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2012-09-13 09:29 4460030 DFG MLP General (i helped the mostest.png 187x178 40kB)
A moment of silence for the unded.

1 min later 4460048 Anonymous
WII-U MORE LIKE P-U

1 min later 4460049 Anonymous (1347016328301.png 600x500 158kB)
What movies have you watched recently, MLPG? Any suggestions?

1 min later 4460050 Anonymous
>a moment of rape

1 min later 4460052 Anonymous
how long's a moment?

1 min later 4460056 Anonymous
>>4460049 Give us a genre

2 min later 4460061 Anonymous
>>4460049 Memento

2 min later 4460062 Anonymous
>Anon in charge of knowing how eyeless ponies work. Clearly Anon is incompetent when it comes to eyeless ponies.

2 min later 4460063 Anonymous (1335131850964.png 473x462 139kB)
>FA is still down >have not masturbated in nearly a week

2 min later 4460075 Anonymous
>>4460063 Maybe this is how things should be for the rest of our lives

2 min later 4460076 Anonymous
>>4460056 Anything stupid comedies.

3 min later 4460078 Anonymous (MT draws some Ponies at the movies and what is in that bowl anyways.png 500x500 129kB)
>>4460049

3 min later 4460084 Anonymous (skip skip.gif 342x461 1199kB)
#bestpony

3 min later 4460085 Anonymous
>>4460049 >>4460049 Birdemic: Shock and Terror

3 min later 4460087 Anonymous
>>4460076 >Anything but* stupid comedies

3 min later 4460090 MT
>>4460049 I saw beast of the southland. It's about a little girl who lives behind a levey in a small wild backwards town.

3 min later 4460093 Anonymous
>>4460063 >not masturbating regularly you're going to seriously damage yourself, anon take care of that shit!

3 min later 4460094 Anonymous
>>4460063 e621 rule34 exhentai gelbooru hf /d/

3 min later 4460095 Anonymous (authentic redneck.jpg 299x294 26kB)
>>4460063 >Needs FA to masturbate

4 min later 4460096 Anonymous (1339003330346.png 512x512 144kB)
>>4460062 S-shut up

4 min later 4460099 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/
>>4460049 The Good the Bad and the Weird Getit watch it and love it

4 min later 4460100 Anonymous
Boy, I sure am glad I never had any dreams about having sexual intercourse with ponies.

4 min later 4460102 Anonymous
>>4459968 >human Trixie I'm not Seth and I wouldn't a pone , but... a bitchy self-centered magician sounds hot, especially with that voice .

4 min later 4460104 Golly (DJChrysalis.png 1000x1000 322kB)
i found my tablet pen also i can't draw a proper alicorn body type for the life of me

5 min later 4460109 Anonymous
>>4460100 I haven't dreamed in years. Or at least if I have, I haven't remembered any of them.

5 min later 4460114 Anonymous
>>4460102 Trixie would be the hottest and most excellent fuck.

5 min later 4460117 Anonymous (Poniesandponiesandponies.png 1658x1069 2968kB)
>>4460062 I'm something of an expert on pony eyes, anon. And modest too!

6 min later 4460122 Anonymous
>>4460100 Do you dream about cheese?

6 min later 4460124 Anonymous (DinofagSmellsALovelyLadiesBag.gif 320x230 1037kB)
>>4460104 That head is amazing.

6 min later 4460132 Anonymous (1338329133309.jpg 471x490 70kB)
>>4460117 Oh shit. The guy actually did it. He fucking actually did it. Bravo.

6 min later 4460134 Anonymous
>>4460117 I think my eyesight got a little worse

7 min later 4460141 Anonymous
>deafdefiler is a marker >he's 85slow94835me with it Oh god just change the fucking marker password behind his back so he can't shit things up like this

7 min later 4460143 Anonymous
>>4460104 >Some cry >Canterlot Gardens >3.286EATR I'm ashamed to get all of this.

9 min later 4460158 Anonymous
>>4460102 Would you force her to fuck you in exchange for being allowed to perform in your theater ?

9 min later 4460160 Anonymous
>>4460134 no, just googlier

9 min later 4460162 Anonymous
>>4460114 sex would be all about her you're another achievement

10 min later 4460168 Anonymous (dj head.jpg 253x243 31kB)
>>4460104 >that banner

10 min later 4460170 Anonymous
>>4460141 >being a marker is a thing Do they take an oath? Do they have a pink ring that gives them superpowers?

10 min later 4460171 Anonymous
>Brave Little Toaster is going to get a Live Action/CGI movie >Produced by Steve Waterman >The guy that did the Alvin and the Chipmunks trilogy. [screams internally]

10 min later 4460174 Anonymous
>>4460114 >>4460162 tfw someone was supposed to do condescending trixie sexfic and didn't

10 min later 4460175 Anonymous (Dash Skiing.png 3869x3931 669kB)


10 min later 4460177 /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ (filly fat red ribbon.png 900x900 201kB)
Last image for the night. Sweet dreams you guys.

11 min later 4460185 MT (i will sleep when im sleep.png 600x500 93kB)
>>4460100 ACTUALLY there was no penetration at all in the dream just sloppy[spoilers] knot kisses[/spoilers]

11 min later 4460186 Anonymous
Is it bad that when plans fall through with friends, I think "oh good, another day I don't need to shower."?

11 min later 4460190 Anonymous
>>4460162 If Trixie is pregnant and the father is anonymous. then do we all get aids?

12 min later 4460191 Anonymous
>>4460186 Ahhhh... Yeah that's not a very good thing

12 min later 4460194 Anonymous
>>4460175 what a pretty horse

12 min later 4460199 Anonymous
>>4460177 she'd be so gassy from all those tacos, wouldn't she? I mean just look at that belly

12 min later 4460200 Anonymous (fY7ha.jpg 984x688 28kB)
>>4460171 >Remaking an extremely underrated 80s classic kid's movie Can we just, like, blow up Hollywood or something?

12 min later 4460201 Anonymous
>>4460186 Depends Do you suffer from depression ?

12 min later 4460202 Anonymous (63 Diamond Dogs.png 1278x1000 384kB)
>>4460185 :D

12 min later 4460205 Anonymous
>>4460190 I'd kill myself

12 min later 4460206 LK
>>4460028 Yes. Still going on but I'm winding down. >>4454328

12 min later 4460207 Anonymous
>>4460171 You're shitting me

13 min later 4460214 Anonymous
>>4460174 Well shit, it wasn't me, but I've been meaning to get some writing done. Give me some details and I'll try to whip something up >soon.

13 min later 4460217 Anonymous
>>4460177 that horse is too fat, she should not be eating a bag of tacos.

14 min later 4460220 Anonymous
>>4460171 How much do you want to bet that the critics will call it worthless

14 min later 4460224 Anonymous
>>4460201 Diagnosed in the past, if that counts.

14 min later 4460225 Snarky Bastard
>>4460171 i heard somebody wants to do a live-action remake of Iron Giant. would probably go to Michael Bay.

14 min later 4460226 Anonymous (1347431207716.png 500x500 240kB)
>>4460174 >Condescending Trixie sex fic >Never finished That would be the first fic I'd ever have fapped to

14 min later 4460228 Anonymous (redrequest1-(n1342830216449).png 824x855 247kB)
>>4460217 You are too right, that horse should be eating pizzas

14 min later 4460229 Anonymous
>>4460225 Oh god please no. Please please. no pls

15 min later 4460238 Anonymous (14578-clockwork-l.jpg 400x300 24kB)
>>4460174 >read as condescending trixie sethfic

15 min later 4460239 Anonymous
>>4460220 >>4460207 >>4460200 Forgot the link http://collider.com/brave-little-toaster-remake-born-free/195192/

16 min later 4460248 Anonymous
>>4460224 That may be the cause since depression can cause you to lose the motivation to do even some of the simplest things.

16 min later 4460251 MT (training balloon.png 600x500 108kB)
>>4460230 wombs can't impregnate wombs then there would be nothing wrong with lesbianism in the eyes of the most church freaks

16 min later 4460253 Anonymous
>>4460174 >Trixie will never magically jerk you off then stop right as you approach orgasm, leaving you frustated and begging her for me >"Well, okay, but first you'll have to do me a little favor."

16 min later 4460255 Anonymous
>>4460228 I-is it fetish time?

17 min later 4460260 Anonymous
>>4460225 What would be the point? It was only made 13 years ago. There's nothing sfx can do in 2012 that weren't done perfectly fine by the animation in 1999.

17 min later 4460263 Anonymous
>>4460253 >me more, damn it.

17 min later 4460267 Anonymous
>>4460230 Yes I will

18 min later 4460271 Anonymous
>>4460263 But what if I wanted to beg for you?

18 min later 4460272 Anonymous
>>4460248 Well shit. I guess that is a bad thing. I'll shower tomorrow anyways and see if I feel better. Thank you, MLPG.

18 min later 4460276 Anonymous
>>4460255 No, it's Trixie time.

18 min later 4460279 Anonymous (134750438500002.png 1280x720 497kB)
In the rain

18 min later 4460281 Anonymous
>>4460267 Oh, so you'd rather be the grimy theater owner that takes advantage of Trixie mercilessly and repeatedly in return for a shot on your stage?

19 min later 4460284 Anonymous (no-hope.png 318x470 75kB)
>>4460171 Things like this seriously make me think that eventually Hasbro is really going to make a MLP: FiM live action movie about the main 6 going to our world and helping a brony with his love interest.

19 min later 4460288 Anonymous
>>4460185 >>4460202 So would knotkisses be when you attempt to deepthroat them?

20 min later 4460291 Snarky Bastard
>>4460281 >grimy hey, that's just show business, baby. you wanna be a star, you know what you have to do.

20 min later 4460296 Anonymous
>>4460255 Would you lick the salty grease from chubby pony's hooves and her food stuffed gurgling belly? Would you kiss her even if she burps in your face? The fresh hot smell of pizza still lingering on her breath

20 min later 4460299 Anonymous
>>4460281 >Dominating a domineering character Ishiggy

20 min later 4460304 Anonymous
>>4460292 There's nothing wrong with me I'm a completely normal human being I don't need no psychiatry

21 min later 4460307 Anonymous
>>4460284 That's stupid, you're stupid, I hope you step on a lego block and get horse AIDS

21 min later 4460309 Anonymous
>>4460299 She's a domineering incompetent who folds easily under actual pressure. She's like custom written for this shit.

21 min later 4460316 Anonymous
>>4460281 >taking advantage of her >the stage manager just wants to be trussed up and punished by her >she finds it genuinely beneath her, and she is quite vocal about how not fun it is, but that just turns him on

21 min later 4460318 Anonymous (1336688583319.png 511x427 60kB)


22 min later 4460322 Anonymous
>>4460318 go to sleep pinkie

22 min later 4460324 Anonymous
>>4460318 Truly the end times are upon us

22 min later 4460325 Anonymous
>>4460318 If only I didn't sleep during the day and wake during the night

22 min later 4460326 Anonymous
>>4460281 She wants to eat, doesn't she ? Dressing skimpier during her act would help if she wants to ingratiate herself more

22 min later 4460327 Anonymous
>>4460318 But you haven't sucked all the dicks yet. You call yourself a party pony?

23 min later 4460335 MT
>>4460288 Well kinda...it's more oral tying then anything...but that's not what we are here to talk about. Ponies. Get your Ponies. I recommend the Pink or light grey one...by the way..is it grey or gray?

23 min later 4460338 Anonymous
>>4460327 >he hasnt gotten his blowjob by pinkie yet haha what a faggot

23 min later 4460339 Snarky Bastard
>>4460299 >not breaking the bitch

24 min later 4460342 Anonymous
>>4460284 >a dozen tiny Rarities

24 min later 4460343 Anonymous
>>4460335 I dunno man, I usually just say gray

24 min later 4460345 Anonymous
>>4460338 I bet he doesn't even have a tulpa!

24 min later 4460346 Anonymous (Best pony hugs other Best ponies.jpg 614x304 62kB)
>>4460335 I prefer blue but can accept such suggestions

24 min later 4460348 Anonymous
>>4460304 I've come to the conclusion that you are 2slow

24 min later 4460349 Anonymous
>>4460309 But women folding to pressure and doing sexual shit against their wishes (before slowly beginning to like it "like the slut they are") happens all the time. It's boring. You're boring.

24 min later 4460351 Anonymous
>>4460335 I think grey is more common in UK english, gray in US, but it could be the other way.

24 min later 4460352 Anonymous
>>4460226 someone wrote it but they did it... not the way i had envisioned >>4460214 the basic idea was pretty concrete sexual encounter with trixie but she's so full of herself and disinterested that she'd be nonchalantly jerking you off while you tried in vain to get her turned on eventually she'd concede to something more than a magical handie, but she'd make you beg for it, and then the entire thing would be her with a mixture of real and feigned boredom completely in counterpoint to your enthusiasm she'd call you slow and terrible she'd refuse to kiss you she'd make you get hard again so she could get herself off on your cock (which she'd say was small) and when you came she'd take the load on her face with a look of complete disenfranchisement, like 'so what, are you done yet?' that's one trixie sex idea anyway. the other one being that she's poor and homeless and desperate for cock to make ends meet

24 min later 4460353 Anonymous
>>4460335 Just don't ever call it "gray poupon"

25 min later 4460360 Anonymous
>>4460349 It's no fun if they start to like it

25 min later 4460363 Anonymous
>>4460335 Grey is how educated people spell.

26 min later 4460364 Anonymous
>>4460335 This is why we have Pokémon Black and White 2 instead of Pokémon Grey/Gray

26 min later 4460365 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b2zAfp3Jqk

26 min later 4460369 Anonymous
>>4460360 Bah, I prefer them enjoying it from square one. Power fantasies do nothing for me.

26 min later 4460371 Anonymous (1298756753210.jpg 394x349 22kB)
>All this Trixie talk these last few days You've all begun to see the light A world without bronies

26 min later 4460372 Anonymous
>>4460369 I like power fantasies from the bottom

27 min later 4460380 Anonymous
This is all very depressingly sad.

28 min later 4460385 Anonymous (my jimmies are rustle.jpg 2000x2000 866kB)
>>4460380 It is.

28 min later 4460387 Anonymous (1344916699314.png 227x221 63kB)
>>4460371 What the fuck are bronies? You mean brownies?

28 min later 4460388 Anonymous
>>4460369 What about power fantasies that start with you dominating them and end with you doting on them ?

29 min later 4460389 Anonymous
>>4460348 That boy needs therapy.

29 min later 4460390 Anonymous
>>4460389 purely psychosomatic

31 min later 4460403 Anonymous
>>4460380 Don't get me started.

31 min later 4460409 Anonymous
>>4460388 How would that even work?

31 min later 4460412 Anonymous
>>4460387 Those are pretty tasty. It would be pretty cool if a pony made brownies for us to enjoy.

32 min later 4460420 Anonymous
What do you think fo the new apple 5?

32 min later 4460423 Anonymous
>>4460352 Why not both? She's desperate to find a place to crash and you're desperate to fuck anything with a vagina so you let her leech free room and board off of you in exchange for sex.

32 min later 4460429 DFG
>>4460390 Lie on the couch? What does that mean?

33 min later 4460434 Anonymous (buenoexcellente.jpg 904x573 254kB)
>>4460352 >feigned boredom >she's a tsundere lay

33 min later 4460435 Anonymous (1298140509096.png 618x800 304kB)
>>4460420 It's a phone whose new "features" are entirely half measures

33 min later 4460436 Anonymous (lesula.newspecies.closeup.568.jpg 568x533 71kB)
>>4460380 [SCREAMS INTERNALLY]

33 min later 4460437 Anonymous
>>4460352 Sorry darf. I still feel bad about it.

33 min later 4460439 Anonymous
>>4460423 i dunno if those two ideas work concurrently, because in the second one trixie's a depraved whore who loves cock because her job demands it, and in the first one she's so full of herself she couldn't want anything less than to spare you the ecstasy of even her most lackadaisacal of hoofjobs - but she does it anyway because you're persistent, and because in some weird way it gets her off to see you straining for even the slightest hint of affection - also, the cum on her face really turns her on

33 min later 4460447 Anonymous
>>4460436 That's not CGI

34 min later 4460450 Anonymous
>>4460437 hey, i'm sorry. people point out i have notoriously high standards, which i didn't think was the case... but everyone else really liked it, and you've done well for yourself since then... again, i'm the one who's sorry

35 min later 4460461 Anonymous
Who says a girl can't really have it all?

35 min later 4460464 Anonymous
>>4460409 Perhaps after the initial domination you begin to care for them or maybe you bring them to the point were they're convinced you're the only thing they need in life.

35 min later 4460465 Anonymous (slut_buster_by_samutoka-d4dokt1.jpg 774x1034 351kB)
>>4460439 Let me tell you about Slut Girl.

36 min later 4460468 Anonymous
>>4460352 >>4460439 >the cum on her face really turns her on >She finally likes it... >Then completely loses interest in you >Just schlicks

36 min later 4460470 Anonymous
>>4460461 EEEEEEEEYYYYYYY, SEXAY LADAY

36 min later 4460472 Anonymous
>>4460450 No, man, I disregarded what you wanted. It's all on me. >done well for myself since then Hah. Regardless, glad to see you're back.

36 min later 4460479 Anonymous
>>4460470 yeah galo sengen

37 min later 4460481 Snarky Bastard (mlp pinkie sexy face.png 1024x768 317kB)
>>4460338 slurp slurp

37 min later 4460482 Anonymous (Turkish Convenient Store.jpg 1041x725 359kB)
why is it so hard to find videos of someone jacking off a horse until it cums. i have been into bestiality for a while and i only have 4 videos of this.

37 min later 4460484 Anonymous
>>4460468 yeah, exactly that >>4460472 i think i am just destined to have bad luck with requests the ideas i want are too specific lets agree to disagree

37 min later 4460485 Anonymous
>>4460470 AND I GOT INTO ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND SHE BANG SHE BANG

38 min later 4460491 Anonymous (tumblr_m9lyinlsd11ra16kdo1_500.png 500x587 126kB)
>>4460177 >>4460228 How the fuck is this shitty OC becoming so popular? I can't wait to see how MLPG then starts to hate what they created....... once again.

38 min later 4460492 Anonymous (Trixie Shrug.png 945x945 41kB)
You know Trixie would make a perfect but special kind of switch. She's so boastful and proud that you could portray her as one of those subs that think their dom is god incarnate She'd still be the exact same character but her love would be for the dom, not herself

38 min later 4460494 Anonymous (1317136390179.jpg 337x367 60kB)
>>4460482

38 min later 4460496 Anonymous
>>4460491 porn

39 min later 4460501 Anonymous
>>4460482 Fuck she's cute

39 min later 4460503 Anonymous
>>4460492 Go 2 bed seth

39 min later 4460504 Anonymous
>>4460484 Again, I probably could've done it around how you wanted, I just ended up....not. I didn't keep sight of the end goal and then when I finished I said fuck it and released it anyway. You can disagree with me if you want, but I know it's my fault in the end.

39 min later 4460506 Anonymous
>>4460491 She exists to fulfill fetishes

39 min later 4460511 Anonymous
IM NOT A FAN OF PUPPETEERS

40 min later 4460513 Anonymous
>>4460491 MLPG obsesses over the shittiest OC's. Have you not seen this pattern? Find me an OC that wasn't shit.

40 min later 4460514 Anonymous
>>4460506 Doesn't everyone else do a fine job of that already?

40 min later 4460515 Anonymous
>>4460511 IM AS LONELY AS IV EVER BEEN

40 min later 4460517 Anonymous (cokepone.png 606x540 427kB)
>>4460491 How ya doin'

40 min later 4460518 Anonymous
>>4460503 >pony Trixie That's mighty Seth of you anon.

41 min later 4460524 Snarky Bastard (mlp celestia humanize .jpg 1024x1536 1004kB)
>>4460465 she must be taking lessons.

41 min later 4460525 Anonymous
>>4460514 It's a market with no saturation point.

41 min later 4460529 Anonymous
>>4460515 A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE, A HANDSOME GROOM

41 min later 4460530 Anonymous
>>4460524 That strand on her arm looks like a giant purple vein.

41 min later 4460531 Anonymous
>>4460482 because it's so dangerous

42 min later 4460533 Anonymous
>>4460524 how dare you defile my princess waifu like that someone like her should be much hmore highly respected

42 min later 4460538 Anonymous (55402 - Twilight_face_meme.png 554x515 77kB)
>>4460513 this one already lasted for quite some time

42 min later 4460540 Anonymous
>>4460494 Snarkys, pls put on your name

42 min later 4460541 Anonymous
>>4460533 yeah man i'm gonna boycott this thread general

42 min later 4460543 Anonymous
>>4460482 Allow me to help you out, brother. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:179EC73C7E9119BDD078EDE432D7F2688CE4BB28&dn=Equine&tr=http%3a//zoophiles tracker.com%3a2710/82e13638b85fb5914f6be818dd7afec6/announce

43 min later 4460546 Anonymous
Is there anyway to fix a broken heart?

43 min later 4460548 Anonymous
>>4460533 My respect comes in the form of cumstained dollar bills and a slap across her whore face that sends her reeling into the next client.

43 min later 4460549 Anonymous (FluttershyBeingShownAHalfDozenAnonDicks.png 711x509 346kB)
>The /b/read is comming back. Greeeeeaaat.

43 min later 4460551 Anonymous
>>4460546 No.

43 min later 4460552 Anonymous
>>4460548 unf

43 min later 4460555 Anonymous
>>4460540 I'm flattered. but I'm not Snarky

43 min later 4460558 Anonymous
>>4460546 go to the hospital

44 min later 4460559 Anonymous
>>4460549 Says who?

44 min later 4460560 Anonymous
>>4460533 She does it of her own free will Why else do you think no revolutions in Equestria have succeeded ?

44 min later 4460562 Anonymous
>>4460549 it was gone at some point?

44 min later 4460563 Anonymous
>>4460549 Who gives a shit?

44 min later 4460567 Anonymous
>>4460531 the videos i have are farmers putting condom on the horse and jacking the cock until release. it looks like a normal method of semen collection so there has to be more videos of it somewhere.

45 min later 4460570 Anonymous (1331377384870.png 141x171 59kB)
>>4460548 I feel like such a tumblrfag for not finding that even remotely arousing, just sad. Fucking internet

46 min later 4460573 Anonymous (tumblr_m9wchpkQVF1rc8nj8o1_400.png 329x318 60kB)
>>4460549 what? why? how? when? ELABORATE MOTHERFUCKER not that it really matters but apparently there is nothing better to talk about right now

46 min later 4460576 Anonymous
>>4460549 No it's not, go away.

46 min later 4460581 Anonymous
>>4460570 Next you'll start spouting vitriol about >rape culture and >checking privileges Son, you've got a problem. Purely psychosomatic.

46 min later 4460582 Anonymous
>>4460549 what do you mean coming back? when did it leave.

47 min later 4460586 Anonymous
>>4460573 Apparently they fucked off back to /b/ and the mods are finally getting off their ass and curb stomping them back here.

48 min later 4460591 Anonymous
>>4460529 NOW WAIT YOU FELLERS HOLD IT

48 min later 4460594 Anonymous
>>4460573 >Tfw over half of last thread was spent talking about the show >Now we're jerking off over Trixie 2010 pls pls

48 min later 4460596 Snarky Bastard (mlp celestia humanize le.jpg 1600x1200 202kB)
>>4460548 >you will never stuff dollar bills down the front of your pants and make Celestia grab them with her mouth >she will never start sucking you off in front of the entire bar

49 min later 4460601 Anonymous
>>4460596 She looks like the chick from Hercules.

49 min later 4460603 Anonymous
>>4460596 this is a bad feel

50 min later 4460608 Anonymous
>>4460596 wait would dollar bills do for her don't they use bits is there some new conversion system i don't know about

50 min later 4460616 Anonymous (tumblr_ma1r9leNAn1rz8ajxo1_400.gif 270x306 335kB)
unf

52 min later 4460620 Anonymous (you will never desperately pull on that fuckton of necklaces as you beg her to release your skull from between her thighs.jpg 308x462 30kB)
>>4460596 >Nicole Oliver will never stuff dollar bills down the front of her pants and make you grab them with your mouth >you will never start tonguing her in front of the entire panel

52 min later 4460624 Anonymous (55045 - artist_smittyG rainbow_dash.png 1200x1200 333kB)
>>4460616

52 min later 4460628 Anonymous (1324148720563.gif 236x224 1983kB)
>>4460596 >DOLLAR >BILLS Snarky you just went full retard.

53 min later 4460631 Art-Anon (Chamber-Pony.png 670x675 347kB)
>>4458111 >>4458383 >>4458396 >Can Chamber get the Pony Treatment? Order up.

53 min later 4460634 Anonymous
>>4460594 >not jerking it to Trixie over the years despite bronyshit I find your lack of faith disturbing.

53 min later 4460637 Anonymous
>>4460596 I don't think I would enjoy treating her like that in public.

54 min later 4460639 Anonymous
>>4460631 hot damn

54 min later 4460641 Anonymous
>>4460631 The light's pretty cool, but that back leg looks a little odd.

54 min later 4460644 Snarky Bastard (mlp celestia humanize nicole pose.jpg 900x675 86kB)
>>4460620 >you will never lose yourself in those eyes >you will never become just another one of her slaves

54 min later 4460645 Anonymous (Super Leslie Beans.png 955x715 209kB)
>you will never see Bon Bon struggling to reach all the way around Lyra's girth for a friendly hug

54 min later 4460646 Anonymous
>>4460641 >lighting's I need to go bed

55 min later 4460648 Art-Anon
>>4460641 Foreground or Background?

55 min later 4460654 Anonymous
>>4460644 >Implying willing slaves are slaves at all

55 min later 4460656 Anonymous
>>4460645 >and then Ross showed up

55 min later 4460657 Anonymous
>>4460645 added to filter

56 min later 4460659 Anonymous
and what a horse it was

56 min later 4460666 Anonymous
>>4460648 Foreground, looks a little too flat. Maybe it's just me.

57 min later 4460670 Anonymous (TheLegendaryThemeGitarooMan.png 552x359 924kB)
G'night MLPG, here's hoping tomorrow will be a better day for some of us. [1]

57 min later 4460674 Anonymous (chublight.png 904x1339 227kB)
hey guys what's going on in- oh

57 min later 4460676 Anonymous
>>4460608 >You will never pelt her with hard, cold coins. >"I'M MAKING IT RAIN!" >'Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!'

57 min later 4460678 Anonymous
>>4460656 i dont think its ross. its that dashbrony who likes to ironic shitpost nonstop in livestreams.

58 min later 4460681 Anonymous
I wonder if that guy yesterday who said he wanted to have a good today had a good day

58 min later 4460683 Anonymous
>>4460674 Twilight, did you order a pizza with everything on it (including a second pizza?)

58 min later 4460684 Art-Anon
>>4460666 Lemme see what I can do. There's maybe one other thing I need to fix too.

58 min later 4460688 Anonymous
>>4460620 It's creepy that we've got images of a VA in lingerie but I'm sure glad we have them

59 min later 4460692 Anonymous (Jake (2).jpg 1920x800 143kB)
>>4460666 maybe it is just you, satan

59 min later 4460694 Anonymous (1347250613113.jpg 615x610 63kB)
>tfw finally seeing some improvement in drawing >but I still suck at ponies soon mlpg soon

59 min later 4460696 Anonymous
>>4460690 >No hooves pig disgusting

1 hours later 4460701 Anonymous (1347145563165.png 672x906 229kB)
>>4460653

1 hours later 4460704 Anonymous (130558860531.gif 153x113 350kB)
>>4460690 >Snarky posting women Oh boy here we go again

1 hours later 4460705 Anonymous
>>4460692 >That feel when around for 666 get every time

1 hours later 4460708 Anonymous
>>4460690 I'm not against healthy chub but that just aint

1 hours later 4460710 Anonymous (boner.jpg 456x1456 102kB)
>>4460335 Holy fucking shit MT I never knew girls were this sexual.

1 hours later 4460712 Anonymous
>>4460710 go outside and meet people anon

1 hours later 4460713 Anonymous (Shaq came back covered in a tire track.jpg 228x315 32kB)
>>4460694 >tfw people say that your pictures are starting to look better and less stiff but you know if you get complacent you'll never get better

1 hours later 4460716 PSPP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmPqEbibZTY

1 hours later 4460719 Anonymous
>>4460694 post the last thing you drew now matter how awful NOW

1 hours later 4460721 Anonymous
>>4460690 those areolas are disgusting

1 hours later 4460725 Anonymous (1346164341417.jpg 792x1224 666kB)
>>4460712 I'm 2much of a shutin

1 hours later 4460727 Anonymous (13253453636353.png 826x911 269kB)
>>4460701

1 hours later 4460729 Anonymous
>>4460719 none of them ever do it anon, never ever

1 hours later 4460731 Anonymous (50418 - artist_whitmaverick anthro rainbow_dash furry.png 1701x1869 885kB)
>>4460701

1 hours later 4460735 Anonymous (hug.png 640x358 194kB)
>>4460335 >pink or light grey >MT's favourite ponies are Pinkie and Rarity HOW CAN ONE DRAWFAG HAVE SO MANY DECENT OPINIONS

1 hours later 4460738 Snarky Bastard (rattlesnake ja.jpg 1440x900 72kB)
>>4460692 AH WILL DRAHG YOW SOWL SSSTRAIGHT'TA HEYLL

1 hours later 4460739 Anonymous
>>4460690 >Nadine Jansen Ladies and gentlemen, human Fluttershy.

1 hours later 4460742 Anonymous (144345353535553.png 1102x1224 681kB)
>>4460731

1 hours later 4460743 Anonymous
>>4460719 One minute I have to dig out that thing.

1 hours later 4460745 Anonymous (not a bird.gif 285x211 506kB)


1 hours later 4460748 Anonymous (1309027598942.jpg 885x921 52kB)
>>4460716 Not bad.

1 hours later 4460752 Anonymous (pun detected.jpg 480x360 46kB)
>>4460639

1 hours later 4460753 Anonymous (1346803315664.gif 245x302 451kB)
>>4460719 >>4460729 Its funny cause it's true. >>4460743 You're not me.

1 hours later 4460754 Anonymous (Playboy pix (3).jpg 600x900 73kB)
Unrealistic but somehow natural bodies time?

1 hours later 4460755 Anonymous
>>4460745 It's so pretty.

1 hours later 4460758 Anonymous (cats.gif 500x281 1029kB)
>>4460745 I need a bigger flyswatter

1 hours later 4460760 Anonymous
>>4460739 >human Fluttershy I dunno about that anon, but she's sure got some nice titties

1 hours later 4460761 Snarky Bastard (tvsnap5.jpg 384x512 58kB)
>>4460739 >NJ >not Pinkie DYEWTS

1 hours later 4460762 Anonymous (LUna.png 1072x828 792kB)
>>4460719 drew this fucking months ago. decided to give drawing a try and stopped after like 3 weeks

1 hours later 4460766 Anonymous
>>4460761 Well who'd be your model for Fluttershy, Snarky?

1 hours later 4460769 Anonymous
>>4460762 >"OUR HEAD IS TOO BIG"

1 hours later 4460770 Anonymous (the boobs.jpg 291x175 26kB)
>>4460761 look at the boooobs

1 hours later 4460772 Anonymous (so_you_want_to_be_a_mary_sue_by_engrishman-d5empof.png 650x841 685kB)


1 hours later 4460775 Anonymous (1347235562631.gif 200x100 314kB)
>>4460713 I'll never be complacent, I promise this. I'll always hate two things. My art and myself.

1 hours later 4460777 Anonymous (NotPuttingYourWheelchairInTheFridge.jpg 960x720 84kB)
>>4460719 Taking this as a request for everyone to do it. Even if you weren't.

1 hours later 4460778 Anonymous (130186396034.gif 420x340 440kB)
>>4460772

1 hours later 4460780 Anonymous (1345468391129.jpg 600x584 73kB)
>2012 >not placing two pillows on top of each other, and then inserting your penis in between them and fucking them like an animal It feels fucking great, man. Just stack two pillows, insert your dick into a sock (to not ruin the pillows), insert your sheathed dick in the two pillows, and have it. For the ultimate immersion, try sitting your monitor down on the floor, and turn on some POV porn......That feeling, man..That feeling. I'll be honest, I've never regularly masturbated. I remember discovering this pillow technique on some ultra horny night when I was 15 (have never masturbated before then), and haven't done anything other than that since (I'm 22 now). Seriously, try it.

1 hours later 4460784 Anonymous
>>4460772 It pains me that troll science is still funny to me.

1 hours later 4460787 Anonymous
>>4460716 Is it wrong that I think Rainbow Dash and Big McIntosh would be good friends?

1 hours later 4460789 Anonymous
>>4460772 >Drink ALL the booze. Fuck, I shouldn't have laughed at that.

1 hours later 4460791 Anonymous
im tird post sleeping ponies

1 hours later 4460794 Anonymous (sleepy moon.png 1280x699 1324kB)
>>4460791

1 hours later 4460796 Anonymous
>>4460780 >That image I keep saving it Then deleting it out of shame S-stop it anon ;_;

1 hours later 4460797 Anonymous
>>4460780 Hello /v/

1 hours later 4460802 Anonymous
>>4460335 MT you should totally draw Pinkie x Rarity OTP forever

1 hours later 4460804 Anonymous (1346318793913.png 969x1138 546kB)
>>4460742

1 hours later 4460806 Anonymous (asdfasdf.jpg 913x1143 261kB)
>>4460719 work in progress, haven't touched for two days oh god what am i doing with my life

1 hours later 4460807 Anonymous
>>4460769 yeah i do see a bunch of problems with it, but overall im proud of it.

1 hours later 4460809 Anonymous (Applejack.png 753x732 164kB)
What is up

1 hours later 4460810 Anonymous (1347134862018.png 358x456 53kB)
>>4460806 Those knockers look too big...

1 hours later 4460811 Anonymous (1534535353455.png 624x877 229kB)
>>4460804

1 hours later 4460815 Anonymous (balloon.jpg 503x331 18kB)
>>4460794

1 hours later 4460816 Anonymous
>>4460809 nosso?

1 hours later 4460817 Anonymous (Practice.png 1200x1200 341kB)
>>4460719

1 hours later 4460820 Anonymous
>>4460809 Nasse ur a good artist ilu

1 hours later 4460825 Anonymous
>>4460772 It would be pretty cool if Cadence had a sister of lust and merrymaking

1 hours later 4460826 Anonymous (sleepy frazzled.png 607x574 146kB)
>>4460815 OH GOD NO PLS NO

1 hours later 4460829 Snarky Bastard (blonde_bottomless_cylinder_garter_posh_shaved_solo_stock_003.jpg 800x1200 63kB)
>>4460766 Angela Sommers. but honestly, i haven't put much thought into Fluttershy, because she's worst pone.

1 hours later 4460834 Anonymous (SC.jpg 2004x3000 1063kB)
>>4460754 How does one go about becoming a trap with a body like September Carrino?

1 hours later 4460835 Anonymous
>>4460816 Yes

1 hours later 4460836 Anonymous (thispony.jpg 960x720 257kB)
>>4460729 >>4460743 Found it! Quality is shit sorry. Drew this weeks ago. It was still the last thing I've drawn

1 hours later 4460842 Anonymous
>>4460835 why no name?

1 hours later 4460843 Anonymous
>>4460752 Bit slow on the trigger there, Smith

1 hours later 4460849 Anonymous
>>4460836 Very nice anon

1 hours later 4460850 Anonymous
>>4460701 >>4460742 >>4460804 erotic greentext where

1 hours later 4460854 Anonymous
>>4460772 It's bad because, I could see Berry's booze addled mind seeing that troll science and it blowing her mind. And her trying that.

1 hours later 4460855 Anonymous
>>4460850 Never anon Never

1 hours later 4460860 Anonymous
>>4460842 Less shitstorm and I'm not drawing right now

1 hours later 4460861 Anonymous
>>4460855 noooooo

1 hours later 4460863 Anonymous (How I feel about my art.png 977x835 119kB)
>>4460719 Why not.

1 hours later 4460864 Anonymous (gummy pinkie.png 604x658 169kB)
>>4460860 Why?

1 hours later 4460866 Anonymous
>>4460854 >implying she wasn't already on the path and felt only vindication whereupon

1 hours later 4460867 Anonymous (The amount of yellow hurts my eyes.png 506x438 20kB)
>>4460719 Here is what I drew last.

1 hours later 4460869 Anonymous (2muchpone.png 2560x2795 586kB)
>>4460850 Maybe this weekend.

1 hours later 4460870 Anonymous (news flash.gif 395x216 2094kB)
>>4460864 I'm tired that's why

1 hours later 4460872 Anonymous
>>4460870 Man, Birds 2 looks fucking scary.

1 hours later 4460873 NC
>>4460864 I fucking hate you Pinkie

1 hours later 4460875 Anonymous
>>4460850 >Erotic. Damn.

1 hours later 4460877 Anonymous (Chamber-Pony2.png 657x675 360kB)
>>4460631 >>4460666 >>4460684 Okay, tweaked the leg, darkened the shadows a bit and touched up the fire.

1 hours later 4460880 Anonymous
>>4460868 at some point that guy's probably gonna draw celestia I'm looking forward to it

1 hours later 4460882 Anonymous (aborted.png 1224x1064 596kB)
>>4460719 Ever take so long on something and fuck it up so many times that you just give up on it?

1 hours later 4460884 Snarky Bastard (1318808432051.jpg 1280x720 537kB)
anyway. how would each pony respond to getting shoed?

1 hours later 4460885 Anonymous
>>4460875 nonsexual greentext is also nice

1 hours later 4460887 Art-Anon
>>4460882 Yes. I'm very ashamed of this fact.

1 hours later 4460891 Anonymous
>>4460877 Woah that lighting is... I hate to say it but it's pretty horrible. That fire looks like piss too.

1 hours later 4460892 Anonymous (153820 - baby_pony rarity Embarrassing_baby_photo vector baby mud foal.png 900x834 188kB)
>>4460849 Oh thanks! It's actually the only pony I've ever drawn

1 hours later 4460894 Anonymous
if your pony waifu was at the end of a dark hallway with a spider web in it somewhere that you are guaranteed to walk into at some point would you still walk through her? note: you do not know where it is and for some reason you have to keep your arms at your sides

1 hours later 4460895 Anonymous
>>4460877 Yay! I made a difference! It's much nicer

1 hours later 4460898 Anonymous (1334253457575345.png 1280x1129 902kB)


1 hours later 4460900 NC
>>4460884 shoe on head is hot I would not shoo a pony though

1 hours later 4460904 Anonymous
>>4460884 That is a fine rear there, Snarky.

1 hours later 4460906 Anonymous
>>4460864 I haven't drawn mostly because I was sick most of the week Right now though I don't even know

1 hours later 4460907 Anonymous
>>4460894 Yes

1 hours later 4460908 Anonymous
>>4460898 that's the only drawing he's done that I'm not fond of I'm not sure why

1 hours later 4460909 NC
>>4460894 I would

1 hours later 4460911 Anonymous
>>4460892 this picture just turned me into a pedophile

1 hours later 4460913 Anonymous
>>4460894 Sure. I've dealt with worse.

1 hours later 4460914 Anonymous
>>4460891 Well gee anon, you could go about it a bit nicer. Pity you don't like it. I think it's neat.

1 hours later 4460916 Snarky Bastard
>>4460898 >>4460868 >>4460811 >>4460804 >>4460727 >>4460701 >tfw you will never get to meet one of these anthro goddesses

1 hours later 4460918 Anonymous
>>4460911 You have my respect

1 hours later 4460920 Art-Anon
>>4460895 Always happy to do the devil's work. >>4460891 >>4460914 Welp. Looks like I've got two choices 1. Go back to Old Country and peel potatoes forever 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBCk7IvTTTw

1 hours later 4460922 Anonymous (shoehorn2_by_samutoka-d4i7gr6.gif 499x429 120kB)
>>4460884 I knew this would come in handy some day.

1 hours later 4460925 Anonymous
>>4460908 It's a little weak, however the thought of rubbing lotion on to Twi's butt is a nice one.

1 hours later 4460926 Anonymous
>>4460908 side eye side mouth leg perspective

1 hours later 4460927 Anonymous
>>4460920 3. teen silver spoon

1 hours later 4460929 Snarky Bastard
>>4460920 the skin of this potato could feed a village for an entire week!

1 hours later 4460931 Anonymous
>>4460920 What, you want to CHOOSE who can critique you now?

1 hours later 4460932 Anonymous
>>4460891 >>4460920 What the fire needs, is some well placed super bright lighting on a 'luminescence' layer That, and sharper flames at the top.

1 hours later 4460933 Anonymous (darksouls.jpg 461x403 49kB)
DID SOMEONE SAY UNDED?

1 hours later 4460938 Anonymous
>>4460931 ...Are you just pretended to be retarded now?

1 hours later 4460940 NC
>>4460877 he is right about fire always coming to a point but that is real fire this is cartoon. of course you can be real and make the whole thing bright as fuck but come on

1 hours later 4460941 Anonymous
Could that guy who was gonna give me a scroll of resurrection check your old roadrunner account again? i changed my mind.

1 hours later 4460942 Art-Anon
>>4460931 >>4460931 Nah. I was just being facetious. I wasn't sure what else to say to "it's shit." >>4460932 Got it.

1 hours later 4460945 Anonymous
>>4460931 >Not taking the prince of darkness' art critique What are you, retarded?

1 hours later 4460948 Anonymous
>>4460936 oh fuck, this is driving me to fap

1 hours later 4460949 Anonymous
>>4460936 Terrible. Why don't you have a nose?

1 hours later 4460950 Anonymous
>>4460936 Delicious.

1 hours later 4460954 Anonymous
>>4460936 beauty like that is a real rarity

1 hours later 4460955 Anonymous
>>4460942 Well the pony itself isn't bad, just how the fuck does that lighting work The flame emits a large area of luminosity, most of the pony would be in light.

1 hours later 4460957 Anonymous
>>4460936 >That face HNNNG 2CUTE >That body Bueno

1 hours later 4460958 Anonymous
>Skywishes is asking if there is a brony Steam group. >Link him to the Steam group.

1 hours later 4460959 NC (1301972978466.jpg 890x890 399kB)
now this was some nice fire

1 hours later 4460962 Anonymous
>>4460916 which one? what would you do?

1 hours later 4460964 Anonymous
>>4460936 Well for one you're horrifying like 99% of all anthro drawings

1 hours later 4460965 Anonymous
>>4460936 Like something out of my nightmare. No joke. Very familiar.

1 hours later 4460966 Anonymous (tumblr_ma61fbsbIa1rartk2o1_1280.png 579x913 239kB)
>"Are you peeking at my caboose, Anon~?"

1 hours later 4460969 Anonymous (1336322345404.png 250x243 79kB)
Goddammit I'm a failure.

1 hours later 4460971 Anonymous
why so ded, mlpg?

1 hours later 4460972 Anonymous
>>4460969 Me too, anon, me too.

1 hours later 4460973 Anonymous (an eternity of disgust.png 748x530 106kB)
>wake up >go on MLPG >human porn >mfw

1 hours later 4460974 Anonymous
>>4460971 I'm getting tripped out by music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7r9xd13uZg

1 hours later 4460975 Snarky Bastard
>>4460948 God, imagine what she'd look like, running around the house in just those panties all day. i think i'd die.

1 hours later 4460977 Anonymous
>>4460972 At least you're really anon, anon. And noone expects anything of you.

1 hours later 4460978 Anonymous
>>4460964 >That >horrifying >Most anthro art I respectfully disagree

1 hours later 4460980 Anonymous (TheCrimsonChin.png 170x170 15kB)
>>4460971 We always ded. Except when we not ded... Then we unded.

1 hours later 4460982 Anonymous
>>4460962 Rarity Everything

1 hours later 4460983 Anonymous
>>4460978 I respectfully disagree with you disrespectfully disagreeing

1 hours later 4460986 Anonymous
>>4460975 I would be able to resist the temptation to take two big handfuls of tits or ass

1 hours later 4460987 Anonymous
>>4460983 Fuck I meant respectfully disagreeing

1 hours later 4460988 Anonymous (1347348636413.jpg 360x548 55kB)
>>4460973 Human porn is our new FOTM This is what happens with so long without news.

1 hours later 4460989 Snarky Bastard
>>4460962 sorry, brother, i'd love to give you something to read, but i can't come up with shit tonight.

1 hours later 4460990 Anonymous
>>4460986 wouldn't I wouldn't that's what I meant to type

1 hours later 4460991 Anonymous
>>4460989 Try being unable to come up with shit for a month. I'm fucking dying over here from the pressure I'm putting on myself.

1 hours later 4460992 Anonymous (1346920251363.png 540x652 230kB)
I would Sleepy Pone so hard.

1 hours later 4460994 Anonymous
>>4460989 I didn't mean it like that five words or less

1 hours later 4460997 Anonymous
ded nite confessions?

1 hours later 4460998 Anonymous
>>4460992 I just want to use my tongue on her

1 hours later 4460999 Anonymous (cry.png 493x402 8kB)


1 hours later 4461001 Anonymous
http://www.dailydot.com/society/becoming-brony-my-little-pony-fandom/ >That opening image. If you EVER thought of exposing yourself, remember that face.

1 hours later 4461002 Anonymous
>>4460973 That's what you get for not talking enough about teats

1 hours later 4461003 Art-Anon
>>4460955 It does - it's a fuckoff huge light source right there in his chest - but if the entire pony was drenched in light, there'd be no shadows, and that'd be a bit boring to paint. But I see what you're getting at. Lemme see what I can do.

1 hours later 4461005 Anonymous
>>4460974 we music now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SMcXilE7z8

1 hours later 4461006 Anonymous (1345412721070.jpg 3216x3824 239kB)
>artist gets good in no time at all >effortlessly executes everything you have problems with >he still whines about how he isn't good enough oh my god I just want to hang myself

1 hours later 4461007 Anonymous (1346921274813.png 705x546 192kB)
>>4460992 I might be weird but I love dark eye circles.

1 hours later 4461010 Anonymous
>>4460997 I sometimes wish I'd never started writing for MLPG. I think I'd be happier.

1 hours later 4461012 Anonymous
>>4461001 But anonymous, I'm sure none of us are even remotely that hideous.

1 hours later 4461013 Anonymous
>>4461001 >1 man's brave foray into the "My Little Pony" fandom It hurts me. I can't read any more than that.

1 hours later 4461014 Anonymous
goodnight moon

1 hours later 4461015 Anonymous
>>4461006 Is that SB? SB. Stop.

1 hours later 4461017 Anonymous
>>4461006 it's because you begin to realize how little you actually know and how long it will take to actually get good

1 hours later 4461018 Anonymous
>>4460997 I still want to know what moon-phase-pregnancy-Luna anon had in mind with stretchy-overproductive-Braeburn

1 hours later 4461019 Anonymous
>>4460997 there's still some episodes that I haven't seen

1 hours later 4461020 Anonymous
>>4461013 But you have too. HE TALKS TO NATHAN

1 hours later 4461022 Anonymous
>>4461013 >he didn't spend a day on /mlp/ Shit tier journalism

1 hours later 4461024 Anonymous
>>4461020 i dont like it when i have to listen to nathan speak when here, why should i go elsewhere to see his words?

1 hours later 4461025 Anonymous
>>4461015 No, just some loser. >>4461017 Yes, yes this is the reason. But why, why did he get so fucking good so fast and I cant.

1 hours later 4461026 Anonymous
>>4461019 The fuck are you waiting for?

1 hours later 4461027 Anonymous
>>4460997 I'm too fucking lazy to mouse over all the spoilers that result from 'confessions' posts.

1 hours later 4461030 Anonymous
>>4461022 Imagine if a journalist did. And saw the General and thought to himself "That sounds like the perfect place to get my research!"

1 hours later 4461031 Anonymous
>>4460992 >Woulding a Sleepy pone >Not just cuddling her all the time

1 hours later 4461033 Anonymous
>>4461025 he probably spent more time practicing than you

1 hours later 4461034 Anonymous
>>4461001 >That image >1 Man >That terrible titling etiquette >fandom expose Closed the tab Shut the window Turned off the computer Threw the computer out the window Locked the door Barred the window Called the police Hid under the bed Cried self to sleep

1 hours later 4461035 Art-Anon
>>4461003 FYI - the way I painted it, I imagined the back of his neck and shoulders are intact, if a bit ragged at the edges, like Chamber's - so they'd be in the way, "blunting" the light a little bit. The light of the fire coming around the back of his head and shoulders would be less intense, I figured, than the core in his chest, where it'd be brighter.

1 hours later 4461036 Anonymous
>>4461019 Which ones?

1 hours later 4461042 Anonymous (1344605484267.png 501x997 378kB)
>>4461033 yeah

1 hours later 4461043 Anonymous
>>4461034 >diddnt buy a dog a yellow van is going to explode thanks to you

1 hours later 4461045 Anonymous
>>4460997 I want to be a valued member of the MLPG community but lack the time or dedication to learn to draw well So instead I do this shit: http://youtu.be/fxLn08OcG-Q

1 hours later 4461050 Anonymous
>>4461031 >woulding >this is a thing now Pls stop

1 hours later 4461052 Anonymous (TheLegendaryThemeAcousticGitarooMan.png 1052x1262 874kB)
Made another Gitaroo Man audio image. The acoustic version sounds sad. Perfect to go with my mood I guess. [1]

1 hours later 4461053 Snarky Bastard
>>4460986 >walk up behind her >lay your hands on her shoulders >glide them down to her breasts, giving them a good squeeze on the way down >continue across her hips >one hand slips inside her panties while the other follows the line that runs up the back of the stockings up her thigh all the way to her ass >you can feel the electricity in the air as her excitement causes small amounts of magic to escape her horn >she moans as you finger her from behind, wrapping her tail around your waist and pulling you closer into her >her hands can't decide if they want to pull your head into a kiss, play with her tits, or help you jill herself

1 hours later 4461054 Anonymous (Soldier.jpg 370x278 63kB)
>>4461006 >any artist >wanting to sudoku you sicken me I live only to spite you talent-squandering dumbasses

1 hours later 4461055 Anonymous
>>4461050 >Epic new meme XD

1 hours later 4461057 Anonymous (1346703918313.png 425x425 83kB)
>>4461001 >The kid goes on to tell me that the newest iteration of the My Little Pony franchise, subtitled Friendship is Magic, got revived in 2010 by an artist named Lauren Faust and is more or less an animated, bestial stepchild of Star Trek and Doctor Who. I surely this idiot knows that his own opinion's are pure bullshit. I pretty much stopped there. All in all the lesson is, "research autist who have no connections whit the original fandom and disregard everyfuckingthing because "Bronies".

1 hours later 4461059 Anonymous
>>4461053 >fingering a girl from behind while playing with her tits this is my fetish

1 hours later 4461061 Art-Anon
>>4461006 I'm probably not the artist you're talking about, but I'd be happy to answer any questions you might have, if I can.

1 hours later 4461063 Anonymous (Hurrr.png 237x229 82kB)
>>4461057 The reporter, out of several hundred fucktards had to find our fucktard.

1 hours later 4461065 Anonymous
>>4461061 I'm jealous of Kraut.

1 hours later 4461068 Anonymous (CONTEMPT.png 442x423 187kB)
>>4461057 >animated bestial stepchild of Star Trek and Doctor Who >animated bestial stepchild of Star Trek and Doctor Who >animated bestial stepchild of Star Trek and Doctor Who >animated bestial stepchild of Star Trek and Doctor Who >animated bestial stepchild of Star Trek and Doctor Who This is fucking stupid on every single level anything can ever be fucking stupid.

1 hours later 4461069 Anonymous
>>4461065 Just find him and eat his still beating heart in front of him to gain his powers

1 hours later 4461070 Anonymous
>>4461059 thats not a fetish anon

1 hours later 4461073 Anonymous
>>4461069 >You also gain his crippling depression.

1 hours later 4461074 Anonymous
>>4461012 Yeah, I'm much more hideous. And I don't even have a neck beard.

1 hours later 4461075 Anonymous
>>4461059 That's not a fetish. That's just hot.

1 hours later 4461076 Art-Anon
>>4461065 I'm sure if you asked him for advice, he'd be willing to give it. We're not as "above it all" as we appear to be at times.

1 hours later 4461078 Anonymous
>>4461068 It's because DeLance voiced in it and "Doctor Whooves" You know it to be true.

1 hours later 4461080 Anonymous
>>4461068 I know, it's not even half of it.

1 hours later 4461083 Anonymous
>>4461073 Then find an artist that is always optimistic and eat his heart too, not only adding his talent to yours but gaining his optimism too I swear to god you guys suck at thinking sometime

1 hours later 4461084 Anonymous
>>4461070 >>4461075 here being vanilla is so rare that it might as well be a fetish

1 hours later 4461086 Snarky Bastard
>>4461075 >>4461070 >"you're absolutely right that's not your fetish~ i am."

1 hours later 4461087 Anonymous
>>4461078 No, it's because he is talking to Nathan. And everything that comes out of his autistic mouth is pure Fox news level retarded fact about something he knows.

1 hours later 4461089 Anonymous
>>4461076 I don't want his advice, why would I want his advice? Advice on how to hate myself? I do that just fine.

1 hours later 4461090 Anonymous (1323409767626.png 458x389 5kB)
>>4461083 >an artist that is always optimistic

1 hours later 4461092 Anonymous (1330085228497.png 301x301 26kB)
>>4461078 Nathan pls. We don't care how fucking autistic you are but this time you've gone too far.

1 hours later 4461096 Anonymous
>>4461087 wait that was what Nathan said and not some other brony he interviewed?

1 hours later 4461097 Anonymous
>>4461086 also anal

1 hours later 4461098 Anonymous
>>4461096 DYERTA?

1 hours later 4461099 Anonymous
>>4461090 THEN BREED ONE YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER FIN TWO GOOD ARTIST, MAKE THEM BREED AND THEN TAKE THEIR CHILD AND RAISE HIM TO BE MR OPTIMISM THE EAT HIS HEART

1 hours later 4461101 Anonymous
>>4461096 No, i think he stuck with Nathan most of the time. Like, the worst chance encounter ever.

1 hours later 4461103 Anonymous
>>4461092 he was joking you are the autim etc

1 hours later 4461106 Anonymous
>>4461098 fuck no

2 hours later 4461107 Anonymous
>>4461103 >autim

2 hours later 4461109 Anonymous
>>4461103 >HURR DURR I WAS PRETENDING ALL ALONG You, yes, you. Fucking quiet.

2 hours later 4461110 Anonymous (1330930601889.jpg 554x527 160kB)
>>4461078 I know "why", that doesn't make it any less fucking retarded. Fucking Nathan and his fucking stupid fat face. Just reading SOME of that article is giving me a migraine. Thanks MLPG.

2 hours later 4461113 Anonymous (GIF 0081.gif 900x507 1325kB)
>>4461092 >getting called nathan I've done something unforgivable. Goodbye, MLPG I'm sorry I couldn't be the best pony possible

2 hours later 4461114 Anonymous
>>4461106 Read it all. Read it and know that this is what people will read and think of you as. Brony conventions are trekky conventions now. And Nathan's word is true as gold.

2 hours later 4461118 Anonymous
>>4461114 This is the reason that I despise bronies. This fact right here.

2 hours later 4461120 Anonymous
>>4461109 >LEL DMGCONTROL IM RIGHT I wasn't even that guy to begin with

2 hours later 4461121 Anonymous
>>4461001 >furry-looking ponies but the ponies dont look furry at all

2 hours later 4461123 Anonymous
>>4461087 >All those Facebook comments agree with him. This is possibly the worst thing I've had the misfortune of reading. >>4461114 >Dailydot haha, look on the bright side - at least that's not a popular site.

2 hours later 4461125 Anonymous
>>4461118 It's also why I hate furries.

2 hours later 4461127 Anonymous
do you love pony?

2 hours later 4461129 Anonymous
>>4461127 Yes

2 hours later 4461130 Anonymous
>>4461127 Yes

2 hours later 4461131 Anonymous
>>4461099 >you leave two artists alone at the Artist Daycare >you come back and find a bajillion painted eggs >"I dunno, they just kind of appeared."

2 hours later 4461132 Anonymous (131583115856.png 693x665 330kB)
>>4461127 yes, very.

2 hours later 4461133 Anonymous (1346702669287.gif 853x480 2968kB)
>>4461127 No love only hate.

2 hours later 4461134 Anonymous
>>4461114 >Read it and know that this is what people will read and think of you as. doubt it, not only do i hide my powerlevel but im not ugly and rather /fit/. Plus im joining the military and the general public typically respects those who serve by default. should it ever come up i doubt it would be an issue

2 hours later 4461136 Snarky Bastard (mlp rarity ma.jpg 900x900 128kB)
goodnight MLPG.

2 hours later 4461137 Anonymous
I thought this fad would be dead by now. Welp, S3 extended hiatus should hopefully do the trick.

2 hours later 4461138 Anonymous
>>4461121 >Furry looking ponies But ponies aren't furr- Oh.

2 hours later 4461140 Anonymous
>>4461134 >gorilla warfare

2 hours later 4461141 Anonymous (172082 - artist_jesrartes spike twilight_sparkle.jpg 900x900 105kB)
>>4461127 I love this pony

2 hours later 4461143 Anonymous (B9Cvp.jpg.gif 250x141 476kB)
>>4461006 >Emo Artists Once upon a lifetime ago, in a completely different art-related corner of the internet, I knew such a fellow. The lucky fucker went from herp-derp-level crayong drawings to god-tier in like 18 months, and everyone (in said small community) was all over his dick. How did he take it? Depression. Absolute depression. He couldn't reconcile how everyone loved him (or at least his art) with how unfulfilled (I guess?) he felt with life. Nigga nearly went Full Cobain a few times (its funny because he's actually black, you see). Last I heard he ended up getting engaged to some other artist chick only to call it off. Watching him convinced me not to pursue my art too far. I'm good enough at sketching random shit in a handful of styles. Good enough to do some art-related project with friends/girlfriend/co-workers, but no interest in going further, lest I tempt the onset of the emo. Pic slightly related?

2 hours later 4461146 Anonymous
>tfw no s3

2 hours later 4461147 Anonymous (1328061211315.png 356x554 99kB)
>>4461127 yes especially this one

2 hours later 4461149 Anonymous (itbegins.png 591x594 489kB)
>>4461136

2 hours later 4461150 Anonymous (1330084145440.gif 468x480 375kB)
>>4461141 Spike isn't a pone you tart

2 hours later 4461151 Anonymous
>>4461131 You idiot, you kidnapped two changelings disguised as artists! They feed on white knight. (Yes it is an emotion)

2 hours later 4461152 Anonymous
>>4461140 >not being trained in gorilla warfare

2 hours later 4461153 Anonymous
>>4461143 Is it wrong to hope this happens to Kraut.

2 hours later 4461155 Anonymous
>>4461150 He meant the purple one.

2 hours later 4461156 Anonymous
>>4461153 Yeah pretty wrong...

2 hours later 4461157 Anonymous
>>4461153 I don't think you should wish such things on people unless they're complete dickbags.

2 hours later 4461160 Anonymous
>>4461152 >Not being skilled in Urban Monkey Warfare

2 hours later 4461161 Anonymous (img008.jpg 2454x3372 727kB)
Hey MLPG, I just got my laptop back after 4 weeks in repair. Did I miss anything big Weaver make any new cute OCs? any new fetishes become popular? Bronies cause any shistorms? And any updates about that cartoon whe sometimes watch? Last update I saw was dilapidated ponyville pics.

2 hours later 4461162 Anonymous
>>4461114 Too much of a normal looking non-spaghetti artfag to be thought of as a faggot furry I hope

2 hours later 4461163 Anonymous
>>4461152 >not being trained to mastubate silently whilst commencing in gorilla warfare

2 hours later 4461165 Anonymous
>>4461161 No, hasn't even been around Nope Not at all None

2 hours later 4461167 Anonymous (cobain.jpg 440x299 15kB)
>>4461143 That's incredibly fucking stupid

2 hours later 4461168 Anonymous
>>4461161 >dilapidated ponyville pictures What?

2 hours later 4461169 Anonymous
>>4461160 >Not being a master of Suburban Simian Skirmishes.

2 hours later 4461170 Anonymous (1342054469318.gif 480x495 477kB)
>>4461156 >>4461157 oh

2 hours later 4461172 Anonymous (moreboobfinal.png 400x550 9kB)
>>4461161 GG did a BE series with anthrojack

2 hours later 4461174 Anonymous
>>4461161 Literally nothing of interest has happened.

2 hours later 4461175 Anonymous
>>4461153 It was really sad to see him spiral down like that. I don't wish harm on anyone except in moments of jest.

2 hours later 4461178 Anonymous
>>4461165 I agree. Pretty quiet. Not like the piss is upset at us for hoarding Artist and Contributors or /mlp/ wants us to stop using MLPG . Nothing of the sort, I think.

2 hours later 4461180 Anonymous
DON'T RESPOND

2 hours later 4461181 Anonymous
>>4461170 >He will never get that pizza.

2 hours later 4461182 Anonymous
>>4461172 I came back from a 3 month 4chan haitus just in time for that. It was glorious. I got nothing done that evening.

2 hours later 4461183 Anonymous (GitarooManTaintedOverpass.jpg 1024x614 1590kB)
More music [1] [2]

2 hours later 4461184 Anonymous
>>4461175 He spirals down every week. Hell, every time I see him he's got a rope around his neck and a gun to his head.

2 hours later 4461187 Anonymous (andrew wk.jpg 320x320 26kB)
>>4461180

2 hours later 4461188 Anonymous
>>4461178 It's too quiet And the piss - rather - some jelly fucktards - finally calmed the fuck down. Last I checked, the /mlp/ "official" drawthread has some decent artists in it.

2 hours later 4461190 Anonymous
>>4461183 >dat Tainted Lovers

2 hours later 4461191 Anonymous
>>4461165 Really? Nothing? Not even a start date? Jesus...oh well, I guess I'll go catch up on Gravity Falls.

2 hours later 4461193 Anonymous (BatmanDisagreesWithTheMcDonaldsManagerOnHisOrder.jpg 1280x800 162kB)
>>4461180

2 hours later 4461194 Anonymous
>>4461175 can someone fill me in on what happened to kraut last I recall he drew those comic things didnt he?

2 hours later 4461195 Anonymous (all the pony related stuff that's happened this summer.jpg 640x480 16kB)
>>4461161 WE BORED

2 hours later 4461197 Anonymous
MLPG : /mlp/ :: /co/ : MLPG?

2 hours later 4461198 Anonymous
>>4461191 See you in 30 minutes

2 hours later 4461200 Anonymous
>>4461198 Oh fuck, there's only one new ep of that out too?

2 hours later 4461201 Anonymous
>>4461187 that's not andrew wk that's tasteless

2 hours later 4461202 Anonymous
>>4461201 that's the joke

2 hours later 4461203 Anonymous (1343256398769.jpg 1280x1391 440kB)
>>4461191 If you've been away for a month like you said I think there's a couple of episodes you can download but GF is on a short hiatus too. Fucking cartoons, how do they work?

2 hours later 4461205 Anonymous (14324442343.png 897x600 295kB)
>>4461188

2 hours later 4461206 Anonymous
it's been too long since we had a decent >feel around here

2 hours later 4461207 Anonymous
>>4461202 how is that a joke anon? i think the person was just confused

2 hours later 4461210 Anonymous (lauren faust staring into your the depths of your soul.jpg 300x365 12kB)
>>4461201 That's clearly a male model.

2 hours later 4461212 Anonymous
>>4461206 >your favorite pone >something adorable and cute >you cuddle

2 hours later 4461213 Anonymous
>>4461173 It's shit

2 hours later 4461214 Anonymous
>>4461210 That's not lauren faust, the sign clearly says CRAIG McCRACKEN

2 hours later 4461215 Art-Anon (Chamber-Pony3.png 657x675 392kB)
>>4460955 >>4460932 Oh, wow, you weren't kidding about the super-bright bits.

2 hours later 4461217 Anonymous
>>4461206 I'm a shit writer who can't even force out his requests, anon. I can't really help you there.

2 hours later 4461218 Anonymous
>>4461212 Give this man a medal.

2 hours later 4461219 Anonymous
>>4461206 >tfw pony will never fart right into your mouth

2 hours later 4461222 Anonymous
>>4461206 we voted. Greentext is no lover a valid form of writing so we don't do it anymore.

2 hours later 4461224 Anonymous
>>4461203 >>4461165 I suppose I should be glad I don't have much to catch up on, but I was kind of looking forward to a big archive binge...

2 hours later 4461226 Anonymous
>>4461212 >Later you and favorite pony leave the house >She has a pretty dress >You have a wonderful time together

2 hours later 4461227 Anonymous
>>4461214 are you retarded? the signs in the back of her clearly say she's comic-con.

2 hours later 4461228 Anonymous (Implyinganyonewouldreadthismuchpone.png 3200x2888 590kB)
>>4461222 Well shit what am I gonna do then?

2 hours later 4461230 Anonymous
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/927655#search=Friendship_is_magic Hello new fap material

2 hours later 4461231 Anonymous
>>4461222 we only read patrician fanfiction for refined gentlemen such as ourselves

2 hours later 4461235 Anonymous
>>4461228 Learn some brevity?

2 hours later 4461236 Anonymous
>>4461228 Probably get banned and have the FBI sent after you for posting that illegal shit. Moot really cracked down on that.

2 hours later 4461238 Anonymous
>>4461226 >something sad happens later that day >you do something to cheer them up >the two of you are happy again

2 hours later 4461241 Anonymous
>>4461227 Sorry, I thought ComicCon was the name of the eye that was watching her. Is NTERNATIONAL the name of the eye on the wall or what?

2 hours later 4461245 Anonymous
>>4461238 >one anon starts complaining about the lack of sex

2 hours later 4461247 Anonymous
>>4461230 >Leaving the search referrer in the URL This pisses me off more than it should

2 hours later 4461248 Anonymous
>>4461228 See, hell, that story would be much easier to read if it weren't in greentext. It's just a story where every sentence is its own line and colored green. It would take up less posts too.

2 hours later 4461249 Anonymous
>>4461238 >One day she's acting kind of strange and secretive >She was actually planning to surprise you with something nice >You're surprised (but not startled) >You hug

2 hours later 4461250 Anonymous (LaughingHorses.gif 564x360 751kB)
>>4461231 >Reading. >And this hooligan thinks he is a gentleman.

2 hours later 4461251 Anonymous
>>4461236 >implying the FBI aren't reading these threads right now >implying they didn't write a sizeable portion of our greentexts

2 hours later 4461253 Anonymous
>>4461245 >story is dropped as camps argue back and forth, driving the writer insane and despondent.

2 hours later 4461254 Anonymous
So when's someone going to livestream every episode of Mona the Vampire?

2 hours later 4461255 Anonymous
>>4461230 >Twilight forcing Rarity to take it all in O-oh my... I'll be in my bunk

2 hours later 4461256 Anonymous
>>4461235 >brevity The point is to be stupidly long to the point where almost nobody will read it. It's like a self fulfilling prophesy. Also despite my complaints it's fun to write.

2 hours later 4461258 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) (1319335344043.gif 486x486 720kB)


2 hours later 4461260 Anonymous (opinions general.png 503x508 101kB)
Uh

2 hours later 4461261 Anonymous
>>4461251 >FBI come here after AB >They never get him >They're still here The ride stops for no man

2 hours later 4461262 Anonymous
>>4461215 Holy shit. Now we're talking

2 hours later 4461264 Anonymous
>>4461254 an hour or so after you post a good torrent

2 hours later 4461265 Anonymous (1330084503294.png 212x192 54kB)
I just swallowed 2 benedryls and an anti-anxiety pill. How fucked am I?

2 hours later 4461266 Anonymous (lobster1.jpg 183x148 18kB)
>>4461247 >people sending youtube links with the unnecessary bits at the end

2 hours later 4461267 Anonymous
>>4461247 It's like when people leave the "&feature" in youtube links

2 hours later 4461269 Anonymous
fuck my computer shuts off out of nowhere then beeps until I cut the power, why

2 hours later 4461272 Anonymous
>>4461260 more Twipie is good

2 hours later 4461274 Anonymous
>>4461249 >Sometime later she looks at you seductivly >you pull her close >sloppy makeouts

2 hours later 4461275 Anonymous
>>4461260 Haha, nice. Though the thumbnail is terrifying.

2 hours later 4461277 Anonymous
>>4461265 OH MAN YOU'RE GOING TO LITERALLY SEE TIME AND SMELL COLORS BRO I don't know how Benedryl reacts with anti-anxiety medicine, but i know 2 Benedryls won't do shit

2 hours later 4461278 Anonymous
>>4461269 >>>/g/ >>>/r/ techsupport >>>/your personal blog/

2 hours later 4461279 Anonymous
>>4461258 WHY DO I FEEL BAD FOR HORSE YOU AREN'T EVEN REAL YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF FLASH SYMBOLS STOP MAKING ME >FEEL

2 hours later 4461280 Anonymous
>>4461266 >>4461267 hahahah

2 hours later 4461283 Anonymous (ha.jpg 600x500 90kB)
>>4461265 >anti-anxiety pill enjoy your sugar-based placebo

2 hours later 4461285 Anonymous
>>4461269 Ram or gpu is fucked Make sure it's plugged in

2 hours later 4461289 Anonymous
>>4461251 >"Agent Steve..." >'Fffffff' >"Agent Steve, were you writing feels again?" >'It's an undercover sting sir!' >"Funny, I don't recall ordering a feel when stung." >Steve starts to sweat a little, in the air conditioned room. >'Uuh.' >"Uuhhhhhhhh" >"'UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'"

2 hours later 4461291 Anonymous
>>4461260 >Twilight's totally into it >Pinkie wondering why Twilight's eating her ear one sided shipping is fun

2 hours later 4461293 Anonymous
What fetishes do you wish people brought up more?

2 hours later 4461295 Anonymous
>>4461261 >"Marriston! Hoy! WHERE. IS. THAT. SILVERSPOON STORY?!" >"N-nobody's been writing Teen >feels, sir! Not since that Applebloom one started a shitstorm!" >"It was a Class 3, sir! We nearly had to call in reinforcements! And ever since then, everyone's afraid to write more for fear of another one breaking out!" >"THAT'S NO GODDAMN EXCUSE!!!"

2 hours later 4461296 Anonymous
>>4461274 >fartfags intervene >thread derails and is no longer chill

2 hours later 4461297 Anonymous
>>4461278 you're pissy this morning fuck you too bitch

2 hours later 4461301 Anonymous
>>4461293 None. Thanks for asking.

2 hours later 4461302 Anonymous
>>4461289 "BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL"

2 hours later 4461303 Anonymous
>>4461293 diapers kinda

2 hours later 4461305 Anonymous
>>4461293 Cross-sections womb insertion. There, I said it.

2 hours later 4461306 Anonymous
>>4461297 >Using 4chan as your personal blog >Calling someone out on it >Implying this is bitchy Are you just that new?

2 hours later 4461307 Anonymous
>>4461296 fucking fartfags ruining a good thing

2 hours later 4461308 Anonymous
>>4461295 there will be more just no ideas yet

2 hours later 4461309 Anonymous
>>4461293 Impregnation

2 hours later 4461310 Anonymous
>>4461293 >>4461301

2 hours later 4461311 Anonymous
>>4461293 None since most people here don't like my fetish

2 hours later 4461312 Anonymous
>>4461293 feet, bondage, play rape, DiD

2 hours later 4461314 Anonymous
>>4461293 socks

2 hours later 4461315 Art-Anon
>>4461262 >got someone to say "Holy shit." Mission: Accomplished.

2 hours later 4461316 Anonymous
>>4461308 FUCK you too?!

2 hours later 4461317 Anonymous (twipie_shipping_comic_by_shoutingisfun-d4ufd16.jpg 629x5000 557kB)
>>4461291 actually, Pinkie knows

2 hours later 4461318 Anonymous
>>4461215 That's hot.

2 hours later 4461319 Anonymous (1306208597947.png 227x240 13kB)
>>4461306 why do you keep spouting 'personal blog' when I just asked a question? just becuase you start using a phrase these two years doesn't make me new just because I've ignored your bullshit you need to relax in this place, how new are you?

2 hours later 4461322 Anonymous (shitposting.jpg 311x311 51kB)
>>4461303 >>4461305 >>4461309 >>4461312 Ishiggity giggity

2 hours later 4461324 Anonymous
>>4461305 >womb insertion mah nigga

2 hours later 4461327 Anonymous
>>4461215 >>4461315 I like the fiery bits. 15 likes you

2 hours later 4461328 Anonymous (pun-detected.jpg 480x360 33kB)
>>4461318

2 hours later 4461329 Anonymous
>>4461319 We don't fucking know, we're not /g/. Go ask /g/. Do you click on a Superman thread on /co/ and ask how to bake a cake?

2 hours later 4461330 Anonymous
>>4461324 John K. Pe-Ta Fucking unf.

2 hours later 4461333 Anonymous
>>4461316 unfortunately and I'm afraid it will start another shitstorm if I push the envelope too far which is like the opposite of how this place normally makes me feel

2 hours later 4461334 Anonymous
>>4461317 I wonder if Pinkie would taste pretty good Cannibalistically of course

2 hours later 4461335 Anonymous
>>4461291 >"I-I'M COMING, PINKIE! OH GOD I'M COMING" >"But you're right here." Oh shit I gotta draw this

2 hours later 4461337 Anonymous
>>4461317 ...aww... I hate seeing Twilight so excited and then getting crushed like that. It pains me inside.

2 hours later 4461338 Anonymous
>>4461319 >>4461329 Be chill yo And follow >>4461285

2 hours later 4461340 Anonymous
>>4461329 >WE GO SUCK ALL THE DICKS NEWFAG

2 hours later 4461341 Anonymous
>>4461295 >"Captain's been tense ever since the waifu feels stopped coming in." >Marriston looks over his shoulder nervously as he speaks, "He keeps saying he's gonna go looking for the writers himself if things don't get back on track." >The agents shudder in unison, heading back to their stations while the Captain secretly tries writing his own stories at his desk.

2 hours later 4461343 Anonymous (1341006508054.png 808x586 136kB)
>>4461333 I know that feel. I think it's why I'm struggling to write anything anymore.

2 hours later 4461344 Anonymous (God I love Chipotle.png 817x126 6kB)
>>4461337 I know right bro

2 hours later 4461347 Anonymous (ot0MZ.png 412x484 131kB)
I have this sports drink but I'm not going to do sports. What happens if I drink it?

2 hours later 4461348 Anonymous
>>4461340 Alright. Listen here. We don't care if you're new but don't post retardedly or reply to trolls like that. Just an fyi

2 hours later 4461349 Anonymous (japan ass.jpg 500x735 71kB)
>you will never have a pony ass collection

2 hours later 4461350 Anonymous
>>4461330 dem insertions dem bulges dat inflation we double niggas

2 hours later 4461351 Anonymous (1342349735064.gif 384x216 2647kB)
How to not be depressed from doing art: 1.Find a person that likes to do art too and has your same interests at heart (preferably someone you can hang with IRL) 2.Become close friends with the person 3.brainstorm and make art/improve art together, overall work together 4.???????? 5.PROFIT Congratulations. your loneliness is fucking gone. no longer depressed. QUIT reclusing yourselves. jesus christ don't you learn anything from watching this show?

2 hours later 4461352 Anonymous (1.gif 230x223 112kB)
>>4461317 >Calls her beautiful >Gets called a faggot

2 hours later 4461353 Anonymous
>>4461347 Cancer ass cancer

2 hours later 4461355 Anonymous
>>4461344 hahahah I'm not allowed to own a gun. My tracking anklet itches too.

2 hours later 4461356 Anonymous
>>4461343 this place has lost too many contributors due to bad Anons don't let them win

2 hours later 4461357 Anonymous
>>4461333 Eh, I think the general for the most part was just expecting feels from them all. You know, those feels that don't involve placing the feel sword into the heart of the emotion beast.

2 hours later 4461358 Anonymous
>>4461347 You'll get fat ter

2 hours later 4461360 Anonymous (tumblr_lw0eyzgF6Z1qfewofo1_500.png 500x673 213kB)
so what happened to purple tinker this time? http://twitter.com/EquestriaGaming/status/244121863532449793 also her DA account is gone, but i assume it will be back eventually...... like always

2 hours later 4461361 Anonymous
>>4461349 >Japaninanutshell.jpg

2 hours later 4461364 Anonymous (Looks Like Heart Times For Twilight Lie Ahead.png 770x700 291kB)
>>4461337 I find it funny

2 hours later 4461366 Anonymous
>>4461341 >After a while he hangs his head, despondent. > "Her dad was just starting to like us...! W-we haven't even had a proper date yet...!"

2 hours later 4461368 Anonymous
>>4461351 >don't you learn anything from watching this show? no

2 hours later 4461369 Anonymous
>>4461348 you fucking bastard

2 hours later 4461371 Anonymous
>>4461366 we totally did

2 hours later 4461372 Anonymous
>>4461356 they were mostly writefags and who cares about >fanfiction

2 hours later 4461375 Anonymous (1330089150487.gif 1280x720 1158kB)
>>4461351 >don't you learn anything from watching this show? Haha, good one.

2 hours later 4461376 Anonymous (Winter Bulking Already.png 880x804 171kB)
BUTTS

2 hours later 4461377 Anonymous
>>4461371 Wrong teen.

2 hours later 4461378 Anonymous (1342434206504.jpg 864x922 133kB)
>>4461337 >>4461364 I know both of those feels

2 hours later 4461379 Anonymous
>>4461357 But the Emotion Beast must be stopped when it inevitably returns to feast on our plane. Who will wield the Feelblade when the time comes? We must keep the Way of Feel alive for future generations of feelsmiths.

2 hours later 4461380 Anonymous
>>4461372 we've lost plenty of drawfags too

2 hours later 4461381 Anonymous
>>4461371 Going for a yoga class doesn't count. I mean a real date. Taking her out to a movie, or to dinner, or even a walk in the park.

2 hours later 4461383 Anonymous
Alright I'm sick of mousing over spoiler text. Is there an extension that like greys out spoiler text so you know it's there but can still read it without mousing over?

2 hours later 4461385 Anonymous (Teen Silver Spoon 2.png 1200x1536 119kB)
>>4461381 we totally did

2 hours later 4461386 Anonymous
>>4461372 Some of us like >fanfiction, nigger.

2 hours later 4461388 Anonymous
>>4461380 who that were particularly worthwile? we kinda have a lot of good/up and coming drawfags.

2 hours later 4461389 Anonymous (1310918604816.png 496x490 86kB)
>>4461293 sexy clothes

2 hours later 4461391 Anonymous
>>4461366 ... Wait, is this Diamond Tiara or Silver spoon?

2 hours later 4461393 Anonymous
>>4461380 >losing drawfags >implying they weren't sucked up by bronies, porn, and pedophilia

2 hours later 4461394 Anonymous (1334934744073.jpg 221x195 9kB)
>>4461351 This show taught me that I could have gone a lifetime without ever having to read about horsecocks and stuff like had I just ignored it.

2 hours later 4461395 Anonymous
>>4461391 Yes.

2 hours later 4461398 Anonymous (1328060481032.gif 417x405 823kB)
>>4461386 >liking fanfiction

2 hours later 4461399 Anonymous
>>4461388 jessy I miss her plane ponies

2 hours later 4461402 Anonymous
>>4461394 I was happier watching the show without MLPG, than I was when I started posting in MLPG

2 hours later 4461405 Anonymous
>>4461399 we diddnt lose her, she just hasnt posted in a while. i dont even think she has done much recently with her tumblr and other such things

2 hours later 4461406 Anonymous
>>4461399 I miss Jessy and Rose. Our female contributors were fun. I also miss Fluffy

2 hours later 4461408 Anonymous
>>4461379 I was talking about fucking...

2 hours later 4461409 Anonymous (1345440069287.png 800x800 37kB)
>>4461398 >not liking fanfiction

2 hours later 4461410 Anonymous
>>4461379 Well, now I'm thinking of Samurai Jack. Which writefag would be Jack, and which the Scotsman?

2 hours later 4461412 Anonymous
>>4461406 I'm pretty sure Rose is still here And Jessy visits

2 hours later 4461414 Anonymous
>>4461388 >A new generation of drawfags is rising

2 hours later 4461415 Anonymous
>>4461405 Yeah, she seems to have taken a break.

2 hours later 4461417 Anonymous
>>4461402 Well, I gotta give MLPG some credit for at least keeping my faggotry levels in check. If I didn't come here and get straightened out I could have turned out a hell of a lot worse.

2 hours later 4461418 Anonymous
>>4461295 why did people get so mad over that anyways

2 hours later 4461419 Anonymous
>>4461402 I read about the show before I actually watched it, mlpg used to be a happier place

2 hours later 4461422 Anonymous
>>4461414 MLPG has been the spawning ground for a lot of this fandoms contributors

2 hours later 4461425 Anonymous
>>4461414 you ever wonder where they came from? it's not like we get new blood often here

2 hours later 4461426 Anonymous
>>4461406 Wasn't Jessy doing an animation or something at one point? Did she give up on that?

2 hours later 4461427 Anonymous (1346920820467.png 1102x550 39kB)
G'night MLPG. I'm totally pooped from my mini vacation. Spent to days with little to no sleep. Stay classy Anon!

2 hours later 4461428 Anonymous
>>4461417 I was even less faggy before MLPG, and I didn't know shit all about bronies or people wanting to fuck horses. Watching pone in a bubble was just golden. lonely, but golden

2 hours later 4461430 Anonymous
>>4461395 I am sure at some point Totally not trying to drop a hint we are going to find the same old limo Anon always sees, only the driver opens the door for him. And I am sure after that point we may or may not end up at a massive pool, that at one point the property never used.

2 hours later 4461432 Anonymous
Would you a Gutlight Bloatle?

2 hours later 4461433 Anonymous
>>4461422 >Some of them become great >even famous >during an interview >"So what inspired you to start drawing Anon? Who encouraged you?"

2 hours later 4461435 Anonymous
>>4461422 Everyone knows that, that's why all the be- most popular artists came from here, why /mlp/ is jelly, and why new artists continue to post here more than any other MLP community.

2 hours later 4461436 Anonymous (and that's all just pre.png 4995x2323 656kB)
>>4461432 >no file what

2 hours later 4461439 Anonymous
>>4461433 >"Those fine folks at ponychan of course"

2 hours later 4461441 Anonymous
>>4461418 Probably because the people interested in writing them were doing them for the >feels. And then all of a sudden, sex kinda threw a monkey wrench in the feel machine.

2 hours later 4461444 Anonymous
>>4461439 Fun fact of the day: Ponychan's actually set up now so that no new visitors can make posts.

2 hours later 4461447 Anonymous (twily.png 1095x685 62kB)
>>4461432 maybe

2 hours later 4461448 Anonymous
>>4461441 why don't we have both?

2 hours later 4461449 Anonymous
>>4461439 >The interviewers try to talk to Ponychan. >ERROR >ERROR >ERROR >"PONYCHAN STRONG!"

2 hours later 4461451 Anonymous
>>4461432 >>4461436 Rub her tummy and get her some pepto? Yes.

2 hours later 4461453 Anonymous
>>4461433 >"A Bunch of Faggots."

2 hours later 4461456 Anonymous
>>4461436 Some one should alter her expression so she's smiling seductively

2 hours later 4461457 Anonymous
>>4461441 >Luna Quest suffered the same problem not long after And I hear people were making comparisons to Aspirant's things, as well as mentioning canon vs non canon for greentext of all things.

2 hours later 4461460 Anonymous
>>4461448 Dunno, but it seemed to have struck a nerve with some of the folks here. And I get blamed for the rage.

2 hours later 4461461 Anonymous
>>4461448 Because the people who want feels want to wait for the right time for sex to be part of it. While the people who want sex want it NOW NOW NOW. You can't really have a compromise between them.

2 hours later 4461465 Anonymous
>>4461379 >>4461408 >few living feelsmiths have seen the feelblade let alone laid hands on it >and fewer still know the true secret of the feelblade that all smiths carry one in their pants yes, even the girls, they have a built-in sheath for it too the lucky fuckers

2 hours later 4461466 Anonymous
>>4461457 the only people throwing the word canon around were the people describing the situation like yourself

2 hours later 4461467 Anonymous
>>4461415 A lot drawfags are simply bored with it now. While others have given in to despair and stopped. I was never particularly prolific myself.

2 hours later 4461470 Anonymous
>>4461461 For a time, there was peace. But no longer.

2 hours later 4461473 Anonymous (Scootaohshitwhatisgoingon.png 546x447 81kB)
>Finally get in the swing of improving art and producing pone art >Lose motivation Wat do.

2 hours later 4461475 Anonymous
>>4461461 there's a pretty big difference between having sex immediately and waiting until your honeymoon part of being a teenager is awkward impulsive sexual experimentation. it's just another part of what made being a teenager so embarrassing and yet at the same time wonderful

2 hours later 4461477 Anonymous
>>4461466 Oh, so it wasn't as bad as it was made to sound then? Good.

2 hours later 4461478 Anonymous
>>4461473 Roll.

2 hours later 4461479 Anonymous
>>4461473 Produce anyway Motivation is an illusion

2 hours later 4461481 Anonymous
>>4461473 Close tab, get off the computer, write down what you want to improve tomorrow. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

2 hours later 4461484 Anonymous (tumblr_ma8xboBn3u1rguzwfo1_1280.png 1280x800 341kB)


2 hours later 4461486 Anonymous
>>4461484 No, that's not okay.

2 hours later 4461493 Anonymous
>>4461475 >The only teenage encounters I have had were the ones i saw on the TV. >They have drama and sex, so I must write it like that so it is realistic!

2 hours later 4461494 Anonymous
>>4461484 But anon, what if I have no friends

2 hours later 4461499 Anonymous
>>4461494 We could be friends, anon if that's alright with you, anyway ~

2 hours later 4461500 Anonymous
>>4461484 >Heaven is a cornfield The Elysian fields are not corn

2 hours later 4461504 Anonymous
>>4461467 >bored with it This. Unfortunately, there's only so much you can squeeze out of a pony. Even with the discussions here, new characters, or new crossovers, it becomes stale after a while.

2 hours later 4461510 Anonymous
>>4461504 >Only drawing ponies How can you possibly call yourself a drawfag if you only draw one thing?

2 hours later 4461511 Anonymous
>>4461493 Obviously you've never had any teenage encounters.

2 hours later 4461513 Anonymous
>>4461504 >there's only so much you can squeeze out of a Pony No, AnonDON'T---!!!!!

2 hours later 4461517 Anonymous (HoboPone.png 880x800 117kB)
>>4461511 Actually I did... She wanted to beat me with sticks covered in shattered glass. Because that was her thing.

2 hours later 4461520 Anonymous
>>4461517 That actually sounds really exciting.

2 hours later 4461522 Anonymous
>>4461504 I've read recently that a very small group of people here want more Ghost Pone. Is that true? Maybe that could be a thing.

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2 hours later 4461535 Anonymous
>>4461530 Don't die, Pinkie! I...I love you!

2 hours later 4461537 Anonymous (1342004900302.gif 500x535 1550kB)
>>4461535 >love

2 hours later 4461538 Anonymous (1326622855138.jpg 639x595 80kB)
>>4461535 She's already dead.

2 hours later 4461539 Anonymous (11a2589d6f6ba084bba44a2e1c238c5a.png 371x352 27kB)
>Diamond Tiara said she would call you for that school paper interview about her role in the Macbeth production >it's getting late, and although you have her phone number you haven't called her up to check in on her >fuck it >it rings once >twice >three times >you feel your heart skip a beat when you hear her voice, only to realize it's a voicemail greeting >you let her know your frustration; this is your goddamn homework after all and she even gave you her number for it >hang up and go back to browsing the internet Holy shit, captch gave me pic related, I dare someone to call it

2 hours later 4461540 Anonymous
>>4461520 Fuck no, the girl was insane.

2 hours later 4461541 Anonymous (1346781260910.jpg 500x1102 336kB)
>>4461473 >"Time to draw!" >nothing >"Maybe I'll try again tomorrow" >repeat for 3 months

2 hours later 4461542 Anonymous
>>4461504 That damn Hiatus I knew he was no good. Where are the pitchforks?

2 hours later 4461543 Anonymous
>>4461510 That's the point. You draw other things, and get bored of ponies. The drawfag still exists, but the fountain of equine semen turns dry. Everyone who JUS WAN PONE claims the drawfag is missing, but they're just jungling and farming to develop their skills. Soon enough they'll be able to get enough gold to buy a scepter, and then their ulti will cooldown in 20 seconds. Rapetime for Spirit Breaker!

3 hours later 4461548 Anonymous (kill me now.png 75x137 25kB)
>>4461543

3 hours later 4461555 Anonymous
>>4461539 >DT feels aw yiss

3 hours later 4461556 Anonymous (1344943958531.png 1631x1333 197kB)
Can we be cum inflation?

3 hours later 4461557 Anonymous
>>4461556 no, we spiral pones now, post spiral pones

3 hours later 4461559 Anonymous
>>4461539 fuck off nanaki

3 hours later 4461560 Anonymous
>>4461517 Oh. I'm sorry... but in all seriousness, it was supposed to be cute as well as sexual. i'm sorry if it didn't seem that way...

3 hours later 4461564 Anonymous
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/zsyc3/guy_who_saves_his_poop_in_condoms/ >average reddit brony

3 hours later 4461567 Anonymous
Guys, chill, have some chill Legendary Theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zacUcCCOoRw

3 hours later 4461568 Anonymous
>>4461564 oh

3 hours later 4461571 Anonymous
>>4461567 This is really melancholy. Are you trying to bum me out, Anon?

3 hours later 4461578 Anonymous (thatfuckingwaveypony.png 722x716 121kB)
>>4461557 HEY ANON WANNA PARTY?

3 hours later 4461579 Anonymous
>>4461510 Many of the good drawfags are the ones who either draw other things before ponies, or have since branched out.

3 hours later 4461580 Anonymous
>>4461578 I'm freaking out, man.

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3 hours later 4461585 Anonymous
>>4461578 THATS WAVY PONY GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE

3 hours later 4461586 Anonymous (thatfuckingtwirlypony.png 722x716 189kB)
>>4461580 YOU ARE FREAKING OUT Man

3 hours later 4461588 Anonymous
>>4461586 Uh oh, it looks like my substance abuse has gone too far.

3 hours later 4461589 Anonymous
>>4461586 >what if pinkie pie sounded like this.vocaroo

3 hours later 4461590 Anonymous
>>4461583 this looks like anthro but i am not sure. i will report to be safe.

3 hours later 4461592 Anonymous
>>4461539 >very bored >browsing porn and finding nothing interesting >journalism assignment still not done >life is pain >suddenly your phone rings >it's DT, finally >"What gave you the idea that you could call me at any odd hour of the evening?" >"You gave me your number." >"I gave you my number so you could have my caller ID show up and know it was me calling." >"That's not exactly how it works." >"Whatever, I have far too many other things to do than talk to insignificant little boys who spend their nights pining to hear my lovely voice." >"I wasn't pining. And what were you so busy with, anyway?" >"Well, let's see, after school I have drama club, martial arts practice—" >"Let me guess, Tae Bimbo." >"MMA, and that was so terrible I'm going to let that one slide." >"Ooh, I better watch out, dealing with a bad ass." >"Whatever."

3 hours later 4461594 Anonymous
Guys we are so dead

3 hours later 4461596 Anonymous
>>4461594 It's like 7.

3 hours later 4461599 Anonymous
>>4461594 It's always dead around this time. Maybe I should start going to bed at appropriate times like a functioning human being.

3 hours later 4461600 Anonymous (prettytwirlypony.png 1926x2107 1540kB)
>>4461585 What about this, twirly enough for you?

3 hours later 4461602 Anonymous
>>4461592 >I_Can't_Work_With_This_Shit.png If you aren't going to try, please don't force it.

3 hours later 4461603 Anonymous
derpy is a very ugly pony

3 hours later 4461611 Anonymous
>tfw you want to ask Rose and the other decent artists to help you get publicity for your tumblr but you don't know a way to ask that doesn't make you look like you just want to wease off of their popularity >Which you admittedly kind of are.

3 hours later 4461613 Anonymous
Which is muskier: heavy, sweating stallion balls or sopping wet winking marecunts?

3 hours later 4461618 Anonymous
>>4461596 Maybe where your faggy ass lives

3 hours later 4461622 Anonymous
>>4461613 Sopping wet marecunts definitely have a unique "odor" but I don't think there's anything muskier than a stallion's balls after a long day of hard work in the hot sun

3 hours later 4461624 Anonymous
>>4461618 Yeah well why don't you come over and say that to my faggy ass in person, tough guy ~

3 hours later 4461625 Anonymous
>itt: http://youtu.be/oADWnr144mw

3 hours later 4461626 Anonymous
>>4461611 Just draw their OCs They're like duty bound to reblog that shit

3 hours later 4461630 Anonymous
>>4461625 Hhahahahah I laugh every time I hear this song

3 hours later 4461632 Anonymous
>Renne Quest >Cliffhanger ending ffffffff god damn it LK why you gotta do this to me?

3 hours later 4461635 Anonymous
>>4461611 It's ok to feel that way and to do that. I just try to watch what I reblog, so the fun things are kept to a minimum and the art to boost artists are reduced to fanarts like >>4461626 said. If you draw anything that barely or remotely involves me and you send me an ask so I know, I'd be glad you reblog you so you get a bit of publicity.

3 hours later 4461636 Anonymous
>>4461626 Never worked when I tried it.

3 hours later 4461638 Anonymous
>>4461622 Do you think they have competitions to see whose testes can produce the strongest smell or drip with the most sweat? Would you judge?

3 hours later 4461649 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ_d78feMA

3 hours later 4461651 Anonymous
>>4461636 You have to draw them well obviously.

3 hours later 4461655 Anonymous
>>4461638 They might, but I kind of doubt it. Such a thing sounds pretty unlikely. I wouldn't participate (except maybe out of curiosity) but I wouldn't mind helping a stallion or two get clean

3 hours later 4461657 Anonymous
>>4461592 >"Okay, but seriously, that only accounts for the afternoon. Isn't it past your bedtime for beauty sleep now?" >"Well, if you really really want to know..." >She pauses. You feel she's waiting for you to ask and beg, and you oblige with as much sarcasm as possible. >"Yes, I do, Diamond Tiara. I want to know every single detail of your life. I want to eat, sleep, and breathe you." >"Ew, keep it together, Paperboy." Yup, that got her goat. "Well, you remember how I was hanging out with those hunkalicious losers from the swim team, right?" >"Yes, for 'advice' as I recall." You catch yourself airquoting, and take up your pen and notes. >"Hush, I'm telling the story. Anyways, after martial arts I was sooo sweaty and stressed out that I thought I'd put some of what I'd learned to practice and took a swim in my nice big personal private swimming pool at home." >"In your Louis Vuitton water wings, no doubt." >"Next time we go to my dad's island, I can show you the basics of Muay Thai in return for those swimming lessons." >"Heh, you'll inherit it before that happens." >... >"Look, Diamond, I didn't—" >"And people call me mean..." >she hangs up >this interview's due at the end of the week, and she'll probably be pissed at you til the end of next month

3 hours later 4461658 Anonymous
>>4461649 Oh yay it's this thing.

3 hours later 4461659 Anonymous (Pinkie_Pie Speach Cute Smile Stand.jpg 700x700 78kB)
Okay Anon tell me what made you smile today

3 hours later 4461660 Anonymous
>>4461659 Sm... ile? I don't understand.

3 hours later 4461661 Anonymous
>>4461659 This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgSl8xsznZk&feature=player_embedded

3 hours later 4461662 Anonymous
>>4461649 Wow it's been so long since I saw that

3 hours later 4461663 Anonymous
>>4461659 Music. And Pinkie.

3 hours later 4461665 Anonymous
>>4461655 Do you prefer a garden hose, a soft washcloth with a basin of soapy water or your mouth?

3 hours later 4461669 Anonymous
>>4461659 Many things but mostly ponies

3 hours later 4461670 Anonymous (Really.png 697x481 95kB)
>>4461657 >>4461592 >>4461539 >This trainwreck is going to get archived.

3 hours later 4461671 Anonymous
>>4461659 Nothing. Nothing made me smile today.

3 hours later 4461673 Anonymous
>>4461671 How about a joke anon? What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

3 hours later 4461677 Anonymous
>>4461671 Oh come on anon There must be something to make you smile

3 hours later 4461681 Anonymous (1346407255013.gif 302x240 1904kB)
>>4461659

3 hours later 4461682 Anonymous
>>4461659 I realized I cope by making self deprecation jokes.

3 hours later 4461683 Anonymous
>>4461671 What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

3 hours later 4461684 Anonymous
>>4461673 The wheelchair.

3 hours later 4461688 Anonymous
>>4461684 awwwwwww duuuude awwwwwwwwwww

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>>4461684

3 hours later 4461697 Anonymous (1347402381942.jpg 700x436 33kB)
Why are we so sad?

3 hours later 4461698 Anonymous
>>4461683 Do you smell carrots?

3 hours later 4461699 Anonymous
>>4461684 Not cool dude not cool An Anon died that way

3 hours later 4461706 Anonymous
>>4461684 That reminds me of this one cute blonde I knew, she was wheelchair bound, but skinny and had a pretty face. She had a thing for me and I was one of the only guests at her birthday party that one year. Unfortunately, I was new in town and too spaghetti with my latent hormonal awakening that I never returned her affections. I wonder where she is now...

3 hours later 4461707 Anonymous
>>4461665 While I wouldn't mind taking a taste or two, there's nothing quite like taking the hands on approach that the rag & basin allow. I'd take a slow, through approach on the rest of the body so he's out of his sheath by the time I get to it. Then I would lean in real close as I wash and massage his tender ponynuts. I guess at that point I'd have to judge his reaction to see if I should proceed or not. I wouldn't want to scare him off or anything, you know?

3 hours later 4461710 Anonymous (artfiend.png 1176x361 365kB)
>>4461706 >girls in wheelchairs

3 hours later 4461711 Anonymous
>>4461706 Probably eaten.

3 hours later 4461713 Anonymous (1333499666368.png 512x386 117kB)
>>4461697 Why not?

3 hours later 4461714 Anonymous
>>4461706 She probably rolled out somewhere nice.

3 hours later 4461715 Anonymous
>>4461706 Man I want to date a cripple I just want to take care of things

3 hours later 4461716 Anonymous
>>4461710 duuuuuude. God damn.

3 hours later 4461717 Anonymous
>>4461710 I want to find that anon and beat the ever loving shit out of him.

3 hours later 4461718 Anonymous
>>4461715 I'd let you take care of me, anon~

3 hours later 4461720 Anonymous (1341796427450.gif 504x584 422kB)
>being sad COME ON ALL MY NIGGAS GRIN GRIN GRIIIIIIN

3 hours later 4461721 Anonymous (1346625917712.jpg 500x374 29kB)
>>4461697 Why be happy?

3 hours later 4461723 Anonymous
>>4461717 Do you want to... Put him in a wheelchair?

3 hours later 4461724 Anonymous
>>4461718 Physical cripples, not emotional.

3 hours later 4461727 Anonymous (1342779040092.jpg 251x241 26kB)
>>4461710 dude fuck dude

3 hours later 4461729 Anonymous
>>4461721 >who wants a lamby lamby lamby

3 hours later 4461730 Anonymous
>>4461723 And maybe push him down a flight of stairs or an escalator for good measure

3 hours later 4461731 Anonymous
>>4461710 Some people just ought to be gelded

3 hours later 4461733 Anonymous
>>4461721 God damn it. I wanted to be unemotional but I fucking love moths. >>4461720 Come back when you're a moth Pinkie Pie. Then you won't be worst pony anymore.

3 hours later 4461736 Anonymous
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?

3 hours later 4461737 Anonymous
>>4461724 I'm deaf does that count?

3 hours later 4461738 Anonymous
>>4461733 You are dead to me, anon, dead. DEAD

3 hours later 4461739 Anonymous
>>4461723 No. I want to see what would break first. His spirit? Or his body.

3 hours later 4461740 Anonymous
>>4461737 are you also a defiler?

3 hours later 4461742 Anonymous
>>4461737 AWW NIGGA I LOVED THE DEAF ONE IN KS IM IN

3 hours later 4461744 Anonymous
>>4461737 What?

3 hours later 4461745 Anonymous
>>4461736 WE DO! WE DO!

3 hours later 4461746 Anonymous
>>4461737 Cartoon Lion pls go.

3 hours later 4461748 Anonymous
>>4461710 Wow...I mean...I feel bad for that Poor girl. I hope she made it big eventually

3 hours later 4461749 Anonymous
>>4461706 here Found a picture of her from seven years ago and god damn she's still as pretty as I remember. what are these feels

3 hours later 4461750 Anonymous
>>4461744 ahaha

3 hours later 4461751 Anonymous
>>4461739 Bane, please. You keep wanting writefags to not get proofreaders. You know who didn't have those? F:E.

3 hours later 4461752 Anonymous (1234873433.png 166x169 50kB)
REPTILE IS A CHARATER FROM THE MORTAL KOMBAT SERIS HE IS A LIZARMAN REPTILE BUT HE HAS HUMAN MASK SO NOBODY SEES THIS HE CAN SHOOT ENNERGY BALL THIS IS WHY HE IS MY FAVORATE CARACTER HE WAS FIRST IN MK1 WHEN HE WAS SECRET HE FACE WAS IN BETWEEN FIHGTS BUT YOU COULD FIGHT HIM HE WAS HARD IN MORTAL KOMBAT 2 HE WAS PLAYBLE CARACTER HE WAS COOL HE HAD TO FATALITIES HE WOULD TURN INVISBLE AND CUT PERSON IN HALF HE WOULD ALOS TEAR OFF MASK AND EAT ENEMY HEAD IN MORTAL KOMBAT 3 HE GOT COOLER HE COULD TURN INVISBLE HIS FATALITY WAS SPRAYING ACID ON OPPONENT HE COULD ALSO EAT OPPONENTS HOLE BODY IT WAS AWSOME

3 hours later 4461753 Anonymous
>>4461736 Which resident of Ponyville is a member of a secret society?

3 hours later 4461754 Anonymous
>>4461736 We should re-write that song in regards to us and the piss. "Who keeps the content locked? Who makes sure the piss is mocked? We do! We do!"

3 hours later 4461756 Anonymous
>>4461749 post dat shit nigga

3 hours later 4461757 Anonymous
>>4461753 Rarity

3 hours later 4461759 Anonymous
>>4461754 But we are the piss now. Or at least, so covered in it so as to be equivalent.

3 hours later 4461760 Anonymous
>>4461742 wat >>4461746 Oh shit is CL deaf too? I feel like I have a connection with futashy now.

3 hours later 4461761 Anonymous
>>4461751 I will force him to read F:E and Cupcakes. Then he has my permission to die.

3 hours later 4461762 Anonymous
>>4461754 Who still talks about the show? Who tells artists Ross pls go WE DO WE DO

3 hours later 4461763 Anonymous
>>4461754 How about, no?

3 hours later 4461767 Anonymous
>>4461749 POST IT

3 hours later 4461768 Anonymous
>>4461748 I'm sure she did. I mean, lonely girl in a wheelchair says a bully cut her art in half? Not exactly someone you just say "TOUGH SHIT" to. She was probably allowed to make it up somehow.

3 hours later 4461770 Anonymous
>>4461707 Well if your rubdown got his mottled length spilling out to sway beneath him, then when you went to give those lovely orbs a good cleaning he wouldn't be able to hold back a little groan of pleasure. The feeling of that rag across his sensitive flesh would send his floppy length slowly upwards until it was bobbing lightly inches from his belly. And when the massage started he'd absolutely melt, panting and moaning as you kneaded his weighty orbs. You'd have no worries about scaring him off to be sure.

3 hours later 4461771 Anonymous
>>4461760 What?

3 hours later 4461773 Anonymous
>>4461737 >deafs are cripples 0/10 would not sign

3 hours later 4461774 Anonymous
>>4461759 >he doesn't know about the secret 4chan extension that improves the quality of posts in mlpg

3 hours later 4461775 Anonymous
>>4461762 >Who still talks about the show? But we don't.

3 hours later 4461777 Anonymous
>>4461659 The number of people who follow me on tubmlr. And then I cried (not in a good way).

3 hours later 4461782 Anonymous
>>4461775 But we do anon.

3 hours later 4461783 Anonymous
>>4461775 >that's the joke

3 hours later 4461784 Anonymous
>>4461771 >>4461773 Okay this is enough time to sink back into anonymity.

3 hours later 4461787 Anonymous
>>4461784 What?

3 hours later 4461789 Anonymous (sketchy sketch.png 1024x768 118kB)
I can't help but think there's something wrong with this.

3 hours later 4461790 Anonymous
>>4461774 Is it that small x in the corner of the window?

3 hours later 4461791 Anonymous
>>4461784 But how will I take care of you if I don't know who you are ;_;

3 hours later 4461795 Anonymous
>>4461749 You were the only thing she had that gave her a sense of being 'normal'. She connected with you like you were meant for one another and she waited for you to acknowledge it. And you abandoned her.

3 hours later 4461797 Anonymous
>>4461789 give it a swinging pair of crotchteats

3 hours later 4461798 Anonymous
>>4461789 Yeah, that pony has no face!

3 hours later 4461800 Anonymous
>>4461791 Just yell into the sea of Anons. He's the one that doesn't turn to look at you.

3 hours later 4461801 Anonymous
>>4461789 The fact the back of the neck is coming out halfway along the spine?

3 hours later 4461804 Anonymous (NeverGonnaHearHerComming.png 520x626 92kB)
>>4461773 Are Mutes still cool with the General?

3 hours later 4461805 Anonymous
>>4461800 HAHAHAHAHA

3 hours later 4461807 Anonymous
i have slight colorblindness does that count as crippled will anon take care of me

3 hours later 4461808 Anonymous
>>4461797 And pendulous ponynuts.

3 hours later 4461810 Anonymous
>>4461789 Back left should be out more. It looks more like a jumping hop than a walk/trot/gamble.

3 hours later 4461811 Anonymous
>>4461762 Who holds the fandom with disdain? Who loves Tabitha St Germain?

3 hours later 4461815 Anonymous
>>4461811 WE DO WE DO

3 hours later 4461816 Anonymous
>>4461808 I say one or the other Intersex ponies are weird

3 hours later 4461818 Anonymous
>tfw in four days season 2 started a year ago

3 hours later 4461819 Anonymous
>>4461811 >Who loves Tabitha St Germain? I don't.

3 hours later 4461822 Anonymous (1341867925166.png 900x885 147kB)
>>4461819 Your loss, brony.

3 hours later 4461824 Anonymous
>>4461807 >Having to translate from sign language for deaf anon >"Dude is this green or red?" I'll take deaf-anon

3 hours later 4461827 Anonymous
>>4461819 brony pls

3 hours later 4461828 Anonymous
>>4461800 awwwwww

3 hours later 4461829 Anonymous (what kind of shroom is that.jpg 4570x5000 1234kB)
>>4461819

3 hours later 4461832 Anonymous
>>4461811 >>4461815 Who has Leth's Hamburger Time? Worships Andrea Libman's thighs? WE DO, WE DO

3 hours later 4461833 Anonymous
>>4461801 Yeah that's it probably. >>4461810 It kind of is a hop.

3 hours later 4461834 Anonymous
>>4461832 >Worships Andrea Libman's thighs? NOW WE'RE TALKING

3 hours later 4461839 Anonymous
>>4461832 >time >thighs the fuck are you doing

3 hours later 4461840 Anonymous
>Put both Ponybeat albums on my Spotify. >Don't think anything about it. >One week later realize how much my parents keep contact with me via Facebook. >That bitch is open to the public.

3 hours later 4461841 Anonymous
>>4461824 thats ableist. i cant wait until someone i dont know at tumblr makes a post about this injustice.

3 hours later 4461843 Anonymous (dohohoho.png 519x134 12kB)
eeyup

3 hours later 4461848 Anonymous
>>4461834 Do you think Andrea Libman's thighs look best bare or accessorized? I mean, there's no improving on perfection, but maybe some accoutrements that bring out or highlight their divine shape. I mean, that yellow dress really pushed some zettai ryouiki even without stockings. God damn.

3 hours later 4461849 Anonymous
>>4461843 HAHAHAHAHAHA my sides! Bring this guy here!

3 hours later 4461850 Anonymous
Who has those writers, who has that art? Who's got that guy who talks about farts? WE DO, WE DO

3 hours later 4461852 Anonymous
>Notes From a Wonder will never update.

3 hours later 4461856 Anonymous
>>4461850 All you're doing is making rhymes, this isn't close in rhythm to the lamby dance song

3 hours later 4461857 Anonymous
We sure do a lot of things, eh?

3 hours later 4461859 Anonymous
>>4461848 >I mean, that yellow dress really pushed some zettai ryouiki even without stockings. God damn. This. I don't think her thighs need "accesories", they are already perfect, but now that you mention stockings...hmm can you imagine her?

4 hours later 4461862 Anonymous
>>4461770 Oh gosh, he's just so cute~ I couldn't help but to scoop him up, lean back and jerk him off right there. Holding a wet pony so close would probably ruin my outfit anyway, so I guess there wouldn't really be a problem if he makes a mess. I think it'd be pretty adorable to make him take some of it. I do know how productive ponies can be, so I wouldn't choke him out or anything, if he was getting overwhelmed I wouldn't mind taking a share of my own.

4 hours later 4461863 Anonymous
>>4461856 I'm too tired to into songs, man.

4 hours later 4461864 Anonymous
>>4461852 Link?

4 hours later 4461869 Anonymous
>>4461859 I can't My mind can't wrap around the concept I have half a mind to send her an e-mail and tell her she looks really pretty in dresses and encourage her to wear skirts in public appearances oh god oh god oh god

4 hours later 4461873 Anonymous
>>4461856 >lamby dance song pls /co/ pls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OExykL5QnXY

4 hours later 4461878 Anonymous
Who starts every thread with >rape ? Who wants to be Claire Corlett's date? WE DO, WE DO

4 hours later 4461882 Anonymous (1339461983611.jpg 649x681 55kB)
>You will never a deaf-anon >You will never learn to communicate non-verbally so well you barely need to sign >You will never go out and have silent stare+sign arguments in public

4 hours later 4461886 Anonymous
>>4461882 Can sign language be performed via the genitals?

4 hours later 4461888 Anonymous
>>4460941 oh god. i hope it wasn't a dead account that he never checks. i want to nostalgia again. ;_;

4 hours later 4461890 Anonymous
>>4461882 >you'll never sign behind your friends back and act innocent when he turns around

4 hours later 4461900 Anonymous (51u9e.gif 398x375 1826kB)
>>4461869 No, don't even think about it man, I don't want her to feel like Nicole Oliver. But I'm sure she already knows she looks great in dresses, remember EFNW

4 hours later 4461903 Anonymous
Who's the bane of /mlp/? Who thinks derpy is ugly? WE DO, WE DO

4 hours later 4461905 Anonymous
>>4461903 >Derpy >Ugly Fuck off

4 hours later 4461906 Anonymous
>>4461900 >dem colours DAILY DOSE

4 hours later 4461907 RCH (MarkerHasSeenSomeShit.gif 758x734 69kB)
>>4461882 >Work retail. >Have a few deaf customers, and a family that speaks zero English but a lot of Russian. >Manage to figure out what they want when we play the half charades. >Both parties have a look of relief after. >Now they hunt me down. I have honestly been thinking of learning sign now.

4 hours later 4461908 Anonymous
>>4461862 His front legs would curl up adorably as you pumped his fat shaft with your hand. His eyelids would droop as his mouth hung open, panting lightly and cooing as you work him closer and closer to orgasm. As you nudged the back of his head and pointed his tip towards him he'd pick up on your intention immediately. Leaning forward he'd slurp his own cock into his mouth, moaning into it as he lapped hugnrily at his flat head. You'd get the impression this wasn't the first time he'd sampled himself as he trembled in your arms, expertly gulping down his cum as you milk him through his orgasm. It looks like if you want to try out his spunk you're going to have to get him to cum again, which shouldn't be too hard given how easy it was to get where you are. Or you could lean in and give him a nice deep kiss and get a taste that way.

4 hours later 4461910 Anonymous
>>4461900 I know, I just... it feels criminal not to worship her legs. My eyes adore her, though I can never lay a hand on her. So close and yet so far.

4 hours later 4461911 Anonymous
>>4461906 hurf derf thx 4 da dose doc! Hrr hrr

4 hours later 4461912 Anonymous
>>4461903 >bane of /mlp/ but there's already a Bane in /mlp/ He's certainly not one of us

4 hours later 4461915 Anonymous (i_will_find_you_and_i_will_kill_you.jpg 426x268 24kB)
>>4461903 >Derpy >Ugly

4 hours later 4461921 Anonymous (libmite.png 347x337 139kB)
>>4461908 I'd go for the kiss, who could turn down an option like that?

4 hours later 4461922 Anonymous
>>4461907 That would be cool. I would have to chase you down when I went shopping.

4 hours later 4461923 Anonymous (1335131440843.gif 256x348 352kB)
>>4461910 I know your feel, man, and it's sad if you think about it. But, anyway, there's always imagination

4 hours later 4461924 Anonymous (1334993008278.jpg 347x234 9kB)
>>4461915 Ugly as sin.

4 hours later 4461925 Anonymous (GIF 0052.gif 512x384 1337kB)
>>4461903 >implying ugly pony

4 hours later 4461926 Anonymous
Who is filled with homolust? Who fills Sweetie with disgust? WE DO, WE DO

4 hours later 4461927 Anonymous (good luck.jpg 1280x1024 147kB)
>>4461915

4 hours later 4461928 Anonymous (SPIKY WIKY.png 800x874 566kB)
>>4461911 >>4461906 would you get a dose from Cathy pretending to be rage mode Spike?

4 hours later 4461930 Anonymous
>>4461922 >you will never be chased by deaf anon

4 hours later 4461933 Anonymous (1339828446700.gif 320x180 1662kB)
>>4461924 I am this mad.

4 hours later 4461934 Anonymous (Parasprites.gif 333x187 2177kB)
>>4461924 Yes NO MAYBE I DON'T KNOW CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG

4 hours later 4461935 Anonymous
>>4461930 No doesn't mean no if he can't hear it!

4 hours later 4461937 Anonymous
>>4461928 Even Tabitha calls her Mad Cathy Tabitha, the kookiest, most far out goat milking basic mushroom this side of the Atlantic thinks someone is certifiably wacko nuts insane Do not fuck with Mad Cathy Weseluck

4 hours later 4461938 Anonymous (sonic-devouring-tails-27164-1264697131-13.jpg 600x1103 295kB)
>>4461934 >dat gif

4 hours later 4461939 Anonymous
>>4461934 life is unfair

4 hours later 4461941 Anonymous
>>4461934 Twilight in the Middle show when?

4 hours later 4461944 Anonymous (password-protected-icon-psd.jpg 1280x1024 134kB)
>>4461927 That's a pretty sweet website there in your watermark

4 hours later 4461947 RCH
>>4461922 I have been making a note to carry a notepad on me. Tends to make things a little easier.

4 hours later 4461952 Anonymous
>>4461937 Cathy could kick Tara and Tabitha's ass in a fight

4 hours later 4461953 Anonymous
Rolling! Evens: draw Odds: sleep

4 hours later 4461954 Anonymous
>>4461947 You are an excellent employee. I would give you stars on your company's website

4 hours later 4461955 Anonymous (c-02.png 657x521 131kB)
Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks.

4 hours later 4461958 Anonymous (HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME.jpg 610x1000 120kB)
>>4461953 >Going to sleep when there's chaos to be seen

4 hours later 4461961 Anonymous
Who thinks your waifu is a slut? Who wants to taste a stallion's nuts? WE DO, WE DO

4 hours later 4461962 Anonymous
>>4461955 You need a butt too

4 hours later 4461963 Anonymous
>>4461955 How can ponies even type properly without mashing like 8 keys at once?

4 hours later 4461965 Anonymous
>>4461911 Aww man, someone made joek, u mad

4 hours later 4461966 Anonymous
Who writes >feels in text that's green? Who keeps pasta in their jeans? WE DO, WE DO

4 hours later 4461967 Anonymous
>>4461952 Look at those fangs; she could rip them apart.

4 hours later 4461968 Anonymous
>>4461963 There are only two keys Dicks and butts

4 hours later 4461969 Anonymous
>>4461958 It's easy when you're always tired.

4 hours later 4461971 Anonymous
>>4461921 Watching his flare pop free from his mouth you seize the opportunity and lean in for a kiss. He's surprised at first, then submissively returns your kiss as you thrust your tongue into his mouth. He tastes of hay and candy apples, with a mildly masculine musky flavor. As you make out with him you can feel his cock throb in your hand as a small jet of pre hits you on the cheek. When you finally break the kiss he's out of breath and his cock is drooling all over his chest. Slowly opening his eyes he meets your gaze and you can see in them just how much he's attracted to you.

4 hours later 4461972 Anonymous
>>4461968 >Ponies communicate in binary using dicks and butts

4 hours later 4461973 Anonymous
>>4461952 That may be, but Tara could out troll her.

4 hours later 4461974 Anonymous
>>4461963 A terrible game of trial and error.

4 hours later 4461975 Anonymous (1345291083895.jpg 1280x1100 137kB)
>>4461969 >getting tired I wish I could hate you to stone.

4 hours later 4461977 Anonymous (binary system of communication.jpg 420x528 43kB)
>>4461972 This is basically canon already

4 hours later 4461979 Anonymous
>>4461941 I remember seeing an ad for a show that reminded me of malcom in the middle, and wondering how it would differentiate itself. Turns out it's just called "the middle".

4 hours later 4461980 Anonymous
>>4461972 >their number one song of all time is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMn1mCMtTc0

4 hours later 4461981 Anonymous
>>4461968 >>4461972 HAHA OH FUCK DRAWING

4 hours later 4461982 Anonymous
>>4461975 why is this image giving me a boner

4 hours later 4461983 Anonymous
>>4461963 They're keyboards are actually two 8 direction d-pads They're rather efficient

4 hours later 4461990 Anonymous
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9tiw5EEO1rnfxd3o1_1280.jpg UNF

4 hours later 4461991 Anonymous (HA HAHA HAH AHAH AHAH AH.jpg 822x453 34kB)
>>4461963

4 hours later 4461992 Anonymous (season 3 delayed.jpg 316x334 10kB)
>friend gifts me Borderlands 2 preorder >can't subaru before playing it with him >still one full week until release

4 hours later 4461993 Anonymous
Who craves Fluttershy's peach tea? Who accidentally streams CP? WE DO, WE DO

4 hours later 4461996 Anonymous
Aspirant, around?

4 hours later 4462000 Anonymous
>>4461996 No, he's square.

4 hours later 4462004 Anonymous
>>4461975 If it's any consolation, I hate the fact I'm always too tired to do anything as well.

4 hours later 4462005 Anonymous
>>4461991 Seriously why did no-one do this before? And why did it happen on the PC first?

4 hours later 4462006 Anonymous
>>4461996 >>4462000 Hehehe

4 hours later 4462007 Anonymous
>>4462000 I thought he was a manifold.

4 hours later 4462010 Anonymous (1346561051347.jpg 500x373 44kB)
>will my pony recognize my voice in hell? >will he still be blind, or do they go by smell? >will you promise not to rest me out at sea >but on a fiery river boat that's rickety? >I'll never find my pony along the rolling swell >a muddy river or a lake would do me well >with hints of amber sundowns and moody thunderstorms >a sunken barge's horns, with the cold rusty bells

4 hours later 4462012 Anonymous
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9rtwXLjx1r7w8teo1_500.png unf2

4 hours later 4462017 Anonymous
>>4462012 all the boners.

4 hours later 4462019 RCH
>>4461954 Thanks. I am trying to make it a thing for associates to carry a small notepad. I am stressing the management to send it to corporate.

4 hours later 4462021 Anonymous
>>4462012 Negative unfs.

4 hours later 4462023 Anonymous
>>4462012 Now this I can fap to. Not so much the scribbly jumble from earlier.

4 hours later 4462024 Anonymous
>>4461992 You pick out your build yet? Maya, Cataclysm.

4 hours later 4462025 Anonymous
>>4461992 why are you still talking to them, anon i hide offline from everyone, it's easier that way and then if one day you really do it, they remember you like you were stolen from them a long time ago, instead of thinking you selfish

4 hours later 4462033 Anonymous
Who here still likes the show

4 hours later 4462035 Anonymous
>>4462019 When I worked retail sales, I hated it. But there were so many moments where you made a customer genuinely happy that it made all the pain and misery and bitchy customers worth it.

4 hours later 4462038 Anonymous
>>4462033 I even enjoy the worst episodes

4 hours later 4462041 Anonymous
>>4462033 WE DO WE DO

4 hours later 4462043 Anonymous (JPG 0306.jpg 900x1280 170kB)
>>4462033 I do!

4 hours later 4462044 Anonymous
>>4462033 I would hope everyone does, or those that do not are here for no reason.

4 hours later 4462045 Anonymous
>>4462024 Maya, the healing one with some action skill stuff from the left

4 hours later 4462046 Anonymous
>>4462033 i watch at least 1 episode of horse program before going to bed each night

4 hours later 4462050 Anonymous (Anon.png 600x582 85kB)
>>4461955

4 hours later 4462051 Anonymous
>>4462046 My nigga

4 hours later 4462052 Anonymous
>>4462046 That's actually a pretty good idea, I should start practicing this routine.

4 hours later 4462054 Anonymous
>>4462025 I don't know It's like I want someone to hold my hand while I do it or tell me that it's justified and that I'm doing what's best

4 hours later 4462055 Anonymous
>>4462043 Best lamp.

4 hours later 4462062 Anonymous (1340633262059.png 372x279 152kB)
>>4461992 Don't do it, Anon.

4 hours later 4462063 Anonymous
>>4461981 POST IT ALREADY IT'S BEEN TEN WHOLE MINUTES

4 hours later 4462064 Anonymous
>>4462055 Best lamp, cat, dog, detective, protagonist Shit I love that game

4 hours later 4462066 Anonymous
>>4462062 That episode broke my heart.

4 hours later 4462067 Anonymous
>>4462054 >toyota >doing what's best anon pls pls

4 hours later 4462069 Anonymous
>>4462046 Are you me? I've been doing this since last hiatus Feels great.

4 hours later 4462070 Anonymous
>who will never Flitter's smell >who will never Sweetie's bell >we do, we do

4 hours later 4462071 Anonymous
>>4461982 Discord has that effect on people

4 hours later 4462073 Anonymous
>>4462035 You gotta take the good with the bad. I had a customer rage at me, no reason just I had the name tag and uniform, and a month later come back, and apologize. And I had a husband of an employee place a finger close to my chest as he was telling me I was wrong when I told him I did not sell his mother an item. >She still won't look at me after it turns out, the mother forgot who she talked too and her husband almost got his finger broken.

4 hours later 4462079 Anonymous
>>4461971 Oh geez, I can't very well break the little guy's heart, can I? As much as I'd love to stare in to his eyes all afternoon, I'd probably just end up giving in to sloppy pony makeouts right away. Such a cute little pony doesn't deserve to be left unsatisfied, so I would be sure to give some attention to his lower areas as well. Not that I'd give him anything more than the hands, I'd make him buy me dinner on a proper date first. If I had any self control, I might hold out a bit longer, but how can I resist a charmer?

4 hours later 4462089 Anonymous
>>4462073 One great thing about working in a big retail store is taking advantage of the Christmas temps at the Christmas party. I used to be one of the best sales advisors where I worked. I had regular customers calling my manager to check if I was in store, otherwise they wouldn't bother coming in to buy. If I was not in, the managers tried to convince them to come in anyway, offering them a deal they couldn't refuse, but they often did because it meant not getting to deal with me. Rapport is fucking great.

4 hours later 4462092 Anonymous (where do you think we are.jpg 480x342 117kB)
>>4462066 ;_;

4 hours later 4462099 Anonymous
Whose fetishes are all gross? Who discusses them the most? WE DO, WE DO

4 hours later 4462101 Anonymous
Who tells Rainbow Dash she's cute? Who knows when your waifu toots? WE DO, WE DO

4 hours later 4462105 Anonymous
>>4462101 >>4462099 >autism

4 hours later 4462108 Anonymous
>>4462105 Who likes candy horse semen? Who gets dosed on lecithin?

4 hours later 4462110 Anonymous
Which letter of the word Autism do each of the main 6 represent?

4 hours later 4462111 Anonymous (kelso.jpg 1013x765 119kB)
>>4462092 This scene. Every time.

4 hours later 4462119 Anonymous
>>4462062 >>4462066 >>4462092 >>4462111 >mfw i only remember the jokes from that show also, sarah chalk in only a bra. unf.

4 hours later 4462120 Anonymous
>>4462089 Had a customer unload on me as I was cleaning a gas spill because the pump did not shut off And she was sitting in her car as neutrally as I could I tried to calm her down, she ranted on, called me a twit and left. The guy behind her, and was watching me clean the spill was an EPA employee. He watched and heard the whole thing.

4 hours later 4462121 Anonymous
1 Dash 2 Pinkie 3 Rarity 4 Fluttershy 5 Twilight 6 Applejack

4 hours later 4462122 Anonymous
Someone better save all these and stick the good ones together

4 hours later 4462125 Anonymous
Who becomes /mu/ or /soc/ or /fit/? Argues about the CMC's tits? WE DO, WE DO

4 hours later 4462128 Anonymous
>>4462122 I've capped all the good ones Enjoy

4 hours later 4462129 Anonymous
>>4462122 >the good ones But they all are terrible.

4 hours later 4462130 Anonymous
>>4462111 >these feelings won't go away...

4 hours later 4462132 Anonymous (146e03fd70f0adb07256d7996f0c2e4a-d5en463.png 1296x810 1838kB)


4 hours later 4462137 Anonymous (1347344061884.jpg 404x318 91kB)
>>4462121 >Rainbow Dyke at the top

4 hours later 4462152 Anonymous
>>4462121 I can't list my favourite ponies. My #1 is definitely Rainbow Dash and my second favourite is normally Pinkie, after that, Twilight or Rarity? I don't know. I don't overthink these things. I definitely can't tell you my least favourite.

4 hours later 4462154 Anonymous
>>4462033 WHO BASKS IN ZECORA'S GLOW

4 hours later 4462155 Anonymous
Who gives up on writing >feelsAbout Tabasco cooking meals? WE DO, WE DO

4 hours later 4462159 Anonymous (Hitler dead.jpg 1920x1201 84kB)
>>4462125 >taking pride in /soc/ shitposting

4 hours later 4462161 Anonymous (1347341571031.jpg 640x360 181kB)
>>4462152 >having Rainbow Dash as a top pony >ever

4 hours later 4462164 Anonymous (pinkie email.png 534x1440 187kB)
>>4462063

4 hours later 4462168 Anonymous (TabascoPeek.png 500x500 9kB)
>>4462155 F-fuck.

4 hours later 4462170 Anonymous (act_kobe_bryant.jpg 270x240 36kB)
>>4462161 Don't be disappointed.

4 hours later 4462171 Anonymous
>>4462164 Shout, pls.

4 hours later 4462173 Anonymous
>>4462079 So after lazily stroking his erection as you kiss him deeply, letting him swallow his tip again to avoid too much of a mess and being surprised by a mouthful of his cum when you kiss him one last time, you leave him your number and set up a date. He takes you to a homey restaurant that makes up for its lack of posh cuisine with its laid back atmosphere. He's wearing a new vest and nothing else, as ponies often do. This of course means that those heavy nuts of his are on display, along with his bulging sheath. After a delightful meal, he pays for your dinner like a perfect gentleman and offers to escort you home. Standing at your doorstep he gives you that same look of utmost attraction from before as he slowly leans in for a goodnight kiss. Should I even ask if you end the date here?

4 hours later 4462174 Anonymous (Como rates it highly.jpg 172x271 28kB)
>>4462164

4 hours later 4462179 Anonymous
>Rose has a bobcut We'll have to keep Tess under control

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4 hours later 4462182 Anonymous
>>4462164 Why are you so perfect?

4 hours later 4462184 Anonymous
>>4462179 >Rose has a bobcut I came immediately.

4 hours later 4462185 Anonymous
>>4462179 Who the fuck cares?

4 hours later 4462189 Anonymous
>>4462164 Is that Unity or OS X with a big dock?

4 hours later 4462191 Anonymous
>>4462179 >tfw Rose is not a virgin actuallqy

4 hours later 4462192 Anonymous
>>4462181 I don't get it, why does she have a humanface and three unown as a cutie mark

4 hours later 4462193 Anonymous
>>4462185 Her creepy fans.

4 hours later 4462195 Anonymous (great.png 760x726 627kB)
>>4462164

4 hours later 4462196 Anonymous
>>4462189 Unity. Hard to differentiate without colour and detail.

4 hours later 4462198 Anonymous
>>4462164 hahahahahahaahhahahah Yes! I can't believe you actually drew it. You're the best Anon. Now I can sleep

4 hours later 4462200 Anonymous
>>4462179 I didn't really care that much about Rose until right now

4 hours later 4462209 Anonymous
>>4462198 >anon That's Shout.

4 hours later 4462210 Anonymous
>>4462155 >Tabasco >Cooking meals. Shes like six inches tall.

4 hours later 4462215 Anonymous
>>4462210 Didn't stop Remi.

4 hours later 4462219 Anonymous
>>4462210 Very small meals.

4 hours later 4462222 Anonymous
>>4462210 bigger than me ;_;

4 hours later 4462226 Anonymous
>>4462196 I like it.

4 hours later 4462228 Anonymous
>>4462215 ...Please tell me that wasn't a misspelling of Semi.

4 hours later 4462230 Anonymous
>>4462209 Well he posted anonymous so there!

4 hours later 4462232 Anonymous
>>4462215 >Remi WHY I LAUGH

4 hours later 4462233 Anonymous
>>4462228 No. Remi as in Remi from Ratatouille.

4 hours later 4462235 Anonymous
>>4462232 >>4462228 >Dinner.txt

4 hours later 4462240 Anonymous
>>4462173 Well of course I would invite him in. Honestly, if anything I would have already snuck him in to the bathroom to jerk him off once or twice during dinner. Once I get him home it's over, I'd pretty much give up whatever he wanted. I just hope he's gentle the first time and lets me hold him close once I finally exhaust him

4 hours later 4462244 Anonymous
>>4462179 I still say we should let them mate to produce the perfect cute drawfag But knowing them if we put them in the same room they'll drown in Spaghetti

4 hours later 4462245 Anonymous
>>4462222 I don't see how that's relevant. Do you cook with your penis Anon?

4 hours later 4462254 Anonymous (TheShitIPutUpWith.png 768x1024 170kB)
>>4462215 But of course. Sorr for the misunderstanding.

4 hours later 4462255 Anonymous (1347444479981.jpg 432x320 18kB)
>>4462245 >not cooking with your penis

4 hours later 4462257 Anonymous (1335139781881.gif 404x470 504kB)
Let's kill this shit.

4 hours later 4462260 Anonymous (op's favorite cookbook.jpg 403x320 96kB)
>>4462245 Kind of

4 hours later 4462261 Anonymous
>>4462257 B-But I'm no murderer!

5 hours later 4462263 Anonymous
>>4462260 What

5 hours later 4462264 Anonymous
>>4462168 whoa, new tobasco. why was i not informed?

5 hours later 4462269 Anonymous
>>4462261 Its not murder if she wants it

5 hours later 4462272 Anonymous
>>4462264 You're not important enough

5 hours later 4462273 Anonymous (1346836054472.gif 300x159 1627kB)
>>4462257 it is time for the night to retire

5 hours later 4462275 Anonymous (1317184182320.gif 200x261 438kB)
What color tshirt do you think Rose-chan is wearing today? I hope it's mint green. That color just complements her eyes so well!

5 hours later 4462276 Anonymous (1347431444544.png 423x409 12kB)
ONE LAST FEEL BEFORE WE KILL THIS THING

5 hours later 4462277 Anonymous (busting mah balls.jpg 797x649 54kB)
>>4462245 >>4462263 Fucking casual

5 hours later 4462279 Anonymous
>>4462272 shit...

5 hours later 4462280 Anonymous
>>4462273 Dark Chocolate would never do that to me

5 hours later 4462281 Anonymous
YEE-HAW >>4462267 >>4462267 >>4462267 >>4462267 >>4462267

5 hours later 4462286 Anonymous
>>4462240 femanon or gay?

5 hours later 4462287 Anonymous
>>4462276 JUST A QUICK ONE BEFORE THE ETERNAL WORM DEVOURS CONNECTICUT

5 hours later 4462304 Anonymous
>>4462276 >One day Anon woke up. >And he found himself on the cold floor of the rumble arena. >Before he could get up, before he could respond to the roar all around him the MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE landed a massive blow from to top ropes! >Anon then found himself pinned, as he gasped fro air that refused to enter his boy as the reff tapped one, two, THREE!

5 hours later 4462447 Anonymous
>>4462286 Femanon, I didn't realize you had responded

5 hours later 4462457 Anonymous
>>4462447 I'm just glad you're still here! So, continue here or the new horse?

5 hours later 4462461 Anonymous
>>4462457 Doesn't matter to me, I've got a tabbed browser

5 hours later 4462531 Anonymous
>>4462457 Oh, and if you're the anon from yesterday with the he enjoys it as much as you conclusion , thanks!

5 hours later 4462558 Anonymous
>>4462461 He couldn't help but be gentle after you were kind enough to use those lovely hands to bring him to climax twice in the middle of dinner. Making your way to the bedroom you leave a trail of discarded clothes until you're lying on your bed in your underwear and he's resting on top of you, his unsheathed and erect cock throbbing hotly against your belly. He noses between your breasts and you smile as you slowly take them off for him. His eyes widen as he takes in the sight of your naked breasts, licking his lips before leaning in to run his broad pony tongue across your left nipple. He laps at it for a while, enjoying your coos of pleasure before moving to the right, giving it the same loving affection. Sliding down he uses his lips to pull away your panties as he gives your mons a sloppy kiss. That tongue works wonders on your nethers, making you moan as he gets you nice and wet for his entry. Taking a step back he does a little in-air circle with his hoof. Taking you from behind is an easier position.

5 hours later 4462571 EmptyAudio
>>4462531 Was there a cap of it? I like to stay anon most of the time, but I'm not sure if it was me.

5 hours later 4462687 Anonymous
>>4462558 Oh gosh, after a warmup like that I'd do anything he asks. I'd even "present" the best I could once I've got my back to him. After being such a great guy so far I wouldn't even worry about him being too rough. Assuming he's in to it, I'd even let him finish inside. Of course, if he wanted to pull out and mark my back or face or wherever with his load that would be fine too. I just hope he's not so much of a dork he's gonna yell something stupid when he finishes. But I guess if he does a good enough job I'm not going to care about something like that, will I?

5 hours later 4462697 Anonymous
>>4462571 No, but I bet I can find it

6 hours later 4462796 Anonymous
>>4462571 see >>4462790

6 hours later 4462841 Anonymous
>>4462687 With your rump poised in the air he steps forward and rears up, his front legs gripping your hips as he lines up his cock. The flat head is a little broad, but he takes things slow, pressing it against your dripping folds as he gently starts to thrust. It takes a few moments of pushing before he slides his tip inside, exhaling softly as he pauses for a moment. He's unbelievably thick, even just the few inches inside you feeling like he's pushing close to your limits of pleasure. As he eases the rest in he starts to moan softly - you must feel pretty amazing to have that effect on him. Once he's all the way in he begins to slowly pump in and out of you, working up a good rhythm. Soon he's pounding into you at a fair clip, his mouth hanging open as he gasps and grunts in exertion. That girth of his does well to hit all the right spots inside you, making you coo and moan from the sensation. But as he pounds away something seems to change in him. His eyes glaze over and his thrusts grow harder and more frenzied. The animal instincts inside him are taking over and soon he's a stallion rutting and breeding his mare. His grunts get more insistent as he grits his teeth, forcefully slamming his hips into yours and making his fat balls slap loudly against you.

6 hours later 4462845 Anonymous
>>4462841 Without warning he pulls you back with his forelegs and you feel his flare swell inside you. In an instant an incredible warmth fills you as he throbs and spurts, grinding against your ass as climax rushes through him. But even as his spurts grow weaker and his orgasm finishes you can tell he's not done yet. His grinding picks up the pace and soon he's back at it, one round not enough to satisfy him. He's less careful this time, bucking his hips wildly as he desperately tries to cum a second time. After a good five minutes of humping he howls in pleasure as his flare bloats once more. This time he stumbles backwards, popping free of your stretched hole and unloading a tidal wave of semen all over your backside. Spent for the moment, he falls over on unsteady legs. He's still half hard, but he'll need a while to recover.

6 hours later 4462873 Anonymous
>>4462796 Oh hey, that was me. I'm glad you enjoyed it! To be honest, I just had this image in mind of a pony cumming all over themselves and figured I'd toss it out to see if it had legs. I'm a sucker for femanon fetishry, but I'm always careful to leave it vague since there's a lot of guys in the general who want an ass full of horsecock.

6 hours later 4462966 Anonymous
>>4462845 After a performance like that he's certainly earned some rest. Then again, I wouldn't want him to wake up in the middle of the night or anything. After pulling him close, I'd tell him all about how the things he's done and how wonderful it is to be treated like a proper lady. After gently stroking him (and properly admiring his full length) I'd finish him off in a way that ensures we're both properly messy enough to justify a shared bath.

6 hours later 4463116 Anonymous
>>4462966 As you pull him close and praise him for his performance he seems a little relieved. For a moment he was worried that he'd gotten too carried away. Running your hand over his belly you whisper in his ear about how that couldn't be further from the truth and how good it felt to be taken like a mare in heat. Your words make him tremble and his cock rapidly grows fully erect. Sliding your hand down from his belly you begin to pump his cumslick length as you nibble on his ear. Your other hand reaches down to cup and knead his heavy testes one at a time, the added stimulation making him moan cutely as his dominant streak seems to just fade away from your touch. You pull his cock away from him, jerking it hard as you point it upright, giving his balls a more forceful massage. His breathing goes ragged as you milk him close to his peak only to let go of his cock just before he goes over the edge, letting it slap noisily against his belly as you keep your hand on his balls still. He whines and swallows hard, rolling his head to the side as if to question your actions. You respond by giving him a deep kiss, waiting for the pleasure in him to subside.

6 hours later 4463124 Anonymous
>>4463116 Once it's safe you resume kneading his testicles and pick his cock back up, pumping it firmly. Again you bring him to the edge before holding him back, his body trembling with pent up need. As you tease him to the brink a third time you whisper in his ear if he's ready. He gives you an urgent nod, his breathing shallow and his body sweating heavily. Kissing him on the cheek you point his cock towards the ceiling and stroke his shaft as hard as you can. He bucks into your hand as he moans out loudly, his erection visibly swelling as it fountains a pint of viscous cum into the air. It hangs there for a moment before crashing down on the two of you, splattering your bodies with his goopy spunk. Rope after rope erupts from him, painting you both along with the bedsheets, the headboard and the wall behind you in a thick layer of seed. Whew, I sure am verbose tonight.

7 hours later 4463211 Anonymous
>>4463124 Nothing wrong with being verbose~ I think that'll wrap things up for tonight. With any luck, he'll be nice and musky in the morning so I can get him good and clean again. I hope I didn't overdo it, but I just can't keep my hands off the little guy

7 hours later 4463236 EmptyAudio
>>4463211 I'm afraid the morning will have to wait for another time. It's super late and I should probably get some sleep. This was so much fun - I hope it was good for you too. Toss out a lead if you're in the mood in the future. You're a great partner <3

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