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2012-10-11 09:12 5006168 Anonymous (0.jpg 480x360 33kB)
Anyone have the pony version of "What the fuck did you fucking say about me you little bitch"

2 min later 5006194 Anonymous
What the hay did you just say about me, you little pony? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ponyville Elementary, I've been involved in numerous secret parties at Sugar Cube Corner, and I've made over 300 confirmed muffins. I am trained by Pinkie Pie in cooking and I'm the top chef in all of Equestria. You are nothing to me but just another background pony. I will tolerate the buck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Ponyville, mark my words. You think you can get away with sending that stuff to me through DerpyMail? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mares across Equestria and your hoof prints are being traced right now so you better prepare for the friendship, foal. The friendship that completes the adorable little thing you call your life. You're awesome, filly. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bake over seven hundred different types of cake, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in cooking, but I have access to the entire store-room of Sugar Cube Corner and I will use it to its full extent to love your adorable plot off the face of Equestria, you little sugar. If only you could have known what magical retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking horses. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you little filly. Discord will rain chocolate milk all over you and you will drink it. You're 20% cooler, kiddo.

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