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Last Thread >>4595109 How much free time do you think most of the character in the show has? What kinds of activities would they do with those time?

0 min later 4598183 Anonymous
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1 min later 4598206 Anonymous
>rape

1 min later 4598209 Anonymous
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?

1 min later 4598222 Anonymous (poob.png 220x225 21kB)


1 min later 4598223 Anonymous (did someone say anal sex.png 500x803 118kB)


2 min later 4598225 Anonymous
>>4598180 Rainbow Dash Clandestine Cloud Calligraphy

2 min later 4598236 Anonymous
does anyone else ever fantasize about coworkers or friends being secret mlpgers and you both finding out and talking about your waifus in secret together?

2 min later 4598241 Anonymous (1329615079963.png 1341x542 798kB)
>>4598209 >>4598223 2FAST

3 min later 4598249 Anonymous
>>4598236 Well not really fantasize, but the hypothetical has crossed my mind more than once.

3 min later 4598255 Anonymous
>>4598236 A little bit I have a coworker who's a vocal "pegasister", but she's a Flutterfag, so... eh

3 min later 4598256 Anonymous
I like that one picture of thunderlane more than everything to do with Gamer Luna.

4 min later 4598260 Anonymous
>>4598236 I'm afraid of someone being a fellow MLPG and won't shut the fuck up with MLPG references when we interact

4 min later 4598261 Anonymous
>>4598223 I wwould an apple horse in the ass

4 min later 4598269 Anonymous
>>4598255 >flutterfags

4 min later 4598274 Anonymous (1333287486446.png 1200x1200 333kB)
>>4598225 The sky is quite big. I am sure someone might has seen it. >>4598196 Square has so much great RPG not Final Fantasy in PS1 and its not those crappy emo teen shit either.

4 min later 4598276 Anonymous
>>4598213 would you turn her grey derriere a rosy pinkish hue?

5 min later 4598279 Anonymous
>>4598260 This more than anything but if they weren't gross I might try to suck their dick

5 min later 4598281 Anonymous
>free time I have loads of free time. Not as much as when I was a NEET a few years ago, but I get by. Well, after classes. But then I've got to go to work. And we've been getting out close to midnight lately... And then I have to get up at 5:45 for classes again... oh god someone please kill me this is a living hell

5 min later 4598284 Anonymous
>>4598260 HAHAHA, "SPOILERED DORKS", AM I RIGHT, ANON? I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE IN THIS TOO!

5 min later 4598292 Anonymous
So wait, Doxy == Onta == the creator of Onta's brush pack?

5 min later 4598293 Anonymous
>>4598284 US HORSEFUCKERS

5 min later 4598294 Anonymous
>>4598261 I imagine it would be tight but very stretchy, like an oiled up rubber glove.

5 min later 4598298 Anonymous (the-secret-world-of-arrietty.jpg 1086x1609 996kB)
Hey everyone where streaming some Disney anime movies were watching Ponyo right now and next up is The Secret World of Arrietty join in if you would like. synchtube com/littlegirlshow

5 min later 4598299 Anonymous (54938__explicit_blushing_big-macintosh_braeburn_gay_anal_incest_artist-hasana-chan.jpg 976x935 155kB)
>>4598261 Me too.

6 min later 4598308 Anonymous
>>4598243 Would you show your human dick to caramel to cheer him up?

6 min later 4598309 Anonymous
>>4598279 >you will never have a friend who's totally cool with letting you suck him off whenever the two of you are bored and nothing good is on TV

6 min later 4598312 Anonymous
>>4598260 >MLPG meetup >one fucker gets on the table and screams slut slut slut slut >in a middle of a starbucks

6 min later 4598317 Anonymous
>>4598260 I'd be more worried about getting fondled or something. Well..maybe not "worried"

7 min later 4598324 Anonymous
>>4598279 no anon I will suck your dick seriously

7 min later 4598329 Anonymous
>>4598276 What kind of punishment would it be if I didn't ?

7 min later 4598330 Anonymous
>>4598255 >I have a coworker who's a vocal "pegasister", but she's a Flutterfag, so... eh I have one who's a Pinkiefag. She's also has the worst opinions in a lot of things and is quite adamant of them. Like smoking is somehow the end of the world and everyone who does it is terrible.

7 min later 4598332 Anonymous
>>4598308 Only if he let me play with his first

7 min later 4598333 Anonymous
>>4598308 If it meant he would cheer me up with his dick but my head-Caramel is too subby and beta to ever top

8 min later 4598338 Anonymous (1329611013424.gif 480x270 1923kB)
>>4598312 If we had an MLPG meetup, we'd have to agree not to talk about ponies in public otherwise we'd be no different from brony pizza hut.

8 min later 4598340 Anonymous
>>4598222 Wait a sec, this isn't the real marker.

8 min later 4598346 Anonymous
>>4598329 she won't be NEARLY as turned on

9 min later 4598351 Anonymous
>>4598333 You could top from the bottom

9 min later 4598355 Anonymous (ap_mitt_romney_ll_120823_wg[1].jpg 640x360 37kB)
Daily Show link for dem foreigners. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km4BfW2836Y

9 min later 4598357 Anonymous (1317451299741.jpg 1280x800 432kB)
Are we still sharing vidya? In any case. Any Grad Strat bro here? inb4 world painting simulator

9 min later 4598358 Anonymous
>>4598340 Anonymous has been posting fake markers recently Beware

9 min later 4598365 Anonymous
>>4598338 l2moderation and self awareness in public

9 min later 4598366 Anonymous
>>4598338 >we'd have to agree not to talk about ponies So, it'd be like any hiatus MLPG thread. Gotcha.

9 min later 4598369 Anonymous
>>4598355 Pony ref?

10 min later 4598373 Anonymous
>>4598351 you severely underestimate my subbiness I don't think I could ever top ever. I feel weird thinking about it

10 min later 4598378 Anonymous
>>4598346 I can always go back to tickling if she prefers

10 min later 4598385 Anonymous
>>4598358 2spooky

10 min later 4598388 Anonymous
>>4598338 >>4598338 It's not hard. Just don't bug other people. The real problem, I think would be people not knowing that internet jokes are only funny in the context of the internet. They won't work in real life. You'd have to find other jokes.

10 min later 4598389 Anonymous
>>4598338 Of fucking course, but there'd probably be a few injokes. >US HORSEFUCKERS >BOOP Also, guys, I really don't think a starbucks would allow platonic dick suckings in their store.

11 min later 4598392 Anonymous
>>4598355 Fucking daily shows site thinks I am in Ireland.

11 min later 4598393 Anonymous
>>4598351 oh, you mean powerbottom I could do that

11 min later 4598397 Anonymous
>>4598392 Are you?

11 min later 4598400 Anonymous (+_3876c4f8dac395449485079e7ad05d4b.png 600x621 347kB)
I fucking loved Gravity Falls's latest episode, yet i'm not excited for the show nor looking forward for more episodes. Feels kinda weird. Instead i'm looking forward for more Young Justice.

12 min later 4598405 Anonymous
>>4598397 He's so drunk, he doesn't even know what country he's in. Typical Irish....

12 min later 4598406 Anonymous
>>4598389 Oh man I'm just imagining a bunch of college age males poking each other in the nose in a starbucks cafe

12 min later 4598407 Anonymous
>>4598369 >Pony ref? Just a long tirade against Mitt Romney and his ignorant 47% quote.

13 min later 4598420 Anonymous
>>4598397 NorthEast PA

13 min later 4598424 Anonymous
>>4598400 Now only if you could do the same for the rest of the shows you watch you would be less of a faggot.

13 min later 4598428 Anonymous
>>4598407 Oh well in that case, who gives a shit?

13 min later 4598430 Anonymous
>>4598400 I feel the same way about GF and ponies. Honestly, I think GF is a better show, I might even enjoy watching the episodes more, but I'm not all that excited for the next one, whereas just the announcement of an announcement for S3 of ponies has me feeling both excited and annoyed.

14 min later 4598434 Anonymous
>>4598407 I'm not american.

14 min later 4598436 Anonymous
>>4598378 >"Hahaha! Ahahaha! Anoooooon! Ahahaha!" >she pushes her rear back against you, sinking your fingertips into her plush flesh >"Quit teasing meeeee!"

14 min later 4598441 Anonymous
>>4598434 its still funny to watch someone get dunked so hard

15 min later 4598448 Anonymous
>>4598407 Are we going to have to see this shit all during your elections? Because I really don't care.

15 min later 4598454 Anonymous
>>4598448 Probably.

16 min later 4598461 Anonymous
>>4598436 No, this is her punishment for being too damn adorable

16 min later 4598465 Anonymous
>>4598436 >she pushes her rear back against you Well Anon it was nice knowing you.

16 min later 4598466 Anonymous (MLpnutshell.png 458x448 96kB)
>>4598424 huuuu ok

16 min later 4598471 Anonymous (1347673298210.jpg 1920x1880 242kB)
>>4598430 >whereas just the announcement of an announcement for S3 of ponies has me feeling both excited and annoyed. I hate that shit, specially for videogames.

16 min later 4598473 Snarky Bastard (mlp braeburn gay dot.gif 763x555 415kB)
>>4598299 >you will never make Braeburn yours

16 min later 4598474 Anonymous
>>4598434 >I'm not american. Still relevant. The super rich use the same arguments all over the world.

17 min later 4598481 Anonymous
>>4598389 Who should we get to organize the meetup? There's only one MLPG regular I know that has any experience.

17 min later 4598489 Anonymous (77977[1].jpg 225x350 22kB)
>>4598448 >He doesn't vote >He's okay letting idiots influence the vote

17 min later 4598492 Anonymous
You catch your favorite pony rolling around in the mud and snorting like a pig What do you do?

18 min later 4598495 Anonymous
>>4598473 You suck Snarky, but I love this gif

18 min later 4598498 Anonymous (american settles the score.jpg 558x424 110kB)
>>4598489 >implying he's even allowed to vote Just because the USA owns the world doesn't mean we let non-citizens vote

18 min later 4598499 Anonymous (f972b6c0591880ce39aef814c5aa5c94.png 1280x960 974kB)
>>4598473 A terrible truth

18 min later 4598500 Anonymous
>>4598461 >"Nooooo!" >she gasps as you give her backside another playful swat >"B-But I want you so bad, Anon!"

18 min later 4598501 Anonymous
>>4598489 Or he's not American. You know, there's lots of people here that aren't American, right?

19 min later 4598505 Anonymous
>>4598492 I laugh and say "Are you a little piggy now, Pinkie"? I might have a bit of an erection, but I'd keep it private for the time being.

19 min later 4598507 Anonymous
>>4598501 ... you lost me.

19 min later 4598511 Anonymous
>>4598448 My Little Politics: Ignoring Shit You Don't Care About is Magic

19 min later 4598516 Anonymous
>>4598498 I like how everyone in anime dresses like it's the eighties.

20 min later 4598517 Anonymous
>>4598501 >aren't American Alaskan?

20 min later 4598522 Anonymous (Maybe if my shirt didnt have this fucking elastic collar my life wouldnt be so hellish.jpg 687x460 61kB)
>tfw you realise the only reason you're still awake is because you want to ERP with strangers on the internet in the form of "pony discussion" I don't know how I got here.

20 min later 4598526 Anonymous
>>4598500 You're going to have to be a little more specific, dear.

20 min later 4598528 Anonymous
>>4598516 Japan has been perpetually stuck in the 80s since the mid 90s. It's weird.

20 min later 4598531 Anonymous
>>4598501 Anybody got that MLPG around the world pic?

21 min later 4598532 Anonymous
>Bill Clinton was the guest on tonight's Daily Show I fucking love this guy, I only wish I wasn't in pre-school/elementary school for his terms in office so that I could more fully know his glory. Too bad we can't re-elect him.

21 min later 4598533 Anonymous
>>4598522 But we're so glad you came.

21 min later 4598534 Anonymous
Snarky why don't you help continue that Blueblood story if you liked it so much? >>4598174 Or start something new? You seem to be one of the few people around here who likes writing male subplay.

21 min later 4598535 Snarky Bastard
>>4598495 i still love you, anon.

21 min later 4598540 Anonymous
>>4598522 I had that problem for a while. Somebody special fixed it for me, though.

21 min later 4598542 Anonymous
>>4598393 After you finish "boosting" Caramel's "confidence," what then? Does he take you back to Mac's house? Do you try to selfishly claim him for yourself? Do you try to see if maybe you can't help him find a cure for his problem?

21 min later 4598543 Anonymous
>>4598357 >Dulkadir >black day Moderately funny. Yes I know they're Turks

22 min later 4598544 Deafdefiler
>>4598534 Snarky likes EVERYTHING.

22 min later 4598545 Anonymous
>>4598540 Details, man

22 min later 4598551 Anonymous
>>4598532 I wish we could re-elect Jackson. Too bad he's dead

22 min later 4598554 Anonymous
>>4598544 Even you?

22 min later 4598555 Anonymous (Dis nigga serious.jpg 554x536 58kB)
I know you guys find politics annoying. But I just saw this quote from /pol/ that I had to share: >I get my news and perspectives from /pol/. I've learned more here in a month than I have watching anything.

22 min later 4598558 Anonymous (1347976988239.png 500x375 278kB)
>>4598544 Good.

23 min later 4598562 Deafdefiler
>>4598554 I don't think so ;_;

23 min later 4598563 Anonymous
>>4598551 >Andrew Jackson The guy was a fucking asshole though. Committed genocide and everything.

23 min later 4598570 Anonymous
>>4598526 >"I w-want-eek! T-Taste them! T-Taste my bubbles...!" >she sways her rear in front of you, brushing her blonde tail to the side as she peeks over her shoulder with one eye >"Th-They're yummy~"

24 min later 4598575 Anonymous
>>4598563 Then he could help with both the financial problem and the problem in the middle east

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24 min later 4598580 Anonymous
>>4598562 DD, I don't think ANYONE likes you.

24 min later 4598581 Anonymous
<Pinkie Pie will never show up in your front door unexpectedly and invite you to celebrate the birthday of her pet alligator

24 min later 4598584 Anonymous
Have there been any feels recently, especially teen feels? I've been away. Life's got me by the balls and I'm running on less than 5 hours of sleep a night.

24 min later 4598587 Anonymous
>>4598577 >those fat arms 0/10 would not fuck

24 min later 4598588 Deafdefiler
>>4598580 Jr and I are bros.

25 min later 4598589 Anonymous
>>4598580 I like DD I also like messing with him

25 min later 4598590 Anonymous
>>4598555 Its kind of true when your TV news is Fox.

25 min later 4598591 Anonymous (Derpy Lingerie.png 1123x495 293kB)
>>4598570 Why is Derpy so sexy? Am I a pervert? Are these feelings wrong?

25 min later 4598593 Anonymous
>>4598563 He was the asshole we need.

25 min later 4598595 Anonymous
>>4598563 >would absolutely destroy modern corporations and mega-banks >might kill a few tens of millions beggers can't be choosers

25 min later 4598597 Anonymous
>>4598581 This text isn't green so it just feels like you're making me It doesn't feel good, anon

25 min later 4598601 Anonymous (1330062157638.png 2000x2491 410kB)
>>4598584 There were some Dash >feels in the last horse.

25 min later 4598602 Anonymous
>>4598545 Long story short, I'm NEVER going to be able to be completely honest when asked 'so how did you two meet?'

25 min later 4598603 Anonymous
>>4598591 Is it wrong that I would only a retard derpy not any other derpy

26 min later 4598605 Anonymous (greasemonkey.png 463x999 124kB)
>>4598584 There's been none because fags can't stop arguing over what's canon and what's not. It's why multiple authors rarely work together on one single story.

26 min later 4598608 Anonymous (tumblr_mao2wlTgus1rqe9gko8_1280.jpg 720x960 191kB)


26 min later 4598611 Anonymous (you will never have healthy sexual relations with derpy.png 858x1298 108kB)
>>4598591 No. There's no shame in those feelings.

26 min later 4598612 Anonymous
>>4598570 It would be my pleasure

26 min later 4598617 Anonymous
>>4598605 No, there's been none because there haven't been any new ideas yet. Quit blowing things out of proportion. There will be more teen >feels when the time is right.

27 min later 4598618 Anonymous
>>4598601 link? I don't have time to search through the horse like I used to.

27 min later 4598619 Anonymous (1334187068677.png 1280x800 459kB)
>>4598591 You like her for her innocence.

27 min later 4598620 Anonymous (AJ has a drinking problem.png 491x1074 197kB)
>>4598608 >those legs

27 min later 4598621 Anonymous (disgusting smoothloop.gif 640x283 2828kB)
>>4598602 SCOOOOOORE!

27 min later 4598622 Anonymous (Sweetie Belle's Childhood Crush.png 928x1715 246kB)
>>4598584 well there was this last night

27 min later 4598629 Anonymous
>>4598575 >Jackson deals with the problem in the middle east >Genocide Would Europe like him for that?

28 min later 4598633 Anonymous
>>4598542 I would explain to big mac that his little colt was having some confidence issues about his size, but I talked him up and helped him feel better about his size, and now he'll be more comfortable in the bedroom. Maybe Mac'd be pleased enough with how helpful I was that he'd help make me feel more comfortable, too. and Caramel would be more than willing to return the favor

28 min later 4598636 Deafdefiler
>>4598589 >I also like messing with him Sometimes hard to tell the difference between messing around and genuine hate, especially with that guy who spams Sentenal-related stuff around.

28 min later 4598644 Anonymous
>>4598619 It's true. It's the same reason I love Pinkie and Sweetie. Maybe I'm just attracted to innocence.

29 min later 4598646 Anonymous
DORKS

29 min later 4598647 Anonymous
>>4598618 from about this post on. You can check above what came before but it was an ambiguous question at that point. >>4597407

29 min later 4598655 Anonymous
>>4598505 She beams brightly up at you and wiggles her nose, oinking cutely, "C'mon in with me, anon! This mud is super fun~"

29 min later 4598656 Anonymous
>>4598629 >Would Europe like him for that? Jackson would care about what Europe thinks of him? Hell, I bet he'd challenge Europe to a duel for making him waste his time.

30 min later 4598657 Anonymous (Andrew_Jackson.jpg 271x432 20kB)
>>4598595 I liked this one guy's answer to the question "If Jackson were president today" >"Ah, you have to ask? Obviously he'd have every one arrested who has anything to do with the Federal Reserve, and probably any bank just to be sure, then he'd probably have them all shot, just to be on the safe side. Then he'd invade England to liberate the British People from an oppressive monarchy, the next day we would annex Canada as a provice of North Dakota, and by noon we would be invading Mexico."

30 min later 4598660 Anonymous (Dash Flying.gif 720x405 1760kB)
How high do you think Dash has flown? I like to think that she loves to push herself to the point where the sky gets dark and her head gets light and she catches a glimmer of what's outside their atmosphere. >implying she would die at that altitude

31 min later 4598661 Anonymous
>>4598612 >"Ah! Haaah...aaauh...nnngh...!" >the soft mounds of her butt press against your face as she struggles to form a coherent sentence between her gasps and moans of delight >"I-I...i-it's-haaah! I-I'm all t-tingly~!"

31 min later 4598663 Anonymous (tumblr_mafrsnVb9M1rz8ajxo1_1280.png 533x800 367kB)


31 min later 4598670 Anonymous
>>4598663 >AJ has boots on oh baby

31 min later 4598671 Anonymous
Would you use a pony's stomach as your personal storage? Through magic, any items you place inside won't be harmed and the pony is more than willing. They'll even let you access the items through the front or the back - whichever you prefer.

31 min later 4598672 Anonymous
>>4598655 Oh, man.... A chance to frolic with Pinkie.... But my clothes... I guess I'd strip down, seeing as how we're in poneworld. They're all naked all the time. And I'd get in the mud with her. We're not in public, are we?

31 min later 4598673 Anonymous (fdr is amused.gif 453x600 68kB)
>>4598563 >>4598657 How bout' Roosevelt either one would be great. mfw Romney is bitching about everything put in place by the new deal

32 min later 4598675 Anonymous
>>4598657 Irony is Andrew Jackson on the 20 dollar bill.

32 min later 4598676 Anonymous
>>4598663 insta boner every time. of all the smut i have that caters to every one of my fetish's this one gets me rock hard in an instant.

32 min later 4598677 Anonymous
I seem to recall an image of Tarapone masturbating, but can't find it anywhere. Anybody have it?

32 min later 4598680 Anonymous (request___celestia__s_sleepy_soles_by_drknite007-d5d6e35.png 854x869 77kB)
I want to use Celestias feet as a fetish

32 min later 4598681 Anonymous (sad_chrysalis.png 800x916 360kB)
>>4598602 this seems like the kind of thing you only hear about happening so _someone else_ so do you mean you two meet IRL, or just internet ERP-buddies? ;_;

32 min later 4598683 Anonymous (Andrew-Jackson-on-a-central-bank-note.jpg 500x206 22kB)
>>4598675 Pretty much.

32 min later 4598684 Anonymous (220px-Bill_Clinton[1].jpg 220x287 19kB)
>>4598532 Bill Clinton's got charisma. He's a real politician. But here's the thing, he's a bit of a right-leaning Democrat. Clinton signed a bill Gramm–Leach–Bliley Act, which repealed the Glass–Steagall Act (a depression era law regulating the financial system). He also signed "Commodity Futures Modernization Act of 2000" which deregulated derivatives. Which, were at the heart of the 2008 financial meltdown. Clinton is personally partly to blame for this mess. He's no left wing hero. I'd still vote for him over Obama or Romney.

33 min later 4598685 Anonymous (fluttershy on earth.png 1904x2047 271kB)
>>4598584 >>4598622 also this from a few days ago

33 min later 4598691 Anonymous
>>4598677 African American Homosexual did a thing with tarapone dropping anal beads into fausticorns mouth, who is getting fuckd in the ass by the Hub logo

33 min later 4598696 Anonymous
>>4598663 Pics like this remind me of that spongebob episode.

34 min later 4598698 Anonymous (andrea_libman_commission_by_pixelkitties-d5ff2g1.png 900x720 564kB)
>you will never be commissioned by Andrea Libman

34 min later 4598700 Anonymous (history and politics arguments on 4chan.jpg 1772x368 132kB)
>>4598563 >>4598551 >>4598532 Guys, why is it that politics/history discussion on /v/ or any other board turns into shit. But here it's okay? Why is MLPG relatively the most chill board on 4chan?

34 min later 4598701 Anonymous
>>4598691 I'm aware, and the non-clean version of it is shit, not tennis-balls. The one I'm thinking of is from a while back.

34 min later 4598704 Anonymous
>>4598663 Oh man.... I can almost smell it....

34 min later 4598705 Anonymous
>>4598661 Tingly is good, focus on those feelings and allow me to bring you to the pinnacle of pleasure

35 min later 4598710 Anonymous (d1de46bbf45233a2bef3e30572aad144.jpg 384x362 16kB)
>>4598696 what episode?

35 min later 4598714 Anonymous
>>4598700 I don't know about that. We can get pretty shitty when someone mentions politics, even innocuously. It depends on the time of day.

35 min later 4598715 Anonymous
>>4598700 because we like pastel equines, and arent apart of the group that gets ultra mega butthurt over people not liking pastel equines.

35 min later 4598719 Anonymous
anybody have a drawing request?

35 min later 4598720 Anonymous
>>4598671 I'd use her to store me, I bet fluttershy would be embarrassed to hold me inside of her warm flesh.

36 min later 4598723 Anonymous
>>4598602 you met someone IRL?

36 min later 4598725 Anonymous
>>4598719 Rock-It Rumble

36 min later 4598726 Anonymous
>>4598710 The one where Spongebob breaks his ass and it seems like everything is out to ruin his ass forever. The spanking machine.

36 min later 4598730 Anonymous
>>4598719 Fluttershy being raped by a trio of Timberwolves.

36 min later 4598731 Anonymous
>>4598719 Dragon Rarity fucking a 1994 Buick Century Wagon.

36 min later 4598734 Anonymous
>>4598698 thats pretty cool.

36 min later 4598736 Anonymous (bilderberg-1.jpg 475x488 34kB)
>>4598700 There's no reason whatsoever.

36 min later 4598737 Anonymous
>>4598719 moar plane ponies.

36 min later 4598740 Anonymous
>>4598719 Caramel with an absurdly oversized cock

36 min later 4598741 Anonymous
>>4598710 The one where he shattered his butt and the doctor scared him so badly about being stuck in this iron butt contraption that he isolated himself in his house.

36 min later 4598742 Anonymous
>>4598700 We like each others company? maybe?

36 min later 4598743 Anonymous
>>4598719 Fluttershy using her stare to force dash to put on a dress

37 min later 4598747 Anonymous
>>4598719 Applebloom driving a go tiny car

37 min later 4598748 Anonymous
>tfw its cold as fuck and you're browsing MLPG with a blanket wrapped around you comfy as fuck

37 min later 4598749 Anonymous (tea time.jpg 640x512 121kB)
>>4598719 Daring Do doing this

38 min later 4598759 Anonymous
>>4598743 fucking seconded

38 min later 4598760 Anonymous
>>4598719 Fancypants doing this: >>4598749

38 min later 4598765 Anonymous (134302516476.png 736x482 230kB)
>>4598719 Pones doing internet thangs

38 min later 4598766 Anonymous
>>4598710 >>4598726 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yc7NskErmE

38 min later 4598770 Anonymous
>>4598749 >>4598760 daring do and fancypants having a gentlemen's duel.

39 min later 4598773 Anonymous
>>4598770 DaringPants OTP

39 min later 4598777 Anonymous (smile_AB_appleheart.png 251x300 34kB)
>>4598748 >tfw its cold as fuck in your house because you can't afford much heat and you're stealing your neighbor's internet on a laptop someone gave you MLPG is free. and the best things in life are free. I love you, MLPG.

40 min later 4598780 Anonymous
>>4598720 Is she your personal taxi service? I bet it would be rather hard to fly with your extra weight. Or would you prefer her to be your sleeping bag? You could lie snug in her body with your head poking out of one of her ends or pull in all the way and sleep cozy and warm.

40 min later 4598782 Snarky Bastard (clarkson thumbs up stoic approve.png 970x554 685kB)
>>4598534 >he now towers two feet above you at the shoulder when he stands >his cock is easily three feet long >he knows he can't easily, not to mention safely, penetrate you any more, so he has come up with a new way to humiliate you and get off at the same time >he makes you work out for him naked, lifting weights until you're tired and out of breath, and then he walks over to you and flicks the weights away as though they were nothing >his massive cock, which he now doesn't even bother keeping sheathed, grows hard underneath him as he swells with pride and ego >he brings in the largest ponies in the land, be they stallions or mares, and dominates them while you kneel underneath him, worshiping his enormous balls >"are you paying attention, slut? listen to how much this bitch is enjoying it! maybe if you were a bit more like me, you'd be able to make somepony make this noise, too!" >"ah! say it! say you wish you were like me, say you'd do anything to be a god like me!" >you agree, but you know it's partly a lie: if you were like him, then you wouldn't be able to worship your prince every day >after he finishes, he allows you to sleep with him, his hot breath in your ear and on your neck, his cock between your legs dwarfing your own, leaving you to stroke yourself fantasizing about him we've put ourselves in a corner. he's going to get too big if we're not careful, and then we shall be doomed. maybe about him taking Rarity, and helping her adjust to her new life? >captcha: wefour raped we're going to need two more ponies too, it seems. >>4598544 not everything. not scat, not watersports, not infantplay, not farts. there was one other, but i forgot what it was, so maybe i've embraced it since then.

40 min later 4598783 Anonymous
>>4598773 >implying Fancypants doesn't finance Daring Do's escapades in return for the artifacts, which he puts on display in his museums

40 min later 4598793 Anonymous
>>4598672 Knowing Pinkie she probably wouldn't care about playing in the mud in public. If you decide to go through with it she'd probably end up pouncing on you so you could play wrestle with her. Would you be able to keep your boner in check or would it become a problem when she pins you down and cuddles up against you, snorting happily into your neck

41 min later 4598796 Anonymous (bMdw7.jpg 1024x768 188kB)


41 min later 4598801 Anonymous
>>4598782 >not infantplay ;_;

42 min later 4598808 Anonymous (HA_HA_HA,_OH_WOW.jpg 562x437 40kB)
>>4598719 a pony version of <-this

42 min later 4598812 Anonymous
>>4598793 Well..... I'd definitely be fully erect. That's for sure at this point. It's just a question of whether she'd notice and how she'd react. I'd try to keep it covered with mud, to be honest.

42 min later 4598813 Anonymous
>>4598663 >They each take turns farting in your face

42 min later 4598817 Deafdefiler
>>4598782 That one other is me.

42 min later 4598819 Anonymous
>>4598793 no, i wouldn't be able to control it. I'd ruin our relationship by making things all weird by getting a boner during platonic play-wrestling. pinkie would still invite me to parties, but we could never be together. ;-;

43 min later 4598820 Anonymous
>>4598813 dont ruin this for me you stupid fuck.

43 min later 4598821 Anonymous
>>4598796 These would be better if whoever designed them knew anything about designs. Twilight's colors on a thick diagonal striped tie would look ok or Rarity pinstripes

43 min later 4598823 Anonymous
>>4598813 unf

44 min later 4598828 Anonymous
>>4598820 that room must be filled with all their butt perfume

44 min later 4598829 Anonymous
>>4598813 >7 mile tooting machine

44 min later 4598831 Anonymous
>>4598823 >>4598813 >samefag bumping his own post to generate feelings of acceptance

44 min later 4598832 Anonymous
>>4598796 >Ponies paired with their cutie marks >Twilight paired with what looks to be Lyra At least be consistent. What are these anyway? Lanyards? Shoelaces?

44 min later 4598834 Anonymous (KnABK.jpg 1024x768 183kB)
>>4598821

44 min later 4598836 Anonymous
>>4598831 >trying too hard

45 min later 4598840 Anonymous (1328966268846[1].jpg 640x480 189kB)
>I cant send a package without decoration. What do you think? Girl I think is cute posted this. Sigh.

45 min later 4598842 Anonymous
>>4598705 >her skewed eyes gaze off vacantly into space as she writhes in ecstasy under you >"Aaaaah-haaaah-nnnngh~! A-Anon-mmmh! I w-want your-hah!-your-haaah! B-Bubble wand!" >she cries out, a pleading tone to her voice >"I want your bubble wand...!"

45 min later 4598846 Anonymous
>>4598834 those have actual vectors of ponies on them disguisting

45 min later 4598848 Anonymous
>>4598836 >implying he isnt correct

46 min later 4598849 Anonymous
>>4598832 Nevermind. That's Bonbon.

46 min later 4598850 Anonymous
>>4598829 Would you even make it all the way without passing out?

46 min later 4598852 Anonymous (Pinkie Butt MT.png 450x450 67kB)
>"Well don't just look at it, eat it."

46 min later 4598853 Anonymous (history and politics arguments on 4chan (smaller).jpg 1768x254 83kB)
>>4598700 Smaller version. Other than the Game Grump reference (only /v/ guys would know that), it applies to every history/politics discussion on 4chan.

46 min later 4598855 Anonymous
>>4598852 YES MA'AM.

46 min later 4598856 Anonymous
>>4598852 Pinkie, I can't eat your butt it's not edible it isn't even food

47 min later 4598857 Anonymous
>>4598780 Hrm, She'd probably be my sleeping bag. I'd spend all night in her body as it kept me warm. Hearing her breathing would probably lull me to sleep.

47 min later 4598859 Anonymous (1346806380649.png 1000x1000 387kB)
Tex's Anon Question. Has anyone else done fan art of this guy?

47 min later 4598860 Anonymous
>>4598842 >Bubble Wand Christ, how long did it take you to think of that? I'll bet you're very proud of yourself.

47 min later 4598861 Anonymous
All this Pinkie talk reminds me. >Pinkie Pie sleeps with anybody in town who asks except you >It's because you're special to her and she doesn't want you to feel like you are just another cock to her.

47 min later 4598863 Anonymous
>>4598840 Do what I did when one of my friends started posting sociology bullshit. Call them out. I literally said "That's funny, I could have sworn I didn't have a Tumblr account." Example you could use; >"I think you need to stop using reddit. That place is garbage."

47 min later 4598864 Anonymous (Tex Anon Birthday 2 by JB.png 1024x886 39kB)
>>4598859 I think a few people have yeah Jailbait made this

47 min later 4598865 Snarky Bastard (fluttershy___at_the_gala_by_straychild77-d4tcp09.jpg 900x1344 210kB)
>>4598577 >Fluttershy

48 min later 4598870 Anonymous
>>4598859 why is texanon patrick klepek?

48 min later 4598872 Anonymous (uhIQp.jpg 1024x768 181kB)
>>4598846

48 min later 4598873 Anonymous
>>4598812 She'd take notice of what you were trying to hide and curiosity would get the better of her. She'd turn around and start snuffling at the peculiarly stiff mud tower while her muddy pink rump nearly eclipses your viewpoint. "What are you trying to hide? Oh!! Is it a surprise for me?!"

49 min later 4598879 Anonymous
>>4598860 ha. ha. sarcasm.

49 min later 4598880 Anonymous (tumblr_manfko0Rpe1r49jjvo1_500.jpg 493x740 282kB)
>>4598865

49 min later 4598881 Anonymous (DudleyPortraitSFIII3rd[1].jpg 747x1000 94kB)
>>4598760 Fancy Pants and Dudley having a gentlemanly Boxing Match.

50 min later 4598885 Anonymous
>>4598861 I want to be special to Pinkie. I want to have this subject arise when spending time with her. I want it to get awkward before she breaks and tells me the truth. I want to tell her how I feel and ask why she feels this way. And then she'd tell me. And we'd share a tearful embrace.

50 min later 4598886 Anonymous
>>4598872 This would go great with my Epic Cupcake Time tshirt and fedora. and of course, cargo shorts and sandals work with everything.

50 min later 4598887 Anonymous
>>4598880 that NMM costume is awful

50 min later 4598888 Anonymous
>>4598856 Preposterous. Everyone knows that Ponies are made of candy. Flesh: Gummy Muscle: Taffy Blood: Strawberry Syrup Fat: Marshmallow Bones: Rock Candy Bone Marrow: Jell-O Fur/Mane: Cotton Candy Ponies are totes edible

50 min later 4598890 Anonymous
>>4598861 >Give up trying >Find someone else How would she feel?

50 min later 4598891 Anonymous
>>4598873 Oh god. My dick. But... we are in public. Others would see. What the fuck am I supposed to do/say?

50 min later 4598893 Anonymous
Does anyone here have a tulpa?

50 min later 4598894 Anonymous
>>4598857 So which end do you climb into? Do you pull apart her stretchy pucker with your hands or watch as she blushes and opens her mouth wide? Do you prefer to go in feet-first, watching your body slowly disappear inside her or head-first so you can feel her warmth against your face sooner?

50 min later 4598897 Anonymous (1333812756767.png 1600x1711 314kB)
>>4598864 Why would Trixie like him?

51 min later 4598901 Anonymous
>>4598873 Oh, Jesus, Pinkie.... She's got to know what it is. She's got to just be fucking with me. What can I say? I'd say, "Come on, Pinkie, you know what it is." I'd be embarrassed.

51 min later 4598903 Anonymous
>>4598863 I called them a "filthy redditfag" Do I win?

51 min later 4598908 Snarky Bastard (mlp celestia cosplay 7.jpg 402x604 41kB)
>>4598880 i want crazy college years Celestia and Luna.

51 min later 4598909 Anonymous
>>4598831 >>4598848 >imfuckingplying samefag I know you don't like farts which is totally cool. But if you think I'm samefagging out of some desire for acceptance then you are way off target. Just ignore what you don't like instead of lashing out at it.

51 min later 4598910 Anonymous
>>4598888 bbut I couldn't eat Pinkie. I like her, I don't want her to be eaten

51 min later 4598912 Anonymous
>>4598897 It was a one time joke.

51 min later 4598914 Anonymous
>>4598885 She wouldn't have the courage to confess to you. She laughs off every fear but her fear of intimacy. You would have to confess to her. >>4598890 She would want her beloved to be happy.

51 min later 4598916 Anonymous
>>4598908 she has a bit of a manface going on there

52 min later 4598918 Anonymous (laughing lolis.gif 300x170 780kB)
>>4598886 >This would go great with my Epic Cupcake Time tshirt and fedora. >and of course, cargo shorts and sandals work with everything.

52 min later 4598923 Anonymous
Which pony is holding out for a hero til the end of the night?

53 min later 4598929 CharChar (Sad Discord.gif 800x626 65kB)
They Would Party With Pinkie.

53 min later 4598930 Anonymous
>>4598923 Me ;_;

53 min later 4598931 Anonymous
>>4598923 Luna It's kind of sad, she still thinks he's coming every night.

53 min later 4598932 Anonymous
>>4598894 Probably up her juicy pucker. I would go in feet first so I can see her butthole slowly eat more and more of more of my body until my head is graced with her warmth.

53 min later 4598935 Anonymous
>>4598914 >Alone with Pinkie Pie in the kitchen, making baked goods. >Situation starts turning romantic >You confess >She gets all flustered and starts babbling on and on about how it could never work out between you two, her being the way she is and you being human. >If you let her continue she would likely get incredibly upset and bolt out the door, not knowing how to handle yourself. >So you just hug her and she melts in your arms, sobbing softly.

53 min later 4598936 Anonymous
>>4598914 Well, I'd confess. I'd tell her how I feel. We'd be friends for a long time and I'd eventually ask to come over and I'd spill my guts and tell her how I've felt all along. I actually did this in high school. Things just got awkward between us and we didn't talk much anymore. She had been my best friend.

54 min later 4598941 Anonymous
>>4598180 >Alicorn OC in the OP image oh great, it's one of THOSE kinds of threads. :/

54 min later 4598942 Anonymous
>>4598831 >>4598848 There are at least 4 fart fags.

54 min later 4598943 Anonymous
>>4598782 >he's going to get too big if we're not careful, and then we shall be doomed. I'd be willing to press my luck. A bit more stallion dom sounds fun though. Who's a big tough stallion he could humiliate? I'm tempted to say Mac but he's obvious. Maybe Fancypants? He's pretty big.

54 min later 4598946 Anonymous
>>4598931 Too bad its been 1000 years since he made that promise.

54 min later 4598947 Anonymous (RwzTKh.jpg 1024x768 122kB)
>>4598886 anon, but they actually look quite nice http://www.mylittleties.com/

55 min later 4598948 Anonymous
>>4598946 Eurobeat?

55 min later 4598949 Anonymous
>>4598842 Where do you want it ?

55 min later 4598954 Anonymous
>>4598943 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddGJEKJk7v4

55 min later 4598959 Anonymous
>>4598947 If I wanted to dress subtly of pony, those would actually be kinda nice. But I wouldn't.

55 min later 4598960 Anonymous
>>4598947 thats not going to be slapped with a c&d or anything.

55 min later 4598962 Anonymous
>>4598941 What the fuck are you talking about?

55 min later 4598963 Anonymous (princess_celestia_2_by_neko_tin-d51j7jv.jpg 1481x1111 673kB)
>>4598916 >not liking sexy man face

56 min later 4598964 Anonymous (PinkieDerp.jpg 440x425 44kB)
>>4598941 >Alicorn OC >No horn wat

56 min later 4598965 Anonymous
>>4598942 Im with you anon.

56 min later 4598967 Anonymous
>>4598936 This is what went through my mind when I started doting on thins girl I work with (well, near). Asked her out before I really knew her at all, got rejected, working relationship remained exactly the same with no awkwardness at all. Gotta go fast, bro.

56 min later 4598968 Anonymous (1329545413054.jpg 563x364 144kB)
>write something thoughtful and thorough >no replies Perhaps some other time...

56 min later 4598969 Snarky Bastard (mlp celestia cosplay 3 [diamondxfire].png 600x1194 1372kB)
>>4598916 THIS is a manface.

56 min later 4598970 Anonymous
>>4598965 <3 toot

56 min later 4598971 Anonymous
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

56 min later 4598973 Anonymous
>>4598923 Does pony know any way to fix a broken heart? WUUUUUUUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

57 min later 4598975 Anonymous
>>4598968 Here's your filthy reply. I pissed on it.

57 min later 4598977 Anonymous
>>4598914 >She would want her beloved to be happy But what if he isn't happy?

57 min later 4598978 Anonymous
>>4598968 >thoughtful Nigga pls, you can't think worth shit.

57 min later 4598980 Anonymous
>>4598959 >subtle >covered in vectors of ponies

57 min later 4598981 Anonymous
>>4598971 I think there's something wrong with me.

57 min later 4598983 Anonymous
>>4598782 Turn it around. He tries to humiliate you by commanding that you get him off with your tiny dick. Something goes wrong and you get all his size and power.

57 min later 4598984 Anonymous
>>4598941 Does your ass get jealous about the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth.

57 min later 4598985 Anonymous
>>4598948 ?

57 min later 4598986 Anonymous
>>4598980 It's hard to tell from the picture, I thought they were just cutie marks.

57 min later 4598987 Anonymous
>>4598932 After you wake up in the morning, do you slide out the same way? Or do you go all the way through in reverse? Does she push you out on her own?

57 min later 4598988 Anonymous
>>4598969 is that actually a man?

58 min later 4598990 Anonymous (1340922223837.png 533x465 33kB)
>>4598968

58 min later 4598993 Anonymous
>>4598903 Just going "hurr reddit" isn't going to work all that well. If you said something along the lines of "Think about what: the vector of an unfunny "meme" or you visiting a den of pedophiles?" it might strike a cord and invoke some reevaluation of life on their part. Or they won't listen and just go about thinking of you as a "hater" as people are inclined to do nowadays.

58 min later 4598994 Anonymous
>>4598977 She may not notice. She'll think you are better off with some pony who isn't a slut and that she doesn't deserve to be with a nice anon like you.

58 min later 4598999 Anonymous
>>4598984 You're the only one spewing shit cause it gets everywhere whenever you open your mouth

58 min later 4599001 Anonymous
>>4598984 does your ass get jealous of all the dick you suck

58 min later 4599003 Anonymous (LUNY.png 533x475 222kB)
>>4598985

59 min later 4599004 Anonymous
>>4598970 Keep going with the line fart greentext.

59 min later 4599006 Anonymous (weddingponies.png 636x360 350kB)
>>4598983 What if instead of you the power of love prevails and it goes to these douchebags

59 min later 4599009 Anonymous
>>4598994 >She may not notice That doesn't sound like Pinkie to me.

1 hours later 4599014 Anonymous
>>4599003 I want to hear eurobeat's opinion on this

1 hours later 4599015 Anonymous
>>4598994 BUT I LOOOOVVVVE HER. WE COULD BE HAPPY TOGETHER AND WE BOTH DESERVE THAT. WHY DO YOU TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS, ANON??

1 hours later 4599017 Anonymous (1346594239479.png 789x720 287kB)
>>4598941 >canon character that has had lines >pegasus, no horn in sight You OK, Anon?

1 hours later 4599018 Anonymous
>>4599006 Still baffles me how they managed to draw him looking so much like a literal retard.

1 hours later 4599020 Anonymous
>thinking Pinkie is a slut You guys are coco in the loco. Pinkie is the purest of the mane 6.

1 hours later 4599023 Snarky Bastard (mlp rarity cosplay 18 [Miyuka].jpg 525x700 70kB)
>>4598988 don't know, but this is.

1 hours later 4599024 Anonymous
>>4598891 >>4598901 With a hearty giggle she starts nuzzling at your erection, smearing the mud and uncovering your shame. "Oh my gosh, anon you shouldn't have!! It's so big~" Her marehood flexes and she snorts with excitement before greedily bearing down on your shaft, taking it all the way to the hilt into her mouth, gulping down as the head hits the back of her throat.

1 hours later 4599026 Anonymous
>>4598987 I would go out the same way. I would not want to give her a foul taste in her mouth to start the day, after all. She would have a nice spot in her backyard that she trots to every morning, squats down, and releases me with a nice flow bowel movement.

1 hours later 4599031 Anonymous
>>4599014 He saw it, and you know him he's too nice. He just said he would never get angry at some one's hard work. Though he was going to confront the guy about taking down the part about how Eurobeat had a crush on Luna, but the reuplaoded version didn't have that anyways.

1 hours later 4599037 Anonymous
>>4599020 >coco in the loco And you're dyslexic, so it all works out.

1 hours later 4599038 Anonymous
>>4599014 He said it was like a child drawing him as a superhero in crayons, paraphrasing a little.

1 hours later 4599041 Anonymous
>>4599023 I'd still her Especially with the wig

1 hours later 4599042 Anonymous
>>4599009 Couples like to pretend they are happy even if they really aren't. Pinkie Pie would be too heartbroken to look past the facade and so would continue to support you as a friend for the rest of your lives, all the while crying in agony and frustration at the sight of seeing you with someone else.

1 hours later 4599043 Snarky Bastard (1348201703478.png 650x539 228kB)
also, this is Vergil. i don't know how old this is, because i haven't been checking /v/ frequently.

1 hours later 4599044 Anonymous
>>4599003 His mouth looks like it's from south park

1 hours later 4599045 Anonymous
>>4599014 He said it was kind of flattering, like when a kid draws a crayon picture of you or something. He's too chill to mock someone's work unless they're obviously being a dickwad, I think.

1 hours later 4599048 Anonymous
>>4599024 Blaaahhhh.... Dammit, only for Pinkie. I'd lean forward and bury my face in her vagina and we'd have a filthy, piggy 69 right there in public. Only for Pinkie.

1 hours later 4599049 Anonymous
>>4598993 >den of pedophiles Who went in the what now?

1 hours later 4599053 Anonymous
>>4599043 >Don't know how old it is >Tokyo Game Show 2012 >Which just ended

1 hours later 4599055 Anonymous
>>4599041 >her I think you're missing the point here.

1 hours later 4599057 Anonymous
>>4599020 But this is not slut for the sake of sluttiness. This is slut for the sake of feels.

1 hours later 4599059 Anonymous
>>4599049 Reddit loves their jailbait. Yet they're considered normal.

1 hours later 4599060 Anonymous
>>4599043 Very recent. And what the fuck is up with his face? He looks like fucking Wesker now. And is that a fucking fedora? What the hell?

1 hours later 4599065 Anonymous
>>4599043 did you check out the gamescom trailer for it?

1 hours later 4599066 Anonymous (1343763202081.png 441x110 11kB)
>>4599042

1 hours later 4599069 Anonymous
>>4599023 You are incorrect. Just saying. This can be confirmed by checking with /cgl/

1 hours later 4599070 Snarky Bastard
>>4599053 i haven't been checking /v/. i don't keep up with your Chinese Tetris Carnivals.

1 hours later 4599072 Anonymous
>>4599057 Oh sorry, I forgot about the feels. I like my favorite pony virgin....carry on.

1 hours later 4599073 Anonymous
>>4599059 It's because Reddit users are all underage themselves.

1 hours later 4599076 Anonymous
>>4599055 I'd call her whatever she wants She seems like she might want to be called a her

1 hours later 4599079 Anonymous
>>4599059 fairly certain jailbait is normal bro.

1 hours later 4599085 Anonymous
>>4599059 You talking about that jailbait subforum? You do realize I could go on there myself and create a subforum for fucking five-year-olds in about three minutes, right? >Defending reddit aside, you've gotta be gay to not like jailbait.

1 hours later 4599095 Anonymous
>>4598949 >"Anywhere! Everywhere! P-Please!" >her tail flicks as she glances back at you, a look of yearning on her face >"We c-can do whatever you like...j-just please..."

1 hours later 4599101 Anonymous
>>4599049 There were reddits devoted to jailbait. A lot of redditors threw a shitfit when Something Awful got the people in charge to take the reddits down and enforce some new rules.

1 hours later 4599102 Anonymous
>>4599026 I bet hearing her grunt and pant as she slowly pushes you out, her colon rippling around your body as she deposits you onto the ground must feel rather pleasurable. Does she simply evacuate herself then fly off or is your morning routine any more involved? Has she ever held you in for longer periods of time, enjoying the incredible fullness of you lying peacefully in her gut? Do you ever tease her while curled up inside her stomach?

1 hours later 4599103 Anonymous
>>4599079 >fairly certain jailbait is normal bro. Uh, you didn't see the huge shitstorm caused when CNN covered Reddit's Jailbait subreddits did you?

1 hours later 4599104 Anonymous
Which ponies snort when they get tickled? Pinkie is a given obviosuly

1 hours later 4599105 Anonymous
>Renne Quest right now I need to go lie down for a bit...

1 hours later 4599106 Anonymous
>>4599095 Is this sexual or not? I can't tell.

1 hours later 4599109 Anonymous
>>4599085 Not that I dislike jailbait, but isn't it one of the most popular boards on the site? It was one of googles sub-results for ages, and might even still be.

1 hours later 4599116 Anonymous
>>4599104 Spike Granny Smith

1 hours later 4599119 Anonymous
>>4599085 Not saying one way or the other. But American society goes crazy if people find 15 year olds hot.

1 hours later 4599120 Anonymous
>>4599106 No, definitely not sexual at all.

1 hours later 4599121 Anonymous
>>4599104 Applebloom. Probably. But after one minute of intense tickling, to the point of passing out.

1 hours later 4599125 Anonymous
>>4599120 I don't believe you.

1 hours later 4599132 Anonymous
>>4599104 Rarity Then she gets really, really mad

1 hours later 4599133 Anonymous
>>4599101 >A lot of redditors threw a shitfit when Something Awful got the people in charge to take the reddits down and enforce some new rules. And that was hilarious.

1 hours later 4599142 Corwin (Bunny Fluttershy.png 550x850 49kB)
Okay. Fluttershy's a bunny for Nightmare Night. I'll do one more tonight. I have AJ, Dash, and Rarity left.

1 hours later 4599143 Anonymous
>>4599105 Is there a plzce I can go to in order to read the entire Renne Quest? I want to get into it but I never really do, it's just another thing to-read list and that list too fucking long

1 hours later 4599146 Anonymous
>>4599109 I'd hazard a guess and say that the majority of traffic wasn't from people that browse the rest of the site. Most of them are college liberals. And the subforum got canned a while ago for all the negative attention. It might not be illegal, but Conde Nast doesn't want that kind of juju.

1 hours later 4599147 Anonymous
>>4599142 Do dash!

1 hours later 4599151 Anonymous
>>4599143 Yeah, just go to your bathroom, make a poo in the toilet and when you're done, turn around and look at it. Because it would be the exact same thing.

1 hours later 4599152 Anonymous
>>4599143 https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RenneQuest/RenneArchive.html

1 hours later 4599153 Snarky Bastard
i wonder what kind of noise Gilda makes when she's tickled. probably purring. but like, with laughter in it, too.

1 hours later 4599154 Anonymous
>>4599142 Flapper Applejack!

1 hours later 4599155 Anonymous
>>4599042 How would she react if me and that the other person/pony broke up

1 hours later 4599157 Anonymous
>>4599147 I really want to anon

1 hours later 4599162 Anonymous
>>4599142 Rarity! as a majestic hippo

1 hours later 4599163 Corwin
>>4599147 What kind of costume should she wear? >>4599154 Why would AJ dress as a flapper?

1 hours later 4599172 Anonymous
>>4599163 Rarity provided her the outfit as a challenge. Please...

1 hours later 4599174 Anonymous
>>4599163 Dash should wear a Skin Tight Scuba Suit

1 hours later 4599176 Anonymous (doom.jpg 475x295 30kB)
>>4599142 Luna as Judge Doom

1 hours later 4599177 Anonymous
>>4599163 An earth pony. Nothing more horrifying than not having wings.

1 hours later 4599179 Anonymous
>>4599152 thx bro. It looks interesting. I imagine it has a lot of feels.

1 hours later 4599180 Anonymous
>>4599133 3rd-wave feminism still has SA by the balls. Yeah, it was funny. But it reminded all of us just how fucking bad SA is. They didn't do it for laughs, they did it FUR DA CAWSE, and were completely serious about it.

1 hours later 4599181 Anonymous
>>4599163 A maid outfit because she lost a bet.

1 hours later 4599182 Anonymous
>>4599155 She'd try to console you and make passive agressive comments about what a bitch the other pony was. She'd still be too nervous to confess to you though, especially after a break up. She would never know how long to wait after the fact for it to be appropriate. No matter how this plays out, you have to make the first move.

1 hours later 4599184 Anonymous (132963385194.jpg 1000x1000 660kB)
>>4599177 >he thinks wings and horns are better than reality warping and super strength

1 hours later 4599187 Anonymous
>>4599179 >Renne Quest >feels Heh... Sure thing anon...

1 hours later 4599188 Anonymous
>>4599095 I've wondered how that cute hole of yours would around me, but I think we'll save that for another time. It's your pleasure that's important right now, not mine.

1 hours later 4599189 Anonymous
>>4599179 It's more of an adventure, but yeah we get some feel time with hugs and such.

1 hours later 4599191 Anonymous (luna.jpg 752x578 78kB)


1 hours later 4599195 Anonymous
>>4599187 There are some I like the hugs In between the terror

1 hours later 4599196 Snarky Bastard (mlp luna cosplay 12 [sukimba].jpg 1036x1552 569kB)
also, here's a Luna. and another manface, coincidentally.

1 hours later 4599199 Anonymous
>>4599132 That's just an incentive to do it again

1 hours later 4599200 Anonymous
>>4599182 Okay okay okay. Let's just say... Let's just pretend.... I'm hanging out at Pinkie's and we're very close friends. And, out of nowhere, I say "You know, I really do like you, Pinkie. Like..... urrrgghh.... Like more than a friend, you know?" What then, anon? How would she react?

1 hours later 4599203 Anonymous
>>4599196 Jesus fuck that Rarity looks manlier than me.

1 hours later 4599207 Anonymous (Patrick's Dad.jpg 1066x799 182kB)
>>4599191 >Artistic nudes

1 hours later 4599211 Anonymous
>>4599184 >anything better than the gift of flight have fun being a slave to gravity faggot.

1 hours later 4599214 Anonymous
>>4599200 See >>4598935 >Alone with Pinkie Pie in the kitchen, making baked goods. >Situation starts turning romantic >You confess >She gets all flustered and starts babbling on and on about how it could never work out between you two, her being the way she is and you being human. >If you let her continue she would likely get incredibly upset and bolt out the door, not knowing how to handle yourself. >So you just hug her and she melts in your arms, sobbing softly. You better interrupt her babbling, anon.

1 hours later 4599215 Anonymous
>>4599196 Those fucking ears that they ALL wear look so dumb. They don't even look like pony ears. They look like cat ears. Most of their costumes would look better with no fake ears at all.

1 hours later 4599216 Anonymous
>>4599211 Do you think cuss words even exist in Equestria? Or is the most foul the language gets just some derogatory pony pun like Hoof Brain.

1 hours later 4599217 Anonymous
>Implying Pinkie would ever love you

1 hours later 4599218 Anonymous (13123133124.png 566x3100 1131kB)
>>4599153

1 hours later 4599220 Anonymous
>>4599102 Every morning after she does her "business" so to speak she gives me a nice warm bath to clean me up. Sometimes, she decides to keep me inside of her for a while longer, whether I like it or not. She would do her morning chores with me in her belly, giggling at my muffled protests. Eventually I have to resort to tickling the insides of her belly to make her get me out. However, she does make me pay for it though. When she starts to let me out of her she starts clenching her butt every once in a while, and as if that is not enough, sometimes just before I'm fully out she starts sucking me back up.

1 hours later 4599223 Anonymous
>>4599151 >poo in the toilet What are you, five? >go make a doody

1 hours later 4599224 Anonymous
>>4599218 I love this series

1 hours later 4599225 Snarky Bastard (mlp group cosplay 12.jpg 469x700 208kB)
>>4599203 yeah. but do you want to see something truly horrifying? then open this.

1 hours later 4599227 Anonymous
>>4599225 >Jewity

1 hours later 4599230 Anonymous
>>4599214 Well, I'd have to stop her. I'd just tell her to shhh for a minute. She'd keep on, but I'd shhh louder. I'd have to pull her into a hug. I want to just hold her and tell her that we'll be just fine together, but I don't know how she'd react. If you're saying her fun party girl thing is just a facade, then I really don't know how she's going to feel. But I'd try, anon. I'd try.

1 hours later 4599231 Anonymous
>>4599216 I don't give a flying feather.

1 hours later 4599237 Anonymous (1343715070528.jpg 640x432 72kB)
>>4599211 You are my nigga.

1 hours later 4599239 Anonymous
>>4599225 >Rarity looks like a witch >There will never be an episode where Rarity is burned at the stake

1 hours later 4599242 darf
guys quick idea the phrase 'size queen' popped into my head and it made me think there'd be some pony obsessed with dick size i wanted to pair them up with snails and have them get surprised after shaming him when he's really hung who would be a good female pone for this? immediate thought is diamond tiara, but i'm open to other ideas

1 hours later 4599243 Anonymous (Pinch Faced Rarity.png 1104x848 35kB)
>>4599225 Where's that one Rarity that looked like this?

1 hours later 4599245 Anonymous
>>4599214 How does she know it won't work if we don't try ?

1 hours later 4599249 Anonymous
>>4599242 I like the idea of an older woman here. Dash or Rarity

1 hours later 4599251 Anonymous
>>4599242 I'm just imagining a female OC named "Size Queen".

1 hours later 4599253 Anonymous
>>4599239 >There will never be an episode where Rarity is tied to the tracks

1 hours later 4599255 Anonymous
>>4599251 Attention drawfags.

1 hours later 4599259 Anonymous (tumblr_maggjuSCEn1rq7gp9o1_1280.jpg 1275x1920 665kB)
>>4599196 >Luna

1 hours later 4599261 Anonymous
>>4599239 Or hanged until death. ;_;

1 hours later 4599263 Anonymous
>>4599191 >the moon Get it He's mooning you

1 hours later 4599264 Anonymous
I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND PISS EXCELLENCE

1 hours later 4599270 Anonymous (pinkie-oh-goodness.gif 480x270 2383kB)
>>4599253 got a problem with pinkie?

1 hours later 4599271 Anonymous
>>4599264 What did you drink that night?

1 hours later 4599273 Anonymous
>>4599270 Panka is too cute to do that to

1 hours later 4599275 Snarky Bastard (mlp group cosplay 5.png 1024x686 1516kB)
>>4599243 it's this one. i do remember seeing a worse-looking Rarity once, but nothing specific.

1 hours later 4599276 Anonymous
I can't possibly be the only one here who doesn't get this fascination with Snails the general has, can I ?

1 hours later 4599278 Anonymous
>>4599188 >she arches her back as you rub your length against her slit >her muscles contract and relax against your touch, winking against your sensitive tip as she bites her lower lip in anticipation "Nnnnnnghaaaaaaa!!" >her eyes bolt open as you thrust forward, hilting yourself inside her in a single swift motion >it's such a shock that for a moment her eyes go completely straight >they soon go askew again as her body starts to relax >"Aah...nngh...y-yaaaaaay~" >she wiggles her rump against you, flattening her pleasantly plush cheeks against your hips

1 hours later 4599281 Anonymous
>>4599242 I do like Diamond Tiara If you want the shaming thing, there aren't that many good choices. Maybe Trixie Actually, you know what? I like that idea

1 hours later 4599282 Anonymous
>>4599270 Yeah, she didn't want to be in a relationship with me so I tied her to the tracks.

1 hours later 4599284 Anonymous
>>4599276 I'm not particularly fond of Snips or Snails. But I have a thing for lanky girls, so Fem Snails I do like, but I hardly consider them related.

1 hours later 4599285 Anonymous
>>4599275 >that Big Mac getting crotch-grabbed my fucking sides

1 hours later 4599286 darf
>>4599276 i dunno that it's a fascination he's just kind of adorably sexy plus the headcanon that he's a dopey but sweet kid with a giant cock is kind of hard to get over it's mostly the giant cock >>4599281 trixie as a size queen is pretty good

1 hours later 4599292 Anonymous
>>4599251 That's Gilou's alias.

1 hours later 4599293 Anonymous
>>4599285 You can see it in his face.

1 hours later 4599295 Anonymous
>>4599255 This sounds like one of those things Scherzo was doing. I don't think he had a size queen pony though, someone should bother him about it.

1 hours later 4599296 Anonymous (123123445345353.jpg 1280x705 174kB)
>>4599270 Pinkie is good too

1 hours later 4599297 Anonymous
>>4599276 Yeah, I don't like him either. I don't really care about him at all. The general is just full of gay people, if you haven't noticed.

1 hours later 4599298 Anonymous
>>4599276 You are never the only one. But where did the 'Snails has a huge dick' fanon come from?

1 hours later 4599300 Anonymous (Sleeping with Dash.png 1251x1709 248kB)
capped from dead horse just cuz

1 hours later 4599301 Anonymous (1345520657208.jpg 218x265 22kB)
>>4599292

1 hours later 4599302 Anonymous
>>4599276 >gg draws a shitload of him/her It seems like he nucleated it

1 hours later 4599304 Anonymous
>>4599242 Cheerilee? You've got the student-teacher angle and she's dating Big Mac so she probably thinks she knows what "big" is.

1 hours later 4599305 Anonymous
>>4599230 And that's when the relationship starts. No sex, nothing even remotely close to it. Not for a long while. Maybe you take evening strolls around ponyville or lay on the grassy knoll to watch the stars come out. Stealing quick hugs and whispered sweet nothings when no one else is looking. Every once in a while she'll call you in to consult on party making plans, giving all of your suggestions a fare consideration before implementing or ditching them. On the nights she spends babysitting the baby Cakes, you come over after the kids are asleep and watch cheesy horror movies with her, snuggled up on the couch and laughing at the bad special effects until the parents get home. Gradually Pinkie Pie starts having sex with the townsfolk less and less. In time, she's kept herself clean for a solid year. Then one night you find a card on your pillow. You can clearly recognize Pinkie's hand writing, asking you to meat her out in one of your favorite forest clearings to watch the stars come out. Laying on your backs and watching the stars, you chat away about all the usual subjects. A shooting star streak across the sky and you make a wish. Turning towards the pink pony laying next to you ask her what she wished for. "Nothing," she replies. "I've got everything I've ever wanted right here." Then she leans in close and kisses you for the first time.

1 hours later 4599311 Anonymous
>>4599298 If you hadn't noticed, people give all the males in MLP big dicks.

1 hours later 4599313 Anonymous (gg.png 720x88 96kB)


1 hours later 4599314 darf
>>4599298 it doesn't make much more sense than anything else this fandom comes up with probably has to do with the shortage of male characters and some wish fulfillment on our parts

1 hours later 4599315 Anonymous
>>4599300 We should have slipped it in.

1 hours later 4599316 Anonymous (tumblr_maoro54K5l1rssf0ko1_1280.png 1280x1280 1034kB)


1 hours later 4599322 Anonymous
>>4599300 RD and feels go hand in hand.

1 hours later 4599327 Anonymous
>>4599305 AHAHA YES! You destroy me and then you build me up better than ever. I like you anon.

1 hours later 4599328 Anonymous (hey there buddy.png 424x334 60kB)
>>4599276 I really like his design a lot from the very start, a bit cartoony-er, more pliable

1 hours later 4599331 Anonymous
>>4599316 is that Caramel?

1 hours later 4599333 Anonymous
>>4599327 inb4 NTR

1 hours later 4599334 Anonymous
>>4599316 someone get rid of the floating head and the dialogue and it might actually be semi-fappable

1 hours later 4599339 Anonymous (beezzzz.jpg 700x525 41kB)
>>4599296 >Covering pony in tape But you'll tear all their fur off when you pull it off oh god

1 hours later 4599341 Anonymous (Snailsintosh.png 1601x3155 438kB)
>>4599298 IIRC there was one anon way back when who didn't like Big Mac and he was the first pony to have fanon built up that he had a huge dick. So anon made up this fanon that Snails had a bigger dick just because he hated Mac, and later requested a story from RS where Mac was humiliated which wasn't very good. This greentext from the other night did it better.

1 hours later 4599342 Anonymous (1345071007388.png 450x259 79kB)
>>4599300 am ded

1 hours later 4599344 darf
>>4599334 it's not like we need it edited there are plenty of pics of humanized applejack out there already

1 hours later 4599345 Anonymous
>>4599334 >farming gloves during sex

1 hours later 4599348 Anonymous
derpy is a very ugly pony

1 hours later 4599349 Anonymous
>>4599341 >RS story >not good Colour me surprised

1 hours later 4599350 Anonymous
>>4599339 i wanted to walk to work anyways

1 hours later 4599351 Anonymous
>>4599327 I seem to be getting a lot better at these since going anon. Glad you enjoyed.

1 hours later 4599353 Anonymous (1347579290213.jpg 1280x720 285kB)
>The guy's house that Romney made those comments at was a guy known for hosting parties where there is a sex pit and scantily clad women dance on a platform nearby Republican Family Values!

1 hours later 4599358 Snarky Bastard
>>4599345 agree. what if there's goatheads and shit stuck on them? much better if she was wearing mechanic's gloves.

1 hours later 4599360 Anonymous
>>4599300 >No-one will ever do this to you

1 hours later 4599362 Anonymous
>>4599278 Don't give up yet, we've only just begun Now how does my lady want this slow or fast ? Your wish is my command

1 hours later 4599363 Anonymous
>>4599345 I liked that actually.

1 hours later 4599366 Anonymous (Discord+Approves+_55ba7cb41ae164fc811235f1768a47e4.png 900x900 216kB)
>>4599352

1 hours later 4599367 Anonymous
>>4599339 It's not called damsel in distress for nothing.

1 hours later 4599368 Anonymous (42231__rarity_questionable_bondage_panties_stockings_artist-fiasko0_sadistic-rarity_fishnets_spreaderbar.jpg 800x585 71kB)
>>4599296 >>4599270 >>4599253

1 hours later 4599369 Anonymous (1347613271727.png 442x423 187kB)
>>4599316 Is MS bitching about those who hate his tits? Because I'm one of them. MS draws unrealistic pornstar bodies. If they ever did a "what if MLP FiM were humans" episode, AJ isn't going to look like a pornstar.

1 hours later 4599372 Anonymous
How does your favorite pony like their baked potato?

1 hours later 4599375 Anonymous
>>4599360 But could you handle it? Could you really see yourself in such a position? I know I can't.

1 hours later 4599378 Anonymous
>>4599372 sunny side up

1 hours later 4599380 darf
>>4599369 i'm pretty sure he's just implying caramel is gay which he is

1 hours later 4599382 Anonymous (132656134887.png 289x283 107kB)
>>4599353 We know, you have a hardon for Romney.

1 hours later 4599383 Anonymous
>>4599353 >Sex happens in peoples houses.

1 hours later 4599385 Anonymous
>>4599372 with lots of butter~

1 hours later 4599387 Anonymous (Dash likes Potato.png 480x640 100kB)
>>4599372 Piping Hot with sour cream, chives, cheddar, and bacon

1 hours later 4599389 Anonymous
>>4599372 Sour cream Cheddar cheese Bacon Chives The only way to eat them.

1 hours later 4599392 darf
>>4599387 how is there a relevant picture for this?

1 hours later 4599394 Anonymous
>>4599380 >i'm pretty sure he's just implying caramel is gay >which he is That scenario is too stupid to think about. So he's gay but having sex with AJ? MS really is a tard. Not sure why I'm surprised since he's a greasy pedophile.

1 hours later 4599395 Anonymous
Hey darf did you see this one? >>4599304

1 hours later 4599396 Anonymous
>>4599392 There's a pony for that!

1 hours later 4599397 Anonymous
>>4599387 >>4599389 Fully loaded mind. I eat my french fries the same way if I can. Fuck yeah, Applebees.

1 hours later 4599399 Anonymous
>>4599385 Pumpkin please.

1 hours later 4599400 Anonymous
>>4599392 I thought the same thing... it just happens with ponies.

1 hours later 4599409 Anonymous
>>4599397 What about poutine?

1 hours later 4599410 Anonymous (lil-b.jpg 400x300 23kB)
Is there basedpone yet

1 hours later 4599411 darf
>>4599394 i'm detecting a lot of hostility i'm sorry you don't like ms's drawings >>4599395 missed it i can't see cheerilee shaming anyone, especially one of her students

1 hours later 4599414 Anonymous
Anyone got that dancing Derpy site? Only saw it once then never again

1 hours later 4599417 Anonymous
>>4599414 The "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts"?

1 hours later 4599418 Anonymous
>>4599411 So who are you going to use? I'm going to cast my vote for Trixie, if it matters.

1 hours later 4599422 Anonymous
>>4599411 That's true. Trixie's probably the better choice. Actually I can't think of any other mares who could be cruel to a colt except villains.

1 hours later 4599424 Anonymous
>>4599383 >>4599353 It's more like it's just the sort of decadant excess you expect from the morally bankrupt super rich. And remember, a huge chunk of the Republican base are the religious right, and Romney is supposed to be a Mormon. But he'll chum it up with guys like that because they give him money.

1 hours later 4599427 Anonymous
>>4599411 How about Mayor Mare?

1 hours later 4599428 darf
>>4599418 trixie's good. i had the scenario in my head for diamond tiara, because the shaming scenario works so much better... does anyone have any ideas for a setup with trixie?

1 hours later 4599430 Anonymous
>>4599417 No that one where you can set the music and gif plays at a pace you set it to

1 hours later 4599431 Anonymous
>>4599392 I was about to ask the same thing

1 hours later 4599433 Anonymous (Snails and Featherweight.png 3744x2178 508kB)
We talkin' 'bout Snails's dick again?

1 hours later 4599436 Anonymous
>>4599394 >Not sure why I'm surprised since he's a greasy pedophile. I forget what MS even looks like. Is he the artist that's balding and looks exactly like the standard pedophile or was that JJ?

1 hours later 4599439 Anonymous
>>4599409 >poutine Never heard of it. Googled it, sounds funky.

1 hours later 4599440 Anonymous
>>4599433 Why did I laugh so hard at that question?

1 hours later 4599441 Anonymous (bear fucking knows what's up stop being a sadsack.png 956x1080 1048kB)
>>4599430 ytmnd.com

1 hours later 4599444 Anonymous
>>4599368 The only thing I don't like about this picture is that it looks like she has been hit in the face. Incapacitation is one thing, causing pain is another.

1 hours later 4599446 Anonymous (megasweet.png 962x962 701kB)
>>4599436 picture of MS from bronycon, i dont have the original.

1 hours later 4599447 Anonymous
>>4599428 Well, Snips & Snails were like her little hangers on right? Maybe a private moment in her trailer while Snips is getting her a smoothie.

1 hours later 4599448 Anonymous
>>4599424 Dude. The guy sounds fucking AWESOME. I want to go to one of those parties.

1 hours later 4599449 Anonymous
>>4599444 Do you not even see her fucked up iris?

1 hours later 4599451 Anonymous (average post on MLPG.png 1278x174 13kB)
>>4599417

1 hours later 4599452 Anonymous
>>4599441 >ytmnd.com But it was an actual site... Forever obscure

1 hours later 4599453 Anonymous
>>4599436 MS relatively normal and JJ looks like a tibetan monk

1 hours later 4599454 Snarky Bastard
>>4599375 oh, you say that. but after it being forced upon you a few times, i think you might come round.

1 hours later 4599456 Anonymous
>>4599446 Which one? Should have been one of his lolicon pics. Those are just creepy.

1 hours later 4599457 Anonymous
>>4599446 Why are there giant filly porn rice-papers at Bronycon?

1 hours later 4599460 Anonymous
>>4599427 But nobody wants to be with that old nag...

1 hours later 4599461 Anonymous
>>4599446 ENHANCE

1 hours later 4599463 Anonymous
>>4599448 Holy shit you're right. My vote goes to Mitt, he sounds awesome.

1 hours later 4599465 darf
>>4599447 i mean, i know they had a relationship of sorts, but i can't see it rolling that way i mean maybe it would make more sense if you knew my DT idea she and SS meet snails after school, taunt him about being dumb, make fun of him for looking at twist during class, calling her snails' 'girlfriend', laughing that he's probably getting hard for her, and then move on to size... and both of them get told when they pin him down and find out he's huge. the rest writes itself from there. if i can think of something as titilating as trixie, i will give that a shot

1 hours later 4599468 Anonymous
>>4599428 Don't get me wrong, I like DT too. Trixie though... Probably set during her episode, before the bear. Snails is hanging around being an annoying little doof, like he does, Trixie is trying to appear haughty and aloof, getting him to do more and more arduous and eventually humiliating tasks to get him to leave, as he wont just fuck off on his own and she'd have to break character to chase him off. Of course, he's oblivious and is just happy to help someone so great and fabulous, even when she starts sounding a little bit mean, but especially when she sounds so shocked.

1 hours later 4599470 Anonymous
>>4599456 The one whose ID says MegaSweet on it. The brown one.

1 hours later 4599471 Anonymous (laughing elf man.jpg 256x353 16kB)
>>4599460 MILFs are the only thing on this planet hotter than lolis

1 hours later 4599473 Snarky Bastard (fry you and i are enemies now.jpg 544x346 50kB)
>>4599460

1 hours later 4599474 Anonymous
>>4599463 Fuck Mitt. We need to elect the dude who has those sweet fucking parties.

1 hours later 4599479 Anonymous
>>4599362 >her inner walls tighten around your shaft, tantalizing you with its unbearable warmth and snugness as she struggles to find the words >"I-I...w-want...f-full speed...ahead~" >she giggles to herself as she rolls her hips, shifting you around inside of her

1 hours later 4599480 Anonymous
>>4599465 That sounds kind of hot Like while she is domming him she's still making fun of him, but at the same time is hating herself for liking his gigantic dong. Maybe you should stick with DT

1 hours later 4599481 Anonymous
>>4599452 I remember it, there was a discord version with his shufflin animation, and one with Twilight bobbing her head. Don't remember addresses though. Was it one of Knighty's things?

1 hours later 4599483 Anonymous (the cake lady.png 906x718 193kB)
What's Mrs.Cake cooking up tonight?

1 hours later 4599484 Anonymous
>>4599454 ehhhh NO

1 hours later 4599485 Anonymous
>>4599483 Hopefully nothing, her ass is too fucking fat as it is.

1 hours later 4599487 darf
>>4599480 she'd try to make fun of him and fumble her words, start attempting to taunt him for getting hard when she touched it... same thing when she strokes snails and he sprays all over her, 'geez, look how fast he c-came...' kind of thing you know the drill. it just seems like a perfect set up to me

1 hours later 4599488 Anonymous
>>4599465 Huh, that does sound better than anything I can come up with for Trixie. Unless inspiration strikes you, I'd say go with that.

1 hours later 4599489 Anonymous (134477680618.jpg 353x337 77kB)
>>4599474 And those chances of getting into THAT guy's parties would probably increase by voting for Mitt.

1 hours later 4599490 Anonymous (1347598043286.jpg 726x500 106kB)
>>4599448 >>4599463 Poor people like you aren't invited.

1 hours later 4599492 Anonymous
>>4599483 Placenta stew.

1 hours later 4599494 darf
>>4599485 >that ass >too fat does not compute

1 hours later 4599495 Anonymous
>>4599428 Snails has been hanging around bugging Trixie all day with his fanboy-ness. Trixie gets frustrated and heads out at night to try and find a hung stallion to bring back to her caravan. She drags one back with her at night and they start to get frisky when Trixie catches Snails in her caravan peeping. She goes to yell at him and says she'll never be interested in a little colt with a tiny dick. The rest writes itself.

1 hours later 4599500 Anonymous
>>4599449 Yes, but I wasn't sure why it was like that

1 hours later 4599501 Snarky Bastard (vince no chance.jpg 853x567 36kB)
>>4599474 so, by that logic, if half of those rumors are true, we should elect Vince McMahon president.

1 hours later 4599502 Anonymous
>>4599487 >Meanwhile SS is in stunned silence.

1 hours later 4599505 darf
>>4599495 hm that's pretty good saving it and will decide later

1 hours later 4599507 darf
>>4599502 she'd have a dollop of cum hanging off the side of her glasses frame, and it when it fell on her face she'd lick it off without thinking or moving otherwise

1 hours later 4599509 Anonymous (laughing.jpg 390x304 24kB)
>>4599490 >Poor Pfft...okay.

1 hours later 4599512 Anonymous
>>4599501 >All wars start with awesome music and light shows. >And long speeches done by people who should not be talking. >And cheating.

1 hours later 4599513 Anonymous
>>4599502 straight shota?

1 hours later 4599515 Anonymous
>>4599507 AARRRGGGHHHHH THAT IS an arousing idea.

1 hours later 4599516 Anonymous
>>4599507 >she's never tasted cum before >she wasn't innocent or anything, but she certainly didn't expect this > she needs more

1 hours later 4599519 Anonymous
>>4599512 >Cheating in war haha, HAHA, AHAHAHAHAHA

1 hours later 4599520 Anonymous
>leave window open >go take a long piss >come back to 3 drunk neighbor girls in my room with the computer right there Thank god none of you assholes posted anything bad and it was just text. Also, fucking privacy man.

1 hours later 4599521 Anonymous
>>4599516 The sequel: SILVER SPOON THE SEMEN ADDICT Do it, Darf.

1 hours later 4599522 Anonymous
>>4599516 >Well, there is quite a bit on Diamond Tiaras face.

1 hours later 4599524 Anonymous
>>4599479 You really have it bad don't you ?[/spoiler[ Very well then, full speed it is[/spoiler[

1 hours later 4599525 darf
>>4599515 >>4599516 you guys are picking up what i'm putting down at some point dt would still be stroking snails and making fun of him, maybe licking with her tongue and she'd turn to DT looking for some assistance with her mockery only to find her touching herself with an apologetic blushed face

1 hours later 4599527 Anonymous
>>4599512 well, look at the plus side at least we'll find out about it before hand >oh yeah, we totally started bombing them last night, mind declaring war?

1 hours later 4599530 Anonymous
>>4599519 The fireworks would be nukes.

1 hours later 4599532 Anonymous
>>4599509 >he thinks the middle class would be invited Son, if most your fortune isn't in stocks, I don't see any sex pits in your future.

1 hours later 4599534 Anonymous
>>4599530 Like in the Iron Giant ending?

1 hours later 4599536 Snarky Bastard
>>4599515 >getting a SS blowjob >she doesn't let you cum in her mouth, but does let you give her a moneyshot >"oh dear. i guess i'll have to clean my glasses now~" >"she takes them off and licks them clean

1 hours later 4599546 Anonymous
>>4599532 Most of my fortune could be in stocks pretty easily What were shares in facebook again? Like, 60$ or something? I could buy like 3 of them

1 hours later 4599547 Anonymous
>>4599525 You mean SS? Also I Love the idea of one of them rubbing one out while 2 of them go at it.

1 hours later 4599548 Anonymous
>>4599532 >Middle-class Oh god you're a riot tonight.

1 hours later 4599549 Anonymous (1334385341633.png 720x540 558kB)
Ah fuck, something I wrote is sextremely similar to what's being discussed right now. I hate this feeling so much. I better shit it out before it gets worse.

1 hours later 4599550 Anonymous
Anyone have pics of flapper dresses?

1 hours later 4599551 darf
>>4599536 i can barely remember what SS's voice sounds like all i can think about is diamond tiara's delicious condescension and then my boner gets carried away

1 hours later 4599554 darf
>>4599547 yes, that sorry, i'm getting them confused >>4599549 naw, man. share it.

1 hours later 4599555 Anonymous
>>4599549 Post it, nigger!

1 hours later 4599563 Snarky Bastard
>>4599527 >WHADDAYA MEAN I CAN'T BOMB THEM? >SO WHAT IF THEY HAVE WOMEN AND CHILDREN I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT ALL FOREIGNERS ARE EVIL

1 hours later 4599571 Anonymous (Twilight bed squirming.gif 479x469 498kB)
Why must I get sleepy when mlpg is so entertaining and arousing

1 hours later 4599573 Anonymous
>>4599546 >He thinks buying shares in Facebook will get him riches >laughingwhores.jpg That stock was disgustingly over valued. Because of people like you. You could have made money early on by buying the stock, and then selling it quickly. But not now.

1 hours later 4599575 Anonymous
>>4599551 Man this would be an awesome time to start up on those DT teen fics again! That was sarcasm.

1 hours later 4599576 Trixareforkids
>>4599554 >>4599555 I still got like two paragraphs left. I'll be done. Let me get my arroz con leche.

1 hours later 4599582 darf
>>4599571 tie one off before you hit the lights >>4599576 that's a pretty specific number of remaining paragraphs

1 hours later 4599585 Anonymous
>>4599549 >sextremely

1 hours later 4599590 Anonymous
>>4599573 >Investing in stocks. >Not investing in gold. And you call yourself a Republican.

1 hours later 4599598 Anonymous (tumblr_maot7vqs2k1rxvmero1_r1_1280.jpg 1000x1104 162kB)


1 hours later 4599603 darf
>>4599598 unf

1 hours later 4599613 Anonymous
>>4599598 I like this, despite the lack of a face.

2 hours later 4599618 Anonymous
>>4599598 girls cant enjoy anal

2 hours later 4599620 Anonymous
>>4599575 fuck you

2 hours later 4599623 Anonymous
>>4599598 >anal with AJ This is the one stereotype I love to death. Do her anal walls just compliment dicks or something?

2 hours later 4599628 Anonymous
Would you a futa mare?

2 hours later 4599630 Snarky Bastard
>>4599598 you know what would make it even better? if she was a literal cowgirl.

2 hours later 4599631 Anonymous (Displeased peasants.png 1366x768 792kB)
>>4599598 Why must you faggots push your perversions onto the show?

2 hours later 4599632 Anonymous
>>4599623 I still don't understand how Applejack was associated with anal

2 hours later 4599638 Anonymous
>>4599623 It doesn't count as incest if it's anal.

2 hours later 4599639 Anonymous
>>4599632 She likes it ruff.

2 hours later 4599642 Anonymous
>>4599628 Why yes. I would.

2 hours later 4599643 darf
>>4599618 i was gonna counterpoint that but i think you're joking good on you >>4599623 she just has a really sensitive ass, i think and she's working all day, lifting and stuff, getting them muscles all toned and tight >>4599632 see above also she's a hick and purportedly into incest, which for some reason goes hand in hand with anal when people are god (or Celestia) fearing and don't want to risk re-re-babies with their brother

2 hours later 4599644 Anonymous
>>4599598 Is it even possible for girls to actually like anal? I can't imagine it feels all that good without a prostate

2 hours later 4599646 Anonymous
>>4599632 It just kind of happened. >obliterated anal AJ head canon.png

2 hours later 4599647 Anonymous
>>4599630 >every thrust causes her fat udder to jiggle and sway >she lows as she cums, her ass gripping you tightly

2 hours later 4599648 Anonymous
>>4599632 Bucking. From that comes the idea of a firm muscular ass. From that comes wanting to assfuck her.

2 hours later 4599650 Anonymous
>>4599631 You seem lost.

2 hours later 4599652 Anonymous
>>4599631 Hi and welcome to MLPG!

2 hours later 4599655 Anonymous
>>4599630 Do you mean an anthro cow ? Because I could get behind that.

2 hours later 4599658 Anonymous (1347250774376.jpg 460x325 33kB)
>>4599631 Cause we're rich, you filthy peasants.

2 hours later 4599659 Anonymous
>>4599644 There's only a thin wall of flesh between the inside of the anus and the inside of the vag.

2 hours later 4599663 Anonymous
>>4599524 >she pushes her rear back against you in rhythm with your thrusting, making a loud slapping noise every time your hips meet her ample posterior >a slew of moans, gasps, coos, and some sounds that don't even have onomatopoeias, pour forth endlessly from her lips as you plow into her with a primal vigor >she squeals in delight as you grip her ample behind with both hands, squeezing her cheeks firmly and sinking your fingertips into her bubble cutie-marks >"I-I-It's s-s-so good! It f-feels so good~!"

2 hours later 4599666 Anonymous (1337113189827.jpg 700x639 177kB)
>>4599631 >Not wanting to push your perversions on everything

2 hours later 4599667 Anonymous
>>4599642 Would you top her or be her bottom?

2 hours later 4599672 Anonymous (1339228548910.png 1024x634 293kB)
>>4599666

2 hours later 4599673 Anonymous
>>4599644 It's really possible for anyone to like anything. I heard a girl say that after her first few times it really wasn't that different than vaginal to her, since she didn't get off from penetration alone anyways.

2 hours later 4599679 darf
>>4599667 weighing in, i'd have to say that it's dependent on the pone like, for example, i'd wanna top a futa fluttershy and make her embarassed with pleasure, stroking her and getting her cum all over her own face rarity on the other hand... i'd want her to bend me over and torture me for hours before she finally let me beg for the tip, and then used me like a sex-doll for her pleasure

2 hours later 4599681 Anonymous (panka in progress.jpg 401x522 33kB)


2 hours later 4599683 Anonymous
>>4599573 I was mostly making a supposedly amusing quip about the state of my finances, and poking fun at the same same "disgustingly over valued" stock But if thats how you want to feel

2 hours later 4599685 Anonymous
>>4599667 Well, I suppose I'd most like to 69 her. But we could try everything.

2 hours later 4599689 Anonymous
>>4599666 >>4599658 >>4599652 >>4599650 I'm just saying the show itself is asexual. It's a cute show about ponies. I waifu some, but that's just a longing crush. All you guys talk about is wanting to fuck them and fetishes.

2 hours later 4599694 Anonymous
>>4599681 Holy cow her back leg is way too big. And her head is a little too wide. Still cute though

2 hours later 4599695 Anonymous
>>4599663 Have I ever told you how much I love your bubbles ? How good they feel against my fingertips ?

2 hours later 4599696 Anonymous
>>4599685 If she would have you either way, would you like to be a pretty futa mare too? Or maybe just a futa human?

2 hours later 4599697 Anonymous
>>4599689 You forgot your name Captain Obvious.

2 hours later 4599699 darf
>>4599689 well, that's the content of this thread, yes there are lots of places to discuss the other parts of the fandom though

2 hours later 4599702 Anonymous
>>4599689 >all you guys talk about is _____ Every time some one says this, it's objectively incorrect, just so you know. Talk about something else if you want, people will join you if it's interesting.

2 hours later 4599707 Anonymous (Isn'tThatSomething.png 570x533 8kB)
>>4599689 You say that like it's all we talk about. I think that's funny.

2 hours later 4599708 Anonymous
>>4599694 Thanks, I'll see if I can fix that.

2 hours later 4599709 Snarky Bastard
>>4599647 >you can feel those huge muscular thighs jiggle against your shoulders >you put one hands on her bovine hips and the other strokes her udders >her screams mix with moos as she cums

2 hours later 4599711 Anonymous
>>4599689 >I waifu some, bu tthat's just a longing crush YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A WAIFU IS.

2 hours later 4599712 Anonymous
>>4599689 You're new to the general aren't you. Either that or you're staying up past your bed time

2 hours later 4599713 Anonymous (1339222289767.png 851x828 229kB)
>>4599689 Faust knew what she was doing

2 hours later 4599717 Anonymous (1235.php.png 586x518 64kB)
>>4599689 /d/ is /co/'s waifu. That's all I can really say.

2 hours later 4599718 Anonymous
>>4599696 Well, I didn't realize that was an option. Can I be a regular pretty mare with no cock?

2 hours later 4599719 Anonymous
>>4599707 >>4599697 This is partly why no one from the show wants to associate with any of us anymore.

2 hours later 4599720 darf
>>4599713 i will say one of the things i find most attractive about the pones is that they look so soft and smooth, which goes into ideals of 'cuteness' and 'symmetry' all the porn i've been enjoying lately has really soft looking girls as well soft is good

2 hours later 4599722 Anonymous
>>4599709 >She shits all over you. >It sticks to you, the smell makes you gag.

2 hours later 4599725 Anonymous
>>4599689 So you mean it's an asexual show made for asexuals? Neat.

2 hours later 4599728 Anonymous
>>4599709 I hate you for making me want to fuck stylized farm animals that aren't horses.

2 hours later 4599730 Anonymous
>>4599719 No, they don't want to associate with "us" because we're on 4chan and they can easily get a much larger brony audience on a number of other more prominent websites.

2 hours later 4599732 Anonymous
>>4599709 >you keep thrusting through her climax until she can speak again >words interspersed with moos she begs you to milk her, to empty her aching udders as you rut her >she brings her hands up to her breasts and begins squeezing her nipples, rich cream pouring through her fingers

2 hours later 4599734 Anonymous
>>4599719 >implying it wasn't inevitable when true "worksafe" sites came about 4chan itself is considered tainted, it wouldn't matter if we were the most chaste collection. ANY competition beats us

2 hours later 4599735 Anonymous
>>4599719 What if some people on the show are into this as well ?

2 hours later 4599737 Anonymous
>>4599719 Really? Because I thought the bronies dished out more cash and praise than us.

2 hours later 4599738 Anonymous
>>4599718 Are you still 69ing her or is she breeding you with her thick marecock?

2 hours later 4599739 Anonymous
>you will never engage in intercourse of the posterior with Applejack

2 hours later 4599743 Anonymous
>>4599735 I honestly wouldn't be surprised if some of the writers were.

2 hours later 4599745 Anonymous (1347391931313.jpg 467x453 34kB)
>>4599739

2 hours later 4599746 Anonymous
>>4599732 HORSES PIGS COWS JUST CALL ME FARMER BROWN, GOD DAMMIT, BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK THEM ALL. As long as they're streamlined for cuteness and sexiness.

2 hours later 4599749 Anonymous
>>4599739 what is intercourse of the posterior?

2 hours later 4599751 Anonymous
>>4599738 Well, as long as I have a vagina and she has a cock I don't see why we can't fit together. It's only natural.

2 hours later 4599752 Anonymous (1347214662511.png 635x474 416kB)
I guarantee you, the animators of this show love ass as much as we do.

2 hours later 4599753 Anonymous (girls about anal.png 324x577 24kB)
>>4599618 >>4599644

2 hours later 4599755 Anonymous
>>4599743 Or the VAs.

2 hours later 4599757 Anonymous (4Chan.gif 300x266 2116kB)
>>4599730 You saying 4chan isn't a respectable website of gentlemen and class? You cannot be serious, this is a good clean Christian site for goodness sake.

2 hours later 4599758 Anonymous
>>4599743 Probably not as regulars by any means, but I can see them stopping by and just watching

2 hours later 4599759 Anonymous
>>4599749 insertion into the buttocks

2 hours later 4599761 Anonymous
>>4599749 Secret butt fun.

2 hours later 4599762 darf
>>4599743 i remember tozac hinting he might be a show writer a long time ago but i don't think anything ever came of that if i was even remotely talented enough to write for the show, i'd keep posting here

2 hours later 4599769 Anonymous (123432442.png 1106x748 875kB)


2 hours later 4599771 Anonymous
>>4599753 >my butt being in my vag

2 hours later 4599773 Anonymous
>>4599762 Tozac is Glitter Glue Seriously

2 hours later 4599777 Anonymous
>>4599762 You could probably do it, I mean it's not like their writing is anything mind blowing. I think the show is just the result of a lot of things coming together perfectly helped out a lot by the ponies' cute design.

2 hours later 4599778 Snarky Bastard
>>4599728 >pig girl Pinkie >cow girl Applejack >cat girl Rarity >dog girl Dash >bird girl Fluttershy >goat girl Twilight

2 hours later 4599781 Anonymous (1348212325677.gif 225x261 1045kB)
>This thread

2 hours later 4599783 Anonymous
>>4599773 If he really is then he should write more

2 hours later 4599784 Anonymous (pd16_by_slugdonta.png 1690x1585 959kB)


2 hours later 4599785 Anonymous
>>4599743 Anybody got that cap of those tumblr questions of the writer's episode ideas?

2 hours later 4599786 Anonymous
>>4599778 >goat girl Twilight unf

2 hours later 4599788 Anonymous
>>4599751 Is there a particular pone you'd like to have grinding into your winks and moaning your name? Or one you'd like to be? Would you stick to one futa mare if you could or have multiple thick ponyshafts pounding into you?

2 hours later 4599790 Anonymous
>>4599778 >Goat girl Twilight I do not agree

2 hours later 4599791 Anonymous
>>4599784 YES

2 hours later 4599792 Anonymous
>>4599784 Man I love that Tumblr

2 hours later 4599793 Anonymous
>>4599778 I want to draw this. So badly. But you guys would think I'm a furry. So I won't.

2 hours later 4599794 Anonymous
>>4599790 ewe can't be serious

2 hours later 4599795 Anonymous
...banana

2 hours later 4599796 Anonymous
>>4599771 >Doesn't know women have butt vages. You know NOTHING about women.

2 hours later 4599797 Anonymous
>>4599695 >"I l-love it when you touch my bubbles~" >she clenches her rear-muscles as you give her derriere another squeeze, her muscles clamping down on your length from all angles >"You can-eee! T-Touch them all you want!" >her tail curls around your waist as she peeks over at you with half-lidded, lopsided eyes >"Y-You can do whatever you like to them~"

2 hours later 4599798 darf
>>4599777 yeah, but all i can write well is sex >>4599773 i find that really hard to believe glitter's writing is, without sucking his dick too much, really good. he's funny, has perfect 'unf' factor, and something about his stories just... has a punch to it. but tozac was missing that in most of his writing, and where he made up for it, his writing fell into more professional sounding stuff that strayed from the show and took it more seriously than gg ever could. cool theory though. curious to see if there's any conflating the two at all. >>4599784 i'm so happy i inspired this it's been pretty fantastic so far

2 hours later 4599799 Anonymous
>>4599788 Well, I do like Pinkie... And I think I'd just be myself. As a pretty mare.

2 hours later 4599801 Anonymous
>>4599778 >goat girl >not rarity

2 hours later 4599803 Anonymous
>>4599784 Looks like someone has been a bad pony.

2 hours later 4599805 Anonymous
>>4599784 Slave Rainbow Dash guy? Damn he draws good.

2 hours later 4599806 Anonymous
>>4599793 We already think you are a furry.

2 hours later 4599808 Anonymous (caramel riding a huge cock.png 1000x1000 390kB)
>>4598740 I hope you don't mind I took a few artistic liberties~

2 hours later 4599809 Anonymous
>>4599798 Easy, just replace all the sexual words in your writing with food items.

2 hours later 4599810 Anonymous (1344816565188.png 500x500 158kB)
>>4599793 >furry

2 hours later 4599812 Anonymous
>>4599808 Haha 100/100

2 hours later 4599813 Anonymous
>>4599808 You got the cock scale perfectly done.

2 hours later 4599818 Anonymous
>>4599797 Oh fuck, didn't realize we had a sexy Derpy going on. Time to open three pages worth of spoilers!

2 hours later 4599820 darf
>>4599809 oh god i want to do this as an experiment in horrifying myself

2 hours later 4599826 Anonymous
>>4599808 Hahahahaha Good one. fukkin saved

2 hours later 4599829 Anonymous (1307720266916.gif 422x238 857kB)
>>4599784 >Not horse vag

2 hours later 4599833 Anonymous
>>4599820 You should do it next time you write something sexy for the general. Just to fuck with em.

2 hours later 4599836 Anonymous
>>4599820 Hey I've got a good start on that request with Lyra. Due to the nature of it I think it might be longer than my typical 3500 word fic. Just so you know. How's you going?

2 hours later 4599839 Anonymous
>>4599829 Human Genitals on female ponies is my favorite anyways.

2 hours later 4599840 Anonymous
>>4599806 >>4599810 Alright. I'll do it. At some point. I've got other drawings lined up for a while, though.

2 hours later 4599844 darf
>>4599829 dude that vag is sexy as fuck and i am not a man who appreciates vaginas don't even front

2 hours later 4599845 Anonymous
>>4599793 SB, pls pls

2 hours later 4599846 Anonymous
Did we ever get futa RR x futa Rosemary?

2 hours later 4599847 Snarky Bastard (sin cara angry.png 720x540 347kB)
>>4599793 hey. faggot. do it. or else.

2 hours later 4599849 Anonymous (1345570074832.png 750x550 121kB)
>you will never be spit roasted by your students

2 hours later 4599850 Anonymous (snails.jpg 178x249 11kB)
>>4599798 >ctrl +f "snails.jpg" http://arch.413chan.net/co33479975.html http://arch.413chan.net/co28642956.html

2 hours later 4599852 darf
>>4599836 could be much better i'm really happy you've started on it though i'll make a good push when the weekend comes up and try to get stuff done

2 hours later 4599854 Anonymous
>>4599797 All I want and anything I want ? Then how does letting me massage and rub this beautiful bubble butt of yours to my heart's content everyday sound ?

2 hours later 4599855 Anonymous
>>4599849 >"That's a good teacher"

2 hours later 4599856 Anonymous
>>4599849 >you will never levitate will being fellated by your teacher

2 hours later 4599857 Anonymous
>>4599850 I never noticed how cool this guy looked. http://arch.413chan.net/WHO_AM_I-%28n1327182939923%29.png

2 hours later 4599858 Anonymous (905435 - Cheerilee Friendship_is_magic My_Little_Pony.png 800x800 228kB)
>>4599849 That's why I have my horsey

2 hours later 4599863 Anonymous
>>4599845 >Expecting SB quality. Fuck it, forget it, no. You had your chance and you blew it.

2 hours later 4599864 Anonymous (1348029408882.jpg 245x229 25kB)
>>4599808 Magnificent

2 hours later 4599868 Anonymous
>>4599856 Fellatation?

2 hours later 4599872 Snarky Bastard
>>4599849 >the idiots >not Rumble and Thunderlane >not wanting her to compliment Thunderlane on how big and strong he's grown since she taught him >not wanting her to say that being fantastic lovers must run in their family

2 hours later 4599876 darf
>>4599850 i thought i remembered tozac's writing being stronger than that that was pretty groan worthy

2 hours later 4599881 Anonymous
>>4599872 That gives me an idea Thunderlane teaching his younger brother the ropes first hand on Scootaloo

2 hours later 4599887 Anonymous
>>4598180 >Alicorn OC in the OP image oh great, it's one of THOSE kinds of threads. :/

2 hours later 4599888 Anonymous
>>4599858 She names her dildos? That's dildos.

2 hours later 4599889 darf
>>4599881 that's pretty hot dunno that thunderlane being a pedo works though and scootaloo with someone older (other than RD) seems weird to me

2 hours later 4599895 Anonymous
>>4599881 >Scootaloo >not Applebloom

2 hours later 4599902 Anonymous (1348027271189.png 673x604 417kB)
>>4599887

2 hours later 4599903 Anonymous (1337041639340.gif 400x380 939kB)
>>4599895 Why not both?

2 hours later 4599907 Anonymous
>>4599858 Since when did Skoon change names?

2 hours later 4599908 Anonymous
>>4599895 Spikes got that ass.

2 hours later 4599910 Anonymous
>>4599889 But Scootaloo is so mature for her age...

2 hours later 4599911 Anonymous
>>4599854 >"Okay! That sounds like f-fun!" >she giggles, only to be cut off midway through by a loud, shrill cry of pleasure >"O-Ohhh...I-I'm g-getting all t-tingly again...!" >her body shudders under you as she rubs her cheek against the bedsheets >"I c-can't hold it in...! I'm g-gonna POP!"

2 hours later 4599912 Anonymous (1348165429209.jpg 799x971 126kB)


2 hours later 4599913 Anonymous
>>4599908 It's not like he has a camera on her butt!

2 hours later 4599917 Anonymous (wingboner.png 203x227 23kB)
>>4599872 Damnit snarky these ideas of yours are too good. You oughta write that one out. >>4599881 >>4599889 Or you. I can't write all these things esp. since I finished that one with him and Cheerilee

2 hours later 4599919 darf
>>4599908 but what about twilight

2 hours later 4599921 Anonymous (corwin brave little toaster porn drawn for rose.png 350x400 39kB)
>>4599829 i think its a pretty decent style for mlp porn. nothing beats a realistic horse vagina for me though. what i hate the most is how almost everyone draws an awful horsecock, its like they arnt even trying. they draw a tube and they make the preputial ring look like an actual ring that can slide up and down. it is rare to see someone actually try to get the head of the dick to even look halfway correct.

2 hours later 4599922 Anonymous (1335759092217.png 300x748 31kB)
>>4599912 YOUR TRICKERY WILL NOT WORK HERE, HERETIC! REVEAL YOURSELF!

2 hours later 4599923 Snarky Bastard
>>4599917 i should. but i'm too lazy.

2 hours later 4599928 Anonymous (Fredzilla.png 632x478 466kB)
>>4599912

2 hours later 4599932 Anonymous
>>4599921 I like how skipsy does them

2 hours later 4599933 Anonymous (1324148439870.jpg 421x292 116kB)
>>4599922

2 hours later 4599934 Anonymous
>>4599911 I believe I'm about to 'pop' as well

2 hours later 4599936 Corwin
>>4599921 I'LL BET YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL FUCKING FUNNY. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, ROSE.

2 hours later 4599939 Anonymous
>>4599922 What the hell is your problem? Don't you recognise a Red Scorpions marine? They're forgeworld's favourites.

2 hours later 4599944 Snarky Bastard (daemonette singles dot 47 rarity.jpg 791x1011 87kB)
>>4599922 oh, you always knew us best, anon. we just can't hide anything from you. not that we want to.

2 hours later 4599945 Juice
>>4599922 >>4599912 why do i keep seeing these robots around 4chan

2 hours later 4599949 Anonymous
>>4599945 Because you weren't there to save her

2 hours later 4599951 Anonymous (1341886394549.jpg 741x1000 249kB)
>>4599939

2 hours later 4599952 Anonymous
>>4599939 AN ANGRY MARINE KILLS THEM ALL, AND LETS THE EMPEROR SORT THE FUCKSOCKS OUT.

2 hours later 4599953 Anonymous (Scootateen.jpg 600x535 47kB)
>>4599923 Get unlazy baby Get out of that greentext one more time man. I know that's not all you can do.

2 hours later 4599957 Anonymous (eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiggghhhteeeeeeeeeeeen.png 594x481 36kB)
>>4599919 Twilight fucks all the stallions in town with her mutated magic monkey cock. She has no time for dragon runts.

2 hours later 4599960 Anonymous (1335929818722.gif 400x386 406kB)
>>4599945 You best be joking.

2 hours later 4599966 Juice
>>4599960 is that m.bison why does he have a gun

2 hours later 4599972 Anonymous (1277523830441.jpg 900x1026 174kB)
>>4599952 >ANGRY MARENS WE SO ANGREH XD Old meme is old and boring. Besides I love the Red Scorpions art. It's one of the better examples of how to draw marines without retarded Adrian Smith style anatomy.

2 hours later 4599973 Anonymous
>>4599960 Ciaphas Cain is the hero the Imperium deserves.

2 hours later 4599980 Anonymous (1342583988638.jpg 931x1328 1456kB)
>>4599972

2 hours later 4599985 Anonymous
>>4599980 Yeah... that shit.

2 hours later 4599986 Juice
>>4599972 looks like halo and bender had a baby and that baby grew up and made it into gryffindor

2 hours later 4599988 Anonymous (1335758562514.png 560x640 224kB)
>>4599972 >old and boring Hey man, it isn't le monkey face or arrow to the knee. Yet.

2 hours later 4599994 Anonymous
>>4599986 That is fucking brilliant.

2 hours later 4599996 Anonymous
>suddenly stupid videogame shit again

2 hours later 4599997 Anonymous
What the fuck is "Rarity's Generous Plan" and why do people hate it so much?

2 hours later 4599998 Anonymous
>>4599921 Every time I draw a dick I try to improve upon the last attempt. They're not perfect by any means but they're getting better. I think the one I'm drawing now will be my best yet.

2 hours later 4600000 Anonymous (A Show for girls.png 1012x761 983kB)
>>4599966 Because

2 hours later 4600002 Anonymous
>>4599972 >Old memes. >'I'M THE NEW PRINCESS!"

2 hours later 4600003 Anonymous
>>4599986 >comparing Space Marines to halo I hate the halo armour, it's the most popular example of 'generic bumpy sci-fi armour'. Space Marine armour at least looks iconic.

2 hours later 4600004 Anonymous
>>4599997 did that nigga ever finish that shit

2 hours later 4600008 Juice
>>4599997 it was a really bad fanfic about rarity taking her friends on a bus to fucktown or something

2 hours later 4600010 Anonymous
>>4599997 People hate quality because they are mad jelly.

2 hours later 4600014 Anonymous (1284425644974.jpg 434x389 28kB)
>>4600003 >Halo armor >generic Let me guess, you hate Halo because of its community, too.

2 hours later 4600017 Anonymous
it's really weird how /g/ is perfectly okay with ponies

2 hours later 4600018 Anonymous
Did the thread die or something? Why the fuck is Halo here?

2 hours later 4600019 Anonymous
>>4600002 >Discord was a pretty fun guy all things considered.

2 hours later 4600021 Anonymous
>>4599798 >glitter's writing is, without sucking his dick too much, really good. he's funny, has perfect 'unf' factor, and something about his stories just... has a punch to it. What the fuck stories are you talking about?

2 hours later 4600022 Anonymous
>>4600017 /g/ is one of the chillest boards.

2 hours later 4600023 Small Waves (1345063989578.jpg 835x693 86kB)
>>4599997 Rarity gives her friends the dick.

2 hours later 4600024 Anonymous
>>4600003 I honestly think the Space marine armor is silly.

2 hours later 4600025 Anonymous
>>4600017 They're bronies bro.

2 hours later 4600026 Anonymous (AJ Cute Vector.png 900x1338 189kB)
>>4600018 Would you rather talk about apples?

2 hours later 4600027 Anonymous
>>4600014 Not really, I don't care about its community.

2 hours later 4600029 Anonymous
>>4600022 I dunno about that, they get pretty heated over products

2 hours later 4600031 Anonymous
>>4600017 I liked it when that one /g/ anon got his first pony attraction to Chrysalis.

2 hours later 4600033 Anonymous
Would you rather the bloatiest fartpone or the fartiest bloatpone?

2 hours later 4600034 Anonymous
>>4600003 >Space Marine armour at least looks iconic. only to people who played it or save the fan art bronies say the g4 pony look is iconic, too

2 hours later 4600036 Anonymous
>>4600026 Yes. Fuji apples are the best.

2 hours later 4600040 darf
>>4600021 just the stuff he does in his comics >>4600004 yeah but not much else the ending was kind of meh too

2 hours later 4600041 Anonymous (1334904882075.png 322x286 128kB)
>>4600018 You're right, let's talk about other space shit.

2 hours later 4600044 Anonymous
Would you a pone if her body was covered in oozing cysts?

2 hours later 4600047 Anonymous
>>4600036 Golden>Green>Red Baked with cinnamon is pretty top tier way to eat em, too

2 hours later 4600048 Anonymous
>>4599934 >"Th-Then let's pop together!" >her tail tightens its hold around your waist as she slams her ass back against you, the sound of your vigorous rutting and her throes of pleasure filling the room >"Almost..." >"Almost...!" >"Almost-!" >she arches her back, throwing her head back as she lets out a shriek of pure carnal bliss >her muscles clamp down on your shaft, holding it firmly inside of her with a vicelike grip >this last act pushes you over the edge, waves of pleasure crashing through your mind as you lose all sense of time, location, everything >all that exists is you >and her >and the indescribable ecstasy that you are both sharing >"Aaaaagh....nnnghhaaaaaaa...aaaahh...aaauuuugh...." >her voice comes out in choked gasps as she rests her cheek against the sheets, struggling to catch her breath >after what feels like an eternity, her deathgrip on your shaft begins to slacken, allowing you to slip out of her >a single strand of your seed seeps from her entrance, dribbling down her leg and collecting on the sheets beneath her >"Aaaah...hhhh...A-Anon...Anon..."

2 hours later 4600052 Anonymous (tumblr_maolvhAuvI1r598fso1_500.jpg 500x310 38kB)
>>4599921 MLPG who are your top 3 and bottom 3 pony dick artists?

2 hours later 4600054 Anonymous
>>4600040 So what the fuck stories has he written that "have the perfect 'unf' factor"?

2 hours later 4600055 Anonymous
>>4600019 I could see Kharn the betrayer in Equestria. And having the time of his life. Much to the horror of the rest of his unit. But who wants to tell him to stop? So they play along. In fear.

2 hours later 4600056 Anonymous (Better shooter coming through.png 256x316 186kB)
Halo is an overrated shooter. There will never be a sequel to this.

2 hours later 4600062 Anonymous
>>4600056 >that fucking feel I'm still a massive Halofag though.

2 hours later 4600064 Anonymous (Fluttershy Dash Sleeping.png 945x945 291kB)
Goodnight friends

2 hours later 4600065 Anonymous
>>4600047 You still agree Fuji is God Tier though? No one cares about Pink Lady.

2 hours later 4600066 Anonymous
>>4599997 Rarity has a breakdown and creates scenarios in which the Mane 6 get raped. It's a favorite of mine

2 hours later 4600067 Anonymous
>>4600056 I like the Covenenant design, culture and history in Halo. Everything else about the game can fuck itself.

2 hours later 4600070 Anonymous
>>4600065 Yeah, not that I can name too many apples specifically offhand, but Fuji's are quite tasty.

2 hours later 4600071 Anonymous
Important question, is MLPG usually horny during the morning?

2 hours later 4600073 Anonymous
>>4600071 like the thread attitude or us as individuals?

2 hours later 4600076 Snarky Bastard
>>4600071 yes. always. welcome to the planet, motherfucker.

2 hours later 4600081 Anonymous
>>4600065 I like pears.

2 hours later 4600082 Anonymous
>>4600067 It's a fun game, but I don't get why his name is fucking Master Chief.

2 hours later 4600084 Anonymous
>>4600073 Well both since they're correlated.

2 hours later 4600085 Anonymous
>>4600071 We're horny from dusk till dawn.

2 hours later 4600086 Anonymous
>>4600056 I used to love the series to death. Then Halo 3 happened

2 hours later 4600087 Anonymous (BerryDrunkShrug.png 945x945 139kB)
>>4600082 Dude loves to cook.

2 hours later 4600088 Anonymous
>>4600071 >implying MLPG is ever not

2 hours later 4600093 Anonymous
>>4600048 W-What ...

2 hours later 4600095 Anonymous
>>4600054 everything of his that i read aiming that direction pretty much does it for me i mean, the femsnails camping trip one was pretty great, in my opinion

2 hours later 4600096 Corwin (Flapper Applejack.png 650x700 59kB)
Okay, here's AJ as a flapper. I suppose she couldn't think of a costume and Rarity insisted on making her something. No more for tonight. I'm going to continue lurking and posting anonymously until after the sun comes up.

2 hours later 4600100 Anonymous
>>4600082 It was a cruel joke played on him by his peers, they called him that and what was once ironic became a name that stuck with him.

2 hours later 4600107 Anonymous
>>4600082 Because it makes fratboys feel cooler by giving them a sense of superiority. Look at the Space Marine game, where you played a Captain who........ pretty much abandoned the rest of his company to run around with a sergeant and a rookie and only communicating with a Guard officer. Did you Need to be a Captain? No... But being a sergeant wouldn't have made the average FPS player's dick hard enough.

2 hours later 4600109 Anonymous
>>4600066 Mine too. What's your favorite chapter?

2 hours later 4600111 Anonymous (flapper scoot.png 300x300 39kB)
>>4600096 Don't you dare steal my ideas, you thief. I will hunt you down and make you wish you were not alive. I'm kidding, it looks good! I like what you did with the hair

2 hours later 4600112 Anonymous
>>4600082 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_chief_petty_officer

2 hours later 4600114 Anonymous
>>4600109 Applejack

2 hours later 4600116 Anonymous
>>4600095 That's not writing. That's taking a simplistic drawing and adding enough suggestive detail like her fidgets to make a story develop in your mind. It's the greenfic of comics.

2 hours later 4600117 Anonymous
>>4600096 Nice I like this one a lot

2 hours later 4600119 Anonymous
>>4600095 >liking Femsnails >two thousand and twelve

2 hours later 4600120 Anonymous
>>4600048 If you guys are able (not saying "I want you to") to throw impregnation into this I will love you forever.

2 hours later 4600122 Anonymous
Every breed of apple has its appeals except Red Delicious All other apples are bred for a particular taste and/or texture, so even if you don't care for them they justify their existence, but Reds are only bred to be bright and shiny so you'll buy them. They barely taste like anything.

2 hours later 4600124 Anonymous
>>4600109 Fluttershy

2 hours later 4600126 Anonymous
>>4600112 No I understand that it's a rank, but in the game I'm pretty sure it's his actual name.

2 hours later 4600129 Anonymous
>>4600114 My nigga. I still hope he'll redo Dash's chapter and the epilogue one day, since he admitted he rushed them.

2 hours later 4600130 Corwin (Underps Charleston.jpg 900x675 67kB)
>>4600111 Art-Anon's done it too.

2 hours later 4600133 LK
>>4600126 It's John.

2 hours later 4600137 Anonymous
No, I'm pretty sure it's a pretty high-tier way to do comics. At least strips. The more you can imply with less, the better.

2 hours later 4600138 Anonymous
>>4600133 Oh, well, never mind then. it did feel that way though. I only played the first 3, did they say that in another one?

2 hours later 4600139 Anonymous
>>4600133 Master Chief Petty Officer John-117

2 hours later 4600142 Anonymous
>>4600130 Another person to track down. I know, I was kidding. There needs to be more 30s ponies

2 hours later 4600147 Anonymous
>>4600142 1920s DYEWTH?

2 hours later 4600154 Anonymous
>>4598660 Probably up to the higher reaches of the atmosphere where breathing trouble is expected yeh I doubt she'd die but probably be very very cold I so

2 hours later 4600157 LK
>>4600138 Pretty sure Cortana said his name in the intro of Halo 3, though it's been a while.

2 hours later 4600160 Snarky Bastard (1348210665249.jpg 640x423 52kB)
IT'S OKAY GUYS EVERYTHING'S FINE NOW that was sarcasm

2 hours later 4600164 Anonymous (1312949144368.png 1200x953 702kB)
>>4600142 Yes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge8qktLangw

2 hours later 4600167 Anonymous (123424355.gif 800x600 16kB)
>>4600124 I didn't think much of that chapter at first, but after rereading it I found it pretty good.

2 hours later 4600171 Anonymous
>>4600154 >She pulls a Tony Stark and tries to go as high as she can.

3 hours later 4600174 Anonymous
>>4600120 seconding

3 hours later 4600178 Anonymous
>>4600147 [VTVG}

3 hours later 4600179 Anonymous (241242344.jpg 950x726 289kB)


3 hours later 4600184 Anonymous
>>4600171 Frozen feathers are no joke

3 hours later 4600192 Anonymous
>>4600179 I FUCKING HATE THESE KIND OF FACES

3 hours later 4600200 Anonymous
>>4600192 It's simple... kill the cartoon lion

3 hours later 4600201 Anonymous
>>4600184 Well no shit. She almost died. The doctor kicked her out of the hospital after an overnight. Full body cast.

3 hours later 4600206 Anonymous
You and a pone of your choice are given a pair of potions. If you drink them and look into each other's eyes, you will slowly transform into their ideal sexual partner, drawing on every one of their most debauched fantasies. Then, once you've finished changing the same will happen to them before your very eyes. You will be satisfied with your new body no matter what it is as will the pony. Do you drink? What happens?

3 hours later 4600209 Anonymous (1348168669887.png 386x414 185kB)
goodnight mlpg, i hate you all.

3 hours later 4600210 Anonymous (BoredLuna.gif 420x360 326kB)
>>4600179 First we had Yoshi. Now we have Barnie.

3 hours later 4600211 Anonymous (vlcsnap-2012-09-01-21h11m30s56.png 1280x720 556kB)
>>4600201 They only do that for Lazy-itis

3 hours later 4600219 Anonymous
>>4600093 >her rear sways from side to side, before finally toppling over as she collapses onto her side, her sizeable rear rebounding ever so slightly against the springy surface of the bed >her hooves grope across the sheets as she crawls her way towards you >pushing up with her forehooves, she lifts her upper body and presses her lips against yours >it's a simple kiss - no tongue, no force. just a gentle pressure as her tender lips brush against yours >after a long moment, she parts her lips from yours, and allows her eyes to flutter open >her normally skewed eyes are pointed directly at you, gazing into your eyes >"You really are...the pony I love the most...<3"

3 hours later 4600223 Anonymous
>>4600211 No, the free healthcare in Equestia leaves the medical staff very lazy when it comes to patient care. Get your ass stable, and kick you to the curb. They defend books with more enthusiasm than caring for patients.

3 hours later 4600226 Anonymous (blue horse swallows.png 573x302 198kB)
Which pony has the most tasty semen /co/?

3 hours later 4600228 Anonymous
>>4600206 >Pinkie Well, I'm not fully aware of my most debauched fantasies. I described last night how she'd chub up a bit and her butt would become huge and bouncy. Vagina & anus swell up and become much more sensitive. Maybe her anus gets as sensitive as her vagina. Also her face gets like super cute. Chubby cheeks and freckles and big eyes and maybe little buck teeth. I don't even give a fuck. I can't really think of anything else. I'm frankly terrified of what would happen to me, but I trust her.

3 hours later 4600230 Anonymous
>>4600209 He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say We'll miss him We're gonna miss him

3 hours later 4600231 Snarky Bastard (mlp rarity app.jpg 885x921 52kB)
>>4600206 well, brother, i'll tell you. i turn into an extremely built stallion with a big cock who takes orders and likes being dominated in various ways. basically, a submissive horse version of Fabio, without the stupid Guinea accent.

3 hours later 4600233 Anonymous
>>4600206 >Fluttershy She grows a dick and loses had gag reflex That's pretty much all I'd want

3 hours later 4600240 Anonymous
>>4600219 That was beautiful

3 hours later 4600241 Anonymous
>>4600219 YOU USED THAT BEFORE, DAMMIT.

3 hours later 4600242 Anonymous
>>4600228 i'm pretty much on board with this guy maybe not the swelled vag though but yeah, big pudgy pinkie no idea what'd change about me can only guess about ponkie's sexual preferences i'd probably get a bigger dick, at lest

3 hours later 4600243 Anonymous
>>4600231 >Accent. >Implying you are not going to be a mute.

3 hours later 4600244 Anonymous (134454564564662432424455.png 839x208 73kB)


3 hours later 4600245 Anonymous
>>4600226 pinkie pie, pretty sure it's canon

3 hours later 4600246 Anonymous (vlcsnap-2012-09-01-21h12m25s82.png 1280x720 584kB)
>>4600223 What an awful country

3 hours later 4600248 Anonymous (rape shirt.jpg 604x453 30kB)
do you think this mlpg shirt is subtle enough?

3 hours later 4600252 Anonymous
>>4600246 Well, books are expensive.

3 hours later 4600254 Snarky Bastard
>>4600243 >implying she won't want me to tell her how beautiful she is

3 hours later 4600255 Anonymous
>>4600242 Well, not too swollen. Realistic still. But puffy and soft lips. You can't tell me that wouldn't be cool.

3 hours later 4600259 Anonymous
>>4600252 fucking twilight jewing all the bookx

3 hours later 4600260 Anonymous
>>4600167 There's a guy on fim-fiction who writes an MST3k-style "riff" series where he makes fun of bad fanfiction. While sealed inside a vault full of guns. With the main cast. Who are all friends with him. He recently did RGP. The Pinkie chapter made him incredibly mad.

3 hours later 4600261 Anonymous
>>4600254 >Implying you are allowed to speak to your mistress.

3 hours later 4600262 Anonymous (1338623497763.jpg 2400x1800 1091kB)
>>4600226 Rarity

3 hours later 4600263 Anonymous
>>4600241 she's reaffirming it

3 hours later 4600266 Anonymous
>>4600260 link ?

3 hours later 4600267 Anonymous
>>4600240 i'm glad you liked it i've never done that before...

3 hours later 4600269 Anonymous
>>4600255 vaginas are gross but in the moment, i'd probably think it was cool >>4600261 unf

3 hours later 4600270 Anonymous
>>4600248 You should wear it to a rape awareness convention or something.

3 hours later 4600278 Anonymous (the books were worth it.png 1280x720 644kB)
>>4600259 >>4600252 Twilights got her priorotys mixed up

3 hours later 4600279 Anonymous
>>4600269 Well, okay. I like vaginas, personally. At least certain kinds.

3 hours later 4600286 Anonymous
>>4600267 If I end up having a Derpy dream, I'll know who to thank

3 hours later 4600288 Anonymous
>MLPG >liking vaginas What the fuck am I reading

3 hours later 4600290 Anonymous (1346336288547.gif 500x386 339kB)
>>4600262 >>4600226 >>4600245 I would be content with eating horse semen all day long.

3 hours later 4600291 Anonymous
>>4600266 http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Fallen+Prime My favorite part is that in his "riff" decrying rape and rape stories, in the first part with Fluttershy, the "real" Fluttershy (who is friends with him in his big vault of guns and is reading it along with him) breaks down and cries. In trying to encourage her to continue reading about herself being raped, he unironically uses the phrase "whether you like it or not".

3 hours later 4600292 Anonymous (TwilightRapedThatPoorBookThatNight.jpg 612x452 96kB)
>>4600278 She does things to those books. Probably don't want to check them out of her library.

3 hours later 4600293 Anonymous
>>4600288 It's just one anon. And he's probably crazy.

3 hours later 4600295 Anonymous (pencil foot.jpg 453x578 34kB)
>>4600269 >vaginas are gross

3 hours later 4600303 Anonymous
>>4600295 i don't see how that picture is even remotely related there's a reason all of my stories have anal in them

3 hours later 4600304 Anonymous
>>4600295 >Not kicking a nail under your toe nail.

3 hours later 4600307 Anonymous
>>4600295 FUCK OH GOD Fuck that!

3 hours later 4600311 Snarky Bastard
>>4600292 >she rubs the spines against her cunt

3 hours later 4600312 Anonymous
>>4600303 What is it that you don't like, if you don't mind me asking? The sloppiness?

3 hours later 4600321 Anonymous (Bonar.gif 200x200 308kB)
>>4600303 >there's a reason all of my stories have anal in them my african american

3 hours later 4600322 Anonymous
>>4600311 >she bought the entire encyclopedia britannica set just for this purpose

3 hours later 4600323 Anonymous (Mordecai.png 361x233 9kB)


3 hours later 4600326 Anonymous
>>4600295 I want to know how you have a situation where something like this happens as the end result.

3 hours later 4600327 Anonymous
>>4600312 i dunno. just the physicality of them is unappealing. i hate when girls in porn spread their legs and show their vag, the lips and the hole and everything else about it is just... eurgh to that end though, i hate when girls do the same thing with their butts i prefer the 'hole' part of sex to remain obfuscated until actual penetration that said, butts can be well defined without zooming in on some girl's asshole. vag almost always reminds me of a predator face

3 hours later 4600330 Anonymous
>>4600323 >tfw you feel it.

3 hours later 4600332 Anonymous (derpy sexytimes.png 2300x2310 565kB)
>>4600219 Say "cheese."

3 hours later 4600334 Anonymous
>>4600327 So you wouldn't want to go down on a girl?

3 hours later 4600335 Anonymous
>>4600330 I miss playing as mordecai Zer0's quotes aren't just that good

3 hours later 4600337 Anonymous
>>4600312 >after foreplay >it's like I'm fucking nothing at all!

3 hours later 4600341 Anonymous
>>4600323 >Expected Zero to be like Mordecai. >Crushing disappointment.

3 hours later 4600348 Anonymous
>>4600206 I'd feel a warm tingling in my body as my muscles slowly bulked up. My belly would be replaced by rock-hard abs and my biceps would bulge. I'd become a paragon of humanity and utterly masculine, my body fit beyond belief. Then slowly my hands would grow larger, nearly half again as big as before. I'd feel them grow more agile as my fingers lengthened and became sensitive. The tingle would turn to warmth as I grew sweaty, my underarms and groin moist as I smelled my own overpowering musk. The warmth would pool in my groin as I felt my testicles surge larger with every beat of my heart, my scrotum hanging lower and lower until it reached my knees. With a gasp my cock would twitch, still limp but growing harder by the second. Every throb and jump would send it swelling longer and thicker, my foreskin quickly engulfing my glans despite my growing erection. I'd be able to feel the rhythmic pulsing in my stomach muscles as my body changed and my member grew to over a foot. The clenching would get more and more forceful as I grew, my glans nearly twice as thick as my shaft yet still draped by foreskin. The sensation would soon overpower me and I'd roar out, a thick rope of cum gushing forward to splatter all over Lyra's astonished face.

3 hours later 4600350 Anonymous
>>4600335 >tfw that segment where Mordecai is sniping enemies from the tower and occasionally says one of his old quotes Not bad, not bad.

3 hours later 4600354 Anonymous
>>4600334 no way man, i love going down on girls i mean, everything is different when you're with someone in person i just don't want to stare at pictures of girls spreading their legs if a girl had sent me a picture of her vag when we were dating i would have smiled but requested one of her tits or ass instead next time

3 hours later 4600355 Anonymous
>>4600327 >i prefer the 'hole' part of sex to remain obfuscated until actual penetration Are you me?

3 hours later 4600375 Anonymous
>>4600354 Well, I completely agree with that. I feel the same way. But talking real life here, I'd want mai Pinkie to have puffy vaginal lips.

3 hours later 4600384 Snarky Bastard
>>4600327 i don't like when they spread their legs and pull the lips apart, but i absolutely love it when their legs are together but lifted up and you see their cunt. it's so damn cute.

3 hours later 4600387 Anonymous
tfw ded

3 hours later 4600398 Anonymous
>>4600384 oh yeah, that's not bad at all >>4600355 nothing sexy about an orifice, man. sexuality is permanently abstracted - which i imagine is less so when fetishes aren't as much a part of your mindset. getting aroused by ideas means getting less aroused by buttholes

3 hours later 4600408 Anonymous
>>4600398 You ARE me!

3 hours later 4600415 Anonymous (1348216685204[1].jpg 1110x220 23kB)
Does duck duck go even work? I'm all for a freetard alternative to Google, but it doesn't seem to work, and has a stupid name/logo.

3 hours later 4600417 Anonymous
>>4600384 I like it when you can't actually see the penetration but you know that it's there you know that the girl is filled up to the brim with dick

3 hours later 4600418 Anonymous
>>4600408 cool lets make out

3 hours later 4600419 Anonymous
Well, since we're on the subject... Has anyone else always imagined human Lyra to have chubby vaginal lips and all of her pubes completely shaved off?

3 hours later 4600421 Anonymous
>>4600415 DDG is shit. Try https://startpage.com/

3 hours later 4600424 Anonymous (1342373161739.png 1012x900 129kB)
>>4600332

3 hours later 4600426 Anonymous
>>4600417 unf >>4600419 i don't normally think about vaginal structure but i suppose that could work actually, on your second point, what's the hair situation with each of the mane six? pinkie probably doesn't even trim that shit

3 hours later 4600429 Anonymous
Would you marry a Derpy?

3 hours later 4600435 Anonymous
>>4600415 At least they're keeping 4chan alive.

3 hours later 4600455 Anonymous (1347982393501[1].jpg 3864x2575 2388kB)
>4chan pass thing is legit Explain this. Monetizing just posting seems very dumb. Surely there's a better way to make money off of an imageboard, right?

3 hours later 4600456 Snarky Bastard
>>4600417 alright. now about faces during penetration: ahegaos are always fun, but i like the more girlish faces. biting the lip, eyes scrunched up, fingers in the hair, et cet.

3 hours later 4600457 Anonymous
>>4600415 Its fucking shit. Just use Google or if you're paranoid that google is gonna come bust down your door use startpage

3 hours later 4600458 Anonymous
>>4600426 I don't know... Pinkie's a fun-loving party girl. She'd probably have a little strip or something. AJ's the one who never touches her bush and just lets it grow wild. Flutters probably doesn't shave either, being a hippie, but I imagine her having a reasonable amount of pubic hair naturally. It wouldn't be much of a problem to go down on her. Rarity goes full Brazillian, naturally. Twilight's a nerdy bookworm scholar, so I can't imagine her really caring. I don't know. She probably trims it up if she's got the kind of bush that's a bit out of control. As for Dash? Lightning bolt!

3 hours later 4600461 Anonymous
>>4600456 Also yes. Shame nobody ever draws it.

3 hours later 4600462 Anonymous
>>4600332 >That anthro image Could you maybe, possibly, i dunno. Replace it with a non-anthro? plz?

3 hours later 4600468 Anonymous
>>4600457 I'm paranoid that Google now knows all of my awful fetishes and what porn I look at.

3 hours later 4600472 Anonymous (SergeantSprinkles bronycon.jpg 800x597 106kB)
i also think vaginas are gross. we should start a vaginahaters club and have a meetup to discuss ponies and how disgusting vaginas are.

3 hours later 4600474 Anonymous (read.png 1442x560 233kB)
>>4600455

3 hours later 4600475 Anonymous
>>4600455 Yeah, make a great thing that seems "revolutionary" and get a huge fanbase of neckbeards.

3 hours later 4600477 Anonymous
>>4600456 this yes please though anythin where a girl is struggling not to come, or holding her pleasure back, lip bite, muffling her mouth... unf >>4600458 aj's businesslike, she'd shear that shit, trimmed at the very least. aree with dash, flutters, rarity and twilight. still not sure on pinkie. i just can't see her putting any kind of attention into that shit. i'm not saying she'd be gross, but she'd probably forget to shave every once in a while, legs or bush or otherwise i'm sure she could be convinced to keep it clean though

3 hours later 4600479 Anonymous
>>4600455 The thing is that Moot doesn't want to make money off of it, he just wants to run it. He's paid out of his own pocket for it. That's dedication to the site. Had someone with money on their mind been running it, it would have shut down the minute they saw that it was going to be a loss.

3 hours later 4600483 Anonymous
>>4600472 it's funny because implying bronies

3 hours later 4600484 Anonymous (Dash why are you looking at my left testicle you are not old enough to have sex.png 740x939 930kB)
>>4600472 Will we have a dresscode?

3 hours later 4600495 Anonymous
>>4600462 it'd take like 5 seconds to remove it yourself

3 hours later 4600497 Anonymous
>>4600472 >tfw seeing Sprinkles in person I don't know what I expected.

3 hours later 4600500 Anonymous
>>4600458 >AJ's the one who never touches her bush and just lets it grow wild. >that one GG pic

3 hours later 4600501 Anonymous (1188501482544[2].jpg 798x599 86kB)
>>4600472 >>4600484 >hating vaginas

3 hours later 4600502 Anonymous (1337032957274.png 383x389 57kB)
>>4600429 I would if she didn't already fall in love with another.

3 hours later 4600506 Anonymous
>>4600477 But AJ's a hillbilly! How many hillbillies take good care of their pubes? And I see your point with Pinkie, but I still don't think she'd let it grow wild or go natural. But she is flighty and whimsical and I can imagine her skipping days or getting stubbly because she doesn't think to shave. I wouldn't care...

3 hours later 4600515 Anonymous
>>4600501 Man I love vaginas but some of them are fucking ugly as hell

3 hours later 4600517 Anonymous
>>4600501 I love the fact that she's not smiling or making a sexy expression or anything. She's just perfectly neutral.

3 hours later 4600525 Snarky Bastard (mlp applejack working girl an.jpg 727x1000 312kB)
>>4600462 >not liking anthro too it's all good in this town baby

3 hours later 4600526 Anonymous
>>4600501 Absolutely disgusting I still consider myself straight, though

3 hours later 4600534 Anonymous (1346392566466.png 826x911 216kB)
>>4600525 Damn right.

3 hours later 4600537 Anonymous (1188500284947[1].jpg 1024x768 425kB)
>>4600515 >>4600501 >>4600526 >>4600517 This is one of the best pictures ever. Her expression is just so perfect and cute. I think she has a youtube channel, and I think I subscribed to it, but I'll be damned if I remember which one it is.

3 hours later 4600540 Anonymous
>>4600468 Disable web history and get over yourself. Google doesn't care about you, no one does. They just want aggregated data

3 hours later 4600543 Anonymous
>>4600525 There's some anthro I like, but most is just bleh.

3 hours later 4600545 Anonymous
>>4600456 My ex would just smile and wrap her arms around my shoulders, and her eyes would go wide every time I thrust into her, slowly melting into a very desperate open-mouthed expression begging for a kiss. So much better than anything porn has ever given me.

3 hours later 4600548 Anonymous
>>4600540 But the prosecutors might. Search histories have been used as evidence in trials. I find that highly disturbing.

3 hours later 4600549 Anonymous
>>4600537 >imagining this would Rose would be like if she ever took a pic of herself like this UNF

3 hours later 4600552 Anonymous
>>4600537 I am just fascinated by her expressions. She seems like she'd be cool.

3 hours later 4600553 Anonymous (filly fun.png 1920x1080 1302kB)
>>4600501 Maybe it's because I watched too much Alien, or because sea food make me sick. I don't the look of it attractive at all, not to mention the smell.

3 hours later 4600555 Snarky Bastard (dbg 303.jpg 500x667 88kB)
>>4600537

3 hours later 4600557 Anonymous
>>4600348 But that's wrong. Lyra would turn you into a strong, agile, and virile human male whose ideal sexual partner is a strong, agile, and virile human male.

3 hours later 4600558 Anonymous
>>4600537 A little too meat-curtainy for me. But not bad

3 hours later 4600561 Anonymous
>>4600548 AB pls pls

3 hours later 4600563 Anonymous
>>4600555 Snarky pls stop posting humans pls

3 hours later 4600569 Anonymous
>>4600555 SB we've been through this. Humans are cool and all but we're here for ponies

3 hours later 4600572 Anonymous
1. AB 2. Ross 3. Snarky when posting humans 4. Hitler

3 hours later 4600574 Anonymous (Sweetie Belle 64.gif 400x280 660kB)
not enough ponies

3 hours later 4600575 Snarky Bastard
>>4600563 >>4600569 i didn't start that fire, though. as you can see.

3 hours later 4600576 Anonymous
>>4599598 What is anatomy

3 hours later 4600580 Anonymous (for wholesome anons such as yourself.png 2300x2310 624kB)
>>4600462 Will this do?

3 hours later 4600581 Anonymous (inkydonkey.jpg 437x800 174kB)
>>4600558 are you saying you wouldnt have sex with rose if she had a meaty vagina?

3 hours later 4600582 Anonymous
>>4600555 I much prefer big outer lips when it comes to stuff like this. I like seeing the slit, the pubis mons, but like a bunch of anons already said, I don't like the hole and inner lips just spread and shown off. Plump and smooth is the way to go. That said, poses like this, where the girl is sitting, or what have you, and has her legs up like this to show off her pussy, that's like my favorite pose. What a perfect way to show it off.

3 hours later 4600584 Anonymous
>>4600580 Sure.

3 hours later 4600587 Anonymous
>>4600548 And your ISP keeps logs of every site you visit And moot keeps logs of your IP Unless you do something really fucking dumb no one is going to bother trying to find you

3 hours later 4600592 Anonymous (epic memes whenever you want.jpg 1257x1123 503kB)
>>4600572 ponebrone is #1 for me, i just know he is in here ironically shitposting all day.

3 hours later 4600602 Anonymous (1188501903186[1].jpg 1024x768 330kB)
>>4600558 >not loving Tomboychan's labia

3 hours later 4600608 Anonymous
could someone post glitterglue's breaking bad comic?

3 hours later 4600609 Anonymous (130462280247[1].jpg 574x651 73kB)
>>4600587 >And your ISP keeps logs of every site you visit For like a year I think. What's the rules for Canada? >And moot keeps logs of your IP I don't know for how long though.

3 hours later 4600611 Snarky Bastard
>>4600592 i'll bet you a gorillion fucking dollars one of those shows up on Big Bang Theory. the girl will get it for Sheldon as a birthday present or something, and he'll go "weep woop does not compute".

3 hours later 4600613 Anonymous (1347681082391[1].jpg 450x360 127kB)
>>4600608 >wanting to see a GG comic

3 hours later 4600614 Anonymous
>>4600602 >No holey labia >No clit claws Do you even lift?

3 hours later 4600617 Anonymous
>>4600602 She looks bored and to be honest not too appealing to me but it's cool if you like it. Now stop posting porn and talk about ponies

3 hours later 4600618 Anonymous (3DPD.jpg 503x328 80kB)
>>4600602 Please take your vanilla shit to >>>/s/

3 hours later 4600620 Anonymous (1344901717454.png 780x1000 522kB)
>>4600574 There's never enough

3 hours later 4600624 Anonymous
>>4600617 >Now stop posting human porn and talk about pony porn.

3 hours later 4600625 Anonymous
>>4600613 this must be one of those off-nights

3 hours later 4600635 Anonymous (1339419722896.gif 600x600 163kB)
>>4600624 I didn't say that. Talk about this pony What do you think her favorite things are? Other than books.

3 hours later 4600636 Anonymous
>tfw MLFG isn't keeping you occupied Maybe tonight I can get to sleep at a more reasonable hour.

3 hours later 4600644 Snarky Bastard
>>4600635 keeping a brutha down.

3 hours later 4600645 Anonymous
>>4600611 My mom and sister love that show. I've never sat down and watched it but they had it on when I was over at her house assembling a desk for her and it sounded like a bunch of people pretending to talk like they think nerds must sound.

3 hours later 4600646 Anonymous (1330542673676.png 411x359 227kB)
>>4600636 MARSHMALLOW PONY SEMEN PENIS IN UNDERAGE HORSE Are you entertained?

3 hours later 4600649 Anonymous
>>4600549 this is a feel i should not want vagina thread pls go

3 hours later 4600650 Anonymous
>>4600620 Is Snails his Silver Surfer?

3 hours later 4600653 Anonymous
>>4600645 It's painful too watch. Try-hard nerd posers ,yes they exist, hold Sheldon as the embodiment of what a cool nerd should be.

3 hours later 4600655 Anonymous
Is Renne quest still going?

3 hours later 4600657 Anonymous
>>4600646 You won't get me to reveal that I'm looking for a good vacuum-pumped marecunt slurping inches onto my cock and balls in casual sex-taboo free Equestria.

3 hours later 4600658 Anonymous (SilverSpooner.png 406x351 148kB)
>>4600650 More like his Silver Spooner

3 hours later 4600659 Glitter Glue (bakingbad.gif 800x1200 91kB)
>>4600608

3 hours later 4600660 Anonymous (1346359699819.gif 600x600 193kB)
>>4600635 Nobody? Okay how about this one? It's obvious she likes the wonderbolts, books, and going fast. What other things does she like?

3 hours later 4600661 Anonymous
>>4600657 i hate everything you said but then 'marecunt' turned me around for some reason why is the word 'mare' so fucking sexy. i don't even into this feel

3 hours later 4600662 Anonymous
woke up just now and have been sick as hell. can't get back to bed. what do? ponying isn't working

4 hours later 4600665 Anonymous
>>4600658 I would spoon Silver Spoon

4 hours later 4600668 Anonymous
>>4600662 Try ynoping.

4 hours later 4600670 Anonymous (133287401596.jpg 739x751 127kB)
>>4600635 Other than books? Studying, learning of the magical kind, scientific field work, and she probably enjoys going on adventures for the princess so I'd say travel as well.

4 hours later 4600671 Anonymous
>>4600660 maintaining her reputation

4 hours later 4600672 Snarky Bastard (1348216843241.jpg 1280x1711 563kB)
there's a duck in Gamestop. i wonder what he is going to purchase. i hope the duck enjoys his video game.

4 hours later 4600673 Anonymous (All aboard the maretrain.png 1280x720 439kB)
Do you have your ticket ready /co/?

4 hours later 4600674 Anonymous
>>4600672 >looking at the guides That duck is a casual.

4 hours later 4600677 Anonymous
>>4600659 I never saw Breaking Bad so I understood none of that.

4 hours later 4600680 Anonymous
>>4600673 Why does Dash look surprised?

4 hours later 4600682 Anonymous
>>4600680 >"Hmm. So that's what it tastes like..."

4 hours later 4600683 Anonymous
>>4600680 Because Twilight just grabbed her tongue.

4 hours later 4600684 Anonymous
>>4600680 she didn't think rarity would be so big unf

4 hours later 4600685 Anonymous
>>4600659 >>4600677 I started watching Breaking Bad recently because of MLPG. It's really good, I recommend it.

4 hours later 4600686 Anonymous (le chemist face.jpg 574x612 26kB)
>>4600677 Watch it. I started last week I've almost watched all the released episodes. It's really good.

4 hours later 4600693 Anonymous (rarity_bop_by_blackgryph0n-d56kagu.gif 600x600 273kB)
>>4600670 What do you think her favorite food is? She seemed really eager for that daffodil sandwich. >>4600671 Yes she does seem to do that a lot. Also she likes pranks, I remember. Does anyone have any ideas for pranks they would pull with her? And what about this pony? She's really fancy and loves clothes. What's the best design she's made do you think?

4 hours later 4600695 Anonymous (1348024376026.png 329x312 120kB)
>eating guacamole dip >look closer at the container >"guacamole flavored" >"contains no actual avocado" the fuck

4 hours later 4600697 Anonymous (Rainbow Dash 266.jpg 1024x668 114kB)
>>4600693 Fluttershy's gala dress that thing looks good even when other ponies wear it

4 hours later 4600698 Anonymous (1330992305306.gif 218x303 17kB)
>>4600685 >>4600686 >we both started watching last week You're farther along than me though.

4 hours later 4600702 Anonymous
>>4600695 I like that Pinkie, also it's always like that. Buy the raw ingredients and make your own.

4 hours later 4600706 Anonymous
>>4600697 >Pic Is that considered cross-dressing?

4 hours later 4600709 Anonymous (1344652878188.png 764x764 705kB)
How do you guys get over the fact that everything you draw will be shit? Cause I can't seem to

4 hours later 4600710 Anonymous
>>4600695 Quit buying shitty food faggot.

4 hours later 4600711 Anonymous
>>4600698 >Posting that faggot's drawings

4 hours later 4600714 Anonymous
>>4600709 Do you remember how Kratos killed Zeus?

4 hours later 4600715 Anonymous (bop.gif 600x600 176kB)
>>4600693 i'm going to cut you off just for the hell of it discuss orange

4 hours later 4600717 Anonymous
>>4600709 90% of all drawings are shit.

4 hours later 4600723 Anonymous (redline 2.gif 330x192 479kB)
>>4600714 yes

4 hours later 4600724 Anonymous (purple wizard scrunch.png 579x569 291kB)
>>4600711 I sure am sorry for posting a silly reaction image, Anonymous. How can I make it up to you?

4 hours later 4600725 Anonymous
>>4600706 nah as much as she may protest otherwise, it looks good on her she's cute

4 hours later 4600727 Anonymous (choo choo all aboard the gay horse train choo choo.jpg 1417x1000 828kB)
>>4600673

4 hours later 4600731 Anonymous
>>4600725 "I-I am NOT!"

4 hours later 4600732 Anonymous
>>4600709 stop trying to make other feel bad

4 hours later 4600735 Anonymous
>>4600732 I'm making myself feel bad

4 hours later 4600737 Glitter Glue
so anyway what's on the menu tonight mlpg we seem to be discussing vaginas and sandwiches

4 hours later 4600739 Anonymous (Applejack 87.png 1800x1500 534kB)
>>4600715 Here's all the orange discussion you'll ever need.

4 hours later 4600741 Anonymous
>>4600735 why are you making yourself feel bad, anon? something you'd like to talk about?

4 hours later 4600742 Anonymous
>>4600737 Sandwich innuendo.

4 hours later 4600744 Anonymous
>>4600727 >The way Soarin' and the train conductor are looking into each other's eyes Dat shit's sensual.

4 hours later 4600746 Anonymous
>>4600737 tonight's special is colt-cuddling because you never continued that series

4 hours later 4600748 Anonymous
>>4600724 Promise to never post that shitty Max Gilardo's shitty awful shit pics.

4 hours later 4600750 Anonymous
>>4600741 I like drawing but I can't draw. I haven't completed anything in months and all I've done is a bunch of stupid sketching and I can't have any fun.

4 hours later 4600751 Anonymous (AJxAJ.gif 790x592 64kB)
>>4600659 pst. glitter. finish this plz

4 hours later 4600753 Anonymous (fluttertf6.png 400x500 9kB)
>>4600737 bananas?

4 hours later 4600754 Anonymous
>>4600727 totally did not even see Blueblood at first

4 hours later 4600755 Anonymous (136770 - anthro artist-Iopichio dick foalcon I_like_trains i_lold penis pip pip-squeak promontory.jpg 1000x1417 588kB)
>>4600727 Good thing they've got a licensed conductor on that mantrain

4 hours later 4600756 Snarky Bastard (mlp braeburn.png 1000x1138 147kB)
>>4600727 >you will never hear Braeburn sing Sweet Transvestite

4 hours later 4600758 Anonymous
>>4600750 What is causing you from having fun with it?

4 hours later 4600759 Anonymous (1330297386502.jpg 1280x890 268kB)
>>4600737 Draw a maretrain pls

4 hours later 4600762 Anonymous
>>4600748 What if I just do it when you're not here?

4 hours later 4600763 Anonymous
>>4600746 i never thought i would say this but i think i am burnt out on colt and cmc porn. i need something new now since i have been fapping to that for so long.

4 hours later 4600764 Anonymous (FROM A CUP.png 688x519 275kB)
>>4600756 Good Girls are grody!

4 hours later 4600768 Anonymous
>>4600758 I don't know anon, I wish I really knew. I think I'm afraid of doing new things, and drawing things I really want to.

4 hours later 4600770 Anonymous
THIS THREAD HAS TAKEN A DARK TURN

4 hours later 4600774 Anonymous
>>4600763 >porn I said cuddling. cuddling.

4 hours later 4600778 Anonymous
>>4600737 >"tonight" It's 5:28 am over here.

4 hours later 4600780 Anonymous (pirate pinkie and dash [1].png 1280x905 2969kB)
>>4600751 what the hell even happened here their bones, jesus also, pic unrelated, but does it have [1]?

4 hours later 4600785 darf
>>4600737 hey gg can you do some real quick lyra human fetish stuff it can be really terrible, but i haven't seen any in a while if so, your cheque is in the mail

4 hours later 4600787 Anonymous
>>4600778 Best timezone.

4 hours later 4600788 Anonymous (PinkPony.gif 599x599 398kB)
>>4600697 Oh yes that is a rather nice dress. I'd have a hard time picking one as I think they're all pretty. >>4600715 Oh! I was going to ask about that one next. She's a very hard, honest worker and I think she is a great pony. What is her favorite kind of apple? It seems like they hardly ever grow anything other than red apples, now that I think about it. This pony is rather fun as well. She's very energetic and likes to make her friends smile above all else. Her energy is sometimes a bit too much for everyone else, and I can see them wanting a break. But I bet she makes some delicious deserts. Would you eat something that Pinkie made you? Excusing the fact that a talking pink pony made you food, of course.

4 hours later 4600792 Anonymous
>>4600780 haha, it does indeed excellent

4 hours later 4600797 Anonymous
>>4600787 >>4600778 >not living on the best coast

4 hours later 4600798 Anonymous
>>4600768 look, I'm anon right now, but take it from me: I know where you're coming from. You should never be afraid to try new things. Sure, the fright that it entails is usually the fright you get from fear of failure, but in the end, isn't that what you overcame in the beginning when you started drawing? Think of it like this, what you do now, your "comfort zone", that used to be something new for you, and you overcame that no problem right? You just need some more self confidence. As far as drawing what you really, truly want to? Just do it. No one is stopping you but yourself. You gotta' realize that art is just like anything in life and that it's something that you will have shortcomings in, a lot of them. It's all a part of the learning experience, but in the end, drawing is an art, and as such it is mastered through repetition, determination, and a little bit of elbow grease.

4 hours later 4600806 Anonymous (1337975987761.jpg 500x387 121kB)
>>4600737 gg u kinda do your own thing man. you make your own oc that barely are related to theshow. and your own scenarios so i propose something new and interesting you only draw pony that is in character, not sexual and is directly related to the show

4 hours later 4600808 Snarky Bastard
goodnight, MLPG.

4 hours later 4600810 Anonymous
>>4600737 Someone posted your diet thing from a few days ago. How do you live on that? That's got to be some serious nutricinal deficiencies. Fruit and veggies can't be that expensive right? I suggest checking out /ck/, /fit/ for eating advice. And /k/ too. Someone said they are great at making cheap meals.

4 hours later 4600811 Anonymous
>>4600808 later, porno guy

4 hours later 4600814 Anonymous (1320426676362.png 900x628 447kB)
>>4600808 Night

4 hours later 4600815 Anonymous (1348205672053.gif 350x198 510kB)
>>4600798 thank you

4 hours later 4600816 Anonymous
>>4600808 Cya in half an hour.

4 hours later 4600817 Anonymous
>>4600774 oh my mistake, in the horse child porn community colt-cuddling means gay child sex.

4 hours later 4600823 Anonymous (pinkie cider.jpg 288x476 61kB)
>>4600780 >ponies drinking cider

4 hours later 4600834 Anonymous (DSCN6336.jpg 600x800 206kB)
>>4600823 >that picture Lies >he's never had fresh cider

4 hours later 4600835 Anonymous (1347420222380.png 511x458 73kB)
How often do you contemplate suicide, MLPG?

4 hours later 4600836 Anonymous
>>4600817 hot

4 hours later 4600840 Anonymous (1347324558760.png 309x342 47kB)
>>4600835 Every single night.

4 hours later 4600841 Anonymous
>>4600835 I was thinking about it a few days ago. I get pretty down when I'm very tired. Then I imagined a little girl that needs me to save her, and that I'd be letting her down if I killed myself.

4 hours later 4600842 Anonymous (Yellowpony.gif 599x599 270kB)
>>4600788 Well okay maybe nobody on right now likes that pony. That's okay though! I like her! How about this one? She's been getting a lot of hate recently and I don't see why. She's so nice and caring to everyone no matter who they are. Sure she's a bit... Or a lot timid, but that's fine, not everyone's a people person... or .... pony... pony.... Anyways she's really nice, would you help her take care of her animals?

4 hours later 4600845 Anonymous
>>4600835 I actually don't do it much anymore. Any suicidal thoughts I have would be in public political protest. Like. Thich Quang Duc.

4 hours later 4600846 Anonymous
>>4600798 Can I ask who you are, by the way?

4 hours later 4600847 Anonymous
>>4600835 when i was a teenager i thought about it a lot, then i just stopped caring.

4 hours later 4600848 Anonymous
http://www.derpibooru.org/lists/user_comments/4fde048c945b7016fb000294 doyen-sotiris does not appreciate our writing talents. Then again, he seems to hate everything. He might fit in quite well here, actually.

4 hours later 4600850 Anonymous (1347607992113.jpg 296x329 15kB)
>>4600835 >taking the easy way out

4 hours later 4600856 Anonymous
>>4600846 Nobody important

4 hours later 4600857 Anonymous (depression7.jpg 500x1528 605kB)
>>4600850

4 hours later 4600858 Anonymous
>>4600835 I don't really think about suicide in the sense that 'I wonder if I should do it'. I mostly think about it in a selfish, pathetic manner in which case I fantasize about what effects my death will have on my friends and family and how grieved they'll be.

4 hours later 4600860 Anonymous
>>4600846 its kevinsano trying to justify drawing filly child rape porn

4 hours later 4600861 Anonymous
>>4600835 Not much any more. Mostly I just think about killing everyone who would ever make me want to commit suicide. Like I wish I could go to court and get a permit to kill someone. I would in a heartbeat.

4 hours later 4600862 Anonymous
>>4600835 Most nights. I don't do it because it'll inconvenience the people having to clean up my corpse and my house.

4 hours later 4600863 Anonymous
>>4600842 >Anyways she's really nice, would you help her take care of her animals? I could try, but I don't know how much use I'd be at first. She'd probably have to teach me a thing or two.

4 hours later 4600864 Anonymous (TabascoHatesBellPeppersShitsDisgusting.png 858x738 131kB)
>>4600835 Never? Hell, I should considering I work retail.

4 hours later 4600867 Anonymous
>>4600842 Pony should pony pony.

4 hours later 4600868 Anonymous
>>4600856 >>4600860 Is it true?

4 hours later 4600871 Anonymous (not bop :(.gif 600x600 2154kB)
>>4600842 i was going to try and post those too but they were already posted. http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1348155072038.gif http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1348184880539.gif where did you get your "unofficial" versions? The pinkie one in particular has a poor encoding This is the only other one i know of, anyway

4 hours later 4600873 Anonymous
>>4600835 All the time, but I know I could never actually do it.

4 hours later 4600875 Anonymous
>>4600860 Nah man, I'm not a big name.

4 hours later 4600876 Anonymous
I just beat Borderlands 2 I liked it

4 hours later 4600877 Anonymous
>>4600857 Not gonna lie, I laughed.

4 hours later 4600881 Glitter Glue (bigstrongapple.png 413x433 34kB)
>>4600806 >barely related to theshow what don't you remember this episode

4 hours later 4600882 Anonymous
how the fuck do i view pictures on derpoburro? i keep getting this box that tells me to donate.

4 hours later 4600884 Anonymous
>>4600871 I just went into photoshop and made them a pixel smaller. I have no idea what you mean by encoding

4 hours later 4600885 Anonymous
>>4600857 2true

4 hours later 4600890 Anonymous
>>4600857 I bet the guy who writes this is only pretending to be depressed.

4 hours later 4600893 Anonymous
>>4600881 GG, you should draw more selfcest

4 hours later 4600897 Anonymous
Guys. I tried watching the show again. It was embarrasing. I don't think I like it anymore. Can I stay though?

4 hours later 4600898 Anonymous
>>4600890 I don't think so. http://depressioncomix.tumblr.com/

4 hours later 4600906 Anonymous
>>4600848 The sheer mediocrity of these make me want to start writing again — just to blow all of them out of the water. 103200__explicit_princess-celestia_human_text_human-on-pony-action_anal_4chan_fart_farting doyen-sotiris about 4 hours ago on image #103200 As much as it pains me to say it, being a fellow fetishist, these screencapped stories are horribad. 103213__twilight-sparkle_explicit_human_text_human-on-pony-action_blowjob_anal_4chan_sweat_fart_oral _greentext_facesitting_farting_slob_nasty_stink doyen-sotiris about 4 hours ago on image #103213 I love farts, but I fucking hate the fact that almost everyone portrays them as smelling rancid. Mine sure as hell aren’t like that. Also, ‘your flag remains at full mast’? Who the hell wrote this shit? Well he would probably have a name, trip, and maybe even an avatar. He seems really full of himself

4 hours later 4600908 Anonymous
>>4600897 Sorry, it's time to send you out to sea on a piece of ice. Bye anon.

4 hours later 4600912 Anonymous
>>4600808 Goodnight. I wish you'd run with that Blueblood story a bit further but oh well.

4 hours later 4600913 Anonymous
>>4600897 What was wrong with it?

4 hours later 4600914 Anonymous
>>4600897 It's adorable that you think you can leave.

4 hours later 4600916 Anonymous
>>4600897 Wait until someone streams some episodes and watch it with us. If that doesn't rekindle your love of pone, nothing will.

4 hours later 4600921 Anonymous
>>4600913 >What was wrong with it? It felt embarrassingly childish. Like "this is a kid's show. Why am I watching this?"

4 hours later 4600923 Anonymous
>>4600897 Yeah, it's pretty hard to re-warch unless you're streaming with someone.

4 hours later 4600925 Anonymous
>>4600897 You want embarrassing? My mom admitted she watches Gravity Falls.

4 hours later 4600926 Anonymous
>>4600916 Truth Everything is better with "friends"

4 hours later 4600930 Anonymous
>>4600925 I'd love to watch GF with my mom.

4 hours later 4600932 Anonymous
>>4600930 you can join us one night, when we're not 'busy'

4 hours later 4600933 Anonymous
>>4600923 >not occasionally re-watching episodes by yourself and loving every minute of it When did MLPG become so fucking casual? >>4600925 I actually watch Gravity Falls with my mom, she thinks Grunkle Stan is hilarious.

4 hours later 4600935 Anonymous
>>4600930 I'd love to watch GF with your mom, too

4 hours later 4600937 Anonymous
>>4600925 She sounds awesome. Is she hot?

4 hours later 4600940 Anonymous
Would you let a pony put a bulge in your belly?

4 hours later 4600946 Anonymous
>>4600940 What? You mean like feeding me enough so my tummy is full? Definitely.

4 hours later 4600947 Anonymous
>>4600940 What do you mean by that anon~?

4 hours later 4600951 Anonymous
>>4600940 If that meant swelling my womb with semen or impregnating me, yes. Too bad I'm a guy!

4 hours later 4600952 Anonymous
Somebody stram.

4 hours later 4600954 Anonymous
>>4600952 I could maybe. What do you want stramed?

4 hours later 4600955 Anonymous
>>4600898 Oh christ, it's like my life.

4 hours later 4600957 Anonymous
>>4600951 What about just stuffing your cunt full of so much throbbing pony cock that you can see it stretching your otherwise flat tummy?

4 hours later 4600959 Anonymous
>>4600954 Pone.

4 hours later 4600960 Anonymous
>>4600937 ... Anyhoo. It was fun watching the rerun of the first episode with her and laughing at it.

4 hours later 4600964 Anonymous
>>4600959 Yes, stream G1 Pone

4 hours later 4600965 Anonymous
>>4600957 Oh my, yes.

4 hours later 4600968 Anonymous
>>4600965 I bet the pony would like feeling you indirectly stroke his shaft as you rub your stuffed belly.

4 hours later 4600969 Anonymous
>>4600957 What about impregnation?

4 hours later 4600970 Anonymous
>>4600959 >>4600964 Hm, I'm not sure if my laptop could handle streaming pone. Perhaps we could just use a synchtube for that?

4 hours later 4600971 Anonymous
>>4600957 unf please go on

4 hours later 4600974 Anonymous
So where is the new thread?

4 hours later 4600975 Anonymous
>>4600957

4 hours later 4600978 Anonymous
New harse?

4 hours later 4600980 Anonymous
New thread?

4 hours later 4600993 Anonymous
>>4600991 >>4600991 >>4600991 >>4600991 >>4600991 >>4600991 >>4600991 >>4600991 >>4600991

4 hours later 4600994 Anonymous
>No new horse. Everyone move on.

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