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2012-10-11 06:53 5004284 Anonymous (Celestiadontcare.jpg 500x500 25kB)
Think of your favorite pony. Got it? That pony is now retarded. The cannot function on their own, and you must be their caretaker, feeding and cleaning them until they die. What do?

1 min later 5004305 Anonymous
>rape

2 min later 5004322 Mar
Can i fuck her?

2 min later 5004323 Anonymous (1348510806300.png 955x837 138kB)
can do

3 min later 5004345 Anonymous
>>5004322 Sure

4 min later 5004350 Esp
>>5004284 Lyra. Just wave my hands in front of her to keep her occupied. Take loving care of her for the rest of my days.

5 min later 5004368 Anonymous (1349948373335.jpg 900x684 28kB)
I want to hear her retarded moans. Listen to meaningless cries as she screams in pleasure her simplistic mind cannot understand. I want to see her crosseyed smile as I cum inside her.

5 min later 5004370 Anonymous (1348036274193.gif 500x400 579kB)
Still cum inside.

6 min later 5004377 Anonymous (1345656852273.gif 320x240 40kB)
Now I have my very own living fleshlight who is always warm and wet and never says no.

7 min later 5004397 Anonymous
>>5004284 Meh, let Celestia deal with her. I'm sure as hell not doing it.

10 min later 5004436 Anonymous
>retarded So what? She's stupid too? If she was just physically disabled I would care for her though.

10 min later 5004440 Anonymous
>Pinkie Look.. I.. I don't really think it matters shit.

12 min later 5004466 Anonymous (twilight_time dilation.png 350x206 142kB)
>>5004284 >she would never accept this >euthanasize her and try to live with it

21 min later 5004575 Anonymous (fluttersweet.png 840x525 202kB)
>Run to the bank of the river, panting. >Fluttershy is standing there, tears in her eyes. >"I didn't mean-I didn't mean to Anon honest to god I didn't." >"I know you didn't mean to, I know-" >"I didn't even shake her that hard but then she just- then she just fell over and- I didn't want to- want to kill her." >"Yeah, well, we're not going back there again." >She sobs, looking up at you with tears streaming down her face. >"Does this mean I don't-I don't get to t-tend the rabbits now?" >You look at her and sigh, unsure of what to tell her. You eventually decide it's best for her to be happy. >"No, of course not. You'll still get to tend the rabbits." >She smiles and laughs. >"Anon?" >"Yeah Fluttershy?" >"Tell- tell how it's gonna be again." >You grin. "Well, I want you to picture it. Go stand out in the river, look over that ridge." You walk behind her as she eagerly wades through the water. "Just over there." You point. >Is that where we gonna live?" she asks excitedly. >"Yes Fluttershy, now keep looking over that ridge." >You reach behind you to grab the .45 tucked into your belt. >"We're gonna live off the fat of the land, you and me. We'll have ourselves a nice little cottage surrounded by woodland creatures." >"And I'll- I'll tend the rabbits!" >"That's right." You cock the gun as quietly as possible and slowly raise your hand. >"And we'll have alfalfa, won't we Anon?" >"Yes, we sure will. Alfalfa for the rabbits." >"And we'll have blue rabbits and red rabbits and green rabbits and pink rabbits."

22 min later 5004585 Anonymous (love me.png 1000x1090 113kB)
>>5004575 >There is a silence as Fluttershy stares unblinking into the setting sun. >"Hey An-" >The bullet pierces her skull, cutting off her thought before she finished it. A second later, she fell over into the water with a loud and messy splash. You fear the sound might have given you away to your pursuers, but after a while, you don't hear any movement or voices. >Looking over the water, which is still rippling, you see a large red stain spread as grey matter bubbles to the surface. >Silently, you turn and leave the forest, a single tear forming in your eye. No words. No goodbyes. You were free.

25 min later 5004613 Esp (yrthebrv.jpg 640x586 39kB)
>>5004585 Fuck I love that movie. Thank you for these odd feels.

27 min later 5004644 Anonymous (6356456565464656.jpg 480x348 27kB)
>>5004575 >>5004585

39 min later 5004819 Anonymous
I'll just pull and Ol' Yeller on Twily. >>5004575 >>5004585 That's the ending to Of Mice and Men!

42 min later 5004860 Anonymous
>>5004575 >>5004585 All of my feel. ;_;

49 min later 5004987 Anonymous
>>5004575 >>5004585 The feels. They're too much to bear.

58 min later 5005134 Anonymous (1349936819386.png 257x250 109kB)
no, retarded Rarity does not appeal to me euthanise, it's the best thing for her

1 hours later 5005167 Anonymous
What if someone's favorite pony is Derpy? she becomes a genius now?

1 hours later 5005221 Evo (WTF8.png 763x827 61kB)
Anyone else remember this...

1 hours later 5005278 Anonymous (derpslurp.png 945x945 151kB)
Double negative? Derpy is now a genius...

1 hours later 5005310 Anonymous
>>5005221 What the actual fuck?

1 hours later 5005322 Link
>>5004284 I'm sapiosexual Twi no longer holds any appeal to me

1 hours later 5005340 Anonymous (1299116074307.jpg 900x900 157kB)
>>5004284 But Luna is immortal...

1 hours later 5005671 Anonymous
>>5005340 Have fun!

2 hours later 5006330 Anonymous
>>5005221 Thanks, I was this close to forget about it.

2 hours later 5006344 Anonymous (1349118014971.png 380x247 3kB)
I hate religion so much. Can we get an anti religion thread going?Pic related

2 hours later 5006574 Kolesnik (1346215623356.png 900x500 278kB)
fuck you, op why are all tards not killed at birth? how can a doctor deliver a retarded babby knowing that half of his salary goes to taxes buying this kid a motorized wheelchair? the tax man fucks me over in a lot of different ways because i make a lot of money, but knowing that my money goes to retards makes me want to off myself

6 hours later 5010384 Anonymous
I've heard horse jerky is delicious, and making it can be fun for the whole family.

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