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2012-10-13 05:06 5033298 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) MLP General (Classy Gilda.png 991x712 295kB)
New MLPG Old MLPG: >>5029776 Classy ponies time. Only the classiest allowed.

0 min later 5033312 Anonymous
>roogna thread

1 min later 5033322 Anonymous (not_keeping_your_blue_in_your_blood.jpg 955x709 86kB)
>Classy Ponies Lets do this

1 min later 5033324 Anonymous (plum in milk.png 720x720 42kB)
>>5033201 you call that a plum floating in water

1 min later 5033327 Anonymous (Cutie Mark Crusaders.jpg 375x300 36kB)
Which pony would play Ogre Battle? Which class would they like the most?

2 min later 5033339 Anonymous
Do you know anyone in real life who has a Gilda-like personality?

2 min later 5033346 Anonymous (49274 - absurd_res artist sibsy blank_flank cute filly twilight_sparkle vector.png 4197x3226 611kB)
>>5033310 I am SO ready.

2 min later 5033347 Anonymous (1349724922930.gif 334x288 2630kB)
>>5033310 I FUCKING AM.

2 min later 5033350 Anonymous
I think ponies should battle inside giant robots.

2 min later 5033351 Anonymous
>>5033324 hhehe it's been to long

3 min later 5033361 Anonymous
>>5033310 WHEN IS NEW HORSE EPISODE?

3 min later 5033364 Anonymous
>>5033351 >Sparkler will never be back

3 min later 5033374 Blurbraned (rotatedthree.png 389x300 3kB)
>>5033324

4 min later 5033387 Anonymous
>>5033374 Did you ever finish the image you posted earlier? With the flats and shit You know, provided that's actually you

5 min later 5033400 Anonymous (1346645004330.gif 615x615 66kB)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? http://imgur.com/a/AMICl

5 min later 5033404 Anonymous (1322505265846.png 949x1254 255kB)


5 min later 5033407 Anonymous (YourThreadIsNowHaunted.png 793x771 127kB)
>>5033310 My body is always ready.

6 min later 5033421 Anonymous
>>5033400 Stop browsing Reddit

6 min later 5033430 Anonymous
>>5033400 HAAH WAAW It looks really bad

7 min later 5033434 Braeburned
>>5033387 finishing it right now, actually, should be able to post within the hour

7 min later 5033436 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named)
>>5033400 OH MAN. How hard would it be to get one that was just rainbow dashes edited into that masterpiece?

7 min later 5033441 Anonymous
>>5033400 Because it's subtle, and has nice aesthetics. You're just looking at the guys skin.

7 min later 5033444 Anonymous
>>5033404 I miss Weaver.

7 min later 5033445 Anonymous (84699 - animated applejack gif.gif 322x182 607kB)
>>5033421 sorry, i can't help myself

7 min later 5033446 Anonymous (tumblr_m5o1n5pNHj1rodwyoo1_1280.png 750x500 217kB)
>>5033327 >Ogre Battle Mah nigga!

7 min later 5033450 Anonymous (anal sex rarirty.jpg 216x219 19kB)
>using torrents to legally download legal material why do i still feel like a criminal

8 min later 5033457 Anonymous
>>5033400 >A tattoo artist had to spend a few hours doing this. Sure he got paid...but that money is brony money, like blood money but covered in red sauce.

8 min later 5033463 Anonymous
>>5033450 Because being on 4chan is illegal, you pedophile.

8 min later 5033464 Soto 3781-0309-0906
>>5033404 This is actually pretty cute. What if the main 6 lurked and posted in the general? How would they react?

8 min later 5033465 Anonymous
>>5033450 The propaganda got to you anon

8 min later 5033466 Anonymous
>>5033450 Well I'd imagine there would be just the tiniest bit of guilt for downloading all those horse torrents.

9 min later 5033472 Anonymous
>>5033445 Out >>5033444 Did he die again? >>5033441 I hate how raggedy that circle is. Looks unintentional, even if it is

9 min later 5033477 Anonymous
>>5033404 >that post about pinkie oscillating at night Pfffft.

9 min later 5033480 Anonymous (PoniesDiscoverco.png 990x800 113kB)
>>5033464

9 min later 5033481 Anonymous (PP Spy.png 800x800 265kB)
>>5033310 I can't even describe how excited I am.

10 min later 5033501 Anonymous
>>5033404 My heart melts every time. Love it when Glitter Glue does cute stuff.

10 min later 5033505 Anonymous
>>5033480 >/co/ ;_;7

10 min later 5033506 Anonymous (Rarity.jpg 136x155 15kB)
>>5033446 So few people talk about it.

10 min later 5033510 Anonymous
>>5033404 THE JOKE IS SEX

10 min later 5033511 Anonymous
>>5033480 I kinda meant the current general. >>5033481 GOD DOMMOT SMOL

11 min later 5033519 Anonymous (1349881931484.gif 256x192 5kB)
>>5033481 Hahaha

11 min later 5033520 Anonymous
>>5033510 But that isn't the joke at all

11 min later 5033525 Anonymous
>>5033480 Post the coke pony watching the general whilst eating ice cubes I love that one. Yeah. I love that one good

11 min later 5033531 Braeburned (BAHLS.png 208x276 57kB)
HERE TAKE YOUR BALLS there from the image im just finishing working on

12 min later 5033532 Anonymous
>>5033510 As soon as I saw it was GG I was like "oh no sex" but then I was pleasantly surprised

12 min later 5033542 Juice (1330397493831.jpg 651x539 56kB)
I am trippin' and dippin' doo-doo over that new clip.

12 min later 5033544 Anonymous
>>5033531 Great work number two!

13 min later 5033551 Anonymous
>>5033457 The whole spaghetti thing is really starting to wear out its welcome.

13 min later 5033552 Anonymous (cert.jpg 600x250 58kB)
>>5033531 This looks legit

13 min later 5033554 Anonymous (rarity_by_skyline19-d5dpqdr.png 1284x1753 1150kB)
So i assume that Meghan McCarthy wrote the Season 3 opener since she is the head writer now. Or do you think it was someone else?

13 min later 5033557 Anonymous
>>5033542 It was a breath of fresh air. Something to actually talk about for once.

14 min later 5033563 Anonymous
>>5033404 This image is actually really sweet, I think

14 min later 5033565 Anonymous (Next up- Season Seven.png 1000x800 180kB)
>>5033481 Season three will be great, right?

14 min later 5033566 Anonymous
>>5033551 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3HErOOaAfs

14 min later 5033570 Anonymous
>>5033552 It actually is, I can tell from the pose from earlier, rule63 Dash is railing rule63 Pinkie from behind, holding him up

14 min later 5033572 Anonymous (1342307150757.png 1024x800 189kB)
>>5033519 >tfw celestia is better than me >tfw princess of the night >tfw no gf

14 min later 5033575 Anonymous (tumblr_mbt97fYDl21qh4hiyo1_1280.png 670x551 157kB)
>rose draws nudity UNF

15 min later 5033582 Anonymous
>>5033506 Because people only plays FFTactics. The last one that I knew was the one in GBA

15 min later 5033586 Anonymous
>>5033575 Not pony

15 min later 5033588 Anonymous
>>5033531 This is from that 63'd mane 6 orgy picture, right?

15 min later 5033589 Anonymous
>>5033565 >>5033565 It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great.

15 min later 5033590 Anonymous (tumblr_mbtad6jPKu1qh4hiyo1_500.png 500x519 33kB)
>>5033575 UNFx2

15 min later 5033593 Anonymous
>>5033565 Honestly, I think it will. I think now that they've stopped losing people and understand what they're working with here there won't be so much weird transition with the tone of the show.

15 min later 5033594 Anonymous
>>5033575 Eh, she liked Tess's sloppy makeout pic he drew on tumblr so my image of her being perfectly chaste is broken

16 min later 5033597 Anonymous
>>5033575 >>5033590 God damn I love monsterish girls

16 min later 5033598 Anonymous
>>5033575 >>5033590 What is that?

16 min later 5033599 Braeburned
>>5033552 wait why isn't it legit i dare you to find those balls anywhere thats not here

16 min later 5033600 Anonymous (hurse.png 242x388 177kB)
>>5033551 FINE! WHAT WOULD YOU PROPOSE REPLACE IT?

16 min later 5033601 Anonymous
when is the day of the dead anyway?

16 min later 5033603 Anonymous
is pony withdrawal a thing

16 min later 5033613 Anonymous
>>5033572 seems legit

17 min later 5033623 Anonymous (Big Mac.jpg 128x128 29kB)
>>5033582 There was that re-release for the PSP, I think. I heard that one was pretty good. They did a bit more than touching it up, though.

17 min later 5033624 Anonymous
>>5033603 no they always cum inside you

17 min later 5033628 Anonymous (1339906786717.gif 1024x1024 31kB)
>>5033589 >It turns out to only be great.

17 min later 5033631 Anonymous (mrAc4.jpg 538x720 116kB)
>>5033575 >tfw now waiting for a nipple to complete the spiral MY BALLS ARE SO BLUE

17 min later 5033632 Anonymous
>>5033601 Halloween

17 min later 5033633 Anonymous
>>5033603 Yeah, I guess. Just like any show you want to be released.

18 min later 5033638 Anonymous
>>5033600 Bronies laughing like Brazilians.

18 min later 5033642 Anonymous
>>5033589 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUKSxsxeBK4

18 min later 5033644 Anonymous
>>5033623 Fucking OGRE BATTLE.... How many hours of childhood did that fucking game claim?

19 min later 5033657 Anonymous (1349979552948.png 1162x850 81kB)
>>5033631 I hope that pony is okay.

19 min later 5033658 Anonymous (1325483589799.jpg 550x400 31kB)
>>5033603 Yes. The general has it pretty bad. That mini injection of pony's only going to go so far. MLPG needs a full dose.

19 min later 5033660 Anonymous
>>5033631 >Deer have a natural distaste for fences.

19 min later 5033662 Anonymous
>>5033632 No the spanish one Donde estas rustydooks?

19 min later 5033664 Anonymous (Rainbow Dash.jpg 128x128 29kB)
>>5033644 For me? Probably over a hundred, and that was just the N64 and GBA versions.

20 min later 5033672 Anonymous
>>5033662 November 1st

20 min later 5033674 Anonymous
>>5033658 What does it feel like to have mini ponies flowing through your veins?

21 min later 5033687 Anonymous
>>5033662 >not die de los muertos Do you, faggot?

21 min later 5033692 Anonymous
>>5033658 >MLPG is like a crack head, and has been twitching like crazy for the past few months. >This latest update and clip is Hasbro giving us half a dime bag just to pull us back in, wanting more. Offering to suck its dick.

21 min later 5033693 Anonymous (1350029507930.jpg 1106x719 91kB)
Go to sleep.

21 min later 5033700 Anonymous
>>5033631 gguuuaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

22 min later 5033706 Anonymous
>>5033575 >>5033590 Why bring it here? Can't you stalk her enough on tumblr?

22 min later 5033709 Anonymous
>>5033664 >tfw I remember playing it on SNES... and Tactics Ogre on the original Playstation... and Ogre Battle 64...

22 min later 5033712 Anonymous (comic.jpg 720x960 79kB)
Here, some leaked offical comic pages.

22 min later 5033717 Anonymous
>>5033693 >Tell a crystal pony to go to sleep. >"But i'm too tiiired..." >It gets all depressed and forgets why.

22 min later 5033718 Anonymous
>>5033674 Pokey. >unicorns

22 min later 5033719 Anonymous
>>5033693 But Mom, I'm not even tired! I'm also hungry!

22 min later 5033721 Anonymous (comic2.jpg 720x960 140kB)
>>5033712

23 min later 5033726 Anonymous
>>5033712 Great googly moogly, that's the style alright. But zoom in and enhance that text please.

23 min later 5033728 Anonymous
>>5033672 thanks >>5033687 no comprendo y escribe in espanol

23 min later 5033730 Anonymous
>>5033693 Do we have crystal OCs now?

23 min later 5033734 Anonymous
>>5033712 >Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle mind control

23 min later 5033736 Anonymous
>>5033721 >that fuckawful green one

23 min later 5033738 Anonymous
>>5033706 Because I must post everything Rose posts on her Tumblr to make her notice that I'm interested in her, maybe we could have cybersex via Skype.

23 min later 5033740 Anonymous (mlp___luna_likes_it_by_santafer-d4dzwwr.jpg 915x873 45kB)
>>5033721 >Tank Hell yea

23 min later 5033741 Anonymous
>>5033404 Where can I find Weaver's comics? I've tried finding his tumblr but he seems to have 12.

23 min later 5033742 Anonymous
>>5033712 >>5033721 >shading with black MIXED FEELS. I LIKE COMICS LIKE THIS BUT IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE SHIT

24 min later 5033749 Braeburned (potatoes floating in water.png 1920x1030 157kB)
So I heard some people were impersonating me

24 min later 5033752 Anonymous
>>5033712 >>5033721 >All the children are being stolen by Chrysalis.

24 min later 5033753 Anonymous
>>5033603 After watching Best Night Ever last year, and finding out it was the last episode of FIM (watching MLP in a bubble was fun), I was legit depressed for the rest of the day. and then I discovered MLPG

24 min later 5033754 Anonymous
>>5033721 >Derpy Hehe

24 min later 5033757 Anonymous (c3452ef759bbfd94991ce9db450f22bf.jpg 667x800 244kB)
So far nothing about S3 is making me feel excited and i disliked that clip from NYCC. I guess that means that i'm almost out. All depends on the Crystal Kingdom episodes.

24 min later 5033762 Anonymous
>>5033721 I could stare at a high res of that for hours.

24 min later 5033763 Anonymous (oh mah gosh.png 263x305 107kB)
>>5033712 >>5033721 Liking the style so far.

24 min later 5033764 Anonymous
>>5033742 What else would you do? Shadow with green?

25 min later 5033767 Anonymous
>>5033712 >>5033721 I love the look of the comic. When does it release, and more importantly, when can we expect a pdf to leak?

25 min later 5033769 Anonymous
>>5033764 Depends on what you're adding shading to

25 min later 5033770 Anonymous
So Twilight remarks that the Crystal Ponies don't have their normal "crystally" coat. How fucking shiny are they going to be once the girls take care of King Somber?

25 min later 5033772 Anonymous
>>5033741 http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/ This is is main tumblr. Other than that you can probably find most of his pony stuff scattered around derpybooru and such.

25 min later 5033775 Anonymous
>>5033742 >Shading with black Rarity there seems to be shaded in light orange.

25 min later 5033777 Anonymous ([Screams Internally].jpg 640x480 89kB)
>>5033736 >Not the gen3's above him.

26 min later 5033784 Anonymous (Omikron The Dreamers Singer Pony.jpg 800x600 106kB)
Hi MLPG. this is my 4th attempt now at drawing pony. Like my 3rd, this is on pen & paper; I've deciding I'll be sticking with that from now on. Unless I get a tablet... What I did differently this time with this is that I drew the head just above the "torso circle" instead of at an angle and I think it looks much better. Also, after I drew the pony, I drew over the lines with a ball-point pen, that way, I could erase the skeleton, make the image look much cleaner, and work on the smaller details overall without worrying about erasing the outline Also, instead of just some random pony, I drew a pony inspired by this game I've been playing recently. Ever heard of "Omikron: The Nomad Soul"? This is a pony version of the singer of the band "The Dreamers" you can listen to in 'Harvey's Bar'. In drawing this, I mainly focused on drawing a better head since that's where I though my 3rd attempt was weakest at. What do you think /co/? I love criticism!

26 min later 5033785 Anonymous
>>5033772 Gracias.

26 min later 5033790 Anonymous
>>5033770 I assume they'll actually be refractive, like crystal.

26 min later 5033791 RustyDooks
>>5033764 Shading with pure black makes the pic look ugly in general. What you see there is a light shade of orange.

26 min later 5033796 Anonymous
>>5033721 >Tank >all those background ponies oh man oh jeez !~

26 min later 5033797 Anonymous (1346877654958.jpg 500x653 41kB)
>>5033712 >>5033721 EXPLAIN!!! WHAT IS THAT GUYS!?!?! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!

26 min later 5033798 Anonymous
>>5033721 >all them OCs Fucking brony pandering.

27 min later 5033804 Anonymous
>>5033749 brae how do i draw those male ponyparts as good as you?

27 min later 5033806 Anonymous (the_royal_canterlot_voice__my_little_pony_by_andypriceart-d4yaw30.jpg 900x703 259kB)
>>5033721 >>5033712 that doesn't look like Andy's style

27 min later 5033807 Anonymous
>>5033767 >Not sucking it up and going to your LCS and buying at least the first issue >3012

27 min later 5033808 Anonymous
>>5033721 > Hawaiian shirt guy >Lamborghini cutie mark This is some kind of reference, but I don't know what

27 min later 5033815 Anonymous
>>5033798 take your shitty opinions elsewhere

27 min later 5033816 Braeburned
>>5033764 dark reds and purples make for really vibrant, interesting shadows when you set a shadow layer to multiply anythings better than burn and dodge eeghghh

27 min later 5033817 Deafdefiler
>>5033784 Looks pretty good. I feel like the legs are a little too long, and the neck could use some work, but otherwise that's a solid pony, and a great fourth attempt.

27 min later 5033818 Anonymous
>>5033693 that pony is very pretty

28 min later 5033820 Anonymous
>>5033791 >Shading with pure black makes the pic look ugly That sounds like some high grade pretentious hipster bullshit Last time I checked, shadows were black

28 min later 5033821 Anonymous (jake and elwood.png 107x104 26kB)
>>5033721 HOLY SHIT

28 min later 5033824 Anonymous (crystal_pony_rainbow_dash_by_mysteriouskaos-d5elala.png 1024x951 261kB)
>>5033770 they will look like this

28 min later 5033826 Anonymous
>>5033790 Or, they are actually crystalline shaped like the kingdom is normally and they got changed into a more pony like shape and texture.

28 min later 5033828 Anonymous
>>5033784 >What do you think /co/? I love criticism! Looks like shit, circles and all that jazz

28 min later 5033831 Anonymous (1336304931442.gif 400x458 43kB)
>>5033721 >all those OC's GUYS GUYS WHAT IF WHAT IF MARKER PONE IS IN THERE?

28 min later 5033833 Anonymous (1350012779752.gif 180x180 220kB)
>>5033797 You been living under a rock, bro? There's a legit pone comic out next month

28 min later 5033835 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named)
>>5033806 This Luna isn't blue enough.

29 min later 5033836 Anonymous (tommyv.jpg 288x216 47kB)
>>5033808

29 min later 5033840 Anonymous
>>5033806 Perhaps they told Andy to not draw it like shit.

29 min later 5033843 Braeburned
>>5033804 a lot of reference and a lot of time drawing them

29 min later 5033846 Anonymous
>>5033808 that looks more like the ferrari logo to me

29 min later 5033851 Anonymous
>>5033721 >that puke green pony with Carrot Top Ugh. Some of these ponies have shit colors. >>5033821 AW SHIT.

29 min later 5033852 Anonymous
>>5033693 Male or female? Honest to Allah, I can't fucking tell.

30 min later 5033853 Anonymous
>>5033784 that's better than what i can draw

30 min later 5033854 Anonymous
>>5033820 Black like your shitty opinions nigga fucking TOLLLDLDLDLDLDLDLDLLD

30 min later 5033856 Anonymous
>>5033831 What if she's booping somepone? Like Sleepyhead? Not likely, but would be kinda neat.

30 min later 5033859 Anonymous
>>5033821 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30 min later 5033861 Anonymous
>>5033846 Oh theyre all the same

30 min later 5033862 Anonymous (YouHadNoIdeaOfThePowerOfMyBoop.gif 300x300 483kB)
>>5033831 >He doesn't know.

30 min later 5033863 Anonymous
>>5033852 If it's just a little cuddling, why does it matter?

31 min later 5033867 Anonymous
>>5033852 Hoof and rump Clearly female

31 min later 5033868 Anonymous
>>5033836 I am going to own this photo word magazine now.

31 min later 5033869 Anonymous
>>5033821 WHOA THERE

31 min later 5033876 Anonymous
>>5033863 It helps me decide if I want to be the big spoon or the little spoon.

31 min later 5033879 Anonymous (TwilightDiscomforted.png 554x515 75kB)
>>5033821 I must own this.

32 min later 5033886 Anonymous (ffffapoiawhdg90qhwe09thqwe0-9ty8uqw90e8ty09qweyt09qweytwq.png 286x180 48kB)
>My face when season 3 is going to be shit >My face when bronies are going to love it >My face when the show is going to go on for years longer getting worse and worse

33 min later 5033896 Anonymous (rUVDg.gif 500x302 473kB)
>>5033840

33 min later 5033899 Anonymous
Didn't the comic get pushed back to catch up with the demand for production? What's the release date now?

34 min later 5033912 Anonymous (dash eating to go.png 1232x952 583kB)
Do you think there are Fly-Thru's for pony eating on the go in Cloudsdale?

34 min later 5033916 Anonymous
>>5033854 I love it when people can't think of good ways to retort to a counterpoint Typical btard response

34 min later 5033918 Anonymous
>>5033899 November 28

34 min later 5033920 Anonymous
>>5033899 >implying it takes a long time to print comics

34 min later 5033923 Anonymous
>>5033899 What's the release schedule going to be like? Certainly not weekly I imagine.

34 min later 5033924 Anonymous
>>5033899 November 28

34 min later 5033925 Anonymous
>>5033886 >More and more video game companies get in on it. >So does Hollywood, attempting to cash in on it. >Suddenly any good game that comes out, is packed with brony references. >Most of the major motion pictures have at lease three scenes where a pony is seen.

34 min later 5033932 Anonymous
>>5033886 it's fate, anon and there is nothing we can do about it

35 min later 5033933 RustyDooks (Fluttershy RuBrony black shade.png 1398x805 661kB)
>>5033820 >high grade pretentious hipster bullshit But it's true! Just look at this.

35 min later 5033936 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named)
>>5033886 Dont quit your day job

35 min later 5033937 Anonymous
>>5033817 Yes, I think the neck and legs are too long and thin as well. Better than if they were to short and thick but if I draw another, i'll work on that. >>5033828 I hope my next attempt will be better >>5033853 You should draw a pony too, it can be fun; that's why i do it!

35 min later 5033938 Anonymous
>>5033912 damn, that's a cute dash

35 min later 5033939 Anonymous
>>5033912 Probably, though I don't know how they'd store the food in clouds. There's probably a caravan of food shops and stalls that tails Cloudsdale for that very reason.

35 min later 5033942 Anonymous (1345935414783.jpg 400x355 38kB)
>>5033721 >dat Screwball

35 min later 5033943 Anonymous
>>5033916 What's the point when you're clearly trolling son? S'all fun and games the minute someone starts actually trying

36 min later 5033952 Anonymous (1347617291661.gif 320x228 1869kB)
>>5033886 >Implying anyone will take this serious >After yesterday

36 min later 5033953 Anonymous
>>5033933 That's what shadows look like, anon.

36 min later 5033958 Anonymous
>>5033943 >clearly trolling Oh, sod off. Just because someone thinks something different than you doesn't mean they're tricking to lel xD trolol u mad

37 min later 5033960 Anonymous
>Most bronies are not even aware of the new clip.

37 min later 5033963 Anonymous
>everything is awful >nothing is good >stop enjoying yourselves immediately

37 min later 5033968 Anonymous
>>5033960 >Most bronies are not even aware there's a show

37 min later 5033969 Anonymous
>>5033693 >yfw sleepypony was a crystal pony all along

37 min later 5033971 Anonymous (mlpg gets a tv show.png 472x347 414kB)


37 min later 5033972 Anonymous
What's the problem with shading with black?

38 min later 5033974 Anonymous
>>5033958 >actually believing shadows are black He's either pretending to be retarded, trolling, or is actually retarded I chose the kindest option

38 min later 5033975 Anonymous
>>5033933 >Stark shading >She's outside on a sunny day >Ambient light everywhere U wot mate?

38 min later 5033976 Anonymous (wurt.png 505x506 216kB)
>>5033960 wut

38 min later 5033983 Anonymous
>>5033952 Oh fuck I want to see that movie, can someone stream it?

38 min later 5033985 Anonymous
>>5033960 >/mlp/ just found out about it

38 min later 5033986 Anonymous (laughing ponies.jpg 1280x720 138kB)
>>5033963 >Not having fun

38 min later 5033988 Anonymous (fastpunch.gif 275x293 18kB)
Do we have a HD/HQ version of the S3 clip yet? Pic related, it's probably me.

38 min later 5033989 Anonymous
>>5033972 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BRUSHED YOUR PONY IN CHARCOAL, NOT PUT THEM IN THE SUNLIGHTS SHADOW

39 min later 5033994 Anonymous (mcleach (2).jpg 336x319 40kB)
>>5033983 Second

39 min later 5033995 Anonymous
>>5033988 Just check Equestria Daily .

39 min later 5033996 Anonymous
>>5033988 There's a 720 on Youtube.

39 min later 5034002 Anonymous (SmugglerPony.png 699x499 118kB)
>>5033969 You are partially correct.

39 min later 5034003 Anonymous
>>5033986 >having fun how the fuck am I supposed to have fun when I'm so busy being angry at everything?

39 min later 5034006 Anonymous
>>5033933 Looks like black with varying amounts of opacity, to me Also, that's a terrible example, that shading looks awful

40 min later 5034013 Anonymous
>>5033985 >They assume it's fan made.

40 min later 5034014 Anonymous
>>5033995 No. Never again. They totally fucked up their NYCC coverage despite it being the BIGGEST FUCKING NEWS of the summer. I'm a DHNigga from now on.

40 min later 5034017 Anonymous
>>5033972 Because shadows dim the colour of whatever it is they lay across. They don't turn it black. It's why you commonly see shading on a piece of art as just a darker version of the base colour. Black looks unnatural

40 min later 5034018 Anonymous
>>5033994 Third

40 min later 5034024 Anonymous (adorabloom.png 405x432 135kB)
>>5034003 It's okay mister, we all feel mad sometimes!

41 min later 5034032 Anonymous
>haven't read a decent >feel in days you guys are falling behind

41 min later 5034034 Anonymous
>>5034017 Scientifically, you're right.

41 min later 5034038 Anonymous
>>5034024 Oh, small apple horse. You know not the meaning of rage.

41 min later 5034040 Anonymous
>>5034024 Mini AJ is boring Marshmallow Song is better And so is Cripple Wings

42 min later 5034044 Anonymous
>>5033988 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E38ZAC4MteU

42 min later 5034048 Anonymous (1337885506682.png 82x94 2kB)
>>5034018 Fourth

42 min later 5034049 Anonymous (Apple Bloom 12.png 615x539 186kB)
>>5034024 oh applebloom why are you so cute

42 min later 5034050 Anonymous
>>5034032 >One day there was an ugly barnacle.

43 min later 5034055 Anonymous
>>5034050 >that feel when you're so ugly that everyone dies ;_;

43 min later 5034059 Anonymous
>>5034024 sometimes you gotta go get ma-a-aaaaaaaaaad

43 min later 5034064 Anonymous
>>5034040 It's Crippleorphan.

44 min later 5034070 Anonymous
>>5034048 >>5034018 >>5033994 >>5033983 COME ONE, WE'RE FOUR PEOPLE HERE

44 min later 5034071 Anonymous
>>5034032 B-but I want to write real >fanfiction Mr. Anonymous!

44 min later 5034072 Anonymous
>>5034055 Well I am so beautiful that I resurrect the dead!

44 min later 5034075 Anonymous
>>5034032 >you will never learn to live your life without the crutch of the Internet >you will never experience the rich tapestry of the human experience and die knowing you understood what it meant to be alive

44 min later 5034080 Anonymous
>>5034071 >implying anything about fanfiction is real

45 min later 5034085 Anonymous
>>5033988 >filename

45 min later 5034089 Anonymous
>>5034064 But Dash is the orphan.

45 min later 5034095 Anonymous (flimflam8.png 383x381 190kB)
>>5034049 Because.

45 min later 5034096 Anonymous (AB toof chip.png 803x599 501kB)
>>5034049 The first half of this episode was super cute, especially the way she was talking with her chipped tooth.

45 min later 5034099 Braeburned (shadingblack.png 1501x729 448kB)
okay this is why i fucking hate people who shade in black One is how i shade, the other is people who shade in black hopefully the difference is pretty fuckin clear

45 min later 5034102 Anonymous
>>5034089 that's not how you spell applejack

45 min later 5034103 Anonymous (1330190939099.png 306x566 153kB)
I can't wait for some goddamn Yellowquiet in Season 3

45 min later 5034106 Anonymous
>>5034071 because greentext totally takes a single modicum of effort

45 min later 5034108 Anonymous (rd is half robot.png 1382x770 96kB)
>>5034089 She still has a mother

46 min later 5034112 Anonymous (blackandcoloredshading.png 1382x649 341kB)
>>5034006 The shadow on the left has some color to it, the one on the right has no saturation, it tends to kind of drain the life out of a picture's colors.

46 min later 5034113 Anonymous
>>5034095 Is she... sitting in his arm? Like a little babby?

46 min later 5034115 Anonymous
>>5034103 Shame she's not going to do anything interesting and will be going replaced by a crystal pony.

46 min later 5034117 Anonymous (1310389497486.jpg 281x480 37kB)
>>5034044 >See this >Expect amazing joke from Fluttershy after hearing that riotous laughter >It's fucking nothing Fucking bronies

46 min later 5034119 Anonymous
>>5034096 I wish she kept that chipped tooth for the rest of the series.

46 min later 5034120 Anonymous
>>5034103 I WANT TO PUT 2.3 DICKS IN THAT HORSE

46 min later 5034123 Anonymous
>>5034099 So how do you pick the right color to shade with?

46 min later 5034124 Anonymous (fs-smile.png 684x665 279kB)
>>5034103 ME NEITHER BEST PONY FUCK YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

46 min later 5034127 Anonymous
>>5034099 He looks like he's been dusted with chimney soot on the right.

47 min later 5034132 Anonymous
>>5034123 Study, read.

47 min later 5034134 Anonymous (Apple Bloom 7.gif 200x200 360kB)
>>5034095 the bow, maybe?

47 min later 5034140 Anonymous
>>5034070 - 1 you're three people now

47 min later 5034141 Anonymous
>>5034117 Meh, it's YQ being YQ. You either think it's funny or you don't. I do.

47 min later 5034144 Anonymous (somebody told donkey kong his son died but he didnt want him in the first place.png 150x150 39kB)
>season 3 is gonna turn out alright

47 min later 5034147 Anonymous
>>5034132 but reading is for nerds I just wanna color ponies

47 min later 5034148 Anonymous
>>5034140 Don't be like that, anon, we need you.

48 min later 5034153 Anonymous (hhhng.png 323x311 87kB)
>>5034134 It's the voice.

48 min later 5034154 Anonymous (1334529716659.jpg 960x512 170kB)
>>5034144 Damn right.

48 min later 5034155 Anonymous
>>5034113 >you will never cradle a filly in your arm, her hooves tucked in close to her body

48 min later 5034156 Anonymous
>>5034099 The inconsistencies in the black are much more highlighted because of the contrast in colour, which is where the charcoal effect comes from. If it were perfectly smooth fading I would not mind that style.

48 min later 5034160 Anonymous (AB chipped her toof.png 1280x720 524kB)
>>5034119 Could you handle her chipped tooth lisp and slight whistles on her 'S's

48 min later 5034161 Braeburned
>>5034123 I usually pick the color of the main, or some part of the pony. For braeburn, probably a warm orange/red When in doubt, reds and purples always give good vibrant results, but other colors help set moods. Blue is watery/club scenes, greens seem kind of sickly/flourescent indoor lights, etc

49 min later 5034164 Anonymous
>>5034144 season 3 is gonna be shit

49 min later 5034166 Anonymous
>>5034144 I'm sure it will. I have complete faith in them.

49 min later 5034172 Anonymous (Apple Bloom 30.gif 720x470 1446kB)
>>5034153 ...It's the voice.

49 min later 5034177 Anonymous
>dat clip >dat ending of dat clip PLEASE tell me this means the show is going to air new eps at 10am EST again Please Please anon

49 min later 5034179 Anonymous (1349882361872.gif 256x192 116kB)
>>5034166 You and me both, bro.

50 min later 5034183 Anonymous (super cry.gif 250x170 2881kB)
>>5034155

50 min later 5034184 Anonymous
>>5034177 Yes. It's a Saturday Morning Cartoon again.

50 min later 5034185 Anonymous
>>5034177 I really hope so.

50 min later 5034189 Anonymous
>>5034160 Cutie Pox was a very underrated episode.

50 min later 5034191 Anonymous
>>5034044 >Rainbow Dash assaults innocent ponies. I think she has been watching guards a little much. >"What do you mean I can't waterboard them?! We need to know what happened, don't we?"

50 min later 5034194 Anonymous
>>5034177 ...This means the show is going to air new eps at 10am EST again.

50 min later 5034197 Anonymous
>>5034099 One looks like biased grotesque over-shading to try to prove a point The other looks like he's got internal illumination.

50 min later 5034204 Anonymous
>>5034141 She did the same thing in The Return of Harmony and Dragon Quest

50 min later 5034205 Anonymous
>>5034115 >It's always depressed as fuck. >Instantly popular.

51 min later 5034218 Anonymous (1347161838741.png 800x900 332kB)
Alright you faggots, what's the last episode you've watched and when?

51 min later 5034222 Braeburned
>>5034156 I think it still looks like shit even if you dont, you have to admit it has a LOT less vibrancy, energy and life to it it's just dull as fuck when it doesnt need to me also shadows in nature are very rarely black like ever

52 min later 5034223 Anonymous (1345415983407.jpg 158x152 14kB)
>>5034194 Do you just go on the internet to try and make people feel good about their lives?

52 min later 5034226 Anonymous
I remember when MLPG hated the CMC. The same thing is going to happen with Cadence.

52 min later 5034228 Anonymous (1350009156994.gif 348x323 2436kB)
>>5034144 >People expected S2 to be shit >It was pretty great >People expect S3 to be shit >It'll at least be alright >>5034189 Mah nig

52 min later 5034229 Anonymous
>>5034189 It was. I don't get why people dislike CMC episodes. They're adorable and can be pretty funny, pretty much exactly what I like about MLP:FiM.

52 min later 5034230 Anonymous
>>5034204 She does it a lot, anon. It's as if you've yet to figure out that each pone has a "thing" they do on a regular basis.

52 min later 5034232 Anonymous
>>5034218 Sonic Rainboom some days ago.

52 min later 5034237 Anonymous
>>5034218 First two episodes on the two year anniversary.

52 min later 5034238 Anonymous (AB chipped grin.png 392x472 228kB)
>>5034189 I disagree, it was subpar. First half was okay though.

52 min later 5034239 Anonymous (Thumbs Up.jpg 272x153 46kB)
>>5034144 >everything is going to be okay

52 min later 5034241 Anonymous
>>5034123 It's generally based on the light, and to a lesser extent, the surroundings and the object being lit. General-purpose moodless shading is generally a pale purple or blue (as daylight and most incandescent lights are some flavor of very pale yellow). Other colored light sources, or an environment that is largely one color (that'll result in a lot of scattered and reflected light of that color) will modify what the shadows look like.

52 min later 5034242 Anonymous
>>5034226 Most of us already like Pretty Pink Princess

53 min later 5034249 Anonymous
>>5034218 MMDW a couple days ago.

53 min later 5034253 Anonymous (1335290065445.png 786x442 185kB)
>>5034218 Erm... errr... oh err... Well... It was Hurricane Fluttershy, about a month ago...

53 min later 5034259 Anonymous
>>5034232 my nigga!

53 min later 5034261 Anonymous
>>5034226 Dude, I really love Cadance best princess if you ask me The CMC were annoying as hell in S1.

53 min later 5034264 Anonymous
>>5034218 The wedding, the day it aired.

53 min later 5034265 Anonymous (CMC 34.png 900x597 195kB)
>>5034183 which one would you carry, Anon? you don't have enough arms for all of them

53 min later 5034266 Anonymous (reverse-slap.png 158x152 18kB)
>>5034223 Yeah, pretty much.

53 min later 5034268 Anonymous (1342062406174.png 1280x1525 243kB)
>>5034228 >horse show will never have a Shawn of the Dead reference >also Nick Frost and Simon Pegg will never do guest voices fucking hell that would be so awesome

53 min later 5034269 Anonymous
>>5034218 The Wedding episodes when they aired

53 min later 5034270 Anonymous
>>5034238 Pommefleur was the best part.

53 min later 5034271 Braeburned (shadingblack2.png 651x710 229kB)
oops forgot the smoothed one still though ew

53 min later 5034272 Anonymous
>>5034241 oh wait, I'm late as fuck replying to that. Fuck.

53 min later 5034273 Anonymous
>>5034099 ...so, the way you normally shade is the second, one right? I like it. The other one looks like you made the image blurry.

54 min later 5034277 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named)
>>5034218 Hurricane Fluttershy and a few others last week

54 min later 5034283 Anonymous (1350049223408.jpg 463x719 135kB)
>>5034269 mah nigga.

54 min later 5034284 Deafdefiler
>>5034218 May the Best Pet Win three or four days ago, because I listened to the song and wanted to watch the ep again because of it.

54 min later 5034285 Anonymous
>>5034265 You'd be surprised! As a very tall man I could prolly scoop all three of the little scamps in one armload But then I'd die of a heart attack

54 min later 5034287 Anonymous
>>5034259 Oh yeah, I watched my favorite episodes of S1 in the two years anniversary Party of One, The Best Night Ever, Swarm of the Century, and a couple more It was nice, I really like that warm feeling the S1 had.

54 min later 5034288 Anonymous (1322689634678.jpg 200x200 15kB)
>>5034218 Probably Sonic Rainboom a week ago I couldn't finish it because the music got to me. I've watched them too damn much

54 min later 5034291 Anonymous
>>5034265 Sweetie in my right, AB in my left, Scoots riding piggyback. I will have all the tiny pones and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

55 min later 5034293 Braeburned
>>5034273 you're good

55 min later 5034294 Anonymous
>>5034268 >Simon Pegg and Nick Frost play as two lazy, wisecracking royal guards who spend most of their patrol time bantering and bickering back and forth

55 min later 5034295 Deafdefiler
>>5034285 How tall?

55 min later 5034302 Anonymous (1347355236984.jpg 604x652 28kB)
>>5034218 Lesson Zero, found it while channel surfing one lazy afternoon in August. It still makes me crack up a year later.

55 min later 5034303 Anonymous
>>5034218 It's been months. And I don't remember which episode(s) I watched. I am a bad ponyfag.

55 min later 5034306 Braeburned
anyway the orgy pic is done FINALLY

55 min later 5034309 Anonymous
>>5034288 >them guitar squeadlies leading up to the rainboom

56 min later 5034311 Anonymous
>>5034306 Don't care.

56 min later 5034312 Anonymous (11299921232.jpg 500x222 83kB)
>>5034268

56 min later 5034316 Anonymous
>>5034285 I wish I was a little bit taller

56 min later 5034317 Anonymous
>>5034306 >done >Doesn't post it You are no man

56 min later 5034319 Anonymous (TwoHandsInThePink.png 664x1000 207kB)
>>5034293

56 min later 5034320 Anonymous
>>5034295 Not quite as tall as you. I'm being deliberately oblique, just roll with it dude

56 min later 5034321 Anonymous
>>5034218 The last episode I watched was MMMystery express last week.... I didn't like iit

56 min later 5034322 Anonymous
>>5034294 Fuck you. Fuck you in real life. >they're the guards at Donut Steel Sombrero's evil lair

56 min later 5034325 Anonymous
>>5034294 >all of my money.png

56 min later 5034331 Anonymous (134963517246.png 898x898 210kB)
>>5034218 >The Wedding when it aired I'm a terrible ponyer, and I cope with that fact by pretending I'm a great ponyer. I need therapy.

56 min later 5034332 Anonymous
>>5034317 Knowing him, he probably tried to

57 min later 5034335 Anonymous (YouGotRedOnYou.png 2191x4000 612kB)
>>5034268

57 min later 5034339 Anonymous
>>5034316 >tfw 5'7" feels short, man

57 min later 5034341 Anonymous
>>5034331 >>5034283 >>5034269 Holy shit what the fuck are you guys doing here?

57 min later 5034342 Anonymous
>>5034306 >Not posted here >Not on tumblr What the hell dude you can't just say things like that

57 min later 5034344 Anonymous
>>5034339 My short nigga

58 min later 5034350 Anonymous
>>5034322 >They don't realize they are working for the big bad. >Accidentally end up helping the girls topple him.

58 min later 5034352 Anonymous (1349623928895.png 611x615 98kB)
>>5034331 You don't need therapy. You need pony.

58 min later 5034353 Anonymous
>>5034339 >tfw average height 5'10" and fat. It is a cursed life, though I can pass off knocking into things as clumsiness.

58 min later 5034354 Anonymous
>>5034264 >>5034269 >>5034283 >>5034331 Aw yeah, normal people general up in here

58 min later 5034358 Anonymous (brae wedding.png 513x895 480kB)
>>5034218 breaburn wedding from season 3

58 min later 5034363 Anonymous
>>5034218 Luna Eclipsed, sometime in the past two weeks

58 min later 5034364 Braeburned
>>5034342 My computer's been absoulute shit tonight the save of each version of this picture is taking around 5 minutes each SORRY GIVE ME A SEC

59 min later 5034374 Anonymous
>>5034358 Every. Fucking. Time.

59 min later 5034381 Anonymous
>>5034364 >His computer blue screens before he can post it. >It's lost.

59 min later 5034382 Anonymous
>>5034350 Eh, let's not go nuts. If they help the main six win a boss fight, the bronies will seize upon them.

59 min later 5034383 Scrubbing Bubbles
So crystal ponies A group separated from the rest of society by means outside their control, made up mostly of depressed individuals who mope around and lament that something is wrong, but arent exactly sure what. Both miss the past and also are trying to forget bad things that happened. Something good is about to happen to them now that the main 6 are here, but a lot of them can't help but be dumpy downer. Sounds a lot like MLPG!

59 min later 5034387 Anonymous
>>5034364 no don't do it you'll get banninated

1 hours later 5034388 Anonymous (MLP Season 3.gif 300x241 1963kB)
>>5034144 I'm reasonably hyped for both the show and the comic.

1 hours later 5034389 Anonymous
>>5034353 >tfw 6'6" but not clumsy It's very weird. I feel like I'm smaller than I think I am.

1 hours later 5034390 Anonymous (13654645672.gif 500x375 506kB)
>>5034358 Every time

1 hours later 5034392 Anonymous
>>5034218 A Canterlot Wedding, 3 days ago.

1 hours later 5034399 Anonymous
>>5034381 >tfw that actually happened and thats how i learned to CTRL +S every 5 fucking minutes

1 hours later 5034402 Anonymous (1349734544211.png 1600x1176 277kB)
>>5034383

1 hours later 5034410 Anonymous
>>5034388 dammit tumblr stop making gifs with text hue

1 hours later 5034412 Anonymous
>>5034399 >every 5 fucking minutes >not every line you make

1 hours later 5034414 Anonymous
>>5034382 Eh, or they can be like those guys from Space Janitors and get kinda hurt that the girls ignore them when fighting the other guards. >They aren't actually guards.

1 hours later 5034415 Anonymous (i.jpg 320x180 7kB)
>>5034294 >and they speak with west country accents

1 hours later 5034417 Anonymous (saddoctor.gif 500x275 206kB)
>>5034331 >tfw the last pone you watched was the wedding episode on the day it premiered >and you missed part of it >And you've only watched it once >it wasn't even in HD >you've only watched S2 once >tfw legendary casual

1 hours later 5034418 Anonymous
>>5034410 >text hue What?

1 hours later 5034426 Anonymous
>>5034412 >not every other keystroke

1 hours later 5034431 Anonymous
>>5034418 text hue hue

1 hours later 5034433 Anonymous
>>5034358 I've never been able to tell. Is that Carrot Top or a second Braeburn?

1 hours later 5034434 Anonymous (twilight_adventure_by_csimadmax-d3dxymi.png 900x394 265kB)


1 hours later 5034438 Anonymous
>>5034426 That seems incredibly inefficient

1 hours later 5034444 Anonymous
>>5034433 he hasn't seen the original

1 hours later 5034445 Anonymous
>>5034433 It's photoshopped into a second Braeburn, but the original image had Carrot Top.

1 hours later 5034447 Anonymous
>>5034383 >They are all depressed. >They don't know why. >It's because the heart of their kingdom is gone.

1 hours later 5034449 Anonymous
>>5034433 It's Braeburn

1 hours later 5034450 Anonymous (3tShI.jpg 800x1200 153kB)
More comic leaks >pinkie rarity oh god what

1 hours later 5034452 Anonymous
>>5034294 >One giant Hot Fuzz reference

1 hours later 5034454 Anonymous
>>5034445 original img plz

1 hours later 5034456 Anonymous
>>5034438 S CTRL+S a CTRL+S y CTRL+S s y CTRL+S o CTRL+S u.

1 hours later 5034461 Braeburned
whoops there we go http://braeburned.tumblr.com/post/33475443041/this-got-way-out-of-hand-x-x

1 hours later 5034463 Anonymous (70u4e.jpg 800x1200 152kB)
>>5034450 >zombie pinkie pie

1 hours later 5034468 Anonymous
>>5034450 >jizz cannon

1 hours later 5034469 Anonymous
>>5034450 >>5034463 I'm loving this.

1 hours later 5034470 Anonymous
>>5034456 Do ctrl and s count as keystrokes?

1 hours later 5034473 Deafdefiler
>>5034461 Disgusting.

1 hours later 5034475 Anonymous
>>5034450 >>5034463 This is pretty wacky

1 hours later 5034476 Anonymous
>>5034434 This is what happens when you go on adventures with someone who's full of hot air.

1 hours later 5034477 Anonymous
>>5034470 I count it as one since I do them both at the same time

1 hours later 5034480 Anonymous
>>5034463 >>5034450 bottom right aspiehorn pls go

1 hours later 5034482 Anonymous
>>5034450 What is even happening?!

1 hours later 5034491 Anonymous (1347985573010.png 451x237 161kB)
>>5034461 >it's a gay thing Why did I even click it...

1 hours later 5034492 Anonymous
>>5034477 That makes sense

1 hours later 5034494 Anonymous
The comic actually looks better than I thought How do I find out what stores sell it?

1 hours later 5034496 Anonymous
>>5034482 Pinkie is acting like she always does

1 hours later 5034497 Anonymous
>>5034463 >Pinkie knows how to deal with the zombie ponies. >"You just remove their heads!"

1 hours later 5034504 Anonymous
>>5034491 >Braeburned >ever not a gay thing

1 hours later 5034511 Anonymous
>>5034494 >better than I thought You at this point, thats like the mantra of Friendship is Magic

1 hours later 5034513 Anonymous
>>5034450 WHY THE FUCK DOES RARITY HAVE A SHOTGUN?!

1 hours later 5034516 Anonymous
>>5034463 Speaking of Shaun of the Dead...

1 hours later 5034518 Anonymous
>Changelings FUCKING YES

1 hours later 5034520 Braeburned
>>5034491 >>5034504 seriously what DID you expect

1 hours later 5034521 Anonymous
>>5034461 where's the bigger picture size at?

1 hours later 5034522 Anonymous (1348431762442.jpg 500x276 29kB)
>>5034491 You should have known better.

1 hours later 5034527 Anonymous
>>5034461 So is there going to be a version with bulges? I remember some anon asking about it, and I liked the sound of that

1 hours later 5034528 Anonymous
>>5034504 yeah seriously you'd think it'd be obvious by now

1 hours later 5034529 Anonymous
>>5034513 It's Pinkie's Party Cannon, silly

1 hours later 5034530 Anonymous
>>5034520 Braeburned do you read >fanfiction ?

1 hours later 5034532 Anonymous
>>5034504 >>5034520 >>5034522 I know, that's why I attached an adequate reaction to my post.

1 hours later 5034533 Deafdefiler
>>5034513 1. That's Pinkie. 2. It's her party cannon.

1 hours later 5034536 Anonymous
>>5034480 I want a high quality shot of bottom right Twilight so we can be on the cutting edge of the next brony meme before it's run into the ground at maximum speed

1 hours later 5034537 Anonymous
>>5034521 those two Xs at the bottom of the post are dropbox links.

1 hours later 5034540 Anonymous (Hellsing_major.jpg 276x174 13kB)
>>5034463 pinkie looks like major from hellsing

1 hours later 5034545 Anonymous
>>5034528 I'm not that guy but I didn't know he was only for homo stuff either, I don't keep on casual drawfags.

1 hours later 5034547 Anonymous
>>5034533 I'm pretty sure is Pinkie in Rarity's body

1 hours later 5034551 Anonymous
>>5034511 I just expected to be like, really amateur and childish and n- Oh, wait. Yeah, you're right

1 hours later 5034552 Anonymous
>>5034547 Look at her cutie mark, is Pinkie.

1 hours later 5034554 Anonymous
>>5034521 You can right click>view image from tumblrs expanded view thing to get the full image without its stupid viewer. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbtcv4EOwX1r224kfo2_1280.png http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbtcv4EOwX1r224kfo1_1280.png

1 hours later 5034558 Anonymous
>>5034516 Glad I'm not the only one who caught that.

1 hours later 5034559 Anonymous
>>5034547 Nah it's Pinkie with Rarity's mane style. Look at the CM.

1 hours later 5034560 Braeburned
>>5034521 the links to the 1400px ones are in the description which is as big as I release them but I actually might release the fullsize of this one >>5034527 I tried but it didn't really look right

1 hours later 5034572 Anonymous
>>5034461 >DP yes,

1 hours later 5034573 Anonymous
>Right now, I am more hyped for the comic than S3 Help me, I know this can't be right.

1 hours later 5034576 Anonymous
>>5034516 oh shit I just got that. This is going to be amazing.

1 hours later 5034579 Anonymous
>>5034552 Huh What did Rarity do to her perfect poofy mane? Its ruined now!

1 hours later 5034580 Anonymous
>>5034560 Hey read this http://pastebin.com/a1WSPMVu and draw about it.

1 hours later 5034586 Anonymous
>>5034552 Then why does she have Rarities hair?!

1 hours later 5034591 Braeburned
>>5034545 would i be considered a casual drawfag? i dunno i've kind of assumed that when people think "gay pony" they think braeburned

1 hours later 5034593 Anonymous
>>5034573 Nah it's normal considering the freedom the comic has compared to the show.

1 hours later 5034596 Anonymous
>>5034540 >you will never watch silly over the top animies with Pinkie

1 hours later 5034597 Anonymous
>>5034586 Because wait for the comic.

1 hours later 5034601 Anonymous
>>5034580 >FE: fiction nope

1 hours later 5034603 Deafdefiler
>>5034591 I think the center of mass of the earth just shifted.

1 hours later 5034607 Anonymous
>Now that there is a comic we go back to /co/ >The mod has an aneurysm.

1 hours later 5034610 Anonymous
>>5034461 >all characters are of legal age Ha ha, oh wow you're a real fuckup

1 hours later 5034614 Anonymous (38676.png 941x1652 1283kB)
>>5034454

1 hours later 5034617 Anonymous
>>5034597 I CANT WAIT THAT LONG FUCK THE CRYSTAL PONIES, FUCK THE ZOMBIES, FUCK THE CHANGLINGS WHY DOES PINKIE HAVE RARITY'S HAIR? THIS IS IMPORTANT

1 hours later 5034627 Anonymous (TAKEALLOFIT.jpg 600x450 39kB)
>>5034450 >>5034463 >Dat art >Dat wackiness >Dem zombies >Pinkie telling them to decapitate the zombies I KEEP THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING

1 hours later 5034630 Anonymous (Heterosexuals.png 471x333 32kB)
>>5034614

1 hours later 5034632 Braeburned
>>5034610 wha why technically they are? anyone i've drawn who isn't, isn't on my blog anymore

1 hours later 5034634 Anonymous
>>5034607 They worded that global rule pretty strongly. We're still stuck here for the time being.

1 hours later 5034636 Anonymous
do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?

1 hours later 5034660 Anonymous
>>5034634 yea. i posted a little pip fallout 2 mod image in the fallout thread and got banned for 3 days.

1 hours later 5034668 Anonymous
>>5034627 >"We just have to remove their heads!" >'Pinkie those are our friends!' >"Zombies are nobodies friends, Twilight." >'We are not removing ponies heads...' >"But-" >'NO' >"Fine, nice knowing you, girls."

1 hours later 5034676 Anonymous
To whom it may concern: Dreamsiege will be playing again at 1030am PDT, Sunday the 14th. You know where the sub is. That is all.

1 hours later 5034683 Anonymous
>>5034634 I know, but the thought of him going "FUCK, THEY ARE A COMIC NOW?!" was kinda funny.

1 hours later 5034684 Anonymous
>>5034632 because of all bullshit over alerting on centent, and now you're fucking parody you dumbfuck

1 hours later 5034693 Anonymous
>>5034634 I posted a reaction gif of Pinkie and got a 1 day ban for shitposting.

1 hours later 5034694 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>5034668 Pinkie seems awfully eager to pounce on some colts. She's kinda jumping the gun

1 hours later 5034698 Anonymous
>>5034683 >MLP is now a cartoon AND comic >Butthurt faggots would still say it's "not /co/"

1 hours later 5034699 Anonymous (1349408631236.png 273x317 81kB)
>>5034694

1 hours later 5034702 Anonymous
>>5034684 Congratulations, Braeburned. You can add another notch on your bedpost of hateanons

1 hours later 5034718 Anonymous
>>5034684 Wait what I don't follow tumblr drama why do we hate Braeburned now?

1 hours later 5034720 Anonymous
>>5034698 >As they silently order copies after seeing all the references.

1 hours later 5034721 Anonymous
>>5034702 Just like fine, valued contributors, like Nathan, Dinofag, and Sentenal

1 hours later 5034728 Anonymous
>>5034721 Well with haters like those fine gentlemen, I guess I have to hate him by default now...

1 hours later 5034732 Braeburned
>>5034684 ah, that I made a lot of apologies about my hypocrisy over those posts. I got foolishly caught it up the arguements like everyone else did, and said a bunch of stuff i didn't realize was incredibly hypocritical, but when i realized it I apologized as much as I could. I then removed all the offending content, to show my mistake. i was hypocritical but i realized it and corrected my actions, sorry

1 hours later 5034733 Anonymous
>>5034721 Don't forget about Faceless .

1 hours later 5034743 Anonymous
>>5034698 >Moot makes a sticky on /co/ about the comic. >With a picture of him, casually reading it.

1 hours later 5034748 Anonymous
>>5034720 I wouldn't be surprised if the comic won over people who hated the show.

1 hours later 5034753 Anonymous (Untitled.png 130x136 31kB)
>>5034536 Best composite I could make

1 hours later 5034754 Anonymous
>>5034699 Dammit panka stop looking cute while mad

1 hours later 5034760 Anonymous
>>5034754 >panka >not cute >ever Actually >any pony >not cute >ever

1 hours later 5034767 Anonymous (1349957256509.gif 300x200 2461kB)
when will this hiatus end?

1 hours later 5034770 Anonymous (1306373724433.gif 416x455 72kB)
>>5034754 She's ALWAYS cute.

1 hours later 5034771 Anonymous
>>5034760 Except Derpy

1 hours later 5034772 Anonymous
>>5034760 Derpy is a very ugly pony

1 hours later 5034773 Anonymous
>>5034754 >expecting tiny marshmallow horse to not be cute GOT BAD NEWS FOR YE

1 hours later 5034778 Anonymous (1348811951006.gif 640x360 167kB)
IT'S FRIDAY

1 hours later 5034780 Anonymous (1342317982194.png 1280x720 525kB)
>>5034754 >implying this is possible

1 hours later 5034782 Anonymous (MLP-FiM season 3.png 1000x1000 88kB)
season 3

1 hours later 5034784 Anonymous (rumblesock.png 556x398 222kB)
>>5034753 I don't think this is going to work

1 hours later 5034788 Anonymous (1348900108693.png 240x258 31kB)
>>5034772 >>5034771

1 hours later 5034790 Anonymous (derpy_is_sad_by_dantondamnark-d4dolzx.png 875x914 145kB)
>>5034771 >>5034772 anon pls

1 hours later 5034792 Anonymous
>>5034771 >>5034772 Derpy is ugly cute Like a pug

1 hours later 5034794 Anonymous
>>5034782 ahahaha

1 hours later 5034795 Anonymous (1349441798800.png 500x528 380kB)
>>5034771 >>5034772 I'll fucking kill you while you sleep.

1 hours later 5034796 Anonymous (totally dude.gif 321x253 120kB)
>>5034760 You were saying...

1 hours later 5034800 Anonymous
>>5034784 what is she looking at?

1 hours later 5034801 Anonymous
>>5034784 post the full pic pls

1 hours later 5034804 Anonymous
>>5034800 Some shit pedofags fap to.

1 hours later 5034806 Anonymous (tumblr_m9lyinlsd11ra16kdo1_500.png 500x587 126kB)
>>5034461 i'm not gay but that shit is turning me on WHY????????

1 hours later 5034810 Anonymous
>>5034806 I've got some news for you, son.

1 hours later 5034811 Braeburned
To clear it up, most hate on me is because of the posts I made when jay got removed from tumblr. he was removed because of foal stuff, and I made notice of that, calling it completely fair and that he shouldn't be reacting and hatefully as he was. While I was discussing this with a bunch of other people, I realized that I was condemning him because of actions that I myself have done as well, I just hadn't seen repercussions yet. It was really hypocritical of me and i dont know why i didnt realize it sooner. As soon as i did, i fiercely apologized and removed all the content of my that would possibly break tumblr rules, to show that I realized my mistake. Stupid posting by me is to blame for that but i hope i've apologized enough

1 hours later 5034812 Anonymous
>>5034800 That's a dick

1 hours later 5034813 Anonymous
>>5034795 Good luck I've got 6 guys inside me

1 hours later 5034819 Anonymous
>>5034800 pony cockhead

1 hours later 5034820 Anonymous
>>5034790 Oh shit. I have the best idea for a Halloween costume!

1 hours later 5034821 Anonymous
>liking derpy Fucking bronies.

1 hours later 5034822 Anonymous
>>5034806 I'm not gay, but I really want Braeburn inside me.

1 hours later 5034823 Anonymous
>>5034806 Why is there a cross in that pic?

1 hours later 5034829 Anonymous
>>5034806 You might be horsegay

1 hours later 5034830 Anonymous (best new meme.jpg 52x55 8kB)
>>5034784

1 hours later 5034836 Anonymous
>>5034811 >Implying people give a fuck about jay Where do you think you are?

1 hours later 5034837 Braeburned
>>5034800 >>5034801 hehe

1 hours later 5034840 Anonymous
>>5034806 Anon pls, everyone is gay for Braeburned's art and Braeburned Himself

1 hours later 5034841 Anonymous
>>5034782 "it's bad" ~ Rainbow Dash

1 hours later 5034842 Anonymous (Nu ur tardard.png 600x552 409kB)
>>5034821

1 hours later 5034844 Anonymous
>>5034840 Speak for yourself, gayfag.

1 hours later 5034846 Anonymous (1328821741800.gif 368x360 2115kB)
>>5034782 /v/ please

1 hours later 5034847 Anonymous
>>5034837 something you've done?

1 hours later 5034848 Anonymous (TheDayNatureFailed.png 1000x1210 356kB)
>>5034811 At least you never decided to take a hike.

1 hours later 5034849 Anonymous (1350102554954.gif 640x360 178kB)
>>5034778 How does MLPG feel about the removal of watermarks?

1 hours later 5034850 Anonymous (1323155080679.png 1010x920 516kB)
>>5034806 Welcome to bisexuality, anonymous!

1 hours later 5034852 Anonymous
>>5034840 Not me!

1 hours later 5034853 Anonymous
Would you carry a stuffed sleeping pony to bed after they fell asleep from the incredible feast you prepared for them?

1 hours later 5034857 Anonymous
>>5034821 >not liking Derpy fucking newfags

1 hours later 5034858 Anonymous
>>5034841 That's Derpy.

1 hours later 5034860 Anonymous (tumblr_m4k4e0onP91rtzl8mo6_500.gif 450x360 64kB)
>>5034450 >>5034463 >these comics I TRIED GUYS!!! I TRIED TO CONTAINS MY ORGASM!!! BUT...BUT...BUT... I CAME!!!!

1 hours later 5034866 Anonymous
>>5034846 Why did you guess /v/? I was more going for a /mu/-style comic.

1 hours later 5034871 Anonymous (winona call.jpg 680x556 49kB)
When the fuck are the comics coming out?

1 hours later 5034872 Anonymous
>>5034849 That was a signature, why would you remove a signature?

1 hours later 5034874 Braeburned
>>5034847 it was a requested rumble that I did for you guys a couple days ago it's on derpibooru under my artist tag if you REALLY want it

1 hours later 5034880 Anonymous
>>5034853 >not stuffing your pony with your semen

1 hours later 5034882 Anonymous
>>5034871 end of november

1 hours later 5034883 Anonymous
>>5034853 Yes, but carefully.

1 hours later 5034885 Anonymous
>>5034849 Why do you hate fluffy, Anon? >tfw he will never visit again.

1 hours later 5034890 Anonymous
>>5034848 Oh lawd.

1 hours later 5034891 Anonymous
>>5034841 Must be true. Dash is the most honest pony

1 hours later 5034895 Anonymous
>>5034866 /co/ pretty much blames /v/ for any complaints. It's a bad habit.

1 hours later 5034896 Anonymous
>>5034849 >removing signatures >ever Fucking faggot.

1 hours later 5034897 Anonymous
>>5034849 >Removed a signature. YOU HAVE NOW FUCKED UP.

1 hours later 5034900 Anonymous
>>5034883 Of course. You wouldn't want to wake them up.

1 hours later 5034901 Anonymous
>>5034885 fluffy is a ginormous faggot with anger/jealousy/entitlement issues.

1 hours later 5034908 Anonymous
>>5034806 I don't believe anyone is either strictly heterosexual or homosexual.

1 hours later 5034911 Anonymous (sweetie belle cry sad reversed gif.gif 640x360 960kB)
>>5034882 but that's too loooong

1 hours later 5034912 Anonymous
>>5034901 most of the people here are ginormous faggots with anger/jealousy/entitlement issues what's your point?

1 hours later 5034914 Anonymous
>>5034874 is he grown up or not?

1 hours later 5034917 Anonymous
>>5034849 Not cool man I hate fluffy, but give credit where credit is due

1 hours later 5034922 Anonymous
>>5034908 I'm full heterosexual, but really straight, however I'm full homo for moot and only for moot.

1 hours later 5034923 Anonymous
>>5034908 well, to be honest i am pretty hetero i just don't get turned on by dudes

1 hours later 5034926 Anonymous
>>5034895 It's funny, /v/ blames /co/ for ponies. ...oh wait.

1 hours later 5034928 Anonymous
>>5034900 Its a pony in a food stupor You could roll her down the stairs like a slinky and she'd still be under

1 hours later 5034929 Anonymous (1350102554954.gif 359x360 159kB)
>>5034897 >>5034896 >>5034885 >>5034872 What about cropping, is cropping allowed?

1 hours later 5034930 Braeburned
>>5034914 he's like not full colt but he's definately not grown up i'd consider him like snails age?

1 hours later 5034931 Anonymous
>>5034874 That's odd I can't see it.

1 hours later 5034932 Anonymous
>>5034900 Or disturb their digestion

1 hours later 5034933 Anonymous
>>5034912 Bulshi- >The who's who. ... I will shut up now.

1 hours later 5034934 FlyingSaucer (derpy2.png 606x770 759kB)
>>5034821 Not going to rustle those jimmies

1 hours later 5034935 Anonymous
>>5034908 I'm hetero, but I also believe that certain stimuli may cause some unwanted reactions whether you like it or not

1 hours later 5034938 Anonymous
>>5034912 I don't know about him but I'm a glorious winged faggot therefore I am superior to all of you

1 hours later 5034939 Anonymous
>>5034929 You are still a fucking faggot.

1 hours later 5034940 Anonymous (1350102560469.png 1000x1000 91kB)
>>5034866 Yeah, it works pretty good on a /mu/ level, too

1 hours later 5034944 Anonymous
>>5034933 Anonymous isn't exempt.

1 hours later 5034945 Anonymous
>>5034929 Cropping gives me craustrophobia

1 hours later 5034948 Anonymous (tumblr_mbsj1kO9Rw1qjs7mxo1_1280.png 900x770 173kB)
So do you think Bimbo Sparkle is going to catch on? And who's the fucker who commissioned those pictures but isn't sharing them?

1 hours later 5034951 Braeburned
>>5034931 http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-braeburned ? maybe change your settings or just find it on rule34

1 hours later 5034952 Anonymous (1349849512203.jpg 463x721 35kB)
>>5034940 >Hospice

1 hours later 5034954 Anonymous
>>5034948 What the fuck is Bimbo Sparkle?

1 hours later 5034960 Anonymous (ThatPinkieFace.png 1200x1200 133kB)
>>5034945 >Not Cropstophobia.

1 hours later 5034962 Anonymous (IMG_0835.png 573x800 745kB)
So this guy in my class looks like Jay

1 hours later 5034964 Small Waves
>>5034450 >>5034463 The comic previews are shitting all over the season 3 clip.

1 hours later 5034966 Anonymous
>>5034930 oh so a teenager?

1 hours later 5034967 Anonymous
>>5034962 god have mercy.

1 hours later 5034969 Anonymous
>>5034940 hahaha, good one

1 hours later 5034973 Anonymous
>>5034962 Fuck him, right in the ass.

1 hours later 5034974 Anonymous
>>5034954 It's Twilight channeling Tara.

1 hours later 5034975 Anonymous
>>5034954 Twilight Sparkle except blonde and dumb

1 hours later 5034977 Anonymous
>>5034954 A Bimbo is a stacked woman with low-to-no intelligence that is hungry for any and all dick. Basically Tara in full-bronymode.

1 hours later 5034982 Anonymous
>>5034962 Ask him how he feels about river trips.

1 hours later 5034986 Anonymous (120397__UNOPT__.jpg 1125x900 221kB)
>>5034964 i like both

1 hours later 5034987 Anonymous
>>5034923 There is still the possibility that at some point you may find just one specific man sexually attractive.

1 hours later 5034988 Anonymous
>>5034912 Does it count if its self anger?

1 hours later 5034989 Anonymous
>>5034940 >pony still on tv My sides.

1 hours later 5034990 Anonymous
>>5034952 The physical manifestion of my point exactly Basically, /mu/ is bandwagony

1 hours later 5034992 Anonymous
>you will never give a sick Twilight a bowl of hot chicken soup because ponies are vegetarian

1 hours later 5034998 Anonymous
>>5034989 Imagine it's Lazare

1 hours later 5034999 Braeburned
>>5034966 something like that

1 hours later 5035000 Anonymous
>>5034974 >>5034975 >>5034977 Whoa shit I want that I guess .

1 hours later 5035002 Anonymous (wwalks into the club.png 678x804 179kB)
BRAEBURNED I DARE YOU TO DRAW DJ ACID

1 hours later 5035007 Anonymous
>>5034964 Who cares? More content for us More ponies

1 hours later 5035010 Braeburned
>>5035002 >i actually do

1 hours later 5035012 Anonymous
>>5034990 I think they have good taste at least

1 hours later 5035013 Anonymous (its real.png 300x300 189kB)
>>5034948 who gave twilight some Bimbo Liquer

1 hours later 5035014 Anonymous
>>5034986 >Pinkie likes wearing cat suits.

1 hours later 5035016 Anonymous
>>5034986 OK MLPG. The mission: Bring back the smiles to the crystal empire. How do we do it? And don't give me and of that "heart" mumbo jumob! We need ACTION!

1 hours later 5035018 Anonymous
>tfw no diamond dog friday Klondike pls come back soon.

1 hours later 5035022 Anonymous
>>5035016 >rape

1 hours later 5035024 Anonymous
>>5034784 >check on Derpibooru >Rumble gets bigger in every edit >but still not big enough

1 hours later 5035025 Anonymous (1349243328795.png 500x500 158kB)
THESE THREADS ARE WAY TOO FUCKING FAST

1 hours later 5035027 Anonymous
>>5035010 >MLPG becomes /v/

1 hours later 5035028 Anonymous (1345184370613.png 272x266 110kB)
>>5034992 >ponies are vegetarian Don't you start that shit ponies supposedly being vegetarian hasn't stopped them from eating meat before

1 hours later 5035029 Anonymous
>>5035018 HE BETTER BE WORKING ON THE GODDAMN GAME

1 hours later 5035031 Anonymous
>>5035013 CoC pls go. I hate Bimboification. Stripping away everything that made a character that character is stupid.

1 hours later 5035032 Anonymous (I dont even know why.png 340x387 295kB)
>>5034986 If you think of the blue knob as a nose, you get something entirely different.

1 hours later 5035033 Anonymous (1349917349870.jpg 697x645 80kB)
>>5035012 >/mu/ >good taste

1 hours later 5035035 Anonymous
>>5035016 Tickles

1 hours later 5035044 Anonymous
>>5035010 Que?

1 hours later 5035046 Anonymous (1324892946137.jpg 686x710 94kB)
>>5035016 extract essence of pinkie add some chemical x

1 hours later 5035050 Braeburned
>>5035024 THERES ONLY SO MUCH I CAN DO

1 hours later 5035051 Anonymous (talk.gif 184x104 18kB)
>>5035016 FIGHT ITS GREATEST FIGHTER! FLY ME TO THEIR SOVIET UNION!

1 hours later 5035052 Anonymous (fuck-the-constable.png 493x350 218kB)
>>5035016 Cider works pretty well.

1 hours later 5035053 Anonymous (1347214526456.png 212x170 60kB)
pone cannot into anatomy

1 hours later 5035054 Anonymous (800px-Kinsey_Scale.svg.png 800x559 21kB)
There's no-one here that's actually a 0 or a 6 right? How would that even be possible?

1 hours later 5035056 Anonymous
>>5035016 Can't we just let the fuckers alone and cuddle with the allready happy normal ponies?

1 hours later 5035057 Anonymous (1349073146721.jpg 248x238 14kB)
>>5035033 Crazy, right? But I stand by my opinion. Where do you go to discuss music, anon?

1 hours later 5035059 Anonymous (1346033497092.png 400x400 141kB)
>>5034948 >Twilight except not Twilight at all Wouldn't this make more sense if it was a stupid character?

1 hours later 5035061 Anonymous
>>5035052 Why would someone made that macro?

1 hours later 5035068 Anonymous
>>5035057 I don't discuss music at all

1 hours later 5035070 Anonymous
>>5035053 I- Is he okay?

1 hours later 5035074 Anonymous (1349839764531.png 800x600 729kB)
>>5035051 I swear this Applejack looks like Rumble McSkirmish.

1 hours later 5035075 Anonymous
>>5035050 >not making him even bigger I think it'd be funny if he dwarfed his brother. Speaking of which, have you drawn?

1 hours later 5035078 Anonymous
>>5035054 I don't know where I am on that scale I don't like dudes but man I carve dick

1 hours later 5035079 Anonymous
>>5034948 I thought she was supposed to be flesh colored.

1 hours later 5035080 Anonymous
>>5035057 I talk about my favorite bands with my friends.

1 hours later 5035081 Anonymous
>>5035056 >not wanting to cuddle sad tired pone to cheer them up

1 hours later 5035082 Anonymous
>>5035056 How can you stand to cuddle when there are sad ponies that need help? Disgusting

1 hours later 5035084 Anonymous
>>5035059 /x/

1 hours later 5035085 Braeburned
>>5035054 no ones an absolute solid 0 or 6 You can get pretty damn close though i'd say i'm 5.5 or so

1 hours later 5035087 Anonymous
>>5035056 >Can't we just leave these weird humans alone and go hang out with some normal ones?

1 hours later 5035088 Anonymous (kittenish_by_samutoka-d4cdo4w.jpg 724x526 137kB)
>>5035059 You tell me.

1 hours later 5035092 Anonymous
>>5035074 >that sidemouth God damn. That's awful.

1 hours later 5035097 Braeburned
>>5035075 thunderlane? yeah, i've drawn him with soarin twice

1 hours later 5035100 Anonymous
>>5035050 Here's how you draw huge dicks: Step 1) Draw the biggest dick you can imagine bordering on unbelievability. Step 2) Make it 50% bigger.

1 hours later 5035104 Anonymous
>>5035054 0

1 hours later 5035107 Anonymous (1346484852416.jpg 218x265 22kB)
>>5035057 >Discussing music anonymously

1 hours later 5035111 Anonymous (HAI GUISE.jpg 630x557 39kB)
>>5035053

1 hours later 5035112 Anonymous
>>5035028 >The only thing that kept Applejack from tearing into the ham sandwich was the gaze of Princess Celestia, making sure her subject was staying as polite and pony like as possible

1 hours later 5035115 Anonymous
>>5035100 oh jeez

1 hours later 5035118 Anonymous
>>5035070 Nah uh, head twisted on backwards from a fall it looks like. Dead as you can get without external trauma.

1 hours later 5035120 Anonymous
>>5035054 I don't really feel romancy towards either sex, but I can get off to both. Though I prefer ladybodies. I also can't really see myself having sex with a masculine man. Possibly a girlier one though.

1 hours later 5035122 Anonymous
>>5035088 >that horrible tracing

1 hours later 5035124 Anonymous
>>5035112 toot

1 hours later 5035125 Anonymous
>>5035053 >>5035111 >Ponies are owls.

1 hours later 5035127 Anonymous
>>5035057 i think /an/ has some pretty good music advice

1 hours later 5035131 Anonymous
>>5035111 Imagine her walking towards you like that.

1 hours later 5035135 Anonymous
>>5035118 And look as his legs, that guy is in the pony hell right now.

1 hours later 5035136 Anonymous
>>5035127 >implying animal farts are music

1 hours later 5035138 Anonymous
>>5035107 Jake Gyllenhaal pls pls

1 hours later 5035139 Anonymous
>>5035057 I don't I just download those Pitchfork compilations and find artists I like I'm a lazy pleb

1 hours later 5035140 Anonymous
>>5035054 I'm inclined to believe that a 6 is more common than a 0.

1 hours later 5035144 Anonymous
>>5035136 >>implying animal farts are music WHY THE FUCK I'M LAUGHING THIS HARD

1 hours later 5035145 Anonymous
>>5035053 cartoon physics anon

1 hours later 5035146 Anonymous
>>5035131 >Walking. >Not running while making an unholy scream.

1 hours later 5035149 FlyingSaucer (daisy and lily2.png 434x333 151kB)
>>5035111 We are going to need a young priest, and an old priest.

1 hours later 5035151 Anonymous
>>5035125 Please, those amateurs go nothing on Pinkie

1 hours later 5035152 Anonymous (tumblr_lyuqfzpLBJ1r4jib1o1_500.jpg 500x500 116kB)
>Young Justice ends with S2 , just when it's getting fucking awesome and promising >FiM is probably going to continue forever and declining in quality starting with S3 fuck everything

1 hours later 5035153 Anonymous
>>5035111 She has like no ass

1 hours later 5035154 Anonymous
>>5035059 No. The whole point if it is that a smart, reserved girl gradually becomes a dumb, outgoing girl who wants to fuck all the time. Bimbofication is a fetish akin to the corruption and ganguro fetishes.

1 hours later 5035155 Anonymous
>>5035122 Huh, that does seem familiar... can't quite put my dick on it, though. Help?

1 hours later 5035156 Anonymous (DEATH.gif 300x169 779kB)
>>5035131

1 hours later 5035159 Anonymous
>>5035074 >read AJ's lines in Rumble's voice

1 hours later 5035162 Anonymous
>>5035136 >not listening to field recordings of owls

1 hours later 5035164 Anonymous
>>5035136 >listening to animal farts >not listening to whale songs

1 hours later 5035168 Anonymous
>>5035156 HEY...HEY...

1 hours later 5035171 Anonymous
>>5035140 >implying it's possible to not like tits even a little bit

1 hours later 5035172 Anonymous
>>5035146 Her ass is screaming too

1 hours later 5035174 Anonymous
>>5035156 Do you like synthpop?

1 hours later 5035175 Anonymous
>>5035078 >I don't like dudes but man I carve dick That's pretty normal tough. Some guys made a huge ass study, and I mean huge, about fetishes The most common fetish for straight males was futa

1 hours later 5035176 Anonymous (the saddest whale baw.png 495x597 151kB)
>>5035164 time to get a bit sad

1 hours later 5035177 Anonymous
>>5035156 What would she do to you if you told her you don't like synthpop?

1 hours later 5035178 Anonymous (DoNotWant.gif 173x314 435kB)
>>5035156

1 hours later 5035179 Anonymous
>>5035159 >replace "legs" with "fists" Oh god, it would fit so well.

1 hours later 5035180 Anonymous
>>5035168 >>5035174 HEHE

1 hours later 5035181 Anonymous
>>5035164 >not listening to the fartcore whalestep mashup of the two

1 hours later 5035182 Anonymous
>>5035168 YOU YOU

1 hours later 5035184 Anonymous
>>5035156 >>5035168 >>5035174 DO YOU LIKE SYNTH POP?

1 hours later 5035186 Anonymous
>>5035152 Lets not shoot the horse before it breaks its leg, anon

1 hours later 5035189 Anonymous
>>5035122 theres so much god damn tracing in this fandom. why cant people just spend some time trying to draw a bit themselves? what fun is there is just copying...

1 hours later 5035190 Anonymous
>>5035156 "HEY! HEY YOU! DO YOU LIKE HOMESTUCK ??"

1 hours later 5035191 Anonymous
>>5035152 >Breaking Bad only gets one more half season >Big Bang Theory will go on for years There's no justice in the universe anonymous

1 hours later 5035192 Anonymous
>>5035152 > Young Justice > good Do you even cape?

1 hours later 5035193 Anonymous
>>5035175 ... odd, I don't like futa at all

1 hours later 5035195 Anonymous
>>5035168 Do you like britpop?

1 hours later 5035199 Anonymous
>>5035156 Would you go to Equestria and live the rest of your days with your ponies friends if they looked like THAT?

1 hours later 5035202 Anonymous
>>5035193 My straight nigga

1 hours later 5035204 Anonymous
>>5035172 What ass? She doesn't even have one

1 hours later 5035207 Braeburned
>>5035171 i seriously do not find any appeal in tits whatsoever like, i do not see literally ANYTHING about them attractive, not a single pair has ever done anything for me i guess my equivilant would be a nice plump pair of balls or something

1 hours later 5035210 Anonymous (1349748747911.gif 290x281 600kB)
>>5035184 >>5035168 >>5035174

1 hours later 5035211 Anonymous
>>5035202 feels good being cis scum

1 hours later 5035213 Anonymous
>>5035190 >>5035168 >>5035177 >>5035184 What the fuck am I missing here?

1 hours later 5035214 Anonymous
>>5035177 >rape is the minimum

1 hours later 5035217 Anonymous
>>5035179 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s74KyW7RRJ

1 hours later 5035219 Anonymous
>>5035210 why the fuck does this make me laugh so hard

1 hours later 5035222 Anonymous
>>5035191 You can only keep a drama going for so long before it starts to get stale anon. I rather have it end on a good note than let it beat itself to death

1 hours later 5035223 Anonymous
>>5035210 >Cease is gone forever He was an annoying shitposter but..

1 hours later 5035224 Anonymous
>>5035176 ;_;

1 hours later 5035225 Anonymous (1349477209616.jpg 729x777 154kB)
>>5035207 >watches show with primarily female figures why are you even here?

1 hours later 5035226 Anonymous
>>5035192 Capes are for latent homosexuals who sell out to the banks just to get shot in the revolving door

1 hours later 5035229 Anonymous (url.png 401x576 141kB)
>>5035053 >>5035111 Begone evil spirit

1 hours later 5035230 Anonymous
>>5035159 >"ARE YOU SAYING MY FISTS ARE MAKING PROMISES MY PUNCHES CAN'T KEEP?!" >"UPPERPUNCH!"

1 hours later 5035231 Anonymous (2deep4u.png 446x438 207kB)
>>5035204 But it's right there anon. Don't tell me it's not there. DON'T LIE TO ME. ANON YOU KNOW IT'S THERE. ANON!

1 hours later 5035234 Anonymous
>>5035152 >FiM is probably going to continue forever and declining in quality starting with S2 Ftfy.

1 hours later 5035235 Anonymous (sky_high_by_caramelbrulee-d5h91u0.jpg 660x660 401kB)
Any good horseboners lately?

1 hours later 5035236 Anonymous (Young-Justice-Invasion-Bloodlines-Impulse.jpg 1137x625 41kB)
>>5035192 looks like it's you the one who doesn't cape

1 hours later 5035238 Anonymous
>>5035213 You're missing out on the best genre of music

1 hours later 5035241 Anonymous
>>5035217 Hahaha nice one anon

1 hours later 5035242 Anonymous (pinkie pie and twilight jesus christ how horrifying.jpg 213x211 22kB)
>>5035229 oh my fucking god

1 hours later 5035243 Anonymous
>>5035234 But S2 isat least as good as S1

1 hours later 5035244 Anonymous
>>5035225 Wh No, you bit that one. That one's yours. Get me a fresh one.

1 hours later 5035245 Anonymous
>>5035238 but I like synthpop

1 hours later 5035249 Anonymous
>>5035231 DO YOU EVEN SEE IT? DO YOU?

1 hours later 5035250 Anonymous (HeyWhyIsMyDVRFullOfFoodNetwork IHadBigBangOn.png 320x240 29kB)
>>5035191

1 hours later 5035252 Anonymous
>>5035230 >>5035217 2slow

1 hours later 5035255 Anonymous
>>5035217 >that keep hahahaha well done

1 hours later 5035256 Anonymous
>>5035176 Fucking hipster whale

1 hours later 5035258 Anonymous (Your petty concerns make me laugh.gif 500x385 530kB)
>>5035217 Very good!

1 hours later 5035265 Anonymous
>>5035234 >Implying there'll never be a G5 Do you even Hasbro anon?

1 hours later 5035268 Anonymous
>>5035243 No it's not Ur a faget

1 hours later 5035270 Anonymous (Happyjack.png 995x864 476kB)
>>5035179 >>5035230 >YOU FIGHT LIKE A FILLY >WHO IS ALSO A BABY

1 hours later 5035274 Anonymous
>>5035255 slightly robotic, interrogative INFLECTION?!

1 hours later 5035275 Anonymous (tung songs.png 1000x1000 170kB)
>>5034940

1 hours later 5035276 Anonymous (1338267382705.png 3000x3291 380kB)
What's Corwin's site? Where is his fat brony who got heatstroke and dehydration and made a huge deal about it comic?

1 hours later 5035279 Anonymous
>>5035270 HAHA STOP PLEASE

1 hours later 5035280 Braeburned
>>5035225 because stallions >>5035235 ummmm

1 hours later 5035284 Anonymous
>>5035234 WHAT IF ITS GOOD WHAT IF ITS BAD WHAT IF EQUESTRIA WAS MADE OUT OF PUDDING

1 hours later 5035289 Anonymous
>>5035270 >>5035274 I am giggling like a moron here.

1 hours later 5035293 Anonymous (marker pony is displeased.png 433x517 181kB)
>>5033712 >>5033721 >official comic >characters are off model >Have seen far better fan art What gives?

1 hours later 5035294 Anonymous
>>5035234 >not being able to see the glory that will be s12

1 hours later 5035300 Anonymous
>>5035226 >>5035236 You know what I meant ya' bas'tards. The supa' mega people and somtimes aliens or robots; whatcha call 'em...

1 hours later 5035302 Anonymous (TheDayNatureFailed(2).png 1000x1210 429kB)
>>5035276 What comic? You mean the official comic? It doesn't have humans in it, silly.

1 hours later 5035306 Anonymous (spike laugh lulz.png 428x510 82kB)
>>5035217 glorious

1 hours later 5035308 Anonymous
>>5035275 hahahahahahahahaha that's great

1 hours later 5035312 Anonymous
>>5035276 > fat brony who got heatstroke and dehydration and made a huge deal about it That's Little Miss Jay. He's like if Nathan had his own Nathan.

1 hours later 5035316 Anonymous (synthpop.gif 250x140 747kB)
>>5035156 >>5035168 >>5035174 >>5035177 >>5035178 >>5035184 >>5035190 >>5035180 >>5035195 >>5035210 >>5035219 >>5035223 >>5035213 I love you, MLPG

1 hours later 5035319 Anonymous (World Apartment horror.jpg 1069x1600 529kB)
>>5035302 That comic, yeah. Where is it all?

1 hours later 5035320 Anonymous (1345524876956.gif 173x118 1263kB)
>>5035284 >Tfw Story from North America still makes you laugh

1 hours later 5035321 Anonymous (spike rarity falling fanart.jpg 1600x1200 275kB)
>>5035294 >Spike x Rarity confirmed in it fuck yeah my nigga

1 hours later 5035322 Anonymous
>>5035270 >Rumble is able to harvest all the apples. >After being told they killed Applejacks father.

1 hours later 5035323 Anonymous
>>5035302 >couldn't stand up because the rocks were hot as stoves I just realized, that makes absolutely no sense

1 hours later 5035329 Anonymous
>>5035312 did he ever get another tumblr?

1 hours later 5035336 Anonymous
>>5035322 >This might actually be true.

1 hours later 5035337 Anonymous
>>5035316 >le lazare face

1 hours later 5035338 Anonymous (sewesteea-tumblr.jpg 2500x1833 937kB)
>>5035235 This picture gave me a horseboner

1 hours later 5035339 Anonymous
>>5035302 >start walking down stairs >10% down, start breathing heavily >30%, heart is fucking pounding, vision starting to blur >Drink two of the serveral root beer bottles i brought with me for the trip >50%,starting to get dizzy >70%,everything is getting dark >75%, faint >wake up covered in root beer >my mom found me passed out on the stairs and called the paramedics I thought I was gonna die.

1 hours later 5035341 Anonymous
>>5035275 I love /mu/ humor. Well done.

1 hours later 5035342 Braeburned
>>5035329 he's using his double-entendre tumblr currently

1 hours later 5035345 Anonymous (tumblr_mbtbgrfywn1r4nckfo1_1280.png 1023x785 79kB)


1 hours later 5035349 Anonymous
>>5035338 Do horse legs even work that way is she crippled?

1 hours later 5035351 Anonymous
>>5035322 http://vocaroo.com/i/s17XILcU3yo3

1 hours later 5035352 Anonymous (TheDayNatureFailed(3).png 1000x1210 399kB)
>>5035319 It's right here, silly.

1 hours later 5035354 Anonymous
>>5035323 Wouldn't the head cause the opposite reaction? Touching a hot stove = you recoiling in pain.

1 hours later 5035357 Anonymous (Cheerilee Anonymous Student.png 3781x2965 751kB)
>>5035280 >ummmm I think he means ERP.

1 hours later 5035360 Anonymous (discord lmaoing laugh.jpg 640x357 50kB)
>>5035351 pffff hahahahah

1 hours later 5035362 Anonymous
>>5035302 >that David

1 hours later 5035365 Anonymous (habbaaby jack.png 297x417 64kB)
>MAXIMUM POWER?

1 hours later 5035366 Anonymous
>>5035349 Select your pistol...

1 hours later 5035373 Anonymous
>>5035352 >David is lantern jawed, barrel chested I'm literally in tears right now

1 hours later 5035374 Anonymous
>>5035349 dyewts

1 hours later 5035379 Anonymous
>>5035366 >Select your pistol... Remember when PA was relevant?

1 hours later 5035381 Anonymous
>>5035338 That motherfucker couldn't draw legs right to save his fucking life. He's progressed a fair amount in every department but his legs are still day 1 bad

1 hours later 5035383 Anonymous
>>5035351 HAHA

1 hours later 5035387 Anonymous
>>5035323 >>5035354 You forget he's a fat fuck and probably has to put his hands on the ground to push himself up. He's basically a pansy ass bloat that can't be assed to help himself in exchange for a few seconds of pain on his soft baby hands.

1 hours later 5035390 Anonymous
>>5035339 I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO.

1 hours later 5035391 Anonymous (DareYouEnter.png 450x450 93kB)
>>5035351 Oh my god...

1 hours later 5035392 Anonymous
>>5035322 >Its the quickest, most orderly harvest the Apple clan has had in a generation! >Rumble then punches each and every apple into applesauce, one at a time

1 hours later 5035394 Anonymous (tumblr_mbrehiMbJm1r4nckfo1_1280.jpg 1200x1200 138kB)
Spooky Horse

1 hours later 5035395 Anonymous (1349431611452.gif 500x500 230kB)
>>5035381 >art progress show me

1 hours later 5035399 Anonymous
>>5035387 C'mon man, that's not fair. He probably needs those hands to masturbate with.

1 hours later 5035401 Anonymous
>>5035352 I need page 1 as well. Also is it online anywhere that won't 404 in a few hours?

1 hours later 5035403 Anonymous
>>5035373 >>5035362 >You will never be friends with the Hoff.

1 hours later 5035406 Anonymous
>>5035242 Jesus pony will be canon in s5

1 hours later 5035409 Braeburned
>>5035381 He's still improving he doesn't sketch you know; he straight up starts with lineart. which means it's faster, but also more liable to make mistakes that dont get fixed, and also less likely to diverge from how he normally draws

1 hours later 5035415 Anonymous
>>5035409 WHO IS HE? WHERE CAN I SEE HIS IMPROVEMENT

1 hours later 5035418 Anonymous (1347523799020.png 606x540 427kB)
>>5035293 >He actually wants an on model comic book >He thinks off model = death >He actually thinks that a comic book should be rendered like fan art

1 hours later 5035423 Anonymous
>>5035401 http://pones-by-corwin.deviantart.com/

1 hours later 5035427 Anonymous (1346821341132.png 363x590 87kB)
>>5035409 >he doesn't sketch you know I don't get how people can do that without buttloads of experience.

1 hours later 5035430 Anonymous (Did tex ever draw this.png 552x758 639kB)
See filename.

1 hours later 5035432 Braeburned
>>5035415 SKIPSY http://skipsy.tumblr.com/ and his DA has his old stuff

1 hours later 5035437 Anonymous (Tidus.jpg 480x360 12kB)
>>5035409 >he doesn't sketch

1 hours later 5035445 Anonymous
>>5035418 >>He thinks off model = death Not the worst thing. But I want Twilight to look like the Twilight I've come to know and love. The pony noses are off. >He actually thinks that a comic book should be rendered like fan art Why is taht bad

1 hours later 5035446 Anonymous
>>5035409 >he doesn't sketch that's full goddamn retard

1 hours later 5035451 Anonymous
>>5035427 Him NOT sketching is going to completely kick his ass in the future

1 hours later 5035465 Duplex Fields
Dammit spiderbro, that's my mouse you're sniffing. Hold still.

1 hours later 5035467 Braeburned
>>5035451 He's learning to sketch though! he's picked it up recently and learned he can do things even faster now he's learning

1 hours later 5035470 Anonymous (I-IJustYankedOnItLikeIWasStartingAChainsaw.jpg 716x428 98kB)
>>5035445

1 hours later 5035471 Anonymous
>>5035427 Well, clearly you get results like that

1 hours later 5035479 Anonymous (1350103865740[1].png 676x673 54kB)
>>5035451

1 hours later 5035480 Anonymous
>>5035467 soon he will become self aware

1 hours later 5035482 Anonymous (1346198085735.jpg 300x293 10kB)
>>5035432 >all these motherfucking artists are improving faster than me

2 hours later 5035487 Anonymous
>>5035465 kill that fucking spider

2 hours later 5035488 Anonymous (1341748804475[2].jpg 3264x2448 580kB)
>>5035470 >Reaction images instead of arguments.

2 hours later 5035490 Anonymous (tumblr_mbtcsh14xq1qjs7mxo2_1280.png 578x577 100kB)
Would you?

2 hours later 5035492 Small Waves (official_mlp_comic_from_german_magazine__page_1_by_rike42-d4gxwq2.jpg 761x1049 222kB)
>>5035445 Because we would get bullshit like THIS again

2 hours later 5035495 Anonymous
>In psychology, the false-consensus effect or false-consensus bias is a cognitive bias whereby a person tends to overestimate how much other people agree with him or her. There is a tendency for people to assume that their own opinions, beliefs, preferences, values and habits are 'normal' and that others also think the same way that they do. This cognitive bias tends to lead to the perception of a consensus that does not exist, a 'false consensus'. This false consensus is significant because it increases self-esteem. The need to be "normal" and fit in with other people is underlined by a desire to conform and be liked by others in a social environment.

2 hours later 5035496 Anonymous
>>5035490 no

2 hours later 5035501 Anonymous
>>5035470 and i still don't understand this filename

2 hours later 5035502 Anonymous
>>5035482 He didn't even know how to draw 2 years ago ;_;

2 hours later 5035503 Anonymous
>>5035490 Why is he holding a small picture of a blurry circle?

2 hours later 5035504 Anonymous
>>5035479 Do you have the one of the /mu/tant at the party? The >tfw superior patrician one?

2 hours later 5035508 Anonymous
>>5035490 That condom better be for him. Because it's far too small to fit me.

2 hours later 5035510 Anonymous (Luna wolf.png 500x500 95kB)
>>5035488 >fat ugly bitches instead of cute adorable ponies

2 hours later 5035512 Juice
>>5035490 depends on what CD that is that's a CD right

2 hours later 5035513 Anonymous
>>5035487 >Killing spiders Not cool dude

2 hours later 5035516 Anonymous
>>5035501 the joke is dicks

2 hours later 5035518 Duplex Fields
>>5035487 He's fast, like a marsupial.

2 hours later 5035519 Anonymous
>>5035495 What does this even have to do with 4chan at all?

2 hours later 5035520 Anonymous
>>5035479 >Drive >Christina Hendricks in slow motion

2 hours later 5035522 Anonymous
>>5035490 tiny marshmallow horse is not for sexually

2 hours later 5035527 Anonymous
>>5035510 >that >fat

2 hours later 5035529 Duplex Fields
>>5035519 What DOESN'T it have to do with 4chan, anon?

2 hours later 5035530 Anonymous
>>5035495 Wikipedia spammer? Is that you?

2 hours later 5035532 Anonymous
>>5035492 >See? I want to see it too! Oh Pinkie

2 hours later 5035533 Anonymous (97778__UNOPT__.png 633x350 286kB)
breakfast is served

2 hours later 5035536 Braeburned
>>5035502 I barely could either I've only been drawing for 2 1/2 years (im 18) you just gotta want to learn, find tutorials, learn from other artists, and practice, seriously

2 hours later 5035538 Anonymous
>>5035487 what did that spider ebver do to you

2 hours later 5035539 Anonymous
>>5035503 "Check it out, anon! I spent all day learning photoshop!"

2 hours later 5035541 Anonymous
>>5035519 Everything?

2 hours later 5035542 Anonymous
>>5035510 >ponies >warhammer ugh. could you be any more "Hey Internet, look how cool I am! I get your references! Am I cool yet?"

2 hours later 5035543 Anonymous (tumblr_mbghaiOor71r5h2ogo9_1280[2].png 640x876 91kB)
>>5035492 >Because we would get bullshit like THIS again Isn't that falling into a bit of an "either or" argument? Those German comics are just cheap lazy flash comics. I just wished the official comic had ponies that looked more on model.

2 hours later 5035544 Anonymous
>>5035501 Some dude was having fun with his girlfriend, she had anal beads in and wanted him to pull them out. And he well, filename.

2 hours later 5035547 Anonymous
>>5035539 >PS >not Illustrator

2 hours later 5035552 Anonymous
>>5035530 I learned a lot from that man

2 hours later 5035554 Anonymous
>>5035544 Those poor intestines

2 hours later 5035563 Anonymous
>>5035445 Because comedy comic books traditionally have cartoonish artwork to tell a story fast, while remaining attractive - don't expect them to painstakingly render every feather in Dash's wings in every frame just because some fan artist did it.

2 hours later 5035566 Anonymous (Aubrey.jpg 1600x1200 378kB)
>>5035510 >Dissing the girl next door perfection that is Aubrey

2 hours later 5035567 Anonymous
>>5035533 What was this grilled cheese thing from? I saw it on /co/ all the time before, but never bothered to ask

2 hours later 5035569 Anonymous
>>5035533 gwilled cheese if you pwease

2 hours later 5035571 Anonymous
>>5035427 Even professionals sketch before drawing shit. Not doing that is just stupid.

2 hours later 5035574 Anonymous (reaper__pony_and_bird_by_dragon_fangx-d4bv5tn.png 900x695 267kB)
>>5035542 Hmmm... I'll have a look

2 hours later 5035576 Anonymous (1350104841422.png 578x577 117kB)
>>5035512

2 hours later 5035578 Anonymous
Would you let a pony snuggle up under your shirt and poke their head out of the top?

2 hours later 5035581 Anonymous
>>5035479 Capes are hilarious. Post bronies in Capes. Some guy did CMC capes once.

2 hours later 5035582 Anonymous
>>5035542 Why do you have to hate fun, anon?

2 hours later 5035584 Anonymous
>>5035536 >tfw can't be a good artist until I've drawn for years >almost reaching my first year milestone and it feels like I've done nothing at all

2 hours later 5035585 Anonymous
>>5035567 The Looney Tunes Show

2 hours later 5035589 RustyDooks
>>5035567 It's a mini song from that New Looney Tunes cartoon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxu75V4HHAk

2 hours later 5035593 Anonymous
>>5035533 How is she holding the bread like that?

2 hours later 5035600 Anonymous
>>5035578 Hell, her lower half can be in my pants.

2 hours later 5035604 Anonymous
>>5035520 >>Drive >>Christina Hendricks gets a shotgun to the head in slow motion

2 hours later 5035606 Anonymous
>>5035593 magnets

2 hours later 5035607 Anonymous
>>5035576 Make one with him holding a copy of SICP

2 hours later 5035611 Anonymous
>>5035584 >tfw draw for a year >tfw you have become a sensation feels good man

2 hours later 5035612 Braeburned
>>5035593 it's buttered and sticky, probably

2 hours later 5035613 Juice
>>5035576 i don't know what that is. looks terrible

2 hours later 5035615 Anonymous
>>5035544 guaaaaahhhh nooo that's not even slightly how you use anal beaaaads You're supposed to pop them out slowly when the person cums aaaahghghgh

2 hours later 5035617 Anonymous
>>5035582 call me crazy, but 40k doesn't seem to attract the most fun-loving types

2 hours later 5035621 Anonymous
>>5035542 Well, there was a Luna Wolves legion.

2 hours later 5035633 Anonymous (1349743986120.png 500x375 188kB)
>>5035611 tiara please go

2 hours later 5035634 Anonymous
>>5035611 >tfw draw for a year >significantly better at drawing, still mostly-unknown Feels pretty goodman

2 hours later 5035642 Anonymous
>>5035543 >GG's best, most interesting and sexist character >Wasted on stupid rape porn

2 hours later 5035645 Anonymous
>>5035612 Is your butter sticky? You need to stop buying that kind of butter

2 hours later 5035646 Anonymous
>>5035566 That is one fine looking butt

2 hours later 5035648 Anonymous
>>5035611 >>5035634 fuck you fuckers why can't i have something good in my life for once

2 hours later 5035652 Anonymous (SYNTH POP.png 578x577 133kB)
>>5035512 >>5035576 >DO YOU LIKE SYNTH POP?

2 hours later 5035656 Juice
>>5035574 >Angry Bird Why? >>5035604 >>5035520 oh man that part was cool. it almost looked like that really handsome guy was gonna rape cowtits mcgoo

2 hours later 5035657 Anonymous
>>5035621 I literally just started started reading the Horus Heresy.

2 hours later 5035658 Anonymous
>>5035589 >>5035585 Wow Maybe I should haven't been so quick to over look new Looney Tunes

2 hours later 5035659 tiarawhy
>>5035633 how did you know?

2 hours later 5035663 Anonymous
>>5035648 everybody progresses differently

2 hours later 5035666 Anonymous
>>5035646 I'd squeeze them cheeks

2 hours later 5035667 Anonymous
>>5035648 There's an RVA thread on /co/. Those are fun. It's a Captain N episode, though.

2 hours later 5035668 Anonymous (dogs-playing-poker.jpg 500x336 223kB)
>>5035593 How are these dogs playing cards? It should be impossible, and yet somehow they go on... playing the game. In the end, aren't we all just dogs playing poker?

2 hours later 5035669 Anonymous
>>5035617 Remember: All fanbases are terrible

2 hours later 5035671 Anonymous
>>5035659 You're a bragging attentionwhoring faggot

2 hours later 5035674 Anonymous
>>5035656 >it almost looked like that really handsome guy was gonna rape cowtits mcgoo No clue what you're talking about

2 hours later 5035678 Anonymous
>>5035659 I wish you'd stop bragging

2 hours later 5035679 Anonymous
>>5035593 stones of attraction

2 hours later 5035681 Anonymous
>>5035657 I WAS THERE THE DAY HORUS SLEW THE EMPEROR

2 hours later 5035686 Anonymous
>>5035663 that doesn't make it better. some people will spend their lives trying to achive something and fail horrible and others will be rich and famous before they are even 18.

2 hours later 5035689 Anonymous
>>5035658 The best part of the show are basically the musical bits, and that's pretty much it

2 hours later 5035692 Anonymous (1349541258778.png 282x281 6kB)
So uh...is EmptyAudio around?

2 hours later 5035697 Anonymous
>>5035686 Life is unfair. Enjoy what you do.

2 hours later 5035700 Anonymous
>>5035613 That's the point. Have a listen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKz-M661AAU I hope you have descent head phones or a good speaker system with some good range. Cuz' you wouldn't know what you missing.

2 hours later 5035701 Braeburned
if you say you've been drawing for a year and you dont think you've improved then you haven't been drawing for a year you've been shitting around and doodling for a year draw everyday, draw stuff you know you dont know how to draw, and learn how to draw it. tutorials, speedpaints, tracing and experimenting, whatever the more you draw, the more you improve. you will never get WORSE if you keep on drawing

2 hours later 5035704 Anonymous
>>5035666 Nice and plump

2 hours later 5035709 Anonymous
>>5035668 PONIES CANT PLAY CARDS!

2 hours later 5035710 Anonymous (ralph.jpg 320x316 12kB)
>>5035663 >>5035686 I just guess my whole life was destined to be one giant train wreck where i'll die alone

2 hours later 5035714 Juice
>>5035674 that one part in drive where they got to the hotel after the botched robbery, ryan gosling hand his hands over henricks's mouth and was pointing his mighty finger at her and I thought it would've been cool if he stuck his penis in her but he didn't because it wasn't that kind of movie

2 hours later 5035715 Anonymous
>draw for 18 months >doing pretty good >not super well-known but have the respect of some peers >things are gonna be alright

2 hours later 5035720 Anonymous
>>5035656 >Angry bird Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

2 hours later 5035722 Anonymous (rainbow_dash_dance_by_clyvore-d3dprw6.gif 900x670 784kB)
>>5035671 >>5035678 hehe

2 hours later 5035723 Anonymous (nanakiwithfurrymusic.png 578x577 128kB)
>>5035652

2 hours later 5035724 Duplex Fields (lettersfromtwilight.tumblr.com pajama party.jpg 500x410 71kB)
>>5035658 It's a better show that I thought it would be, but it took me a couple of episodes to get into it. The side songs are sometimes good, sometimes laughably embarrassing. But the continuity is actually a nice change. And the expressions in the Family Photo episode last week were hilarious. We /co/ now

2 hours later 5035729 Anonymous (Dis nigga serious.jpg 554x536 58kB)
>>5035714 >that one part in drive where they got to the hotel after the botched robbery, ryan gosling hand his hands over henricks's mouth and was pointing his mighty finger at her and I thought it would've been cool if he stuck his penis in her but he didn't because it wasn't that kind of movie

2 hours later 5035730 FlyingSaucer (carrotderpy ponies cant play cards.png 2338x1700 938kB)
>>5035709 >not posting it but why

2 hours later 5035731 Anonymous
>>5035681 the 40k books are fun little reads. Much of what makes the setting so interesting is the lore

2 hours later 5035734 Anonymous
>>5035723 This is probably more likely what would happen

2 hours later 5035735 EmptyAudio
>>5035692 Why yes, yes I am.

2 hours later 5035738 Anonymous (Poker Night.jpg 1920x1080 1550kB)
>>5035709 Shut up anon You're just mad that Riker Dash took all your money...

2 hours later 5035746 Anonymous
>>5035735 The waiting begins...

2 hours later 5035747 Anonymous
>>5035710 why die alone when you can go on a killing spree and take others with you

2 hours later 5035750 Anonymous
>>5035700 >>5035576 >Earth That's 7hip5me

2 hours later 5035751 Anonymous (Edgar1_med.jpg 476x263 20kB)
>>5035709 And yet they can.

2 hours later 5035752 Anonymous
>>5035730 I didnt have it I'm sorry, Im bad at pony. Can we play again?

2 hours later 5035755 Anonymous
>>5035731 I haven't played the game in years. Tabletop or Dawn of War. But the stories I have to come back to again and again.

2 hours later 5035757 Anonymous
Which pony/ponies doesn't/don't believe in evolution?

2 hours later 5035760 Anonymous
>>5035700 >>5035613 >>5035750 Anyone have the ms paint comic? Can't find it.

2 hours later 5035761 Anonymous
>>5035746 Or you could just go to the already-dead thread. Or get each other on Skype or something. Christ.

2 hours later 5035768 Anonymous (pone with pone beats.png 578x577 115kB)
>>5035723

2 hours later 5035771 Anonymous
>>5035738 OK MLPG, who would win in a poker tournament The mane 6 or the Enterprise bridge officers of The Next Generation?

2 hours later 5035774 Anonymous (ABSWTCHMN-B-005.jpg 1680x2634 1869kB)
Hello /co/. Anyone have a super HD scan of Watchmen that is NOT from the Absolute edition? Because Absolute was recolored and it looks just awful.

2 hours later 5035775 Anonymous
>>5035757 Pinkie She wrote her own creation myth

2 hours later 5035780 Anonymous (1350001483637.gif 1920x1080 1980kB)
>>5035722 It is a little inconsiderate to rub your success in others' faces constantly.

2 hours later 5035782 Anonymous
>>5035747 Why do that when you can isolate yourself from most of society, spending every waking hour training your mind and body with martial arts, or assembling your equipment, and then when the time comes, reemerge as a costumed vigilante? save them

2 hours later 5035790 Anonymous (Watchmen 0102.jpg 907x1438 422kB)
>>5035774 For comparison. This is what the original looks like.

2 hours later 5035792 Anonymous (discord_by_atryl-d4rill9.png 900x754 749kB)
>>5035757 This one

2 hours later 5035793 Anonymous (1341775319619.jpg 153x156 15kB)
>>5035701 I'm pretty sure I've been drawing for a year It all still looks fucking horrible I've been studying and really just trying to improve but i cant

2 hours later 5035795 Anonymous
>>5035701 Or maybe you are good at something else just not drawing

2 hours later 5035799 Anonymous
>>5035757 Celestia and Luna, since they were there at Creation. also Pinkie, because she knows Lauren personally. Try again.

2 hours later 5035801 Anonymous
>>5035780 thats not tiara. hes been playing xcom. but he does do that every now and then anyway

2 hours later 5035802 Anonymous (Geordi and Data.png 703x573 563kB)
>>5035771 Are you fucking joking?

2 hours later 5035804 Anonymous
>>5035774 >that Radioactive Man parody I wish I have more Simpson's comics...

2 hours later 5035808 Anonymous
>>5035790 >>5035774 Oh jeez, why would they even do that?

2 hours later 5035809 Anonymous
>>5035795 >tfw not good at ANYTHING

2 hours later 5035810 Anonymous
>>5035771 Riker and Dash cancel each other out The only ponies that probably play good is Rarity, Pinkie and FS if Angel is allowed AJ can't bluff to save her life and Twilight would be easy to read I'm going with the Picard and company

2 hours later 5035812 Anonymous
>>5035724 I want to have hugs with those two dressed like that

2 hours later 5035816 Anonymous
>>5035799 >Celestia and Luna, since they were there at Creation. Nope. Equestria was founded before they were around. And Discord terrorized them after that. THEN they appeared.

2 hours later 5035823 Anonymous
What are you listening to? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsArcMMqbhw

2 hours later 5035824 Anonymous (Nanaki wants to listen to ITAOTS.png 578x577 150kB)
>>5035768

2 hours later 5035827 Anonymous
>>5035816 Founded before their reign.

2 hours later 5035829 Anonymous
>>5035823 animal farts

2 hours later 5035832 Anonymous
>>5035809 >tfw just want to lay around and idly pass your life away with simple earthly pleasures it ain't easy being a hedonist

2 hours later 5035833 Anonymous (well__what_are_you_waiting_for_by_cresento-d48mppz.png 900x1200 1877kB)
>>5035790 >>5035774 I too would like a better scan

2 hours later 5035834 Anonymous (Converge-All-That-You-Leave-Behind-cover.jpg 604x604 102kB)
>>5035823

2 hours later 5035836 Anonymous
>>5035809 you are good at something you just dont know what yet

2 hours later 5035837 Anonymous
>>5035823 I was looking around Youtube for shitty music and found something I actually kinda like. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbmAO3MLM-g

2 hours later 5035842 Anonymous
>>5035761 I'd rather have a freshly dead horse that won't fall off the board quickly. We're not going to bother you so calm down.

2 hours later 5035850 Anonymous
>>5035490 fuck off reagan

2 hours later 5035851 Anonymous
>>5035808 >Oh jeez, why would they even do that? The idea is good: Make a hard cover edition of their best comics in huge books. But they decided to use modern coloring techniques (digital) and ruined it. What I want are super HD versions of the original.

2 hours later 5035856 Anonymous (nanaki holds a picture of nanaki holding nanaki.png 578x577 136kB)
>>5035824

2 hours later 5035860 tiarawhy
>>5035659 fluffy pls stop namefagging as me.

2 hours later 5035861 Anonymous (derpytwilightsparkle.gif 340x200 51kB)
>>5035799 >Implying Celestia and Luna are primordial They're 2nd generation Titans at best Discord would be primordial though

2 hours later 5035862 Anonymous
>tfw rewatching Samurai Jack I totally forgot how fucking sweet this show was.

2 hours later 5035863 Anonymous
>>5035810 >Riker and Dash cancel each other out Just picturing this in my mind makes me smile more then it should

2 hours later 5035864 FlyingSaucer (unicorn angry.png 673x645 216kB)
>>5035827 Well they clearly didn't have their sun and moon powers at the time if they existed at all, because the Unicorns were shown doing that themselves

2 hours later 5035865 Anonymous
>>5035836 i'm terrible at everything I try

2 hours later 5035868 Braeburned
>>5035793 then find other ways of improving, i dunno! sometimes other people see your mistakes better than you do, try getting outside input on your art. maybe try different mediums! or find something else creativity wise to express yourself in if straight up drawing isn't working for you. sculpting, plushies, photo manip etc

2 hours later 5035871 Anonymous
I want to cuddle Nanaki's OC.

2 hours later 5035872 Juice
>>5035700 2deep4me

2 hours later 5035877 Anonymous
>>5035860 You're STILL an attentionwhoring bragging faggot

2 hours later 5035878 Anonymous
>>5035864 weren't using their powers.

2 hours later 5035883 Anonymous
>>5035877 And you're a whining faggot. You two should get along fine.

2 hours later 5035885 Anonymous
>>5035824 This is actually what I'm listening to right now.

2 hours later 5035887 Anonymous
>>5035834 what genre is this and where can i find a link to download it?

2 hours later 5035892 Anonymous (Nanaki wants to watch Inception.png 578x577 143kB)
>>5035856

2 hours later 5035899 Anonymous
>>5035865 think of more outside the box things like dissection and pipe bomb making

2 hours later 5035900 Anonymous
>>5035892 You know, it stopped being funny 20 edits ago.

2 hours later 5035904 Anonymous
>>5035837 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAFXFz4SQbc HEY HEY DO YOU LIKE DREAM POP?

2 hours later 5035905 Anonymous
>>5035871 I want to rail his ass over pulled aside panties until he screams, but I don't talk about it.

2 hours later 5035909 Anonymous (Rubbing their Cheeks Together.png 690x588 292kB)
>>5035883 Just like these two

2 hours later 5035913 tiarawhy (bronycon_pic_3_by_3600letgo-d55qydl.jpg 900x675 86kB)
>>5035877

2 hours later 5035914 Anonymous (1344520960399.png 320x332 17kB)
>>5035868 I'm just destined to be a terrible artist

2 hours later 5035916 Anonymous (Riker swag.png 765x719 930kB)
>>5035863 I need fanart of this.

2 hours later 5035920 Anonymous (Robot-No-fun-allowed.jpg 488x516 91kB)
>>5035900

2 hours later 5035927 Juice
>>5035892 ponies holding things in their mouths isn't cute anymore that's another one off the list

2 hours later 5035931 Anonymous
>>5035864 >takes a fuck ton of unicorns to move the sun >suddenly celestia is born and can do that for them by herself It's like she's jesus or something.

2 hours later 5035932 Anonymous
>>5035899 What if.....we put the explosives on the OUTSIDE of the pipe?

2 hours later 5035934 Anonymous (Screen shot 2012-10-13 at 1.29.19 AM.png 364x354 208kB)
>>5035823 >Not listening to Merzbeat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BInLhUWO1TY

2 hours later 5035943 Anonymous
>>5035932 well then try it, dont let anything stop you

2 hours later 5035947 Anonymous
>>5035916 ok ok Who is more useless in a fight? Fluttershy or Worf?

2 hours later 5035950 Anonymous
>>5035934 >click link >youtube changed the layout yet again Why.

2 hours later 5035954 Anonymous
>>5035823 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wz0mAjUvIc Best Dubstep song out there

2 hours later 5035955 Anonymous (1349948215860.gif 172x192 642kB)
>>5035947 Worf kicked ass though

2 hours later 5035956 Anonymous
>>5035934 Holy shit, Merzbow made something that's actually good?

2 hours later 5035957 Anonymous
>>5035932 AND THEN WE PUT A SUB CRITICAL NUCLEAR MASS IN SIDE THE PIPE?

2 hours later 5035962 Anonymous
>>5035913 So disgusting looking.

2 hours later 5035963 Anonymous
>>5035904 I don't think I do. Is this some kind of insult? Please forgive me, I am intentionally ignorant about music.

2 hours later 5035966 tiarawhy
>>5035950 web 3.0

2 hours later 5035970 Juice
>>5035823 just this old standard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJs6fFugXpI

2 hours later 5035971 Anonymous
>>5035947 Fluttershy actually hurts enemies by making them trip over her so she's more useful

2 hours later 5035982 Anonymous
>>5035947 Ever seen the supercut of Worf's ideas getting shot down? It's hilarious. Ironic then that Michael Dorn and Ronald Moore want to do another Star Trek.

2 hours later 5035986 tiarawhy
>>5035823 sketching crystal pone and listening to dream on by aerosmith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ynrSEjHyRI

2 hours later 5035988 Anonymous (1348370390984.png 241x546 14kB)
Chocolate Twilight vs. Regular Twilight

2 hours later 5035989 Anonymous
>>5035955 >Worf >kicking ass Yeah, on the holodeck maybe.

2 hours later 5035991 Anonymous
>>5035986 is it porn?

2 hours later 5035993 Anonymous
>>5035771 I hated black cyclops in Star Trek

2 hours later 5035997 Anonymous
>>5035963 He's referencing the synthpop thing from earlier in the thread anyone care to explain it?

2 hours later 5035999 Anonymous
>>5035916 >I don't need your dream mares.

2 hours later 5036002 Anonymous
>>5035887 Converge - All We Love We Leave Behind It's aggressive hardcore-punk/metalcore kind of something or other I just got it off TPB

2 hours later 5036004 tiarawhy
>>5035991 dont know yet. might just go back to playing more xcom for a while though.

2 hours later 5036005 FlyingSaucer (celestia displeased2.png 578x543 172kB)
>>5035931 She is more like a pony Kwisatz Haderach if you have read dune The perfect pony, bred from all 3 pony bloodlines that has hax godpowers and controlls the destiny of all pones I wonder if equestria has worms

2 hours later 5036006 Anonymous
>>5035993 racist! ableist!

2 hours later 5036008 Anonymous
>>5035988 that is a cute pony

2 hours later 5036012 Duplex Fields
>>5035993 I always identified with Data, and envied his friendship with Geordi.

2 hours later 5036013 Anonymous (1340247953373.jpg 622x600 288kB)
>>5035988 No

2 hours later 5036014 Anonymous
>>5035993 You're not going to giver everyone on star trek names like Magic Horn and Tree Kicker, are you?

2 hours later 5036019 Juice
>>5035988 regular that's the twilight i've grown accustomed to, so any variation on that seems too out of character for me to like

2 hours later 5036022 Anonymous
>>5035988 Regular Twilight. But that doesn't mean Chocolate twilight can't be nice once in a while.

2 hours later 5036030 Anonymous
>>5035989 >Worf's training program, level 1 >Ponies

2 hours later 5036031 Anonymous
>>5035899 Knife throwing! Juggling! Competitive breast massage!

2 hours later 5036032 Anonymous (Data and Geordi.png 333x338 190kB)
>>5036012 Data and Geordi were the bro-est of bros. One of the best parts of TNG.

2 hours later 5036037 Anonymous
>>5035988 Neither, she is an awful horse.

2 hours later 5036039 Anonymous (nanakilies.png 1000x1000 457kB)
>>5035900 I disagree

2 hours later 5036041 Anonymous
>>5036005 Pony only has worms when it eats undercooked meat

2 hours later 5036043 Anonymous (1328034180414.png 625x554 30kB)
>>5035988 Give me the chocolate, baby!

2 hours later 5036044 Anonymous (1349900279854.png 1076x1160 280kB)
I think I like the full bodysuit better.

2 hours later 5036047 EmptyAudio
>>5036005 >you will never Celestia's dainty horsemouth

2 hours later 5036049 Anonymous
>>5035947 >Fluttershy shames Worf when they are planet side. >Pickard just looks at Worf with disgust when they reach the holodeck.

2 hours later 5036053 Anonymous
>>5036014 Magic Hat ran a pretty good bar. She also gave Snappy Pranks a run for his money.

2 hours later 5036054 Anonymous
>>5036044 I think she can't breath or fly

2 hours later 5036061 Anonymous
>>5035997 Troll on /mu/ Avatarfags as Rainbow Dash Dismisses the validity of all forms of music besides synthpop Denies the Holocaust

2 hours later 5036062 Anonymous
>>5036030 >Scotty can still hear the screaming.

2 hours later 5036065 Anonymous
>>5036044 >latex covered wings I like this thing

2 hours later 5036071 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>5036005 They sure do! You need to visit the doctor to get something for them!

2 hours later 5036073 Anonymous
>>5036049 >Worf spends the rest of the episode trying to commit suicide

2 hours later 5036078 Anonymous
>>5036014 Nope theres only Black Cyclops and Worf Nanaki

2 hours later 5036079 Anonymous
>>5036071 HAHAHA TOO SLOW >>5036041

2 hours later 5036082 Anonymous
>>5036053 Remember the time Asperger Holodeck got caught playing with ponies instead of working?

2 hours later 5036085 Anonymous
>>5036039 >not using this edit >>5035892

2 hours later 5036087 Anonymous
>>5036073 What? Again?

2 hours later 5036090 Anonymous
>Of these, the security personnel were quite expendable. TOS: "The Changeling" and "The Apple", in TOS Season 2, both featured four security redshirts dying in each episode. "The Changeling" has the most anonymity involved; all but one of the redshirts that die are unnamed, the other being Carlisle (Nomad also "killed" Mr. Scott, but was kind enough to restore him at Kirk's request). Bronies time traveled and ruined Star Treck!

2 hours later 5036092 Anonymous
>>5036078 >tfw you've been calling Nanaki "Worf" as a joke for probably 8 months now

2 hours later 5036103 Anonymous
>>5036053 >>5036082 This is incredibly silly and I feel silly for know exactly whos who

2 hours later 5036107 Anonymous
>>5036062 >Scotty >TNG Get out.

2 hours later 5036113 Anonymous
>>5036082 >THOSE FUCKING EPISODES AAAAUHUHUHUHUHGHGHUGHUGHGHU ALL OF MY CRINGING

2 hours later 5036126 Anonymous
>>5036062 >Scotty >Not Anikin

2 hours later 5036130 Anonymous
>>5036092 >Insulting the name of Worf.

2 hours later 5036131 Anonymous
>>5036113 HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME HE SAVED VOYAGER?

2 hours later 5036144 Anonymous
>>5036130 Yeah. Shame on you guys. He does that enough on his own without you rubbing it in!

2 hours later 5036146 Anonymous
>>5036130 >implying the show didn't already insult his name into the ground

2 hours later 5036149 Anonymous
>>5036082 Remember Gay Sweater episodes? Glad they got rid of him early in the show.

2 hours later 5036152 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bBD5yyT-s0 >MLPG in a nutshell.

2 hours later 5036153 Anonymous
>>5036107 Relics was a brilliant episode. It also stars Geordi being bro-tier again. See also, I, Borg. Geordi was pretty much the best.

2 hours later 5036162 Anonymous
>>5036107 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relics_%28Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation%29

2 hours later 5036173 Anonymous
>>5036165 >>5036165 >>5036165 >>5036165

2 hours later 5036175 Anonymous
>>5036153 The episode with the Dyson sphere? man i liked that episode

2 hours later 5036178 Anonymous
>>5036153 I would watch a show about Captain Geordi and the Enterprise F. I would watch the shit out of it.

2 hours later 5036182 Anonymous
>>5036162 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfAxcBmVDYc&feature=g-vrec

2 hours later 5036183 Anonymous
>>5036153 Yeah Too bad he was b lind

2 hours later 5036186 Anonymous
>>5036175 I liked the novel.

2 hours later 5036189 Anonymous
>>5036153 Indeed it was. I need to go watch TNG again. You guys are reminding me why I love it so much/

2 hours later 5036274 Anonymous
Is it safe?

2 hours later 5036283 EmptyAudio
>>5036274 I think so.

2 hours later 5036290 Anonymous
>>5036283 Where to begin?

2 hours later 5036292 Anonymous
>>5036274 We're clear

2 hours later 5036316 Anonymous
>>5036290 How about you start us off and set the scene of the competition. Big Mac, Caramel and how many other stallions are here to determine who's the biggest and the best when it comes to pony cocks?

2 hours later 5036450 Anonymous
>>5036316 I suppose the barn at Sweet Apple Acres would be the best location. It's reasonably quiet and private. It's probably not a public affair, just a few stallions in the know, maybe a dozen or so. Contests include length, girth, weight, ball size, volume of output, distance, etc. No pony's ever come close to winning all of these events of course, but Mac's still been the reigning champion five years running, only losing out in a few categories.

3 hours later 5036597 Anonymous
>>5036450 The contest begins with length. Easily the most basic comparison they could make, but given the other events it's best to get it out of the way first. The rules are simple. Each contestant stands in front of a low table and gets himself erect. Once he's ready he kneels down and lays out his cock, balls hanging off one edge. Another pony makes a mark at the tip. Whoever's got their mark farthest from the edge wins. Caramel goes first, making an impressive foot and a quarter mark on the table. Unfortunately the next stallion still dwarfs him by several inches. Those waiting in line slap against their bellies to get as hard as possible, several spurting thin streams of pre as they eagerly await their chance to show off. Big Mac goes last, his cock landing on the table with a heavy thump. He beats the next largest stallion by a full two inches, grinning as he stands and prepares to announce his victory. He's interrupted by the sound of a colt clearing his throat from the other side of the room.

3 hours later 5036719 Anonymous
>>5036597 I'm sure Mac recognizes that voice right away, his throat seizing up as he turns to see Snails giving a smug grin. He doesn't know how the colt managed to sneak in without him noticing or even how he found out about today. The other stallions are all confused. There have never been any underage stallions at any of these events before. Caramel glances up at Mac, wondering why the big red workhorse is going so pale. Looking back at Snails, he can see something thick and black beginning to emerge from his sheath as the skinny colt saunters over to the table.

3 hours later 5036840 Anonymous
>>5036719 A loud thud makes Big Mac's ass clench reflexively as Snails' cock slams into the hardwood table. He lets out a goofy laugh as he looks down at the series of marks, every last one of them behind his flare. "Wow, I remember being that small." he drawls before looking up at the stunned faces of the stallions surrounding him. "Guess I'm the biggest, huh? Oh wait, aren't you supposed to be hard for this one?" Big Mac is the only pony other than Snails with his jaw not on the floor. Caramel's cheeks start to flush as Big Mac stammers an agreement to the young colt. "Well, who's gonna help me get this thing hard then?"

3 hours later 5037012 Anonymous
>>5036840 For several tense seconds no one in the room makes a move or even takes their eyes off that ebony monster. Mac tries to process what he's just heard. He thought that colossal cock looked slightly bigger than he remembered it, but did he just say he wasn't hard? Mac's own measurement, the longest so far, came to just below the colt's medial ring, more than half of that fat dick stretching past it. Before he could stammer out a question though, Caramel broke the stillness in the room, walking over to begin licking at the base of that absurd length. "That's a good start but I'm gonna need more than one volunteer if we wanna get through this. I heard there's more contests after this."

3 hours later 5037167 Anonymous
>>5037012 Caramel's attention to the base of the colt's cock was enough for it to start to slowly swell. Another stallion sheepishly headed in followed by two more, alternating sides of the table and moving further down his growing length. Snails sighed and encouraged them as they bowed their heads beneath him and rubbed his cock harder with their tongues. With every throb his cock grew longer and longer, not to mention thicker. Which meant more and more flesh for the stallions to cover. Soon his medial ring was pushing past his front legs and all the stallions save Big Mac were eagerly lapping at his glistening cock. With the other ponies distracted, Snails looked Big Mac in the eyes and wiggled his eyebrows. "I'm almost there - you want to give my flare a good lapping?" Big Mac blushed as he struggled to hide just how much he did.

3 hours later 5037357 Anonymous
>>5037167 Without a word, Mac slowly stepped around the table, his own erection bouncing beneath him, as the greeted Snails's cockhead from the other side. The huge flare was near the edge of the table as Mac bent down, touching his tongue to the enormous glans. He could feel the colt's heartbeat as he licked and slobbered over the fat head, and before long the enormous rod was draped across the entire table, the very tip hanging over the far edge. "You should have brought a bigger table. How do you expect to measure me if I can't even fit?"

3 hours later 5037516 Anonymous
>>5037357 There was another awkward silence as the colt grinned smugly. This time Big Mac was the one to step up, telling Snails to take a few steps back - if their table wasn't long enough, they all had measuring sticks slung between their legs, didn't they? Resting his absolutely massive flare on the table so his cock would stay level, Big Mac strode up alongside the colt and kneeled down. Caramel and another stallion pushed his cock until it pressed snugly against Snails' far larger girth. At Big Mac's order, the previous second place stallion stood on the opposite side and lined his tip up with Big Mac's. Third place followed suit, his flare just barely behind Snails' massive swollen glans. "Hah, does this mean I get first, second and third place?" Thoroughly humiliated, the stallions stepped aside as Snails turned triumphant, his flare rolling off the table and bobbing dangerously close to the ground. Smiling brightly he clenched hard, sending the bottom third of his shaft up to smack loudly against his belly, the turgid shaft wobbling slightly as it bent upwards in front of him and spat a thick rivulet of pre to splatter all over the ground. Caramel gawked at the size of it, easily larger than he'd ever seen in his life. "So fellas, what's the next event?"

4 hours later 5037674 Anonymous
>>5037516 Mac answered that the second contest was usually to measure their girth. This was another simple contest. On another stretch of table, they'd make two marks on either side to measure how wide they were. Mac then explained that after the girth test they usually moved on to measuring the stallions' huge nuts, followed by measuring the total weight of everyone's package, for which one of the stallions had brought a scale.

4 hours later 5037813 Anonymous
>>5037674 With a wide grin, Snails said that since he was the last one to arrive it would only be fair if he went last in every event. Several stallions' ears drooped at the thought of having to go through the entire contest only to be shown up at every event by the clear winner, let alone a colt. Trudging over to the girth measuring table, Caramel was first again. He gently laid his cock down on the table as Snails grabbed the marking chalk in his mouth and measured him. Once he left, Snails took a look at the markings and happily said, "Three!" The stallions looked at each other in confusion until Snails saw that no one understood him. "Oh, uh, that's how old I think I was when I was this thick." Stallion after stallion walked to the table with their heads hanging low. Each one would drop his cock out on the long plank of wood, have Snails mark out his length, then embarrass him by proudly pronouncing how young he was before he outgrew their girth. Though the situation was humiliating, every last stallion still slapped himself to rigidity before his shaming, in some desperate attempt to at least increase the number Snails would brand them with afterwards.

4 hours later 5037931 Anonymous
>>5037813 Mac was second to last as he grimly approached the table, the stallion before him trotting away defeated as he'd only warranted a ten, still the highest number called so far. Mac didn't even know why he cared what Snails said. He knew it was all just a joke for the colt's own amusement, but still he was confident he could manage better as his girth was easily half again as big as the last pony's. Snails did the measurement but this time didn't say anything as he looked at Mac. waiting for the taller stallion to speak. "Well, how'd I do?" Snails gave a wicked grin. "Ten." Mac was stunned. "Growth spurt." With a heavy sigh Mac pulled away from the table. Snails then hoisted his own cock up, completely obscuring the measurements of everyone else as Caramel volunteered to make the marks. After he removed his giant dicks, the marks for Snails were easily three times the width of Mac's. "Gee, it looks like I win again. What are the odds, eh? Next is weight, right?"

4 hours later 5038058 Anonymous
>>5037931 "I-it's more volume than weight," Caramel squeaked, earning the glares of everyone except the eager young colt. He shrunk from the negative attention until Snails strode confidently up to him. With his massive erection bobbing between Caramel's legs and occasionally sending his smaller cock swinging Snails grinned as he asked Caramel to explain it for him. Stumbling a bit, he led the group over to the ball-measuring station. It was simple in principle - a basin of warm water filled to a specific level. Each stallion would take turns gingerly dunking their testes into the bath until they were completely submerged. Then another stallion would mark the height of the water. Whoever's balls could displace the most water would then be declared the victor. Demonstrating, Caramel straddled the bucket and lowered his impressive balls inside. Another stallion held a wax pencil at the ready to measure, but Snails snatched it from him with a grin. Marking his height, Caramel stood up, wiggling his rump to get all the drops of water off of his soaked testes. Snails didn't exactly have an accurate memory of the volume of his balls, but he could certainly guess. "Two!"

4 hours later 5038169 Anonymous
>>5038058 One by one the other stallions lined up to dunk their hot, sweaty testes in the cold water, each displacing more and more liquid as Snails rattled off a series of demeaning numbers, this time going no higher than seven. Big Macintosh actually wasn't the most impressive at this event, walking away with only an embarassing five. Most of the other stallions tended to load up with herbal supplements to give them the edge in this event, and as a result there were two that displaced slightly more water than the big red pony's glistening apples. The last one nearly brought the water up to the rim, just missing it by an inch.

4 hours later 5038306 Anonymous
>>5038169 As Snails came to take his turn, all the stallions knew what was coming. It was plain to see that his massive orbs were larger than the top of the bucket. But just to show off he leaned forward and stood on his front legs, raising his heavy balls above the top before letting them fall down, resting atop the metal pail. With a goofy laugh he spoke, "Gosh, you guys need to upgrade your measuring equipment. First the table and now this bucket? I thought this was a competition for the biggest and heaviest in Ponyville!" One of the stallions muttered something about how there wasn't any point in trying to find a larger bucket since he was clearly the winner. But it was Big Mac that cut him short. "It ain't a proper contest if we don't do proper measurements." Trotting off, he returned dragging a big wooden tub the Apples used to bathe in. Setting it down in the middle of the barn, he emptied the contents of the bucket into it and tossed the empty container to Caramel to go refill. Once the tub was a little less than halfway full Snails eagerly approached to show off his size. Big Mac just glared at him. "We done changed the tub, so we all gotta go again. Y'cain't go comparin' a bucket to a washtub, now can ya?" The stallions groaned as Snails giggled and eagerly held the wax measuring pencil between his teeth.

5 hours later 5038439 Anonymous
>>5038306 The greater volume of water meant that now the marks were more tightly grouped together, none of them really big enough to displace that much liquid, the high water mark was about three inches above the resting point. Once every stallion had gone again, Snails positioned himself over the large tub. Caramel leaned in with the pencil, ready to mark. Snails grinned and dropped his rear, letting his balls splash down into the liquid, soaking Caramel's face. The water had risen all the way to the top and was spilling out slightly. When Snails removed his enormous testes, the remaining water sunk down to two inches below the starting point. "I think this one was kinda close" he joked. "So what next?" Mac said that there was one more size challenge before they moved on to the next set of events. All the stallions were going to weigh their cock and balls in a large sling. I know I said scale earlier but this sounded better. After that they'd move on to the production challenges, seeing who could produce the biggest loads and who could shoot the farthest.

5 hours later 5038505 Anonymous
>>5038439 Er, how does the sling work?

5 hours later 5038525 Anonymous
>>5038505 It's just hooked up to some kind of weight, like a simple pulley system. The heavier they are the higher the weight will rise.

5 hours later 5038663 Anonymous
>>5038525 Caramel was again the first to demonstrate the event. Walking up behind a wooden frame, he reared up and rest his front hooves on a beam. Another stallion pulled on a cord connected to a weight, rising it into the air as a canvas sling lowered before the waiting Caramel. He positioned himself inside the strip of fabric, leaning back so that his cock and balls rest inside it. The other stallion gently let the cord go until the sling pulled taut around Caramel's genitals. Again at the ready, Snails marked how high the weight was before the operating stallion pulled on the cord to let Caramel out. When the weight was on the ground, Snails picked up up and hefted its weight before declaring that Caramel's junk was actually pretty impressive. "I mean, I remember having to lug around something that heavy when I was four!"

5 hours later 5038763 Anonymous
>>5038663 As a succession of fatter and heavier dicks occupied the sling, the weight continued to rise higher and higher. Mac's heavy junk actually brought it up to his own eye level. Realizing that Snails would probably send it crashing into the ceiling as it was, Mac ordered more weight strapped to the other end of the sling. "It's still fair," he explained. "We'll just use triple the amount and we'll triple your score."

5 hours later 5038924 Anonymous
>>5038763 The little colt struggled to reach the bar, his front hooves barely resting against the edge of the wood. As he steadied himself, Big Mac pulled the weights up and lowered the sling. Then promptly dropped the weight with another heavy sigh. Snails grinned wide as Caramel rushed off to fetch a bigger piece of canvas. As Big Mac and another stallion upgraded their weighing device, Snails caught Caramel staring at his bobbing erection. He nonchalantly slapped against his belly again, sending the front half of his cock wobbling as Caramel gulped hard and slapped a few times himself. Soon the machine was actually ready for him and the colt got back into position. The larger sling drooped low, but given his height the smaller pony couldn't quite get himself into it. Caramel and another stallion stepped up to help get him snug, Snails' smile growing wider as he felt Caramel take a quick whiff of his balls as he nosed them into place. Once he was set, Big Mac slowly lowered the weight which took all of a few seconds. Even at triple scale, Snails' measurement topped Big Mac's handily. "Haha, I guess I win this one too. And I'm not even full grown yet!"

5 hours later 5039049 Anonymous
>>5038924 Now it was time for the cumming contests. Mac explained the rules. There were two events for volume. The first was a simple splatter test. One corner of the barn was set aside for every stallion to take it in turns to slap himself to orgasm and whoever ended up with the biggest puddle wins. The second was more scientific. They'd hook their dicks up to a milking machine that emptied into a multi-gallon clear container, after which they'd make a mark on the outside and drain it before the next stallion plugged himself in.

5 hours later 5039190 Anonymous
>>5039049 As the stallions lined up, with the more confident ones standing far apart, Snails opted to stand near the edge of the pack aiming towards the corner. Once everyone was ready, Big Mac signaled the start of the event with the meaty sound of his erection beating against his belly. Soon the entire barn echoed with the sound of cocks slapping chests and the light groaning of stallions. Minutes passed as the clenching and bobbing of that many massive cocks built up quite a head of musky smell in the air, helping the stallions towards their messy goal. Caramel was the first to pop, crying out and unloading all over the ground underneath him. No one save Snails noticed that his cry of passion began rather sibilant, Caramel quickly catching himself before letting everyone know what exactly he was thinking of as he beat himself to climax. Stallion after stallion came, the smarter ones edging themselves as best they could to help pad their puddles. Finally, Big Mac groaned and shuddered as his impressive shaft bloated and spat thick jets of spunk all over the floor. Every stallion had their puddle and they moved away from the corner to get a better look. Until they noticed Snails' cock was still flexing and slapping hard against his belly, the colt groaning and panting as true to his name, he slowly neared his climax.

6 hours later 5039294 Anonymous
>>5039190 With a soft moan, a huge spray of clear liquid leapt from Snails's flaring cock, splashing down onto the floor, easily the biggest puddle. "Just...a little pre" he grunted as he continued to beat the bottom portion of his giant dick against his chest. Then the stallions saw as the root of his cock seemed to nearly double in thickness, rippling down his immense shaft as he roared with triumph, a huge blast of viscous goo soaring out of his massive flare, drenching the entire corner of the room and completely covering the combined loads of the other dozen stallions. With another grunt came a second, even larger burst as the stallions realized these were just his individual wads. As the cumming colt turned toward Mac, he said "This might...take a while...Go ahead...and get...the next....event ready."

6 hours later 5039332 Anonymous
As an aside, when this is all over, would you be willing to do an alternative ending that's even more absurd than what we're up to already?

6 hours later 5039437 Anonymous
>>5039294 It took a second for Big Mac to process the request, unable to tear himself away from the incredible sight of Snails erupting. Stammering an affirmative, he nearly tripped over his own legs as he wandered off to set up the machine. All the other stallions stayed behind to watch as Snails put them all to shame. Though that was the furthest thing from most of their minds, instead spellbound by the magnificent sight of that mammoth cock flexing and rippling as each pressure-wave of spunk rocketed out to splatter the ground and the walls of the barn. Though no one was looking to catch him, Caramel didn't care as he kneeled before the edge of the expanding lake of seed and tentatively lapped at it, trembling as his own cock spat a comparatively pitiful, yet impressive in its own right, wad of pre. The machine set up, Big Mac rushed back to watch the rest of the spectacle until its end. It took Snails a full five minutes to finish cumming, and any puddles the stallions made were completely hidden under the musky flood of glue-like spunk coating nearly a quarter of the barn. Panting, Snails legs wobbled as he stumbled towards a wall to rest for a brief moment, smiling as he watched wisps of steam rising from the aftermath of his orgasm. When all the other contestants in this now-farce of a competition managed to pry their eyes away from the ruined barn walls they saw the hasty modifications Big Mac had made to the milking machine. In addition to the clear measuring container, he'd brought in several large oak barrels. No one had to ask why.

6 hours later 5039476 Anonymous
>>5039332 >even more absurd I don't think "yes" adequately expresses what I'm trying to say. I'll put it this way - my limit for size is around the point where clouds obscure your vision of the ground. Anything beyond that and you get into floating around in space using planets for things one should not use planets for, and my internal sense of scale breaks down completely. So feel free to let loose and just get crazy with it. <3

6 hours later 5039564 Anonymous
>>5039476 I don't want to go so big that it actually becomes unusable, but here's my idea. I do like this story the way it's going and I'd like to go from here until the conclusion, possibly even including the full-body spitroasting we discussed. But after that I'd like an alternate ending where Snails reveals he's been magically suppressing his true size. He doesn't gain much in girth but his length increases dramatically. I know you like to cut to the chase, but I'd really like to see a protracted growth scene as he slowly reveals his true limits, maybe even going back to the measuring table to span it lengthwise. After that he could even do a multiple-body spitroast. I just want to really focus on the growth though, and how he winds up bigger than all of the other contestants combined. Anyway back to the regular freaky story.

6 hours later 5039585 Anonymous
>>5039564 Have I told you I like the way you think? Because I like the way you think. <3

6 hours later 5039655 Anonymous
>>5039437 Mac helped the first stallion get the suction pump around his cock, and the pressure had him cumming in no time, spurting for a good 30 seconds into the container and filling it up several inches. As each stallion went in succession, the most potent of them managed to fill the container to almost the gallon mark, one tenth of its full capacity. Mac felt a tapping on his flank as he turned to see Snails's still-rigid dick pressing against him. "You know I'm starting to think you guys have something against me. All this stuff is way too small. That pump won't even fit around my cockhead." Feeling exasperated, Mac called Caramel over and told him to hold the end up the pump steady over Snails's flare as several other stallions volunteered to give the colt's equipment a vigorous licking. Meanwhile Mac went to finish hooking up the barrels to the container, roughly estimating that three large barrels and a ten-gallon container would be enough to hold the colt's massive load. Probably.

6 hours later 5039819 Anonymous
>>5039655 When he flipped on the machine, Snails yelped as the cup formed a fast seal around the tip of his flare. The stallions set to work, all of them eager to get a close up show of the colt's incredible climax. Caramel eagerly lapped and sucked on the exposed ridge of Snails' massive glans as the rest slurped and licked along his shaft until it shone with their saliva. Moaning loudly, Snails turned to Big Mac again with a bit of a pleading look in his eye, "G-gonna nngh, need someone to tease my b-balls if I'm guuhh haah hahh gonna fill this anytime soon." Trying not to show how much he was looking forward to it in front of everyone, he walked around behind the young colt and dipped his head down. Snails' balls were dripping with sweat from his exertion, and Big Mac could feel warmth radiating from them. The musk at this range was palpable, hitting his nostrils like a slap in the face that made his ass pucker and his flare drool. Sticking out his broad tongue, he pressed it against Snails' wet flesh and ran it all over his left nut, enjoying the salty flavor of his sweat and making the colt shudder and moan with pleasure. Moving to the right he gave it the same treatment, leaving Snails' knees wobbling again as he purposefully held back for as long as he could. Leaning in even closer, the large stallion kissed the colt right between his swollen orbs, sucking the flesh against his lips and lapping at it with his tongue, aiming to leave a mark. Snails' eyes rolled back into his head and roared as his flare doubled in size and his shaft swelled.

7 hours later 5039953 Anonymous
>>5039819 The first jet of Snails's semen rocketed through the tube and into the canister, Inch after inch of coltcream flooded the enormous container, quickly surpassing every other contestant and racing toward the halfway mark. After about forty seconds of this incredible display, Mac realized that this continuous burst was only the colt's first spurt. Pulling his tongue away from the colt's glistening orbs, Mac scrambled to attach more barrels to the device as Caramel assumed his abandoned post, inhaling the musky scent deeply. At about the minute mark Snails's huge nuts finally gave a second heave as his second thick stream began to flood the container, pushing toward the top.

7 hours later 5040192 Anonymous
>>5039953 Snails' was in absolute ecstasy as the powerful suction and stallion attendants hit all the right spots of his gushing shaft simultaneously. The colt's eyes were lidded and his mouth hung open, tongue lolling out as his second spurt dragged on, filling up the initial ten gallon container and spraying hotly into the first barrel. Caramel was completely lost in the colt's balls, moaning and inhaling deeply as he lovingly lapped and suckled his heated sac, his own cock thumping loudly against his own chest. Some of the stallions near the rear of the colt began to slap themselves, throwing their bodies into their work with renewed gusto, kissing and worshipping the young pony's swollen cock as they moaned and whimpered. Caramel felt Snails' fat testes droop for a moment before pulling up tight and hitting him in the face, their owner's third gushing spurt causing the colt's already bloated girth to surge even thicker as his orgasm grew more powerful. Big Mac was scrambling to drag back another pair of barrels just as Snails finished filling up his first and swiftly working on his second. The big stallion couldn't help but watch for a moment, the look of pure happiness on Snails' face as the machine rumbled, desperate to keep up with the torrent of sperm rocketing out of the colt oddly appropriate. As Snails' fourth spasm hit he began to groan and tremble, desperately trying to form words. "Ggghh ahh hah nnnah cum nggain!"

7 hours later 5040333 Anonymous
>>5040192 Barely understand what he meant, Mac watched as the already swollen, bucking cock surged again, his gushing stream quickening. Five minutes in and the initial three barrels were already filled to capacity, the cumming colt's furious bursts not losing any steam. He was now filling a barrel every minute, and Caramel was desperately trying to attend to his surging nuts, their chaotic thrashing striking him several times. Finally, after nine solid minutes of this insane display, Mac was staring at seven full barrels of spunk and a milking machine that was cracked and leaking from the pressure. But what really caught his eye was that still unflagging erection attached to a now-gasping Snails. Even if the unbelievably endowed colt was finally starting to show signs of fatigue, his dick certainty wasn't. "So what...what's next?" he panted. Mac answered bluntly. "There's only one contest left. Distance. After that we announce the winner and offer him his prize." Snails gave a grin.

7 hours later 5040405 Anonymous
>>5040333 It took Big Mac a few less than gentle nudges to get Caramel to pull away from the colt's musky nuts, the submissive stallion blushing hotly at his overt display of lust for the younger pony. But soon they moved outside for the last part of the competition. There they walked to what looked like a long jump station - a long box of sand with a line at one end. Each pony would stand with their flare at the edge of the line and slap until they came. Whoever got the farthest was the victor. Caramel's attempt was far faster than any other stallions', the poor pony already on edge from spending all that time with his face buried in Snails' sweating balls. With a groan he spurted much farther than he'd done in practice, a solid three feet. Other stallions matched his distance and several beat it handily, five and a half being the record. But with a grunt of exertion, Big Mac managed to beat it by a full foot. At last it was Snails' turn, and every stallion waited anxiously to watch the colt's impressive display. Caramel in particular was eagerly standing close to his rear, eyeing his balls in case Snails needed some more help cumming again.

7 hours later 5040509 Anonymous
>>5040405 Seeing how eager Caramel was to help out, Snails let him resume worshipping the colt's colossal nuts as he began slapping his rigid erection once again. After a couple minutes of this display, Snails once again gave a moan as the tip of his flare exploded with an immensely long stream of white which sailed over the sand pit completely, colliding with the row of Apple trees on the other side of the field easily 30 yards away. Mac was dumbfounded. He just couldn't believe where it could all be coming from as he watched this first enormous stream paint the tops of several trees a creamy white for a solid ninety seconds before his second burst began. I'm already pushing this so far into ridiculous territory and we're not even at the regular ending let alone the alternate ending.

8 hours later 5040622 Anonymous
>>5040509 I know, isn't it great? All eyes were on Snails as his second burst sent a hoof-thick stream of hot, white seed flying out to plaster another far off tree. No one paid any attention to Caramel's babbling as Snails' surging nuts slapped him again, pulling tight to his body as the colt seemed to strain a little. It was almost as if he was somehow able to control how much force was behind his minute and a half long eruptions. As his climax continued, some of the stallions started to openly masturbate to the show, squirting pre and spunk all over the already soaked sand pit and surrounding area. Even Big Mac got caught up in it, gushing a half gallon of spunk out in front of him as Snails continued unloading. Eventually the colt's orgasm died down, a 40 yard line of white stretching from the tip of his cock to a patch of trees caked with his cum. Out of breath and a little dizzy, Snails laid down for a moment, Caramel still moaning and slurping noisily on his balls. "I guess... huhh huhh I get... huhh huhh my prize now?"

8 hours later 5040705 Anonymous
I'm starting to get a bit tired on my end, but I still want to finish this, so what's say since it's already well past absurdity we forget the alternate ending idea and just make it the ending? There's two ways I'm thinking of. One is he spitroasts one pony, then grows, then spitroasts several at a time. Two is they go back inside and offer as his prize the use of any stallion he likes, and he picks three of them, Mac, Caramel, and a third, then they ask if he plans to fuck them all one at a time before he tells them no, he was planning on fucking all three of them at once before he reveals his secret in front of them. I'm leaning toward two but I'll let you pick. I'll just do a quick bit of story catch-up while you decide.

8 hours later 5040732 Anonymous
>>5040622 Helping the preposterously virile colt back inside the building, Mac explains that the prize at stake is free and unconditional use of any stallion's holes the winner wishes. Hearing this, Caramel continues tending to the colt's nuts, hoping desperately that he might be the one chosen. Catching his breath, Snails gives his reply.

8 hours later 5040867 Anonymous
>>5040732 "Oh wow, you mean I get to show you what I can really do with this thing?" Snails giggled as the stallions grew nervous. They knew the prize going into it, but it usually ended up with Big Mac pounding Caramel senseless for the rest of the day. Smiling wide, the colt made his selection, deciding to have his way with second, third and last place. Caramel mumbled his thanks into Snails' nuts kissing them all over before heading over towards a nervous Big Mac and a trembling stallion. Swallowing hard, Big Mac spoke, "So who's first?" Smiling as his horn sparked to life, Snails replied, "All three of you." Shuddering lightly, the colt's impossibly huge cock began to glow as his magic embraced the impressive length. "You see, I've been holding back on you guys. I figured I'd go easy on you so you wouldn't get scared off by the real thing. But if I get to use you any way I want, then I might as well just relax and go all out, right?" With that, Snails' cock began to actually unsheathe. Bit by bit his horn broke down the magical seals he layered on himself every few weeks to keep his true length in check. The first change was length, his cock gaining inch after inch as his stunned audience watched in silence. He closed his eyes in concentration as he slowly eased his cock out, pausing every so often to steady his stance. Soon he was a full foot longer than before, and his horn went dark. Opening his eyes he smiled and remarked, "I'd better get something to keep this thing off the ground if I'm ever going to get started."

8 hours later 5040904 Anonymous
Would you mind doing the next bit as well? I'd be more than willing to repay you for this in the future, I'd just like this next part to be someone else's writing so I can enjoy it more.

8 hours later 5040905 Anonymous
>>5040867 I figure he's going to have to get at least a little muscle in order to heft that length, but should he get bulky or stay pretty scrawny?

8 hours later 5040920 Anonymous
>>5040905 A little muscle wouldn't hurt I guess. I can already imagine that dick lifting its three lucky victims off the ground.

8 hours later 5040942 Anonymous
>>5040904 Should I go all the way to the spitroasting or just a few more blocks of him growing? I'll try to keep it slow for you either way.

8 hours later 5040955 Anonymous
>>5040942 I do want some long, slow growth if you don't mind. Again I swear I'll pay you back for this.

8 hours later 5041026 Anonymous
>>5040955 Walking carefully to the measuring table he outgrew, Snails slapped his cock against his belly, sending his flare into the air and crashing down onto the edge. With ample support, the colt chuckled as he resumed his show. His horn flickered back to life as the glow returned to his incredible length. Breathing in deeply, he held his breath for a moment before exhaling slowly. As the air left his lungs his cock shifted and slid further from his sheath. Again he inhaled sharply, waiting for a moment and then exhaling over the course of several seconds, his cock sliding out another inch. His three soon-to-be partners found themselves panting as they watched their fate unfurl before them, each wearing a different expression. The nameless third place stallion was all nerves and sweat, fearing the colt's ever growing cock. Caramel was entranced, his eyes growing bigger at the same rate as Snails' sluggish growth. Big Mac was a mixture of the two, torn between his lust for that incredible cock and the shame of being so thoroughly outclassed. Soon Snails had gained another foot of length, pausing again as the glow shifted to his hind legs. He groaned as his calves and thighs grew a little thicker, the muscles beneath his skin rippling as they strengthened to better support his cock. Confident that he could now suspend himself on his own, he backed away from the table, his cock bobbing lightly but remaining upright. "Now that I'm all the way out of my sheath, it's time to undo the shortening spells."

9 hours later 5041087 Anonymous
>>5041026 Concentrating harder, Snails' horn grew even brighter as the halo of light surrounding his cock shimmered and sparkled. Groaning with effort he grunted loudly as the light around his throbbing member suddenly shattered. The colt whimpered as he felt his true length begin to return, each beat of his heart sending his flare pounding farther and farther away from him. Soon he was moaning softly as his cock seemed to stretch out inch by inch. The compressive effects of the spell slowly faded, his medial ring growing in length until it was a three-inch wide band of pulsing, rigid flesh. Snails shuddered as he felt his cock jerk involuntarily, a wad of pre taking several seconds to travel from his groin out to the tip of his yards long erection. And still the colt kept growing longer. "Ffffeels so good to finally relax~" he cooed as another pulse of pre made its way down his cock. His lengthening cock was finally starting to slow, the inches taking several throbs to gain as he neared his full size. The barn was silent save for the sound of the colt's panting and gentle moaning as his growth stopped and the stallions bore witness to the Snails in all his glory.

9 hours later 5041104 Anonymous
>>5041087 I hope that wasn't too fast - I was at a loss for ways to keep padding it out. Do you want to do a final description? I figure you're probably better off putting a number on his length than I am.

9 hours later 5041135 Anonymous
>>5041104 I'm sorry to be greedy but let's just suppose that the concentration of relaxing his enchantments took the edge off his arousal, so that this "full size" is still only a partially soft measurement. I hate asking so much of you but I want to leave this ending in your hands. You can go as crazy as you want with the actual sex, and if you have any story ideas of your own I'll be glad to help you write them on Sunday afternoon or any time in the next few days when I'm free.

9 hours later 5041173 Anonymous
>>5041135 I don't mind doing another post of him belly-slapping until he's fully hard again, but I'm getting a little too tired to keep going. What say we end tonight with him all set to thread some stallions on his cock and we pick up another time? And don't worry so much about paying me back. We just spent several hours typing out lewd descriptions of a colt with an unbelievably huge cock and production enough to fill several large barrels with viscous spunk - if I wasn't having a blast I probably would have cut it short far earlier. I mean it when I say I love playing with you - you're probably the most fun partner I've had on the general. <3

9 hours later 5041212 Anonymous
>>5041173 Sounds good but I think he's got more cock than belly. It might be better to get those unused stallions in to get him up to size.

9 hours later 5041221 Anonymous
>>5041212 Also, thank you so much for doing this. I'll try to announce when I get back on Sunday so we can wrap this up.

9 hours later 5041355 EmptyAudio
>>5041212 Looking around the room, Snails smiled at the reaction he was getting after revealing himself. He'd expected at least one or two of them to make a break for it, but every last one remained. Sighing in relief he grinned at the stallions he hadn't chosen. "You know, even though this is the real me I am still soft. Care to help?" This time there was no hesitation. A stampede of erect ponies rushed the colt and tongues lashed out to lap and slurp at his glorious length. The colt couldn't help but moan out loudly at the sensation of all those mouths worshipping him. It had been so long since he'd felt any stimulation on his fully unsealed cock and he'd forgotten how sensitive his shaft was. Blood surged through his length as he swelled, his girth increasing slightly as inches throbbed onto him. His flare swelled and spat pre, nearly drowning the stallion foolish enough to try to suckle at his tip. He stumbled backwards as the encroaching erection pushed farther and farther away from Snails, his reflexive belly slapping sending his half-hard length swaying up and down. Those waves grew longer and longer until the entire rod was moving up and down, the slight tensing near the base sending his flare swinging a foot upwards with each flex. At last he was at his maximum size, his unbelievably lengthy cock protruding out yards away from his front legs, easily the length of three large stallions not including the flare. The tip drooled a river of pre like a faucet on low and his heavy balls hung to his knees, beads of sweat pouring off of them to wet the ground below him with musk. A wave of his front hoof sent his impromptu fluffing team away, most of their cocks still spurting hot cum from the pleasure of worshipping the colt's ungodly length. Turning his head to his chosen three, Snails smiled warmly as he asked, "Who's ready to get fucked?"

9 hours later 5041363 EmptyAudio
>>5041355 And with that I'm off to bed. But I have to ask, do you have a name? Truth be told, I only picked mine at the behest of a past partner, so I can understand if you'd prefer to remain anonymous.

9 hours later 5041377 Anonymous
>>5041363 If there's a way to communicate with you that's less open than posting here I could tell you. In the meantime I'm just your anonymous fan who's thankful to have an outlet for his most depraved fantasies.

9 hours later 5041391 EmptyAudio
>>5041377 Then I'm grateful to have you around, my anonymous partner. <3 <3 <3

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