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2015-02-21 09:00 4015242 Anonymous (courtney.jpg 259x194 9kB)
if a man can look this beautiful there in NO excuse for disgusting hons.
2 min later 4015246 Anonymous
yes there is, shit genes, dont have bags of money to spend on surgery. Estrogen might not take to their receptors well, bone structure possibly fuck them over etc.
3 min later 4015248 Anonymous
>>4015246
tfw 6ft manfaced hon :(
7 min later 4015254 Anonymous (top_gear_women_by_steve_caplin_1a.jpg 648x457 60kB)
>>4015248
Pic related
8 min later 4015256 Anonymous
>>4015248
according to op's logic, you dont have an excuse.
now go stop being a hon.
8 min later 4015257 mytripis
>>4015242
She is so pretty. :( It hurts to look at her. Even when she isn't in drag she is pretty.
Totally not fair.
11 min later 4015265 Anonymous
>>4015256
I suppose I'll have to get into a severe car crash with a note to the reconstructive surgeon saying "pls make 5' 8" QTgrill thx xx".
That or save up the 20k to have FFS and be a 6ft semi-manfaced hon.
12 min later 4015267 Anonymous
>>4015254
>>4015256
>>4015248
>>4015246
go learn how to do make up you fucking transbians
13 min later 4015269 Anonymous (alaska.jpg 400x400 20kB)
>>4015257
hieeeee
14 min later 4015272 Anonymous
>>4015267
I can makeup. I pass in photos from the front, but I've got a chin I could rest a coffee cup on and a jawline like a brick.
17 min later 4015280 Anonymous (12414.jpg 600x389 48kB)
>>4015242
>copious amounts of makeup globbed on
Well no fucking shit, but underneath all that makeup people tend to look fucking ugly.
17 min later 4015281 Anonymous (1422829723438.jpg 500x334 45kB)
>>4015267
try harder next time.
>>4015265
it must be crappy to be a hon, the problem i have is i dont know what to say to people i know wont pass, other than just try to be happy with the progress you have so far.
20 min later 4015289 mytripis
>>4015281
Do you tell them the truth?
20 min later 4015290 Anonymous
>>4015281
That's basically what I try to do. As 6ft manfaced hons go i ain't too bad, I'll just do what I can, keep taking the pills and see what happens.
25 min later 4015314 Anonymous
>>4015289
The trouble is if ye seek hons ye shall find them.
Go read a paper. How many of the non-hot cis women (business, politicians) would be denounced as hopeless hons on here?
27 min later 4015321 Anonymous
>>4015280
all women, cis and trans. hide their hideous faces with makeup. why can't hons figure it out?
28 min later 4015323 Anonymous
>>4015289
yeah i do. but i still feel bad for them. like, passable trans have it shit, but at least they dont have to spend tens of thousands on just looking like the person the feel. and even then its iffy.
>>4015290
its the best way i think. but for what its worth, im sorry you have it so shit.
46 min later 4015375 Anonymous
>>4015265
*sigh* I see why people castrated themselves back then, other than for religious purposes...
51 min later 4015388 Anonymous
>>4015254
Wait...I kn-...Hammy!!! What have they done to you, my sweet prince?!
52 min later 4015390 Anonymous
>>4015375
Hooray for Spiro!
53 min later 4015396 Anonymous
>>4015254
>>4015388
I'm hot for trans Hamilton.
1 hours later 4015424 Anonymous
>>4015254
>these are 10s in britain
1 hours later 4015432 Anonymous
>>4015424
Gonna be completely honest here, I'd fuck the one in the middle.
1 hours later 4015444 Anonymous
>>4015242
You can't walk around looking like a porn star or drag princess.
1 hours later 4015449 Anonymous
>>4015432
>Now imagining Clarkson getting fucked in the ass and shouting "POWERRRR"
>I don't know what to think of this
1 hours later 4015451 Anonymous (1392641758.jpg 625x938 335kB)
>>4015390
Agreed.
Some women have beards though, and that doesn't outweigh how feminine they look.
1 hours later 4015476 Anonymous
>>4015451
Muslims are so retarded
1 hours later 4015500 Anonymous
>>4015451
6/10 would buy cigarettes from
1 hours later 4015508 Anonymous
>>4015476
she's sikh, actually, but they're both retarded anyway so it doesn't matter.
2 hours later 4015600 Anonymous
>>4015508
Sikh's aren't bad. They take care of poor people constantly. It's like a rule to them.
They do some good shit. Are non violent. They are nice.
14 hours later 4018086 Anonymous
>>4015451
9/11 would carbomb.
14 hours later 4018092 Anonymous
>>4015600
Sikhs in Punjab act as a good buffer between Pakistani Muslims and Hindus in India, too. Place would be as bad as the Middle East without them.
14 hours later 4018095 Anonymous
>>4015242
Protip: If you ever feel ugly, honish or unpassable; watch some redneck scumbag 'shout about scumbag problems' show, like Jeremy Kyle/Jerry Springer etc etc
You'll feel pretty and passable in no time.
14 hours later 4018110 Anonymous
>>4018095
>Jerry Springer is such a hon
Truth.
16 hours later 4018268 Anonymous (1387026635509.gif 640x360 407kB)
>>4018095
When I'm feeling bad I just look up my high school classmates on facebook.
I may be a horrendous hon but compared to them I'm absolutely gorgeous.
16 hours later 4018280 Anonymous
>>4015242
Uh.. he looks pretty mannish, has makeup for days, and a style you can't use in public. If cosplaying as a princess or a french maido or a drag queenade me pass, I'd just be ostracized in other ways
16 hours later 4018292 Lalalily
>>4015267
dank meme m8
17 hours later 4018313 Anonymous
>>4018280
>makeup for days
What are you a straight man lmfao puhhlease only straight men complain about too much makeup.
17 hours later 4018403 Anonymous
>>4018313
So about 40-50% of the population? Seems to be enough to ostracize
17 hours later 4018419 Anonymous
>>4018403
Umm that person I was responding to was clearly a filthy transbian (aka a straight man) given by his language and the criticism of wearing "too much makeup" besides this is LGBT nowhere in there does it say straight men allowed
17 hours later 4018445 Anonymous
>>4018419
Uh, no, I'm a straight tranny. And even if i have no problem with a lot of makeup, that won't make it socially acceptable
20 hours later 4018856 Anonymous
>>4015242
What kind of drugs di you need to take to think that's beautiful?
30 hours later 4021015 Anonymous
>>4018856
MDMA should do it.
30 hours later 4021024 Anonymous
>>4018856
A good dose of /lgbt/ would get you there for sure.
31 hours later 4021217 Anonymous
>>4015242
I'm pretty gorgeous and get mistaken for a girl all the time from a distance even when I'm not trying to look like one. The only downside is that I need electrolysis because laser didn't get all of my facial hair. It's the only thing keeping me from being pretty and passable without makeup instead of a cute femboy who just started puberty.
31 hours later 4021220 Anonymous
>>4015321
I'm trans and I don't wear make up. I pass just fine and I would go as far as to say I'm pretty. I'm sorry you have to clog your pores and ruin your skin with face paint.
31 hours later 4021273 Anonymous
>>4015321
>prematurely aging your skin with ungodly amounts of makeup and tanning
>not having god-tier skin through detailed skincare routine
>not being glorious glorious trans, ginger master-race being completely devoid of makeup
Get on my level
33 hours later 4021792 Anonymous
>>4021220
No you're not.
33 hours later 4021840 Anonymous (drag.png 188x244 89kB)
>>4015242
>if a man can look this beautiful there in NO excuse for disgusting hons.
Pretty much this. Passing is 60% makeup and good grooming habits anyway, the rest is hormones and surgery.
If a bunch of drag queens who aren't on hormones can pass as women and you a trans woman on estrogen can't then you should feel bad.
33 hours later 4021935 Anonymous
>>4021792
Yes I am. I got lucky and managed to get a face that doesn't need clown pain to look good thanks to my genes. Genetics are more important that make-up.
People with good genes will look good in the shower, in a pool, working out, in the morning, etc. Face paint clowns only look good after hours of work, and even then there is only so much paint can do to fix bad features and skin.
34 hours later 4022060 Anonymous
>>4021840
drag queens are doing stage makeup so that's different. 1) they have to create an illusion *on stage* under bright lights, but get up close under soft lighting and their work and underlying features shows up. on stage, all your movements are planned out. you can maneuver and show yourself from certain angles to hide the imperfections 2) they're wearing a ton of product, and they spend hours on their look. to wear that much all day would be really expensive, impractical, and really really bad for your skin.
people saying this sort of thing shows they know nothing about drag or makeup artistry. but then turn around and call people "hons" who can't do makeup.
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