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2015-10-31 08:25 5155013 Senpai Gay General: Daddy Edition (every boy needs a daddy.jpg 250x188 18kB)
Halloween can be pretty scary, so you should all make sure to have a big strong dad close by to snuggle for comfort. Last thread: >>5153860

1 min later 5155021 Anonymous
Just because it's halloween doesn't mean that my cock will get any bigger Im going to lay in bed all day and shitpost and read the bible.

2 min later 5155028 Anonymous (907495792057.png 463x317 142kB)


2 min later 5155030 Anonymous
>tfw no dom top conservative /pol/ daddy bf (to hate fuck me from time to time) Why live ;~;

3 min later 5155034 Anonymous (1446241638732.png 800x600 118kB)
IF YOU ARE SITTING AT HOME MOPING ON HALLOWEEN >twitch DOT tv/bobross IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPIER I PROMISE!!!

4 min later 5155039 Anonymous
Let's say hypothetically i had a friend who was thinking about what something up his butt would feel like and wanted to maybe try something. What would be a good thing for this hypothetical friend to put in his pooper?

4 min later 5155040 Samhainon
I'm just relaxing enjoying the fireworks How about everyone else

4 min later 5155042 Senpai (daddys big boy.gif 300x200 715kB)
>>5155028 >tfw no boiterus to impregnate >>5155030 Daddies are for lovefucking

4 min later 5155044 Anonymous
>>5155034 STOP SPAMMING THAT CRAP HOLY SHIT

6 min later 5155056 Anonymous (bob ross eating pizza.jpg 849x696 142kB)
>>5155044 watch it and you'll understand why i spam it! its the greatest! >>5155042 daddy sex might be fun, but daddy relationships are impossible imagine trying to tell your mom about that shit

7 min later 5155058 Anonymous
>>5155030 >tfw fuck faggots and trannies just to prove to them I am straight and not a faggot

7 min later 5155060 Anonymous
>>5155042 That's why I said from time to time. I like variety. Sometimes I want to feel like a huge filthy cheap whore, other times I want to feel loved. :3

7 min later 5155061 Senpai
>>5155039 Offer him your dick

8 min later 5155066 Anonymous
>>5155021 what happened with your gf maki, doesn't she like your ling long?

8 min later 5155070 Anonymous
>>5155056 >imagine trying to tell your mom about that shit People with daddy issues probably don't have a great relationship with their parents. Or they have whore mothers who know they have no right to judge their child's sick preferences.

8 min later 5155072 Anonymous
>>5155061 He means his "friend" wants to know.

8 min later 5155073 Anonymous
>>5155039 a finger eletric toothbrush if you have one of those kiddie plastic lightsabers or swords that might work Or just go and buy a dildo, they can be pretty cheap.

9 min later 5155076 Senpai (adorable dad.jpg 500x500 113kB)
>>5155056 >not being proud of landing a hot dad >>5155060 Daddies still don't hatefuck though Only punishfuck when you've been a bad boy I'm an expert on dads and this is 100% truth

10 min later 5155077 Anonymous
>not a Halloween edition >daddy edition #5643 There's potential to be had and yall dont wanna take it.

12 min later 5155087 Anonymous
>>5155076 Punishfuck, hatefuck - the bottomline is that I want to get my butt wrecked. Will you be my daddy?

12 min later 5155088 Anonymous
>>5155076 That dude looks no older than 30. Daddy age is more 35+ Porn has ruined this by making every buff man with some facial hair a "daddy" >Watching daddy son porn >Dad is clearly only about 5 years older than the "son" >Only real difference is that one's clean shaven and perhaps skinnier

12 min later 5155089 Anonymous
>>5155076 >read all this shit about daddies on 4chan >see all these hot daddy pics "Hmm maybe i could get into this, lemme just load up grindr" THERE ARE NO CUTE DADDIES IRL, ITS A TRICK BY THE JEW MEDIA ALL GUYS OVER 30 ARE UGLY AND FAT DONT BELIEVE SENPAI'S LIES

12 min later 5155090 Samhainon
>>5155077 Yeah I wanted to make fireworks edition but I got here too late

12 min later 5155091 Anonymous
WAIT A MINUTE IS T.B.H. TO BE HONEST WORDFILTEREDTO DESU? desu

13 min later 5155092 Anonymous (panda.gif 320x240 1324kB)
>>5154979 I do but I'll always have Panda Bear I guess... >>5154991 Yeah, close enough I was going to go hang out with friends but then I found out that this one bitch is gonna be there and I would've sucked it up and gone anyways because I want to hang out with my friends but then one guy's like "you may not want to come" because he knows I fucking loathe her so now I can't go because I'm expected not to because she's there

14 min later 5155097 Anonymous
>>5155088 >search "daddybear" >returns somewhat-hairy, slim men in their mid/late 20s I just want to see a twink get his ass wrecked by a burly 40+ guy, is that too much to ask?

15 min later 5155101 Anonymous
>>5155091 yeah also s m h, f a m, and c u c k

15 min later 5155104 Senpai (dad bf.jpg 540x794 110kB)
>>5155087 Idk are you qt >>5155088 Nah >>5155089 Nah There are lots of hot dads irl

16 min later 5155109 Anonymous (pepe, the spirit of unhappiness.jpg 464x586 41kB)
>>5155097 I really wanna get my ass rekt by a daddy but im too scared b/c I know that IRL anyone over 35 on hookup sites is either ugly or posting fake pics in an attempt to lure kids into their murder dungeon. :s

18 min later 5155115 Anonymous
>>5155104 Where I cant find any on grindr And also the guy in that pic is like 28 max

18 min later 5155116 Anonymous
>>5155066 Doesnt matter what she likes. Im going to break up with her probably I don't trust her. This is like my fifth relationship in the past three months.

18 min later 5155117 Anonymous
>>5155109 S A U N A A U N A

19 min later 5155121 Anonymous
>>5155117 Good way to get raped and infected with an STI from what i hear...

19 min later 5155123 Anonymous
>>5155104 Post Skype pls

20 min later 5155130 SilentProtagonist (51256191.png 755x589 582kB)
>>5155109 That's when you meet him in a public place first. Don't be a dummy with these things.

21 min later 5155134 Anonymous
>>5155121 >raped nope, never been raped here >STI >what are condoms

22 min later 5155140 Anonymous
>>5155130 would you recommend daddysex to a virgin? pls respond

23 min later 5155141 Senpai
>>5155115 You have a warped sense of age lol >>5155123 senpaisenpaisenpaisenoai

23 min later 5155142 Anonymous
>>5155116 Stop moping maki, it doesn't suit you.

23 min later 5155143 Anonymous
Where are the needy cute bottoms with no standards?

24 min later 5155146 Anonymous
>>5155143 i have no standards but if you want to meet up or do anything remotely sexual i will panic and block you and never talk to you again out of sheer anxiety

25 min later 5155148 Anonymous
>>5155142 Yeah I know Im bored and I never mope or whine. Thanks for posting that im going to quit being a faggot and get myself a burger

25 min later 5155149 Anonymous
>>5155140 It's actually probably a good idea, logically, as it comes to being with someone experienced

25 min later 5155151 Anonymous
>>5155141 >senoai Is that a typo?

26 min later 5155152 SilentProtagonist (7987986.png 636x322 169kB)
>>5155140 I would say yes. They have the experience and if you tell them you're a virgin they'd go easy on you. Maybe.

27 min later 5155155 Anonymous
>>5155070 >tfw live with your mom >tfw if she looked at your computer she'd find you on fetlife looking for someone to call mommy i'm glad my parents are tech illiterate

28 min later 5155158 Senpai
>>5155151 Yes it is four senpais >>5155140 How virgin? My first buttsex but not blowjob was a hot dad

29 min later 5155163 Anonymous (meanwhile...inIreland.jpg 700x450 123kB)
>>5155090 I would've thought potato edition but ok.

30 min later 5155166 Anonymous
>>5155158 ive spooned with a guy but i havent done anything else because after like half an hour he got cold feet and left. I think he was confused about his sexuality.

31 min later 5155173 Anonymous
>>5155155 >Build my first computer >Great, Anon! Now we can have your old one, since we bought it anyway! >O-okay, mum >DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING >FRESH INSTALL THAT SHIT >Had nearly all my porn on an external drive anyway >Still worry about them finding something Thankfully, they literally only use the computer for Netflix.

32 min later 5155177 Anonymous (DADDDDYDYYYYY.jpg 678x708 53kB)
>>5155013 >tfw no daddy husband :CC

33 min later 5155184 Anonymous
>>5155173 i have no shame gave my little brother my laptop with at least 2 GB of gay porn hidden in the Command and Conquer game files. >>5155177 But they dont look like that IRL do they its all an elaborate deception to make me feel bad ;_;

34 min later 5155185 Anonymous (1436946112422.jpg 1280x720 70kB)
>tfw no zombii to turn his life around and make him a happy femboy ;~;

34 min later 5155186 Anonymous
>>5155177 sweet baby jesus

34 min later 5155190 Anonymous
>>5155177 Is there a name for the symmetrical greying of the beard like that? It's a serious attraction thing for me Also greying chest hair Help me

35 min later 5155195 Anonymous
>>5155184 Some of them dooooooooo I see them every day with their ugly wives and kids :c

36 min later 5155197 Anonymous (1444995469711.png 746x717 59kB)
>go to party with classmates a week back >not interested in the girls there >get asked if im gay or what >not gonna lie so just get it over with and admit it >mfw now the fattest guy in class keeps checking me out what do I do

36 min later 5155199 Anonymous (Q and A.png 1631x831 640kB)
>>5155190 >symmetrical greying of the beard what do you think about this hot alpha stud?

36 min later 5155203 Anonymous
>>5155197 fuck his boypussy ofc

37 min later 5155206 Anonymous
>>5155197 Do nothing until he openly hits on you, then just say "sorry, but im not interested"

37 min later 5155207 Anonymous
>>5155184 I remember being a kid and finding my brother's Hentai and fake celebrity porn just stashed away in the My Documents folder. Good times. Once, he accidentally set the background to a picture of Tifa and Aeris yuri and my mother was pissed. This was in like, 2001, when internet porn was still a pretty foreign concept to most parents. Well, here at least.

38 min later 5155211 SilentProtagonist (745353634.jpg 1280x1920 533kB)
>>5155199 Do not sexualize the Bob Ross.

39 min later 5155214 Anonymous
>>5155185 I don't know about all that... but I do hope he does something to feel better about himself. He's a sweet kid.

39 min later 5155215 Anonymous (Titanium hwhite.jpg 570x574 40kB)
>>5155211 its not my fault if he leaves his shirt hanging open like that...

39 min later 5155218 Anonymous
>>5155197 Go to the gym with him and make him lose his weight. Give him encouragement. You'll have an obedient and loyal bitch boy all for yourself. If he skips his training or overeats don't sex him. Etc.

41 min later 5155219 Anonymous
>>5155215 >>5155211 >>5155199 there should be a Bob Ross real doll. Just think, in the near future we'll be able to have our own Bob Ross sex bot.

41 min later 5155222 Anonymous (bob ross.gif 625x495 1216kB)
>>5155219 DELETE THIS

42 min later 5155227 Anonymous
Who the fuck is Bob Ross anyway?

45 min later 5155234 Anonymous (1446213022517.jpg 2132x1839 747kB)
>>5155185 >tfw you'll never fix all of gaygen's problems and get to see them smile

47 min later 5155239 Samhainon
>>5155163 An edition all about me, aww shucks anon

48 min later 5155245 Anonymous
>>5155235 Thanks. Now that you've said that please stop spamming.

49 min later 5155249 Anonymous
>>5155234 zombii put your trip back on

50 min later 5155251 Anonymous
>>5155235 >DOT >not DOOT That's not very spooky of you.

50 min later 5155253 Anonymous (bob n steve.jpg 497x372 31kB)
>>5155245 but i want everyone to appreciate how great he was ;_; imo he is possibly the greatest human to have ever lived and i want him to be remembered... He had a hard life.

52 min later 5155258 Anonymous
>>5155253 Just stop spamming. Please. ._.

52 min later 5155259 Anonymous
>>5155235 I shit post alot but i sincerely mean it when i say that when you first reccomended Bob Ross, i laughed at you Now i watch one every week and it really brings alot of joy. I just wanted to say thank you and please keep spamming!

53 min later 5155262 Anonymous (1445261128414.png 400x301 204kB)
>>5155249 I AM ABOVE THE LAW!

54 min later 5155264 Anonymous
>>5155259 >totally not samefagging guise

54 min later 5155265 Anonymous
>>5155258 >>5155259 ... >>5155262 zombii cheer up, watch bob ross!

55 min later 5155268 Anonymous
>>5155265 is that you crumpet :3c?

55 min later 5155269 Anonymous
>>5155264 How do i prove im not samefagging? I can screenshot it but i know those can be faked.

55 min later 5155270 Anonymous (FpIcsEh.gif 452x234 1815kB)
>tfw no qt pro CS:GO bf

56 min later 5155274 Anonymous
>>5155206 I'm probably going with this >>5155218 fatties can't and shouldn't expect to get a bf to be their personal trainer, they made their bed so they must either lie in it or get their shit together and get fit appeasing fatties is wrong on many levels

57 min later 5155276 Anonymous (Vaasili.jpg 599x900 43kB)
>>5155270 not cute imo. Now Vaasili on the other hand... >>5155268 hello artin

58 min later 5155277 Anonymous (tumblr_nqcsjeKA7n1r84mdgo2_500.jpg 495x700 198kB)
>>5155270 >tfw no demon bf

58 min later 5155279 Anonymous (6gWNUWoKtMRmZmDZZuZF8k6YCZZQ7Re9CnGvT1UJYtg.jpg 320x242 28kB)
>>5155270 >you will never know the feeling of celebration sex after they win >you will never know the feeling of getting your slut hole pounded when he takes his anger out on you after they lose >you will never

59 min later 5155283 Anonymous
>>5155276 Fuck I'm gay

1 hours later 5155286 Circé
He he. I just made a trip down to the pharmacy to pick up fiancé's prescription. Blew the people's mind over my fiancé and I being a gay couple by clarifying that he was the one I was picking up meds for at the time and that the meds he usually picks up at that place are for me. Qt clerk girl herself didn't seem phased, tho, I was glad.

1 hours later 5155290 Anonymous
>>5155286 Nobody cares

1 hours later 5155293 Anonymous (Mark_Rippetoe.jpg 209x277 31kB)
>tfw losing all my weight rapidly >tfw don't even look like I lift >facial aesthetics are coming back >look like just the average curlbro BUYING GALLON OF MILK NOW I NEED TO LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND TBQH I don't even look like I lift it was all a waste

1 hours later 5155294 Anonymous
>>5155274 What was the point of your question then. Ironically enough, you are as bad as fatties who deny common sense. Anyway, good luck.

1 hours later 5155300 Anonymous
>>5155293 I know that exact feel bro just gotta eat big

1 hours later 5155307 Anonymous (ggghghh.png 571x981 1144kB)
>>5155270 >>5155276 >>5155279 >YOU WILL NEVER BE USED AS A TEAM'S "PERSONAL ASSISTANT" >YOU WILL NEVER BE GANGBANG'D >YOU WILL NEVER

1 hours later 5155320 Anonymous (community_image_1424005802.gif 330x234 3039kB)
>>5155270 >>5155276 >>5155279 >>5155307 >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA

1 hours later 5155325 Circé (boZ8SCw.png 240x200 20kB)
>>5155307 Have you ever actually been spitroasted It sounds really hot in concept, right? Like REALLY hot?

1 hours later 5155326 Anonymous
>>5155294 >What was the point of your question then. "how do I shoot down his advances in a nice way?", obviously I'd love to tell him that I fucking hate fatties and he should kill himself, but I see the guy every day so I probably shouldn't do that.

1 hours later 5155329 Anonymous
>>5155307 not with that attitude!

1 hours later 5155330 Anonymous
>>5155326 Thanks for proving my point.

1 hours later 5155336 Anonymous (1439841753040.png 480x640 92kB)
I thought I'd play Metro 2033 since I'm alone and it's a spooky game but I ran out of filters and now I can't finish the game. Yay.

1 hours later 5155338 Anonymous
>>5155336 fucking casual how did you manage that

1 hours later 5155343 Anonymous
>>5155338 By leaving my gas mask on when I didn't need it. It's a common problem judging by the amount of people asking how to get past this on google.

1 hours later 5155349 Anonymous
>>5155013 No thanks. I just want a guy my age who's not too muscular and is gentle and sweet and loves cuddling while listening to post-rock Fuck daddies.

1 hours later 5155350 Samhainon
>>5155336 I've only been playing dirty bomb and hearthstone, I'm not into spoopy games

1 hours later 5155353 Anonymous
>>5155349 >not too muscular What >>5155350 play me at hearthstone you fucking scrub i have a special halloween-themed deck

1 hours later 5155357 Anonymous
>>5155336 filters.... like... for the gas mask?

1 hours later 5155359 Anonymous
>>5155357 Yep

1 hours later 5155360 Anonymous
>>5155357 yes. in metro you have to collect them and if you run out the outside atmosphere kills you

1 hours later 5155365 Anonymous
>>5155359 isn't there a "restart from checkpoint" option? iirc it starts you back further than the respawn point.

1 hours later 5155367 Samhainon
>>5155353 Are you crumpet or else I don't have you on it

1 hours later 5155370 Anonymous (metro.png 690x617 74kB)
>>5155365 It puts me back to where I have no filters.

1 hours later 5155371 Anonymous
>>5155367 yep Do you have skype?

1 hours later 5155381 Anonymous
>>5155370 aw geez, im sorry, anon. If its any consolation "last light" plays pretty well. 2033 is a good enough game to play through multiple times, though.

1 hours later 5155383 Anonymous
>>5155353 >What what? is it really that weird that I'm not into overly muscular guys?

1 hours later 5155385 Anonymous
>>5155370 If youve ever played resident evil its the same with ammo. I've run around maps trying to find 5 handgun bullets for hours at a time only to load a previous save/restart entirely.

1 hours later 5155401 Anonymous
daily reminder that interracial relationships are degenerate and you should feel bad

1 hours later 5155405 Anonymous
>>5155401 friendly reminder that you're a depressed gay white kid hiding in his room

1 hours later 5155409 Anonymous
>>5155405 projecting

1 hours later 5155412 Anonymous (Photo_DCIM_1437_236127032.jpg 405x720 104kB)
>>5155405 rekt >>5155401 Wrong

1 hours later 5155414 Anonymous
>>5155405 nigger detected

1 hours later 5155417 Anonymous
>>5155412 girl thats hardly interracial

1 hours later 5155421 Anonymous
>>5155414 true, i am indeed of african descent

1 hours later 5155423 Anonymous
>>5155421 stop infecting white boys with hiv, you disgusting person

1 hours later 5155424 Senpai (panda.jpg 500x333 108kB)
>>5155401 Friendly reminder that pandas are adorbs

1 hours later 5155426 Anonymous
>>5155423 nah, i'm good

1 hours later 5155428 Samhainon
>>5155371 Yeah I'm rageork in Skype but I have to help a friend,

1 hours later 5155430 Anonymous
>>5155428 How long will you be? >>5155424 And just like real pandas, theyre nearing extinction. If only there was some hero around to breed with them and increase the population numbers...

1 hours later 5155433 Anonymous
>>5155426 you should be in jail, criminal

1 hours later 5155439 Anonymous
>>5155330 What "point" I specifically said i dont like fat people Youre a butthurt fatty arent you >>5155401 Its not racemixing if you cant make interracial babies with your partner. All gay sex is A-ok even by /pol/ standards :^)

1 hours later 5155444 Senpai
>>5155430 i am the hero we need

1 hours later 5155479 Anonymous
>>5155433 not before i put my little bug inside of you, friendo then i'll happily go to jail - but i will take you with me

2 hours later 5155488 Circé
>>5155479 >>5155433 This series of flirting is the most uncomfortable form I've seen to date Trumping bully flirt Well done.

2 hours later 5155490 Anonymous
>>5155479 disgusting piece of shit, get that bugchasing fetish bullshit out of here and DIE

2 hours later 5155495 Anonymous (1389152297974.jpg 542x602 22kB)
>>5155401 >tfw no black or brown bf

2 hours later 5155499 Anonymous
>>5155401 The only reason I would disapprove of this shit is because of the almost unavoidable fetishism that comes with it.

2 hours later 5155500 Anonymous
Ron Paul just passed away ;_;7

2 hours later 5155501 Anonymous (1410683064917.jpg 1280x853 119kB)
>>5155495 This makes me SO MAD. LITERALLY kill yourself.

2 hours later 5155504 Anonymous
>>5155495 swede put your trip back on

2 hours later 5155505 Anonymous
>>5155500 Source or it didnt happen

2 hours later 5155508 Anonymous
>>5155501 Why though? >>5155504 I am not him, nor am I swedish

2 hours later 5155511 Anonymous
>>5155495 tfw no femboy bf that you can make him happy and show him beautiful he is

2 hours later 5155514 Anonymous
>>5155495 Guess my trip

2 hours later 5155519 Anonymous
>>5155508 Because non whites are gross, that's why.

2 hours later 5155522 Anonymous
>>5155511 :3 >>5155514 I'm not even a regluar poster on /lgbt/ >>5155519 Not all though and there are some gross white people as well.

2 hours later 5155525 Anonymous
>cleaning up childhood home room because parents sold the house >find photos of first bf from a decade ago when I was 15 >now miserable We were so cute Why must I grow up

2 hours later 5155530 Anonymous
>>5155522 Wrong. All non-whites are gross. Love is supposed to be between two white men, not one white man and a subhuman.

2 hours later 5155532 Anonymous
>>5155525 >1st bf when i was 15 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA

2 hours later 5155533 Anonymous
>>5155525 >bf at 15 At least you've even met a gay person.

2 hours later 5155535 Anonymous
>>5155522 Yes. All. >Some gross white people Sure, but there are lots of beautiful white people. Average white man >>>> "attractive" non-white man.

2 hours later 5155536 Anonymous
>>5155532 seconded you're making me wanna kill myself anon

2 hours later 5155544 Anonymous
So, this just happened. >>>/his/catalog

2 hours later 5155547 Anonymous (#1 pepe.png 1015x1527 541kB)
>>5155525 how did you find a gay guy when you were 15? how did you meet? TELL ME HOW THE FUCK YOU MET

2 hours later 5155548 qtpersian
>>5155525 >1st bf when i was 15 https://youtu.be/gucVm2CVOrU?t=15s My bf died because he wasnt pretty enough AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2 hours later 5155554 Circé
>>5155544 Aah, as a counterpoint to the science & math board? I like it! Hopefully it won't get /pol/

2 hours later 5155560 Anonymous
>>5155547 We talked on same IRC channel and started meeting irl He was bi so you can guess how it ended

2 hours later 5155565 Anonymous
>>5155560 >biscum Not even once.

2 hours later 5155573 Anonymous
>>5155554 Too late

2 hours later 5155574 Anonymous
>>5155565 You didn't think about these things when you were young and in love

2 hours later 5155578 Anonymous
>>5155560 how come you happened to live near each other? here on gaygen everyone either lives miles away or is like twice my age

2 hours later 5155580 Mexiclean
>>5155325 Hard to pull off the two times I've tried. I mean if your top is doing his job it should be pretty hard for you to concentrate on dick sucking

2 hours later 5155589 Anonymous
>>5155578 Small country, it took less than 2 hours by train

2 hours later 5155595 Anonymous
>>5155565 Calling them scum is extremely rude If you dont know what youre getting into when you start dating a bi and then get hurt when he leaves, youre the one at fault

2 hours later 5155597 Senpai
>>5155595 >white knighting biscum

2 hours later 5155600 Anonymous
>>5155595 >biscum enabler To the firepit you go.

2 hours later 5155601 Anonymous
>>5155595 That anon said he was 15 so I can't really blame him. I did something similar when I was 17.

2 hours later 5155602 Anonymous
>>5155597 senpai can i ask you some questions?

2 hours later 5155603 Circé
>>5155580 Pretty much. Comical rhythm keeping shenanigans are almost impossible to avoid. And hurting the guy with his dick in your mouth, I'm terrified of accidentally grazing people.

2 hours later 5155605 Senpai
>>5155602 Sure

2 hours later 5155613 Anonymous
>>5155605 1) When did you have your first relationship? 2) How is your relationship with your family? 3) What are you most afraid of? 4) What are you most proud of? 5) What do you want to leave behind when you die?

2 hours later 5155620 Senpai
>>5155613 Real relationship 21 Fine Nothing [redacted for doxxing] Who actually thinks like this lol I want to do a bunch of things now I don't care what I leave behind

2 hours later 5155624 Anonymous
>>5155544 Based I started the Christian thread on there Now I can learn stuff with pols retardation

2 hours later 5155628 Anonymous
>>5155601 I know he genuinely liked me but he was young too I don't regret it

2 hours later 5155631 Anonymous
>>5155620 >retracted for doxxing SENPAI HAS A LOVECHILD!

2 hours later 5155632 Anonymous
>>5155620 Not that anon. >I want to do a bunch of things Me too. Like I want to rub and kiss your tummy while I feed you a small strawberry rhubarb pie~ :3

2 hours later 5155637 Anonymous
>>5155620 >real relationship when was youre first "unreal" relationship?

2 hours later 5155638 Senpai
>>5155631 Impregnating boypussies is just too good I got kids all over the place >>5155632 L-lewd

2 hours later 5155640 Anonymous
>>5155597 >>5155600 So I dont get butthurt because some guys like titties too lol k

2 hours later 5155641 Senpai
>>5155637 First dated a grill at 14

2 hours later 5155647 Anonymous
>>5155638 Then I'll get a small brush dip it in real fruit jam and start slowly and gently brushing your nipples, glans, foreskin (assuming you're uncut), balls, etc... then I'll lick/suck it slowly while I look at your eyes. :3

2 hours later 5155649 Senpai
>>5155647 Pls no that sounds sticky and horrible

2 hours later 5155650 Anonymous
>>5155647 Bob Ross shouldn't be making his way into your sex life, he's too pure for that.

2 hours later 5155651 Anonymous
>>5155649 Don't worry, I'll clean up everything~

2 hours later 5155661 Anonymous
I dont understand how you people got BFs when yuo were 15 and shit. I mean, even though im a friendless NEET I can at least see *how* adults get bfs- they can use grindr and stuff to find other gay guys. But how do people do it when theyre kids????

2 hours later 5155662 Anonymous
>>5155661 It's called communication.

2 hours later 5155664 Anonymous
>>5155662 I literally met my first openly gay person this week. nobody was gay in school, nobody.

2 hours later 5155665 Anonymous
I want all my gay friends to live in the same area so we could hang out and do stuff instead of just talking over the internet.

3 hours later 5155666 Anonymous
>>5155665 this so hard.

3 hours later 5155671 Anonymous
>>5155664 There were an estimated 9 non heterosexual kids in my high school that I knew or suspected. Where do you live?

3 hours later 5155672 Anonymous (cute.png 741x493 417kB)
why don't you have this?

3 hours later 5155674 Anonymous
>>5155672 i have something better Standards

3 hours later 5155679 Anonymous
>>5155671 Fucking central london i went to a posh allboys school, everyone was very uncomfortable with gayness and it was all super homophobic there was one guy who had the gay lisp and i always thought was gay, but his facebook says he's straight so i guess not.

3 hours later 5155680 Anonymous (burn.gif 600x480 142kB)
>>5155674 You killed me with that burn.

3 hours later 5155681 Anonymous
>>5155672 I don't know. I keep trying finding a bf but nothing. I should just kill myself.

3 hours later 5155697 Anonymous
>>5155679 >but his facebook says he's straight so i guess not Maybe it's because of the super homophobic environment he grew up in, Anon? You know, I always found it weird how people trashed all boys schools by saying they were super gay. If they'd ever stepped foot in one, they'd know differently. But I guess some guys must still get up to some experimenting, despite the homophobic banter.

3 hours later 5155701 Anonymous
The Bible clearly and consistently labels any sexual activity outside of marriage or not between a man and a woman as sin, rebellion against God’s plan. But following this realization is good news: sin can be forgiven and lives can be changed through faith in Christ. The Corinthian believers are an example of such a change: “And [homosexuals] is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God” (1 Corinthians 6:11). There is hope for all sinners: transsexuals, transgenders, those with gender identity disorder, transvestites and homosexuals, because of God’s forgiveness available in Jesus Christ. Read that

3 hours later 5155705 Anonymous
>>5155674 >all that salt chaturbate com/thosebrosnextdoor/ they're such a cute couple

3 hours later 5155715 Anonymous (1446330874733-362581530.jpg 1280x960 493kB)
Tfw no one would love me because of that tummy. Tfw too insecure to hit on someone irl. Tfw i would propably feel unconfortable as fuck during sex because im ashamed of my body. Halp

3 hours later 5155716 Anonymous
>>5155701 >God gives men """""""""""""""""free will"""""""""""""""" >But you have to follow his plan, otherwise you'll be sent to hell My head hurts.

3 hours later 5155717 Anonymous
>>5155661 It was actually easyer to get a Bf while Young and dumb Everyone was confused, or better yet curious, so sex was on a try it out basis

3 hours later 5155725 Anonymous
>>5155715 You need to be 18+ to be on here, m8.

3 hours later 5155728 Anonymous
>>5155725 Im way over 18.

3 hours later 5155732 Anonymous
>>5155717 But how do you meet a gay guy in the first place?? >>5155715 >http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

3 hours later 5155735 Anonymous
>>5155679 >I went to a posh allboys school, everyone was very uncomfortable with gayness and it was all super homophobic. That would explain why you'd have missed all of them. That's assuming your gaydar works fine. Maybe that's an issue.

3 hours later 5155737 Anonymous
>>5155728 How old are you?

3 hours later 5155740 Anonymous
>>5155701 >There is hope for all sinners: transsexuals, transgenders, those with gender identity disorder, transvestites and homosexuals, because of God’s forgiveness available in Jesus Christ. Very nice, but what's the meaning of forgiveness when you're buried under a pile of rocks and stones?

3 hours later 5155742 Anonymous
>>5155732 You dont When in teens you fuck around with straights, and never speak of it again

3 hours later 5155744 Anonymous
>>5155737 25. I started daily workout again. Gotta stick to it now.

3 hours later 5155751 Anonymous
>>5155742 i fucked aroudn with a straight guy once. i didnt go so well and, like you say, we never talked about it again. >TFW NO FUCKING SAME-AGED BF TO BE CUTE WITH AAAAAAAAAAARGH

3 hours later 5155753 Anonymous (your bf.png 427x515 508kB)
would you like to be my bf?

3 hours later 5155755 Circé
THE ONE GODDAMN NIGHT OF THE YEAR Where I'd be caught dead in a skirt and make-up And I can't find where I stashed either.Grhahgh

3 hours later 5155756 Anonymous
>>5155744 Where do you live, cuddly tummy? :3

3 hours later 5155758 Anonymous
>>5155756 France :c

3 hours later 5155762 Anonymous
>>5155758 f r o g s o u t go back to your cheese and revolutions and leave us alone

3 hours later 5155764 Anonymous
>>5155758 take a showeeeeeer

3 hours later 5155766 Anonymous
>>5155758 get out of here baguette stealer

3 hours later 5155767 Anonymous
>>5155758 Portugal here~ :3 Are you single and looking for a bf

3 hours later 5155773 Samhainon
>>5155430 I'm back now, had to drive with his dad who barely speaks English,

3 hours later 5155775 Anonymous
>>5155773 blimey took you a while senpai play now?

3 hours later 5155776 Anonymous
There's nothing more hot than a frenchman calling you "chien" (bitch) or "pute" (whore) while ravaging your butt.

3 hours later 5155779 Anonymous
>>5155776 can a french person find me porn of this? im curious as to how it sounds.

3 hours later 5155780 Anonymous
>>5155767 No idea what im looking for honestly, i'm so bad with all thos things :( Even doing lewd stuff on cam freak me out because i dont wana show my body >< Guess im a weirdo

3 hours later 5155782 Samhainon
>>5155775 Sure, bud It's was pretty fast for being across town

3 hours later 5155783 Anonymous
>>5155782 neat and also can i just clarify i didnt mean to call you senpai, that was the word filter >.<

3 hours later 5155785 Anonymous
>>5155779 I'm not french, but I used to jerk off to this one video. Give me a sec. >>5155780 Are you gay, though?

3 hours later 5155793 Samhainon
>>5155783 Sure, you didn't, kohai I think senpai should change his name "f a m" without spacing for posterity

3 hours later 5155796 Anonymous
>>5155785 I dont know... I think i like girls too but the only things ive done was with a guy and i liked it.

3 hours later 5155805 Anonymous
>>5155751 Tell me more >>5155753 Chatterer is cuter :^)

3 hours later 5155823 Anonymous
>Do you want to come over later? >"No sorry I've got penis cramps" I don't have an appropriate reaction for this

3 hours later 5155827 Anonymous
>>5155823 block him he hads a i d s

3 hours later 5155833 Anonymous
>>5155805 not much to tell. it wasnt very sexy at all, it was awkward and dumb. >be 15 >go camping as part of a school thing >2 man tents >get partnered with best friend, massive 6 foot 4 rower dude >im like 5 foot 7 >as we go to sleep he kinda scoots up to me so we're almost spooning >he has a boner >i back up into him also so we're full-on spooning >we kind of squirm together for like half an hour >i get kind of bold and reach over to touch him >he goes "WTF dude thats my dick" >i wasnt even aiming for his dick i just wanted to hug... >he backs off to the other side of the tent >never talk about it again yeah. it was just awkward and dumb and i regret fucking it up. also amusingly nowadays he makes tons of homophobic comments 24/7

3 hours later 5155836 Anonymous (image.jpg 600x545 244kB)
http://youtu.be/c3JI1ydtq4E

3 hours later 5155840 Anonymous
Happy Halloween /gaygen/ http://ellegedly.typepad.com/photos /uncategorized/10424266_1.jpg

4 hours later 5155843 Anonymous (pumkin husbando.jpg 640x391 95kB)
>>5155840 l-lewd

4 hours later 5155849 Anonymous
>>5155843 hawt

4 hours later 5155860 Anonymous (noToto.jpg 640x426 122kB)
>tfw no Toto dog dicked bf

4 hours later 5155868 Anonymous
Halloween looks like so much fun I wish I had friends to go to halloween parties with.

4 hours later 5155873 Anonymous
>>5155779 Damn I can't find it >>5155796 You need to sort that out first then

4 hours later 5155879 Anonymous
>>5155868 I've only been to one. Was fun as fuck. I wish I stayed in contact with my friends from high school, even if they were kind of annoying.

4 hours later 5155890 Anonymous
>>5155873 I guess yeah but ive thougt about it for years and i just dont know. Anyway im gonna sleep, have fun guys and thanks.

4 hours later 5155897 Circé
Just fuck my shit up My costume was so goddamn nice but I can't find my motherfucking skirt GGRRGG I PLANNED IT SO WELL

4 hours later 5155901 Anonymous
>>5155868 "come join us & celebrate Halloween anon..." http://www.projectq.us/images/galle ries/12290/10-27-12_gay_halloween_h eretic_rc_18__large.jpg

4 hours later 5155906 Anonymous
>>5155897 Jesus, go vent on social media or some shit. I don't mind people talking about their lives here and there, but don't treat this place like your fucking Twitter feed.

4 hours later 5155920 Anonymous
>tfw uber driver is a cute blond girl I feel things. ;_;

4 hours later 5155924 Anonymous
>>5155920 >girl reeeee etc.

4 hours later 5155927 Anonymous
>>5155906 This place is literally a version of twitter and facebook for socially inept gay guys

4 hours later 5155930 Anonymous
>>5155927 and you of course.

4 hours later 5155935 Anonymous
>>5155924 I think im in love with her dude. Shes so soft-spoken and i didnt let her help me with the luggage cause Im a gentleman

4 hours later 5155938 Anonymous
>>5155920 >yes i'm bi lolol don't hit on me you silly boyz

4 hours later 5155941 Anonymous
>>5155935 If you want to talk about girls you should go to lesgen

4 hours later 5155947 Anonymous (Stop opression.jpg 480x360 14kB)
>>5155935 >i didnt let her help me with the luggage cause Im a gentleman you mean a sexist piece of shit?

4 hours later 5155948 Anonymous
>>5155941 No you guys are my friends and i will tell you everything whether you like it or not

4 hours later 5155950 Anonymous
>>5155948 how was the burger maki?

4 hours later 5155955 Anonymous
>>5155947 I was actually wondering whether id been a misogynist but when i said 'its okay, i got it' she looked at me and said thank you. So i think its fine.

4 hours later 5155959 Anonymous (op int.png 500x408 217kB)
>>5155955 >she looked at me and said thank you. the patriarchy BRAINWASHED her into believing it is OK for MEN to consider her as a WEAKER SUBHUMAN

4 hours later 5155964 Anonymous (tumblr_nuv3oqQGvS1ugo7vqo1_1280.jpg 1280x1771 522kB)
>>5155955 >>5155935 >>5155920 Cute girls make me feel things too, Anon. So long as they're not massive fucking bitches. I guess it's instinctive, chivalry and all that. Still think we need to gas the femmes though. Straight men are perfection after all, and we'll never have them for ourselves with those succubi around.

4 hours later 5155968 Anonymous
>>5155964 Does anyone else feel slightly sick looking at or hearing girls? Just their attitudes and general vanity make me feel ill.

4 hours later 5155975 Anonymous
>>5155968 yup

4 hours later 5155977 Anonymous (1442797843504.jpg 500x500 78kB)
>>5155968 I envy them because they get the best guys and that makes me want to avoid them but I know it's not really their fault, so I try not to be an asshole about it.

4 hours later 5155985 Anonymous
>>5155968 I'd only fuck one if it meant being able to lure her boyfriend into a threesome and then slowly lock her out of the sex, but that's just me. And I want them to love me so I know they desire me but can never have me no matter how hard they try.

4 hours later 5155986 Anonymous
>>5155968 Sometimes. Usually it's just intense hatred. There's this one slag I see around university every now and then who is always bitching about someone when I stand in her vicinity. She strikes me as particularly vile, and that's the type of woman I hate the most. Not even clever about her bitchiness, just a straight up asshole. The couple of times I've had to work with her, I always pretend I've forgotten her name, just because I know it triggers her to see a man not putting her on a pedestal. Straight men are nearly always okay to get along with, at least by themselves.

4 hours later 5155989 Anonymous
>>5155968 >gays >not having shitty attitudes or problems with vanity in general huh...

4 hours later 5155992 Anonymous
>>5155985 I like your mind.

4 hours later 5155994 Anonymous
>>5155833 >tfw share deep childhood trauma >nobody replies o-okay

4 hours later 5155998 Anonymous (1446309625813.png 268x237 36kB)
>>5155985 >And I want them to love me so I know they desire me but can never have me no matter how hard they try This is so much fun, and is partially why I make sure to butch it up a little around strangers. >tfw you lead her on for months, then tell her you like dudes

4 hours later 5156001 Anonymous
>>5155994 I don't see how that's a traumatic experience desu

4 hours later 5156002 Anonymous
>>5155998 i did that onetime but by accident - i was astill figuring shit out it was kinda fun...

4 hours later 5156003 Anonymous
>>5155977 I don't feel envy for them because I know straight guys would never have interest in me, so I have no interest in them. >>5155985 Fucking a women sounds disgusting to me. >>5155986 I know what you're talking about, and I do the same thing with forgetting bitchy girls names.

4 hours later 5156006 Anonymous
>>5155715 >>5155744 Honestly, that tummy is cute as fuck. I'd love to cuddle with it.

4 hours later 5156009 Anonymous
>>5156001 i guess im just a pansy, but i have regular nightmares about it worst experience of my life

4 hours later 5156012 Anonymous
>>5156001 >desu what since when to be honest changes automatically into desu? asking because I haven't logged in 4chan in a couple of days because I was banned.

4 hours later 5156016 Anonymous
>>5155994 Jesus if you think that was trauma, what the fuck do you consider your parents grounding you? Abuse?

4 hours later 5156019 Anonymous
>>5156012 it's a halloween thing senpai

4 hours later 5156021 Anonymous
>>5156012 Welcome to 4chan, newfriend. Sometimes, on special occasions, such as Halloween, filters are put in place for the lulz.

4 hours later 5156026 Anonymous
>>5156003 >I know straight guys would never have interest in me, so I have no interest in them. I try to think this way too but some straight guys make it soooo fucking difficult. Like, I me this straight guy earlier this year and he's super cute and affectionate and always hugging me and stuff. One time we were studying at his place at there was something I didn't understand and I got mad and he stood behind me, rubbed my shoulders, jockingly kissed my head and said "now, clam down, I'll explain it to you." AAAAAAAAAAAH

5 hours later 5156033 Anonymous
>>5156021 Oh, I see. Started browsing 4chan in december last year so I missed the previous halloween thing.

5 hours later 5156035 Anonymous
>>5156026 Oh come on dude he can't be straight. Or he knows you're gay and he's teasing you, I've have someone do that to me before.

5 hours later 5156036 Anonymous
>>5156012 try typing "get c u c k ed, s m h t b h f a m"

5 hours later 5156040 Anonymous
>>5156026 A straight boss of mine winked at me once. My reproductive system nearly exploded.

5 hours later 5156043 Anonymous
>>5156033 It's not just on Halloween, though. There are other occasions where stuff happens sometimes board-wise or site-wise. This year japmoot (hiroyuki) decided to make it site-wise.

5 hours later 5156053 Anonymous
>>5156003 >Fucking a women sounds disgusting to me. At times you gotta make sacrifices to get the fun stuff.

5 hours later 5156056 Anonymous
>>5156035 he is tho it's just some stupid bro stuff bullshit they treat each other like that all the time but it's entirely platonic. Kind of a bromance or #nohomo things (although I've never heard him say any of those words, thank god) and since I'm a dude, I'm a 'bro' as well for him even though I'm gay (yes, he knows it) so he treats me like one. So, I'm in some sort of brozone.

5 hours later 5156063 Anonymous
>>5156056 The brozone layer is shrinking due to climate change so don't worry you'll be out of there in no time.

5 hours later 5156078 Anonymous
Who is your pop fave, gaygen? >inb4 i don't listen to top 40 pop music

5 hours later 5156080 Anonymous
>>5156063 >climate change yeah, if he keeps making me hot he's going to hug me one day and my diamond dick will stab his lower belly, killing him in a matter of minutes. Then I'll be out.

5 hours later 5156083 Anonymous
>>5156078 justin bieber

5 hours later 5156085 Anonymous
>>5155998 >then tell her you like dudes Why not let them think they have a chance if only they tried hard enough?

5 hours later 5156091 Anonymous
>>5156078 Is hozier pop? i like him but i dony really listen to top 40 music :^) i like kanye west - is he top 40?

5 hours later 5156102 Anonymous (image.jpg 799x999 120kB)
My daddy is even orange on top and all over :3

5 hours later 5156112 Anonymous
>>5156102 >no body hair EWWWWWWWW

5 hours later 5156118 Anonymous
>>5156112 He does but it's red and doesn't show up on film well

5 hours later 5156126 Anonymous
>>5156078 M A R I N A A R I N A

5 hours later 5156160 Anonymous
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5 hours later 5156161 Anonymous
new thread when this one ends: >>5156156 >>5156156 >>5156156

8 hours later 5156648 BBTDaddy (1335420568_5455bb44fd.jpg 321x245 29kB)
Hello everyone Saw a Daddy thread so just wanted to pop in and say Happy Halloween. Hope you are all having a good night.

8 hours later 5156730 Anonymous (Phonebullying_234.jpg 234x292 42kB)
>>5156091

8 hours later 5156744 Anonymous
>>5156648 Time stamp or fuck off

10 hours later 5156954 BBTDaddy
>>5156744 Come and make me.

10 hours later 5156997 Anonymous
why so dead?? dont tell me all the homos are actually out socializing

10 hours later 5157019 Anonymous (20151021_173229.jpg 1200x1600 505kB)
>>5155013 Rate potential new bf.

11 hours later 5157110 Anonymous
>>5157019 pls no

11 hours later 5157136 Anonymous
>>5156997 Everybody's out getting fucked.

12 hours later 5157144 Anonymous
God dammit, I was supposed to be spending tonight getting Halloween-shitfaced with my friends, but instead, one of them dragged us to fucking rocky horror picture show, which didn't allow alcohol, so we were all forced to share from two flasks. Why do people enjoy that bullshit? Worst movie I've ever seen, coupled with people fucking throwing shit at us and yelling rehearsed lines at the screen. Ugh, I'm so pissed off. I don't get to go out with my friends much, and that really ruined tonight.

12 hours later 5157148 Anonymous
>>5157110 explain

12 hours later 5157155 Anonymous
>>5157148 Alternate wording: ew.

12 hours later 5157159 Anonymous
>>5157155 Explain! Not give synonyms

12 hours later 5157166 Anonymous
>>5157159 He looks like he's too fat to even move properly. I knew a guy with his sort of build once, and his main form of locomotion was waddling.

12 hours later 5157170 Anonymous
>tfw this really hot guy on Instagram >he looks very straight >but never posts pictures of him with a girl >it's always guy friends Is he gay?

12 hours later 5157174 Anonymous
>>5157170 The only way to tell would be if he only had pictures of him with girls desu. Him with only guys is just too ambiguous.

12 hours later 5157186 Anonymous
>>5155968 Nope, I love girls. I'm incredibly stereotypical when it comes to this. I can only be friends with females, I mostly listen to female musicians (not the shitty pop ones, of course, cause I ain't no pleb) and the vast majority of the people I look up to are females.

12 hours later 5157198 Anonymous
i'm a man in my 40's who is an online daddy to several gay boys in their early teens. and it's a good thing for them........'cause they really need me.

35 hours later 5162972 Anonymous
>>5155985 >I'd only fuck one if it meant being able to lure her boyfriend into a threesome and then slowly lock her out of the sex, but that's just me. i like you alot

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