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1 min later 10656412 Anonymous
>de equestria gurrrl

1 min later 10656420 RustyDooks (tumblr_mmoizpxgep1rx232go1_400.png 311x480 73kB)
>>10656401 But I saved that picture from here.

1 min later 10656424 Anonymous
Hi

2 min later 10656425 Anonymous
>>10656420 LIES

2 min later 10656430 Anonymous
>>10656424 Hello anon

2 min later 10656433 Anonymous (87812.jpg 900x589 82kB)
>in Japan, Trixie is "The Oh So Amazing Trixie" >still manages to talk in third person >best voice 10/10 best dub.

2 min later 10656435 Anonymous
rainbow dash

3 min later 10656442 Anonymous
>>10656420 What is that thing?

3 min later 10656452 Anonymous
>>10656430 Tell me anon, would you like sex with a pony?

3 min later 10656454 Anonymous
>>10656266 Did they say where Nightmare Moon came from? Maybe the secret is Luna made her? That would be kind of cool. I bring this up because I was thinking about the name. Maybe instead of because she gave nightmares, the straw that broke the pony's back was all the nightmares and bad dreams she witnessed? She saw ponies scared of things she loved; darkness, nighttime, the unknown. Instead of seeing wonder and mystery they saw monsters and terror. She could blame the fear the ponies had for their over-dependence on the daytime. Maybe she saw Celestia's larger role in their day-to-day lives as a crutch. The Darth Vader-esque irony is she became something of a villain in the ponies' eyes because of her rebellion. >But calling yourself a Nightmare is obviously evil Maybe it became associated with evil? Yes, I'm implying nightmare in their world gained its meaning because of her

4 min later 10656457 Anonymous
>>10656452 Yes anon I would like that.

4 min later 10656460 Anonymous (1368352042780.gif 416x263 102kB)
>>10656337 Visste ikke det, nei.

4 min later 10656461 Anonymous
>>10656452 No thank you. It's too far from the human form to be attractive to me.

4 min later 10656463 Anonymous
If EQG were to hypothetically replace FIM I don't think I'd be fine with it. To me it just kinda seems like a bastardization of the show and to be honest there are plenty of other shows that have done/fill the High School drama already. People would rather hear about the Magical World of Equestria than a random High School.

4 min later 10656467 Anonymous (The Majestic Pegasus.png 1280x720 352kB)
>>10656435 ranbow desh!

5 min later 10656475 Anonymous
>>10656460 >>10656337 Mmm, northern Germanic languages. Oh yeah, tell me dirty things I don't understand.

5 min later 10656486 Anonymous (DSC00120.jpg 1944x1458 203kB)
>this is real art advice from a real book

5 min later 10656488 Anonymous
>>10656460 Will you two get a room already, or at the very least, keep it in the last thread?

6 min later 10656491 Anonymous
>>10656467 So majestic, so vigorous!

6 min later 10656495 Anonymous
>>10656463 Well it's gonna happen, so be ready for it.

6 min later 10656503 Anonymous
Test

7 min later 10656508 Anonymous (1344972990674.png 816x979 214kB)
>>10656460 Storyen bigger visstnok på heroes 6, da. Men nå skal jeg spise mat. Adios, man.

7 min later 10656512 Anonymous (The Majestic Pinkasus.jpg 710x656 80kB)
>>10656491 panko pay!

7 min later 10656514 Anonymous (17.jpg 1224x1632 821kB)
>>10656454 No, they haven't really gone into that. Luna gave some backstory but then had a thought-bubble that she was still keeping a secret about the whole thing.

7 min later 10656515 Anonymous
>>10656475 Mora di lukter råtten smalahove. >>10656488 We're talking, what makes out talk different from yours? You don't understand so you can't constantly butt-in?

7 min later 10656517 Anonymous
>>10656463 True. MLP has things EQG can never have, like magic, mythical beasts, mystical places, ponies and more.

7 min later 10656518 Anonymous
>>10656495 That still remains to be seen. If it does happen I don't plan on watching it

8 min later 10656524 Anonymous
>>10656475 Kjære Anonym. Jeg liker ikke trynet ditt. Med vennlig hilsen Anonym. >>10656515 >smalahove. Mareritt.

8 min later 10656536 Anonymous
>>10656515 >We're talking, what makes out talk different from yours? You're flirting and talking about off-topic stuff like what video games you like. If you're just having a one-on-one conversation with some dude, why bring it to the new horse? It's like you said, you're not an exception.

9 min later 10656544 Anonymous (1368500991430.png 500x704 335kB)
>>10656508 >>10656524 Snakkast, ja.

9 min later 10656550 Anonymous
>>10656517 Indeed. Meanwhile, EQG will show us about Highschool again, nevermind that those kind of highschool are GONE isn't full of cops or some bullshit like that. I don't want to watch something that is a bastardized version of reality. I just want to watch pony to forget these kind of shit.

9 min later 10656553 Anonymous
If you could have sex with any of the mane six and you have to be in the body of one of the OTHER mane six, and take a strapon from the other. Who would it be?

10 min later 10656557 Anonymous (the nile.png 554x1164 539kB)
>>10656518 >That remains to be seen >yfw

10 min later 10656562 Anonymous
>>10656553 None

10 min later 10656570 Anonymous (rarisquid.png 1016x570 339kB)
>>10656512 roroty?

10 min later 10656571 Anonymous
>>10656486 Just try going to a local bookstore and browsing through the art help books. It's oftentimes hilarious the types of ones you'll see. Christopher Hart is always one to avoid, but I've seen a rise in the amount of books teaching you how to draw furries, as of late.

10 min later 10656572 Anonymous
>>10656557 that's a nice argument honey.

10 min later 10656576 Anonymous
>>10656544 Oh Sweetie Belle you're such a naughty pony.

11 min later 10656582 Anonymous
>>10656553 Twilight for magic Rarity to give it to me since she would probably have the most experience with those things

11 min later 10656585 Anonymous
>>10656486 Needs more belts

11 min later 10656591 Anonymous (a city in vietnam.png 248x476 65kB)
>>10656557 >using maps as macros

11 min later 10656594 Anonymous
>>10656572 Dude, the TRAILER's out. Did you think it was faked or something?

12 min later 10656602 Anonymous
>>10656570 People love to edit in those wings, don't they?

12 min later 10656608 Anonymous (1335625643466.jpg 307x354 33kB)
>>10656570 >wings edited in

12 min later 10656610 Anonymous
>>10656536 >flirting Oh lord, wow. Assuming things gets you nowhere, anon.

12 min later 10656613 Anonymous
>>10656602 No.

12 min later 10656615 Anonymous
>>10656557 Until we have official confirmation instead of rumor mongering and I still say this then you can say I'm in denial until then be quiet.

12 min later 10656617 Anonymous
>>10656594 He's not talking about EG happening, he's talking about it replacing FiM.

12 min later 10656618 Anonymous
>>10656571 i am glad these books exist, since they destroy potential future competion

12 min later 10656619 Anonymous
>>10656594 So? He's not saying eqg is not real.

12 min later 10656622 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named)
>>10656594 He's saying it remains to be seen if eqg will REPLACE the show, not if EQG will exist

12 min later 10656623 Anonymous
>>10656591 that is a very ugly map

13 min later 10656626 Anonymous
>>10656570 why does rarity have that many hooves what is she gonna use them for

13 min later 10656627 Anonymous (twolot.png 299x299 160kB)
>>10656570 tworlot!

13 min later 10656629 Anonymous
>>10656617 >>10656619 >>10656622 Your denial will only make your tears more exquisite.

13 min later 10656632 Anonymous
>>10656618 You are one evil man Evil, but understandable

13 min later 10656634 Anonymous
>>10656629 XD

13 min later 10656635 Anonymous (draft horse tally ho.jpg 480x360 12kB)
And see ya tomorrow bronies!

13 min later 10656636 Anonymous
>>10656591 What a ugly place

14 min later 10656641 Anonymous
>>10656629 >he's saying Selective reading to the max

14 min later 10656643 Anonymous
>>10656622 >>10656619 >>10656617 Oh. >>10656615 sorry, I thought you were disbelieving EQG existed at all. That would be pretty silly, at this point.

14 min later 10656644 Anonymous
>>10656602 >>10656608 I thought I had saved the non-edit but I guess I forgot.

14 min later 10656648 Anonymous
>>10656594 It was a trailer FOR A MOVIE. I'm not denying anything about the Movie. But a series we'll just wait and see.

14 min later 10656649 Anonymous
>>10656629 >>10656622 >>10656619 >>10656617 I wish we had someone on the inside that can but an end to this rumor.

14 min later 10656650 Anonymous
>>10656615 There's also the fact that it is made by an entirely different studio by entirely different people. Also also there's the fact that since this is such a divisive topic it's very easy for people to bamboozle anyone on this board by posting about it.

15 min later 10656661 Anonymous
>>10656649 Hasbro's my uncle, but that asshole's not telling me anything

15 min later 10656662 Anonymous
>>10656650 >entirely different studio >entirely different people They're moving the FiM staff over. Season 4 is the end. Face it.

15 min later 10656664 Anonymous
Heh... remember all that hype leading up to Magic Duel? Remember the 30 seconds that everyone flipped a shit because we thought the r63 spell was real? Season 3 definitely had its moments.

15 min later 10656668 Anonymous
>>10656553 I'd take it from Rarity, probably as Applejack. It would be pretty neat to be strong and getting fucked in the ass. New experiences are special, now I'm having two at once!

16 min later 10656681 Anonymous
>>10656664 I thought it was pretty obvious before they even started that scene that it would all be tricks, but it was fun to act like they weren't.

16 min later 10656683 Anonymous
>>10656662 sure thing honey.

16 min later 10656687 Anonymous (1367478677226.jpg 307x326 45kB)
THE FIRST COMMUNITY MADE UPDATE IT'S HAPPENING

16 min later 10656688 Anonymous
>>10656664 Of course it did The only real problems S3 had were the length and, arguably, the last episode's rushed narrative Everything else was up to par with the rest of the show

16 min later 10656691 Anonymous
>>10656664 Yeah, I remember that. That was the best moment in my opinion. The people I was watching it with FLIPPED THEIR SHIT.

16 min later 10656692 Anonymous
>>10656664 Just because she faked it doesn't mean it's not real. She also faked the age spell and stuff.

16 min later 10656693 Anonymous
>>10656668 Why would Rarity want to have sex with Applejack?

16 min later 10656696 Anonymous (1341417830328.jpg 500x500 163kB)
>>10656650 >it's very easy for people to bamboozle anyone on this board by posting about it >>10656662 >hey're moving the FiM staff over. Season 4 is the end. Face it. well whaddaya know

17 min later 10656698 Anonymous
>>10656650 >different studio by entirely different people Sorry but that is untrue. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2149505/ Siby or whoever already tweeted that she story boarded it. It's the same staff man.

17 min later 10656699 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named)
>>10656649 Unfortunately, if the entire staff mad an hour long presentation on why the show wasn't ending because of EQG, the rumor wouldn't end until season 5 aired, because people who KNEW it was fake would propagate it for the people who dont know its fake, just like that ultrashopped picture of EQG humans with normal ponies

17 min later 10656702 Anonymous
>>10656687 Sure thing, honey.

17 min later 10656704 Anonymous (1357012615890.png 1500x2050 1609kB)
>>10656648 gotcha, man. Actually, I'm with you on that one, so this was stupid on my part squared. This horse will just have to do as an apology.

17 min later 10656708 Anonymous
You get to go to Equestria, but must roll a 20 on your save vs Death. otherwise, you ded. Can you do it?

17 min later 10656711 Anonymous
>>10656632 it sorts out the casuals and those foolish enough to think that they can find a quick fix for their art problems

18 min later 10656712 Anonymous
>>10656699 Sure thing, honey.

18 min later 10656713 Anonymous
>>10656698 I kind of wish the staff and popular bronies would just shut the fuck up.

18 min later 10656716 Anonymous (1335878029535.jpg 610x542 41kB)
>>10656664 I thought that episode would doom Trixie for sure. I was glad that wasn't the case and I consider it one of the top episode of season 3.

18 min later 10656718 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dJLFEdvnXQ

18 min later 10656725 Anonymous
>>10656716 I was surprised that they confirmed Twixie in that episode.

19 min later 10656729 Anonymous (rollin.gif 640x360 2660kB)
>>10656708 I've got my d20 right here, rolling like a motherfucker

19 min later 10656732 MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named)
>>10656712 O-oh gosh, n-noones ever called me that before

19 min later 10656740 Anonymous
>>10656718 I didn't think it was possible to sound like you were wearing a fedora.

19 min later 10656742 Anonymous
>>10656698 is it time to panic then?

20 min later 10656747 Anonymous
It doesn't go S1-2-3 It goes: Original season, Silly season and New season.

20 min later 10656750 Anonymous
>>10656729 Why is Pinkie Pie rolling and not using the pop-a-matic?

20 min later 10656753 Anonymous
>People saying FiM is ending >After the massive revenue it had >After Hasbro executives saying they're giving it top priority >After confirming S4 will have increased budget >After the writers hinting multiple times that there would still be many seasons after the 3rd one Guys please I know you guys really want the ride to end But it's just not happening We're in this for a long, long time Buckle up, homestuck

20 min later 10656758 Anonymous
>>10656747 It goes S1-S2-S3.

20 min later 10656759 Anonymous (tumblr_m5bbylISBm1qe867lo1_1280.png 637x351 300kB)
>>10656725 >confirming ships >any episode

21 min later 10656764 Anonymous (1342805791098.gif 400x225 1261kB)
>>10656747

21 min later 10656766 Anonymous
>>10656753 >homestuck

21 min later 10656767 Anonymous (1335546108018.png 960x590 154kB)
>>10656725 I remember people speculate that she would be an apprentice of Sombra and some bullshit like that.

21 min later 10656768 Anonymous
>>10656718 Sounds like the theme to The Illusionist

21 min later 10656769 Anonymous
>>10656753 >After the writers hinting multiple times that there would still be many seasons after the 3rd one Gonna need a source on that one.

21 min later 10656779 Anonymous
>>10656747 It goes: My penis, your mum, her vag.

21 min later 10656782 Anonymous (wizard beard.gif 320x320 55kB)
>>10656729 rolled a 19. My CON is pretty shit, but I'm going to hazard I made that save. Don't worry, guys, I'll make sure to read up on Planeswalking so y'all can come with me. >>10656750 I don't rightly know

22 min later 10656792 Anonymous (angry asian.jpg 225x225 6kB)
>>10656725 >shipfags

22 min later 10656799 Anonymous
>>10656750 Because that's the Panic Button. When someone lands on the Panic Space the last one to hit the Panic Button gets fucked in the butt.

23 min later 10656800 Anonymous
>>10656782 I wish I was in that wizard position. A cute pony playing your beard and you relax in bliss.

23 min later 10656811 Anonymous
>>10656767 It would have been really great if they tied it into Sombra

23 min later 10656817 Anonymous (1312788361682.jpg 800x600 232kB)
>>10656635 That horse penis is alright I guess...

23 min later 10656819 Anonymous
>>10656769 I believe the main storyboarder posted a ''poem'' of sorts shortly after S3 was announced to be only 13 episodes long talking about ''so many seasons''

23 min later 10656820 Anonymous (pet pony.png 2311x1601 392kB)
>wanting to be a slave

24 min later 10656828 Anonymous
>>10656799 >"Oh my! Looks like I was the last one again!~" >"Rarity, if you're not gonna play the game just leave."

24 min later 10656831 Anonymous
>>10656792 >denial lel

24 min later 10656832 Glitter Glue (mlpg.png 949x1254 255kB)
what if ponies found mlpg

24 min later 10656839 Anonymous
>>10656769 I don't know about writers but both Anderson and Ingram said that multiple seasons are coming after 3

24 min later 10656843 Anonymous
>>10656799 >MLPG plays Pony Panic >no one wants to hit the panic button

25 min later 10656846 Anonymous
>>10656767 >>10656811 You know, something like that would go further to actually making Sombra the "Sauron-like threat" he was supposed to be.

25 min later 10656847 Anonymous
>>10656817 >shopping a horsedick to be bigger to what purpose

25 min later 10656856 Anonymous
>>10656832 I would ask Twilight Sparkle for her Skype. Everyone would ask Rarity to stram.

25 min later 10656857 Anonymous
>>10656819 >>10656839 And the source?

26 min later 10656862 Nobody
>>10656846 Don't be silly, perfect pretty princesses don't need scary things like that.

26 min later 10656872 Anonymous
>>10656832 Does MLP exist in the EQD universe?

26 min later 10656878 Anonymous
>>10656872 >EQD *EQG

27 min later 10656880 Anonymous
>>10656872 no

27 min later 10656884 Anonymous
>>10656872 EQD?

27 min later 10656885 Anonymous
>>10656872 No, I think they're just there for the fandom.

27 min later 10656888 Anonymous (pet pony.jpg 1192x4650 2613kB)
>>10656820 >not wanting to be EA's pet pony

27 min later 10656892 Anonymous
>>10656819 That was Will Anderson composer of the Background music for the show. I really need to go back and listen to some of the BG music for this show

28 min later 10656895 Anonymous
>>10656872 It's a idealistic paradise, that's like asking if aids exists in heaven.

28 min later 10656897 Anonymous
Celestia is going to die in Season 4.

28 min later 10656901 Anonymous
>>10656872 What if Twilight goes through the mirror, becomes human, and finds a website all about discussing mareginas and which of her pony friends back in Equestria people want to fuck, and which of them likes anal sex the most, and pages upon pages of lewd drawings Do you think she'd tell them when she got back home?

28 min later 10656904 Anonymous
>>10656857 Anderson's DA I think Ingram's DA too. Don't rememver

28 min later 10656905 Anonymous (1363157546683.png 418x420 166kB)
>>10656832 Fluttershy would die of embarrassment.

28 min later 10656907 Anonymous
>>10656897 Dont say stuff like that, Anon

28 min later 10656912 Anonymous
>Hans Zimmer will never compose the score for an MLP FiM Movie

29 min later 10656914 Anonymous
>>10656901 >"It's amazing how accurate they all were! Are you sure you haven't seen any hidden cameras around?"

29 min later 10656916 Anonymous
>>10656897 >implying she hasn't already been replaced by Cadence anyway

29 min later 10656919 Anonymous (normalfag going for a ride.jpg 334x500 178kB)
>>10656753

29 min later 10656922 Anonymous
>>10656857 I think they mean this is one at least. willheim.deviantart.com/journal/don -t-worry-317411927

29 min later 10656923 Anonymous (1365891991211.gif 320x299 432kB)
>>10656888 >mfw I keep having pet pony dreams/slutty mare dreams Only if I knew how to art...

29 min later 10656931 Anonymous
>>10656888 Oh god, yes. Yes. I want to suck him so badly, for all those stories

30 min later 10656934 Anonymous
>>10656919 hedless your should really knock that shit off

30 min later 10656937 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mv1Pnqr9RA

30 min later 10656952 Anonymous
>>10656912 How do you feel about Steven Jablonsky?

31 min later 10656953 Anonymous
My Little Pony is shit. Stop watching My Little Pony.

31 min later 10656955 Anonymous
>>10656923 Are you a slutty pony or a master in those dreams?

31 min later 10656963 Anonymous
>>10656937 3/10

31 min later 10656965 Anonymous
>>10656953 I haven't watched it in months.

31 min later 10656968 Anonymous
>>10656953 I should buy a horse mask.

31 min later 10656972 Anonymous
>>10656955 I'm the pony.

32 min later 10656981 Anonymous
>>10656968 heh, that ad is showing right now.

33 min later 10656992 Anonymous
>>10656952 I can dig it

33 min later 10656998 Anonymous
>>10656953 OKay gooodbye everyone, i'mm leaving this ride

33 min later 10656999 Anonymous
>>10656981 I'm getting closer to feeling like I should buy a horse mask.

33 min later 10657004 Anonymous
>>10656953 I'm leaving MLPG forever.

33 min later 10657007 Anonymous
>>10656968 I will. I'm just waiting for a good moment, when I will have something to celebrate.

34 min later 10657009 Anonymous (Dash Shoulder bite.png 341x360 27kB)
What is she dreaming about?

34 min later 10657012 Anonymous (laughing horses.gif 580x326 1622kB)
>>10657004

34 min later 10657013 Anonymous
>>10657009 human dicks

34 min later 10657017 Anonymous
>>10657009 Rabies

34 min later 10657019 Anonymous
>>10656972 You're not the only one. mare or stallion?

34 min later 10657022 Anonymous (Nicole just being herself at EQLA 2013.png 800x600 136kB)
>>10657004 >mfw "That's it, I'm leaving the Fandom!" was a popular meme at EQLA.

35 min later 10657025 Anonymous
>>10657007 what's a better thing to celebrate than buying a horse mask? I should buy a horse mask.

35 min later 10657026 Anonymous
>>10657009 _Me_

35 min later 10657034 Anonymous
>>10657026 You must be delicious

36 min later 10657037 Anonymous
>>10657009 >nnnh IWTCIRD

37 min later 10657051 Anonymous
>>10657037 You already know where I'm going to link you.

37 min later 10657052 Anonymous
>>10657017 http://youtu.be/imRhPF931Do Horses can get rabies.

37 min later 10657054 Anonymous
>>10657022 Our memes are so much better.

38 min later 10657071 Anonymous (1368200081444.gif 547x555 674kB)
>>10657019 Mare Sometimes the dreams feel so real also I hear my own feminine voice, which makes the dreams even better

38 min later 10657075 Anonymous
>>10656923 >tfw i art and co-wrote >>10656888 but muh powerlevel...

38 min later 10657078 Anonymous
>>10657054 before the bastardization of them, yeah.

39 min later 10657097 Anonymous
>>10656384 >Spike the cowardly dog! Dooks, I will end you.

40 min later 10657099 Anonymous
>>10657071 >>10657019 >>10656923 TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

41 min later 10657107 Anonymous
>>10657019 >>10657071 I'm getting really turned on. And jelly. Why can't have I dreams like that? I want to be a slutty pony, too

41 min later 10657108 Anonymous
>>10657071 My last dream was fucking awesome. Was some kind of pilot in a orbital military or something. 10 out of fucking 10 would dream about again.

41 min later 10657117 Anonymous
>>10657071 That's hot. And I know exactly how you feel. Do you like the dreams?

41 min later 10657118 Anonymous
>>10657107 Learn how to lucid dream and you can be a slutty pony too!

42 min later 10657121 Anonymous
>>10657099 One time I put the TV remote up my ass (not gay or anything just wanted to see how it felt) and left it out, then my dad came home and used it to watch TV for the rest of the night

42 min later 10657127 Anonymous
Wait wait... Someone drew EA as a futa alicorn? source?

42 min later 10657130 Anonymous
>>10657118 >you will never slut it up in ponyville

42 min later 10657133 Anonymous (You probably are actually.png 842x464 776kB)
Why haven't you grown taller than all your friends?

43 min later 10657140 Anonymous
>you will never be a qt π pony princess getting sexually serviced all day and all night outside of public appearances by a harem of fillies, mares, colts or stallions, depending on your mood, stuck in a near constant orgasmic state

43 min later 10657141 Anonymous
>>10657133 I stopped at 5'6. Oh well.

43 min later 10657142 Anonymous (1361760554105.png 259x194 87kB)
>>10657121 I was thinking more along the lines of >>10657118

44 min later 10657148 Anonymous
>>10657133 Look at those fucking hats on dash and rarara. Maximum swag.

44 min later 10657149 Anonymous
>>10657142 It's alright, he didn't notice it

44 min later 10657151 Anonymous
>>10657127 There was some talk about designing EA's OC, but i left so i know where it went

44 min later 10657152 Anonymous
I dont know if this has been addressed but, will spike still be able to talk even though he is a dog?

44 min later 10657154 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=hie eq0KxUFw

44 min later 10657157 Anonymous
>>10657117 I love them. It's mostly sexual, but being a good pet also feels good too and also feeling pretty

44 min later 10657160 Anonymous
>>10657151 Time to check the archive.

44 min later 10657161 Anonymous
>>10657133 I already did. Having manlet friends is funny

44 min later 10657166 Anonymous
>>10657141 >manlet That must suck, my condolences

44 min later 10657168 Anonymous
>>10657152 If he can it will be Scooby Doo'd. So pray 'no'.

44 min later 10657169 Anonymous
>>10657133 check out that background mare checking out applejack's sweet ass

45 min later 10657176 Anonymous
>>10657130 >>10657140 I can't handle these feels. WHY CAN'T I BE THE LITTLE PONY???

45 min later 10657177 Anonymous
>>10657133 >implying my friends are taller than me

45 min later 10657181 Anonymous
>>10657152 no dogs can't talk

45 min later 10657183 Anonymous (Meditation_brain.jpg 432x324 40kB)
>>10657140 There are better pleasures than those of the flesh.

45 min later 10657185 Anonymous
>>10657169 >not checking out AJ's applebottom

45 min later 10657186 Anonymous
>>10657176 Because you've got a man face.

45 min later 10657187 Anonymous
>>10657133 Those princess shoes add a lot to her height.

46 min later 10657196 Anonymous
>>10657133 I have no friends to grow taller than.

46 min later 10657197 Anonymous
>>10657157 Are you serving humans, or other ponies?

46 min later 10657198 Anonymous
>>10657154 I giggled

46 min later 10657199 Anonymous
http://youtu.be/WUoyyhX1_Yk By the way, mares do mount other mares IRL.

46 min later 10657202 Anonymous
>>10657183 Tulpa pls go

46 min later 10657203 Anonymous
>>10657154 I wish FiW were funny

46 min later 10657205 Anonymous
>>10657196 Probably because you're too short.

46 min later 10657206 Anonymous
>>10657157 I know those feels You should go to the Petpony IRC.

46 min later 10657208 Anonymous (1366350582527.jpg 446x451 21kB)
>>10657166 I don't give a fuck.

46 min later 10657210 Anonymous (1358709358546.png 1071x510 115kB)
>>10657133 I'm taller than my entire family

47 min later 10657217 Anonymous (Yeah...it's the shoes, that's the ticket.jpg 696x454 38kB)
>>10657187

48 min later 10657227 Anonymous (that is my nigga.png 517x307 131kB)
>>10657141 I like being small.

48 min later 10657233 Anonymous
>>10657206 link? >>10657197 Humans.

48 min later 10657235 Anonymous
>>10657157 >>10657118 lucid dreams, you say? I've always heard about them, but can you honestly and seriously simulate anything in dreamland like that? I mean, something tells me if I try and jerk myself off with my mind while I'm asleep, I'm just going to wind up waking up with blueballs.

48 min later 10657237 Anonymous
>>10657227 But you're not small, Twily.

48 min later 10657239 Anonymous
>>10657152 It would be funny if he could. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUmM g4iB848

48 min later 10657243 Anonymous
>>10657154 hehe.

49 min later 10657245 Anonymous (268293__UNOPT__safe_queen-chrysalis.png 526x940 66kB)
>>10657227 It's nice being able to blend into crowds and be easily passed over.

49 min later 10657256 Anonymous
>>10657227 >5'6 >small

49 min later 10657261 Anonymous (Untitled.jpg 1280x1024 199kB)
I haven't been online since Tuesday because of my ISP having an outage. Luckily, no one seems to have missed me. Anywho, look what I got in the mail.

50 min later 10657266 Anonymous
>>10657256 Maybe in Japan

50 min later 10657268 Anonymous
>>10657256 It's average. 5'7 reporting in

50 min later 10657270 Anonymous
>>10657256 Five foot six is well below average for adult men.

50 min later 10657275 Anonymous
>>10657261 Oh how far you have fallen, son I'm proud

50 min later 10657280 Anonymous (1367149013887.jpg 360x479 25kB)
>>10657261 FOR WHAT PVRPOSE

50 min later 10657281 Anonymous
>>10657261 >all that autism

51 min later 10657289 Anonymous (nice.jpg 550x336 45kB)
>>10657261 Mind showing the other side?

51 min later 10657293 Anonymous
>>10657256 >anything below 5'10

51 min later 10657295 Anonymous
>>10657289 The other side is blank.

51 min later 10657298 Anonymous (1322112926340.jpg 900x619 123kB)
What the fuck is with you people and sexual dreams? They're fucking dreams, you should dream of something awesome or badass.

51 min later 10657299 Anonymous (JaketheDog.gif 500x389 270kB)
>>10657261 >it was corwin all along I can't even, I'll just go lay on the floor

52 min later 10657308 Anonymous
>>10657261 >>10657295 Corwin why Just why

52 min later 10657309 Anonymous
>>10657298 Like sex?

53 min later 10657320 Anonymous
>>10657298 >something awesome Like sex?

53 min later 10657321 Anonymous
>>10657309 Like sex with FIGHTER JETS

53 min later 10657322 Anonymous
>>10657298 No. I like being a pony.

53 min later 10657324 Anonymous
>>10657280 >>10657308 Because life is far too short.

53 min later 10657325 Anonymous
>>10657308 He is a true wizard, his familiar is this pillow.

53 min later 10657326 Anonymous
>>10657299 It hasn't been a secret.

53 min later 10657328 Anonymous (image.jpg 300x57 3kB)
>>10657280 Don't act like you don't know.

53 min later 10657330 Anonymous
>>10657298 I figure if I jerk off while I'm asleep, maybe I can get something done during my conscious free time. Perfect simulation of being the slutty mare is just a bonus.

53 min later 10657334 Anonymous (1358496303029.png 231x231 95kB)
>>10657309 >>10657320 >>10657321

53 min later 10657337 Anonymous
>>10657326 >>10657328 Really? How did you guys knew?

53 min later 10657339 Anonymous (what am I doing with my life.png 601x695 4kB)
>>10657261

54 min later 10657340 Anonymous
>>10657330 And do you?

54 min later 10657341 Anonymous
>>10657330 not that I've managed yet, that is.

54 min later 10657343 Anonymous (1358670254986.jpg 780x589 64kB)
>>10657328 >>10657324 Pls no

54 min later 10657346 Anonymous
>>10657337 He told us he was ordering it. He showed us the picture. He said he was waiting for it.

54 min later 10657349 Anonymous
>>10657330 >Perfect simulation of being the slutty mare Are you being honest, or are you joking?

54 min later 10657350 Anonymous
>>10657321 Jessy,pls

54 min later 10657353 Anonymous (1361382272927.gif 680x680 829kB)
>>10657261

54 min later 10657357 Anonymous
>>10657325 >not a Mewball sized Pinkie plush

54 min later 10657362 Anonymous (1310812214644.jpg 329x335 81kB)


55 min later 10657364 Anonymous
>>10657295 Aw, that's a shame. Still, nice. Does your heart tremble a little when you hug it?

55 min later 10657365 Anonymous
>>10657298 The reason why I mentioned the LK Lander earlier was because I recently dreamt about being a cosmonaut going to the moon. The nice thing about the LK is that is a one man craft, so I have the moon to myself and don't have to share it with some other asshole.

55 min later 10657367 Anonymous
http://youtu.be/iWAVVUlXZ78

55 min later 10657369 Anonymous
>>10657353 Pinkie Pie, please be a good character again. You haven't been in two seasons...

55 min later 10657370 Anonymous
>>10657349 you're new to this ain'tcha

55 min later 10657372 Anonymous
>>10657349 >>10657340 see >>10657341

55 min later 10657373 Anonymous (On the internet, nobody knows you're Leonardo DiCaprio.png 395x397 93kB)
>>10657362 Fgt

56 min later 10657380 RustyDooks (i feel it.jpg 500x375 20kB)
>>10657343 Oh god that reaction face again

56 min later 10657381 Anonymous
>>10657365 >shipping LKxCosmo

56 min later 10657385 Anonymous
>>10657369 >implying Pinkie Pie has ever been good

56 min later 10657387 Anonymous
>>10657373 >>10657362 jesus,di caprio is hot.

56 min later 10657390 Anonymous
>>10657261 You still gonna design an Edith daki?

56 min later 10657393 rediv
>>10657261 how long did it take you to get it

56 min later 10657395 Anonymous
>>10657373 Well, he does have a lot in common with other Internet users They don't have an Oscar either

57 min later 10657397 Anonymous (1.jpg 375x500 119kB)
>>10657380

57 min later 10657399 Anonymous
>>10657357 Actually, that's one thing. She is really huge on the pillow, maybe even a bit bigger than mewball size. It's okay though, the image is very clear. >>10657364 I will admit: It's pretty cool. And just a word of warning to anyone else planning to buy one from Artcow: Don't let anyone else pick up your mail. Right there on the outside of the package, it says "ONE BODYPILLOW CASE" and it will raise questions.

57 min later 10657400 Anonymous
>>10657261 >Luckily, no one seems to have missed me. You seem like a pretty great guy, and I'm a fan of your work as well.

57 min later 10657401 Anonymous
>>10657393 RED PLS

57 min later 10657402 Anonymous
>>10657365 I dreamed I was with an alien race glassing planets. Fucking Halo. It was cool. But fucking Halo.

57 min later 10657406 Anonymous
It really is quite sad people actually pay a fucking penny of virtual fucking items.

58 min later 10657412 Anonymous
>>10657406 It is really quite sad people actually hate fun

58 min later 10657416 Anonymous
>>10657406 Who's Penny

58 min later 10657418 Anonymous
>>10657381 they slept together at the last bronycon

58 min later 10657422 Anonymous
>>10657416 it's a currency you american

59 min later 10657426 rediv
>>10657401 you cant stop me

59 min later 10657427 Anonymous
>>10657406 Because spending money on useless and frivolous physical items is so much better?

59 min later 10657428 Anonymous
>>10656832 What if your favorite pony found all the posts you made about her on MLPG

59 min later 10657429 Anonymous
>>10657406 I'm sad I can't make any virtual items to make money off

59 min later 10657432 Anonymous
>>10657418 but muh LKxJessy

59 min later 10657433 Anonymous
>>10657406 does anybody want my trading card beta invites

59 min later 10657434 Anonymous
>>10657397 AW GOD WHY

59 min later 10657435 Anonymous
>>10657393 It shipped on May 6th and got it in the mail yesterday. >>10657390 When I learn something about finishing up images and making them look good. Someone said they wanted one, and I'd be happy do create an image for it if only I felt like my stuff was print-worthy at this point. >>10657400 I was just joking. But really, no one missed me.

59 min later 10657437 Anonymous
>>10657426 What pony would you get?

59 min later 10657439 Anonymous
>>10657298 I have been having a lotof nightmares recently does that count?

59 min later 10657441 RustyDooks (2955b7857f65e9a03f9539b.gif 400x210 1941kB)
>>10657397

59 min later 10657444 Anonymous
>>10657422 It's a joke you commie

1 hours later 10657447 Anonymous
>>10657439 Are they awesome nightmares?

1 hours later 10657451 Anonymous
>>10657426 I can feel shame for you though.

1 hours later 10657453 Anonymous (8.jpg 500x334 74kB)
>>10657441

1 hours later 10657454 rediv
>>10657437 im not getting a pony >>10657435 ah, okay i ordered one a few days ago so im just curious

1 hours later 10657457 Anonymous
>>10657406 Yeah, like video games themselves.

1 hours later 10657462 Anonymous (corwin and pinkie senator.png 1156x861 332kB)
>>10657435 fuck you I will miss you when you are gone and you can't stop me asshole

1 hours later 10657464 Anonymous
>>10657454 Who are you getting?

1 hours later 10657466 Anonymous
>>10657454 >I'm not getting a pony I thought you were cool

1 hours later 10657469 Anonymous (1318813421569.jpg 500x458 45kB)
It's weird when you remember this is a cartoon thread.

1 hours later 10657471 Anonymous
>>10657261 I can't tell if you're more autistic than Nanaki.

1 hours later 10657473 Anonymous
>>10657406 These are the same people who think art is worth anything, you can't expect anything out of them.

1 hours later 10657474 Anonymous
>>10657454 rediv confirmed for landwhale

1 hours later 10657477 Anonymous (1341416343596.jpg 598x465 96kB)
>>10657469 No we /an/ now

1 hours later 10657481 rediv
>>10657464 >>10657466 im getting one as a joke i put something hilarious on it >>10657474 i wish

1 hours later 10657483 Anonymous (blank flanks.jpg 1920x1080 156kB)
>>10657469 Cartoons are for little girls.

1 hours later 10657489 Anonymous
>>10657481 >im getting one as a joke That's always how it starts.

1 hours later 10657490 Anonymous
>>10657483 Your face is for little girls

1 hours later 10657492 Anonymous
>>10657406 People should spend their own money only in the way I want them to! >: (

1 hours later 10657496 Anonymous
>>10657397 >>10657453 I just went and looked at my cat's tongue. I never realized.

1 hours later 10657502 Anonymous
>>10657471 Think what you will, anon, this pillow is easily the single most embarrassing thing I own. I feel guilty for hiding her away, though. ;_:

1 hours later 10657503 Nobody (This goat is broken.gif 245x245 565kB)
We cute aminals now

1 hours later 10657509 Anonymous
>>10657490 woah anon careful

1 hours later 10657512 Anonymous
>>10657406 Dude, people pay to see shitty fetish art of MLP characters. That's even worse.

1 hours later 10657513 Anonymous (1310456753668s.jpg 251x201 6kB)
>>10657503 Okay, here's a cute animal.

1 hours later 10657514 Anonymous (1363234546630.jpg 460x458 31kB)
>>10657503 so cute

1 hours later 10657520 Anonymous (1365624439364.png 849x941 215kB)
>>10657469 >Thread about a kids show >I'm talking about how I have dreams about being one of the main creatures on the show and being fucked by humans

1 hours later 10657522 Anonymous (equestria girls.jpg 816x480 98kB)
CUTE ANIMALS YOU SAY

1 hours later 10657523 rediv
>>10657513 RAWHIDE KOBAYASHI

1 hours later 10657527 Anonymous
>>10657489 >implying she's just not just going to snuggle one at night

1 hours later 10657529 Anonymous
>>10657481 >i wish Why don't you just...eat food?

1 hours later 10657531 Anonymous (1361704499318.gif 285x214 3120kB)
>>10657503

1 hours later 10657534 Anonymous
>>10657513 Westaboos are hilarious

1 hours later 10657539 Anonymous
>>10657522 THOSE AREN'T CUTE

1 hours later 10657544 Anonymous
>>10657512 It's amazing and depressing the kinds of things people will throw their money at. GHANDI WAS RIGHT.

1 hours later 10657546 Anonymous
>>10657531 I find it so crazy that this guy is playing with an eel like this. I mean those things will bite you out of curiosity and those fuckers have some serious teeth with bacteria in there too.

1 hours later 10657549 Anonymous
>>10657529 >eating food >2013 pls

1 hours later 10657552 Anonymous (scootaloo flies moth.jpg 1600x1527 252kB)
why haven't you been fwomped today

1 hours later 10657559 Anonymous (1355320865684.gif 166x173 1555kB)


1 hours later 10657569 rediv
>>10657527 i probably will, its a stupid character but i still like the character at least >>10657529 i eat a lot of food, i just cant gain weight, ive only been slightly chubby, i cant be anything more

1 hours later 10657570 Anonymous (1367467943334.gif 351x263 2092kB)
>>10657531 I want one.

1 hours later 10657572 Anonymous
>>10657531 >been watching youtube videos about wild animals interacting with people >want a pet crow/raven really badly

1 hours later 10657574 Anonymous
>>10657522 .... Pinkie looks cute. Even if they ruined her.

1 hours later 10657581 Anonymous
>>10657534 I love the way easterners seem to think all Americans are cowboys. Not that we never get stereotypes wrong.

1 hours later 10657582 Anonymous (1363867578106.gif 400x360 2096kB)
>>10657552 I have

1 hours later 10657587 Anonymous
>>10657009 This world needs more ponies lovebiting anon.

1 hours later 10657591 Anonymous (AJ too many apples.png 800x628 54kB)
>>10657581 You're not a cowboy?

1 hours later 10657592 Anonymous (1357050996408.jpg 287x350 21kB)
>>10657569 >complaining becasue you can't be fat Women, Gentlemen.

1 hours later 10657594 Anonymous
>>10657569 >that fucking feel I wish I could stuff myself, but I just cannot bring myself to down more than a few mouthfuls It sucks

1 hours later 10657597 Anonymous
>>10657572 >get pet raven >teach it to say "Nevermore!" >get laid by a bunch of goths and lit nerds

1 hours later 10657600 Anonymous (pone poneing ball.gif 300x220 216kB)
Wanted to post silly horse but I only have silly pone.

1 hours later 10657605 Anonymous (Anon and Tiny Fluttershy nibble.png 485x460 59kB)
>>10657587 It's a pretty cute premise. I used to like it when my puppy would play bite me.

1 hours later 10657607 Anonymous
>>10657570 nope! only cute animals pls.

1 hours later 10657612 Anonymous
>>10657570 SHOOT IT WITH A GUN

1 hours later 10657617 Anonymous
>>10657581 >Not being a cowboy

1 hours later 10657620 Anonymous
>>10657592 Well I do know that feel. I'm skinny as fuck and never gain weight.

1 hours later 10657621 Anonymous
>>10657600 >pone poneing ball.gif That pone isn't poneing that ball she isn't even using her vagina

1 hours later 10657626 Anonymous
>>10657605 I want to pet that tiny Fluttershy.

1 hours later 10657628 Anonymous
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/98 785/2/the-four-and-one-erebi-nights /day-one is this worth the read and fap?

1 hours later 10657630 Anonymous (1360239299638.gif 252x190 502kB)
>>10657592 It's a real pain if you're trying to gain muscle.

1 hours later 10657632 Anonymous (natureissofacinating.png 1495x650 1664kB)
>>10657570

1 hours later 10657640 rediv (i am a beautiful wonan.jpg 250x264 88kB)
>>10657630 >tfw cant be stronk

1 hours later 10657642 Anonymous (1360241549427.gif 352x211 2050kB)
>>10657632

1 hours later 10657647 Anonymous
>>10657620 Eat honey and butter. Then tell me you won't get fat, you miserable bastard.

1 hours later 10657660 Anonymous
>>10657647 That sounds disgusting.

1 hours later 10657662 Anonymous
>>10657520 You really like this concept, don't you? Talking about it all the time... Few more years of those dreams and you will be craving human cock more than anything. You will start shaving your body, wearing feminine clothes and paying more and more attention to the guys.

1 hours later 10657665 Anonymous
>>10657660 honey-butter is dank GOMAD is a better option though

1 hours later 10657671 rediv
>>10657647 that's literally what i just had for breakfast

1 hours later 10657676 Anonymous
>>10657630 >Eat 3 meals a day >feel really hungry all the time >not gaining any weight I have no idea what the fuck is happening to me

1 hours later 10657677 Anonymous (Shoulder Fluttershy Anon Tiny.png 525x531 52kB)
>>10657626 I would keep a tiny Fluttershy in my house like a pet.

1 hours later 10657683 Anonymous (1360234967226.gif 245x200 2020kB)


1 hours later 10657687 Anonymous
>>10657605 >>10657677 I would keep tiny fluttershy in my kitchen like a wife.

1 hours later 10657689 Anonymous
>>10657662 Oh good lord.... I can resist.

1 hours later 10657690 Anonymous
>>10657660 >>10657671 hahaha

1 hours later 10657691 Anonymous
>All these slutty mares >Not a single stallion

1 hours later 10657693 Anonymous
>>10657671 I hate you so much.

1 hours later 10657705 Anonymous
>>10657677 >"Is it legal to keep a pony in your house as a pet, like a dog"

1 hours later 10657707 Nobody (Goat.exe has failed.gif 320x240 2300kB)
>>10657683 Well now I really want a pet goat.

1 hours later 10657709 Anonymous (56434.png 627x700 163kB)
>>10657677 Mabye, but having a Fluttershy like that requires me to go to the park or the zoo. I want to show her all the nature that happens around her. She might be the reason to go outside.

1 hours later 10657711 Anonymous
>>10657671 Such a shame. World needs more chubbies, less landwhales.

1 hours later 10657712 Anonymous (Fluttershy makes a Salad.jpg 825x638 345kB)
>>10657687 She'd probably cook you tiny little meals too

1 hours later 10657713 Anonymous
>>10657691 I'm here, I'm here. I just don't like fucking guys.

1 hours later 10657719 Anonymous
>>10657676 >only 3 what how can you expect to gain weight with that I eat 4 and i can't gain shit. Neither muscle nor fat.

1 hours later 10657728 Nobody
>>10657709 >park or zoo >not going innawoods You don't deserve a pone. I'm revoking your licence.

1 hours later 10657729 Anonymous
>>10657709 You make it sound like that's a bad thing. I'd love to take Fluttershy to the zoo.

1 hours later 10657733 Anonymous
>>10657676 ...you're growing?

1 hours later 10657735 rediv
>>10657711 fat women bother me so much well mostly the ones with front butts

1 hours later 10657736 Anonymous
>>10657677 I'd adopt one.

1 hours later 10657738 Anonymous
>>10657711 I figure most women and men hit a point where they either go "I'ma lose some weight" and lose weight or "fuckit" and go full blimp. The chubbies are just between that transition.

1 hours later 10657740 Anonymous
>>10657691 I wouldn't mind having a slutty mare under my desk right now, keeping my dick warm and moist in her mouth.

1 hours later 10657741 Anonymous (retard.jpg 724x375 69kB)
>>10657709 >what's a waifu

1 hours later 10657745 Anonymous
>>10657514 bears look like kangaroos when saved

1 hours later 10657747 Nobody
>>10657691 >you will never be the slutty stallion

1 hours later 10657758 Anonymous
>>10657709 Don't forget the aquarium. I bet she'd enjoy going there too.

1 hours later 10657764 Anonymous (1359377768672.gif 245x184 1023kB)
>>10657707 that's that goat kind that was special bred to promote a gene that causes a disease where goats get temporary paralysis when shocked/surprised, in order to simplify herding. Or something like that. They're so cute.

1 hours later 10657771 Anonymous
>>10657747 Can Stallions be slutty? Or is it the opposite in a matriarchal society? Where mares can fuck all they want and high five eachother over it but a stallion sleeping around is considered a whore for doing so.

1 hours later 10657772 Anonymous
>>10657735 Eughhh, agreed

1 hours later 10657781 Anonymous (48734 - artist babyfox bee flowers fluttershy.png 800x800 223kB)
>>10657728 There is a natural park and a mountain to hike. Not to forget the beach and the desert. I would take her everywhere. >>10657729 Its not a bad thing.

1 hours later 10657783 Anonymous
>>10657764 They're called Tennessee fainting goats, right?

1 hours later 10657784 Anonymous (1349537456910.gif 250x188 842kB)


1 hours later 10657793 Anonymous
>>10657735 >>10657711 I saw a bumper sticker today that said >"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet"

1 hours later 10657797 Anonymous
>>10657784 That bird is bouncing to the beat of my dubstep.

1 hours later 10657801 Anonymous (1349537699405.gif 250x188 895kB)


1 hours later 10657802 Anonymous
Is it bad that I would betray humanity for ponies?

1 hours later 10657807 Nobody (Climbing the 7000 steps.gif 320x206 878kB)
>>10657783 >>10657764 I don't know what they are, but they're pretty cute.

1 hours later 10657808 Anonymous
>>10657676 Depends on many things. If you're active, what do you eat, etc.

1 hours later 10657812 Anonymous (1349537867352.gif 250x188 954kB)
>>10657783 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennes see_fainting_goat That was the one

1 hours later 10657815 Anonymous
>>10657747 >you'll never have all the pretty mares falling over each other to get with you >you'll never get different pussy every night >and some ass too, when she's feeling kinky

1 hours later 10657816 Anonymous
>>10657802 Stop letting your dick think for you anon, that has lead many men down the path of destruction. We can have all the pony we want after we take over.

1 hours later 10657821 Anonymous
>>10657802 HERESY

1 hours later 10657823 Anonymous
>>10657784 Where my hoes at? Where my hoes at?

1 hours later 10657824 Anonymous (1328299953284-(n1331512734972).png 875x705 96kB)
>>10657758 She would love that. Fluttershy would huddle in my coat as we venture through that glass tunnel with all the water life above it. She would peak out and see all the wonders of the sealife.

1 hours later 10657835 Anonymous (1349538072510.gif 250x188 989kB)


1 hours later 10657838 Anonymous (who is you is.png 500x465 182kB)
>work crummy fast food job in small college town. >radio plays painfully bad country music station. >suddenly this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur e=player_detailpage&v=u18bdI6zW4A >could only think of singing it to applejack. what is wrong with me.

1 hours later 10657841 Anonymous
>>10657630 >Try to eat loads of sweets and greasy food >Develop horrible acne There is no winning

1 hours later 10657844 Nobody
>>10657771 >>10657815 To be honest I was thinking more the the 'subby stallion'

1 hours later 10657848 Anonymous
>>10657793 Yeah, right. I'd like to see them try.

1 hours later 10657849 Anonymous
>>10657835 Why don't you just link to the video instead of posting .gifs?

1 hours later 10657855 Anonymous (1349538290765.gif 250x188 850kB)


1 hours later 10657857 Anonymous
>>10657838 QUICK LET'S LINK SONGS THAT REMIND US OF APPLEJACK

1 hours later 10657858 Anonymous
>>10657838 >Not imagining doing a full song and dance number to introduce ponies to human culture Do you even escapism?

1 hours later 10657859 Anonymous
>>10657844 That's because you're a sad excuse of a man.

1 hours later 10657864 Anonymous (1349538614871.gif 250x188 993kB)


1 hours later 10657865 Anonymous
>>10657857 This for some reason, always reminds me of that orange pony. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9JE PeeohYs

1 hours later 10657866 Anonymous
>>10657824 >a shark swims by >she burrows her head back into your coat, only the top of her mane poking out

1 hours later 10657869 Anonymous (meanwhile, at jp.jpg 500x669 116kB)
>>10657855

1 hours later 10657870 rediv
>>10657808 it doesnt really matter what I do, i have some weird problem where it takes food twice as long to digest 4ever teenytized rediv

1 hours later 10657873 Anonymous
>>10657858 No... usually I'm the pony in those daydreams

1 hours later 10657876 Anonymous
>>10657844 Fucking hell,nobody. Even you now.

1 hours later 10657877 Anonymous
>>10657857 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY3 ATmNPtWI >Amber is the color of your energy >Shades of gold, displayed naturally

1 hours later 10657879 Anonymous
>>10657816 But pony would be more happy if they were in charge and I would be more happy if I was the only human and had all the ponies. It's a win-win situation. If I didn't betray humanity for ponies ponies would be sad and I'd have to share all the ponies with all the humans.

1 hours later 10657884 Anonymous (1368513741034.jpg 303x310 10kB)
>>10657866 hhnnnggg

1 hours later 10657886 Anonymous
>>10657869 >jp >not mlpg

1 hours later 10657894 Anonymous
>>10657876 It's getting annoying.

1 hours later 10657896 Anonymous
>>10657879 You've been talking to Chrysalis again, Anon.

1 hours later 10657897 Anonymous
>>10657857 I have no idea why but every time I hear this song I think of applejack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f 5rvVkAU

1 hours later 10657900 Anonymous (1364977751056.jpg 120x117 2kB)
>>10657865 you clever bastard

1 hours later 10657901 Anonymous
>>10657844 >you'll never be dommed by a young mare and her friend >they'll never take turns riding your cock while the other sits on your face

1 hours later 10657905 Anonymous (Fluttershy_faints_S01E07.png 1280x720 424kB)
>The disorder is caused by a genetic mutation involving the chloride channel of the muscles. In addition to humans, it is also seen in some goats, canines, cats[1] and one breed of pony. >pony

1 hours later 10657906 Anonymous
>>10657879 But you'd never really be their friend anon, how could they trust you if you betrayed your old friends, even if it was for them? They would always keep you at arms length because you're not loyal.

1 hours later 10657913 Anonymous (remove pony.gif 467x593 141kB)
>>10657894 REMOVE SLUTTY MARE

1 hours later 10657915 Anonymous (1340891427259.png 450x450 57kB)
>>10657866 as if. She'd befriend the shark while you get scared.

1 hours later 10657917 Anonymous
>>10657913 REMOVE SUBBY NON-MEN

1 hours later 10657918 Anonymous
>>10657905 >Jump out to scare fluttershy >Faints >Grab her and run

1 hours later 10657920 Storytime Anon (1UoEC2o.jpg 659x991 586kB)


1 hours later 10657922 Anonymous
>>10657896 Maybe but she wants me to betray humanity and pony. I only want to betray humanity for pony. Some changelings can be cute but Ponies are cuter so I'll not betry pony to Chrysalis.

1 hours later 10657924 Anonymous
>>10657917 REMOVE PANTS

1 hours later 10657926 Anonymous (1367953506791.gif 350x242 943kB)
>>10657915 Right.

1 hours later 10657927 Anonymous
>>10657918 It's the most simple and elegant of plans.

1 hours later 10657928 Anonymous
>>10657915 Not sharks in the human world. They are sscary.

1 hours later 10657930 Anonymous
>>10657920 HAPPENING?

1 hours later 10657932 Anonymous
>>10657924 REMOVE BONER

1 hours later 10657935 Anonymous
>>10657802 This is my fetish, actually. I was fantasizing many times about the war between Earth and Equestria, how I would be kidnapped by ponies and asked for some secrets and how they would break my mind and make me their human slave, convinced about the superiority of pony race. "Thank you for telling us those things, anon. You can lick my hooves clean as a reward." "Thank you, mistress. It's more than I could ask for" I'm gonna write a fic about it one day.

1 hours later 10657939 Anonymous
>>10657920 Yeah, I saw this in another thread. I wonder when IDW will make more crossover covers.

1 hours later 10657940 Anonymous
>>10657920 >transformersxmlp No.

1 hours later 10657942 rediv
>>10657932 literally impossible

1 hours later 10657943 Anonymous
>>10657926 >MT arguing with Anon

1 hours later 10657951 Anonymous (1367779036001.jpg 1920x1200 1355kB)
>>10657922 Wow what a faggot. I'd be sure to ally with the changelings so the changeling/human alliance can conquer your faggoty little ponies. Committing high treason, such blasphemy.

1 hours later 10657955 Anonymous (team_up_derpy_hellboy_by_csimadmax-d56525c.png 900x1350 638kB)
>>10657920 we need more crossovers like this.

1 hours later 10657956 Anonymous
>>10657935 >I'm gonna write a fic about it one day. unf

1 hours later 10657960 Anonymous
>>10657906 Why wouldn't I be loyal? Should I be loyal to humans just because I am a human? That makes no sense. I would be loyal to ponies not only because I think ponies are better than humans but also because I love ponies more than humans. Also another big difference is that I would swear loyalty to pony but I wouldn't swear loyalty to humans.

1 hours later 10657962 Anonymous
>>10657935 REMOVE FETISH

1 hours later 10657965 Anonymous
>>10657935 >Noone would like it >Most people identify with the human characteristics in ponies, by introducing humans alongside them they would identify with the humans more so >Why do you think avatar only had 2 or 3 human leads, and they were all already indoctrinated to the blue cat people's ways?

1 hours later 10657966 Anonymous (Kill yourself, a ponka original.jpg 500x399 49kB)
>>10657935

1 hours later 10657970 Anonymous
>>10657942 >rediv the skinnyfat trap UUUNNNNNFFFF

1 hours later 10657971 Anonymous
>>10657960 remove traitor

1 hours later 10657974 Anonymous
>>10657942 Pfft, I can remove a boner if I want to.

1 hours later 10657986 Anonymous
>>10657960 You'd be killing all your family and previous friends for ponies, I don't think they would see that as normal. It's not like you popped into society without making any connections your whole life anon.

1 hours later 10657987 Anonymous (disapproving cultist.png 574x782 42kB)
>>10657935

1 hours later 10657988 Anonymous
>>10657970 >trap

1 hours later 10657990 Anonymous
>>10657951 But Changelings would betry humans at one point

1 hours later 10657997 Anonymous
That's it, I'm coming abck to greece. At least men are men there.

1 hours later 10657998 Anonymous (1368306292821.png 350x497 222kB)
>>10657990 What benefit would it be to them to betray such a powerful ally? Don't be ridiculous.

1 hours later 10658003 Anonymous (1365626247135.jpg 258x258 43kB)
>You'll never be filled with hot stallion cream >You'll never suck off stallions at the gala

1 hours later 10658007 Anonymous
>>10657997 Shame the women are also men.

1 hours later 10658009 Anonymous
>>10657884 >tentatively, she pokes her head out just enough for her eyes to be visible again >she spots an octopus creeping its way out from behind some rocks, its colors shifting to a lighter hue as it moves onto the sand >"Ooooh..."

1 hours later 10658010 Anonymous
>>10658007 That's like that everywhere. Thanks feminism.

1 hours later 10658011 rediv (he he he.gif 955x795 84kB)
>>10657974 i cant

1 hours later 10658014 Anonymous (Twilight_Sparkle_bedroom_eyes.png 501x500 59kB)
>>10657960 Very good, Anon. You would made the right choice

1 hours later 10658015 Anonymous
>>10658003 Oh good. That is like my #1 fear.

1 hours later 10658016 Anonymous
>>10658007 I know. Why do you think I moved? To be fair, all the women in greece are fat applejacks.

1 hours later 10658018 Anonymous
>>10657998 It's true, you know how many men and women would give their love freely to fuck a different person every day? It would be a golden age for both cultures.

1 hours later 10658021 Anonymous
>>10658011 just insert a cactus in there,it'll go away.

1 hours later 10658024 Anonymous
>>10657997 the last greek man died around over 500 years ago

1 hours later 10658028 Anonymous
>>10657986 That is true. I cannot argue with that. But I would try something else. I would betray humanity. But once the threath of Humanity would be eradicated I would convince pony to move away from humanity. To leave what remains of it alone. I would also ask to be taken with them since I would be killed by the rest of humanity. This way my friends, my family ( the part I don't hate) would still be alive and somewhat well and I would be in Equestria, put in the care of the EoH to help adapt to the pony world.

1 hours later 10658030 Anonymous
>>10658014 Thank you Princess.

1 hours later 10658031 RustyDooks (revl trvp shit.jpg 600x527 90kB)
>>10657988

1 hours later 10658032 Anonymous (1335854044669.jpg 1899x1200 637kB)
>>10658018 Exactly. Humans supply endless love, changelings supply endless hordes.

1 hours later 10658035 Anonymous
>>10658016 >inb4 mass exodus of fat Applejack fans to Greece you brought this on yourself

1 hours later 10658036 Anonymous (Flutterpus.png 900x675 625kB)
>>10657901 >"say that octopus looks kind of familiar"

1 hours later 10658039 Anonymous
>>10657935 Whatever happened to vanilla fetishes? Why does everything need to be ridiculously contrived depraved /d/-tier shit?

1 hours later 10658040 Anonymous
>>10658024 >implying

1 hours later 10658042 Anonymous (1359511348498.png 439x395 144kB)
Why don't you favorite a pony that respects your freedom?

1 hours later 10658045 Anonymous (Lyra holding a mini-suitcase.png 1414x1176 100kB)
I'm gonna call it a day. Good night, MLPG.

1 hours later 10658049 Anonymous
>>10658028 Over our cold dead species. We'd turn their 'paradise' into a radioactive wasteland first so treasonous scum such as yourself can't live in peace.

1 hours later 10658051 Anonymous
>>10658036 uhh wrong reply >>10658009

1 hours later 10658053 Anonymous (1357799446750.gif 160x160 627kB)
>>10658039 Hey, my fetish is just muscular girls

1 hours later 10658054 Anonymous
>>10658031 now you're going to tell me that rediv isn't a woman and you are, huh?

1 hours later 10658057 Anonymous
>>10657901 fetish

1 hours later 10658059 Anonymous
>>10658053 Closet gay

1 hours later 10658064 Anonymous
>>10658039 Because we've become to desensitized to vanilla fetishes.

1 hours later 10658067 Nobody
>>10658045 >call it a day >goodnight YOU FUCKING LIAR

1 hours later 10658070 Anonymous
>>10658039 That feel. Getting real tired of this bullshit.

1 hours later 10658071 Anonymous
>>10658039 >/d/-tier >depraved Go back to church, popey.

1 hours later 10658072 Anonymous (1338213848824.jpg 960x720 67kB)
>>10658059 I'm actually openly bisexual ;))

1 hours later 10658074 Anonymous (1351663987582.png 358x332 24kB)
>>10658049 >We'd turn their 'paradise' into a radioactive wasteland first so treasonous scum such as yourself can't live in peace. I love you. Let's ride a bycicle made of plutonium into equestria.

1 hours later 10658078 Anonymous
>>10658039 I have a fetish for conjoined twins and two-headed girls.

1 hours later 10658080 Anonymous
>>10658032 but not all humans would agree with this. You know that. Some of them would be extremists. They would kill changelings. And if you eliminate them with force other humans won't like that. And so on. Thing is the Changelings, Chrysalis can't control all humanity. Not unless she takes matters into her own hands. Not unless she betrays humanity and enslaves it all. Why shouldn't she do that? Shining Armor was still providing her love even when completely enslaved. They would lose nothing by enslaving humanity. Only gain

1 hours later 10658086 Anonymous (204449__UNOPT__fluttershy_suggestive_queen-chrysalis_panties_translation.jpg.jpg 1182x1500 486kB)
>>10658039 But some fetishes are nice

1 hours later 10658088 Nobody (Anon goes to the doctor 1.jpg 1618x1356 286kB)
Finally uploading those requests from yesterday.

1 hours later 10658092 Anonymous
>>10658039 >bdsm >vanilla you haven't read anything EA wrote,did you.

1 hours later 10658094 Anonymous (Fluttershy Hard Petting.png 643x400 115kB)
>>10658039 I just want to fuck a pony pony-style, maybe a little anal and pet play but nothing crazy. I think it's just the people with crazy fetishes like to talk about it more.

1 hours later 10658097 Inquisitor Stebbins
>>10658053 10/10 would get dominated by that girl

1 hours later 10658101 Nobody (Anon goes to the doctor 2.jpg 1957x1400 335kB)
>>10658088

1 hours later 10658105 rediv
>>10658039 because vanilla is boring

1 hours later 10658106 Anonymous (Dash wow ok.png 569x725 500kB)
>>10658088 Is he going to be okay?

1 hours later 10658107 Anonymous
>>10658088 haha,/pol/.

1 hours later 10658108 Anonymous
>>10658028 You can't have everything, don't bullshit us with a win-win scenarios. You would have to choose if you stay with humans, or do you go with ponies and accept that all of your loved ones and friends could be killed in the war.

1 hours later 10658114 Nobody (MLPG Jenga.jpg 1690x1228 259kB)


1 hours later 10658116 Anonymous (dsc_6734.jpg 1280x850 681kB)
>>10658097 Can't you just fuck her normally? maybe lick her lats a little after a workout?

1 hours later 10658118 Anonymous
>>10658094 marrital pony sex in the pony position for the purpose of pone-creation.

1 hours later 10658119 Anonymous
>>10658080 >Why shouldn't she do that? Because good luck enslaving 7 billion people and multiple extremely hostile superpowers?

1 hours later 10658120 Anonymous
>>10658105 How about scatfeeding and unbirthing?

1 hours later 10658122 Anonymous
>>10658049 How? They have magic. They have the portals. Humans? Yes we have technology. But said technology can't allow us to do the most simple magics they can do so a portal is out of discussion. And even if you do what would happen? Send nukes? They have time magic. They can time travel to the past. They can send someone competent to worn their past selves. You cannot win. And you know why? Because ponies will always be a step ahead of you.

1 hours later 10658123 Anonymous
>>10658114 Nobody when are ya gonna get a skype

1 hours later 10658127 Anonymous
>>10658108 Or you could learn diplomacy and try to foster peace between the two civilizations. But you'd probably end up dropping spaghetti and just making us look bad.

1 hours later 10658134 rediv
>>10658120 i dont like scat, but the other thing... yeah

1 hours later 10658135 Anonymous
>>10658101 pfffhahahaha

1 hours later 10658136 Anonymous (Twilight jenga peanus.jpg 1000x1000 129kB)
>>10658114 >>10658114 As fun as that may be, they have magic and they can use it against you.

1 hours later 10658138 Anonymous
>>10658120 foodscat is fucking hot.

1 hours later 10658140 Anonymous
>>10658116 I'd tickle her belly and snuggle her after she's had a shower.

1 hours later 10658144 Nobody (Jalm's Succubus.jpg 1666x1472 300kB)
>>10658123 I just got one actually. Why?

1 hours later 10658145 Anonymous
>>10658120 no those are just stupid. There's being interesting and weird and then there's just being stupid.

1 hours later 10658148 Anonymous
>>10658140 That's fine too. I like you, anon.

1 hours later 10658150 Anonymous
>>10658122 Anon, that 'time magic' was shown to not change jack shit. You aren't stopping nukes.

1 hours later 10658153 Anonymous (1365057133489.gif 900x450 1111kB)
I might want to be a slutty mare, but I'll be on the human side if there was to ever be a war. It'd be interesting to see the peacekeeper land on equestria

1 hours later 10658160 Anonymous (Well hello there Anon.png 1293x800 208kB)


1 hours later 10658161 Anonymous
>>10658119 They can shape shift They can hypnotize you All they need is to get close to thos in charge and they can do that rather easily.

1 hours later 10658162 Anonymous
>>10658150 Mlp time travel works on the whole "self fulfilling prophesy" thing. Where anything you go back to do has already happened.

1 hours later 10658164 Anonymous (1367001870375.png 1599x900 1730kB)
>>10658144 what about m-muh batpones

1 hours later 10658167 Anonymous
>>10658144 I would love to get seduce by her.

1 hours later 10658171 Anonymous
Am I the only one who thinks that written or drawn pornography is really inherently tame compared to any actual porn involving photographs or video?

1 hours later 10658173 Anonymous
>>10658161 Well yeah, but we have DUKE NUKEM AND DOOMGUY

1 hours later 10658175 Anonymous (AnonxCelestia Assorted fetishes.jpg 2560x3400 1223kB)
>>10658138 I know

1 hours later 10658178 Anonymous
>>10658119 >>10658161 >C: Humankind's Last Stand

1 hours later 10658180 Anonymous
>>10658144 So we can add you to the mlpg fanfic group

1 hours later 10658182 Anonymous (bonbon_pillow.png 1567x909 168kB)
>>10658160 Hello there, cutiepie.

1 hours later 10658184 Anonymous
>>10658171 It's tame in the sense that you're looking at pictures vs. watching real people fucking that's about it, in my opinion.

1 hours later 10658187 Anonymous
>>10658150 That time magic failed because both future Twilight and past Twilight were retards. Do you think that if Celestia saw herself appear from the future she would interrupt her to ask how the weather would be the next day? Do you think that Future Celestia would wast time and not tell only the most important things?

1 hours later 10658188 Anonymous
>>10658161 We don't even know if they're magic is even effective on humans.

1 hours later 10658189 Anonymous (306187__UNOPT__safe_fluttershy_oc_artist-jalm.png 800x583 145kB)
>>10658167 She wouldn't have a tough work with seducing me.

1 hours later 10658196 Anonymous
>>10658187 Are you implying future celestia would survive the first wave of attack?

1 hours later 10658200 Anonymous
>>10658171 Nah, I find scat pretty hot in drawn/written form. In reality it's fuckin' gross.

1 hours later 10658204 Anonymous (sunset shimmer engulfed.jpg 1919x1049 254kB)
>>10658188 It works just fine.

1 hours later 10658208 Anonymous
>>10658148 Just because I would like to be raped by a gang of stallions, eat eclairs out of an asshole and sleep every night inside celestia's womb, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't want a normal relationship with a woman. But why stop there? That's what dreaming is for.

1 hours later 10658213 Anonymous (1357408565081.png 666x561 191kB)
>Changelings vs Humans >Mirrored shades >Passwords to stop shapeshifters next

1 hours later 10658218 Anonymous (What are you doing, thinking of ponies I hope.jpg 217x232 9kB)
>>10658182

1 hours later 10658227 Anonymous
>>10658134 So you're telling me you would like to be able to let someone sleep inside your womb or you would like to do that? That is important.

1 hours later 10658236 Anonymous ([frowns internally].gif 450x360 1520kB)
>>10658175 Do people actually get off on this?

1 hours later 10658239 Anonymous
>>10658196 Do you think she wouldn't have a back up plan? That she wouldn't put those high level unicorns that would put Twilight to shame return in time to warn her. If she can't Luna could. If Luna couldn't either don;t you think they'd have a failsafe for this kind of thing? Celestia is a mastermind. The entire pilot? Twilight making friends and unlocking the EoH. The writers said that this was all Celestia's plan. She makes plans.

1 hours later 10658240 Anonymous (sleeping bonbon.jpg 500x318 55kB)
>>10658218 How about sleeping ponies?

1 hours later 10658242 Anonymous
>>10658114 Oh god I love this one

1 hours later 10658243 Anonymous (1367746825214.png 500x423 39kB)
>>10658213 >Changelings vs Humans No, no, no, Changeling and Human alliance. Oh yes.

1 hours later 10658245 Anonymous (thinkgen fo apple.png 831x882 171kB)
>>10658218

1 hours later 10658246 rediv
>>10658227 that is one of my fetishes

1 hours later 10658250 Anonymous
>>10658208 I like you a lot then, anon. That's a real swell viewpoint that I share.

1 hours later 10658254 Anonymous
>>10658213 >mirror shades This isn't a cartoon anon.

1 hours later 10658259 Anonymous
>>10658171 Most written/drawn porn focuses on the emotional response to it. The wording and framing of everything focuses on the feelings behind the act. Video is usually just rubbing of the uglies together until orgasm.

1 hours later 10658264 Anonymous
>>10658236 three times and that's just today

1 hours later 10658269 Anonymous
>>10658254 So hypnosis isn't a problem at all?

1 hours later 10658273 Anonymous (Sad Dash by the window.png 605x612 318kB)
>>10658118 >you will never pony for the sole purpose of pony creation

1 hours later 10658274 Anonymous (267577__UNOPT__safe_queen-chrysalis_artist-jalm.png 840x1000 196kB)
>>10658243 Don't act you don't like this, Cheeseleg.

1 hours later 10658282 Anonymous (Not sleeping alone, I hope.gif 300x307 350kB)
>>10658240

1 hours later 10658283 Anonymous
>>10658243 Chrysalis may have complete control over all changelings No one human can have complete control over all humans. And do you think all of humanity would work togheter without backstabbing each other? China with Russia with USA working together?

1 hours later 10658287 Anonymous (1359299173059.png 677x884 693kB)
>>10658239 >alliance with changelings >chrysalis fucks all the unicorns up >vast human/changeling armies burn through Equestria what you gonna do about it fgt >m-muh magic can't save you now

1 hours later 10658289 Anonymous
>>10658274 >jalm will never draw a hot fluttershy and cheeselegs make out session

1 hours later 10658290 Anonymous
>>10658243 I love that image I wish she would cut me

1 hours later 10658292 Anonymous
>>10658040 >implying he's implying 3greek6me

1 hours later 10658293 Anonymous
>>10658239 it's interesting how much she lets things go to shit and gets other ponies to clean up for her

1 hours later 10658294 Anonymous
>>10658236 I did. Seriously. I also fantasized few times during daily activities about eating sweets from pony ass.

1 hours later 10658296 Anonymous
>>10658269 No because` they use mind control.

1 hours later 10658297 Anonymous (1354653903548.png 275x307 27kB)
>>10658250

1 hours later 10658300 Anonymous (bonbon singing Cheshire.png 1000x1000 154kB)
>>10658282 Then sing for us, candy pony!

1 hours later 10658305 Anonymous
>>10658273 Why for the sole purpose?

1 hours later 10658309 Anonymous
>>10658293 She let's Twilight clean up for her. And she does that because she want her to learn

1 hours later 10658310 Anonymous
>>10658296 Through eye-hypnosis mumbo jumbo

1 hours later 10658311 Nobody
>>10658180 Oh, right. Name is in email, but I'm about to get off.

1 hours later 10658313 Anonymous
>>10658293 The first thing a god must learn to do is to not interfere when it's not necessary

1 hours later 10658314 Anonymous
>>10658246 I wouldn't mind sleeping inside rediv.

1 hours later 10658318 Anonymous
>>10658187 >Be changeling >Decide to fuck with the royalty >Shapeshift into Celestia >Jump into her thrown room shouting that you're her from the future, tell her that she needs to paint the kingdom in polkadot and wear a hat on her plot at all times for the next week or the kingdom is doomed >Spend the next thousand years laughing your ass off

1 hours later 10658320 Anonymous
>>10658283 >China with Russia with USA working together? Yeah, I'd say they would. When the new lands are conquered and it's inhabitants killed or subdued, THEN would the countries begin fighting over the new territories.

1 hours later 10658326 Anonymous (S-sing in public.png 242x337 38kB)
>>10658300

1 hours later 10658328 Anonymous
>>10658311 >about to get off lewd

1 hours later 10658330 Anonymous
>>10658036 >you take her to the jellyfish tank >she presses her nose and hooves up against the glass, watching the gelatinous blobs propelling themselves through the water >"Oooooh..."

1 hours later 10658333 Anonymous
>>10658311 >I'm about to get off. Lewd.

1 hours later 10658340 Anonymous
>>10658153 Peacekeepers,lightning guns,auto-aim bullets,rail guns and laser cannons Super-sonic nuclear powered jets,gases that can form liquid inside your lungs,bio-weapons etc... Anyway, we already had human vs pony threads months ago and it mostly came out to human victories. I'd probably give myself up to the ponies anyway.

1 hours later 10658341 Anonymous
>>10658313 But that doesn't have anything to do with Celestia.

1 hours later 10658349 Anonymous
>>10658326 you only sing to Lyra?

1 hours later 10658350 Anonymous (1367531163149.jpg 586x332 46kB)
>>10658333 >>10658328

1 hours later 10658354 Anonymous
>>10658309 and cadance and fluttershy

1 hours later 10658356 Anonymous
You faggots realize that no matter what we would lose in less than a day right? You could make an alliance with the Changelings, with the gryphons and with the Diamond Dogs without any kind of treason and we'd still lose in less than a day. You do realize we cannot win because the ponies have a way to defeat us with just a thought.

1 hours later 10658361 Anonymous
>>10658320 >>10658283 >not taking in account they'd have a common enemy >not realizing all of the backstabbing shit would happen after the war Do you even Ender's Game

1 hours later 10658363 Anonymous
>>10658250 So you think that all of us who share those wicked fantasies and fetishes here wouldn't want to have a woman by their side?

1 hours later 10658365 Anonymous (Why would I sing to Lyra.png 262x282 22kB)
>>10658349

1 hours later 10658367 Anonymous
>>10658356 We have bombs that can kill these ponies en masse before they see us or the bombs

1 hours later 10658371 Anonymous
>>10658356 Pony pls go

1 hours later 10658372 Anonymous
>>10658259 >drawn porn focuses on the emotional response

1 hours later 10658374 Anonymous
>>10658361 terrible movie. I haven't read the book.

1 hours later 10658375 Anonymous
>>10658340 I'd say humans would win any military victory, but ponies seem to focus intensely on diplomatic solutions. Their version of an atomic bomb "elements of harmony" essentially forces the hand of whoever their used on to cooperate. Only they had to use it on a god twice because it just so happened to be it's antithesis.

1 hours later 10658376 Anonymous
>>10658365 Bon bon stop being so bon bon

1 hours later 10658377 Anonymous
>>10658313 Celestia's not a god, though.

1 hours later 10658378 Anonymous
>>10658356 This is so stupid it doesn't deserve a response. >duh ponies don't even have to do anything >dey just think things at us and we all die

1 hours later 10658388 Anonymous
>>10658377 She sure acts like one, though

1 hours later 10658393 rediv
>>10658314 a-anon pls..

1 hours later 10658394 Anonymous (Who am I supposed to be.png 900x777 199kB)
>>10658376

1 hours later 10658395 Anonymous (Verdict.jpg 414x591 74kB)
>>10658367 They have Discord THE END We nuke them Discord snaps his fingers and nothing happend. Bilogical weapons? Snap nothing happened WE LOST

1 hours later 10658396 Nobody
>>10658328 >>10658333 God damn you peopl

1 hours later 10658397 Anonymous
>>10658363 Well I never said 'all' you wicked fetishfags, but surely you can see how it's easy to think that someone that wants to be plowed by stallions constantly might not want a woman by his/her side.

1 hours later 10658398 Anonymous (1346032626783.jpg 600x600 148kB)
Let's discuss best pony.

1 hours later 10658409 Anonymous
>>10658140 nigga mine. I'd also massage her soles if they're feeling sore.

1 hours later 10658411 Anonymous
>>10658388 Yeah, in the way that she doesn't do anything godly and is a mortal pony.

1 hours later 10658417 Anonymous
>>10658395 No, we'll just nuke Discord I don't want to see how rainbow magic compares to nuclear explosions

1 hours later 10658422 Anonymous
>>10658395 Discord's not that powerful, he's just very nonchalant. If he were that powerful he'd not have to listen to the elements at all when they threatened to turn him back to stone, just snap his fingers and oh elements never existed. He's a master planner, his plans just aren't shown on screen.

1 hours later 10658424 Anonymous (1366865027386.png 900x900 256kB)
>>10658375 I really can't see humanity being defeated by 'the power of friendship.' Or 'the power of love' in the changelings case. >EoH shockwave roaring towards humanities armies >it finally hits, every man bracing for impact >it harmlessly passes over everyone, leaving millions of confused soldiers >celestia's face when

1 hours later 10658426 Anonymous
>>10658411 >Raising the Sun >Not godly >Mortal >Does not seem to age and has been around for more than 1000 years

1 hours later 10658428 Anonymous (rarity chubby eat.png 640x792 172kB)
>>10658398 She needs to lose weight.

1 hours later 10658435 Anonymous
>>10658417 >nuke the physical concept of chaos I'm not sure that will work

1 hours later 10658436 Anonymous
>>10658417 >Using nukes >Against Q Yeah good luck with that

1 hours later 10658440 Anonymous (DASH.png 3000x3473 547kB)
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!

1 hours later 10658441 Anonymous
>>10658426 so unicorns and trees are gods too?

1 hours later 10658444 Anonymous (anthro thickity.png 1000x851 506kB)
>>10658428

1 hours later 10658445 Anonymous
>>10658409 batman thumbs up.gif

1 hours later 10658447 Anonymous
>>10658417 He's the embodiment of chaos. A god. Something than can alter the laws of physics themselves. Change the way the the four fundamental forces of the universe work.

1 hours later 10658458 Anonymous (b2.jpg 463x656 52kB)


1 hours later 10658459 Anonymous
>>10658393 It'd sure be warm inside there. So warm. I'd be getnly lulled by your heartbeat as all the sounds outside fade and you slowly pet where my hair would be... Oh,you're right, it's a silly thing.

1 hours later 10658464 Anonymous (1350510428222.png 972x558 191kB)
>>10657350 But plane pones aren't for sexual, silly anon.

1 hours later 10658466 Anonymous (1357843297845.jpg 799x552 45kB)
>>10658426 For being godly she sure got fucked up quickly by Chrysalis. I'm telling you, changeling/human alliance would be unstoppable.

1 hours later 10658468 Anonymous
>>10658435 >>10658436 >>10658447 If he couldn't stop six ponies that were right in front of him and threatening to encase him in stone, how can he stop a nuke he won't know is coming? He's not Dr. Manhattan, he doesn't know everything that will happen.

1 hours later 10658472 Anonymous
>>10658447 He's a spirit.

1 hours later 10658477 Anonymous
>>10658435 >>10658436 You guys are going about it all wrong. We have to fire missiles loaded with custard and to win.

1 hours later 10658478 Anonymous
>>10658417 you throw a nuke, he turns it into a chicken.

1 hours later 10658483 Anonymous (1368820300673.jpg 500x282 34kB)
>>10658459

1 hours later 10658485 Anonymous
>>10658441 Trees and unicorns age. I dubt you've ever seen a 3 thousand years old olive tree. It's huge.

1 hours later 10658489 Anonymous
>>10658426 Nothing other ponies can't do.

1 hours later 10658490 Anonymous
>>10658447 >Discord sees nuke being launched at him Oh ho~ What fun little playthings you have. >Snaps fingers, missile is now a squirrel that breathes nuclear fire >And that takes care of tha- >See's the combined nuclear stockpile of every human superpower >It's....it's beautifu- >Discord is atomized Quantity over quality

1 hours later 10658492 Nobody
>>10658478 SO WE THROW CHICKENS AT HIM

1 hours later 10658495 Anonymous
>>10658464 Yes they are,jessy.

1 hours later 10658496 Anonymous
>>10658458 I don't have any art, I just doodle.

1 hours later 10658499 Anonymous
>>10658490 >Discord sees nuke being launched No he doesn't, this is 2013

1 hours later 10658501 Anonymous (1346032173609.png 666x543 22kB)
>>10658428 Fuck you purple swirl can eat all the fucking burritos she wants.

1 hours later 10658502 Anonymous
>>10658426 Celestia needs to eat and trains Twilight as a successor. Very mortal things.

1 hours later 10658510 Anonymous
>>10658492 THAT'S GENIUS

1 hours later 10658511 Anonymous
>>10658428 I just want to feed Fluttershy until she's an immobile blob. Is that so wrong?

1 hours later 10658512 Anonymous (1340519272602.png 310x257 33kB)
>>10658495 B-but they're cute bundles of devastation.

1 hours later 10658514 Anonymous
>>10658511 Ross pls go

1 hours later 10658515 Anonymous (1365628453555.gif 480x270 892kB)
>>10658424 Then multiple nuclear peace keeper warheads land 100-200ft away from each other, either tearing the flesh,burning or completely vaporizing many ponies. Also pony magic would have to deal with atmospheric scattering.

1 hours later 10658516 Anonymous
>>10658468 He could not stop them because he was convinced they would not be able to encase him in stone, since he thought he had broken their wills Also EoA are specifically tailored to defeat beings such as him

1 hours later 10658519 Anonymous
>>10658502 >needs to eat Proof where?

1 hours later 10658520 Anonymous
>>10658468 They had magic. Magic of harmony. Harmony resists discord. Discord couldn't touch them.

1 hours later 10658521 Anonymous
>>10658490 >Snaps his fingers again >All nukes are now mind controlled atomic fire breathing squirrels that want to return to the launch zone Good luck

1 hours later 10658522 Anonymous
>>10658468 Yes, how will the CONCEPT OF CHAOS that CAN ALTER REALITY ever survive against something like a nuke? Gee, I don't know. Maybe he'll just hold a umbrella at it. Or create a refigerator throne and recreate Crystal Skull scene for the comedy. Maybe he'll even be standing behind the commanding officer and say soemthing like "That was a nice shot! pity it didn't hit anything, though"

1 hours later 10658526 Anonymous
Lauren confirmed that Celestia isn't a god; why does anybody even argue about it anymore?

1 hours later 10658527 Anonymous
>>10658511 Yes, obesity is wrong in every sense of the word. Something so detrimental and draining, yet easily stoppable and preventable. It's horrid.

1 hours later 10658528 Anonymous (1340060092645.jpg 1010x792 171kB)


1 hours later 10658530 Anonymous
>>10658512 >you will never own a small plane pone >she will never buzz around your house making machine gun noises with her mouth

1 hours later 10658531 Anonymous
>>10658512 I'd devastate that cute bundle, if you know what I mean.

1 hours later 10658533 Anonymous
>>10657838 >shitty country music playing all day >at shitty job >because thats what the shitty manager likes i know this pain all to well

1 hours later 10658536 Anonymous
>>10658187 tech > magic not everyone is twilight you know

1 hours later 10658538 Anonymous
>>10658521 Just like he stopped the mane six and their magic swirls, right? No, Discord is gonna bathe in nuclear fire.

1 hours later 10658541 Anonymous
>>10658522 >>10658521 >Discord is essentially a mary sue This is what bronies actually believe

1 hours later 10658544 Anonymous
>>10658528 >duckface why?

1 hours later 10658548 Anonymous
>>10658502 Greek gods needed to eat too, and had favored champions/sons/disciples Do not limit your view to the old boring christian god

1 hours later 10658551 Anonymous
>>10658522 Well he certainly didn't stop the mane six! I'll fight the mane six before I fight a nuke, but that's just me.

1 hours later 10658552 Anonymous
>>10658521 >launch zone is Canterlot GG NO RE

1 hours later 10658553 Anonymous
>>10658522 Noo, WE WILL NUKE HIM AMERICUH FUKC YEAHHHHH FREDOMZ AND CHICKHENS

1 hours later 10658554 Anonymous (1346045821718.gif 800x600 18kB)
>>10658526 Same reason why Rarity is best burrito.

1 hours later 10658556 Anonymous
>>10658526 >Lauren Even so she is much more powerful than Twilight. She can wield all the EoH alone. She could have defeated NMM if Twilight failed. She is a minor deity at least.

1 hours later 10658562 Anonymous
>>10658521 >>10658522 You guys are overestimating his power level, he's been shown to be beaten with time to react. He's not omnipotent, just powerful and doesn't look like he's using a whole lot of effort when he really is.

1 hours later 10658568 Anonymous
>>10658556 >minor deity Or just a powerful mortal like she is.

1 hours later 10658569 Anonymous
>>10658444 god I love that Rarity so much a thick, healthy body with a little extra pudge in all the right places

1 hours later 10658571 Anonymous
>>10658553 Can't stay civil, Discordfag? Big surprise.

1 hours later 10658573 Anonymous
>>10658541 Elder chaos god. Yep. Mary sue.

2 hours later 10658575 Anonymous
>>10658536 Yes. But again there are Unicorn that put Twilight to shame.

2 hours later 10658576 Anonymous (1368820821257.jpg 651x573 45kB)
>>10658528

2 hours later 10658583 Anonymous
>>10658573 Stopped by six ponies

2 hours later 10658584 Anonymous
>>10658575 Name two

2 hours later 10658589 Anonymous
>>10658576 >Rarity reacts to anon showing his penis

2 hours later 10658603 Anonymous
>>10658583 And two minor gods that were beaten by a souped up bug queen.

2 hours later 10658608 Anonymous
>>10658584 Twilights mom and dad.

2 hours later 10658611 Anonymous
>>10658589 >Rarity reacts to anon asking her to stop being a slut

2 hours later 10658620 Anonymous
>>10658603 Who was beaten by a meteor buffed twilight, ergo Discord=Twilight with meteor buff.

2 hours later 10658625 Anonymous
>>10658562 He was defeated by something specifically made to defeat him .Something that represents the complete opposite that he is And those work only because he underestimated them. Only because he thought they were bluffing. That they were undiscorded. He is the embodiment of chaos. Again he can control the fundamental forces of the universe. Do whatever he wants with them. Without any effort. No one could defeat him because the only thing that works against him are the EoH

2 hours later 10658635 Anonymous
>>10658584 Twilight knows about them, so they exist. Or are you doubting Twilight?

2 hours later 10658636 Anonymous
>>10658575 no fact celestia said that twilight was the strongest she has seen

2 hours later 10658648 Anonymous
>>10658548 >God is a Mary Sue.

2 hours later 10658651 Anonymous
humans are fucking crazy they'll find a way to deal with discord

2 hours later 10658653 Anonymous
>>10658620 And Twilight got beaten by a cart, so all we have to do is shoot thousands of carts at Equestria and we'll win.

2 hours later 10658654 Anonymous (800px-Celestia_and_Luna_smiling_at_each_other_S3E13.png 800x450 348kB)
Why can't we all just get along?

2 hours later 10658655 Anonymous
>>10658625 You're fucking up your own argument though, if he was omnipotent like you're suggesting he'd know that the elements were working again. He's a strong mortal putting on a show.

2 hours later 10658660 Anonymous
>>10658625 None of this is canon, just so you know.

2 hours later 10658664 Anonymous
>Powerlevel discussion None of that matters None of it The only thing that matters is what the plot demands

2 hours later 10658665 Anonymous
>>10658620 we got it brony, you're discord, he's not as strong as you think

2 hours later 10658668 Anonymous
>>10658648 god is such a mary sue.

2 hours later 10658671 Anonymous
>>10658426 >Rainbow Dash controls the weather >Therefore she's a god Fucking Dashfags, I swear.

2 hours later 10658672 Anonymous
>>10658653 >America launches thousands of manure filled carts at equestria >Oh god they know! THEY KNOW!

2 hours later 10658673 Anonymous
>>10658654 I wish I had a crown

2 hours later 10658676 Anonymous
>>10658583 Weilding Harmonic artifacts, which are Anti-Disorder on a magic scale of Order - Chaos (they are probably the closest to 'Order' You can get next to whatever entity actually empowered them)

2 hours later 10658681 Anonymous
>>10658671 >implying Dash isn't a god Do you even Greeks?

2 hours later 10658682 Anonymous (1366813776578.gif 940x600 1501kB)
>>10658515 Too add, if we could get a person inside Equestria, we could possibly weaponize poison joke. Also adding Discord to the fight is pretty silly, it's humans vs ponies.

2 hours later 10658686 Anonymous
>>10658664 You're right, we should stop talking about things that haven't happened humanity would be much better off

2 hours later 10658688 Anonymous
>>10658671 >Applejack controls the apples >Therefore she's a god I'm sick of these fucking Applefags

2 hours later 10658698 Anonymous
>>10658671 But there's many ponies that can control the weather

2 hours later 10658700 Anonymous (worship 'em good.png 589x1164 705kB)
>>10658664 Plot demands to be worshipped.

2 hours later 10658703 Anonymous
>>10658682 Discord is part pony

2 hours later 10658706 Anonymous
>>10658688 >Pinkie controls the 4th dimension >Therefore she's a god I'm sick of these fucking-actually she probably is.

2 hours later 10658710 Anonymous
>>10658682 Well humans could easily kill all the ponies, so we gotta bring Discord in to make it fair not like a bullet won't kill him either

2 hours later 10658711 Anonymous
>>10658706 Why aren't you praising the Ponk?

2 hours later 10658716 Anonymous
>>10658625 Here's what makes your entire argument fall apart He's the embodiment of chaos. Choas is an entity and that cannot be control, if it could be controlled, it would not be chaos. You think discord controls everything but he simply allows choas in the fabric of reality. He is not powerful, he cannot control chaos, only when it happens

2 hours later 10658717 Anonymous
also >impying ponies are capable of killing

2 hours later 10658721 Anonymous
>>10658671 >pinkie controls the spice >therefore she controls the universe fucking Pinkiefags, I swear.

2 hours later 10658726 Anonymous
>>10658717 We've seen offensive spells though

2 hours later 10658730 Anonymous
>>10658636 Magic Duel Twilight can't do spells that High level unicorns can. High Level unicorns>Twilight

2 hours later 10658735 Anonymous
>>10658717 Well, if they can't, then they woulda died out long ago.

2 hours later 10658736 Anonymous
>>10658688 Who controls the spice?

2 hours later 10658737 Anonymous
>>10658721 Well she does have the eyes for it

2 hours later 10658739 Anonymous
>>10658711 I am praising the sun, but I take some time off my schedule to praise the honk.

2 hours later 10658740 Anonymous
Would you accept a benevolent dictatorship, in light of how democracy has failed to live up to its promises? Or are you one of those revolutionary fags that just hate being a subject on principle.

2 hours later 10658741 Anonymous (1367872631650.png 815x479 133kB)
There are no gods on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

2 hours later 10658745 Anonymous
>>10658721 >Rarity can't control herself >therefore she's a slut Fucking everything, I swear

2 hours later 10658753 Anonymous
>>10658716 Returon of Harmony He controls the laws of physics.

2 hours later 10658754 Anonymous
>>10658736 Snails

2 hours later 10658756 Anonymous (1340520713420.png 346x224 34kB)
>>10658530 That sounds adorable. Lemme scribble something up. Probably some Bee Dee, she's only been drawn once.

2 hours later 10658757 Anonymous
>>10658726 lasers didnt even kill the changelings

2 hours later 10658762 Anonymous (bakedharvest.png 250x252 83kB)
There are yes gods on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

2 hours later 10658764 Anonymous
>>10658745 I want to post five star post.jpg but it's overdone

2 hours later 10658767 Anonymous
>>10658741 And there is no Lauren in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

2 hours later 10658770 Nobody
>>10658756 Oh god yes more plane ponies

2 hours later 10658773 Anonymous
>>10658757 Doesn't mean they're incapable of doing it

2 hours later 10658776 Anonymous
>>10658445 Then maybe I'd kiss my way from her ankle all the way up her toned, well-sculpted leg while stroking it with my hands, before settling between her thighs to eat her out. ...I have a problem, don't I?

2 hours later 10658784 Anonymous
>>10658753 no he doesn't, he allows choas to alter them

2 hours later 10658788 Anonymous (spike I don't even know this pony.png 711x636 451kB)
>>10658762

2 hours later 10658797 Anonymous (1368547774460.jpg 502x570 122kB)
>>10658741 My objectivist pony

2 hours later 10658798 Anonymous
>>10658776 The fact you're fantasizing about something without hooves, yes.

2 hours later 10658802 Anonymous (Fluttershy butt in the air.png 800x562 256kB)
>>10658305 Because if a pony comes up to you and asks you to give her foals you don't put your emotions into it

2 hours later 10658803 Anonymous (1355178239427.gif 285x235 977kB)
>>10658745 I can't post the file I wanted to post, so I'll use this one and tell you I laughed,instead.

2 hours later 10658813 Anonymous
>>10658776 No, if you had a problem you'd be talking about how you want to worship her feet after she wears her stuffy shoes all day. ;-;

2 hours later 10658814 Anonymous
>>10658802 Yes I do Also my penis

2 hours later 10658826 Anonymous
>>10658784 No id you watch the episode again he controlled everything rather well. What he wanted happened.

2 hours later 10658829 Anonymous (manyshubsandzullsknewwhatitwastoberoastedinthedepthsofasloarthatdayicantellyou.png 1280x720 312kB)
>>10658767 There is no pony, only Zuul.

2 hours later 10658832 Anonymous
>>10658776 your problem is called "not having a girlfriend".

2 hours later 10658834 Anonymous
>>10658741 No Gods, No Kings, Only Pony.

2 hours later 10658841 Anonymous
>>10658530 >you'll never be the pilot of a full-sized plane pone >you'll never grow closer as you train and go on missions together

2 hours later 10658843 Anonymous
>>10658834 I AM THE PONY

2 hours later 10658850 Anonymous
The only god in Friendship is Magic is H'as'bro

2 hours later 10658851 Anonymous (1368683918775.jpg 940x597 127kB)
I want to see this with Celestia.

2 hours later 10658858 Anonymous
rediv pls come back I didn't mean to scare you off

2 hours later 10658864 Anonymous
>>10658851 That's an odd request, that's like saying you want to see it with Obama.

2 hours later 10658870 Anonymous
>>10658851 It's been done several times.

2 hours later 10658874 Anonymous
>>10658850 WE DO NOT SPEAK OF HE WHO CONTROLS THE TOYS. HIS NAME IS FORBIDDEN

2 hours later 10658877 Anonymous
>>10658834 Well, they have Princesses.

2 hours later 10658879 Anonymous
>>10658850 >pronouncing the name of the Elder god of death YOU DOOMED US ALL

2 hours later 10658884 Anonymous (my_little_sweetheart_too___ebook_edition_-26(2).jpg 2626x3376 954kB)
>>10658798 you don't fantasize about personhorse?

2 hours later 10658885 Anonymous
>>10658877 And a Mayor

2 hours later 10658889 Anonymous
>>10658870 your moms been done several times.

2 hours later 10658892 Anonymous (Fluttershy butt.jpg 500x500 25kB)
>>10658814 Look, she just needs 2 or 3 foals. Let's not make this personal.

2 hours later 10658893 Anonymous
>>10658885 And an Alligator.

2 hours later 10658898 Anonymous
>>10658884 >that book oh you clever son of a gun.

2 hours later 10658902 Anonymous
>>10658874 >>10658879 Ia! Ia!

2 hours later 10658904 Anonymous
>>10658813 yeah, that's not my fetish after a nice warm shower though...

2 hours later 10658906 Nobody (OH SNAAAAAAP.gif 245x165 1006kB)
>>10658889

2 hours later 10658908 Anonymous
>>10658885 I wonder if she's a responsible and capable mayor, or just exists to be a but of jokes like ppg mayor.

2 hours later 10658909 Anonymous
>>10658841 >You will never feel the crushing pain of having overextended yourself >Your plane is on fire and you're trapped in a death spin >Plane pony begs for you to bail out >But you can't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDx1 XHNqB_A&feature=player_detailpage&l ist=FLoZQkFTxtkH4yGvZXr1LqUA

2 hours later 10658910 Anonymous (HASBRO.jpg 1510x813 231kB)
>>10658874 >>10658879 HASBRO HASBRO HASBRO

2 hours later 10658912 Anonymous
>>10658884 No, never have.

2 hours later 10658922 Anonymous
>>10658910 why does that logo look like a trollface

2 hours later 10658934 Anonymous
>>10658892 Too bad baby I'm going to make those babies honest and you're going to like it

2 hours later 10658936 Anonymous
>>10658922 You just answered yourself.

2 hours later 10658938 Anonymous (!!e!UCuQ!2M~$(KGrHqMOKiUE0p6iuBIPBNP2)jGwd!~~_32.jpg 259x266 29kB)
>>10658910 Pony/Frogger crossover when?

2 hours later 10658944 Anonymous (celestiaisaveryuglygod.png 699x601 157kB)
>>10658851

2 hours later 10658948 Anonymous (Fluttershy being Shy.gif 200x171 139kB)
>>10658934

2 hours later 10658951 Anonymous
>>10658910 That logo. It's just always smiling. No mater what you do he will always smile. He will alwyas have the last laugh. No mater what you do to him he always wins.

2 hours later 10658956 Anonymous
>>10658909 ;_;

2 hours later 10658957 Anonymous
>>10658922 Because it is a troll, anon. The greatest troll of our time.

2 hours later 10658960 Anonymous
>>10658944 Well, it's a good thing she's not a god, then! But she's still an ugly princess.

2 hours later 10658962 Anonymous
>>10658938 Been done.

2 hours later 10658978 Anonymous
>>10658962 I'm sure everything's been done, but I wasn't there

2 hours later 10658980 Anonymous (it makes me feel like this.gif 440x247 635kB)
>>10658884 >big tits Fluttershy YES >sweater slipping off OH YEAH >Fresh Prince of Bel-Air OH GOD I'M CUMMING >glasses >mfw FUCKING GLASSESFAGS

2 hours later 10658981 Anonymous
>>10658909 but anon plane pones have their intelligence hardware built into the seat so if you eject safely, so does she she just has to sit around in the hangar for a few days while they get her a new chassis they call it "being grounded" Blitz gets "grounded" a lot

2 hours later 10658982 Anonymous
>>10658802 >>10658814 >>10658892 >>10658934 >>10658948 what would it even be like to marry fluttershy could you even stand the stench of her house

2 hours later 10659006 Anonymous
>>10658980 I don't get the glasses fetish, but I have glasses and I approve of it.

2 hours later 10659008 Anonymous (newmen_classofficermoe_010.jpg 1080x1518 319kB)
>>10658980 Glasses make everything hotter.

2 hours later 10659012 Anonymous
>>10658980 >not having glasses fetish You're one of a kind, anon.

2 hours later 10659013 Anonymous (858948742.png 926x446 44kB)
>>10658982 Clean animals and a clean house is good pet ownership Pet ownership is Fluttershy's talent she probably smells better than you do, faglord

2 hours later 10659019 Anonymous
>>10658980 >not liking glasses Nigger what the actual fuck

2 hours later 10659028 Anonymous (1351642776105.gif 600x450 90kB)
>>10659013 >flutterfags

2 hours later 10659029 Anonymous
>>10658981 >You're in enemy territory, the soldiers on the ground are using the slowly descending pilots as target practice >Ejecting is suicide >She might go on, but she doesn't want to fall into the hands of the enemy >She wants to stay with you >And you with her

2 hours later 10659038 Anonymous
>>10659013 who said anything about animals

2 hours later 10659047 Anonymous
>>10659008 This would be cuter if everything below the neck wasn't there.

2 hours later 10659059 Anonymous
>>10659029 ...f-fuck...

2 hours later 10659061 Anonymous (1341544677559.png 1398x805 667kB)
>>10659028 I'm just stating the facts look at her, she must smell like petrichor and sunshine

2 hours later 10659067 Anonymous
>>10659061 and hair extensions .

2 hours later 10659077 Anonymous
>>10659061 No she smell of wet dog fur. And animal semen.

2 hours later 10659078 Anonymous
>>10659061 >facts

2 hours later 10659081 Anonymous
>>10659047 I know right, those tits must fuck up all her pots and pans.

2 hours later 10659084 Anonymous (82761__UNOPT__safe_pinkie-pie_bow_saddle_skirt_shoes_artist-itachifangirl4life.png 328x359 119kB)
QUICK I NEED PINKIE PIE WEARING A SADDLE! there really arn't that many

2 hours later 10659085 Anonymous (1337232108737.png 241x216 67kB)
>>10659067 no those smell the same as the rest of her

2 hours later 10659092 Anonymous (Something Something Silver Spoon Tex4.png 900x1200 1097kB)
>>10658980 >he doesn't like glasses

2 hours later 10659095 Anonymous
>>10659061 >look at her, she must smell like petrichor and sunshine But that's how Gillou would smell

2 hours later 10659096 Anonymous
>>10659077 unf

2 hours later 10659098 Anonymous
>>10659047 It'd be cuter without the girl. Look at that nice bed.

2 hours later 10659099 Anonymous (1362127049870.png 973x1186 266kB)
No, anon. You will be the pet.

2 hours later 10659101 Anonymous
>>10659078 Yeah, like pet ownership being her talent? And good pet ownership meaning being clean? follow along, anon

2 hours later 10659109 Anonymous
>>10659095 Gilou would smell like the ground zero of the inception of Swamp Ass

2 hours later 10659119 Anonymous (pinkie pie saddle.gif 585x391 863kB)
>>10659084 This is what you meant right?

2 hours later 10659121 Anonymous
>>10659109 u-unf

2 hours later 10659125 ReiDuran
>>10658884 Please never stop drawing boobies, MegaSweet.

2 hours later 10659128 Anonymous
>>10659077 But... wet dog fur smells kinda nice

2 hours later 10659129 Anonymous (13641238410.png 516x609 533kB)
>>10659101 I wonder if since Fluttershy knows so much about keeping good pets if that means she would make a good pet. I think it would be like receiving an already trained puppy.

2 hours later 10659137 Anonymous
>>10659129 Holy shit nobody likes you cartoonlion

2 hours later 10659138 Anonymous (pinkie-pie-in-a-saddle.png 900x675 158kB)
>>10659084

2 hours later 10659139 Anonymous
>>10659129 No, she would not be your slave, didn't you watch KCaFO?

2 hours later 10659141 rediv
>>10659008 holy fuck

2 hours later 10659148 Anonymous
>>10659109 You mean, like Fluttershy?

2 hours later 10659156 Anonymous (1321587781439.png 358x358 128kB)
>>10659148 Nah, more like your mom

2 hours later 10659158 Anonymous (265810__UNOPT__safe_pinkie-pie_artist-the-weaver_saddle_bridle_pony-wears-the-saddle.png 240x346 24kB)
>>10659119 no that pony is BEING a saddle face, not wearing one >>10659138 yes

2 hours later 10659191 Anonymous
>>10659156 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

2 hours later 10659209 Anonymous
I'm going to play roguelikes and stram them.

2 hours later 10659215 Anonymous
>>10658802 that ass is cash

2 hours later 10659221 Anonymous
>>10659209 how boring as fuck

2 hours later 10659225 Anonymous
>>10659209 DYWYII in 2 minutes

2 hours later 10659230 Anonymous
>>10659209 Play BetterThanDiabloThree 2 or Diablo 3.

2 hours later 10659235 Anonymous (my_little_sweetheart_too___ebook_edition_-37.jpg 2626x3376 1023kB)
>>10658980 There. No glasses.

2 hours later 10659236 Anonymous (74291__UNOPT__.png 1262x450 374kB)
which one?

2 hours later 10659238 Anonymous
>>10659209 Stream the show instead.

2 hours later 10659239 Anonymous
>>10659128 no

2 hours later 10659247 Anonymous
>>10659235 thanks babe

2 hours later 10659249 Anonymous
>>10659209 LK pls you didn't even roll

2 hours later 10659252 Anonymous
>>10659235 still horrible.

2 hours later 10659266 Anonymous
>>10659156 But Fluttershy is my mom.

2 hours later 10659272 Anonymous
>>10659249 Fine... 0-8 play ADoM 9 Play diablo 2 doubles+ play something else

2 hours later 10659274 Anonymous
>>10659266 Your mom toots too much.

2 hours later 10659275 Anonymous
>>10659266 I'm gonna fuck your mom and marry her

2 hours later 10659277 Anonymous
>>10659236 Fluttershy pony looks extra autistic in this one.

2 hours later 10659287 Anonymous
>>10659139 What does Discord have to do with a loving relationship?

2 hours later 10659292 Anonymous
>>10659275 Now that we went there, did anyone ever cap that Fluttershy mom/son incest thing fro ma few days back?

2 hours later 10659293 Anonymous
>>10659235 >humanized nigga do you even /mlp/

2 hours later 10659302 Anonymous
>>10659061 >>10659095 >Petrichor >the scent of rain on dry earth. >from Greek, petra, meaning "stone" + ichor, the fluid that flows in the veins of the gods in Greek mythology. >defined as "the distinctive scent which accompanies the first rain after a long warm dry spell". ...huh! I didn't know there was a word for that smell! ...Cool!

2 hours later 10659306 Anonymous
>>10659236 What's with white people and forcing diversity? You don't see Japanese shows using token white and black guys in anime.

2 hours later 10659317 Anonymous
>>10659306 REMEMBAH ME?

2 hours later 10659321 Anonymous
>>10659092 Pony human should scrunch more.

2 hours later 10659327 Anonymous
>>10659306 >MT >white

2 hours later 10659328 Anonymous
>>10659141 seeing a girl unf to porn makes me unf all aboard the unf train

2 hours later 10659334 Anonymous
>>10659306 White people feel extra guilty.

2 hours later 10659342 Anonymous
What would be the ultimate mlpg picture? I'd say bat pony scrunch that was preening it's wing tufts.

2 hours later 10659346 Anonymous
>>10659334 >"WE'RE SORRY"

2 hours later 10659350 Anonymous
>>10659328 And when everyone is unf Nobody will be

2 hours later 10659353 Anonymous
What does each pony Smell like? What about Taste Like?

2 hours later 10659354 Anonymous
>>10659342 not enough donuts

2 hours later 10659358 Anonymous
>>10659334 They have the most privilege, so they should feel guilty.

2 hours later 10659360 Anonymous
>>10659350 No then it's fetish general

2 hours later 10659363 Anonymous
>>10659346 It's like western culture as a whole has an entire generation apologizing for it's casually racist grandparents.

2 hours later 10659364 Anonymous
>>10659353 Fluttershy smells like Froggy Bottom Bog.

2 hours later 10659370 Anonymous
>>10659306 They most certainly use token black characters but they don't need to use token white people because their characters are all white anyway.

2 hours later 10659371 Anonymous (tumblr_mlh1e2njZG1rjf577o1_1280.jpg 458x866 39kB)
>>10659293 >not liking both humanized and pone but why

2 hours later 10659372 Anonymous (bonbon mewball.png 1000x1000 210kB)
>>10659353 This one would smell like candy, for sure!

2 hours later 10659378 Anonymous
>>10659306 i can enjoy diversity if the designs are nice. as long as my perfect waifu rarity is white i dont give a fuck what the rest are.

2 hours later 10659381 Anonymous
>>10659371 Because believe it or not, some people are here for ponies, not humans.

2 hours later 10659384 Anonymous
>>10659372 Can I smell her candy?

2 hours later 10659392 Anonymous
>>10659372 what about taste?

2 hours later 10659393 Anonymous
>>10659292 the flutterbitch one? the one that creeped everyone out?

2 hours later 10659395 Anonymous
>>>/co/49676665

2 hours later 10659396 Anonymous
>>10659381 Those people are clearly in the wrong place.

2 hours later 10659398 Anonymous
>>10659372 >>10659384 I didn't put those in my vag!

2 hours later 10659400 Anonymous
>>10659306 That's because if they had their way, the only people in Japan would be the Japanese, and all the Shiina and Chon bastards would be dead or shut up in their own countries, away from Japan.

2 hours later 10659406 rediv
>>10659371 I like ponies waaay more than humanized. when they're humanized they dont seem like the ponies at all to me, more like OCs. I'd rather have characters that were actually human

2 hours later 10659409 Anonymous
>>10659395 >Implications

2 hours later 10659413 Anonymous
>>10659358 It's not our fault we're so damn great. You should be thanking us.

2 hours later 10659416 Anonymous
>>10659400 Get out whitu pig.

2 hours later 10659418 Anonymous
>>10659406 >liking Equestria Girls

2 hours later 10659423 Anonymous (bonbon fireworks (2).png 303x478 41kB)
>>10659392 I am sure she make candy for a living. I would assume that.

2 hours later 10659426 Anonymous
>>10659406 Which is a pity because I loved your humanized Red

2 hours later 10659433 Anonymous
>>10659371 >Doxy/Onta has made loads of money only being able to draw a single body-type for either sex. Follow your dreams.

2 hours later 10659442 ReiDuran
>>10659235 THAT FUCKING POOL. GOD I'VE SEEN THAT FUCKING POOL SO FUCKING MUCH IN EVERYTHING I SWEAR TO GOD

2 hours later 10659451 rediv
>>10659418 those arent human they arent even the monster people i like >>10659426 oh, ill still draw her

2 hours later 10659461 Anonymous
>>10659451 Fuck yes~

2 hours later 10659463 Anonymous
>>10659433 He's like a refined version of all the crappy furries that offer commissions

2 hours later 10659467 Anonymous
>>10659433 but he draws 2 bodytypes female and male

2 hours later 10659469 Anonymous
>>10659423 >fireworks ...Where are the fireworks?

2 hours later 10659475 Anonymous
>>10659467 Correction: Female and feminine male.

2 hours later 10659485 Anonymous
>>10659467 You mean boobs and no boobs once in a blue moon he does a muscular no boobs

2 hours later 10659487 Anonymous
>>10659469 In my butt care to celebrate freedom in there?

2 hours later 10659489 Anonymous (chickenbutt doesn't like being cooped up.jpg 1200x752 198kB)
>>10659381 there's no reason you can't have both

2 hours later 10659495 Anonymous (brony car.jpg 1600x1200 262kB)
i just read a story about a brony who is growing up and leaving the fandom. he is about to remove all the stickers. it looks like a lot of people are leaving the fandom now

2 hours later 10659499 Anonymous
>>10659469 There was a drawfag by a name of Firework. He only did a few request and disappear.

2 hours later 10659505 Anonymous
>>10659489 There's no reason to have humans in a pony thread.

2 hours later 10659506 Anonymous (1368757042582.jpg 999x1000 125kB)
>>10659451 Why aren't you drawing bat guards right now?

2 hours later 10659514 rediv
>>10659506 too busy drawing my own porn

2 hours later 10659521 Anonymous
>>10659514 can i have it

2 hours later 10659522 Anonymous
>>10659433 That's what people going to him for, though. If people wanted something else, there's other artists elsewhere that draw what Onta.

2 hours later 10659527 Anonymous
>>10659495 Well duh, it's not a cool internet thing to bandwagon anymore

2 hours later 10659529 Anonymous
>>10659514 It's shit.

2 hours later 10659530 Anonymous
>>10659495 >Being this autistic

2 hours later 10659535 Anonymous
>>10659514 every time i am in here i see you talking about porn you draw but you never post why

2 hours later 10659536 Anonymous (06.jpg 919x1300 149kB)
>>10659475 No, he just draws his feminine males as females and then slaps a dick on them His regular males aren't as feminine

2 hours later 10659537 Anonymous
>>10659495 He better remove the rest as well.

2 hours later 10659541 Anonymous
>>10659495 >>10659527 I'd bet dollars to donuts he just takes the pony stickers off and leaves the Rageface and pokemon.

2 hours later 10659545 Anonymous
>>10659522 >that draw what Onta. I meant to put a doesn't there.

2 hours later 10659548 Anonymous
>>10659495 >Hurr I'm an adult now better remove all the kids show memorabilia I have No that's called being a faggot, and you don't grow out of that.

2 hours later 10659553 Anonymous
>>10659536 fuck i love marty

2 hours later 10659557 Anonymous
>>10659536 It's fucking stupid.

2 hours later 10659559 Anonymous
>>10659535 Because she's a fucking tease, and she knows it

2 hours later 10659564 Anonymous
>>10659536 but thats what i like

2 hours later 10659567 Anonymous
>>10659536 >'I'd be lying >if I told you to stop' What?

2 hours later 10659571 Anonymous
>>10659553 I know right? I just want to make out with him

2 hours later 10659574 Anonymous
>>10659536 I'm sure an artist of his skill can draw whatever kind of body type he wants to.

2 hours later 10659578 Anonymous
>>10659489 >humans in pony thread >humans in pony

2 hours later 10659580 Anonymous
>>10659567 You try making a coherent sentence when the guy 2 feet taller than you is rubbing his crotch against your ass.

2 hours later 10659592 Anonymous
>>10659571 I want to grind against his ass while he bakes ME cookies

2 hours later 10659594 Anonymous
>>10659574 But he doesn't want to For better or for worse

2 hours later 10659595 Anonymous
>>10659578 How new/autistic are you?

2 hours later 10659597 rediv
>>10659578 >humans inside ponies

2 hours later 10659598 Anonymous
>>10659559 it seems all of the girls that come here are

2 hours later 10659599 Anonymous
>>10659535 She learned from GG.

2 hours later 10659605 Anonymous
>>10659592 >Hnng don't stop baking >Also want cookies >Don't want to choose >Dont...stop...bakiiiiiiing

2 hours later 10659611 Anonymous
>>10659592 >>10659571 >>10659553 My whybonering niggas

2 hours later 10659617 Anonymous (1366332673323.jpg 900x1200 192kB)
I don't want fucking porn. I want ponies.

2 hours later 10659621 Anonymous (25757__safe_celestia_artist-megasweet.png 945x945 297kB)
How do you feel about sunburn?

2 hours later 10659622 Anonymous
>>10659594 >>10659594 If there's one thing I can't stand, it's when artists draw what they want to draw

2 hours later 10659630 Anonymous
>>10659611 >whyboner >implying I don't know exactly why i have this boner Because I am gay as a child's smile.

2 hours later 10659639 Anonymous
>>10659617 But with ponies comes the porn.

2 hours later 10659646 Anonymous
>>10659617 Yeah I'm sick and tired of pony porn. Every time I go to paheal and look up pony porn the artists keep shoving those horse cocks down my warm, wet, inviting throat.

2 hours later 10659649 Anonymous
>>10659639 Fuck you and fuck the porn.

2 hours later 10659650 Anonymous
>>10659630 I'm not gay, but I'd fuck Marty so hard his ears would flap around all stupid-like

2 hours later 10659655 Anonymous
>>10659630 Oh. Well, I'm not. That's why it's a whyboner.

2 hours later 10659659 Anonymous (57412__safe_artist-egophiliac.png 1200x800 885kB)
>>10659617 You didn't say what kind of ponies.

2 hours later 10659660 Anonymous (3JMIn.jpg 268x268 13kB)
>>10659622

2 hours later 10659661 Anonymous
>>10659598 Well yeah, MT does it all the fucking time

2 hours later 10659670 Anonymous
>>10659649 >muh ponychan

2 hours later 10659673 Anonymous (1323035834693.png 472x446 210kB)
THIRD EYE BLIND IS SO FUCKING CATCHY

2 hours later 10659675 Anonymous
>>10659621 I want her to dominate me with her futa cock and no pictures of Freud can stop me

2 hours later 10659679 Anonymous
>>10659670 Fuck you and fuck the porn.

2 hours later 10659684 Anonymous
>>10659673 I always knew Rarity was pleb.

2 hours later 10659696 Anonymous
>>10659679 You sure are interested in fucking.

2 hours later 10659708 Anonymous
have you considered that your pony waifu is a spy

2 hours later 10659710 Anonymous (really now faggot.jpg 2957x2153 1102kB)
>>10659675

2 hours later 10659712 Anonymous
>>10659661 they all do

2 hours later 10659713 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-oS DtsLrvg I saw this and I thought of you MLPG.

2 hours later 10659731 Anonymous (batman thumbs up.gif 300x225 275kB)
>>10659708 But that's okay, because I'm Batman

2 hours later 10659732 Anonymous
>>10659710 I said''NO PICTURES OF FREUD CAN STOP ME''

2 hours later 10659734 Anonymous (1343698960190.png 1667x1250 1373kB)
>>10659505 Says you.

2 hours later 10659740 Anonymous
>>10659675 Why is futa sunbutt so popular? What's wrong with vanilla sunbutt?

2 hours later 10659745 Anonymous
>>10659731 Am I supposed to be drawing?

2 hours later 10659748 Anonymous
>>10659734 i really like the way this picture is colored, but i cant quite explain why.

2 hours later 10659749 Anonymous
>>10659740 Haven't you noticed that most Celestiafags are disgusting deviants and/or homos?

2 hours later 10659752 Anonymous
>>10659740 i'd eat sunbutt's vanilla

2 hours later 10659753 Anonymous (1331159181179.png 743x962 647kB)
>>10659684 Rarity like whatever that is "popular" with the elites. If they like beatnik, then my god she would go beatnik on us.

2 hours later 10659756 Anonymous
>>10659535 because she posts it all in the fetish threads.

2 hours later 10659757 Anonymous
>>10659745 Follow your dreams

2 hours later 10659758 Anonymous
>>10659679 are you the guy from that fuck no my little ponies tumblr?

3 hours later 10659766 Anonymous
>>10659749 Except you are generalizing this, or you wrote that and they call you out. You are as bad as those "twilight" fags that want her for her fetish.

3 hours later 10659768 Anonymous
>>10659393 yeah that's the one and I thought it was unf as fuck

3 hours later 10659773 Anonymous (1326009894640.gif 300x200 605kB)
>>10659740 Because she'd be pretty big if she were humanized and probably all bronze-colored and sweaty with abs and huge tits and thighs and that just goes well with a big, soft futacock and balls it gets blood to my dick i ain't complaining

3 hours later 10659787 Anonymous
>>10659766 ...What's Twilight's fetish?

3 hours later 10659793 Anonymous
Hey guys, it's the writer of Tea Time with the Crusaders. I can provide proof, if someone wants it. That said, I feel like doing something Equestria Girls related, because all the cool kids are doing it. Any requests?

3 hours later 10659800 Anonymous
>>10659757 How do I do that?

3 hours later 10659812 Anonymous
>>10659787 Post-marital consensual vaginal sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

3 hours later 10659818 Anonymous
>>10659793 I'm sorry, but I have no idea what that is. That said, Babs Seed EQG.

3 hours later 10659819 Anonymous
>>10659800 One foot in front of the other

3 hours later 10659820 Anonymous
>>10659773 That actually doesn't sound so bad. I'm not into pegging at all, though, so it still isn't doing much for me.

3 hours later 10659822 Anonymous
>>10659793 Never heard of you

3 hours later 10659823 Anonymous
>>10659793 Are you fucking serious?

3 hours later 10659826 Anonymous
>>10659812 Fucking turbo boner.

3 hours later 10659827 Anonymous
>>10659812 Lights on or lights off?

3 hours later 10659832 Anonymous
>>10659749 No? It's not anyone's fault that disgusting deviants gravitate towards certain things. Nobody likes those people.

3 hours later 10659835 Anonymous ('the sole purpose of procreation'... yeeeeeah.gif 360x360 1299kB)
>>10659812

3 hours later 10659838 Anonymous
>>10659740 I like vanilla sunbutt. and a little french-vanilla sunbutt too. no hardcore fetishry, just a little kinky.

3 hours later 10659839 Anonymous
>>10659793 >it's the writer of Tea Time with the Crusaders The what now?

3 hours later 10659840 Anonymous
>>10659827 Lights off, through a hole in the sheet.

3 hours later 10659841 Anonymous
>>10659818 >>10659822 Don't blame you, it's been months since I wrote it, and I don't want to put on a name. Then again, maybe I should... Whatever. One Babs Seed EqG story coming up! >>10659823 Huh?

3 hours later 10659842 Anonymous
>>10659758 What now.

3 hours later 10659848 Anonymous
>>10659793 Something Babs related!

3 hours later 10659850 Anonymous
>>10659812 That's my fetish! Too bad I hate Twilight.

3 hours later 10659853 Anonymous
>>10659812 That's not Twilight's fetish, that's Mrs. Cake's . Twilight's fetish is ______books________

3 hours later 10659856 Anonymous (fb1164b53b683278fe3d0e90e563d0f9-inspirational-sloth.gif 260x146 669kB)
>>10659757

3 hours later 10659859 Anonymous
>>10659820 Well it's useless for penetration, it's so big and heavy that it can't get hard enough. It drips like a faucet though, and it's uncut.

3 hours later 10659864 Anonymous (90774 longinius Celestia.jpg 1012x1084 342kB)
>>10659740 I prefer that. Or just a simple, cute cuddling.

3 hours later 10659872 Anonymous
>>10659859 >uncut Oh, never mind, then.

3 hours later 10659876 Anonymous (1366859643910.jpg 800x700 511kB)
>>10659787 buttsex and facesitting

3 hours later 10659878 Anonymous
>>10659835 >Ponies are based largely in western myth >In almost all stories, humans play the middleman of the gene pool, compatible with nearly everything resulting in half-everythings Ever wonder why they're called half-dragon, half-elf? Noone ever mentions the other half, because it's always fucking human.

3 hours later 10659882 AppleDan (1345023671211.png 650x655 217kB)
>>10659859 >it's so big and heavy that it can't get hard enough. It drips like a faucet though, and it's uncut Might as well not even have one

3 hours later 10659887 Anonymous (princess_celestia_by_mi0724go-d5rdf87.png 804x994 525kB)
>>10659864 This guy gets it. If you don't prefer normal sunbutt you're a faggot.

3 hours later 10659888 Anonymous (CelestiaCuddling.png 1280x1456 134kB)
>>10659864 >tfw you will never cuddle with her

3 hours later 10659893 Anonymous (51145 - artist_lifesequencebreak bedmane cute cute_overdose daaw morning_ponies pajamas twilight_sparkle.png 1439x1200 1613kB)
>>10659853 She even sleep with them. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

3 hours later 10659894 Anonymous
>>10659872 uncut looks better than cut

3 hours later 10659897 Anonymous
>>10659872 Well, I can't help you out if you're a pleb. Guess you've gotta opt outta this one.

3 hours later 10659900 Anonymous
>>10659812 the female better not be recieving any pleasure.

3 hours later 10659908 rediv
>>10659872 i thought you were cool anon

3 hours later 10659910 Anonymous
>>10659878 what the hell does that have to do with anything

3 hours later 10659913 Anonymous (1234123421424.png 1000x1000 417kB)
>>10659887 >>10659888 Its quite a pain this would never happen to us. I bet she lighter then she looks.

3 hours later 10659914 Anonymous
>>10659768 then no. no cap.

3 hours later 10659915 Anonymous
>>10659864 I just want ANY Sunbutt, vanilla or /d/. I don't care, just not R63.

3 hours later 10659932 Anonymous
>>10659897 >>10659908 Agreed. >>10659894 Disagreed.

3 hours later 10659934 Anonymous
>>10659910 >Anon implies pony cannot procreate with anon >I imply otherwise Keep up

3 hours later 10659935 Anonymous
>>10659872 goyim pls

3 hours later 10659938 Anonymous
>>10659894 >this guy is serious I've had at least ten people tell me they prefer cut.

3 hours later 10659942 Anonymous (that book is really long i wish my dick was as long as that book actually that would be really uncomfortable that book is like 3 feet long my dick would drag the ground and that would hurt.jpg 541x800 50kB)
>>10659853 Your binding is so thick~

3 hours later 10659945 Anonymous (207471__UNOPT__anthro_questionable_breasts_edit_spitfire_fat_pixiv_sweat_wide-hips_artist-hoihoi_impossibly-wide-hips_bodysuit_hairy_50ed403ba4c72d9db20014aa.jpeg.jpg 491x700 134kB)
I come bearing a gift.

3 hours later 10659947 Anonymous
>>10659915 Rule 63 Celestia is too weird for me to like especially because everyone draws him with a beard

3 hours later 10659950 Anonymous
>>10659908 >red likes uncut How horrifying.

3 hours later 10659952 Anonymous (1354569179410.jpg 1200x752 516kB)
>>10659915 Sunbutt doing simple, nice things is already good enough. You do not have to go further then that.

3 hours later 10659961 Anonymous
>>10659938 Yeah when you're in a situation where you're talking about dicks most people won't insult your dick to your face. Only people over 40 prefer cut.

3 hours later 10659963 Anonymous
>>10659915 Vanilla or bust.

3 hours later 10659965 Anonymous
>>10659934 but that wasnt what was being implied at all

3 hours later 10659968 Anonymous
>>10659945 it stinks

3 hours later 10659971 Anonymous
>>10659938 I'd rather have my dick feel better than look better to other people.

3 hours later 10659973 rediv
>>10659950 experience

3 hours later 10659974 Anonymous
this isnt what i want in a mylittlepony forum at all

3 hours later 10659980 Anonymous
>>10659950 >tfw uncut The pieces keep falling into place...

3 hours later 10659981 Anonymous (1361724832186.png 1136x636 176kB)
>>10659947 Rule 63 Celestia is one of the many R63 version of the ponies I did not like at all, for you reason to boot.

3 hours later 10659984 Anonymous
>>10659973 red how many dozens have you fucked

3 hours later 10659987 Anonymous
Stop talking about dicks for a second and check this cool story from /k/ >t60 is stuck in the mud >NVA begin crawling all over it >trying to open the hatch and get at the crew >t60 requests a "backscratch" from another t60 >other t60 fires a canister shell at friendly t60 (shell filled with half inch ball bearings) >hamburger.jpg

3 hours later 10659989 Anonymous (UNF UNF UNF UNF.jpg 670x758 83kB)
>>10659876 >>10659876 Goddamn, that booty should not be as attractive as it is

3 hours later 10659991 Anonymous
>>10659876 >you'll never feel Twilight's plump bottom pressing down on your face, smothering you in pillowy softness

3 hours later 10659992 Anonymous
>>10659974 Quiet we're discussing dick preference and fetishes.

3 hours later 10659993 Anonymous (1368057745860.jpg 649x638 84kB)
>>10659961 Good. That means Celestia will be all over my cock

3 hours later 10659994 Anonymous
>>10659973 smegma

3 hours later 10659999 Anonymous
>>10659974 Fetishfags are called out for their shit and they use this to shit post.

3 hours later 10660000 Anonymous (1368825162709[1].jpg 418x700 130kB)
Wide, wide hips

3 hours later 10660005 rediv
>>10659994 clean your dick dude

3 hours later 10660008 Anonymous
>>10659974 thats because this is a mylittlepony image board. Do better research next time.

3 hours later 10660010 Anonymous (1368401003395.jpg 481x700 169kB)
>>10660000 I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

3 hours later 10660016 Anonymous (so perfect.jpg 585x720 61kB)
>>10660000 Wide, wide lats

3 hours later 10660018 Anonymous
>>10660010 I've seen wider.

3 hours later 10660019 Anonymous
>>10659994 Holy shit take a bath you fag.

3 hours later 10660027 Anonymous (dance all day.jpg 865x923 74kB)
Why aren't you dancing with Scootaloo?

3 hours later 10660028 Anonymous (sweatan.jpg 300x300 20kB)
>>10659973

3 hours later 10660033 Anonymous (1368400724090.jpg 500x688 45kB)
>>10660018

3 hours later 10660037 Anonymous
>>10659994 >How do I clean myself

3 hours later 10660049 Anonymous
>>10660027 spics are terrible dancers

3 hours later 10660051 Anonymous
>>10659991 twilight unwashed

3 hours later 10660052 Anonymous (224823__UNOPT__safe_princess-celestia_solo_simple-background_artist-cielaart.png.png 945x574 341kB)
>>10659952 This was posted yesterday, found it in the archive. "You should join me, Anon." You wave her off. "No thanks." She spins around and kicks up some grass at you. "It's fuuunnn." "Cut it out! These clothes are clean!" "Clean is no fun, though." Giggling, she aims a particularly large chuck of dirt at your chest and fires it off. She lets out a guffaw when it connects. "Goddamn, Celestia..." You shoot her an exasperated look. She blows a raspberry. "Now your nice clean shirt is all dirty. No excuse not to roll around a little." A stupid grin on her face, Celestia rolls over a few times, tossing up more dirt and grass as she goes. The grass does look inviting... "I won't let you manipulate me into rolling around on the ground like a kid." She curls her lower lip, sulking. "But it's not as fun alone." With a pout, she kicks another bunch of grass up at you. God, that's so cute. And you have had a long day... "I will sit down, but only because I'm tired." Keeping your chin up, you walk over to Celestia and take a seat next to her. She reacts by flipping onto her stomach and resting her head in your lap. Her chin feels fuzzy against your leg. Those brilliant magenta eyes lock onto your face as she unleashes her secret weapon: Puppy-dog eyes. In one swift move, you grapple Celestia and roll the both of you across the ground. She gasps at first, but soon starts laughing and wraps her legs around you, holding on tight as the two of you spin.

3 hours later 10660060 Anonymous
>>10660033 I like women with cartoonish physiques. I'm not ross.

3 hours later 10660061 Anonymous
>>10659991

3 hours later 10660062 Anonymous
>>10659876 H... holy fuck, Twilight...

3 hours later 10660063 Anonymous
Hips you say? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX23 jqXnTp8

3 hours later 10660068 Anonymous
>>10660052 After you're sufficiently dizzy, you stop, looming over Celestia and grinning. "Had enough?" "I thought you weren't going to let me 'manipulate' you into having fun." Smirking, you reply, "This isn't fun at all. I'm punishing you for ruining my shirt." "I have no regrets! It was an ugly shirt anyways." Although your vision is still spinning, you throw the two of you into another roll, laughs escaping your own mouth this time. Maybe Celestia's secret to enjoying a long life is never growing up.

3 hours later 10660076 Anonymous
>>10660051 How about Twilight fresh out of the bathtub, scrubbed very clean and fresh smelling, oh so soft, and zero flatulence?

3 hours later 10660079 Anonymous (1349791554502.jpg 880x1100 145kB)
>>10660048 >>10660048 >>10660048 >>10660048 >>10660048 >>10660048

3 hours later 10660080 Anonymous
>>10660051 no, no, NO. no farts and encrusted shit. that is NOT my fetish

3 hours later 10660081 Anonymous
>>10660027 OH GOD SHE'S TRYING TO BOOP ME

3 hours later 10660086 Anonymous
>>10660063 >"I have a license to operate heavy equipment" That guy is great

3 hours later 10660087 Anonymous (Twilight ass worship.png 934x1226 96kB)
>>10659991 h

3 hours later 10660089 Anonymous
>>10660063 This is why pear-shaped things are only hot when drawn without cottage cheese limbs or as alligators

3 hours later 10660095 Anonymous
>>10659973 And good taste. Cheers!

3 hours later 10660096 Anonymous
>>10660076 Well, then it wouldn't be Twilight. Are you sure you're not thinking of Rainbow Dash?

3 hours later 10660101 Anonymous
>>10660063 >curves >shapely >not to do with diet nope.

3 hours later 10660106 Anonymous
>>10660068 >Maybe Celestia's secret to enjoying a long life is never growing up Who wrote this Katawa Shoujo shit it's beautiful

3 hours later 10660124 Anonymous
>>10660052 >>10660068 dawww

3 hours later 10660181 Anonymous
>>10660076 Yes. Very yes. I'd stroke and squeeze that pristine, slightly damp butt while teasing her ring with my tongue.

3 hours later 10660217 Anonymous
>>10660087 MY DIIIICK

3 hours later 10660234 Anonymous
>>10659938 cut dicks all look disgusting to me

3 hours later 10660244 Anonymous
>>10660096 ...why not both?

3 hours later 10660250 Anonymous (1348729071787.png 1097x1076 378kB)
>Post in the group chat >all discussion stops >think its your fault everytime

3 hours later 10660251 Anonymous
>>10660234 uncut dicks all look disgusting to me

3 hours later 10660263 Anonymous
>>10660234 >>10660251 dicks all look disgusting to me

3 hours later 10660281 Anonymous
everything looks disgusting to me

3 hours later 10660292 Anonymous
>>10660250 I know that feel.

3 hours later 10660931 Glitter Glue
>>10660089 >This is why pear-shaped things are only hot when drawn without cottage cheese limbs >or as alligators damn my lateness

3 hours later 10661039 Anonymous
>>10660931 It's okay, I'm still here

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