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2012-09-27 08:07 4715319 Anonymous MLP General (PonyInBlack.png 853x1080 146kB)
Pony wearing clothing edition
New horse: Right here
Old horse: >>4709912
Ghost horse: >>4713111
1 min later 4715334 Anonymous (Applejack_smiles_S02E15.png 1280x720 656kB)
1 min later 4715337 Anonymous (Remember to Mark the last thread befoe you mark this thread, please.png 545x545 150kB)
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>>4713111
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1 min later 4715339 Anonymous
>ghost rape
1 min later 4715347 Anonymous (i cant hold all these pon.png 664x952 201kB)
>>4715015
the smalls
1 min later 4715350 Anonymous (1324733338085.png 500x500 142kB)
1 min later 4715351 Anonymous (1330892211211.png 932x728 167kB)
>>4715319
That pone doesnt like wearing certain clothes.
1 min later 4715355 Anonymous (104921__UNOPT__safe_cheerilee_dress_artist-cartoontiger.png 2800x2800 316kB)
oh?
2 min later 4715359 Anonymous
Alright MLPG
Its late. I'm sure we're all very tired and want to go to bed.
Just hand over the pony and everything will be hunky dory. Got it?
2 min later 4715362 Anonymous (Double ended dildo not shown.jpg 720x613 162kB)
2 min later 4715366 Anonymous
>>4715347
i can die now
2 min later 4715367 Anonymous (GhostPone.png 600x600 110kB)
>>4715339
Why did the white chick get pregnant?
She had a thing for spooks!
3 min later 4715378 Anonymous
>>4715359
You'll have to pry her from my cold dead hands.
3 min later 4715385 Tex (boo.png 821x1200 366kB)
Would you let a pony boop you?
3 min later 4715386 Anonymous
>>4715347
>One goes honk
>one goes squeak
>one goes AOOOOGAH!
3 min later 4715388 Anonymous (1338436350779.png 505x1491 293kB)
>>4715359
3 min later 4715393 Anonymous
>>4715347
Holy ponies that is amazingly cute.
3 min later 4715401 Elslowmo (1348724849864.png 664x952 192kB)
>>4715347
I'm die
3 min later 4715402 Anonymous
>>4715378
THAT CAN BE ARRANGED, DEAD MAN
3 min later 4715405 Anonymous
>>4715388
That lyra plush shitstorm was one of the best parts of summer
4 min later 4715409 Anonymous (1343023430260.png 342x461 217kB)
let's ignore
4 min later 4715411 Anonymous
>>4715386
>Squeeze Scoots Gently.
4 min later 4715413 Anonymous
>>4715402
WE'LL SEE WHO IS DEAD MOMMAS BOY
4 min later 4715414 Anonymous
>>4715367
now i remeber my sims character making ghost babies
>>4715385
yes i would let a pony boop me
5 min later 4715422 RustyDooks (booping overtime Jailbait.png 1688x986 41kB)
>>4715385
What if she boops me in overtime?
5 min later 4715423 Anonymous
>>4715409
Ignore what?
IGNORE WHAT PINKIE?
TELL ME
5 min later 4715427 Braeburned
newest commission posted
weeeeeeeeeeeee
5 min later 4715430 Anonymous (tumblr_mazgsoSFcJ1rw5zkqo1_1280.png 1074x1517 407kB)
Hey Braeburned, see?
This is how you should draw mare vag.
See how beautiful it is?
5 min later 4715432 Anonymous
>>4715385
its all i truly want in this world.
6 min later 4715438 Anonymous
>>4715427
post it or link it here you jerk
6 min later 4715442 Anonymous
>>4715405
>summer is over
>still no pony
6 min later 4715444 Anonymous (IMG_0230-450x317.jpg 450x317 66kB)
>one of the bookstores near campus
6 min later 4715445 Anonymous
Twilight was born rich and had everything handed to her until she was accepted into Celestia's school.
6 min later 4715447 Tex (AtO5aOzCQAA0moe[1].jpg_l.jpg 500x319 22kB)
>>4715422
OVERTIME!?
6 min later 4715449 Anonymous (Squish-It Sammy.gif 600x415 1741kB)
>>4715347
I'M GONNA SQUISH-IT
6 min later 4715450 Braeburned
>>4715430
See apple can do it beautifully
I can't yet
but that's what practice is for, haha
6 min later 4715452 Anonymous (Commish1-2Tum.png 1400x853 857kB)
D-d-d-dicks.
6 min later 4715458 Anonymous (tumblr_mazqqej4bc1rsowjpo1_1280.png 1280x890 881kB)
6 min later 4715459 Anonymous
>>4715427
ponies should have human penises because human genitals are more aesthetically pleasing. The ponies are too non-feral to warrant anatomically correct genitals.
Please correct this
6 min later 4715461 Anonymous
>>4715438
>i cant google
http://braeburned.tumblr.com/
7 min later 4715463 Anonymous
>>4715430
>teats
>sweaty
UNF
7 min later 4715467 Anonymous (1348390863924.png 1200x4080 1448kB)
>>4715046
elslowmo pls
7 min later 4715473 Anonymous
>>4715449
Squish them very softly and they'll make cute noises and wiggle around
7 min later 4715474 Anonymous (sweaty horse.png 225x323 73kB)
>>4715452
fuck yes
7 min later 4715475 Anonymous
>>4715452
Unf. and you know Fancy can't say no, Blueblood has enough connections to ruin a man.
7 min later 4715476 Braeburned
>>4715452
was gonna post but someone beat me to it
anyway
http://braeburned.tumblr.com/post/32383083888/blueblood-showing-fancypants-whos-the-bigger
7 min later 4715478 Anonymous (9-15-2012 1-35-36 PM.jpg 92x92 4kB)
>>4715450
How much is a typical commission?
8 min later 4715484 Daftykins (1340493320095.png 541x469 242kB)
Got that tablet.
Feels pretty good.
8 min later 4715486 Anonymous
>>4715458
Never knew Atryl had it in him to do huge breasts.
Best Celestia
8 min later 4715494 Anonymous (WelcomeToMLPG.gif 500x375 1057kB)
8 min later 4715495 Anonymous
>>4715476
>>4715452
>>4715461
Link it more ways!
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/Commish1-2Tum.png
8 min later 4715498 Anonymous
>>4715484
show me your moves
8 min later 4715499 Anonymous
>>4715430
well, that's it
no doubt in my mind anymore
given the chance i would fuck a horse with no regrets
8 min later 4715501 archive anon
Hey, /co/!
Wasn't Renne quest supposed to be on now?
9 min later 4715504 Braeburned
>>4715478
Depends what you call typical!
and the content and quality
That one that was just posted was $85
9 min later 4715508 Anonymous (pinkie- mildly-excited.gif 199x262 64kB)
>>4715484
9 min later 4715511 Anonymous
>>4715347
I... I need this colored.
10 min later 4715517 Anonymous
>>4715501
LK's not able to run it today for family reasons, but it's on tommorrow.
>Well there won't be any quest tonight, but it will be on for tomorrow. Should be around the usual starting time, but may be a little earlier. Sorry about the past few weeks, promising double quest days but having stuff turn up.
10 min later 4715518 Anonymous
>>4715498
Captain pls
10 min later 4715520 Anonymous (1345180093040.jpg 800x800 183kB)
10 min later 4715521 Anonymous
>>4715295
So, does the General prefer horse or human genitalia on their ponies?
10 min later 4715523 Anonymous
>>4715510
That is a terrible penis
I want nothing to do with it
10 min later 4715525 Anonymous
>>4715486
Everyone one of his anthros have the exact. same. tits.
I hate them
10 min later 4715526 RustyDooks (booping threads.jpg 180x160 10kB)
>>4715447
at night
10 min later 4715527 Anonymous
>>4715510
>that Lego hand
10 min later 4715529 Anonymous
>>4715521
I definitely prefer horsecocks if you're talking about males
11 min later 4715530 Anonymous (1345180125107.jpg 800x800 118kB)
11 min later 4715532 Anonymous
>>4715520
>"fuck im birthing a horse"
OH GOD MY SIDES ARE OBLITERATED
11 min later 4715533 Anonymous
cant sleep
going to have to take a sick day tomorrow. Probably sick anyway
but at least I have pony
right?
11 min later 4715534 Anonymous
>>4715521
Human for mares
Horse for stallions
11 min later 4715536 Anonymous (708468570995-.jpg 222x325 85kB)
>>4715504
May be interested at some point...
I just need a good idea first.
Thanks for the answer!
11 min later 4715537 Anonymous
>>4715334
Daily reminder: Cider does not foam unless it is alcoholic.
11 min later 4715540 Daftykins
>>4715498
http://fav.me/d5g1bbr
Looks pretty much the same as my other shit though.
11 min later 4715542 Anonymous (1345180205496.jpg 800x800 120kB)
11 min later 4715544 Tex (Hash_brown[1].jpg 1152x864 41kB)
>>4715526
>posting ponies at night
11 min later 4715546 Anonymous
>>4715521
Horse is the correct answer
Gender is irrelevant. If you want it on one and not the other, you're dumb.
11 min later 4715548 Anonymous
>>4715430
>Visualization of twilight unwashed
12 min later 4715554 Anonymous (Just Fuck Already.gif 342x301 210kB)
>>4715526
>>4715544
12 min later 4715557 Anonymous (1345180260234.jpg 800x800 150kB)
12 min later 4715562 Anonymous (It'sNonAlcoholic.png 1280x720 616kB)
>>4715537
But Flim and Flam do understand not to serve it to those with a record.
12 min later 4715564 Anonymous
>>4715521
>all those humanized responses
Wow. /mlp/ is almost like another world from us.
12 min later 4715566 Anonymous
what should i do now
12 min later 4715568 Anonymous
>>4715537
Daily Reminder: Applejack isnt real
12 min later 4715569 Anonymous (1343849112958.gif 210x150 2028kB)
>>4715499
>you will never feel a mare's delicate winking on your penis as she expels copious amounts of warm urine
12 min later 4715571 Anonymous (1310457108062.jpg 567x631 40kB)
>>4715527
That's hilarious.
12 min later 4715572 Anonymous
>>4715537
Incorrect.
Freshly pressed cider is naturally foamy at first, especially when you start poring it into jugs.
It's the processed shit they sell in stores that doesn't foam.
13 min later 4715576 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>4715537
I've had sparkling apple cider that was non-alchoholic but foamy. Gooood stuff. Look for Martinellis when you get the chance
13 min later 4715577 Anonymous (640px-Pinkie_near_the_train_S2E24.png 640x361 208kB)
>>4715533
You sure do.
Feel better, ya cunt.
13 min later 4715578 Anonymous
>>4715520
I fucking knew that first picture looked familiar
I like this series
13 min later 4715584 Anonymous
>>4715533
Take three vitamin C. RIGHT NOW. Then two more when you get up.
>no Vitamin C in house
You probably don't have a Go Bag in case Yellowstone blows either, do you?
13 min later 4715585 Anonymous
>>4715548
holy unf
14 min later 4715592 Anonymous
>>4715577
Pinkie, dont use such language
Its unbecoming of you
14 min later 4715597 Anonymous
>>4715564
Exactly. MLPG remains self-aware that, yes, these are horses, and yes, we want to fuck them. We don't gloss over things. We don't go into denial. We know it's a cartoon for little girls, starring talking technicolor horses. And we don't give a fuck.
14 min later 4715603 Anonymous
>>4715430
This is disgusting,
14 min later 4715604 Anonymous
>>4715584
Man, if Yellowstone blows I'm fucked outright and you probably are too
15 min later 4715608 Anonymous
>>4715584
its more of a insomnia/nausea/unquenchable anger. But I guess some OJ wont hurt
15 min later 4715612 Anonymous
>>4715597
>this guy thinks MLPG anons don't like humanized
You should come here during the day time/afternoon
Human pedophiles run rampant
15 min later 4715616 Anonymous
>>4715597
but I don't want to fuck them
16 min later 4715623 Anonymous
>>4715597
>yes, these are horses, and yes, we want to fuck them
Uhhh.....I dont. Cuddling is as far as I go
16 min later 4715624 Anonymous
>>4715604
>tfw in Washinton.
>Jetstream will cause me to only get minorly fucked
16 min later 4715629 Anonymous
>>4715597
If there's one thing I can't stand in this fandom, it's the porn.
Don't you realize you make all of us look bad?
16 min later 4715630 Anonymous
>>4715612
>Human pedophiles run rampant
just because you shit up the day threads with this shit doesnt mean you should try and start it up in the night ones.
17 min later 4715640 Anonymous (1348726146925.png 664x952 134kB)
>>4715511
So, MLPG - Photoshop help line. I've got a program that converts lineart into this, but the lines are not 100% opacity. How do I make them 100% opacity?
CS6 if it matters.
17 min later 4715642 RustyDooks (i don't need them.jpg 545x380 19kB)
>>4715544
>implying you need ponies anyways
17 min later 4715648 Anonymous
>>4715624
I thought Yellowstone exploding would cause Rainier to go to
Am I the victim of fearmongering?
17 min later 4715650 Anonymous
>>4715584
>tfw boss has a buggout kit because he is convinced that zombies are a thing that will happen.
17 min later 4715651 Anonymous
>>4715517
Thanks, I'm not around mlpg, so where can I get this kind of information asap?
And is that tomorrow going to be later today or Friday? Just asking, because > timezones
17 min later 4715654 Anonymous (even cleverbot doesn't want to be my friend.png 429x329 46kB)
>>4715633
17 min later 4715657 Anonymous (357478432875431.gif 400x203 1941kB)
18 min later 4715659 Anonymous
>>4715640
Duplicate the layer and merge it over itself
What program do you have that makes lineart like that?
18 min later 4715660 RustyDooks
>>4715640
If the lineart is not opaque enough, copy and paste it a few times until you get the desired result!
But watch out, you'll also get some artifatcs.
18 min later 4715661 Anonymous
>>4715597
>horses
>for sexually
anon pls
18 min later 4715662 Anonymous
>>4715648
Pretty much yes.
They aren't connected.
18 min later 4715667 Anonymous
>>4715640
Don't you just layer them on top of themselves until you hit full opacity?
Or am I thinking of GiMP?
18 min later 4715674 Anonymous (timemachine.png 1101x286 18kB)
>>4715597
Were we ever like this? Perhaps we have simply changed.
18 min later 4715675 Anonymous
>>4715521
On males I like horsecocks with human balls and a less-than accurate bellend
On females I like a horse pelvic mound and positioning, with human labia and clitoris
I like my buttholes to be a combination of both, with slightly horse buttcheeks that and kind of humany
Because I'm a goddamn inconsistent retard who can't settle on 1 thing and be fine with it
18 min later 4715679 Anonymous
>>4715597
But they're funny little cartoon horses anon. Real horses scare me.
19 min later 4715685 Anonymous
>>4715612
I find it strange that there are different kinds of pedophilia.
19 min later 4715689 Anonymous
>>4715648
Is it bad that I have been having lots of end of the world scenario dreams involving that?
19 min later 4715690 Anonymous
>>4715640
I'm not sure about this but try making a new layer as a clipping mask and drop a black fill over it?
19 min later 4715692 Anonymous
>>4715603
your face is disgusting
19 min later 4715694 Anonymous
>>4715659
Photoshop action set. can't find the thread for it. I'll upload it if you care.
19 min later 4715697 Anonymous
>>4715630
I'm not a pedophile though, so I'm not going to bring shitty human teen-CMC feels into the night
19 min later 4715700 Anonymous (tooth_by_th351.png 829x679 603kB)
good night mlpg
19 min later 4715702 Tex (id.jpg 500x375 88kB)
>>4715642
I need ponies.
19 min later 4715703 Snarky Bastard
>>4715642
yeah. we got women!
give up your sorcery, /co/. you don't need to be a wizard to be happy.
19 min later 4715704 Anonymous
>>4715648
>>4715689
what is this all about now?
19 min later 4715705 Anonymous
>>4715700
Goodnight.
19 min later 4715707 Anonymous
>>4715667
>>4715660
Yep, that works, thanks.
20 min later 4715709 Anonymous
>>4715445
>earth ponies have a special connection to the earth
>they have a way of making things grow
>the great city of Manehattan was founded by earth ponies, built by earth ponies
>Stinking Rich saw the old ways disappearing, saw ponies losing their connection to the land
>he moved west, found love, found open lands, and found a new product that just needed some good marketing
>as his business grew, so did his family
>the poverty and lack of hospitals cost him two foals
>he funded the hospital, investing all his profits in that loss-leader
>he nearly lost his wife on the third foal, a runt they named Filthy
>it was his hospital that saved their lives
>he died with modest savings in the bank, passing a charitable legacy and a successful chain of general stores to his only son
>his granddaughter owes literally everything to Applebloom's grandmother
>treats her like a senile waste of hide
20 min later 4715710 Anonymous
>>4715583
>she remembers nothing the next morning
>and she's too busy complaining of her head pounding like a drum to care
20 min later 4715714 Anonymous
>>4715694
I would very much appreciate that
Also, >>4715690 is a decent suggestion
20 min later 4715715 Anonymous (DASHIE.png 509x595 383kB)
20 min later 4715721 Anonymous
>>4715697
>>4715630
>>4715612
>>4715685
>I don't like Teen Feels
>therefore anyone who does is a pedophile
Fluffy Pony thread please go.
21 min later 4715725 Anonymous
>>4715445
Equestria is a feudal state after all and unicorns ar top tier
21 min later 4715727 Anonymous (Pony2.jpg 1600x900 383kB)
>>4715703
Fuck you, I will cross the streams whenever I like it.
21 min later 4715729 Anonymous
>>4715654
Cleverbot doesn't make friends
He makes acquaintances
21 min later 4715730 Anonymous (0ca.jpg 451x601 86kB)
>>4715544
There's nothing better to do. Faggot.
21 min later 4715732 Anonymous
>>4715651
I've been copypasting it over to the speculation thread that's linked in the archive, but so far LK himself's only posted about it in the General.
Vaguely guessing your timezone by your reaction last week, I'd say it'll start late tonight/early Friday
21 min later 4715734 Anonymous (MotherfuckinMiracles.png 1395x1122 398kB)
>>4715702
Here.
Have a horse.
21 min later 4715736 Anonymous
>>4715721
im offended you included my post in there when i wasnt implying or saying anything of the sort, and even denouncing them for saying it.
21 min later 4715739 Anonymous
>>4715721
>I want to imagine myself in a romantic relationship with an underaged girl
>but I'm not a pedophile, though
21 min later 4715740 Anonymous (out.1324598224146.png 572x307 256kB)
>>4715592
I'll talk however I [@*#%] want.
21 min later 4715742 Anonymous (3689635.jpg 900x487 370kB)
22 min later 4715743 Anonymous
>>4715710
>>4715446
>>4715588
>Eventually she's rendered almost unable to speak, except for a terse "ASPIRIN." or "ALKA-SELTZER." Everything else hurts her head too much.
>She only lets go of her head to punch you if you speak so much as a word and she holds her eyes tightly shut as she lays on the couch, hungover and thoroughly miserable.
>You can't resist.
>"I told you to ease off the wine, didn't I?"
>Thwack!
>"SHUT UP."
22 min later 4715745 Anonymous
>>4715704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7as7Ej_U6yU
Someday, everyone is gonna die
You can't let it get to you
but it's not a bad idea to prepare for it
22 min later 4715749 Anonymous
>>4715714
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/734502/WhiteToTransp.atn
You should be able to just double click it after downloading.
Works in CS6, probably works at least a few versions back.
22 min later 4715750 Snarky Bastard
>>4715721
we should Teen Feels right fucking now.
22 min later 4715757 RustyDooks (you want it.png 400x300 150kB)
>>4715702
You don't need the pink horse
23 min later 4715759 Anonymous
>>4715709
Now I want to smack a bitch.
23 min later 4715760 Anonymous
>>4715739
that isnt what he is saying and you fucking know it you faglord.
23 min later 4715763 Anonymous
>>4715736
Sorry. I was kind of replying to the exchange as a whole.
24 min later 4715766 Anonymous (1348678369768.png 840x771 36kB)
24 min later 4715772 Anonymous
>>4715750
right, we should now teen fucking feels
24 min later 4715776 Anonymous (probably not.png 250x368 105kB)
>>4715709
>treats her like a senile waste of hide
24 min later 4715777 Anonymous
>>4715757
I DON'T NEED IT
I DON'T NEED IT
I DEFINITELY DON'T NEED IT..
24 min later 4715778 Anonymous
>>4715750
>you and teen scootaloo out in the park one fall day, holding hands
>you sit on a park bench and watch the sun start to dip below the horizon
>she leans over to you and kisses you on the cheek
>you embrace her and share a passionate kiss
>a nearby police officer arrests you because she's underaged, you sick fuck
24 min later 4715780 Anonymous
Red Ribbon can you please draw a sun horse? she is my favorite.
25 min later 4715782 Anonymous
>>4715739
>Teen feels.
>Anything about sex at all.
>"But Anon, Applebloom had sex in it."
>"'Shut up, voice in my head that tells me to stop when I start making an ass of myself, I am trying to sound important."
25 min later 4715785 Anonymous
>>4715692
Horsefucker and appledrone
I hope you will quite general along with that faggot.
25 min later 4715790 Elslowmo (1348726146925.png 664x952 183kB)
>>4715347
25 min later 4715791 Anonymous (winking wizard.png 1242x999 449kB)
>>4715749
Thank you sir.
Have a pony
25 min later 4715792 Anonymous
Can someone post that really good gigantic color reference sheet?
I promise to save it this time.
25 min later 4715798 Anonymous (twisnoop.gif 400x389 812kB)
Just a reminder that if your favorite pony isn't in the main six, you are a filthy brony.
26 min later 4715801 Anonymous
>>4715790
>tfw too slow
26 min later 4715806 Anonymous (colorguide.png 1280x3298 783kB)
>>4715792
I don't know if this is full or accurate or what but here you go
26 min later 4715807 Anonymous
>>4715792
It's in the last thread, man, just go look for it.
26 min later 4715809 Anonymous
>>4715739
>if I ignore the part where Anon is the same age as her, it makes my argument valid.
26 min later 4715811 Snarky Bastard
>>4715778
>it's El Jeffe
>he knows you're her age, he's just doing it to screw with you and remind Scoots of her place
>"hey, pinche cabron, that's my boyfriend!"
27 min later 4715816 Anonymous (Clipboard01.png 481x632 118kB)
>>4715640
Here you go.
27 min later 4715817 Anonymous
>>4715778
>sixteen through nineteen is still teen
>and legal
Anon, porfis.
27 min later 4715818 Anonymous
>>4715749
...I'm having trouble getting that. Should it be showing up as a white screen with a line of code running across it, or no?
27 min later 4715819 Anonymous
>>4715674
When i started watching the show, i never saw the ponies in any sexual way. I spent like 4 months like that until the R34 became more common. I always tried to avoid it because it felt so wrong and i didn't wamt tp see the ponies in that way. Then eventually i started to like it and now here i am still fapping to cartoon ponies and real horses, when before all this MLP thing i only fapped to regular porn.
27 min later 4715822 Anonymous
>>4715809
>I'll make my self insert the same age
>That justifies my pedophilia
You guys are too easy, I mean, c'mon. I don't even have to try to think up anything, you just bring it to me
28 min later 4715826 Anonymous
>>4715818
file > save as > (name it something you dofus) > import it in to photoshop or double click it if you saved it with the right filename
28 min later 4715827 Anonymous
>>4715732
Just for future reference: I'm in the CET
Thanks again, anon
Also, if someone knows Javascript pretty well, I'd like to ask that person to help me out on making a truncated version of 4chanX to work on the threads archived by me.
28 min later 4715829 Anonymous
>>4715640
open in photoshop -> lock transparent pixels -> d -> clt+backspace -> unlock
28 min later 4715831 Anonymous
>>4715780
in the style of the pics I've been posting tonight or?
28 min later 4715833 Elslowmo
>>4715801
You can still color yours anon, and I'm sure it'll be twice as good
28 min later 4715835 Anonymous
>>4715657
I figured out how to slice a bagel into a Moebius strip once. It uses half the cream cheese, but it doesn't toast well.
28 min later 4715837 Anonymous
>>4715822
are you saying the writers of Gravity Falls are pedophiles since they display Dipper having a crush on Wendy?
28 min later 4715838 Anonymous
>>4715829
>ctrl
I mean alt
29 min later 4715843 Anonymous
>>4715837
I think he is.
29 min later 4715847 Anonymous
>>4715822
>pedophilia
>teen feels
>pedo
>TEEN
You do not know what the word pedophilia means. Stop shit slinging like you know what you are even talking about.
30 min later 4715850 Anonymous
>>4715831
Can you please draw nightmare horse too (nightmare moon)? or may be you can draw two of them at once, doing something pleasant to each other (if you know what I mean)
31 min later 4715858 Anonymous (1347776571016.png 1024x1024 187kB)
>>4715822
Oh man, is it that time for Rumblescoots again?
31 min later 4715860 Anonymous
>>4715831
>Oversized Celestia getting squished
I'd like to see that, but I'm not that other guy
31 min later 4715861 Anonymous
>>4715819
I used to be the same way, I don't think I even fapped to humanized a lot. Then one day I read RGP and saw a certain Applejack picture and it was all downhill from there.
I enjoy what I've become
31 min later 4715868 Anonymous
>>4715822
>Baby's first troll
31 min later 4715869 Anonymous (ACakeCoveredInIcePacksFreshFrosting.gif 799x272 25kB)
>>4715847
31 min later 4715871 Anonymous
>>4715847
AN EPHEBOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT
31 min later 4715873 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>4715757
Rusty can you post some full body screenshots of AJ pls? I somehow only have 2 pictures of her and Pinkie is in the way for each one.
31 min later 4715874 Anonymous (Dofus.png 230x185 51kB)
>>4715826
I'm sorry I'm such a dofus.
32 min later 4715877 Anonymous
>>4715776
>Diamond Tiara treats Granny Smith like a senile waste of hide
Why yes, anon, I do watch the show.
32 min later 4715879 Anonymous
I love you mlpg~
Even if you're ruining my life.
32 min later 4715880 Anonymous
>>4715871
There we go.
If you're going to shitpost, you better check your facts. Carry on.
32 min later 4715883 Anonymous
>>4715879
Lets fuck
32 min later 4715884 Anonymous (Applejack smores.png 900x547 115kB)
>>4715873
Applepony is best farmer pony
33 min later 4715885 Anonymous (LaughingFillies.gif 720x405 638kB)
>>4715877
>He watches the show.
33 min later 4715887 Anonymous
>>4715861
Dash in that rubber wonderbolts gimpsuit is what broke me.
33 min later 4715888 Anonymous (twirlpony.png 300x300 42kB)
>>4715874
>misspell a word while making fun of someone else for making a mistake
>mfw called out
33 min later 4715891 Anonymous
>>4715883
D-do you have protection?
33 min later 4715895 Anonymous (1341939351183.png 500x500 295kB)
>>4715873
34 min later 4715899 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ (Only one can be Iron Pegasus.png 500x500 98kB)
>>4715858
It's never nap time baby!
34 min later 4715902 Anonymous
>>4715891
I use Avast
34 min later 4715904 Anonymous
>>4715873
Here is a fairly good source of vectors for various shit
http://mlp-vectorclub.deviantart.com/
34 min later 4715907 Anonymous
>>4715902
>not using common sense 2012
34 min later 4715910 Anonymous
>>4715902
Oh my~
35 min later 4715916 Anonymous (1347417344096.png 1200x1646 1636kB)
>>4715899
2cute
35 min later 4715920 Anonymous
>>4715902
>Avast
35 min later 4715923 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>4715884
I love that she's holding them and not even curling the end of her hoof around the stick. It looks totally taped on.
>>4715895
>>4715904
Oh sweet biz. I'm going to look through that page for some more. Thanks!
35 min later 4715925 Snarky Bastard
>>4715888
misspelling is always a one-way tick to Hell.
36 min later 4715929 Anonymous
>>4715916
But how did Scootaloo end up in the tree?
36 min later 4715932 Anonymous
>>4715743
>she grabs your wrist as you start to leave, digging her fingers into your skin
>"Wha-?"
>"STAY."
>her grip on you tightens as she grits her teeth and writhes against the sofa cushions, pulses of mind-searing pain pounding through her head
>soon enough, her body slackens as the pain ebbs
>"Nnngh... s-stay..."
36 min later 4715934 Anonymous
>>4715887
The one where she is getting fucked by Soarin ?
36 min later 4715936 Anonymous
>>4715925
>one-way tick to Hell.
>trick
Ya beafed it
36 min later 4715938 Anonymous
>>4715888
One last thing, though. Since I don't want it cluttering up my desktop, which script folder do I put it in, the sample script folder or the utilities folder?
37 min later 4715942 Anonymous
>>4715887
That one dream broke me.
>doing whatever I usually do in my dreams
>dream-awaken, walk into kitchen to make breakfast
>Pinkie
>Applejack
>Rainbow Dash
>all in the kitchen
>Pinkie humps my leg
>Rainbow presents herself for oral while hovering
>Applejack gives me a blowjob
>wake up to first wet dream in four years
I haven't seen them the same way since. I tried fapping to furry last week. It turned to pone before I could get it up.
37 min later 4715945 Anonymous (8652cacecf7a95e0e1ed477b964e28ee.png 824x597 183kB)
>>4715934
actually it was this one, but i enjoy all 3
37 min later 4715948 Anonymous (1342620945570.png 500x444 462kB)
>>4715888
37 min later 4715952 Anonymous
>>4715936
>tfw Anon totally Soosed it.
37 min later 4715960 Anonymous
>>4715929
Rumble flew her up
38 min later 4715961 Snarky Bastard
>>4715945
>wings free
but she could fly away. it needs to restrict her wings.
38 min later 4715965 Anonymous (1339649019375.png 587x815 194kB)
>>4715929
38 min later 4715966 Anonymous
>>4715948
>American schools will not just drop kids off on 4chan to teach them English.
38 min later 4715970 Anonymous
Would you rest your hand on a pone's back?
38 min later 4715975 Anonymous (1348518976130.png 1597x1292 179kB)
"Why haven't you come to bed, Anon? It's nice and warm."
39 min later 4715979 Anonymous
What if Scootaloo and Rumble engage in underage booping?
39 min later 4715981 Anonymous
>>4715961
You're DD is showing
39 min later 4715982 Anonymous
>>4715942
>mfw came buckets during a dream 69ing with a futa dash
its the closest ill ever get to sexing my waifu
39 min later 4715984 Anonymous
Make love to the canvas~
39 min later 4715985 Anonymous
>>4715938
>Saving things to your desktop
I don't think it matters, actually
I deleted the script file and reloaded photoshop and the action was still there. I would leave it somewhere it can easily be found in your photoshop folder in case you need to copy it to a friend or something like that
39 min later 4715987 Anonymous
>>4715970
I would if i could Sadiq
39 min later 4715989 Anonymous
>>4715979
then they're both pedophiles
39 min later 4715991 Anonymous (WhyDidn'tYouComeAnonINeededYourShoulderToBuryMyFaceIntoForTheScaryBitsYourJoyAndLaughterInTheFunnyBitsAndAHandIToPutAroundMyHoofForTheRomanticBits..png 1280x1003 747kB)
>>4715975
39 min later 4715992 Anonymous
>>4715960
>>4715965
Scoots is a lazy filly.
And I thought Rumble was a bit smaller than her judging from Hurricane Fluttershy.
Granted we never got to compare them in that ep since they don't use cripples to move the water.
40 min later 4715995 Anonymous
>>4715984
Caress it~
40 min later 4715997 Anonymous
>>4715970
Well, if I were to ever come into contact with a pone I would never stop fucking her, so I'm going to say yes.
Or something.
I would a horse.
40 min later 4715998 Anonymous
>>4715961
Because she is going to want to fly away wearing a bit gag and a rubber wonderbolts gimp suit with the zipper exposing her dripping used cunt.
no seriously she isnt going to want to because she wants to be there.
40 min later 4716001 Anonymous
>>4715989
No, one is a Pedofilly and the other is a Pedofoal
40 min later 4716003 Anonymous
>>4715995
Relax. Let it flow.
41 min later 4716006 Anonymous (13123123131.png 1239x685 249kB)
>>4715961
She thinks she is part of the Wonderbolts.
41 min later 4716009 Anonymous (thunderlane teaching rumble to not be a faggot.png 1000x1100 280kB)
>>4715992
Rumble can't even fly or whatever. Art is truth.
41 min later 4716012 Anonymous
>>4715975
>that feel doesn't exist
41 min later 4716017 Anonymous (1299561551167.png 589x707 506kB)
>>4715979
>"H-hey, how about I let you boop mine and then you let me boop yours?"
41 min later 4716018 Anonymous
>>4716003
You can do it~
41 min later 4716019 Anonymous
>>4716003
Do you ever imagine things?
41 min later 4716020 Anonymous (Rumble 5.gif 302x422 389kB)
>>4716009
DYEWTS
42 min later 4716021 Anonymous
>>4715998
>She wants Spitfire.
>Spitfire points to the line of stallions.
>"Sorry kid, but you gotta earn this."
42 min later 4716022 Anonymous
>>4716001
They're both Pedofoals, Rumble is a Pedocolt.
Jesus christ, anon, get your fucking head out of your ass.
42 min later 4716025 Anonymous
>>4715997
Never? Not even in your sleep? Or out shopping in town?
42 min later 4716028 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ (rumble and scoot flying.png 900x1000 295kB)
>>4715965
I like the elevator method too
>>4715992
They're probably the same size judging from the few times he's standing next to a regular mare/his brother.
Every Pegasus in town was ordered to participate. Scoot probably stayed home and was upset because she wasn't capable of doing it. Poor Scoot
42 min later 4716029 Anonymous (Scootafly.png 900x727 156kB)
Name 46 ponies better than Scootaloo
SPOILER
You can't
42 min later 4716034 Anonymous
>>4715985
Thanks kindly. Next time I get the mad urge to use PS, I'll see what that can do.
42 min later 4716035 Snarky Bastard
>>4715975
>bed
>not her writhing on the floor in front of the hearth, trying to entice you into joining her
>not telling her that the bed is soft and warm
>not seeing her grin and whisper "so am i"
43 min later 4716038 Anonymous (Sergals are magic.png 800x800 332kB)
>>4716019
Scary things
43 min later 4716043 Anonymous
>>4716006
my headcanon for that series is that its a part of the rookie hazing ritual. its their job to help the others unwind during a touring season, and then they get to begin actual flight training at the end of the year.
44 min later 4716051 Anonymous
>>4716038
I hate Sergals, and those shitty knockoff things... the white ones.
44 min later 4716052 Anonymous (1348528892895.png 499x433 212kB)
>>4716035
"What a lame greentext, Snarky. I thought you could do better than that."
46 min later 4716058 Snarky Bastard
>>4716038
>scary monsters
46 min later 4716060 Anonymous
your favorite pony just sharted
46 min later 4716064 Anonymous
>>4716025
I would find a way.
I'd order in all my groceries and invent that pill from that one episode of american dad that let you stay awake forever without needing sleep.
47 min later 4716065 Anonymous (Scoots one taco.png 625x611 112kB)
I ship Scootaloo and choc-tacos
47 min later 4716068 Anonymous
>>4716058
and nice sprites
47 min later 4716071 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ (rumble flapping gif.gif 200x200 1470kB)
>>4716020
Oh I found that .gif without that wonky stallion freaking on the right. Not sure about the quality but it's less weird.
47 min later 4716072 Anonymous
>>4716043
>Only one rule.
>If you get pregnant, you are out.
47 min later 4716077 Anonymous
>>4716038
>>4716051
What exactly are they and why are they a thing here?
48 min later 4716080 Anonymous
>>4715778
>the actual majority of MLPG is teenagers
how about you fuck off you self-righteous asswipe
48 min later 4716081 Anonymous
>>4716072
>Rainbow Dash can't get pregnant, but she doesn't know that yet
48 min later 4716083 Anonymous
>>4716072
>implying they dont have magical contraception in equestria.
48 min later 4716084 Anonymous
>>4716029
Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rumble and his older brother, Feather Weight, the collective citizens of Cloudsdale, Pound Cake, the Wonderbolts, the Shadow Bolts, Luna, Celestia, Cadence, Derpy, and every background pegasi in the show.
Because they can fly.
48 min later 4716086 Anonymous
>>4716077
They're just furry fap material but dressed up in layers of edginess.
49 min later 4716092 Anonymous (prepare.jpg 1200x836 61kB)
>>4716051
You mean the synx?
I'm not a fan of them because I don't like vore
49 min later 4716093 Anonymous
>>4716029
Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy
Applejack
Rarity
Big Macintosh
Braeburn
Caramel
Soarin
Fancy Pants
Blueblood
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Sweetie Belle
Applebloom
Mr Cake
Mrs Cake
Pumpkin Cake
Pound Cake
Pony Joe
Lyra
Bon Bon
Apple Fritter
Cheerliee
Granny Smith
Derpy
Doctor Whooves
Snips
Snails
Trixie
Pokey Pierce
Sapphire Shores
Foto Finnish
Hoity Toity
Spitfire
Shining Armor
Mayor Mare
Daisy
Roseluck
Lily
Aloe
Lotus
Thunderlane
Jackie Chan
49 min later 4716096 Snarky Bastard
>>4716068
YEOH MY GOD
fuck it, i actually like that album, >wubwub or not.
49 min later 4716097 Anonymous (1328298683725.png 942x653 308kB)
>>4716081
pls no, sterile Dash fanon makes me sad.
49 min later 4716099 Anonymous
>>4716081
>She mentally freaks out every time a stallion unloads in her.
50 min later 4716101 Anonymous
>>4715932
>You sit by her side, rubbing the back of her hand until she manages to fall asleep.
> she still holds on to your wrist.
50 min later 4716104 Anonymous
>>4716092
Thats funny
I do, and do.
50 min later 4716105 Anonymous
>>4716097
She would make a terrible parent anyway.
Look at how she treats that bag of trash Scootaloo.
50 min later 4716107 Anonymous
>>4716093
>Twilight Sparkle
>Pinkie Pie
>Rainbow Dash
>Fluttershy
>Applejack
>Rarity
>implying this isnt your favorite mane6 ordering
51 min later 4716112 Anonymous
>>4716093
>Doctor Whooves
Not a pony, he is a Time Purebred
51 min later 4716113 Anonymous (1312313131.png 980x705 291kB)
51 min later 4716114 Anonymous
>>4716096
I THINK YOU AND MY FRIENDS SHOULD HANGOUT ON THE WEEK END
I THINK YOU AND MY FRIENDS SHOULD HANGOUT ON THE WEEK END
I THINK YOU AND MY FRIENDS SHOULD HANGOUT ON THE WEEK END
I THINK YOU AND MY FRIENDS SHOULD HANGOUT ON THE WEEK END
I THINK YOU AND MY FRIENDS SHOULD HANGOUT ON THE WEEK END
51 min later 4716117 Anonymous
>>4716105
I think Dash would make a fine, if horribly overprotective, parent.
51 min later 4716118 Anonymous
>>4716093
>foto finnish
52 min later 4716124 Anonymous (1341797376268.gif 393x343 653kB)
>>4716078
52 min later 4716130 Anonymous
>>4716118
>foto
The high schooler in me that watched Roots for AP US History is giggling a little.
But never again will I marathon that series in a single day.
52 min later 4716132 Snarky Bastard
>>4716113
oh, tell me they smear cum on her face, knowing that she can't (or isn't allowed to) wipe it off.
53 min later 4716134 Anonymous
>>4716124
why is pone speech so much more expressive in S2 than 1?
53 min later 4716136 Anonymous (Scootaloo scooting green and orange.gif 1000x1200 377kB)
>>4716093
>Dr Whooves
>>>/mlp/
53 min later 4716137 Anonymous
>>4716113
what a disconcertingly jagged zipper...
i don't think i'd be comfortable putting my dick in there with her wearing that
53 min later 4716140 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ (Pone (19).png 1280x1631 226kB)
>>4716093
I don't care what Twilight said, it's still kind of bullshitty that Pound Cake could fly around before Scoot can
54 min later 4716141 Anonymous (sun lift.png 1076x1404 333kB)
>>4715850
ill see, its kinda getting late
54 min later 4716142 Anonymous
>>4716101
>in time, her pained expressions softens and her breathing starts to grow calmer
>an almost-indiscernible smile creeps across her lips as she drifts into more peaceful slumber
>she still refuses to release your wrist
55 min later 4716151 Anonymous
>>4716141
Oh jeezus
she's like a chubby groundhog
this is getting way too adorable for me
55 min later 4716152 Anonymous
>>4716141
Is the Macho Man never going to stop till he slams all the ponies?!
55 min later 4716155 Anonymous
>>4716117
This is my headcanon. She'd be a horrible person during pregnancy, desperate to get rid of the foal as soon as it's born.
But she goes through all that pain and anguish and when she sees her little foal for the first time, she's a mother. Her instincts take over and she loves it immediately.
55 min later 4716159 Anonymous
>>4716141
do splotch butt next!
55 min later 4716160 Juice
>>4715452
wtf is this gay horse shit doin here
55 min later 4716161 Anonymous
>>4716140
Really. Late-bloomer or not, having a baby that can fly while Scoots is grounded, seems like they're just rubbing salt in the wound.
56 min later 4716165 Anonymous
>>4716141
Oh
my
gosh
56 min later 4716166 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>4716134
More time I bet. Instead of having to build everything from scratch for the onset of S2 they were used to Flash by S2 and had more tome to play around with it.
I don't have the /gif but in SS when Sweetie is disowning Rarity for skipping out on the event there's so many frames her face goes through, tears in some, looking away sadly....really done nice
57 min later 4716171 Anonymous
>>4716155
she is the element of loyalty, i cant see her having anything but complete devotion to the little foal.
57 min later 4716172 Anonymous
>>4716141
thank you!
57 min later 4716173 Anonymous
If they asked you to, would you play with pone's floppy cock, rolling it around and kneading it with your hands even if it didn't grow stiff?
57 min later 4716175 Anonymous
>>4716155
>She tries to hide the fact she didn't want to be a mother from her child
>When she finally DOES tell them, she's terrified that her precious, beautiful baby will hate her.
58 min later 4716179 Snarky Bastard
>>4716152
the Macho Man doesn't slam, jack. not like the Hulkster does, dude. where were you when the Hulkster slammed the eighty-billion pound Nightmare Moon in front of googolplex screaming Hulkamaniacs, brother?
58 min later 4716180 Anonymous
>>4716152
Macho Man Randy Savage
58 min later 4716185 Anonymous
>>4716173
How big is it in inches?
59 min later 4716187 Anonymous
>>4716099
>she likes the thrill and danger
>she keeps fucking stallions throughout her proper Wonderbolts career, and is always first in line for any recruited colts
59 min later 4716189 Anonymous
My headcanon is that horses have tails.
59 min later 4716190 Anonymous (dashrapeface.jpg 233x217 7kB)
>Wearing clothes
>Not for long
59 min later 4716193 Anonymous
>>4716185
Up to you. Though 24 is a good starting point.
59 min later 4716194 Anonymous (StickyStretchHandToy.jpg 275x275 10kB)
>>4716173
Would you grasp it by the base, before whirling it around and smacking it against a wall to make it stick?
1 hours later 4716196 Anonymous (MachoManAndTheFlutterstirLookBackOnTheirCarrierOfCrimeWrestlin.png 343x408 329kB)
>>4716179
Well it's a good thing the Macho Man has his best wrestlepartner.
1 hours later 4716201 Anonymous
>>4716194
Only if the fat head splats larger as it flattens against the hard surface, making the pony giggle and tell me to do it again.
1 hours later 4716203 Anonymous
>>4716185
37.5"
1 hours later 4716208 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ (Pone (18).png 598x640 117kB)
>>4716194
>gooey extend-o stretch toy
Endless fun until it got all dirty and snapped at the base
1 hours later 4716211 Anonymous
>>4716193
>>4716203
Soft? Dayum.
1 hours later 4716212 Anonymous
www.youtube.com/watch?v=111kvFpeK64
man, this really goes to show how simplistic and boring the writing in the show really is
why do i watch this piece of shit
1 hours later 4716213 Anonymous
>>4716208
>not washing it properly to get the most out of it before it broke
1 hours later 4716216 Anonymous
>>4716173
Of course it won't grow stiff. I trained him better than that. His droopy, drippy, unsheathed cock is his way of telling me he is mine.
1 hours later 4716218 Snarky Bastard
>>4716187
>she's usually an out-rotation member and rarely gets to fly in formation
>but she does get the uniform, and she does get the title of trainer
>which is just an excuse to "inspect and train" new recruits
1 hours later 4716220 Anonymous
>>4716201
Of course
And then it would slowly peel off, before finally letting go all at once, and snapping back towards you, making you flinch out of its way.
And then your parents get mad at you for leaving horsecockhead shaped splotches all over the walls
1 hours later 4716222 Anonymous
>>4716175
>Rainbow Dash has four or five more and she lavishes each of them with overbearing attention and love
>she is a literal helicopter parent, hovering over each one during her daily weather patrols
>they all have different fathers
1 hours later 4716223 Anonymous
>>4716193
Which pony is this and how big would he get aroused?
1 hours later 4716233 Anonymous
>>4716201
That is how pony stallions catch their mates. They smack mares with them and pull them in like with a lasso.
1 hours later 4716234 Anonymous
>>4716216
And are his cum-swollen balls more proof that you own him? Does he thank you for edging him and letting him keep all his lovely spunk churning hotly within him?
1 hours later 4716241 Anonymous
>>4716223
What pony is your favorite? And how large is your limit?
1 hours later 4716244 Anonymous
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
1 hours later 4716246 Anonymous (moon grab.png 1076x1404 356kB)
>>4716159
1 hours later 4716247 Anonymous
>>4716218
>and she's always waiting in the showers for a post-show orgy
1 hours later 4716249 Anonymous (Teen Diamond Tiara 8.png 1102x1572 86kB)
>>4716142
say 'cheese.'
1 hours later 4716255 Anonymous
>Silent too long.
>Better help edge it alo-
>>4716249
Whelp.
1 hours later 4716258 Anonymous
>>4716241
Any cute male will do and as long as he can still move it's fine.
1 hours later 4716259 Anonymous
>>4716249
and to think this started because of obama
1 hours later 4716260 Anonymous
>>4716255
hey, don't let me stop you. I can always add to it.
1 hours later 4716262 Anonymous
>>4716259
Just like socialism.
Lol.
1 hours later 4716267 Anonymous
>>4716194
Muh childhood
1 hours later 4716269 Anonymous
>>4716259
Obama is love
1 hours later 4716270 Anonymous (Winston.gif 250x188 742kB)
>>4716259
>I could have made more jobs.
>But instead I made teen feels.
FOUR MORE YEARS!
1 hours later 4716272 Anonymous
>>4716246
Those are some blocky fingers.
1 hours later 4716273 Anonymous
>>4716272
thats the point
1 hours later 4716277 Anonymous
>>4716246
Now Sunguard.
1 hours later 4716281 Anonymous
>>4716255
wait, don't go!
I can keep going if you can
1 hours later 4716283 Anonymous
>>4716255
more sir
FUCK YOU AND YOU CAPTCHA MOOT
1 hours later 4716284 Anonymous
>>4716234
Yes. In the past I had to use a large collection of vibrators and other devices to train him and keep him from coming. Now the only things it takes to put him on edge and keep him there is the sound of my voice, the sensation of my touch, and the feel of his limp cock dripping submissively.
1 hours later 4716285 Snarky Bastard
>>4716247
>she's always got time to meet if a new recruit wants to work through some issues
>and nobody else could give the fans the same level of inside access as her
1 hours later 4716286 Anonymous
>>4716270
At least my candidate isn't a moron.
1 hours later 4716294 Anonymous
>>4716281
Actually it's getting late and work in the morning.
And my boss doesn't believe me that I am sluggish because I was writing MLP fanfiction all night.
1 hours later 4716297 Anonymous
>>4716286
I think you meant Mormon.
1 hours later 4716300 Anonymous
>>4716294
I still don't think that means you're gonna leave.
1 hours later 4716301 Snarky Bastard
>>4716294
you should give him some to read.
1 hours later 4716305 Anonymous
>>4716294
>convert you boss
>?????
>prophet
1 hours later 4716306 Anonymous
>>4716273
I don't get it.
1 hours later 4716307 Anonymous
>>4716285
>dozens of sex tapes from con flings, fan meetups, and reporter interviews
>Dash is upset only because she doesn't have her own copies
1 hours later 4716308 Anonymous (Jazzhooves.jpg 997x750 82kB)
>>4716297
He didn't.
1 hours later 4716309 Anonymous
>>4716300
Damn you
I can get away with 3 hours of sleep, I swear.
1 hours later 4716314 Anonymous
>>4716306
Wreck it Ralph.
He is gonna wreck all those ponies.
1 hours later 4716323 Anonymous
>>4716306
i started drawing someone holding pinkie pie and suddenly the hands looked like that so im like, shit, okay, its gonna be wreck it ralph hands
1 hours later 4716325 Anonymous
>>4716314
sexually
1 hours later 4716326 Anonymous
>>4716314
Well in that case, aren't those hands way too small?
His fingers are bigger than his head
1 hours later 4716327 Anonymous
>>4716314
That's Honk-it-Hank, dude. He's gonna honk them.
1 hours later 4716333 Anonymous
>>4716308
What kind of hot dogs does Pinkie enjoy?
1 hours later 4716335 Anonymous
>Slugbox is doing Adventure Time art now
1 hours later 4716336 Anonymous (Alphonso.png 454x237 98kB)
>>4716314
1 hours later 4716338 Anonymous
>>4716305
>Boss has friends who work at Hot Topic.
>Knows much about the ponies.
>I can literally see his blood pressure increase when he mentioned it.
>Has enough tats to make a sailor cringe.
>Is basically a viking.
I won't take my chances.
1 hours later 4716339 Snarky Bastard
>>4716327
no, you fool, it's clearly Annihilate-It Aristotle.
1 hours later 4716346 Anonymous
>>4716335
>Slugbox makes things lankier
>show style is already lanky
They're going to be more noodly than Ross' Fluttershy
1 hours later 4716348 Anonymous
>>4716333
The sugary-est ones.
1 hours later 4716349 Anonymous
>>4716327
Like all those astronauts and their amazing honks?
1 hours later 4716350 Anonymous
Rarity is best pony.
1 hours later 4716354 Anonymous
>>4716339
>Does not recognize Terminate it Ted.
1 hours later 4716355 Anonymous
>>4716339
>Aristotle annihilating the ponies
1 hours later 4716356 Anonymous
>>4716323
But Luna isn't a videogame character.
This crossover doesn't make any sense.
1 hours later 4716357 Anonymous
http://purpletinker.deviantart.com/journal/Help-raise-money-4-DAY-OF-PINK-with-Tink-in-a-Box-3281501
66
Jesus fucking christ.
I know it is for a good cause but still.
1 hours later 4716362 Elslowmo (1348729282416.png 1076x1404 349kB)
>>4716141
1 hours later 4716363 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2012-09-27 at 12.29.44 AM.png 384x948 708kB)
>Before Watchmen
>Rorschach
>That review
1 hours later 4716364 Anonymous (1310233672284.jpg 254x379 18kB)
>>4716350
>this will never be true
1 hours later 4716369 Anonymous
>>4716357
>ded link
1 hours later 4716370 Anonymous (spaghettidogs.jpg 500x332 189kB)
>>4716333
She likes the silliest ones.
1 hours later 4716372 Anonymous (1348724849864.png 664x952 196kB)
>>4715833
did a different one. Roseluck is a very messy pony.
1 hours later 4716373 Anonymous
>>4716297
I don't really have anything against Mormons personally. The ones I've met have all been absolutely lovely people, and honestly, as long as you're not fucking little kids or killing people, you can follow whatever religion you want.
But using "I saved the Salt Lake City Olympics" in LONDON and expecting that to be a selling point on your presidential campaign is nothing short of stupid.
1 hours later 4716375 Anonymous (MLPG.png 1114x882 51kB)
>>4716363
1 hours later 4716376 Snarky Bastard
>>4716363
>Fangoria
i don't know what you were expecting
1 hours later 4716377 Anonymous
>>4716349
THE EARTH IS FLAT CONFIRMED
1 hours later 4716378 Anonymous
>>4716356
in b4 Gamer Luna
1 hours later 4716380 Anonymous
>>4716364
Shut your whore mouth.
1 hours later 4716383 Anonymous
>>4716338
>talk to him about ponies
>non-stop
>increase his blood pressure steadily
>dies of a heart attack
>you become new boss
>decide to take down rival company
>destroy rival company
>company keeps growing and growing
>you are now running multi-national company
>resign
>write feel stories about ponies
1 hours later 4716386 Anonymous
>>4716362
Oh no, the princess is in distress!
1 hours later 4716392 Anonymous
>>4716370
This thing... This thing is perfect.
1 hours later 4716395 Anonymous
>>4716373
Also, he hates everyone who has an income less than 200k/p.a.
1 hours later 4716398 Anonymous (wut.png 1265x147 12kB)
So the fluffy pony thread has apparently spent the evening discussing how their greentext stories are now capable of a greater depth and complexity.
Just thought you all should know.
1 hours later 4716400 Anonymous (spaghettidog squid.jpg 600x400 49kB)
>>4716392
Not until you've seen the squid version.
1 hours later 4716405 Anonymous
>>4716363
>thin ink lines
>not glorious splotchface
I can't even.
1 hours later 4716406 Anonymous (Sonic.jpg 885x1024 67kB)
>>4716386
dont worry princess I'll save you
1 hours later 4716409 Anonymous
>>4716398
I wonder what these guys will end up writing.
1 hours later 4716411 Anonymous
>>4716395
>Mitt Romney will never get below 200 Kilo-Pascals
1 hours later 4716412 Anonymous
>>4716400
>some kind of bright green sauce
AH! Kill it!!!
1 hours later 4716414 Anonymous
>>4716369
>Linkify in charge of converting long links
Just copypaste it, doofus.
1 hours later 4716415 Anonymous (1348588105020.jpg 599x563 230kB)
>>4716398
I didn't want to know.
1 hours later 4716416 Anonymous
>>4716369
it worked fine for me
1 hours later 4716417 Anonymous
>>4716398
Why should we care? We didn't create fluffy ponies.
1 hours later 4716422 Anonymous
>>4716400
Mspaint ponies pls
1 hours later 4716423 Anonymous
>>4716412
It was initially titled "aliendogs" so your guess is as good as mine as to what the sauce is.
1 hours later 4716427 Anonymous (AJ All Wet.png 1000x1000 958kB)
>"Come on in anon, the waters might bit cold today"
1 hours later 4716430 Anonymous
>>4716398
So, they're going to try to write characters to whom you can actually relate and with whom you actually sympathise...and then cut off their wings and kill their mother in front of them?
Groundbreaking.
1 hours later 4716431 Anonymous (1340329072750.jpg 480x270 19kB)
>>4716417
Wow
Wow
Wow
1 hours later 4716434 Anonymous
>>4716398
>eventually they find they have more creative freedom if they are just normal ponies
>but fluffy
1 hours later 4716435 Anonymous (Keith Davids in Halo.png 200x200 73kB)
>>4716417
...
1 hours later 4716438 Anonymous
Was the person drawing all those Cute Chubby ponies earlier the same person who made Red Ribbon? Sorry if I missed that.
1 hours later 4716439 Anonymous (1348639553293.gif 248x247 430kB)
>>4716417
1 hours later 4716440 Anonymous (Pascal disapproves.jpg 500x453 22kB)
>>4716411
This is unacceptable!
1 hours later 4716441 Anonymous (522526.jpg 600x378 20kB)
>>4716357
1 hours later 4716442 Anonymous
>>4716431 >>4716435
But we didn't. It was Fluffy who created fluffy ponies.
1 hours later 4716444 Anonymous
>>4716438
yeah
1 hours later 4716445 Anonymous
>>4716417
are you saying this out of shame or do you just not know?
1 hours later 4716447 Anonymous
>>4716444
Ah cool I thought so. I like her.
1 hours later 4716448 Anonymous
>>4716357
Twink in a box
1 hours later 4716451 Anonymous (Xsa.jpg 352x288 10kB)
>>4716427
*doki *doki *doki
Ok if you want t-too
1 hours later 4716454 Anonymous (1346129313409.png 666x672 412kB)
>>4716442
Keep telling yourself that.
1 hours later 4716456 Anonymous
>>4716427
no worries
we can huddle up for warmth
1 hours later 4716457 Anonymous
>>4716398
>begins as cute/happy, dumb and accident-prone fuzzy animal that manages to get itself killed in comical ways despite its owners' best attempts to keep it alive
>First goes the loving owner, replaced with resignation and callous disregard for its health and well-being.
>then goes the attempts to keep it alive, AND accidental death, replaced with deliberate harm and borderline-psychopathy.
>then cute/happy is replaced with "universally hated vermin"
>now they're not even dumb anymore.
They've completely removed it from everything that made it what it was.
They've finally killed it.
Thank God.
1 hours later 4716458 Anonymous
>>4716442
>Fluffy creates fluffy ponies
>we do greentexts about it being stupid as shit
>'fluffy pony drowns' becomes a thing
>move to /mlp/
>edgy piss sees it and thinks the point is to kill them
>fluffy pony generals
Fluffy made them, yeah, but we opened the gates of hell whether you like it or not.
1 hours later 4716459 Anonymous (AJ is Terrified with No Hat.jpg 1162x939 103kB)
>>4716451
W-why would you do that?
1 hours later 4716460 Anonymous
>>4716442
>implying fluffy isn't an integral part of the MLPG community
Sh-she's just taking a bit of a break is all...
1 hours later 4716461 Anonymous
>>4716442
we wrote the original greentexts
the blood is on our hands
1 hours later 4716462 Anonymous (SuchIsLifeOnTheSSFagballs.jpg 2000x2000 281kB)
>>4716442
1 hours later 4716464 Anonymous
>>4716458
Did the gore stories not happen until after the move to /mlp/? Feels like it was before that but I guess that's not really possible.
Man this shit is all blurring together.
1 hours later 4716465 Anonymous
>>4716442
As much as I've never liked fluffy pony shit, it is MLPG's fault for writing those stupid loldrowns stories. So yeah MLPG kinda created how they are known today.
1 hours later 4716466 Anonymous (1348681538788.jpg 246x205 6kB)
>>4716454
That feel when you were the first one to joke about them being stupid and prone to death.
That feel when you wrote the first greentext of one drowning in amusing circumstances.
That feel of horror as I watched it all spiral out of control.
It was just supposed to be your average shit posting. It was never supposed to leave that thread.
Oh god I'm so sorry.
1 hours later 4716468 Anonymous
>>4716447
Yeah its me, I'm still here though I don't know if I'll draw anymore tonight, I might do a couple but it's getting late
Thank you though!
1 hours later 4716470 Anonymous
>>4716459
Because rapidash is best pone
1 hours later 4716471 Anonymous
If I ever learn to draw, Marker is getting a diaper in place of the cape.
I don't even like diapers.
1 hours later 4716473 Anonymous
>>4716462
would you fuck all of them?
1 hours later 4716474 Anonymous
>>4716460
>She
1 hours later 4716477 Anonymous
>>4716464
We were still in our greentext-happy phase with lots of Tabasco, Coke, and Fluffy pone greentexts popping up. They snagged the Fluffy ponies and we halted almost immediately.
1 hours later 4716480 Anonymous
>>4716430
They're in such a strange place these days. They write endless greentext stories, but can't produce anything resembling entertainment.
I'm not saying fluffy pony was ever a work of genius, but when we still had ahold of it, we at least understood how to use them for jokes or >feels.
1 hours later 4716481 Anonymous
>>4716473
Six inches tall bro.
1 hours later 4716483 Anonymous
>>4716434
>and later down the line, they remove the fluffiness altogether
>stories are now about torturing and raping foals and fillies
1 hours later 4716484 Anonymous (1342303025635.gif 500x422 666kB)
>>4716466
YOU FUCKED UP
1 hours later 4716486 Anonymous (IMG_20120927_033848.jpg 1024x768 247kB)
>>4716474
So, have you purchased any pony merch?
1 hours later 4716487 Snarky Bastard (ag.jpg 160x163 5kB)
>>4716470
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA
1 hours later 4716488 Anonymous
>>4716466
This happens to me all the time. Everytime I make a joke it's turned into a fetish for the next 6 weeks. Sorry.
1 hours later 4716491 Anonymous
>>4716474
>implying
Prove me wrong.
You ' r e move, atheists.
1 hours later 4716492 Anonymous
>>4716483
>Everything regresses back to what Disco was doing with scootaloo months ago
1 hours later 4716493 Anonymous
>>4716427
How good do you think the average pony is at swimming ?
1 hours later 4716494 Anonymous
>>4716461
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
"We?"
I never wrote any of that shit.
As far as I recall, this is YOUR fault, bucko.
1 hours later 4716495 Anonymous (MLPG full of normal people.png 973x1186 266kB)
>>4716430
1 hours later 4716500 Anonymous
>>4716466
This is the one mark you will ever make on the world
1 hours later 4716501 Anonymous
>>4716486
Totally didn't mean to link to that post.
1 hours later 4716503 Anonymous (White_washing_war_crimes_by_Latuff2.jpg 738x600 168kB)
>>4716461
>Blood is on our hands
1 hours later 4716505 Anonymous
>>4716481
They're pretty disproportionate in that pic. Marker is a normal pone, fluffy would probably be the size of Coke and Tabasco being smaller. Dunno about Pizza.
1 hours later 4716506 Anonymous
>>4716486
see
>>4716451
1 hours later 4716507 Anonymous
>>4716494
We.
As in several of us.
MLPG.
We are MLPG.
And by association, so are you.
1 hours later 4716508 Anonymous (first pencil and paper pony.png 2133x1200 2887kB)
First time drawing a pony with guide circles. How bad is it?
1 hours later 4716512 Anonymous (AJ under the Sea.png 921x562 3062kB)
>>4716493
Well the pegasus in the water during Hurricane Fluttershy looked pretty retarded, so I'd wager not very.
1 hours later 4716516 Anonymous
>>4716508
Better then anything I've ever done.
1 hours later 4716517 Anonymous
Can we stop talking about fluffy ponies? It's giving me the urge to greentext them doing something adorable but if I do then it'll just get bastardised by whichever one of you faggots posts regularly in the fluffy general
1 hours later 4716518 Anonymous
>>4716494
You don't have to participate in the stories to be a part of "we," bro. You don't have to participate in anything. Just being here makes you "we."
1 hours later 4716519 Anonymous
>>4716483
>>4716492
>Someone asks what about writing torture and filly-fiddling makes them any different from the Dark Equestria Threads
>"Good point," says a formerly-fluffyfag
>And that's how all the Fluffy Pony threads were perma-banned for CP
1 hours later 4716520 Anonymous
>>4716508
Her front legs are trapezoids.
Not bad for your first go though, not bad.
1 hours later 4716522 Anonymous
>>4716461
I firmly believe that it was 2-3 faggots circlejerking over edgy retard-horse murder. The fact that they all ended the same sort of proves that it was all written by the same people.
1 hours later 4716524 Anonymous
>>4716508
would give it a 7/10 if its your 1st time
1 hours later 4716525 Anonymous
>>4716488
That happened with me and Chrysalis' clit-claws.
1 hours later 4716528 Anonymous
>>4716519
what the hell is Dark Equestria?
1 hours later 4716529 Anonymous
>>4716486
Australian Collector's Edition
My Little Sweetheart
Comics on preorder
First season boxset on preorder
1 hours later 4716538 Anonymous
>>4716519
>Just as Jay finished his Fluffy Pony story.
1 hours later 4716540 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ (that episode.png 575x311 183kB)
>>4716493
Fairly decent, although it's only been Pegasus ponies swimming, and Dash knows how from her skyswim even though she got swept away and likely could have drowned in the dam break from mare do well.
Scoot swam pretty well underwater in S1
1 hours later 4716541 Anonymous
>>4716522
>The fact that they all ended the same
That was the joke anon. The joke was that they always found a way to drown.
1 hours later 4716544 Anonymous (1.jpg 268x227 26kB)
>>4716508
>2.75 MB
1 hours later 4716545 Anonymous
>>4716336
When's that movie coming out, anyway?
1 hours later 4716548 Anonymous
>>4716486
I wish i could but i cant. There's no pony merchandise or anything pony related near here
1 hours later 4716549 Anonymous
>>4716540
Yeah but the CMC were wearing flippers, that's like cheating.
1 hours later 4716550 Anonymous
>>4716517
I keep a folder in my drive of all the old fluffy pony stuff we made, before shit turned really bad.
I don't open it or look inside anymore. I let them rest there, in peace.
1 hours later 4716551 Anonymous
>>4716544
>photograph
>png
you're surprised?
1 hours later 4716552 Anonymous
>>4716522
They were upping the ante on the deaths because they wanted the stories to stop altogether due to them being pretty common
Kind of like how the person spamming the Twilight chocolate milk thing constantly ensured that it would be hated and not posted anymore
It's just that the piss caught on to the shitposting fluffy stories about over-the-top death and stuck to them
1 hours later 4716553 Anonymous
>>4716525
It's a fairly good idea, Anon. So are the fluffy ponies, after all.
1 hours later 4716554 Anonymous
>>4716541
>tfw broke new ground and had the little fucker burn to death when a BBQ fell on it.
1 hours later 4716557 Anonymous
>>4716525
Chrysalis goes fishing.
1 hours later 4716558 Anonymous (Fluffy went too fast.jpg 800x398 27kB)
>>4716550
>deleting anything in your pony folder
>ever
1 hours later 4716560 Anonymous
>>4716508
Not bad, keep at it bro
if you're really into drawing, please just don't start drawing because of ponies, i mean come on man
1 hours later 4716561 Anonymous
>>4716457
Even the non-abuse stories that they call "hugbox" are really more about apathy and self-inserting than anything else.
>>4716464
There were a few things hinting at it before the move, but they were buried by the general flow of MLPG. Once it had a chance to get out in the piss, it spiraled out of control.
>>4716466
It's not your fault, bro. It was just another dumb MLPG thing, no one knew what it would become. It was supposed to run its course over about a month and be gone.
1 hours later 4716564 Anonymous (ding_dong-(n1326798690865).png 800x600 110kB)
>>4716558
We can still have the memories.
1 hours later 4716565 Anonymous
>>4716560
>don't start drawing because of ponies
Why not?
1 hours later 4716566 Anonymous
>>4716557
>"I-I WAS JUST TRYING TO COOL OFF!"
>'G-GET THIS THING OFF OF ME THIS I-INSTANT!"
1 hours later 4716567 Anonymous
I just feel bad for MixerMike
1 hours later 4716568 Anonymous
>>4716491
LMJ please. Faggot, thanks to you, I'll never be able to see that phrase the same again
1 hours later 4716569 Anonymous
>>4716508
Yes out of 10.
Continue drawing.
1 hours later 4716571 Anonymous (sea ponies.jpg 191x263 17kB)
>>4716493
SHOO BEE DOO. SHOO SHOO BEE DOO.
1 hours later 4716573 Anonymous
>>4716564
114/10
My shit is in space.
1 hours later 4716576 Anonymous
>>4716522
>>4716541
>>4716554
The difference between the way we did it and they way THEY do it now, is that we always treated it as a bit of lighthearted, silly, if a bit dark, slapstick humor. Short, one-post long, with a punchline at the end.
Now it's just psychopaths and pedophiles writing their own wank-material and calling it "black comedy," and when they get called out on that and kicked out, they make up some shit about it being "a parody."
1 hours later 4716578 Snarky Bastard
>>4716558
fuck i remember that game
1 hours later 4716579 Anonymous
>>4716571
ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫᵉʳ
1 hours later 4716581 Anonymous
>>4716571
thumbnail as fuck
1 hours later 4716582 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ (Scootashrug.png 945x945 52kB)
>>4716549
I guess it does. But I'd wager they swim just fine without them.
It was a golden opportunity to give Scoots literal water wingies on her wings but they didn't
1 hours later 4716583 Anonymous
>>4716565
Because what will happen once pone eventually ends? Will your interest in drawing dry up? He just wants you to draw for yourself wanting to draw, not for the purpose of drawing pone.
1 hours later 4716584 Anonymous
>>4716565
Because then you're just a fan of the fandom
1 hours later 4716585 Anonymous
>>4716545
Nov. 2nd
1 hours later 4716586 Anonymous
>>4716560
Are there any wrong purposes to start drawing for?
1 hours later 4716588 Anonymous
>>4716586
Attention
1 hours later 4716590 Anonymous
>>4716586
Revenge...
1 hours later 4716592 Anonymous
>>4716586
Sex
1 hours later 4716593 Anonymous
>>4716586
Fluffy pony general
1 hours later 4716594 Anonymous
>>4716528
a writefag general about stories that are supposed to show Equestria in a dark light. Unfortunaly, most of them lack creativity so it's mostly foal-rape
1 hours later 4716595 Anonymous (1325676566572-(n1325708473459).jpg 1000x651 271kB)
>>4716564
1 hours later 4716596 Anonymous
>>4716576
The sad thing about it is, we did it to be funny, yes.
They do it and I honestly think they find shit like Zippocat quality comedy.
Like, they literally torture and kill animals to get ideas for their stories.
1 hours later 4716597 Elslowmo (1348730199441.png 1076x1404 336kB)
>>4716246
1 hours later 4716599 Anonymous
>>4716586
Love
1 hours later 4716600 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>4716576
They used to be just kind of dim and accident prone once.
I really don't want to know what they are now
1 hours later 4716601 Anonymous
>>4716561
Fluffy Pony stories started going downhill when they stopped having its owner actually care about it.
1 hours later 4716602 Snarky Bastard
>>4716586
God's love
1 hours later 4716603 Anonymous
>>4716583
I dunno, I think that might be a little pessimistic. Maybe drawing ponies will kindle a passion for art he never knew he had.
1 hours later 4716605 Anonymous
>>4716586
MLPG
1 hours later 4716606 Anonymous
>>4716600
Sometimes you need to look into the abyss.
1 hours later 4716608 Anonymous
>>4716594
>dark equestria
>no grimdark
christ, they really do lack creativity
1 hours later 4716611 Anonymous
>>4716600
>tfw you tried telling them the only three things that were ever "Canon" about fluffy ponies were "Cute, Dumb and Accident-Prone."
>tfw nobody listened and eventually you had to bail out.
1 hours later 4716612 Anonymous (PoniesCannotIntoSomeBasicAle.png 400x800 165kB)
>Fluffy Ponies we had.
>But we gained something better.
1 hours later 4716614 Anonymous
>>4716603
And really, is it better to never draw at all instead of drawing because of pone then stopping?
1 hours later 4716615 Anonymous (1348124703992.png 1200x800 46kB)
>>4716603
>tfw it did for me
But I still have trouble drawing stuff, like I'm not that bad but I just can't move arm on paper gud
1 hours later 4716617 Anonymous
derpy is a very ugly pony
1 hours later 4716618 Anonymous
>>4716603
Wasn't meant to be pessimistic, just a question. Drawing for the purpose of pone might actually make him interested in pursuing it further, and I hope it does. It's just that if you drive to draw is always just ponies then it's kind of fruitless in the end.
1 hours later 4716619 Anonymous
>>4716612
>ores an' shit
my sides have achieved geosynchronous orbit
1 hours later 4716620 Anonymous
>>4716614
That's a Shakespeare quot right?
1 hours later 4716621 Anonymous (g1applejack.jpg 1600x1200 323kB)
Like what you see anon~
1 hours later 4716626 Anonymous (second drawing -smaller-.png 900x1200 1355kB)
>>4716516
>>4716520
>>4716524
>>4716560
>>4716569
I also drew this with LK's butt guide.
I'm not really into drawing. I just have idea and things I want to be able to put on paper.
>>4716544
>camera
1 hours later 4716627 Anonymous (cute.jpg 249x498 43kB)
>>4716597
1 hours later 4716628 Anonymous
>>4716621
I dont care what anyone thinks, i love g1 ponies
1 hours later 4716631 Anonymous
>>4716619
It's a dwarf, so 'ores and shit' is likely very literal.
1 hours later 4716633 Anonymous
>>4716626
Potential
1 hours later 4716634 Anonymous
>>4716621
why do the toys always look so bad
1 hours later 4716641 Anonymous
>>4716605
shit,,,
1 hours later 4716642 Anonymous (1329377264282.jpg 900x675 141kB)
>>4716612
1 hours later 4716646 Anonymous
>>4716628
I like the fact it has the cutie mark on both sides of the toy.
1 hours later 4716648 Anonymous
>>4716621
>no butt-cheeks
>no genitals
>not even a flank
AND YET IT STILL AROUSES ME!
1 hours later 4716649 Anonymous
>>4716608
Isn't kind of contradictory?
1 hours later 4716650 Anonymous
>>4716621
Even the japanese ones seem better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GdfAoE9__g
1 hours later 4716651 Anonymous
>>4716483
The weirdest part is that it's not even about MLP ponies anymore. They're still divided into pegasus, unicorn, and earth types, but these days they're drawn with realistic hooves and everything's set firmly in the real world.
>>4716596
No one remembers that it was all a joke. And I think that the current thread has links to videos of animal traps for "inspiration".
>>4716601
What everyone forgets is that the first amputation story was based on the premise of the owner deciding that it was necessary for his fluffy ponie's safety; it was more serious than the stuff that came before, but it was still supposed to be an inherently ridiculous idea, that quadruple-amputation was the only way to keep one alive. There wasn't supposed to be any satisfaction in the thing's suffering.
1 hours later 4716653 Anonymous
>>4716642
>Is is lava that could flood the entire block...
>Or is it delicious alcohol?
1 hours later 4716654 Anonymous
>>4716603
You know, drawing and posting and reading ponies here gave me a passion for anatomy and trying not to fuck up a drawing because of laziness.
1 hours later 4716655 Anonymous
>>4716646
I think Hasbro got lazy
1 hours later 4716656 Anonymous (They're-singing-Winter-Wrap-Up.jpg 900x675 128kB)
>>4716642
1 hours later 4716661 Anonymous
>>4716649
It's still possible to be dark and not grimdark, anon.
1 hours later 4716662 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>4716611
It's like fire. When you can't put it out, all you can do is let it burn. I wish it would smolder and die off but it's just sinking into more and more depravity. At least it's happening across the street and not in here.
1 hours later 4716663 Anonymous
>>4716650
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GdfAoE9__g
Man, I'm a sucker for stop-motion.
1 hours later 4716664 Anonymous (Kobold Waifu.jpg 900x600 54kB)
Did some say Dwarven husbando?
1 hours later 4716665 Snarky Bastard (mlp derpy mail .jpg 800x606 66kB)
>>4716617
i disagree
1 hours later 4716666 Anonymous
>>4716654
Just being in MLPG for so long has really brought back that love for art I used to have when I was younger but lost along the way.
I love it.
1 hours later 4716670 Anonymous
>>4716606
>>4716611
Don't post in the threads if you can help it, it only encourages them. Makes them feel persecuted and self-righteous. Just report them for being unrelated to the board.
Although admittedly, posting in there is almost guaranteed to get them to waste half their thread flipping their shit.
1 hours later 4716671 Anonymous
>>4716650
my ritur pony
1 hours later 4716673 Anonymous
>>4716626
Then, aren't you actually into drawing, as it serves that purpose?
1 hours later 4716674 Anonymous
>>4716661
Wait, what? you said they lacked because they had no grimdark
>>4716608
1 hours later 4716675 Anonymous
>>4716665
>derpy regularly brings home other people's mail from work
>you both like to have sex on top of it and then send it out the next day
1 hours later 4716676 Anonymous
>>4716665
Isn't having sex with someone that special technically be pedophilia?
1 hours later 4716677 Anonymous
>>4716649
>>4716661
"Dark" is when you deal with unpleasant things in a work as a legitimate element of the story.
"Grimdark" has started to mean being over the top grim and edgy, for the sake of being grim and edgy.
1 hours later 4716678 Anonymous (154534535336663324248678.png 808x1031 314kB)
>>4716665
1 hours later 4716679 Anonymous
>>4716649
sorry, wrong word
horror
there should be more pone horror stuff
like renne quest
1 hours later 4716680 Anonymous
>>4716666
I thought you were in God's choir, quad-satan.
1 hours later 4716681 Anonymous
>>4716601
>tfw got yelled at for trying to mix fluffy with another story set the general loved.
1 hours later 4716685 Anonymous (1319053671085.png 800x800 111kB)
>>4716664
>you will never have a sexy cutebold handmaiden
1 hours later 4716686 Anonymous
>>4716651
Have you seen some of the fluffy abuse pics. few things still rustle me these days, that's one of them
1 hours later 4716689 Anonymous
>>4716673
I'm not into drawing. I saw everyone else drawing and decided I might as well try my hand at it before the show was over. Maybe it will get me ready for the next thing to catch my attention.
1 hours later 4716690 Anonymous
>>4716676
katawa shoujo players confirmed for pedophiles
1 hours later 4716691 Anonymous
>>4716678
>She managed to cuff her right arm to her tail.
1 hours later 4716696 Anonymous
>>4716676
It would probably just be statutory rape because she lacks the mental capacity.
Etiher that, or sex laws are thoroughly stupid.
In any case, she's not technically a child therefore it's not pedophilia.
1 hours later 4716698 Anonymous
>>4716661
Speaking about grimdark, I've never seen the term abused so much as it is on derpibooru.
1 hours later 4716700 Anonymous
>>4716690
i think he meant mentally not physically
1 hours later 4716702 Anonymous
>>4716696
>sex laws are thoroughly stupid
DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER!
2 hours later 4716703 Anonymous (1345443726628.png 587x625 56kB)
>>4716690
Are you talking shit about mah waifu?
2 hours later 4716704 Anonymous
>>4716685
How about a cute sexbold handmaiden?
2 hours later 4716706 Anonymous
>>4716679
There used to be some, but horror sort of died out in the fiction part of the fandom. It's all labeled under "grimdark" which mainly consists of shit like war, gore, death, that kind of shit, to the point where you just kind find any of it. But I'll show them, I'll show THEM horror this upcoming Halloween.
2 hours later 4716707 Anonymous
>>4716673
Can;t we just draw just for fun?
2 hours later 4716710 Anonymous
>>4716702
>You made her feel special in her happy place.
>She likes it when you make her feel special in her happy place.
>She was told by someone that it was bad to feel like this.
2 hours later 4716711 Anonymous
>>4716707
>tfw drawing starts to not feel like fun
;_;
i want to draw for fun again damnit
instead of worrying about how bad i am
2 hours later 4716712 Anonymous (1338674673172.png 736x738 285kB)
>>4716703
2 hours later 4716713 Anonymous
>>4716704
I would much prefer a handy cutebold sexmaiden.
2 hours later 4716714 Snarky Bastard (cornette i had fun once and it was a.jpg 614x720 50kB)
>>4716707
>fun
2 hours later 4716717 Anonymous
>>4716698
The term really is abused. They attribute grimdark to stuff that they are trying to do seriously. Grimdark was created as a term to describe ridiculously over the top stuff that never really took itself seriously. 40K is what it is because they know it's ridiculous and they try to be as ridiculous as possible. Anyone mimicking that while not knowing they're being ridiculous is just retarded.
2 hours later 4716718 Anonymous
>>4716686
I check in the fluffy threads every now and then to see how they've progressed. Silently watching, reporthing, waiting for them finally disappear.
>>4716662
Exactly. The weirdest part is that they've actually developed a weird internal conflict: They've realized that posting too much torture porn gets their threads deleted, so some try to avoid it in favor of "hugbox", while the worst posters still go for abuse. The result is that the threads have become some sort of strange, undead creature, apathetic and without any real understanding of why they're all still hanging around.
2 hours later 4716719 Anonymous
>>4716689
>>4716707
Ah, I guess I don't feel like "into drawing" conveys much meaning. I hear it as "drawing as Hobby+".
2 hours later 4716720 Anonymous
>>4716706
Horror is a very difficult genre to do well in. Unfortunately, this autistic fandom can't even come close to it, thinking gore is the way to go
2 hours later 4716722 Anonymous
>>4716678
>"Oh, Anon! Do you like-"
>she stumbles over herself as she tries to step towards you with her knees stuck together
>"Wah-!"
>she falls flat on her face, her knees propping up her lower body and causing her sizeable rear to stick up into the air
>"Ow..."
2 hours later 4716723 Anonymous
>>4716673
>>4716689
>>4716719
Bah, I'm tired. I'm not drawing for the sake of drawing. I'm drawing to do justice to the ideas I have in my head.
2 hours later 4716724 Anonymous
>>4716691
>She may not always get right, but she always tries just to make you happy.
2 hours later 4716725 Anonymous
>You will never be r63 AJs farmhand
>He will never rape and abuse you when he gets drunk
>He will never remember any of it the next morning
>You will never be so desparate for a job that you don't leave/tell the authorities
>femMac knows what's going on but doesn't get in the way because "better you than her"
2 hours later 4716727 Anonymous
>>4716707
There will come a point when drawing stop being fun, it literally happens to everyone. the trick is to persevere when it does happen.
2 hours later 4716728 Anonymous (pwny.png 684x689 61kB)
>>4716712
>lemons
2 hours later 4716730 Anonymous
>>4716722
>She tries to scoot herself around with her wings.
>All she does in manage to press her face deeper into the ground.
2 hours later 4716731 Anonymous
>>4716722
>You then put your dick into her barhhole
2 hours later 4716735 Anonymous
>>4716727
i feel like that, sometimes its really hard for me to draw, shit sucks
2 hours later 4716736 Anonymous
>>4716725
Would AB join in when he saw what was going on?
2 hours later 4716738 Anonymous
>>4716713
>you will only ever experience cute maidenbold handsex
>minus the cute and maidenbold
2 hours later 4716739 Anonymous
>>4716720
i'll echo that anon before
Renne quest is probably one of the better examples of horror in pone that i have seen so far
it gets gory sometimes but LK's main goal is to tell a story while making uss piss ourselves at the same time
2 hours later 4716742 Anonymous
>>4716727
I don't feel like it ever happened. But I do take spontaneous breaks from time to time.
2 hours later 4716743 Anonymous
>>4716601
>>4716681
>tfw you wrote a bait-and-switch story that only involved fluffy pony at the very last second
>tfw you can never post that story ever again for fear that the FPG will get their hands on it.
2 hours later 4716745 Anonymous
>>4716712
mary sues don't count i'm kidding, good taste
2 hours later 4716746 Snarky Bastard
>>4716722
would you pick her up and carry her to the bedroom like a lady, or take her there, bent over like animals?
2 hours later 4716747 Anonymous
>>4716710
>age of consent +1 month boyfriend
>age of consent -1 month girlfriend
>he sends her a text message with erotic themes
>he is now a pedophile
2 hours later 4716749 Anonymous (boo2.png 552x598 56kB)
this thread is now haunted
2 hours later 4716751 Anonymous (1325214787125.jpg 1300x1200 413kB)
2 hours later 4716752 Anonymous
>>4716720
There used to be a club on deviantart called H.P. Lovecolt. It had Lovecraft styled stories in it and they were great. Not too much emphasis on death too. I don't think it has that much traffic anymore but I think it's still around.
2 hours later 4716753 Anonymous
>>4716747
>What are Romeo and Juliet Laws?
2 hours later 4716754 Anonymous (1347754838230.png 323x481 81kB)
>Go chill with a girl
>have a crush on her
>confess feelings
>says she's not ready
>spend 4 hours trying to change her mind
>end up sleeping in another room than her that night
>come back home
>Somehow get hives
>take benedryl
>pass out
>wake up after 5 hours
>no text or messages
>decide to MLPG
So how are you guys doing? Have some sleepy pone
2 hours later 4716756 Anonymous (TheShitIPutUpWith.png 768x1024 170kB)
>>4716743
We have our skeletons, Anon...
2 hours later 4716757 Anonymous
All this talk of drawing is making me feel guilty.
2 hours later 4716758 Anonymous
>>4716739
I want to get into that but I never get around to it. Is it really worth the read?
2 hours later 4716760 Anonymous (1346677522.bluepencilpony_maid_of_butts.jpg 1280x931 128kB)
How big do you like your pony cock MLPG?
I like them when they touch the ground soft.
2 hours later 4716761 Anonymous
>>4716749
A
2 hours later 4716762 Anonymous
>>4716718
>the threads have become some sort of strange, undead creature, apathetic and without any real understanding of why they're all still hanging around
Anyone else get a weird sense of deja vu?
2 hours later 4716764 Anonymous (1348726193395.png 600x600 86kB)
>>4716749
2 hours later 4716768 Anonymous (1346817715195.jpg 298x440 43kB)
>>4716754
>spend 4 hours trying to change her mind
2 hours later 4716770 Anonymous
>>4716727
As a writefag, I'm going through this with writing now, shit fucking sucks,
2 hours later 4716771 Anonymous
>>4716762
We have the promise of a new season to sustain us. We actually talk about show-related shit when the show's on.
The FPG literally has no reason to be here.
2 hours later 4716772 Anonymous
>>4716746
I like derpy spoilertext when she gets cold feet but can't express her wishes adequately/can't convince the guy to stop, and ends up crying while he's ramming her.
2 hours later 4716773 Anonymous
>>4716757
Then, draw me a panka?
2 hours later 4716774 Anonymous
>>4716739
I guess it's time for me to finally figure out how questing works.
2 hours later 4716775 Anonymous
>>4716728
Better than sex, right?
2 hours later 4716777 Anonymous
>>4716764
>no transparency
0/10
am not scared
2 hours later 4716781 Anonymous
>>4716771
>promise of a new season
At the moment all we have is the promise that we will be promised a new season.
The new season is engaged to be engaged to us.
2 hours later 4716782 Anonymous (huh.jpg 440x559 39kB)
>>4716754
>spend 4 hours trying to change her mind
You know that'll just make things worse, right?
2 hours later 4716784 Anonymous
>>4716746
Treat her like a lady of course.
2 hours later 4716787 Anonymous
>>4716758
very very much so
he put so much work into it and there are mysteries we are still trying to solve
just make sure that you download the threads that are available to do so so that you can listen to the audio whenever it is in a post
the newer ones have a script that lets you listen to them in the browser
only 18 sessions so far and they aren't too long so you can catch up quick
2 hours later 4716789 Anonymous (1308635054300.png 662x635 75kB)
>>4716753
What ARE Romeo and Juliet laws?
2 hours later 4716790 Snarky Bastard
>>4716772
i remember something like that, with all the ponies. that they don't have any concept of rape, so a mare would be crying uncontrollably to a guard that anon had sex with her even though she didn't want to, and he just couldn't understand her.
2 hours later 4716791 Anonymous
>>4716739
you know what's funny?
Raisin Quest does horror best imo, and it's not even supposed to be strictly horror
the potential consequences for failure are so dire that every tense moment fills you and your fellow players with despair. and one thing I think it does better than Renne Quest is making dangerous encounters actually seem dangerous.
2 hours later 4716792 Anonymous
>>4716789
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statutory_rape#Romeo_and_Juliet_laws
2 hours later 4716793 Anonymous (1329882340.rozga_big_mac.jpg 1280x922 114kB)
>>4716760
2 hours later 4716794 Anonymous
>>4716754
>spend 4 hours trying to change her mind
Holy shit son. Did you spoke for 4 hours straight? Or did you pop up in her room every 15 minutes, saying "Ready yet"?
2 hours later 4716795 Anonymous
>>4716787
>no link
i'm a butt
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RenneQuest/RenneArchive.html
2 hours later 4716796 Anonymous (1338407514896.jpg 514x591 75kB)
>>4716754
>spend 4 hours trying to change her mind
2 hours later 4716797 Anonymous
>>4716754
I have the perfect shirt for you, anon:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/915798840/friendzone-tees
2 hours later 4716799 Anonymous
>>4716753
>>4716789
Largely ignored where I live, if the news reports can be believed.
2 hours later 4716800 Anonymous
>>4716754
>4 hours
Welcome to the next few years.
2 hours later 4716801 Anonymous
>>4716793
>Human dick
2 hours later 4716802 Anonymous
>>4716746
pick her up
derpy deserves a proper lovin'
2 hours later 4716803 Anonymous
>>4716722
I swear to god, there better be a pomf and a what are we going to do on the bed.
2 hours later 4716804 Anonymous
>accidentally posting ref links just gives you a warning now instead of banning
Awesome!
2 hours later 4716805 Anonymous (untitled.png 501x390 127kB)
>>4716703
Rin's route made me cry, honestly. She's my favorite because of how much I relate to her, she's a lot like me and it really caught me off guard.
2 hours later 4716808 Anonymous
>>4716797
>$50.00
>pledged of $3,000 goal
Hah!
2 hours later 4716809 Anonymous
>>4716790
>Wait, so he had sex with you and you are bothering me why?
>Oh, oh oh, you didn't want it...right right, listen pumpkin, why don't you just leave us to guard against ACTUAL crimes for once and stop crying.
>Ciao.
2 hours later 4716811 Anonymous
>>4716760
>that blush
Would you teach him to accept his new place in life?
2 hours later 4716813 Anonymous
>>4716791
The situations are dire and stressful, yeah
But I tend to be more legitimately frightened when LK is ramping up to something new
And as for despair, that thing with the corpse stack... I might need therapy after that
2 hours later 4716815 Anonymous
>>4716754
>have a mild crush on a girl who moved in with your buddy
>they smoke a lot of weed, she leaves her underwear all over the apartment
>make a move under the influence of a second-hand high
>no response
>find out she doesn't want to see you again because "she doesn't feel safe with [you] around."
>nevermind that you have at least a foot and 100 pounds on her, and if you had wanted to force her to do something, you easily could have.
>she turns into a massive drama queen about it, more or less forbidding you to ever come near her again or come to the apartment, while simultaneously saying she "doesn't want to wreck you and [your buddy.]'s friendship."
>it's total bullshit
>but, respect her wishes and don't go near her again because you realize now it was a stupid idea anyway and it's time to accept the consequences.
Some women just aren't worth the effort, Anon.
2 hours later 4716816 Anonymous
>>4716790
I remember that
Wonder how mares would react when they saw you around town.
2 hours later 4716817 Anonymous
>resting your hand on pony's head
>cupping your palm against her cheek
>sifting your fingers between the locks of her mane
2 hours later 4716818 Anonymous
>>4716801
>anon became his penis
2 hours later 4716819 Anonymous
>>4716762
Like >>4716771 said, we're waiting on the new season. They're not even dealing with show-related material anymore.
That being said, they are like a terrible, twisted shadow of us. It's just that our focus on actual pony and quality content keeps us alive, instead of in some sort of state of undeath.
2 hours later 4716821 Anonymous (1348692222192.png 938x339 11kB)
>>4716768
>>4716782
>>4716794
>>4716796
>>4716800
Yes I know. Fucking bitches with their "I wanna say yes, but, I just don't know." or "It's not you its me" bullshit.
If she doesn't want to date a 6' 2" male with over $40,000 worth of stock investments who is also debt free then I guess there isn't anything left.
I've been shot down twice this month.
I think it's time to make a tulpa...
2 hours later 4716822 Anonymous
>>4716813
please don't make me remember that
that was some Corpse-Party level despair
but even that can't match the despair of when Pinkie Pie was crushed
2 hours later 4716823 Anonymous
I want pictures of ponies. Ponies with small dicks.
2 hours later 4716825 Snarky Bastard
>>4716802
>>4716784
well, then.
would you keep the handcuffs on? would you keep her hands behind her head, arms up, so that you could run your tongue over her sides, her breasts, and her armpits? or, would you take them off, telling her that she doesn't have to use any gimmicks or do anything special to please you?
2 hours later 4716827 Anonymous
>>4716815
>Trying to get with someone who clearly wants nothing to do with you
>Being surprised when they dont want to hang around you
Are you really that dumb?
2 hours later 4716829 Anonymous
>>4716817
You fucking stop that right now.
My heart can't take it...
2 hours later 4716830 Anonymous
>>4716815
Fight fire with fire and do you buddy some good at the same time.
Trick him into believing she is cheating on him.
2 hours later 4716831 Anonymous
>>4716805
>Katawa Sushi made me cry
Christ /mlp/ I knew you were all a bunch a girls but this is too much.
2 hours later 4716832 Anonymous
>>4716821
you do not wanna go down the tulpa road anon trust me
2 hours later 4716835 Anonymous
>>4716717
>40k is just pretending to be retarded
2 hours later 4716837 Anonymous
>>4716815
Yeah, because she totally wants to hang around a guy that's going to spend all his time trying to have sex with her when she has no interest in him. That sounds like a great time.
2 hours later 4716840 Anonymous (red hold.png 664x952 235kB)
sorry mlpg, i am very tired so i will finish doing some more of these and stuff tomorrow
goodnight
2 hours later 4716841 Anonymous
>>4716831
I got halfway through Rin's route and I got bored
nothing interesting ever happened
2 hours later 4716843 Anonymous (dr johnson.png 640x331 42kB)
>>4716821
Just dehumanize.
2 hours later 4716844 Anonymous (dere.jpg 227x178 20kB)
>>4716817
I-I wasn't ready for this feel.
2 hours later 4716846 Anonymous
>>4716827
>clearly
That's where you're wrong. I didn't find out I had no chance until I made my move.
2 hours later 4716847 Anonymous
>>4716822
>when Pinkie Pie was crushed
That's another thing that I noticed
I think LK shot himself in the foot by making this quest completely free of established characters
The emotional connection isn't as strong
Except for Saffron ;_;
2 hours later 4716848 Anonymous
>>4716841
no wait, not Rin.
Hanako.
2 hours later 4716851 Anonymous (Leafie-a-Hen-into-the-Wild-2011-Movie-Image-2.jpg 553x369 93kB)
>>4716831
Guess what else made me cry recently
2 hours later 4716852 Anonymous
>>4716821
>I've been shot down twice this month.
>Only trying twice
You're doing this wrong.
Nigga I got shot down 10 times tonight. But hey, I just got with number 11.
2 hours later 4716853 Anonymous (WhatDoYouMeanLastCall.png 365x630 68kB)
>>4716821
>I have money.
>I AM ALSO RETARDED AROUND WOMEN.
2 hours later 4716855 Anonymous
>>4716843
AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
2 hours later 4716856 Anonymous
>>4716830
isn't she just his roommate?
2 hours later 4716857 Anonymous
>>4716831
Don't crowd me in with them
2 hours later 4716859 Anonymous
>>4716846
When a chick's into you, it's painfully obvious.
2 hours later 4716860 Anonymous
>>4716846
Are you Honestly that stupid?
2 hours later 4716862 Anonymous
>>4716754
>>4716815
Women are natural born cunts
I'm glad I have a boyfriend now
2 hours later 4716863 Anonymous
>>4716821
Maybe she's gay.
2 hours later 4716864 Anonymous
Which pony likes pegging?
2 hours later 4716865 Anonymous
>>4716821
In the end, personality and compatability are going to matter more than whether you're tall or have a lot of money. Especially if you prioritize the latter over the former.
2 hours later 4716866 Anonymous
>>4716840
That IS a little pony.
2 hours later 4716868 Anonymous (stog battel.jpg 474x477 65kB)
>>4716773
2 hours later 4716869 Anonymous
>>4716835
That's not what I said. They know how over the top that they are, and they try to push the envelope all the time. Were they to legitimately believe that their settings were not ridiculous and then pop out later to say that they were being over the top the whole time, then I could see that.
2 hours later 4716870 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>4716840
Thanks for all the cute pones!
2 hours later 4716872 Anonymous (1335635712960.png 441x110 11kB)
>>4716859
I'd say that's horseshit, but my evidence is purely anecdotal.
2 hours later 4716873 Anonymous
>>4716821
Do you walk up to women and say "Hi I'm 6'2" with $40,000 in stock, want to date?"
Because that might be your problem.
Also $40,000 isnt all that much.
2 hours later 4716876 Anonymous
>>4716868
Oh boy, thank you! Do you feel guilty now?
2 hours later 4716877 Anonymous
>>4716868
stag beetle is not panka
2 hours later 4716880 Anonymous
Holy shit MLPG who taught you how to hit on women?
2 hours later 4716881 Anonymous (Twilight Sparkle Anon 6.jpg 374x431 49kB)
>>4716829
>rubbing your thumb against her cheek
>scratching behind her ear, causing it to flick reflexively against your touch
>running your hand down the back of her neck
2 hours later 4716882 Anonymous
>>4716840
Thank you
2 hours later 4716883 Anonymous
>>4716880
My mom.
2 hours later 4716885 Anonymous
>>4716876
Yes. I should have had a shower an hour ago, and leave for Uni.
2 hours later 4716886 Anonymous
>>4716880
Same as everyone else: no-fucking-body.
2 hours later 4716887 Anonymous
>>4716880
...WWE...
And what is the 'on' you put there?
Is that like, a combo?
2 hours later 4716888 Anonymous
>>4716880
Your mom.
2 hours later 4716890 Anonymous
>>4716868
PINKIE GET AWAY FROM THERE
2 hours later 4716891 Anonymous
>>4716880
My dad pretty much walked out on us when I was in the third grade... so... nobody.
2 hours later 4716892 Anonymous
>>4716880
It's just a lot easier when you've clearly stopped giving a damn.
2 hours later 4716895 Anonymous
>>4716880
Mah dick
2 hours later 4716897 Anonymous (muddy dicks.jpg 402x304 20kB)
>>4716880
My older brother actually
>mfw my tally is currently 15
2 hours later 4716899 Anonymous
>>4716880
>hitting on women
2 hours later 4716901 Anonymous
>>4716880
No one. That's why I've never done it.
2 hours later 4716903 Anonymous
>>4716881
>tfw I made that twilight edit and I see others use it
2 hours later 4716904 Anonymous
>>4716880
What's a woman?
2 hours later 4716905 Anonymous
>>4716868
>stog battel
>Pinkie Pie decks out stag beetles in tiny body armor and uses them like figurines, fighting pretend battles with them
>"No, stop wandering off, General Pinch! You have a war to win!"
2 hours later 4716906 Anonymous
>>4716880
>tfw not a total social retard when it comes to women.
>Come here and shit like this worries me.
2 hours later 4716907 Anonymous
>>4716815
>doesn't feel safe around you
What, do you have a swastika tattoo on your face?
Or is she using the female definition where she just doesn't trust herself not to fuck you when you're around?
Nothing but tricks and hoes, for real.
2 hours later 4716908 Anonymous
>>4716880
I'm a girl
2 hours later 4716909 Anonymous
>>4716880
Who says I've learned to hit on women?
I'm 25 and the one relationship I've been in was a chick who used to hang out at my house and became enamored with me.
She has a kid and lives alone now
2 hours later 4716910 Anonymous
>>4716904
Bags of sand.
2 hours later 4716912 Anonymous
>>4716903
edit? what was it originally?
2 hours later 4716913 Anonymous
>>4716825
Leave them on, not only do they allow me greater access her fabulous body, they accentuate any role playing.
2 hours later 4716914 Anonymous (3971218827_8c4c39ce27.jpg 445x414 68kB)
>>4716908
C-can I hit on you?
I'll s-show these.. uh, p-pussies how it's is d-done
2 hours later 4716915 Anonymous
>>4716880
My black friends
2 hours later 4716916 Anonymous (1347658685520.png 745x645 232kB)
>>4716865
Stop being ignorant. Women and Money are like PB&J sandwiches. There's no way you can convince me that my personality should be able to trump my financia status.
>>4716873
Yes. That is exactly what I did. Then I reached in my pocket and gave her a handful of spaghetti.
>>4716863
Doubt it.
>>4716852
So ten fingers shot you down while you stuck them up your ass?
2 hours later 4716917 Anonymous (FuckEverything.jpg 266x239 10kB)
>>4716908
W-wh-wha-whhhahn-n-n-n-n-a
D-d-d-d
nevermind.
2 hours later 4716918 Anonymous (1342934743419.jpg 240x250 9kB)
>>4716907
>Anon makes a creepy move on some chick who isnt at all interested in him
>She no longer wants to see him
>It must mean she secretly wants to fuck him
2 hours later 4716920 Anonymous
>>4716908
Girls hit on each other all the time, check your privilege
2 hours later 4716921 Anonymous
>>4716860
>are you truly that unintelligent?
>are you verily that dim?
>are you actually that slow?
2 hours later 4716924 Anonymous
>>4716914
Reported for Violence against Women
2 hours later 4716925 Anonymous (luke cage.jpg 500x375 38kB)
>>4716908
What does semen taste like?
2 hours later 4716927 Anonymous
>>4716916
But Steve
I am gay
2 hours later 4716928 Anonymous
>>4716908
y-you too
2 hours later 4716929 Anonymous
>>4716897
No-one. That's why I never do it. Plus, I don't think I could handle the spaghetti if my parents try to give me direct advice on that.
2 hours later 4716930 Anonymous
>>4716909
Is the kid yours?
2 hours later 4716932 Anonymous (fat nerd holiday special.jpg 587x450 66kB)
>>4716908
Y-you too...
2 hours later 4716934 Anonymous
>>4716825
I'd leave them on
this time
2 hours later 4716935 Anonymous
>>4716908
YOu know the rule. Tits or GTFO
2 hours later 4716939 Anonymous
>Several anons fuck up with women
>MLPG tries to point out what they did wrong
>They start trying to defend themselves and their actions
Oh this is just too much
2 hours later 4716941 Anonymous
>>4716925
Is he still around?
2 hours later 4716942 Anonymous
>>4716851
Damn bro, Leafie isn't like those shitty generic anime girls, Leafie is love for real.
2 hours later 4716944 Anonymous
>>4716918
>they were both high at the time
>said move was not described/explained
I'm trying to get to the bottom of this, anon, stop hindering my investigation
2 hours later 4716947 Anonymous
whatever happened to art-anon?
2 hours later 4716948 Anonymous
>>4716947
He was here earlier today.
2 hours later 4716949 Anonymous (ahhh.jpg 291x340 37kB)
>>4716908
2 hours later 4716950 Anonymous
>>4716916
The fact that you assume women care more about money than about you shows that A) you really do need to work on that personality and B)Women are probably right for turning you down, because you don't seem to have a whole lot of respect for them.
2 hours later 4716953 Anonymous (BBBFF.png 699x1964 631kB)
I wish I could go back in time and let Hitler fuck me in the ass
2 hours later 4716954 Anonymous (1345498752907.jpg 600x553 80kB)
>>4716944
>They were high
>Anon didnt describe what he did other than it creeped the girl out
>It must mean she wants to fuck him
2 hours later 4716955 Anonymous (1330087005657.png 900x506 245kB)
>>4716935
No, the rule is /b/ get the fuck out.
2 hours later 4716956 Anonymous
>>4716930
No, thankfully. Scared me though.
Apparently she got knocked up the week after I left for boot camp.
2 hours later 4716957 Anonymous (4457475.gif 500x375 506kB)
>>4716916
>There's no way you can convince me that my personality should be able to trump my financia status.
2 hours later 4716958 Anonymous (1325136328536.png 751x526 175kB)
>Arguing about girls again
last_seat_on_a_bus.png
2 hours later 4716959 Anonymous
>>4716912
enjoy http://imagebin.org/229974
2 hours later 4716960 Anonymous
I'm a boy.
2 hours later 4716962 Anonymous
>>4716908
Hun, you maybe in the wrong part of 4chan. This thread is about My Little Pony a show made for manly men of the highest caliber, may I suggest you scamper of to /k/ where all the women talk about guns and knives.
2 hours later 4716963 Anonymous
>>4716935
/b/ pls
2 hours later 4716964 Anonymous
i am also a girl
2 hours later 4716967 Anonymous
>>4716944
I asked for a backrub, she obliged, and I gave her a kiss on the cheek. That's literally it.
2 hours later 4716969 Anonymous
>>4716941
He was here yesterday.
2 hours later 4716970 Anonymous
I too am also a the girl
2 hours later 4716971 Snarky Bastard
>>4716913
>"ooh, but Mister Anonymous, i need to deliver this mail! won't you please let me go?~"
>"neither rain nor sleet nor snow... but *you*, you can keep me from my rounds"
2 hours later 4716973 Anonymous
WHO'S A GIRL
I LIKE GIRLS
2 hours later 4716974 Anonymous (Exhibit A.png 469x261 57kB)
>>4716950
2 hours later 4716975 Anonymous (free will.gif 125x125 2kB)
>>4716964
I don't think so, Bobby.
2 hours later 4716977 Anonymous (rosedonkey is excite.gif 509x505 305kB)
>misogny and people who cannot into human interaction
2 hours later 4716978 Anonymous (friendzone.jpg 464x64 15kB)
2 hours later 4716979 Anonymous
>>4716958
Why is Swiffer talking?
2 hours later 4716981 Anonymous (1344206560883.jpg 300x225 24kB)
>>4716973
>Liking things
2 hours later 4716983 Anonymous
>>4716955
>>4716963
Whatever sir.
2 hours later 4716984 Anonymous
>>4716979
I think that's coleslaw pony.
2 hours later 4716985 Anonymous (coleslaw.jpg 1280x960 94kB)
>>4716979
>Swiffer
how wrong can you possible be
2 hours later 4716986 Anonymous
>>4716974
Hugh is charismatic as fuck.
2 hours later 4716987 Anonymous (1330085075727.jpg 280x280 46kB)
>>4716957
Sorry that doesn't apply to niggers like you that swab their aid ridden dicks through mo town trying to compensate for a lack of social and financial status.
Guess you have to be middle class or above to understand this.
2 hours later 4716990 Anonymous
>>4716974
>A man with a lot of money pays escorts to hang around him
>Only marries women who previously made a living selling their bodies in some way
>This must mean that every woman is a slut who loves cash
2 hours later 4716991 Anonymous
>>4716974
Horsedick.mpeg
2 hours later 4716992 Anonymous
>>4716986
Tell me about it. He has roughly 43 million charisma points.
2 hours later 4716995 Anonymous
>>4716991
>Horsedick.mpreg
2 hours later 4716996 Anonymous (NOW THATS WHAT I CALL EDGY.jpg 492x203 25kB)
>>4716987
2 hours later 4716997 Anonymous
>>4716971
oh don't worry
your "rounds" aren't going anywhere
squeeze~
2 hours later 4716999 Anonymous (1330085228497.png 301x301 26kB)
>>4716950
How is fantasy Island during this time of year?
Maybe I'll visit when I need a break from reality.
2 hours later 4717001 Anonymous
>>4716979
Did we just automatically decide that Swiffer was mute upon her creation? I forget.
2 hours later 4717003 Anonymous (1346810141424.jpg 645x284 75kB)
>>4716987
2 hours later 4717004 Anonymous
>>4716960
We're all boys, especially the one who said "I'm a girl"
2 hours later 4717005 Anonymous
>>4716974
>>4716990
>Poster in question still has "crushes"
>Going through his "women are all sluts and I hate them" phase
How old are you?
2 hours later 4717009 Anonymous
>>4716997
>"but what about my squares?"
2 hours later 4717010 Anonymous
>>4717001
Swiffer doesn't talk. This is generally accepted as canon.
2 hours later 4717012 Anonymous
Wait a sec, this isn't ponies at all.
2 hours later 4717015 Anonymous
>>4716962
Reminds me of this thread from a few days ago.
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/58943/something-fun
2 hours later 4717017 Anonymous
>>4716967
Yeah.
You shouldn'ta done that.
2 hours later 4717018 Anonymous (1310848553024.jpg 1159x1600 402kB)
So how do I get involved in quests?
2 hours later 4717020 Anonymous
>>4717010
Well, yeah, but I just forgot why. Unable or chose not to?
2 hours later 4717022 Anonymous
>>4717020
vow of silence
2 hours later 4717023 Anonymous
>>4717012
>MLPG
2 hours later 4717025 Anonymous
>>4716971
>"My dear there will be plenty of time for you deliver the mail, after I've had my fun. "
2 hours later 4717026 Anonymous
>>4717012
>Implying it was ever about ponies to begin with
Oh you.
2 hours later 4717035 Anonymous
>>4716999
If you seriously believe that money trumps personality, then all you're ever going to get are the kind of women who actually agree. And generally speaking, they're not the ones you really want.
2 hours later 4717036 Anonymous
>>4717017
And now I know that. I figured the worst that could happen was she'd say "no," and I'd back off.
2 hours later 4717037 Anonymous
>>4717018
Come up with an idea, map out a quest, announce it here and ask for feedback, then run it on the sub.
Alternately, wait for one to be announced here, then participate at the appointed time.
2 hours later 4717038 Anonymous (coke pone sleep.png 1024x605 406kB)
G'night MLPG
May you dream of pone.
2 hours later 4717039 Anonymous
>>4717025
after WE'VE had our fun
"treat her like a lady," remember?
2 hours later 4717041 Anonymous
>>4717036
Yeah, if what you say is true, than I can see where your'e coming from. Her reaction seems kind of over-the-top.
2 hours later 4717049 darf
hey guys
just giving a heads up that new story will be up after i'm done editing
was also wondering if someone had an incestuous but sfw pic of aj and big mac i could use for a cover
humanized p;ls
2 hours later 4717050 Anonymous
>>4717040
oh dear god put that thing away!
2 hours later 4717051 Anonymous
>Go to a party
>Ask some girl to dance
>If she seems into it, dance for a while, ask her if she wants to go make out
>If yes, do so
>If no, leave her be, try with a different girl
>Success is inevitable
Is this not what everyone does?
2 hours later 4717052 Anonymous
>>4717012
Now that you mention it, the fact that Rarity was soured on Blueblood once she realized he was a douchebag is actually kind of relevant to this discussion.
2 hours later 4717054 Anonymous
>>4717018
Just join up when someone announces one. Reading any backlog of a quest is good, but not entirely necessary (although some almost require it). Observe how actions are decided for a few turns and then just make suggestions yourself.
2 hours later 4717055 Anonymous
>>4717041
It sounds almost like she's as inept at dealing with unsolicited male affection as anon is with expressing the same.
2 hours later 4717057 Anonymous
>>4717040
>Pigface
It's such a shame.
2 hours later 4717058 Anonymous
>>4717041
She's a bit of a drama-queen. I don't know what I saw in her anymore.
2 hours later 4717059 Anonymous
>>4717034
Straight Braeburn... How old is this?
I have no problem with people applying varying penis sizes to stallions.
2 hours later 4717061 Anonymous
>>4717058
Probably the tits.
2 hours later 4717062 Anonymous
>>4717051
>Go to a party
See? That's the problem.
2 hours later 4717064 Anonymous
>>4717061
They WERE some really nice tits...
2 hours later 4717065 Anonymous
>>4717060
Yes. This one's good, although the tits seem strange for a reason.
2 hours later 4717066 Anonymous
>>4717051
>inevitable
DOHOHOHO
Good one, anon!
2 hours later 4717068 Anonymous
It's October in less than a week.
Every year is going by faster. Is this what it's like dying?
2 hours later 4717069 Anonymous
>>4717051
>don't know how to dance
>tried to once, when drunk and hopped up on Red Bull
>figure what karate I know will suffice, it's the same thing anyway
>almost knock a girl out
>still too shy through all the drunkenness to ask any girls anything
>the club still has that security camera footage archived
I think I'll stick to crying myself to sleep while I pretend my pillow is Twilight Sparkle, thanks.
2 hours later 4717070 Anonymous
>>4717065
>not looking at those beautiful child-bearing hips and thick, kissable thighs
C'mon, son - priorities.
2 hours later 4717071 Anonymous
>>4717039
Well of course I'm going to make sure she has fun, but it's best to try staying in character when do role play.
2 hours later 4717073 Anonymous
>>4717060
Even worse.
2 hours later 4717078 Anonymous
>>4717068
We're all dying, anon. Day by day, year by year. There is a skeleton inside you right now.
2 hours later 4717079 Anonymous
>>4717037
Doesn't have to be on the sub of course; LK runs Renne Quest out on the ocean; guy who's doing the archiving at the moment isn't even from the general.
Used to be traditional back on /co/ to run the quests in the dead horses too, but what with /mlp/ being a tad faster and the higher image/post limit meaning threads last longer, there's less threads to go round. Raisin was running in them until the past session or two when Jr got sick of the 404 troubles and seems to have just shifted wholesale to the sub.
2 hours later 4717080 Anonymous (blessed_brambles_by_im_not_sue-d5fxz4j.jpg 1920x1080 653kB)
>>4717049
Snaisl and DT when?
2 hours later 4717081 darf
>>4717049
.... no one?
k, off to the boorus then
2 hours later 4717084 Anonymous
>>4717069
Mac from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, pls.
2 hours later 4717087 Anonymous
>>4717076
Yes, perfect indeed.
2 hours later 4717090 Anonymous (general pinch.jpg 762x725 142kB)
>>4716905
That idea's too cute to not draw.
2 hours later 4717091 Anonymous (1a953a10a321c5428bbe9dd966eb27f0.jpg 1205x721 134kB)
>>4717068
you have been dying since the day you were conceived
2 hours later 4717092 Anonymous
>>4717090
Holy shit that's cute.
Bueno.
2 hours later 4717093 Anonymous
>>4717069
>figure what karate I know will suffice
I would love to see that.
2 hours later 4717094 Anonymous
Did Corwin finish that comic?
2 hours later 4717096 Anonymous
>>4717034
What if Braeburn grabbed you with his elephant trunk dick and tried to swallow you with it?
2 hours later 4717098 Anonymous
>>4717090
Yep, cute definitely describes what that is.
2 hours later 4717100 Anonymous
>>4717076
I love that figure.
I could just put my arms around her waist as I stand behind her and kiss her neck...
2 hours later 4717101 Anonymous
>>4717085
>pone that you're fucking is tied to your body
>thinking you can thrust
Have fun just sitting there with your dick in your sister, Big Mac
2 hours later 4717103 Anonymous
>>4717094
Not yet, I don't think.
2 hours later 4717106 Anonymous
>>4717101
>sister
uh, does anyone wanna tell him?
2 hours later 4717107 Anonymous
>>4717096
>prehensile dicks
2 hours later 4717110 Anonymous
>>4717101
I think that's supposed to be Braeburn
2 hours later 4717114 Anonymous
>>4717093
I also did the robot
I don't drink much in public anymore
2 hours later 4717115 Anonymous
>>4717068
I recently got a job, to me it's like time slowed down.
2 hours later 4717118 Anonymous (horse semen.gif 380x283 2525kB)
when's the last time you showered, /co/?
2 hours later 4717119 Anonymous
>>4717068
My first summer vacation lasted for years. My last summer vacation lasted almost a month.
2 hours later 4717124 Anonymous
>>4717101
>implying Braeburn couldn't get a pony off with ass flexion alone
>implying Mac can't empty his balls at will
2 hours later 4717125 Anonymous
http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/118158-cincinnati-comic-expo-interview-katie-cook.html
2 hours later 4717127 Anonymous
>>4717095
How come AJ has smaller tits than RD? I thought she liked anal.
2 hours later 4717128 Anonymous
>>4717106
>>4717110
Not like you can really tell. Pass off the mane and tail as unkempt AJ and it still works.
Regardless, he's not going to be able to thrust.
2 hours later 4717129 Anonymous
>>4717118
today
i do everyday
2 hours later 4717130 Anonymous
>>4717118
A couple hours ago
2 hours later 4717132 Anonymous
>>4717118
Seven hours ago.
2 hours later 4717134 Anonymous
>>4717127
Not sure how those 2 points could possible correlate...
2 hours later 4717135 Anonymous
>>4717118
12 hours ago
2 hours later 4717137 Anonymous
>>4717124
>implying Mac can't empty his balls at will
that's a goddamned superpower
2 hours later 4717142 Anonymous
>>4717118
February '11
2 hours later 4717143 darf
>>4717135
>>4717132
>>4717130
>>4717129
mlpg in charge of being clean
where's that one guy who jizzes in his own boxers?
tfw i typed '/co/' at first
2 hours later 4717146 Anonymous
>>4717101
>He doesn't know how to move his waist
2 hours later 4717148 Anonymous
>>4717101
>applejack ties you to big mac while he is hilted in your ass
>he spends the next few weeks inside you
>you get so full of his cum your sweat starts to smell like it
2 hours later 4717151 darf
>>4717148
oh god
2 hours later 4717154 Anonymous
>>4717143
darf are you ntsts ?
2 hours later 4717157 Anonymous (134477680618.jpg 353x337 77kB)
>>4717148
Why hello there new fetish.
2 hours later 4717158 darf
>>4717154
who?
2 hours later 4717159 Anonymous (PankoPie.png 900x675 368kB)
>>4717090
Holy shit that is adorable.
2 hours later 4717167 Anonymous (131666882740-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.png 370x360 22kB)
>>4717125
>MLP
>having continuity
2 hours later 4717168 Anonymous
>>4717137
What if he could control the intensity, duration, and volume of his loads to a degree?
2 hours later 4717169 Anonymous
>>4717090
>Sadly that is drawn by Ross.
2 hours later 4717173 Anonymous
>>4717168
Couldn't he use his cum like a weapon? Like, he could just spray jizz everywhere, or hit someone in the face with it when they were saying something he didn't like?
2 hours later 4717179 Anonymous
>>4717167
It does have some continuity, it's just ignored in most episodes.
2 hours later 4717181 Anonymous (squint.jpg 500x500 80kB)
>>4717169
>Sadly
2 hours later 4717183 Anonymous
>>4717118
Just got back from having one.
2 hours later 4717184 Anonymous
>>4717169
Yeah but it's a pony, so it isn't hideous.
2 hours later 4717187 Anonymous
>>4717169
>>4717184
I'm pretty sure that was Noot or Shout
3 hours later 4717189 Anonymous (102806 - facehoof reaction_image twilight_sparkle.jpg 597x527 40kB)
>>4717179
>It does have some continuity, it's just ignored in most episodes.
> it's just ignored in most episodes.
3 hours later 4717190 Anonymous
>>4717167
It does, it's just very rough and between some episodes
3 hours later 4717198 Anonymous
*toot*
3 hours later 4717199 Anonymous (DashNeverChoseDareAgain.png 1000x1000 549kB)
>>4717090
Bugs are cute period.
3 hours later 4717200 Anonymous
>>4717169
That's Shout, dummy.
3 hours later 4717203 Anonymous
>>4717173
>DT is picking on Apple Bloom
>Mac lifts his leg to fire a giant salvo
>it strikes with enough force to knock the prissy bitch on her ass and covers her completely
3 hours later 4717204 Anonymous
>>4717199
>that moth
"Hello, Big Friend." <3
3 hours later 4717205 Anonymous (UGUU.jpg 500x374 23kB)
>>4717199
Time?
3 hours later 4717210 Anonymous
>>4717205
dad no please
3 hours later 4717211 darf
>>4717203
hot
3 hours later 4717213 Anonymous
>>4717171
watch for a little bit
then go over and help
3 hours later 4717219 Anonymous
>>4717090
oh gosh <3
3 hours later 4717220 Anonymous (130249123263.png 1680x1050 557kB)
>>4717190
>>4717179
this show is too episodic to say that it has continuity and whatever you think that gives this show continuity probably has been already ignored/changed or eventually it will be, when the wirters get too lazy to try to follow it since they really don't have to and/or Hasbro decides to step in and do whatever they want
3 hours later 4717221 Anonymous
>That ridiculous Tarnished Silver story is still going
>it's gotten far more insane
Eh, still fappable. Degradation is a good fetish.
3 hours later 4717222 Anonymous
>>4717205
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdnCe7FTilc
3 hours later 4717223 Anonymous
>The same thing happened in AiE, which is one of the reasons I left. the other being that it eventually became shipping anonx(insert favorite pony here)
>The other reason fluffy pony is becoming boring for me is how vastly different the current canon is from what it was when I started reading fluffy threads.
3 hours later 4717226 Anonymous
>>4717213
>(Dead)
Hm.
3 hours later 4717230 Anonymous
>>4717220
But nothing really has been drastically changed except for Luna's appearance which arguably has canon backstory.
It has some continuity between major episodes and some minor episodes. End of.
3 hours later 4717231 Anonymous (fluttermoth.jpg 400x267 8kB)
>>4717205
yes
3 hours later 4717233 Anonymous
>>4717213
Would you intervene before or after the crab snips her top in twain ?
3 hours later 4717238 Anonymous
>>4717203
Would you rather watch Mac fire the biggest, stickiest, most powerful ropes of cum he could manage or have him slowly spurt a continuous deluge of semen for minutes at a time?
3 hours later 4717239 Anonymous
>>4717221
>Tarnished Silver.
It shames me to know that story...
3 hours later 4717240 Anonymous
>>4717231
>"I know I may not be very big, but, um..."
>"I was hoping that maybe...you could be my friend?"
3 hours later 4717243 Anonymous
>>4717222
That's fucking awesome.
3 hours later 4717247 Anonymous
>>4717239
She came from having a stallion rip her braids off.
Now her submission is broken after a doctor pone cut an X over her cutie mark with a scalpel.
3 hours later 4717250 Anonymous
>>4717233
Before.
I'll snap her top myself and give her nipples a right good pinch.
3 hours later 4717251 Anonymous
>>4717238
Why not both?
>Silly-String.gif
3 hours later 4717259 Anonymous (volcarona.jpg 403x669 87kB)
>>4717205
I got here as fast as I could
3 hours later 4717262 Anonymous
>>4717250
Sounds like she is going to need someone to save her from you.
3 hours later 4717264 Anonymous
>>4717233
probably before
but it would most likely clip her top off as I'm trying to coax it off of her anyways
3 hours later 4717266 Anonymous (TwilightUm.png 554x515 75kB)
>>4717247
...Ok, what the fuck...
3 hours later 4717267 Anonymous (293429347.gif 500x375 227kB)
>>4717230
i bet you also think that the Simpsons have continuity
3 hours later 4717273 Anonymous
>>4717262
Fear not, 'cause I, and that other guy who dances karate, may be there in a minute.
3 hours later 4717277 Anonymous
>>4717266
It was hot, but I'm fucked up beyond redemption.
Twist getting violated over and over and crying was probably the hottest part. The weakest part is definitely the non sex/degradation writing, shit is cringeworthy at times.
3 hours later 4717279 Anonymous (Luna-Moth-LeCroy.jpg 417x440 29kB)
>>4717259
Oh thank goodness.
3 hours later 4717280 Anonymous
>>4717187
Who's Noot?
3 hours later 4717281 Anonymous
>>4717264
>she blushes furiously and crosses her arms over her ample chest
>"Oh my..."
3 hours later 4717286 Anonymous (1319304071865.jpg 346x333 26kB)
>>4717279
>Luna moth
______unf__
3 hours later 4717288 Anonymous
>>4717251
How long could he possibly keep it up?
3 hours later 4717289 Anonymous
>>4717277
>Twist getting violated over and over and crying
that mental image hurt something inside my soul
3 hours later 4717290 Anonymous (eep!.jpg 550x346 26kB)
>>4717259
3 hours later 4717291 Anonymous (death cannot stop me.jpg 1000x800 142kB)
>>4717280
The one who draws the really bulbous noses.
3 hours later 4717294 Anonymous
>>4717203
>she starts picking on Applebloom more
>every time Big Mac catches her, he knocks her flat with a thick, creamy load
>the taste, the smell, the sheer maleness of a stallion who can blow his load at will - she doesn't know what turns her on more.
>she gets Big Mac alone
>"I'll pay you whatever you want - just -- do it to me again...!"
3 hours later 4717298 Anonymous
>>4717238
What if his cum was so sticky and thick that it could bear his own weight? What if he could swing at the end of it? Or trap villains in it? What if he arrived just in time?
3 hours later 4717299 Anonymous
>>4717289
She tries to zone it out but the stallions and mares keep hitting her back to reality.
3 hours later 4717300 Anonymous
>>4717255
I think one of the main reasons why mlp is popular is because it does have an over-lined continuity unlike most cartoons that are just settings with a story that can be changed and doesn't have a real canon (For example Simpsons, Tom and Jerry, pretty much everything else).
MLP uses this non continuity follow in most of its episodes but it seems that it does have some some of beginning and end in the bigger picture. This works well and gives more detail to the world. It's a nice hybrid.
3 hours later 4717302 Anonymous
>>4717273
Not drunk enough.
*handles barrett .50 cal and combat shotgun*
3 hours later 4717307 Anonymous
>>4717299
who writes this crap
3 hours later 4717308 Anonymous
>>4717300
dammit stop moving
>>4717267
3 hours later 4717310 Anonymous (trying to be assertive.jpg 900x642 61kB)
>>4717279
3 hours later 4717312 Anonymous
>>4717290
>"Oh, I hope he doesn't see me up here..."
3 hours later 4717313 Anonymous
>>4717308
>stop moving
>elusive non-meme.gif
3 hours later 4717315 subby
>>4717307
Some guy. It's balls to the wall insane, and all the more sexy for it. It looks like he's going for some sort of redemption ending though, which is kind of disappointing.
3 hours later 4717316 Anonymous (gummy pinkie.png 604x658 169kB)
Why aren't you drawing?
3 hours later 4717320 Anonymous (rubber pinkie.jpg 510x1214 153kB)
>>4717316
I just did pinkie
I JUST DID
3 hours later 4717321 Anonymous (kawai.jpg 500x335 35kB)
3 hours later 4717324 Anonymous (lunafemaleface.jpg 540x405 20kB)
>>4717310
Twilight Sparkle hath spoken of the sweetness of thy voice. We ask, thou teachest to us to speak as thou speakest.
3 hours later 4717325 Anonymous (PearBloom.png 947x1023 176kB)
BUY SOME PEARS
3 hours later 4717326 Anonymous
>>4717320
pinkie pie no!
3 hours later 4717327 darf
>>4717315
pls link
3 hours later 4717329 Anonymous
>>4717320
>no bite marks on the pencil or the eraser
immersion ruined
3 hours later 4717331 Anonymous (1347325303329.png 750x750 180kB)
>>4717325
Wait a sec..
3 hours later 4717333 Anonymous
>>4717316
Because it's on my to-do list below coding, writing, math homework, and going to the grocery store.
Yet here I am, doing none of those.
3 hours later 4717336 Anonymous
>>4717327
oh god not you too
3 hours later 4717338 darf
>>4717336
i can't believe you sound surprised at that
3 hours later 4717339 Anonymous
>>4717298
>not coming just in time
3 hours later 4717340 Anonymous (IT WILL NOT BE A QUICK DEATH.jpg 243x332 14kB)
>>4717329
>bite marks on the pencil or the eraser
You have gone beyond the normal planes of sickness.
That is vile beyond description.
3 hours later 4717341 Anonymous
>>4717325
How does pony even know what pears is?
3 hours later 4717344 subby
>>4717327
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/38721/Twisted%3A-Four-Little-Foals
The guy's pretty prolific, and tbh pretty much everything in his grimdark equestria universe is fappable.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/33893/Tarnished-Silver
3 hours later 4717345 Anonymous
>>4717316
I'm finishing my history of architecture essay. I'll draw later tonight.
3 hours later 4717349 darf
okey doke, new story is posted
something i did mostly for personal fulfillment
humanized big mac / aj incest
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/53668/Quiet-on-the-Farm
>>4717344
thanks
3 hours later 4717352 Anonymous (Ask-a-Fawn-illuminated-rough.png 1650x1350 405kB)
>>4717316
But I am.
3 hours later 4717354 Anonymous
>>4717338
just
disappointed
3 hours later 4717357 Anonymous
>>4717316
I know I should be writing/drawing. Why can't I focus on it at 3:30 in the morning? I've wrote/drawn great before....
3 hours later 4717359 Anonymous (1330187240390.jpg 260x260 15kB)
http://blogs.valvesoftware.com/linux/beta-late-than-never-3/
http://blogs.valvesoftware.com/linux/beta-late-than-never-3/
http://blogs.valvesoftware.com/linux/beta-late-than-never-3/
MY BODY CAN NEVER BE READY
3 hours later 4717360 Glitter Glue (snailstwicolor.png 810x586 182kB)
>>4717080
i was summoned
3 hours later 4717362 Anonymous (tumblr_m8cd2csSUd1rr6qgao1_1280.png 959x1280 772kB)
>>4717349
When it Snails and DT?
3 hours later 4717364 Anonymous (meep.png 900x642 585kB)
>>4717310
3 hours later 4717365 darf
>>4717362
after i do cosmo's thing
and then probably after lyra thing
so.... eventually
3 hours later 4717369 Anonymous
>>4717360
There is too much cute in this thread.
3 hours later 4717370 Anonymous (Fluttershy_thinks_that_is_nice-n1299389799077.jpg 809x399 90kB)
3 hours later 4717371 Anonymous (1326735602.erebus3385_snails_blackie_lawless.png 493x284 63kB)
>>4717360
Reading is for nerds.
3 hours later 4717377 Glitter Glue (toniiiight.png 673x599 72kB)
>>4717371
what about rock and roll
3 hours later 4717378 Anonymous
>>4717360
GG pls draw more of the mane 6/colt series
3 hours later 4717379 Anonymous (1344305112809.png 1000x843 579kB)
>>4717371
3 hours later 4717380 Anonymous
>>4717377
How high is his voice, anyways?
3 hours later 4717381 Anonymous
>>4717370
But the colors are the wrong way round! Her mane is pink and her coat is yellow!
Show dropped forever!
3 hours later 4717385 Anonymous
>>4717380
Depends on how hard you fuck his black ass.
3 hours later 4717389 Anonymous
>>4717385
Would you learn how to play the Concert IcePack?
3 hours later 4717392 Anonymous
Holy crap did we just ded?
3 hours later 4717396 Anonymous
>>4717392
We've been ded for 7 months.
3 hours later 4717397 Anonymous (shutterfly.gif 640x360 330kB)
>this thread
3 hours later 4717398 Anonymous
SO HOW BOUT THAT LEAKED EPISODE!
3 hours later 4717400 Anonymous (hzh.png 403x403 248kB)
>>4717398
3 hours later 4717403 Anonymous (1322714011915.jpg 306x339 14kB)
>>4717397
Why is bunny rabbit always mad
does he frequent /v/
3 hours later 4717410 Anonymous
Oh God, does some con thing start tomorrow?
3 hours later 4717411 Anonymous
>>4717400
>best pony in town
my sides are devastated.
3 hours later 4717415 Anonymous
>>4717403
>does he frequent /v/
Probably not. He seems to get some pussy.
3 hours later 4717416 Anonymous
>>4717410
Not tomorrow. The 11th.
3 hours later 4717432 Anonymous
we ded
3 hours later 4717434 Leth (1347727935971.png 676x822 204kB)
>>4717432
3 hours later 4717435 Anonymous (1314714897434.png 550x400 45kB)
So ded.
Hey look! A pone!
3 hours later 4717439 Anonymous
>>4717432
We really are. Sorry I don't have some batshit insane fetish stuff, too busy writing for English class.
3 hours later 4717440 darf
how dead are we?
3 hours later 4717441 Anonymous
pony or die yet?
3 hours later 4717442 Anonymous
>>4717436
Why did it spoiler?
3 hours later 4717444 Anonymous
>>4717442
Because he's nervous.
3 hours later 4717445 Anonymous
Has anyone gotten really, really fond of a peculiar artist? So much that you've been trying to emulate their art?
3 hours later 4717452 Anonymous
>>4717442
Because the little 'Spoiler Image' box was checked?
3 hours later 4717456 Anonymous
>>4717442
Because you fucked up like a fuckup
3 hours later 4717463 Anonymous
>>4717444
This one, I'll go with this post.
3 hours later 4717466 Anonymous
>>4717445
Not to the point of total emulation, but it's handy to have favourites you can refer back to. I have a mixed bag of influences.
But some really go far: Smitty G with Slugbox and now Onta or Siden with Atryl, for example.
3 hours later 4717467 Anonymous
>>4717463
Yes. What if pictures were intelligent?
3 hours later 4717469 Anonymous (rainbow ded.png 684x683 247kB)
>>4717435
>those horrible, lifeless eyes
3 hours later 4717472 Anonymous
>>4717469
>tfw you will never lick the edges of rainbow dash's eyes with a razor blade held between your teeth, drunk on the scent of her fear as the pointed edge inches ever so close to her delicate optic nerve, so close she can almost feel it and then you hear the sound of her spraying urine onto the ground
3 hours later 4717475 Anonymous (164945.png 1400x1493 1167kB)
>>4717467
They're learning! UNF
3 hours later 4717476 Anonymous
>>4717472
what the fuck is wrong with you
3 hours later 4717478 Anonymous
>>4717434
>You will never be sounded nonconsentually by Marker
3 hours later 4717479 Anonymous (1347340671697.gif 600x415 1065kB)
im bored
i want to draw but i cant
3 hours later 4717480 Anonymous (What the fuck dude.jpg 469x453 22kB)
>>4717472
3 hours later 4717481 Anonymous
>>4717476
This isn't half as bad as fluffy pony stuff
3 hours later 4717484 Anonymous
>>4717481
...
...
...Just... shut up.
3 hours later 4717486 Anonymous
>>4717481
That doesn't make it right
3 hours later 4717487 Anonymous
Oh boy! Time for a new horse!
Nobody else make one! I have a fantastic idea for a thread!
3 hours later 4717489 Anonymous
>>4717481
>>4717481
"It could be worse" isn't much of a justification.
3 hours later 4717490 Anonymous
>>4717479
>"I want to wreck, but....I can't"
3 hours later 4717491 Anonymous
>>4717486
was it... 2 edgy 4u?
3 hours later 4717493 Anonymous
>>4717487
Just because of this I'm going to wait a good 15-30 second then make one faster than you
3 hours later 4717497 Anonymous
>>4717491
Yes
Yes it was
3 hours later 4717500 Anonymous (tumblr_mavozxHm0U1roiwweo2_1280.jpg 1280x1187 470kB)
>>4717445
>>4717466
The more people you steal from the more unique the final product will be.
I probably need to start stealing from more different sources.
3 hours later 4717502 Anonymous
>>4717497
i will say that stuff going near my eye freaks me the fuck out
but
it's pretty hot when doing it to someone else
3 hours later 4717504 Anonymous
Hew Norse
>>4717496
>>4717496
>>4717496
>>4717496
>>4717496
>>4717496
3 hours later 4717506 Anonymous (1311276119972.png 945x945 51kB)
I wish people would just, like, not delete images...
3 hours later 4717510 Anonymous
>>4717445
I've tried it before, but now I just really like their art.
3 hours later 4717512 Anonymous
>>4717502
I have a fear of getting paper cut on the eye
3 hours later 4717513 Anonymous
>>4717506
It was probably that pesky janitor again
3 hours later 4717516 Anonymous
>>4717512
what about a dirty needle?
3 hours later 4717518 Anonymous
>>4717510
I mean I've given up copying because I don't know how to.
3 hours later 4717523 Anonymous (1311276487677.png 945x945 52kB)
>>4717513
That guy takes his job way too seriously.
3 hours later 4717525 Anonymous
>>4717506
>Not deleting all your posts at 249
4 hours later 4717530 Anonymous
>>4717516
>that dead space scene
nooo
4 hours later 4717538 Anonymous
>>4717530
Ugh...I fucked that part up so many times...
4 hours later 4717542 Anonymous
>>4717523
But you're the one complaining because the images aren't maxed out on a thread that has no end.
4 hours later 4717567 Anonymous
>>4717538
Actually, fucking up kind of felt like a relief to me.
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