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2013-04-21 08:18 10007170 Anonymous Feels Thread (image.jpg 680x762 104kB)
I have recently been dumped by my tulpa. She won't speak to me anymore. Now I'm all feelsy and depressed. Dump your pony telated feels in this thread. Come let the feels be known.

2 min later 10007240 Anonymous (twilight_sparkle_angry_by_ivan_chan-d3k0igb.png 900x904 179kB)
...Your not for real right? I mean seriosuly...This can't be for real... There is no way that you COULD have just been DUMPED by an IMAGINARY FRIEND, I MEAN CMON!!! NO ONE IS THAT PATHETIC TO ALLOW SOMETHING THAT THEY COMPLETLY CONTROL TO DO THIS!!! YOU NEED HELP!!! YOU GET NOTHING ANYMORE FROM ME, NO SYMPATHY NOTHING,!!!

7 min later 10007353 Anonymous (image.jpg 300x360 23kB)
>>10007240 Tulpas arent slaves. They have their own oppionions and personality.

9 min later 10007402 Anonymous
A tulpa is based on your own personality. Should probably kill yourself if even you don't want to be around you.

10 min later 10007436 Anonymous
>getting dumped by a tulpa >a tulpa >dumped What kind of sad, sad life do you lead, OP? Hoping this is a troll, otherwise, you have no pity from me and suggest it's time to an hero

11 min later 10007440 Anonymous (CUIyZk10YnhuU2sx_o_mlp-fim-fanfiction-reading-princess-molestia-part-1.jpg 480x360 18kB)
>>10007353 Oh boo hoo hoo. Let me play you a sad song on the worlds smallest violin. Why didn't you imagine a better tulpa ya dumbass, Its not real and it came from your mind when you created it. You must really suck at creating tulpas/

13 min later 10007510 Anonymous
>>10007170 I don't even feel sorry for you. It is time. An hero op, an hero. Even my tulpa is telling you to an hero, and she's the most compassionate mind I've ever met.

14 min later 10007542 Anonymous
>>10007170 >>10007240 >>10007353 >>10007402 >>10007436 >>10007440 >>10007510 Trolls trolling trolls. Move along, people; there's nothing to see here except /b/ 2.0.

15 min later 10007565 Anonymous
Did you design your tulpa after a defined pony from the show? If so you deserve it for being fucking stupid and trying to give your subconscious a defined personality. No wonder she's pissed. If that isn't the case, then jesus man... I don't even.

17 min later 10007593 Anonymous
I totally know have you feel, man. It's bullshit that I had to imagine a divorce lawyer for her too. Ungrateful slut.

17 min later 10007605 Anonymous (1363400980943.png 194x247 1kB)
don't worry OP, I went through the same thing

18 min later 10007618 Jaden (1359657912507.png 1262x1404 2035kB)
this should be a wake up call. become who you ought to be, someone you can be proud of, someone who doesn't need affection from another to prove yourself worthy. You have to make yourself happy before you can find someone who will be truly happy with you, tulpa or not. Go kick some ass and make something of yourself.

19 min later 10007655 Anonymous (1365891204058.gif 250x250 1198kB)
>>10007542 >doing something abnormal >automatically trolling

21 min later 10007688 Anonymous (ibpJoibJpCGSui.jpg 1920x962 745kB)
>>10007605 >>10007593 >>10007170 I don't even... How? Seriously... HOW? How do you fail so god damn hard? My Tulpa came into existence loving me unconditionally. What did you do to piss her off so badly?

24 min later 10007761 Anonymous
My tulpa came into existence by accident, but I naturally lucid dream too so maybe that helped. She loves me to death and we're both hilarious sarcastic assholes. Also amazing in bed. You must be some kind of loser, should probably just cry and wish to die but be too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

24 min later 10007766 Anonymous (1364114761403.png 663x600 117kB)
>>10007688 I asked if I could create a Pinkie tulpa for a threesome, she said no and immediately became abusive. I threatened to create a Jackie Chan tulpa if she didn't stop, so she packed up her things and left. I haven't spoken to her since that day >pic related >original tulpa

25 min later 10007803 Anonymous
>>10007766 >A threesome with my imaginary friends You are one lonely, pathetic bastard.

26 min later 10007820 Anonymous
I hope this isn't one of Homer's gay ass stimulation threads

27 min later 10007845 Anonymous
OP, set up a cam so we can harass you better, and so we can watch when you snap and take a whole bottle of advil.

28 min later 10007865 Anonymous
>>10007845 That's shit-tier /b/ harassment Go be a pleb somewhere else

28 min later 10007877 Anonymous (1358626106206.gif 170x196 940kB)
>>10007803 thx

4 hours later 10010692 Anonymous (image.jpg 243x200 15kB)
>hoping for a feels thread, gets hate thread instead.

5 hours later 10011248 Anonymous (image.jpg 263x200 14kB)
Seriously this is on a whole new level of atutistic self hating beta

5 hours later 10011282 Remmy (1358834028153.png 1920x1080 741kB)
my tulpa becomes meaner every day. She makes me beat myself with a cane until my back is bleeding.

5 hours later 10011324 Anonymous (1364537499972.jpg 615x480 75kB)
>>10007170 >getting dumped by tulpa wow your life fucking sucks i dont know what else to say

5 hours later 10011328 Anonymous (dudewut.jpg 216x233 9kB)
>>10011282 >makes me beat myself with a cane until my back is bleeding. >beat my own back

6 hours later 10011368 Anonymous (1366130265831.png 465x280 54kB)
fuck that shit OP buy a ball and paint a face on it with your blood

6 hours later 10011463 Anonymous
I kinda.. accidentally killed her, she doesnt move or anything.

6 hours later 10011516 Anonymous (1358251972555.jpg 960x960 115kB)
I tried making an Octavia tulpa once, the first thing she said was that I would always be alone. After that she was gone.

6 hours later 10011525 Anonymous
Put a gun in her mouth and make her do what you want.

6 hours later 10011603 General Motherfucking Strunn (wallpaper_warhammer_40000_dawn_of_war_-_winter_assault_03_1680x1050-600x3751.jpg 600x375 72kB)
>>10007766 I lold so fucking hard

6 hours later 10011617 Anonymous (1INUuW5.jpg 350x509 40kB)
>>10007803 he's trolling/joking

6 hours later 10011620 Anonymous (welp 2 - welp harder.jpg 515x610 159kB)
>tulpa leaving How the flying fuck?

6 hours later 10011651 Anonymous (0d1.jpg 486x819 61kB)
>>10007170 >make Jackie Chan tulpa >he doesn't want to rape me >he isn't even powerful why can't i do anything right

6 hours later 10011725 Anonymous
i once made a tulpa then i woke up and punched myself in the brain for 21 damage for even dreaming of being such an autistic retarded fuckup

6 hours later 10011739 Anonymous (1364881391808.gif 500x275 459kB)
>>10007170 mfw Hasbro made me hate my tulpa in s3 finale

7 hours later 10011779 Anonymous
>>10011739 >>10011651 >>10011725 >ITT: yeh i made a tulpa lol i know how it works ok?

7 hours later 10012103 Anonymous (image.jpg 798x1080 133kB)
Ok now this thread has become tulpa general, anyone here have a good tulpa feels story?

8 hours later 10012414 Anonymous (image.jpg 1024x576 156kB)
>>10011739 You had a twilight tulpa? Poor you.

8 hours later 10012479 John Locke (Feels6.jpg 240x157 7kB)
You want feels?

9 hours later 10013009 Anonymous (IMG_5794.gif 626x626 75kB)
>That feel when neither of you know what to do next but you wouldn't change it for the world

9 hours later 10013040 Anonymous (1359146218172.png 327x321 234kB)
>>10013009 >you will never procreate with your pony waifu

9 hours later 10013093 Anonymous
>>10013040 >implying having sex with tulpa is impossible

9 hours later 10013121 Anonymous (1365705263572.jpg 505x700 203kB)
>>10013040 >You will never watch your beautiful young satyr daughter skipping off down the lane to school

9 hours later 10013141 Anonymous (253817__UNOPT__safe_lyra_apron_artist-mewball_cookies.png.png 1000x1000 117kB)
>>10013093 >implying you can impregnate a tulpa >implying it can give birth to your children, your flesh and blood >implying they can be a loving mother and wife >implying implications

9 hours later 10013152 Anonymous (53385__safe_lyra_human_artist-moronsonofboron_hybrid.png 700x700 155kB)
>>10013121 My pain knows no boundaries.

9 hours later 10013197 Anonymous (131544456.gif 320x240 1956kB)
>>10013141 >>10013152 i cant deal with these feels why wont you love me lyra why

9 hours later 10013209 namefagwriter
>>10011463 >>10011516 >>10011651 >>10011739 >>10013040 sad sad people

9 hours later 10013226 namefagwriter
>>10013197 might as well put this out there for non trolls if your tulpa gets angry, you've fucked up big time bring them back and apologise like a man you fucktards

9 hours later 10013235 Anonymous
>>10013141 You can have an entire tulpa family. Where does it say you can't?

9 hours later 10013275 Anonymous (286027__UNOPT__safe_octavia_cute_colored_pregnant_cutie-mark_50f10961a4c72d4e4a000feb.png 716x525 268kB)
>>10013235 You don't get it, do you?

9 hours later 10013303 Anonymous (151193 - animated fluttershy rainbow_dash.gif 306x333 671kB)
>>10007820 It probably is.

9 hours later 10013355 Anonymous
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=4y9W HLu_PP8 this will cheer you up op

9 hours later 10013375 Anonymous (image.jpg 320x180 15kB)
>>10013303 MY BOY, APPEARING IN A STIMULATOR IS WHAT ALL NEWFAGS STRIVE FOR

9 hours later 10013395 Anonymous
>>10013141 But you can't impregnate a pony either

9 hours later 10013418 Anonymous (Muhammedmahboi.png 433x329 17kB)
>>10013375 >my boy >not MAH BOI! >mfw

9 hours later 10013462 Anonymous (Some animu chick laughs at you.jpg 413x570 56kB)
>>10007170 >getting dumped by your tulpa I don't care whether or not this is true, that is an absolutely hilarious idea.

10 hours later 10013592 Anonymous (image.jpg 800x800 68kB)
>>10013462 I don't know why this is so funny. It's a serious issue and needs to be addressed as such. OP I understand you're going through a tough time right now and the whole world seems to be against you. All I can really suggest is taking a long walk off a short pier, or take a walk, preferably into oncoming traffic. You're beyond most psycho analysts expertise. You'll be doing the world a favour.

10 hours later 10013768 Anonymous (IMG_5167.png 2000x1976 2598kB)
>>10011516 10/10

10 hours later 10013912 Anonymous (92977__UNOPT__safe_animated_discord.gif 373x373 127kB)
>>10013395 >Magic

10 hours later 10014008 Anonymous (image.jpg 900x953 141kB)
>>10013768 This is what my tavi looks like.

10 hours later 10014040 Anonymous
good thread

11 hours later 10014458 Anonymous (image.jpg 802x995 120kB)
If you think OP's situation is bad, then check mine. A few weeks ago my Pinkie tulpa started reading my texts and emails. I even caught her going through my snail mail and bank statements. I asked her what was going on and she just started shouting about cheating on her with another pony. I had no idea where she got that idea from. It wasn't long before it got physical and I gave her a black eye after a struggle and she's been really distant ever since. Recently I found my signature forged on a $20,000 life insurance policy in my name. Guys I'm scared as hell. I've been storing all the cupcakes she makes me in the fridge and then throwing it away incase it's poisoned. I can't sleep at all at home incase something happens. I've been sleeping in the car after work. It's crazy and I wish I never started this tulpa shit. None of this was mentioned in the general. My waifu wants to kill me.

11 hours later 10014582 Anonymous (awww.gif 225x180 714kB)
>>10013040

11 hours later 10014607 Anonymous
>>10013152 That's actually pretty cute.

11 hours later 10014638 Anonymous
This isn't even beta anymore. This thread is full of truly pathetic omegas.

11 hours later 10014664 Anonymous (1346975923538.png 201x199 6kB)
ITT

11 hours later 10014667 Anonymous (1364620740436.png 510x700 43kB)
>>10014458 some days you just cant get rid of a murderous pinkamena

11 hours later 10014673 Anonymous (1360622701723.jpg 338x430 42kB)
>>10014638 I just want to marry a pony. Is that too much for a man to ask?

11 hours later 10014701 Anonymous (1353382130948.png 800x800 587kB)
I thought I'd been rid of the pink pestilence from my mind for two years now. At my daughter's second birthday party she appeared to pop out of the cake right before the candles were blown. I nearly passed out, although fortunately my wife mistook my tears for ones of joy. I spent every second of every day thinking about not thinking about her. My mind was a chaotic jumble of sports percentages, movies, loudly reading inside my head any text my eyes could find, and an incessant need to talk to other, real people. I kept her trapped inside her box for another five years, endlessly fantasizing about keeping it pressed shut with old fashioned triangular weights. I was driving my daughter to school one morning when it happened again. Pinkie jumped from the woods like a deer and splattered on my windshield. I couldn't see where I was driving, vision obscured by the pink bubble around my car. My daughter screamed as I pulled the swerving car over and tried to prevent my heart from exploding. I couldn't hear her crying over Pinkie's laughter. If it weren't for my daughter I would have taken the most drastic measure already. I do not love my wife, married only for the pregnancy, and my friends are shallow and uncaring. I was driven to create Pinkie for a reason, after all. Pinkie knows this, of course. She knows everything. In the closet. Top shelf. Combination 425. Nine millimeter. I wonder why she wants it so bad. She must know that she will die too. Does she care? Does she just want to hurt me? Hurt my daughter? Why can't I will her to death before she overcomes me to do the same to myself? For the first time in nearly ten years, she clearly speaks to me. "I just want to party."

11 hours later 10014788 Anonymous (moar.jpg 746x579 41kB)
>>10014701

11 hours later 10014792 Anonymous
>>10014673 You can in your dreams.

11 hours later 10014838 Anonymous (1365695458442.png 439x566 271kB)
>>10014792 It's not the same...

11 hours later 10014849 Anonymous (ho ho hold the fuck up.jpg 347x346 189kB)
>Implying anything these faggots say it's legit Tulpas don't work that way. Heck, I don't even think Tulpas are a real thing.

11 hours later 10014971 Anonymous (1346016590701.jpg 185x200 9kB)
>>10014849 the more i read shit like that the more im tempted to give this a try

12 hours later 10016286 Anonymous (reaching new lows of pathetic.png 1326x1174 313kB)
It had to be saved for posterity. You just CAN'T, really, YOU CAN'T POSIBLY BE THIS PATHETIC!! Regardless of whether you are trolling or not, this is ONLY laughable to me.

12 hours later 10016860 Anonymous (image.jpg 641x593 90kB)
>>10016286 This was a feels thread that derailed into a generic /b/ thread. It's nothing special.

13 hours later 10018078 Anonymous
>>10014971 Tulpa'ism is just self initiated schizophrenia. It's a one way ticket to an icepick labotomy.

14 hours later 10018796 Anonymous
Oh wow, this thread.. >tfw scraping the bottom of the beta barrel

14 hours later 10018980 Anonymous (1365122060776.jpg 367x451 118kB)
>>10007170 >being dumped by his own imaginary friend

14 hours later 10019355 Anonymous (image.jpg 646x817 78kB)
>>10018980 It happens. My tulpa of 3 years left me for my friends chris brown tulpa. Last I heard she was getting beaten by him.

14 hours later 10019487 Anonymous
>>10019355 So did my Rhiana tulpa. The only sexy monkey... LEFT ME

15 hours later 10020716 Anonymous (1362862849592.png 638x478 51kB)
>>10018796 We want through the bottom a long time ago and are currently digging through the layers of pathetic towards the omega core.

15 hours later 10020831 Anonymous (1366078288137.jpg 539x465 77kB)
>>10007766 >mfw seeing that pic

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