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2012-10-11 08:17 5005462 Anonymous (applejack_with_her_gala_dress_and_her_friends_display.jpg 607x341 55kB)
Who would you go out with on a date?
0 min later 5005467 Anonymous
>>5005462
Twilight. Because Twilight.
3 min later 5005505 Anonymous (1302490010163.jpg 300x300 47kB)
>dating females
3 min later 5005512 Anonymous
>>5005462
Applejack. because Applejack.
5 min later 5005534 Anonymous (111435__UNOPT__suggestive_bedroom-eyes_hat_braeburn_artist-quilava-princess_artist-artist-quilava-princess.png 768x550 104kB)
Braeburn. No homo.
5 min later 5005535 Anonymous
>>5005462
I would go out with Rainbow Dash.
6 min later 5005555 Anonymous
>>5005462
Rarity. Because Rarity
7 min later 5005561 Anonymous
>>5005462
Pinkie pie. Because pinkie pie.
7 min later 5005565 Anonymous
>>5005462
Fluttershy. Because Fluttershy.
7 min later 5005570 Anonymous
>>5005512
This nigga gets it. Applejack is grade-A waifu material.
7 min later 5005576 Anonymous
>>5005467
>>5005512
>>5005535
>>5005555
>>5005561
>>5005565
oh loard
10 min later 5005596 Anonymous
>>5005462
Applejack. Hands down.
12 min later 5005628 Anonymous
>not choosing the great and powerful trixie
ISHYGDDT
14 min later 5005644 Anonymous (appleat.jpg 480x360 14kB)
I'd take Applejack out to a nice country supper and never call her back.
14 min later 5005654 Anonymous (the_great_and_powerful_trixie_by_mcawesomebrony-d495o53.png 900x843 118kB)
>>5005628
Go to bed, Seth.
15 min later 5005666 Anonymous (go to bed seth.jpg 410x206 35kB)
>>5005628
16 min later 5005681 Anonymous (1346944434417.jpg 500x340 22kB)
>>5005644
I'll wait until you never call her back and hit on her when she's depressed.
17 min later 5005695 Anonymous (Applejack_blush_S02E14.gif 457x540 756kB)
AJ.
Wouldn't have to put on a big bullshitty show to try and impress her, and I could be myself, and she could be herself.
19 min later 5005704 Anonymous (1349726368362.png 425x463 160kB)
>>5005628
19 min later 5005708 Mitch
Fluttershy
>inb4 sleep
19 min later 5005711 Anonymous
>>5005695
Pretty much this.
24 min later 5005757 Anonymous (130587063240.png 731x1119 939kB)
Fuck those career girls.
Spike and I have some clubbing to do.
25 min later 5005778 Anonymous
>>5005711
agreed
25 min later 5005784 Anonymous (1349903110735.png 2142x2309 281kB)
Rainbow Dash. Why settle when you can go for the best?
26 min later 5005795 Anonymous (1331408163867.png 1280x1280 372kB)
Delicious nerdpone of coujrse
27 min later 5005808 Anonymous
>>5005695
iawtc
29 min later 5005831 Anonymous (1348175219925.png 712x1123 170kB)
another vote for ApplePone
30 min later 5005852 Anonymous (SC20121011-083948-1-1.jpg 685x347 21kB)
Please remain calm, /mlp/
You are not our target.
Our target is 3 boards that way>>>
However, we need time to charge our weapon. We will only be a moment. LETS DO THIS!
31 min later 5005863 Anonymous (SC20121011-084109-1.jpg 585x388 20kB)
GET READY!
33 min later 5005884 Anonymous (SC20121011-084241-1.jpg 678x410 23kB)
CATCH!
*VOOP*
33 min later 5005886 Anonymous
>>5005852
>>5005863
AW SHIT IT IS GONNA HIT US!
SAVE THE PORN
33 min later 5005893 Anonymous (SC20121011-085058-1.jpg 707x425 25kB)
GOT IT!
34 min later 5005899 Anonymous
>>5005852
Dropsquad, what are you doing? You'll destroy the whole board if you keep this up!
34 min later 5005901 Anonymous
>>5005852
Why would you attack /po/ anyway?
34 min later 5005904 Mr.Fagatron
>>5005884
>>5005863
>>5005852
>>5005893
Why would you hit /po/?
it is god damn papercraft.
34 min later 5005909 Anonymous (SC20121011-090820-1.jpg 886x720 42kB)
CHARGING! 80%!!!
WUBWUB
36 min later 5005929 Anonymous
>>5005901
We must warn them.
36 min later 5005932 Anonymous (532px-Coat_of_arms_of_Azerbaijan_SSR.png 532x599 385kB)
>>5005852
>>5005863
>>5005863
>>5005884
>>5005893
>>5005909
OH GOD WHATS HAPPENING
37 min later 5005935 Anonymous (SC20121011-085509-1.jpg 600x390 19kB)
>>5005899
>>5005901
>>5005904
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
90%!!!
WUBWUBWUB
37 min later 5005938 Anonymous
>>5005909
can you keep it down, we are trying to discuss issues of extreme importance here.
38 min later 5005948 Anonymous (1347997243305.jpg 454x441 110kB)
what the eventual promiscuity?
38 min later 5005953 Anonymous (SC20121011-085751-1.jpg 935x652 34kB)
100%!!!! ACQUIRING TARGET!!!!
WUBWUBWUBWUB
38 min later 5005954 Octavia (1347476114035.gif 555x720 2112kB)
Fucking dubstep guns. I must counter with Bach!
38 min later 5005962 Anonymouse (89469 rainbow_dash wet_mane bedroom_eyes 11.png 1406x1600 312kB)
Rainbow Dash, without a shadow of a doubt.
38 min later 5005964 Anonymous
Rainbow Dash, 'nuff said.
39 min later 5005972 Anonymous (SC20121011-090626-1.jpg 1066x594 29kB)
TARGET AQUIRED!!! FIRING!
39 min later 5005975 Anonymous
>>5005962
>>5005964
samefag
40 min later 5005983 Mr.Fagatron (y204726430812548.jpg 400x300 14kB)
>>5005972
NO FUCK YOU
40 min later 5005985 Octavia (1347775666075.jpg 273x274 36kB)
>>5005972
40 min later 5005988 Anonymous (SC20121011-091150-1.jpg 1280x565 40kB)
*wub*
41 min later 5006010 Mr.Fagatron
>>5005988
Well that is /po/'s problem now
i would date Twilight
42 min later 5006024 Anonymous
if there's anypony you wouldn't date, you are gay, son
43 min later 5006037 Anonymous
>>5005975
Actually, no.
43 min later 5006043 Anonymous
>>5006024
I'd be very reluctant trying with Applejack because she would probably find me boring. Likewise Rainbow.
44 min later 5006047 Anonymous (SC20121011-092708-1.jpg 711x645 50kB)
TARGET ELIMINATED!
45 min later 5006059 Anonymous
>>5006047
>goes to /po/
I don't see anything
45 min later 5006068 Anonymous
>>5006047
B-but nothing happened
46 min later 5006074 Anonymous
>>5006059
>>>/po/481598
47 min later 5006088 Anonymous (1345886787726.png 3705x4067 564kB)
>>5006074
Oh.
Er...yay?
49 min later 5006121 Anonymous (1336014500335.png 600x552 120kB)
>>5006074
Well, thanks for derailing the thread.
I would go out with Rarity, because she'd probably enjoy it the most.
50 min later 5006127 Anonymous (trixiebrbclopping.png 2000x2000 2040kB)
Seconding Trixie.
Mai waifu~
58 min later 5006213 Anonymous (1344721277904.png 550x626 116kB)
>>5006127
Thirding Trixie
1 hours later 5006235 Anonymous (1347560624781.png 600x600 205kB)
I'd go out with Rarity and show her a good time, but I'm not holding doors and paying for everything. She might think she wants that, but I don't reckon she'd respect a guy who rolled over for her for very long.
I'd take her to see some hipster band or something, and then to a trendy wine bar I know where we'd drink fine vintages in a candlelit stone cellar.
1 hours later 5006266 Anonymous (1348766553545.gif 586x470 1800kB)
>>5006127
>>5006213
If we are just going to do that...
Then I am going to woo bug pone.
1 hours later 5006315 Princess Luna (132753002566.png 900x966 296kB)
Myself cause I'm awesome.
1 hours later 5006320 Anonymous
>>5006315
pfff, princess luna masturbates and cries herself to sleep alone
1 hours later 5006328 Anonymous
>>5006320
dont tell me your evening plans
1 hours later 5006338 Anonymous (lunawhoa.png 800x587 178kB)
>>5006320
On a good night
On a bad night she's hiding from all the sweaty neckbeards trying to be her special somepony
1 hours later 5006348 Anonymous (trixcone.jpg 1024x800 170kB)
>>5006213
I'd take Trixie out to a healthy pinecone dinner and tell her how wonderful she is.
1 hours later 5006352 Anonymous (1345885894700.png 4566x3178 609kB)
>>5006328
sorry
>>5006338
But I don't have neckbeard...oh
1 hours later 5006355 Anonymous (1346456625110.gif 188x178 352kB)
>>5006315
>>5006320
>>5006338
>Fanon-Luna fags
1 hours later 5006401 Anonymous
The better question is, Which would actually go on a date with me?
None of them, God I hate myself.
1 hours later 5006408 Anonymous (Sexy Twilight.png 637x830 356kB)
>>5005462
Twilight.
Because Twilight is smexy poni.
1 hours later 5006426 Anonymous
>>5006401
They would regard me at best with pity.
Chysalis is the only one oddly I feel I would have any chance with at all
1 hours later 5006447 Anonymous
>>5006401
>>5006426
Holy shit guys, cut that attitude. You know what the best way to be cool is? Pretending to be cool.
1 hours later 5006454 Anonymous (1321797870476.jpg 493x3979 1144kB)
>>5006401
Listen to this man.
1 hours later 5006474 Anonymous (1348154092908.png 500x500 161kB)
>>5006447
Hm. Ok. I could try.
1 hours later 5006493 Anonymous (1230571616299.jpg 600x451 38kB)
>>5006447
>you are now imagining this guy here trying to act cool to impress the ladies
1 hours later 5006549 Anonymous (1347560517355.png 900x900 191kB)
>>5006454
thanks, I hadn't seen that comic before, good times.
1 hours later 5006552 Fluttershy <3 (fluttershy_at_the_gala_by_shelltoontv-d3fzoui.png 900x506 344kB)
Pic related, yellow pony is best pony :3
1 hours later 5006562 Anonymous
>>5006454
Is that supposed to make me feel better?
I get so fucking lonely I know ill never be with anyone because im some-what like described in that picture I know im gonna be alone im trying my fucking hardest to accept that fact, Even when I try to feel nothing or drown it out with vidya the feels always come back and pin me down at the end of the day.
God I fucking give up, I feel worse now.
1 hours later 5006580 Anonymous (1349867594121.png 900x888 165kB)
>>5006562
I wish I could reach across the internet and hug you tightly to me.
you are probably not gay but I would love you utterly if you were
1 hours later 5006585 Anonymous
>>5006493
it could work if he was edgy enough and acted like a real asshole. Would help if he was talented at something.
Remember! The tension girls feel when they are creeped out by a guy is not a million miles away from the tension they feel when they are attracted to a guy. It's kind of the same energy either way, and something of a question of how the guy in question manipulates that energy.
1 hours later 5006600 Anonymous (barney.png 300x407 126kB)
>>5006562
Just stop being sad and be awesome instead, nigger!
First step is to admit your flaws, and now you can work on them.
That's what I have this damn picture saved for, you think you're the first one to feel like that?
1 hours later 5006605 Anonymous
All of them besides AJ and Rarity. Twilight is debatable.
1 hours later 5006609 Anonymous
>>5006562
If you're younger than 40, have a drink then cheer up. Seriously. Little early to be throwing in the towel. Sides, women hate quitters. So that attitude is what is chasing them away.
Over 40....well....my Dad told me once if a movie sucks halfway through it's not likely going to get much better so....nobody will blame you if you walk out
1 hours later 5006619 Anonymous
>>5006562
Don't be a bitch get up and go. Its scary at first to be rejected but after a while you learn its part of the game and once you figure out this things seem much more clearer. Women don't want a man who'll curl up in a ball and cry when they're afraid they want a wall to lean against not a door mat to walk on. Man up and take some action.
1 hours later 5006634 Anonymous
>>5006043
>Applejack would find you boring
Holy shit, ponigga, you must be the most uninteresting man in the world.
1 hours later 5006646 Anonymous (017.jpg 247x248 14kB)
>>5006315
>real email
>avatar
>naming yourself after a pony
OH GOD, MY SIDES
1 hours later 5006647 Anonymous
>>5006562
Stop being such a fucking baby.
1 hours later 5006650 Anonymous (1349527605822.jpg 349x324 23kB)
>>5006634
I meant in how i like nerdy shit and she probably wouldn't but thanks...
1 hours later 5006672 Anonymous
>>5006647
this so hard
1 hours later 5006674 Anonymous
>>5006562
There's still hope bro.
Shit I was just like you not even a year and a half ago, but eventually I stopped spilling spaghetti everywhere when talking to the opposite sex, sure there's still no gf but that's only because I personally don't think having any long distance relationships (In the military) will work too well.
My point is get out and talk to people. Yes people are dicks, yes some people may make fun of you, this is where you think to yourself "Fuck them" and carry on.
1 hours later 5006686 Anonymous
>>5005462
>Date Twi
>Introduce her to mah nigga Vidya
>Have awesome relationship
>Discover she's screwing Vidya
>Temporarily dump her
>Accept her apology and teach her to play video games
1 hours later 5006710 Anonymous
>>5006686
>Get cheated on
>Accept her apology
Nice doormat you have there...
1 hours later 5006722 Anonymous
>>5006710
It's Twi. Tell me you wouldn't. And it's Vidya. Tell me you wouldn't.
1 hours later 5006733 Anonymous
>>5006722
I would,for a price that is..
1 hours later 5006736 Anonymous
>>5006722
Only if she let me screw one of her friends as part of the apology.
1 hours later 5006739 Anonymous (141.png 500x389 146kB)
Why date a normal hick town pony when you can have a queen.
>Captcha: thee eelover
Damn right I am.
1 hours later 5006740 Anonymous (132059086185-Applejack_-_Exactly.jpg 600x500 95kB)
>>5005695
mahnigga.jpg
1 hours later 5006744 Anonymous
>>5006739
I think you got who would have whom a little mixed up there.
1 hours later 5006756 Anonymous (huey-freeman.jpg 600x672 162kB)
>>5006744
This.
Nigga she'll rape you.
1 hours later 5006764 Anonymous
I would take Applejack out to dinner and never speak to her again.
1 hours later 5006777 Anonymous (2.png 1366x768 540kB)
>>5006756
Go away Huey, no one asked you.
1 hours later 5006778 Anonymous (1347145900262.png 2072x3073 2835kB)
> tfw can't find shy innocent girls in real life
1 hours later 5006780 Anonymous
>>5006756
It's not rape if you want it.
1 hours later 5006781 Anonymous (1348765092767.png 1360x768 998kB)
>>5006739
My comrade in arms!
About time someone else with class manifested themselves.
1 hours later 5006792 Anonymous
>>5006756
Ain't rape if it's willling.
1 hours later 5006805 Anonymous
>>5006778
>anyone on this earth older than twelve
>innocent
1 hours later 5006807 Anonymous (smug.png 417x468 257kB)
>>5006792
This nigga right here knows what's up.
1 hours later 5006812 Anonymous
>>5006778
You can. The problem is
>You're too beta to approach them
>They're still a woman and want a man to approach them
Alpha guys don't have the time and energy for shy girls so they don't bother, and both of you stay alone.
1 hours later 5006821 Anonymous
>>5006778
Find some recent immigrant Chinagirl college student who doesn't know anyone in the US and spends all her time wondering if she should have stayed home.
They're goddamn everywhere around here, really goddamn annoying.
1 hours later 5006827 Anonymous (1345436693049.png 952x629 86kB)
>>5006805
I know.
;__;
1 hours later 5006862 Anonymous
>>5006812
>Alpha guys don't have the time and energy for shy girls so they don't bother
>implying that alpha males who know what's up don't enjoy occasionally picking up a shy innocent girl to despoil and discard
1 hours later 5006895 Anonymous
Honestly when did women become this big scary thing to approach. If you can manage to not drop spaghetti in front of her and you actually look like you give a fuck about your appearance its easy.
Just remember Bathe, Shave, Floss, and Brush everyday. Also go out and exercise and find some cool thing to do that you can talk about later women tend to not find browsing the internet all day to be that exciting.
1 hours later 5006903 Anonymous (1333577172172.jpg 718x718 70kB)
>>5006778
>>5006812
Nope, the problem is that these girls exist (quite a lot of them, actually), but usually aren't perfect bikini models so little mister forever-alone here wouldn't even glance at them.
1 hours later 5006909 Anonymous (1348765830984.png 908x869 73kB)
>>5006895
...because I have not had a single female friend or real conversation with one in my entire life.
1 hours later 5006926 Anonymous
>>5006909
You know they're humans too, right?
1 hours later 5006932 Anonymous
>>5006909
Go out and get one today there are literally fucking millions of them.
1 hours later 5006941 Anonymous (1347585334222.png 3500x3273 669kB)
>>5006909
better start now then, it's only going to get worse
just get some of that spaghetti out of your system and move forward
1 hours later 5006943 Anonymous
>>5006926
technically but I am scared of them
2 hours later 5006953 Anonymous
>>5006926
I think that's the problem, anon.
2 hours later 5006959 Anonymous (1347748799760.png 544x510 212kB)
>>5006943
This is depressing me, I really hope it is trolling
2 hours later 5006963 Anonymous
>>5006943
Also dress good to get some nice shoes, jeans, and a kickass flannel and things should sail a bit more smoothly.
2 hours later 5006966 Anonymous
>>5006895
Pretty much this
Practice on your female co-workers. Unless you're their superior, you're very likely considered safe by them so they'll tell you when you look or smell nice, and you can do the same. Learn how to compliment and converse with them w/o being a creep or stumbling.
So when its time to go pick up a real girl, they're just another person not some scary figure.
2 hours later 5006973 Anonymous (125806883838.jpg 1000x862 162kB)
>>5006943
Well, you can always move on to straight up misogyny. Still no gf, but you wouldn't feel bad about it anymore.
2 hours later 5006974 Anonymous (1346554530982.jpg 500x515 26kB)
>>5006903
How about no.
I am not looking for "PERFECT KAWAII DESU SUPAR BIKINI MODEL!!!!! 8=====D"
You can't just look at somebody and be able to go "Oh they're a shy person."
Then there's the fact that I don't talk to them, so I wouldn't be able to find out anyway
2 hours later 5006985 Anonymous
>>5006974
Here is your missing puzzle piece. Man the fuck up and talk to a girl.
2 hours later 5006986 Anonymous (1347330779267.jpg 1792x1400 625kB)
Pinkie Pone because of max adorability factor, constant happiness, those eyes!, and likelihood she'd be one horny chick so she could keep up with my sex drive. So many more reasons so to sum up: damn near everything I want in a woman!
2 hours later 5006988 Anonymous
>>5006959
I am being serious I am afraid. sorry
4chan has not helped with this, the amount of horror stories and terrible things I have read
>>5006973
I think i would rather pretend with a nice guy
2 hours later 5006995 Anonymous
>>5006974
This isn't true.
Shy girls won't make eye contact, thats usually your first sign. They tend to be dressed a little more conservatively too. Anything to not draw attention to themselves. Body language is always very protective of themselves. Arms against chest, or around middle, etc.
Being shy is a way of life, man.
2 hours later 5006996 Anonymous
Princess Celestia because she's omnipotent and gigantic and that's what I want in a woman.
2 hours later 5007003 Anonymous
>>5006974
I seriously hope you actually mean this, but I've met too many hypocritic, selfrighteous whinypantses to believe that. Nothing personal.
2 hours later 5007011 stormcloak
Twilight. Because if dhe were real she'd be just as obsessed about obscure fascist and lost were all this education disipline is supposed to be going. You know, save the Equestrian race.
2 hours later 5007012 Anonymous
>>5006988
If you want to pretend to be a nice guy go ahead and ask how it worked for these losers.
www.love-shy.com/
Here is a tip they're all bitter and going to die kissless virgins.
2 hours later 5007029 Anonymous (1349552690370.gif 588x368 310kB)
>>5007012
No I meant... being with a guy romantically
2 hours later 5007039 Anonymous (130847467230.png 835x768 158kB)
>>5007012
>mfw this is real
This is what happens when prostitution is illegal. Seriously. Ya know how less angry people would be if they could just throw their damned v-card out? It did wonders for me.
2 hours later 5007044 Anonymous (50 shades of gay.jpg 377x750 104kB)
>>5007029
2 hours later 5007068 Anonymous (Random-GAY.jpg 200x229 12kB)
>>5007029
2 hours later 5007069 Anonymous
>>5007039
>prostitution
>illegal
Where do you live?
2 hours later 5007073 Anonymous
>>5007039
Treating the problems but not the ailment here. The point is don't be a beta look where it got these people. You're a man brave, strong, and bold do your ancestors some honor and talk to a fucking woman damn it.
2 hours later 5007093 Anonymous (1349899749655.png 1052x910 895kB)
>>5006995
I was an extremely shy person and even though it's gotten better, still am. I know these feels.
2 hours later 5007101 Anonymous (125.png 408x750 116kB)
>>5007069
anywhere in the US.
2 hours later 5007110 Anonymous
>>5007069
America, fucking epicenter of entitled fat manchildren these days.
>>5007073
Oh I agree. But I remember in high school how fucking neurotic I was about getting laid. Then one day it happened and it's like I dropped a sack of bricks. Sure I was younger and dumber then but, it made rejections in the future a lot easier.
I imagine rejection wouldn't even hurt if you could say "Well fuck it" and go to a hooker instead on some nights.
2 hours later 5007112 Anonymous
Applejack because Twilight.
2 hours later 5007113 Anonymous
>>5006736
>implying that wasn't part of the deal from the get go
2 hours later 5007115 Anonymous (1349882758903.png 1920x1200 160kB)
>>5007044
>>5007068
oh
I was hoping they would like to cosplay and roleplay as well...
2 hours later 5007120 Anonymous
>>5007101
I see. Germany here, while there are some restrictions it's perfectly legal here.
2 hours later 5007125 Anonymous (The Blonde One.jpg 500x375 25kB)
Suck it, plebes! Best pony!
2 hours later 5007147 Anonymous (1346299208430.jpg 315x306 24kB)
>>5007125
>not Rin
2 hours later 5007153 Anonymous
>>5007120
I'd call you lucky but I hear censorship of games/tv is pretty crazy there.
Well, when it comes to blood and violence anyhow. America its the opposite. You can have a woman raped and shot and left to die on daytime tv (Law&Order:SVU in cause you're curious) but god forbid her breast falls out during any of this.
2 hours later 5007162 Anonymous
>>5007125
>>5007147
/vg/ pls
2 hours later 5007172 Anonymous (bandicam 2012-10-07 10-06-44-029.jpg 799x601 143kB)
>>5007147
Are you telling me that you didn't d'aaaaw at this picture? All the cool characters are there!
Nah, I kid. To be fair, Rin's route is the only one I haven't done yet. I hear great things about her.
2 hours later 5007173 Anonymous
alle
2 hours later 5007176 Anonymous
>>5007153
You heard right, it's pretty annoying. You can import uncut stuff very easily (and legally) from Austria or Switzerland, though.
Plus we can swear all we want on TV.
2 hours later 5007182 Anonymous (58.png 500x500 254kB)
>>5007153
basically this. Kill all you want, but no tit shots on the camera.
>gonna post more bug pone
2 hours later 5007190 Anonymous (1349085302343.jpg 297x320 54kB)
>>5007147
>yfw Trixie and Shizune are basically the same character
2 hours later 5007195 Anonymous
>>5007176
The language censorship is pretty light these days.
Fuck and cunt are still no-no but I hear shit all the time. Everything else is pretty much OK so long as the word "God" doesn't precede it.
2 hours later 5007207 Anonymous
>>5007012
>If you suffer from involuntary celibacy (incel), you can find support here as well. Involuntary celibacy is defined as being unable to obtain a romantic partner within six months, for whatever reason.
HAHAHAH holy shit
Is there ANYTHING that people will not pathologise? Not getting laid is now a fucking disorder.
2 hours later 5007208 Anonymous (Sinister_smile.png 394x389 195kB)
>>5007172
>Are you telling me that you didn't d'aaaaw at this picture?
Of course, but only because of Akira
2 hours later 5007221 Anonymous (tumblr_mbc58l6Jsr1ri5sb7o1_1280.png 637x702 207kB)
>>5007153
Man, I hear ya. Family Guy, that accursed show, is so idiotically vulgar and crude, I'd rather they just show 30 minutes of porn in its place. At least it'd be entertaining.
Also, have some weird paraphilia of my waifu. Weird stuff. Found it in a rage thread this week, don't know what it is.
2 hours later 5007228 Anonymous (25.png 894x894 339kB)
>>5007207
That's what I thought when I read it.
I may be a virgin...but I'm not that pathetic to blame it on some made up disorder.
2 hours later 5007232 Anonymous (BleedingPrettyBadly.png 300x262 44kB)
>>5007208
God, Akira deserves so many hugs. She's one cool dude.
Sage for offtopic. While I'm at it, sauce on this picture.
2 hours later 5007240 Anonymous (3789666+_f031c9b80f118d68c78a8e93ea01828e.gif 300x166 52kB)
>>5007125
>>5007147
>>5007172
>>5007208
We Katawa Shoujo general now
2 hours later 5007244 Anonymous (So Alone.png 668x629 42kB)
This thread has made me feel painfully lonely, and now I can't afford a block of chocolate to make me feel better.
i'd love a hug
2 hours later 5007255 Anonymous (Visual.png 680x1213 1223kB)
>>5007240
Let's not.
2 hours later 5007264 Anonymous
>>5007244
>asking for hugs on /mlp/
Shit, nigger, what have you done?
2 hours later 5007267 Anonymous
>>5007244
>>>ponychan
2 hours later 5007277 Anonymous (emi.png 131x153 10kB)
>>5007255
Okay...
2 hours later 5007286 Anonymous (1349007619810.png 474x509 157kB)
>>5007264
>>5007267
im sorry
2 hours later 5007292 Anonymous (James.png 500x483 335kB)
>>5007244
You get none of my hugs, since you asked for it. If you can make me >feel , then we can talk.
2 hours later 5007301 Anonymous (reddit-anim.gif 400x400 352kB)
Would rather be a 40-year-old virgin than a divorced 40-year-old man.
40-year-old virgins don't have to pay alimony, or child support for a child they're not allowed to visit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/mensrights
oh wait this is /mlp/
http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlemensrights
2 hours later 5007309 Anonymous
>>5007264
Shit son you're the most beta person here. I hereby title you a gamma.
2 hours later 5007310 Anonymous (1342993543310.png 1400x1493 1167kB)
>>5007115
I would roleplay Braeburn for you, anon.
2 hours later 5007314 Anonymous (131825446282.png 437x272 129kB)
You guys are cold
>>5007244
Come'ere
2 hours later 5007321 Anonymous (1346353444212.jpg 315x310 16kB)
>>5007292
2 hours later 5007324 Anonymous
apple
2 hours later 5007337 Anonymous (1349575850348.png 851x938 152kB)
>>5007310
oh wow...that would be nice
>>5007314
Thank you anon
2 hours later 5007374 Anonymous (luvtester.gif 540x80 4kB)
>>5007039
protip: prostitutes are easier to find than drugs.
http://rubmaps.com/
in my town, $100 will get you a 45-minute massage and a hand job. you can lose your v-card for $250 easily.
2 hours later 5007379 Anonymous (Bestest.png 900x660 366kB)
>>5007321
Try harder, Homestar.
2 hours later 5007393 Anonymous
>>5007337
No prob
You'll find someone to give you the real thing someday. We all will.
>>5007301
Moral - Get a prenup
2 hours later 5007421 Anonymous (085f8a7c.jpg 1286x2034 1020kB)
>>5007379
Oh, it is on, mate!
2 hours later 5007436 Anonymous (1345885987857.png 4374x4698 729kB)
>>5007393
Oh I do hope so, I'd love to experience romance
2 hours later 5007444 Anonymous (1344008332496.png 301x373 88kB)
>>5007337
Some day I'll actually get to it. Some day...
2 hours later 5007462 Anonymous
>>5007436
I want to make love with you, Twilight Sparkle.
2 hours later 5007467 Anonymous (1334636917279.jpg 280x289 20kB)
What the fuck happened to this thread?
2 hours later 5007469 Anonymous
>>5007421
Fine... you get... one hug.
I'm hugging you, Hisao.
2 hours later 5007491 Anonymous
>>5005462
...Is that you TNAF?
2 hours later 5007497 Anonymous (1469.jpg 1298x2000 163kB)
>>5007469
Oh you!
2 hours later 5007505 Anonymous
>>5007467
I'm actually OP and I was about to post the same thing that you posted.
2 hours later 5007519 Anonymous (1343887422250.png 400x399 211kB)
>>5007467
It followed me to the gay bath house.
2 hours later 5007521 Anonymous (1349574967614.jpg 368x360 65kB)
>>5007462
Tenderly?
2 hours later 5007534 Anonymous (131146587239-f110944_130166529656.png 800x600 133kB)
>>5007521
No.
2 hours later 5007538 Anonymous
>>5007521
I don't have the experience to know otherwise.
2 hours later 5007549 Anonymous (1349551251131.jpg 368x360 41kB)
>>5007538
Then I would be all yours
2 hours later 5007768 Anonymous
>>5007462
>>5007521
>>5007538
>>5007549
>I have no reaction to properly express my face at reading all of this
Dude im all for offering some moral support to a beta anon, I know what it's like to feel like love is a hopeless dream. But this is just straight up role play shit and in no ways helpful aside from further sending you into escapism.
I make it a point to go out whenever I can and talk/ask girls out. So far it's 100% failure rate, and even though it hurts and I get embarrassed every time, I still keep trying. Dude I feel your pain, but you can't keep hiding from realty. This site is nice to fantasize, beat it off if yet into that, or just hang and shit the stick. But it's no substitute for real life.
Take some pride in appearance, get in some shape, and talk to girls. It won't be easy but if it's something you really want you have to work for it.
3 hours later 5007822 Anonymous (1347560312150.png 800x871 381kB)
>>5006235
While I agreed with most of what you said, I feel your reasoning may be flawed. Yes, while she wouldn't enjoy a man fawning and drooling over her (shee clearly gets plenty of that), It doesn't seem like you should forgo manners and courtesy. I'm sure she'd expect you to be chivalrous and be disappointed if you weren't.
also fuck hipster music
3 hours later 5007860 Anonymous
>>5007822
*Shouldn't
also, my post is the truth
3 hours later 5007951 Anonymous
>>5007115
>>5007029
>>5007337
wait a minute are u the same guy who told a stpry about meeting a brony at a bar and, thining he was gay, took him back to ur place to try and fuck?
i emailed you and you never responded
>rude
3 hours later 5007967 Anonymous
>>5007951
Were that I was so lucky in my life.
I don't go to bars, I am sorry anon, but I am not him.
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