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2016-10-05 06:07 7011500 "Sarah" Mtfg: Transgirl general (1475268961193.png 300x250 144kB)
Kiwi I fixed the memes edition • MtF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV • Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post /116605714860 • Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/ blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf • Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizi ng/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_ conversion_chart.php • Transition time lines (results may vary) http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv • Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransge nder/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_trai ning_regimen/ • Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/s peech-therapy/ • IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg Previous memes: >>7010624

1 min later 7011511 Lauren (chpHhVG.jpg 540x540 43kB)


3 min later 7011515 kiwi (unknown.png 355x261 108kB)
>>7011500 stop posting my reaction imagesssssss

4 min later 7011516 "Sarah" (1475195633563.gif 480x360 233kB)
I hsve a Harry Potter book in my head, in the world of ghost in the shell, Akira, blade runner, minority report, psychopass, 1984, and tons of Myozaki or whoever it's spelled influences and music and stuff. I hate writing books. I want to make a movvvoiieeeee. Wah :(

4 min later 7011518 Anonymous (3579365_blowzy2.jpg 900x900 277kB)


4 min later 7011519 Snickerdoodle (image.jpg 576x507 79kB)
I messed up I fell asleep instead of doing math homework

4 min later 7011520 Maeve (3003.png 670x503 406kB)
>tfw ywn have a boy daydream about you

5 min later 7011523 Anonymous
evageline, jin, grace, maeve, sarah, faye, kiwi, joan, elanna, /k/ordelia, myna, isla, nim, frog, ace, cassidy, valq, lauren, olive, squeak, sass, pookie, angie, yukiko and snickerdoodle died last night

5 min later 7011526 Ember
>>7011523 >tfw you survive the purge

5 min later 7011527 "Sarah"
>>7011523 I died that day :( untied than I drifted away....set sail and got lost in the sway... I'm coming undone...

6 min later 7011530 Anonymous
ember just died

6 min later 7011531 elanna (kurisu_085.jpg 2590x3047 749kB)
>>7011523 I'm a drunk ghost

6 min later 7011532 Lauren (A8f6KLW.jpg 320x320 25kB)
>>7011523

6 min later 7011533 Anonymous
>>7011500 Thread reminder Kiwi pizza princess Kayla tomato princess Lets Do Our Best Girls!~

7 min later 7011534 Squeak
>>7011523 no, no, no,,, I died this afternoon. I was trampled by a bull.

8 min later 7011537 Cassidy
>>7011523 F

8 min later 7011538 Anonymous
>>7011523 what about kayla, sheen, elanna, ember and everyone else

8 min later 7011539 Ember
>>7011530 :(

8 min later 7011540 Yukiko-san
>>7011512 I looked up some burgundy hair pictures and that looks pretty coooooool

8 min later 7011541 Snickerdoodle (image.jpg 800x600 64kB)
>>7011523 I've been dead inside for years

9 min later 7011544 Grace (bdf16a1e32142f0068511102f9d2d150.jpg 960x800 227kB)
>>7011523 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrJ ky8YuTr4 Last night was fun.

9 min later 7011545 nim (1473728589690.gif 245x118 445kB)
>>7011523

10 min later 7011547 Anonymous
>>7011516 Write your book in the style of a movie script then.

11 min later 7011551 Maeve
>>7011540 most of the people who have it have dark skin though not sure how it'd work against my white boy skin.. that's why the honey brown might be better

11 min later 7011552 kiwi (bluewaffle2.jpg 383x350 90kB)
>>7011511

12 min later 7011554 Neptune
>>7011519 :< headpat snickerdoo >>7011520 >tfw ywn have anyone ever think about you >>7011523 >no neptune Looks like I gotta take things into my own hands

13 min later 7011557 elanna
>>7011552 Dis is art

14 min later 7011558 Anonymous
>>7011541 ur cute

14 min later 7011559 Anonymous
>>7011552 >bluewaffle2 post the first one

14 min later 7011560 Snickerdoodle
>>7011554 Hoi, Nep

15 min later 7011561 Isla / Cody (010_EVAKA_03_L_1_1.jpg 1280x720 180kB)
They are talking about doing cocaine in a lambo.. martin shkrelis server is great.

15 min later 7011562 pookie
>>7011552 hi dog

16 min later 7011563 Anonymous
>>7011531 hey elanna, how is the thanksgiving planning going? did you get your moms recipes? are you planning out your shopping list and table setting?

16 min later 7011564 Cassidy
>>7011552 >tfw no dog

16 min later 7011565 kiwi (bluewaffle.jpg 383x350 30kB)
>>7011557 ty >>7011559 here >>7011562 hi

17 min later 7011566 quid
hi how is everyone doing?

17 min later 7011567 Anonymous (14212733_1218852858137677_5562648817833436501_n.jpg 320x320 7kB)
>>7011565 thank

18 min later 7011569 Cassidy
>>7011566 do good drink beer

19 min later 7011574 Anonymous (1475219453742.jpg 519x533 96kB)
>>7011523

20 min later 7011577 pookie
>>7011565 what's up

21 min later 7011580 It's
>>7011551 I have brown hair and I like it.

21 min later 7011581 Anonymous
>>7011566 Trying to use the internet to fill that empty feeling but it isn't working.

22 min later 7011584 "Sarah"
>>7011547 I do that now it's frustrating because no one will ever see it or care. >>7011559 Lol

22 min later 7011585 Anonymous
>>7011581 >Trying to use the internet to fill that empty feeling you need a boyfriend

23 min later 7011588 Neptune
>>7011544 Grace is back? hi >>7011560 How are you this fine morning? err night? Sleeping during the day throws me off >>7011566 hi quid life sucks and existence is meaningless other than that p good

24 min later 7011590 elanna (kurisu_110.jpg 1600x2000 226kB)
>>7011563 I got my mom's recipe and I actually got all the ingredients a few days ago Thanks for reminding me, I have to start thawing the turkey tonight :3

24 min later 7011591 "Sarah"
>>7011585 >>7011581 Weed and vidya help me a lot. Today, I wrote nothing on a piece of paper and lit it on fire. Another X on the blank calendar.

24 min later 7011592 kiwi (fuckwaffle.jpg 432x432 79kB)
>>7011567 >>7011577

26 min later 7011594 Anonymous
>>7011585 I'd prefer a girlfriend but I guess beggars can't be choosers. Although I kind of think that I need to fix my broken self before subjecting another person to a relationship with me.

26 min later 7011596 Snickerdoodle
>>7011588 Me sleeping during the day or you? I'm just gonna finish this movie I woke up to then do my homework

26 min later 7011597 Anonymous
>>7011590 oh okay, thats good :D I hope it all goes well and is delicious :3

26 min later 7011600 Isla / Cody (203_EVKOT_01_L_1_7.jpg 1280x720 126kB)
thread give me attention please ty me on the left

27 min later 7011602 "Sarah"
>>7011594 I want a girlfriend. But I live at home. The struggle is real.

27 min later 7011604 Maeve
>>7011600 can i be the one on the right i need isla huggs T B H

27 min later 7011605 Anonymous
im gay

27 min later 7011606 Squeak (3674717_midi.jpg 900x900 217kB)
>>7011584 Write plays, and get them staged.

28 min later 7011608 elanna (kurisu_016.jpg 855x1300 182kB)
>>7011597 Me too, thank you! It's probably going to be a disaster but at least I'll have store bought pumpkin pie and dinner rolls.

28 min later 7011612 quid
>>7011569 yay beer 8) yay good >>7011581 it rarely does ;~; >>7011588 iktf I know it's frustrating for people to care about you but I'm glad you're okay

28 min later 7011613 Isla / Cody
>>7011604 sure u can but that means ur crying

28 min later 7011614 Anonymous
>>7011605 Trip on Anna

29 min later 7011615 pookie
>>7011592 *flips u off*

29 min later 7011616 Anonymous
>>7011602 Would your family not be okay with you having a girlfriend or what?

29 min later 7011619 kiwi (1448674017826.jpg 410x463 29kB)
>>7011615

30 min later 7011620 quid
>>7011600 mfw you post a more overt version of >>7011566

30 min later 7011621 pookie (012.jpg 720x960 134kB)
>>7011619 puppy

31 min later 7011623 Anonymous (1460241935131.jpg 1215x731 533kB)
Hey Faggots, My name is Brad, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

31 min later 7011624 Grace (_dreaming_outloud-6980.jpg 2000x3000 1117kB)
i want this but i dont think i can budget it in rn

31 min later 7011626 "Sarah"
>>7011606 I'd be more partial to join a comedy thing like the whitest kids you know. I write at that level - just never really had interest in the comedy side of drama. It's cliche, but I'm a tranny now so things have changed considerably... I want to make a show called "Sarah" (with the quotes) like a surreal reality show. Eric Andre, but calm. Like adult swim style the bear thing or whatever that production group is I wanna be with those types of people.

32 min later 7011628 Isla / Cody (393_EVSAK_03_L_2_1.jpg 1280x720 145kB)
>>7011620 i just want love and affection right now

33 min later 7011629 quid
>>7011628 well you're only human *hugs and pats*

33 min later 7011630 Snickerdoodle
>>7011623 Brad we all know you take the titty skittles and let your bros grope you

33 min later 7011631 "Sarah"
>>7011616 I live on the same floor of my parents, and I'm 24. It isn't conducive to a proper sex life desu. I wanna be having like a ton of girls come through (heh), blast and play music and video games, smoke weed and cuddle. I don't want mommy and daddy within 40 miles of that.

33 min later 7011632 Maeve
>>7011613 exactly

33 min later 7011635 Isla / Cody (604_EVSAT_02_L_1.jpg 1280x720 171kB)
>>7011629 i feel lonely this happens sometimes though

35 min later 7011637 Anonymous
>>7011608 it'll be fine, as long as you follow your oven temp to weight guideline and things are getting a little too brown just pop some foil over it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTw XudZTWQA what sides are you making?

35 min later 7011638 kiwi (fuckyou.jpg 403x538 70kB)
>>7011621

35 min later 7011639 Anonymous
i need a snuggle buddy bad

36 min later 7011640 Maeve (maxwell-sandy.gif 320x240 397kB)
>>7011639 i volunteer as tribute

36 min later 7011643 Anonymous
>>7011624 What, the bag? The jacket? The flowers?

36 min later 7011644 Anonymous (hipchange.jpg 577x640 96kB)
Hey I posted this at a different time today when diff trips were on. Is this hip growth? I'm 24 so I never expected to get any growth. It doesn't seem like fat cause it feels like bone and I can't really pinch it. My partner says he notices a difference and I think I sort of do but I'm afraid of it being a placebo so I don't wanna get my hopes up.

36 min later 7011645 Isla / Cody (sd_b01_e.jpg 1280x720 138kB)
>>7011632 aw :c

37 min later 7011646 Anonymous
>>7011640 ok get your jammies on and hop in my bed

38 min later 7011649 elanna
>>7011637 Mashed taters Stuffing Gravy I have canned cranberry sauce, and two types of wine Idk it's nothing too over the top, I'm mostly excited for stuffing desu although I only got like half a pound of bread crumbs. ;~;

39 min later 7011650 Maeve (tumblr_mhvgskvl8i1qji5g4o7_400.gif 345x237 776kB)
>>7011646 i dont have jammies does naked work >>7011645 with isla huggs there will be no more tears

39 min later 7011651 Anonymous
>>7011644 You might have not reached the point where your hips had fused, I imagine there's some variation in when that happens. If so, you're lucky I guess.

39 min later 7011652 Anonymous
>>7011650 >i dont have jammies >does naked work that's better desu

40 min later 7011653 nim (Screen-Shot-2015-11-12-at-7.17.01-PM-688x490.png 688x490 348kB)
have a good night

40 min later 7011654 olive (IMG_3167.jpg 640x227 17kB)
>tfw wat di

40 min later 7011655 pookie
>>7011638 wtf i got doxxd

41 min later 7011656 Isla / Cody (094.jpg 1024x768 98kB)
>>7011650 no more tears pls >>7011653 nini emi

41 min later 7011657 Anonymous (1470505791158.jpg 692x1383 222kB)
remember this LMAO

42 min later 7011660 Anonymous
>>7011657 nigger

43 min later 7011663 Anonymous (1470066599775.jpg 596x375 246kB)
what the FUCK

43 min later 7011664 "Sarah"
>>7011644 I'm not an expert but that doesn't seem logical. Bone growth takes awhile. And I don't THINK that HRT is going to change your hips that dramatically that soon. I'm only 2 months in, and my left Tit is barely budding and the right is mocking me flat. No hip changes, slight skin changes on face and I think stomach?

44 min later 7011665 elanna (kurisu_065.jpg 1000x1200 284kB)
>>7011663 >what the FUCK That's my peepor

44 min later 7011666 Maeve
>>7011654 send him a thumbs up >>7011653 sweet dreams hope your titty skittles taste nice >>7011663 please don't post this picture of me

45 min later 7011667 Anonymous
>>7011663 what's wrong anon it's just a benis

45 min later 7011668 Squeak
>>7011626 Write up scripts for those shows and submit them.

45 min later 7011672 Anonymous (Atretochoana-eiselti-1024x768.jpg 1024x768 308kB)
>>7011663 That's an amphibian.

48 min later 7011677 kiwi (cock.jpg 322x318 54kB)


48 min later 7011678 Anonymous
If I broke my hip bones and reset them on HRT would I get feminine hips?

49 min later 7011682 olive (IMG_3168.jpg 640x668 88kB)
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

49 min later 7011683 Anonymous
>>7011649 oh cool are those all your moms recipes? whats your stuffing recipe? are you going to part the breast skin and stuff in some zested herb butter? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8b x56etxkE btw, chef john mashed taters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0g WH2E4lWg are you making your own gravy or packet stuff? I put a carrot, some celery and an onion underneath my turkey and then drain off the turkey pan juices into a glass and then skim off most of the fat then use the pan juices with powdered gravy to bulk it out

50 min later 7011684 Anonymous
>>7011678 let's find your baby ;o

50 min later 7011685 Anonymous (1473906697022.jpg 317x286 14kB)
>me, 20, junior in college >pass pretty well >living with a steady girlfriend who I love very much and would do anything for >shitty childhood and adolescence that I can hardly remember >strong circumstantial evidence that I might have been molested, but can't definitively say so >therapist says I've essentially cordoned most of my memories off in the back of my mind since I started living as a woman >feel robbed of a childhood >not emotionally ready to be an adult yet and often find myself thinking as if I'm still a teenager >emotional development is stunted as all hell >shit social skills because I'm a total shrinking violet and get anxious when I have to socialize with anyone that's not my mom or girlfriend >always crying in private because depression meds just make getting through the day more bearable and don't address the unchangeable roots of my problems >entering my third year on HRT >crying every day because I will never be pregnant and be a real mother >recently turned to weebshit for escapism >tfw life isn't a shoujo manga with happy endings and problems that always have solutions I'm not ready for real life yet. My only real goal in life outside of transitioning is to be a mother, but I'm barren because I'm a fucking tranny monster. Anybody else feel this way, or am I just super fucked up in addition to being a tranny? Excuse my shit typing; I'm about ready to pass out in bed.

51 min later 7011688 Anonymous
>>7011682 you give her the D already?

51 min later 7011689 Anonymous
>>7011677 i like it =]

51 min later 7011690 Circé (that was a burp whoops wow i'm drunk.webm 627x476 1713kB)
went to a punk show tonight met some cuties. And i highly reccomend this one band called Zaat. They were AWESOME also kind of drunk but here was my outfit

52 min later 7011692 "Sarah"
>>7011668 That's my project all month! It's so tough to get organized for me. I'm currently "tracing" episodes. I write the dialogue and script my way for the episodes I watch. I'm watching Gotham now tracing an episode. Takes 5 hours to do 40 minutes. Then from there I learn the structure, and I modify all the cliche bad guys or steal them from other shows (My original stuff is always the best). Ive only got star trek, ghost in the Shell, CSI, burn notice, and LOST spec scripts up to snuff. I need more. Like fucking 50 more.

53 min later 7011694 Anonymous
>>7011690 I don't want to alarm you, but I think both your top and pants have some holes in them. Don't worry, I'm sure most people didn't notice.

53 min later 7011695 kiwi (dogger.jpg 328x314 49kB)
>>7011689

53 min later 7011696 ohihatethis (iy6L6K0BLtl-N6ZP-JWWzqxO_qmGD7CayB7lIPJlVWY.jpg 640x657 220kB)
Electrolysis. Would any of you mind sharing how long it took you to have your face passably cleared and then completely cleared? Additional information like how long you've been on hrt and how your facial hair grows would be helpful. I had my first session today and while I could get through it, it stung pretty bad. And the redness was embarrassing. Really hoping the 200 hours/1 year number I'm seeing thrown around is just an estimate for thicker beards. And any general tips for making electrolysis less awful would fucking terrific. Thanks gang.

55 min later 7011701 "Sarah"
>>7011690 I aspire to be you or like you in a few months. I'll need help with style and stuff. ..i miss punk shows so badly ugh I've been a shut in. You're the only trip my soul finds hot.

57 min later 7011706 elanna (kurisu_098.png 446x362 311kB)
>>7011683 I'm using my mom's stuffing recipe, It's mostly breadcrumbs and chicken stock with poultry seasoning, fresh parsley, shitloads of butter and apple. Idk if I'm going to get that fancy with the turkey but I'm going to baste it while it's cooking and all that. I have some cream and some milk for the mashed taters. Sadly my turkey is kinda small so I likely won't have enough drippings for gravy, but I have packets. Idk, all things considered it's a pretty basic Thanksgiving dinner. I'm hoping that I can do the basics properly before I get fancy.

57 min later 7011708 Anonymous
>>7011685 Adoption is still an option. As far as how fucked up you feel beyond just transition, that's pretty common here (myself included).

58 min later 7011709 olive
>>7011688 It's a boy and no I think he wants to make me part of his poly-harem but I'm dating a girl but we might break up soon for unrelated reasons but I'm not sure if I'd be comfortable with being poly and AAAAAAA

58 min later 7011711 Anonymous
oh okay well, I'm sure it will be delicious watch these two videos as well just so it helps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oh _tJdRz_c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNl l42vExkc

1 hours later 7011717 Anonymous (1475558085962.jpg 640x1460 190kB)


1 hours later 7011720 pookie
>>7011717 u stole that

1 hours later 7011725 elanna
>>7011717 Same

1 hours later 7011727 Anonymous
>>7011720 *nuzzles*

1 hours later 7011730 Anonymous
>>7011708 I don't want to adopt a child, though. Every family I know that has adopted children has been royally fucked up with weird family dynamics and it scares me. I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to love the child if it weren't my own, especially if they looked nothing like my girlfriend or I.

1 hours later 7011731 Anonymous
>>7011649 do you have any cabbage or kale or sprouts or beans to go on the side?

1 hours later 7011732 "Sarah"
Tfw can't be slutty rabbit for Halloween.

1 hours later 7011733 Anonymous (1475001462927.jpg 327x384 31kB)


1 hours later 7011735 elanna (confused_anime_girl_04.png 240x240 85kB)
>>7011731 Whats a cabbage or kale or sprouts or beans?

1 hours later 7011738 pookie (pookie4.jpg 593x571 97kB)


1 hours later 7011739 olive
>>7011732 be a slutty Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas

1 hours later 7011740 quid
>>7011720 i want to see ur big daddy meat

1 hours later 7011743 Anonymous (51987273_p0.jpg 392x419 152kB)
>>7011733

1 hours later 7011744 Anonymous
>>7011738 who needs a diaper and miwky wiwky

1 hours later 7011745 Anonymous
>>7011738 who needs a diaper and miwky wiwky

1 hours later 7011749 Rachel
>tfw alone

1 hours later 7011750 Anonymous (1468390907900.png 547x395 98kB)


1 hours later 7011752 Maeve (2015.png 632x469 230kB)
>>7011738 that was emotionally taxing to read

1 hours later 7011753 Anonymous
>>7011735 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceI vD9BW01k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJm pmSV5xho

1 hours later 7011754 Anonymous
>>7011750 diapsout4harambe

1 hours later 7011755 Anonymous
>>7011749 iktf

1 hours later 7011757 Anonymous (1475201697357.jpg 415x415 50kB)


1 hours later 7011760 elanna (kurisu_122.png 456x672 132kB)
>>7011753 I mean, I know what they are, I'm just reluctant to cook them because I absolutely hate cruciferous vegetables

1 hours later 7011761 Anonymous (169830_10150098561681122_629911121_6337625_5802834_o.jpg 1065x1036 74kB)
i would like to be a chaser here who avatarposts using swiper from dora the explorer and if people get tired of my chasing they can say "chaser no chasing" three times and i have to stop chasing for some amount of time, similar to how swiper has to stop swiping if you say "swiper no swiping" three times

1 hours later 7011762 Grace (1453418178573.png 446x538 245kB)
shopping makes me anxious

1 hours later 7011763 kiwi (cool.jpg 454x444 78kB)


1 hours later 7011764 pookie
>>7011763 B)

1 hours later 7011765 Anonymous
>>7011760 oh

1 hours later 7011766 Anonymous
>>7011762 grace is a cute scaredy cat worrywart

1 hours later 7011767 Rachel
>>7011762 It does the opposite for me. I just spent $200 on sweaters and it took some of the edge off.

1 hours later 7011772 "Sarah" (1475287687980.jpg 1325x2000 331kB)
>>7011760 Cruciferous... Is that where your have like bean sprout cooked with a cross made of tooth pics? >>7011763

1 hours later 7011773 Anonymous
>>7011763 B)

1 hours later 7011774 Anonymous
elanna is my best friend

1 hours later 7011776 Maeve
>>7011762 i'd just look like a creepy dude :sob:

1 hours later 7011777 Anonymous
elanna is my girlfriend simulator

1 hours later 7011778 Isla / Cody (141.jpg 1024x768 104kB)
drunk and playing overwatch

1 hours later 7011780 elanna (kurisu_133.png 1548x2000 2558kB)
>>7011765 Yeah idk, I'd cook them, and my parents would like them but then I'd be stuck with leftovers ;~; >>7011772 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cru ciferous_vegetables

1 hours later 7011781 Anonymous
elanna is my lover

1 hours later 7011782 Grace (1456000005615.jpg 1280x720 128kB)
>>7011766 icant hewlp it >>7011767 if i start takingv too long it stops being fun and i just feel a ton of self imposed pressure, even online

1 hours later 7011787 Anonymous
elanna is my partner

1 hours later 7011793 Anonymous
elanna is my roommate

1 hours later 7011797 kiwi (bird.jpg 318x376 49kB)
>>7011764 >>7011772 >>7011773

1 hours later 7011800 Anonymous
>>7011797 wtf

1 hours later 7011802 Anonymous (1475633296279.jpg 193x187 19kB)
>>7011780 well I mean, you could always try something different like these but instead of duck fat fry it off in some bacon fat and toss the bacon bits through with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKr hkzRLl3s

1 hours later 7011807 quid
>>7011778 I just fixed my lost authenticator so I'll be doing same soon :3

1 hours later 7011808 elanna (confused_anime_girl_08.png 720x720 502kB)
>>7011787 >>7011793 >>7011781 >>7011777 >>7011774 What is even happening right now? >>7011802 But Brussels sprouts are so bitter :(

1 hours later 7011809 Anonymous
>>7011808 not when roasted until the caramelise :)

1 hours later 7011811 アリーネス
hello, everyone. it's gotten really cold lately

1 hours later 7011812 Anonymous
elanna is a nice lady

1 hours later 7011813 Anonymous
>>7011651 True. I started puberty incredibly late. I've been wondering if maybe that has something to do with it. >>7011664 See, that's exactly how I feel. It honestly doesn't make sense to me. I'm 3 months in and my left and right tits are already around an a cup though, drastic skin changes, and a lot of my hair has changed.

1 hours later 7011814 Anonymous
elanna is my target

1 hours later 7011817 Anonymous
elanna im on my way

1 hours later 7011818 Maeve
>>7011811 cold is nice this way i can wear big fluffy clothes and feel like a mobile blanket

1 hours later 7011819 Anonymous
>>7011814 hi temp

1 hours later 7011821 Anonymous
Battery is low 15% remaining יTURN ON BATTERY SAVER

1 hours later 7011822 Anonymous
elanna im gonna get you

1 hours later 7011824 アリーネス (20140202034812ba9.jpg 695x610 231kB)
>>7011777 wait. could this mean that i'm no longer the girlfriend simulator? or is this someone else?

1 hours later 7011826 Anonymous
>>7011814 I tried to make elanna my bf but she is really bad at it I need a new target now

1 hours later 7011827 Anonymous
>>7011811 you broke up with me in my girlfriend simulator

1 hours later 7011828 Anonymous
elanna i can see you

1 hours later 7011830 アリーネス
>>7011818 me too. i should hurry up & finish my scarf

1 hours later 7011831 "Sarah" (20160929_170040.jpg 1920x1080 384kB)
>>7011827 How about me

1 hours later 7011832 edie (File Oct 05, 1 38 08 AM.png 1242x2208 279kB)
>tfw the guy who fucked me so hard he bruised my taint wants to bruise it all of the time the sad part is that like he sends me snaps and texts me pretty often, but i constantly just kind of want him around for the sex..... like he's the guy who i tried to kick out of my apartment after sex one time who got all up in his feelings cause he wanted to cuddle and spend the night lol should i feel bad for doing this orrrrr? like what guy doesn't want to have sex right so why should it matter

1 hours later 7011833 Anonymous
>>7011826 fuck you i hate your guts

1 hours later 7011835 アリーネス
>>7011827 well that was quick. how did that go down anyway? i'm curious

1 hours later 7011837 Grace
>>7011832 What happened with that older guy?

1 hours later 7011838 Anonymous
>>7011832 no one cares

1 hours later 7011839 elanna (anime_cry_03.gif 500x281 511kB)
>>7011814 >>7011817 >>7011822 >>7011828 Temp you're scaring me

1 hours later 7011840 Faye (IMG_0375.jpg 666x660 85kB)
>>7011832 Don't talk to me or my taint ever again

1 hours later 7011841 Snickerdoodle (image.png 649x859 271kB)
That math problem took me like 10 minutes

1 hours later 7011842 Anonymous (1465841012196.png 300x200 140kB)
>tfw tried to contact school medical services multiple times and lgbt group once through email about finding a place to get the titty skittles >no answers >will have to call >anxiety

1 hours later 7011843 Anonymous
>>7011835 your simulation said said she couldn't handle being a simulation.

1 hours later 7011844 Anonymous (20111122-180722-brussels-sprouts-with-bacon-step-4.jpg 610x458 136kB)
>>7011808 >But Brussels sprouts are so bitter :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HB j-ZJjD7M

1 hours later 7011845 It's
>>7011762 Me too. :[

1 hours later 7011846 Anonymous (1475232063426.png 540x92 21kB)
>>7011833 that's super rude senpai I was just trying to get a bf why you gotta hate?

1 hours later 7011847 Anonymous
>>7011762 everything makes me anxious

1 hours later 7011848 edie (tumblr_oedp8v0JbC1vfh32ao1_540.jpg 540x656 86kB)
>>7011837 he moved too slowly. like 2 weeks into us talking and he still hadn't asked me out on a date or anything lol thennnnnnnnnnnnn the guy with the nice jawline and lips who is my age is still around, but we're not exclusive or anything, so it's w/e >>7011840 L M A O that's the whitest hairiest taint desu

1 hours later 7011850 Anonymous (1381933512068.jpg 450x419 88kB)
>>7011847

1 hours later 7011851 Anonymous
>>7011848 How does pooping work? Seriously, I don't understand butt sex. Like who would want a dick in their literal food exit intestine gut track.

1 hours later 7011852 Anonymous
>>7011850 that's perfect.

1 hours later 7011853 Anonymous (1471468868193.gif 376x256 509kB)
>there are people who don't put everything elanna says into a neutral network so they'll have a virtual elanna to talk to

1 hours later 7011856 Anonymous
>>7011851 you clean it out a few hours before senpai it and it feels really good

1 hours later 7011857 Anonymous
>>7011853 why would i do that when i literally just had her in my mouth?

1 hours later 7011858 アリーネス
>>7011843 well, i guess that was to be expected

1 hours later 7011859 Neptune
>>7011853 >tfw no one will neutral network me

1 hours later 7011860 edie
>>7011851 you douche the inside of your bootyhole and eat a decent diet and you're clean as a whistle.

1 hours later 7011862 アリーネス
>>7011853 i may do research into artificial intelligence when i graduate w/ my bachelor's degree

1 hours later 7011866 Snickerdoodle (image.gif 240x200 29kB)
>tfw nep teases you with one (you) before disappearing I need my fix

1 hours later 7011869 Anonymous
>>7011860 you always end up with a little bit of poop on ur dick u just dont tell the girl about it so you dont hurt her feelings

1 hours later 7011870 Anonymous
>>7011866 you need to finish your homework young lady!

1 hours later 7011871 kiwi (dog.jpg 450x325 62kB)


1 hours later 7011873 Anonymous
>>7011866 hi snickerdoodle i love you

1 hours later 7011874 Anonymous
>>7011871 this is pretty cool

1 hours later 7011876 アリーネス (1463045568161.gif 838x650 258kB)
>>7011858 >implying i'm not a simulation of my own existence ego is nothing more than a meme we are all sentient memes

1 hours later 7011877 Anonymous
>add someone >too scared to talk to them welp

1 hours later 7011878 Anonymous
>>7011860 What's a decent diet? Id like to have sex before srs but I'm super scared ;_;

1 hours later 7011879 Anonymous
>>7011869 t. virgin whose never done anal

1 hours later 7011883 Anonymous
>>7011860 B)

1 hours later 7011885 Anonymous
>>7011520 i daydreamed about you once and i'm still a boy

1 hours later 7011886 Anonymous
>>7011877 iktf too well i can talk to people on 4chan easily but the moment it moves off board i get tongue tied

1 hours later 7011889 Anonymous
>>7011879 t. virgin whose never done anal

1 hours later 7011890 kiwi (dog.jpg 432x576 51kB)
>>7011874

1 hours later 7011891 Anonymous
>>7011839 >remember that elanna doesn't into the irc it's not even me i'm worried for your safety ;_;

1 hours later 7011893 Isla / Cody (124.jpg 1024x768 98kB)
dude i want hugs and fuggs

1 hours later 7011895 Maeve
>>7011885 .///.

1 hours later 7011896 pookie
>>7011893 omg

1 hours later 7011897 Anonymous
>>7011893 i'd give you hugs but i'm ugly

1 hours later 7011898 Anonymous
>>7011893 ok ill do it

1 hours later 7011899 Faye (IMG_0378.jpg 236x157 18kB)
>>7011890 Idgi

1 hours later 7011901 kiwi
>>7011899 i'm just talking to cordi on skype and making silly dog pics

1 hours later 7011902 Anonymous
pookie elanna snickerdoodle mikey isla grace steven

1 hours later 7011904 Isla / Cody
>>7011896 omp help omg >>7011897 :((( >>7011898 hugs

1 hours later 7011906 Anonymous
>>7011904 fugs

1 hours later 7011908 edie
>>7011869 then they didn't douche lol >>7011878 basically anything that's not really greasy and processed.

1 hours later 7011909 Anonymous
>>7011901 keep making them pls

1 hours later 7011910 Anonymous
>>7011908 >greasy and processed. dang my inner asshole must be super poopy

2 hours later 7011912 kiwi (ok.jpg 540x360 52kB)
>>7011909 ok

2 hours later 7011916 Snickerdoodle
>>7011870 I'm doing it! >>7011873 Love you too

2 hours later 7011917 Grace (tumblr_mufj4y8QGx1qg78wpo1_500.gif 500x228 690kB)
Holy moly I just placed a huge clothes order, time for new leggings, tops, boots, underwear, socks... >>7011902 wha

2 hours later 7011919 Anonymous
>>7011917 can i have your old underwear

2 hours later 7011922 Anonymous (jupiter.png 471x361 349kB)
I don't think anybody cares much about Alines. lol. >>7011876 You hear that, you hon? Nobody cares about you or your metaphysical bullshit. KYS.

2 hours later 7011923 Isla / Cody (148.png 1024x768 319kB)
being drunk makes me horny

2 hours later 7011925 Grace (1393909474085.gif 182x250 79kB)
>>7011919 I still need it you pantsu sniffer

2 hours later 7011926 Anonymous
>>7011922 I like her I just don't have anything to say most of the time

2 hours later 7011928 Anonymous
גרייס אילנה אכילה פוקי שמיילס ישלה פלב פאי אידי סופי כאיד פלב ופופו אכילה אילנה כפה קרול רד סקוויק נים שאקירה פרנזי טראשי גריי אנד

2 hours later 7011929 Anonymous
>>7011916 good girl

2 hours later 7011930 Anonymous
>>7011866 You made my heart go doki doki I'm getting ready for work though :< I'll send (you)s as long as I can

2 hours later 7011931 Anonymous
>>7011925 it's not sexual sniffing it's stress relief sniffing

2 hours later 7011932 Maeve (wTaXuib.png 158x187 43kB)
>>7011923 i'm well aware..

2 hours later 7011936 Neptune
>>7011930 >>7011866 Oops forgot trip Was posting in other threads

2 hours later 7011937 Isla / Cody
>>7011932 MAEVE PlS bulLY

2 hours later 7011939 Anonymous (1422436583191.jpg 464x436 243kB)
>>7011923

2 hours later 7011940 Anonymous (1463223262527.jpg 519x533 85kB)
>>7011926 I don't think she likes herself very much, to the least.

2 hours later 7011941 Anonymous
>>7011940 kiwi put the waffle dog in this

2 hours later 7011942 Anonymous
>>7011940 what is your issue hon

2 hours later 7011943 Grace (1343118667984.png 419x508 296kB)
>>7011931 Why would that be stress relief

2 hours later 7011946 アリーネス
>>7011940 :(

2 hours later 7011950 Anonymous
>>7011943 big fat butt pheromones relieve stress desu idk grace, it just does

2 hours later 7011951 Anonymous (toothbear.jpg 211x282 15kB)
>>7011942 >Implying I'm even trans.

2 hours later 7011952 Maeve
alines is my girlfriend please stop the slander

2 hours later 7011954 Grace (1455999309654.png 400x250 67kB)
>>7011950 >pheromones More like sweat lol

2 hours later 7011956 Snickerdoodle
>>7011929 ^_^ >>7011930 >>7011936 Yay <3

2 hours later 7011960 Anonymous
>>7011951 repressing trans is still trans imo

2 hours later 7011961 kiwi (dogger.jpg 379x228 27kB)


2 hours later 7011963 Anonymous
>>7011869 Given anal sex a couple of times. Never got poo on my dick.

2 hours later 7011965 アリーネス (23304040_p0.jpg 947x1260 514kB)
>>7011942 anon is right though. i do hate myself. but i don't know anybody here who i've never suspected of that

2 hours later 7011967 Anonymous
>>7011960 Nice try.

2 hours later 7011969 Anonymous
>>7011941 >>7011961

2 hours later 7011970 kiwi (1475640528310.jpg 641x619 27kB)
>>7011969 ok 1 sec

2 hours later 7011972 Anonymous
>>7011965 well I think you're fine. I don't really like myself either but people seem to like or at least tolerate me.

2 hours later 7011976 Anonymous
>>7011965 But I think it's especially pathetic in your case. To my knowledge, you're the only person on /mtfg/ who has ever pretended to be somebody else in an attempt to publicly humiliate yourself (or maybe it was to be an attention whore). I think instead of seeking hormone therapy, you should seeking regular therapy.

2 hours later 7011979 kiwi (waffle.jpg 460x472 50kB)
>>7011969 >>7011941 >>7011940

2 hours later 7011981 Anonymous (1474087600664.gif 346x367 521kB)
What I miss.

2 hours later 7011982 アリーネス
>>7011976 .... i thought everyone forgot about that

2 hours later 7011983 Anonymous
>>7011979 :)

2 hours later 7011986 Anonymous (1474717723094.gif 174x225 38kB)
Where is everybody? Stop talking in your secret chats!

2 hours later 7011987 アリーネス
>>7011983 >>7011979 i don't think this is a good time for that

2 hours later 7011989 Anonymous
Hi /mtfg/ I am a trip who is drunk. I used to post here but it has been ages. I slept with three other trips from here and a few chasers.I was a virgin until my mid 20s but now have a body count well north of 20 in just a few years. I am kind of rich and i am basically an alcoholic. Who am I?

2 hours later 7011992 Anonymous (scarscar (88).jpg 1757x927 130kB)
/scv/ linked here where my scarlett fans at?

2 hours later 7011993 Anonymous (1463610856653.jpg 500x497 66kB)
>>7011987 Awww... Did I hurt your little feefees? Don't worry, I'm done shitting on you. I got what I wanted. Later, fag.

2 hours later 7011999 Anonymous
>>7011992 I like her but I've never played starcraft so watching it isn't very interesting

2 hours later 7012001 Anonymous (1468177040205.gif 750x900 1066kB)
Guess I'll just go play WoW some more..

2 hours later 7012002 Anonymous
Did you all perform a mass suicide event or something?

2 hours later 7012004 Anonymous
>>7011989 lol you faggots don't even care. Whelp I drunk four 7.2% alcohol beers in one hour and I am working on two more as week speak. gonna get wasted and maybe do the deed.

2 hours later 7012006 Isla / Cody
who am i supposed to cuddle in bed with

2 hours later 7012008 Isla / Cody
dude wtfwhy don't i have someone literally in my bed right now

2 hours later 7012011 Anonymous
>>7012001 EU or NA?

2 hours later 7012012 Neptune
>>7011956 I want to hugg snickerdoo It's cold outside walking to work :<

2 hours later 7012014 アリーネス
i hope that guy doesn't come back

2 hours later 7012022 Anonymous
>>7012001 Get on Steam and talk to me

2 hours later 7012025 kiwi (1465812908714.jpg 500x403 133kB)
cordi makes me feel special goodnight

2 hours later 7012026 Snickerdoodle
>>7012012 Share body warmth

2 hours later 7012027 Anonymous
>>7012004 i will give you a hint and an incentive. I live in a house that has over 250 guns in it and I am a massive gun nut. I will post steam keys if people can figure out who I am.

2 hours later 7012029 Anonymous
>>7012027 umaru

3 hours later 7012031 Anonymous
>>7012008 Distance. It's a bitch.

3 hours later 7012034 Anonymous
>>7012029 No, a even bigger hint. I took my dad's z06 for a joy ride up i5 at 2am high on acid and got it up to 203.

3 hours later 7012035 Anonymous
>>7012034 melly

3 hours later 7012036 Anonymous
>>7012034 fashonista

3 hours later 7012038 Anonymous
>>7012035 >>7012036 >>7012029 2IRDF-NMZZL-BYD5G >>7012029

3 hours later 7012045 edie (tumblr_ob1w34wm8M1rvzucio1_500.jpg 488x351 81kB)


3 hours later 7012047 Anonymous
>>7012038 you said keyS

3 hours later 7012048 Anonymous
i HAVE A GLOCK M1A 1911 LOADED ON MY DESK READY TO DO THE DEED BYE MTFG FUCK OFF i AM DONE. YOU STILL DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM EITHER WHICH IS FUNNY BYE FAGGOTS.

3 hours later 7012049 アリーネス
>>7012045 that's funny. iknow it wasn't for me but thanks. i needed that

3 hours later 7012050 Anonymous
>>7012048 okay...?

3 hours later 7012052 Anonymous
>>7012048 autumn

3 hours later 7012056 Anonymous
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

3 hours later 7012057 Sertii (800px-OP_C016_rei.jpg 800x600 157kB)
do girls lock their shoulders back? Is this healthy to do when your bone structure isn't cis female?

3 hours later 7012059 アリーネス
>>7012048 shit. man i really hope this was a joke

3 hours later 7012063 Anonymous
>>7012059 We all do. I don't want girls dying >:

3 hours later 7012066 BeanBoy
>>7012008 Ur not trying hard enough >>7012004 Drink more. Don't commit suicide. >>7011989 I beat that body count in literally. Literally. Under a month. Rueven >>7011851 Humans r weird >>7011847 Smoke cigarettes Some one Anyone Plz >respond

3 hours later 7012069 Anonymous (B4LZub3.jpg 3840x1080 205kB)
>>7012050 >>7012052 BYE FGGOT >>7012056 i AM NOT A TRANNY THOUGH I AM INTERSEX. NOT EVEN CHASERS WANT AN INTERSEX THING FUCK I JUST GAVE AWAY WHO I WAS. >>7012059 NOPE. I HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF DRUGS I AM GONNA TAKE TO ENSURE IT WILL END NOW. EVEN IF THE BULLET DOESN'T WORK THE DRUGS WILL DO IT. ALL THE BLOOD TOO. ASPRINE AND SPIRO WILL DO THE JOB BYE WHO THIS THIS MOUNTIN IS SOME WHAT RELATED.

3 hours later 7012071 BeanBoy
>>7012069 Don't do it dumbass

3 hours later 7012073 Anonymous
>>7012069 Yeah, I know exactly who you are. Im here if you want to talk though, but I think I removed you because we didn't talk a lot. But we can readd one another and talk if you need it, its about all I can offer you.

3 hours later 7012074 Anonymous
>>7012059 It's obviously a joke. Glock does not produce the 1911 or any 1911 replicas.

3 hours later 7012076 Anonymous
>>7012069 so this is melly right? don't be stupid just go to sleep.

3 hours later 7012078 Anonymous
>>7012074 >>>/k/

3 hours later 7012081 アリーネス
god i'm so useless. i can't even stop somebody from committing suicide

3 hours later 7012082 Carol
>>7012081 What happened? Thats not your fault, some people just can't be talked out of it :/ Hugg

3 hours later 7012083 Anonymous (ABECE3B[1].jpg 855x652 126kB)
d-do I pass yet?

3 hours later 7012085 Anonymous
>>7012081 kill yourself then

3 hours later 7012088 Anonymous
>>7012073 who the fuck am I? I took 8 tabs of acid, 24 tabs of 25i and 17 tabs of 25d. I also drank 3 bottles of dxm. bye guys.

3 hours later 7012089 edie (tumblr_nnjgxr4FIf1rb2rcao1_540.jpg 540x377 38kB)
>>7012069 >>7012048 >>7011989 don't be fucking stupid lol this is the most desperate cry for attention and help i've ever seen. so here, have some attention. now what do you want?

3 hours later 7012092 Anonymous
i really dislike edie

3 hours later 7012093 Anonymous
>>7012088 Im not posting names in public, assuming Im wrong it would be wrong to have assumed. It also wouldn't be nice to drag their name into the open.

3 hours later 7012101 アリーネス
>>7012085 nah, that would be too good for me. besides, i'd just pussy out like last time

3 hours later 7012104 Anonymous
>>7012093 do it faggot

3 hours later 7012107 Anonymous
>>7012088 acknowledge me >>7012076

3 hours later 7012111 アリーネス
i wonder. what happened to that girl who posted w/ snorkmaiden as her avatar. i haven't seen her in months

3 hours later 7012113 Anonymous
>>7012111 that's red and she is fine living with her gf now

3 hours later 7012117 アリーネス
>>7012113 i miss red. she was cool

3 hours later 7012119 Anonymous (mota_ru_0032611-2560x1024.jpg 2560x1024 406kB)
>>7012107 I am not that fat fuck melly. Would melly be cool enough to run linux from scratch with i3 installed and riced out and hacking into shit because she doesn't care about life?

3 hours later 7012122 Isla / Cody (Discord_2016-10-05_00-51-12.png 257x412 39kB)
an injustice

3 hours later 7012123 アリーネス
>>7012119 is that seattle?

3 hours later 7012124 Anonymous
>>7012119 Oh lmao its cornflakes

3 hours later 7012126 Anonymous (1475653554823.png 1400x695 430kB)
>>7012122

3 hours later 7012127 Anonymous
>>7012119 http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/s earch/text/arch/username/melly/

3 hours later 7012130 Anonymous
>>7012122 well you are a crybaby

3 hours later 7012132 Anonymous
>>7012119 was that mountain mt. st. helens?

3 hours later 7012133 Isla / Cody
>>7012126 wtf anon >>7012130 wtf anon no im not

3 hours later 7012134 Anonymous (file.png 700x490 534kB)
>>7012117 she still post every so often with these paintings

3 hours later 7012135 Anonymous
>>7012132 Mt. Rainier idk who this fellow seattleite is

3 hours later 7012136 Anonymous
>>7012124 cornflakes has a bf and doesn't care about guns afaik melly on the other had is intersex, a gun nut, lives on west coast and went on trips to pnw, and uses linux + i3 so I dunno seems like melly

3 hours later 7012137 Anonymous
>>7010445 Tranny rage, everybody run!

3 hours later 7012138 Anonymous (tumblr_nsocmiDSpG1swm6rso1_540.png 540x367 150kB)
>>7012133 PEE PEE POO POO

3 hours later 7012139 Anonymous
>>7012137 literally 8 hours ago

3 hours later 7012141 Anonymous
>>7010544 >Trannies actually believe they would all look better looking than average-good looking women DELUSION

3 hours later 7012143 Anonymous
>>7012136 When did Melly go to the pnw? i thought she lived in LA?

3 hours later 7012144 Anonymous
>>7010063 I wrote about hormone exposure in utero way further up and people argued I was wrong. Also, prenatal is usually the term used for the female carrying the fetus, not the fetus itself is it not? I can't take you seriously when you constantly try to imply my knowledge of biology extends to 5th grade, as others has said it's kindergarten level, high school level, etc. when you're still defending the person that said 50% of their cells are their mothers and 50% are their father's. They were not "accidentally right" about anything. You are reaching, as are the rest of the people on this incredibly deluded thread. You try and patronise me because you know your understanding of the subject is either on par or beneath my own. You believe that syndromes like CAIS and Klinefelter's make an argument for trans people, when they do not. If people are born with more than 2 sex determining chromosomes, e.g. XXY, that person is still biologically determined male. Not everybody with Klinefelter's identifies as female, oddly enough, either. Homogametic vs heterogametic, you should've read about this. You are bent on the assumption that because I'm pointing out biological sex that I ignore gender. I don't. But you are disagreeing with me anyway, the self professed fish biologist. Are you even graduated from school yet?

3 hours later 7012145 Anonymous
>>7011541 >Those short, stubby, man sausages Oh dear

3 hours later 7012146 Anonymous
>>7012144 >>7012141 >I have a lot of spare time, and I MATTER!!!

3 hours later 7012147 Anonymous
>>7012143 http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/t hread/6569781/#6570842

3 hours later 7012148 Anonymous
>>7011644 You're fatter, standing closer to the camera, with different lighting and a different angle. It's called delusion.

3 hours later 7012152 アリーネス
well, i have to get ready for my appointment tomrrow. i don't think i'm gonna sleep well tonight

3 hours later 7012153 Anonymous
>>7011664 Nothing about you is logical. That's why you're having to take hormone therapy so the world doesn't have to deal with you jumping in front of a train. Which will probably happen anyway.

3 hours later 7012154 Anonymous
>>7012152 don't take idiots here seriously

3 hours later 7012155 Maeve
>>7012152 :( hope you feel better is it a therapy appointment?

3 hours later 7012156 Snickerdoodle
>>7012145 Just another thing to be self conscious about

3 hours later 7012157 アリーネス
>>7012155 no. gp appointment

4 hours later 7012158 Anonymous
>>7012152 Other people's problems are not yours. Do your best and try to move on.

4 hours later 7012159 Anonymous
>>7012146 I genuinely do right now. So how are you girlies doing? Just girly things? HAHA

4 hours later 7012161 Smiles (WIN_20161004_21_51_35_Pro.jpg 640x360 37kB)
i hate having crushes i dont think hes into me at all but he occasionally does stuff which makes me thing he is reeeee how are you though, /mtfg/ everything OK?

4 hours later 7012162 Anonymous
>>7012083 Yes, sassy girlfriend.

4 hours later 7012163 Anonymous (1449374608700.webm 1280x720 3096kB)
is everyone ready? http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/04/russi a-tells-citizens-nuclear-war-with-t he-west-could-happen-soon-6171489/ https://www.rt.com/news/361553-russ ia-civil-defense-drill/

4 hours later 7012164 Maeve
>>7012161 i had a crush on someone like that what kinda stuff does he do that makes you think he is?

4 hours later 7012167 Anonymous
>>7012147 Damn you are stalkerish. Do you know what trip she saw in seattle and the other trips she said she slept with? >>7012163 ivy mike?

4 hours later 7012168 Anonymous
>>7012163 Oh I've been waiting for a while

4 hours later 7012170 Anonymous
>>7012161 I think it is a genuine tragedy that our children are being taken by this mental illness and made into parodies of women. In 100 years humanity will realise what it did wrong, and it's done a lot. Adults declaring children should be able to give consent to "transition". And then eventually leading them to the chopping block. Truly, stomach wrenchingly awful.

4 hours later 7012172 Anonymous (1449487547052.webm 1280x720 1899kB)
>>7012167 >ivy mike? yes actually

4 hours later 7012173 Smiles
>>7012164 like resting head on my shoulder and like physical contact and stuff and just the stuff he says

4 hours later 7012175 Anonymous
>>7012167 I just remember things she posted about no I do not remember who she saw though

4 hours later 7012176 Maeve
>>7012173 oh well that's not very subtle lol pretty cute sometimes i think back to this one guy maybe i was bad at taking hints, or maybe he just wasn't into me that way i'll never know ;_;

4 hours later 7012177 Anonymous
>>7010758 >Being attractive, doing your makeup perfectly, posing for photos perfectly, is a competitive disadvantage, just like being really really buff, they have a full time job looking pretty that gets in the way of reading attractive people are statistically more likely to be intelligent, especially on the genius level.

4 hours later 7012179 Snickerdoodle
>>7012161 similar -_-

4 hours later 7012191 Anonymous
>>7012161 Smiles, why are you so cute?

4 hours later 7012192 Anonymous
>tfw ywn be the gf in a loving hetero relationship with your high school friend who moved to saudi arabia in 10th grade

4 hours later 7012195 Anonymous (presidents-as-video-games-comic.png 928x336 100kB)
heh

4 hours later 7012198 Smiles (WIN_20161004_21_51_27_Pro.jpg 640x360 36kB)
>>7012176 i know but i think its like something he might just do to everyone idk and idkk ill see how it pans out >>7012179 its the worst isnt it ;=; >>7012191 but im not anon

4 hours later 7012205 Maeve
>>7012198 yeah good luck ^^ is your hair naturally like that btw? it looks pretty soft also the bangs are super cute really wish i had them :sob:

4 hours later 7012207 Isla / Cody
fuck im drukn

4 hours later 7012208 Snickerdoodle
>>7012198 It's not too bad we just text a lot and I worry I come off as a spazz. I don't think he is boyfriend material but he is charming and a good friend and he says he'd "shag me" if I end up a qt girl I feel kind of pathetic talking about this...probably was just being a flirt

4 hours later 7012210 Maeve
>>7012208 does he live near you? or is this just like long distance texting stuff >>7012207 is this good or bad

4 hours later 7012212 Anonymous
>>7012208 But you're already a cute girl... Thats not very nice of him...

4 hours later 7012215 Isla / Cody
>>7012210 i can't be honest with my feelings zzZZzz

4 hours later 7012216 Smiles (WIN_20161004_21_51_22_Pro.jpg 640x360 36kB)
>>7012205 yeah its natural but its uggo i used to have flat bangs but they got so long they transformed into side swept :v >>7012208 awww im sure itll be okay i hope things go well >>7012207 :c is that good?

4 hours later 7012217 Isla / Cody
>>7012216 i trashed myself cuz lol feelings for people hehe also yes you're pretty zzzzz

4 hours later 7012218 Isla / Cody
Why am I "mommys poopy bab"????

4 hours later 7012220 Maeve
>>7012216 side swept looks cuter imo >>7012218 you're the only one who can answer this question.. retrace your steps..

4 hours later 7012222 Isla / Cody
>>7012220 I joined a server Pook Pook invited me to

4 hours later 7012223 Maeve
>>7012222 YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF

4 hours later 7012224 Isla / Cody
>>7012223 no i didnt wtf

4 hours later 7012229 Snickerdoodle
>>7012210 Nah, we met like 3 years ago on some website and have talked regularly since >>7012212 He said he would think I was a girl but wouldn't be shocked to learn I was a guy >>7012216 "things" I'm just gonna continue to enjoy his company and think lewd thoughts to myself

4 hours later 7012235 Anonymous
>>7012195 dumb. also they're all holding up bad games.

4 hours later 7012238 Hanna (original.jpg 600x600 56kB)
>tfw i cant be a girl becuse no pass >tfw being a boy is slowly breaking me down What to do?

4 hours later 7012240 Anonymous
>>7012198 Don't bullshit me, Smiles. You're cute, dammit!

4 hours later 7012241 Anonymous
What does one have to do here to get (you)s

4 hours later 7012246 Anonymous
>>7012238 wake up, take hrt, wash face, do what you have to do, go to bed repeat until you pass

4 hours later 7012248 Anonymous
>>7012238 Be a feminine boy until you feel like you can pass

4 hours later 7012250 Anonymous
I got invited to an orgy and I'm actually considering going despite being a kissless virgin What do?

4 hours later 7012251 Anonymous
>>7012238 Be the girl you know you are. Don't let anyone or anything stop you.

4 hours later 7012256 Sertii
>>7012161 iktf :/

4 hours later 7012257 Anonymous
>>7012250 Don't

4 hours later 7012258 Anonymous
>>7012251 >Be the girl you know you are. >Don't let anyone or anything stop you. Not that anon, but what if the girl I am is not a horrific honster that no one will love?

4 hours later 7012260 Smiles (SUNDAE_GSW_1024x1024.jpg 702x1024 120kB)
>>7012217 please be safe :( and im really not >>7012220 idk i prefer flat >>7012229 hopefully it can develop into something more >>7012240 no bullshitting anon thank ya for the compliment though

4 hours later 7012263 Hanna
>>7012248 Im doing that i think its just making me more depressed >>7012258 Pretty much this

4 hours later 7012265 Anonymous
>>7012260 >no bullshitting anon Then who's that cute girl you keep posting pictures of, with the wavy brown hair?

5 hours later 7012266 Isla / Cody
>>7012260 You really are super pretty zzzz Also im safe im really happy and fluffy and may have confessed some sort of feelings. You are a pretty girl. You're loved and wonderful and have nothing but good wishes from me and many other

5 hours later 7012267 Smiles (1465520149702.png 600x993 304kB)
>>7012265 thats no cute girl just an ugly hon with an unfitting haircut >>7012266 im really notttttt and im glad youre happy c: thank you

5 hours later 7012268 Anonymous
>>7012257 Why

5 hours later 7012269 Anonymous
>>7012263 >Im doing that i think its just making me more depressed How long have you been on hrt?

5 hours later 7012270 Anonymous
>>7012258 Then you better be ready to hold me hand till the end of time. >>7012263 You will not be a hon, unless you like don't shave ever and don't try, I guess you could end up as one then.

5 hours later 7012272 Hanna
>>7012269 Like 14 months >>7012270 They dont call me Honna for nothing heh

5 hours later 7012273 Anonymous
>>7012268 It's just me but orgies sound disgusting and you'll probably get an std.

5 hours later 7012275 Snickerdoodle
>>7012260 Eh...not really looking for romance

5 hours later 7012276 Anonymous
>>7012272 Awww, don't be so down on yourself, I'll have to make a new nick name for you. One not so insulting.

5 hours later 7012277 Anonymous
>ywn be anywhere near as cute as Heather

5 hours later 7012278 Isla / Cody (20161005_021448.jpg 2592x1944 298kB)
hi i drank vodka and im fluffy and happy now im poking my face >>7012267 Yes you are. You can dispute it al you want but you are just denying the opinions of everyone who think you are genuinely attractive. Btw, no problem.

5 hours later 7012279 Anonymous
>>7012272 >Like 14 months Oh, so it's been a while, have you tried going out in girl mode at all, I think the only pics you've posted you're dressed adrogynously.

5 hours later 7012280 Smiles
>>7012275 well i hope you can achieve what you want at the least c: >>7012277 that wont take much anon and you probably are already much cuter than me

5 hours later 7012281 Maeve (300755.jpg 405x405 57kB)
goodnight /mtfg/ time to retire to my coffin uwu >>7012278 fluffy isla is a good isla >>7012277 it's a bad feel

5 hours later 7012282 basic (terriblywrong_zps56f28bd1.png 641x349 216kB)
Last night I had a dream where i was pregnant. It was great Then I had a miscarriage and the doctor said it was because I was a man Lmao I have the silliest dreams

5 hours later 7012283 Isla / Cody (Discord_2016-10-05_02-17-45.png 196x399 14kB)
fuck you mom >>7012281 pokie pokie face >>7012282 o_O

5 hours later 7012284 Sertii (ZpUyNcI.jpg 1108x1700 175kB)
>>7012278 ur pretty cute too desu

5 hours later 7012288 Hanna
>>7012279 Yea i usually wear feminine male clothes And yea ive been out in girl mode Get refferd to as "he" when ever i do >>7012276 Well theres also "shoulders"

5 hours later 7012289 Anonymous
>>7012282 how did you get pregnant without getting fucked by a boy?

5 hours later 7012290 Snickerdoodle
>>7012280 Thanks, smiley

5 hours later 7012291 Isla / Cody
>>7012284 im pretty drunk too DESU

5 hours later 7012293 juniper
>>7012278 QT

5 hours later 7012294 Anonymous (1408237265720.jpg 2300x1740 413kB)
>>7012282 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa- ae6_okmg

5 hours later 7012296 Isla / Cody
>>7012293 omg juni >_<

5 hours later 7012301 Anonymous
happi fluffi isla

5 hours later 7012303 Anonymous
>>7012288 Oh, that sucks, I imagined you'd pass if you tried based on how you look on pics.

5 hours later 7012305 KIt (1464583481053.jpg 600x600 270kB)
who else /gross thin lips/ here?

5 hours later 7012306 basic
>>7012283 Lmao it's OK >>7012289 I don't know actually. Immaculate conception or something, or maybe I got bred The details aren't clear >>7012294 Literally me. https://youtu.be/2NmUcdptXsE

5 hours later 7012308 Isla / Cody
>>7012301 fluffee >>7012306 is it OKAY?

5 hours later 7012309 Anonymous
>>7012308 fluffff isl

5 hours later 7012311 basic
>>7012305 KIT hi >>7012308 No its OK

5 hours later 7012315 Anonymous
>>7012305 HI KIT POST PIC

5 hours later 7012318 Isla / Cody
>>7012311 it ok??? >>7012309 fluff fuff foofie fluff

5 hours later 7012320 Anonymous
>>7012318 phlooph

5 hours later 7012321 Isla / Cody
>>7012320 poofie woofers

5 hours later 7012322 Anonymous
>>7012321 isla wisla

5 hours later 7012329 Anonymous
>terrifired of the dark >Go downstairs to have a snack at 4AM(I work night shifts and thus am basically nocturnal) >Dad comes into living room >He turns off the stairwell, hallway, living room, and foyer lights >"Hey buddy, make sure to get the lights off in this kitchen when you're done in here.Wouldn't want to waste electricity" >Basically left alone in the dark >Been drinking to try and work up my confidence to flick the lights off and run up stairs real quick but just can't >Been trapped down here for like an hour what do I do /mtfg/? How can I get back upstairs and too my bedroom without fear?

5 hours later 7012332 Amy victoria
can't sleep. post trap dick

5 hours later 7012333 Lauren
>>7012329 iktf

5 hours later 7012334 juniper
>>7012329 >>>/x/

5 hours later 7012337 Lauren
>>7012334 how is that paranormal

5 hours later 7012338 Snickerdoodle
>>7012329 What scares you about the dark?

5 hours later 7012339 juniper
>>7012337 :^3

5 hours later 7012340 Anonymous
>>7012338 Idk, shit's just spooky. >>7012334 Ain't nothing paranormal about a tranny stuck in a kitchen cuz the dark.

5 hours later 7012341 Isla / Cody
>>7012322 Islie wislie

5 hours later 7012344 KIt (1472076321527.png 786x1017 241kB)
>>7012311 hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii >>7012315 hi anon !!!! im way too scare to post a pic tho !!!!! ;~~; only like my friends have seen partial pictures of me t b h

5 hours later 7012345 Anonymous
The uniform at the shop I work at includes a pretty tight shirt. How can I hide boobs until I'm ready to come out??

5 hours later 7012349 juniper
>>7012340 There's a ghost in the thread ( >>7012341 ), you should log off 4chan before you go turn the lights off...

5 hours later 7012355 juniper
>>7012345 slicing

5 hours later 7012356 basic
>>7012318 Is k >>7012344 You're literally a supermodel

5 hours later 7012357 Anonymous
>>7012344 not even on unsee

5 hours later 7012358 Anonymous
>>7012349 I don't believe in ghosts

5 hours later 7012359 Anonymous
>>7012344 Different anon, but what a shame, you seem like you would be really cute.

5 hours later 7012363 juniper
>>7012358 oh

5 hours later 7012372 Snickerdoodle
>>7012340 I know the feeling you just gotta tell yourself there is nothing to worry about and get upstairs as quick as you can

5 hours later 7012375 Anonymous (015.png 470x664 221kB)
who here /usehonasaninsultonotherboards/?

5 hours later 7012380 Anonymous
>>7012340 does your phone have a torch function?

5 hours later 7012381 Isla / Cody
>>7012349 omg am ghost >_< >>7012356 r u k

5 hours later 7012384 Anonymous
>>7012375 s-sometimes

5 hours later 7012385 Anonymous
>>7012380 I have a light on my phone but it doesn't have enough light. I feel uncomfortable being in a room unless it's fully illuminated.

5 hours later 7012387 Anonymous
>>7012384 high five sen3.14

5 hours later 7012389 Anonymous
>>7012385 I know its scary but the torch is better than nothing, you can make it, I believe in you

5 hours later 7012396 juniper
>>7012387 Hey is that a math joke? That's pretty funny actually LOL

6 hours later 7012406 Isla / Cody
frog called me a fag :sob:

6 hours later 7012407 Anonymous
>>7012396 t-ty. it's just a rehash of qt3.14 tho

6 hours later 7012410 Robin
>>7012069 Titchbits >>7012163 awesome :D I hope it doesn't hurt much though >>7012250 get to know the people involved first I only do orgies with people I'm already friends with for a while beforehand and didn't just make friends with to have orgies with them >>7012329 close your eyes

6 hours later 7012411 juniper (1471723476692.jpg 2000x1000 436kB)
I just started exfoliating and treating my skin well this week and it's like 10x better already. It's still pretty disgusting though

6 hours later 7012413 Anonymous
>>7012406 want me to beat her up 4u

6 hours later 7012414 Anonymous (threads6.webm 604x444 2537kB)
>>7012410 >I hope it doesn't hurt much though https://vimeo.com/18781528

6 hours later 7012415 juniper
>>7012407 NOT COOL ANON

6 hours later 7012419 Anonymous
>>7012414 didnt like this movie

6 hours later 7012420 Anonymous
>>7012410 Why won't you fuck off

6 hours later 7012422 Snickerdoodle (image.gif 356x200 34kB)
so...many...numbers

6 hours later 7012423 Isla / Cody
>>7012413 frog is bully

6 hours later 7012427 Anonymous
>>7012423 kero

6 hours later 7012429 Anonymous
>>7012415 sry.

6 hours later 7012430 Robin
>>7012414 I'm not convinced that's a 100% accurate depiction of the specifics of a nuclear explosion it gets the general sense of horror, destruction, lots of heat and then a shockwave right and Threads is famous for how grim the aftermath is shown to be but that doesn't really scientifically answer my question of whether getting nuked would actually hurt

6 hours later 7012431 Anonymous
>>7012422 Are you playing Disgaea?

6 hours later 7012433 Anonymous (averass.jpg 640x640 136kB)
This is my butt on the left, is it ok or is it dadbod tier?

6 hours later 7012435 Robin
>>7012420 I post a lot less often these days If you mean as in suicide, I finally learnt to embrace nihilism and stop putting so much stock in life idc about holding out til I die because once it happens it'll be like none of this ever happened, all the pain and fear and suffering etc., so I might as well try and enjoy myself in the meantime or at least see how deep the rabbithole goes, should be interesting at least

6 hours later 7012437 Anonymous (file.png 1100x950 960kB)
do u have super male vitality /mtfg/?

6 hours later 7012438 Anonymous (1449562423869.webm 484x360 178kB)
>>7012430 it depends entirely on where you're standing

6 hours later 7012439 Anonymous
>>7012437 who'd win in a fight of the two? I'm gonna bet on the turkroach, he looks like he'd be vicious if it came down to it. they're both big guys 4me

6 hours later 7012440 Isla / Cody
now pookie is calling me a fag rq rq rq >>7012427 bulie

6 hours later 7012441 juniper
>>7012437 why does that video exist

6 hours later 7012443 Anonymous
Isla is for bullying!

6 hours later 7012444 Snickerdoodle
>>7012431 Math homework

6 hours later 7012445 juniper
>>7012438 ᵃᵏᶦʳᵃ

6 hours later 7012447 Robin
>>7012438 I know, but like with modern nukes compared to the ones from the 70s or whatever I mean the footprint is wayyy bigger, you're much more likely to be in the 'centre' of the explosion than back then

6 hours later 7012448 Anonymous
>come home from school >mom says she called the genderteam but it doesn't exist anymore >what ok >ask if she called the gender clinic as well >the what >tfw still gotta call the gender clinic and I have no idea what to say

6 hours later 7012449 Anonymous
>>7012433 >tfw you're so gross people won't even respond kill me

6 hours later 7012450 Isla / Cody (eye_02.jpg 1280x720 170kB)
im getting bullied stop :sob: >>7012443 wtf

6 hours later 7012451 juniper
>>7012 >>7012448 >>7012448 help me cut my balss off

6 hours later 7012454 Anonymous
>>7012451 ok

6 hours later 7012455 Anonymous
>>7012450 ISLA IS FOR BULLYING!!!!!

6 hours later 7012457 Anonymous
I am a straight guy who has a fantasy of getting a massage from a trans. I'd like you to stroke me then maybe while I am nice and relaxed, you try to slip your cock into my mouth as you suck mine. Or something like that?

6 hours later 7012459 Isla / Cody (large_eva06_c.jpg 1280x720 227kB)
>>7012455 no isla is not for bullying pls stop this meme

6 hours later 7012462 Anonymous
>>7012447 not really, nukes have actually decreased in explosive size and also the hardware footprint has gotten smaller too so now you have multiple warheads in one ICBM

6 hours later 7012464 Anonymous
>>7012459 *bullies*

6 hours later 7012465 juniper
>>7012457 you're not straight tho >>7012459 isla is for hugs and snugs (and toots n' poots)

6 hours later 7012467 Isla / Cody (large_eva07_b.jpg 1280x720 251kB)
>>7012457 that means you aren't straight no dude who wants a cock in his mouth no matter what the gender the cock belongs to is straight. >>7012464 s-stop anon >_<

6 hours later 7012468 Snickerdoodle
I don't like when people go :sob: It makes me picture them sobbing :c

6 hours later 7012469 Anonymous
>>7012459 >>7012464 Stand back little Isla, I will protect you from evil bullies.

6 hours later 7012473 Isla / Cody (large_evb01_f.jpg 1280x720 210kB)
>>7012465 am not for toots or poots either just for hugs n snugs sometimes more rare >>7012469 am big kid now !!!

6 hours later 7012474 Anonymous (file.png 1000x1000 1616kB)
>>7012469 >>7012459

6 hours later 7012477 Isla / Cody (Discord_2016-10-05_03-31-17.png 568x28 4kB)


6 hours later 7012483 juniper (1475100374337.jpg 1000x750 306kB)
>>7012473 ¿sla is not for toots and poots? ¿sla is for hugs n snugs and luvs and fugs do u liek my plushie btw?

6 hours later 7012484 Anonymous
>>7012474 DO NOT BULLY THE LITTLE ISLA >>7012473 big strong isla grrrr fierce like big animal

6 hours later 7012488 Anonymous
>>7012477 this is why youre perfect for bullying!

6 hours later 7012491 Isla / Cody (large_eva03_c.jpg 1280x720 225kB)
>>7012483 that plushie is scare omg >_< hugs snugs luvs fugs nothn else uuu >>7012484 am not big enuff :sob: >>7012474 no bull omg >>7012488 not bullyable kms

6 hours later 7012493 juniper
>>7012477 isla is for holding really gently and giving baby poffins to

6 hours later 7012495 Isla / Cody (large_evb01_b.jpg 1280x720 215kB)
>>7012493 yes baby poffins pls

6 hours later 7012499 Anonymous (1467108079508.jpg 640x544 117kB)
>>7012479 >>7012479 >>7012479

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