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2012-10-11 11:08 5007634 Anonymous (canterlot herpes.png 632x348 350kB)
The Royal Wedding was an inside Job! You would be blind not to see it! >In this pic you can see explosions at the base of the tower, before the changelings have even struck! Just look at the evidence! >The head of security openly admits to being aware of the threat, but never reveals his sources >Celestia disappears during queen Chysalis' Monologue, and reappears just in time to be suspiciously unable to defeat the enemy - WHERE WAS SHE? >Where was LUNA during all of this? The royal family Luna, Prince Blueblood, were suspiciously absent during the entire attack >Why would the Princess send the mane 6 to retrieve the elements from a room that she has established "is sealed with a powerful spell only she can open"? She had never planned for the mane 6 to make it out of the ambush alive >When they return, we see Celestia inside of a Cocoon (a Chrysalis) A cocoon is a protective case that animals use during transformation Why were there only two guards stationed with the princess during a time of heightened security? BECAUSE YOU DONT PROTECT SOMEONE WHO ISNT IN DANGER The entire plan was to kill off the mane 6 from the beginning, Celestia was working with the changeling army to further enhance her own power! >yfw Luna was reading a book to school kids in Ponyville when she received word of the attack

0 min later 5007645 Anonymous
I was waiting for someone to actually make this

2 min later 5007680 Anonymous
Luna did 9/11

2 min later 5007691 Anonymous
Luna did 4-21

2 min later 5007695 CapperGeneral (gotime8.png 620x341 182kB)
>>5007634

4 min later 5007722 Anonymous
>>5007691 what's 4-21?

5 min later 5007730 Anonymous
>>5007722 -17

6 min later 5007742 CapperGeneral (go timereverse.png 498x350 127kB)
>>5007730 >this fuckin guy

6 min later 5007744 Anonymous
>>5007722 The day of the canterlot wedding. it wasn't chrysalis it was Luna. You were brainwashed into thinking it was chrysalis.

6 min later 5007747 Anonymous
>>5007722 The date when this episode aired.

8 min later 5007774 Anonymous
>>5007744 Yeah, and now we're sending our Mares into the Crystal Mountains and for what? "because they need our help?" Bullshit. NO MORE FRIENDSHIP FOR GEMSTONES

14 min later 5007857 Anonymous (The Mane 6 just experienced the new TSA full body scanners when going through customs and clearly Rainbow Dash had a cavity search.png 635x351 335kB)
Now, the entire country has to be on "high alert" and we are subjected to these humiliating full body scanners whenever we travel. HOW DID A CHANGELING ON THE MOST WANTED LIST MANAGE TO GET THROUGH TRAIN-PORT SECURITY?

24 min later 5008056 Anonymous
That's nonsense, the explosion was caused by a changeling who managed to sneak inside. It was in the news!

28 min later 5008126 Anonymous
>>5008056 where did you read that? Equestria Daily? The Foal Free Press? such a sheep

3 hours later 5011645 Anonymous
I still blame dick cheney

3 hours later 5011788 George Bush fag
DON'T FRET! GEORGE BUSH WILL SAVE US FROM HER TYRANNICAL POWER!

3 hours later 5011837 Anonymous (1268011222823.jpg 126x113 4kB)
>>5007634 >MFW CAESAR PONY IS TRUE

3 hours later 5011842 Anonymous
LETS INVADE THE GRIFFON KINGDOM

3 hours later 5011867 Anonymous (1345168782215.jpg 478x467 36kB)
I think we can figure out the Blueblood part for ourselves.

3 hours later 5011903 Anonymous
>>5011867 no jews allowed?

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