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2013-05-27 09:32 10888503 Anonymous Aw shit nigga You's in Ponyville ep 71: brr, im cold, i need a sweater (it means you're fat, yo.png 500x500 114kB)
When we last left out hero, he'd just wakened from a shallow sleep hungover and pained in Spikes basket with a note from Pinkie Pie, which explained they had TRIED to carry him up to the guest bed, but he was too heavy. Bummer. With a penis in pain, he applied his medication. Feels like a nice morning, at least. From the sound outside you'd guess it was fairly windy today. >Health: 95% >stamina: 88% >spaghetti: 8% >inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (10), bits (40), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (7), horse pills (15) spider (bro), dick cream, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), 'fairy blood' (1/3rd bottle) >Prev episodes, dropboxes: http://pastebin.com/gg9LgQrB >I seem to have misplaced the episode 70 archive link, if someone would be so kind to provide it

2 min later 10888540 Anonymous
venture down into the basement behind you and steal all of twilights science!

2 min later 10888550 Anonymous (theft.png 85x107 3kB)
>>10888503 Take the book of Practical Pastamancy. Don't tell Twilight you took it.

4 min later 10888564 Anonymous
>>10888503 http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S10840995 Go make Breakfast for everyone.

4 min later 10888571 Anonymous
>>10888503 Make twilight some coffee and tell her it's for her princess vagina. Make some for yourself too, in the #1 babe mug ofc

5 min later 10888586 Anonymous
>>10888503 Make Twily and Spike breakfast in bed.

6 min later 10888591 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10888503 Hey, OP. Let's go prepare breakfast, I suppose.

8 min later 10888630 Anonymous
>>10888571 We should give her the #1 babe mug this time and make sure to point out that she really is our #1 babe. We should also inquire Spike about the details of his night with Twily after they retired to her bed.

22 min later 10888821 Anonymous
shmoke a doobie

22 min later 10888830 Anonymous (noaster.png 500x500 65kB)
>>10888591 >>10888571 >>10888586 You opt to making everyone breakfast and coffee, heading into the library kitchen. You fire up the coffee maker right away, and start looking through the cabinets for food stuffs. It seems Twilight is out of most things. You do find a loaf of bread and some jams, you decide on making toast. You slice up the bread and realize there isn't a toaster in sight. Do ponies have toasters? They have coffee makers they must have toasters, right? Or could this be the reason Sweetie Belles toast went so wrong? >Health: 95% >stamina: 88% >spaghetti: 8% >inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (10), bits (40), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (7), horse pills (15) spider (bro), dick cream, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), 'fairy blood' (1/3rd bottle)

23 min later 10888851 Anonymous
>>10888830 whatever jammy bread it is. Make sure the coffee is good. Also ask if spiderbro needs anything, he might be starving.

24 min later 10888868 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10888830 Can Spike's fire work? We can enlist him to help us if it does.

25 min later 10888895 Anonymous
>>10888830 So use the oven like a grill and toast both sides of it carefully. I mean Spike was planning on making a cake in an episode, so surely there's an oven somewhere. I do it frequently because my toaster is shit.

29 min later 10888950 Anonymous
>>10888830 Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for breakfast. Wake up twilight with a kiss? If things get heavy, ruin it by calling her the number one babe.

30 min later 10888964 Anonymous
>>10888830 Make toast with your body heat. Cram the bread down your pants.

32 min later 10888999 Anonymous
>>10888830 >http://pastebin.com/gg9LgQrB if there is a stove and butter than we can cook the bread ourselves

33 min later 10889007 Anonymous
The only thing you can do in this situarion Is.... stick your penis in the blender

43 min later 10889136 Anonymous
Thread I love you, please don't die.

44 min later 10889143 Anonymous
Damn, we are REALLY quiet tonight... it's so weird without the large amounts of stupid suggestions... not that I'm asking shit loads of people to start spouting nonsense So... how was everyone's day?

45 min later 10889153 Anonymous
>>10888999 do this WE MUST HAVE TOAST

46 min later 10889168 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10889143 I'm kinda distracted by other things so I'm not too talkative today, but the lack of complaints is still rather nice... As for my day, I celebrated my niece's second birthday and it went bretty gud, all things considered. How's about yours, then?

47 min later 10889178 Anonymous
>>10888999 Wait, how did I not see this?! This! Make French Toast! See if they have such a thing there!

49 min later 10889193 Anonymous
>>10889178 Lets be nice and make twilight breakfast! spike can find his own food though

49 min later 10889198 Anonymous
>>10889168 Meh. Spent it in bed on my laptop. Spent the weekend in hospital recovering from certain spinal injuries that were brought upon from nothing interesting.... it's sad when the most interesting thing to happen to you lately doesn't have an interesting story behind it. Why am I spoilering that...

53 min later 10889242 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10889198 I know what you mean... is what I'd like to say but I don't have spinal injuries. Still, "no news is good news" so I suppose an uneventful day is a good one. Boring, perhaps... Hope you get better soon, man.

56 min later 10889271 Anonymous (toasty.png 500x500 93kB)
>>10889153 >>10888999 >>10888895 You carry the bread slices to the over and using a pair of tongs, you carefully toast the sides of the bread slices over the flame. Though you don't burn a single piece, you accidentally singe yourself once or twice cause you can't hold shit steady. Spike walks in on you and asks what you're doing, you tell him making toast. Spike walks to the cabinet and produces a frying pan, saying this would probably make things easier, wouldn't it? Annoyed, you ask him what he's even doing up this early, he tells you it's almost noon. OP chuckles to himself because he knows at least one person will look at the picture before reading and think Spike is threatening them. >Health: 95% >stamina: 88% >spaghetti: 8% >inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (10), bits (40), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (7), horse pills (15) spider (bro), dick cream, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), 'fairy blood' (1/3rd bottle)

56 min later 10889273 Anonymous
>>10889193 Well I was thinking for everybody, Spike included. I mean AJ and Pinkie are there as well, so just make enough for all.

57 min later 10889297 Anonymous
>>10889271 Whelp! Late for work again! Oh well! Bullshit an excuse and say it's how we did it in our homeland.

1 hours later 10889332 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10889271 Nice roll! Even if it was totally unnecessary... Take the pan from the dragon and use that to finish world-class toast. Deliver to Twily in bed.

1 hours later 10889356 Anonymous
>>10888999 stupid auto copy i didn't mean to put that there

1 hours later 10889369 Anonymous
>>10889332 Fuck his pan Continue making toast like a man.Then give it to twi

1 hours later 10889370 Anonymous
>>10889271 Give Twilight breakfast and head off to work at some point, tell them you wouldn't be late if the room is finished so spiderbro has a place to stay.

1 hours later 10889380 Anonymous
>>10889271 Complain about how you broke your dick. Explain to Spike how hard it is to go a few days without having wild sex with Twilight and Rarity.

1 hours later 10889383 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10889369 Myeah, alright. Fuck the pan.

1 hours later 10889399 Anonymous
>>10889370 Oh god, whenever we get to work, we should just make that as a joke. A whole room built and furnished purely for Spiderbro.

1 hours later 10889407 Anonymous
must... not... spill... coffee in twilights steaming hot vagina...

1 hours later 10889439 Anonymous
tell spike to go fuck himself and when he asks why say get away u filthy pan using casual

1 hours later 10889487 Anonymous
>>10889271 Wanna help, Spike? You can apply the jams!

1 hours later 10889504 Anonymous
>>10889487 >the musical we've been waiting for is about making toast.

1 hours later 10889540 Anonymous
>>10889271 "Why would you even need that? Can't you breathe fire?"

1 hours later 10889541 Anonymous
>>10889504 Butter or jelly? GOTTA FILL MY BELLY! Let's all eat some toast. I EAT MORE THAN MOST!

1 hours later 10889578 Anonymous
>>10889541 Do horses like bread? How else will they be fed? How about a loaf? I can't think of anything relevant that rhymes with loaf. Sorry.

1 hours later 10889585 Anonymous
MOOORNING IS PONYVILLE SHIMMERS EVEN IF IT'S AFTERNOOON LIFE CAN NOT BE ANY BETTER EVEN IF I BROKE MY BOOON PONYVILLE IS MY NEW DWELLING FULL OF OUTSTANDING COOL MARES THEIR KINDNESS IS SO COMPELLING I RUSTLE JIMMIES OF THEIRS cont?

1 hours later 10889596 Anonymous
>>10889585 Yes, continue...

1 hours later 10889604 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10889585 Please.

1 hours later 10889627 Anonymous (breakfast in bed likka boss.png 500x500 73kB)
>>10889369 >>10889370 >>10889383 You disregard Spikes Fryingpan and finish toasting breads, carefully carrying the tray of breakfast up the ladder to Twilight's bed. she's sleeping soundly, despite how late it is. A late night with alcohol, man. The guest bed is empty, looks like Pinkie an AJ left already. You mull over exactly how to wake up purplehorse here. >Health: 95% >stamina: 88% >spaghetti: 8% >inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (10), bits (40), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (7), horse pills (15) spider (bro), dick cream, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), 'fairy blood' (1/3rd bottle), breakfast

1 hours later 10889635 Anonymous
>>10889487 I guess he can help if he wants. We both want to (and probably have) bang Twilight.

1 hours later 10889644 Anonymous
>>10889627 Kiss her like Sleeping Beauty, except less creepy because we know she's not dead and/or had been sleeping for fucking ages! Disney is fucked.

1 hours later 10889654 Anonymous
>>10889627 Let's give her a soft kiss on the cheek and brush her mane until she wakes up. ...where'd Spike go?

1 hours later 10889660 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10889627 Hnngggg... Okay, you think she'll find a kiss intrusive if it comes from us? If not, then >>10888950 sounds like a plan to me.

1 hours later 10889662 Anonymous
>>10889644 You've got a point there. That prince must've been a necrophiliac.

1 hours later 10889670 Anonymous
>>10889660 >Okay, you think she'll find a kiss intrusive if it comes from us We've already had sex with her several times. Why would it?

1 hours later 10889674 Anonymous
>>10889662 It's so many of them though. Hell, Snow White is the worst, she literally was dead. But still, Sleeping Beauty. Bitch had been sleeping for years and such, her eyes would look terrible, her breath would smell horrible and.... ergh!

1 hours later 10889680 Anonymous
>>10889627 Find out what HER magic will do to the inside of your mouth.

1 hours later 10889683 Anonymous
>>10889627 Open her mouth and shove the toast in. Ask her if she's enjoying the toast.

1 hours later 10889684 Anonymous
>>10889585 LERNING CONTROL OF MY POWERS WILL BE SO EASY I BET GLORY THE COLOR OF PURPLE PRETTY AND SMART AS CAN GET EVEN WHEN I SMACK MY FINGER MAKES ME FEEL GREAT IN A BLINK AWESOMEST EVERJOY BRINGER GLORY THE COLOR OF PINK I see a pattern there. Cont.

1 hours later 10889685 Anonymous
>>10889674 >her eyes would look terrible, her breath would smell horrible and.... That was probably his fetish.

1 hours later 10889690 Anonymous
>>10889680 >>10889683 pedoluv pls go

1 hours later 10889695 Anonymous
>>10889685 And he is to be king... good god.

1 hours later 10889696 Anonymous
>>10889627 hum 'Morning in Ponyville'

1 hours later 10889698 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10889670 Well, I dunno... I'm just not very receptive to things like that. She's probably different, though.

1 hours later 10889700 Anonymous
>>10889627 gently suck on her horn until she wakes up

1 hours later 10889703 Anonymous
>>10889690 you will never make breakfast in bed for a hungover twilight sparkle

1 hours later 10889707 Anonymous
>>10889690 >le epic pedoluv pls go maymay

1 hours later 10889709 Anonymous (1368767460258.png 1167x879 279kB)
>>10889698 Oh god, what do you do when woken up by a kiss? >>10889703 I will kill you!

1 hours later 10889710 Anonymous
>>10889695 He'd just order her to never use makeup or brush her teeth.

1 hours later 10889720 Anonymous
Put her hoof in warm water.

1 hours later 10889726 Anonymous
no one suggest a horn rub y'all is to serious

1 hours later 10889727 Anonymous (feelsbadman.jpg 400x388 74kB)
>>10889703

1 hours later 10889735 Anonymous
>>10889707 >>10889720 >>10889726 pedoluv pls go

1 hours later 10889736 Anonymous
>>10889627 I wanna wake her up with...sharing breath like horses do.

1 hours later 10889737 Anonymous
>>10889726 How did I not think of that... do that! Horn rub with a kiss!

1 hours later 10889744 Anonymous
>>10889736 ...horse breath!

1 hours later 10889745 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10889709 Never been woken up like that before. ;_; I'm real touchy when it comes to personal space though, so it'd have to come from someone real close for it to have any positive effect. In theory.

1 hours later 10889747 Anonymous
>>10889627 Wake her up with a horngasm. In your mouth.

1 hours later 10889748 Anonymous
>>10889736 How does that work?

1 hours later 10889763 Anonymous
>>10889747 That'd probably kill us. Let's stick to Rarity for that. At least we'll get diamonds out of that and no permanent injury. We should get Rarity and Twily in on a threesome. We could suck off Rarity's horn and Twily could fix our tongue immediately.

1 hours later 10889771 Anonymous
>>10889745 Ah. I woke up from a late night party once, a friend I happened to pass out on the floor next to tried to give me a kiss in the morning to wake me up as a joke... damn near nearly broke her nose from headbutting her... by accident.

1 hours later 10889772 Anonymous
>>10889684 GLORY THE PUREST OF COLORS GENEROUS PONYVILLE GEM GENTLY BUT CONSTANTLY PUSHING TO BE BETTER MAN THAN I AM GLORY THE POWER OF YELLOW KINDNESS IT GIVES ME I CRAVE TURNING MY HEART INTO JELLO CUTENES WILL GET ME TO GRAVE I sure do think that we will sing it sometime. Cont.

1 hours later 10889780 Anonymous
>>10889627 throw caution to the wind suck on her horn

1 hours later 10889783 Anonymous
>>10889747 If Rarity gave us diamonds, if it's any relation to cutie marks I'd say that would be highly lethal with Twilight Sparkle being as powerful as she is, instead start humming a tune and see if she slowly wakes up following the tune and singing along, as if we were taming a snake, we're making this musical happen.

1 hours later 10889791 Anonymous
>>10889780 Stop samefagging.

1 hours later 10889797 Anonymous
So like, I have been noticing a lot of "pedoluv pls go" sayings in these cyoa threads lately. I am late on the ship for sure but is it a meme or something?

1 hours later 10889802 Anonymous
>>10889783 Let's hum the tune to BBBFF into her ear.

1 hours later 10889804 Anonymous
>>10889797 It's a thread exclusive thing.

1 hours later 10889811 Anonymous
>>10889627 Don't be a fag. Put her horn in your mouth and suck it.

1 hours later 10889814 Not Mass Effect Anon (Wat.png 150x200 16kB)
>>10889771 Was it 'cause you were startled? If the girl looked like this I can understand that, heh. >>10889797 "pedoluv" is the moniker of a troll who was pretty active in earlier threads because his gets were ignored. Now when multiple, similar suggestions appear, we "assume" it's him samefagging to get his suggestion picked.

1 hours later 10889821 Anonymous
>>10889797 Not exactly a meme. There was some guy named pedoluv here before who was spamming the threads and trying to make us do stupid shit by samefagging, so when someone is shitting up the thread by samefagging obviously stupid suggestions they get called pedoluv.

1 hours later 10889832 Anonymous
>>10889811 Don't be a fag. Stop suggesting things that will likely get us killed or seriously injured.

1 hours later 10889836 Anonymous
>>10889814 Umm... maybe? I mean I've been woken up unexpectedly before and flipped out much less, but feeling something else on my face without clearly thinking or knowing what it is, probably just flipped out thinking a spider was on my face or something.

1 hours later 10889837 Anonymous (mwah.png 500x500 73kB)
>>10889654 >>10889644 >>10889696 You lean in and kiss her, humming 'Morning in Ponyville'. She wakes with a start and yelps, almost falling out of bed and almost knocking the tray out of your hands. she apologizes embarrassed and says you startled her, but pauses when she sees you brough her breakfast, asking if it's for her. You nod and she hugs you, telling you how nice of you that was. She asks if you made everyone else breakfast too, but notices the time, becoming a bit distraught about sleeping so late. >Health: 95% >stamina: 88% >spaghetti: 8% >inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (10), bits (40), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (7), horse pills (15) spider (bro), dick cream, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), 'fairy blood' (1/3rd bottle), breakfast

1 hours later 10889858 Anonymous
>>10889837 this needs scruffying

1 hours later 10889861 Anonymous
>>10889836 >tfw woke up once from a spider crawling on my face That was pretty much the worst wake-up call I've ever had.

1 hours later 10889865 Anonymous
>>10889837 Awww, she's gonna do her regular flip out insanity thing when she realises she's late to follow her schedule...

1 hours later 10889873 Anonymous
>>10889837 Damn we're classy. Assure her its a normal thing considering how much alcohol was consumed last night and ask if she needs anything else.

1 hours later 10889877 Anonymous
>>10889865 Then we'd get to have sex with Twilight psycho.

1 hours later 10889879 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10889836 That makes a ton of sense to me. >>10889837 It's nice to see she appreciates the things we do even if we're weird as hell. So... some anon mentioned that we're late for work again. If that's true then I guess we'd better get going, too.

1 hours later 10889889 Anonymous
Ask if she wants a morning massage.

1 hours later 10889893 Anonymous
>>10889837 We should probably see if she needs any more help, then get off to work.

1 hours later 10889903 Anonymous
>>10889772 GLORY THE POWER OF ORANGE THOUGH NOTHING RHYMES WITH IT YET TRUSTY HARD WORKING AND LIVELY I'LL NEVER REGRET THAT WE'VE MET GLORY ALL COLORS OF RAINBOW BESTEST OF BRO'S THAT CAN BE BEING WITH HER IS A CHALLENGE CHALLENGE, SO SPECIAL TO ME AS TO FIRST PONY I MET HERE GLORY THE COLOR OF GRAY LIFE'VE NEVER BEEN SO MUCH BETTER CAN'T HOLD MY FEELINGS AT BAY I guess that is it.

1 hours later 10889904 Anonymous
>>10889837 Kindly offer to suck on her horn until the magic comes out. That way it won't be rape.

1 hours later 10889926 Anonymous
>>10889904 Kindly stop suggesting stupid risky things that will likely get us hurt and would accomplish nothing even if they didn't.

1 hours later 10889929 Anonymous
Ask if she wants a morning massage

1 hours later 10889935 Anonymous (disaster.png 81x113 5kB)
>>10889837 "Accidentally" fall over and spill the platter all over her bed.

1 hours later 10889940 Anonymous
>>10889929 This. Maybe she wants a back massage in bed while she eats.

1 hours later 10889943 Anonymous
>>10889903 Isn't it time to sing then?

1 hours later 10889944 Anonymous
>>10889926

1 hours later 10889945 Anonymous
>>10889935 Are you pedoluv too?

1 hours later 10889952 Anonymous
>>10889944 >implying I ever left the thread

1 hours later 10889958 Anonymous
>>10889943 lets get to work while singing

1 hours later 10889961 Anonymous
>>10889952

1 hours later 10889975 Anonymous
>>10889926 Kindly please let him suggest whatever he wants and if you don't like it, then suggest something else that you think would be better.

1 hours later 10889980 Anonymous
>>10889837 Twiley, what do you do? Are you primarily a librarian, or a student? What keeps you so busy?

2 hours later 10889986 Anonymous
>>10889903 OP if you are up for a cutscene with a musical number - do it.

2 hours later 10889991 Anonymous
get

2 hours later 10889999 Anonymous
>>10889991 nope

2 hours later 10890003 Some guy...
Sex with broken penis. Now.

2 hours later 10890007 Anonymous
>>10889945 everyone is pedoluv

2 hours later 10890008 Anonymous (i wish i was home trashing resumes.jpg 720x405 183kB)
>>10889991

2 hours later 10890014 Some guy... (nopictureavailable.png 450x450 74kB)
>>10889999 you glorious nigger

2 hours later 10890023 Anonymous (why can't i check all these doubles.jpg 361x361 41kB)
>>10889999

2 hours later 10890034 Anonymous (1368658739762.gif 193x135 1641kB)
>>10889991 >>10889999

2 hours later 10890038 Anonymous
>>10889952

2 hours later 10890046 Anonymous
>>10889999 >quads Winrar

2 hours later 10890071 Some guy... (hbisys.png 342x378 16kB)
>>10889271 Here you go.

2 hours later 10890074 Anonymous
>>10889940 It's stupid. Why would anyone want a massage while eating?

2 hours later 10890089 Anonymous
>first time quads have been achieved in asnyip since summer break >everyone loses their shit God damnit op, I'm sorry 4chan is fucking awful...well, more awful, in the summer.

2 hours later 10890090 Anonymous
>>10890074 Why not.

2 hours later 10890093 Anonymous
Somehow a broken penis suddenly turned threads much more fun. I call singing.

2 hours later 10890094 Anonymous
>>10890074 Breakfast in bed is a really stupid idea. You'll get crumbs everywhere and attract vermin. Luckily we live in a magical fantasy world where the vermin are friendly and don't have painful, stinging, or lethal bites.

2 hours later 10890096 Some guy... (feelium.png 731x854 57kB)
>>10890089 Summer's coming mate. Good luck with the survival.

2 hours later 10890099 Anonymous
>>10890090 Have you ever got a massage in your life?

2 hours later 10890100 Anonymous
>>10890093 I still just wanna put our face up to her and share breath. It seems so fucking intense, and primal.

2 hours later 10890101 Anonymous
>>10890099 Yes, a few times.

2 hours later 10890102 Anonymous
>>10889662 >>10889674 Maybe they just "knew." ... yeah, they were totally finding an excuse, weren't they? >>10889695 Well, what leaders do is their business. I mean does anyone go around looking for Obama's porno mags to see if he'd be a good leader on that account?

2 hours later 10890111 Anonymous
>>10890100 You can imagine it just fine even if the GM doesn't draw it. Don't go around forcing your fantasies on others.

2 hours later 10890112 Anonymous
>>10890102 Fair point. *searches for Obama porn*

2 hours later 10890116 Anonymous
>>10890089 > everyone loses their shit > 4 posts, a couple of them probably samefagging > everyone Cut it off and don't mention it. Your whining is worse than their attention to repeating digits.

2 hours later 10890123 Anonymous (He quadn't do it.png 613x616 120kB)
>>10890089 >everyone loses their shit >3 people replied to it You're right on a broader scale, but I think you might be exaggerating a bit. It was just a nice distraction while we wait for op this time.

2 hours later 10890127 Anonymous
>>10889837 Deploy the gigaboner. You deploy that gigaboner this instant!

2 hours later 10890128 Anonymous
>>10890100 New fetish incoming.

2 hours later 10890133 Anonymous
>>10890071 Damn it, I laughed.

2 hours later 10890142 Anonymous
>>10890116 And your whining about his whining is actually worse than his initial whining but infact not as bad as my whining about your whining for his whining or any subsequent whining about my whining over your whining about his whining.

2 hours later 10890151 Anonymous (slurm for the slurm god.jpg 125x125 2kB)
>>10890142

2 hours later 10890156 Anonymous (132676871777.jpg 170x213 41kB)
>>10890142

2 hours later 10890157 Anonymous (this.png 426x271 242kB)
>>10890116 >>10890123 Exaggerating complaints can be so much worse than the thing they're complaining about.

2 hours later 10890164 Anonymous (1367717692190.gif 320x240 245kB)
>>10890142 You're a pretty cool guy anon.

2 hours later 10890166 Anonymous (wow_thats_deep.png 490x323 380kB)
>>10890142

2 hours later 10890174 Anonymous
>>10890157 You don't want to start down that path anon.

2 hours later 10890180 Anonymous
>>10890174 And what if he does?

2 hours later 10890186 Anonymous
>>10890099 I gave a few massages to a girl, a few times. I think she was disappointed in my lack of stamina.

2 hours later 10890191 Anonymous
>>10890174 Oh cry me a river. What path are you even talking about?

2 hours later 10890193 Anonymous
>>10890111 >implying I'm forcing anything Fuck off. I just suggested something that horses do in real life. Eat shit and die.

2 hours later 10890198 Anonymous (feelsbadman.jpg 330x357 62kB)
>>10890186 >tfw no girl (or mare) to give massages to

2 hours later 10890203 Anonymous
>>10889837 Oh Twilight, you're a booknerd. You'll probably sleep in late for half the days of your life.

2 hours later 10890209 Anonymous (sunshine lollipops and Rainbows.png 500x500 79kB)
>>10889873 >>10889879 >>10889893 >>10889958 You tell Twilight that that's all pretty normal considering last night. You tell her you're also late for work, and ask if she needs help with anything. She shakes her head and sips her coffee. You point out the "#1 babe" mug and wink at her. She blushes and shoos you away. You skip merrily to work, singing about yourself the whole way. You try to prompt a musical number from other Ponies, but it doesn't seem to set in. a passing Pinkie Happily joins you, however, somehow already knowing the words to the song you were singing. >Health: 95% >stamina: 88% >spaghetti: 8% >inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (10), bits (40), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (7), horse pills (15) spider (bro), dick cream, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), 'fairy blood' (1/3rd bottle)

2 hours later 10890214 Anonymous
>>10890111 >something many animals do in real life >"forcing" do you even sex anon?

2 hours later 10890222 Anonymous
>>10890193 Not him, but thank you for suggesting it. I actually did not know horses did that before. We should definitely try to "share breath" with more mares in the future to see if Equestrian ponies do that as well. Or even just ask one of them.

2 hours later 10890223 Anonymous
>>10890116 >Repeating digits *ahem* dubs

2 hours later 10890224 Anonymous
>>10890186 >>10890101 Eating while receiving a massage is not a very clean, calm, fulfilling and overall is not a good idea. Consider drinking hot coffie while someone is constantly shaking you. You can't just do that. You want to sit and enjoy your fucking coffee and your fucking toast. Not to mention that eating lying on your belly is just uncomfortable.

2 hours later 10890229 Anonymous
>>10890214 Rape is something animals do in real life.

2 hours later 10890236 Anonymous (1367988719603.jpg 284x253 23kB)
>>10890180 Its a circular path. One could complain about his complaint about the complaint directed at the complaint from before, which could be complained about by someone else and at that point people would just complain about the prior complaints because it had become trendy trapping us in a vicious circle of pointless complaints.

2 hours later 10890241 Anonymous
>>10890209 >that giggling pony at the bottom-right I can just imagine him saying, "you ain't doin' it right, nigga. You can't just sing and expect us to go along with it."

2 hours later 10890242 Some guy...
>>10890223 lel

2 hours later 10890244 Anonymous
>>10890209 DROP EVERYTHING. AND FUCK GRANNY SMITH

2 hours later 10890245 Anonymous (just enough sanics.gif 194x210 55kB)
>>10890236

2 hours later 10890246 Anonymous
>>10890209 INTENSIFY SINGING

2 hours later 10890248 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10890209 Obligatory. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQmB XEZEYtg Away to work!

2 hours later 10890249 Anonymous
Put on that weird handsome face with those giant eyes and keep singing.

2 hours later 10890252 Anonymous
>>10890224 >Not to mention that eating lying on your belly is just uncomfortable. Remember, she's a horse. They've been seen lying on their bellies while drinking tea even in the actual show.

2 hours later 10890254 Anonymous (GET A LOAD OF THIS.jpg 1000x867 124kB)
>>10890229 >comparing a sharing-breath kiss to forceful sex

2 hours later 10890255 Anonymous
>>10890209 Is Spiderbro really on Pinkie's hair? Man, they really bonded! That's awesome.

2 hours later 10890262 Anonymous
>>10890245 made me giggle

2 hours later 10890263 Anonymous
>>10890249 The Equestria Girl face?

2 hours later 10890267 Anonymous
>>10890209 I do like our work because it still somehow involves us in sex. What better way than to be loved AND still give sex than by giving "happy endings?"

2 hours later 10890274 Anonymous
>>10890222 I'm happy to share this equine fact.

2 hours later 10890283 Anonymous
>>10890209 Give Pinkie a piggyback ride.

2 hours later 10890285 Anonymous
>>10890209 Nothing much to do but continue to work

2 hours later 10890288 Anonymous
>>10890274 Come to think of it, Pinkie is here with us. Let's try it on her. She'd just laugh it off if it seems weird to her.

2 hours later 10890295 Anonymous
>>10890283 You know, I like this suggestion. Let's do it!

2 hours later 10890306 Anonymous
>>10890209 What are the lyrics?

2 hours later 10890307 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10890283 Sure, let's do it.

2 hours later 10890314 Anonymous
>>10890288 >Stop singing >grab Pinkie's head >stare into her eyes and rest our head against hers >just breath >enjoy until awkward Alright! Cya, Pinkie!

2 hours later 10890318 Anonymous
>>10890283 But he likes to bounce more than riding... oh well, that still sounds good. Don't stop singing though.

2 hours later 10890331 Anonymous
>>10890306 I suppose these one >>10889585

2 hours later 10890333 Anonymous (freeload.png 83x115 3kB)
>>10890209 Feign leg injury. Have Pinkie carry you to the spa on her back.

2 hours later 10890344 Anonymous
>>10890314 Why not. She's a bro. She knows we do weird stuff sometimes and won't think much about it even if we make a fool of ourselves. And then again, she might take it as the sign of intimacy that it is and breathe back.

2 hours later 10890350 Anonymous
>>10890333 Nah, that would be rude. I'd rather we carry her on our shoulders. Imagine the feeling of her teats brushing against our neck.

2 hours later 10890356 Anonymous
>>10890344 Imagine if this happened completely randomly in the middle of a Broadway production.

2 hours later 10890365 Anonymous
>>10890344 YES SURE LET'S BREATHE OUR SMELLY MORNING POST-ALCOHOL BREATH WITH HER LET HER ENJOY OUR NEVER BRUSHED TEETH SMELL SHE WILL SURE LIKE IT RIGHT?

2 hours later 10890368 Anonymous
>>10889585 >>10889684 >>10889772 >>10889903 What tune am I suppose to think the lyrics with?

2 hours later 10890372 Anonymous
>>10890356 Then there'd just be a short break in the music, and then it would resume with gusto after the awkward moment.

2 hours later 10890382 Anonymous
>>10890365 >she didn't brush her teeth either >it reeks of muffins and alcohol

2 hours later 10890387 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10890368 That first song in Magical Mystery Cure, I forget the name.

2 hours later 10890388 Anonymous
>>10890365 It's not like she'd really smell it, right?

2 hours later 10890391 Anonymous
>>10890365 Her breath will probably taste/smell like diabetes. I'm not sure she really cares about that. The only pony likely the care at all is Colgate, who's fandom isn't so much well known as it is straight forward. >She looks like toothpaste lol

2 hours later 10890394 Anonymous
>>10890382 >your breath mixes with hers >the gases react, yielding a deadly poison! >you die together, arm in hoof On second thought, just breathing air sounds good too.

2 hours later 10890401 Anonymous
>>10890388 Horses never brush their teeth anyway. I'm sure they wouldn't mind. >>10890391 What exactly does diabetes taste/smell like? Does it taste kinda like cancer?

2 hours later 10890407 Anonymous
>>10890394 Yeah, right, because that's VERY likely to happen...

2 hours later 10890415 Anonymous
>>10890368 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNND AE-LLbw

2 hours later 10890421 Anonymous
>>10890401 Nope. It's sweeter, but still has that taste of impending death

2 hours later 10890430 Anonymous
>>10890401 Diabetis smells like apples. True story.

2 hours later 10890448 Anonymous
>>10890401 Diabeetus smells like wilford brimley

2 hours later 10890455 Anonymous
>>10890401 Have any of you not had a hangover? I kind of don't feel like kissing in the morning at all, even if i drank nothing.

2 hours later 10890463 Anonymous
wilford brimley smells like cliford clinty.

2 hours later 10890480 Anonymous
>>10890455 Nope; I don't get them. I do, however, suffer from morning sickness everyday, so there's a tradeoff. >drink as much as I want >next day, no headache, stomachache, or anything >always feel like puking in the morning due to sinus drainage Shit's gross, man.

2 hours later 10890484 Anonymous
>>10890455 Never had one. I don't often drink alcohol and when I do, it isn't enough to get properly drunk.

2 hours later 10890505 Anonymous
>>10890480 >>10890484 Good for you, but our precious hero not only does, but he also currently smells like vomit. Just trust me on this, you don't want to share morning breath with anyone.

2 hours later 10890506 Anonymous (hwat.jpg 462x409 27kB)
>>10890394 How the fuck is that going to happen?

2 hours later 10890515 Anonymous (fuck you, i colored pinkie pie.png 500x500 71kB)


2 hours later 10890525 Anonymous (pinkieback ride.png 500x500 92kB)
>>10890283 >>10890295 >>10890318 You Grab Pinkie an carry her on your back, singing the whole way to work. You bound in Singing and Aloe interrupts you, asking where you've been all day. They'd already closed early for construction on your room to start. >Health: 95% >stamina: 85% >spaghetti: 11% >inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (10), bits (40), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (7), horse pills (15) spider (bro), dick cream, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), 'fairy blood' (1/3rd bottle)

2 hours later 10890536 Anonymous
>>10890515 How did you color that in so easily and cleanly?

2 hours later 10890539 Anonymous
>>10890515 Nigga's singin' brings a little color to everyone's life.

2 hours later 10890542 Anonymous
>>10890525 Did we tell them we broke our dick yesterday? We can probably use that excuse now. "I had an accident and needed to go to the hospital." Put a hand over Pinkies mouth before she asks what.

2 hours later 10890544 Anonymous
ask where the room is going to be located and will it have whips?

2 hours later 10890547 Anonymous
>>10890542 This. Easy handwave, and we don't have to mention we got drunk last night.

2 hours later 10890549 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10890525 Dodge the question by asking what she did with those diamonds we gave her. Inconspicuously check the open times for the spa, so we know when exactly we need to be here in the future.

2 hours later 10890551 Anonymous
>>10890525 ...I'm just going to suggest the sharing breath thing again, but only because now would be the funniest time to do so. >don't say anything. >just face her and breathe >let Pinkie stay on our shoulders Ok. I'll be back tomorrow. I'm off to have a grand slumber party with the Cutie Mark Crusaders! (we still need to do that too)

2 hours later 10890557 Anonymous
>>10890525 >"You didn't exactly give me a schedule to know when to report in for work..."

2 hours later 10890558 Anonymous
>>10890525 We're carrying a horse. If we keep that up, our strength will probably increase. Maybe we'd even be able to work off that pudge we got going. We should carry our mares around more often.

2 hours later 10890570 Anonymous
Just shrug and say "Daylight savings time". Ask how construction is going.

2 hours later 10890576 Anonymous
>>10890551 >Pinkie leans in from over our shoulder and breathes with us Just leave. Don't say anything.

2 hours later 10890578 Anonymous
>>10890542 >>10890549 This. And then ask if it's okay if we give Pinkie a private treatment (if she wants of course), unless that would interfere with the workers. (they're not working in the actual spa rooms are they?)

2 hours later 10890580 Anonymous
>>10890542 Voting for this.

2 hours later 10890583 Anonymous
>>10890558 I second this motion. We still need another jar of piss/liquid after we wasted the jar of the red stuff

2 hours later 10890588 Anonymous
>>10890536 New layer. Layer mode Multiply. Brush tool. Pony color palette.

2 hours later 10890590 Anonymous
>>10890525 Slap Lotus' ass, she doesn't appear to be paying attention to us.

2 hours later 10890592 Anonymous
>>10890551 >(we still need to do that too) We don't _need_ to, but I guess if we're gonna do that now is a good time since our dick is broken anyway.

2 hours later 10890594 Anonymous
>>10890542 >>10890557 >>10890549 - minus the question dodging These.

2 hours later 10890595 Anonymous
>>10890583 Jarate is a good program to loose weight and work out.

2 hours later 10890599 Anonymous
>>10890590 Is Lotus the one flirting with the pedreiro pony?

3 hours later 10890604 Anonymous (if only i could be so indubitably pink.png 500x500 77kB)


3 hours later 10890610 Anonymous
>>10890592 We do need to do that. Why would you think it isn't an option? The CMC are our best friends forever and we would never violate that bond.

3 hours later 10890611 Anonymous
>>10890599 Unless we're not talking to aloe, yes.

3 hours later 10890614 Anonymous
>>10890610 I never said it wasn't an option. Now would probably be a fine time to do so if we're gonna do it at all. Or after we're done giving Pinkie spa treatment, if it comes to that.

3 hours later 10890619 Anonymous
>>10890588 How did I not think of this?! I really need to get used to using multiply more often.

3 hours later 10890622 Anonymous
>>10890604 You should color the rest of the images too. It would look nice.

3 hours later 10890629 Anonymous
>>10890536 Paintbucket

3 hours later 10890639 Anonymous
>>10890629 MORE LIKE PAINBUCKET AMIRITE? LOL

3 hours later 10890647 Anonymous
>>10890639 MORE LIKE, PLAINFUCKIT RIGHT DUDE?

3 hours later 10890649 Anonymous (pinkie tongues are OP's fetish.png 500x500 92kB)
>>10890542 >>10890547 >>10890580 You tell her you got in a bit of an accident yesterday and had to stay at the hospital. Pinkie starts to talk, but you cover her mouth. She starts licking your palm. Aloe mutters she guesses that's fin and asks if you want to talk to the contractor at all for any specifics. >Health: 95% >stamina: 85% >spaghetti: 11% >inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (10), bits (40), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (7), horse pills (15) spider (bro), dick cream, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), 'fairy blood' (1/3rd bottle) >headed to bed, mengs. Episode tomorrow, since this one was a bit unventful. Backgrounds changes are murder.

3 hours later 10890654 Anonymous
>>10890649 Night OP, Love you. lol, Pinkie doing what we did to Twilight. Everybody is mature.

3 hours later 10890656 Anonymous
>>10890649 Night.

3 hours later 10890657 Anonymous
Too bad she didn't lick our hand before the bath.

3 hours later 10890665 Anonymous
>>10890649 >tfw Pinkie will never lick your hand whilst you cover her mouth. Good night OP, see you tomorrow. <3

3 hours later 10890668 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10890649 >seductive eyes I swear she's kinkier than us, and that's saying something considering our track record. I love it. Good night OP, see ya tomorrow!

3 hours later 10890669 Anonymous (Untitled-1.png 500x500 89kB)


3 hours later 10890678 Anonymous (how pink do you even have to be to do something like that.png 500x500 78kB)
>>10890669

3 hours later 10890683 Anonymous
>>10890669 I love you anon

3 hours later 10890688 Anonymous
>>10890649 Was it uneventful? The hell was I laughing at the last 2 hours... I enjoyed it. We woke Twilight up romantically, did our song and dance, etc. As opposed to a bunch of other episodes lately, wasn't that bad.

3 hours later 10890695 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10890678 I think you got the eye colours mixed, chief - she's looking at us while she licks our hand, isn't she?

3 hours later 10890697 Anonymous
>>10890688

3 hours later 10890701 Anonymous
>>10890695 Pinkie turns into Derpy as she tastes our hand.

3 hours later 10890706 Not Mass Effect Anon
>>10890701 Ah, of course, the usual reaction for all mares. My mistake. Carry on.

3 hours later 10890709 Anonymous (master of paint.png 500x500 101kB)
3 seconds in paint Im so lazy

3 hours later 10890712 Anonymous
>>10890649 >>10890649 Ask for a bar, a king sized bed, and a huge ass aquarium, with a great chill area....this is gunna one sexy bachelor pad....

3 hours later 10890731 Anonymous
>>10890688 Nah, I thought it was pretty good. Even if we didn't strictly speaking accomplish much, it was nice.

3 hours later 10890735 Anonymous
>>10890709 Would have been nice if not for the white remnants where the outlines meet the coloring. You might want to try using a decent software that supports specifying a threshold before stopping, so you can get it to fill out properly.

3 hours later 10890761 Anonymous (spaw.png 1280x720 583kB)
>>10890709 that's not even the color of the spa you pleb

3 hours later 10890771 Anonymous
>>10890761 Interesting. Who is that pony in the reception, and why haven't we met her yet? Has she been on vacation during our presence in Equestria?

3 hours later 10890778 Anonymous
>>10890709 >flesh color >not customary green what is you fool?

3 hours later 10890797 Anonymous
>>10890778 I think it's safe to assume that the ponyville version of anon is people colored, partially due to the fact that he can show emotion.

3 hours later 10890800 Anonymous
>>10890797 as long as he isn't black or mexican or asian

3 hours later 10890810 Anonymous
>>10890800 ok /pol/ shh, dont interupt the OP

3 hours later 10890884 Anonymous (chinese nigga.png 500x500 79kB)
>>10890800

4 hours later 10891127 Anonymous
>>10890884 We Wong now.

4 hours later 10891134 Anonymous (1274386724241.gif 193x217 44kB)
>>10890884

4 hours later 10891169 Anonymous (beach-amy-futurama-4717018-1024-768.jpg 1024x768 97kB)
>>10891127

5 hours later 10891306 Anonymous
Hey op, can someone tomorrow ask op if he has skype

5 hours later 10891335 Anonymous
>>10891306 He said he did but wasn't using it in the last episode I think. IIRC, he said he was going to install it again.

9 hours later 10893989 Anonymous (220px-Buk-M1-2_9A310M1-2.jpg 220x245 15kB)
sup nigga

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