-and-Fuck"
>Everyone straps himself to a table
>No one left to fuck the slutty mares
>Slutty mares reduced to grinding and moaning in desperation
2 hours later 5056161 Anonymous
>>5056141
You could always force MT.
2 hours later 5056162 Anonymous
>>5056141
>not wanting angry, almost violent blowjobs from Goggles
2 hours later 5056170 Anonymous (82916 - artist-The_Weaver discorded flutterbitch fluttershy lesbian twilight_sparkle.png 503x487 59kB)
>>5056115
2 hours later 5056171 Anonymous
>>5056162
Oh god...
2 hours later 5056172 Anonymous
>>5056154
You have surpassing taste. Makes boxers et al more comfortable.
2 hours later 5056179 Anonymous
>>5056160
>Slutty mares reduced to grinding and moaning in desperation
>While still strapped to the tables
2 hours later 5056182 Anonymous
>>5056153
It would be rude to presuppose.
Besides, I haven't done anything to garner affection, so why should I even think of reaping the rewards of doing so?
2 hours later 5056184 Anonymous (wink-wink.gif 640x360 536kB)
>>5056134
suuuuuuuuuuure
2 hours later 5056187 Anonymous
>>5056141
>Reu would only fuck you if you partake in her ants fetish
2 hours later 5056189 Anonymous
>>5056160
Let me tell you: If they were slutty mares, I'd give them each a turn.
But if they were human males, I'm gone.
2 hours later 5056190 Anonymous
>>5056153
I would not be surprised, to tell the truth.
2 hours later 5056193 Anonymous
>>5056153
I'm sure MT would do it. She draws porn, she's a nasty freak and she'd want it haaard.
and she's black.
and she's BBW.
and she's cute.
MOTHER-FUCKING-UNF
2 hours later 5056197 Anonymous
>>5056189
I could pretend
2 hours later 5056207 Anonymous
>>5056187
she also likes jelly a lot
2 hours later 5056209 Anonymous
>>5056085
That wasn't smile. if it was he would be posting with his trip on. Plus he wouldn't even post something like that.
2 hours later 5056210 Anonymous
>>5056189
>But if they were human males, I'm gone.
It's MLPGcon, anonymous.
How many colorful talking cartoon slut ponies would be in attendance?
2 hours later 5056218 Anonymous
>>5056148
they really are remarkably organised, aren't they?
2 hours later 5056220 Anonymous
>>5056187
Or jelly
I could do jelly
2 hours later 5056230 Juice
>>5056153
She'd probably be too cute to talk to.
You'd all be too cute to talk to.
2 hours later 5056231 Anonymous
>>5056210
Well....
Where else would they be if not MLPG con?
2 hours later 5056232 Anonymous
>>5056209
Nah, it's him and, besides, Smile hasn't used his trip in days.
2 hours later 5056240 Anonymous (1346137181523.jpg 242x208 6kB)
>>5056193
>everything about that post
I feel like creepy now
2 hours later 5056245 Anonymous
>>5056154
You look like a fratbro in the picture, too. I can just imagine you insisting you're not gay because you're not touching my dick, chugging a beer while I suck you off in the bathroom during the party. You'd carefully exit after blowing your load, telling me to clean myself up and to wait a bit before leaving, to make sure nobody connects me with you
oh god this is bad I'm sorry about non-consensually fetishing a real person who is actually here.
2 hours later 5056251 Anonymous
>>5056193
>she's a nigger
nty
2 hours later 5056261 Anonymous
Would you a human-to-equine transpony?
2 hours later 5056266 Anonymous
>>5056232
I don't believe or trust that. I need actual proof. there are lots of imposters around lately.
2 hours later 5056269 Anonymous
>>5056251
She's african-american, there's a difference.
2 hours later 5056271 Anonymous
>>5055949
come on, how long does it take to snap a picture of your dick?
2 hours later 5056272 Anonymous
>>5056251
I wonder how many posts like this are sincerely racist and which are just trying to fit in on 4chan
2 hours later 5056277 Anonymous
>>5056261
I'd really like to be a pony in Equestria.
2 hours later 5056284 Anonymous (transition.jpg 640x362 76kB)
>>5056261
Why the hell not?
2 hours later 5056285 Anonymous
>>5056209
Smile uses his trip to post the marker.
The rest of the time he's anonymously posting Pinkie and Andrea Libman pictures and >feels
2 hours later 5056288 Anonymous
>>5056272
I don't like niggers.
I avoid them, usually.
Does that make me racist?
2 hours later 5056294 Anonymous
>>5056261
Yes, I would. I'd make her feel like a natural mare.
2 hours later 5056296 Anonymous (1331124108156.png 442x423 187kB)
>>5056251
>she's a nigger
There a problem with that, shitbird?
2 hours later 5056299 Anonymous
>>5056245
it's uh
cool i guess!
i'm pretty chill when it comes to sex; so's my boyfriend. we live a couple hours away, and i've had fun with others (he had fun with us too once that was fun)
ie sex is really just more of a "fun activity" than most people percieve it as
2 hours later 5056301 Anonymous
http://i.imgur.com/zhUN3.jpg
2 hours later 5056302 Anonymous
>>5056266
You know Smile is not that easy, right?
2 hours later 5056306 Anonymous
>>5056285
>Smile uses his trip to post the marker.
but why.
2 hours later 5056312 Anonymous
>>5056277
Me too, but I'm asking to see if I would still be able to get human companionship once I've become the slutty mare
2 hours later 5056314 Anonymous
>>5056269
I thought she was English.
2 hours later 5056316 Anonymous
>>5055949
If you're scared, remember that people won't save it because you don't have a name (unless it's really beautiful and we all want to suck it), and nobody is going to say "hey I know that guy" based on some thigh and lower chest.
2 hours later 5056317 Anonymous
>>5056301
Did you stick a rod in your dick?
2 hours later 5056321 Anonymous
>>5056285
>Smile uses his trip to post the marker.
He hasnt't marked a thread in days.
2 hours later 5056323 Anonymous
>>5056288
Yes, yes that does, that's the definition of racism.
2 hours later 5056324 Anonymous
>>5056302
no, i don't know anything about him.
>>5056301
meaty cock
2 hours later 5056326 Anonymous
>>5056301
>sounding
OH BOY HERE WE GO
2 hours later 5056328 Anonymous
>>5056301
THAT IS SUCH UNFORTUNATE JUXTAPOSITION
2 hours later 5056330 Anonymous
>>5056296
Yeah, as a matter of the fact, there is a problem.
2 hours later 5056331 Anonymous
>>5056301
wow that's fuckin' pathetic
2 hours later 5056333 Anonymous
>>5056299
...huh. First time I've run across someone else that cavalier about sex.
2 hours later 5056335 Anonymous
>>5056312
You'll have me, anon. If no one else.
2 hours later 5056338 Anonymous
>>5056317
yes
2 hours later 5056339 Anonymous
>>5056296
The first time I heard Rainbow Dash talk in s01e01, I thought she had a black VA
2 hours later 5056345 Anonymous
>>5056301
Is that like a 4mm needle?
That's pretty casual
2 hours later 5056347 Anonymous
>>5056301
post the whole cock you doofus
2 hours later 5056354 Anonymous
Smile pls stram
2 hours later 5056357 Anonymous
>>5056314
>Based Black Anglos
2 hours later 5056358 Anonymous
>>5056312
That depends, do you have a womb?
2 hours later 5056361 Anonymous
>>5056333
i really wish more people were!
2 hours later 5056366 Anonymous
>>5056324
actually I'm barely hard in that picture
by the time I got the camera and everything I'd softened up
2 hours later 5056370 Juice
>>5056301
there appears to be something wrong with your starbucks drink
2 hours later 5056381 Anonymous
OK MLPG, pick a pony
Got one? Good
You have the choice ot go to Equestria. Make friends, have fun, the whole nine yards. Just as you wanted it
But to do so, the pony you choose is replace by you. Completely. You are put in their body, live their live, smother her consciousness forever. Do you do it?
2 hours later 5056382 Anonymous
>>5056361
People are way uptight. Trust between the parties involved is important, as is safety, but we have all the stuff to make that easy to manage. Sex is just adult fun.
2 hours later 5056387 Anonymous
>>5056345
it's a 3.5mm actually
I'm not at my place so I don't have my stuff
2 hours later 5056388 Anonymous
>>5056314
There is still a difference between black people and niggers.
Niggers are blights on society and don't act like anything other than thugs or "gangstas" whereas black people actually act like people.
2 hours later 5056393 Anonymous
>>5056361
I'm sorry I relate sex with romance and love
Guess I'm an uptight conservative prude
2 hours later 5056400 Anonymous (1329727288039.png 344x316 55kB)
>>5056381
No fucking way
2 hours later 5056402 Anonymous
>>5056301
Disgusting
You can barely see it, come on.
2 hours later 5056403 Anonymous
>>5056381
Heaven's no.
2 hours later 5056406 Anonymous
>>5056339
You thought she was played by Cree Summer, didn't you, anon?
I thought the same damn thing
2 hours later 5056409 Anonymous
>>5056381
...can we share the body instead, so I get to experience everything and we have to agree on what actions we take and stuff?
2 hours later 5056410 Anonymous
>>5056381
>I get to be Soarin
Fuck. Yes.
2 hours later 5056412 Anonymous
>>5056301
you should have written NO LOVE DEEP WEB on it
2 hours later 5056416 Anonymous
>>5056381
Nope
2 hours later 5056418 Anonymous
>>5056381
Do I have to dominate her? Can't we just be pals in her head?
2 hours later 5056420 Anonymous
>>5056388
Obama is a black person and Herman Cain is a nigger.
2 hours later 5056423 Anonymous
>>5056381
yes because ponies isn't real
2 hours later 5056424 Anonymous
>>5056409
We already do that.
2 hours later 5056426 Anonymous
>>5056393
no no, you can still be super intimate
you don't have to "love" the person, but theres a lot to be said in showing passion and pleasure and truly appreciating another persons presence
2 hours later 5056429 Anonymous (Celestia is a pretty horse.jpg 900x675 100kB)
>>5056381
Shit, I can't handle the responsibility
I should have chosen the Jelly pony
I think I could live with that
2 hours later 5056430 Anonymous
>>5056381
>wary of these sorts of posts
>pick Blueblood because maybe something bad will happen to him.
Yes Yes YES.
Not only do I replace that faggot, but I get to be a prince and I can make amends with Rarity.
2 hours later 5056444 Anonymous
>>5056393
You don't have to is the point. As long as you trust the person you're foolin' with it can be safe and fun for you both. Romance is something different entirely, and definitely more special...
2 hours later 5056446 Anonymous
>>5056426
I literally have no clue what the fuck you're saying
2 hours later 5056448 Anonymous
>>5056381
>"Wow, Junebug really started putting out recently."
2 hours later 5056450 Anonymous
>>5056011
Still here, had to take some time to respond in the dead horse.
Quicksort is another classic recursion candidate, but something more mundane is probably better.
Let's say you want to write a function that copies an entire directory from point A to point B. Copying all the files is straightforward - just enumerate all the files in the directory and call the right library function to copy them. But what happens when we get to the directories? We'd need to iterate over those and copy all their files over too, right? And if those directories have subdirectories? And those subdirectories had subdirectories? It could go on for quite a while and having a maximum copy depth is pretty lame.
Instead, we can use recursion to save the day. The algorithm looks like this:
copyDirectory(src, dest)
- for each file in src
- - copy src to dest
- for each dir in src
- - copyDirectory(dir, dest + dir)
The terminating clause here is a little hidden - it's when a directory contains no subdirectories.
2 hours later 5056453 Anonymous (1323754669618.jpg 805x673 91kB)
>>5056381
No way Jose.
I mean what's the point of going if I don't get to hear a story from Cheerilee?
2 hours later 5056456 Anonymous
>>5056251
Every single human was once black
2 hours later 5056458 Anonymous
>>5056430
>make amends with Rarity.
>not coerce her into a sexual relationship on the premise of landing the contract to provide dresses to all the mares of the court
2 hours later 5056460 Anonymous
>>5056381
But I'm not actually that pony. It feels like I would live my entire life just trying to keep up the impressions that I'm not some sort of doppelganger.
Oh, and I guess that would constitute murder or something. Whatever.
2 hours later 5056466 Anonymous
>>5056354
I was thinking of watching some S1 episodes tomorrow, I'll probably synchtube it in some hours.
2 hours later 5056467 FlyingSaucer (junebug.png 369x424 138kB)
>>5056448
You monster
2 hours later 5056474 Anonymous
>>5056444
>>5056426
I cannot even comprehend the idea of casual sex
it just doesn't work in my head
I'm such a faggot virgin it's not even funny
2 hours later 5056476 Anonymous
>>5056381
>Replace Berry Punch
>Continue drinking
Feels John Goodman
2 hours later 5056483 Anonymous
>>5056444
>>5056426
Seriously, what are you two going on about?
I said I relate sex with romance and love
Your opinions matter to me fucking none
I'm sick of hearing people act like casual sex is objectively better
2 hours later 5056488 Anonymous
>>5056466
That sounds >fun.
2 hours later 5056489 Anonymous
>>5056381
Yes. I would love it.
2 hours later 5056497 Anonymous
>>5056474
I JUST WANT TO FUCK/GET FUCKED
IS IT TO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
2 hours later 5056501 Anonymous
>>5056483
It's not better, just another possibility. Sorry if I was pressin' the issue too much.
2 hours later 5056506 Anonymous
>>5056381
>you can go to Equestria
>but you must harm a pony in some way to do it
>implying I could live with myself knowing I made that choice
2 hours later 5056512 Anonymous
>>5056474
well from what I've had, it's not totally "casual"
every act I've done has been with someone i know VERY well, and have for a while, so when we hooked up we were super chill and just had fun, like anything else we'd do as friends
2 hours later 5056513 Anonymous
>>5056466
I don't get you. Are you shy, nervous, angry, spiteful, wise, have a grand plan you're following? You're not open, and yet you are.
I'm at a lose of words to you.
2 hours later 5056517 Anonymous
>>5056483
I'm afraid I'll have sex with somebody and then become attached to them when they really only wanted a casual fuck.
2 hours later 5056525 Anonymous
>>5056467
Do you want to know what else I'd be doing with her body?
2 hours later 5056533 Anonymous
>>5056474
>That feel
I mean, I kind of understand the appeal, but without the emotional connection it just doesn't work for me.
I guess I am a faggot virgin too.
2 hours later 5056536 Anonymous
>>5056513
He's just an Anonymous poster like you.
2 hours later 5056537 Juice
>>5056381
no i want to go to pokemon world
2 hours later 5056540 Anonymous
>>5056517
Sometimes you get hurt, man. Y'heal, with time. Best to just take those risks and pick yourself up when you fall.
2 hours later 5056548 Anonymous
>>5055706
>>5055842
>>5055948
>>5056098
Could somebody at least link me to this. Might be good for a laugh.
2 hours later 5056551 Anonymous
>>5056533
Sometimes it's fun just to give and receive pleasure, removed from all the trappings we normally attach to that sort of fun as a society.
2 hours later 5056566 Anonymous
>>5056456
So?
I wouldn't care if a black person made itself white.
He wouldn't be a nigger no more.
He would look better.
2 hours later 5056568 Anonymous
>>5056551
mhmm
2 hours later 5056574 Anonymous
>>5056536
Oh, so he's following a wise grand plan then?
I know how it feels to post as an "Anonymous poster" (I have been one for a long time) and I know it doesn't add up to much in the long run.
2 hours later 5056592 Anonymous
>>5056533
I want an emotional connection more than I want sex. Oh god, I just want to feel like I'm important to someone. I need to go to bed. I was sitting in my bathtub with a razor and was going to kill myself ten minutes ago, but I chickened out before I cut deep enough.
2 hours later 5056595 Anonymous (Africans-35.jpg 350x437 22kB)
>>5056566
you sure about that?
2 hours later 5056605 Anonymous
>>5056592
Anon pls seek help
2 hours later 5056606 Anonymous
>>5056595
that's a cute pony
2 hours later 5056607 Anonymous
Guys I just can't relate sex with love.
Sex kills the love.
I guess I just like asexual love.
2 hours later 5056609 Anonymous
>>5056540
Oh, I know. I've been hurt before.
2 hours later 5056611 Anonymous
>>5056592
Hang in there, Anon
2 hours later 5056613 Anonymous
does anybody have a drawing request ?
2 hours later 5056619 Anonymous
>>5056595
He looks ugly, but he looks way better.
2 hours later 5056620 Anonymous
>>5056592
I want an unreciprocated emotional connection, thinking of him as vastly important in my life while he thinks of me as disposable, and all the relationship exploitation that goes with that.
2 hours later 5056622 Anonymous
>>5056613
Twirity.
2 hours later 5056623 Anonymous
>>5056613
AJ splitting a pile of apples with a karate chop.
2 hours later 5056625 Anonymous
>>5056613
massive coltboners shredding their panties
2 hours later 5056626 Anonymous
>>5056613
Twilight in a massive bookfort
2 hours later 5056627 Juice
>>5056613
Applejack eating a bowl of cereal with blueberries
2 hours later 5056629 Anonymous
>>5056592
then dont worry about sex! focus on friends, on buds, building small relationships with people, that someday might grow~
2 hours later 5056634 Anonymous
>>5056540
This is something else I've never been able to understand.
The best analogy I can think of for how I view relationships is like lighting firecrackers and then throwing them. It's fun until one goes on 2 feet away from your face, then you stop because it's dangerous.
I tried once and it hurt so much for so long than any good memories I had have been washed out entirely.
2 hours later 5056635 Anonymous
>>5056592
Please seek out assistance, and people
To find a person, you must first find people
2 hours later 5056636 Anonymous
>>5056613
pinkie pie screaming
2 hours later 5056644 Anonymous
>>5056625
Second
2 hours later 5056647 Anonymous
>>5056636
Why would Pinkie be screaming?
2 hours later 5056648 Anonymous
>>5056613
Twirity with a jealous third party of your choosing.
2 hours later 5056650 Anonymous
Would anyone be interested in a stream of My Little Pony: The Movie?
2 hours later 5056653 Anonymous
>>5056635
that is put so fucking well
2 hours later 5056658 Anonymous
>>5056623
wouldn't that just be applejack kicking over a pile of apples?
2 hours later 5056659 Anonymous
>>5056625
>Read as
>Massive collarbones shredding the panties
2 hours later 5056660 Anonymous
>>5056647
Sometimes it's fun to be scared
2 hours later 5056664 Anonymous
>>5056647
Why not?
2 hours later 5056667 Juice
>>5056647
because she's on a fun roller coaster and it's the only way she can adequately express her feelings
2 hours later 5056670 Anonymous
>>5056648
oh oh! The bull moose party!
2 hours later 5056680 Anonymous
>>5056622
Seconding this
2 hours later 5056681 Anonymous
>>5056653
Precision in language is my primary schtick
2 hours later 5056683 Anonymous
>>5056650
Which one? If it's the shitty one, I'm in.
2 hours later 5056691 Anonymous
>>5056592
http://www.suicidehotlines.com/
Don't do it
2 hours later 5056692 Anonymous
>>5056658
Naw, it would be like those Iron Fist things that martial artists do with stacked slabs.
Only with apples and a pony.
2 hours later 5056698 Anonymous
>>5056680
You're thirding you stupid motherfucker. Pay attention.
2 hours later 5056702 Anonymous
>>5056650
I would
2 hours later 5056703 Anonymous (129880410727-1292340132482.png 1301x1821 260kB)
>>5056650
Goodness no!
There's like witches and shit right at the beginning.
I can only imagine it getting spookier from there.
2 hours later 5056705 Anonymous
>>5056670
>Equestria's analogue to Teddy Roosevelt was a Bull Moose.
Even a slight nod to this - a portrait in the background of an episode - would make me squeal like a little girl.
2 hours later 5056708 Anonymous
>>5056613
Octavia and Vinyl Scratch chumming it up, both are heavily pregnant.
2 hours later 5056710 Anonymous
>>5056659
Me too
2 hours later 5056711 Anonymous
>>5056691
That web design makes me want to kill myself.
2 hours later 5056714 Anonymous
well in any case I saved the gif 'smile' made.
Some tripfags just have the idea in their heads they can change nature itself with how they post. Sad.
2 hours later 5056722 Anonymous
>>5056683
The one from 86 with the Smooze!
2 hours later 5056726 Anonymous
>>5056450
If you're still here, a good tip for knowing when recursion might be handy is if the input and output of your function (or a part of your function!) has a similar domain. For example, in the factorial example the function outputs an integer and accepts an integer as input. And in the file copy one the value in the copying directories part of the function is the same sort of value as the first input to the copyDirectory function.
If that makes any sense at all.
2 hours later 5056727 Anonymous (merry_go_round_by_purplekecleon-d5hubt4.png 600x853 719kB)
2 hours later 5056730 Anonymous
>>5056705
>Analogue to a president
>In a monarchy
U wot m8
2 hours later 5056735 Anonymous
>>5056650
>>5056722
I've never actually seen that, and I need to kill an hour or 3 until my roommate fucks off so I can fap
I'd be up for it
2 hours later 5056739 Anonymous
>>5056722
Aw yiss, I remember drinking myself half to death watching it.
2 hours later 5056745 Anonymous
>>5056711
Goddammit anon, I chuckled
2 hours later 5056752 Anonymous
>>5056691
Why is preventing suicide such a big thing nowadays? I don't get it
Getting to the point where you're so beaten and forsaken that you want to end your own life is such a painful path that someone has to go down.
What does it matter how they choose to end their suffering?
2 hours later 5056770 Anonymous
>>5056752
Because sometimes suicidal people are worth saving?
2 hours later 5056771 Anonymous
>>5056752
Because many people are stupid and their problems able to be worked over with help.
2 hours later 5056777 Anonymous
>>5056752
>how
no
>whether
yes
2 hours later 5056778 Anonymous
>>5056730
He was a politician before he was a president.
And he was an adventurer before then. And he was always a badass motherfucker.
>Teddy Moosevelt is known for crossing rivers without a boat, climbing mountains without rope or guides, trekking through jungles, and pummelling large animals into submission
2 hours later 5056781 Anonymous
>>5056752
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFcyFq3oqv4
2 hours later 5056782 Anonymous
>>5055964
>>5055975
>>5055984
>>5056063
>>5056271
>>5056316
s-sorry it took so long, I got distracted...
I'm gonna delete it in a couple minutes, please don't save it ;_;
2 hours later 5056784 Anonymous
>>5056752
financially, it's a dick move. it's going to cost a lot of people money to clean up your mess when you kill yourself
2 hours later 5056792 Anonymous
>>5056782
NOT FUCKING BAD!
Unless you have small hands.
2 hours later 5056799 Anonymous (1350063208653.jpg 1000x800 124kB)
Why is she so perfect?
2 hours later 5056800 Anonymous
>>5056770
No, saving people is not worth it anon.
World is overpopulated, it will benefit us all if you kill self.
Most "useful" aka worth saving people, aren't suicidal.
2 hours later 5056802 Anonymous
>>5056782
nice penis, 8/10, would suck
2 hours later 5056807 Anonymous (pretty panka.jpg 2313x2159 887kB)
>>5053380
Panka pls
2 hours later 5056809 Anonymous (Ive+_779421b45aae9d3fecf9b5b292b8bc8c.jpg 704x640 58kB)
>>5056727
so who is going to buy it?
http://www.doujinpress.com/products/81555~merry-go-round-purplekecleon-pony-artbook/
someone ask Kevinsano if it's worth it
2 hours later 5056813 Anonymous
>>5056784
That's a terrible reason.
"Hey, buddy, keep having a shitty life so I don't have to pay a bunch of money to get your brains scraped off the wall, okay?:
2 hours later 5056817 Anonymous
>>5056782
>No timestamp
I guess
2 hours later 5056827 Anonymous
>>5056752
It's a foolish thing to do. You can almost always improve your life in the long term, that potential is worth saving.
2 hours later 5056828 Anonymous
>>5056799
She can't say "No" with a fish in her mouth.
2 hours later 5056829 Anonymous
>>5055584
>>5055584
Oh, that's Rossv2
Hi, fatmaster!
2 hours later 5056835 Anonymous
>>5056809
i already did
mostly because PK is a huge inspiration to me art wise and it's about time I supported his endeavors
2 hours later 5056838 Anonymous
>>5056770
They wouldn't need to be saved if the people who supposedly care about them didn't let them fall that far in the first place
2 hours later 5056839 Anonymous
>>5056800
>>>/e/
>>>/d/
>>>/g/
>>>/y/
2 hours later 5056844 Anonymous
>>5056807
>age 6
Dooks you shouldnt be here.
2 hours later 5056848 Anonymous
>>5056813
and it's selfish as shit to leave your friends, family, loved ones with thousands upon thousands of dollars just to stick you 6 feet under dirt in an overpriced box. that money could better be served in HELPING you.
2 hours later 5056849 Anonymous
>>5056799
She eats whole fish and doesn't afraid of anything?
2 hours later 5056854 Anonymous
>>5056838
>I'll kill myself! That'll show them!
2 hours later 5056860 Anonymous
>>5056829
Hello, Ross.
2 hours later 5056863 Anonymous
>>5056782
I'm feeling a decent to strong 8 on this cock
I could give it a light 9 if you trimmed a little more on the ginger pubes
2 hours later 5056864 Anonymous
>>5056835
>his
2 hours later 5056866 Anonymous
>>5056838
>it's completely the fault of the people around them for their suicide
that shit ain't logical
2 hours later 5056872 Anonymous
>>5056829
But we like that guy.
2 hours later 5056877 Anonymous
>>5056799
I like the idea of Trixie as a dirty angry arrogant hobo who is that way because she's such a fucking bitch.
2 hours later 5056884 Anonymous
>>5056872
Stop speaking for the whole MLPG, faggot.
Fucking 4chan emissary.
2 hours later 5056892 Anonymous
>>5056866
If you see someone hanging off the edge a cliff and you don't help them up, don't be surprised when they can't hold their grip anymore
2 hours later 5056894 Anonymous
>>5055584
Only if she asked first
2 hours later 5056897 Anonymous
>>5056866
Isn't logical?
Well, guess what, main reason of suicides it's thinking no one cares about them aka attention whoring. (And the truth is that no one cares either, so the circle is complete.)
2 hours later 5056901 Anonymous
>>5056864
oops yeah her, my bad
i knew that
reflex
2 hours later 5056906 Anonymous
So are there any good Twirity fap/fanfics?
2 hours later 5056910 Anonymous
>>5056884
I like that guy
And he likes that guy
So there are at least two of us
2 hours later 5056912 Anonymous
>>5056848
They just don't care.
2 hours later 5056914 Anonymous (1350090707188.png 271x230 48kB)
>>5056792
>>5056802
>>5056863
th-thanks MLPG. You guys are officially the first people to see my dick.
2 hours later 5056915 Anonymous
>>5056782
>please don't save it ;_;
Too late. I did warn that if you actually had a good cock we were gonna.
2 hours later 5056917 Anonymous
>>5056884
I also like that guy
2 hours later 5056922 Anonymous
>>5056906
Well...not really.
There aren't that many either so...
2 hours later 5056923 Anonymous
>>5056892
>implying people don't just try to help people
that's why I'm an advocate against suicide, to simply imply or think that everyone doesn't care is rooted within the problem and the depression that causes them to kill themselves in the first place. it's nearly a never ending cycle, and when you do try to help, it might not go noticed or always work.
2 hours later 5056924 Anonymous
>>5056892
If you fall off a cliff and don't yell for help then you shouldn't be surprised when you're falling alone
2 hours later 5056926 Anonymous (fluttershy sleeping PS.png 2076x1000 607kB)
>>5056844
But it's nice here
2 hours later 5056930 Anonymous
>>5056906
No.
2 hours later 5056936 Anonymous
>>5056915
>>5056914
>>5056154
>no timestamp
>Brae says he's clean-shaven
SEEMS LEGIT
2 hours later 5056938 Anonymous
>>5056915
Can you repost it? I missed it.
2 hours later 5056940 Anonymous
>>5056914
You should show it to Tara.
2 hours later 5056947 Anonymous
>>5056923
>when you try to help.
>it goes unnoticed
;_;
2 hours later 5056955 Anonymous
>>5056936
He was talking about his dick
Although I don't know if thats actually him or not
2 hours later 5056959 Anonymous
>>5056906
Fap/"clop"fics I don't know, but there was this short fic I read that was read sometime ago that was cute as fuck but I forgot the name.
2 hours later 5056960 Anonymous
>>5056924
Not everybody has people to help them. I know I don't.
This is reality not the pony cartoon.
2 hours later 5056962 Anonymous
>>5056936
That's not Braeburn you arsewipe
2 hours later 5056970 Anonymous
>>5056960
you have us, anon. believe it or not, 4chan ain't full of monsters
2 hours later 5056971 Anonymous
>>5056962
Had me fooled.
Either way, take that shit to /soc/.
2 hours later 5056972 Anonymous
>>5056924
Sometimes people get lost off the trail and no one can hear them when they scream
2 hours later 5056973 Anonymous
>>5056955
I'm pretty sure we're not the first people to ever see braeburned's dick
he does claim to actually have had gay sex
2 hours later 5056975 Anonymous
>>5056936
>person posting dick claims nobody's seen it before
So uh I'm pretty sure that was never supposed to be braeburned cock, cause I'd be very surprised if nobody's seen his.
2 hours later 5056976 Anonymous
>>5056936
I'm not Braeburned, I'm just anon.
Funnily enough though, I think I was fapping to Braeburned to get it up.
2 hours later 5056980 Anonymous
>>5056910
>>5056917
>not a samefag
i really don't care what and who you like but stop samefagging and using >"we"
2 hours later 5056988 Anonymous (1350193900816 - Copy.png 1200x675 1164kB)
>>5056938
>Can you repost it? I missed it.
>>5056936
It's not brae.
2 hours later 5056989 Anonymous
>>5056960
And that's why the suicide hotlines and whatever exist.
Because they want to be those people that can help you.
2 hours later 5056995 Anonymous
>>5056976
Either way, take it to >>>/soc/ if you wanna show off your dick. That's what it's there for.
2 hours later 5056999 Anonymous
>>5056906
Good? Objectively? I dunno. But I've been reading this one, but it's daaw worthy
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/44792/Damn-it,-Twilight,-I-love-you!
2 hours later 5057004 Anonymous
>>5056914
you should have written NO LOVE DEEP WEB on it so that we know it was legit
2 hours later 5057011 Anonymous (one of them is a ropewolf.gif 480x270 2879kB)
>>5056972
Yes, but they shouldn't have been hiking alone in the first place
and this metaphor silly and this conversation is off the rails
2 hours later 5057016 Anonymous
>>5056809
I'm tempted
2 hours later 5057017 Anonymous
>>5056999
Thanks for that, will read.
2 hours later 5057020 Anonymous
>>5056988
unf.
2 hours later 5057022 Anonymous
>>5056922
How many are there anyway?
We have that Friendship is fucking or whatever the first fapfic was called, The one from TAW, The sinners and the saints form Holla Jolla or however his name was written
And that's all I know
2 hours later 5057025 Anonymous
>>5057011
>and this metaphor silly and this conversation is off the rails
I was having fun with it, though
2 hours later 5057029 Anonymous
>>5057011
I still can't believe I've never read/seen anythinb about those raping her.
3 hours later 5057039 Anonymous
I'm drinking alcohol because ponies make it look fun
3 hours later 5057041 Anonymous
So how did the game meeting go?
3 hours later 5057045 Braeburned
you guys really think I'd post my dick up
3 hours later 5057049 Anonymous
>>5057029
I still can't believe there's still any story of all the villains raping MMDW
3 hours later 5057051 Anonymous
>>5057045
No, but I wish you would
3 hours later 5057054 Anonymous
>>5057045
no, but could you maybe draw a self portrait of it?
3 hours later 5057055 Anonymous
>>5057029
Let's keep it that way.
3 hours later 5057056 Anonymous
>>5057045
I want you to, at least
3 hours later 5057057 Juice
>>5057039
But the ponies never drink alcohol. I call bullshit.
3 hours later 5057066 Anonymous
>>5057045
Considering how much attention it would get you, yeah, I am
3 hours later 5057069 Braeburned
>>5057051
>>5057056
i'd probably just get equivilant "not bads"
3 hours later 5057077 Anonymous
>you will never watch NurdRage or MinutePhysics with Twilight
3 hours later 5057083 Anonymous
>>5057069
You should draw on your dick, then post it
3 hours later 5057087 Anonymous
>>5057045
Glad you didn't, shows you have standards.
3 hours later 5057090 Anonymous
>>5057069
post your gaping butt instead then
3 hours later 5057091 Anonymous
>>5057045
>Brae has joined MLPG
>topic shifts over to you and your dick
>now we have anons posting their dicks.
Yeah, actually, I can see you doing that, no offense.
3 hours later 5057103 Anonymous
>>5057049
>Dash hires them to get rid of the MMDW
>They follow the MMDW to Rarity's boutique
>4 MMDW and Rarity
>Eh close enough
>rape
I'd read it
3 hours later 5057105 Corwin
Alright, draw requests pls.
I'm just going to use my mouse, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with that tablet. I'll have to figure something out.
3 hours later 5057108 Braeburned
>>5057087
he's right i have STANDARDS
i'll let everyone else do the dick posting for me
3 hours later 5057111 Anonymous
>>5057105
draw me an applejack being cute, please
3 hours later 5057113 Anonymous
>>5057105
The only way you're going to get better with the tablet is if you practice with it.
3 hours later 5057121 Corwin
>>5057113
Yeah, but I don't need to post all of my shitty practice.
3 hours later 5057127 Anonymous
>>5057105
Junebug cum inflation
3 hours later 5057129 Anonymous
>>5057105
Use the damn tablet, Corwin.
3 hours later 5057131 Anonymous
>>5057103
>>5057049
>>5057029
What's with you guys and rape
3 hours later 5057133 Anonymous
>>5057105
draw Mousity drinking from a glass of wine and eating crackers
3 hours later 5057134 Anonymous (1349540785400.png 562x365 45kB)
STOP POSTING DICKS AND START POSTING PONIES YOU FUCKS.
3 hours later 5057135 Anonymous (1275064506895.jpg 306x245 14kB)
>Last updated: 3 days ago
3 hours later 5057141 Anonymous
>>5057105
Rainbow Dash secretly enjoying a pretty dress.
3 hours later 5057142 Anonymous
>>5057105
Pinkie pie screaming
3 hours later 5057143 Juice
>>5057111
second
but draw it for me instead of this asshole over here
3 hours later 5057144 Anonymous (nightmare_moon_smiling_for_lamborghini_by_evilimpala_ss-d5hu0xm.jpg 1920x1275 667kB)
3 hours later 5057149 Anonymous
>>5057131
>rape
3 hours later 5057150 Braeburned
>>5057134
>influx of blindbag ponies on dicks
3 hours later 5057152 Anonymous
>>5057131
Its a fetish
3 hours later 5057156 Anonymous (welcometotheswarm.png 908x510 620kB)
>>5057134
FUCK YOU
I'M GOING TO BED AND I'M POSTING BUGS INSTEAD OF PONIES
3 hours later 5057164 Anonymous
>>5057121
you do need to post your practice, actually. it's part of growing as an artist: learning the humility and becoming more humble by letting others see your progress
3 hours later 5057166 Anonymous (sample_0d5890b73b385e05ee4c3ce5ec21fda38aead1af.png 850x877 296kB)
3 hours later 5057168 Anonymous
>>5057150
>read as with dicks
>reminded of the time I used modelling clay to put dicks on some figurines
3 hours later 5057169 Anonymous (2spoooky.gif 275x225 511kB)
>>5057144
>that website watermark
2edgynspooky
3 hours later 5057176 Anonymous (1349822875.snow360_a_rare_treat.jpg 600x815 176kB)
Prepare your new horse
3 hours later 5057179 Anonymous
>>5057169
>www before a deviantart url
3 hours later 5057181 Corwin
>>5057164
Alright then. I'll do this: >>5057111 with my tablet.
3 hours later 5057185 Anonymous
>>5057156
The way the Changelings look reminds me of the Dark Eldar.
3 hours later 5057188 Anonymous
>>5057176
Ugh, that face is just... ugh
3 hours later 5057196 Anonymous
>>5057166
YOU HUMANS ARE REALLY WEIRD
3 hours later 5057200 Anonymous
>>5057188
and it looks like her left foreleg is too long
3 hours later 5057206 Tan
>>5057181
good, and if you ever need any tips, just hit me up.
Thanks for choosing my request, by the way.
I'm gonna start drawing here in a few, MLPG, start thinking of some requests or something I suppose.
3 hours later 5057212 Anonymous
>>5057164
Post my practice?
Have you seen what DeviantART is now?
It's full of shit.
People uploading pure shit, bad shoops, and people "love it". No way. I want people to see me draw something good, not shitty.
3 hours later 5057213 Anonymous
>>5057150
>>5057150
>i've got a blindbag pony and a small boner
Stop giving me these ideas
3 hours later 5057226 Juice
>>5057206
sweetie belle making a 'that feel' face
3 hours later 5057236 Anonymous
>>5057213
>just about to fap
>blindbag twilight sitting on a shelf looking at me
thats actually sort of creepy, I'd never noticed before
3 hours later 5057240 Anonymous
>>5057206
If you are going to do one or two request, can you try to do one where Pinkie Pie plays Skip it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8B0PfV2R0I
3 hours later 5057242 Anonymous
>>5057206
Rainbow Dash modeling maternity wear
3 hours later 5057243 Anonymous
>>5057200
The guy is an incredible renderer, but that anatomy is kinda bad.
I want to critique, but not on the guy's fetish art
3 hours later 5057253 Anonymous
>>5057236
give her the dick
3 hours later 5057254 Anonymous
>>5057144
Damn that's good...
Watermark ruins it.
3 hours later 5057259 Anonymous
>>5057236
She's been watching you
Every time.
That unfaltering stare
3 hours later 5057260 Anonymous
>>5057206
Fluttershy getting her clit/nipples pierced
3 hours later 5057268 Anonymous
>>5057253
Is it weird I kinda want to cum on a pony toy?
3 hours later 5057271 Anonymous
NEW HORSE
>>5057233
>>5057233
>>5057233
>>5057233
3 hours later 5057275 Anonymous
>>5057243
Do it anyway
3 hours later 5057277 Anonymous
>>5057259
>Pinkie Pie on the desk behind my monitor
The desk is just the right size where she can't see the dick but it's still clearly obvious what's happening
but she'd be into it right?
3 hours later 5057296 Anonymous
>>5057277
She loves it when you tease like that, b ut when are you going to give her the complete fireworks show?
3 hours later 5057423 Anonymous
For anyone lingering here
MLP: The Movie
Circa 1986
10mins!
http://www.livestream.com/ponypone
4 hours later 5058350 EmptyAudio
I'm here, if you were wondering.
4 hours later 5058397 Anonymous
>>5058256
As Mac's once-proud erection shrank to an almost negligible nub, every inch claimed by Snails going to add a yard or more to the colt's already impossibly size, Mac joined Caramel in worshipping the colt's superior endowments, tongue lapping against the broad side of a cock now as high as his chest, its tip almost disappearing into the apple orchard. Confident he had taken everything Mac had to offer, Snails turned toward the remaining stallions. Already giddy with the new additions to his incredible size, Snails was lost in the moment as his horn began to glow again, and all ten of them felt a tingling feeling take hold of their throbbing erections. Snails reasoned that they already had their chance to leave if they didn't want to be a part of this.
4 hours later 5058433 Anonymous
Just to be safe and avoid confusion, I'm saying that he gained a yard per inch drained from Mac. I probably could have worded that better.
4 hours later 5058495 Anonymous
>>5058397
Not even waiting to be drained, the remaining stallions rushed the colt's massive cock and balls, lapping and grinding their shrinking erections against it as it swelled impossibly fast. Draining all ten at a time had Snails desperate to maintain concentration, the sheer pleasure of growing and swelling making him hug his shaft tight and nuzzle his face against it. "Haaah! S-so big! So m-much... yes!" The colt's words crumbled into broken moans and shuddering breaths as his cock barreled through the trees, his flare surging outwards at breakneck speed until it bobbed and gushed its way atop a large hill. He could feel his bloated testes churn and their gurgling and straining roared throughout Sweet Apple Acres, signalling the oncoming flood. Snails gasped and panted, his body trembling all over as he felt control slip from him, the incredible pleasure pushing his mind to its limit. It wouldn't be long before something gave.
4 hours later 5058511 Anonymous
>>5058495
I hope you don't mind my cheesy hentai dialog. It's just so much fun to type out stumbling words and spell out babbling nonsense.
4 hours later 5058523 Anonymous
>>5058511
It's one of the better touches I think.
5 hours later 5058678 Anonymous
>>5058495
As the horde of stallions gave every last inch and ounce of themselves to their new colt master's godcock, Snails felt his spell finally run out of juice. Perched atop his massive balls, he looked down at the obedient stallions now in the shadow of his towering girth, feeling their tongues lap against an insignificant fraction of his total size. Snails could barely see the end of his cock off in the distance, having uprooted a good number of trees as it had swelled out to nearly twenty times its original size. Snails was now the proud owner of not just the most enormous cock in the world, but more cock than every other stallion in Equestria combined and then some. And he could feel his titanic balls swelling and churning as somewhere off in the distance he felt his immense flare pulsing with enough force to rip through the ground. Finally he was ready to unless, his goliath cock swelling thick as a flow of his seed surged forth at what felt like an incredible speez, but due to his immense size took nearly a minute to even reach his bulging medial ring. The stallions ceased licking for a moment, sensing what was about to unfold in front of them. Snails sighed happily.
5 hours later 5058689 Anonymous
>>5058678
>speez
Should be speed of course. I guess I'm getting tired.
5 hours later 5058720 Anonymous
>>5058689
Did you want him to crush or just flood Ponyville?
5 hours later 5058761 Anonymous
>>5058720
I was thinking just a flood but if you want to add a little property damage that's fine.
5 hours later 5058783 Anonymous
>>5058761
Actually, what if Twilight or maybe a visiting Shining Armor, since that's his thing puts up a bubble around the town as Snails floods the valley it sits in? Then they can lift it to the surface to float as an island in the brand new lake of coltspunk that Canterlot overlooks?
5 hours later 5058815 Anonymous
>>5058783
I'd say this is getting ridiculous but I think we both know it was already past that point yesterday. Now we're just off in the stratosphere.
But yes, proceed.
5 hours later 5058969 Anonymous
>>5058815
Hugging the tiny patch of cock that he could reach, Snails felt the tidal wave of spunk finally reach his enormous flare. Whining and moaning he nearly lost consciousness from the pleasure of a 50 foot wave of spunk gush forth from his cock. The sound of it rushing through the air was audible from the stallions' vantage point at the farm as ridiculous amounts of seed barreled out of the colt's mammoth cock. His orgasm compressed into a single, constant gush he trembled and held on desperately as his cries of ecstasy were lost in the rushing sound of fluid. His gaping urethra was nearly large enough to swallow the ruined barn whole, were it not firing a high pressure deluge of his mayonnaise-thick seed out at an impossible rate.
Down in the valley, a shimmering pink hemisphere rippled into place just as the tidal wave of semen crashed against it, blacking out Ponyville as the thick seed blotted out the sun in less than a minute. As the hours rolled on, the town sank lower and lower in the deepening pool of cum, Snails' godlike testes churning hard with no signs of stopping. Hours passed as the stallions were joined by ponies from all over who had managed to escape the torrent drowning their hometown. Celestia herself arrived with the Wonderbolts in tow to stop whatever force was flooding her kingdom. But the moment any of them got close they felt all urge to act drained away, the impossible spectacle before them too beautiful to interrupt. Even the mighty pony princess, steward of the Sun itself merely sat transfixed atop the colt's thundering cock, watching as Ponyville and the greater Everfree region turned from lush fields to the basin of a great sea, her maresex winking furiously at the sight.
5 hours later 5059295 Anonymous
>>5058969
As night fell on the scene of the still furiously cumming colt, Prncess Luna joined her sister in gazing at the unbelievable spectacle before them. Still in its protective shell, Ponyville was nearly completely submerged in a literal lake of potent semen. Snails's stallion supplicants had clambered onto the top of his monolithic, spurting cock to escape the rising sea of cum now lapping at its sides. Finally, having cum nonstop for nearly twelve straight hours, the tremendous tidal wave of Snails's semen slowed to a mere torrential gush, his final "drops" several dozen gallons in volume. Seeing the godlike colt was finally finished, the two Princesses joined together to raise the submerged Ponyville up above the the lake of cum that now filled the entire valley. Snails panted as he rested against his own softening enormity, finally spent, finally satisfied, proof of his superiority now visible to everyone.Tomorrow he would start to recast his binding charms, though he wondered how effective they would be at this point, how many more he would need to layer on top.
5 hours later 5059304 Anonymous
>>5059295
And in the very back of his mind Snails thought to himself that someday, not very soon but eventually, he'd like to do this again. Heck, the thought, there were probably plenty of stallions who would be willing to offer him some assistance, and now that he thought of it, he remembered that the draining spell he used wasn't permanent after all. In a year or so those stallions would probably have some decent-sized cocks again, cocks which they would unreservedly offer to him if he asked. And on top of all that Snails knew that he still had several years of puberty to go.
5 hours later 5059352 Anonymous
>>5059304
An excellent finish to an improbable scenario <3 <3
The thought of the contest turning into a yearly convention of devoted stallions offering themselves to him is fantastic. Though the engineer in me is already thinking of ways pony-kind can benefit from a near-endless supply of colt semen, or at the very least a way to dispose of it after his annual week-long orgasm.
I think this is a good spot to cap it unless you have some more ideas to keep it going.
5 hours later 5059411 Anonymous
>>5059352
I think I'm happy with this. I would like to discuss some possible future ideas. As I said earlier this has given me some ideas for Blueblood, and there's still room to explore our double-dicked mutant colt (lots of weird stuff you could do in that one), but I wanted to ask first if there were any ideas you had that I could help out on since I feel really indebted to you for all of this. I know you probably had a lot of fun with this but I also get the feeling that you compromised a bit to keep the story going in the direction you felt I wanted it to go, which I appreciate immensely. So I'd like to return the favor and offer to help you write whatever you'd like.
5 hours later 5059445 Anonymous
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/51810507/ERP/Snails%20Dick%20Measuring%202.png
Did you get the first half?
6 hours later 5059517 Anonymous
>>5059411
Gosh, ever since you offered me that I've been racking my brain trying to come up with something. I guess I can just rattle off some scenes I've done with others that were extra hot for me. I don't really have a lot of ideas in mind, but the situations are really good for me in general.
- I did more than a few sessions with CropTool (at least I'm pretty sure they were all CropTool) about a milky femanon and her pet stallion(s). The milk usually makes the stallions bigger/spurtier and getting a wombful of their cum refuels her milk.
- The infamous hollow sound jizzicorn. That one kept me up at night for quite a while, but I ended up pushing it so hard the general got pissed and hates it now.
- The futa mare bladderfucking stuff I did with that fellow who was apparently in Greece for some reason. In the original I was playing as Rosemary, some anonymous futa OC that Reva drew, but I think I was Luna for one of the later ones.
- Weird mutation time with Twilight. An old standby, this little itch got a good scratch at the end of the double-dicked colt thing.
- Coltboners in panties and ball-bras. Stallions work just as well, but the idea of a submissive, effeminate male pony with obscenely massive junk is pretty hot.
Those are all off the top of my head. I've got caps if you haven't seen any of them before. But honestly, having an eager partner is like 75% of the fun for me. I wouldn't want you to do something with me you didn't at least like a little.
6 hours later 5059530 Anonymous
>>5059445
I don't think I saved the first one except for the imgur mangled version.
Repost the link?
6 hours later 5059540 Anonymous
>>5059530
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/51810507/ERP/Snails%20Dick%20Measuring.png
6 hours later 5059614 Anonymous
>>5059517
Any of those sound like a fun time. I can't stay up as late tomorrow night but if you're on in the afternoon I'll probably have a few hours where we could at least get started on one if you like.
I might as well at least tell you my Blueblood idea. I didn't know at the time that you were so tolerant of such absurd sized, so what I was thinking was that Blueblood just decides to take his leech-lust to the next level and just go around draining all of Canterlot, feeding his coltpet just enough of his stolen mass to keep him usable (eventually he'd be a pretty impressive size himself, although proportioned more like a mare and always paling in comparison to his master).
6 hours later 5059720 EmptyAudio
>>5059614
>to keep him usable
This is really the key behind it. Snails cumming for twelve hours and turning Ponyville into a lake of his cum notwithstanding, ginormous cocks aren't as fun when their owners are immobile or way too big to fit into anything.
I'll name up when I get on tomorrow - if any one of those scenarios stands out or you can think of something deliciously kinky to do with it I'd be all ears.
As always this was an amazing way to spend a Saturday. I can't promise much in the way of responsiveness since it's obviously not my primary address, but if you have one of those amazing ideas in the future and I'm not around to play, send it my way. You've got a way with words that hits all the right spots and I hope you enjoy these sessions as much as I do. I can't type enough <3s here to accurately express myself without looking silly.
6 hours later 5059738 Anonymous
>>5059720
Glad to hear it and likewise on my end. I'll mull it over and see you tomorrow hopefully.
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