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2012-09-06 12:32 4341602 Anonymous Anon in Equestria thread 394 (1346781341490.jpg 1500x738 183kB)
Old thread >>4328083 Forum: http://theanonsofequestria.freeforums.org/index.php Thread archives: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/wcmx6hd2fkcfy1q/jloKD7pJTX Active list: http://pastebin.com/cdqCb1xe Master list: http://pastebin.com/pNU0cwuX Wiki: http://anoninequestria.wikia.com/wiki/Anon_in_Equestria_Wiki

1 min later 4341632 Afterburn3r
> Normal summer day in 2010 for Anon. Woke up, had breakfast, some Steam community shenanigans over this nights TF2 match, played L4D2, went to sleep. > Woke up on grass, still night "What the..." > Apples. Apple trees full of deliciously looking red apples. > Suddenly, hear a southern accent somewhere in distance. > "'Ya think the light was from here?" > Female voices, not older then 20. > Hear some rustling in the apple tree nearby > Suddenly, a figure of a tall human falls down. > It moans. > "Gawd-damn what the fuck was that" > It crouches down, looks around. > Anon decides to go see it. "You alright man?" > "What the?" > The guy looks at anon. Ghillie suit, mask paint on face and binoculars that are obviously equipped with nightvision. "Did you get me here?" > Guy throws me a pistol. > "If that redneck midget horse finds you, it will not be nice. We got into some arguments before, and that dumb trailer trash will think you are me." > Weird english-russian-arab accent > Guy runs off faster then a race car, leaving anon alone in the middle of nowhere. > Anon decides to check the magazine. > One little 9mm bastard there. cont.

2 min later 4341646 Azathoth (Pony Size Charts.jpg 1392x2300 436kB)
This story is weird. Posting from last thread. Also; hot monkey dick. >Be Anon in Equestria >Live in your own little house, you've been here for about a year or so >Made good friends, everything is mad chill >One of the best things about Equestria is that the p0nies are nice >You almost never hear of any crime, other then occasional petty theft >But that's most often by mistake or as a prank, rather then an act of malice >They also always apologize after and usually offer compensation >It seems for all of the truly heinous crimes; the only punishment is banishment >You're not sure if anyp0ny has ever been banished other then Luna. >It's very strange, especially when compared to your world. >But it helps you sleep at night, you don't even have a lock >In fact, most p0nies don't even have a lock >Feels good man, feels good >You spend most of your afternoons talking with Twilight, after doing random jobs around town for bits >She is nice, but works fast and gets upset if you don't answer her questions >One day, you're talking about crime with her "So, Anonymous, you mentioned it a little before but what crimes are common in your world?" >Oh lord

2 min later 4341647 CerealShaman (main.jpg 775x800 76kB)
Parking for the rest of the evening. Gonna try writing until my fingers fall off.

4 min later 4341660 AetherCummer
I want to cum in Aether

4 min later 4341668 PaleNarrator (Choo+Choo.+mother+fucker_89736d_3531805.gif 267x200 227kB)
Parking, writing, unplugged my TV and other distracting forces. Chapter four of "Among Thieves" will be out tonight, and after that I'll get started on "Don't Panic." See you guys in a few hours.

4 min later 4341669 Anonymous (amidoing it right.png 1392x1600 2416kB)
>>4341646 >that picture all my rage

4 min later 4341670 ImperiusDictatio
>>4341660 Go away, I want Tripfags in Equestria Guy back.

5 min later 4341677 Shinobi
Parking, and writing. I'm a gigantic liar My fingers are being stupid tonight and SaP 4 is going real slow So tomorrow for sure Hopefully

5 min later 4341684 Anonymous
Tripfags in Equestria

6 min later 4341699 CerealShaman (main2.jpg 965x799 64kB)
>>4341684 And all is right again.

7 min later 4341713 Anonymous
>>4341699 i'm not even the usual guy

8 min later 4341737 An Irish Nomad
Reporting in and parking.. My updates from here on in will slow down due to school. I should however have another friendship report chapter done tomorrow and then I have the whole weekend free for sunbro.

9 min later 4341746 ImperiusDictatio
>>4341102 >You wake up to a familiar beeping sound. >You open your eyes and confirm that, yep, you're in the hospital. >Fortunately Celestia isn't anywhere in sight. >It's just Twilight this time. >You sigh in relief. Twilight you can deal with. >The second she realizes you're awake Twilight jumps out of her chair and tots over to you. >"Anon, are you alright?" "Ugh." >"Completely understandable." "My leg?" >Twilight uses her magic to gently pull back the covers revealing your fully intact leg. >Well, intact minus the dozens of stitches. >"After the, um, growths were removed everything was pretty much fine with your leg. All the breaks were mended." "Alright. Then what about all the torn muscles and flesh?" >"It seems that very weak spells aren't prone to the catastrophic degradation that Celestia's were, so a few hours of basic healing spells took care of all that." "Wonderful." >"Anon, I know this is all really bucked up, but please don't be mad at Celestia." "Twilight, she magically mauled me. Twice! I'm not just angry, I'm completely terrified! What's she going to do next? God only knows what'll happen next time she tries to 'make it up to me.'" >"Anon, please..." Twilight says, sadly. "She only had the best intentions." "Twilight, back on Earth humans have a saying. 'The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.'" Reposting because dead thread.

9 min later 4341758 Afterburn3r
Also reporting in, and parking (for now). Will write for maybe two hours, then go to sleep because my eyes are tired.

10 min later 4341763 AlcoholicAnon (587542.gif 316x245 2120kB)
Parking. Lurking. Writing. Unlikely Hero - Act VII is coming along nicely.

10 min later 4341766 Creeper Jones: Producer of feels. Sketch Artist Anon Update (1332610903851.png 403x392 94kB)
>>4341477 I love you so much. Parking BTW. (P.S. I'm doing the Anon gallery once more. Give a description on my skype if you are interested. ANONS ONLY, unless I deem an exception.)

10 min later 4341771 AetherCummer
>Day butt LOVE in Equestria >You were drinking a cup of Rarity's horse semen when you hear a knock on the door >A heavy sigh escapes you as you walk up to the wooden slab >You open it to find Fluttershy looking nervous behind her mane >"H-hi Anon...is Aether your fetish?" "Yes it is Fluttershy" >You put a Aether mask on her and fuck her all night in her ass >Good End

13 min later 4341822 Hazardus_Havard
>>4341660 >>4341771 So fucking creepy man.... Aether has a stalker....

17 min later 4341879 Anonymous (lololololol.gif 200x83 352kB)
>>4341677 >No SaP Someone please do pic related to me

17 min later 4341880 Afterburn3r
Testing tripcode.

17 min later 4341885 Aether CYOA The Great and Powerful Trixie (delish 9805 fim friendship_is_magic hasbro mlp my_little_pony trixie.jpg 500x500 67kB)
>So many bits... >Though, there's a single problem >His daughter, Diamond Tiara >Right now the four of you are on stage >You, Anonymous, and Filthy Rich are trying to get things worked out so you can go ahead and mark of 'supplies' on the list >But Diamond Tiara will have none of that, this little filly thinks the world revolves around her >She insists that she sees your performance a day before you perform >She doesn't want anyp0ny else to see it either, just her and her alone. >Diamond: But daaaaaad, I HAVE to see it so I can tell everyp0ny it suuuuucks. >Is it illegal to accidentally beat a filly to death? >You maintain your composure while Filthy puts his parenting skills to work >Filthy: Now Honey, the Princesses want to see these two in action. That has to mean that they're good. >Diamond: But our Princesses are super nice to everyp0ny! I bet they're awful! >Filthy: Now come on Diamond... >Diamond: No dad this is stupid! Your wasting your time with this two bit whorse and her monkey side kick! >Did...did that filly just... >Maybe you can use your magic to make her brain turn in to mush >Filthy gasps before turning to you >Filthy: I am so sorry for Diamond's behavior go to your room missy! >Diamond: But I'm huuuuungry! >Filthy falls like a stack of cards >Filthy: Do you want to get something to eat? >Diamond: Yeeeeeees! >Really...really...? >Filthy sighs >Filthy: Listen, can we discuss this at a later time? My honey bear is hungry and we- Anonymous raises his hand Anon: Say no more, go take care of your thing, we've got a week and we know we've got the finances to buy what we need. Thank you. >Filthy nods before he and his daughter walk away

20 min later 4341937 Azathoth
>>4341646 >You begin to speak "Uhhh, well. Crime is pretty common in my world. Especially in cities. The crimes that happen most often are things like burglary, assault, murder, rape..." >Twilight holds up a hoof to stop you "Come again?" >You look confused "What?" "What was that last one you said?" she asks "Uhh... Murder?" >She shakes her head, letting off a frustrated groan "No! The one after that!" "What, Rape?" "Yeah." >You blink "What about it?" >Twilight facehoofs "What is it?" >You just blink in surprise "Wait, you don't know what rape is?" >Twilight shakes her head slowly >You are very confused >Twilight speaks again when she notices you're confusion "I've never heard of that before. I know all about crime in Equestria, there is no crime called "rape". I'll check again but I've read the boring old lawbooks." >You sigh, you know she's not going to like what you're about to say

23 min later 4341988 Anonymous (Pinkie.png 373x440 111kB)
>>4341477 Man, I was working on it.

26 min later 4342044 CerealShaman
Had an idea for a one-shot. This is dedicated to the angry anon from the previous thread. Without further ado: >Wake up. >Feel like shit. Can't remember what day it is. >Fuck your alarm clock for note telling you the date. >Get up. >Realise you're in a dark forest. >Fuck Jeremy's party and his shitty alcohol. >Start walking. >Leave the forest and find that everything is pastel coloured. >Fuck, that must have been some bad acid. >Keep walking. >Find a village. >What is this shit, some Amish place or something? >No-one's around. >Fuck these unsociable fuckers. >Start pounding on doors. >No one answers. >Keep doing so until six small angry horses appear. "What the fuck are you looking at?" You shout at them. >Instantly, you're hoisted off the ground. You watch in horror as a rope floats towards you and ties you up. >You fall back to the ground. "Shitting dick nipples!" You shout, "The fuck you fuckers think you're fucking doing?" >The purple horse walks towards you. >"Who are you, what are you and what are you doing in P0nyville?" It asks. >Holy shit! That fucking horse fucking spoke to you! Sounded like a chick too. "Fuck you bitch! You fucking let me go and we'll fucking see who's gonna mess with who!" >The horse turns her back on you. "Hey, you listening to me bitch?" >You're lifted off the ground again. A few minutes later, you're taken to this giant tree with a door in it. >You're taken inside. >It's like a library in here. >This is some crazy shit. 1/X

26 min later 4342050 Anonymous
>>4341988 i shall beat you too it... the game begins now

26 min later 4342064 Anonymous
>>4341937 Oh lord I can see where this is heading

26 min later 4342066 jffry890
Did Aether ever finish Z-Week? >>4339407 oh. thats a shame. i thought you were bringing back anon x hippo ponies. shit was funny.

32 min later 4342144 Anonymous
Bumping since idiots keep posting in the old thread.

35 min later 4342165 Tvox (Call him a faggot.png 960x540 681kB)
>>4342144 You know what you must do to them

36 min later 4342180 Azathoth
>>4341937 >You sigh, Twilight readies her quill with a big smile, ready to learn "Well, uh, rape is when a person has sex with another person, but without their consent." >Twilight blinks, writing slowly >She then makes a weird face "People... people do that?" >You nod "Unfortunately, they do." >Twilight looks a bit disgusted and confused "Why would- Why would they even do that?" >You shrug "I honestly couldn't tell you. Some people think it's a power thing, that they want to hurt the other person and get pleasure from it. Others think it's just because the rapist is messed up, or just really wants to have sex but can't find a willing person." >Twilight is just dumbfounded >She's basically muttering to herself >You realize that you may have told her something you shouldn't; Twilight doesn't like NOT being able to figure things out >Twilight looks up at you with that demanding look she gives you when she doesn't understand something "Anon, you've got to tell me more!" >why.jay pee gee

36 min later 4342184 AlcoholicAnon (34573675664.png 242x607 81kB)
>>4342144

36 min later 4342187 Anonymous (1344143121611.png 700x700 326kB)
>>4342050 No, fuck off. I said I was working on it yesterday, also I prefer doing a good work than a rushed one.

37 min later 4342204 Anonymous
Creepy-Jones? what shade of red do you want for the jacket and cap? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Shades_of_red

40 min later 4342249 Anonymous (rarity huh.png 413x405 139kB)
>>4342187 >No, fuck off. Wow there, calm down. We are all friends here besides I have only been doing this for the past half hour and all i need to do left it jacket and cap

40 min later 4342257 Azathoth
>>4342180 >Twilight stares at you impatiently "I dunno, Twilight. People just... rape other people. I don't know why." >She groans angrily "But WHY!" "I don't know Twilight! I don't know!" >She looks at you with a raised eyebrow "Have YOU ever raped somebody, Anon?" "No!" "Have you ever been raped?" "No!" >Twilight sighs "Well, if you've never been raped or have raped then there is literally not a single rapist in all of Equestria." >She seems saddened by that, for whatever reason "...But I have to know!" >You're not really liking where this is going

40 min later 4342263 Anonymous
I'm looking for a love story with good feels, it does not matter witch pone it is. horse fuckers

41 min later 4342265 Anonymous
>>4341937 Twi rape play? I can only say yes to this.

41 min later 4342266 NetherPony (1343381343111.gif 400x400 252kB)
Reporting in. Writing. Lurking. Shenanigans. Decided against re-writing part of the previous update. Just roll with it, and all should make sense in the next couple of updates. Hell, I might even update tonight. I'll see how writing goes. Spoilers? Fine. Spoilers: Vinyl won't be at the party. Nope. That's all you get. __________________________________ ________ You kept reading! You do love my spoilers!

41 min later 4342281 CerealShaman
>>4342044 >You're taken down to a basement. >Holy shit, what is all this crap? It's like some fucking science lab or some shit. >You're placed on a table. A number of belts appear out of nowhere and tighten themselves around you. >This is some straight-up bullshit. Talking horses, stuff floating around, everything too colourful, this fucking sucks. "Hey, you don't fucking let me go and you're going to have to deal with a fucking volcano when I get off this thing!" >"Sweet Celestia, this thing doesn't shut up!" >You look up. The blue horse with wings said that. Another chick. "Hey, you wanna come over here and say that to my face, bitch? I'll break your fucking legs if you try that shit with me! You fucking hear me?" >The blue horse comes over and gets in your face. >"Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, tough guy?" >You cough up a lump of phlegm and spit it at the horse. She dodges out of the way. "Two words: fuck you." >The blue horse is looking pissed. Fuck her though, she probably hasn't gotten any dick her entire life. >"What's your name?" The purple horse asks. "Who's fucking asking? You ain't my fucking mum." >"I'm asking so I can tell Princess Celestia about you." "Well fuck your Princess, I ain't telling you shit." >The purple horse sighs, "Fine, she'll just have to come see you herself. Girls, leave him. He's not worth the trouble." >All six horses march out of the basement, leaving you alone. >Fuck this.

43 min later 4342311 Anonymous
>>4342263 http://pastebin.com/zw6MDF92

44 min later 4342326 Anonymous
>>4342263 For the sake of a Lady, Dynamic Entry, A Dash of Apple Sauce. The 3 authors are Leucine, NetherPony and An_Irish_Nomad respectively.

45 min later 4342346 Aether CYOA The Great and Powerful Trixie (images1.jpg 160x160 3kB)
>>4341885 >As the two trot down an aisle your rage starts to boil >You can't stand prissy, arrogant, rich fillies >They think they're better than everyp0ny else >BECAUSE YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYP0NY ELSE! >How DARE she think she holds a candle to your greatness! >NOP0NY IS BETTER THAN YOU! >You start to grind your teeth your body begins to shake >You're staring angrily at their retreating forms >You start growling to yourself >Diamond turns around and blows raspberries at you >You hear something snap internally >Was that your spine? >No wait that was just your sanity >She then promptly turns back to her father and the two walk out >You lose it, you let out a roar Anon: Trixie you alright? >Trixie: I swear...I'm going to invent a spell...that will allow me to hate things to death. JUST FOR HER! Anon: Trixie calm down she's got you speaking in first person. >You hear a tea kettle boiling, no wait that's just you. Anon: Calm down Trixie, seriously, it's like you're angry that there's another p0ny like you in the world. >You slowly turn to him and give him a glare >He holds his stomach and laughs at your expression >Trixie: WHEN I FIGURE OUT THAT SPELL YOU'RE NEXT!

45 min later 4342348 Afterburn3r
>>4341632 contd. > See light in distance > See "it" before it sees me. > As the weird guy described, literary a orange midget horse holding a lantern in its teeth. > "Gosh darned varmints" > Heart starts beating fast, looks like Anon is trespassing. > "What in tarnation- You!" "Wait! Im not the other guy!" > The horsy thing throws a lasso on me, suceeds and i fall on the ground helpless. > It gets close "Let me go!" > "Ya'll pay for that ya big mouth varmint!" > It gets close, and puts the lantern near me. > "Wait... Ya'll not him?" "I told you i'm not!" > Suddenly, Anon hear that guy burst out in laughter somewhere else. > "Another time AJ!" > The horse thing looks around, and then at Anon > "Who are you?" "And what are you?" > "'Scuse me?" "I just woke up here, and i don't know you, or either that other guy" > "Oh i'm mighty sorry! I thought ya'll Samuel, and he's mighty evil bein' 'ya know." > Horse thing unties Anon, and they start walking over to the farmhouse. > Explains there are not horses, but ponys, they live in the land of Equestria, and Anon is now in the Sweet Apple Acres near a town named Ponyville. > They got Unicorns, Pegasi and other mythical creatures here. > Some guy named Samuel appeared here about a week ago, orange pony says he is like anon but larger, and has big sticks that summon thunder and break trees in half. " I didn't catch you'r name. > "Oh! How could i forget mah manners, i'm Applejack" > Oh boy here we go. cont.

47 min later 4342385 Aether
>>4342066 No I never did.

48 min later 4342390 Anonymous (1343951810433.png 372x296 131kB)
>>4342266 Cool bro. I know you can make it work. here, have some hospital dash Nether spoilers are best spoilers

50 min later 4342425 Azathoth
>>4342257 >Twilight looks up at you, and then sits down >She taps the floor with her hoof as if to signal a verdict, like a judge "Well then Anon, you must rape me." >You freeze "Uhhh..." >She looks up at you and there is an awkward silence "Twilight-" >She shakes her head and hoof, defiantly "I won't take no for an answer, Anon. You WILL rape me. And that is final. All of Equestria needs to know what rape is, and you shall be its first rapist." >You don't feel like that is as great of an accomplishment >Twilight looks up at you, and after a few more seconds she scowls "Well? Are you going to rape me or not?" >You can't believe this shit >You suddenly think of a way out, though

51 min later 4342450 jffry890
>>4342385 You should. i would very much enjoy that.

52 min later 4342465 Aether
>>4342450 We'll see where I can go with it if I ever go back to it.

54 min later 4342488 CerealShaman
>>4342281 >It took some time, but you manage to free yourself. Fuck this, fuck everything. You know you're not the greatest guy in the world but fuck those who don't treat you with some fucking respect. >You look around the room. Those horses needed a lesson. What better way than with a good beating? >There's nothing you can use as a weapon. >Fuck. >You need to get your revenge somehow. You're going to get what you want, no matter what.. >Searching through the cupboards, you find bottles filled with chemicals with symbols on them that you don't recognise. >You can guess what they mean though. >You open all of them and pour them out. As they mix, noxious fumes begin to fill the space. >You kick one of the machines, causing its front panel to fall off and sparks to fly out. >Just what you need. >You push the machine onto the pool. Almost instantly, it flares up and a large fire is burning fiercely. >That'll do. >You rush up the stairs you were taken down. You try to open the door but it's locked. >Fuck! >You bang on the door and yell as loud as you can. You don't want to die, not like this. >It doesn't take too long for the flames to come up the staircase. If that wasn't bad enough, the smoke is starting to suffocate you. >Fuck it all. You hated this place the moment you got here. Might as well go out with a bang. >At that moment, the door swings open. An orange horse is there. You push past here and make for the exit. 2/X

54 min later 4342489 Aether (8c6ce6c8a5db4ad62812250c3ce1b202.jpg 768x638 77kB)
>>4342346 I'm gonna go ahead and stop here so I can work on Living the Good Life 7 >tfw no one wants to read her.

56 min later 4342511 Azathoth
>>4342425 >You cross your arms as you speak, you're done with her bullshit "Twilight, I can't rape you if you WANT to be raped. That's the whole point; rape isn't consensual sex. If you ask me to rape you, it's not really rape!" >Twilight sighs >She looks up at you, confused "Could one person in a couple rape another person in a couple?" >You think for a second "Well yeah, if one of them didn't want to a the time, even if they were consensual partners the other times." >Twilight starts to smile "So, you're saying that if I DON'T want to get raped at a certain time, then it would really be rape?" >You nod slowly, realizing what she was doing. >Twilight smiles and sits up "Well then Anon, I'm going to walk over there and bend over some books, and I DON'T want you to rape me." >She smiled as she said this, turning and showing off her butt as she walked over and bent down >Her plot was pretty awesome, you have to admit "Please don't rape me anon! I really don't want to get raped!" >You are pissed off and mad >You sigh, turn around, and leave >Twilight looks at the door with a rejected look "What is his problem?" ------------------------------------ >The next day, you need to run some errands >You walk into ponyville, eager to forget about Twilight and her weird request to get raped >You hoped she forgot >But as you walk into town, several of the background p0nies give you weird looks.

56 min later 4342521 ImperiusDictatio (133893219578.jpg 800x700 60kB)
>>4342489 Do Luna! Do Luna! And do it sexy-like!

56 min later 4342524 Anonymous (133512096338.jpg 633x643 70kB)
>>4342489 >tfw no z-week

57 min later 4342546 Anone Moose
>>4342266 Look at skype. Found errors. On a story note, I found a path I can go with on Cheerful Kindness. Dis gona b fun.

59 min later 4342571 NoLongerAnon
>>4342489 That's a load of Pony shit! I'm reading, and I'm sure Gadget is....wherever he might be

1 hours later 4342602 fitz
>>4342266 >tfw no 8k word updates in like 3 weeks Dark souls is confusing, kill skeleton, his body re assembles and kills me

1 hours later 4342617 Gadget
>>4342489 >no one Ex Fucking Cuse me? Although I won't mind a small break for some more Good Life.

1 hours later 4342631 Azathoth
>>4342511 >You see Roseluck and Daisy walking towards you >Roseluck notices you and whispers at Daisy, and they both stare at you >They start to give you creepy smiles, and as they walk past both their tails shoot up "Uh oh Daisy, don't look now but it's Anonymous the rapist!" "I saw Roseluck! I sure hope we don't get raped!" >Are you fucking kidding me >You march to the library, you need answers >You knock on the door, and you hear an excited gasp inside as Twilight runs up and opens the door "Hi Anon! Have you come here to-" "NO! I did NOT come here to rape you!" >Twilight pouts >she lets you in anyway, Spike is looking at you with a giggle >You march up to Twilight "Twilight! Why are people looking at my funny, and why were Daisy and Roseluck talking about rape?" >Twilight giggles "...I might have told a few p0nies about this." "Like hell you didn't! Why were they showing me their butts and stuff!" >Twilight giggles "Ok Anon, I admit it, I got the two of them to show you their butts in front of you and talk about not wanting to get raped because I wanted you to get horny and then come rape me." >You facepalm and just stand there for a minute "...I've got to be dreaming." >Twilight stops giggling and looks at you sadly "Anon! Did I hurt your feelings? Sorry. I thought a rapist would like that sort of thing." >You scream "I AM NOT A RAPIST DAMMIT!" >Spike has fallen to his sides and has started laughing, rolling around on the floor >You can feel your face turn red, this is shit you don't need now or ever. >Twilight smiles at Spike's display but is more serious to you "Anon! Come on and just rape me already! It will be fun!" >You want to pull your hair out

1 hours later 4342656 CerealShaman
>>4342488 >The other horses are more concerned with the fire you started than they are with you escaping. >Fuck 'em, they're getting what they deserve. >You look behind you once you're a good enough distance away. That tree come library come science lab hellhole is burning from top to bottom. By morning, it'll be nothing but a pile of ashes. >They deserve worse in your opinion. >You keep walking. You find yourself back in the forest. Maybe all of this is a bad dream brought about by some bad drugs or some other shit. All you can be sure is you want this fucking nightmare to end. >Getting hungry, you find some berries to eat. You aren't a dumb motherfucker. You made sure they were safe by watching some other stupid animals eat them first. >You sure could go for some chocolate milk right now. >Day fades into night. It's only now you realise you have no clue where you are or where you're going. >Fuck. >You definitely aren't stopping. You've got that sensation you get when your fat cougar of a boss always appears whenever you didn't want her to, which was all the time. Something's following you and you don't fucking like it. >The Sun rises again. Your feet are fucking killing you but you're still going. >Eventually you reach the other side of the forest. What's there to greet you? A fucking mountain, that's what. >Fuck this. >It doesn't take too long to find a cave. This'll do until you can come up with a plan. 3/X

1 hours later 4342658 Anonymous
>>4342631 I've seen read enough rapefics to know where this is going.

1 hours later 4342660 Anonymous (1339824687526.jpg 245x318 12kB)
>>4342631 >"Twilight! Why are people looking at my funny, and why were Daisy and Roseluck talking about rape?" >Why are people looking at my funny >looking at my funny >my funny Because it's humerus

1 hours later 4342665 An Irish Nomad
>>4342602 Wrong way. If you're seeing skeletons, turn back at once.

1 hours later 4342667 Anonymous
>>4342658 >seen read DURRRRRRRRRR

1 hours later 4342692 Anonymous (lel.jpg 374x119 8kB)
>>4342667

1 hours later 4342705 ImperiusDictatio
>>4341746 >Twilight sighs. "She told me to offer you anything you wanted as a way of apologizing." >Well that's an easy one. It doesn't even require any thought. "I want her to stay away from me." >Twilight winces. >"Anon..." "No, really. So far every time I've seen her I'm either being mauled by her or recovering from being mauled by her. I would really just prefer not having anything to do with her." >"Anon, if I tell her that she'll be devastated." >You motion down at yourself with your only working arm. "And I'm not? She put me through hell, Twilight. Absolute hell!" >"Alright. I... I'll tell her then." >Twilight starts to trot out of the room, but stops briefly at the door. >"Anon, I know you've been through a lot, but please, try to forgive Celestia. She didn't mean for any of it to happen." >With Twilight gone it's just you and your thoughts. >They all go back to Celestia. >Yes you're angry with her, yes you hate her for doing all that to you, yes you hate her for taking paradise away from you. >Equestria was supposed to be your escape from your old life, something better. >But then Celestia came along and sent all those thoughts right to hell. >Which is probably where you'll be heading soon if Celestia doesn't take the message and stay the fuck away.

1 hours later 4342711 ThundersShadow
>>4342631 I think the next crime is MURDER .

1 hours later 4342717 Azathoth
>>4342631 >You give Twilight a glare, balling up your fists "If I raped you, you wouldn't enjoy it! Only I would enjoy it, the victim isn't supposed to enjoy being raped!" >Twilight smiles and blushes "You... You w-would enjoy raping me Anon?" >Oh my god >you've had enough "Fine! You know what, you win, Twilight. I'll rape you." >Twilight makes a little sqee of joy and hops up and down "Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes! I'm going to be Equestria's first rape victim! yes!" >You scowl "You're not supposed to be happy about it!" >Twilight drops to her hooves >she puts on a serious face "I mean, uhh, I sure hope I don't get raped today." >You just shake your head >Twilight looks up at you "Hey Anon, do rapists rape out in the open, or do they try to keep it secret?" "Keep it secret, obviously." >Twilight clears her throat "Well then, I'd better go up to my room and hope Anon DOESN'T come in and rape me where nobody will see." >You look away as Twilight hops up her stairs excitedly and runs up higher in the library. >Spike is smirking at you

1 hours later 4342718 PonyGone (113341 - artist-playbunny bro_strider crossover homestuck rainbow_dash.gif 492x523 78kB)
Reporting in and stuff

1 hours later 4342743 RnR66
>>4342717 I am smirking too hard

1 hours later 4342767 OneTripPony
>>4342266 Rewrite isn't necessary in the slightest. The chat you had with the anon earlier/previous thread made a lot of sense. Even if meat wasn't the real reason, a passive agressive like shy would probably blame it as such... ..because it would be selfish of her to think only about how much she misses her friend... even if that is the real motivation. Anyway Good to know your writing. also. Park Lurk Write. Swag.

1 hours later 4342783 Anonymous (1344440223003.png 900x720 360kB)
>>4342717

1 hours later 4342822 Azathoth
>>4342717 >You glare at Spike "What are you laughing at?" >He just giggles "Oh no! Here comes the big rapist off to rape Twilight! Maybe I should go call for help!" >You fucking hate spike >You walk up the stairs, face still burning from Spike's words and you make your way into the bedroom >Twilight is laying on her bed, facing away from the door, reading a book >She is laying all the way out, with her back hooves coming off the bed >She looks back and sees you, then turns back to the book and hums "~la la la, hope I don't get raped, ~la la la..." >You just shake your head, you have already been defeated >You watch Twilight's rear as she kicks her legs up and down alternating >It actually makes her ass look pretty nice >At least, nice enough to give you a boner >You walk up, and Twilight spreads her legs a little "Oh, it's so hot in here, I need to spread out a bit. Sure hope some rapist doesn't use this to his advantage..." >This would honestly be less awkward if you were actually going to rape her >This? This is just weird. >You look down and see Twilight's marehood, ready and waiting >She seems to have noticed >She raises her tail up, spreading her legs out more "Such a good day to not get raped..." >Now you're starting to want this >You haven't had sex for a long time >And if you've learned anything from /mlp/, horses make great lays >Right?

1 hours later 4342825 Afterburn3r
>>4342348 contd. > Anon walks to AJ's home, look's like they live in a barn. > Gets invited in, Anon politely refuses. > Anon takes directions to town > Anon starts walking there. > Anon can almost see town. > Suddenly, that guy jumps out of a bush. > "Wassup! Look's like you made it out, now to make it clear i need to know who you are, how you got here, and what you know. If you help me out, i will maybe get you back home." > Anon asks Samuel who he is. > "Name's Samuel, that's all you need to know. And i'm not certainly the guy you want to fuck with." > Samuel is a little over two meters tall, a combat knife that could be considered a machete strapped to his side, and with a scarred face. > "Well i'm Anon, i'm 19, i just ended high school. It was a normal day, and then i woke up here. And all i know is a little situational info and the name of that pony with a hat and-" > BWAM > "Oh I'm sorry, did i break you'r concentration? I thought you were talking something about best intentions?" "What?" > "What country you from?" "What?" > "What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak english in what?" "What?" > "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT" "Are you quoting Pulp Fiction?" > "Yes! Post '94, great. You play videogames?" "Yeah..." > "I did not ask for this." he imitates a voice. "What?" > "Something different..." > Sam starts thinking. "Why don't you ask me the year i am frim in the first time?" > "Shut up! I like playing games!" "But..." > "SHUT. UP." > Sam thinks for a longer time. "I'm from 2010." > "You sonofabitch!" cont. Do people even like this?

1 hours later 4342828 CerealShaman
>>4342656 >It's dark inside here. Fucking deep too. There could be wolves or something else further in that wouldn't think twice about eating you, so you stay near the entrance in case you have to run for your life to the forest. >A loud growl comes from the treeline. >Never-fucking-mind, you might have to run inside instead. >You don't know what it is but trouble is spelled out all over its fucking body. It looks like a lion, only it has a scorpion's tail and bat wings. >You're going to kill Eddy when you next meet him. Fuck him for letting you take that shit so you could experience this monstrosity. >The lion-scorpion-bat thing spots you and roars again. >Fuck. >You back away into the cave. You hope there's another way you can get out. >There isn't. >Fucking dick muffins! >You know this is all a dream and you'll wake up in a storm drain or some shit, but you know for a fact that once that thing gets you and tears you apart, it's going to hurt like a motherfucker. >Might as well go out fighting like a real human being. >You march towards the monster, fists clenched, ready to break its fucking jaw off. >Before you get the chance, something sideswipes the creature, sending it hurtling away. >You run out to get a better look. Standing there is a giant eagle, only it has four legs. >Fuck, you're so messed up right now. 4/X

1 hours later 4342884 Anonymous
>>4342717 next time do luna but have luna rape annon because she hasent been with somone in 1000 years

1 hours later 4342946 Afterburn3r
>>4342884 Into his anus. With her horn.

1 hours later 4343008 Azathoth
>>4342822 >Twilight giggles and spreads her legs better "Wow, I sure hope there isn't a rapist with a boner behind me." >You look down, and see your shameful boner >You can't believe this >Twilight smiles and giggles as you blush, then you get a scowl >You get on the bed above her and grab her head on the back gently, pulling the book from her hand "Oh no!" she says, her grin ear to ear, "I'm about to get raped!" >You sigh and pull down your pants, revealing your hard dick >Twilight looks at it and smiles "Oh no! The rapist's penis! He's going to put that inside of me, and it will feel so good, but I so don't want it!" >You let go of her head and scowl at her >Twilight looks upset "H-hey! Keep going!" "No." >Twilight pouts at you "Come on Anon! I wanted you to rape me!" >You give her a look "You can't want it, not even during the act, you've got to fight it! You're not supposed to enjoy it! You're just not convincing me!" >Twilight frowns "Oh, I'm sorry Anon. I didn't realize that." >You nod "It's alright." >Twilight looks back at you and your boner, she arches her back a bit to give you better access "Ok, uhh, Stop it. Don't rape me. How's that?" >You shrug "Could use more emotion, I guess." >You look down at her and you realize you do want to have sex with her >Just not rape >But she was literally asking for it...

1 hours later 4343100 Afterburn3r
> Sam is angry, "Are you okay?" > Sam frowns at anon. > "Are you telling me i am crazy?" "No?" > "Good! Don't believe the doctors man. Whatever they say, I'm not insane. Okay? Not. Insane. I'm fine! Look at me! Do i look insane to you? I don't seem insane to myself, do i to you?" > This guy is nuts. Also, wont shut up. "No! You seem cool to me." > "Good. Fucking psychyatrists telling i'm a psychopath with a superiority complex! Bunch of bullshit i say." > Starts mumbling something like a madman. > Anon with Sam reaches town. Pastel colored houses. "Where are we going actually?" > Sam is silent. > They reach a tree with a door in it. > Sam knocks the door so hard Anon thought it will fall off. > Purple lizard opens the door. > Sam pushes Anon inside over the lizard, rendering them on the ground. > Sam seems angered that the door closed behind him, and kicks it open, breaking the lock. > "Goodbye motherfuckers!" > Anon regains consiousness. > Purple unicorn and the mutated lizard thingy looking at him. "Uhm... Hi." ************ End chapter one. Should i keep on doing these? I know i probably suck, but what the hell. Logging off for now, i'm freezing here. http://pastebin.com/u/Afterburn3r

1 hours later 4343135 Azathoth
>>4343008 >You grab the back of her neck, you see her shiver >You sit up a bit, pressing more of your weight on her, you can see her get a little uncomfortable >You take your other hand to her hip and grab it, and you see her shiver a bit >You then position your dick around her rear, and start to finger her a little bit >Twilight makes a little uncomfortable noise, she seems to be thinking of what to say "Stop? Stop. Stop!" >You actually feel your boner hardening >whyboner.jpg .gif .png .zip .tiff >After a few more seconds of fingering, you grab Twilight's waist and flip her over, spreading her legs >You now see her face, which was fulled with worry "No!" >Twilight places her hooves on your chest and presses against you a bit >This actually makes you a bit upset, so you push back, easily overpowering her >You reach down and spread her pussy lips, seeing that inviting entrance >Twilight gasps and tries to push you off again "Stop Anon! This isn't funny anymore!" >You immediately stop, looking at Twilight with a concerned expression, and back off "I'm sorry Twilight! I didn't know-" >Twilight is giving you a glare "First you tell me to fight it, now you're backing off just because I said it wasn't funny anymore! Come on Anon, at least keep your own rules!" >You didn't realize she was such a good actor >She sounded legitimately upset when she told you to stop >You nervously approach, getting back into position "No! Please stop! Get off me! Somep0ny help me!" >You feel ashamed as your boner gets even harder

1 hours later 4343156 Anonymous (1346506265618.gif 500x360 312kB)
>>4343008 Oh god this is golden.

1 hours later 4343202 OneTripPony
>>4343135 ...why does it feel like anon is the real rape victim here? . . But.. god damn, this is some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while.

1 hours later 4343224 CerealShaman
>>4342828 >"Come on! You want some of this?" The eagle thing shouts at the monster. >Another chick. Where are all the fucking men? >The monster looks between you and your saviour. You get the feeling it knows it couldn't take on this bird girl thing on in a one-on-one fight, so it slinks off back to the forest. "That's right bitch, run away!" You shout at it. >Your rescuer turns her attention toward you >"So what's your deal then? Never seen anything like you around here before." "I'm the one who should be asking the fucking questions. Who the fuck are you?" >The four-legged eagle laughs. "You think this is fucking funny?" >"A little, nice to meet someone who isn't one of those stuck up p0nies." "P0nies? You mean those horse things?" >"Already met them huh?" "Yeah. Fucking bitches. They fucking tied me up and tried asking me all these questions. Like I'm some sort of fucking tourist information or something. Got them back good though." >"How'd you do that?" She asks, raising an eyebrow. "Burnt that library tree place down. That'll teach them." >The eagle begins laughing hysterically. "What's so funny?" >"You burnt down Twilight Sparkle's home? In P0nyville?" "Yeah, I guess I did. Why?" >"Lets say I've gut issues with her and her friends as well. Been trying to find a way to get some revenge of my own." >Sounds like the p0nies are the real bullies around here. "So what's your name then?" >"Gilda. Gilda the Griffon. You?" "Anonymous, Anon for short." 5/5

1 hours later 4343260 CerealShaman (1272661177351.jpg 1600x1200 138kB)
>>4343224 And that's that. A drastic departure from what I usually write. Don't know if I'll continue this or not. Feedback would be welcome, especially from Angry Anon from the last thread. So, thoughts?

1 hours later 4343316 Azathoth
>>4343135 >You press your thumb down against her clit, making her cry out "What are you doing! Stop it!" >You aren't really 'enjoying' what she's doing, but you can see the appeal >And you think you might be coming around though. >You get your dick right in position to fuck her, but before you stick it in you look down at her face >Twilight's face looks really sad and concerned, like she was really about to be raped >She sees you looking at you, and her eyes meet yours >She smiles "Please don't, I'm saving myself for my special somep0ny." >mfw >Your hips fucking blast forward like a boss >She screams out, she wasn't really ready for that >You really did hurt a little bit, you hope she isn't too pissed off >You see her face screwed up in pleasure, but still with that shocked and horrified look "No! No please stop!" >She is really, really good at this

1 hours later 4343324 Afterburn3r
>>4343260 I like it. I demand moar. No tripfaggotry now, im on my phone.

1 hours later 4343372 Anonymous (just the jacket now....png 836x984 233kB)
ok i need a color for the jacket, fill that in and then the cutie mark and its done

1 hours later 4343384 Jurassic Shark (tf' ish tish shit.jpg 400x322 19kB)
THIS IS WHATS WRONG WITH /MLP/. GET THIS SHIT OFF. WHY HAVE YOU FUCKS ACTUALLY MADE 394 OF THESE? WTF!

1 hours later 4343411 ImperiusDictatio
>>4342705 >Day 50 in Equestria. >There's been no sign of Celestia at all. >As per your request, Twilight told her what you wanted. >Apparently she took it pretty hard. Twilight told you there was quite a bit of crying. >You can't find a single fuck to give. >However, while she is staying away, she keeps sending you letters. >You've got a steadily growing pile of scrolls from her in the back of your room. >You haven't read one. >Spike gets a little annoyed that he has to belch up so many scrolls that won't even be read. >But you're as happy as can be. No crazy alicorns trying to mutilate you. >Just the way you like it. >You put away the last book in the library and look around, noticing that now there is literally nothing else to do. >Twilight's hanging out with her friends. >Spike's tagging along and trying to get Rarity to notice him again. >Sometimes you almost feel bad for the little guy. >Almost. >He did kinda do it to himself. >Hmm, what to do, what to do. >There's really not much to do other than work. >Not much you CAN do with your arm the way it is. >But you're problem is solved by a knocking on the door. >Well that's convenient, helping somep0ny ind a book should be a perfect way to relieve boredom.

1 hours later 4343440 Anonymous
>>4343384 Have you seen the spin-off threads yet?

1 hours later 4343441 Azathoth
>>4343316 >You start to pull out a bit then come back in, thrusting in and out >Your position is strange, fucking a p0ny missionary when it's supposed to be fucking doggystyle makes it weird. >She seems to be enjoying herself though >Not how she's talking though "No! Stop! Stop stop please!" >Twilight is really good at this acting thing "Who's going to want me after this! I'm just a used up, trashy whore..." >Jesus christ, this was arousing >You're starting to think Twilight is a very kinky p0ny >You grip her hips and slam into her again and again >You see her hair get messed up, and her horn glowing >Wait, her horn was glowing? >You suddenly see a book floating on the other side of the room "Take that, you rapist!" >The book flies at you, and you smack out with you arm, deflecting it >You look down at Twilight, who has a shit eating grin on her face >You reach over her and grab her horn forcefully, pulling her head back "Don't you do that again! You little slut!" >Twilight looks shocked at what you just said to her >You're honestly more surprised at yourself then she is >Twilight gives you a smile, and then continues "Please stop Mr.Rapist! please stop!" >You start to thrust harder, you're enjoying this >Twilight groans, you can see she is enjoying it too >Her whole body is rocking with your thrusts, you can see her eyes screw up in pleasure >She's having her first orgasm >First for you, at least. You don't think she's a virgin

2 hours later 4343472 Anonymous
>>4343384 Your tears only make me HARDER!

2 hours later 4343490 Anonymous
>>4343260 I enjoyed it. These threads need moar Gilda. >>4343384 Drop dead and rot in a hole, faggot. The writefags are a hell of a lot more entertaining than you are.

2 hours later 4343535 CerealShaman (16d10ff873c9affe626ada9db9793362.jpg 1000x1169 1014kB)
>>4343324 A follow up will have to wait until the next couple of chapters of /V/irgin In Equestria are done and posted. Speaking of which, this is on the PasteBin now. http://pastebin.com/u/CerealShaman >>4343384 We're not solely to blame. What about the Fluffy P0ny, P0ny in Earth, Transformation, Fetishshy, Dark Equestria and Giant Pony write threads that exist now?

2 hours later 4343562 Azathoth
>>4343441 >Twilight's eyes snap shut, she shivers and cries out in pleasure, her orgasm rocking her >You feel her vagina clamp down on your dick, and it lets off in a few seconds >She looks a little bit empty-headed, a stupid smile stuck on her face "Oh, you're still going..." "That's a benefit of not being a STUPID pony, sweetheart." >Twilight smiles, even through the orgasm she stays right on target "Oh no Anon! Please don't make me cum again and again!" >You take that as a challenge >You push her back body up some more, and you're now in a position closer to the 'jackhammer' then 'missionary' >Twilight starts to really groan and moan as you pound away at her like that, the gentle sucking from her marehood driving you wild, and her occasional outburst of "No!' or "Please stop!" only help you along >Finally, you feel ready to blow, so you stick one of your fingers in her asshole and another to finger her cunt as you fuck even harder >She starts to shake and pant and meet your thrusts back, she's about to get her fourth maregasm. >Finally, you blow your load inside her, and the sensation makes her moan and cum >You can feel her inner walls sucking some of your cum back inside of her >That feels really fucking good

2 hours later 4343629 Azathoth
>>4343562 >You let go off Twilight as you enjoy your afterglow, collapsing on her bed >You see Twilight keep her legs held up for a few seconds, some of your cum is pushed out and onto the bedspread, and she pants as she looks down at your work >That's fucking hot "What if I get pregnant! Why would you do this to me!" >You're not sure if she's playing anymore, but then she looks up at you and gives you a sly smile >She lays down besides you, rubbing your arm with a hoof "You're a great rapist, Anon." "...And you're a great rape victim, Twilight." >Twilight giggles and stays there for a minute before getting up and walking to the shower "uh oh, I sure hope I don't get raped in the shower!" >You shoot an annoyed look in her direction "Well, I might not be maybe I will~" >Twilight walks off >You finally come to the realization that the first time you got laid in Equestria was a rape roleplay >You're perfectly ok with this. ----------------- That's the end for now! I hope you liked it. Really funny concept. However I'm not sure if I should cut this off here or keep going. If I keep going this story will basically just be straight up clop with a few "no!" and "please don't!" thrown in, so I'm not sure. What do you guys think?

2 hours later 4343663 NetherPony (1342466475224.gif 290x200 1199kB)
>>4342390 >>4342767 >>4342326 >pic related >mfw >>4342546 I shall devastate said errors soon. For now, writing. >>4342602 I'll see what I can do to fix that.

2 hours later 4343678 AlcoholicAnon (3457367566.png 607x242 85kB)
>>4343384 Yes, yes we have. And.. If you count the Rainbro threads, even more. ;)

2 hours later 4343681 Anonymous (15139 - animated clapping clopplauding DJ_P0n-3 gif reaction_image reaction_ponies vinyl_scratch.gif 360x360 59kB)
>>4341646 >>4341937 >>4342180 >>4342257 >>4342425 >>4342511 >>4342631 >>4342717 >>4342822 >>4343008 >>4343135 >>4343316 >>4343441 >>4343562

2 hours later 4343706 TwiLover
>>4343629 What do I think? I think you're one of my newest favorite writers. And I demand moar MOAR!

2 hours later 4343768 Azathoth
>>4343706 >His trip is "TwiLover" >Just wrote a Twilight fic Gee, I wonder why.

2 hours later 4343781 TwiLover
>>4343768 I'm sure it's not that hard to figure out.

2 hours later 4343799 Anonymous
>>4343629 I think that was pretty damn funny, and if you could be bothered to do another one every do often with a different Mane6, well....that would be just swell!

2 hours later 4343803 OneTripPony
>>4343629 That was bloody hilarious. Nice work man. Well written funny stuff. I still say Anon was the real rape victim there.

2 hours later 4343830 Navarone
>>4343100 Keep going, bro.

2 hours later 4343836 Shinobi
>>4343629 Motherfucking glorious More would be appreciated

2 hours later 4343848 ImperiusDictatio
>>4343411 >You open the door to greet whichever pony decided to visit the library today. >But when you open the door all you feel is terror. >Standing there at Twilight's doorstep is the object of all your fears. >You take a few stumbling steps back from the door in terror, but trip and fall flat on your ass. >That shit ain't gonna stop you though. You scurry backwards a few feet, never taking your eyes off of the gleaming white alicorn in the door. "Y-you!" >"Anon, please, I know what you... asked of me, but please hear me out!" >Nope nope nope nope nope! >Not doing this again! >You keep crawling backwards until you hit the far wall. "I-I thought you w-weren't going to c-come near me anymore!" >"Please Anon, I know I've hurt you, but please, give me a chance to speak." she all but begs. "I've given you plenty of chances!" >She starts walking after you. >Your heart starts to race, your pupils shrink to pinpricks. >You know what's coming. >Pain, torture, misery, probably death. >Oh god you're going to die! >"Anonymous, please let me make it up to you, I know how to heal you!"

2 hours later 4343874 Aanon (Aanon.png 181x277 32kB)
Hey guys. I was just thinking, and I think that I've had a long enough break. After this weekend is over, I should have some time to start writing some actual chapters. On a side note, I will be changing Befriending Pinkamena to Loving Pinkamena. So uh, yeah.

2 hours later 4343902 Anonymous
>>4343874 An Hero now

2 hours later 4343914 AlcoholicAnon (67858579.png 403x250 171kB)
>>4343629 Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful, my fucking sides are burning right now.

2 hours later 4343926 ImperiusDictatio
>>4343848 "You said that last time! Can't you please just leave me alone? Haven't you done enough already? Why do you have to keep doing this?" >"Just hear me out. The hospital kept samples of your blood. I used those to study the effects your body has on magic. I know exactly how to cast spells on you so that they won't fail like they did the last times." "That's great, but I can live just fine with only one arm! I'd much rather LIVE, thank you!" >She keeps getting closer." >"Just give me this one chance! I can fix this! I really can!" >Her horn starts to glow. >You completely lose it at this point. "STAY AWAY FROM ME!" >Your heart feels like it could explode. >It probably will if she touches you with that thing. >"Just let me try, I know I can do this." >The horn gets closer. >Your heart keeps beating even faster, you're not even sure how that's possible. >Your left arm sure hurts for some reason. >The horn touches your forehead. >You scream. >Everything goes black.

2 hours later 4343929 CerealShaman (Tachikoma 2.jpg 1200x1000 207kB)
>>4343629 I glad my short story was overshadowed by this. Two thumbs up and one big grin from me. My advice? Keep going. Anon the serial rapist who rapes the not-unwilling. Might be cool.

2 hours later 4343965 Anonymous
Can i have anon x celestia pls

2 hours later 4343972 Anonymous
>>4343965 no

2 hours later 4343999 Anonymous (Okay_face.jpg 251x239 16kB)
>>4343972

2 hours later 4344013 MrSilver
>>4343999 Shit nigga, you got trips.

2 hours later 4344042 Anonymous
>>4344013 What are trips without anon x Celestia fanfics

2 hours later 4344054 CerealShaman (1281344819760.jpg 528x720 123kB)
>>4343929 >I glad And that's the sign for me to be heading off. Work on Chapter 11 of /V/iE will resume in the near future. Probably not tomorrow as I'll be out all day and will probably be knackered by the time I get back to the flat, and not Friday either as I'll be going up Mt. Snowdon unless the weather takes a turn for the worse. Keep writing those stories people.

2 hours later 4344064 Anonymous
Since I started writing, these threads seemed to have come to a complete stop...

2 hours later 4344077 Azathoth (Celestia and CAKE.jpg 1496x1460 206kB)
>>4344042 Have you been reading Crazy Celestia? http://pastebin.com/UAM1s46Q The first few chapters are just romance, but the later chapters add in clop. Enjoy :3

2 hours later 4344086 Anonymous
>>4344064 Yeah, you fucked up.

2 hours later 4344087 Anonymous
>>4344064 Just wait until season 3 starts. AiE will be reborn.

2 hours later 4344135 fitz
>>4344064 There hasn't been any new cannon content since like april. so its kind of a given, it should start soon thought then there will be more material

2 hours later 4344136 ImperiusDictatio
>>4343926 >You are Princess Celestia. >And you don't think you're a good pony anymore. >You just wanted to fix Anon, that's all you wanted. >You wanted him to know how sorry you were for doing what you did. >Just thinking about it makes you feel sick. >The fact that it was you who did it makes it even worse. >You just wanted to help him. >But every time you tried you only made things worse. >This time might be the worst of all your mistakes. >You pace back and forth across the hospital hall waiting for the doctor to return. >The sound of approaching hoofsteps stills your pacing and you spin around to see who's coming. >The doctor approaches, flipping through papers on a clipboard as he does. >When he approaches you he clears his throat and begins without any prompting. >"Well it seems your spell worked flawlessly on him. The muscles in his arm all completely reattached to the bone." >You could feel the unsaid "but" in his voice. "But?" >He sighs and removes his glasses. >"But I'm afraid the stress he was under from the ordeal was too much for his heart. He went into cardiac arrest and we were unable to resuscitate him." >Your eyes widen in shock. "You mean... he's..." >"Time of death was 6:13 p.m. I'm sorry, Your Highness." >It takes you a moment to fully process what you've done. >You killed Anonymous. >Without another word you teleport yourself from the hospital to your chambers in the palace. >The second you touch your bed you break down sobbing. >You didn't mean for any of this to happen! You just didn't want Anon to think you were a bad pony! >You are Princess Celestia. >And you are not a good pony anymore.

2 hours later 4344182 Anonymous
>>4344136 Now make Anon a ghost and torment her when no one's around.

2 hours later 4344185 Anonymous
>>4344087 speaking of that, when is it coming out?

2 hours later 4344211 Anonymous
>>4344185 No set date yet.

2 hours later 4344215 fitz
>>4344185 Soon, probably next month.

2 hours later 4344247 ImperiusDictatio
>>4344136 And that's the end of that. So who enjoyed it?

2 hours later 4344250 Azathoth
>>4344136 >inb4 Twilight resurrects him and then Celestia apologizes to Anon but he doesn't forgive her so she asks if there is *anything* she can do to thank him and he fucks her up the ass.

2 hours later 4344259 Azathoth
>>4344247 Nigger, are you joking? Please tell me you're joking.

2 hours later 4344260 Aether (1346117001833.jpg 1240x750 487kB)
>>4344136 Damn Imperius...my...my feels....

2 hours later 4344269 Shukaku20
>>4344247 not sure if trolling... cool none the less.

3 hours later 4344313 Anonymous
>>4344247 Could you make a story where a pony zombie plague takes over Equestria and all the ponies are zombies. Anon is unaffected because he is not a pony and the zombie ponies won't eat him because he isn't a pony. and Anon tries to pretend that everything's normal.

3 hours later 4344351 Shukaku20
>>4344313 so basically the opposite of my z-anon? http://pastebin.com/cV8zd8SC

3 hours later 4344353 Anonymous
>>4342660 humerus = humorous?

3 hours later 4344373 Anonymous
>>4344351 Yes, problem?

3 hours later 4344398 Shukaku20
>>4344373 nope. just sayin

3 hours later 4344401 NoLongerAnon
>>4343874 Duly noted, double A If all goes well, and it should , I'll finally have something to post tommorow

3 hours later 4344415 Anonymous
greasy neckbeards in equestria

3 hours later 4344422 ImperiusDictatio The Road to Hell: BONUS CHAPTER
>Hours have passed since you received the news that you killed Anonymous. >You haven't cried this much since you banished Nightmare Moon. >You'd hoped you never would again. >You slip in and out of a fitful sleep, never long enough to dull the pain, though. >The door to your chambers squeaks as it opens and you turn a bloodshot eye towards it. >Your sister walks in, a somber air about her. >"Tia... we hear what has happened. Are you well?" >You turn your tear streaked face to her to speak, your voice hoarse from crying. "Luna... the fear I saw in his eyes every time I came near... is that what it was like for you?" >Luna nods slowly. >To her surprise you launch from your bed and envelope her in a tight hug, sobbing against her shoulder. "I'm so sorry, Luna!" you manage between sobs. "I swear I'll be a better sister! I'm sorry, Luna, I'm so sorry." >You feel Luna wrap her hooves around you in response, holding you as you cry. 'I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to hurt him! I'm so sorry! I don't want to be a bad pony!"

3 hours later 4344488 ImperiusDictatio
>>4344422 Okay, NOW I'm done. I do good?

3 hours later 4344506 Azathoth (Don't steal my fucking candy.gif 201x145 1674kB)
>>4344488 It's still terrible, fg8. I hat u.

3 hours later 4344529 Anonymous
>>4344488 Go back to noise marines fggt.

3 hours later 4344543 Anonymous
>>4344422 luna smiled and said you tears are delicious

3 hours later 4344554 Anonymous
>>4344529 Hey we all love the noise marines, but that doesn't mean you need to be a douche about it.

3 hours later 4344575 Anonymous
>>4344506 Azathoth pls go

3 hours later 4344586 Anonymous
>>4344488 this would be a good story to write more of if you can find the time.

3 hours later 4344640 jffry890
>>4344313 That sounds hilarious. id love to read it.

3 hours later 4344662 Anonymous (1344914676128.jpg 550x453 106kB)
>>4344422

3 hours later 4344686 AlcoholicAnon (654755675.jpg 570x402 32kB)
Going to sleep. Finishing up Act VII tomorrow. BYE NIGGA

3 hours later 4344721 Anonymous
Anybody know whatever happened to gasucorp and his s.t.a.l.k.e.r. AiE by any chance?

3 hours later 4344755 Mersy
>>4344422 Ow... the feels are hurting me, i REALLY hope that Celestia will be able to redeem herself.

3 hours later 4344783 Hazardus_Havard
>>4344488 I, I want to read more.

3 hours later 4344793 Anonymous
>>4344721 I really wish he would update already. It had potential

3 hours later 4344804 fitz
>>4344721 I think he is died

3 hours later 4344827 Anonymous
Guys, I just thought up a plan to murder Tara Strong, Lauren Faust, Gabe Newell, Eminem, Todd Howard, and other famous people simply because I like them. The list goes on... Am I crazy? I also planned to rape Tara Strong and force her to do Twilight's voice while I rape her or I would kill her children. I'm not crazy right? Do I need help? I would murder you guys too if I knew who/where you were.

3 hours later 4344843 Anonymous
>>4344827 I was gonna sage that because off topic, but oh well.

3 hours later 4344846 NoLongerAnon
>>4344422 Seems you've found your niche Imperius, well done. I'll enjoy reading this later

3 hours later 4344904 Anonymous
>>4344827 I also planned on raping and killing some girl I used to like but that's normal so...

3 hours later 4344914 OneTripPony
>>4344422 >>4344488 Yes. This was good. Very emotional. Wonderful ending.

3 hours later 4344923 fitz
>>4344422 huehue for some reason when i read that she killed anon I started smiling and laughed a little bit.

3 hours later 4344947 Anonymous (Rarity reading the Daily Faggot.png 2004x2173 279kB)
>>4344488 I liked it until you killed Anon

3 hours later 4344962 Anonymous
>>4344793 >>4344804 Dang man, I really liked that AiE too..

3 hours later 4345092 Anonymous (I cannot unsee this evil.gif 160x120 1186kB)
>>4344721 >where is s.t.a.l.k.e.r AiE? >where is MDR AiE? >where is My Little Anon AiE? >where is Surface of the Sun AiE? >where is Airman AiE? >where is Pale's stories? >where is Guapo's stories? >where is void's family of the black moon? These are the questions that keep me up at night...

3 hours later 4345125 PaleNarrator (among thieves title card.png 768x1024 182kB)
>>4345092 Give me an hour, you'll have a story, fellow reader.

3 hours later 4345129 Anonymous (epic-cry.gif 360x203 1441kB)
>>4345092 almost forgot >where is jffry's story? that one hurts the most....

3 hours later 4345135 OneTripPony
>>4345092 >where is Airman AiE? last thread? I'm sure I saw it..

3 hours later 4345157 Anonymous
>>4345135 it was literally like 13 lines, its a 'wip'

4 hours later 4345253 Gadget
>>4345125 why is a shadow breakdancing in front of the moon

4 hours later 4345277 Anonymous
>>4345253 why r u questioning it?

4 hours later 4345280 PaleNarrator
>>4345253 Because he's so FLY.

4 hours later 4345401 >rope (I like where this is going....jpg 945x945 241kB)
>>4345125 [spoiler[FUCK YEAH[/spoiler] >>4345129 pic related

4 hours later 4345409 Anonymous
>>4344904 >>4344827 I FUCKING NEED HELP I'M SERIOUS I'M GONNA DO IT!

4 hours later 4345432 >rope (ffffffffffffuuuuuuu.jpg 624x352 94kB)
>>4345401 and i can't into spoilers tonight

4 hours later 4345506 PonyGone
>>4345280 ... >>4345129 I know man...

4 hours later 4345569 jffry890
>>4345129 way to kill my buzz i wrote... what, 2 chapters in the last 100 threads? i just dont find it fun anymore. ill probably end the story at the wedding rather than continue it like i want to. I know i said id try to get it back to how it was, but frankly i lack the skills to do that. So i think ill just end it eventually than drag it on longer than it needs to be. You can even ask Vhatug, we had this shit planned to the very end.

4 hours later 4345622 Anonymous
>>4345569 >ill probably end the story at the wedding rather than continue it like i want to. >implying you'll even write that much

4 hours later 4345629 OneTripPony
>>4345569 If I could make a suggestion. Don't spoil anything planned. Finish the story at the wedding if that's what you're feeling at the moment. One day the urge to return to the tale might strike and you'll have content planned. You may never get that urge, but you never know. Looking forward to reading more of your compelling story.

4 hours later 4345663 Anonymous
>>4345569 doing a running of the leaves chapter and then finish with wedding plsssssssssss

4 hours later 4345680 Anonymous
>>4345432 CTRL+S

4 hours later 4345694 Anonymous
>>4344488 Well I enjoyed it, Imperius. Even if it was bad end

4 hours later 4345708 >rope (sigh, ok..jpg 400x266 61kB)
>>4345569

4 hours later 4345718 TexAnon AiE: You Can't Spell Friend Without Friend Chapter 2
Evenin' gents. here with chapter 2 of my story. Prologue-chapter1 on my pastebin http://pastebin.com/u/TexAnon Chapter 2 > Still holding on to one another the moment is broken when you feel a rumbling in your stomach. > Her laughter indicates that she must have heard it. > “Well it seems as though it’s time for us to eat.” “Ha ha, yeah I guess so. What’s for dinner?” > With a glow of her horn she summons random fruit from the fade itself. “Wow, magic is pretty sweet.” You say picking a banana from the out of the air. > Is this air you wonder while peeling the banana. > Fuck it. “Close enough.” Taking a bite out of the banana you realize exactly how hungry you were before ending the poor fruits existence in your omnivorous maw.

4 hours later 4345734 ImperiusDictatio (1340505611754.jpg 704x396 45kB)
Jesus. I wish my main story got this much attention.

4 hours later 4345751 Anonymous (;_;.gif 500x375 394kB)
>>4345569 >i just dont find it fun anymore. ill probably end the story at the wedding rather than continue it like i want to.

4 hours later 4345804 RickGottfried
>>4345569 Let me make this clear jffry, we all want you to keep writing but just do so at your own pace/when your feeling it but if you don't continue at all I will go back on the MC server And burn everything even fluttershy

4 hours later 4345889 TexAnon
>>4345718 > Laughter from your side brings you back to reality. “Something on your mind my little pony?” > “Night. Mare. Moon. Or ‘your highness.’ will suffice. Besides it seems appropriate the ape would eat bananas.” “Well excuse me princess. I just think Nightmare moon is a hell of a mouthful to always say. Besides we hugged it out and we barely know each other so I figured we were just fast friends.” > “Friends? Yes it does seem as though we were made for each other.” > You quirk an eyebrow at her comment and she blushes shortly after. > “What I mean is that it’s true how quickly we’ve accepted one another! Nothing romantic about it at all!” > You chuckle a bit before replying. “It’s alright princess, I’m just glad that the first sentient being I met here is so much like me.” > “How so?” “Come on, you’re a total badass but I can tell you’ve got a heart of gold, you just let your emotions go too quickly. I used to have the same problem back home. Granted I never solved the problem and it tended to cause more trouble than I really wanted to deal with.” > “So what’s the lesson in all this?” > You weren’t exactly lecturing her. “No lesson, I just kicked any ones ass who thought they could fuck with me. To be honest if I didn’t decide to keep to myself at my last job I would’ve been sent to prison for assault. If you’re looking for a lesson then I guess it would be ‘Walk softly but carry a big stick.’ I did so literally by having a sledgehammer on my trucks gun rack.”

4 hours later 4345943 TexAnon
>>4345889 > “So being angry and violent worked for you?” “Well, yes and no. It was a short term answer that I had to hope wouldn’t turn into a long term problem. I’m not a bad guy, but I’m far from good.” > Silence takes over the rest of your meal before you finish your impromptu fruit salad and fish for conversation. “I know you had your share of bad experiences, after all it’s what got you here, but that’s no reason you can’t find success in life.” > “I as well as you, are trapped on this moon. Although with the rate at which my power is returning, I imagine I’ll be able to return soon. Then I shall make my sister pay for banishing me here in the first place.” > Yeah she’s been thinking about this for a while. “Is revenge the answer though?” > “What do you mean?” “I just think maybe you should consider making peace. From what you’ve told me of your home, it’s a lot less hostile than mine.” > She furrows her brow in anger before getting in your face. > “Try spending an entire millennium in total solitude for standing up to a family member who you thought understood you!” > Wow, hard to argue with that. “I’m sorry princess; I just didn’t want you to end up like me, bitter and friendless.” > “I have you, don’t I? You said it yourself, that we were friends.” >Man. Logic is her bitch.

4 hours later 4345944 Kyonko802 Fatanon 8 (1343433424741.gif 320x320 1294kB)
Hope you guys are ready for some Fatanon. http://pastebin.com/u/Kyonko802 >You are Anonymous. >You are running faster than you have ever run before. >There's a little filly in your arms and a giant fucking dog behind you. >You don't look back, because you know if you do you'll see that thing right on your throat. >You just run. >You know your bro has your back, you just hope that she's fast enough to save your ass. >Ha. Who are you kidding? Of course she's fast enough. She's Rainbow Dash, the fastest little fucker in Equestria. >You hear the collision and turn, slowing to a gait as you see the giant dog collide with one of the many houses in Ponyville. >The sheer weight puts a dent in the wall of the house, and before the dog can get up Dash is on him again. >She literally dive bombs him, flipping in mid-air just in time for her rear hooves to connect with his jaw. >He's down for the count. >The filly is still shaking, but you put her down anyways. >Dash flies to you, panting and grinning. >The two of you brofist before she lands next to you, "Did you SEE that Anon? I told you I'm awesome, that Diamond Dog didn't stand a chance. I was like, 'Hey Ugly!' and he was like, 'Ergh nooooo my face!" >You can't help but laugh as she goes on and on about how awesome she is. >Though you have to admit, she is pretty awesome. >You look down at the filly, who seems to have calmed down.

4 hours later 4345985 Kyonko802 Fatanon 8 (1346047828113.png 3758x2861 1459kB)
>>4345944 >Dash notices her when you look at her, "Applebloom, why were you being chased by a diamond dog?" >Applebloom takes a deep breath, "I jus' wanted to get my sister somethin' neat. I went to where Miss Rarity always digs, an' I found a couple of gems." >You notice the saddlebag she has on her back. >Before you can say anything Dash is already admonishing her. "You should know better, Squirt. I would have gone with you. Did you want to make her a jewellery or something? I know AJ isn't too heavy on that stuff." >"I wanted to make a necklace like ma's." >Dash falls silent at that. She looks... contemplative for a long moment, and then smiles, "Okay, I'll keep mum about this whole thing. As far as AJ will know a Diamond Dog wandered into town. On one condition, though." >"Okay." >Dash leans down, "Don't EVER go into the wastelands without an adult again, can you promise me that?" >"Darn tootin'!" >"Good, because if you do I'll have to tell AJ what you did, and that wouldn't be fun for any of us. Now get to Rarity's. Me and Big Guy'll clean this mess up." >Applebloom trots off, a bounce in her step as she hums a cheery tune. "You're good with kids." >For some reason she blushes furiously at this, "What the hay are you talking about? I just don't want Applejack constantly complaining about this for the next week!" "And that's your only reason?" >She shoves you and laughs, "Come on Big Guy, let's get him back where he belongs." "Don't have to ask me twice."

4 hours later 4345988 TexAnon
>>4345943 “You know what, you’re right. I am your friend and if you want to get some revenge then I guess I’m down to dish out a proper ass whuppin’.” > “Uh, ass whuppin’? So is that a yes?” > You lift a hand to your chin in mock consideration. “Hmm, of course it’s a yes princess.” > “Excellent, soon enough my power will return in full and we shall descend upon Equestria and they will bow to their dark mistress.” > Mistress? “Why boner?” > “Boner?” > Aw shit son, ya done goofed. “Nothing.” You respond and quickly bury your hands in your pockets. “Fuckin high school bullshit.” You whisper inaudibly. > You thought you were passed the awkward boner stage. > Such is life in a new world. “Well now that we got an idea of what you want to do for your homecoming, how exactly are we gonna beat a sun goddess? I might be a rough and tumble motherfucker but I see two major disadvantages in this fight.” > “Such as?” “Well let’s see here, I ain’t got no wings and I can’ts do no magic. Hell I don’t even have a weapon to defend myself really, all I’ve got on me isn’t suited for a proper fight.” > She closes her eyes in thought for a moment before opening them and trotting around you in an inspective manner. > “Yes. I suppose you’re right about that. Still many of the best fighters rely on brute strength and cunning to outdo magical and aerial foes. Although against Celestia, even a giant like you would be no match for her.” > That caused a slight rustling south of the border. “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

4 hours later 4346026 Kyonko802 Fatanon 8 (50985 - artist oceanbreezebrony blushing building_bridges fanfic lesbian rainbow_dash shipping TwiDash twilight_sparkle vector wingboner.png 1450x1025 247kB)
>>4345985 >Day 40 in Equestria >Today is the day. >The day you go to meet the Princess of Equestria. >So far you've lost around fifteen pounds, but it isn't enough. >You're still pretty fat, and your goal is fit. >You're standing in the middle of the library, wearing a nice suit that Rarity tailor made for you. >You really have to buy that mare dinner some time as thanks for all the clothes she's been giving you for free. >Hell, she probably needed an army to sew clothes for a beached whale like you. >Oh yeah, the library. >Twilight is freaking the fuck out right now. >She's rushing to and fro with a checklist floating in front of her face. >You're standing there watching her like a retard. >You do this a lot. >You did it with Dash the night you played truth or dare, just stared at her like a neanderthal. >Come to think of it they've been really quiet about that whole incident. >Kinda weird. >Not like you were expecting anything. >Just... >They seemed REALLY into it. >It doesn't help that you've got a bit of a crush on Dash, and MAYBE a little one on Twilight too.

4 hours later 4346057 Kyonko802 Fatanon 8 (1338346842651.png 900x795 217kB)
>>4346026 >'Ugh, what the fuck is wrong with me?' >You try to tell yourself that they're ponies and you are a human, but that's a bit flimsy in the face of reality. >You don't notice Twilight standing in front of you until it's too late. >She frowns, "Anon, are you okay? Your face is red. Do you have a fever?" "Y... yeah I'm fine. Are we gonna get going?" >Twilight sighs and brings a a hoof to her face, closing her eyes, "I don't know. I want everything to be just right and..." "Twi, it'll be fine. You told me she's super cool, and I don't think she'll be expecting some grand parade made by her ONE student, even if you'd be more than capable of doing something so awesome." >You finally get out of the library, Twilight in tow. >Twilight's other friends are at the door waiting for you. >You head for the train station. >The ride is a long one, but Pinkie Pie alone is sufficient entertainment on the way. >Fuck TV, whenever you're bored from now on you'll just follow Pinkie around for a few hours. >The Pinkie Pie Show >You would watch the shit out of that. >If you ever get back to your world you will write a script of nothing but Pinkie being Pinkie. >People would eat it up. >Dash sits next to you on the train as the pink mare blabs and blabs across from the two of you.

4 hours later 4346060 ImperiusDictatio
>“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” Welcome to my read list.

4 hours later 4346062 jffry890
Dont plan on spoiling any potential future plans, but as with everything else i write, itll be open for continuation. just dont expect it to go on as it is for much longer. >>4345804 Its a Tekkit server now

4 hours later 4346085 Kyonko802 Fatanon 8 (1342765783576.png 665x715 607kB)
>>4346057 >Twilight is pacing the car, and every once in a while you notice her gaze linger on you and Dash. Whenever you catch her she looks away quickly and goes back to her worried pacing. >Dash is humoring Pinkie, nodding up and down but not really listening to her. >Friends learn to tune each other out after a while. >Fluttershy and Rarity were off somewhere, and Applejack sat in the back of the car, napping in a really awkward position. >Pinkie just keeps going, "And then I told Mrs. Cake that it was a-okay to launch Pumpkin from the cannon as long as we had supervision. Mr. Cake said no but I did it anyways. He was pretty mad at me after that..." >You start to drift off. >"... And theeeeen I told him he was being a party pooper and he made me work extra shift at the bakery, which isn't really that much of a punishment because I love love LOVE baking." >Your eyes shut. "... And that's how I ended up in Manehatten's soup kitchen for a week." >Wait what the fuck? >How did she get from the bakery to working in a soup kitchen? >When you open your eyes Pinkie is staring at you with a huge grin on her face. >You notice that it's dark outside the train. >You look down and see that Dash passed out while leaning on you. >Cute. >Pinkie's grin grows wider, it's like she knows what you're thinking. >"Dashie likes people who don't quit, Anon."

4 hours later 4346102 TexAnon
>>4345943 > “I trust you would just throw caution to the wind and face my sister head on but it’s true that she does have an unfair advantage. Wouldn’t want my precious underling to be vaporized for trying to swing a stick like some primitive beast at the sun goddess.” “I find that offensive! Stick swinging is an art, and I am one of its greatest artists. Just ask my ex girlfriend.” > She just laughs at your response. > “Oh Anonymous, I was only teasing. I’m sure you’ve had quite a bit of practice ‘swinging your stick’.” She says while making a yanking motion with one of her fore hoofs. > Did moonbutt here just make a dirty joke? > Heh, Moonbutt. “Alright Moonbutt, I’ll give you that one. All jokes aside though, what use am I if not for being a big distraction? Or gods forbid you decide to use me as a shield.” > She looks at her flank before turning to you with a deadpan stare. > Which you return with a shit eating grin that could rustle Gandhi’s jimmies.

4 hours later 4346124 TexAnon
>>4346102 > “Yes. How clever of you. Before you go and say something stupid that we’ll both regret, I suppose I’ll give you some of my power. Just enough to allow you to generate your own magic though. I don’t want to put off my return any longer than need be.” > Holy shit you’re gonna be a wizard. For your own sake don’t lose your shit in front of the pretty pony. > Pretty pony? > Well you gotta admit you could get lost in those eyes and that moon on moon action… okay that’s enough of that. > Back to reality! “That’s the fuck I’m talkin’ bout! Throwing down some force lightning and shit? Hell yeah!” > “My my, aren’t you animated? So I take it magic wasn’t a common occurrence in your world?” “We wanted to believe. Hell, I’ll admit to trying to summon energy into my hands on more than one occasion.” > Lost in childhood and a few more recent memories you hardly notice Nightmare raise her horn to your forehead and begin charging a spell. > “Well sometimes belief is rewarded, here’s yours.” >Snapping back to attention you don’t even have time to brace yourself as your mind is assaulted with magical energy. > You’d think that travelling across dimensions would’ve been enough to toughen up your brain for this. > It helped, but it didn’t stop it from hurting. > And goddamn did that ever hurt.

4 hours later 4346142 Kyonko802 Fatanon 8 (1340943238223.jpg 800x1182 84kB)
>>4346085 Fuck. Missed some green. >You nod and let out a yawn, rubbing your eyes to get the sleep out of them. >That crud that forms in your eyes pisses you off. You wish you could sleep one time without that shit popping up. ------ >This place is fancy. >Stained glass fucking everywhere, some of it with murals of your new friends. >Apparently these six ponies are pretty legendary around this place. >No surprise there. >Twilight's told you about all their little adventures. >As the seven of you make your way to the throne room you start to notice that Twilight is on the verge of another freak out right next to you. >You ruffle her mane. >She blushes, but calms down a little. >Inside the throne room is a whole nother beast. >Dem windows. >Dat chair. >Dat XBOX HUEG Princess. >She's the size of a real fucking horse, and her horn looks like it could eviscerate you. >You can feel the sheer power emanating from her.

4 hours later 4346152 TexAnon
>>4346124 > And now you’re on your back looking up at the sky. Or at least where a sky normally is. > “Anonymous? Are you alright?” “Peachy, I love having my mind bent over a barrel and being told it’s a dirty girl by forces I once thought as mythical.” > “Oh cry me a river. You mentioned gathering energy in your hands earlier. Why not give it a shot now?” > You look down at your palm and try to will energy into it. > Surprise! It’s fucking nothing. “I don’t think it worked.” > “You need to put some emotion in order to make your magic work. It’s how I came to be who I am now.” > Emotions huh? > Focusing your vision on your palm you start to recall the pain you felt earlier from losing everything, the anger you felt in life and loneliness you almost got lost in before meeting Nightmare. >Almost instantly electricity begins crackling in your palm and jumping around the fingertips of your open hand.

4 hours later 4346174 Kyonko802 Fatanon 8 (1339819114471.jpg 1280x905 374kB)
>>4346142 >Thoughts of human guts spilled everywhere enter your mind. >'YOUR KIND ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!' >A vision of a tyrant. >Meanwhile, the real Celestia is smiling warmly at you, completely oblivious as to what's happening in your fucked up head. "Welcome Anonymous. I hope my students have been hospitable." >You whimper like a little bitch. >Applejack nudges Twilight, "Is he okay, Sugarcube?" >Twilight frowns at you, "Anon?" >You see the sun in all its fiery glory. She could probably burn the skin from your bones without even trying. >Celestia raises an eyebrow, "Is he alright?" >"Hey Big Guy! What the hay is wrong with you?" >Celestia steps forward, a frown now on her face, "Did I frighten you? I did not mean to." >OH GOD NOW YOU'VE ANGERED HER! >TOO LATE FOR RETREAT! >Celestia leans down to you. >You piss yourself and pass out.

4 hours later 4346179 TexAnon
>>4346152 > God you love the feel of power in the morning. > “That’s excellent Anonymous, after what you told me of your life, I knew you’d pick up on my magic quickly!” “Ha ha, oh man, you’ve made one of my dreams come true. Princess, I can’t thank you enough.” > She gives you a cocky grin and says, “Oh it was nothing really. Well nothing for one as powerful as me.” “Your ego is showing princess.” You tell her as you let the electricity dissipate from your hand and snapping your fingers to let the last jolt of it free. > “I believe you meant my genius. My, today has been quite productive. Still I’ve grown quite tired and I’m ready for some well deserved sleep.” “Where do you sleep anyway?” > She turns to you about to let you know how stupid she found your question before remembering it was your first visit to the moon. > “I sleep where fatigue leaves me.” “So what, you’ve been camping up here the last 1000 years? > “Afraid of roughing it are we, Anonymous?” “No, I just prefer being too drunk to know/remember how I ended up sleeping on the floor.”

4 hours later 4346201 Kyonko802 (1340437495746.gif 1150x700 279kB)
>>4346174 Done for now. Love it? Hate it? Gay buttsex?

4 hours later 4346203 TexAnon
>>4346179 > “Well sadly I don’t know of any bed summoning spells so you’ll have to settle for some loose enough dirt. I’ve done it for almost 1000 years now.” “Alright I get the point, jeez.” >You take your belt off and let it float down to the surface before taking off your over shirt and bundling up for use as a pillow. > Lying on your makeshift bed, you turn to see nightmares armor fade out of existence while she curls up on the ground a few feet from you. “For being on the bright side of the moon, it’s pretty chilly here. > “You should try sleeping during a lunar eclipse.” “I probably wouldn’t survive the night. Hairless ape and all that mess y’know?” > “Did you want to lay beside me?” “Oh well if you’re offering, who am I to say no?” > You log roll over to her side and she turns her back to you. > Is that an invite to be the big spoon? > Barely met this mare, play it cool. > Why did you want to spoon her anyway? > She is a pony. > You so silly sometimes Anon. > Settling on a back to back position you turn your head toward the princess. “Good night Moonbutt.” > With clear displeasure she groans, “That name is gonna stick with me isn’t it?” “You know it baby.” > She sighs and a solid minute passes before she says “Good night Anonymous.” > She’s not very warm despite having fur but it’s better than nothing and sleep comes fast enough. End Chapter 2

4 hours later 4346253 TexAnon
>>4346203 And that's chapter 2. I dont plan on keeping anon on the moon much longer but ive got some lunar scenes that i would really like to get out. I feast upon your feedback. Also hope my story doesnt get lost in fatanons folds. >Implying im not reading it anyways.

5 hours later 4346316 Anonymous (AutumnLeaves.jpg 800x498 87kB)
>Filename

5 hours later 4346334 Simon Sunfire
>>4346201 buttsex! I enjoy reading Fatanon. Trying to come up with a more suitable critique but I'm much too tired.

5 hours later 4346344 Dr. Vhatug, Hippologist (Seashy.png 500x500 215kB)
>>4342066 Hippos are only even called that because the people who originally named them believed they were "water horses". Shoo be doo. >>4345569 I can vouch for this, I know MOST of what he was planning. While I say you should just write when you feel up to it... jurrfa pls at lest foel jaffa pls jibba pls You could like, say the stripey part happened first instead of last, and skip moar time. You've built up too long to not at least that.

5 hours later 4346364 Kyonko802 (231d1248797547-fat-ass-fat-ass.jpg 399x266 26kB)
>>4346253 Ha! Good one. But no your story is good so far.

5 hours later 4346371 Shinobi
>>4346253 An interesting take on AiE I'll keep an eye on you

5 hours later 4346429 Aether (1345687475254.png 206x238 41kB)
>MFW I haven't written a single word for Living the Good Life

5 hours later 4346456 Anonymous (1231708422250.jpg 690x267 40kB)
>>4346316

5 hours later 4346457 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV (sewer.jpg 629x307 37kB)
Five Years Ago >"I hate the smell of this place..." "We'll get used to it, Amethyst. Trust me." >"But why a sewer? I mean, of all the places to base a huge thief's hideout, why put it in a sewer?" "Maybe the smell drives out officials. That, and this place is pretty deep in the waterworks. Hell this place looks like it's only maintained by us and not the city. Abandoned, you now?" >Amethyst Star crinkles her snout as she shakes her head in frustration, all while you sip the mug of cider in your hands. >It's been two weeks since joining the Guild, and Amethyst still hasn't gotten used to her surroundings yet. You've tried your best to ignore the dank, cold smell of this place, but it still gets to you sometimes. >You look past the rim of your mug over to Amethyst, watching as she eyes the dining hall around her with suspicious eyes. The clatter of plates from behind makes her jump a bit, darting her eyes around the area. "You alright?" >She darts her eyes to you, nodding slightly. >"Yeah. Yeah I'm just... just getting over what happened before, you know?" >Your brow furrows a tad when she says that. The two of you had been recently imprisoned in the High Town prison center, but you both had escaped in only a week. >Amethyst was still... shaken up, about the whole ordeal. "Hey." >"Hm?" "We can talk about it, you know? If you want to try and calm down, I'm always here to listen." 1/X

5 hours later 4346483 RnR66
>Day xbox in Equestria >You learned the other day that x-boxes are sold in Equestria >Twilight told you where you can buy them and for a very cheap price >She said she has no idea why you waste your time on a mindless thing >Sounds perfect just like back at home >You entered in the shop and looked around >There it was in a white box saying 'X-BOX' >You carry the surprsigly light thing and rush out after buying it >You hear a pair of claws running next to you >Spile: "Did you just bought a X-BOX!?" "YEAH!" >Spike: "Sweet I been wanting one but Twilight won't let me buy it" "Whatever just run faster so we can play it" >It has been so long and lonely. You really miss vidya, made being lonely easier >You kick the door open and slide on the floor >You open the box and find...well something unexpected >Inside was a wooden box with X shapes in it >Spike: "Oh sweet! This is gonna be rad man" >You just close the box and shove into Spike's arms "Keep it" >He thanks you and leaves >You wrap a noose around your neck and kick the chair >Sadly nop0ny ever told you there was an arcade on the other side of town

5 hours later 4346486 Wuten (1336972115013.gif 367x330 1247kB)
>>4346429 >mfw I would be writing if it weren't for the fact that I have calculus homework that I need to do and I can't access the webpage with the problems to solve

5 hours later 4346487 Anonymous (ya blew it.png 500x374 222kB)
>>4346429 >mfw you felt the need to /soc/ about that fact instead of actually writing.

5 hours later 4346503 Shukaku20
>>4346429 do some z-week instead. Anon needs to end up giving zombieshy some HOT MONKEY DICK as a reward.

5 hours later 4346505 Anonymous
>>4346429 That's your brain telling you "Write more Trixie"

5 hours later 4346511 Dildamus
I've never written in one of these before, but I suddenly got an idea and might as well give it a try? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- >You watch her walk away, tears streaming down your cheeks. >Thunder sounds above, and you're sure rain will start to fall. >You think for a brief second that the weather fits your mood. What the fuck have I done? >You think as her figure fades in the distance. >You begin walking, not really sure where you're headed, only thinking on how you'll get her to forgive you. >"Hey anon, what's up?" A voice from above. Hey Rainbow Dash... >You reply nonchalantly, not stopping your stride. >"I was thinking maybe we could..." Not now Rainbow Dash! >It was a half shout, half whisper. Not really directed at her, as your head remained lowered, but you know she heard. >"Oh.... Okay then....." She flies off, saddened by your mood. >after the brief interaction, your steps quicken, and in what seemed like minutes, you find yourself atop a large hill overlooking ponyville. Why do things have to be so complicated? >You ask as a slight drizzle chills your form. >Your eyes gaze over the town, and you think briefly of the happy memories you once had. >The happy memories you knew you could have no longer. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- Should I continue?

5 hours later 4346537 Twilit_Spickle
>>4346511 if you feel like you'd like to contribute to these threads, then by all means, continue

5 hours later 4346540 PaleNarrator Among Thieves:Chapter IV (tumblr_m8cvgixVoA1ruf44ao1_1280.png 900x900 157kB)
>>4346457 >Amethyst tries to give a small smile, but she shakes her head. >"No... no I'm fine. Really. I just need something to take my mind off all this." "Hm. Agreed. When do you think we'll get a job?" >"No clue. The guy in charge, Bruce? He doesn't really talk to us much." "Star, he doesn't talk to ANYone much. Only to those he needs to." >"Yeah, and that's what bugs me I guess... hey." "Yeah?" >"It's getting late. This place is hell on my nose. Think we can head out for a bit so I can clear my head?" >Nodding you stand from the dining table, nodding at a few other ponies as you and Amethyst make your way out of the dining hall. >Once you're out of earshot of all the others, you glance down to Amethyst and speak up in a hushed tone. "How are you holding up?" >"I'm... good, Anon. I'm good. I told you at the table that I don't want to talk about it." >Your mouth spreads into a thin line as you look at her, Amethyst's eyes straight ahead and not moving. >That entire week in High Town, she had spent in solitary confinement. >The "Hole." >Amethyst wasn't one for small, cramped spaces. And to be in one for an entire week... >She flinches slightly as you bring a hand to her head, rubbing the top of her mane softly and reassuringly. >Star looks up at you and smiles weakly, leaning her head into your leg as the two of you wake your way out of the Guild's headquarters, traveling even further through the dark, dank sewers. 2/X

5 hours later 4346585 Anone Moose
>>4346511 Better continue with a flash back of the day. Or not. I was just confused.

5 hours later 4346620 Anonymous (mfw.gif 295x216 2085kB)
>>4346503

5 hours later 4346645 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV (1342882287137.png 1920x1080 1573kB)
>>4346540 >The nip of cool, night air meets your skin as you and Amethyst break out of a sewer grate, tucked nicely in an alley. >Helping Star out of the hole in the ground, you look up at the building in front of you. >Seems like this was as good a place as any. >You nod to the roof of the building, and Amethyst nods back at you as you turn your back to her and kneel down. >For a unicorn, she's very light, and you cradle her as she jumps onto your back, clinging to your shoulders as you scale the building. >Setting her down on the clay slated roof, the both of you find a suitable spot and lie down, staring up into the sky surrounding Canterlot Castle, far into the distance. >The stars were out, but the moon was not. It had yet to be raised. >You enjoyed nights like this. >Amethyst looks from you to the sky, and her eyes widen at the sight of the large, white orb floating into the night sky. >Light, however dim it may be, crept across the land as the moon rose higher and higher into air. >This was truly something to watch, as was the sunset. Of course, your line of work gave you ample time in the evening to watch these sort of things. >In the light of the moon, you can see the faint glow of blue around a small, barely visible dot. >"That's the princess..." "Yup." >Night wind slowly brushes over you, and you lean your head back, closing your eyes and savoring the clean smell of the air around you. 3/X

5 hours later 4346668 Shukaku20
>>4346620 you are the guy, right? not confirming or denying a slight necrophilia fetish. especially for zombieshy

5 hours later 4346685 Sorcerer-anon (Bon Bon1.jpg 381x362 22kB)
>>4345092 >where is Surface of the Sun AiE? Being written. It's coming at a slow as fuck pace, because I'm suffering from major writer's block, but I'm trying to get back on the track of updating.

5 hours later 4346687 Dr. Vhatug, Hippologist (Just a nibble.jpg 1609x1902 1326kB)
>>4346503 Aether, if you don't write this, I swear to fuck I will...eventually. But mine will almost certainly include a lot more "WHY?" And it shall haunt all your dreams.

5 hours later 4346726 Anonymous
Who wrote Autumn Leaves I cant remember for the life of me.

5 hours later 4346736 Navarone
>>4346726 Pale.

5 hours later 4346738 Anonymous
>>4346726 betty

5 hours later 4346750 Anonymous
>>4346726 PaleNarrator

5 hours later 4346751 Kyonko802 (tron-legacy-ipad-wallpapers.jpg 1024x1024 354kB)
Also. For anyone interested I'll be cranking out Tronanon 5 tomorrow. And Aether. Moar Trixie? pls

5 hours later 4346819 RnR66
>Day CIRCLEJERK in Equestria >You were at your job waiting for the new guy to come >The door opens revealing a calm easy going unicorn "Are you the new guy?" >"Yeah, you Anonymous!" "Yeah, you're late. I won't tell the boss that but just don't let it be a habit man" >"Don't worry, I highly doubt I'll get distracted by the Royal Guard again" "The gaurds were here?" >"Yeah, I was looking at their swords. I told them they needed to take care of it. Some of them were actually dull *snort*" "Hey, whats your name?" >"Oh its Tea Box" >You look at his flank and see his cutie mark matched the name. A tea bag in a box >"Odd thing is my cutie mark doesn't much my talent" "Really? What is your talent?" >He just grins >"My friend Bizzles helped me figure out what it is" >He knocks you down on to the floor >You look up to see his pony ball sack hovering over your face >Suddenly before you can say anything you feel something warm and hairy on your face >He rises up again giving you a chance to say something "DUDE! WHA-" >His ball sack gets in your mouth >He rises up again allowing you to cough out his pubic hair >"My talent is tea bagging" Fucking Tea Box

5 hours later 4346837 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV (1342882558599.jpg 1875x1081 2143kB)
>>4346645 >"Anon?" "Mmmh?" >"Remember what you told me when we were just kids? About what we would be when we grew up?" "...what did I tell you?" >"You told me you wanted to be a prince. You wanted enough money to make sure no kid in Low Town would go hungry." >You give a short laugh as you remember that night years ago. >A prince among beggars, huh? >... "Hey Amethyst." >"Yeah?" "Remember what you told ME what you wanted to be?" >You crack an eye open to glance over at Star, and in the light of the moon you can see her smile to herself, the smallest tint of pink on her cheeks. >"Yeah... a princess... do you think we can still do that?" >Your laugh this time is a bit stronger, but it dies down easier as well. "I don't know Star... going from a criminal to royalty is pretty hard." >"But maybe we could do it. You know? Maybe one day." >You continue staring at her, her gaze fixed on that castle in the distance. >... "Yeah... maybe one day." >You wrap an arm around Amethyst, hugging her against your side firmly as the two of you continue to watch the night sky. >Maybe one day. 4/X

5 hours later 4346866 Dildamus
>>4346511 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ >You sigh rather loudly. Why do things here have to be so complicated? >Your thoughts drift back to when you arrive, how all the ponies wondered what you were, where you were from. >The first time you met HER. >It was the usual day in ponyville, you had only been there for about 3 days and Twilight told you of the party Pinkie was having at the end of the week to celebrate your arrival. >Coming to terms with the ponies was an odd experience, but your love of them overshadowed the quirkiness of it. >"Anon, what are you going to wear?" Questioned Twilight, an odd little mare. You learned quickly that she had a talent for magic. > You both were sitting in the library, thinking through your plans for the party. I don't know, maybe just a T-Shirt or something..... >"No no no no no, that will simply not do!" A new voice emerges from the doorway. >You look towards Twilight. Who's that? >She walks fully through the doorway. >The first thing your eyes spot is the long, curled, beautiful azure mane, followed by the wide, cobalt blue eyes. >Her gaze falls on you, and you suddenly feel self-conscious. >You feel your breath get taken away. >"Hi Rarity, what brings you here today?" Asks Twilight, breaking the awkward tension that fell across the room. >"Just checking to see if the rumors where..... true." She replies, looking you up and down. Rumors? >You say out loud. It was the first time you spoke since she arrived, and her breath-taking gaze drifted towards you once again. ------------------------------------------------------------------------

5 hours later 4346907 Aanon (1345002829956[1].gif 200x145 650kB)
Looks like this thread could use some one-shots. Go ahead, pick anything, anything in the world. Really dig deep into your imaginations. >inb4 corn

5 hours later 4346912 Anonymous
>>4346687 >Oops my noodle fell out.jpg

5 hours later 4346930 Kyonko802
>>4346907 Pocket sand.

5 hours later 4346945 Anonymous
>>4346907 Pinkie Pie

5 hours later 4347004 Anonymous
>>4346668 No Fluttershy, necro isn't my fetish.

5 hours later 4347026 Anone Moose
>>4346907 >Dig deep. Okay. You asked for it. anon is teleported to EQ during the glorious act of having sex with his right hand, of which he legally married. He ends up in the middle of the school house and cannot find his wife anywhere. The CMC walk up to the now panicking man and offer to help him find his wife. Shenanigans ensue. You DID ask.

5 hours later 4347048 Aanon
>>4346930 >Day pocket sand in Equestria. >Your name is Anon Gribble. >You had just been given an important mission from someone by the name: Mr. Big. >You had to find a suitcase, deliver it to the right place, and you could move on with your life. >You find the train station, and go in. >Seems simple enough. Just need to find a- >Briefcase. >Jackpot. >The p0ny holding it looked like he had weak hooves. >You were wrong. HA CHA CHA! >"Hey, what the- What the heck are you doing?!" >The p0ny pushes you down. You had one last trick up your sleeve. POCKET SAND! >You reach in you pocket, grabbing the remains of grit at the bottom, and throwing it in his eyes. >"AAAH!" >He drops the briefcase, and you grab it, running wildly out the door.

5 hours later 4347082 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV (the_dark_sewers_by_idr_domino-d37x2th.png 1280x412 551kB)
>>4346837 Present Day >The sapphire crest tumbles delicately in Bruce Mane's hooves, his eyes sharp and dark as he examines the shimmering disk. >You sit in a chair in front of his desk, Amethyst at your side. >She bobs up and down in her chair in anticipation as she watches the Guild Master examine your prize. >She's not the only one who's nervous. You're wringing your hands together in between your legs. >You'd done it. The job. You'd stolen that crest from the Nightwing Commander, and she'd be none the wiser. >Still, it was Bruce who'd give the go ahead when it came to your admittance into the big heist. >So, you just sat and waited. >Bruce places the crest on the desk in front of him, and looks up to the two of you. >"You walked into Griswald's Landing, spiked a Nightgaurd Commander's drink, distracted dozens of patrons with an impromptu dance and song number, stole the crest, and got out without even a passing glance... You're in." >For a second, the two of you can't say anything. You simply sit there with dumb expressions plastered to your face. >Amethyst is the first to speak up. >"You mean we're part of the job?" >Bruce nods while taking out a small bottle of wine, pouring himself a glass. >"You're both part of the job, yes. We execute it tomorrow evening." >Amethyst springs from her seat in joy, jumping over to you and wrapping you in a hug. >Truth be told, you're more than excited yourself. There's just one thing bugging you. "Tomorrow night? That soon?" >"I'm afraid so," says Bruce in between sips of his wine, "We've had this heist planned for months now, you know that. Tomorrow night is the night." 5/X

5 hours later 4347132 HateBit
Oh god, what happened to 4chan X? Can't even find a way to reply with it on anymore. Updating in vanilla 4chan is gonna be a bitch. In other news, how would you guys like chapter 5 of Anon in Dogland? It's finished and prepped for posting. Finding the thread after every post sounds like it'd suck though, luckily /MLP/ doesn't move very fast.

5 hours later 4347142 Dildamus
>>4346866 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ >"Of course darling! It's not like something of your... stature is usual around here." >Her voice entrances you, it's soft, yet almost regal tone. >"Darling? Twilight is he alright?" O-oh... Sorry I kind of phased out for a second there. >They both give you a weird look. So anyways... What do you expect me to wear Twilight? >You try to push the conversation away from your space out. They seem to go with it. >"Well I don't know! Rarity, what do you think?" Twilight looks towards her friend. >"Hmmm..." She gives you a once over. "This is definitely going to be a challenge. But Rarity never backs down from a challenge." >"Come with me darling, well get you suited up and ready to party!" >You stand up to follow her out the door, waving a quick goodbye to Twilight. >"See you later, anon!" She shouts back. ---------------------------------------------------------------------

5 hours later 4347155 Anone Moose
>>4347132 It's not 4chanX it's the new built in extension. You can turn it off with the settings up top.

5 hours later 4347159 Anonymous
>>4347132 Go to the 4chanX site and manually update. They already have an update to unfuck what 4chan did to it.

5 hours later 4347174 Aanon
>>4346945 >Day Pinkie Pie in Equestria. I've never written a normal Pinkie. >"What was that Anon?" >You look down. Pinkie was right at your feet, smiling at you. Oh, nothing Pinkie. What's on your mind? >Pinkie: Oh, I was just wondering if you wanted to have a play date! >Whut. >Before you know it, you are dragged into Sugarcube Corner, upstairs, and you're sitting at a table. Oh no.. >There was a bucket of rocks, radishes, a sack of flour, all at the table. Not again Pinkie.. >Sure enough, Pinkie's hair was flat again. >Pinkie: Don't worry guys, Anon is a true friend, isn't that right Madame Flour? >"Zat is Corwect!" >You reach into your pocket, and grab a needle. >You and the others are practically required to have it with you know. Hey Pinkie, wanna play a game? >Pinkie: Sure Anon! >You answer by diving the needle into her shoulder, injecting it. >Pinkie: Ouchies! That wasn't fun at.. >Soon, Pinkie's hair goes back to normal. >Pinkie: Wh-what happened? You just had another sugar crash Pinkie..

6 hours later 4347269 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV (what a cunt.png 800x600 220kB)
>>4347082 "You're the boss, Guild Master. It just seems... how are we going to get up to speed? We don't even know what we're stealing yet." >Bruce smiles as he sets down his wine glass and looks past the both of you. >"I'll let our newest illusionist fill you in on the details." >Cocking an eyebrow, you turn around to see what Bruce is looking at. >"Who's the new mare?" says Amethyst as she spots the new entity in the office. >A blue unicorn stands at the entryway, holding the water that falls in front of it back with her magic. >"The 'new mare' has a name. Trixie Lulamoon, at your service." >"Or," Bruce begins, "As she's called on the stage, the "Great and Powerful" Trixie. She'll be our grifter on this little venture." >Rising out of your seat, you walk to the sliver haired mare and hold out your hand. >She looks from your open palm and then back up to you, giving a huff as she walks into the office fully. >Your hand is still extended, but to empty space now as you close your grip and turn back to her. >She's got an attitude. >Perfect. >Amethyst already notices this as she chimes in at Trixie. >"So do you normally shrug off a greeting, or are you that arrogant all the time?" >Trixie turns back to her and smiles. >"The Great and Powerful Trixie does not 'shake hooves' with anyone but the Great and Powerful Trixie. She is not here to make friends, she is here to do a job. Now, could you be a dear and never speak directly towards me unless it's absolutely necessary? Thank you." 6/X

6 hours later 4347282 Aanon (2vA1a[1].png 351x438 5kB)
>>4347026 >Day handy. >Finally, you got home for work. You instantly bolt upstairs, and into the bedroom. Well hello there. I've been looking forward to this all day. >There she was, clinging to your wrist. >You slowly get undressed, her helping you with it. >As soon as you two get comfortable however, A bright light appears, and you are blinded for a couple minutes. >lolwut. >You look around you. This isn't your home. >There were pastel ponies errywhere breh. >Crusaders come up to you. >Hand gone mister yeah why do you ask we saw it scurry there. >Go to where they say to go to where they say to go to where they say to go, and hand pony hoof hand door.

6 hours later 4347331 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV (sewer1.jpg 540x361 55kB)
>>4347269 >With that, she takes a position beside Bruce's desk and looks at you, motioning for you to retake your seat. >Amethyst glares at her, but simply blows a strand of hair out of her face in frustration. >"Now then, shall I tell them what our quarry shall be, or shall you, Bruce?" >"Be my guest, my dear." >Trixie smiles to Bruce, and looks back to you and Amethyst. >"We're robbing the Canterlot Castle catacombs." >She smiles, as does Bruce in his strange, almost faint way. >Amethyst, on the other hand, is not all to happy about the big reveal, it would seem. >"The catacombs? Why? I thought we were going t break into the treasury, the vault where they keep the elements of harmony, something like that. What in Equestria could be in the catacombs that's so worthwhile?" >"That is not your concern," says Bruce in a authoritarian tone. "Your concern is your role in all this. Amethyst, you'll be assisting Trixie in the distraction portion of the heist. Anonymous, you'll be breaking into the catacombs alongside me." >You smile at the opportunity to work with Bruce, but frown when you see Amethyst's expression. >Utter defeat. >"What? You mean I won't even be doing any of the stealing?!" >"Amethyst, each role in this plan is needed." >"But the DISTRACTION?! Bruce, Guildmaster, you know I'm capable of this. Anonymous and I have been a team since the start, we work better when paired together." 7/X

6 hours later 4347342 Anonymous
>>4347174 >have it with you know.

6 hours later 4347354 Aanon
>>4347342 >Have it with you know Dear sir, please elaborate.

6 hours later 4347376 Kyonko802
>>4347282 wut

6 hours later 4347382 HateBit
>>4347159 Oh sweet. Will reinstall 4chanX, take a shower and then I'll drop my update then.

6 hours later 4347442 jffry890
>>4346344 Dont fuck woth me like thar. been drinking and the wierd spelling gets to me lol. >waTer horse thoufjt sobut wasnt sire. >>4347004 Its mine.

6 hours later 4347478 Hazardus_Havard
>>4347282 I don't think I've ever read anything so confusing before in my life.

6 hours later 4347481 Anonymous
Anyway, since nothing is going on here Ill post the first "chapter" of my story. Tell me what you guys think, particularly about the writing. Im not sure if this sequence is going to be significant to the plot yet, mostly I just wanted to get him into Equestria and introduce Anon's character traits.

6 hours later 4347486 Dildamus
>>4347142 -------------------------------------------------------------------- >You arrive at the boutique, Rarity's home/shop. >Pony mannequins are pushed up against the walls, and a small platform sits in the center of the room, surrounded by mirrors. >"Stand there darling." She says, pointing you towards the platform. >Stepping up onto the raised platform, you look to her and say.. The name's anon by the way.. >"Hmmm?" She looks up from a rack of button up shirts, her head tilted to the side. >Your thoughts stop for a second, caught on the adorable face of the pony in front of you. Uh.. Mah... My name is anon... >"Okay then... anon." She goes back to looking in the clothes rack, a slight smile gracing her lips. Whether it was from you or her doing her work, you have no idea. >Going into the back of your mind, you think of her. Your brain starts to develop a thought. You think to yourself.... Could it even work? Would it just be awkward? >Every part of your brain is screaming no. You think back to when every part of your brain was screaming that this wasn't real. Well, whats the worst that could happen? >"What was that dar... anon?" Rarity replies, trotting over to the platform hovering a lump of white cloth behind her. Uhhh... nothing... >She gives you a curious look, but it fades into a smile. "Try this on." She eagerly tosses the lump at you and you catch it. >It's a large, white button up shirt. >You begin to awkwardly take off your current shirt, a medium sized, blue T-Shirt. >She stares at you the entire time. -----------------------------------------------------------

6 hours later 4347497 Reclamation
>>4347481 forgot my trip

6 hours later 4347510 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV (steveduncan-spring-street-spring-in-canal-street-sewer-nyc1.jpg 600x300 89kB)
>>4347331 >Bruce stares at Amethyst, eyes unflinching. They flick from her to you, looking for your input. "She's right. Amethyst and I have been a team. You know that." >... >"Fine," Bruce relents. "Anonymous, Amethyst and I will break into the catacombs. Trixie, it'll be up to you to keep the general public and most of the guard detail distracted. I take it you can handle it?" >"Of course I can! The Great and Powerful Trixie didn't even need this purple neighsayer." >She nods to Amethyst, who glares right back at her. >Bruce raises a hoof to speak, trying to get your group focused once more. >"Once we're underground, we'll have to incapacitate any guards within. Remember, no killing. We go in clean, and we find our mark. The two guards will have keys on them. We need those keys if we're going to move forward." "Understood Guildmaster." >"Good. Follow my orders to the letter, and this shall go smoothly and easily. Now, rest up. Big day tomorrow." >You rise, Amethyst hopping out of her chair along with you, bow, and leave the office. >"This is ridiculous," Amethyst says once you're out of earshot. "What?" >"He was going to have me be the distraction! You and I have been wanting to get on one of Bruce's big jobs for the longest time now, and you think I'm alright with just being a distraction alongside that blueberry colored floozy?" "Star, take a breath, girl. You'll be with me on the job. It's alright." 8/X

6 hours later 4347526 jffry890
>>4347442 Wow i turninf into bBrainhorn. ill stip posting now.

6 hours later 4347539 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV
>>4347510 >She sighs, nodding as you both make your way to your sleeping quarters. Dropping your cloak to the floor, you slump into your hammock and close your eyes. >They shoot back open when Amethyst jumps into the hammock with you. "Comfortable?" >"Mmhmm." "C'mon, don't be such a grump. After this job, we'll have enough money to take a break from all this, you know?" >"I guess." >You nuzzle into her neck, scratching the back of one of her ears as she giggles softly. "Maybe we can make a princess out of you yet." >You feel her nuzzle into your chest, speaking softly as she yawns. >"I'd like that." 9/X

6 hours later 4347558 Reclamation
>>4347497 actually Ill wait until these two are done-ish

6 hours later 4347617 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV (1342882226742.png 1138x640 546kB)
>>4347539 The Heist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uDCvCt8_Jc >Creeping through the gardens of Canterlot Castle... not something you normally liked to do. >You hear the faint bang and crack of Trixie's magic show in the distance, the light from her caravan giving off an otherworldly glow from afar. >The sound of gurgling slinks in from a few feet from you, and you see the body of a guard slump over into some shrubs, as Bruce claps his hooves together once he's finished knocking him out. >You nod, and whistle to signal Amethyst as she bounds out from behind a statue. >"Anyone get spotted?" Bruce asks. "No." >"No." >"Good. Come on, we have more of these to deal with," he says motioning to the guard. >The three of you creep through the shadows of the garden, making your way to the south gate that leads to the entrance of the catacombs. >You easily scale the fence, and Bruce leaps over it in a single bound. Amethyst, however, picks the lock with magic and walks on through behind you. >As you all get closer to the entryway, Bruce speaks up again. >"If our sources are right, there should be two guards in the crypt. We find them, dispose of them, take their keys, and open the wall." "The what?" >"The wall. I'll explain more once we find it." >You give Amethyst a look, but nod anyway and continue following Bruce. 10/X

6 hours later 4347671 Aanon (3576-objection[1].jpg 550x404 132kB)
>>4347558 Post it. I will be waiting to criticize. My tear mug is almost empty

6 hours later 4347683 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV
>>4347617 >Grass turns to cobblestone, as the three of you finally make it to the doors of the catacombs, large marble statues of Alicorns in flight standing vigilant outside them. "So, how do we get in? It's got to be locked, so-" >Bruce walks up to the stone doors, and pushes them open. "Wait, it's unlocked?" >"Yes." >Amethyst looks to you, then back to Bruce. >"But why? You would think this place would be locked at all times or something. I mean, it's a grave." >"Precisely. It's open to the public." >Another worried glance to Amethyst, but she smiles sheepishly at you in reassurance. >The inside of the catacombs was much, much darker than you expected. >And this place... this place didn't sit well with you. >Amethyst can feel it too. >This place smelled... wrong. >Although, it was a grave. Of course it would smell wrong. >You're moving further and further into the crypt, passing large stone coffins and burial plinths as you do. >The hall opens up slightly, and you're yanked behind a coffin by Bruce as he tells the two of you to stay quiet. >Peeking around the corner, you spot two guards standing in front of a large mural. "That the wall?" you whisper. >Bruce nods, and glances to you and Amethyst. >"Remember, no killing." >He eyes the dagger on Amethyst's belt, and she nods at him, the message received. 11/X

6 hours later 4347725 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV
>>4347683 >You take a small marble from your pouch, and toss it in the direction of the guards. >When it hits the ground, the charm inside lets off a bright flash, the guards flinching in surprise. >And then all three of you are on them, wrestling them to the ground in complete silence. >Your arm is wrapped around on guard's neck, squeezing just so as he kicks in retaliation, but slowly he goes limp and flops to the ground, unconscious. >Bruce, on the other hand, slams the head of the other guard into the stone wall, knocking him out with a sickening thud. >Amethyst envelops them in magic, lifting the two small silver keys from their bodies. >"Okay," says Amethyst, "We have the keys. Now what?" >Bruce takes the keys from Star, handing one to you and walks to one side of the mural. >It was quite beautiful, when you look at it. >It depicted two alicorns in flight, one pure white and the other the darkest black, entwining in the void of space. >"Now," Bruce begins, "We open the wall." >You look to where he points, and spot a small opening in the mural. >A keyhole. >"On my signal." >You ready the key, as does he. >"Now." >The two of you slip your keys into the wall, and turn them at the exact same time. >... "Is something supposed to happ-" 12/X

6 hours later 4347729 Anonymous
>>4347671 okey dokey

6 hours later 4347739 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV
>>4347725 >The center of the mural splits open, separating the image of the two alicorns as it slowly slides open to reveal a chamber. >A chamber with two large caskets at the far end, the walls littered with gems and precious stones. "Bruce... this is amazing..." >"Amethyst." >Star breaks her gaze from the glittering walls to see Bruce, his hoof held out to her. >"Dagger," he commands. >She nods in obedience, unsheathing a blade and handing it to him. >"I'm opening one of these caskets. You two see what you can do about the gems on the walls." >"Yes sir," Amethyst says while looking at you with a grin on her face. >The two of you walk to a wall covered in diamonds while Bruce pries open the alabaster casket with the dagger. "Star... who's grave is this?" >"I don't know. All I do know, is that there's enough gems on this wall to drive a hundred Diamond Dogs crazy." "Right but, the mural, the elaborate key system... all of this," you say gesturing to the walls, "...it just seems that this is a really important place, you know?" >"Well Anon, this IS the "Big Heist." Just help me get this one diamond and we can-" >"Anonymous." >You glance back to Bruce who is trotting towards you, the satchel at his hip faintly glowing from within. "Guildmaster?" >"I need you to go open that other casket for me. I'll help Amethyst in the meantime." "Yes sir." >You hold out your hand for the dagger, but Bruce smiles. >"I pried it open for you already." "Oh... thank you." 13/X

6 hours later 4347765 Anonymous
>You are Anonymous >And today is your chance for glory >You are sitting around a small fire in a clearing of trees. You look to your two companions and see them shift uncomfortably >You can’t say you know them well but you felt a strange kinship with them, the kind of friendship that only conflict can forge >Not conflict amongst each other, but facing adversity side by side >That is where the glory comes in >A Demon-Sorcerer named Allister had made himself the enemy of all three great nations when he stole some sacred artifacts and committed a spree of killings >The deaths were sad but there was nothing you could do. >Story of our life >You were strong and fast yet you couldn’t help others when it was important >Your Father died of the plague >Your mother died giving birth to your brother >You left your brother with a wealthy noble family who took him in >The only time you genuinely helped someone was when you stepped away from their life >Good, good. Keep going.

6 hours later 4347771 Dildamus
>>4347486 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ >You turn around, feeling kind of weird with her just watching you take your shirt off. >It slips off and you reach for the new shirt. >Your slim form slips into the new shirt and, though its a little tight, it seems to fit well enough. >"Well anon.. What do you think?" Rarity's voice comes from behind you. It's a little tight, but it fits well. >"Perfect!" She beams, and heads to a rack covered with a roll of black fabric. >"Now we just have to get you some pants!" >Your eyes follow her form, trotting over to the rack, taking in her white coat, her firm plot, and her perfectly curled mane. >She starts to work on the cutting of the fabric with her magic, as she comes back to you a tape measure in her mouth. >"Now take off your pants Darling..." Uhm... what? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh snap it's heating up...

6 hours later 4347775 Reclamation
>>4347765 >Allister’s favorite trick was to force others to relive painful memories in order to throw them off balance, so it was important to come to terms with such memories here, before facing him >The woman you loved married some nobleman, younger than you. Looked a lot like you too. >What if he was your younger brother? Wouldn’t that be rich, you would have done him a huge favor by staying out of his life >But that will end tonight >eyes on the goal >Being the hero who vanquished Allister, loved by all. To win the hearts of all the fair maidens. To succeed where the Paladins and Court Mages had failed. >Honor. That was their weakness. Allister consorted with demons and drank blood. Why show him honor? >However you can’t really blame them. They are expected to be paragons of virtue all the time >You respected that >To sacrifice your own happiness and lend yourself to a higher cause >Your companion Mary would call that indoctrination and that pursuing one’s own desires is in fact more virtuous >You find her outlook to be despicable

6 hours later 4347789 Reclamation
>>4347775 >You understand that there is nothing wrong with having your own goals and dreams, but to disparage such noble and ancient orders seemed wrong >But that’s why you respect Mary, she has conviction >Jack, on the other hand, never says anything beyond the occasional obscene joke >You liked that. And you were ready now >Ready for glory >Ready for love >Ready for lusty virgins to throw themselves at you >Maybe even the hand of a beautiful noblewoman in marriage >Maybe even a Princess >What can you say? You were tired of suffering and making due with so little. And you had the same weaknesses as any other man >Mary looks ready >And so does Jack >You all nod at one another and Mary douses the fire with some conjured water. You never imagined a woman could be so useful.

6 hours later 4347807 Reclamation
>>4347789 >Allister is due north in a crater formed by a vague disaster. Reckless magic or some nonsense. You didn’t care so you didn’t listen. >The three of you set off “So Mary, about this portal Allister is-“ >”-with it he will bring forth an army of demons or go to some other plane. It isn’t clear what his intentions are exactly. The only thing we really do know is that he will have some subordinates with him.” >Jack spoke up, “Mary and I will occupy ourselves with them. You go bone Allister while he’s busy with that portal. You’re the sneakiest Anon.” >You hesitate. The idea of being the one to deal the killing blow you liked. Being the lone hero who slays the beast. But this was risky. >Now is the time for risk “Alright.” >After walking in silence you approach the cusp of the crater. It was about twice your height but the incline was not very steep >Peering over you see the unmistakable glow of magic, swirling about as a dense storm in the middle of the crater. It cast the sky into a pale green shade. >You also spy the subordinates Mary mentioned to the right >You motion for Jack and Mary to go after them while you sneak toward the magic field. >You trust Mary and Jack, they are smart and capable without you.

6 hours later 4347817 PaleNarrator Among Thieves: Chapter IV (1342881972040.jpg 1920x1080 524kB)
>>4347739 >He nods to you, and you turn around and walk to the black casket. >Bruce wasn't kidding, it was already pried open. >But it was wide open. >Inside, the body of a long dead, sanguine alicorn rested. "...oh Celestia... what is this?..." >Your head whips behind you and you gaze into the other casket. >Another alicorn, this one female and stark white, even in this decayed state. "Bruce, what IS thi-" >The sound of metal to flesh meets your ears, and you look up. >The dagger that Bruce once held in his hoof was buried in Amethyst's chest, her legs stumbling as she processed what was happening. >Your pupils shrink and your eyes go wide, and you see Bruce smiling at you as the wall closes, sealing you inside this tomb. "Bruce!" >You rush to the wall, and pound on it a few times before giving up and dropping to the floor next to Amethyst. "Star! Star, it's going to be alright-" >"Why did he-... I can't breathe, Anon." >She's sucking on air in ragged breaths, her eyes unfocused. >It's now that you realize that she's bleeding. >She's bleeding so much. "Star, stay with me we'll- We're going to be alright. Okay?" >You can hear the fear in your voice as you watch her blood start to pool on the floor. >"Promise?" >She coughs, her breathing worse now. >In reality, you knew this promise meant nothing. >In truth, the two of you were trapped in a tomb, with a dying mare, your partner, in your arms. >And so, the easy part was over... End of Chapter IV

6 hours later 4347822 Reclamation
>>4347807 >You near the dense storm of magic, as you pass the threshold you can feel the energy tickle your body. Not an unpleasant feeling to be honest. >Allister is standing at the edge of a massive whirlpool of phantom liquid, surging and raging as he channeled more and more energy into it. >You ready your weapon as silently as possible. A small sword with notches cut into one side of the blade for turning an enemy’s blows and wrenching his own weapon from his grasp >An old wizard gave it to you, saying that you had a great destiny and that this blade would guide you. More nonsense. Wizards can’t predict the future >It had been a long journey and you all had to enlist the aid of some strange people >Inching forward you try to avoid Allister’s attention >You fail >He stops, “Hello there, old friend.” “We aren’t friends Allister, not anymore.” You ready your sword. >He turns around, “Now don’t be like that. By the way, the man she married was your brother. The one you abandoned.” >Don’t listen, act >You charge, as fast as you can go >Aim for the head, end it in one stroke >You swing, inches away from him

6 hours later 4347834 Reclamation
>>4347822 >Allister stops you, his palm open and holding you with an invisible force >”We were friends once, allow me to give you some friendly advice, the kind your father neglected to pass on. Look before you leap.” >It’s over. You failed. “Fuck you” >”Such a dirty mouth.” He throws you up, only to bring you down hard to the ground >Allister licks his lips, “You should be punished.” >On anyone else such a gesture would be unnerving, but you knew all about Allister’s perversions. He was not into other men but would fuck any vaguely attractive female, no matter her shape or color. >Now free, you reach for your sword again. He is still close by, you can kill him >Your fingers clasp the hilt “Ow!” >The hilt is hot! >You look and see that the sword is glowing. Allister’s gaze is also drawn to the radiance >”Get away!” he screams as he attempts to throw you one last time. >Lightning arcs from the sword, striking you and him, drawing the two of you together >Allister and you are face to face and he is smiling

6 hours later 4347840 Reclamation
>>4347834 >”Very nicely done. But now who knows what will happen to the portal now that Ive lost control. Thanks to you my magic is sealed, quite a weapon you have there.” >Glad to see he still has a sense of humor >You feel the two of you being dragged into the translucent waters of the portal >You hear Mary and Jack crying out for you >Looking up you see them, at least they are okay >The portal consumes the two of you and everything turns white >Well done, idiot

6 hours later 4347859 PaleNarrator
>>4347739 >>4347725 >>4347683 >>4347617 >>4347539 >>4347510 >>4347817 >>etc And there's chapter four. Shit went down, and I left y'all on a cliffhanger. Just like the old days. My pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/PaleNarrator The link to THIS chapter: http://pastebin.com/LAfBbjtp And now, I sit and wait to see what unfolds. G'night you guys.

6 hours later 4347865 Reclamation
>>4347765 >>4347775 >>4347789 >>4347807 >>4347822 >>4347834 >>4347840 k, that's the beginning. A few problems I forsee someone having. A) I start the story at a juncture rather than the beginning. I intend to recount it in more detail once Anon is actually in Equestria as he tells the ponies a bit about himself b) the pacing may be too fast. I wanted to get this part over with tbh. Other than that have at it. It's my first time so any criticism is welcome

6 hours later 4347900 Aanon (twilight_sparkle_stopped_reading_there_by_infernaldalek-d4m34hq[1].png 500x569 178kB)
Activate dick mode. >That's where the glory comes in. >A demon-Sorcerer named Allistor >Demon-sorcerer. >A magic fic >pic related Yeah, I'm not the best critic for this stuff. Ask Sorcereranon, or lovelymuffins.

6 hours later 4347932 Reclamation
>>4347900 ah

6 hours later 4347938 OneTripPony (celestianervousglance.gif 720x405 661kB)
>>4347817 >>4347859 Aw shit. . . Poor Amythst... I may have had a feeling it was coming, but... it still hit hard.. you wrote her sweet and cute.. and that's what makes it all the more potent. ..she talked herself into this too making it all the worse. Well written, good dialogue again. The heist... Nice and tense, good choice of music. Love that the everyone's favorite magicunt has turned up. The scene in flashback was wonderful. Watching the sky and dreaming free. ..foreshadowing of her fear.. The part with them nestling together in a hammock after planning... that's a sweet mental image that came flooding back as he cradled her in the dark at the end. Very well done. I look forward to more.

6 hours later 4347941 PonyGone (twilight awkward smile.jpg 369x348 13kB)
>>4347865 Well- >You already said what It. Carry on... I enjoy stories that move faster. >Also What >>4347900 Aanon said, I am not to big with the whole "magic" thing, but still very much interested in what is going down. I Don't like the characters that much...

6 hours later 4347944 Reclamation
>>4347900 well the next few chapters are going to be life in Equestria chapters. So Ill do those and see how they are received before starting up the main plot. If I even want to have a plot, this is just here in case I want to come back to it

6 hours later 4347962 Reclamation
>>4347941 what would you change? About Anonymous specifically.

6 hours later 4347966 HateBit (DiamondDogDoodle.png 480x480 278kB)
Alright, this is MUCH better. The new built in 4chan extension shit was confusing me, but I've sorted it all out now. It's time for Anon in Dogland, for realzies this time.

6 hours later 4347973 Azathoth
So I'm not writing anything right now, because it's late, but I'd like to know. To anyone out there who is reading my >Consensual Rape stories, what pone would you like to see Anon "rape" next?

6 hours later 4347974 PonyGone (request time with ponygone.png 896x401 695kB)
>>4347941 >You already said what It. Excuse my terrible grammar. >You already said what I was going to say. >Anyways Its time.

6 hours later 4347989 Anonymous
>>4347973 Lyrap0ne

6 hours later 4347991 nignog (1345877148830.gif 457x231 2092kB)
reporting in shit late from my last update finally back online after sticking my dick through my router may or may not update tonight REDACTED

6 hours later 4347996 HateBit AiD 5 (UglyBowieAnon5.png 480x480 204kB)
>>4347966 >Your breath quickens as you jog through the labyrinth of diamond dog tunnels. >Owing to your long legs, the p0nies following you are running at full speed behind you. >It’s all they can do just to keep up with you. >You’re working out your route to the surface as you move, even after all the time you’ve been down here you find that navigating the thousands of intertwining caves can be daunting, to say the least. >A left here, a right there, an upwards angled tunnel after that... >Seeing a diamond dog right now would be pretty damning, so you try your best to choose routes that you know will be empty at this time of day. >Honestly, you shouldn’t have a problem for the most part. >Plenty of unused tunnels are still around, the dogs keep them for convenience, or sometimes just because they’re too lazy to fill them in. >Plus, the pathways reaching to the surface should be deserted at this time of day. >Fuck if you knew what time it was on the surface, but your internal clock was telling you that most of the dogs should be eating dinner or relaxing right now. >In fact, you’re starting to feel a bit hungry. >No time to stop though, you hurry along, leading the p0nies as quickly and quietly as you can manage. >You can see the yellowish p0ny, Applebloom try to speak a few times, but you cut her off with a shush every time. >You really don’t want to attract any attention right now.

6 hours later 4348008 HateBit AiD 5 (UglyBowieAnon5Top.png 480x480 245kB)
>>4347996 >After hitting a dead-end you decide you should stop and make sure your bearings are correct. >Crouching, you set down the white p0ny, Sweetiebelle you think they called it. “Hold on a second, I need to think for a bit about the best way out of here.” >Applebloom is looking at you inquisitively, she looks like she’s about to burst. >AB: “Why’re you helpin’ us?” >The orange one looks shocked, and speaks up quickly. >SL: “Why are you asking him that NOW? You were ASKING him to help us just a few minutes ago!” >AB: “Yeah but, lookit ‘im. He’s dressed up like one of them dog things, so that means he’s workin’ with them, right? So why’s he helpin’ us now?” >The three of them look to you expectantly. “Um, look. I’ve been staying with the diamond dogs since I got to this land, they found me. Gave me food and shelter as long as I helped out. I didn’t even KNOW there were other animals that could speak until today. At least I wasn’t sure...” >The white p0ny looks at you incredulously. >SB: “You’re smack dab in the middle of Equestria and you didn’t know that p0nies could talk? How did you even get here, from the center of the Earth?” >These questions are starting to irritate you, although hearing Sweetiebelle’s voice crack is adorable enough that you keep your composure. “Alright, enough story time, I know which way we need to go now. >You hold your arms out to Sweetiebelle and let her clamber up into them again. >Once again you straighten up to your full height, and take off. >You certainly weren’t taking the shortest route out, but you hadn’t seen any dogs so far, so things were looking good at the moment.

6 hours later 4348014 HateBit AiD 5 (UglyBowieAnon5Bottom.png 480x480 214kB)
>>4348008 >A few more minutes pass in silence as you hurry to the surface. >You try to think of what you’re going to do after all this. >First things first, you really need to get these little candy p0nies to their parents, or herd, or whatever. >You’re a little curious about how their society might work, but now’s not the time. >After that, what? >You suppose you could maybe try to seek shelter with them once you come back with their kids, but oh wait, you’re a monster that might eat their friends and family. >That p0ny barbeque is REALLY weighing heavily on your conscience right now. >What if an alien had landed in America and unknowingly eaten your neighbor or something? >STILL not the time for this. >Why can’t you stop thinking about everything at once? >You shake your head and quicken your pace, trying to drive all these difficult questions from your mind. >Get out now, think later. >You’re getting very close to the surface now, most of the tunnels are turning sharply upwards. >Climbing would be impossible with a p0ny in one arm, not to mention that the other two would have no way of following you. >For these reasons you’re taking the most horizontal path possible. >It should be fine, after all you’re really close to hitting open air by now. >With maybe two tunnels left to go, you turn a corner. >And almost run straight into Fido.

7 hours later 4348019 Anonymous
Anybody got suggestions for some good pinkie oriented stories?

7 hours later 4348020 HateBit AiD 5
>>4348014 >It takes a second to get your balance back from your sudden stop. >As you do you catch a glimpse of Fido’s face. >It lights up initially, then quickly changes to one of confusion. >”What...?” >He’s been caught completely off-guard, you see his eyes travel from your face to the little white creature in your arms, then down to the two huffing and puffing behind your legs. >You look down to the terrified little p0nies, then back up to your friend. “I...” >The words catch in your throat. What could you even say here? >How could you possibly make this right? Fido was so happy when he told you that he and the other boss dogs had captured not one but three p0nies. >You know he probably didn’t mean any harm, it was hard to imagine Fido ever knowingly and intentionally doing something bad. >It’s just that he put a lot of stock into Rover, and the dogs were pretty simple as a rule. >But letting the dogs just take these little p0nies? >Now that you knew they could think for themselves, you couldn’t do that. >Besides, these were young, and one had already been hurt. “I’m sorry Fido, I can’t...” >His face shifts, looking back to you Fido adopts a look that’s somewhere in between bewilderment and worry. >It’s breaking your heart, you feel like you’re shooting your pet. >You hang your head. “I can’t stay here Fido, I need to get out.” >You bolt past the diamond dog, the p0nies at your side. >As you run, you look over your shoulder at him. >He hasn’t even moved from that spot, he’s just watching you leave. >You put your head down and run.

7 hours later 4348029 HateBit AiD 5
>>4348020 >You and your three companions finally begin to see natural light filtering into the cave. >As you scramble out of the tiny exit at the end of the tunnel you see that it’s still daylight. >Reaching down into the hole, you pull out the remaining p0nies, one after another. >You can see that they’re exhausted. Applebloom lays down to catch her breath. >Sprinting that last leg was probably overkill. You’re six feet tall with long legs and you’re in the best shape of your life. >These little living toy horseys are less than two feet tall, and seem to be children. >You’ll have to be more careful in the future that you don’t run these little things to death. >”Mister minotaur?” >You look to see who’s talking, it’s the orange and purple one, Scooterloo you think it was. >The other two p0nies have much easier names to remember, you think. >Applebloom looks like an apple core with her distinct red and light yellow color scheme, and Sweetiebelle is adorable like nothing else. “I’m not a minotaur. And not now, the dogs know we’re out here now so we need to get to the woods quickly.” >AB: “But ah’m tiiired!” “Too bad.” >The p0nies stand up, slowly.

7 hours later 4348034 Wuten
>>4348019 Early Drury Lane before the >rape Hm... I don't really read a lot of Pinkie, sadly... I fucking need to, though

7 hours later 4348038 HateBit AiD 5
>>4348029 >With one arm you grab Sweetiebelle and resume a brisk walk towards the trees. >The ground here is very flat, so the p0nies have no trouble keeping your pace, tired as they may be. >You’re not entirely sure where you should be going, but you’re banking on the hope that when you get far enough into the woods one of the little p0nies will recognize where they are and guide you back out. >This idea seems a bit stupid, but you’re feeling pretty good about your survival skills right now. >A quick pat down with your free hand confirms that you’re currently carrying your knife, some flint, string, a bunch of gems (if you ever did make your way back home, some of these things would make you RICH), A lute, a bag of underwear, and a tiny bit of jerky. >Now that your pace is slower, you can appreciate just how painfully the straps on your shoulders are digging in. >You walk in silence, noting that whatever survival skills you might or might not have, you’re really hoping you don’t have to test them tonight. >The sky is already getting darker and the little fuzzballs by your legs are definitely showing signs of fatigue. >You wonder how long it’s been since they’ve eaten, your own hunger is beginning to gnaw at you. >They can probably eat the grass or whatever though. >Actually, you should stop making assumptions, that sort of thing has been killing you ever since you arrived in Dogland. Equinica. Whatever, you forgot what the little critter called this place.

7 hours later 4348042 lurker parking
give me a request for a one shot and I'll try to do it. (Lets see if I'm any good.)

7 hours later 4348046 HateBit AiD 5
>>4348038 >Without warning, you miss a step and nearly fall flat on your face. >Abruptly snapped from your thoughts again, you look down and see a shallow crater. >Vegetation around the edges burnt and dead, you realize this is where you first arrived in this strange land. >The living white fluff in your arm seems to recognize this spot as well, she stirs and speaks up. >SB: “Hey! I know where we are now, this is where the dog monsters captured us!” >This area is just outside the diamond dogs’ patrol area, getting this far probably means you won’t be followed anymore. >Looking around a bit, she speaks again. >SB: “There, we need to walk that way. That’ll take us back to the path!” “I hope you’re right” >You walk in the direction Sweetiebelle indicated. You REALLY hope that she’s right, because that would lay a ton of your fears to rest. >Having a path to follow would make it difficult to get lost, and you’d feel much safer in the woods now that night was beginning to fall. >A few minutes later and you breathe a sigh of relief. You’re getting tired, your stomach is growling, the little teeny horses are practically dead on their feet, but you have found the path. >Makes you wonder a bit, when you landed here in wherever-the-hell, had you just wandered in the opposite direction you might have found this path instead of the dogs. >Thoughts of what could have been race through your mind as you get your bearings from the little white p0ny. >Wouldn’t want to find a path just to walk in the wrong direction on it.

7 hours later 4348054 HateBit AiD 5
>>4348046 >Sweetie’s actually pretty energetic compared to the other two, makes sense considering they’ve been running so hard and so long, while you carried this one the whole time. >You’re actually pretty amazed that these p0nies can book it as well as they do. >After some more walking in silence though, you begin to see that the little white p0ny is incredibly bored. >Her friends are clearly not in the mood for talking, and you realize that you have been shooting down most of their attempts at conversation during this whole escape. >Thinking it would be in your best interests to try and be as friendly as possible to these little youngsters, you have an idea. “Hey Sweetiebelle.” >SB: “Y-yeah?” >Curled up in one of your comparatively massive arms, she looks very small and meek. “Would you like me to sing a song while we walk? It’ll help pass the time.” >Her eyes light up. >SB: “Sure! I mean, please?” >Her voice squeaks adorably, and you’re happy to oblige her. >You softly sing a personal favorite. David Bowie’s ‘The Man Who Sold the World.’ >The two p0nies on the ground are clearly enjoying it swaying as you sing, although that may just be from fatigue, but with Sweetiebelle it’s another story entirely. >She looks enraptured by your song, a twinkle in her wide eyes as she watches you. >You actually feel a little self-conscious, you decide to watch where you’re going as you breathe the lyrics >After finishing the song, and a couple others, Sweetiebelle is fast asleep in your arms, and you see the lights of a town. >AB: “ We’re here! Thanks mister not-a-minotaur!” >Her voice is tired and breathy, but she runs off as soon as the first houses come into view. >Houses?

7 hours later 4348057 nignog
>>4348042 spitfire

7 hours later 4348060 Anonymous
>>4347974 Can I request A picture? If not, then more gilbro I miss those

7 hours later 4348061 HateBit AiD 5
>>4348054 >You look in wonder at the village coming into view. >These are actual, well-constructed buildings. With foundations and multiple stories. >It puts the diamond dogs’ hole-in-the-ground tunnels to shame. >This sort of construction is frankly impossible, how could equines possibly make such amazing structures? >In fact, were it not for the diminutive size, you would say these houses were distinctly human in build. >It was like someone had shrunken the residential areas in the valley. >Night is upon you, and you are aware of the little breathing lump close to your breast. >You can see the orange p0ny is quickening its pace, clearly happy to be heading home like her apple core colored friend. “Hold on! Where does this one live?” >You point at Sweetiebelle. >Scooteroo sounds completely exhausted when she answers. >SL: “That... house... over there. With the... carousel.” >You say your thanks and make your way down the street, leaving the orange p0ny to walk it’s own way home. >You’re in no hurry, but the house is close by, and... it’s rather curious. >The carousel is no joke, there really are p0ny shaped statues like you would expect to see on a true carousel, though this one is clearly stationary. >The house itself has no immediately neighboring buildings, and looks very ornate. >You knock on the door, and wait. >After a moment, the door is thrown open.

7 hours later 4348062 Dildamus
>>4347771 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- >"You're going to have to take off your pants if I'm going to get a good measurement..." >You look down at her form, and gulp audibly. Why do I have to do this? Can't you just get the measurement without me taking my clothes off? >"Well I mean you need to look good for the party, and first impressions are very important you know." But Rarity... >She cuts you off. "No no no. No buts. You will look good and you will like it." >Feeling like she put aside the actual problem, you reluctantly agree with her. >"At least I'm wearing some underwear..." >You take off your pants slowly, arguing with yourself all the way. >She seems to stare for a second, and takes in your full form with a quick glance up and down. >"Okay then anon..." As the tape measure floats up towards your hips and unrolls around your waist. >Is she blushing? No it can't be... >Minutes pass in awkward silence as Rarity takes her measurements. "Okay anon, I'm done." You look down to meet her gaze. Okay then... So can I put my... >"Yeah go ahead." >Putting your pants back on, the same set of light blue jeans you've been wearing for 3 days, you turn to her. So when are they going to be done? >"Oh.. I'd say they'll be done around noon tomorrow anon. Come then and we'll see." She replies. ---------------------------------------------------------- No clopfic.... yet......

7 hours later 4348068 HateBit AiD 5
>>4348061 >The interior of the house is brightly lit, temporarily blinding you. >As your eyes adjust to the light, you look down to see a four legged figure before you. >It’s clearly a p0ny, compared to the one you ate in the woods it’s proportioned nearly identically. >With the light at its back you have trouble discerning the fine details of this little horse, but you have a clear view of its coat and mane. >Like the little one that you’re holding, the p0ny in the doorway has fur of a pure white. The light from inside illuminates it from behind, giving you a clear view of its back from your comparatively high vantage point. >Its mane and tail alike are expertly curled, perfectly maintained locks of a deep purple. >The face is mostly in shadow still, but the snout and facial features seem much softer than those of the first p0ny you encountered in this land, though they are far more recognizably equine compared to the young p0nies’ faces. >It seems to be staring at your thighs with some confusion, its eyes probably getting used to the darkness as yours were getting used to the light.

7 hours later 4348069 PaleNarrator (Don't Panic.png 800x600 529kB)
>>4348019 I'm writing a story titled "Don't Panic" that's going to have a big focus on Pinkie Pie, but there's only two chapters as of right now. http://pastebin.com/aci6HzwU

7 hours later 4348073 OneTripPony
>>4348019 Drury Lane. by PaleNarrator. Very good indeed. http://pastebin.com/u/PaleNarrator also.. http://pastebin.com/u/anonhieron Doc in equestria. Pinkie and mad science! Everything in his pastebin is related and.. it's good. Damned good pinkie in both. ..i have a pinkie story called 'cherry pie'.. just a oneshot.. clop though so, only fair to warn..

7 hours later 4348081 HateBit AiD 5
>>4348068 >You think that this must be Sweetiebelle’s mother given the feminine-looking hair and similar coloring, and think that the suddenness of the door opening must have been a frantic reaction to your knocking. >This p0ny had probably been missing its daughter for the few days it was with the dogs. >You try to think of things to say to assuage the frenzied mother’s attitude, and you see it lift its head slowly. >A glint in the moonlight shows you its eyes, slowly tracking their way up your body, pausing just a moment to rest on Sweetiebelle’s sleeping figure, then continuing up to your face. >Before you can say or do anything, the p0ny opens its mouth. >And it screams. End Chapter 5 - Unleash the dogs

7 hours later 4348097 Dildamus
>>4348062 ------------------------------------------------------------------ >A thought from earlier, before she asked you to take off your pants, emerges once more. >You deliberate quickly on whether or not to ask, whether or not you even should. >Your voice of reason takes a backseat. >You think why not? When will I ever have a chance to do this again? >Mustering courage, you ask. Ra... Rarity? >"Yes darling?" Are you by any chance.... I mean do you..... Are you going with anyone to the party? --------------------------------------------------------- A little bit that was left over from the other post.

7 hours later 4348102 Dr. Vhatug, Hippologist I'll stop asking when someone makes it. Maybe.
>>4347974 Flutters, Anon's consensual slave, trained for anal only. Plugs when not in use. Nice master.

7 hours later 4348106 Kyonko802 (wet_mane_rainbow_dash_by_suirobo-d4jn6e8.png 897x891 492kB)
>>4347973 Pic related

7 hours later 4348136 Dildamus
>>4348097 >>4348062 >>4347771 >>4347486 >>4347142 >>4346866 >>4346511 That's it for chapter 1 I guess. So what do you guys think?

7 hours later 4348150 Anonymous
>>4348019 http://pastebin.com/3ttDPZ2G Obligatory.

7 hours later 4348157 HateBit AiD 5 (UglyBowieAnon4.png 480x480 252kB)
>>4347996 >>4348008 >>4348014 >>4348020 >>4348029 >>4348038 >>4348046 >>4348054 >>4348061 >>4348068 >>4348081 And there's chapter 5! I was afraid that it would be too short at first, then I felt like I had too much I needed to write at the end. As always, some critique or comments would be nice. Pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/u/hatebit I'm 9 away from 400 hits! Also, quick question. For my next trick, would you guys rather I update Dogland, Sissy Anon, or start in on the Humanland Horse in EQ, Sylvie and Bruno, or Elements of Tenacity ideas I posted in previous threads? If you guys want to know what those last three story ideas are, I'll post the descriptions I wrote out for them.

7 hours later 4348173 Venterus (Chrysalis 415.png 900x691 107kB)
>>4348102 Rarity is struck with inspiration from heart-shaped cookies as Changelings become more pronounced in society. Maybe she finds a model? >>4348102 Smiles.

7 hours later 4348182 Azathoth
>>4348081 Woah, mad cool story bro. I liked the picture too, except for one detail. >>4348014 Rarity's tail is in the way. >:3

7 hours later 4348198 Gadget
>>4348182 Azathoth has a point. That Rarity is bootylicious.

7 hours later 4348227 HateBit AiD 5
>>4348136 I'm loving it dude, NEED to know what happened to mess things up so badly. Write more. >>4348182 Thanks, I was having a bit of trouble drawing ponies, they're not really my style so it took a bit of practice to get that pose from behind to work, especially with all that wonky hair she's got. Also, mareginas won't be showing up for a while. Rainbow Dash might be the first to put the goods on display though...

7 hours later 4348231 Anonymous (65478456235.png 600x610 159kB)
>>4348182 >>4348198 >Rarity >teasing tail-blocks >bootylicious You have no idea.

7 hours later 4348244 PonyGone (gilda and RainbowDash blanky.png 900x506 90kB)
>>4348060 >Day ? of Estrus >Gilbro is cooking up some... some... >Whatever it is, it smells GOOD! >You follow your nose, only to find yourself next to a hot metal pot... >"Anon!" >You burned your nose on the pot >"GET OUTTA HERE!" >Gilbro grabs you bye your neck and tosses you out the window. >You close your eyes and brace for impact, her house was only one story, so it wont hurt that much. >... >The sense of falling never stopped. >You open your eyes to see that you are flying off the mountain. HOLY SHI- >"Haha! Just like old times, huh Anon?" >RainbowDash... Ra- >"THAT REMINDS ME! Remember back when you used to call me Rainbro? And all those times when Fluttershy and AppleJack tried to rape you? HAHA! Oh man..." >Rainbow was holding you by your shirt. >If she let go... >"Anon... Why?" Why wha- >"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY, WHY!" >You slip a little. >"When you needed me... I was ALWAYS there... And when I needed you... for just once... You..." >You slip a bit more. WOAH! Rainbowdash... Im- >"I told you to NOT. CALL. ME. THAT!" >You are handing by a tip. >"But its okay... Its OKAY... Despite EVERYTHING YOU'VE done to me... I forgive you." >RainbowDash took a better grip on your shirt, pulling you up to her level. >Damn she is strong... >You struggle back. >She almost drops you. >"OHOHO! A little fight in ya... I like that." >"Then your gonna LOVE me!" >Gilda out of nowhere punches Rainbow in the face. >Rainbow loses her grip. >Gilda catches you. 1/x

7 hours later 4348255 GhostKid (writefagcollage.jpg 2792x1188 562kB)
IM HELPING! newest writers from this thread and Shade (i kept missing you actually WRITE something, so i hadnt added you.) should i add Critic Red, Blue and Indigo because they are helping as well?

7 hours later 4348267 Hazardus_Havard
>>4348157 Some SissyAnon would be pretty interesting. Will there be pictures to accompany that story as well?

7 hours later 4348283 lovelymuffins (1346211848810.png 768x1024 255kB)
Wait for new thread or dump Anon and filly troubles now?

7 hours later 4348284 nignog (i dont get it.png 130x63 6kB)
>>4348255 i dont get it what is this massive image for?

7 hours later 4348285 HateBit AiD 5 (SissyAnon1.png 480x480 286kB)
>>4348267 Possibly...

7 hours later 4348302 Kyonko802
>>4348182 Might you have a pastebin? These rape play stories are relevant to my interests.

7 hours later 4348309 Anonymous (gorilliondorrarquestion.gif 295x221 1157kB)
>>4348255 > Adding Shade.

7 hours later 4348310 Twilit_Spickle (mlfw7713-13449077062064.png 450x577 91kB)
>>4348255 >that feel when i'm involved in something big

7 hours later 4348325 Anonymous
>>4348302 http://pastebin.com/u/Pony_Azathoth

7 hours later 4348328 Anonymous (shade.png 1280x1024 286kB)
>>4348255 >>4348309 pls remove shade

7 hours later 4348380 Equitech
Okay, I'm home and going to post another chapter of My Little Realities. >still haven't heard anything from original Anon that wanted a Halls of the Blind one shot If you're around man, I hope you liked it.

7 hours later 4348389 PonyGone
>>4348244 Thanks... Thought I was a goner for a- >RainbowDash flies in with an uppercut, knocking Gilda back, as well as dropping you. >You begin to flail your arms around. >You stop in mid-air. >Rainbow has grabbed your shirt with her teeth. >"DON WOWY AWON, I-" >Gilda grabs the back of Rainbow's head. >"What was that?" >RainbowDash lets go of you, sending you into free fall. >You turn back for a moment, only to see Gilda and Rainbow graphing onto each other. AWWWW! HELP! >You see a blue blur, with a Rainbow behind it. >A huge explosion was heard above. WHAAAAAA- >A blinding rainbow forces you to shut your eyes. GIIIILDAAAAAA! >"Why are YOU calling out her name?!" Rain- >"IM THE ONE THATS TRYING TO SAVE YOU!" >A loud "scraw"ing can be heard. bow? >Rainbow stops you in the air. >You watch as your bro plummets to the earth below. No... >You turn to see RainbowDash, bruised, scratched, and bleeding. >"She..." DON'T YOU DARE, FUCKING SAY IT! >"ANON! OPEN YOUR EYES! I AM YOUR BRO! I AM THE ONE THATS SAVING YOU! I AM-" Dead to me. >She loosens her grip. >You push away from her. >Tears began swell in her eyes. >"Anonymous..." >You close your eyes. >Waiting to see Gilbro once more. Bad End.

7 hours later 4348390 NoLongerAnon
>>4347859 Alright then Pale, you set up quite the cute back story between these two, and I assume there's a greater purpose to it than just giving Anon the drive to get revenge. Speaking of which, what shall he do now, what was the crest of the Nightguard captain really for, and what happened to all the rum?! I think that Anon will try his best to get out of this, but Amethyst will die regardless, making him want to get revenge on the entire guild, and to that end, he'll be tempted to join the guard himself, using his insider knowledge to get the upper hand on Mercer Fra-err, I mean Bruce, with a potential romance between him and the NightGuard Commander Those are just my thoughts anyways How far off am I? >>4348310 Tfw I'm on there twice

7 hours later 4348401 HateBit
Story now on Pastebin, 400 pastebin hits broken! Today is good day. Now to possibly try the War of the Roses beta which I may or may not have. Because if I did I wouldn't be allowed to talk about it, which I may or may not be doing right now.

7 hours later 4348424 Venterus (Chrysalis 24.jpg 126x84 2kB)
>>4348328 >>4348309 >Bitching about Shade being on there. >Not Twilit or Fitz. Day Horsinth in Equestria. >You are Fluttershy >As you finish taking care of the animals outside, you prepare yourself. >Knocking on your door, you wait. >It opens. "Hey Anon, mind if I-" >"No Fluttershy, polite gestures are not my fetish." "N-no, I just wanted to get in so I cou-" >"Role-reversal isn't my fetish Fluttershy." "....Wait, how.. wha-" >"Confused, annoying horses aren't my fetish Fluttershy." >Silence. >He shuts the door and locks it. >Looks like you're sleeping with the bears again.

7 hours later 4348427 jffry890
>>4348231 rarity is sexiest pony. god i love her.

7 hours later 4348441 Twilit_Spickle
>>4348424 what'd I do?

7 hours later 4348444 Dildamus
>>4348227 I might write more tomorrow, but I'm done for today. Pastebin that I just made if anyone is interested in this:http://pastebin.com/u/Dildamus

7 hours later 4348448 Anonymous
>>4348424 But they're actual writers, you elitist fuckbag

7 hours later 4348463 RnR66
>>4348389 >Bad End Bueno

7 hours later 4348468 Anonymous
>>4348427 >Rarity is sexiest pone I already like you.

7 hours later 4348469 Anonymous
>>4348463 hammernippling cockpolisher

7 hours later 4348480 Anonymous
>>4348427 you could have your story end with anon and rarity getting it on

7 hours later 4348481 Gadget
>>4348427 dont tell anyone but i completely agree

7 hours later 4348507 RnR66
>>4348469 Haven't heard that in a qhile

7 hours later 4348508 PonyGone
>>4348102 >Be Anon >Visiting the Fluttershy. >She is your consensual slave, trained for anal only. >She wanted to know your fetish. >This is it! >She is lying on a rack, her legs spread like a filthy whore. Flutters? >"Oh! Anon... You're here... I just finish getting ready..." Very well. >She is plugged up. >You must fix this. >You grab the end of the plug, causing Fluttershy to jerk up. >"Oh... Sorry Anon... Its just a- Ohhh!" >You pull out the plug slowly. >Fluttershy could not only jerk up and down. >The final bit of the plug was removed... Her mare juices began to spill out of her. >"Anon~ Anon~ AAAaaAAAaaAAANON!" >Fluttershy continued to sing your name sweetly. >You shove the plug back into her. >"Ano-OOOHHH!" >You unstrap her, and both of you part ways. End. Why did I write this? Oh yeah... Request... Request Time is DONE for tonight.

7 hours later 4348516 Dr. Vhatug, Hippologist (Mane plots.jpg 560x1789 186kB)
>>4348427 Flutters is still easily my favorite, but I can not deny the sexy of that rare booty.

7 hours later 4348519 Anonymous
>>4348389 It was funny, then not funny. Can you make a good end version? I feel rustled with this end...

7 hours later 4348549 Venterus
>>4348448 Technically, so is Shade. I was referencing them as a comparison. No problem with people complaining of Shade. He's a dipshit and he knows it. I probably yell at him more than anyone else. But if people are going to complain about him being on a collage open for pretty much everyone in the threads hell, even Minto and Nolonger are in it, so the "They actually write" thing isn't an excuse , for reasons of such, then there's no true reason to single out one in particular. Are you the one who referred to me as "Gale 2", then didn't respond when I addressed every point made? >>4348441 General newfaggotry/summer. Random pointless posts. Emoticons.

7 hours later 4348559 Twilit_Spickle
>>4348549 ah. well, I see what you mean, but at the same time, I kind of don't care.

7 hours later 4348561 NIGGERS NIGGERS
GUYS GUYS LET ME TRY SO THIS ONE TIME I WAS WITH NIGGER IN NIGGERVILLE WITH NIGGERS ALL NIGGERING AROUND LIKE NIGGERS TEND TO DO THEN NIGGERS WHISPERED "DON'T BE AFRAID NIGGERS, I HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL" SO I'M ALL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NEXT THING YOU KNOW NIGGERS IS UP AND OUT OF MY OFFICE SO I'M LIKE SHIT NIGGERS

7 hours later 4348567 Anonymous
>>4348549 >Venterus >Calling others out on random pointless posts AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

7 hours later 4348571 Anonymous (4543587689647.png 704x482 548kB)
Pssh. Everyone knows that Kazooie is the hottest pone.

7 hours later 4348575 just another anon
>>4341737 Will you still be continuing your asshole in equestria arc? i really liked that one..

7 hours later 4348583 Anonymous
>>4348427 I disagree with your >opinion but I can certainly understand it.

7 hours later 4348584 Anonymous
>>4346253 Just read your stuff on pastebin. Loved it! Best anon entry in the verse i have seen. Keep up the great work, cant wait for more.

7 hours later 4348598 Anonymous
>>4348561 Don't you have school tomorrow, Miro? pls go

7 hours later 4348600 Anonymous
>>4348559 Ya sound like a summer, still do.

7 hours later 4348601 Dr. Vhatug, Hippologist (My little horse.jpg 339x345 17kB)
>>4348508 Meh, I know you weren't actually trying, but thanks anyway, I appreciate it. Meanwhile, she's gone full TPE in my story.

7 hours later 4348603 Twilit_Spickle (mlfw436_130727221567.png 945x945 69kB)
>>4348600

8 hours later 4348618 Pony Gone
>Miro He left a LONG time ago... >>4348601 Sorry man... You know im no good with clop.

8 hours later 4348650 Dr. Vhatug, Hippologist (G1 and G3.png 1024x608 150kB)
>>4348618 Like I said, I still appreciate it.

8 hours later 4348654 Anonymous
>>4348600 >4chanx >Filter Twilit_Spickle !!qwjJkGICSrI or just Twilit_Spickle >???? Profit. I added over 6 different trips in the last few weeks... Twilit is one of them. Also, Sage your shit man, don't be like them.

8 hours later 4348663 Anonymous
>>4347973 Dash. Raping anon. Luna?

8 hours later 4348670 PaleNarrator (Rarity-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-20570179-570-402-2-1.jpg 426x400 88kB)
>>4348390 Huh... I like your theory. I really do. In fact, I may incorporate some of what you suggested. Dear god my readers are my best source of ideas for this story. The crest, in the beginning, was going to be some sort of key into the tomb but dammit that was stupid so I just kept it strictly to be a rite of passage for the two of them. When it comes to what happens, we gotta realize that there are two unconsious guards right outside the chamber, and they have to wake up eventually. Without their keys, they'll need to get the only other pony that can get into that tomb: Sun Butt the Magnificent As far as joining the guard, it's an excellent idea and one I will mull over. I have TOO many ideas for m own good, so I need to definitely refine them. Still, you were close with a couple of things but only a little itty bit and I'm glad you enjoyed it. More to come, obviously. >>4347938 You sir are a true gentleman, what with you always leaving a nice little critique of everything you read. Thank you, and as always I enjoy making entertainment for you, and everyone in the thread. Also that rarity booty is quite nice, I must say.

8 hours later 4348679 NoLongerAnon
>>4348549 >Hell even Nolonger Implying what, exactly Venterus? That I don't write? I certainly have been lacking in story for a while now, though I find it rather rich that I'm being called out by someone whos last worthwhile story post was nearly a month ago. Forgive me if I come off as annoyed, but I was added back when I actually wrote on a nightly basis, and was one of the few in the ORIGINAL collage. As such, I have no excuse for my lack of content, but I promise that if I don't have anything new by tommorow, I'll be gone, disappeared

8 hours later 4348681 Anonymous
>>4348660 >Saging in the wrong field >2012 Someone re-direct this summer BACK to summer?

8 hours later 4348688 lurker parking
Here's that one shot for the request by that one person. >You are Anon and you do janitorial work for the Wonderbolt stadium. >It’s also friday and Friday is bar night with your bro Spitfire. >Fridays are awesome. >After you’re done with your shift you go to the entrance where Spitfire waits for you every bar night. “Hey Spits you ready?” >”I’m ready but the question is are you ready?” “I’m ready to drink you under the table if that’s what you’re asking.” >”Pfft sure you are.” “I’m sorry who had to carry who home last time.” >”Whatever.” >The two of you got to the bar during the talking. “Same bet as usual?” >”Of course.” >Many drinks later. >While in the middle of however many shots you’ve had some stallion comes up to Spitfire. >”Hey are you Spitfire?” >”Yeah.” >”Can I have your autograph.” >”No.”

8 hours later 4348689 Twilit_Spickle
>>4348681 guy can't do one thing wrong without getting some shit..

8 hours later 4348692 Anonymous (6487687132135.png 585x720 222kB)
This thread needs more hot Silver Spoon plot.

8 hours later 4348700 Anonymous
>>4348663 Twilight liking the rape-play with anon so much she gains a male-dom fetish, anon gets a bit freaked out by twilight trying to get him to order her around.

8 hours later 4348703 lurker parking
>>4348688 >”Please.” >”No. Another shot please?” >The bartender gives her another shot while the stallion keeps saying please over and over. >”Fine.” >She signs it then downs the entire shot. >She then passes out. >The stallion starts to drag her away when your drunken mind puts the pieces together. >That fucker drugged her shot while she autographed the picture. >You run over and deck him in the face. “You are not getting out of here without going through me.” >”Fine.” >He turns around to buck you. >Its easy to dodge because p0nies can’t into fighting. >A couple hits to the head later and he’s unconscious. >You pay the bartender the bits and carry Your bro home. >You put her on the couch and stay with her so you can tell her what happened. >An hour later she wakes up. “Hey you feeling okay now.” >”What happened?” “That stallion spiked your shot while you were autographing the picture then tried to date rape you but I beat him into unconsciousness.”

8 hours later 4348715 lurker parking
>>4348703 >”I knew I made a good choice when you could possibly be my special somep0ny.” >What? >She’s already snoring again. >Fuck it your going to go home and ask her out tomorrow and see what happens. >Because why not. thats why. >You go home and fall asleep. >Today was a save a friend from rape day. This was probably a horrible one shot.

8 hours later 4348720 NoLongerAnon
>>4348670 Well, to be honest, I'm delighted I was fairly wrong! It just means you have a far greater chance of surprising me in this rather interesting story, and I'd be quite flattered if you were to use ANY of these ideas. Best of luck, and looking forward to some more "Don't Panic". >>4348689 Eh, it happens to the best of us kid, don't sweat it

8 hours later 4348721 Anonymous
>>4348700 damn, i ment >>4347973

8 hours later 4348725 Anonymous
>>4348689 Why dont you delete your posts? Then everything will be better? >>4348618 Damn, miss his him already.

8 hours later 4348727 Dildamus
>>4348692 I agree with this Oh god why do I agree with this

8 hours later 4348736 NoLongerAnon
>>4348692 Perhaps you can be the hero of the day, and provide us with some?

8 hours later 4348748 Gadget (1346298594488.png 1280x1280 590kB)
>>4348692 I'm afraid this is all I can contribute at the moment. I eagerly await the day I can start the Anon x Teen Diamond Tiara x Teen Silver Spoon fic.

8 hours later 4348754 Hazardus_Havard
>>4348692 I always thought she was related to the mayor for some reason

8 hours later 4348767 Anonymous (97684168231.png 485x578 23kB)
>>4348727 Because the only mare who could possible challenge Rarity is Silver Spoon. Silver Spoon has the best color combo, imo. Rarity has the nicest coat in general. Now LOVE this plot!

8 hours later 4348772 Anonymous
>>4348754 I thought of her as Octavia's daughter... >>4348748 Can that day be... Today, next thread?

8 hours later 4348782 Anonymous (9768765478.png 768x768 235kB)
>>4348748 >duplicate file detected Gadget, you read my mind...

8 hours later 4348783 MD (1337555239727.png 325x279 91kB)
I wrote 1200 words of a Pinkie Pie clop because fuck it Incoming

8 hours later 4348790 Anonymous
>>4348783 And I was just about to go to bed! Sweet!

8 hours later 4348798 Anonymous
>>4348783 YES! To drown out all this /soc/, Summer, and bullshittery!

8 hours later 4348807 Dr. Vhatug, Hippologist (DURGS.png 700x1000 393kB)
Gentlemen, gentlemen. You're ALL being faggots. Stop it. Keep calm and pony on. >>4348679 >was one of the few in the ORIGINAL collage. So was I, been her since Rainbro/Fetishy. >we old now.

8 hours later 4348810 Anonymous
>>4348783 DO SILVER SPOON AS A GROWN MARE NEXT!!! BE A HERO!

8 hours later 4348819 PaleNarrator
>>4348783 This makes me feel very strange... I think I need an adult...

8 hours later 4348843 Venterus
>>4348679 Apologies. I remember when you did consistently post, though, at the time I only consistently followed a few writers, and I remember when you wrote under Giftedsurprise, or, I believe it was you, yes?. I didn't mean to imply you as a negative presence, more-so, I tend to reference you when regarding high post count/who does so the most, and, in fairness, you do post like a fiend at times. Nothing negative, just high number, and you sage anyway. Even though you don't write, you generally help move the thread a long and occasionally critique, so I see no reason in particular for you to leave. As for: >by someone whos last worthwhile story post was nearly a month ago This is an entirely valid point, and the reasoning behind it is my inability to manage time and basic incompetence. Have stuff planned, just hard to actually get to it. >>4348567 >Calling others out on random pointless posts I always try to address something or other in each post, and try to minimize my number. Though I am guilty of bullshit, such as the above few. >>4348807 >been her since Rainbro/Fetishy Flutterape and Applerape.

8 hours later 4348847 MD (1346753936889.png 500x500 149kB)
>Day σ in Equestria >You’ve been lusting after Pinkie Pie for weeks now, though you suspect the party-planning pony princess is either completely asexual or denser than a wad of iron >At least, she took the naked photos and love poems you sent her as a friendly joke >No matter >You’ll be taking your sweet, bubblegum-flavored prize by any means necessary >You knock on the door to Sugarcube Corner in the early afternoon >”Oh, hello there! Pinkie Pie’s in her room, need me to call for her?” “There’ll be no need, Mrs. Cake. She’s expecting me.” >Lies won’t matter when she’ll be your rapturous sex-buddy in a matter of minutes >Stomping up to her room, you knock on the door. >”Oh hey there –“ “Pinkie Pie, I’ve got an AMAZING secret to tell you!” >You step into the room and close the door behind you, the beautiful mare’s eyes vibrant with sparkles of excitement >”OH! I love secrets! What is it? Can ya tell me? ‘Cause then it wouldn’t be secret anymore unless you wanted me to keep it too and then we’d BOTH –“ >You kneel down to the three-foot pony, taking her cheeks in your hands, and kiss her, >your tongue roaming inside her mouth as you taste those pale raspberry lips that’d brought you such joy over these past months

8 hours later 4348848 Wuten
>>4348819 Don't worry Pale... we're all adults here...

8 hours later 4348860 PonyGone (blush.png 222x193 44kB)
>>4348783 Feeling >>4348748 the >>4348783 LOVE >>4348807 >>4348847 I am ready.

8 hours later 4348866 MD (1320892639304.gif 400x338 1710kB)
>>4348847 >Too dumbfounded to react, Pinkie stands stunned as you exult in the passion of your stolen smooch, >before breaking off and staring deeply into the happiest and most jubilant eyes in Ponyville “There’s my secret, Pinkie. I, uhh… love you.” >Snapping back to attention, Pinkie Pie doesn’t display any hostility or shock, but nor does she reveal happiness or indicate assent. >”Gosh… really?” Her expression is a beaming grin as she processes your admission in the Tzeenchian labyrinths of her mind “Uhh… yeah. That’s what the letters were a-“ >”OH BOY! Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh-“ >She slammed you over and bounced on top of your chest repeatedly, >before you pushed her off and clutched your chest in searing pain >She gets up and stands upside-down over your head >”This is *so* cool! Does this make you my coltfriend?” She pauses for a second. >”Err… but you’re” “I’m your BOYfriend, Pinkie. If you want me to be.” >”WOO-HOO!” She extracts a party horn from her person and blows it, as confetti rains from her ceiling >She’s so fucking adorable and perfect that you grab her by the shoulders and throw her down, kissing her yet again >This time she responds in force, and the two of you slather your tongues together like happy idiots >Still, though, this passion has aroused undeniable lust in the both of you, as you see her cheeks redden and feel her breath grow labored

8 hours later 4348872 Anonymous
>>4348847 Pinkie Pie is a weird pony...I genuinely can't get into these realtionship stories with her because I always feel like she'd be the village bicycle but nobody really thought that was bad or weird.

8 hours later 4348873 HateBit
>>4348848 THAT's a scary thought

8 hours later 4348878 MD (okie_dokie_loki_by_s_c_fowlie-d3irajf.png (560×674).png 560x674 327kB)
>>4348866 >Extracting your tongue from her mouth, you plant kisses along her cheeks, exploring her neck and shoulders with your lips, >as you bring your excitable new marefriend to a series of girlish shudders under your touch >her short, soft coat is wonderful to the touch, and for all her antics, very fragrant and fresh >you nuzzle your face into it, provoking a laugh from the joyous pony as you continue to explore her body >Slowly and slowly, though, you’re making your way lower, and her laughing is growing quieter and more timid over time >Exploring her belly, you come across tiny, inconspicuous nipples, and tickle each in turn in your downward descent >Pinkie’s all but squeaking short gasps of excitement at every stimulation of her sensitive areas >As you gently rub your hands along her body, you lower to her thighs, and your coveted prize – >the puffy, lightly pigmented folds of your new love’s sex >You feel a strange compulsion to glom onto it and suck deeply, but her probable screech would shatter glass, >not to mention attract the attention of her landlords and bosses >Instead, you lightly stroke at her thighs, nuzzling the inside of her back legs as low moans are drawn from her throat >soon enough you’re massaging around her crotch in earnest, >torturing the both of you with your hesitation >Time to claim your prize

8 hours later 4348896 MD (1337908125233.png 576x405 77kB)
>>4348878 >You unfurl your tongue, aiming at the base of her pussy, >and draw it up along her folds in a slow, sloppy, languid lick >She’s silent aside from low, deep pants as you taste her sopping sweetness, >coming in for a second taste as you merely satisfy your own pent-up urges >Eventually, though, you’ve had your fill, and you get to the task of truly satisfying Pinkie as well as she deserves >Gently teasing out the tiny button of her clit, you flick it with the lightest of touches with your tongue, >sending Pinkie Pie into a quiet, high-pitched squeal of pleasure >She’s leaking like a mare in heat by this point, and you take a pause to lick up some of her lubricants, >sweet and pleasant on your tongue as every part of her has been >Rewarding her for this delicious snack, you drag the entire head of your tongue over her clit, >earning a shudder of overpowering sensation from your pink subject >no more fooling around, time to make this mare cum her brains out >settling your mouth over the top of her cunt, you gently suckle her with light and steady contractions of your tongue and cheeks, >while bringing your hand to her sex, slathering it in marejuice before prodding a finger into her sopping hole >her legs go stretch even farther than you’d imagined possible, >so you slide in your middle finger, and pump her pussy in tandem with sucking her clitoris,

8 hours later 4348899 Anonymous
>>4348866 >dat gif >invisible stallions/jpeg

8 hours later 4348905 MD (1324510969971.gif 876x1100 1147kB)
>>4348896 >dragging your fingers up the anterior surface of her walls while massaging her button with your tongue >on and on, she continues to pant and moan, clutching your head >but showing no other signs of cognizance >As your ceaseless pumping and sucking and licking advances, she’s flooded a small area of her carpeting >Oh well >Next time you’ll bring a plastic sheet to position her on so you can clean it up without a trace >Down your throat >As these depraved cum-guzzling fantasies distract you, you notice the telltale signs of an imminent climax >Ceaselessly and consistently, you never stop or change your technique, >strengthening your synchronous pumping and sucking while Pinkie Pie loses her mind >after speeding up to a furious tempo, she squeals, her abdomen convulsing, >and her pussy convulsing around your fingers as the waves of a furious orgasm wash over her, >and a fresh flood of marecum floods the ground beneath you >You really should devise a solution to getting that all into your mouth as quickly as possible >Still, you look up to the rapturous pony and find her eyes lidded, >a gigantic, dopey grin spreading from chin to chin, her panting tongue lolling out of the side of her mouth >Extracting yourself from her thighs, you crawl up to her, taking her head in your hands and kissing deeply, >bathing her own tongue in the fluids of her orgasm >”Wow… Rainbow Dash was right, girls *do* taste good!” “They sure do, Pinkie.” Fin

8 hours later 4348936 Anonymous
>>4348905 That was cute and hot! NOW DO SILVER SPOON AS AN ADULT MARE!!!

8 hours later 4348951 NoLongerAnon
>>4348843 Like I said, my apologies if I come off as annoyed, because I am. At myself, for not having written in quite a while. GiftedSurprise shall be my "Stories only" name And I do appreciate the VAST amount of Chryssalis pics I've obtained from you! >>4348807 >We old now Don't remind me. I still remember when Jeffrey popped up with his tentative story, and how you were right there with him, encouraging him every step of the way. Now, you're the writer, and have an anonymous who tried to always give YOU feedback. Curious, isn't it?

8 hours later 4348952 Anonymous
>>4348905 huh, that's weird could not tell if protagonist was male or female if you hadn't told us

8 hours later 4348980 Anonymous
>>4348905 Silver Spoon and a male human and maybe make it a bit romantic~ Plllleeeeaaaassseeee?

8 hours later 4348996 PonyGone
>>4348905 That is awesome. Thank you. So. So. MUCH! I needed that... I mean by the pinkie... not the clop... the pinkie... LOVE

8 hours later 4349007 An Irish Nomad
Reporting in, buggering off and planning stories. I'll have another chapter of friendship report out within 15 hours or so, depending on how long it'll take me to re-write IAEPTS for fimfiction.

8 hours later 4349009 MD (1346123846536.jpg 360x277 26kB)
>>4348936 No, because I can only picture Silver Spoon as either an insane masochist thanks to DE1 or an old lady. Grey and white and old glasses doesn't scream attractiveness or youth. >>4348952 I did say boy, but frankly I leave it ambiguous I don't even give Anon a name if I can write around it, nor do I give them a gender if I don't have to, because frankly that's the kind of sex I'm into - all tongues, hands, and holes, so the narrator's gender is less of an issue. But I'm a dude, so assume any perspective I write is of one, unless specifically stated otherwise.

8 hours later 4349038 Anonymous
>>4349009 >performing oral sex on guys and girls alike >taking it up the butt from guys and girls alike I, for one, love a submissive porn writer Different perspective from the usual penis and domination-focused stuff

8 hours later 4349046 Anonymous
>>4349009 Do Silver Spoon as a mare and Anon!!!!

8 hours later 4349054 Anonymous
>>4349009 >Grey and white and old glasses doesn't scream attractiveness or youth. My.Fucking.Hero!

8 hours later 4349067 Anonymous (silver_spoon__the_later_years_by_kraysee-d58ju9h.png 868x921 194kB)
>>4348936 >>4348980 >>4349046 Oh boy, they're gonna be on ya now. and i hope they break you

8 hours later 4349068 MD
>>4348996 When I get to my Pinkie chapter of EquestriaFemdom, it'll be very much lovey-dovey. It'll still unfortunately be injected with my own depraved flavor, and will focus on Pinkie's (and her sub's) role as bisexual orgy-fiends, but it'll be much more serious and effortful than this was

8 hours later 4349082 Anonymous
>>4349054 >implying SIlver Spoon wouldn't be the hottest MILF ever as well. Seriously, out of all p0nies, Silver Spoon would look the hootest on average across her whole life while other p0nies have only certain moments of glory.

8 hours later 4349100 Anonymous
>>4349067 Finish Contention, Gadget. FINISH IT.

8 hours later 4349115 Anonymous
>>4349082 Like hell she is! She's stuck looking like a slightly better Granny Smith across her whole life! That shit is terrible

8 hours later 4349116 Dr. Vhatug, Hippologist (Crazy Bish.jpg 1024x614 196kB)
>>4348951 Heh, it is. And my writing all started from "Is anyone here a bad enough dude to write a story about squash soup?"

8 hours later 4349125 MD (1346552537052.png 420x420 105kB)
>>4349067 She's a cipher. Diamond Tiara's satellite, little speaking and less characterization. Besides, the fine folks over in Dark Equestria have already done better work with her than I ever could. >>4349082 If old mares all look like Mrs. Cake or Rarity's mom, that could be cool too Anyway gonna take a femdom look at Fluttershy next, hope y'all can get over the oxymoronic premise

8 hours later 4349138 Anonymous (354583120135.png 2283x2578 430kB)
>>4349082 Let me try that out again this time not as some drunk. >>4349054 >>4349009 Silver Spoon has the looks that would make her age gracefully. I think that the rest of the mane 6 all have their times in life to "shine", (RD and AJ their youth...we've all seen Granny Smith....Rarity and pinkie in their middle age, and Twilight well...never.) Silver Spoon is very much like a fine wine, and only grows further into her beauty rather than in-and-out of phases.

8 hours later 4349155 Anonymous
>>4349115 >comparing gorgeous Silver Spoon to a single step above Gruntilda Winkeybunion as a pone Yeeeeaaahhhhhhhh.....

8 hours later 4349159 Atlas (1334291869361.jpg 225x225 7kB)
Parking. Lurking. Writing. Drawing. I hope you're all ready for some quiet buttfun.

8 hours later 4349167 Anonymous
>>4349138 I think what you really mean to say is that she started off looking old even at a young age, and never really got any better

8 hours later 4349168 Anonymous
>>4349125 >yfw most mares get chubby as they get old while SS stays slender and amazing

8 hours later 4349184 NoLongerAnon
>>4349116 I....I actually remember that, if simply because I thought you were joking at first

8 hours later 4349187 Anonymous
>>4349167 >implying the sophisticated look isn't my thing Hey man, it's all opinion anyway I guess. If you want an adult pone with the features and emotional stuntedness of a 7 year old boy, there's always Rainbow Dash...

8 hours later 4349188 Anonymous
>>4349159 It's about time! I've been waiting for 3 months

8 hours later 4349192 Anonymous
>>4349116 Are you a bad enough dude to write some Silver Spoon romance and see where it could go from there?

9 hours later 4349195 MD (1346147427259.jpg 574x355 30kB)
>feel a fresh surge of appreciation for the pinkest pony and express it >thread devolves into rambling discussion about grayboring mcglassespants

9 hours later 4349196 Anonymous
>>4349168 Yfw she looks old already, and will only get worse as time withers her sad frail body

9 hours later 4349211 Anonymous
>>4349195 Fuck, I want to pound that pearly pony's perfect pussy until she passes out from pleasure!

9 hours later 4349217 NoLongerAnon
>>4349195 It comes with the territory of writing best mare, besides it wasn't really Pinkies fault, these Anons are just Blueballing over Silver utensil

9 hours later 4349226 Anonymous
>>4349195 ....Mayor Mare?

9 hours later 4349231 Anonymous
>>4349195 Your mistake was responding to it in the first place. Gadget tried to give it attention and it only made the situation worse.

9 hours later 4349234 Dr. Vhatug, Hippologist (Anon swags in a pile of pones.png 800x600 30kB)
>>4349184 Me? Joke about maregasms? Horsefucking is serious fucking business, don't you forget that. >>4349192 I'm not that bad a dude. And I've already got a story, about a herd that includes TPEshy, and Rarity.

9 hours later 4349237 Anonymous
>>4349231 U mad bro?

9 hours later 4349240 Mersy
Could someone write stories where anon gets "interested" toward one of the following stories: Berry Punch, Carrot Top, Colgate or Derpy.

9 hours later 4349245 MD (1339880761520.jpg 445x445 75kB)
>>4349211 >pound Ew Penises are for ignoring >>4349217 And she is less than nothing. It's mystifying.

9 hours later 4349251 Anonymous
>>4348936 >>4348980 >>4349009 >>4349046 >>4349054 >>4349067 >>4349082 >>4349115 >>4349125 >>4349138 >>4349155 >>4349167 >>4349168 >>4349187 >>4349192 >>4349196 >>4349211 >>4349245 And here I was, thinking these threads would get better when summer ended,

9 hours later 4349262 Anonymous
>>4349240 >Derpy http://pastebin.com/Srumap6f

9 hours later 4349269 Anonymous
>>4349251 Dude, its like, the weekend in some parts of the world timezones n shit dood

9 hours later 4349278 NoLongerAnon
>>4349240 >Berry Punch TheScooters Radio Anon >Derpy SorcererAnons Thousand Son >>4349234 It's a dangerous business, Fucking a horse Walking out your front door.

9 hours later 4349280 Anonymous
>>4349234 PLEASE write secritive cum-fettish Rarity! NOW! Have her go out on the town stained with Anon's mark. on her fur, behind her ears, in her mane...carfully concealed. Yet ever mare of breeding age picks up a soft, familiar musk of primal ownership....ears twitching in subconsious understanding. "This one is owned by a virile stallion. This one is claimed by an aroma that is not her own. This one is marked by a male...."

9 hours later 4349287 Anonymous
New thread inbound.

9 hours later 4349297 NoLongerAnon
>>4349251 You do realize this particular issue has been going on since before summer, right?

9 hours later 4349308 Anonymous
>>4349234 I still need a better way to contact you. Controlled Chaos Line 107 It looks like you used PP: for Celestia's speech

9 hours later 4349314 Anonymous
New thread >>4349299 >>4349299 >>4349299

18 hours later 4353061 Anonymous
>>4343926 omfg post your pastebin plz I wan't to read your story

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