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2012-09-25 08:41 4677172 Anonymous MLP General (Dash Goggles.png 900x1001 194kB)
On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like Rainbow Dash? I mean she pretty much is the star of the show. Old Thread: >>4674097

0 min later 4677176 Anonymous
inb4 marker

1 min later 4677193 Anonymous
0 i hate the gays

1 min later 4677196 Anonymous (1340171890829.png 627x845 512kB)


1 min later 4677202 Anonymous (1341632902540.png 800x900 138kB)
>>4677172 9

1 min later 4677204 Anonymous (neongeneral.gif 220x225 30kB)
Welcome to Nighttime General. Put some chill music on, kick back with your favorite drink, and get your pone on.

1 min later 4677207 Anonymous
0 she's a cunt

2 min later 4677212 Anonymous
>>4677172 6 I don't dislike her, but she can be a bit much.

2 min later 4677215 Anonymous
>>4677144 >you will never wake up in a hotel room in Toronto, Scootalieu sleeping on your chest and murmuring sweet French nothings into your ear

2 min later 4677219 Anonymous
>>4677172 Are you accepting negative numbers as viable answers? 7. Alright horse, would befriend.

2 min later 4677220 Anonymous
>>4677196 Best start possible.

2 min later 4677222 Anonymous
cum/10

2 min later 4677225 Anonymous (chocolatestallion.png 900x1036 233kB)
>>4677193 Don't be like that We just want to cuddle~

2 min later 4677230 Anonymous
You bring your waifu to a family get-together. How do they get on with everyone? Do they like your family? Does your family like them? Assume the issue of pony isn't a problem or that she's human.

2 min later 4677231 Anonymous
>>4677172 9. I'd give her a ten if it weren't for Pinkie and Rarity.

2 min later 4677233 Anonymous
>>4677215 >Toronto >French

3 min later 4677239 Anonymous
Tex is streaming again like he said he would. http://www.livestream.com/texdraws

3 min later 4677242 Anonymous (I like what I'm reading.png 1280x720 657kB)
>>4677215 >Scootalieu

3 min later 4677244 Anonymous
>>4677172 8, mostly because I want to cum in rainbow dash.

4 min later 4677250 Anonymous
>>4677168 I wouldn't throw her away. I'd need someone there to help me raise the little tykes. But if she'll understand. If she's too old, it's unsafe for her to continue reproduction. I'll need a new brood mare to continue the expansion of our family and business.

4 min later 4677251 Anonymous
>>4677244 >>>/piss/

4 min later 4677253 Snarky Bastard (mlp braeburn thinking.jpg 722x800 67kB)
>>4677196 oh, test-i-FY, brother.

4 min later 4677254 Anonymous (11.gif 500x241 501kB)
>>4677172 On a scale of 1 to 10? ... 11

4 min later 4677255 Anonymous
1,100,000/10

4 min later 4677259 Anonymous (1 (45).jpg 492x311 41kB)
about a 5 or 6. i just wish she wasn't so damn arrogant

4 min later 4677265 Anonymous
>>4677244 Back to the piss with you.

4 min later 4677268 Anonymous (1348552615211.png 728x975 611kB)


4 min later 4677271 Anonymous (Dash Face of Happy.png 4860x4860 685kB)
>>4677254 FINALLY

4 min later 4677272 Anonymous (1346570275544.jpg 950x519 61kB)


5 min later 4677275 Anonymous (1340469973811.gif 254x338 1510kB)
>>4677215

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7, drunk 8. Wait, what?

5 min later 4677281 Anonymous
>>4677253 >not meme trixie unicorn wtf are you doing mane

5 min later 4677288 Anonymous
>>4677275 Twily stop farting in the tub.

6 min later 4677289 Anonymous
>>4677172 8. She's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. She has an ego, she's lazy, and she's as good at handling people with delicate feelings as a palsied retard doing brain surgery with a pipe-wrench, but she's still a good-hearted pony.

6 min later 4677298 Anonymous (vlcsnap-2012-09-07-20h28m41s15.png 1280x720 396kB)
Holy fuck Pinkie Pie is so adorable. I can't contain my HNNNNNNNGs.

6 min later 4677299 Anonymous (she's even cute when she's grumpy.png 3758x2861 1459kB)
>>4677172 She's a very nice pony

7 min later 4677300 Snarky Bastard
>>4677254 >this series will never not be mediocre as fuck

7 min later 4677302 Anonymous
>>4677271 finally what, rainbow dash?

7 min later 4677306 Anonymous (Dash Shrug.png 1026x900 146kB)
>>4677289 Look at all those things it took you to describe her. What depth and passion. How could she not be the best?

7 min later 4677308 Anonymous
>>4677288 >Twily Shining Surfer pls go

7 min later 4677312 Anonymous
>>4677300 You're just all shades of contrarian aintcha

8 min later 4677319 Anonymous
>>4677300 >says the guy who watches and discusses "My Little Pony"

8 min later 4677320 Anonymous
Would you casually fist a mare as you both sit on the couch watching TV?

8 min later 4677323 Anonymous
>>4677306 I can describe her in one word: cunt

8 min later 4677325 Anonymous
>>4677306 You can do that with every character >mlp characters >deep Full brony.

8 min later 4677326 Anonymous
>>4677196 Oh man, I would love to be a nervous braeburn led by a sexually forward Soarin. He'd tell me I've wanted it like this my entire life, and who would I be to say no with my rock-hard cock flopping in time with his thrusts. He'd kiss the tears away and blow his load deep inside me after his reacharound stained the floor beneath me. Then he'd let me take my time getting comfortable with cleaning him up using only my mouth, before he bigspooned me to sleep.

8 min later 4677329 Anonymous (1335571877769.png 785x476 260kB)
>>4677298 She is a cute pone.

8 min later 4677330 Anonymous (out.Shining Surfer.jpg 800x533 710kB)
>>4677308 Never. [1]

8 min later 4677331 Anonymous
>>4677320 Damn it anon That's my fetish stop stealing it

8 min later 4677333 Anonymous
>>4677299 Why does the part about her being an expert napper point to her butt?

9 min later 4677334 Anonymous
>>4677320 I have pretty big hands, so I don't think there'd be anything casual about it. Still, I AGREE TO THE FISTING

9 min later 4677337 Anonymous
>>4677320 Could I tickle the back of her throat with my fingertips, making her hiccup and then giggle?

10 min later 4677345 Anonymous
>>4677333 butt cuddles

10 min later 4677349 Snarky Bastard
>>4677326 would he lay back and let you rest on his stomach as he pumped you? would he let you lie against him, feeling your hearts beating in unison?

10 min later 4677351 Anonymous
>>4677337 that's not there's Do you think it's just a long tube from your mouth to your ass?

10 min later 4677354 Anonymous
>>4677337 Only if she could suck on your fingers afterwards. Though she might like you to tease her cervix with your other hand at the same time.

10 min later 4677355 Anonymous
>>4677345 Rose pls.

10 min later 4677358 Anonymous
>>4677330 Well then quit being a surfer and start being a badass noble knight like a Captain of the Guard is supposed to be.

11 min later 4677359 Anonymous (ShiningPipeline.jpg 1152x982 1223kB)
>>4677330 [gnarly]

11 min later 4677360 Anonymous (1334270756355.gif 392x360 1126kB)
>>4677337 That's actually make her puke fucking everywhere.

11 min later 4677362 Anonymous
>>4677351 Who says ponies arent?

11 min later 4677364 Anonymous (disclaimer.png 600x500 46kB)
>>4677351

11 min later 4677365 Anonymous
>>4677326 woah that's pretty gay

12 min later 4677373 Einherjar (Dash lick.png 896x892 170kB)
>On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like Rainbow Dash? 12.

12 min later 4677375 Anonymous
>>4677360 >implying that's not what he's aiming for

12 min later 4677378 Anonymous (mylittlepony_friendshipismagic_02-cvra.jpg 597x906 192kB)
Daily reminder that Futashy is canon

12 min later 4677380 Anonymous
>>4677365 If it's gay to fantasize about being a nervious, submissive horse getting buttfucked by a strong, confident horse then I guess I'm a homo

13 min later 4677387 Anonymous
>>4677331 We could talk about it together if you'd like.

13 min later 4677388 Anonymous
>>4677337 What the actual fuck. Would that truthfully get you off?

13 min later 4677389 Anonymous (105408__UNOPT__explicit_vagina_straight_cum_queen-chrysalis_anus_shining-armor_royal-guard_bukkake_gaping_artist-da-goddamn-batguy_gangbang..png 884x600 382kB)
This guy can't draw faces for shit but Shining has a huge floor-dragging dick so I like that at least.

13 min later 4677390 subby
>>4677349 I'd prefer if he mounted me, just to make sure there was no dispute about me being the bottom in the relationship. But he'd be a tender, sensitive Stallion, even if he was type A. I'd be honored to be his Colt, and he'd love me, planting little kisses across the nape of my neck. >>4677365 Oh fucking really?

13 min later 4677394 Anonymous
sometimes i hurt my friends and when asked why i did i say i don't know and i really don't

13 min later 4677395 Anonymous
>>4677373 ..b-but that's 20% more than 10! Outrageous!

14 min later 4677398 Anonymous
>>4677390 filtered

15 min later 4677409 Anonymous
>this thread why

15 min later 4677410 Anonymous
>>4677389 Not spoiler tagged. Prepare for 404.

16 min later 4677419 Anonymous
>>4677394 wait for that one faganon to come along and set up the hugbox. "oh just go waste all your money on therapy and pills and you'll be totally normal and happy again"

16 min later 4677420 Anonymous (24249__shipping_questionable_blushing_kissing_soarin-quo-_braeburn_gay_artist-kp-shadowsquirrel_soarburn_french-kiss.jpg 800x800 274kB)
>>4677390 >Soarin is more assertive >Braeburn is better hung

16 min later 4677424 Snarky Bastard
>>4677409 every uphill climb has a downhill slide. don't worry. all will be well.

16 min later 4677428 Anonymous (Silver-Spoon-made-you-some-lunch.png 667x675 148kB)
>>4677230 >Your family loves her - "She's so sweet, Anonymous!" >"Bring her back as soon as you can so she can meet the rest of the family, okay?" >And her cooking always makes a good impression, aside from the odd auntie who doesn't like being outdone when the family has a potluck, but even they can't deny how down-to-earth and polite she is. >It was also quite fun to watch their stunned reactions when they found out her family is loaded.

17 min later 4677440 Anonymous
>>4677268 That DOES piss me off. Especially how the misandry project orthogonal to hers is just as full of holes and gets nothing but hate hate hate hate hate online.

17 min later 4677445 Anonymous
>>4677424 shut up Saint Walker

17 min later 4677446 Anonymous
Unfortunately for Mr. House, California is one of 24 states that does not approve of such things, and further requires extensive therapeutic sexual counseling for offenders. The Humane Society is clamoring to throw the book at Mr. House. In addition to the counseling, they say that Daniel House ought to receive a nice long stay in jail — though it’s not clear if the Humane folks would count this prison experience as part of the therapy. "If House is convicted, this would be one of the most horrific cases of animal sexual abuse that has ever come to our attention," says Claire Ponder of the Humane Society. But this is not a case of animal sexual abuse, claims Mr. House. He’s not an animal abuser. He’s a bona fide animal lover, he says, and of course he admits to having sex with horses — with many, happy horses.

18 min later 4677456 Anonymous
>>4677440 If it makes you feel better, his did end up getting funded by the deadline. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1681576010/the-brian-banks-story

19 min later 4677460 Anonymous
94 hours left

19 min later 4677462 Anonymous
>>4677440 Firefox's dictionary recognizes misogyny as a word, but not misandry.

20 min later 4677469 Anonymous
>>4677460 I tired, but I didn't get a response. oh well.

20 min later 4677472 Anonymous
>>4677460 it's going to disappoint just like friend off 2

20 min later 4677474 Anonymous
>>4677469 What?

20 min later 4677476 subby
>>4677420 I prefer doms that size shame me, even if it is in a mostly loving manner. I would love to be "his" in a very carnal, yet still very real sense. I want to feel like I'd be lost without him even if he doesn't feel the same way about me (especially if he doesn't feel the same way about me). I want to be so eager to give him pleasure that he sometimes chastises me. I want our relationship to be entirely about what he wants.

21 min later 4677478 Anonymous
>>4677230 "Hey, uh, mom, this iiissss... Macintosh..." "How d'ya do, ma'am? The name's 'Big Macintosh', and Ah gotta say, you d-" "We've known for years; just come inside, no one cares"

21 min later 4677481 Anonymous
>>4677474 I tried to write for it, but didn't get included and got no response. Oh well.

21 min later 4677484 Anonymous
>>4677456 I don't care. I hope his accuser gets punitive damages for all the money she drew from the court case and ends up in jail for giving false testimony and god knows what else.

22 min later 4677486 Anonymous
>>4677478 >can't even tell if mom means into horses, into men, or both 10/10

22 min later 4677487 Snarky Bastard
>>4677476 your focus is too narrow. for it is said, man cannot survive on size-shaming and submission alone.

22 min later 4677488 Anonymous (mfw.png 173x185 35kB)
>>4677472 Trust me, this one is good.

22 min later 4677495 Anonymous
Season 3 when?

22 min later 4677496 Anonymous
WAIT A SECOND TAW REALLY HAS A DONATE BUTTON?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

23 min later 4677502 Anonymous (1338354098479.png 600x710 214kB)
PLEASE DON'T SAY "YOU ARE LAZY" DATTE HONTOU WA CRAZY HAKUCHOUTACHI WA SOU MIENAI TOKO DE BATAASHI SURU N DESU HONNOU NI JUUJUN CHUUJITSU HONROU MO JUUJUU SHOUCHI ZENTOYOUYOU DASHI DAKARA TAMA NI KYUUKEI SHICHAU N DESU KONO ME DE SHIKKARI MISADAMETE YUKISAKI CHIZUJOU MAAKU SHITE CHIKAMICHI AREBA SORE GA OUDOU HASHORERU TSUBASA MO AREBA JOUTOU YABA TSUME WARETA GURUU DE HOSHUU SHITA SORE DAKE DE NANKA TASSEIKAN DAIJI NA NO WA JIBUN KAWAIGARU KOTO JIBUN WO AISANAKYA HITO MO AISENAI

23 min later 4677506 Anonymous
>>4677481 Leth might let you in if you email him or catch him in the general. Of course, it would put us back a day for release...

23 min later 4677515 Anonymous
>>4677502 For the last fucking time Sweetie, we can't understand moon.

24 min later 4677520 Anonymous
>>4677506 Yeah, that's why I didn't push it. It's fine it will be fun to look at.

24 min later 4677525 Anonymous
>>4677502 Which K-ON is Sweetie Belle's favorite K-ON anyways?

24 min later 4677527 Anonymous
Have you been a good poster today? Do you deserve a visit from the slutty mare or the dunking stallion?

25 min later 4677530 Snarky Bastard
>>4677484 it's an interesting quandary. do we try to defuse their argument by kowtowing to their definition of misogyny, and in doing so win the battle but lose the war, or do we go over-the-top and teach them what misogyny really is? either way, the penis loses.

25 min later 4677535 Anonymous
>>4677527 >no slutty stallion I don't want either or these

25 min later 4677537 Anonymous
>>4677428 >She likes your family - seeing how close they are, and how relaxed and fun the atmosphere is; it's totally unlike anything her family did when she was growing up. >Sure, it's a little awkward when you go to HER family get-togethers, being the only one there who doesn't have a country-club membership, or a vacation house in Ibiza or Sicily or Greece, but she gives you a run-down of "high-class" etiquette, to make sure you don't embarrass yourself. >Her father is fond of you, and you find it's a lot less awkward when he's there - you don't get as many funny looks or hard-to-answer questions like, "So, you're poor. What's that like?" >Her mother, naturally, doesn't like you... but then again, she doesn't like anything, so fuck her, let her stand in the corner drinking wine and complaining to everyone in earshot.

25 min later 4677540 Anonymous
new season when MLPG?

26 min later 4677545 Anonymous
>>4677525 Judging from her personality, probably Yui. Scoots would like Ritsu the best, and Applebloom would probably like Azusa. No one gives a shit about Mugi or Mio ;_;

26 min later 4677549 Anonymous
>>4677527 Can I be visited by the Stallion who mounts me and uses me like a mare even if I beg him to stop (not that I necessarily would)?

27 min later 4677555 Anonymous
>>4677540 never FiM has been cancled

27 min later 4677556 Anonymous
>>4677530 Their definition of misogyny includes that men are bad bad bad bad rapists and use the system to universally punish women over men. That's far from saying "women don't commit crimes." This works on a separate axis. You got cash cash dollar dollar from the school system as part of a settlement on a rape that did happen and force someone else to sell their house and car just to put up defense? You belong in a fucking cage.

27 min later 4677559 Anonymous
>>4677545 >Silver Spoon is Mugi I don't actually watch the show. I'm just tossing shit out.

27 min later 4677560 Snarky Bastard
>>4677537 >her mother is essentially Ramona from RHoNY it's all coming together

27 min later 4677561 Anonymous
>>4677549 Pretty sure the slutty mare could make that happen What is a physical dunking like anyway?

27 min later 4677563 Anonymous
>>4677484 She had no repercussions for her and got to keep all the money she took. Amurrica

27 min later 4677565 Anonymous
>>4677545 >No one gives a shit about Mio Y-you take that back!

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28 min later 4677574 Anonymous
>>4677540 I work for the Hub and I can confirm the new season will start on October 19.

28 min later 4677575 Anonymous (Rarity Boxers.jpg 1000x1000 306kB)
What if Rarity wore boxers with your cutie mark on them?

29 min later 4677585 Anonymous
>>4677574 I am a little pony and can confirm our show has been canceled due to unwanted brony attention

29 min later 4677593 Anonymous
>>4677556 *didn't happen, VERY important clause, sorry.

29 min later 4677594 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUpAuMuaBJU

29 min later 4677595 Anonymous
>>4677559 Then how the hell did you know what the song lyrics were from?

30 min later 4677599 Anonymous
>>4677585 >>4677574 We all were, to a point. Even now, calling somebody out as a fan of the fandom in a thread that never discusses the show is pretty funny. Back then the threads were filled with as much rage and hatred as they are now, but all of that pointed outwards. We screamed for days at Past Sins. Our ongoing rivalry with Ponychan was a constant topic of conversation. We had that "Us vs Them" mentality that kept all of that latent irritation we felt with everything focussed on external factors, keeping the threads themselves laid back and, most importantly, fun to be in. /mlp/ killed us. Not because it soaked us in piss, though the bastardisation of so many things newcomers have misunderstood about our culture shows that we were, but because it gutted our enemies. We won, in a sense, and then all of a sudden the only things left to rage at were each other. It's not about me, it's not about people's reactions to me, it's that the culture of the thread has irrevocably altered. MLPG is but a shadow of what it used to be. I merely pay my respects. If people really want me to stop, I can do. You all know where to find me.

30 min later 4677602 Anonymous
>>4677575 >blank, white boxers meh

30 min later 4677603 Anonymous
>>4677559 >SS >the loving ojou-sama that funds all the trips for the gang because she's got that dolla dolla son Nope.

30 min later 4677604 Snarky Bastard
>>4677585 i am the Boogeyman and i can confirm the ponies have gone on strike due to fear of bronies raping them.

30 min later 4677605 Anonymous
>>4677585 Well my dad's the CEO of Gabe Newell and he says all the ponies are going to be forced into slave labor to make more episodes.

30 min later 4677607 Anonymous
>>4677535 The slutty mare takes the form of your greatest desires. Her power knows no gender boundaries.

31 min later 4677613 Anonymous
>>4677537 >the live band is playing, couples are out on the parquet shaking it up >you keep getting coy smiles and looks from Silver Spoon >you leave your half-finished plate of lasagna and nervously lead her out to the dance floor, feeling the burning gazes of a hundred strangers >especially her mom and dad, who make a point to swoop in close to you two to see what's going on

31 min later 4677618 Anonymous
>>4677603 She totally would if DT wasn't on her back all the time

31 min later 4677620 Anonymous
>>4677545 >Sweetie Belle plays with your squishy fingertips.

31 min later 4677622 Anonymous
>>4677595 He didn't. That was me. Ritsu > Azusa > Mio > Yui > Mugi

32 min later 4677627 Anonymous
>>4677605 >more episodes >still no Episode 3

32 min later 4677629 Anonymous
Which pony likes to make me crossdress?

32 min later 4677631 Anonymous (slut.jpg 500x561 74kB)
>>4677622 >putting Azuslut anywhere but last Shit nigga

33 min later 4677637 Anonymous
fuck you dr. house

33 min later 4677639 Anonymous
>>4677599 Yes, things change. Now shut up or find or make somewhere better.

33 min later 4677641 Anonymous (Rarity alters a dress.png 256x359 128kB)
>>4677629

33 min later 4677642 Anonymous
>>4677620 Someone draw this pls PLS

33 min later 4677643 Snarky Bastard
>>4677613 >thank God she took so many dancing lessons when she was a kid >even though you don't really have any idea what you're doing, her incredible talent and your passion for dancing with her manage to make you look much better than you really are >you hear her mother sniff and whisper to her father that "at least he isn't entirely without class"

33 min later 4677646 Anonymous
>>4677631 >image Wait, what, I thought this was a cute show about cute girls doing cute things I demand to know what is going on in there

33 min later 4677647 Anonymous
>>4677639 why

33 min later 4677648 Anonymous
>>4677629 Rainbow Dash >"AHAHA kid, you look girlier than I do even when Rarity dresses me up! Come on, let's see what the Stallions down at the Cloudsdale Arms think!"

34 min later 4677649 Anonymous
>>4677631 ... WHAT?

34 min later 4677653 Anonymous (taw discusses culture.jpg 1258x212 134kB)
>>4677639 >Not recognizing MLPG culture copypasta

34 min later 4677654 Anonymous
>>4677561 Unimaginably indescribable. Mere words cannot encompass the sheer horror of that unspeakable act.

34 min later 4677657 Anonymous (105390__UNOPT__safe_crossover_tumblr_doctor-whooves_discord-whooves_artist-joeywaggoner_clockwise-whooves.png 900x639 206kB)


34 min later 4677658 Anonymous
>>4677653 TAW's last hurrah ;_;

34 min later 4677660 Anonymous
>>4677631 >Azuslut Them's fighting words, nigger. I like her because of the straight man act she played and ended folding half the time. It's cute to watch her struggle from joining the moemind uguu~.

35 min later 4677662 Anonymous
>>4677613 >they start dancing in close proximity to the two of you >they look reluctant at first, especially her mother >but as the dance goes on they spend less time watching you, and more time looking at each other

35 min later 4677663 Anonymous
>>4677594 Not that bad as far as brony news reports go, not too much spaghetti. >I like Phineas and Ferb myself. >I'm still a SpongeBob fan. These niggas know what's up.

35 min later 4677665 Anonymous
>>4677654 Well, it's horrifying and humiliating to the one experiencing. For anyone lucky to observe it's fucking hilarious.

35 min later 4677670 Anonymous (Dash likes Spike.jpg 1679x944 133kB)
>>4677629 Y-yeah. Put on the bra now too. Oh wow. Now tell me I'm a pretty girl. >"what?" Just say it.

36 min later 4677676 Anonymous (tumblr_maubmsPKbS1ql9qako1_1280.png 800x1293 307kB)
>not shipping Apple Bow and Carbon Crown.

36 min later 4677680 Anonymous
>>4677653 One of many things I DON'T miss about the old MLPG. Fucking TAW.

36 min later 4677686 Snarky Bastard
>>4677561 the shame and disgrace of all your sins made manifest upon your soul. it's much like Ghost Rider's Penance Stare. except, this isn't lethal. it's damn close, but it isn't lethal.

36 min later 4677690 Anonymous (1348291436086.png 1000x1000 287kB)
>>4677622 But that's wrong. Mio > Ritsu > Azusa > Yui = Mugi

37 min later 4677692 Anonymous
>>4677665 The dunking stallion tries to keep it private as those witnessing the act often have trouble stopping their laughter. For days.

37 min later 4677698 Anonymous (APPLES.png 2932x3012 559kB)
APPLES

37 min later 4677703 Anonymous
>>4677670 I just read that all as Spike talking to himself as he sweeps up, not realizing Dash can hear him. >"Spike - why doesn't Rainbow Dash ever come over to see us anymore?" >"B-because she's allergic to any book that wasn't written for a school-filly?" >"Spike...!"

37 min later 4677705 Anonymous (tumblr_mau1ctXIqc1r5yga9o1_1280.jpg 655x657 69kB)


38 min later 4677710 Anonymous (Cenk Uygur takes a moment to enjoy the unbelievable gaff his debate opponent just made.jpg 595x301 42kB)
>>4677680 >TAW >old MLPG

38 min later 4677713 chistery
>>4677676 I felt a strange pang in my heart, and knew it was shipping. I came here, and there it is. That's very compelling. The bully loves the bullied. I just pray shippers don't turn it into Arnold/Helga.

38 min later 4677715 Anonymous
>>4677686 >non-lethal penance stare >forced to relive your shame over and over without the sweet release of death to free you Truly, a dunking is the worst hell.

38 min later 4677718 Anonymous
>>4677705 pls jay pls

38 min later 4677720 Anonymous
>>4677705 BEST ARTIST EVER

39 min later 4677730 Anonymous
>>4677690 I just realized what a shitty vector that is. Look at her hand.

39 min later 4677731 Anonymous
>>4677705 >>4677718 >>4677720 It's...okay?

39 min later 4677736 Anonymous (1288149139069.jpg 541x458 205kB)
>>4677690 But THAT'S wrong. My opinion > shit > your opinion. Nah man, just teasin'. Yah 'ight.

40 min later 4677737 Anonymous
>>4677680 >You and TAW will never be pretty pegasus ponies >You will never lay around on clouds and write shitty erotic fanfiction about all your friends

40 min later 4677742 Anonymous
>>4677731 that one hand tho

40 min later 4677743 Anonymous
>>4677660 >not willingly succumbing to the moemind Just let it happen.

40 min later 4677744 Anonymous (DT-gets-some-Beauty-Sleep.png 647x673 356kB)
>>4677676 We need more pictures of DT sleeping.

40 min later 4677746 Anonymous
>Roommate's screen tilted away >Look at roommate's computer screen >He's on 4chan looking at the same image I am >Holy shit he's on MLPG >We're both trying to covertly browse MLPG in the other's presence >Say nothing about it, because if I was in his position, I wouldnt want him to say anything This is a strange feel.

40 min later 4677747 Anonymous (973d322d30ee.png 558x604 164kB)
>>4677670

40 min later 4677748 Q0
>>4677172 Well what's 10. Compared to the rest of the ponies? 9

41 min later 4677751 Anonymous
>>4677742 and the neck

41 min later 4677753 Anonymous
>>4677705 >>4677718 Why do you know about this. How could you know about this unless you follow his tumblr. I. don't. Want. Brony. Drama. There is no last stronghold for people like me, and it's because of people like you. Fuck you. I don't want to take any of this trivial shit seriously but I like to have fun and you are impeding that.

41 min later 4677754 Anonymous
>>4677746 Hey Steve.

41 min later 4677758 Anonymous
>>4677746 This is the worst thing that has ever happened.

42 min later 4677762 Anonymous
>>4677754 Hey Tom.

42 min later 4677763 Anonymous
>>4677754 >>4677746 One of you two should blow the other.

42 min later 4677765 Anonymous
>>4677746 >Not sucking each other off right then and there >Not sharing Pygeum/Lecithin/Zinc supplements >Not swapping dragon dildos You guys are missing a golden opportunity

42 min later 4677766 Anonymous
Which pony has disproportionately massive testicles?

42 min later 4677767 Anonymous (1348271982401.png 600x500 309kB)
You should sleep.

42 min later 4677769 Anonymous
>>4677762 HAVE SEX

42 min later 4677770 Anonymous
>>4677746 When I was sitting in lecture earlier today, I noticed a guy a few rows down on ponychan /ef/. I actually had forgotten that that was a thing. I wasn't sure how to feel.

42 min later 4677772 Anonymous
>>4677746 Print out mane6 cutie marks, tape them to your asses, and film the resulting homosex. Post it later ~

42 min later 4677773 Anonymous
>>4677754 >>4677762 Now fuck eachother.

43 min later 4677783 Anonymous (131369577952-Caramel_Sad.png 434x427 138kB)
>>4677766

43 min later 4677784 Anonymous
>>4677680 >Taw is now considered "Old MLPG" heh. I'm getting too old for this.

43 min later 4677789 Anonymous
>>4677770 >Earlier today >/ef/ was deleted months ago

43 min later 4677790 Anonymous
>>4677767 >Luna telling people to sleep >not staying up and praising the moon every night, all night Immersion ruined. Thanks, faggot.

43 min later 4677791 Anonymous (icecreamaccident.jpg 1280x887 282kB)
>>4677705

44 min later 4677792 Anonymous
>admins on Derpibooru get special comment boxes http://www.derpibooru.org/105970

44 min later 4677793 Anonymous
>>4677746 Watch til he makes a post and then read it aloud on your screen.

44 min later 4677796 Anonymous
>>4677744 more teen DT greentext would also be nice

44 min later 4677798 Anonymous
>>4677784 It's a brony haven in denial until episodes roll around. it's still fun here, but don't kid yourself.

44 min later 4677800 Anonymous
>>4677791 HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN

44 min later 4677802 Anonymous
>>4677783 He definitely didn't forget the seeds this time, if you know what I mean

45 min later 4677810 Anonymous
>>4677765 What is it with MLPG and ejaculation supplements? For that matter, why is Zinc so great for skin conditions too?

45 min later 4677812 Anonymous (1348276075330.png 450x547 60kB)
>>4677791 >he really thinks he's on picasso's level

45 min later 4677813 Anonymous
>>4677767 Luna, I'm not gonna let you turn into Nightmare Moon again.

45 min later 4677814 Anonymous
>>4677643 >"Someday, honey, you might very well find something you like about him..." >"Mm, yes. Someday, I just MIGHT develop a fondness for welfare-recipients."

45 min later 4677817 Anonymous
>tfw been here since oct '10 what am I doing with my life

45 min later 4677818 Anonymous
>>4677783 Would you tell him he shouldn't be ashamed of his big balls?

45 min later 4677819 Anonymous
>>4677800 A thousand birds just flew over them.

45 min later 4677822 Anonymous
>>4677789 really? Because he was on a blue imageboard with /ef/ in fancy cursive script on top, and I saw pictures of ponies and homestuck. I went and looked at it when it was new, and I think that was what it looked like. Maybe it was just a coincidence though? There might be another chan somewhere with and /ef/.

46 min later 4677827 Anonymous
>>4677791 Look at Scootaloo's shoulders. Just look at them.

46 min later 4677829 Anonymous
>>4677744 >>4677796 >Whenever you travel together, she gets the bed and you get a rollaway cot. >And Heaven help you if something happens to wake her up in the middle of the night.

46 min later 4677830 Anonymous
>>4677818 Of course I might even get him an athletic supporter so they're not always flopping around all over the place.

46 min later 4677834 Anonymous
>>4677798 These threads get even worse when the episodes start airing, because then all the people who left will come back and be all like "Hurr I didn't browse the threads during the hiatus, what happened" and then the threads literally become rehashes unto themselves.

46 min later 4677836 Anonymous
>>4677817 I've been here since December. Employing no hyperbole and using no uncertain terms - either directly or indirectly - MLPG has ruined my life.

47 min later 4677838 Corwin
LMJ has a friend named "David". Would it be funnier to make him David Bowie, or David Hasslehoff (in lifeguard gear)?

47 min later 4677839 Anonymous (Sweetie Scootaloo Rock.png 1500x1200 554kB)
>>4677827 That's my biggest complaint about Sherzo's anthro stuff. I know he still lurks here, I hope he draws more stuff like this

47 min later 4677840 Anonymous
>>4677765 >not finding a nerdy girl and DPing/spitroasting her, then glazing her with your abundant sperm and taking a photo of her flashing the Vs for Victory as your mixed cum drips from her glasses

47 min later 4677843 Anonymous (1348091752388.gif 160x130 1975kB)
>>4677819

47 min later 4677846 Anonymous
>>4677838 HASSLEHOFF DO HASSLEHOFF

48 min later 4677847 Anonymous
>>4677829 Are we a sexually active couple? Or does she just tease me and string me on without so much as a hand hoof? job? Or is this nonsexual?

48 min later 4677848 Anonymous
>>4677817 >Jan '11 I was able to get off for about a 3 month streak, but fell right back in.

48 min later 4677849 Anonymous
>>4677830 What about a lacy bra?

48 min later 4677850 Anonymous
>>4677838 You should make him Keith David

48 min later 4677851 Anonymous
>>4677840 >nd taking a photo of her flashing the Vs for Victory so far no girl has actually done this after I get done fucking here overall, i'm disappointed

48 min later 4677852 Anonymous
>>4677838 Lifeguard Hasslehoff

48 min later 4677853 Anonymous
>>4677834 Yes, but it's not really about who is in the threads compared to the content of them. If an episode rolls around I could have so very many discussions about it. Today, today I could only talk about tripfags or porn. Who or whom isn't so important as what is happening.

48 min later 4677855 Snarky Bastard
>>4677814 only the Lord knows what she'd do when she gets tipsy.

49 min later 4677857 Anonymous
>>4677840 ... I really need to step up my spring and summer breaks.

49 min later 4677864 Anonymous
>>4677753 >I. don't. Want. Brony. Drama. The funny thing is there really isn't any real drama concerning Miss Jay, because he doesn't ever leave his insular community enough to even make any drama. he just makes an ass out of himself on a daily basis.

50 min later 4677868 Anonymous (Applejack-applejack-27913781-636-636.gif 636x636 751kB)
Appoljak has No episodes

50 min later 4677873 Anonymous
>>4677855 >Silver Spoon's heavily inebriated mom borrows you for a dance

50 min later 4677874 Anonymous
>>4677855 like Malory from Archer, I'd imagine >"It's all the immigrants, you know! Blasting their raps and shooting all the jobs!"

50 min later 4677877 Anonymous
>>4677868 What's an Applejack?

50 min later 4677878 Anonymous
>>4677838 The Hoff, definitely.

51 min later 4677879 Anonymous (1347250613113.jpg 615x610 63kB)
>>4677753 TOO BAD MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THESE THREADS ARE FUELED BY BRONY DRAMA?

51 min later 4677882 Anonymous
>>4677868 >Good girls swallow.gif

51 min later 4677883 Anonymous
>>4677849 That could work too It probably would work better considering how huge they are. I can't imagine it would be hard to talk him in to it either.

51 min later 4677885 Anonymous
"No, don't fuck me there! I have to save myself for marriage!"

52 min later 4677888 Anonymous
>>4677868 What is applebuck season what is last roundup what is fall weather friends what is that one episode she was with Rarity what is all those fucking CMC episodes with applejack

52 min later 4677889 Snarky Bastard
>>4677873 >she spends the entire dance feeling you up >you look over to see both SS and her father's faces buried in their palms

52 min later 4677890 Anonymous
>>4677885 B-but I was putting it your ass!

52 min later 4677892 Anonymous
>>4677822 Huh, apparently /ef/ still exists, it just has no threads on it, and new ones can't be made. Interesting, in some small way. http://www.ponychan.net/chan/ef/

52 min later 4677894 Anonymous
>>4677847 Oh, she'd be the biggest cocktease. She'd insist that you help her get dressed and undressed every morning/evening. But she'd give you funny looks if she caught you staring, or saw a boner forming.

53 min later 4677898 Anonymous (_45571040_amstetten_house_466_2.gif 466x468 53kB)
>>4677882 >You will never tie up AJ and throw here in your basement >You will never make her your slave

53 min later 4677900 Anonymous
>>4677889 >her mother stumbles back to her father after the dance is over >"Y'know, that peasantboy isn't so bad after all!"

53 min later 4677903 Anonymous
>>4677883 >head home from the lingerie shop >hand him the bag and smile >tell him tonight he's going to put on a little fashion show >he looks a little conflicted, but his growing erection tells you he wants it as bad as you do

53 min later 4677904 Anonymous
>>4677829 >one of the hotels you stay in on your road-trip doesn't have rollaways. >DT's complaints fall on deaf ears, because you've been driving all day (she never drives) and you're exhausted to the point where you just don't give a damn anymore. >you are forced to share a bed, lying back-to-back >thank God you brought your own blanket from the car.

53 min later 4677905 Anonymous
>>4677898 >Josef Fritzl pls no. Pls.

54 min later 4677906 Anonymous
>>4677864 This is true, I agree. It's more the manor and attitude of the post, though. He was trying to solicit that "anger" you would see on a lesser board with that post. It was a post of attention grabbing as opposed to informative. There really needs to be more people reporting posts.

54 min later 4677908 Anonymous (Bill Gates Smiles.png 723x531 308kB)
>>4677885 "Then consider your cunt a wedding band, because this is happening."

54 min later 4677912 Anonymous
>>4677900 >"Thank god she won't remember any of this..."

55 min later 4677914 Anonymous
>>4677888 Only episode that was an Applejack episode that showed her personality and all that was applebuck season,

56 min later 4677920 Anonymous
>>4677889 >>4677900 >>4677912 >driving home, you and SS are totally silent. >you don't speak until just before you go to sleep. >"We don't speak of tonight ever again." >"Agreed."

56 min later 4677921 Anonymous
>>4677894 It's to test your beta-ness. What she really wants is a guy who will hatefuck her into the ground, but she's got such a domineering personality that none have even tried.

56 min later 4677925 Anonymous
>>4677904 >you're abruptly awoken in the middle of the night to find that Diamond has rolled over on top of you in her sleep

57 min later 4677927 Anonymous
Because this image is the same as my buddy's, 8/10 Also RD is the shit, applefag speaking.

57 min later 4677929 Anonymous
>>4677903 >He can't put it on himself >Every morning he approaches you with a bra hanging from his mouth and a dejected look in his eyes >Every evening he has to wait for you to return home to take it off

57 min later 4677930 Anonymous
>>4677921 > the warm knowledge you'd do it, without a single plea or begging > because you know exactly what she wants, and that's to be called out for her bullshit and railed in that tight smooth cunt of hers.

57 min later 4677931 Anonymous
>>4677904 >sharing a bed >not making you sleep on the floor >or in one of the chairs >or on the big cushy couch in the other room because heaven forbid DT should ever ask for anything less than a private multi-floored suite >though there was that one time your car broke down in the middle of Bumlick, Nowhere and you had to find a roadside motel when she couldn't hail a limo service

58 min later 4677938 Anonymous
>>4677905 >Fritzl >With AJ Well it Would only take 24 years to notice she's gone.

59 min later 4677941 Anonymous (wwalks into thread.png 1008x730 421kB)
>>4677847 >>4677894 >>4677921 I really wish this this stupid spoilered ERP bullshit would stop.

59 min later 4677942 Snarky Bastard
>>4677920 so, is SS a Porsche girl, or a Ferarri girl? or a Lambo girl?

1 hours later 4677947 Anonymous
>>4677941 It's not ERP because I'm all 3 of those posts. It's more just textual masturbation.

1 hours later 4677949 Anonymous
>>4677941 Would it help if we made it green? I spoil so people who don't like fetish bullshit can just ignore the blocks of black.

1 hours later 4677950 Anonymous
>>4677942 I can't remember what she drove in the Greentext. Rolls-Royce? Bentley?

1 hours later 4677952 subby
>>4677947 here also, would it help if I put a name on so you can filter me?

1 hours later 4677953 Anonymous
>>4677942 She is the kind of girl who has say in only the best. But the fake leather of your car somehow is, better.

1 hours later 4677955 Anonymous (aston-martin-vantage-01.jpg 3072x2304 755kB)
>>4677942 >SS Aston Martin girl.

1 hours later 4677956 subby
>>4677950 I think it was some godawful supercar, ferrari/lambo.

1 hours later 4677957 Anonymous
>>4677941 ikr it's so hard to follow there should be a way to toggle individual spoiler tags does 4chan x have a suggestion box?

1 hours later 4677960 Anonymous
>>4677942 T-Bird

1 hours later 4677961 Anonymous (1336062272633.gif 150x113 928kB)
>character in a show or movie makes a website >mentions the url >try it out for real >it works

1 hours later 4677963 Snarky Bastard (clarkson absolutely disgusting.jpg 239x298 18kB)
>>4677956

1 hours later 4677968 Anonymous
>>4677961 /b/ pls

1 hours later 4677969 Anonymous
>>4677930 >"You like fucking people over, don't you? You like watching them squirm while you do whatever the hell you want to them. Well, how's it feel to get FUCKED yourself, sweetheart?" >"D-don't-- stop... don'tstop... ah!"

1 hours later 4677971 Anonymous
>>4677925 >Its not even thundering outside, yet she clings to you. >Despite the discomfort, you cold her, her crushing embrace fades as she calms.

1 hours later 4677973 subby
>>4677930 How long do you think she'd keep up her act of not wanting it? Do you think it'd disappear before or after her lips were wrapped around my cock, hand pulling her by the hair to my base?

1 hours later 4677974 Anonymous (1345609381571.png 1816x2000 943kB)
Where have all the chubby pone lovers been lately?

1 hours later 4677978 Anonymous (1327142855726.png 222x343 39kB)
>>4677968 sorry

1 hours later 4677979 Anonymous
>>4677974 futa rr x futa rosemary when?

1 hours later 4677980 Anonymous
>>4677931 I'm driving, I'm paying for the hotel. I've been driving all day, and I'm tired.

1 hours later 4677981 Anonymous
>>4677974 Cardiac arrest can be a bitch

1 hours later 4677984 Snarky Bastard
>>4677960 no, that's DT. because Daddy will take it away. SS would never have the kind of fun fun fun required for that to happen.

1 hours later 4677986 Anonymous
>>4677979 I don't know because I'm not Red

1 hours later 4677987 subby
>>4677980 >breaking up with her over getting the bed

1 hours later 4677988 Anonymous
>>4677753 This post is really funny

1 hours later 4677989 Anonymous
>>4677979 also anthro pls

1 hours later 4677990 EmptyAudio
>>4677974 >implying we left Does cum inflation count as chubby too?

1 hours later 4677995 Anonymous
That sure is a radical sticky

1 hours later 4677998 EmptyAudio
>>4677978 >Pip watches as Big Macintosh demonstrates sucking his own cock.png

1 hours later 4677999 Tan (what is this bobbing.gif 666x390 1731kB)
What would each pone's favorite flavor of Soda be? What about Gum? What about Ice Cream?

1 hours later 4678000 Anonymous (105697__UNOPT__safe_vulgar_artist-curtsibling_pegaslut.jpg 636x900 208kB)
>>4677974 They probably all realized their fetish is awful, unrealistic, and degenerating to women. Then they all took a shower and shaved and went on to live normal productive lives with their wives and children.

1 hours later 4678005 Anonymous
>>4678000 Go away Tom Preston

1 hours later 4678009 Anonymous
>>4677971 >while she's sleeping more soundly now, she still refuses to let go of you >she rubs her cheek against your chest, holding you like some sort of huge teddy-bear

1 hours later 4678010 Anonymous
>>4677979 I haven't been drawing lately I have a lot to catch up on >>4677989 aw geez

1 hours later 4678012 Anonymous (1347190037752.png 256x317 126kB)
>>4677961 >Character in a show has a youtube account. >It exists and has the exact same videos as in the show.

1 hours later 4678013 Anonymous (1345320310883.gif 1000x700 816kB)
>>4677212 i know that feel bro but shes just damn gorgeous which totally makes up for it. Plus she's not a bitch in which case 1. z<y rsttomh od 8/10. lmso im drunk fuck this shit im going to sleep. If i manage to type captcha then i am god. Also dubs ghet.

1 hours later 4678015 Snarky Bastard (carneval.jpg 1200x800 394kB)
>>4678005 ding

1 hours later 4678021 Anonymous
>>4678010 Okay, I'm glad it's still on your to-do list.

1 hours later 4678022 Anonymous
>>4677999 Grass flavor

1 hours later 4678023 Anonymous (GravityIsAmazin.gif 500x500 53kB)
>>4677995 >"Oh my god, the mods are all bronies!" >"I MUST RAID 4CHAN!"

1 hours later 4678024 Anonymous
>>4678005 I don't get it.

1 hours later 4678025 Anonymous (1330704402667.png 691x848 104kB)
>>4678015

1 hours later 4678026 Anonymous
>>4677973 She'd start out refusing to even kiss it. You need to slap her around a bit to get her to open up, and even then only begrudgingly. She'll bring out the teeth once you're in, and honestly you're never sure if she's for real or not, so you have to hold her by the jaw to keep her open and obedient. But after you suppress her epiglottis once or twice, the only resistance she'll muster is to gag, choke, and drool.

1 hours later 4678027 Anonymous
>>4678010 what does your backlog look like?

1 hours later 4678031 Anonymous
>>4677215 >scootalieu >Toronto >French Thoguh i wouldn't mind living in Canada.

1 hours later 4678032 Anonymous
>>4678021 I literally keep a to do list of everything people ask me for, no worries >>4678027 Uh maybe like 8 pics or less

1 hours later 4678037 Anonymous
>>4678024 https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Tom_Preston

1 hours later 4678039 Anonymous (bitchbag_luvvins_by_enigmaticfrustration-d4cwr5g.jpg 1429x2022 320kB)
I ship it.

1 hours later 4678042 Anonymous (1340385205057.png 669x903 178kB)
>>4677974 I saw a thread on /d/ in which people mentioned in passing how they wish LK would stop drawing ponies and go back to Tali It made me realize, I really appreciate the guy.

1 hours later 4678048 Snarky Bastard
>>4678031 >Scootalieu discussing various things in French with Rarity >and then going to a hockey game with Rarity's dad

1 hours later 4678049 Anonymous
>>4678037 I'm not going to give that website traffic.

1 hours later 4678053 Anonymous
>>4677980 >>4677987 >despite DT's protests, you flop onto the bed and all but pass out >she tells you to at least take your clothes off >after a minute or two of your unresponsiveness, she starts stripping you herself >you're too tired to care until she angrily flips you over and straddles you >"You're not too tired for this, are you?"

1 hours later 4678054 Anonymous
What would you do if your stallion spent all day getting nice and sweaty for you when you came home?

1 hours later 4678056 Anonymous
>>4678049 he drew inflation artwork and DFE when he wanted to move on and become a professional cartoonist but he was a massive idiot and people figured out he drew it anyway iirc

1 hours later 4678062 Anonymous
>>4678056 I believe he's also a colossal faggot, which prompted people to make sure he got found out.

1 hours later 4678063 Anonymous
>>4678009 >she wakes up before you do, to find herself laying on top of you with your hands resting on her back >"Wh-WHAT?!" >she grabs a pillow and smacks you in the face with it >"What the hell are you doing?!"

1 hours later 4678064 Anonymous
>>4678056 And he's a hypocrite and just a douche in general

1 hours later 4678065 Anonymous
>>4678042 What a coincidence, I happenstanced past a few comments in /vg/'s drawthread about how awful and horrid PlasmaSnake is as a human being.

1 hours later 4678067 Anonymous
>>4678056 >you will never become a professional artist because you refuse to conceal your identity and will sign everything you make with the same moniker, smut or no

1 hours later 4678068 Anonymous
>>4677995 Things sure won't change around here. I've never even knew there were "trolls"/shitposters invading the board.

1 hours later 4678070 Anonymous
Does anyone in this thread not actually watch the show? Or has anyone not seen literally every episode of gen 4?

1 hours later 4678073 Anonymous
>>4678026 This is what ring gags are for

1 hours later 4678074 Anonymous
>>4678054 I guess I'd just go ahead and bury my face in his nuts at the first chance I got, but if he didn't set up an elaborate method of teabagging me I would be a little disappointed

1 hours later 4678077 Anonymous
>>4678070 No bronies in here, if that's what you're asking.

1 hours later 4678078 Snarky Bastard
>>4678068 i think they meant us, yesterday.

1 hours later 4678079 Anonymous
>>4678065 I always thought /vg/ had bad taste.

1 hours later 4678080 Anonymous
>>4678073 It's no fun if you don't actively fight her for it. She doesn't want to submit, she wants to be subdued.

1 hours later 4678084 Anonymous
>>4678070 I've seen all of G1 and 4

1 hours later 4678086 Anonymous
>>4678070 Me. A few scattered episodes of season 2 I missed and haven't felt compelled to visit yet.

1 hours later 4678087 Anonymous
>>4678074 How elaborate are you expecting? Tying you down to the bed with magic and slowly dragging his drenched balls up and down your face?

1 hours later 4678090 Anonymous (1344961001848.png 1580x1087 436kB)
>>4678032 Oh 8 is not that bad.

1 hours later 4678092 subby
>>4678026 After she got me good and hard, I'd probably throw her onto a pile of her clothes, before yanking off those frilly panties she's wearing. I'd probe her soaked pussy while she shuddered in anticipation. When she least expected it, I'd slam myself deep within her, hand on the back of her neck pushing her into her sopping panties to muffle her inevitable screams. I'd pick up a good rhythm, smacking her ample ass occasionally just to hear her moans. When I felt myself getting close, I'd pull out, flip her over, and finish on her face and pert breasts, before wiping myself off with one of her designer dresses. With her still in shock that one of her beta boyfriends finally found the nerve, I'd lead her to the tub and take a bath with her, wrapping my arms around her and running my hands over every inch of her body, pecking at her neck forcefully and dominantly. I'd towel her off at the end of her bath like I always do, but this time with me dictating the pace and direction of my attentions, spinning her around roughly to reach each spot.

1 hours later 4678094 Anonymous
>>4678065 >awful >horrid Idiots ahoy

1 hours later 4678099 Anonymous
>>4678090 I still have the third one to that in my list too

1 hours later 4678100 Snarky Bastard
>>4678065 and /v/ was bitching about JJ the other day.

1 hours later 4678102 Anonymous
>>4678080 Ah, I agree that it seems to be much more fun when both sides put up a fight.

1 hours later 4678103 Anonymous
>>4678078 Wait, what? Aren't we all so xenophobic the very thought of posting pones outside the General makes us cringe?

1 hours later 4678104 Anonymous
>>4678086 You'd better tell me which ones they are so I can tell you how bad you are.

1 hours later 4678105 Anonymous
>>4678087 I was thinking something like I open a door and he swings down to give me a face full of ponyballs, but your way sounds pretty fun too

1 hours later 4678108 Anonymous
>>4678099 who are you anyway because I am totally lost

1 hours later 4678109 Anonymous
>>4678099 >third what is this?

1 hours later 4678110 Anonymous
>>4678094 You forgot to mention how Happenstanced isn't a real word.

1 hours later 4678111 Tan (disgusting furry smut.png 800x600 100kB)
Who's ready for some anthro panka? I tried to make it as sexy as possible for you, MLPG.

1 hours later 4678113 Anonymous
>>4678100 JJ deserves it

1 hours later 4678114 Anonymous
>>4678100 I think they might have been talking about Jolly Jack, not john joseco.

1 hours later 4678117 Anonymous
>>4678111 ty

1 hours later 4678118 Anonymous
>>4678111 someone color it pls.

1 hours later 4678119 Anonymous
>>4678111 The blood rushing to my dick burst a blood vessel with sheer force.

1 hours later 4678120 Anonymous
>>4678108 rediv >>4678109 yeah someone asked for a third one so I'm kinda shy to do it but I will do it

1 hours later 4678123 Snarky Bastard
>>4678114 maybe, except that it was one of John-boy's pictures they were talking about.

1 hours later 4678124 Anonymous
>>4678104 Hurricane Fluttershy The train one and...one more...hang on lemme check oh yeah, dragon episode those three

1 hours later 4678126 Anonymous
>>4678111 That's a cute jellyfish

1 hours later 4678130 Anonymous
>>4678124 Yeah you're missing out and also a faggot

1 hours later 4678133 Anonymous
>>4678124 Most people love Hurricane Fluttershy, watch it right now. Train is okay Dragon Quest is underrated in my opinion.

1 hours later 4678136 Anonymous
>>4678130 okay cool

1 hours later 4678138 Anonymous
>>4678111 10/10 would fap again.

1 hours later 4678140 Anonymous
>>4678123 I never figured anyone on /v/ would give a shit about JJ. He never draws videogame fanart if it isn't some MLP crossover garbage.

1 hours later 4678141 Anonymous
>>4678124 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfcQBA3VNcc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Fa54xewuI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kAGgDrSgks

1 hours later 4678144 Anonymous
>>4677984 >>4677942 DT = Ostentatious displays of wealth. She's the one who gets the Jaguar, the Lambo, or the fancy sports-car with the doors that open like a spaceship or a bird, just for the sake of showing off. SS would probably drive classier models. Expensive models, sure, but classy. Bentley, Rolls-Royce - luxury cars that make you think - "Wow, this girl's rich," but not obnoxiously so.

1 hours later 4678145 Anonymous (impossibru copy.jpg 472x472 134kB)
44/10

1 hours later 4678147 Anonymous
>>4678100 I remember when E3 aired, JJ made all those gamer luna pics, and /v/ hated to agree with them.

1 hours later 4678151 Anonymous
>>4678141 oh yeah, thanks yeah, the singular reason i haven't watched them is because i couldn't find them on youtube

1 hours later 4678152 Anonymous
>>4678144 >one of them owns a DeLorean >it's an actual time machine

1 hours later 4678153 Golly (PinkiePlayground.png 1000x1000 339kB)
I drew a giant pon again experimenting with shading and shadows???

1 hours later 4678154 Anonymous (whatanicethingtososilver_zps1eb89b85.png 787x612 32kB)
>>4678111 Tan draw Gray Shovel and Carbon Crown doing silly things.

1 hours later 4678157 Anonymous
>>4678151 Just removing excuses.

1 hours later 4678161 Anonymous
>>4678063 >"You started it!"

1 hours later 4678162 Anonymous (The Sculpture.jpg 1200x981 171kB)
Are there SCP's in pone world?

1 hours later 4678168 Anonymous
>>4678153 >boop ah fuck i smiled going to need stitches now, thanks a lot!

1 hours later 4678169 Anonymous
>>4678153 >prodigiously proportioned pastel pink pony plays in park with passersby

1 hours later 4678170 Anonymous
>>4678162 >implying Discord isn't Keter

1 hours later 4678174 Tan (Don't look it's terrible and your eyes will melt from how horrible it is.png 800x600 27kB)
>>4678154 but I'm awkwardly trying to learn how to human

1 hours later 4678175 Anonymous
>>4678153 Hee hee. ...What is Green trying to do?

1 hours later 4678180 Anonymous
>>4678175 toot

1 hours later 4678181 Anonymous
>>4678175 Horseplay He is clearly in violation of the sign

1 hours later 4678183 Anonymous
>>4678175 it involves MLPG's fetishes

1 hours later 4678188 Anonymous
>>4678162 >Spike is an SCP >Twilight Sparkle was assigned to monitor and maintain him she's D Class

1 hours later 4678189 Snarky Bastard
>>4678144 switch the Jag and the Rolls. only rich assholes who want to flaunt drive Rolls (they're one step below a helicopter), but Jags are understated enough to show wealth and not be pompous.

1 hours later 4678190 Anonymous
>>4678174 That's LMJ levels right there you should kill yourself now

1 hours later 4678194 Anonymous
Would you read SICP to Twilight?

1 hours later 4678198 Tan (just a few glasses.png 231x385 96kB)
>>4678190 Doing that right now.

1 hours later 4678203 subby
>>4678194 No because it's an outdated book, and she knows the fundamentals anyway.

1 hours later 4678204 Anonymous
>>4678162 Trixie is SCP-666

1 hours later 4678208 Anonymous (13203__.png 500x1391 599kB)
>>4678170 Really, I'd imagine him being Euclid.

1 hours later 4678209 Snarky Bastard
>>4678198 >drinking bleach >not immolating yourself only fire can purify you. and besides, it's an easy way to protest the Vietnam War.

1 hours later 4678210 Anonymous
>>4678174 are you drawing a boy or girl? if its a girls i think the thighs are a little bit to big

1 hours later 4678216 Anonymous
>>4678204 She's a....Tibetan yurt?

1 hours later 4678217 Anonymous
How much bleach do you have to drink to kill yourself? I've always wondered.

1 hours later 4678219 Anonymous
>>4678209 >Snarky is trying to trick people into not getting into Equestria No one wants to go to the stupid dimension you get to from self immolation, what the fuck is wrong with you

1 hours later 4678221 Anonymous
>>4678209 >Vietnam war >Not Operation downfall of america Ishigy diggy

1 hours later 4678224 Anonymous (tumblr_m70ryueZnT1qbs4u5o1_500.jpg 372x746 89kB)
>>4678190 Please fuck off. What makes LMJ shitty is that he thinks the way he draws is perfectly fine and that he doesn't need to challenge himself to improve. It's the same shit Preston peddles. If Tan's trying to better himself then good for him. I don't expect it to be great right at the start.

1 hours later 4678228 Anonymous
>>4678217 I've drank about three thimble's worth of it at once before I didn't know it was bleach at the time

1 hours later 4678229 Tan
>>4678210 Not drawing as so much sitting here with this stupid canvas open for the past 20 minutes. I gotta' learn to human eventually, but I don't know if I can do it right now. I guess forget it for right now. So which pones again?

1 hours later 4678230 Anonymous
>>4678229 twist

1 hours later 4678231 Anonymous
>tfw your medicine gives you insomnia

1 hours later 4678232 Anonymous
>>4678229 Octavia cum inflation

1 hours later 4678235 Anonymous
>>4678231 >tfw your brain gives you insomnia

1 hours later 4678237 Anonymous
>>4678188 >Spike an SCP What makes him an SCP?

1 hours later 4678239 Anonymous (yurt.png 591x522 204kB)
>>4678216

1 hours later 4678241 Anonymous
>>4678228 how many ulcers did you get?

1 hours later 4678243 Anonymous
>>4678229 Junebug

1 hours later 4678244 Snarky Bastard
>>4678229 Fleur pegging Fancypants

1 hours later 4678246 Anonymous
>>4678235 >tfw insomnia

1 hours later 4678247 Anonymous (1341872166159.png 263x254 100kB)
>>4678208 >*trollface* I am in physical pain right now.

1 hours later 4678248 Anonymous
>>4678224 Who is this MLJ person?

1 hours later 4678249 Anonymous
>>4678229 Blueblood cum laude.

1 hours later 4678250 Anonymous
>>4678229 Fancypants fucking Fleur in the traditional manner for heterosexual horses stram yourself drawing?

1 hours later 4678251 Anonymous
>>4678231 >Tfw you go to bed every night at 10pm like a good boy and feel happy and healthy

1 hours later 4678252 Anonymous (1324240119797.png 1280x720 324kB)
What if Trixie was trapped inside your mind with you?

1 hours later 4678256 Anonymous (Marriner_S._Eccles_Federal_Reserve_Board_Building.jpg 2978x1652 1829kB)
>>4678221 >Operation downfall of america That's about a year away from it's 100 year anniversary.

1 hours later 4678257 Anonymous
Would you a chubby pone? Which one? How chubby?

1 hours later 4678261 Anonymous
>>4678224 I'm no expert, but I think that might have been a joke.

1 hours later 4678262 Anonymous
>>4678248 A disgusting brony who is somewhat insane https://dl.dropbox.com/u/95405328/LMJ%20gets%20angry%20on%20livestream.mp4

1 hours later 4678263 Tan
>>4678230 Adult or Child? Doing what? >>4678224 Thanks, humility is all a part of the learning experience and just the artistic experience. Thinking you're the best at everything or thinking you're at a level you just aren't at is never healthy. Fact of the matter is, I should have started learning humans long ago, but I've been putting it off. Only way for me to get better at em' is if I try and make mistakes. I can't learn if I don't try at least. I'm not giving up on humans, I guess I'd just rather pone right now before I have to get ready to leave for a thing tomorrow.

1 hours later 4678264 Anonymous
>>4678241 None, as far as I can tell. It was when I was about ten. Sister wanted to have a tea party with me.

1 hours later 4678265 Anonymous
>>4678257 Yes Scratch Increasingly

1 hours later 4678268 Anonymous (you will never be this fit.png 887x1196 152kB)
>>4678248 Little Miss Jay. AKA Captain Backpack.

1 hours later 4678272 Anonymous
>>4678252 >that voice I'd make her say naughty things

1 hours later 4678273 Anonymous (UNOPT.png 862x800 183kB)
>>4678231 >>4678235 >>4678246 The night is still young

1 hours later 4678274 Anonymous
>Surprise Me

1 hours later 4678275 Anonymous
>>4678161 >she doesn't believe you when you tell her she grabbed on to you in her sleep >"Oh, yeah, right! Next you're gonna tell me I SNORE!" > "Well..." >You quickly regret saying that.

1 hours later 4678278 Anonymous (what the fuck.jpg 1280x960 232kB)
>>4678252 She can be my tulpa

1 hours later 4678279 Anonymous
>>4678272 I don't think it works like that I think she would make you say naughty things when you're extra tired or distracted

1 hours later 4678280 Anonymous (2pac.png 500x378 91kB)
>>4678264 That's a little fucked up.

1 hours later 4678283 Anonymous
>>4678263 Any age and Surprise me

1 hours later 4678284 Anonymous
>>4678252 Play her at Minesweeper.

1 hours later 4678285 Anonymous
>>4678161 >she clambers off of you, her cheeks burning with embarrassment >"Oh, I KNEW this was going to happen!" >"Well, hey. You slept well, right?" >she keeps her gaze averted from yours to hide her burning cheeks >"Must've had nice dreams too, what with how hard you were holding-" >you're interrupted as a pillow collides with your face >"Shut your mouth and get up. We've got work to do."

1 hours later 4678287 Anonymous
>>4678237 SCP displays properties of rapid mutation and cellular growth, granting it colossal size, vastly increased physical strength, and destructive capacity. Properties tend to manifest on exposure to extreme levels of "magic" energy through specific channels or activities, including spellcasting and hoarding. Please refer to archive files S01E23-TCMC and S02E10-SOME

1 hours later 4678289 Anonymous (Not sethisto.png 300x161 57kB)
>>4678252 I'd like that very much

1 hours later 4678290 Tan
>>4678283 Alrighty. >>4678263 Ugh, it's too late to be deep or something. Forgot to mention that I kind of blow.

1 hours later 4678291 Anonymous
>>4678252 Like, in a cheesy scifi movie way? Where we both have to get to the frontal lobe to escape, while dodging representations of my fears/fetishes and whatnot? I really doubt we'd make it, my fears might not be any worse than anyone elses, but my fetishes are specifically hard to escape.

1 hours later 4678297 Anonymous
>>4678274 are you getting a bad dragon toy

1 hours later 4678298 Anonymous
Would you a pony womb?

1 hours later 4678301 Anonymous
>>4678298 Cervical penetration is go

1 hours later 4678302 Anonymous
>>4678298 Very much yes...It's my favorite fetish

1 hours later 4678307 Anonymous (francis.jpg 214x314 11kB)
TWLY is cute

1 hours later 4678308 Anonymous
>>4678287 The files seem to show that the mutation process takes place when acquiring random items for itself. Does acquiring these items cause a similar effect to SCP-1048's ability?

1 hours later 4678309 Anonymous
>>4678275 >>4678285 isn't it nice when things just work?

1 hours later 4678313 Anonymous
>>4678302 >>4678301 What if her little cervical mouth gripped and clenched behind your glans as her marecunt winked and slurped on your shaft?

1 hours later 4678322 Anonymous
>>4678313 Goddamn you i just fapped jeez

1 hours later 4678327 Anonymous
>>4678287 >>4678308 Seems like he's been magically/genetically modified into something halfway between a homunculus and a living magical capacitor.

1 hours later 4678330 Anonymous
>>4678308 >haven't read that one before, wonder what it's about >Autopsies revealed the cause of death to be asphyxiation caused by an abundance of the ear-like growths manifesting in the mouths and esophagi of all victims. aaaaaaaaaaaaaanopenopefuck

1 hours later 4678331 Tan
That's a huge problem of mine: I struggle to come up with things myself sometimes. I just can't come up with something for this pic. Also, does anyone have a good reference pic of snips and snails? I don't have a folder or references for them yet.

1 hours later 4678340 Anonymous (20__larger___wait__what___by_pix3m-d5fxnqv.png 1280x832 46kB)


1 hours later 4678344 Anonymous (the two worst ponies doing awful pony things.png 640x360 184kB)
>>4678331

1 hours later 4678346 Anonymous
>>4678340 inb4 muffins

1 hours later 4678350 Anonymous (tumblr_maw09cdidW1rg4helo1_500.jpg 500x700 179kB)


1 hours later 4678351 Corwin
Okay, I've finished page two. Should I post page one first, or has everyone got it?

1 hours later 4678356 Tan
>>4678344 Thank you. >>4678340 Why is it that when I look at this, I think of Chrono Trigger?

1 hours later 4678358 Anonymous
>>4678340 I understand having a Celestia picture hanging up, but why a Vinyl Scratch picture?

1 hours later 4678365 Anonymous
>>4678358 Because she's a famous musician. People have posters of them.

1 hours later 4678366 Anonymous
>>4678351 Go ahead and post part 2 Part 1 is already up here: >>4671114

1 hours later 4678367 Anonymous
>>4678351 post page 1 agian for those who have not swwn it

1 hours later 4678369 Anonymous (113101.png 696x388 199kB)
>>4678340 Can't wait.

1 hours later 4678371 Anonymous
>>4678188 >Pinkie is an SCP. >She learns that "Able" is having a birthday.

1 hours later 4678374 Anonymous
>>4678356 I thought it was Chrono Trigger too

1 hours later 4678376 Anonymous (kkk.jpg 1057x780 108kB)
she socks. more like the worst star of le show

1 hours later 4678380 Anonymous
>>4678322 I just want to know if she pants and moans as you paint her womb with spurt after spurt of hot seed, her entire tunnel milking you in time with each throbbing pulse.

1 hours later 4678381 Anonymous
>>4678367 >swwn YA BEEFED IT

1 hours later 4678383 Corwin (2.png 1000x1210 429kB)
>>4678366 Alright, thanks. Here's page two. I'll do the next page tomorrow. This thing will be either three or four pages.

1 hours later 4678384 Anonymous
>>4678358 oh tee pee

1 hours later 4678385 Anonymous
>>4678369 What the fuck is that?!

1 hours later 4678386 Anonymous
Hey subby, If you're still around: Your capping addon is pretty great, but would it be possible to move the buttons so they appear at the top of the thread?

1 hours later 4678389 Anonymous
>>4678371 >Pinkie Pie an SCP NOW everything makes sense.

1 hours later 4678393 Anonymous (shrugging_abomination.png 945x945 59kB)
>>4678385

1 hours later 4678394 Anonymous
>>4678383 I wish I knew what was going on. But it's funny even without that knowledge.

1 hours later 4678396 Anonymous (face.png 500x412 467kB)
>>4678383 >RED! that's the fucking flavor

1 hours later 4678398 Anonymous (looptyhooping.png 639x360 270kB)
>>4678344 >you will never have a best bro who is always by your side

2 hours later 4678401 Anonymous
>>4678383 Holy shit that's great I can't wait to see the rest >>4678394 see >>4678268

2 hours later 4678405 Anonymous
>>4678385 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EQNbHyhyjs

2 hours later 4678406 RCH
>>4678383 It is a scientific wonder on how he managed to get so dehydrated after so much cooling Hawaiian flavor was washed through him.

2 hours later 4678413 Anonymous (at_disneyland__peoplemover_by_twilightflopple-d5fxcs8.png 900x647 1160kB)


2 hours later 4678415 Anonymous (7NzDp.png 216x216 44kB)
rainbow crash

2 hours later 4678418 Anonymous
>>4678413 I fucking love the Peoplemover. It barely even counts as a ride but it's great.

2 hours later 4678422 Anonymous
>>4678330 You mean you DON'T wanna die by suffocating on ears that spontaneously grow in your throat?

2 hours later 4678424 Anonymous (nCsju.jpg 1000x1000 79kB)


2 hours later 4678425 subby
>>4678413 AWWW SHIT NIGGA THE PEOPLE MOVER THEY REMOVED THAT BECAUSE TEENAGERS LIKED TO JUMP FROM ONE TRAIN TO THE OTHER WHILE THEY WERE DRIVING.

2 hours later 4678426 Anonymous
shit i am fucked up is cosmo here right now?

2 hours later 4678429 Anonymous
>>4678389 Imagine how fucked the containment crew would be. For fucks sake, the facility contained God for a while. Because it amused him.

2 hours later 4678431 Anonymous
>>4678405 THIS EXPLAINS NOTHING

2 hours later 4678432 Anonymous
>>4678383 I laughed at the punch

2 hours later 4678436 Anonymous
>teen >feels for the first time in ages at last

2 hours later 4678437 Anonymous
>>4678371 May Celestia have mercy on us all

2 hours later 4678439 Anonymous
>>4678436 that's only one step removed from teen boners, so i approve

2 hours later 4678440 Anonymous
>>4678383 >Hasselhoff not holding stereotypical orange plastic float thing 0/10 No but seriously this is funny stuff, good work and keep it up.

2 hours later 4678443 Corwin
>>4678394 I am doing a comic of this: >>4678268 I'm using every word of it and trying to make something AT LEAST as funny as the blog post by itself. >>4678396 100% Red Shit I was looking at Hawaiian Punch cans online and the only "flavor" mentioned on the can was "FRUIT JUICY RED". I thought that was pretty funny, since it doesn't really mean anything. Don't forget to repost for the daytime crew!

2 hours later 4678447 Anonymous (pony urethras.jpg 600x83 51kB)
Which one would you choose?

2 hours later 4678451 Anonymous
>>4678429 Hah, really?

2 hours later 4678453 Anonymous
>>4678447 >urethras none Go fuck off with your bullshit

2 hours later 4678454 Anonymous
>>4678447 Why would you ever fuck a urethra?

2 hours later 4678455 Anonymous (tumblr_mau4jocAvO1qb1lq6o1_500.png 500x228 105kB)


2 hours later 4678456 Anonymous
>>4678454 because shit tier fetishes

2 hours later 4678458 Anonymous
>>4678426 Yes i am here right now working on drawing fat ponies for someone what's up

2 hours later 4678460 Anonymous
>>4678447 i feel sorry for the poor soul who has a ribbed urethra

2 hours later 4678461 Anonymous
>>4678437 I am conflicted. He flies into a rage when he sees a human. But he has been 'channelized.' Pinkie is just a small horse to him, possibly something for Pandora's Box to contain. But she would probably throw him off with her abilities.

2 hours later 4678465 Anonymous
>>4678447 >>4678454 URETHR-WHAT?!

2 hours later 4678467 Anonymous
>>4678458 i came up with a lyra thing that i think is really hot and i wanted to know if you wanted to hear it to shove in teh story or if you have too much direction from me already and if i should just polish it off myself

2 hours later 4678468 Anonymous
>>4678429 Shit, what was the name of the containment team on Ponibooru?

2 hours later 4678470 Anonymous
>>4678383 >Banana peel >100% red shit! >Hawaiian punch dribbling down double chin >Hasselhoff's body hair, proportions, and PACKAGE You're doing the lord's work

2 hours later 4678478 Anonymous (Vulture.jpg 960x720 88kB)
>>4678443 I read ya... Sir... will repost for daytime crew

2 hours later 4678479 Anonymous (wings.png 660x341 27kB)
>tfw you were the first wingfag >tfw you all started all this wingfaggotry as a "fetish" >tfw TAW took all the credit and such Not like it is a big deal or something to flip tablets over, it just feels unpleasant. Just like all the shit Klondrunk come up with and JJ "monopolized".

2 hours later 4678483 Anonymous
>>4678467 please tell me, since I'm not too far in i can go change or add something or nother real easy. I feel like I'm the one who's been sending a deluge of things to fit into the one you're writing

2 hours later 4678484 Anonymous
>>4678479 don't speak of him here

2 hours later 4678487 Anonymous
>>4678479 >>4678479 >>tfw TAW took all the credit and such woah now I don't think that actually happened don't confuse "bronies give him all the credit" with him taking all the credit

2 hours later 4678491 Anonymous
>>4678484 >Him If TAW wants to be the pretty lady pegasus we should respect that

2 hours later 4678493 Anonymous
>>4678309 >by which she means "you're driving me somewhere and getting me a decent breakfast because I am NOT eating hotel food."

2 hours later 4678494 Anonymous (BassBlaster.gif 640x360 1263kB)
>>4678479 ...If it feels any better, I liked helping you explore those wings.

2 hours later 4678498 Anonymous
ponies come to earth get captured by humans become regular farm animals tempt farmers worldwide with supple pony butts and winking mare vagina ??? ponies rule earth milking human males of semen

2 hours later 4678500 Anonymous (cuntdance.png 666x596 96kB)
>>4678487 Bronies ask - he confirms. It is up to him, not up to bronies. >>4678494 I wish I had wings..

2 hours later 4678503 Anonymous
since we're talking about taw again has he come back since that whole incident with the culture and such

2 hours later 4678505 Anonymous
>>4678479 >Not this faggot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

2 hours later 4678506 Anonymous
>>4678491 A PEDOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT!

2 hours later 4678507 Anonymous
>>4678483 we can share this burden together i'm not sure if it would fit in the story at all but i think i realized the reason i like lyra so much is because she's an object of projection for all my fetishes honestly this idea is fucked up but i thought it was hot so if it doesn't fit i'ma do it in a quickfic the idea was that you, as a human, are alone as lyra is away for a week visiting somewhere. to keep yourself occupied thinking of her while she's gone, you make use of your very special teal entry from the bad dragon pony collection - you fall into the typical state of 'bachelor by himself for a week' of basking in your own filth, including jizzing into your lyra-feel-alike for seven days straight - on the seventh day, lyra comes home early and finds you naked and browsing porn on your computer. she smells the scent of your cum and lack of showering immediately, and while chiding you, makes her way to your fleshlight - and you watch wordlessly as she unscrews the cap and pours a week's worth of old cum onto her face. the rest writes itself, ie, you fuck the shit out of her also you probably do a kiss while she's gargling your jizz and maybe swap it a bit, that would be cool too yes i am a messed up person

2 hours later 4678508 Anonymous
>>4678500 Complicity is acceptance. Attribution not countered by denial is thievery.

2 hours later 4678509 Tan (something about you will never .png 800x600 228kB)
>You will never something about Adult Twist or love or something Not my best work. In fact I think sleep might be in order.

2 hours later 4678510 Anonymous
>>4678500 >Bronies ask - he confirms. It is up to him, not up to bronies. bronies are morons. You can tell them point blank A and they'll still maintain opposite of A. It's not his job to correct delusions i mean, if he actively encourages or fosters those delusions then well that's a different story

2 hours later 4678511 Anonymous
>>4678498 The perfect world...

2 hours later 4678514 Anonymous
>>4678509 Straight bangs do not work on Twist.

2 hours later 4678515 Anonymous (1296968401386.jpg 600x524 53kB)
>>4678500 >What is marketing

2 hours later 4678517 Glitter Glue (crackleyoung.png 390x697 83kB)
would you take crackle to junior prom

2 hours later 4678519 Anonymous (aceokay.gif 256x192 86kB)
>>4678500 >the thought of Candyass becoming a major character So, who's going to ruin this show first: Marketing or Bronies?

2 hours later 4678522 Tan
>>4678514 they do for me anyway. with light curled hair off to the side. sorry, that's just my take. thanks for the input though

2 hours later 4678525 Anonymous
Hey, if femanon is/got back from work, tell her I'm sorry I don't have the thing finished tonight.

2 hours later 4678526 Anonymous
>>4678509 Thank you

2 hours later 4678527 Anonymous
>>4678517 no but I'd ask femsnails to go with me

2 hours later 4678528 Anonymous (124234123.png 667x476 226kB)
>>4678517 >Ask her >She turns me down

2 hours later 4678529 Anonymous (and that's all just pre.png 4995x2323 656kB)


2 hours later 4678530 Anonymous
>>4678507 Not him. Just an anonymous purveyor of pornographic horse stories. But. That sounds really cool, if only because it perfectly exemplifies what you were talking about that one time: Lyra is the female humanfag version of a horrifically perverse male ponyfag.

2 hours later 4678532 Anonymous
>>4678525 we have a real life femanon? disbelief

2 hours later 4678533 RCH
>>4678517 >Implying she would take me.

2 hours later 4678534 Anonymous
>>4678519 Executive meddling.

2 hours later 4678535 Anonymous
>>4678519 >implying the show wasn't ruined permanently and irreparably in the 80s

2 hours later 4678537 Anonymous
>>4678519 Why not both

2 hours later 4678538 Anonymous
>>4678530 i know right god i love it so much i wanna watch lyra get soaking wet from a handful of slimy, horrible smelling jizz

2 hours later 4678539 Anonymous
>>4678532 I trust Anonymous, Anonymous would never lie to me

2 hours later 4678541 Anonymous
>>4678519 The toy company has more power over the show than bronies.

2 hours later 4678543 Anonymouse
>>4678517 >crackle >not femsnails ishigy

2 hours later 4678545 Creepy Curse (batpony.png 1085x996 61kB)
Dear anon who requested a bat pony, I am extremely sorry. My internet went out right after I doodled this. Here is the bat pony you requested.

2 hours later 4678548 Anonymous
>>4678507 That's actually kind of sweet, though personally I would have blue-balled it and built up for a massive explosion of cum to blast her womb.

2 hours later 4678549 Anonymous
>>4678519 Bronies kinda did already. I guess it won't hurt to fire both barrels.

2 hours later 4678551 Anonymous
>>4678532 >that feel when you like to believe the femanon you spoilertext ERP'd with is actually female

2 hours later 4678552 Anonymous
>>4678545 >stop procrastinating, work on your art

2 hours later 4678555 Anonymous
>>4678538 Maybe afterwards, when she's covered, she coughs and spits a little and says something like "Holy shit, I can't believe I actually did that". Because it's something she's greentexted about on MLHG, but never had the chance to do. But it's different to do it in real life. But it was just a case of shock, and she really loves it.

2 hours later 4678556 Glitter Glue (crackle2.png 390x652 77kB)
anon stop that you were only supposed to take her to prom what if her dad finds out

2 hours later 4678557 Anonymous
>>4678493 >DT doesn't like Hotel Belgian Waffles >"How can you possibly EAT that crap?" >"With butter and syrup, or lemon juice and sugar... or jelly and a little whipped cream... there's a bunch of ways to eat waffles." >"That's not what I meant, idiot!"

2 hours later 4678558 Anonymous
>>4678532 I'm a female

2 hours later 4678559 Anonymous
>>4678551 We know for a fact there are women in this fandom. It's not so outlandish to think there are at least a handful in MLPG proper.

2 hours later 4678561 Anonymous
>>4678558 On the outside?

2 hours later 4678562 Anonymous
>>4678558 Nathan pls

2 hours later 4678567 Anonymous
>>4678503 she came back around here to tell us to stop talking to her on her tumblr, but that's all

2 hours later 4678568 Anonymous
>>4678549 I disagree completely. The only shit ON THE ACTUAL SHOW ITSELF that I have disliked has been the result of the people who actually work on the show and executive meddling and marketing and all that stuff.

2 hours later 4678569 Anonymous
>>4678507 >i'm not sure if it would fit in the story at all There-in lies the problem is that it wouldn't really fit anywhere IN the story from her initial interest, to her obsession, the moments of her increased seclusion and fantasizations interfering with her normal life and eventual sexually charged rape of an actual human at the end. That sounds more like an epilogue where the poor unfortunate human actually took to liking having sex with a crazed talking mint unicorn, and I am still out the window on how to end it but that can be your choice. She pulls an unsuspecting human into Equestria or She tears open her own portal and enters Earth also male or female human?

2 hours later 4678570 Anonymous (1347437654778.jpg 960x720 307kB)
>>4678556 are you here like 24/7 or something

2 hours later 4678571 Anonymous
>>4678561 yes

2 hours later 4678572 Anonymous
>>4678558 Im a United states marine officer with 300 confirmed kills

2 hours later 4678574 Anonymous (Lord-Jacob-Rothschild-Cashpoint-120.jpg 120x144 8kB)
>>4678515 It certainty isn't that.

2 hours later 4678575 Anonymous
>>4678571 Did you ever one have male genitalia at ANY point in time?

2 hours later 4678578 Anonymous
>>4678503 why would we want him to? he's too busy being a faggot on tumblr now

2 hours later 4678579 Anonymous
>>4678570 I'm pretty sure Glitter Glue does not sleep.

2 hours later 4678580 Anonymous
>>4678556 crackle watcha doin crakle stahp STAHP

2 hours later 4678581 Anonymous
>>4678519 >Candyass replaces Celestia/Luna It would never happen if Lauren was on the show, despite the fact how much you hate her, faggots. Hell, the pink habrooc wouldn't be an alicorn in a first place.

2 hours later 4678583 Anonymous
>>4678551 good luck with that half the time it used to be me in the old threads >>4678548 man, fuck that she'd have more fun bathing in my saved up cum than getting a slightly bigger load anyway plus there's something so fucking hot about someone degenerating into depraved masturbation >>4678555 there can't be too much context for her understanding i mean, i like the idea of her having some idea of how fucked up she's being but lyra strikes me as the type to only get more turned on as a result of the fucked up shit she does she can't have any trepidation about it, nor is she authoratative. just, like, she walks in, smells you, sees you with your dick in your hand, and then sees the slimy plastic tube next to your computer desk, and she knows immediately what's going on, and an impulse just pops into her head that makes her so fucking horny just from the thought, and the next thing she knows she's lavishing the taste of seven days worth of saved up cum that smells all the worse for building up without ever washing, but that makes it more disgusting and hot and she can almost feel herself cum from the taste alone... unf

2 hours later 4678586 Anonymous
>>4678579 He takes shifts with his brother. His brother only posts content he's already drawn.

2 hours later 4678587 Anonymous
>>4678575 no I've always had a vagina and boobies

2 hours later 4678588 Glitter Glue (crackble.png 794x595 95kB)
>>4678570 no, just most of the time the remainder of the time I have an AI I programmed to post pictures of crackle

2 hours later 4678589 Anonymous
>>4678559 i disagree >>4678569 male human obviously also be careful with portals to earth, the story 'Ingress' is doing that (it's building up to be not bad so far) but yeah, i agree it might not fit if it's cool with you, i'll take it and run with it

2 hours later 4678591 Anonymous
>>4678581 Yes should would because Lauren Faust helped make her, not that it makes any difference anyway.

2 hours later 4678592 Creepy Curse (twimad2.png 600x489 42kB)
>>4678556 You missed out drawfag three-way, GG. Actually come to think of it, so did MT. Wow, I did a drawfag three-way all by myself. Can I have an award, anons?

2 hours later 4678593 Anonymous
>>4678587 Alright, good. You're real then.

2 hours later 4678594 Anonymous
>>4678583 I can still pretend to be a pet submissive stallion ;_;

2 hours later 4678598 Anonymous
>>4678567 >her >she

2 hours later 4678599 Anonymous (holy shit.png 416x500 161kB)
>>4678586 I-it all makes sense now!

2 hours later 4678601 Anonymous
>>4678594 Only if you'll wear a pretty dress when I invite you to my tea parties

2 hours later 4678605 Anonymous
>>4678599 that's why sometimes it seems like he's just reposting and chatting.

2 hours later 4678607 Anonymous
>>4678587 Are you a tulpa?

2 hours later 4678608 Anonymous
>>4678598 If she wants to be a girl, then I think it's important we respect that. Call her a faggot for other reasons, but not for her life choices. Not everybody is lucky enough to be born the gender and species they want to be.

2 hours later 4678609 Anonymous
>>4678599 >tfw you used to have a thing for Amy Rose, of which you are thoroughly ashamed.

2 hours later 4678610 Anonymous (main 6 butts.jpg 720x466 55kB)
Your waifu looks at you longingly with half lidded eyes and sways her butt at you, tooting the whole time. What do you do?

2 hours later 4678612 Anonymous
>>4678591 She would be a simple unicorn and played her major role only in the wedding and that's all. Faust few times mentioned on her DA how she "fought" hasbro autism when they tried to plug their shit. Perhaps one of the reason she left is that the autism became unbearable.

2 hours later 4678613 Anonymous
>>4678609 Dafty, pls. or miLes

2 hours later 4678616 Anonymous
>>4678608 >youll never be born as a praying mantis I cri evertim

2 hours later 4678618 Anonymous
>>4678609 >Amy >Rose >Both names are companions of the Doctor >yfw Russell T. Davies and Steven Moffat are sonicfags

2 hours later 4678619 Anonymous
>>4678609 >that feel

2 hours later 4678620 Anonymous
>>4678608 Shut the fuck you dumbass. TAW isn't acting like a girl because he's transgender. He's doing it because he's an attentionwhoring fuckstain.

2 hours later 4678622 Anonymous
>>4678608 Then you should call Yamino and Purpleautism "she" and "her" too faggot. What's up, double standards and hypocrisy? Faggot.

2 hours later 4678623 Anonymous
>>4678610 Pinkie. Pinkie.... Please, Pinkie. Please. What are you even.... Why.... Pinkie... Then I'd let out an annoyed sigh and place my face between her cheeks.

2 hours later 4678624 Anonymous
>>4678610 Oh look at the time

2 hours later 4678625 Anonymous
>>4678607 no

2 hours later 4678628 Anonymous
>>4678601 Would you watch my dress bulge with my swelling member as I nursed from your breasts afterwards? Would you rub my ears and tell me what a good pony I was?

2 hours later 4678631 Anonymous
>>4678613 >Dafty Hah, really?

2 hours later 4678632 Anonymous
>>4678622 I do use female pronouns when talking about Yamino because that's her gender.

2 hours later 4678633 Anonymous
>>4678622 I do call her that. Those people are faggots because of other things, but I'm willing to accept they're female.

2 hours later 4678634 Anonymous
>>4678589 Go ahead man

2 hours later 4678635 Anonymous
>>4678632 I'll refer to him as a woman when he fucking acts like one.

2 hours later 4678636 Anonymous (even dd knows the proper way to classify that person.png 796x143 10kB)
>>4678622 >We Some of us do refer to those people by their chosen gender, chief

2 hours later 4678637 Anonymous
>>4678620 I don't see the problem. We all have a different personality for the internet, hers is just a little more removed. What's wrong with that? She makes a cute mare.

2 hours later 4678638 Anonymous
>>4678625 Are you or have you been member or representative of a terrorist organization?

2 hours later 4678639 Anonymous
>>4678622 I call them she and her. As in "SHE is fucking insane, boy do I hate HER." I mean, there's no reason to attack them for their trans status. They are horrible people on their own merits. BUT TAW is not even a transperson, he's just kidding/attentionwhoring/trolling/who cares.

2 hours later 4678640 Anonymous
>>4678628 nope, you only earn praise through action, not for looking like a tarted up fuck toy >>4678634 coo, i'ma have fun next question for everyone then - work on short lyra-cum story, or do quickfic request?

2 hours later 4678642 Anonymous
>>4678638 yeah, mlpg

2 hours later 4678643 Anonymous
Tumblr please go.

2 hours later 4678644 Anonymous
>>4678640 lyra cum

2 hours later 4678645 Anonymous
>>4678640 I have no requests for you, so I vote for the Lyra thing.

2 hours later 4678646 Anonymous
am i the only guy here who thinks that even if you cut your dick of, you were born man and still a fucking man?

2 hours later 4678650 Anonymous
>>4678601 >>4678628 >>4678640 >ERPing in a live general Absolutely disgusting

2 hours later 4678651 Anonymous
>>4678646 Go to bed, grandpa.

2 hours later 4678652 Anonymous
>>4678636 >Deaf giving advices >advices being polite >deaf >following them >even listening to deaf I don't even know where should I begin to laugh

2 hours later 4678653 Anonymous
>>4678646 Gender is not genetic, it's a social construct. Yamino is genetically a man, sexually a ??? (I don't know if she's pre-op or post op trans), and her gender is female. Why does it matter to you unless you want to have sex with her?

2 hours later 4678654 Anonymous
>>4678646 Only if you cut your dick. But if you do the whole hormones and transplant combo well i might have to reconsider strange time we livin now aint it chief?

2 hours later 4678655 Anonymous
>>4678646 Well Nachos would certainly agree with you.

2 hours later 4678656 Anonymous
>>4678650 dude, have you not been here the past week? it happens like every thread >>4678644 >>4678645 as anonymous dictates, lyra cum it is

2 hours later 4678657 Anonymous
>>4678646 To me, if you can't reproduce like a woman, you won't be a woman. Not until we actually have the tech to do that.

2 hours later 4678660 Anonymous
>>4678646 >am I the only one No you fucking aren't so stop starting questions off like that. And yes I do believe that even if you have your dick cut off you're still a man biologically/sexwise that is

2 hours later 4678661 Anonymous
>>4678646 You would be a dickless man

2 hours later 4678662 Anonymous
>>4678657 So infertile women are not women?

2 hours later 4678664 Anonymous
>>4678646 It's all about how you choose to identify. I can only hope that one day, us otherkin will get the respect we deserve too.

2 hours later 4678669 Anonymous
>>4678642 Have you ever been convicted of a Felony offense?

2 hours later 4678670 Anonymous
>>4678653 I do want to fuck TAW, so her not being genetically female is actually highly disappointing

2 hours later 4678672 Anonymous
>>4678656 I've been straying away from the general but I do notice it. Doesn't excuse it at all. You can ERP just have some god damn dignity and respect for others and do it in a dead general.

2 hours later 4678673 Anonymous
>>4678646 No, all the other bigots think just like you. You should move to Iran where your beliefs are still relevant.

2 hours later 4678675 Anonymous
>>4678670 you'd get soured on the idea pretty quickly once you found all that spaghetti inside her vagina

2 hours later 4678676 Anonymous
>>4678588 Prove you're not the AI then

2 hours later 4678677 Anonymous
>>4678646 This might just be because I'm a scientist, but I use the DNA method: if you have a Y chromosome, you're a man.

2 hours later 4678678 Anonymous
>>4678672 >needing an excuse fuck off, brony scum

2 hours later 4678680 Anonymous
>>4678675 >implying I'd go near that I just want to strap her wings to her sides, collar her, and choke her on my cock

2 hours later 4678682 Anonymous
>>4678669 the offense of being too sexy

2 hours later 4678683 Anonymous
Holy SHIT, did everyone in MLPG turn into tumblr fags all the sudden or what?

2 hours later 4678685 Anonymous
>>4678677 >I'm a trained US scientist with over 300 peer-reviewed reports

2 hours later 4678686 Anonymous
>>4678680 pasta also comes in vomit form

2 hours later 4678688 Anonymous
>>4678677 Why are genetics relevant at all to social situations involving the use of gendered pronouns, and questions of socially acceptable exposure in male vs female bathrooms?

2 hours later 4678691 Anonymous (1348136362574.png 600x883 286kB)
why arent you making horrible comics?

2 hours later 4678693 Anonymous
>>4678682 Have you used any illegal substances during the last 12 months?

2 hours later 4678694 Anonymous
>>4678683 Maybe they'll go away if we talk about the show

2 hours later 4678696 Anonymous
>>4678686 She's not that pastaful, really, not compared to any other tumblrfag

2 hours later 4678697 Corwin
>>4678691 I am!

2 hours later 4678698 Anonymous
>>4678683 PANCAKES FUCKING PANCAKES EVERYONE JUST WON'T SHUTUP ABOUT PANCAKES

2 hours later 4678700 Anonymous
>>4678696 shut up and let me hate the attention-whore already

2 hours later 4678701 Anonymous
>>4678683 Im just here waiting for any request

2 hours later 4678703 Anonymous
>>4678697 i said horrible comics, not really good ones

2 hours later 4678704 Anonymous
>>4678693 uh I smoked weed once but then I stopped because it made my tits hurt

2 hours later 4678705 Anonymous
>>4678688 You can call yourself whatever you want. If one of your sex chromosomes is smaller than the other, you're a man and always will be.

2 hours later 4678707 Anonymous
>>4678701 Octavia cum inflation?

2 hours later 4678710 Anonymous
>>4678701 Braeburn as a militant Mens Rights Activist.

2 hours later 4678711 Anonymous
>>4678662 Born women that are made to reproduce like women.

2 hours later 4678713 Anonymous
>>4678700 why, what's she ever done to you? She even left because people were getting annoyed by her, what more do you want?

2 hours later 4678715 Anonymous
>>4678701 do you mean to do one, or to see one when it's done? if the former, you should do human-fetish lyra

2 hours later 4678716 Anonymous
>>4678698 This poor man is blind.

2 hours later 4678717 Anonymous
>>4678701 Twilight helping Princess Celestia to dress up

2 hours later 4678718 Anonymous
>>4678678 It's called having some respect, you prick If I'm gonna ERP, I do that shit in a dead/dying thread

2 hours later 4678719 Anonymous
>>4678698 HE HAS EATEN THE PANCAKES?

2 hours later 4678720 Anonymous
>>4678704 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT Have you ever been convicted of a Domestic Violence offense or convicted of any charges that have been reduced from the charge of Domestic Violence?

2 hours later 4678721 Anonymous
>>4678683 I'm reminded of how Mocha's pony forums ultimately collapsed over the drama caused by people wanting to roleplay transgender ponies. Regardless of who is right or wrong on the issue (if there even is a right or wrong), bringing it up only destroys everything around it.

2 hours later 4678723 Anonymous
>>4678718 >respect for what, exactly? mlpg is just a group of horny men anyway

2 hours later 4678725 Anonymous (I can get this call to call your waifu a bitch.png 1169x454 157kB)


2 hours later 4678726 Anonymous
>>4678721 I wish I could have seen that.

2 hours later 4678727 Anonymous
>>4678718 oh hey it's you yeah man shits gone fucking wack as hell lately entire fucking threads have been consumed by horrible ERP its disgusting and extremely rude

2 hours later 4678728 Anonymous
>>4678705 But what bearing does that have on the discussion of whether to call trans-people male or female? You're Homo Sapiens, but you don't see me calling you a homo, do you? Scientific definitions are good for science, but not much more, nor are they designed to be.

2 hours later 4678730 Anonymous
>>4678723 I'm not.

2 hours later 4678732 Anonymous
>>4678730 we get it, you're a girl, no one cares

2 hours later 4678735 Anonymous
>>4678730 But you are horny? That's pretty much all that matters in this thread.

2 hours later 4678738 Anonymous
Someone please cap the DT Hotel stuff?

2 hours later 4678739 Anonymous
MLPG: WHERE HORNY TEENAGERS TALK ABOUT THE SEX THE WILL NEVER HAVE

2 hours later 4678740 Anonymous
>>4678730 Who is your favorite pone?

2 hours later 4678743 Anonymous
this thread sucks

2 hours later 4678744 Anonymous
>>4678720 I'd love to do it again if it didn't hurt. It makes me feel really nice and no man

2 hours later 4678745 Anonymous
>>4678735 "Me so horny. Me love you long time. Me sucky sucky"

2 hours later 4678746 Anonymous
>>4678732 I'm male >>4678735 No >>4678740 Rarity

2 hours later 4678748 Anonymous
>>4678727 >Entire threads consumed by ERP I think you're exaggerating a bit The ERP happens throughout the thread but that's only two people The thread continues despite the erp

2 hours later 4678753 Anonymous
>>4678739 But I never talk about sex here...I just off-topic a lot.

2 hours later 4678755 Anonymous
>>4678748 well, not if people draw attention to it like that faggot

2 hours later 4678756 Anonymous
>>4678748 >every fucking block of spoilers is ERP talk >not annoying and completely fucking obvious

2 hours later 4678757 Anonymous
>>4678745 I only got fifteen dollars. That's all my mama gave me.

2 hours later 4678758 Anonymous
Is this the way it's going to be forever? I mean... Things cycle from good to bad and back again constantly. It's the way it's always been. It's the way MLPG's always been, /co/, 4chan, the internet, and real life. But why does it always feel like it will last forever? Haven't I learned by now?

2 hours later 4678760 Anonymous
>>4678758 nope you're here forever dumbass

2 hours later 4678762 Anonymous
>>4678744 Ok last question Do you currently have five or more points on your driving record? The information provided by the applicant will be considered confidential to the extent that it is excluded from discloser under state and federal law. The information provided will be used by the patrol to determine the applicant’s qualifications for employment. Each question must be answered honestly and as completely as possible. If a question does not apply to your particular circumstances, insert “DNA” (Does Not Apply) into the caption. Should there not be sufficient space for you to fully explain your answer a question, or provide the necessary information, insert another sheet of paper or write on the back of the page. NOTE: The information and answers to questions contained in this questionnaire will be verified by Polygraph Examination and a complete Background Investigation

2 hours later 4678763 Glitter Glue (crackle2.png 390x652 86kB)
anon if her dad finds out you are in such trouble you better get her home right away it is almost 10 o clock don't go down this road anon

2 hours later 4678765 Anonymous
>>4678728 If a man wants to call himself a woman, that's fine, he can do that and get others to do so, but he will always be a man.

2 hours later 4678766 Anonymous
Which pony would be the best wife, and why?

2 hours later 4678767 Anonymous
>>4678746 >male and not horny What a terrible time to be on MLPG, for you.

2 hours later 4678768 Anonymous
>>4678739 so?

2 hours later 4678770 Anonymous
>>4678727 It's because of all those people who came here at once from the Anon in Equestria threads. "Blame /mlp/! Blame /mlp/! lol piss! XD I know, I know. But this time it's the truth.

2 hours later 4678771 Anonymous
>>4678763 gg pls no more

2 hours later 4678772 Anonymous
>>4678763 gg draw human fetish lyra pls if you wanted to make her covered in cum that would be cool too >>4678766 applejack because she's the most down-to-earth and willing to compromise also dat ass

2 hours later 4678773 Anonymous
>>4678768 It's fucking hilarious how desperate you guys are

2 hours later 4678775 Anonymous
>>4678762 i dont even drive oh go whats going on im so tired and confused

2 hours later 4678777 Anonymous
>>4678773 in my defense, i only like sex so much because i miss it though, having lots of sex can make you hornier sometimes actually, maybe i just like fetishes too much to leave

2 hours later 4678778 Anonymous
>>4678765 You're just saying the same thing over and over. Are you saying that you refuse to calling transpeople by their defined genders? Do you do bloodtests to be sure they really have a Y chromosome?

2 hours later 4678779 Anonymous
>>4678758 I don't care, I'm fine with everything as long as we don't talk about faggots like JJ or TAW and not being bronies.

2 hours later 4678780 Anonymous
>>4678770 Oh shit really? No fucking wonder these threads have tanked I think I'll go do something productive with my time instead of waste it here now

2 hours later 4678781 Anonymous
>>4678773 Dude we're talking about a little girls' show 24/7, we have no shame.

2 hours later 4678782 Anonymous
>>4678723 >implying everyone on MLPG is like that For the ones who are, they can find the dead thread where the action is occurring >>4678727 You may or may not be confusing me with someone else. I haven't done anything in the general for awhile now. Either way, glad I'm not the only one.

2 hours later 4678783 Anonymous (To Be a Pinkiefag.png 1266x193 74kB)
>>4678766 That question has a different answer for everyone. Here's mine.

2 hours later 4678785 Anonymous
>>4678773 Hacksaw pls

2 hours later 4678786 Anonymous
>>4678763 dammit crackle how'd you lose your dress?!

2 hours later 4678788 Anonymous
>>4678762 >discloser YOU'RE NOT A REAL INTERVIEWER

2 hours later 4678789 Anonymous
>>4678767 Gotta take the good with the bad, dood.

2 hours later 4678790 Creepy Curse (eyup.png 616x510 44kB)
>>4678727 You know, I have noticed I've been posting a lot of art in ERP threads lately. Am I in the wrong horse?

2 hours later 4678791 Daftykins
So my ban for Deviantfart expired and i'm going to advertise it. Right here. Right now. http://daftles.deviantart.com/

2 hours later 4678792 Anonymous
>>4678773 I"m with this nigga: >>4678777 Once you've had sex you end up missing it more than before you had it because now you know what it feels like

2 hours later 4678794 Anonymous
>>4678791 get a tumblr

2 hours later 4678795 Anonymous
This thread in a nutshell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWSXlQnY_A

2 hours later 4678798 Anonymous
>>4678778 If someone wants me to call them a woman, I'll do that. I honestly don't care what genitals they have or what their DNA is and they don't need to tell me. But the fact is that [insert re-iteration of initial point here] and that's just reality.

2 hours later 4678799 Anonymous
>>4678792 pretty much the only difference between when i was fucking and when i'm not is that i was acting out my perversions instead of writing about them for you guys god willing i'll be able to leave again some day

2 hours later 4678800 Anonymous
>>4678780 Yep. Just the other day, someone asked "Which tripfag are you bros with?" One anon said metals & cosmo. The rest listed tripfags from /mlp/, the /b/ thread, AoE threads, etc. I didn't recognize any of them.

2 hours later 4678802 Anonymous
>>4678792 I just miss having someone

2 hours later 4678803 Anonymous
>>4678788 BUT THOSE ARE REAL D UBS CH-CH-CH ECK 'EM

2 hours later 4678805 Anonymous
>>4678800 isn't metals a namefag? >>4678802 pls not this feel

2 hours later 4678806 Anonymous
>>4678792 People in Hell just want a glass of water.

2 hours later 4678808 Anonymous
>>4678800 fucking shit i was right fucking there I just assumed they were oold ass /co/ tripfags

2 hours later 4678810 Anonymous
Dubs are for fags.

2 hours later 4678813 Anonymous
So how about that Cis scum?

2 hours later 4678814 Anonymous
>>4678802 I could be your someone, anon ~

2 hours later 4678816 Anonymous
>>4678766 Depends. All of them are well suited and it's mainly down to opinions. Pinkie is a cook and always happy. Twilight is smart and organized Rarity is most female and sophisticated Applejack is hard working and has a loving family Rainbow Dash is competitive and independent Fluttershy is quiet and caring for all Take your pick really.

2 hours later 4678817 Anonymous
>>4678806 That's another way of putting it

2 hours later 4678818 Anonymous
>>4678814 gibbe the feeling of no longer being alone pls i report u hue hue hue ;_;

2 hours later 4678819 Anonymous
>>4678816 Pinkie's not always happy. She's usually happy, but she's just extreme in her moods either way.

2 hours later 4678822 Anonymous
>>4678802 What's it like having someone at all?

2 hours later 4678824 Anonymous (just kill me now.jpg 794x517 91kB)
>>4678802 >tfw you have someone but they're at least 13 hours away

2 hours later 4678825 Anonymous
>>4678814 no, I'm all messed up I'll just end up fucking everything up again

2 hours later 4678827 Anonymous
>>4678816 You're assuming all of them are looking for marriage I don't think Pinkie or Rainbow Dash would be too pumped for that

2 hours later 4678828 Anonymous
I wish someone would stream golden-age animation shorts from time to time.

2 hours later 4678829 Anonymous (duchess_lemonade_pony_by_Belousov.png 1352x923 453kB)
I found a friend for Coke Pony

2 hours later 4678830 Anonymous
>>4678822 Having not one, but two lives to live for

2 hours later 4678832 Anonymous
>>4678819 i think i'd like depressed pinkie every once in a while because it's the only time i'd be able to convince her to choke me and sit on my face until i pass out. probably wouldn't mind some blood-play either >>4678822 really good, then really terrible forever after

2 hours later 4678833 Anonymous
>lonelyfags are out Great

2 hours later 4678834 Anonymous
>>4678827 Don't say that. Don't ever say that. Don't destroy my dreams.

2 hours later 4678836 Anonymous (billie is gay as hell.jpg 392x580 55kB)


2 hours later 4678838 Anonymous
Which pony loves it when you rub their ears and stroke their mane?

2 hours later 4678839 Anonymous (дюшес.jpg 450x300 71kB)
>>4678829

2 hours later 4678842 Anonymous
>>4678830 I wish my first life was worth living for.

2 hours later 4678843 Anonymous
>>4678836 hells yeah, I would that unicorn while he blushed profusely.

2 hours later 4678844 Anonymous
>>4678795 This makes me miss having the simplistic worldview of a teenager

2 hours later 4678845 Anonymous
>>4678827 I work for Hasbro and I can confirm they get married at the end of S3

2 hours later 4678846 Anonymous
>>4678832 Blaaaahhhh that sounds awful. Not just the choking & blood, but keeping Pinkie depressed for your sexual enjoyment.

2 hours later 4678847 Anonymous (crackle2.5.png 390x652 70kB)
>>4678763 hee

3 hours later 4678849 Anonymous (rhubarb.jpg 500x500 90kB)
>>4678843 Billie is a girl

3 hours later 4678850 Anonymous
>>4678847 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

3 hours later 4678852 Anonymous
>>4678842 I know that feel

3 hours later 4678853 Anonymous
>>4678847 Eh i'd still do it

3 hours later 4678856 Anonymous
>>4678829 Too much sidemouth

3 hours later 4678857 Anonymous
>>4678846 i never said i'd keep her depressed, i'd just revel in the opportunity to indulge in some fucked up shit when she was miserable and felt like hurting everything. i could be her everything. >>4678847 sigh

3 hours later 4678859 Glitter Glue (lyrafetished.png 791x585 60kB)
>>4678772 >gg draw human fetish lyra pls here is a late night request just for you

3 hours later 4678860 Daftykins
>>4678794 Gross.

3 hours later 4678861 Anonymous (1348528087815.gif 192x162 911kB)
>>4678822

3 hours later 4678863 Anonymous
>>4678859 well... not as much cum as i was hoping, but i can dig it thanks man

3 hours later 4678864 Anonymous
>>4678859 7/10 Not your best, but good.

3 hours later 4678865 Anonymous
>>4678828 I could do that if I knew where to torrent golden age animation shorts

3 hours later 4678867 Anonymous
>>4678857 I guess I'd try that if I thought it would cheer her up again.

3 hours later 4678869 Anonymous
>>4678822 It's really nice

3 hours later 4678872 Anonymous
>>4678859 AHAHAHAH OH FUCK

3 hours later 4678873 Anonymous
>>4678844 Yes yes, we all miss 5 months ago. I presume you're trans? Please stop getting mad about an ambiguity that you and the rest of your movement has manufactured to confuse other people in the hopes that it might make you feel better about yourself It won't. Just pick one and stick with it.

3 hours later 4678874 Anonymous
>>4678856 >implying you still wouldn't drink her

3 hours later 4678875 Anonymous
>>4678865 https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5124699/Looney_Tunes_Golden_Collection_%28Vol._1-6%29

3 hours later 4678876 Anonymous
>>4678859 Draw fat pony pls or i report u

3 hours later 4678878 Anonymous
>>4678876 why not fat lyra? best of both worlds fat lyra asking you to fondle her chub hnnnghg

3 hours later 4678879 Anonymous
>>4678828 Fuck, anon. I have so much shit. On DVD and downloaded. I want to share it with you all. I want to watch shit we never watch and enjoy it together. But I can't. Because I have a very very very shitty connection.

3 hours later 4678881 Anonymous
>>4678859 gg my life feels empty without your streams pls stream 5ever

3 hours later 4678883 Anonymous
>>4678873 Yes, yes this. This is exactly the kind of ignorance I miss from my adolescence. Being an educated adult is just stressful.

3 hours later 4678888 Anonymous (1346576503151.gif 387x405 773kB)
I like this pony. Do you like this pony?

3 hours later 4678890 Anonymous
>>4678888 No, because that pony isn't actually a woman.

3 hours later 4678891 Anonymous (Aaaaalll my friiieeeends do....png 900x894 158kB)
>>4678888 Sort of. I like her friend better.

3 hours later 4678892 Glitter Glue
>>4678881 I'm not even doing anything I'm playing FTL (and sometimes snorederblands 2) and preparing to sleep even when I'm ready for streams they're boring

3 hours later 4678893 Anonymous
>>4678888 I like that pony. She is a good pony.

3 hours later 4678894 Anonymous
>>4678888 No, her friends and teacher abandon her at the drop of a hat, she must be shit.

3 hours later 4678896 Anonymous (this will be over soon.png 1366x768 680kB)
>>4678875 >29.1gb of looney tunes I can feed to this Anything in particular I should prioritize in this torrent or should I let the gods of the internet decide?

3 hours later 4678898 Anonymous
I can't masturbate It's difficult to even get a boner

3 hours later 4678899 Anonymous
>>4678894 >>4678888 If you could make one Twi-ship canon, which would it be?

3 hours later 4678900 Anonymous
>>4678875 Looney Tunes sucks

3 hours later 4678901 Anonymous
>>4678892 I don't care I want to have your stream as background sound pls gg lull me to sleep

3 hours later 4678902 Anonymous (106582934.png 480x450 188kB)
>>4678888 No, she is disgusting

3 hours later 4678903 Anonymous
>>4678896 Bob Clampett, plz. You will be my hero, anon.

3 hours later 4678904 Anonymous
>>4678898 i'm sorry i'd give you an insanely enthusiastic handjob if you were around

3 hours later 4678905 Anonymous
>>4678828 I have some golden-age Disney stuff I can stream from time to time, if you like. Not sure on the length of it, though, and sadly all the rest of my stuff is on VHS. Still. I haven't yet tested this connection, but it might be cool.

3 hours later 4678907 Anonymous
>>4678900 By what measure of quality?

3 hours later 4678908 Anonymous (juicy fluttershy.png 1280x1852 191kB)
>>4678898

3 hours later 4678909 Anonymous
>>4678892 I thought Borderlands 2 was really good

3 hours later 4678913 Anonymous
>tfw all MLPG is being slowly replaced and outnumbered by the piss >tfw soon there will be no more /co/ in here

3 hours later 4678915 Anonymous
>>4678907 It's boring, unfunny and played to death I just can't stand it anymore

3 hours later 4678916 Anonymous (ross_pone.jpg 1170x900 431kB)
>>4678892 Will this make you stream?

3 hours later 4678919 Anonymous
>>4678873 We don't really have to even call this guy out on being edgy, right?

3 hours later 4678921 Anonymous
>>4678915 What do you like, anon?

3 hours later 4678926 Anonymous
>>4678913 Just wait till season 3. Give or take the next hiatus will make /co/ disappear.

3 hours later 4678927 Anonymous
>>4678913 >tfw if we move to the sub MLPG would just bleed anons They'll learn Soon you won't know the difference

3 hours later 4678928 Anonymous
>>4678921 Not that guy, but Animaniacs is good.

3 hours later 4678930 Anonymous
>>4678919 Everybody's being edgy Who cares, talk about ponies

3 hours later 4678931 Anonymous
>>4678892 gg pls play borderlands 2 with me

3 hours later 4678935 Anonymous
>>4678928 I think Animaniacs is overrated

3 hours later 4678936 Anonymous
>>4678908 penis felt like it should be moving but it just laid there even with stroking it isn't hard enough to fap with >>4678904 I don't think even that would help, but thank you

3 hours later 4678937 Anonymous
>>4678913 yep, we got people who are busy sucking trans dicks, people sucking stallion dicks, people going autism mode over fanfiction. pretty soon we'll have threads dedicated to OCs and tulpas, and we'll be telling everyone to check their privileges.

3 hours later 4678938 Anonymous
>>4678921 A lot of really dumb cartoons from the 90's early 2000's and well right now I'm watching King of the Hill

3 hours later 4678942 Glitter Glue (packis.png 785x593 74kB)
>>4678901 anon i don't even have a playlist up >>4678909 I'm actually enjoying it a lot

3 hours later 4678946 Anonymous
>>4678942 It's a huge improvement over the first game for sure. It's fun

3 hours later 4678947 Anonymous
>>4678942 >>4678931 pleeasse

3 hours later 4678949 Anonymous
>>4678937 >threads >in the general wat

3 hours later 4678953 Anonymous (twilight mutation fetishry.png 1632x3543 397kB)
>>4678936

3 hours later 4678957 Anonymous (78.gif 629x217 9kB)
>>4678921

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>>4678938 >A lot of really dumb cartoons from the 90's early 2000's >and well right now I'm watching King of the Hill >Doesn't like looney tunes Your opinions are objectively wrong on the basis that you're a dummy go watch some http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55G7T8VdWEs

3 hours later 4678961 Anonymous
>>4678949 you know how we have X thread sometimes, as in a theme? that'll happen eventually

3 hours later 4678962 Anonymous
>>4678935 That's too bad. I never really liked most cartoons, Animaniacs and Rocko were the only ones that really held my interest.

3 hours later 4678965 Anonymous (twilight unwashed.png 1624x1764 268kB)
>>4678936

3 hours later 4678969 Anonymous
>>4678961 >implying anyone ever sticks to a topic

3 hours later 4678971 Anonymous
>>4678947 I'll play Borderlands with you anon ~ If you're in my region

3 hours later 4678972 Anonymous (1348564713.dagoddamnbatguy_foash_insect_3.jpg 1280x868 150kB)
>>4678896

3 hours later 4678975 Anonymous
>>4678969 bronies do and let's face it that''s what we are now

3 hours later 4678976 Anonymous
>>4678971 murrika?

3 hours later 4678978 Anonymous
>>4678962 I liked Rocko but I never really had Animaniacs in my childhood and when I watched it later on in life it just seemed to be riding on the back of the older 'classic' cartoons but with a sort of twist. I don't hate it but it aint anything special to me.

3 hours later 4678987 Anonymous
>>4678976 Australia ;_;

3 hours later 4678988 Anonymous
>>4678938 I just typed out a rant about how great Warner Bros. cartoons were. But I deleted it and checked on my autism. Let's agree to disagree.

3 hours later 4678989 Anonymous
>>4678978 Well sure, that's the point. Animaniacs:Golden-Age Cartoons::Indiana Jones:Pulp Adventure Novels/trashy 30s adventure flicks.

3 hours later 4678990 Anonymous
>>4678987 we can still have laggy funtimes together

3 hours later 4678993 Anonymous (tumblr_m9lyinlsd11ra16kdo1_500.png 500x587 126kB)
>>4678500 I won't be surprised if in S3, Cadance ends up having more screen time than Luna and Celestia combined Actually i'm pretty sure she already had more screen time than Celestia and Luna in S2.

3 hours later 4678995 Anonymous
>>4678993 We will have to learn to love Cadence, or stop liking the show. Those are our options. It's up to the writers and it is up to us.

3 hours later 4678996 Creepy Curse (1333251746508.gif 208x217 190kB)
It's 5:00 AM. What should I draw, MLPG?

3 hours later 4679002 Anonymous
>>4678996 decks

3 hours later 4679003 Anonymous (the early diva gets the giv-ah.png 426x364 8kB)
Rise and shine, my darlings~!

3 hours later 4679005 Anonymous
>>4678959 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55G7T8VdWEs I started hearing the song and immediately closed the tab, I hate that shit I hate it on the basis that I've seen them so many times it's just awful, I never want to see it ever again >>4678988 I liked some WB stuff. But yeah.

3 hours later 4679006 Anonymous
>>4678996 A pony smoking a cigar.

3 hours later 4679007 Anonymous
>>4678993 I doubt it >>4678995 I like Cadence

3 hours later 4679008 Anonymous
>>4678996 Something cute

3 hours later 4679015 Anonymous
>>4678996 Pinkie on a pogo stick.

3 hours later 4679016 Anonymous
>>4678993 She is a element of harmony now after all. And she wasn't so annoying at all in the wedding episodes. I like her more than Fluttershy

3 hours later 4679019 Anonymous
>>4679005 This sounds like a personal hang-up, anon.

3 hours later 4679023 Anonymous
>>4679006 >>4679008 >>4679015 >>4679002 combine them!

3 hours later 4679024 Anonymous
>>4678959 Ross pls go

3 hours later 4679025 Anonymous (MY LITTLE PONY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.gif 500x363 509kB)
>Not watching What's opera, Doc? >10am GMT 25 September 2012 >>4678996 Draw this with ponies

3 hours later 4679030 Anonymous (mon_petit_hippocampe_by_andantonius-d5f2cre.jpg 643x1000 328kB)


3 hours later 4679031 Anonymous
>>4679025 >fat rarity

3 hours later 4679032 Anonymous
>>4679019 Yeah I guess. It's just not entertaining to me and I wouldn't ever want to watch the shorts.

3 hours later 4679036 Anonymous
>>4679030 >those teats

3 hours later 4679037 Anonymous (1348567305734.png 426x364 15kB)
>>4679003

3 hours later 4679039 Anonymous
>>4679025 that horse looks like was made by Ross

3 hours later 4679040 Anonymous
>>4679025 MAGIC HELMET

3 hours later 4679043 Anonymous (1347487369263.jpg 286x302 27kB)
Which pony would most likely go out of the way to wake you up personally and greet the day ?

3 hours later 4679044 Anonymous
>>4679031 But that's just Rarity.

3 hours later 4679045 Anonymous
>>4679032 How about Fleischer Bros. or MGM or Disney or Terrytoons stuff from the same time period?

3 hours later 4679047 Anonymous
>>4679025 kill the wabbit

3 hours later 4679052 Anonymous (1347908261.ross-irving_07-_twilight_and_celestia.jpg 1280x866 131kB)
>>4679039

3 hours later 4679054 Anonymous
>>4679043 Zecora pls pls

3 hours later 4679055 Anonymous
>>4679044 How can it be? She doesn't have a penis in her mouth. Rarity is worst pony.

3 hours later 4679057 Anonymous
>>4679045 Yeah I like some of that stuff

3 hours later 4679060 Anonymous
>>4679057 Are just you not a very big animation fan, anon? It's okay if you're not.

3 hours later 4679061 Anonymous (1346280883018.jpg 564x800 63kB)
>>4679047 KILL THE WAAAABBIIIIIIIIT

3 hours later 4679062 Anonymous (3298473240.jpg 1583x2048 122kB)
>>4678995 I eventually changed my mind on several characters that i didn't ike/ didn't care, like Chrysalis and Gilda. After all this time Cadance is the only character that hasn't grown on me. So if Cadance takes a signicant part of the show, then i'm going to be pretty much done with the show.

3 hours later 4679065 Anonymous
Which pony would you most want to cuddle with in bed as you fall asleep?

3 hours later 4679066 Anonymous (ra.png 1263x218 18kB)
>>4679055

3 hours later 4679069 Creepy Curse (IdontHaveaBiggerImage.jpg 296x170 10kB)
>>4679015 >>4679008 >>4679006 >>4679002 >>4679023 Okay, so we got a cute pone smoking a cigar on a deck while it watches Pinkie on a pogo stick. Is that right? >>4679025 Someone beat me to the punch.

3 hours later 4679073 Anonymous (sad princess in the rain.gif 270x178 162kB)
>>4679065

3 hours later 4679074 Anonymous
>>4679055 Trolling is against the rule anonymous!

3 hours later 4679075 Anonymous
>>4679060 I like some stuff. Like I said I pretty much can't stand Looney Tunes anymore because it's been played out to death for me. I like animation, I like certain things. I don't like watching the same stuff over and over. Gets boring.

3 hours later 4679076 Anonymous (i missed you so much big sister.gif 500x500 322kB)
>>4679073

3 hours later 4679080 Anonymous
>>4679069 cut out the middle man and have pinkie smoking a cigar while pogo-ing on a deck and being cute.

3 hours later 4679083 Anonymous
>>4679075 Did your father used to say "What's up doc?" before he molested you, anon?

3 hours later 4679084 Anonymous (1311228394223.jpg 1400x832 384kB)
>>4679073 Why are you sad Luna, you're banishment is over, you have your army of batguards and can resume working on your FED empire again.

3 hours later 4679085 Anonymous (1347622157664.png 525x525 59kB)
Alright, MLPG! Let's start our day right! Now tell me, isn't she the worst pony?

3 hours later 4679088 Anonymous
>>4679073 BEGONE IMPOSTER, THE REAL PRINCESS HAS RETURNED

3 hours later 4679090 Anonymous (1348407346728.png 300x300 94kB)
>tfw slowly improving with drawing >start noticing things about stuff i should have before >mfw

3 hours later 4679091 Anonymous
Okay, I remember 2 animated shorts I really like and can't for the life of me recall the name. Both are at least partially musical, may very well be looney tunes/merry melodies. The first is about a guy with this ridiculous covered wagon but also ship sailing the great plains. He visits a city and woos the daughter of the mayor or something, and it ends with him going down with his ship. The second is about a rural train station receiving a pair of breeding rabbits and keeping them because the irish customer refuses to pay for delivery and the breed until the stationhouse is full. This one was cool because of the different animation style (very clean) and good rhyming. I'd appreciate it if you /co/mrades recognize either.

3 hours later 4679093 Anonymous
>>4679083 Bugs Bunny was only good in Space Jam

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3 hours later 4679095 Anonymous
>>4679085 No.

3 hours later 4679096 Anonymous
>>4679093 I WILL LOOK FOR YOU. I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL KILL YOU.

3 hours later 4679097 Creepy Curse (GotABiggerImage.png 1400x806 807kB)
>>4679069 Anon found it for me. Thank you, anon. >>4679080 For some reason I image this as something Tess would draw.

3 hours later 4679100 Anonymous
>>4679093 i don't even

3 hours later 4679102 Anonymous (What's up Twi.png 1280x737 736kB)
>>4679069 I can only find the original

3 hours later 4679104 Anonymous
>>4679093 C'MON AND SLAM

3 hours later 4679105 Anonymous
>>4679091 I don't believe those were Warner Bros. cartoons, anon. The second may be a UPA cartoon that I can't remember the name of.

3 hours later 4679108 Anonymous
>>4679073 I bet that would make her smile.

3 hours later 4679110 Anonymous (1348411978232.png 451x237 161kB)
>try to fap for more than twenty minutes >finally finish >worst orgasm of my life and yet it somehow gives me a headache and makes me feel nauseated everything I love is taken from me

3 hours later 4679112 Anonymous (space-jam-kid1.jpg 640x480 98kB)
>>4679096 say that to my face not online see what happens

3 hours later 4679114 Anonymous (1323924373144.jpg 515x400 205kB)
>>4679093

3 hours later 4679116 Anonymous
>>4679104 AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

3 hours later 4679118 Anonymous
>>4679110 >try to fap for more than twenty minutes I'm sorry for you

3 hours later 4679124 Anonymous
>>4679121 >that horrible white space ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS COPY THE DAMN IMAGE, CJ

3 hours later 4679130 Anonymous (12345678.png 525x525 119kB)
>>4679085

3 hours later 4679131 Anonymous (1348092171141.png 182x183 25kB)
>>4679110 It's not how long you fap, it's when you should fap. Take a quick shower, eat lightly and do it again.

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3 hours later 4679135 Anonymous
>>4679121 >>4679130 >reduce image dimensions >size goes up 15kb

3 hours later 4679137 Anonymous
>>4679105 I almost want to say the second was a Hanna Barbera or something.

3 hours later 4679138 Anonymous (1348286751054.png 1000x1100 217kB)
>>4679132 But what if my scarred side is inside?

3 hours later 4679140 Anonymous
>>4679132 Well, I just tried it and it said procrastinate.

3 hours later 4679143 Anonymous
>>4679132 You can't tell me what to do! I don't feel like procrastinating.

3 hours later 4679145 Anonymous
Would you kiss a pony? Which? Where?

3 hours later 4679146 Anonymous (1347413334990.gif 427x435 802kB)
Posting best pony on a dead General. No one's going to stop me.

3 hours later 4679148 Anonymous (0mol1.png 2560x1600 270kB)
>>4679145 Yes her hoof

3 hours later 4679151 Anonymous
>>4679145 Lyra in her dreams

3 hours later 4679154 Anonymous
>>4679137 Well, if it had that weird sort of stylistic animation and it had the rhyming throughout, it may have been UPA. If it reminded you of Hannah Barbera in it's style of limited animation, that is something that the UPA studio was well known for. They also did a lot of cartoons that rhymed like that. I don't know if the Hannah Barbera studio did any stand-alone theatrical shorts, or if they just did TV series.

3 hours later 4679159 Anonymous
>>4679145 All of them Everywhere

3 hours later 4679163 Anonymous
>Hannah Barbera >Good

3 hours later 4679166 Anonymous
>>4679163 No one said that. No one even implied that.

3 hours later 4679171 Anonymous (1331753277700.jpg 1406x657 145kB)
http://www.livestream.com/texdraws/video?clipId=pla_a5ea7d46-5566-4b71-8276-33093c6e8ae4&utm_sou rce=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb Tex's stream if you missed it. I'm just playing it for the musical playlist.

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3 hours later 4679176 Anonymous
>>4679131 Wait, which one is this from?

3 hours later 4679181 Anonymous (Chinese Comics 9.png 700x1010 257kB)
>>4679176

3 hours later 4679190 Anonymous
>>4679091 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYXlF3sa9xs

3 hours later 4679191 Anonymous
>>4679181 I love these comics

3 hours later 4679193 Anonymous
>>4679190 YES. That's #2. I think the 1st was a disney as well. Thanks so much!

3 hours later 4679196 Anonymous
>>4679173 What about it?

3 hours later 4679197 Anonymous
>>4679193 also, Guinea Pigs, not rabbits. But yeah.

3 hours later 4679198 Anonymous
>>4679190 Ah, fuck, I've actually seen this cartoon.

3 hours later 4679201 Anonymous
>>4679131 Just threw up my toast, then slipped on the bathroom floor which was wet from my shower and hit my fapping arm's elbow on the toilet holder it's a fucking sign

3 hours later 4679204 Anonymous (59886__.jpg 900x900 115kB)
bonne matin, mlpg

3 hours later 4679205 Anonymous
>>4679201 A sign that you need to jerk it with your off-hand, clearly

3 hours later 4679207 Anonymous
>>4679201 Maybe you should find that special person to have sex with .

3 hours later 4679208 Anonymous
>>4679193 I vaguely remember the first one but not enough to be able to locate it properly. The second one was easy enough

3 hours later 4679209 Anonymous
>>4679207 IF ONLY IT WERE THAT SIMPLE ANON. IF ONLY IT WERE THAT SIMPLE FOR ME .

3 hours later 4679214 Anonymous
>>4679209 I-I can be that special someone...

3 hours later 4679219 Anonymous
>>4679214 NO YOU CAN'T. YOU ARE AN ANONYMOUS INTERNET POSTER. WE HAVE NO WAY OF MEETING. WE MIGHT LIVE IN COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HEMISPHERES OF THE PLANET. WE MIGHT END UP DISLIKING EACH OTHER. IT WILL NEVER WORK.

4 hours later 4679221 Anonymous
>>4679205 It took forever to fap using my regular hand even after not fapping for five days prior, christ >>4679207 If I had someone, I probably wouldn't be taking this medicine and then I would be able to fap but I don't have someone and I have to take this medicine and I can't fap

4 hours later 4679230 Anonymous
>>4679219 W-What if I go out of the way to move in with you?

4 hours later 4679231 Anonymous
>>4679221 AH FUCK, IS IT YOU AGAIN? I really feel bad for you, man.

4 hours later 4679235 Anonymous
>>4679230 YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH ME IN MY ROOM IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE, ANON. WITH MY LITTLE BROTHERS RUNNING AROUND. FACE IT. WE'RE IMPOSSIBLE.

4 hours later 4679237 Anonymous
>>4679219 Well yeah, if that's your attitude it'll never work out But what if that poster were a slutty mare just looking to get rutted? What if they lived just down the street from you? Keep an open mind, man

4 hours later 4679239 Anonymous (butt by request.jpg 1164x964 603kB)
>>4679214 Back off, he's mine. Also, somebody wanted this.

4 hours later 4679242 Anonymous
>>4679214 >you will never snuggle with someone who shares your love of pone

4 hours later 4679249 Anonymous
Post favorite NSFW picture of your favorite pony.

4 hours later 4679251 Anonymous
>>4679239 Unf. I'm glad I stayed up to not work on my rough draft for English class.

4 hours later 4679253 Anonymous
>>4679239 L-lift the tail please

4 hours later 4679254 Anonymous
>>4679237 Don't tease me. I wouldn't deserve such luck.

4 hours later 4679256 Anonymous
>>4679235 I-I'll work for an apartment of our own. >>4679239 Oh god, that bed

4 hours later 4679259 Anonymous
>>4679249 I don't want to get banned again

4 hours later 4679261 Anonymous
>>4679253 If you're gonna reshoot this, spread your legs a bit too ~

4 hours later 4679266 Anonymous
>>4679259 upload somewhere and post link

4 hours later 4679267 Anonymous
>>4679256 OH OKay. Fine. I would be completely open to something like this. You win, anon. You win.

4 hours later 4679269 Anonymous (1347572989364.png 879x909 1127kB)
>>4679231 your sympathy is appreciated they said antidepressants would make me feel better now I'm just miserable all the time ;_;

4 hours later 4679271 Anonymous
>>4679239 Are people here really aroused by this? I mean, I know the answer to that is always yes... But do you also get aroused by sports mascots and stuffed animals?

4 hours later 4679273 Anonymous
>>4679269 Man, I'm glad I'm able to be happy or at least convince myself of such despite my mediocre life.

4 hours later 4679274 Anonymous
>>4679249 http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/922318

4 hours later 4679275 Anonymous
>>4679267 Now give me your complete address and I'll be there in four days. Don't worry about telling me who you are. I already know.

4 hours later 4679276 Anonymous
>>4679271 not everyone

4 hours later 4679278 Anonymous
>>4679269 WELL, TRY SOMETHING ELSE IF THEY'RE NOT WORKING. IF THEY'RE NOT WORKING, THEN THEY'RE NOT WORKING. COME ON.

4 hours later 4679279 Anonymous
>>4679266 hey, that's a good idea http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/902623#search=megasweet inb4 banned anyway

4 hours later 4679281 Anonymous
>>4679242 >you will never snuggle with someone FTFW ;_;

4 hours later 4679282 Anonymous
>>4679271 I like it for the exhibitionism aspect, personally, as well as the novelty/mystery. Optimally I would like to be the subbiest little camwhore for MLPG, but failing that I like camwhores, plus there's just the plain old kinkiness of fursuiting.

4 hours later 4679284 Anonymous
>>4679279 >http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/902623#search=megasweet >#search=megasweet

4 hours later 4679285 Anonymous
>>4679275 Ahhh.... And now we get to the root of my problem. I'm afraid. And that's why I'll always be ronery.

4 hours later 4679286 Anonymous
>>4679274 >>4679279 jesus fuck

4 hours later 4679287 Anonymous
>>4679278 I've only been on them for a few days, it's too early to tell if they're working or not

4 hours later 4679288 Anonymous
>>4679271 it's only because it's pinkie if it was literally anything else my penis would be flaccid right now

4 hours later 4679291 Anonymous
>>4679282 No one's subbier than I am! I-I mean, don't take t-this the wrong way... It's j-just how it g-goes...

4 hours later 4679294 Anonymous
>>4679284 It was the quickest way i could find it... Would you have preferred i searched for 'futashy'? That's sick, anon. Sick!

4 hours later 4679295 Anonymous
>>4679287 Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else. I still feel for you. If they end up working, then good for you!

4 hours later 4679296 Anonymous
>>4679285 Shh, shh. I promise I'll make you feel special.

4 hours later 4679301 Anonymous (1346560719417.png 441x110 11kB)
>>4679285 My psychiatrist says that I'm masking really deep social phobias, especially fears of intimacy, without even realizing it

4 hours later 4679307 Anonymous
>>4679282 I suppose I understand. It's not the actual suit itself, but all the connotations surrounding it?

4 hours later 4679309 Anonymous
>>4679301 LOOK I AM A JACKPONY

4 hours later 4679314 Anonymous
>>4679296 Just.... Just hold me. Just for a moment.

4 hours later 4679318 Anonymous
>>4679291 >>4679282 If, uh, theoretically I were to be the subby little camwhore for mlpg what would you guys have me do?

4 hours later 4679319 Anonymous
>>4679307 I think he's saying that it's that and also the suit

4 hours later 4679320 subby
>>4679291 >implying >>4679307 Yeah, more or less.

4 hours later 4679322 Anonymous (Handsome Fight!.png 1800x767 442kB)
So who do you think she'd pick Might add more manly men. This is setting up a picture for when they all get into a fistfight. Sweetie Belle will look over her shoulder, not wanting to get involved, but blushing at the thought that a little mime like her could cause such a ruckus.

4 hours later 4679323 Anonymous
>>4679285 We're all afraid, anon. Some for better reasons than others I'm pretty sure my aorta is going to literally explode next time I leave the house from sheer stress.

4 hours later 4679325 Anonymous (luna_first_kiss__d_by_mikwaw6-d5fuyoo.jpg 900x655 107kB)
princest is the best best I like to think both of them discovered wonderful world of sex (and lost their innocence) with each other.

4 hours later 4679326 Anonymous
>>4679253 I already did a tail lift picture also, it's super hard keeping a hold of it because the fur is slick and the hooves don't come with hoofgrip

4 hours later 4679327 Anonymous (1 (49).jpg 466x500 24kB)
>>4679279 >tfw i like futa but not any of the futa Megasweet draws

4 hours later 4679328 Anonymous
>>4679318 Get a fursuit and then we'll talk

4 hours later 4679329 Anonymous
okay what the fuck, this time i'm absolutely sure i didn't do anything wrong anyone have the ross filter list pastebin? my fucking 4chan x has betrayed me again!

4 hours later 4679330 subby
>>4679322 I really like your caricatures. I wish you'd draw a series of caricatures of each major VA/writer+faust, and the major brony community people.

4 hours later 4679332 Anonymous
>>4679322 which pone is that

4 hours later 4679333 Anonymous
>>4679322 Obviously it would be Humphrey Bogart

4 hours later 4679335 Anonymous
>>4679322 Needs moar Victor Mature.

4 hours later 4679339 Anonymous (wlwayne.jpg 246x173 12kB)
>>4679325 >Princest is the best best

4 hours later 4679340 subby
>>4679318 Icecubes in the butt. Vocaroo yourself making seductive moans, or just yourself schlicking As many pics as possible where it looks like you're nervous or shy.

4 hours later 4679341 Anonymous (booping overtime Jailbait.png 1688x986 41kB)


4 hours later 4679342 Anonymous
>>4679332 Cutie Belle

4 hours later 4679344 Anonymous
>>4679322 Hey, those caricatures aren't half bad Also Humphrey

4 hours later 4679346 Anonymous
>>4679340 >>4679318 Oh god what have I done

4 hours later 4679349 Anonymous (86 - OVERTIME.png 525x950 95kB)
>>4679341 FUCK YOU! It's much better than mine ;_;

4 hours later 4679351 Anonymous (tumblr_maw09of6Eg1qgjqpoo1_1280.png 554x505 252kB)
>>4679339 I meant "cest" fuck

4 hours later 4679353 Anonymous
Would you have a loving relationship with pone?

4 hours later 4679354 Anonymous (1348038414576.gif 315x315 1404kB)
>>4679349 please stop erping in a live horse

4 hours later 4679355 Anonymous
>>4679322 Partly why your girls look so old. They dress like they're from the 40's. Combine that with their ugly, bizare face and they look like a haggard 60 year old chainsmoker.

4 hours later 4679357 subby
>>4679353 absolutely, especially if they realized I actually loved being degraded, and got into domming because they loved me and wanted to make me happy

4 hours later 4679358 Anonymous
>>4679353 That's all I really want, at the end of the day.

4 hours later 4679360 Anonymous
>>4679354 But that wasn't even erp Just for that I'm jumping on the next erp prompt I see

4 hours later 4679362 Anonymous
>>4679353 yes right now, I'd do it even if there would be absolutely zero sex

4 hours later 4679364 Anonymous
>>4679360 it was 4chan x fucking up as usual

4 hours later 4679365 Anonymous (1338951410331.jpg 536x800 72kB)
>>4679322 When was the last time you actually drew a pony Ross? I mean a real pony. Making your own OC and slapping a pony hairstyle on it is NOT "pony art". It's your own human art that you're trying to force on the general. You're a joke Ross. A bad joke. If you were a serious artist you wouldn't be hanging out around here.

4 hours later 4679368 Anonymous (ross enters a pony thread.gif 220x209 2945kB)
>REPLYING TO ROSS

4 hours later 4679373 Anonymous
>>4679239 I want to take you on that bed and just hold you for a few hours How much would I have to pay to arrange something like that

4 hours later 4679375 Anonymous ((B-A)Cromartie_High_School_-_06_(E4E40D4D).mkv_snapshot_09.35_[2012.06.29_22.04.10].jpg 640x480 49kB)
>>4679322 Work on your cariactures. Make them a little less cartoony. You'll want to hit the "Sweet spot" where they're exaggerated and cartoonish, but not too much. Look at Cromartie High art style. Make something between Cromartie and what you're doing right now. Does that make sense?

4 hours later 4679377 Anonymous
>>4679365 >If you were a serious artist you wouldn't be hanging out around here. ;_; ;;_;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; HE'S RIGHT. WHAT AM I DOING?

4 hours later 4679379 Anonymous (Why wont they go away.png 1141x1024 216kB)
>>4679330 >>4679332 >>4679333 >>4679335 >>4679344 >>4679355 >>4679365 >>4679375

4 hours later 4679380 Anonymous
Which pone would tell you that you were attractive and mean it?

4 hours later 4679382 Anonymous
>>4679379 But I don't want Ross to go away, anon

4 hours later 4679383 Anonymous
>>4679380 None of them. I guarantee it.

4 hours later 4679384 Anonymous
>>4679327 >>tfw i like futa but not any of the futa Megasweet draws I don't like his dicks. They're all the same. He'll draw lolis with these grown men dicks.

4 hours later 4679387 Anonymous
>>4679325 Any bored writefags around? Metals? Aspirant? Anyone? Could you write something sweet yet erotic and arousing with these two in given context?

4 hours later 4679388 Anonymous
>>4679382 And that's why you're Ross. Or vice versa, probably.

4 hours later 4679389 subby
>>4679380 Derpy. She thinks I'm actually Soarin, she just can't focus her eyes. She means it though.

4 hours later 4679390 Anonymous
>>4679384 Well what other kind of cock is a loli going to have?

4 hours later 4679391 Anonymous (1341509366754.gif 200x200 5kB)
>>4679384 Why do I like futa so much tho most if not all of my fap material involves that

4 hours later 4679394 Anonymous
>>4679379 None of those are telling him to go

4 hours later 4679395 Anonymous (1333551947759.jpg 719x930 107kB)
Does morning MLPG actually like Ross or is he just talking to himself? If Ross plays his card right, he might work as grunt animator #234 on some straight to dvd failure.

4 hours later 4679396 Anonymous (1348528624453.png 1000x800 689kB)
>>4679373 The way you guys go on I could probably pay off the money this suit cost just by cuddling with a few of you for an hour That's not a terrible idea

4 hours later 4679398 Anonymous
>>4679390 >Well what other kind of cock is a loli going to have? Smaller penis more appropriate to their size. Duh. I don't want a loli bigger than me.

4 hours later 4679401 Anonymous
>>4679395 He is literally talking to himself

4 hours later 4679402 subby
>>4679396 Wear cotton candy perfume.

4 hours later 4679403 Anonymous
>>4679380 >Know I look good >Figure they're only after my money

4 hours later 4679405 Anonymous
>>4679395 I hope to C'thulu that he's talking to himself.

4 hours later 4679409 Anonymous
Cum inflation time?

4 hours later 4679411 Anonymous
>>4679402 My only regret is that I can't hug myself

4 hours later 4679414 Anonymous
>Ross flees after everyone realises he's been complimenting himself >thread dies

4 hours later 4679415 Totally Not Glitter Glue
>>4679401 >He is literally talking to himself That's what I thought. Man that guy is such a joke. I can't understand that guy's mind man. Instead of adapting or changing in any way, he just posts responses to himself to make it look like we accept him.

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4 hours later 4679418 Anonymous
>>4679415 Ross pls stop.

4 hours later 4679419 Anonymous
>>4679409 No. Never.

4 hours later 4679421 Anonymous
>>4679395 Well, it's also trolls who know the best way to annoy MLPG is by getting artists like Ross to stick around while trying to push out the others. I mean, that's what I do anyway.

4 hours later 4679422 Anonymous
>>4679403 >Pones only like you because you can buy shit

4 hours later 4679424 Anonymous (Cheerimac cum inflation.png 1631x1333 197kB)
>>4679409

4 hours later 4679425 Anonymous
>>4679409 I'd rather not

4 hours later 4679427 Anonymous
Which pony would demonstrate his dominance by size-shaming me before laughing as I crawled underneath his massive body to suck his gigantic shaft?

4 hours later 4679428 Anonymous (every crevice, every pore.png 919x725 472kB)
>>4679419 don't be so tsundere anon

4 hours later 4679429 Anonymous (tauren.jpg 634x800 127kB)
>>4679416 I wish Siden didn't give her big thick Tauren fingers.

4 hours later 4679430 Anonymous
>>4679066 >ra.png MY SIDES

4 hours later 4679432 Anonymous
>>4679429 That's Atry-- Oh I see.

4 hours later 4679434 Anonymous
>>4679425 >>4679419 What would you prefer?

4 hours later 4679437 Anonymous
>>4679428 I will turn this thread around, mister.

4 hours later 4679438 Anonymous
>>4679427 Rainbow dash

4 hours later 4679439 Anonymous (royalty_can_be_stylish_by_ttturboman-d4ahwaf.jpg 900x800 202kB)
>>4679427 >"Look at the difference. I'm not even hard. And if you don't learn how to blow me properly I never will be."

4 hours later 4679440 Anonymous
>>4679434 more pinkiesuit guy

4 hours later 4679442 Anonymous (snails and big mac.png 1601x3155 438kB)
>>4679427

4 hours later 4679444 Anonymous
>>4679432 Siden is Atryl's apprentice.

4 hours later 4679446 Anonymous
>>4679434 For what?

4 hours later 4679447 Anonymous
>ross is talking to himself >posts that are right next to each other within thirty seconds talking about my drawings If you don't like my work, okay, that doesn't give you license to be a dumbass. I thought you guys might find it cute to see a bunch of suave, classy men suddenly losing their cool and beating the shit out of each other over a mime girl.

4 hours later 4679448 Anonymous
>>4679440 GAY

4 hours later 4679450 Anonymous
Which pony laughs through their pains and doesn't cry in public?

4 hours later 4679455 Anonymous
>>4679447 Then let's try a test now, shall we? Put on a trip.

4 hours later 4679457 Anonymous
>>4679450 My self-insert OC

4 hours later 4679458 Anonymous
>>4679447 just go away pls

4 hours later 4679459 Anonymous (105918__UNOPT__safe_cheerilee_artist-equestria-prevails.png 1920x1080 340kB)
>>4679396 You might say it's such a good idea, you'd be suited for success!

4 hours later 4679460 Anonymous
>>4679447 I do, if that matters

4 hours later 4679462 Anonymous
>>4679447 It's strange how everyone flips out over shit like that but not, you know, the other things...

4 hours later 4679463 Anonymous
>>4679448 B-but Anon, we haven't had any confirmation on their gender.

4 hours later 4679464 Anonymous
>>4679427 Certainly not Big Macintosh He wouldn't draw attention to the fact that he's several times larger than you, and I'm sure he would make you feel appreciated even as his huge, strong tongue brings you to climax mere seconds after you enter his mouth. You might feel a bit small as you crawled underneath him, but his overwhelming size and scent would put you at ease. Once you've finished him off you would feel quite small as he wraps his body around yours, but there's no shame in being held tenderly by a someone that loves you dearly.

4 hours later 4679466 Anonymous
>>4679447 >over a mime girl. >/mlp/ - Ponies and Mime girls

4 hours later 4679467 Anonymous
>>4679396 To think you're never gonna do it.

4 hours later 4679468 Anonymous
Smiling is gay

4 hours later 4679470 Anonymous
>>4679460 >>4679462 ross pls >posting on computer and phone at the same time so it doesn't look like you're samefagging

4 hours later 4679474 Anonymous (1347393845550.png 1000x800 200kB)
>>4679468

4 hours later 4679477 Anonymous (1333844544069.gif 640x360 212kB)
>>4679468 YOU TAKE THAT BAAAACK

4 hours later 4679479 Anonymous (1348178711.badgerben_pp3_big_macintosh_fa.png 1132x1553 493kB)
>>4679464 >"It's not THAT big is it?"

4 hours later 4679480 Anonymous
>>4679477 NO SMILING MAKES YOU WORSE THAN HITLER

4 hours later 4679483 Anonymous (29708127_p1.png 589x441 368kB)
>>4679480 incorrect

4 hours later 4679485 Anonymous (1345024558291.png 500x533 247kB)
>>4679480 Why would you say terrible things about a great feeling?

4 hours later 4679486 Anonymous (network.jpg 620x413 26kB)
>>4679477 >Gay=happy >Smiling isn't supposed to be gay I guess smiling isn't what it used to be.

4 hours later 4679487 Anonymous
>>4679479 I'd love to be his little mare, that fat cock stretching me out and bulging my belly even before he unloaded those heavy nuts inside me. I'd feel so safe nuzzling his chest as I snuggled my cum-swollen gut against him at night.

4 hours later 4679490 Anonymous
>>4679447 Your art has nothing to do with MLP or the general. We've asked you to leave countless times.

4 hours later 4679491 Anonymous (1348091990196.jpg 600x833 154kB)
Which pony would be late for class just to entertain your requests ?

4 hours later 4679492 Anonymous (1345029157254.png 960x632 114kB)
>>4679486 Well, uh... checkmate

4 hours later 4679495 Anonymous (1346360686712.gif 256x192 6kB)
>>4679483 Why is Panka so cute

4 hours later 4679496 Anonymous
Cad a nce or Cad e nce?

4 hours later 4679497 Anonymous (1310843655745.gif 168x176 1564kB)
>>4679480 >Smiling confirmed to hide hideous evil schemes

4 hours later 4679498 Anonymous
>>4679492 >200000GB of pinkie not enough.

4 hours later 4679499 Anonymous
>>4679496 Cadence

4 hours later 4679500 Anonymous (29708127_p0.png 589x441 366kB)
>>4679495 :iiam:

4 hours later 4679501 Anonymous
>>4679495 She just is and sh- wait a minute...Pinkie, is that you complimenting yourself?

4 hours later 4679505 Anonymous
>>4679496 Cadence Cadance isn't even a word

4 hours later 4679507 Anonymous
>>4679499 Thank you.

4 hours later 4679508 Anonymous
>>4679496 Mi Amore Cadenza

4 hours later 4679509 Anonymous (no silly.png 256x192 10kB)
>>4679501

4 hours later 4679511 Anonymous
>>4679491 Is that art by that comic guy?

4 hours later 4679513 Anonymous
>>4679505 You are not even a word, anon.

4 hours later 4679514 Anonymous
>>4679505 the wiki disagrees for some reason... http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Cadance

4 hours later 4679515 Anonymous
>>4679509 Then where is Pinkie?

4 hours later 4679516 Anonymous (1333842149330.gif 806x720 587kB)
>>4679509 Oh oh, ok...

4 hours later 4679517 Anonymous
Is Pinkie Pie really THAT generally loved by the general? >>4679511 Yes.

4 hours later 4679520 Anonymous (1347881857590.png 857x977 223kB)
every time I come home this fucking pony is making this stupid face

4 hours later 4679523 Anonymous
>>4679517 Not at all, but morning threads are pretty chill and slow and there's no need to hate.

4 hours later 4679524 Anonymous (princess cadence.png 1350x1350 367kB)
>>4679514 It was originally Cadence unless they changed it for toys or some shit.

4 hours later 4679525 Anonymous
>>4679517 Most loved ponies of the General are Pinkie and Rarity

4 hours later 4679526 Anonymous
>>4679517 panko has always been popular unlike rarity

4 hours later 4679528 Anonymous
>>4679517 I'm pretty sure we'd love anyone who would want to make us happy.

4 hours later 4679530 Anonymous
>Young Adult Cheerilee in college >have sexy times with her while she tries to tutor you in English >intentionally mess up so she spends more time with you

4 hours later 4679531 Anonymous
>>4679514 I GOT THIS, does someone have a pic of the box set of the Wedding? It must say her name there!

4 hours later 4679532 Anonymous
>>4679523 YOU TAKE THAT BACK! FUCK YOU! lol jk ily

4 hours later 4679534 Anonymous
>>4679517 She's not even in my top 4 of the mane 6

4 hours later 4679540 Anonymous
>>4679520 >"Anon, why are you getting angry at a picture?"

4 hours later 4679545 Anonymous
>>4679540 Because Ross drew it.

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Daily reminder to do your squats.

4 hours later 4679551 Anonymous
>>4679514 >A discussion regarding the spelling on the wiki concluded that the new spelling, Cadance, is probably not a mistake as it now appears in all new promotional material and toys. >Using the retcon and not the original It's probably some trademark issue Cadance is a dumb name while Cadence is pretty damn cool

4 hours later 4679552 Anonymous
>>4679547 But I don't have a bar bell

4 hours later 4679553 Anonymous (1341879387794.gif 228x250 17kB)
>>4679547 lifting is for faggots

4 hours later 4679558 Anonymous
>>4679547 CHANGE MACHINE CHANGE ME INTO A POWERFUL WARRIOR

4 hours later 4679560 Anonymous (1348572753172.gif 300x177 423kB)
>>4679547 got me one of these now checkmate gymfags

4 hours later 4679561 Anonymous (You wont become a champion if you dont work hard at it.png 612x770 102kB)
Daily reminder to work on your art

4 hours later 4679563 Anonymous
>>4679547 I don't want to be muscular.

4 hours later 4679565 Anonymous
Which pony has a firm rule that you're not allowed to take care of your morning wood until you take care of his?

4 hours later 4679570 Anonymous
>>4679565 3

4 hours later 4679572 Anonymous
>>4679565 Mayor Mare. She means her bansai tree; she gets you to tend to it because she has hooves.

4 hours later 4679574 Anonymous
>>4679572 I enjoyed this post

4 hours later 4679575 Anonymous (soarin enjoys a good puke.gif 477x267 319kB)
>>4679565 Soarin' He's just selfish like that

4 hours later 4679578 Anonymous (pinkie confirmed for sexy pony.png 1005x604 327kB)
>>4679553 This nigga right here

4 hours later 4679580 Anonymous (1337724897847.jpg 606x424 63kB)
>>4679560 >>4679552 >>4679563 >>4679560 >>4679558 >>4679553 >>4679552 >>4679547 So MLPG Morning is lazy? Think of exercise as masturbation for your body and mind. It's fun. Something to do while bored. And you'll feel better. You'll look better. Then standard "pudgy nerd" just disgusts me. So gross. Do you want to fall into that stereotype?

4 hours later 4679581 Anonymous
We're like pedophiles; we tell each other what we do is okay, but we know it isn't.

4 hours later 4679583 Anonymous
I remember last year in september 2011 thinking thing things couldn't get any worse. The fandom, MLPG. But they did at horrifying levels. I actually want 2011 back, jesus christ,

5 hours later 4679585 Anonymous
>>4679575 Does he help me at all afterwards? Are does he wander off to go get breakfast, leaving me covered in his cum?

5 hours later 4679586 Anonymous
>>4679578 >using Tineye >Not glorious Google master race http://captainggkitten.deviantart.com/?rnrd=8420#/d54sgop

5 hours later 4679589 Anonymous
>>4679580 I'd love to work out if I first went to sleep and woke up.

5 hours later 4679590 Anonymous
>>4679578 You can do that with any pony

5 hours later 4679591 Anonymous
>>4679581 B-but we're not hurting anyone!

5 hours later 4679592 Anonymous
>>4679583 >>4679581 Some day it will end...

5 hours later 4679594 Anonymous (et0.jpg 1024x768 1090kB)
>>4679580 I'm not pudgy. I'm skinnyfat.

5 hours later 4679596 Anonymous
>>4679586 >Tineye That's IQDB

5 hours later 4679597 Anonymous
>>4679580 working out is so last century physical strength doesnt matter anymore you wanna do something to improve yourself, read a book besides its easy to not be fat just dont eat a bunch of shit food all the time

5 hours later 4679598 Anonymous
>>4679586 That ain't TinEye.

5 hours later 4679599 Anonymous
>>4679580 But lifting will just make me heavier. Muscle mass is denser than fat

5 hours later 4679600 Anonymous
>>4679580 I'm naturally skinny as fuck.

5 hours later 4679602 Anonymous
>>4679580 I'm about as fat as that guy. I have no regrets, the food I've eaten to get this way has been delicious. I do wear jeans instead of fucking sweatpants, and I wear a belt, so I'd argue I dress marginally better.

5 hours later 4679603 Anonymous
>>4679596 >>4679598 That's what I meant B-Baka

5 hours later 4679605 Anonymous
>>4679580 my depression dropped 50lbs off me without any work now I'm pretty Auschwitz-mode

5 hours later 4679606 Anonymous
>>4679585 The only help you get is an offer to roll over and let him mount you. He's a goddamn Wonderbolt, and you're lucky you even woke up next to him.

5 hours later 4679607 Anonymous
>>4679599 >implying you're better off with useless fat

5 hours later 4679611 Anonymous
>>4679607 B-b-b-b-b-but it's so soft and waaaaaarm...

5 hours later 4679619 Anonymous
>>4679611 You're going to say that when you're a hunk and surrounded by HOLY MAMMOTH TITS

5 hours later 4679626 Anonymous
>>4679619 I still have a shitty personality and social problems

5 hours later 4679629 Anonymous
>>4679606 I assume he expects me to have breakfast ready before I wake him with his morning blowjob? Does he expect round two sometime into his second pancake?

5 hours later 4679632 Anonymous (1339222742123.png 1428x804 1110kB)
>>4679594 >>4679589 >>4679597 >>4679599 >>4679600 >>4679602 >>4679605 Those are all rationalizations, and you all damn well know it. Eating right and exercising is not hard, and you'll feel so much better. Read the /fit/ guide: http://4chanfit.wikia.com/wiki/Harsh%27s_Worksheet_%28WIP%29

5 hours later 4679633 Anonymous
>>4679626 Work on it, then.

5 hours later 4679638 Anonymous (large-ramza[1].jpg 314x462 55kB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVrQv36YFgg Final Fantasy Tactics out of nowhere!

5 hours later 4679640 Anonymous
>>4679638 Final fantasy is the most over-rated franchise in existence.

5 hours later 4679641 Anonymous
>>4679629 He's a bit lazy in the morning, so he won't mind laying around in bed while you get to work in the kitchen. Once breakfast is ready he'll be all about that, so he would appreciate you getting under the table and giving him some extra attention, but I doubt he would expect it of you. Who knows, if you're a good chef he might even let you help him shower.

5 hours later 4679644 Anonymous
>>4679640 Agreed. But FFT is amazing. Yasumi Matsuno needs to work on new stuff.

5 hours later 4679645 Anonymous
>>4679640 >not CoD

5 hours later 4679648 Anonymous
>>4679632 And for another obvious reason: Your attractiveness will increase at least 2 points. Look at Nathan. He's doomed to be comically ugly, but if he got in shape he's be just ever so much better looking.

5 hours later 4679651 Anonymous
>>4679640 I only like the first one. And that's probably only because of 8 Bit Theater.

5 hours later 4679652 Anonymous
>>4679640 That's a funny way of spelling TES, Pokemon or Sonic

5 hours later 4679654 Anonymous
>>4679648 Na, he has an ass ugly face. Even at his best he will always be ugly.

5 hours later 4679655 Anonymous (laughing lolis.gif 300x170 780kB)
>>4679640 >He thinks FFT has anything to do with the main series

5 hours later 4679656 Anonymous
>>4679645 cod 1, 2 and 4 were pretty good though They've almost destroyed a genre though

5 hours later 4679662 Anonymous (256px-Coduobox2.jpg 256x363 23kB)
>>4679656 >TFW barely anyone remembers this diamond of a game

5 hours later 4679666 Anonymous
>>4679654 Well using Nathan as an excuse for you not to exercise makes you no better than him, mhm?

5 hours later 4679667 Anonymous
>>4679655 That part where you almost see up Mio's skirt is the hottest anime moment for me.

5 hours later 4679668 Anonymous (IMG_2483.jpg 1024x768 101kB)
>>4679654 I'm not saying he'd be a 10/10 or anything. But part of his ugliness stems from his "nerd pudge". Just look how out of shape he is. God damn. I can't find a picture of him, so here's Dotchan.

5 hours later 4679669 Anonymous
>>4679656 They didn't destroy it as much as they got others to destroy it by trying to mimic its rightful sucess

5 hours later 4679676 Anonymous (Anon and Scootaloo party time.jpg 700x600 215kB)
This is how Scootaloo sees you. How do you respond?

5 hours later 4679677 Anonymous
>>4679669 >trying to mimic >everything's more character-based rather than actual "Call of Duty"

5 hours later 4679679 Anonymous
>>4679676 >bullet holes where the hell did those come from?!

5 hours later 4679681 Anonymous
>>4679676 I use my Thousand-Hand Art to cuddle with her a thousand times

5 hours later 4679682 Anonymous
>>4679679 bullets

5 hours later 4679684 Anonymous
I don't know about you guys but I am eating nachos loaded with cheese and having a dr. pepper and I would not trade my ability to eat this food whenever I want for anything in the world, even an extra 45 years of life.

5 hours later 4679685 Anonymous
>>4679679 Equestria is a dangerous place

5 hours later 4679686 Anonymous (Dan Vs Aging.png 1280x1185 539kB)
>Vidya thread While we're on the subject. Is it just me or has the term "Role-Playing Game" been misused? I mean I feel like RPG means you undertake a role and control a character that reflects you. Even though you don't have the same name, you ARE commander Shepard. Even though you don't have boobs, you ARE Chell. It just seems like the first person thing really connects the action to you because you feel like you're the one experiencing it. You're taking on a role. But it just seems like every anime game is counted as an RPG when you're not really supposed to relate to the main character. I mean you play as Soap McTavish in the MWF series. Couldn't that be considered role playing?

5 hours later 4679688 Anonymous
>>4679682 Boollets

5 hours later 4679689 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named)
>>4679679 Because that's Kenshiro, not "anon"

5 hours later 4679691 Anonymous
>>4679686 >Dan is Grunkle Stan it all makes sense now.

5 hours later 4679692 Anonymous (6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a8b176b3970b-400wi.jpg 400x225 14kB)
>>4679676 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz8ZEYpv_ew&t=4m10s

5 hours later 4679693 Anonymous
>>4679688 You are a loose cannon, sandvich.

5 hours later 4679694 Anonymous
Mlpg you have the opportunity to go to Equestria. However you will be permanently and irrevocably transformed into a Minotaur. Do you take it?

5 hours later 4679696 Anonymous
>>4679693 >nobody will ever call you Sandvich

5 hours later 4679699 Anonymous
>>4679694 Sure

5 hours later 4679700 Anonymous
>>4677172 2 would cum inside

5 hours later 4679704 Anonymous
>>4679686 RPG is a kinda vague term. It's basically stuff with stats and items and shit. Sometimes different.

5 hours later 4679705 Anonymous
>>4679694 Do I have a monster minotaur cock or am I as smooth as a ken doll?

5 hours later 4679707 Anonymous
>>4679686 RPG references old tabletop games RPGs and relates more to having stats and skills and abilities and stuff.

5 hours later 4679711 Anonymous
>>4679686 This is a question that gets asked a lot and, depending on the person answering, has a totally different answer. The acronym is retarded because, in the context of video-gaming, it has too broad an applicability - pretty much anything can be "role playing". People use it because no one's bothered to think up anything better.

5 hours later 4679712 Anonymous
>>4679700 Go back to the piss.

5 hours later 4679715 Anonymous
>>4679686 RPG is more about you making choices They originate from table top ones where the most defining part is you have to make choices

5 hours later 4679717 Anonymous
>want to draw >not good enough to draw what I want to draw

5 hours later 4679719 Anonymous (1339199908376.gif 300x169 482kB)
>>4679712 meme spouting>drawfag drama Not going anywhere.

5 hours later 4679720 Anonymous
>>4679717 >talent

5 hours later 4679721 Anonymous
>>4679717 I literally drew 3 terrible things early. I'm sure you can do better.

5 hours later 4679723 Anonymous
>>4679694 Fuck yes >Hands >Bitchin' torso >Intelligent

5 hours later 4679724 Anonymous
>>4679717 Every. Fucking. Time.

5 hours later 4679725 Anonymous
>>4679717 >want to write >very, very good at writing, but don't have enough motivation or self esteem

5 hours later 4679726 Anonymous (1 (6).jpg 518x387 49kB)
daily dose www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

5 hours later 4679728 Anonymous
>>4679719 >Saying meme How are the early High school days going?

5 hours later 4679730 Anonymous
>>4679726 Could be worse, huh?

5 hours later 4679732 Anonymous
>>4679717 >Want to draw/write >Can draw/write really well >Don't ever focus on it

5 hours later 4679733 Anonymous
>>4679719 Anon, please, your piss is showing.

5 hours later 4679734 Anonymous
>>4679725 >very, very good at writing >not enough self esteem I think you have enough. All you really need is the motivation.

5 hours later 4679736 Anonymous
>>4679725 BDN pls, I like you.

5 hours later 4679737 Anonymous (AH_000621_565910.jpg 367x451 27kB)
>>4679728 No. I said meme-spouting. Stop trying to act as an internet-sophisticate and go back at being insecure about your drawings. Have a nice day.

5 hours later 4679741 Anonymous (1347479780326.png 419x421 108kB)
http://bad-dragon.com/products/cocksheath?affid=3

5 hours later 4679742 Anonymous (journal will certainly be updated at this point of seriousness.jpg 347x337 64kB)
>>4679737

5 hours later 4679745 Anonymous
>>4679742 >LULIWASJOKING

5 hours later 4679747 Anonymous
So what do you think the Crystal Heart is going to be and what purpose will it serve?

5 hours later 4679749 Anonymous
>>4679747 Sex, of course.

5 hours later 4679750 Anonymous (1327463654602.jpg 528x522 44kB)
>>4679737 >Have a nice day. Will do! Thanks.

5 hours later 4679751 Anonymous
>>4679737 >autism

5 hours later 4679755 Anonymous
>>4679747 I read this a Crystal Heat. Fuck.

5 hours later 4679756 Anonymous
>>4679721 I just want to draw something I don't hate. And would actually feel comfortable showing people.

5 hours later 4679759 Anonymous
>>4679741 >wearable So wait, you put your dick through that ring thing so then it's like you have 2 cocks? That's retarded.

5 hours later 4679760 Anonymous (1131154623.png 396x397 169kB)
Holy shit I love Rainbow Dash

5 hours later 4679761 Anonymous
>>4679755 >Fucking crystals The STD's must suck.

5 hours later 4679763 Anonymous
>>4679726 When EqD would describe something as a "successful" meetup, I always interpreted that as "no one came and beat them up".

5 hours later 4679764 Anonymous
>>4679747 It's a metaphor.

5 hours later 4679765 Anonymous
Holy shit, MLPG, keep it up, you're actually uninteresting enough that I'm getting some work done on my paper!

5 hours later 4679768 Anonymous
>>4679747 The Crystal Heart will make Cadence and Shining Armor the Green Power Ranger thus making them part of the mane six

5 hours later 4679770 Anonymous
>>4679765 That's nice of us!

5 hours later 4679771 Anonymous
>>4679751 Whatever floats your lifeboat, kid.

5 hours later 4679772 Anonymous
>>4679764 Just like HWE

5 hours later 4679773 Anonymous
>>4679759 No, you wear it THROUGH the sheath. The ring is for your balls, I suppose.

5 hours later 4679774 Anonymous
>>4679764 Terse pls

5 hours later 4679775 Anonymous
>>4679763 let's go beat up eqd meetups

5 hours later 4679777 Anonymous
>>4679773 Fuckin' furries, man.

5 hours later 4679781 Anonymous
>>4679741 Man, the smaller one is like twice as big as what I'd need to get any useful length out of it.

5 hours later 4679782 Anonymous (1214145151.jpg 627x841 52kB)
...

5 hours later 4679784 Anonymous
>>4679763 Well it's relative of course. I can imagine if someone tried organizing a meetup of cartoon fans, and only a bunch of bronies showed up, it's be rather unsuccessful.

5 hours later 4679785 Anonymous
I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE DRESS I WON'T PARTAKE IN ANY CAKE

5 hours later 4679786 Anonymous
>>4679755 Shit, now I'm trying to come up with sex lyrics for the crystal ponies song.

5 hours later 4679788 Anonymous (5848681931_7bd1fc04e4_m.jpg 240x216 20kB)
>>4679773 What the...

5 hours later 4679789 Anonymous
>>4679785 THIS IS NOT REVANGE THIS IS JUSTICE

5 hours later 4679790 Anonymous
>>4679782 You look fat, Dash.

5 hours later 4679791 Anonymous
>>4679782 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

5 hours later 4679793 Anonymous
>>4679765 Welcome to Dullsville, population: 3

5 hours later 4679796 Anonymous
>>4679773 The fuck? The medium is like 4 and a half inches. You'd barely have any usable dick left if your dick was an average 6. You'd have to have AN ACTUAL HORSE SIZED DICK to make use of this thing.

5 hours later 4679798 Anonymous
>>4679790 She is fat.

5 hours later 4679799 Anonymous
Any news on horse episode?

5 hours later 4679800 Anonymous (cake-music-band.jpg 550x275 38kB)
>>4679785 Pone go to heaven, bugs go to hell

5 hours later 4679803 Anonymous
>type captcha with god-like precision >you seem to have mistyped the captcha >notice mistake just as you hit submit >goes through no problem

5 hours later 4679804 Anonymous
>>4679777 >>4679788 You guys, really don't know what cock-sheaths are?

5 hours later 4679805 Anonymous
anyone else such a pathetic forever alone that their dog is their girlfriend haha

5 hours later 4679807 Anonymous
>>4679741 >http://bad-dragon.com/products/cocksheath?affid=3 i don't what

5 hours later 4679808 Anonymous
>>4679805 My dog keeps waving her ass at me.So...maybe?

5 hours later 4679809 Anonymous
>>4679804 I honestly don't Do you just wear it so your partner feels like you have a thicker cock or is this some kind of weird masturbation toy?

5 hours later 4679810 Anonymous (1330726447947.png 1228x2196 543kB)
>>4679805 No.

5 hours later 4679812 Anonymous
>>4679803 I wish there were some way of bypassing captcha entirely.

5 hours later 4679813 Anonymous
>>4679805 It's better than having a fictional pony waifu.

5 hours later 4679814 Anonymous (1319303716621.png 206x215 48kB)
>>4679799 SEPTEMBER YOU GUYS SAID SEPTEMBER OCTOBER IS LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY

5 hours later 4679816 Anonymous (1346660104366.jpg 374x446 13kB)
>>4679741 >mfw I broke out the ruler and found that I'd probably need the large

5 hours later 4679819 Anonymous
>>4679805 My dog was my only friend. Now I'm a total hermit.

5 hours later 4679824 Anonymous
>>4679804 What is it?

5 hours later 4679825 Anonymous (132148856390.png 464x361 94kB)
Almost there, so, move when ready >>4679820 >>4679820 >>4679820

5 hours later 4679826 Anonymous
>>4679809 You can masturbate with it, but it's mainly used to increase your girth. It's in beta-test though, looks like it'll just easily slip off during normal use.

5 hours later 4679827 Anonymous (laughingmaresluts.png 400x317 53kB)
>http://arch.413chan.net/The_Day_Nature_Failed_pt1-%28n1348536036059%29.png >>4678383 Based Corwin

5 hours later 4679828 Anonymous
>>4679803 Google allows off by one errors

5 hours later 4679830 Anonymous
>>4679828 >But often rejects the correct captcha

5 hours later 4679831 Anonymous
>>4679810 Stop fucking posting this whenever I talk about bestiality. You might as well post a cap of a long winded story going on and on about how evil Hitler was every time someone mentions Germans. Really it's just pathetic.

5 hours later 4679835 Anonymous
>>4678383 fucking hilarious i love you corwin

5 hours later 4679836 Anonymous
>>4679809 Look em up on google images. I was gonna tell you how they work by I'm far too tired.

5 hours later 4679839 Anonymous
>>4679830 It's because moot entered jew mode and now is advertising his captch bypassing

5 hours later 4679842 Anonymous
>>4679830 >crowd sourcing data to verify poorly scanned documents It happens bro

5 hours later 4679846 Anonymous
>>4679816 What are the size boundaries anyway? I've never been sure.

5 hours later 4679858 Anonymous (1347777581764.jpg 504x500 69kB)
>>4679741 Sometime in the future, a straight furry couple will conceive their child while using one of these.

5 hours later 4679866 Anonymous
>still using Captcha

5 hours later 4679867 Anonymous
>>4679858 fuck i aint even a furry and i want one

5 hours later 4679873 Anonymous
>>4679866 I don't have a 4chan gold account.

5 hours later 4679878 mane
>>4679866 I was going to invest in a pass but then I saw the spam clause haha nope

5 hours later 4679881 Anonymous (1348365083255.gif 480x198 502kB)
>>4679878 please go away

5 hours later 4679885 mane
>>4679881 i'm just talking niceties anon sheesh what's the big deal

5 hours later 4679899 Anonymous (1327601885984.png 901x1072 139kB)
>>4679741 >5.25 inches = 13.33500 centimeters >Large

5 hours later 4679907 Anonymous
>>4679899 It's not supposed to cover your cock lengthwise. You're supposed to poke out of it.

5 hours later 4679916 Anonymous
>>4679907 What is the actual purpose of it? How is it meant to be used? I really don't see how it could be useful for anything.

5 hours later 4679921 Anonymous
>>4679916 It's a kink thing

5 hours later 4679930 Anonymous
>>4679916 >You're thicker >And you have a knot What don't you get?

5 hours later 4679934 Anonymous
>>4679930 I'd take your knot, anon~

5 hours later 4679937 Anonymous
*toot*

6 hours later 4679948 mane
I've never been more proud of my President then the day that he announced his support for same-sex marriage.

6 hours later 4679954 Anonymous
>>4679948 >>4679937 >>4679820

6 hours later 4679964 Anonymous
>>4679954 oh my thank you anon i must have somehow missed that and ignored the fact that no one said "ded" despite them doing that every single prior time there's been a lull in posting thank you so much

6 hours later 4679987 Anonymous
>not erping in the old horse >2012

6 hours later 4679995 Anonymous
>>4679987 i want someone to erp a slutty applebloom with me

6 hours later 4680002 Anonymous
>>4679995 and I want to watch

6 hours later 4680050 Anonymous
>>4679995 Sorry, I don't do kids

6 hours later 4680059 Anonymous
>>4680050 >Ahm a macher pony, honest!

6 hours later 4680067 Anonymous
>>4680050 #lame #noboundriesmasterrace

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