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2012-09-26 04:19 4690708 Wolf Nanaki MLP General (tumblr_ma3vzlstPG1qf04hd.gif 180x100 833kB)
Fresh new horse. Smelly old ded horse: >>4687152 Will scary spooky things happen in season 3? Which season was spookier: the first or the second?

1 min later 4690732 Anonymous (1348541114493.jpg 560x824 95kB)


1 min later 4690739 Anonymous (you will never touch his flaming eyeballs.png 5000x5000 1028kB)
>wolf nanaki oh what the hell why not

1 min later 4690741 Anonymous (OIIV.gif 5000x5000 309kB)


2 min later 4690750 Anonymous
IT'S TIME FOR THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE TO HAVE A GREAT AND POWERFUL ORGASM

2 min later 4690754 Anonymous
>Nanaki thread

2 min later 4690755 Anonymous
>>4690741 why has this not been made the official marker yet?

2 min later 4690758 Anonymous
How bad is it if I'm fallen in love with each of the mane 6, both separately and as a unit?

2 min later 4690763 Anonymous
keep it in one thread horsefuckers

3 min later 4690770 Anonymous (Main Cast Pony Pile.png 500x500 166kB)
>>4690758 Are you a fellow Harem brother?

3 min later 4690773 Anonymous
s2 had halloween 3SPOOKY episode and pony hell cave.

3 min later 4690775 Anonymous (Group 7.png 900x390 205kB)
>>4690758 Very bad. ;_;

3 min later 4690784 suomynonA
I want to cum inside new horse.

3 min later 4690785 Anonymous (tumblr_maxpngSJhG1qdgh6mo1_1280.jpg 1280x960 591kB)


4 min later 4690791 Anonymous
>>4690758 You need to choose. They won't let you have all of them at the same time.

4 min later 4690797 Anonymous (Blueblood Domination Absorption.png 1872x2799 309kB)
>Braeburned is drawing massive Blueblood dick Unf.

4 min later 4690806 Anonymous
>>4690785 2fat2fap

4 min later 4690810 Anonymous
>>4690758 >trying to take the player route But if you do that you get the Kenshi ending.

4 min later 4690811 Anonymous (1337826037848.jpg 1024x768 170kB)
flutterbutt

4 min later 4690817 Anonymous (1334915394255.gif 1150x700 279kB)
>>4690775 >>4690770 Ponies are the best possible thing for a pile to be made of

5 min later 4690818 Anonymous
>>4690785 >slutty cosplay >they are all fucking hideous

5 min later 4690823 Anonymous (90___smarty_pants_twilight_by_pones_by_corwin-d5feo92.png 450x750 63kB)
>>4690773 i am saddened that we probably wont get another halloween episode this year, i love costume ponies

5 min later 4690825 Anonymous
>>4690806 >fat Kill yourself now.

5 min later 4690828 Anonymous
Does anyone have any drawing requests?

5 min later 4690832 Anonymous
>>4690770 Harem implies some kinda dominance fetish I just want to love each of them Just leaning back, proper up on some pillows and just relaxing all together

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5 min later 4690834 Anonymous
>>4690811 Silly fluttershy, that turtle just came out of the water, it was already wet. You silly adorable little filly you.

6 min later 4690843 Anonymous
>>4690828 twilight being lit on fire

6 min later 4690844 Anonymous
>>4690713 oh i'm grateful alright...

6 min later 4690848 Anonymous
>>4690728 Well there are the gala dresses, those capes in SoME, The first episode where she cleans Twilight up for being messy even tough she was just a stranger and so on Even more if you consider all the times she put her friends needs above hers, like offering erself as a test subject for the wing spell in sonic rainboom, but those don't really count as generosity

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6 min later 4690854 Anonymous
>>4690697 Really Twilight is the most since its easier for her to be 100% in element. And imo Rarity is the 2nd most. While she has a few glaring examples, i think Dash has the most but a lot of them are subtle things. She is always at the ready to fight for her friends.

6 min later 4690857 Anonymous
>>4690817 Haha that's a beautiful train of thought. >>4690832 Hmm, I suppose it does. But I think you can still consider yourself a Haremfag just minus the dominance.

6 min later 4690859 Anonymous
>>4690828 Applebloom teaching Sweetie how to buck apples.

7 min later 4690867 Anonymous (flatline.jpg 450x306 19kB)
>>4690817 >rarity's dainty little breaths >dash's legs moving up & down when aj breathes >that ear twitch

7 min later 4690870 Anonymous
How would you spend Halloween with your favorite pony?

7 min later 4690871 Anonymous
>>4690848 But i think she is also the one most guilty of going against her element.

7 min later 4690874 Anonymous
>>4690828 AJ and Dash having a jam session using a harmonica and a bass guitar respectively

7 min later 4690877 Anonymous
>>4690828 Rarity teasing Sweetie for liking a colt in her class

7 min later 4690878 Anonymous
>>4690828 sweetie belle

7 min later 4690879 Anonymous
>>4690832 Harem doesn't necessarily imply dominance.

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7 min later 4690883 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwgfMfNeR_0

8 min later 4690889 Anonymous (1348618468849.jpg 1500x1543 383kB)


8 min later 4690891 Anonymous
>>4690871 What

8 min later 4690894 Anonymous
>>4690870 Doing whatever he wanted to

8 min later 4690897 Anonymous (tumblr_maxa8xctff1qggajbo5_1280.jpg 1276x1920 739kB)


8 min later 4690898 Anonymous (My Outline So Far.png 1348x1484 115kB)
So, this is pretty shit mlpg and I'm unhappy I have to do this and I couldn't think of a better topic. But now it's too late. How does my suicide letter look so far? (as this will probably be the last thing I write before I kill everything in a flood of spaghetti) Suggestions? I have to do a speech in front of the class based on this.

8 min later 4690908 Anonymous
>>4690889 /)

9 min later 4690911 Anonymous (1346184950079.png 660x800 144kB)
Dear MLPG, Today, I just tried a new form of masturbation. I saw an anon post this method one day and I just had to try it. What I did was gather a ziploc bag and put into a folded towel, which I then placed between the mattresses of my bed. I realized that I would need lubrication to enjoy it but I didn't possess proper lube. So I improvised; I grabbed some handsoap and dabbled some of it within some within the bag. I knew that soap would burn a bit so I put on condom, it would provide some extra lubrication. So, while listening to Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel, I penetrated the plastic orifice. It was an an awkward experience at first, mostly because the whole situation seemed so silly but I was horny and my hand simply wouldn't be enough, I trudged onward, trying to find an appropriate motion that felt good. Soon enough, i did and it felt surprisingly good. In the back of my mind, I thought of what my roommate's expression would be if they walked in on me but I knew I was alone in the house so that boner killing thought was laid to rest. By the time "oh Comely" had come around, I was finally on edge. I was surprised that this odd method of self-pleasure would even work but it was working, so I just went with it. I kept on with it, Once the line",,,Moving your mouth to pull out..." was sung by Stephen Magnum, I exploded in an ecstatic delight, the feeling of my cock being squeezed between the mattresses while I came. It was like I was really cumming inside rainbow dash With my orgasm over, I slowly pulled out savoring the feeling of the bed's edge pressing against my pleasure stick I was in shock that the ridiculous contraption had worked. I just smiled, it got me off and that was enough for me. With that, I checked off my mental list of sexual things to try, sincerely, Anon

9 min later 4690912 Anonymous
>>4690891 Not him and I'm trying to think of specific examples but I feel like sometimes she acts greedy.

9 min later 4690916 Anonymous
>>4690898 pls no.

9 min later 4690920 Anonymous
>>4690889 (\

9 min later 4690921 Anonymous
>>4690739 I've seen this guys a million times and have no idea what he is so I'm just going to be a slowpoke and ask what the hell he's from.

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9 min later 4690925 Anonymous
>>4690898 >doing a presentation on MLP You poor, stupid bastard. Why?

9 min later 4690934 Anonymous
>>4690898 Murder your own self.

9 min later 4690935 Anonymous
>>4690870 Probably watch ghost shows, they would make for an excellent opportunity to score some cuddles.

9 min later 4690938 Anonymous (1337902125544.png 550x400 40kB)
>>4690870 trick or treating of course

10 min later 4690940 Anonymous
WHY ARE WE BEING SPAMMED WITH COSPLAYS AGAIN

10 min later 4690947 Anonymous
>>4690921 He was extracted from a file from an online quiz on Hasbro's MLP site. People are assuming he might be a villain in S3.

10 min later 4690950 Anonymous
>>4690870 Help her prank ponies, while going back and forth pranking each other between each prank

10 min later 4690953 Anonymous
>>4690925 He fucked up while trying to talk a bout a different subject and now he's stuck with a presentation about MLP's fanbase

11 min later 4690962 Anonymous
>>4690925 Because I have ponies on my mind and I literally couldn't think of fucking anything else. I had a week to think of anything but I couldn't. I've failed so hard. It's not on ponies specifically though, it's more about the fandom's origin and spread?

11 min later 4690964 Anonymous
>>4690870 We would Fuck all night, screw Halloween

11 min later 4690965 Anonymous
>>4690870 Drag her out of the house constant;y saying that her costume is ready and it's perfect

11 min later 4690969 Anonymous
>>4690947 Thanks, that explains it.

11 min later 4690970 Anonymous
>>4690962 That's even worse you thundercunt.

12 min later 4690975 Anonymous (celestia_portrait_4_by_kp_shadowsquirrel-d5fw346.jpg 1920x1080 473kB)
Dicks.

12 min later 4690980 Anonymous
>>4690962 Just don't do it. Hey, listen. Don't do it.

12 min later 4690982 Anonymous
Which pony likes to tease me constantly but deny me any sexual gratification?

12 min later 4690983 Anonymous
>>4690953 So long as he remembers to say that most of what is being represented in the media today started out as a joke that people took seriously, he should manage to deflect a little scorn.

12 min later 4690991 Anonymous
>>4690969 Err I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not. If you are, that is literally all we know about him. if not, then you are welcome.

13 min later 4690995 Anonymous
>>4690982 Dash

13 min later 4691001 Anonymous (1348538852981.jpg 500x601 30kB)
S1 was spookier for sure, what with the creepy forests, zombie pones, giant ethereal bears, and medusa chickens. S2 had what, a Halloween episode?

13 min later 4691002 Anonymous (DONUT STEEL smile.png 615x533 27kB)
>>4690947 he's also best horse

13 min later 4691006 Anonymous
>>4690982 That pony you rode at the fair 10 years ago.

13 min later 4691008 Anonymous (mylittlepony_friendshipismagic_02-cvra.jpg 597x906 192kB)
Daily reminder that Futashy is canon

13 min later 4691010 Anonymous
>>4690995 >implying dash would ever leave you hangin

14 min later 4691012 Anonymous
>>4690980 It's too late now. This is worth like 15% of my grade. >>4690983 >Being represented in the media today I still say most people have never heard of the mlp fandom.

14 min later 4691013 Anonymous
>>4690991 I was being serious. Sorry if I sounded ungrateful.

14 min later 4691019 Anonymous (dental plan.png 500x500 51kB)
>>4690975

14 min later 4691024 Anonymous
>>4690975 Would you let Celestia's mouth anywhere near your dick if she was wearing braces ?

14 min later 4691026 Anonymous
>>4691019 Celestia needs braces!

14 min later 4691036 Anonymous
>>4690911 >Stephen Magnum I wish I didn't laugh so much

15 min later 4691040 Anonymous
>>4690995 I hope she does it as a means of controlling me and getting me to do favors for her, both sexual and nonsexual.

15 min later 4691041 Anonymous
>>4690870 I would not spend it with Flutter, because she well be held up in her house too scared to come out. But then, her friends would break into her house dressed as monsters, and have sex with her.

15 min later 4691042 Anonymous
MLPG I think....I'm in love with Fluttershy. What should I do?

15 min later 4691043 Wolf Nanaki
>>4690739 My biggest problem with the guy is the blood red gradient horn. I mean really what the hell.

15 min later 4691049 Tex
>>4691042 Genuflect.

16 min later 4691060 Anonymous
>>4691041 >Not dressing up as a monster yourself and having sex with her.

16 min later 4691061 Anonymous (Fluttershy Laughs.png 683x382 78kB)
>>4691042 Tell her how you feel, and then watch her laugh at you. And just when you think you couldn't feel worse because you think she's laughing because she thought it was a joke, she reveals that she's laughing because she would never date some one like you.

16 min later 4691062 Deafdefiler
>>4691042 Remember that she isn't real, she's a cartoon.

16 min later 4691064 Anonymous
>>4690923 and starting to question if those tits are natural

16 min later 4691065 Anonymous (1345697123689.png 900x694 852kB)
>>4691042 Be happy in your choice of such a lovely pone. >>4691049 YOU MUST DRAW FLUTTERSHY BEING ADORABLE.

16 min later 4691066 Anonymous Outline Fagget
So, how many fans of the show do you think actually exist worldwide? Half a million?

17 min later 4691070 Anonymous
>>4690995 dash doesn't have the self control to not give into her own needs. Rarity. Fluttershy does it on accident because she keeps freaking out at the very last second.

17 min later 4691072 Anonymous
>>4690975 My chest hurts. Am I dying?

17 min later 4691073 Juice
>>4690889 thank you

17 min later 4691074 Anonymous
>>4691066 Considering the majority of fans is still little girls, maybe a few million.

17 min later 4691075 Anonymous
>>4691060 but i like it when fluttershy has sex with her friends

17 min later 4691077 Anonymous
>>4691061 anon pls don't bring the real world into things these are cartoon pones

18 min later 4691087 Anonymous
>>4691077 Hey you asked.

18 min later 4691092 Anonymous
>>4691074 Alright, how many of those aren't little girls?

18 min later 4691093 Anonymous (1325639151846.png 990x990 184kB)
http://thesassyjessy.tumblr.com/post/32301331608/was-asked-to-try-sounding-like-lyra-not-sure-i

18 min later 4691098 Juice
>>4690898 talk about how the fanbase is completely based on sexual deviancy for cartoon horses

18 min later 4691102 Anonymous (1e5780ebae70513c693057973a28d2c6.jpg 531x398 48kB)
>not listening to Zecora's VA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4bPrVVDb5g

19 min later 4691104 Anonymous
>>4691061 That really makes me wonder how Fluttershy would react if someone confessed their love to her.

19 min later 4691110 Deafdefiler
>>4691066 At minimum? 22 trillion.

19 min later 4691111 Anonymous
>>4691066 just adults? a bit less, maybe 400,000.

19 min later 4691112 Anonymous
>>4691092 Well, looking at the reddit my little pony page, there are 40k+ subscribers so I'd say somewhere around 50-100 thousand.

19 min later 4691115 Anonymous
>>4691093 >not Rape Bench.png DYEMLPG?

19 min later 4691118 Anonymous
>>4691104 she would just start farting uncontrollably.

19 min later 4691122 Juice
>>4691066 2.1 million

20 min later 4691125 Anonymous (1333590635303.png 800x600 164kB)
>>4691104 pic related

20 min later 4691127 Anonymous
>>4691075 Dress up as a monster watch her have sex with her friends then.

20 min later 4691128 Anonymous
>>4691093 Feels like I haven't fapped to Jessy's voice in forever. Welp.

20 min later 4691137 Anonymous
>>4691127 Deal. I don't think she will recover from that for a week.

20 min later 4691138 Anonymous
>>4690844 >a low chuckle escapes her lips as your hand slips over her cheek, covering her cutie mark with your palm >she inhales sharply as you squeeze, allowing your fingertips to sink into her rear >her body leans back against your touch, digging your fingers further into her plush flesh as she peeks over her shoulder at you with half-lidded eyes >"This excites you, doesn't it~?"

20 min later 4691140 Anonymous
>>4691066 Considering bronies are stronger than the nazi's, however many Nazi's existed in germany + a few million.

20 min later 4691141 Anonymous (Zecora.jpg 1357x2048 138kB)
>>4691102 Holy hot damn.

21 min later 4691142 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>4691066 I dunno. Would you say *WOOSH* Ten million?

21 min later 4691143 Anonymous
>>4691102 Does it talk anything about the show. New news or behind the scenes stuff? If not I don't care. I really don't care of interviews besides that or is Tabitha

21 min later 4691147 Anonymous
>>4690898 this >>4691098 make sure to include pictures which display said sexual deviancy in your presentation including, but not limited to, bestiality, futa, and cp

21 min later 4691150 Anonymous
>>4691142 I don't get it.

21 min later 4691155 subby
>>4691070 >Rarity Would she magically edge me for a few hours while I help her in the shop, before abruptly stopping at closing time, "Well, that's enough for today. Now, would you please see to me in return?" she'd say before turning around and presenting herself to me, magically forcing my head down to her lips' level? If I tried any funny business, trying to deny her as payback, would she sit on my face and choke me until my spasming tongue and gasping mouth brought her the pleasure she sought, before lifting herself and chiding me firmly? Do you think she'd bring home other Stallions and expect me to watch or even help, or clean up after them?

21 min later 4691157 Glitter Glue (icewelcome.png 737x592 54kB)
zebras steal

22 min later 4691160 Juice
>>4691142 stream where

22 min later 4691166 Anonymous
>>4691142 Someone stream it

22 min later 4691167 Anonymous (mares dig the horn.png 1000x700 72kB)
>>4691043 >not loving the giant red gradient horn wolf nanaki pls

22 min later 4691168 Anonymous
>>4691157 I didn't know Ice Pack played baseball.

22 min later 4691169 Anonymous
>>4691157 That's racist.

22 min later 4691170 Anonymous
>>4691142 You know the rules. Stream.

22 min later 4691172 Anonymous
>>4691157 get that zebra out of here and get me a pony

22 min later 4691177 chistery (raritybucks.png 500x491 245kB)
>>4690708 Nothing like a fresh horse. Fresh and HIP!

23 min later 4691181 Anonymous
>>4691118 >"Fluttershy? Can I confess something to you?" >"Yes, Anon?" >"I-I love you!" >ffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT~ toot

23 min later 4691183 Anonymous
>>4691147 Might as well go out restrained and screaming having people thinking I'm a pervert I guess. Thanks guys /)

23 min later 4691184 Anonymous
>>4691155 The last part not really. I really don't see Rarity as someone like that

23 min later 4691185 Anonymous
>>4691168 GG draw that zibba playing basketball

23 min later 4691187 Anonymous
>>4691141 i would, but she is required to talk only in rhymes

24 min later 4691195 chistery (applehmmm.png 277x271 96kB)
>>4691157 > "... Cute Mark Kleptomaniac Crusaders?"

24 min later 4691198 subby
>>4691184 There are a lot of people who really actively dislike cuckold fetishism, even people who like relatively wacky fetishes. I don't get the disgust.

24 min later 4691201 Anonymous
>>4691138 Yes. God yes.

24 min later 4691202 Glitter Glue (packis.png 785x593 74kB)
>>4691172 >get that zebra out of here and get me a pony how about this

24 min later 4691204 Anonymous
>>4691181 >fluttershy farts for the next 10 minutes

24 min later 4691209 Anonymous
>>4691204 >people jack off to this.

24 min later 4691213 Anonymous (EQD 200m count.jpg 400x218 20kB)
>>4691066 EQD posted this in their 200m hit celebration post. I'm not sure how much of that is made up of people not part of the fandom, but it's something.

24 min later 4691214 Anonymous
>>4691138 Not a bad butt, I'll admit. I think I'll need to feel around a little bit more though, just to be sure.

25 min later 4691218 Anonymous (francis.jpg 214x314 11kB)
Why is TWILY so perfect?

25 min later 4691222 Anonymous
>>4691202 >Applejack acceptable!

25 min later 4691224 Anonymous
>>4691198 Oh I have nothing against cuckold I even like it a bit But it doesn't fit Rarity at all.

25 min later 4691228 Glitter Glue
>>4691222 applepack

25 min later 4691229 Anonymous
>>4691202 GG pls

25 min later 4691232 Anonymous
>>4691202 Big Packintosh

26 min later 4691237 Anonymous
>>4691150 i dont either but apparently something needs to be streamed

26 min later 4691238 Anonymous
>>4691198 Some people connect sex with love You have sex with people you're in love with, therefore, having sex with someone means you love them. Coupled with monogamy makes people unhappy

26 min later 4691244 Anonymous
>>4691224 >liking cuckolding >at all That is one of the worst fetishes in the history of fetishes.

26 min later 4691246 Anonymous
>>4691228 whatever!

26 min later 4691247 Anonymous
>>4691218 it's those damn canadian viking genes

26 min later 4691248 Anonymous
>>4691213 >88.52% Returning Visitor >11.48% New Visitor >0.00% Other (34 Visits) 24 visits by people who weren't returning and weren't new? Wtf?

26 min later 4691249 Anonymous
>>4691213 >6 million uniques >37% bounce >figure half those that didn't bounce are actual casual+ members of fandom 1.9m uniques who are at least casual members?

26 min later 4691251 Anonymous
> EVERFREE RADIO Shit no. > Zecora's VA ... Okay. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4bPrVVDb5g

26 min later 4691254 Anonymous
>>4691204 >You try talking over the sound but the farts just get louder

26 min later 4691257 Anonymous
>>4691150 >>4691237 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWKB86iSlFo

26 min later 4691259 Anonymous
>>4691238 >Some people connect sex with love I would say "most". By a longshot.

26 min later 4691260 Anonymous (Spike unimpressed.jpg 772x944 78kB)
>>4691246

26 min later 4691264 Anonymous
>>4691244 this, being a beta faggot isnt a fetish, its being a beta faggot.

27 min later 4691266 Anonymous
>>4691209 >not knowing a joke when you see one

27 min later 4691274 Anonymous (1347572820519.gif 606x470 1332kB)
>>4691218 Because he's radical and gnarly.

27 min later 4691285 Anonymous
>>4691274 Shining Armor being Poochie is one of my favorite silly fanons.

28 min later 4691286 Anonymous
>>4691244 It is and it's starting to creep pornographers out. Like really. They're starting to wonder if they aren't magnifying a really fucked up fetish that denigrates the boyfriend/husband and invites some really fucked up power dynamic AND often works on a racial axis, as it's always BIG BLACK CAWK.

28 min later 4691287 Anonymous (luna.jpg 1280x821 103kB)
She's here to watch all those spooky, scary things...

28 min later 4691288 Anonymous
>>4691274 He looks like he's been hit in the face with a shovel.

28 min later 4691290 Jessy (1323589221989.gif 640x360 1920kB)
>>4691141 Holy cow she's purdy.

28 min later 4691292 Anonymous
>>4691266 >implying people wouldn't jack off to it

28 min later 4691294 Anonymous
>>4691274 i chuckled

28 min later 4691297 Anonymous
>>4691254 >You just walk away and try to bring it up tomorrow >she does it again

28 min later 4691298 Anonymous
I think Jay deleted his tumblrs

28 min later 4691300 Anonymous
>>4691244 D-does it still count if i want to be the guy that the girl is fucking in front of her significant other?

28 min later 4691302 Anonymous
>>4691287 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

28 min later 4691303 Anonymous
>>4691287 That is nowhere near a human face. It looks way too short and > dat fucking nose. Also the horn should jut out, not up.

29 min later 4691305 Anonymous
>>4691298 WHY DO YOU CARE

29 min later 4691306 Anonymous (Would you felate his horn.png 636x900 183kB)
>>4690739 I like this nigga

29 min later 4691307 Scrubbing Bubbles
Would you lay back and watch TV while pony rested their head on your chest and slowly fell asleep to the sound of your heart beat? Would you let them rest silently, even if something really terrible came on TV and you cant reach the remote?

29 min later 4691311 Anonymous
>>4691300 That just makes you a bull. Mah niggah.

29 min later 4691313 Anonymous
>>4691292 >implying I even give a shit if they do >I laugh, they can fap And all is right with the world

29 min later 4691315 Anonymous
>>4691286 I just don't understand how it's anywhere near as fucked up as fetishes with actual, physically dangerous fetishes like, say, scat, or even bloodplay/rough bondage.

29 min later 4691317 Anonymous
>>4691287 Did Kloudmutt get worse?

29 min later 4691318 Juice
>>4691287 bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh

29 min later 4691319 Anonymous
>>4691306 yeah Klondork can be funny from time to time

30 min later 4691326 Anonymous (98374932847.png 480x429 90kB)
>>4691287 wait a minute was that made by Kloudmutt?

30 min later 4691330 Anonymous
>>4691306 Try felatting HER horn.

30 min later 4691331 Anonymous
>>4691315 Opinions. I agree though, I think those that involve things that are repulsive in there own right regardless of the sexual connotation are far worse.

30 min later 4691332 Anonymous
>>4691300 That just makes you either an asshole going for someone you know is already in a relationship, or a dupe who decided to play along because, hell, people are fucking weird and they'd probably do something if you didn't.

30 min later 4691334 Anonymous
>>4691300 >D-does it count >being the beta bull

31 min later 4691335 Juice
>>4691315 this OMG CHEATING is nowhere near as bad as any other fetish.

33 min later 4691337 Anonymous
>>4691332 But if the dude wants to watch his wife getting fucked by a bull, what's wrong with being the bull? You're providing sexual gratification to two people instead of one, and that's awesome.

33 min later 4691338 Anonymous
>>4691332 I wouldn't say I'm an asshole if they both want it. Because they do both want it to happen right? That's the point?

33 min later 4691339 Anonymous
>>4691307 no because it would end up being the same thing that happens with my cat Sometimes he sleeps on my stomach, and I giggle at how he rises and falls with my breathing, then I laugh at how my giggle made him stutter up and down, which makes him bounce more, then I end up full blow belly-laughing and he runs away and then I'm alone again like I always am

33 min later 4691342 Anonymous
>>4691335 Then we get to fetishes like mindbreaking and stuff like that. How is that better

33 min later 4691345 Anonymous (tumblr_mah7rq66XI1rp5f73.png 500x389 82kB)
Why is one of the first few questions always LOL DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BRONIES?!!!

33 min later 4691346 Glitter Glue (thundercooking.png 618x357 41kB)
what if it's not a power/emasculation thing and the guy just likes seeing her get fucked

33 min later 4691352 Anonymous
>>4691298 >caring >about Jay's tumblrs pls anon pls

34 min later 4691362 Anonymous
>>4691346 This This is the only reason I like this fetish

34 min later 4691364 Anonymous
>>4691346 What if you drew it

34 min later 4691366 Anonymous (1348365356260.png 1177x1342 334kB)
>>4691346 OH SHIIIIIIT IT'S TIME

34 min later 4691370 Anonymous
>>4691317 it thought it was pretty decent compared to the other stuff that he is been making lately

34 min later 4691371 Anonymous
>>4691345 Because the people who do these are selfish and want to hear the voice actors talk about them.

34 min later 4691374 Anonymous
>>4691337 If the guy is into it, then it's not cuckolding It's just a guy who likes having a slutty wife

34 min later 4691375 Anonymous (tumblr_m7qc6d2u7Z1r20r8xo1_1280.png 800x694 101kB)
>>4691319 I ship these two faggots

34 min later 4691383 Deafdefiler
>>4691317 I don't think that's by Kloudmutt. Can you tell what the top-left watermark says?

35 min later 4691386 Anonymous
>>4691214 >"Ohoho~ You want more time with the great and powerful backside, do you? I predicted as much. It is hard to resist such fine...'endowments.'" >"I suppose I could extend my ever-so-generous offer..." >"But in return, you must do something for me."

35 min later 4691391 Anonymous
>>4691334 Most bulls aren't the hyper-aggressive guys you think them to be. It's just that the cuck is more beta. Hell, sometimes it's not always "cuck," it's just "I like to watch my wife get fucked by someone else." "Cuck" can mean shit like getting verbally abused and made fun of for having a smaller dick or something.

35 min later 4691394 Anonymous
>>4691305 >>4691352 i just thought MLPG would find it a little funny that he rage quit like that. im sorry i mentioned it, please return to your fetish discussion

35 min later 4691396 Anonymous (typical evening with blueblood.gif 687x286 766kB)
>>4691346 Then he should get a mirror.

35 min later 4691397 Anonymous (Chrysalis v Cadence.png 1513x1129 1079kB)
>>4691374 Ah, I guess it boils down to semantics. I was under the impression it was a situation that they both wanted, not like this.

35 min later 4691400 Juice
>>4691342 what's mindbreaking? like that shit you see in anime?

36 min later 4691402 Anonymous
>>4691383 http://ask-kloudmutt.tumblr.com/image/32249328372

36 min later 4691403 Anonymous (1319456208854.png 349x415 327kB)
http://z13.invisionfree.com/GABF/index.php

36 min later 4691404 Entertaining (129916999152-Flutterdash_Invisibl.jpg 894x894 303kB)
Have you had your dose /mlpg/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI6WOf1OW0M

36 min later 4691405 Anonymous
>>4691383 >Can you tell what the top-left watermark says? It says Kloudmutt

36 min later 4691408 Anonymous
>>4691383 it is by kloudmutt; it's on his gallery over on DA.

36 min later 4691410 Anonymous
>>4691396 That's not how you spell Doyu

36 min later 4691411 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>4691375 >"I'm here to make watching this cartoon even more uncomfortable to watch around family members."

36 min later 4691413 Anonymous
>>4691400 Basically brainwashing the partner to be a cockhungry fuckdoll

36 min later 4691416 Anonymous
>>4691394 We are too pleasant and relaxed today for that. It's nice. Try again tomorrow.

36 min later 4691417 Anonymous
>>4691346 That's voyeurism. >>4691337 >>4691338 If you can rationalize it so you enjoy it, fine, I won't judge you. out loud It's just one of those fetishes that seems to break apart the foundations of trust that relationships are supposed to be built on. And I'll admit that there are people out there who can and will enjoy that sort of thing. I'm not denying that. I'm just saying, in my opinion, it's a terrible fetish and shouldn't be. NTR is just an awful, awful fetish in my mind.

37 min later 4691419 Anonymous
>>4691286 Having actually been the "bull" a few times I have to say that the couples into this stuff ranged from "kind of kinky" to "all kinds of fucked up". Some guys are just really vouyeristic and like to watch their s/o get plowed by another guy (or in some cases they are small/impotent and like having stand in) and other times its some fucked up S&M thing.

37 min later 4691425 Anonymous
>>4691404 jesus christ

37 min later 4691426 Anonymous
>>4691403 God fucking dammit, it's back? Also why the shit did you go out of your way to find this in the first place?

37 min later 4691428 Deafdefiler
>>4691408 >>4691405 >>4691402 Huh, well there you go.

37 min later 4691429 Anonymous
>>4690867 >don't forget pinkie leg's and rarity's hooves

37 min later 4691431 Anonymous
>>4691403 im on a list now that i followed that link arent i?

37 min later 4691432 Anonymous
>>4691402 One thing I hate about Kloudmutt the most besides his new style is his broken english combined with "lulz t4lk" Holy shit it's so cringeworthy. >>4691404 Oh hey, you still drop by here!

37 min later 4691434 Anonymous
>>4691346 It's rarely ever not an emasculation thing in porn. And porn is the sort of thing people emulate and start to get a complex about. Before you know it, otherwise normal would-be swingers are convinced their ONE option is to thank the guy for dogging his wife and would he please give Little Miss Sir to fuck his own wife. Fuck that noise.

37 min later 4691437 Anonymous
>>4691410 >When Doyu orgasms he screams YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

38 min later 4691438 Anonymous
>>4691404 Whoa you are alive.

38 min later 4691443 Anonymous
>>4691366 >flitter's little blush hhnnnggg

38 min later 4691444 Anonymous
>>4691398 > Mr. Cake likes to watch > and then fuck his wife when she's already good and warmed up My boner is infinite.

39 min later 4691449 Entertaining (muffins-rd-pony-motivator.png 503x481 95kB)
>>4691432 >>4691438 Only for you anon-kuns pic related, rev up those tablets

39 min later 4691450 Juice
>>4691404 are they legit retards or just internet retards? either way, it needs to stahp >>4691413 sounds neat. weird, but neat

39 min later 4691453 Anonymous (TUXTLESS.png 500x566 127kB)
>>4691404 I know they are just having fun but. God Dammit. I had to stop and lay my head down for a second.

39 min later 4691454 Anonymous
>>4691419 > MLPG fan > actual bull Neat. Are you chosen for your package, your skill, or your ability to not say a fucking word about it after the fact?

40 min later 4691461 Anonymous
sometimes i fantasize about her having sex with another guy at the same time I have sex with another girl. We high five each other. Sometimes I'm having sex with the guy and she is having sex with the girl

40 min later 4691463 Deafdefiler
>>4691400 It's when you kidnap a girl (sometimes she goes of her own will, but it's usually non-con), and pretty much shatter her psyche, turning her into a near-mindless cock-hungry slut.

40 min later 4691464 Anonymous (1334718730001.gif 164x270 2539kB)
>>4691404 Haven't posted this in forever.

40 min later 4691466 Anonymous
>>4691449 Please tell Moophins to drop by here some time again. pls ;_;

40 min later 4691467 Anonymous (Capture (4).jpg 78x98 9kB)
>>4691403

40 min later 4691470 Anonymous
>>4691449 Draw Dash in a saddle

40 min later 4691473 Anonymous
>>4691464 Smile pls

41 min later 4691481 Anonymous
>>4691463 Stop talking about your fantasies, Deaf They're almost always horrifying

41 min later 4691483 Anonymous (faggot.png 569x483 129kB)
>>4691404

41 min later 4691484 Glitter Glue (broken.jpg 715x549 104kB)
>>4691463 what an awful fucking fetish

41 min later 4691485 Anonymous
>>4691464 That guy not dancing makes the moment.

41 min later 4691490 Anonymous
>>4691464 >tfw he dances better than you

41 min later 4691497 Anonymous
>>4691464 What kind of dancing is that?

41 min later 4691498 Deafdefiler
>>4691481 This isn't one of my fantasies.

41 min later 4691499 Scrubbing Bubbles
Would you let a pony wear your way too big for them shirt? Would you let them crawl under your shirt while you're wearing and and go to sleep?

42 min later 4691509 Anonymous
>>4691481 > implying Def is the one who keeps bringing up how sweet it'd feel to be inside Rarity as she seizes

42 min later 4691510 Anonymous
>>4691463 >>4691484 Darf's fic was pretty damn hot.

42 min later 4691514 Anonymous
>>4691498 Anything that involves non consensual degrading shit is your fantasy

42 min later 4691515 Anonymous
i wana be to tried to fuck my own girlfriend so i make a cute twink in a gimpsuit fuck her for me. but when they are done I'm horny and she's messy so i bend him over and fuck his ass while his dick is still inside her.

42 min later 4691516 Anonymous
>>4691499 yes

43 min later 4691518 Anonymous
>>4691454 Ability to be silent and the fact that I've got a fairly decent size (especially for where I live). Honestly its not something that I'm especially into doing, but if it comes about then I'm up for it. I used to swing with a female friend of mine and after she moved some of our friends would call me up to play it out. Haven't done it in a while.

43 min later 4691519 Deafdefiler
>>4691514 Not quite anything.

43 min later 4691520 Anonymous
>>4691499 Ooo I haven't seen that drawn in a while. I'm going to start requesting that.

43 min later 4691521 Anonymous
>>4691484 I love this series

43 min later 4691522 Anonymous (tumblr_maxs1eeSBa1rcqr9mo1_1280.png 1280x1203 246kB)
I finally found something that's as gay as that stalliontrain pic.

43 min later 4691523 Anonymous (1331084133667.png 777x768 289kB)
>>4691499 >>4691499 >Would you let them crawl under your shirt while you're wearing and and go to sleep? Someone draw this please

43 min later 4691526 Anonymous (Extra Large Shirt.png 800x600 156kB)
>>4691499 Of course.

43 min later 4691528 Anonymous
>>4691464 >Guy holding the cup, not dancing. >"My feet hurt"

43 min later 4691529 Anonymous
>Cuckolding General Ughh..call me when we're talking about chubby ponies or something

43 min later 4691530 Anonymous (whitepeople.jpg 262x261 32kB)
>>4691497

43 min later 4691531 subby
>>4691417 I accept that it's your opinion, it's just very frustrating that I can write mRarity raping femanon and get praise, then write fRarity cuckolding mAnon and get booed off stage and told I'm a sick pervert. The vast majority of IRL cuckolding is, at least by my guess, fully consensual. The guy has a degradation fetish and likes the idea of his wife sleeping around and telling him how much better her boyfriends are. The wife either likes the freedom or plays along to humor her husband's fetish. The bull wants sex. I'm sure it happens, but I don't think it's very common that the husband doesn't want his wife sleeping around and flaunting it, but is too beta to do anything. Certainly most of the "Husband in the same room watching the bull fuck his wife" scenarios have to be consensual. And that's really my fetish, not so much the cheating aspect. Watching someone you devote your life to telling you you're a shitty lover and seeking pleasure from better lovers, while still keeping you around for money/oral sex or whatever.

44 min later 4691536 Anonymous
>>4691499 yes, and then i would pull the shirt down so it wraps under my legs, fart, and hold her inside

44 min later 4691537 Anonymous (1342800283054.gif 293x267 676kB)
Hey has Pony or Die been released or what?

44 min later 4691539 Anonymous (YEAH! UH!.gif 604x372 1059kB)
>>4691473 Sorry, have a pink.

44 min later 4691541 Anonymous (Hurrr.png 234x229 83kB)
>>4691509 >mfw

44 min later 4691545 Wolf Nanaki (1347474505124.png 1000x750 157kB)
>>4691157 I like zebras. Zebras are nice. Please update Ask Ice Pack. He's cute. But we need buffalo too.

44 min later 4691546 Anonymous (cmc.png 1800x890 493kB)
Which grown up CMC do you prefer?

44 min later 4691547 Anonymous
>>4691536 What if pone turned out to like that

44 min later 4691548 Anonymous (HYPER GAY.png 1280x960 1111kB)
>>4691522 Still not as gay as this.

44 min later 4691549 Glitter Glue (fat dash.png 764x659 109kB)
>>4691529 chubby ponies you say

44 min later 4691551 Anonymous
>>4691386 I'd do anything for her.

45 min later 4691555 Anonymous
>>4691539 You are now imagining Pinkie trying to get in your pants nonsexually

45 min later 4691556 Anonymous
>>4691531 Why are you using that name constantly now?

45 min later 4691558 Anonymous (Dash Rarity Pinkie Eating Chubby.png 1280x620 327kB)
>>4691529 Would you let your chubby pony get fucked by a chubby bull?

45 min later 4691559 Anonymous
>>4691531 >or plays along to humor her husband's fetish From everything I've seen, this is usually the case.

45 min later 4691562 Anonymous
>>4691547 then I would do it to her every chance I got

45 min later 4691563 Anonymous (e4b4175e2adf56f21741bca5199a093c.png 861x1139 1145kB)
>>4691522 >stalliontrain I like the train stallion

45 min later 4691564 Anonymous (Paraplegic master.png 1459x3034 1891kB)


45 min later 4691566 Anonymous
>>4691549 >far left I would a dash insecure about her weight, all while insulting her and making her cry.

45 min later 4691569 Anonymous
>>4691528 HAHAHAHA

45 min later 4691570 Anonymous
>>4691546 Right Sweetie and Scoot, left Applebloom

45 min later 4691571 Entertaining (dashsaddle.png 937x723 296kB)
>>4691466 Haven't seen him in a long time. If I ever seem him again I will make sure to tell him to visit >>4691470 Bought an intuos 4 tablet, it somewhat helps with that sensitivity but still under the learning curve. Also here ya go, something he drew a while back (ironically)

46 min later 4691572 Anonymous (1344568066110.png 225x323 51kB)
>>4691546 >those Sweeties

46 min later 4691573 Anonymous
>>4691526 Adorable as fuck yo.

46 min later 4691575 Anonymous
>>4691386 What do you have in mind ?

46 min later 4691578 Anonymous (1328346852514.jpg 500x476 83kB)
>>4691549 ... Go on ...

46 min later 4691579 Anonymous
>>4691546 Far left

46 min later 4691580 Anonymous
>>4691556 Because I'm an attention whore. Also lets people who don't want constant FETISH FETISH FETISH filter me.

46 min later 4691583 Anonymous
>>4691555 >She grinds against you mid dance and manages to undo your belt and unbutton your pants before you realize what is going on. >She moves away and you have to scramble to keep your pants on.

46 min later 4691584 Anonymous
>>4691558 No I wouldn't because I'm not an impotent omega. I can fuck my chubby pony myself

46 min later 4691586 Anonymous
>>4691548 You know, I'm pretty gay, and even I think those drawers are a little bit much.

46 min later 4691590 Anonymous
>>4691571 can you draw fluttershy's butt?

46 min later 4691591 Anonymous
>>4691564 lel ranbo das is a slave so hot clopclopclop xd upboat

46 min later 4691593 Anonymous
>>4691558 I don't have a fat fetish like Ross, but god if I don't like bigger women with dem curves.

46 min later 4691594 Anonymous
>>4691546 Right AB is better, but Scoots and Sweetie are better on the left.

47 min later 4691595 Anonymous (1332856272031.png 475x477 143kB)
>>4691545 What if a Zebra male prostitute meets a female Buffalo truck driver

47 min later 4691597 Anonymous (136770 - anthro artist-Iopichio dick foalcon I_like_trains i_lold penis pip pip-squeak promontory.jpg 1000x1417 588kB)
>>4691563 Promontory is best train stallion.

47 min later 4691598 Anonymous
>>4691571 Is Jo owz still alive? Will you stream S3?

47 min later 4691602 Anonymous
>>4691499 no, but only because i would have a heart attack and die.

47 min later 4691604 Anonymous
>>4691546 Right applebloom with the left one's cutie mark.

48 min later 4691610 chistery
>>4691586 I remember the old XY Magazines. They had ads for those kind of underwear every other page. It's really, really gay.

48 min later 4691616 Anonymous
>>4691546 Applebloom with the Handkerchief That is adorable

48 min later 4691617 Entertaining
>>4691598 Maybe. Probably not, I might be working overseas for a job.

48 min later 4691618 Anonymous
>>4691595 >Together they fight crime.

48 min later 4691622 Anonymous
>>4691597 Goddamn it I shouldn't laugh, but I sure am.

48 min later 4691626 Anonymous (1347737309997.gif 536x524 923kB)
>>4691597

48 min later 4691627 Scrubbing Bubbles
Would you turn off the heat on a cold night so the only way to be warm is to stay under the covers with your pony?

49 min later 4691632 Anonymous
>>4691616 >she uses it to wipe off cumstains

49 min later 4691633 Anonymous
>>4691522 >filename contains SB in capital letters what the actual fuck

49 min later 4691635 Anonymous
>>4691627 yes, I would make it even warmer with my farts

49 min later 4691641 Anonymous
>>4691627 >running the heat in the first place do I look like I'm made of money?

49 min later 4691644 Anonymous
>>4691627 >no hiding the blankets and saying they are in the wash so the only way to get warm is maximum cuddles

49 min later 4691645 Deafdefiler
>>4691627 No, but I'd stay warm under the covers with my pony so I could turn off the heat and save on the energy bill.

49 min later 4691646 Anonymous
>>4691597 >Pip 'sheaths' his sword. >Everyone could hear the screaming.

50 min later 4691647 Anonymous (1348198274051.png 1224x2000 302kB)
>>4691617 Well, shit...

50 min later 4691648 Anonymous
>>4691627 Yes but no. I'd turn off the heat because its fucking expensive to run.

50 min later 4691649 Anonymous
I was gone all day did i miss any news about the show i mean

50 min later 4691650 Anonymous (1323232454.jpg 372x399 38kB)
>>4691591

50 min later 4691656 Anonymous
>>4691551 >"Anything?" >chuckling ominously, she rests her hands on your shoulders, pressing her breasts against your back as she whispers into your ear >"Well, you've let your hands have their fair share of fun..." >her hands slip around your sides, coming to rest on your chest >"It's only natural that the Great and Powerful Trixie should have her turn as well...no?"

50 min later 4691657 Anonymous (1347972856696.jpg 345x292 23kB)
>>4691633 OH SHIT

50 min later 4691658 Anonymous
>>4691650 I'll call now

50 min later 4691659 Anonymous
>>4691627 I prefer sleeping cool I can't sleep well when it's too warm

50 min later 4691661 Anonymous
>>4691650 LOOKS LIKE NOTHER SCORCHA

50 min later 4691664 Anonymous
>>4691627 >Not having a furnace pony that makes heat free.

50 min later 4691665 Anonymous (tumblr_m8cd2csSUd1rr6qgao1_1280.png 959x1280 772kB)
>>4691633 Random character generation is fun.

50 min later 4691669 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIqikVRz2rs&feature=player_detailpage#t=1366s Sweetie Belle is getting mad at Minecraft listen to her scream.

51 min later 4691670 Anonymous (1348614911384.jpg 436x436 29kB)
Just some more weeks...

52 min later 4691677 Anonymous
>>4691661 COOL

52 min later 4691680 Anonymous
>>4691656 Yes it is.

52 min later 4691681 Anonymous (AIR CONDITIONER BROKEN.png 1024x3692 2313kB)
>>4691627 Lyra pls

52 min later 4691682 Anonymous (1346893102221.png 499x433 195kB)
>>4691669 I dont give a fuck if she is Sweetie Belle. That's fucking annoying and I'd slap her. I fucking hate kids.

52 min later 4691686 Anonymous
>>4691670 >Comic >show >possible movie A new golden age will come

52 min later 4691687 Anonymous
>>4691571 applebloom tangled up in her cute bow

52 min later 4691688 Anonymous
>>4691669 I am truly sorry for her lots

52 min later 4691691 Anonymous
Which pony waifu would be most excited when she learned I was bi?

53 min later 4691693 Anonymous
>>4691656 Fair's fair

53 min later 4691694 Anonymous (Dash Hug.png 865x923 1235kB)
>>4691627 Yes. I like the thought of it getting cooler progressively throughout the night gently forcing pony to hug me tighter.

53 min later 4691695 Anonymous (thumb.jpg 192x184 5kB)
>>4691669 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIqikVRz2rs&feature=player_detailpage#t=1366s she is not cute anymore

53 min later 4691698 Anonymous
>>4691617 That sucks. Oh well, good luck in your job bro!

53 min later 4691705 Anonymous
>>4691669 whelp sweetie bell confirmed for worst CMC

53 min later 4691706 Anonymous (furnace pony (2).png 761x988 252kB)
>>4691664 Her time here was too short

54 min later 4691714 Anonymous
>>4691669 That's annoying as fuck but I'm pretty sure she's just doing that for the camera.

54 min later 4691715 Anonymous
>>4691694 >dem Dash feels the other night

54 min later 4691716 Anonymous (You'll Call Now.png 438x427 375kB)
>>4691650

54 min later 4691718 Anonymous
>>4691706 Her and Waterbottle pony Both are great on cool nights

54 min later 4691721 Anonymous
>>4691706 Not >She had a good run but now she's furnaced.

54 min later 4691724 Anonymous
>>4691695 No, dude, she's more adorable than ever. Imagine that strangled scream as you break her hymen.

55 min later 4691728 Anonymous
>>4691705 >>4691695 >>4691682 >MLPG only likes serious VA that play serious games and listen to serious music that also eat serious food.

55 min later 4691729 Anonymous
>>4691681 We need more Lyra feels.

55 min later 4691730 Anonymous
>>4691706 Would you prefer furnace pone to have a scalding hot, cast iron belly, or a pleasantly warm stiff-yet-pliable fleshy belly?

55 min later 4691731 Anonymous
>>4691706 We got a little burned out Anon. The spark will rekindle later Im sure.

55 min later 4691732 Anonymous
>>4691721 Oh come on, she's a grate pony. All she needs is for someone to stoke some interest in the subject, and she won't even have to ash you for more attention.

55 min later 4691738 Anonymous (20398012984.jpg 435x435 15kB)
>>4691724 Megasweet please

55 min later 4691739 Anonymous (shrek x skrillex otp.png 400x489 211kB)
>>4691706 >too short I think you meant her time here is ogre.

56 min later 4691741 Anonymous
>>4691728 No. I just said I just hate kids. If Tara was acting like that I'd hate her too.

56 min later 4691742 Anonymous
Which pony walked into your college classroom, sat down right next to you without even saying hello, tooted, then blamed you?

56 min later 4691744 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>4691728 the hell is serous food?

56 min later 4691745 Anonymous (hot water bottle pone 1 colored.png 1280x1024 447kB)
>>4691718 my nigga

56 min later 4691749 Anonymous
>>4691724 oops, I didn't mean to break it. If I get a new one to replace it, will that be okay? I don't know where to shop for them though. I don't really even know what it is. Sounds like a kind of vase

56 min later 4691750 Anonymous
>>4691728 there is a difference between being silly and being annoying.

56 min later 4691754 Anonymous
>>4691730 Oh definitely the latter

56 min later 4691755 Anonymous
>>4691721 >Implying we can't stoke her back into the heat of our conversations.

56 min later 4691756 Anonymous
>>4691732 God damn it. Fuck you. I'm no good at this pun shit.

56 min later 4691757 Anonymous
>>4691742 Farty Butts

56 min later 4691760 Anonymous
>>4691744 Grapes. Grape is no laughing matter.

57 min later 4691768 Anonymous (Lyra's Human Fanon.png 1280x2220 430kB)
>>4691729 This one's my favorite. Awkward Lyra is best Lyra.

57 min later 4691771 Anonymous (1296937562582.jpg 415x351 35kB)
>>4691739 >that pic WHAT I CAN'T USE ENOUGH WHAT TO CONVEY MY WHAT

57 min later 4691772 Anonymous
>>4691742 fluttershy, she apologizes after class

57 min later 4691773 Anonymous (130777573088.gif 450x360 304kB)
>>4691728 i don't like a VA who acts like a crazy spoiled brat

57 min later 4691774 Anonymous
>>4691730 >fleshy I don't know I like pleasantly warm And Stiffy-yet-pliable But fleshy doesn't sound like quite the right adjective

57 min later 4691777 Anonymous
>>4691754 You could rest your head on her big ol' belly and listen to the fire crackle inside while she snoozed

58 min later 4691782 Test
>synchtube /r/ dooks

58 min later 4691783 Anonymous
>>4691760 i will grape you in the mouth

58 min later 4691784 Anonymous
>>4691744 FLAMING WATER PISSED OFF WASPS GRAPES THAT RAPE. WORMS (THE KIND THAT GROW 10 FEET INSIDE OF YOU)

58 min later 4691786 Anonymous (1342539719392.png 1600x1598 249kB)
>>4691768 Awkwardness is...my fetish.

58 min later 4691788 Anonymous
>>4691755 I still we need to iron some things about before we can really stoke the flames.

58 min later 4691789 Anonymous (HymenVariants.jpg 313x447 736kB)
>>4691749 The shapes vary wildly. Which pony has which? Remember, horses have hymens.

58 min later 4691790 Anonymous
>>4691756 sorry

58 min later 4691794 Scrubbing Bubbles
Would you let pony sleep in bed with you? What if there is only the one good pillow?

58 min later 4691797 Anonymous
>>4691760 Nobody laughs when grape happens.

58 min later 4691798 Anonymous
>>4691728 I only like VAs that listen to Neutral Milk Hotel and the Microphones. Can't have them listening to that silly kiddy music.

58 min later 4691800 Anonymous
>>4691783 I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you

59 min later 4691803 Deafdefiler
>>4691789 But horses don't have hymens.

59 min later 4691804 Anonymous (1345554093605.jpg 1000x1000 381kB)


59 min later 4691807 Anonymous
>>4691790 no don't say that. I'm sorry I got a little heated.

59 min later 4691811 Anonymous
>>4691794 >i use pillow >pone uses me as pillow Problem solved. >implying we'd get any sleep

59 min later 4691812 Anonymous
>>4691798 Do you think any of the VAs have good taste in music? My bet's on the Snips/Magnet guy. He looks kinda hipstery

59 min later 4691815 Anonymous
>>4691777 >forgot to open a window or your door >you're dead from carbon monoxide poisoning the next morning >she cries over your lifeless body, blaming herself

59 min later 4691817 Anonymous
>>4691794 It's ok, fluttershy would be my pillow

1 hours later 4691818 Anonymous
>>4691812 >hipsters >good taste in music pick one

1 hours later 4691820 Scrubbing Bubbles
>>4691797 Is that why Twilight is so unfunny then? Cause she's grape colored?

1 hours later 4691827 Anonymous
>>4691803 But they do. http://www.horseadvice.com/horse/messages/4/25680.html

1 hours later 4691832 Anonymous
>>4691812 >hipsters >into good music It's all toilet sounds.

1 hours later 4691833 Anonymous
>>4691800 >>4691783 >wkuk pls

1 hours later 4691834 Anonymous
>>4691815 ABLOO BLOO BLOO

1 hours later 4691836 Wolf Nanaki (wizardfaec.png 327x253 61kB)
So uh All of Jay's blogs are gone. What did you guys do?

1 hours later 4691837 Anonymous (1346219742225.png 784x700 195kB)
>>4691804 Chrysalis goop is best goop

1 hours later 4691842 Anonymous
>>4691815 >Her magic pone tears bring you back to life >Hug each other for hours afterward >She accidentally admits she loves you her hysteria

1 hours later 4691843 Anonymous
>>4691794 pone could use me as a pillow if they liked.

1 hours later 4691844 Anonymous
>>4691836 We won.

1 hours later 4691849 Anonymous
>>4691836 >what did you guys do We don't raid so don't fucking ask us what "we" did, faggot.

1 hours later 4691854 Anonymous (tumblr_mavrnzhKFZ1rrqyz3o1_400.jpg 400x454 59kB)
>>4691836

1 hours later 4691855 Anonymous
>>4691782 put spoilers in between the words and dots

1 hours later 4691856 Anonymous (TheDayNatureFailed.png 1000x1210 356kB)
>>4691836 We did what Nature failed to do.

1 hours later 4691859 Anonymous
>>4691836 Clearly, the greater autism won.

1 hours later 4691867 Anonymous (manotaur.gif 498x280 1026kB)
>>4691836

1 hours later 4691869 Anonymous (Rarity and Spike minus souls.png 858x575 164kB)
Do you want to see more Spike and Rarity interaction or less?

1 hours later 4691870 Anonymous (this has no right to look as cozy as it does.png 1502x1903 663kB)
>>4691837 Would you be a love battery suspended in Chrysalis Goop?

1 hours later 4691871 chistery
>>4691836 So I guess we'll never know which Dallas Moment Little Miss Rarity is going to live through next. That's very acceptable.

1 hours later 4691877 Anonymous
>>4691832 >>4691818 well, I meant "not as bad as what most people listen to", not really "good" no music is good

1 hours later 4691881 Anonymous
>>4691869 I think its at a good balance already

1 hours later 4691884 Anonymous
>>4691869 If by "interaction" you mean sex then yes, much more

1 hours later 4691885 Anonymous
>>4691870 YES

1 hours later 4691890 Anonymous
>>4691856 >10 pound backpack hehehhehhe

1 hours later 4691892 Anonymous (Tasteslikepeaches.jpg 3128x2600 920kB)
>>4691870 Nah I'd just give fluttershy to her

1 hours later 4691893 Juice
>>4691669 She sounds like she's getting fucked.

1 hours later 4691895 Anonymous (The star of the show appears.png 643x566 124kB)
>>4691869 Depends on how badly it goes for Spike.

1 hours later 4691896 Anonymous
Does anyone have pics of Sleepy? I need them for.....uhg, study

1 hours later 4691901 Anonymous
>>4690785 The AJ cosplayer Get her to remove all of that glitter gunk and other nonsense and we may have something. As for the others, no.

1 hours later 4691902 Anonymous
>>4691871 Hell with that. No more of that bullshit, period. It's like we can hang a giant 'VICTORY' banner on the ship like Bush did and it would actually mean something.

1 hours later 4691903 Anonymous
>>4691867 I stared at this for at least 50 seconds and then just started cracking up for some reason

1 hours later 4691904 Anonymous (Multiplayer Cave Explorer.png 1500x1264 381kB)
>>4691885 Would you like company?

1 hours later 4691907 Anonymous
>>4691869 I want more, that give me >feels

1 hours later 4691912 Anonymous
>>4691896 Better be studying magnets nigga.

1 hours later 4691916 chistery (a_plus_student_by_twilightflopple-d4q0046.png 1114x842 1845kB)
>>4691869 Oh god my heart. I prefer that Rarity and Spike cute to this.

1 hours later 4691917 Anonymous (Sleepy Head Rose Yawning.png 636x459 285kB)
>>4691896 This is one of my favorites

1 hours later 4691922 Anonymous
>>4691844 >>4691849 >>4691854 >>4691856 >>4691859 >>4691867 >>4691871 I bring it up earlier and i just get jumped on for talking about it. This fucking faglord brings it up and now everyone cares and is responding to it. Fuck you MLPG, fuck you.

1 hours later 4691925 Anonymous (honk.png 502x606 276kB)
Which pony is most likely to become a rapist?

1 hours later 4691926 Anonymous
>>4691916 >belly button No sir, I don't like it

1 hours later 4691927 Anonymous
>>4691917 IS THAT A SWALOT

1 hours later 4691928 Anonymous
>>4691912 How can I study magnets without magnet week?

1 hours later 4691929 Anonymous
>>4691922 Daytime pls go

1 hours later 4691930 Anonymous
>>4691856 hahahaha when did Corwin do that?

1 hours later 4691932 Anonymous
>>4691904 THE MORE THE MERRIER

1 hours later 4691934 Anonymous
>>4691922 We just don't like you.

1 hours later 4691938 Anonymous
>>4691925 Spike

1 hours later 4691940 Anonymous (eternalvirginity.png 522x272 45kB)
>>4691895 Probably badly.

1 hours later 4691942 Test
http://www . synchtube . com/r/dooks

1 hours later 4691943 Juice
>>4691869 I want to see a resolution to that storyline, and then no more of it.

1 hours later 4691946 Anonymous
>>4691925 Pinkie She'd think it was a game. She'd think "Stop" was just like the "Stop" when she tickles someone.

1 hours later 4691948 Anonymous (TheDayNatureFailed(2).png 1000x1210 429kB)
>>4691930 A while ago.

1 hours later 4691949 Anonymous
>>4691922 MLPG is an amorphous thing. Sometimes the people who shout things down aren't looking while the ones who enjoy ripping people apart are.

1 hours later 4691952 Anonymous
>>4691932 >>4691904 Would you sexually a mindwashed pony while inside Chrysalis?

1 hours later 4691960 Anonymous
>>4691922 First of all I made a joke about our autism. Second I just got here a little while ago, so how about you chill a bit bro.

1 hours later 4691961 Anonymous
>>4691932 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NocwTvB7puU

1 hours later 4691965 Anonymous
>>4691942 ffs http://www . synchtube . com/r/dooks THERE

1 hours later 4691966 Anonymous
>>4691927 I'll make her sawllow heh he heh by gently closing her mouth so it doesnt dry out and resting beside her

1 hours later 4691967 Anonymous
>>4691942 No you don't need to actually have anything spoilered. Like [/sBoiler]This Like This

1 hours later 4691979 Anonymous (chrysalis vores twilight.png 1180x1232 976kB)
>>4691892 >Just Fluttershy >Not Twilight and the rest of the main 6 She's very hungry~

1 hours later 4691980 Anonymous
>>4691967 Oh jesus I fucked that up Like[sBoiler][/sBoiler]This Like This

1 hours later 4691981 chistery
>>4691946 We've been over this. That's probably right. In fact it's probably going to be addressed in Season Three with some "sometimes what you like isn't what other people like" as Pinkie takes a parlor game WAY too far.

1 hours later 4691983 Anonymous
>>4691680 >"That's what I thought." >one of her hands slips under the fabric of your shirt, the cool sensation of her palm tickling your flesh >she brushes her fingers against your chest, letting her fingertips probe the contours of your muscles >"Hmm~" >you flinch in surprise as her free hand abruptly squeezes your butt with her free hand >"Oooh~" she coos with a devious giggle. "So tightly-wound~" >she slips her hand down your chest, tracing her fingers along the ridge down the middle of your abs, all the way to your beltline >"Let's see how you like THIS." >she grabs your groin, giving the bulge in your pants a good squeeze >"..." >she squeezes it again, more deliberately this time >"...Hm." >she squeezes a third time, kneading the bulge slightly beneath her fingers >"Hmmmmm~" >"The Great and Powerful Trixie... thinks she will extend her generous offer some more~"

1 hours later 4691985 Anonymous (i'm your venus.png 532x355 303kB)
>>4691669 >Claire is overacting for your entertainment >you're eating it up and she knows it >she will overtake Tara Strong some day

1 hours later 4691986 Anonymous
>>4691948 >David Hasselhoff MY SIDES THEY ARE OBLITERATED

1 hours later 4691987 Anonymous
>>4691967 >>4691980 Furnace pone pls

1 hours later 4691993 Anonymous (one_more_night_by_imalou-d5f1fvh.png 900x675 786kB)
What if pone was for sexually

1 hours later 4691996 Anonymous (177244 - Chrysalis fat fat_pony giant macro vore.jpg 1280x1276 153kB)
>>4691932 Your sure it wouldn't get too impersonal?

1 hours later 4691999 Anonymous
>>4691979 >"Give me the Rainbow Da-" >"NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!"

1 hours later 4692001 Anonymous
>>4691993 Gah, no.

1 hours later 4692004 Anonymous
>>4691985 Yeah, it's almost like wigging out is something kids find funny and easy to reproduce. Oh wait-

1 hours later 4692005 Anonymous
>>4691993 yikes!

1 hours later 4692006 Anonymous (1347527540893.png 705x546 192kB)
>>4691896

1 hours later 4692007 Anonymous (1348429407476.gif 360x428 1947kB)
>>4691967 >>4691980

1 hours later 4692014 Anonymous
>>4691993 I would fall in love with them and want to take them away for a better life

1 hours later 4692017 Anonymous
>>4692007 No I did the second one correctly, I was trying to demonstrate how it looked on his end and how it would appear. I'm sorry.

1 hours later 4692020 Anonymous (1348263473090.jpg 400x402 30kB)
So, as far as flying animals go, Pegasi are pretty damn incredible. Capable of withstanding insane G-forces, light as a feather, and capable of breaking the sound barrier. But despite this, there's a question on my mind: How high of an altitude can a Pegasus obtain before experiencing adverse effects? For the sake of this discussion we'll make a couple of assumptions. We'll assume that basic physics and biology is in effect, and we'll also assume that whatever world Equestria is located on has a finite atmosphere with the same density and distribution as Earth. We haven't really seen much high-altitude flying yet so we don't really have any precedent for this. Would there even be an issue? Would Pegasi have biological mechanisms to allow high-altitude flight? Would they be more prone to nosebleeds and experience more severe bleeding in Cloudsdale? Discuss niggas.

1 hours later 4692021 Anonymous
I would almost feel a tiny, tiny twinge of pity for Jay if he weren't an art thief, for which he can burn in hell for all I care.

1 hours later 4692022 Juice
>>4692006 I thought this was humanized for a second

1 hours later 4692023 Anonymous
>>4692006 This is my favorite Sleepyhead picture I just wanna climb right into those pajamas with her and cuddle

1 hours later 4692030 Anonymous
>>4692023 >Clothing big enough to contain you and your favorite pony I'm liking this idea

1 hours later 4692037 Juice
>>4692020 it'sa cartoon

1 hours later 4692039 Anonymous
>>4692030 What if the pony was just really big?

1 hours later 4692043 Anonymous
>>4692020 Im more interested in pony scrunches.

1 hours later 4692044 Anonymous
>>4692037 youra cartoon

1 hours later 4692047 Anonymous (1326784432689.png 852x848 166kB)
>>4692030 What if clothing was pony

1 hours later 4692048 Anonymous
>>4692020 I brought this up a few days back. Lift stops working when the atmosphere starts to get less dense. So they just hit a point where they get too light headed and physically can't go any higher, though i'm not sure which happens first.

1 hours later 4692050 Anonymous
>>4692039 Also acceptable

1 hours later 4692051 Anonymous
>>4692020 >cartoons Now apply our physics to pegasi. AND TA-DA, THEY JUST CRUSHED ALL THEIR BONES AND ORGANS.

1 hours later 4692053 Anonymous
Would you let Big Mac spoon you on the couch?

1 hours later 4692054 Anonymous (SleepyHeadThinkingAboutSleeping.png 412x537 78kB)
>>4691896

1 hours later 4692061 Anonymous
>>4692014 That's how you get knifed and your house robbed, friend.

1 hours later 4692062 Anonymous
>>4691983 oh god yes

1 hours later 4692063 Anonymous
>>4692020 >light as a feather I don't know man. They sem to weight as much as a normal pony. I mean the can fly thanks t magic so I guess they would be immune to most problems that would be caused by being at a high altitude

1 hours later 4692065 Anonymous
>>4691983 Sounds like you've found something you like, oh Great and Power Trixie.

1 hours later 4692067 Anonymous
>>4692053 Yes.

1 hours later 4692068 Anonymous (outsidemymindnothingisreal.png 324x345 56kB)


1 hours later 4692071 Juice
>>4692044 i'mnatta cartoon youra cartoon

1 hours later 4692073 Anonymous
>>4691996 What if you were the only one she liked enough to keep? she'd never tell you it, of course, but the other ponies she eats and drains are eventually completely consumed, but you never are? Would you feel safe in her stomach, knowing that for whatever reason, maybe that you produce such pure love, maybe that that she thinks of you as something more than just a battery, she doesn't want anything bad to happen to you? Would you start to get excited when you felt her pounce, followed by the telltale vibrations that meant you would have a new roommate soon?

1 hours later 4692075 Anonymous
>>4691985 I'M YOUR FIRE

1 hours later 4692080 Anonymous
>>4692063 dyewts Pony is so light it barely leaves a hoofprint on cake

1 hours later 4692084 Anonymous
>>4692053 Only if he treated me like a mare, ignoring my cock entirely, holding me close against him, and cumming deep inside me.

1 hours later 4692086 Anonymous
>>4692071 What if There's a portal to Equestria in the ground like in Space Jam and all we have to do is play golf with Larry Bird and Newman to get there and also Michael Jordan can come too?

1 hours later 4692087 Anonymous
>>4692075 YOU'RE DESIRE

1 hours later 4692089 Anonymous
>>4692053 Nah, despite possible size differences I'd be the big spoon so I have easier access, if you know what I mean.

1 hours later 4692091 Anonymous
>>4692075 YOUR DESIRE!

1 hours later 4692094 Anonymous
>>4691993 How much for both of them ?

1 hours later 4692102 Anonymous
>>4692080 I don't give a Flying Feather

1 hours later 4692104 Anonymous
>>4692086 >The catch is. >You have to beat them.

1 hours later 4692113 Anonymous
>>4692084 What if he just wanted to watch TV with you after a long day on the farm?

1 hours later 4692114 Anonymous
>>4692063 You ever seen the Powerpoint where some guy discusses the physics of MLP and concludes that the butterflies are made of dark matter?

1 hours later 4692115 Anonymous
Can the ponies defeat Slender man?

1 hours later 4692117 Anonymous
>>4692080 Care to explain? I really don't remember anything right now

1 hours later 4692122 Anonymous
>>4692086 >no Bill Murray No deal

1 hours later 4692123 Anonymous
>>4692094 60 bits wrapped, 100 bits raw, and you get half off if you can make them cum

1 hours later 4692124 Anonymous
>>4691965 Were so alone.

1 hours later 4692131 Anonymous
>>4692115 I'd say the chances are pretty slim.

1 hours later 4692133 Anonymous
>>4692020 >Rainbow Dash goes full Tony Stark when she hears about the highest a Pegasi can fly. >Ice on wings isn't fun when you are falling to your death.

1 hours later 4692134 Anonymous
>>4691993 Oh man, I would definitely pay the extra $20 to get to choke that scootaloo while we did it. I'd love to break down her world weary facade and make her bawl.

1 hours later 4692138 Anonymous
>>4692053 >Have all these fantasies about cuddling a little pony and curling up around them >Mac could do that for you I... Oh gosh um... I shouldn't want that.

1 hours later 4692139 Anonymous
>>4692115 Ponies don't have twenty dollars.

1 hours later 4692145 Anonymous
>>4692138 Why not, anon? I'm sure he'd be nice and gentle with you

1 hours later 4692151 Anonymous (1335130376699.gif 480x270 2363kB)
>>4692117

1 hours later 4692153 Anonymous (1348523819486.gif 350x211 1408kB)
>>4692104 We'd better get practicing then hadn't we? Someone draw ponies golfing... >>4692122 ...with Bill Murray

1 hours later 4692155 chistery
>>4692053 If he's had a rough day, sure. Otherwise it's going to fuck up my back. Sorry, Mac.

1 hours later 4692156 Anonymous
>>4692123 Any other restrictions ?

1 hours later 4692158 Anonymous
>>4692138 Just think, he'd be feeling all the comforting and protective feelings you imagine. And you'd get to feel so safe and secure in his embrace.

1 hours later 4692163 Anonymous
>>4692151 >Panka Now thats cheating

1 hours later 4692164 Anonymous
>>4692138 Hey I've said it before and I'll say it again. I have zero attraction to guys, but I would a magical cartoon stallion hard, or receive one.

1 hours later 4692165 Anonymous
>>4692114 Yes That made me want to try to find out how much lift their wings could generate and find their wieght that way. After a While I gave up because i didn't know how to calculate it base on an approximation of the surface of their wing and average number of flaps per second

1 hours later 4692168 Anonymous
>>4692151 >Pinkie is able to control baked goods. >She is a pastry bender.

1 hours later 4692169 Anonymous
>>4692151 Would you still eat a cake a pony stepped in?

1 hours later 4692170 Anonymous (gaben.jpg 640x421 70kB)
What's his favorite pony ship ?

1 hours later 4692179 Anonymous
>>4692169 I'd certainly still eat a cake that a pony tooted on

1 hours later 4692182 Anonymous
>>4692164 Because it's not even vaguely man-shaped. You could grow to be attracted to "the other" if it's disparate from The Thing You Must Not Fuck.

1 hours later 4692184 Anonymous
>>4692151 So that means I could tie them to a remote controlled helicopter and fly them around?

1 hours later 4692187 Anonymous
>>4692170 MLPG

1 hours later 4692193 Anonymous
>>4692169 Hell I'd heat the cake while she was steeping on me

1 hours later 4692194 Anonymous
>>4692170 MLPG

1 hours later 4692197 Anonymous
>>4692156 Any weird stuff is extra.

1 hours later 4692199 Anonymous
>>4692170 Gaben only approves of friendship.

1 hours later 4692200 Anonymous
>>4692170 Applejack and John Freeman

1 hours later 4692201 Anonymous
>>4692168 That's Twilight's Magic horn Fix cake spell

1 hours later 4692202 Anonymous
>>4692170 Well I know for a fact that his favorite pony's Thundercunt, let's just go from there

1 hours later 4692206 Anonymous (teehee.jpg 627x638 53kB)
>>4692170 Squigglekicker, natch.

1 hours later 4692208 Anonymous
>>4692179 What if she shat on it and her poop tastes like the flavor of the cake?

1 hours later 4692210 Anonymous (1346186190483.jpg 614x304 62kB)
>>4692170 he ship 3 ponies

1 hours later 4692211 Anonymous
>>4692170 MLPG

1 hours later 4692214 Anonymous (1346294868939.png 800x589 501kB)
>>4692170

1 hours later 4692216 Anonymous
>>4692134 >breaking through a pony's protective shell >they thought they were strong, too hard for things like this to affect them >it makes it so much sweeter when they fall to pieces, when you make them realize what they are. Garbage, less than a pet, less than a toy, not even a tool. God damn, I try not to do this with ponies

1 hours later 4692217 Anonymous
>>4692200 >Not Derpy and Frohman

1 hours later 4692218 chistery
>>4692170 Dash/Rarity. Because fuck it, he wants to think of the sounds of a Mid-Atlantic accented lady in the throes of passion.

1 hours later 4692221 Anonymous
>>4692217 Actually yeah that one is better.

1 hours later 4692223 Anonymous (1343253167821.gif 320x240 510kB)
I think I like the band I Fight Dragons How pleb am I?

1 hours later 4692225 Anonymous (1331435804932.gif 299x339 2148kB)
>>4692151 All it takes is a few balloons to keep her afloat. Light as fuck.

1 hours later 4692226 Deafdefiler
>>4692206 But Valve hates Apple.

1 hours later 4692228 Anonymous
>>4692214 >best horses >best ship >best game company ceo it just lines up too well.

1 hours later 4692231 Anonymous
>>4692170 Oh god when that interview was posted on /v/ >The day Gaben 404'd our hearts

1 hours later 4692233 Anonymous
>>4692216 Do you spit on her when you finish before wiping yourself off on her matted fur, leaving her to cry by herself?

1 hours later 4692237 Anonymous (SuchIsLifeOnTheSSFagballs.jpg 2000x2000 281kB)
>>4692211 >>4692194 >>4692187 It's a small ship, but it floats well and the crew is strong in spirit and body. This image needs to get updated.

1 hours later 4692241 chistery
>>4692225 Cartoon balloons work on UP! science. That doesn't well reflect how heavy she really is. Also > cartoon physics

1 hours later 4692244 Anonymous
>>4692231 That was pretty funny. I'm not usually one to take cheap pleasure in other people's rage, what that was just beautiful.

1 hours later 4692246 Anonymous
>>4692208 soashamedpony pls yes I would

1 hours later 4692249 Anonymous
>>4692223 klondike tier phelb

1 hours later 4692253 Anonymous
>>4692231 >implying i diddnt break the news weeks earlier and they all thought i shooped those email pictures. i never felt so smug then the day that inverview went out.

1 hours later 4692258 Anonymous
>>4692225 I was gonna say "those could be filled with some kind of super ultra negative helium", but there's a lower bound to that at perfect vacuum, so if we assume air pressure of one atm and can figure out the volume of those balloons we have an absolute upper bound on panka's weight.

1 hours later 4692260 Anonymous
>>4692233 Why would I wipe myself on her fur? I'm staying in long enough for her to not be wet any more, then fuck her a few more times for pain. Then simply leave. The whore doesn't so much as deserve to hand me a washcloth in the bath.

1 hours later 4692261 Anonymous (the night is young, go out and play.png 1227x900 493kB)


1 hours later 4692263 Anonymous
>>4692246 would you eat the poop right out of her lovely hole?

1 hours later 4692265 Anonymous
>>4692241 You know that we ignored the "It's a cartoon" part to have fun right?

1 hours later 4692266 Anonymous (molting_by_peroro-d567ibs.jpg 2550x3300 2817kB)
There is somehting about her pose that turns me on

1 hours later 4692268 Anonymous (1328077638283.png 1024x692 211kB)
>>4692170

1 hours later 4692269 Anonymous (Nathan.png 900x861 111kB)
>>4692231 >All those people taking screenshots of them ending their Steam accounts because their Gaben turned traitor to the great pony menace.

1 hours later 4692279 chistery
>>4692265 No, I meant the greentext as in "I shouldn't take myself so seriously in this." I mean it's just cartoon physics.

1 hours later 4692280 Anonymous
>>4692226 >valve hates Apple >thats why steam is available on all versions of OSX

1 hours later 4692285 Anonymous
>>4692197 How does 200 bits sound for some bondage, some toys, and a night of cuddles ?

1 hours later 4692288 Anonymous
>>4692280 Steam is, not nearly all the games.

1 hours later 4692290 Anonymous
>>4692279 but ponies are serious business

1 hours later 4692291 Anonymous
>>4692258 And what exactly would that be?

1 hours later 4692295 Anonymous
>>4692266 that anatomy is atrocious.

1 hours later 4692297 Anonymous
>>4692280 Well even if they do hate Apple, Gaben is just bro enough to not leave the people out who are stuck with them.

1 hours later 4692298 Anonymous
>>4692221 >Frohman orders a thousand extra crates >Derpy drops the order, smashes the crates before anyone can find out

1 hours later 4692301 Anonymous
>>4692269 The screencap of "Valvedrones" saying that they would give the show a try because Gaben likes it was even funnier

1 hours later 4692302 Anonymous
>>4692288 >valve controls the games that work on OSX

1 hours later 4692305 Anonymous
>>4692237 Yeah we pushed the fully pony overboard long ago.

1 hours later 4692306 Anonymous
>>4692260 Do you choke her long enough that she passes out? Or do you always release just before, so she gets the feel the burning in her lungs to go with her pain below? Do you mock her for panting like a bitch in heat as she gasps for air? "Hah, you should be paying me!"

1 hours later 4692307 Anonymous (1348444901398.png 224x220 52kB)
Which pony would be exiled from Equestria ?

1 hours later 4692308 Anonymous
>>4692295 your face is atrocious

1 hours later 4692309 Anonymous
>>4692301 I thought /v/ would literally catch on fire.

1 hours later 4692311 Anonymous
>>4692302 First-party Valve games that run on OS X are rare, at least near the initial launch date. That's what I meant.

1 hours later 4692314 Anonymous
>>4692233 You mean after I cum in her ass, then make her lick me clean, thrusting roughly down her throat a couple times? Hell, maybe I enjoy that enough to want to go again, pulling painfully on her ears and enjoying the sight of her eyes rolling back in her head as she starts to lose consciousness. And even though she's suffocating, the most she can bring herself to do is paw weakly at my wrists as the tears pour down her face, because she knows she isn't really worth the effort

1 hours later 4692316 Anonymous
>>4692291 volume of the displaced air*density of the displaced air.

1 hours later 4692317 Anonymous (tumblr_m9enhpPN0c1r9lbayo1_1280.jpg 1280x1020 248kB)
>>4692285 mite b cool

1 hours later 4692320 Anonymous
>>4692307 Me after I wouldn't stop hugging butts

1 hours later 4692325 Anonymous
>>4692305 Also the ocean isn't yellow enough.

1 hours later 4692326 Anonymous
>>4692231 The day Gainax ruined Christmas

1 hours later 4692330 Anonymous
Which pony loves to sit in your lap?

1 hours later 4692331 Anonymous (8681211280046.png 1280x1024 814kB)
>>4692214 >>4692218 >>4692268 there needs to be far more of this ship

1 hours later 4692336 Anonymous (Seaty Belts.png 1400x1568 434kB)
>>4692330

1 hours later 4692341 Anonymous
>>4692305 Would you empty your fully pony?

1 hours later 4692342 Anonymous (not tonight you're not.png 971x1066 233kB)
>>4692330

1 hours later 4692345 Anonymous
Confession: I'm a huge gay angry moralfag about porn with underage characters. But I'm hugely turned on by solo masturbation porn of underage characters.

1 hours later 4692347 Anonymous
>you will never be the serial cuddler terrorizing all of Equestria

1 hours later 4692350 Anonymous
>>4692306 No, I'd just leave a little nick in her hide before I leave, just behind one forward shoulder blade where she can't dab at it. I want her to bleed and sting as my seed drips out of her. I'd consider doping her with fertility drugs but I don't know if this whore is worth knocking up yet. That's a third-debasing sort of thing.

1 hours later 4692352 Anonymous
>>4692320 "Anonymous, by order of the royal order of Equestria, I banish you from this land for- STOP HUGGING MY BUTT"

1 hours later 4692353 Anonymous (1330731702107.gif 800x700 85kB)
>>4692307 Fluttershy. She would be exiled to The Mushroom Kingdom.

1 hours later 4692354 Anonymous
>>4692345 >not asking for confessions

1 hours later 4692358 Anonymous (1330403422709.png 5000x2629 506kB)
>>4692330 Dash, but she wont admit it. Its just that after a long day of training its the most comfortable way to lay on the couch, and she wouldent want to be rude and kick you off it or anything.

1 hours later 4692360 Anonymous (1329529816422.gif 1000x563 962kB)
>>4692336 that is an adorable pony

1 hours later 4692362 Anonymous
>>4692263 I'd suck the cake scented farts right out of her butthole while trying to get more of her cake shit

1 hours later 4692363 Anonymous
>>4692317 Then grab your friend and let's go

1 hours later 4692364 Anonymous
>>4692353 >Tries to fly >Can only get to 2.3 speed

1 hours later 4692365 Wolf Nanaki (mare_in_the_moon_by_whitestrum-d4iw7w6.jpg 894x894 44kB)
>>4692307

1 hours later 4692366 Anonymous
>>4692350 >third-debasing I chuckled

1 hours later 4692367 Anonymous
>>4692316 Well yeah, duh. I was hoping you might have a start on it or something, if I didn't suck a thousand dicks at geometry I'd be getting right on that.

1 hours later 4692369 Anonymous
>>4692345 I never liked the porn and sexual humor but I've learned to respect other peoples taste

1 hours later 4692371 Anonymous
>go to /q/ a few days ago >thread asking that a sticky or popup that tell people not to try to troll be put on /mlp/ >go on the first page by accident >mod actually did it Waht

1 hours later 4692373 Anonymous
>>4692352 >the exile was just for show >you were secretly hired as the royal butt hugger

1 hours later 4692375 Anonymous
>>4692364 >implying speed directly relates to wingpower

1 hours later 4692377 Anonymous (Dash Rarity Socks.png 666x500 128kB)
>>4692331 I like the really cute dynamic of Rarity making Dash girly

1 hours later 4692379 Anonymous
>>4692320 If I somehow ended up in Equestria I would be seriously tempted to become a serial cuddler.

1 hours later 4692380 Anonymous
I don't think anyone here watches the amazing world of gumball. but there is one episode where he asks for a pony. What if little blue cat boy got one of our colorful talking ponies as a pet temporarily?

1 hours later 4692385 Anonymous
>>4692371 im somewhat proud of the board at large for that sticky image.

1 hours later 4692404 chistery (1328810775390.png 491x359 254kB)
Consider this: Dash becomes the host of a brand new variety show called "FROM DUD TO STUD." Think of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" - the renovation of a man from beta to "bettah." Who should be her first "project"? Why? What would she do to amp him up? Attached is Lady Dash conferring with her Lifestyle Consultant, Rarity.

1 hours later 4692408 Anonymous (1332622054032.png 1500x1125 962kB)
>>4692377 I want an episode about it so bad.

1 hours later 4692416 Anonymous
>>4692364 >Scootaloo gets a P Wing >even that can't make her fly

1 hours later 4692418 Anonymous
>>4692375 Actually I was implying that in Super Mario 3, you have to run at a certain speed and for a certain length to fly with the Tanooki suit. But you just keep being a defensive fucking Flutterfag.

1 hours later 4692419 Anonymous
>>4692369 respecting other peoples taste is the most vile form of cowardice.

1 hours later 4692423 Anonymous
>>4692366 Glad you liked it.

1 hours later 4692425 Anonymous
>>4692345 well if faggots aren't posting the same pictures I want to post... >>4692142

1 hours later 4692426 Anonymous
>>4692377 The problem is that you really can't do that much with that ship

1 hours later 4692428 Anonymous
>tfw you have to masturbate to regular porn instead of pony porn for fear of your suitemates barging into your room

1 hours later 4692432 Anonymous
>>4692404 >Rainbow Dash sings "Be A Man" as the intro theme

1 hours later 4692440 Anonymous
>>4692419 But it's a battle I can't win not on the internet at least

1 hours later 4692445 Anonymous
>>4692418 >he called me out >better start making assumptions and insults

1 hours later 4692446 Anonymous
>>4692426 Why not? You mean like an episode with them or fanon shipping?

1 hours later 4692449 Anonymous (1345896667965.gif 142x142 114kB)
>>4692380 I've only seen a few episodes so far, but I think Scoots would fit pretty neatly into Gumball's amazing world.

1 hours later 4692450 Anonymous
>>4692432 i would jizz so hard the world would flood.

1 hours later 4692456 Anonymous
>>4692419 cowardice is the opposite of courage how would you be courageous in this situation?

1 hours later 4692462 Anonymous
>>4692426 what do you mean by that?

1 hours later 4692463 Anonymous
>>4692440 I couldn't beat them either. So I joined them. I've never been happier.

1 hours later 4692466 Anonymous
>>4692449 clip clop

1 hours later 4692468 Anonymous
>>4692449 I find that gif to be one of the cutest ever made. Yet its so simple.

1 hours later 4692474 Anonymous
>>4692463 now that is true cowardice

1 hours later 4692475 Anonymous (50366.png 900x643 161kB)
>>4692426 You can do basically anything with it that you can with Squigglekicker, except the hat thing of course.

1 hours later 4692476 Anonymous
Well, looks like the Jay thing isn't as hilarious as we thought. Turns out the blogs are suspended, not deleted by him. http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/post/32309308241/mod-note-looks-like-the-haters-win

1 hours later 4692478 Anonymous
>>4692446 I meant shipping. They don't really work together. It's like Rarijack. Opposites attract is a shit reason If we're talking about an episode there are lots of options

1 hours later 4692479 Anonymous
>>4692377 It still kinda looks like a diaper from the thumbnail

1 hours later 4692487 Anonymous
>>4692445 >I missed a reference >Better stay on the offensive instead of admitting it. Shes wearing a Tanooki suit. You can't see her wings. It has nothing to do with wingpower. You jumping at me with that argument was just stupid. If I knew you were going to continue down this path I wouldn't have even replied to you in the first place. Grow up.

1 hours later 4692507 chistery
>>4692432 >>4692450 I always thought it'd be a clip of "It's raining men" and for the initial hook Dash would say "And THIS ONE is a dribble." Of course it'd wind up on t-shirts across the land and become overplayed within a week.

1 hours later 4692511 Anonymous
>>4692478 I don't feel like they are opposites. They both enjoy attention and Dash likes to look pretty occasionally, at least if she needs to. It's doable I think, though I agree some what, not the best ship.

1 hours later 4692513 Anonymous
>>4692445 >>4692487 Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Don't fight.

1 hours later 4692514 Anonymous
>>4692440 thats why you join your local nazi party idiot. we're winning elections all over europe and we got two guys running for pres in america

1 hours later 4692519 Anonymous
>>4692476 >http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/post/32309308241/mod-note-looks-like-the-haters-win i wouldn't be surprised if /mlp/ is behind this

1 hours later 4692522 Anonymous
>>4692476 > "Separate pictures from reality you little pieces of shit" > not "you shits." > or "you little shits." Aspergers suspected.

1 hours later 4692523 Anonymous
Nanaki Tell your fucking furry friends with the boob and hips fucking furry OCS and tell them that what they are making are not fucking Diamond Dogs.

1 hours later 4692528 Anonymous
>>4692440 to fight an unwinable battle. tis the highest form of glory.

1 hours later 4692530 Anonymous
>>4692487 >implying I'm going to read that butthurt textwall >implying I won't just keep responding to you like this until you get bored and stop replying

1 hours later 4692532 Anonymous
>>4692065 >"It isn't often that one catches the Great and Powerful Trixie's fancy." >her fingers tease the growing bulge in your pants, rubbing the tip with her index finger >"It seems fortune has smiled on us both tonight~" >her tongue flicks against the back of your ear as she whispers into it >"Play your cards right and it may smile some more~"

1 hours later 4692533 Anonymous
>>4692514 >don't be stupid, be a smarty

1 hours later 4692538 Anonymous (1324967955814.jpg 252x260 5kB)
>>4692478 >88 notes of people asking “Jay, are you a pedophile?”

1 hours later 4692539 Anonymous
>>4692476 >I posted the commission of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle, and what happened? I got invaded. 88 notes of people asking “Jay, are you a pedophile?” >Learn to separate drawings from reality you whiny little pieces of shit.

1 hours later 4692549 Anonymous
>>4692476 >Suspended due to Pedophilia. Child fuckers don't have rights.

1 hours later 4692560 Anonymous
>>4692478 They're both very goal driven and ambitious, to the point where they can sometimes lose sight of more important things in life. Besides, out of all the mane six, it makes sense that Rarity would fall for the tomboy.

1 hours later 4692574 Anonymous
>>4692478 i think they could work together just fine. Dash sort of has a less legitimate reason to dislike girly things so i think if Rarity eased her into it she could fine herself enjoying it. Conversely Rarity is a fan of elegant things and obviously takes an interest in Dash's flying ability. i think Dash would love to show her more and teach her about aerial maneuvers in general. All in all i think they have enough things they could lend to each other and enjoy learning to make something work.

1 hours later 4692576 Anonymous
>>4692530 >implying you'll ever find happiness

1 hours later 4692577 Anonymous
>>4692522 >Separate pictures from reality you little pieces of shit the most comically non-sequitur defense of pedo porn.

1 hours later 4692578 Anonymous (1346546557665.png 945x945 240kB)
Would you let fluttershy sit in your lap even after she just downed a whole bag of doritos?

1 hours later 4692579 Anonymous
>>4692538 Dat fucking face DIS FUCKIN' GUY

1 hours later 4692581 Anonymous
>>4692560 Why Her fantasy is Prince Charming. Someone educated, polite and not RD. It doesn't make sense.

1 hours later 4692582 Anonymous
Guys, guys, this relationship would never work and there's an obvious reason for this: Two ponies can't rape each other at the same time.

1 hours later 4692586 Anonymous
>>4692478 Oh and for Squiggle quicker, I think it's more of a "they've spent so much time around each other they they grew to love each other" scenario. That's how the end of Look Before You Sleep felt to me anyways. And in the show they even show Rarity kind of playing a motherly roll to her, picking leaves out of her hair and wiping her off. I think that shows fondness.

1 hours later 4692596 Anonymous
>>4692576 >implying I'm looking for it

1 hours later 4692597 Anonymous
>>4692578 No. She could have shared those Doritos...

1 hours later 4692599 Anonymous
>>4692578 Only if she shared some with me before downing them all.

1 hours later 4692600 Anonymous
>>4692532 "What would the Great and Powerful Trixie have me do first ?"

1 hours later 4692601 Anonymous
>>4692578 Only if she's going to keep loading the bong I can't do that if I have a useless pony in my lap

1 hours later 4692606 Anonymous
>>4692581 It's just some pony on pony homo shipping. It's never going to make THAT much sense.

1 hours later 4692610 Anonymous
>>4692581 We're talking about shipping bro Forget about canon personalities and things like that

1 hours later 4692613 Anonymous (Oh Shit, Yo-Yo Ball!.gif 548x314 797kB)
Pinkity is clearly the best ship in before someone says ross ruined rarity-pinkie shipping

1 hours later 4692616 Anonymous
>>4692582 No, but they can have angry sex.

1 hours later 4692618 Anonymous
>>4692613 No one was going to say that but now that you brought it up.

1 hours later 4692619 Anonymous
shit which one is aloe and which is lotus, again?

1 hours later 4692621 Anonymous
>>4692578 No because I'd have to go get more fuckin snacks. If im not back in 15 minutes... call the police.

1 hours later 4692625 Anonymous (4457475.gif 500x375 506kB)
>>4692610

1 hours later 4692627 Anonymous
>>4692596 >implying any kind of worth will find its way to you

1 hours later 4692629 Anonymous
>>4692619 Aloe is the blue one. You know.. like an Aloe.

1 hours later 4692632 Anonymous
>>4692613 ship, no. but they make a GREAT pair as far as friends goes. pinkie is the perfect foil for rarity.

1 hours later 4692633 Anonymous
>>4692613 But they share nothing in common.

1 hours later 4692634 Anonymous
>>4692586 She would do that for anyone and it's more related to her obsession for tidiness.

1 hours later 4692639 Anonymous
>>4692619 Which one is Flim and which one is Flam?

1 hours later 4692640 Anonymous
>>4692619 I think Aloe is the pink and Lotus the blue

1 hours later 4692641 chistery
>>4692613 Truth be told I'm glad that wasn't filename'd "The prettiest ponies watch Ice Pack meatspin himself."

1 hours later 4692645 Anonymous
>>4692633 Dude, they're both ponies. There's something they could work with.

1 hours later 4692651 Anonymous
>>4692613 >implying they arent both fighting for Dash's affection. i mean you do know which pony they are mesmerized by right now right?

1 hours later 4692652 Anonymous
>>4692633 So like all Rarity ships?

1 hours later 4692660 Anonymous
>>4692634 Yeah she would. But it was AJ, not some other pony. Kind of supports the first thing I said with them just needing to be around each other long enough. Just my >shipping opinion.

1 hours later 4692663 Anonymous
>>4692641 Witchdyke are you drunk?

1 hours later 4692664 Anonymous
>>4692578 No I wouldn't because I'd be busy fetching more and more snacks for her to chow down on, all working towards satisfying her gurgling tummy.

1 hours later 4692665 Anonymous (true_love_by_antiander-d5fm064.jpg 2261x2874 2524kB)
>>4692639 That's easy. Flam has the bigger dick.

1 hours later 4692670 Anonymous
>>4692627 >implying I didn't learn to accept this years ago and learned to just deal with it

1 hours later 4692673 Anonymous
>>4692629 the aloe plant is very pale green >>4692639 Flam is the one with the mustache, I remember because Flak on Fo3 has a mustache

1 hours later 4692674 Anonymous
>>4692581 Yeah, but Blueblood didn't live up to that image, and at this point the closest pony she's found to it seems to just be a good friend. It makes sense that she would modify her expectations a bit, looking for someone who's still strong & protective, but certainly not as high-class as she originally fantasized about. oh god i'm actually justifying shipping beyond "it's cute" what the hell is wrong with me

1 hours later 4692675 Anonymous
>>4692641 Ice-pack isn't nearly that long Mac maybe

1 hours later 4692676 Anonymous
Im surprised that the current topic hasnt caused us to hit image cap via disgusted sweetie.png

1 hours later 4692677 Anonymous
>>4692651 You mean they aren't following a laser? While the soldier in the brush tries his hardest not to laugh.

1 hours later 4692679 Anonymous
>>4692652 >implying Rarity and Applejack are very similar yet different at th same time.

1 hours later 4692680 Anonymous (1346187817959.gif 180x178 497kB)
>>4692629 >Look up Aloe..its green. >look up lotus..Its pink >Oh so Lotus is the Pink one >Lotus is the blue one. I feel stupid

1 hours later 4692690 Anonymous
>>4692674 Na you're fine, you're just thinking of ways it could work for funsies.

1 hours later 4692693 Anonymous
>>4692676 It's way past Sweetie Belles bedtime.

1 hours later 4692694 Anonymous
>>4692664 But what about after she was absolutely stuffed, nearly incapable of moving with that hugely bloated gut? Would you lean in and press your face against it as her churning and groaning belly drowned out all the other sounds in the room?

1 hours later 4692698 Anonymous
>>4692674 You are broken. Just like the rest of us.

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1 hours later 4692702 Anonymous
>>4692674 I really doubt that since she met Fancypants and seems kinda into him Fancypants is Blueblood without the douche.. He's her fantasy without the prince part

1 hours later 4692703 Anonymous
http://fuck-no-my-little-pony.tumblr.com/post/32310871658/mod-note-looks-like-the-haters-win ahahahaha

1 hours later 4692711 Anonymous (le techface.png 142x196 35kB)
>>4692700

1 hours later 4692712 Anonymous (101543 - diamond_dogs rarity rover.jpg 984x606 285kB)
>>4692674 Wait. There are people who ship beyond the "They seem cute together" phase? Shit. All my ships are just cute couple ships but I don't think they'd ever fuck or get married.

1 hours later 4692717 Anonymous (Fluttershy SaddleBags.png 285x315 148kB)
>>4692693 >okay anon it's past your bed time. >get off the internet and let the big ponies talk

1 hours later 4692719 Anonymous
>>4692560 >They're both very goal driven and ambitious, to the point where they can sometimes lose sight of more important things in life. You could also say that about Twilight and Dash you know.

1 hours later 4692720 Anonymous
>>4692679 Oh they're both hard working ponies Well I guess Twirity can work too now

1 hours later 4692723 Anonymous
>that feel when you perfectly hardboil an egg the one time you don't even try Would you cook a meal for a pony? Which pony? Which meal? What dishes?

1 hours later 4692726 Anonymous
I wish the cows on the show would get more attention.

1 hours later 4692727 Anonymous
>>4692719 Or Dash and Applejack Or Twilight and Rarity And so on

1 hours later 4692729 Anonymous (Giant Poster of Disgusted Sweetie Shipping.png 2008x1972 1673kB)
>>4692720 >>4692719 The lesson here is that they all work

1 hours later 4692731 Anonymous (gummy pinkie.png 604x658 169kB)
Why aren't you drawing?

1 hours later 4692734 Anonymous (1347476837837.gif 312x310 640kB)
YOUR FAVORITE PONY JUST CAME BACK FROM TODAY'S WORK, ALL TIRED AND ABOUT TO COLLAPSE FROM EXHAUSTION. WHAT DO YOU DO?

1 hours later 4692736 Anonymous (93220 - artist equestria-prevails Fancy_Pants fleur_de_lis.png 1600x1360 799kB)
>>4692702 >at this point the closest pony she's found to it seems to just be a good friend besides, he's taken

1 hours later 4692738 Anonymous
>>4692703 >Pedophiles trying to justify their brain damage. >"It's ok as long as there are no real children getting hurt!" Wanna tell the FBI that? I am sure they need a good laugh.

1 hours later 4692740 Anonymous
>>4692731 You're not my mother!

1 hours later 4692741 Anonymous
>>4692723 Vegetables and rice

1 hours later 4692743 Anonymous
>>4692723 yes, fluttershy, dinner, steak

1 hours later 4692745 Anonymous
Take off your pants and underwear. open and close your legs. It sounds like you're fapping. This could save your life one day.

1 hours later 4692749 Anonymous
>>4692723 I would cook the only meal I know how cold cereal If they're lucky, I might even use all milk and not a milk/water combo to save milk

1 hours later 4692751 Anonymous
>>4692717 >"Make me, cunt."

1 hours later 4692753 Anonymous
>>4692731 because it will make me depressed and i'll end up killing myself like kraut

1 hours later 4692755 Anonymous
>>4692734 Full body massage

1 hours later 4692756 Anonymous (tropicana OC.png 697x568 129kB)
>>4692731 But I drew yesterday! I still need a special talent for her and a cutie mark

1 hours later 4692760 Anonymous
>>4692731 I'm eating what I think is an enchilada. I'm not sure, but it is delicious.

1 hours later 4692761 Tex
>>4692731 There is a strong possibility that I stream soon. http://www.livestream.com/texdraws

1 hours later 4692765 Anonymous
>>4692755 BODY MASSAGE

1 hours later 4692767 Anonymous
>>4692753 He killed himself?

1 hours later 4692769 Anonymous
>>4692723 Not to demean your accomplishment but Hard boiled eggs are pretty easy. I'd probably have to do something vegetarian so I'd make her curry chickpeas, celery, and potatoes over brown rice.

1 hours later 4692770 Anonymous
>>4692736 What about the pictures from the gala episode. Also she's in what tow scenes and then never appears again

1 hours later 4692771 Anonymous
>>4692717 That's a very elegant pose for Fluttershy, huh

1 hours later 4692773 Anonymous
>>4692729 I like Rarishy, Appledash, Rarijack and PinkieLight as friends

1 hours later 4692774 Anonymous
>>4692760 >I'm not sure, but it is delicious. That at least ocnfirms its mexican food

1 hours later 4692776 Anonymous
>>4692729 RariDash one is my favorite

1 hours later 4692779 Anonymous
>>4692765 What the hell?

1 hours later 4692781 Anonymous
>>4692729 Flutterships are consistenly cute The rest of the 6 mane have such strong personalities

1 hours later 4692782 Anonymous
>>4692723 Of course. For Applejack I'd try to cook her something she'd want. Probably a vegetable dish, since meat's likely a no-no. And the dishes would change depending on which meal. Breakfast would be pancakes or waffles, maybe with apple in them and topped with maple syrup or apple butter. Lunch is a simple affair of sandwiches, something filling to carry her through the work day. Dinner is the aforementioned veggie dish, though I might splurge and get some fish. Dessert would be pastries.

1 hours later 4692783 Anonymous
>>4692729 Applepie is pretty hard to see, even if it may have the best name

1 hours later 4692789 Anonymous (out.1329442713185.jpg 744x1584 943kB)
>>4692601 [1]

1 hours later 4692790 Anonymous
>>4692756 >that looks like one of my OCs ponified >we shall be enemies now

1 hours later 4692791 Anonymous
>>4692770 Wedding i wanted to say wedding

1 hours later 4692794 Anonymous
>>4692756 Her special talent is afros.

1 hours later 4692796 Anonymous
>>4692734 let her collapse on my face. wrack her body with orgasms from my pony-loving mouth. then I'd give them a massage, scrub them down in the tub together, and then cuddle on the couch while watching mindless TV as she falls asleep in my arms.

1 hours later 4692799 Anonymous
>>4692781 Yeah, but I love that one where she's forward with AJ.

1 hours later 4692800 Anonymous (HA_HA_HA,_OH_WOW.jpg 562x437 40kB)
>all that tumblr drama over Jay's blog being deleted and holy shit what the fuck is wrong with the mods of those blogs dedicated to post the worse things in the fandom? is like they live for that and they take it pretty seriously

1 hours later 4692803 Anonymous (PegasiDancing.png 1000x1333 1221kB)
>>4692761 Aw yiss

1 hours later 4692805 Anonymous
>>4692734 I ....I hate it when in a gif something seems off but you can't put your finger on it.

1 hours later 4692809 Anonymous
>>4692765 Ohhhh low~~ Mr. Body Massage machine GO!

1 hours later 4692811 Anonymous
>>4692755 >>4692765 G.I. JOOOOOOOOOE.

1 hours later 4692812 Anonymous
>>4692738 On that note, the FBI has been known to assume guilty unless proven innocent, even against petty crimes... Trying to pull a "wanna tell them that and see if you're right" like that is rather biased and weak. Not defending the pedophiles mind you, but let's not base it on an organization who's known to presume.

1 hours later 4692813 Anonymous (Pinkie AJ Hat.png 1390x1184 402kB)
>>4692783 I know I solely like it for the name

1 hours later 4692815 Anonymous
>>4692694 I would nuzzle against her massive belly and press my hands into the warm flesh, massaging away the growling protests emanating from within until they eased into rhythmic sloshing churns as her stomach begins to digest the copious amounts of food.

1 hours later 4692817 Anonymous
>>4692796 >not slipping one while she sleeps

1 hours later 4692819 chistery (sober_bender.gif 259x226 13kB)
>>4692663 Not even a drop.

1 hours later 4692824 Anonymous
>>4692800 thats what you get from a human being who labels any person who gives him any form of criticism as a "hater"

1 hours later 4692829 Anonymous
>>4692765 PORK CHOP SANDWICHES

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1 hours later 4692835 Anonymous
>>4692769 I know it's not that amazing, I was just surprised at how easily they peeled this time. Usually I end up with a pockmark or two but these were smooth and beautiful. Sadly all my best recipes star meat. Maybe lentil sprout tacos?

1 hours later 4692838 Anonymous
>>4692805 It's how Gummy jumps into the air when Pinkie's slowing down from her peak. It looks quite off to me. It would've made sense if he jumps when she lifts her rump.

1 hours later 4692842 Anonymous
>>4692738 Actually that's the de facto rule, just not in New York state.

1 hours later 4692843 Anonymous
>>4692738 Pedophilia isn't a crime

1 hours later 4692846 Anonymous
>>4692829 Nice catch, nino blanco! Too bad your ass got saaaaaaaacked.

1 hours later 4692847 Anonymous
>>4692813 Anything that involves AJ is fine with me. Especially when another pone ends up with her hat on.

1 hours later 4692849 Anonymous (mlp_fim_artist_training_day_14_by_alipes-d3ih7bu.jpg 712x969 188kB)
>>4692830

1 hours later 4692850 Anonymous
>>4692680 the blue one has the pink lotus cutie mark

1 hours later 4692852 Anonymous
>>4692824 >any form of criticism >implying he received criticism, and not just plain bullying

1 hours later 4692855 Anonymous
>>4692789 I'd smoke a hookah with pone.

1 hours later 4692857 Anonymous (Fluttershy AJ Hat.png 593x425 150kB)
>>4692847 Yeah, it's over done but that doesn't make it any less cute.

1 hours later 4692863 Anonymous
>>4692812 >Presuming. >Not just knowing you're an extra bad criminal and throwing you in the Slammer. They use psychics.

1 hours later 4692866 Anonymous (tropicana uh oh.png 494x459 7kB)
>>4692790 Anon please, that was not my intention. pls bby >>4692794 But that's not an special talent!

1 hours later 4692869 Anonymous
>>4692849 >And so Narcissus fell in love with his own reflection... >...And then they fucked

1 hours later 4692872 Anonymous
>>4692846 Sunshine day yeah a time for da bus ridah

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1 hours later 4692876 Anonymous
>>4692857 I just like to think her hat is really important and her letting another pony wear it is a big deal. Cute as FUCK

1 hours later 4692877 Anonymous
>>4692830 >Celestia likes to fuck with Blueblood.

1 hours later 4692879 chistery
>>4692819 Sorry, hit ENTER too soon. Which pony is mostly likely to be a high-functioning alcoholic? Hard Mode: No Berry Punch. Hardcore Mode: No Cherilee either.

1 hours later 4692881 Anonymous
>>4692866 Give that pony a buzz cut jeeze

1 hours later 4692883 Anonymous
>>4692852 due to his initial refusal to accept legitimate criticism. he developed/exposed his shitty attitude as an artist and as a person so people shat all over him. he deserves every fucking bit of it.

1 hours later 4692889 Anonymous
>>4692872 Help computer...

1 hours later 4692890 Anonymous
>>4692874 Ruined by Twist. Just like everything else, ever.

1 hours later 4692893 Anonymous
>>4692812 >guilty unless proven innocent They still have to put you through court, though.

1 hours later 4692899 Anonymous
>>4692874 If I allowed myself a third favorite, it would be Twist.

1 hours later 4692900 Anonymous
>>4692863 They're told that there's a bad criminal, and they look it up. Your point implies they're actively investigating your every move. They're not. They only do when they're told to.

1 hours later 4692904 Anonymous
>>4692815 I bet she'd coo and sigh as you knead and calm her swollen stomach, her eyes drooping as she relaxes and her body works hard breaking down her meal. She'd let out a little burp and cover her mouth with her hooves, blushing in embarassment.

1 hours later 4692916 Anonymous
>>4692876 I need to start making a list of episodes I want to see. A back story to AJ's hat is definitely one of them. Help me out here mlpg: -Beach Episode -Celestia Episode -Background Ponies "Lower Deck Chronicles" style episode -AJ hat episode -body swap spell mishap episode

1 hours later 4692918 Anonymous (m-night-shyamalan.jpg 540x720 148kB)
>>4692874 I love it.

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1 hours later 4692931 Anonymous
>>4692900 >That's Google's job.

1 hours later 4692940 Anonymous (1346288562161.gif 500x400 3043kB)
Tex be stramming. http://www.livestream.com/texdraws

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>>4692893 Which pretty much falls into one thing: subjective morals. Only this time, it's the majority's code of honor (society mainly being against cp) against the minority's (the pedo's 'modern' thinking about it). Most of the time the majority would win the case, and thus "punish" the minority for not adhering to their code. Such is how society works. That's why we have lots of shut-ins, too.

1 hours later 4692946 Anonymous
>>4692883 he said he was sticking to what he was doing, it shouldn't have matter to anyone what he was doing after that

1 hours later 4692947 Anonymous
>>4692846 >>4692872 >>4692889 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LITTLE WANKERS DOING ON MY ICE AND DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU

1 hours later 4692949 Anonymous
>>4692926 >Dat Jawline. >Cadence's cutie mark is still showing. Someone draw Cadence with that jawline.

1 hours later 4692951 Anonymous
>>4692926 >Mr Cake's a pretty princess on the inside I know that feel, Carrot. I know that feel...

2 hours later 4692957 Anonymous (1348234880393.gif 500x500 36kB)
>>4692943 WHY

2 hours later 4692960 Anonymous
>>4692916 alt animation episode, sorta like that fly episode from KND.

2 hours later 4692964 Anonymous
>>4692957 It's not Inky. It's one of his other circlejerky tumblr-friend OCs.

2 hours later 4692969 Anonymous
>>4692916 >-body swap spell mishap episode The only way this could be made better is if the VA's would imitate the characters, like Andrea trying to do Rarity's voice and things like that.

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>>4692943

2 hours later 4692974 Anonymous
>>4692916 An episode where one of the princesses has to work a regular job. What would Celestia look like in an apron? Does Luna know how to pull off a delivery mare look?

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>>4692943

2 hours later 4692978 Anonymous (1332825212745-(n1334190890965).png 3973x4000 720kB)
>>4692916 AJ's hat so as long AJ is the lead role, the center of the episode, and the one to solve with, alone. AJ really needs a solo episode.

2 hours later 4692980 Anonymous
Who wants to watch a spooty show about ponies anyways!

2 hours later 4692993 Anonymous (1348186667105.png 436x538 92kB)
So guys, who here's already expecting a multitude of bronies preparing for their rendition of "Winter Wrap Up" and release it once this winter ends?

2 hours later 4692994 Anonymous
>>4692943 >claw That isn't inky

2 hours later 4693006 Anonymous
>>4692980 Shut up Daggett.

2 hours later 4693012 Anonymous
>>4692974 Ah yes, I was thinking that could even be incorporated into another one of these ideas, like the beach episode or lower deck chronicles one.

2 hours later 4693013 Anonymous
>>4692946 people like to knock narcissistic assholes down a peg.

2 hours later 4693015 Anonymous
>>4692916 I kinda want a non sequitur episode

2 hours later 4693019 Anonymous
>>4692943 The tail made me think Swiffer. Got scared for a second.

2 hours later 4693026 Anonymous
>>4692969 Yeah, but not for the whole episode. Just like when they are in a situation where they can't let another pony know what happened and have to try and imitate the other. Otherwise I would want them to keep their voice in the new body.

2 hours later 4693039 Anonymous
>>4693019 Heh ditto

2 hours later 4693041 Anonymous
>>4692974 >Celestia wearing an apron >Carrying a tray of cookies in her mouth

2 hours later 4693050 Anonymous
>>4692993 You can just avoid things you don't like on the internet. You kind of have to with bronies, or you would die from anger and shame.

2 hours later 4693064 Anonymous
>>4693050 It's kinda hard to avoid bronies on the internet these days. They're fucking everywhere and have no social skills.

2 hours later 4693073 Anonymous
>>4693064 I'll give you that, /co/nie .

2 hours later 4693076 Anonymous
>tfw I like LMJs art

2 hours later 4693081 Anonymous
How many OCs does MLPG have? I know about Marker and Sleepyhead, but how many others are there?

2 hours later 4693084 Anonymous
>>4692916 CMC getting their cutie marks. Tired of hearing them whine about their tramp stamps.

2 hours later 4693094 Anonymous
>>4693081 >Sleepyhead that's not really MLPG's

2 hours later 4693095 Anonymous
>>4693076 I am glad that I do not know that feel.

2 hours later 4693097 Anonymous
>>4693064 So they're just like most people in the general ?

2 hours later 4693098 Anonymous
>>4693084 I actually wouldn't mind that, but not until the end of the series.

2 hours later 4693101 Anonymous
>>4693081 Well, I like to think Coke pony and Tabasco are. And if Sleepyhead counts, so do the plane ponies.

2 hours later 4693102 Anonymous
>>4693050 Never said I don't like it. Just saying, there's probably someone planning on that right now.

2 hours later 4693108 Anonymous (squidgirlpony.png 395x532 170kB)
>>4693012 Easy. Episode takes place on a "neutral" beach, where you have a variety of species show up. As the Main 6 go on their adventure, the Princess get involved with helping at this one little sea food shack that the others stopped at. Being so nice, the Princess offer to help, but they get more and more griffon and zebra clientele and just work the whole day.

2 hours later 4693110 Anonymous
>>4693041 What is this boner?

2 hours later 4693122 Anonymous
>>4692916 >he forgot to mention an episode with Pinkie Pie having weight problems

2 hours later 4693133 Anonymous (Fluttershy Air Dance.png 890x897 169kB)
>>4693110 >FIlled with so many wonders!

2 hours later 4693134 Anonymous
>>4693101 Coke isn't.

2 hours later 4693148 Anonymous
>>4692943 >>4692943 >>4692943 I wish it was true

2 hours later 4693153 Anonymous
>>4693108 I like that. I was thinking she would use a spell to make her seem like a commoner pony as well. Also Kelp is canon so that could work. AJ does not like it

2 hours later 4693156 Anonymous
>>4692943 Holy fuck is she a cyclops.

2 hours later 4693159 Anonymous
>>4693134 What are you talking about? Yes she is

2 hours later 4693161 Anonymous
>>4693148 rose pls

2 hours later 4693162 Anonymous
>>4693098 I hope there's at least an episode delay between when they earn them and when they actually appear, complete with Austin Powers style gags to hide them

2 hours later 4693163 Anonymous (pizza.png 4762x4649 1238kB)
>>4693081 Many. Some are not from here but were adapted of being use here, like any food ponies. There Hobo Ponies and one shot object ponies like plane ponies, Hot water, and furnace.

2 hours later 4693166 Anonymous
Would you be a pony's snugglebuddy?

2 hours later 4693168 Anonymous (1347775133902.png 800x761 693kB)
Which pony would be Screwball's best friend ?

2 hours later 4693169 Anonymous
>>4693134 The "character" is, the picture it was based off of isn't. Like sunguard and moonguard, I think.

2 hours later 4693175 Anonymous
>>4692879 cloudchaser

2 hours later 4693179 Anonymous
>>4693162 Hehe that would drive me insane.

2 hours later 4693184 Anonymous
>>4693159 I thought she was too. But no, she actually isn't. The personality is.

2 hours later 4693186 Anonymous
>>4693163 no, planes weren't one shot Don't say that. They'll come back. Surely Jessy will draw some more. I-I bet she's drawing them right now. Ya, that's it. They'll come back.

2 hours later 4693193 Anonymous
>>4693161 >the thought that it was actually Rose UNF fucking unf

2 hours later 4693199 Anonymous
>>4693168 Pinkie.

2 hours later 4693201 Anonymous
>>4693168 Diamond Tiara. >No matter how much she tries to avoid the crazy pony.

2 hours later 4693203 Anonymous
>>4692980 anybody have a nostalgia bomb type of reaction image, cause I don't

2 hours later 4693204 mewball (fancypant.png 1003x1020 327kB)
anon requested this yesterday. Really sorry, because this is quite terrible. Having a bad drawing day I guess.

2 hours later 4693205 Anonymous (AJ reaction.jpg 615x506 55kB)
>>4692943 No, seriously, i don't get it.

2 hours later 4693211 Anonymous (HeyBroHowAboutWeTrySomeInterspeciesExperementations.png 1600x1291 948kB)
>>4693169 Basically.

2 hours later 4693216 Anonymous
Anybody else get annoyed when people feel the need to post about how bronies make them mad ?

2 hours later 4693217 Anonymous
>>4693168 >"Mommy, why am I named 'Screwball'?" >"In due time, honey. Now, put this bag full of powder in your head and breathe."

2 hours later 4693220 Anonymous
>>4693133 pretty sure thats just semen

2 hours later 4693226 Anonymous
>>4693204 ew

2 hours later 4693228 Anonymous
>>4693204 >a bad day Ill say Look at that mess would not save

2 hours later 4693231 Anonymous
>>4693204 Hehe it looks like Rarity's hooves are shaking. It's still a cute ship

2 hours later 4693232 Anonymous
>>4693193 Man, you'd unf anyone who has a vagina. Maybe even PT .

2 hours later 4693237 Anonymous
>>4692943 First yesterday there was the inkydonkey fucking sleepypone with a strapon pic, and now this? have the floodgates opened?

2 hours later 4693242 Anonymous
>>4693216 Only because it's beating a dead horse. I just ignore it at this point, it;s probably newer people.

2 hours later 4693247 Anonymous
>>4693168 >my headcanon is that she's actually a hotshot baseball pitcher

2 hours later 4693248 Anonymous (tumblr_maxabhIOs31rssf0ko1_1280.jpg 1000x778 190kB)


2 hours later 4693251 Anonymous (1347562774969.jpg 1024x575 293kB)
>>4693204

2 hours later 4693252 Anonymous
>sleepy head will never give you sleepy head

2 hours later 4693258 Anonymous
>>4693163 I was considering drawing a furnace pony mini quest With lots of feeding, belly rubs, and alchohol consumption

2 hours later 4693262 Anonymous
>>4693237 That's not Inky, and there never were any floodgates, just respectful people

2 hours later 4693263 Anonymous
>>4693237 Seriously? I thought that was a joke.

2 hours later 4693266 Anonymous (Sad scrunch.png 696x653 350kB)
>>4693232 Now I can't stop thinking about that picture of his vag. I just want to forget.

2 hours later 4693267 Anonymous
>>4693232 Do you think we will ever corrupt Rose and take away her innocence? mind corruption is my fetish

2 hours later 4693268 Anonymous
>>4693220 >implying semen isn't wonderous

2 hours later 4693269 Anonymous
>>4693252 Would you slip it inside of a sleeping pony?

2 hours later 4693273 Anonymous
>>4693216 i bet they follow this http://fuck-no-my-little-pony.tumblr.com/

2 hours later 4693275 Anonymous
any >feels today? I just wasted 45 minutes trying to write some kind of thing with rarity but I realized I cant into writing anything but nonfiction. Characterization and conveying emotion completely eludes me. I also can't dialogue to save my ass.

2 hours later 4693277 Anonymous
>>4693258 That just sounds delightful

2 hours later 4693280 Anonymous
>>4693266 i wanna see did she really have surgery or was it photoshopped or something?

2 hours later 4693282 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1RAqLdhQ2Y

2 hours later 4693285 Anonymous (queen_of_the_changelings_by_ejaylee-d4xe0xw.jpg 1536x2048 360kB)


2 hours later 4693287 Anonymous
>>4693258 oh gosh chubby pone and belly rubs are always a wonderful combination

2 hours later 4693290 Anonymous
>>4693266 Be careful what you don't want to wish for.

2 hours later 4693292 Anonymous
>>4693216 It kind of bothers me when people act like bronies are the worst fandom in existence. I've seen worse shit in the homestuck and Sonic fandoms.

2 hours later 4693304 Anonymous
>>4693280 >i wanna see No you don't

2 hours later 4693305 Anonymous
>>4693163 We also have Peanut, but I haven't seen much of her recently

2 hours later 4693307 Anonymous
>>4693287 Would you want to be a chubby pony getting belly rubs?

2 hours later 4693309 Anonymous
>>4693277 Well said friend! Unless you were being sarcastic, in which case shut up

2 hours later 4693311 Anonymous
>>4693304 i wanna see

2 hours later 4693312 Anonymous
>>4693275 I remember that there were some DT and SS greentexts last night.

2 hours later 4693318 Anonymous (tumblr_maxw8d7g8H1r3xauuo1_1280.png 550x1350 245kB)
LOL the joke is incest

2 hours later 4693321 Anonymous
>>4693307 hnnng i would so long as they made sure to play with my belly button

2 hours later 4693328 Anonymous
What are you listening to right now? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY0tMwwwSnA

2 hours later 4693331 Anonymous
>>4693292 Makes me wonder how many people never really participated in any fandom before MLP.

2 hours later 4693337 Anonymous
>>4693318 Well I laughed. I'm a bad person.

2 hours later 4693338 Anonymous
>>4693266 Purple Tinker got a vag photo taken? ... Why do I want to see this?

2 hours later 4693344 Anonymous
>>4693318 I'd say I'm disappointed, but to be honest I'm surprised he's held out on doing that joke this long.

2 hours later 4693349 Anonymous
>>4693328 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwTm3XIia9Q

2 hours later 4693356 Anonymous
>>4693318 I was expecting a "lol they weren't actually talking about incest" That would have been sort of funny, if really obvious but it wasn't even an attempt at humor

2 hours later 4693361 Anonymous (SendThemHerMane.png 1665x867 561kB)
>>4693163 Yeah, we have a few.

2 hours later 4693364 Anonymous
>>4693318 > implying that laugh didn't just ruin a wonderful albeit incestuous relationship for good

2 hours later 4693365 Wolf Nanaki
>>4690797 http://www.livestream.com/braeburned

2 hours later 4693371 Anonymous
>>4693361 I keep reading the second bubble first.

2 hours later 4693373 Anonymous
>>4693292 Homestuck is primarily online, and the amount of contact with "normal people" is extremely limited Sonic is vidya and not nearly as widespread as something like MLP, which can easily be spread anywhere as it's simply a cartoon for girls

2 hours later 4693380 Anonymous
>>4693361 Stop posting ugly art

2 hours later 4693382 Anonymous
>>4693338 He was in a thread on /mlp/ and someone asked him to post a picture of it and he did. I didn't save it/

2 hours later 4693387 Anonymous
>>4693321 So you'd like it if after a nice long kneading session, they slipped the tip of their finger in and ran little circles around inside it? Would you want them to pull it around a little and stretch it in different directions? Would you want them to give it a little kiss?

2 hours later 4693393 Anonymous (Marker Pony Mafia Color.png 1665x867 888kB)
>>4693371

2 hours later 4693395 Anonymous
>>4693328 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l383TUTq1-8

2 hours later 4693402 Anonymous
>>4693365 The chat was fine and fun and then all of sudden like, 30 people showed up and they were all talking and they knew each other and were friends and had injokes and stuff, fuck I can't believe I'm so broken that I get social anxiety in an online chatroom

2 hours later 4693403 Anonymous (13213123311.jpg 654x800 106kB)
I recall that there were some Anons looking for facesitting material earlier.

2 hours later 4693408 Anonymous (SitDaBench.gif 320x180 971kB)
>>4693380 Never.

2 hours later 4693413 Anonymous
>>4693387 yes yes tongue please... and can i be a cute chubby mare?

2 hours later 4693418 Anonymous (1344797595836.jpg 227x216 9kB)
>>4693402

2 hours later 4693419 Anonymous
>>4693403 Why is Rarity sitting on Piccolo's face?

2 hours later 4693426 Anonymous
>>4693393 >mafia We should play mafia. Someone should make a game.

2 hours later 4693427 Anonymous
>>4693413 _______________________________________________________________________________ no _____________________________________________________________________________________________

2 hours later 4693434 Anonymous
>>4693403 >anthro I never asked for this. Pony or bust.

2 hours later 4693436 Anonymous
>>4693402 I was about to link my shitty recolor of a picture he did then everyone showed up and I got scared

2 hours later 4693437 Anonymous
>>4693419 Because daily dose.

2 hours later 4693444 Anonymous (1348633285819.jpg 1920x1200 186kB)
For anyone who loves Thief 2 and System Shock 2, someone just released a patch which upgrades the engine, allows better textures and much more. http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=140085

2 hours later 4693451 Anonymous
>>4693402 Just come into Tex's stream.

2 hours later 4693452 Anonymous
>>4693418 >>4693436 knowing I'm not the only one makes it a little better

2 hours later 4693454 Anonymous
>>4693413 I don't think there's any other kind. And of course you could have a little tongue. All you'd have to do is relax and get your belly button licked and suckled. Could even have your belly mooshed together to make it a little deeper.

2 hours later 4693460 Anonymous
>>4693402 You think that's bad, try being the one streaming

2 hours later 4693461 Anonymous
>>4692600 sorry I took so long, real-life shit beckoned >"Well, it's hardly fair for the great and powerful Trixie to be so scantily clad while you yourself are still fully dressed." >she grips your shirt by the hem, lifting it up to expose your bare chest >"Let's rectify that, shall we~?"

2 hours later 4693474 Anonymous
>>4693451 http://www.livestream.com/texdraws

2 hours later 4693477 Anonymous
>>4692736 His horn is gigantic. I'm and i'm sure that's completely intentional.

2 hours later 4693478 Anonymous
>>4693444 Oh, coolio.

2 hours later 4693489 Anonymous
>>4693373 > Homestuck God, I was just thinking about how much of a casserole of nonsense that show/strip/THING is.

2 hours later 4693492 Anonymous
>>4693477 Good genes.

2 hours later 4693495 Anonymous
>>4693454 deeper is nice especially if they want to use it for other means would they want me any chubbier?

2 hours later 4693511 Anonymous
>>4693451 now I'm in there and they're already having a conversation and it feels like it would be rude to just jump into it out of nowhere but I'm just sitting in the dark watching them talking and that feels weird too Even posting this makes me feel like since no one cares I'm just wasting bytes on the archive's server. I used to be able to function normally, I swear I don't know what happened to me

2 hours later 4693519 Anonymous
>>4693511 >having a conversation >shrekchan nonsense.

2 hours later 4693521 Anonymous
>>4693511 Just come in and shoot the shit with the normal people .

2 hours later 4693525 Anonymous
>>4693489 hey pal wanna spit in a bucket?

2 hours later 4693526 Anonymous (CMC Lemonade stand.png 603x607 33kB)
How does it taste?

2 hours later 4693531 Anonymous
>>4693526 >Artificial sweetener. Like shit.

2 hours later 4693539 Anonymous
>>4693525 >Homestuck does not have cons.

2 hours later 4693540 Anonymous
>>4693531 I hope it gives them cancer

2 hours later 4693545 Anonymous
>>4693526 like shit

2 hours later 4693546 Anonymous (1333359474217.png 4200x1800 885kB)
>>4693526 Knowing them, too much sugar in that drink.

2 hours later 4693553 Anonymous
>>4693546 I wish I knew them.

2 hours later 4693556 Anonymous
>>4693525 >>4693539 Good. The con center would smell like fucking bile. It would be horrid.

2 hours later 4693558 Anonymous
>>4693495 Puffing up that nice fluffy belly a little would make you even cuter~ If you wouldn't mind, I'm sure they'd be happy to fill you up and give you relaxing belly-kisses until you were nice and fat. Maybe even big enough to fit their whole tongue down inside... But how did you get so tubby in the first place, you adorable little ball of pudge? Too much of a good thing, or just a little lazy?

2 hours later 4693560 Anonymous
>>4693546 The probably used salt instead of sugar

2 hours later 4693562 Anonymous
>>4693540 Please Anon. They are not lab rats.

2 hours later 4693566 Anonymous (1341530435560.png 1024x600 544kB)
>>4693553 I'd cuddle the shit outta them.

2 hours later 4693567 Anonymous
>>4693553 Jay please.

2 hours later 4693580 Anonymous
>>4693560 >Entire town gets drunk

2 hours later 4693581 Anonymous
>>4693566 >They all forget the scarf is attached to them. >Attempt to run in three different directions. >end up dazed in a pile.

2 hours later 4693584 Anonymous (i_can_fap_to_this_FS.gif 325x183 309kB)
>>4693403 MOAR PLEASE

2 hours later 4693587 Anonymous
PRINCESS CADENCE NEEDS OUR HELP

2 hours later 4693593 Anonymous
>>4693580 >Berry is unaffected.

2 hours later 4693597 Anonymous
Why does Jay get shut down, but shittier artists like JJ stay up?

2 hours later 4693598 Anonymous
>>4693566 I think they would constantly be jealous over you were giving the most attention to >"Hey it's my turn to lay on his belly" >"Na uh, I'm after Scootaloo."

2 hours later 4693601 Anonymous (soon_o_GIFSoup.com.gif 320x179 590kB)
https://www.canterlotgardens.com/guests

2 hours later 4693605 Anonymous
>>4693403 The artist still has not finished my commission yet, I'll post it here as soon as I get it.

2 hours later 4693608 Anonymous
>>4693597 because JJ is not as bad as MLPG says

2 hours later 4693613 Anonymous
>>4693597 Because there is no justice.

2 hours later 4693617 Anonymous
>>4693461 No problem "Of course, I shouldn't be the only one enjoying the view."

2 hours later 4693618 Anonymous
>>4693608 He also doesn't post bestiality, CP, or any combination thereof.

2 hours later 4693625 Anonymous
>>4693608 that's right. he's a lot worse

2 hours later 4693629 Anonymous
>>4693558 they could stuff me with anything as long as they made sure to give my bigger belly more rubs and kisses >you adorable little ball of pudge? oh god a little bit of both plus a fetish for being pampered and fattened and touched

2 hours later 4693633 Anonymous
>>4693608 I'm seconding this statement unironically

2 hours later 4693642 Anonymous
>Someone here commissioned Jay to make that drawing knowing it would get him shut down.

2 hours later 4693650 Anonymous
>>4693608 MLPG doesn't think JJ is particularly bad, just really really really REALLY overrated like fuck by his drooling fans.

2 hours later 4693652 Anonymous
>>4693608 its true, he's actually quite good at art His problem is that he's gotten lazy with guaranteed adoration and doesn't really try at anything any more, especially at jokes.

2 hours later 4693653 Anonymous (1347859645224.gif 564x428 1813kB)
>>4693625

2 hours later 4693654 Anonymous
>>4693642 >someone here >mlpg always taking credit for shit they didn't do

2 hours later 4693662 Anonymous
>>4693650 >like Jay

2 hours later 4693670 Anonymous
>>4693650 then blame his fans and not him

2 hours later 4693674 Anonymous
>>4693525 Remember that time there was a cum on pony toys blog

2 hours later 4693677 Anonymous (fluttershy_blush_vector_by_velvetjellybeans-d4o1mti.png 832x960 172kB)
frrrt~

2 hours later 4693682 Anonymous
>>4693662 The problem is that JJ's unfunny GAMER LUNA XDDDD!!!1 shit is actually considered superior to the show itself by bronies.

2 hours later 4693684 Anonymous
>>4693556 Just like pony cons then pretty much

2 hours later 4693686 Anonymous
>>4693677 fluttershy is worst pony

2 hours later 4693689 Anonymous (Exl1ql907ro1_1280.png 892x515 416kB)
>>4693677 How embarrassing!

2 hours later 4693695 Anonymous
>>4693677 fartfag pls suicide

2 hours later 4693696 Anonymous
http://www.deviantart.com/#/d5g0ul0 oh

2 hours later 4693697 Anonymous (1346402874706.png 370x507 339kB)
>>4693682

2 hours later 4693700 Anonymous
>>4693684 i'd rather smell sweat and shame than bile anyday

2 hours later 4693704 Anonymous
>>4693677 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiVEaSP_4rA

2 hours later 4693706 Anonymous
>>4693674 I never had a problem with the blog existing I didn't like how self-righteous they got about it though. Really, if they'd just ignored everything nothing would have really come of it.

2 hours later 4693707 Anonymous (1323136463916.png 613x613 385kB)
>>4693682 >OMG SHE PLAYS VIDYA JUST LEIK US >WOMAN PONE LOEVS VIDYA >JJ UR DA BEST WE LUF YOU ALWAYS

2 hours later 4693723 Anonymous
>>4693700 sweat, shame, semen, farts etc

2 hours later 4693724 Anonymous
>>4693696 I don't understand what's wrong

2 hours later 4693731 Anonymous (Dash Eats Ramen.png 900x900 169kB)
Which pony would appreciate a meal you cooked for her the most?

2 hours later 4693735 Anonymous
>>4693652 when he made some humanized protraits of the main 6 with a different style i thought he was actually going to try something new and stick to it but instead he kept doing the usual

2 hours later 4693737 Anonymous
>>4693629 Well how about a nice big pile of sweets? Soft and easy to chew, sweet and tasty, and most importantly; nice and fattening. Would you like to be hand fed while you got your belly rubs? What if a daub of frosting got mushed onto your nose after a big slice of chocolate cake? Would you let them wipe it up then hold their finger out for you? Would you suckle it clean?

2 hours later 4693743 Anonymous
>>4693731 none of them would ever appreciate me or the things I did for them

2 hours later 4693744 Anonymous
You can't really compare Jay and JJ at all, they are two kinds of bad. Jay is bad because... well we all know why he's bad. JJ is bad because he shamelessly caters to bronies for popularity. LK said it earlier that he's trapped by his fans and just shitting stuff out because they expect it and will eat it up.

2 hours later 4693749 Anonymous
>>4693743 Ouch

2 hours later 4693755 Anonymous
>>4693731 dash is looking unimpressed with that shit meal because there's no protein in it. srsly, she's an athlete and you think that she'd be HAPPY that you gave her salty, bland carbohyrates without a gram of protein to be found? you sicken me.

2 hours later 4693761 Anonymous
>>4693731 Fluttershy or AJ. Rarity would expect it, Twilight wouldn't notice until it was cold, and Pinkie would be in the kitchen. And Dash had fast food for dinner. Again.

2 hours later 4693764 Anonymous
>>4693731 How does pony use chopsticks?

2 hours later 4693765 Anonymous
>>4693652 >he's actually quite good at art I've always thought his characters looked lifeless and boring.

2 hours later 4693774 Anonymous
>>4693755 >implying I gave her that I was using it as an example of what she would eat if i couldn't cook for her.

2 hours later 4693778 Anonymous
>>4693696 what is that? why should i care about it? how is that related to anything?

2 hours later 4693780 Anonymous
>>4693764 Very carefully

2 hours later 4693785 Anonymous
>>4693743 >tfw even if they were real, they'd want nothing to do with you Such is the life...

2 hours later 4693786 Anonymous (AJ Cracks Nuts with her Butt.png 890x985 302kB)
>>4693764 Same way they use nutt crackers

2 hours later 4693797 Anonymous (AppleJackBakingWithHerButt.png 1440x1440 312kB)
>>4693786 And cook.

2 hours later 4693801 Full Stop
>>4693786 >AJ doing things with her butt Man, I remember that.

2 hours later 4693813 Anonymous (i_am_not_amused.jpg 640x480 118kB)
>>4693774 don't try and back out now you lazy piece of shit. admit it. that's the kind of shit you eat to get fat and stay slow and weak, and you thought she'd like it. are you even trying? do you even care about her at all? >oh gee RD, here's a bucket of the same pig slop I eat that I microwaved for you. hope you love me now because that technically counts as me cooking you dinner

2 hours later 4693814 Anonymous
>>4693785 Really it would be worse if they were real. Because then they would exist, and knowing that you could be with them but at the same time knowing that you realistically couldn't is painful.

2 hours later 4693815 Full Stop
>>4693797 ...Speak of the devil

2 hours later 4693831 Anonymous
>>4693815 What

2 hours later 4693836 Anonymous
>>4693737 yes yes yes being fed while being rubbed would be heavenly they would have to fight to get their finger back too...

2 hours later 4693837 Anonymous
>>4693813 Oh you made my day with that post anon I'm dying here. No I actually really love to cook, I even post on /ck/ occasionally. And on that same vein, I think Dash would appreciate it the most since she eats that shit when she's alone.

2 hours later 4693843 Anonymous
>>4693815 Draw AJ doing more tasks with her butt!

2 hours later 4693844 Full Stop
>>4693831 it is a thing I drew at one point

2 hours later 4693852 Anonymous
Which pinoy is the best at sex?

2 hours later 4693855 Anonymous
>>4693737 >>4693836 Get a load of these dorks

2 hours later 4693856 Anonymous
>>4693328 http://boy-in-pantys.tumblr.com/post/32125458012/bubblegum-bursts-holy-fucking-s-h-i-t-and

2 hours later 4693861 Anonymous (disgusted_rarity.png 247x174 59kB)
>>4693837 >implying RD doesn't stick to a diet to go fast

2 hours later 4693865 Anonymous (Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt.png 499x575 86kB)
>>4693797 And frost cakes

2 hours later 4693868 Full Stop
>>4693843 I'm workin' on something else at the moment

2 hours later 4693869 Anonymous (1343433143525.png 1585x1660 302kB)
>>4693813 Rainbow Dash is a fat fuck who'd eat anything you present as food in front of her

2 hours later 4693872 Anonymous
>>4693852 I don't know many Phillipino people so I can't really answer that question

2 hours later 4693873 Anonymous
>>4693855 I wish i could find that one picture of 2 neckbeards RPing as Lyra and Bon Bon. It's like a 4 panel comic and you don't know it's 2 people rping until the end.

2 hours later 4693875 Anonymous
>>4693856 I wasn't planning on fapping tonight and then someone had to post Kidsune

2 hours later 4693882 Anonymous (12345123515834.png 305x301 79kB)
>>4693868 oh okay

2 hours later 4693887 Anonymous
>>4693836 Well aren't you a feisty one. Maybe we should just skip the cake... After that finger finally popped out of your mouth, they'd mush their hand around in the rest of the cake, then hold it up to your lips. You can just suckle on that while you get that thick little tummy of yours frenched~

2 hours later 4693890 Anonymous
>>4693861 >All she eats is protein shakes and supplements.

2 hours later 4693896 Anonymous
>>4693890 But anon, where does Dash find all the protein she needs?

2 hours later 4693897 Anonymous
>>4693861 /fit/ pls go pls

2 hours later 4693899 Full Stop (Har har har.png 1283x720 761kB)
>>4693785 Step nine, brudda

2 hours later 4693905 chistery
>>4693682 Never let your fun be ruined because some brony might like it. If you do, half of everything will be dead to you. I let the brony thing get to me and even Stetsons looked awful because they're sort of close to fedoras.

2 hours later 4693906 Anonymous
What would you do if pone licked their lips and tried to seduce you?

2 hours later 4693923 Anonymous
>>4693906 >ponka i am not a cake >ponka >stop biting my face

2 hours later 4693924 Anonymous
>>4693899 I always forgot that one and go directly to step ten.

2 hours later 4693926 Anonymous
>>4693896 Fluttershys animal friends.

2 hours later 4693928 Anonymous
>>4693906 Let them

2 hours later 4693931 Anonymous
>>4693856 >that horsecock dildo is so large you can see the buldge in her stomach neat, i didnt think that was actually real. i thought it only happened in anime.

2 hours later 4693936 Anonymous (RD2++941991.png 207x204 46kB)
>>4693896 Beans Dash is a very gassy pony

2 hours later 4693938 Full Stop
>>4693924 Poor move! Step 11 is another good one, now that I look at it. Step 12 is overrated.

3 hours later 4693939 Anonymous (1334724153650.jpg 306x254 45kB)
>>4693906 Let see how far they can go.

3 hours later 4693940 Anonymous
>>4693928 Even if they looked you up and down, mentally undressing you and biting their lower lip?

3 hours later 4693943 Anonymous
>>4693617 >with a sultry giggle and a flick of her wrist, she plucks the shirt from your body in a single swift motion, like pulling the tablecloth out from under a set of fine china >"Much better~" >she playfully nips your shoulder as her hands wander up and down your chest >"I bet THIS..." >she pulls you in closer, smooshing her ample cleavage against your back, only the thin material of her one-piece standing between your flesh and hers >"...feels much better now~"

3 hours later 4693944 Anonymous (sweatan.jpg 300x300 20kB)
>>4693836 >>4693887 Guys Stop I shouldn't like this as much as I am

3 hours later 4693945 Juice
>>4693707 yeah that shit pisses me off too

3 hours later 4693946 Anonymous
>>4693899 >Dipper notices Twilight has a check list for everything. >"H-hey, I thought I was the only one who did that..." >"You smell like lavender."

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3 hours later 4693949 Anonymous
>>4693939 A Scootaloo is not for seducting

3 hours later 4693950 Anonymous
>>4693765 If you look at his long running webcomic, you can see how far he's come. Not very.

3 hours later 4693952 Anonymous (Ur a Fluttershy.jpg 1679x943 120kB)
>>4693944 Hahaha

3 hours later 4693954 Anonymous
>>4693938 yeah, don't do step 12 11 is where it's at

3 hours later 4693961 Anonymous
>>4693924 I always go directly to step 12.

3 hours later 4693962 Wolf Nanaki
>>4692523 Eh. People can draw what they wanna draw.

3 hours later 4693963 Anonymous
>>4693899 Man, I don't even have anyone in mind to perform step 9 on. Or any of the steps. I'm both dismayed at this, and paradoxically alright with it. I'm in no condition to be romancing anyone.

3 hours later 4693965 Anonymous
>>4693947 What a coincidence, that guy is into Rarity.

3 hours later 4693974 Anonymous
>>4693962 WRONG

3 hours later 4693975 Anonymous
>>4693936 >All of her shelves are full of Creatine and Lentils.

3 hours later 4693976 Anonymous
>>4693931 >her

3 hours later 4693977 Juice
>>4693899 Step 12 looks like Simpsons font

3 hours later 4693980 Anonymous (Van pelt (7).jpg 369x248 24kB)
>>4693946 I don't think I recall what the scent of lavender was like...

3 hours later 4693986 Anonymous (1341882782140.png 776x792 253kB)
>>4693926 >Fluttershy's animal friends keep disappearing >She asks if Rainbow Dash knows where any of them are >Dash's belly is bulging out suspiciously and shifting around as if it were alive >"Sorry -urp- Fluttershy..haven't seen em around..Maybe Twilight knows"

3 hours later 4693992 Klondike
>>4693962 You Yes Yes YOU Are the second worst person for reals this time

3 hours later 4693993 Anonymous
>>4693940 Yes, it's not like I wouldn't be doing my own share of dirty looks and lewd comments.

3 hours later 4693995 Anonymous (sad_chrysalis.png 800x916 360kB)
>>4693906 pinch myself, because no one would seduce me. if anything, they'd be licking their lips at someone behind me, simultaneously giving me some fleeting glimmer of hope that someone would actually want me while causing all sorts of embarrassment for her. a moment later I'd realize my mistake and she'd give me a disgusted look and brush past me trying her hardest not to make the slightest bit of contact. her target would laugh at me and join her as they walked away together, leaving me by myself to look at them getting farther and farther away. with no one by my side. no one around me. alone. this is just how things are going to be. I know I should just accept it, but I know that "forever alone" isn't really a joke anymore. it's a curse from which I'll never be free.

3 hours later 4693996 Full Stop
>>4693954 Just that step 11 takes a lot of practice. I got that out of the way by pretending I was hilarious throughout high school. People started believing me after a while!

3 hours later 4694003 chistery
>>4693899 I always go right to 10 because I must have a spaghetti reactor deep inside me. >>4693924 Like that person!

3 hours later 4694005 Anonymous
>>4693887 oh jeez i'm not sure how well i would be able to function i would have to keep reminding myself to lick and not bite but their hand would be cleaner than ever afterwards

3 hours later 4694013 Anonymous (120925-mlp_sunny.jpg 770x636 124kB)
>>4692756 >>4692790 >>4692866 Man, I haven't drawn actual ponies very much. But here she is for comparison. Maybe they can be friends.

3 hours later 4694014 Anonymous (CookingWithSilverSpoon.jpg 952x998 289kB)
>>4693980 I feel sorry for you then. My shampoo is lavender scented. ...shut up. It's a perfectly manly scent!

3 hours later 4694018 Anonymous
>>4693944 Aww, do you need a little somethin' too?

3 hours later 4694019 Anonymous
>>4693995 But that's the beautiful thing about the ponies, anon. They don't know what humans look like so they have no basis of comparison. Even Rarity might think you're handsome.

3 hours later 4694034 Anonymous
>>4694019 They don't have monkeys in Equestria, do they?

3 hours later 4694037 Anonymous
Does anyone have that gif of Ken with the crazy hair from the Barby shorts?

3 hours later 4694045 Anonymous
>>4692731 I am, but it's furry shit that the general won't like

3 hours later 4694052 Anonymous
>>4693993 What about if they leaned in close and told you that you were the sexiest thing they'd ever seen and all you needed to do was say the word and they'd be yours for the night?

3 hours later 4694055 Anonymous
>>4694045 Rose pls.

3 hours later 4694056 Anonymous
>>4694019 That's the problem, anon. I'm ugly on the inside. I know it. People who know me know it. I don't know how to change it, and ponies couldn't either. Not even with the magic of friendship. Even if they were real, we could never be together.

3 hours later 4694059 Anonymous (Van pelt (8).jpg 294x224 20kB)
>>4694014 Pansy

3 hours later 4694060 Anonymous
>>4694045 Post it anyway. The General likes anthro now apparently.

3 hours later 4694064 Anonymous (1325289239665.jpg 571x515 83kB)
>>4694056 Get over here bro

3 hours later 4694066 Anonymous
>>4694056 The magic of friendship can change anyone. Cheer up faggot.

3 hours later 4694069 Anonymous
>>4694060 Oh, it's not even anthro It's lolifur

3 hours later 4694070 Anonymous
>>4694018 I'm fine just watching you two Bellies and belly buttons and sensual feeding are just top tier for me, I can't help it

3 hours later 4694072 Anonymous (2spooky.gif 126x126 127kB)
>>4694060 You speak for the general now? Gee I missed that announcement.

3 hours later 4694074 Anonymous (terpy.png 403x633 83kB)
>>4694055 for once, no

3 hours later 4694076 Anonymous
I need a link to Corwin's LMJ comic for reasons.

3 hours later 4694083 Anonymous (IDon'tEven.jpg 300x309 100kB)
>>4694059 I-it's not that I like the fresh flowery scent or anything!

3 hours later 4694084 Anonymous
>>4694064 Oh no, we're being pulled into a >that feel vortex. And there's no escape. Man, fuck >that feel ;_;

3 hours later 4694087 Anonymous (sceet.png 500x615 259kB)
>>4694069 Why the fuck?

3 hours later 4694088 Anonymous
>>4694056 I'm never sure if posts like this are from people just being contrarian or severely depressed. Or if it's the same anon every time.

3 hours later 4694092 Anonymous
>>4694056 >that feel It's only after people get to know me they are repulsed. Could ponies really be that different?

3 hours later 4694095 Anonymous
>>4694076 see >>4691856 >>4691948

3 hours later 4694096 Anonymous
>>4693943 "It would feel much better if that pesky one-piece of yours wasn't preventing me from feeling your body even better."

3 hours later 4694099 Anonymous
>>4694060 I'd wager there's a larger silent group of people like myself who actually ignore things they don't like, like the anthro pictures.

3 hours later 4694100 Anonymous
>>4694074 Rose makes the cute things

3 hours later 4694102 Anonymous
>>4694056 Anything will look beautiful if you break the mirror.

3 hours later 4694106 Anonymous
>>4691948 so has that guy posted more yet?

3 hours later 4694108 Anonymous (Van pelt (6).jpg 261x205 18kB)
>>4694083 I bet you pretend you're washing your filthy body in Twilight's scent, aren't you

3 hours later 4694111 Anonymous (So Deep I cannot even into anything.png 900x727 111kB)
>>4694102

3 hours later 4694116 Anonymous
>>4694106 Not yet, he says he's doing one page a day so 3 should come out sometime later tonight

3 hours later 4694120 Anonymous
>>4694087 Because it gets my motor going.

3 hours later 4694121 Anonymous
>>4693943 Just how ample is her cleavage? Great and powerful, no doubt? Bigger than her head?

3 hours later 4694124 Anonymous (tropicana asleep.png 1000x1000 333kB)
>>4694013 >Sunny and Tropicana I can dig that. I already unplugged my tablet, I'll be sure to draw them together tomorrow!

3 hours later 4694130 Anonymous
>>4694120 Post a link or something at least

3 hours later 4694136 Anonymous
>>4694121 Butt Trixie is canon neither Great nor Powerful.

3 hours later 4694137 Anonymous
>>4694111 Why is his cute mark a dradle and why is it not on his flank?

3 hours later 4694139 Anonymous
>>4694014 Mine is green apple

3 hours later 4694141 Anonymous
>>4694120 this is why I don't want to get good at drawing things on the internet.

3 hours later 4694143 Anonymous (ThatFaceRarity.png 1200x1200 147kB)
>>4694108 Oh course not. Don't be silly. I pretend it's Rarity.

3 hours later 4694144 Anonymous
>>4694074 I bet terpy sounds like a giggling 5 year old

3 hours later 4694146 Juice
>>4694124 awww that's a cute pony

3 hours later 4694147 Anonymous
>>4694121 refer to >>4690404

3 hours later 4694150 Anonymous
>>4694139 Tea tree oil here It smells nice but I can't think of a pony that it would match

3 hours later 4694151 Anonymous
>>4694095 Much obliged.

3 hours later 4694152 Anonymous
>>4694141 vroom vroom~

3 hours later 4694153 Anonymous
>>4694124 >Somewhere there is a "PRAISE THE SUN" joke.

3 hours later 4694159 Anonymous
>>4694074 That Derpy reminds me of a bug Terpy is best bug pone

3 hours later 4694160 Anonymous
>>4694005 That's right... Be a good little pony and eat it allll up... There's another nice big handful of sugary treats ready for you when you finish. It'd be really nice to slip a wet tongue deep into that squishy belly, and just suckle and kiss while listening to you slosh and burble with all that tasty food.

3 hours later 4694161 Anonymous
>>4694150 The Spa Twins.

3 hours later 4694164 Anonymous
>>4694150 uh....Fluttershy? DYEWTS?

3 hours later 4694165 Anonymous (Van Pelt (15).jpg 379x288 25kB)
>>4694143 Absolutely horrific

3 hours later 4694170 Anonymous
>>4694165 don't you have an almanac to be working on, Sir Hammerlock?

3 hours later 4694171 Anonymous
All the twin ponies in the show should have a group picture. How many sets are there?

3 hours later 4694172 Anonymous
>>4694150 My tea tree nigga.

3 hours later 4694175 Anonymous (Seriously you guys.png 73x127 7kB)
>>4694165 It is, isn't it?

3 hours later 4694182 Anonymous
>Smell like smoke. >Find it amazing. Someone needs to bottle this shit and sell it. Which pony smells like smoke?

3 hours later 4694185 Anonymous
>>4694052 I'd ask them if they were willing to live with the consequences, once you've had a taste of what humans can do, it's hard to go back to ponies.

3 hours later 4694188 Anonymous
>>4694171 Flitter and Cloud Chaser Aloe and Lotus Pumpkin and Pound Flim and Flam probably Uhh are there more?

3 hours later 4694190 Anonymous (Van pelt (2).jpg 294x233 21kB)
>>4694170 Eh?

3 hours later 4694195 Anonymous
>>4694116 oh god this shit is pure gold

3 hours later 4694196 Anonymous
>>4694182 What kind of smoke?

3 hours later 4694200 Anonymous
>>4694182 Cigarette smoke or campfire smoke?

3 hours later 4694202 Anonymous (tropicana half assed thing.png 1000x1000 92kB)
>>4694146 Thanks, she thinks you're cute too.

3 hours later 4694203 Anonymous
>>4694170 He has found bronies to be fascinating creatures. So he is studying them.

3 hours later 4694212 Anonymous
>>4694196 >>4694200 Campfire. The sweetness of it.

3 hours later 4694215 Anonymous
>>4694203 But Brony™ is trademarked. Let's call them Bonerfarts.

3 hours later 4694219 Anonymous
>>4694212 Sometimes it even just smells like that outside in the evening. I wonder what that is.

3 hours later 4694220 Anonymous
>>4694202 >thinking Juice is cute Is she blind?

3 hours later 4694226 Anonymous
http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/post/32309308241/ So apparently Jay didn't delete his tumblrs, they were suspended.

3 hours later 4694227 Anonymous
>>4694185 And if they said they'd be willing to do it just for a chance to feel that hot body of yours against theirs before gently flicking their tongue against your ear?

3 hours later 4694236 Anonymous
>>4694188 DRAWFAGS ASSEMBLE hey rose I know you don't take requests much anymore but a twin day picture would be cute if you want to or something

3 hours later 4694244 Anonymous
>>4694182 Hobopony

3 hours later 4694245 Anonymous
>>4694220 He has amazing fingers.

3 hours later 4694246 Anonymous
>>4694215 considering the amount of boners and farts that are in the typical MLPG thread, I'd say that name's quite accurate.

3 hours later 4694247 Anonymous
>>4694212 http://campfire-cologne.com/

3 hours later 4694248 Anonymous
>>4694212 Campfire is a wonderful smell. I know I like it when I smell like it, but I'm never sure if it offends other people.

3 hours later 4694252 Tex (BB.png 1667x1201 597kB)
Done streaming.

3 hours later 4694254 Anonymous
>>4694226 >http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/post/32309308241/ Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle commissions?

3 hours later 4694255 Anonymous
>>4694202 >>4694124 >>4692756 who drew these?

3 hours later 4694256 Anonymous
>>4694226 Slowpoke.png

3 hours later 4694261 Anonymous
>>4694182 Furnace pony If you feed her different kinds of wood like Maple, Oak or Hickory her scent changes

3 hours later 4694275 Anonymous
>>4694252 Fuck Tex That cute Cute means Kawaii in english

3 hours later 4694279 Anonymous
>>4694252 That Tiara is really awesome. Nicely done.

3 hours later 4694281 Anonymous
>>4694212 There's this. http://www.demeterfragrance.com/58083/704084/All-Classic-Scents/Fireplace.html

3 hours later 4694282 Anonymous
>>4694144 >hey terpy what are you doing >"I need to find... a button." >what do you need a button for? >"I gotta put it on the floor!" >why do you have to put a button on the floor? >"Because then... there'll be a fairy!"

3 hours later 4694287 Anonymous
>>4694247 >"Oh shit." >Its just sticks of fatwood you set on fire. >... >Orders them anyways.

3 hours later 4694296 Anonymous
>>4694255 Boku No Pone

3 hours later 4694298 Anonymous (1348552276705.png 768x638 529kB)
>>4694256 I'm not up to my cloaca in tumblr drama all day sue me.

3 hours later 4694304 Anonymous (1348028726907.jpg 960x480 34kB)
>>4694252

3 hours later 4694305 Anonymous
>>4694287 http://ruggedscents.com/RuggedScents/Home.html

3 hours later 4694308 Anonymous (1330499201419-(n1331350191305).png 320x261 76kB)
>>4694252 Both expression is so fitting of them. Its cute.

3 hours later 4694320 Anonymous
>>4694227 I too long to feel their body, to run my hands over every voluptuous inch, to feel flesh against flesh.

3 hours later 4694323 Anonymous
>>4694261 this is the best thing. She'd eat the logs raw. I bet she gets in trouble with the Apple Family sometimes, and can't be seen anywhere around the property ever since the incident.

3 hours later 4694325 Anonymous
>>4694160 oh geez oh god how many cakes are there? i want to be as big and soft as he wants me to be, just give me more

3 hours later 4694327 Anonymous
>>4694298 Why do her tears have the consistency of semen?

3 hours later 4694330 Anonymous
>>4694323 Damn that's hot

3 hours later 4694339 Anonymous
>>4694096 >"Oh? You wish to see the Great and Powerful Trixie in all of her glory?" >her chest rubs against your back as she coos in your ear >"To see her ample figure fully exposed for all to see~?" >her hand slips down to your waistline, unfastening your pants' button >"To lay eyes...and more...on her bare and plentiful body?" >she pinches your zipper between her thumb and index finger, slowly tugging it downwards >"If that is what you desire... then I hope you're willing to reciprocate~"

3 hours later 4694347 Anonymous
>>4694327 You are what you eat

3 hours later 4694351 Anonymous (furnace.jpg 621x711 40kB)
>>4694330 You think she can be like Ponyta in Pokemon where she can turn cool to those that she like?

3 hours later 4694357 Anonymous
>>4694327 >Trixie cries semen

3 hours later 4694358 Anonymous
>>4694323 The Bloomburg incident or the fermented cider incident?

3 hours later 4694363 Anonymous
>>4694147 I'll just use my imagination, then.

3 hours later 4694368 Anonymous
>>4694281 >Bonfire is mentioned. >Look it up Aw yiss You still my nigga, Anon. my smoke scented nigga.

3 hours later 4694376 Anonymous
>>4694320 Do you take them to your home or follow them to theirs? How far past the front door do you make it before they pounce you and press their mouth against yours, kissing you hungrily?

3 hours later 4694380 Anonymous
>>4694351 No. But would you still let Furnace pony embrace you lovingly as she scalds your skins and clouds your eyes with smokey tears?

3 hours later 4694387 Anonymous
>>4694351 Externally I don't think she'd be that intense except around the belly or CM. I'm sure she can adjust her internal tempature okay enough but feed her the right things and she really gets going

3 hours later 4694390 Anonymous
Do we want to be /mu/ for a bit?

3 hours later 4694393 Anonymous
why dont we stay in this thread for the rest of the night

3 hours later 4694394 Anonymous
>>4694390 >>>/mu/

3 hours later 4694395 Anonymous
>>4694390 Well the thread is nearly over, so sure. Just keep it here.

3 hours later 4694397 Anonymous
>>4694390 >tfw no gf

3 hours later 4694400 Anonymous
>>4694116 time to kick it in a night general, better get the MFLB ready

3 hours later 4694402 Anonymous
>>4694393 It dos feel all warm and cozy in here. Like warm Apple Pie

3 hours later 4694405 Anonymous
>>4694390 Who do you think Jeff's favorite pony is?

3 hours later 4694408 Anonymous
>>4694323 other ponies eat grass. furnace pony eats trees. her diet is seasonal. evergreen in the winter, apple trees in the spring, maple or oak in the fall. don't know what tree she'd eat for summer.

3 hours later 4694411 Anonymous
http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/post/32315421849/ >Yeah, remember 3 months ago when I said I was bleeding? >Burn scars, the doc told me earlier today! >Nearly 2nd degree! >Caused by stomach acid. >From eating a breading-nugget made of pure compacted spice powder in a box of McDonald’s Spicy Chicken McBites. What the fuck... Vegetables, man! Vegetables and water. Just sit down and eat an entire head of cabbage. Your eating habits are so terrible your body is literally trying to kill itself.

3 hours later 4694414 Anonymous
>>4694408 beachwood

3 hours later 4694416 Anonymous
>>4694408 The Larch.

3 hours later 4694417 Anonymous
>>4694390 No because you make fun of me ;_;

3 hours later 4694421 Anonymous
>>4694387 Of course she can keep the heat internal, just worrying about the external of that pony.

3 hours later 4694426 Anonymous
>>4694405 Jesus Christ

3 hours later 4694433 Anonymous
>>4694351 >>4694380 Furnace Pony is just like Flame Princess They both have the same initials

3 hours later 4694437 Anonymous
>>4694395 Okay, the real reason I asked is because I want to hype Why?'s new album some more because it's really good. http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?pjpbavutviy80im

3 hours later 4694438 Anonymous
>>4694408 I am sure she can eat any wood that burns.

3 hours later 4694443 Anonymous
>>4694417 Come on anon, don't be shy. What kind of music do you like?

3 hours later 4694445 Anonymous
>>4694411 yeah, no not physiologically possible

3 hours later 4694446 Anonymous
>>4694408 Maple tree bark must be the tastiest syrupy treat Pinecones must be popcorn to her

3 hours later 4694448 Anonymous
>>4694411 >Nature could not do it. >So his body is trying to finish the job.

3 hours later 4694453 Anonymous
>>4694433 furnace pony is best friends with tabasco pone. it's because she likes things hot.

3 hours later 4694455 Anonymous
>>4694443 Avenge Sevenfold

3 hours later 4694456 Anonymous
>>4694455 Okay I'm going to make fun of you

3 hours later 4694465 Anonymous
>>4694455 Hahaha, are you fucking serious?

3 hours later 4694466 Anonymous
>>4694443 Several different genres, some I cant even fucking name. Yet because of the fact that video game music is in there as well you guys laugh. Feels bad man. And yeah country and rap are INCLUDED.

3 hours later 4694469 Anonymous
My stomach is upset. Do we have an Tums or Pepto Pony?

3 hours later 4694472 Anonymous
>>4694433 Hot to the touch~ Does she also have a fiery temper?

3 hours later 4694477 Anonymous
>>4694455 I haven't listened to them, I have a negative opinion just because they're popular "metal", and their fanbase is awful, but so is MLP's, so there's that. Nothing wrong with liking a band. I like Andrew Jackson Jihad and their average fan is like 16-17.

3 hours later 4694484 Anonymous
>>4694472 Contrary to popular belief, no.

3 hours later 4694485 Anonymous
>>4694443 Video game and anime music

3 hours later 4694487 Anonymous
>>4694339 "I am if the Great and Powerful Trixie is willing to give me one of her no doubt extremely sensuous performances."

3 hours later 4694490 Anonymous
>>4694480 >>4694480 >>4694480 >>4694480

3 hours later 4694494 Anonymous
>>4694465 >>4694456 Fuck you guys their music is cool Go listed to radiohead and other bullshit fake hip music.

3 hours later 4694504 Anonymous
>>4694494 I don't care for Radiohead either, Though I do like NMH

3 hours later 4694512 Anonymous
I bet sleepypone would curl up around her at night for warmth in the winter. Her little smokestack would pop out the top of the blanket while she cuddles up with sleepypone. Does she smoke more when she's excited? Does it come out at a slow draw when she's calm? Does she huff smoke and make train noises when she's angry?

3 hours later 4694522 Anonymous
>>4694494 FUCK YOU THOM YORKE IS A SAINT

3 hours later 4694533 Anonymous
>>4694512 >Does she huff smoke and make train noises when she's angry? >furnace pone toots

3 hours later 4694541 Anonymous
>>4694512 drawfags pls pls draw this.

3 hours later 4694543 Anonymous
I've started listening to those albums/bands that are always at or near the top of /mu/ lists ITAOTS, Hospice, Loveless, AnCo, ITCOTCK, The Devil and God, Radiohead, MBDTF, some other things I can't name off the top of my head and while I enjoy listening to them and have put them through multiple listenthroughs, I don't understand what makes them "good" and I doubt I would have ever tried them were it not for /mu/ saying so. I don't know how to feel about this.

3 hours later 4694568 Anonymous (hipster_FS.jpg 743x597 50kB)
>>4694543 >>>/mu/ pls go.

3 hours later 4694573 Anonymous
>>4694543 Well one thing I like about some of those is that they stand up to multiple listens really well. Like there's music that i can't stand listening to anymore cause I've heard it so many times.

3 hours later 4694579 Anonymous
>>4694443 Mariah Carey

3 hours later 4694582 Anonymous
>>4694376 I would take them to my home, where else would I find the equipment we would need for a pleasurable evening ? I'd hope they would be content with some playful kisses until we're able to reach the bedroom.

3 hours later 4694584 Anonymous
>>4694543 Most people who think they're the best albums they've ever heard haven't listened to enough music. They're just good albums that a wide cross-section of /mu/ can agree on liking.

3 hours later 4694608 Anonymous
>>4694584 Sounds like they're just all entry level, then

3 hours later 4694627 Anonymous
>>4694543 They're entry-level easy listening stuff meant to guide you toward the harder stuff

3 hours later 4694630 Anonymous
can someone please make a new thread so we can drop the meta-/mu/ bullshit here please?

3 hours later 4694631 Anonymous
>>4694582 They'd no doubt follow you anywhere as long as you let them keep making out with you. What sort of equipment are you planning to use?

3 hours later 4694637 Anonymous
>>4694627 >>4694608 dohoho.

3 hours later 4694648 Anonymous
>>4694630 >>4694490 >>4694480

4 hours later 4695155 Anonymous
>>4694631 Things such as lotions and oils if they care for a massage. I also have collection of restraints, something to help them feel like they're really my little pony

4 hours later 4695225 Anonymous
hey, if that other guy from the trixie thing is still here... i'm sorry i posted it in the new horse and ruined everything

4 hours later 4695296 Anonymous
>>4695225 No problem

4 hours later 4695333 Anonymous
>>4695225 Just keep erping in the new horse I'm not even following it (eww anthro) but it's hilarious to see some guy getting butthurt out of nowhere

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