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2015-02-21 02:41 4012142 Anonymous Gay General: /Fit/ Edition (Eyesuphere.webm 640x360 1166kB)
because chubs are fucking gross.
read the sticky: >>>/fit/17018018
old thread: >>4008575
how are you spending your weekend gaygen?
2 min later 4012156 King
>>4012142
Applying for new jobs and to study more.
2 min later 4012162 Anonymous
>>4012142
Looking on CL for a top..
4 min later 4012176 Anonymous
>>4012162
are you desperate or ugly
or both
4 min later 4012181 Anonymous
>>4012142
I'm going on a long overdue journey to find myself and understand my problems inside and out.
I just need to get away from everyone else and find my own place. For someone who usually always feels lonely, it's surprisingly hard to get away from certain people.
11 min later 4012222 Anonymous
>>4012176
neither, anon sex is hot as fuck
12 min later 4012231 Anonymous
Probably nothing with my boyfriend... Just eat and hopefully get the chance to fuck
Being unemployed couch surfer sucks.
14 min later 4012248 Anonymous
>>4012231
you're hanging out with your boyfriend and hoping for sex? What the fuck?
20 min later 4012289 Anonymous
>>4012248
I live on a couch where there's always people around. Last weekend we fucked in his car but that wasnt the most comfortable spot.
Right now its like "okay we gotta wait for the opportunity then take it"
21 min later 4012292 Anonymous
>>4012289
**a couch in a house im not homeless lol. Otherwise I wouldnt give a shit and probably be so meth'd up I fucked all the time haha.
24 min later 4012308 Anonymous
>>4012292
lol you literally don't have a home how is that not homeless?
27 min later 4012333 Johnonphone
>>4012222
for bug chasers
28 min later 4012336 Anonymous
>>4012333
keep believing that shit
30 min later 4012351 Anonymous
>>4012336
>having anonymous sex
>not getting hiv
pick one
34 min later 4012374 Anonymous
>>4012351
you havent heard of this new invention called a condom?
45 min later 4012454 Anonymous
>>4012374
>2015
>using condoms
>not being a bareback truvada bath house slut
come on live a little
48 min later 4012471 Anonymous
>>4012351
Thats what im saying
50 min later 4012486 Anonymous
>>4012374
>thinking they won't stealth your bp
54 min later 4012496 Anonymous
>>4012486
Ok. I'm actually confused. I need an explanation. I usually understand shit, but not this.
58 min later 4012509 Anonymous
>>4012496
Stealthing is when a top removes his condom while he's fucking the bottom, then puts his bare dick back inside and continues condomless.
Usually the bottom is in heat while it happens, and doesn't notice until it's too late.
1 hours later 4012522 Anonymous
>>4012496
see
>>4012509
This is a 4chan myth. Any bottom who has experience with anal sex can immediately detect a missing condom. A bottom "in heat" is a bottom who doesn't care about getting hiv, in the gay community stealthing is seen in the same way as it is in the straight community. Not cool and will usually end in the sex coming to an end and in some cases, the top getting the shit beat out of him.
1 hours later 4012531 SilentProtagonist (6567457.jpg 960x960 60kB)
Playing games and watching movies most likely. With some lifting in between of course.
1 hours later 4012536 Anonymous
It's the weekend?
1 hours later 4012537 Anonymous
>>4012536
finally
1 hours later 4012538 Anonymous
>>4012509
>>4012522
Cool. But "bp?" Boypussy? Buttpack? Buttpussy? Bottompunk? Bigpenis? Boypenis? Backpenis? Bedpost? Badpants?
1 hours later 4012540 Anonymous
>>4012538
boipussi
1 hours later 4012546 Anonymous
>>4012540
Gotcha. I thought so; just making sure. I've only been fucked by a dude a few times, but I felt like they were trustworthy. If I felt otherwise, I'd gtfo, fast.
1 hours later 4012557 Anonymous
>>4012531
while getting your boypussy tenderly loved by a big ol sex husbear?
1 hours later 4012574 Anonymous
>>4012142
How can you tell if a guy is gay?
1 hours later 4012576 SilentProtagonist (6876587.jpg 500x745 44kB)
>>4012557
Tis my plan.
1 hours later 4012577 Anonymous
>>4012574
check if he's sucking your cock
1 hours later 4012582 Anonymous
>>4012574
Check if he's fucking you in the ass.
1 hours later 4012583 Anonymous
>>4012574
suck his cock and see if it tastes like poop
1 hours later 4012584 Anonymous
>>4012576
good shudderingboypussy boy
1 hours later 4012590 SilentProtagonist (1350090398413.jpg 526x353 42kB)
>>4012584
shudder shudder
1 hours later 4012591 Anonymous
>>4012577
>>4012582
>>4012583
never change gaygen
1 hours later 4012592 Anonymous
>>4012574
Kiss him. If he kisses back, he might be gay. If he fondles your balls, he's probably gay. If you end up fucking in the parking lot of a Sonic at 1:53 in the morning and he swallows your sperm after you swallowed his, he's almost certainly gay.
1 hours later 4012600 Anonymous
>>4012590
if you're shuddering you should get the big ol sex husbear to warm your sbp up
1 hours later 4012603 Anonymous (glance1.png 197x241 58kB)
>>4012582
>>4012583
>>4012574
Guys... A straight answer please.
1 hours later 4012640 Anonymous
>>4012603
see
>>4012592
1 hours later 4012644 Anonymous
I just wanted to know that I love you guys, and each one of you are worth something.
1 hours later 4012659 Anonymous
>>4012644
Life has no meaning, humans have no objective worth.
1 hours later 4012668 Anonymous
>>4012659
Autism.
1 hours later 4012681 Anonymous
>>4012668
you're the autistic one, that was clearly sarcasm.
1 hours later 4012686 Anonymous
>>4012574
Ask him, or his friends, or someone who knows about him.
If you wanna be more subtle, do research, look online, maybe see if he has a girlfriend or boyfriend or has had any in the past. Also be observant and analytical of him, watch his eyes, the way he looks and speaks to those of the same gender and the opposite, body language and so on.
1 hours later 4012689 Anonymous
How do you clean your butt before anal and how long before?
1 hours later 4012697 Anonymous
>>4012681
You know what sarcasm rhymes with?
Autism.
1 hours later 4012707 Anonymous
>>4012697
whatever
1 hours later 4012733 Anonymous
>>4012689
Douching or enema, usually both just to be sure, you can literally do this an hour or so beforehand, but if you want something more long term you can try fasting or eating certain foods for weeks beforehand to have a naturally clean butt.
1 hours later 4012744 Anonymous (1424444540709.jpg 490x333 35kB)
>>4012142
>OP
>fat
1 hours later 4012755 Anonymous
>>4012176
>>4012333
>>4012471
didn't you hookup with a guy and got raped?
was he even attractive? hold old was he?
1 hours later 4012765 Anonymous
>>4012755
we're not talking about that
2 hours later 4012791 Anonymous
>>4012744
chubgen pls go
2 hours later 4012798 Anonymous (1416359808225.png 800x388 118kB)
>tfw will never be straight
2 hours later 4012804 Anonymous
>>4012733
What foods should I eat? I assume ones high in fiber but can't I take fiber pills for that?
2 hours later 4012829 Anonymous (katya.gif 720x400 1568kB)
What songs are you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY9 gvDoCMC4
2 hours later 4012832 Anonymous
>>4012798
>iktf
2 hours later 4012837 Anonymous
>>4012829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF3 jeAPGhrY
2 hours later 4012846 Anonymous
>>4012798
>tfw would rather be either gay or straight because being bi makes you suspicious or susceptible to cheat to gay and straight people.
2 hours later 4012873 Anonymous
>>4012829
Why have gay guys always been into shitty pop music and EDM?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyv4bPwUJws
Ive asked this before but are there any skateboarding fags? I'm not talking about the twinks you see in "sk8r boi fucked rough by friend"
If you are, pass the test
Skate and ________
2 hours later 4012922 Anonymous
I'm really nice, but nothing ever good happens to me, so I'm starting to think genocidal thoughts. Is this how Hitler started out?
2 hours later 4012926 Anonymous
I haven't lifted in two weeks. When do I contract diabetes and die?
2 hours later 4012932 Anonymous
>>4012644
this means absolutely nothing coming from a random on 4chan
2 hours later 4012935 swede (keep-calm-its-already-happening.png 600x700 41kB)
>>4012926
About 14 days ago
2 hours later 4012940 Anonymous (Fruit.gif 245x330 1488kB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwD EZMqHSyY
>>4012873
There are and have never ever been any gays that skateboard ever. Never ever.
2 hours later 4012944 Anonymous
>>4012644
<3
2 hours later 4012949 Anonymous (1422136186684.jpg 245x160 21kB)
>>4012791
>triggered
lose some pounds bro, you aren't welcome here.
2 hours later 4012953 Anonymous
>>4012644
you wouldn't say that if you actually met me
2 hours later 4012963 swede (fullmetal sleepchemist.jpg 450x281 94kB)
Woke up at 5 AM with absolutely no idea of what to do, so now I am here. How are you gaygen? Any hookups lately?
>tfw you wake up alone every time
>>4012940
That song was pretty good I liked that, thank you for sharing anon!
3 hours later 4013072 Anonymous
>>4012940
Probably because they're too busy sucking each others dicks I suppose.
Oh well, I guess I'm the only one.
3 hours later 4013085 Anonymous (pearl.jpg 500x500 50kB)
>>4012963
All of a sudden, I've been really into 30 somethings. I have slept with 4 this week. I can't stop. One is texting me right now wanting to fuck, but I don't want my ass to be blown out. Fuck, guys that are a bit older are so fucking hot.
>>4012829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gya Q4sW3BW0
3 hours later 4013099 Anonymous
>>4013085
slow down, slut, damn.
3 hours later 4013139 Anonymous
>>4012940
in 2002, Big Brother Magazine (where Johnny Knoxville got his start) had an issue called The Gay Issue. on the cover was openly gay skater Jarrett Berry, skating in assless chaps.
it's a classic.
3 hours later 4013142 swede
>>4013085
Whenever I think of 35+ but especially 45+ guys, it's always in the back of my head that those guys lived through the 80's or at least the 90's probably sexually active. I feel like guys that age are much more likely to have HIV. That stuff would probably scare me a lot, although I have had sex with one guy that was 35+ and that was fine.
I think guys over 35 are hot as well, but mostly if they have muscle. Muscle bears at that age are pretty damn attractive. But skinny 40 year olds are just weird, I think. Too much "dad" and too little "daddy" about them, you know?
Also you're a whore, but I like it.
3 hours later 4013148 Anonymous
>>4012940
The first boy I ever had a crush on was a skateboarder.
I punched him.
3 hours later 4013153 Anonymous
>>4013148
Why'd you punch him?
3 hours later 4013184 Anonymous
>>4013153
My thought process was basically that he made me feel something that was confusing and scary and I didn't know how to respond to it or what to do with myself so one day I just gut checked him out of sheer impulse.
I was like, twelve and not super great at processing my emotions.
4 hours later 4013236 swede (hqdefault.jpg 480x360 10kB)
>>4013184
What an asshole, trying to make you feel things. Ugh, hate those people.
>mfw a guy spat me in the face when I was 10
>punch him in the face because I felt so many emotions at the same time I didn't know what to do
>'coincidentally' discover masturbation the same day
>mfw years later I am sexually attracted to the idea of having men spit on me
Thank you anon for giving me weird complexes that would later develop into degenerate fetishes
4 hours later 4013241 Anonymous
>>4012574
ask if they listen to marina & the diamonds. works 100% of the time
4 hours later 4013244 Anonymous
>>4013072
Of course, snowflake
4 hours later 4013272 Anonymous
>>4013236
Yeah, I can't say that anything that extreme happened to me. We got in a fight and were sent to the principal's office. I apologized and we sort of became bros after that. He moved away a year later and I was crushed.
I guess the whole incident was kind of telling since not much has changed when it comes to my response to being attracted to someone. I'm not violent obviously because I'm an adult, but I get defensive or something I guess.
4 hours later 4013327 Anonymous
>Gay General: /Fit/ Edition
>tfw no spooky scary skellington mode edition yet
where all the thin/pale/scrawny guys at?
4 hours later 4013332 Anonymous
>>4013327
starved to death
4 hours later 4013397 Anonymous (image.jpg 640x483 63kB)
>just turned 18 today
>can finally post here
Man sure feels good to have followed the rules and refrained from posting since I found out what 4chan was 4 years ago.
Anyway, gay death when?
4 hours later 4013403 Anonymous
>>4013397
Are you a twink?
4 hours later 4013410 Anonymous (101__x_viktor_belmont_1.jpg 533x800 208kB)
>Tfw no cute FTM boyfriend
4 hours later 4013423 Anonymous
>>4013403
You bastards once got a folder of my slightly more than shirtless pictures and wrote /gaygen/ underneath in big letters, I was 16 at the time.
So yes.
4 hours later 4013442 Anonymous
>>4013423
So your gay death is around 25
5 hours later 4013450 Anonymous (room.webm 852x424 3138kB)
>tfw no /gaygen/ camwhore bf
5 hours later 4013454 Anonymous
>>4013442
Right.
And if I start lifting weights?
I already look pretty masculine, it's just I'm young and I wore my hair long.
5 hours later 4013459 Anonymous
>>4013454
If you start lifting weights, there won't be a gay death for you. Gay death only applies to twinks.
5 hours later 4013474 swede
>>4013450
You should've recorded godnilf getting up and showing his penis to everyone, but you didn't. You fucked up and I am disappointed in you.
5 hours later 4013482 Anonymous (swede.webm 272x154 3046kB)
>>4013474
keep smiling
5 hours later 4013484 Anonymous
>>4013450
swedes hair is incredibly cute
smoke is cute in general
bdaboyfranny looks like pewdiepie if pdp was a cute elf boy
godnilf is straight up hot af
5 hours later 4013525 swede
>>4013482
It's hard not to when you're having so much fun.
5 hours later 4013530 Anonymous
>>4013327
skater guy is lanky pale dude.
So is twink/bear/whatever mostly how you look or does it have to do with how you act? I always get called a twink but I hate that term. I wanna be an otter.
5 hours later 4013534 Anonymous
>>4013410
>vaginas
>not gay
dicks or gtfo.
5 hours later 4013579 swede
>>4013530
twink/bear/whatever is only about how you look.
However, there are terms like "femboy" and "daddy" that are about more than how you look. They have to do with how you act and are perceived by other as well.
Femboys are usually (almost exclusively) twinks, but they don't HAVE to be.
Daddies are usually toward bear mode, but they don't HAVE to be either.
But words like twink and bear are pretty much only about looks.
6 hours later 4013642 Anonymous
tfw no bf
6 hours later 4013670 Anonymous
>>4013652
Why?
6 hours later 4013692 Anonymous
>>4013484
pls no i dnt look like pewdiepie
6 hours later 4013693 Anonymous
>>4013450
Pretty sure dude on the top left is a trannie, imo
6 hours later 4013696 Anonymous
>>4013693
nah he's flashed his dick before
6 hours later 4013703 Anonymous
>>4013696
Proof or you're full of shit
6 hours later 4013704 Anonymous
>>4013696
that was nilf silly boy
6 hours later 4013705 Anonymous
>>4013703
>implying i screencap tc like some kinda stalker weirdo
>>4013704
nahh i know who godnilf is it was that dude in the top left if hes scottish iirc?
7 hours later 4013790 Anonymous
>>4013482
hes beautiful.
7 hours later 4013816 Anonymous
>>4013814
same... :(
7 hours later 4013838 Anonymous
Going to the opera sunday with short qt. He won a pair of tickets and wanted me to go with him. I've been meaning to see an opera, so this is cool. Gonna tell him how adorable I think he is and see where things go. I told him I wanted to meet early and buy him lunch/dinner, and he was very agreeable. Aw yea I'm in there.
Got a snazzy black blazer so I'm set for this!
8 hours later 4013885 Anonymous
>>4012142
Radical Faerie Coffee, Trip to Ikea, a Gaymer meet up and an Oscar party.
8 hours later 4013968 Anonymous
>tfw all my fantasies involve being tiny cute jailbait
>tfw 5'7 and turning 20
>tfw read in this thread about the guy who was nailing a little 14 yo
its like a mix of burning jealousy and depression, because i know that i'll never be underage anymore and i'll never be able to live it out. whenever i see any hair on my face i just want to curl up into a ball and die.
what should i do about this feel
8 hours later 4013989 Anonymous
>>4013968
grow up
9 hours later 4013999 Anonymous
>>4013968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WmBQRg6u6A
9 hours later 4014002 Anonymous
>>4013968
You can be tiny and cute, but can't help on the jailbait front.
Guy I'm seeing is 5'2", 24, and the cutest little fucker ever. He's a dainty, shy sweetheart and I want to dominate the fuck out of him.
Just embrace what you have, let go of what you don't, and move on.
9 hours later 4014016 swede
>>4014002
>tfw you'll never be 5'2"
why live
9 hours later 4014019 Anonymous
>>4014016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nq4dDYZT62
9 hours later 4014023 swede
>>4014019
Kyaaa~
9 hours later 4014035 Anonymous
>>4014002
yeah letting go is hard. i have some guys whove fallen for me and they say i'm really cute but i just still feel awful about my body. it feels like no positive comments register for me, i just want to be a shota for some stupid reason and i hate myself for not being good enough. sometimes i can distract myself from the selfhatred but it always comes back...
9 hours later 4014039 Anonymous
>>4014018
woah there son, calm down. He's only half, and I wouldn't waste my time unless he had more going for him than his stature.
And nah, the last three guys I was with were all dark blonde dudes. He's just a really awesome guy who I happen to find attractive.
I'd say you can find someone too but you're probably your own worst enemy. Don't worry so much about all your insecurities, when you try to put them on other people it just drives them away.
9 hours later 4014045 Anonymous
>>4014039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AZH3VUuu1V
9 hours later 4014046 Anonymous
>>4014035
damn dude, just accept the positive comments. Even if you got what you wanted, that wouldn't help the self-hatred. At some point you just have to give yourself a fuckin break from the shit.
9 hours later 4014052 Anonymous
>>4014045
No idea what this is supposed to be saying, it's way too obscure and ~meta~ for me, I'm sure.
9 hours later 4014060 Anonymous
>>4014052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F760moY4ch
>>4014056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XbjDNoP8UJ
9 hours later 4014061 Anonymous
>>4014046
yeah i know, i say "thank you". one of the guys even wants to move a few thousand miles to be with me. but that thought that i missed out on my ultimate fantasy is just always looming over my head. i dunno what to do, i've thought about killing myself but that'd just hurt friends and family.
9 hours later 4014066 Anonymous
>>4014061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00mJIGJy8PW
9 hours later 4014070 Anonymous
>>4014066
best lgbt poster
9 hours later 4014075 Anonymous
>>4014056
Oh wait I just realized you're fishing for personal info by purposefully making all these bizarrely inaccurate assumptions.
Am I feeding a fetish of yours or are you just bored? Out of curiosity.
> lol "half". he's an asian
Says a lot about how you see people though. I guess someone who has a white parent and grows up in a western country is as asian as some dude from rural china. I mean, who can argue with that logic?
A lot of people, but I suppose that's beside the point.
9 hours later 4014078 Anonymous
>>4014060
did you say faggot with a lisp on purpose?
also, interesting accent (from what I could make out).
9 hours later 4014081 Anonymous
>>4014061
Well apparently you don't know. But honestly it sounds like you have bigger problems than needing to live out that fantasy and a lack of self-esteem.
9 hours later 4014083 Anonymous
>>4014078
How do you even lisp a f sound?
9 hours later 4014086 Anonymous
>>4014083
Beats me, but I heard something lispy in there.
Where you from, friend? I find accents interesting.
9 hours later 4014088 Anonymous
>>4014086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B5ec6w3Cpb
9 hours later 4014091 Anonymous
>>4014088
I was getting tired of your laugh, but then you let out the daintiest little giggle. That pleased me.
9 hours later 4014093 Anonymous
>>4013450
everybody is so handsome
I love being gay
9 hours later 4014097 Anonymous
>>4014089
This is an interesting dynamic here in gaygen.
You get like a random melodramatic rageholic archetype poster, like yourself, and some random bystander. Poster is either obsessed with straight dudes, gay death, or (in this case) some well known racial issue. Then he tries to force some bizarre fantasy on the bystander to act out whatever the whole interaction does for him.
Usually the bystander goes for it, gets pulled in, or naively bares all these personal details in the panic that the sudden attack has brought out in him. I mean, either of the posters could be totally lying. You could be full of shit about the alleged string of guys you fucked, even if that were something to be proud of. And I could easily be full of shit about what I've said, so that makes the whole thing irrelevant. The only pitfall is being swept into the game.
Unfortunately for this whole charade you're trying to start here though, I actually know how to interact with normalfags and know what they're like. The terminology you use gives you away, because hardly anyone who actually lives in the world and deals with people in any real way is aware of what a 'neckbeard' is.
Run along and try to prey on the insecurities of someone else, this shit doesn't work on anyone who actually lives in the world.
Which begs the question why I'm here I guess, but hey, old habits die hard.
Now, please, completely disregard what I've said to reiterate whatever insult you think has gotten you the most traction. I won't presume to guess, I don't want you to feel completely undermined.
9 hours later 4014098 Anonymous
what cute names do you call your bf?
9 hours later 4014105 Anonymous
>>4014091
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10TOVwVlAAd
>>4014098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M8TLXPVa17
9 hours later 4014108 Anonymous
>>4014105
That was way less enthusiastic. I've lost you, haven't I?
What we had was brief, but meaningful.
9 hours later 4014113 Anonymous
>>4014108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mb9V9KxlAM
9 hours later 4014115 Anonymous
>>4014113
okay you got me there. I enjoyed that one.
9 hours later 4014120 Anonymous
>>4014114
You should start tripping as 'bully'. Pretty sure you've said mean shit to me too.
I'm jealous of his asian qt bf, although I don't count for much admittedly.
Why do you want to undermine other's happiness?
It's really no more annoying than all the other stuff people post here.
Basically everyone is repetitive, that's why they're recognizable.
Same with you, you're a meanie, so now you're identifiable based on your posts.
You really might as well trip under the name I gave you.
9 hours later 4014127 Anonymous
>>4014114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fnefwK9mxe
Amirit?
>>4014115
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EeVOVE5zwR
>>4014120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QpouwJ7exe
9 hours later 4014129 Anonymous
>>4014114
who said anything about that kind of info?
ah we're going with the age insult.
You know that's an interesting issue too. I've talked with a lot of other people how it seems like older people don't seem to speak the same 'language' online.
This is the first time I've posted here in weeks, so I assume now I'm the stand-in for some random ass feud you've got going on here.
Honestly, if I'm out of touch with how people on here interact, that's probably a good thing. I've been one-foot-in, one-foot-out for the past few months. Being around normies and living the college life is way less stressful.
But I know, I know, I'm lying, making up shit, etc. etc.
You do you, guy.
9 hours later 4014139 Anonymous
>>4014081
bigger problems, like mental illness? yeah probably. i shouldnt be going on a 4chan thread for help but considering that it was brought up by one of these threads i felt like i should hear what people here had to say
apologies
9 hours later 4014141 Anonymous
>>4014120
Don't even think of him as asian tbh, since he's from here and says stuff like "friggen". Most of the asian people I know here tend to cloister themselves, be somewhat unfriendly (with a few notable exceptions) and look down on people. I feel more comfortable around someone who I can talk to about the same things.
Also, don't be jealous. The chase isn't over yet, and he's an ultra-normy (hardly even texts, no social media), and I was hanging around here all bitter not super long ago.
Just get out there.
10 hours later 4014144 Anonymous
>>4014139
Nah don't apologize, I just mean that it seems like you're worried about this shota issue when there are clearly bigger things in your life bothering you.
The only way you're gonna get over it is to stop giving yourself so much shit all the time. That's the first and only step.
10 hours later 4014147 Anonymous
>>4014144
eh idk i'd say obsession about my appearance is, pathetically enough, the thing in my life most bothering me right now. normally i dont post on 4chan but i've posted selfies recently just to hear people say positive things about me :P
10 hours later 4014148 Anonymous
>>4014139
Don't worry man, I'm probably one of the other people you talked to about it because I share the same fantasy, although I think I have a more realistic outlook.
>>4014141
I think that other guy just got to me, because I only do things with guys way older and unattractive because I myself can't get anyone better. So what he was saying to you was actually true for me.
10 hours later 4014149 Anonymous
>>4014120
i haven't said anything mean, it's called a reality check.
>>4014129
you haven't posted here in weeks? everytime i've been here it's been you posting about the chink, you are here all the time.
you're out of touch with how everybody under the age of 40 interacts.
i'm cringing over your use of "normies", i can just imagine how awkward looking you are,
>>4014141
"normies" say fuck, not frig, we also text and use social media.
we definitely don't go on dates to the opera.
you both sound like autistic weirdos.
10 hours later 4014152 Anonymous
>>4014148
Ah, that's too bad. I mean, if you like older dudes more power to you. But if you're doing it for that reason, too bad.
You might not even know who you're into yet to be honest. It might be exciting to find out.
10 hours later 4014160 Anonymous
>>4014148
nah i just lurk gaygen, ive only posted in the femgen threads
>>4003449
is me
10 hours later 4014161 Anonymous
>>4014149
lol you're losing the plot here, it's too bad because I thought you had more gas in you to pull off this whole shtick. You started out of the gate decently strong.
And no dude, you are not in touch with how people interact irl. I can't even pretend to take you seriously at this point, as much as I've tried.
If you try to foist these obsessive problems onto other people, it kinda just shows what bothers you. In that way it's almost like giving yourself a reality check.
So to pretend for one sec you do get around and fuck a lot of guys, I can see why you have bizarro ideas about race and why you obsess about age. Hitting that whole 'gay death' point?
Oh boy, he's calling me an autist, I sure can't argue with that diagnosis.
Also I have no idea what post you're referring to, I assume it happened before I came in here. But either way, I'm getting some Sean vibes here.
10 hours later 4014162 Anonymous
>>4014147
I'll take you at your word but I can't imagine why that, alone, would drive you to contemplate suicide.
10 hours later 4014166 Anonymous
>>4014152
By older dudes, I mean twice my age or more.
I'm into guys 2-8 years older than me.
Obviously attractive is better.
I'll admit I'm inexperienced, but I know well enough what I like, and that I can't get that.
>if you're doing it for that reason, too bad
Yeah, It is too bad.
I'm 21, so I still have time to get myself together, but my hopes aren't too high.
>>4014160
Funny, there are a lot of people with shota fantasies. I thought you were someone else, since your description matches someone I've talked to on here before.
I should head over to femgen sometime, I get mistaken for a female a lot. I just don't 'identify' with femininity really.
10 hours later 4014167 Anonymous
>>4014162
the idea of getting older really scares me and i dunno how i'm going to face it considering i have enough trouble accepting myself as i am. i just feel like the future is sort of hopeless. plus, you know, humanity is trashing the earth and i'd rather not survive just so i can die in a famine.
10 hours later 4014172 Anonymous
>>4014166
Ah yeah, I've never felt comfortable with huge age differences. I don't think I could go older than 35. At my preferred range is 24-28, but I'll widen that to as much as 21-33, and I'm 26.
>I'm 21, so I still have time to get myself together, but my hopes aren't too high.
Don't look at it like that. Not only will you waste the 'time' you've allotted yourself, but you'll feel even worse. Just do something to break out of it right now. There's every reason to, and no reason not to.
10 hours later 4014174 Anonymous
>>4014167
It is scary. Any change like that is scary, especially if it's gonna change your identity like it seems like it will.
All I can tell you is once you start being around more people and kind of tapping into that group social energy, seeing how different people think, etc. then your mindset begins to change. Things seem a lot bigger and less set in stone than I thought before.
10 hours later 4014177 Anonymous
>>4014172
Rejection is honestly reason enough for me to avoid 'puttin myself out there'.
My ego's pathetically fragile.
People can say mean things here all they want, and it only affects me a little (really it shouldn't affet me at all). But in real life, it'd probably destroy me.
I'm definitely not confident enough to face that reality yet. I'll just trick myself into thinking that if I get fit as fuck and butch up, I might find a boyfriend. Which I haven't entirely lost hope in, but I do see as unlikely.
10 hours later 4014188 Anonymous
>>4014177
No I know all of that. I can't convince you what I've been through in precisely this area, but I eventually realized I couldn't escape from facing the rejection.
It's like one of those problems where the only way out is right through it. I mean don't like tackle the biggest risks right off, but build up to it.
And shit affects you anywhere you go, or there'd be no point in all the shit that goes on here.
Idk how to explain what I'm trying to say here, but I guess eventually you get used to whatever it is that terrifies you, and sick of where you are. I hope that comes sooner for you.
If you ever wanna chat on skype (can't promise much, this quarter is a bit of a bitch), hit me up on this throwaway email and I'll add you.
dg58976@gmail.com
10 hours later 4014193 Anonymous
>>4014166
>Funny, there are a lot of people with shota fantasies
yup i get the feeling it's not uncommon at all, but you can't really discuss it in most places.
also what do you think of that pic of me, be honest
10 hours later 4014205 Anonymous
>>4014188
Sent email with my skype name.
>>4014193
Honestly, you just look like a normal person of your age. Not sure what type of critique you're looking for?
10 hours later 4014216 Anonymous
>>4014205
idk, a lot of people say i look younger than i am though
10 hours later 4014232 Anonymous
>>4014216
You said you were 19 right?
You look 17-20.
The glasses might be throwing me off though.
I know I look quite a bit worse when I wear glasses.
>tfw have to wear glasses or everything is blurry, and can't do contacts
10 hours later 4014244 Anonymous
When I was playing with my big meat stick it got really hot, throbbed a lot, and then made my hands sticky.
I like my meat stick.
10 hours later 4014258 oatmeal (157930.jpg 204x205 15kB)
>>4012142
yesterday i went on my first date since i was 16
there were some awkward moments and we didnt really have alot in common but atleast i did it
today im shutting myself in and tomorrow ill hit the gym with my casual friend
11 hours later 4014261 Anonymous
>>4014232
yeah, heres a glassesless pic
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ruagof8sr 11vzfi/2014-10-13%2010.32.32.jpg?dl =0
i honestly prefer how i look with em though
11 hours later 4014283 Anonymous (1424234758791.gif 300x169 2080kB)
>open grindr for the first time in a year or so
>talk to this qt for 10 min or so
>asks for lewds
>trade pics for a while
>go over to his place, comes outside and lets me in
>chubbier than his pics but still pretty cute
>profile said he was 19, he's 26
>watch some shit on science channel in his bed for half an hour and talk a bit
>make out and frot for a good hour and a half
>neither of us get off, says he jerked off to my pics and wasn't up for cumming again
>i'd spanked it like 3 times today after failing nofap feb and was a l l d r y
>talk for like 3 hours in bed naked
>says he wants to see me again
>leave at 6 am
interesting i guess, i've never had anyone call me back after a hookup for anything more than another hookup though. but never talked to anyone for 3 hours before and genuinely liked their personalities
[spoiler]he'll c-call, r-right gaygen?[/spoiler]
11 hours later 4014290 Anonymous
>>4014261
Not the best picture since it's so dark and half your face is covered, but from what I could see, I think you look better without glasses. You looked younger in that photo to me. Maybe around 16.
>>4014283
>said he's 19, he's 26
for what purpose?
11 hours later 4014299 Anonymous
>>4014290
no idea, he said he never set it to 19 and he didn't say he was, just his profile was set to 19. didn't look that young anyways. i'm 20 though, never dated anyone more than a year or two older than me though.
11 hours later 4014312 Anonymous
>>4014290
ah ok! i'm working on my face and trying to see if i can shave a couple more years off with dermarollers/topical stuff/diets. thanks though, thats nice to hear.
11 hours later 4014340 Anonymous
Would you date someone of a different race, /gaygen/?
11 hours later 4014351 Brithetero (ShoveItIn.jpg 480x360 85kB)
>>4012829
http://youtu.be/r7dWusuq_0g
12 hours later 4014356 Anonymous
>>4014340
I do
12 hours later 4014370 Anonymous (1424504251323.webm 480x270 2784kB)
>thinly veiled homo eroticism in the latest jojo
12 hours later 4014372 Anonymous
>>4014340
No. White is right.
12 hours later 4014374 swede
>>4014370
Daddy Joseph is best Joseph
12 hours later 4014375 Anonymous (1424377459406.gif 446x500 950kB)
>>4014374
good taste
12 hours later 4014401 Rugbayylmao (lenny.gif 346x339 126kB)
>EZ curl bar arrives
>Load up weights
>Can easily curl and do skullcrushers
>Have to spend another £30 on more plates
what the absolute fuck i havent trained arms in like ever and I can do 40kg+bar with ease. is that normal?
>tfw arms aren't even big
12 hours later 4014430 Anonymous
>>4014401
Yes that sounds about normal.
12 hours later 4014436 Anonymous
>>4014340
depends on the race
but generally no. White people just attract me more than other races. Also whites are the most homo-friendly
12 hours later 4014442 Anonymous
Where do I meet guys into guys? I stopped using internet for that. Should I go to the club?
12 hours later 4014457 Anonymous
>>4014442
If you want aids, sure
12 hours later 4014467 Rugbayylmao
>>4014430
ok good
>>4014442
Clubs are for sex. Honestly, the internet is probably the best way to meet someone nowadays unless you join an LGBT society and they are just pure cancer and trannies now.
>>4014457
The chances of getting pozzed are so miniscule if you don't hook up with blacks or people from San Francisco & Brighton that you can have unprotected sex with just about anyone and you'll be fine (or get a different STD).
12 hours later 4014482 Anonymous
>>4014457
>>4014467
I'd like to meet somebody face to face and develop a normal course of hooking up/getting to know someone instead of just meeting them for a predecided thing. Having a couple of gay friends would be alright too.
13 hours later 4014558 Anonymous
>>4014401
yes, yes it is rugbayyneko-bara-chan-nonslut
now post pics
13 hours later 4014584 swede
>>4014401
>40kg+bar skullcrushers
How much do you enjoy lying? I mean really.
14 hours later 4014684 Rugbayylmao
>>4014584
The bar isn't an Olympic bar (those are 20kg), it's only like 3-5 kg so it's really nothing.
If I was doing 60kg skullcrushers, I'd be jacked as fuark.
14 hours later 4014699 Anonymous
>>4014684
>not doing 60kg skullcrushers
do u even lift rugbayylmao
14 hours later 4014710 Rugbayylmao
>>4014699
p-powerlifting m-m-master race ;_;
14 hours later 4014711 Anonymous
Don't do drugs.
I smoked weed yesterday with a cute hook up I'd seen once before. I don't know what the weed did but I couldn't get hard. My entire crotch region felt numb, like he was touching it through a few layers of cloth. So instead of topping he fucked me senseless while I was soft. I then spent the remainder of the night alone talking to myself, but I couldn't remember if I was speaking out loud or not. I kept thinking I was seeing myself in the third person screaming but wasn't sure if I was really doing it or not. I ended up having to lay in bed and listen to music with all the sounds made shapes on my eye lids.
I was so out of it the dude probably could have raped me bareback, robbed me & killed me and I wouldn't be able to do anything about it. I did keep thinking this because I was so paranoid.
14 hours later 4014737 Anonymous
>>4014711
doesn't sound like weed to me. had a friend who had that happen to him (the out of body experience, not the getting fucked senseless), he thinks the weed had some PCP in there too.
14 hours later 4014738 swede
>>4014711
I'm almost sure you did a dissociative psychedelic. Are you absolutely sure you smoked weed man?
15 hours later 4014742 Anonymous
>>4014710
are you trex mode?
15 hours later 4014755 Anonymous
>>4014711
pussy
15 hours later 4014771 Anonymous
>>4014738
I don't do drugs and he told me it was really strong. I've only smoked three times, the second being Wednesday with him. And I watched him load the pipe so I know it looked like weed at the least.
In the beginning I was seeing cartoons when I closed my eyes. The style of the cartoon would change every once in a while, from kids cartoon drawn in crayon to a more professional Disney style.
The only real hallucination I got was this brilliant beautiful arrow of a rainbow that lasted for about 5 seconds. At first it was stunning then when I realized I was actually seeing it, it freaked me out and then dispersed.
I thought I was just a light weight, but forgetting what I'd just done was kind of scary. I honestly feel that that must be what schizos see.
15 hours later 4014787 Anonymous
>>4014710
should have done a split
15 hours later 4014797 Anonymous (4-038.jpg 640x480 33kB)
>>4014711
pot can really fuck with your sense of reality if you aren't used to it. you feel like you're losing grip on everything.
i'm taking a break from smoking after i got super high and spent the whole night in the bathroom vomiting without being able to think straight
15 hours later 4014808 Anonymous
>>4014797
I've smoked weed nearly everyday for a few years now and I have never had a problem with vomiting or nausea. Sounds like you were smoking K2 or Spice or something
15 hours later 4014812 Anonymous
>>4014808
i had done a couple shots too, but not enough to make me sick under normal circumstances.
15 hours later 4014815 Rugbayylmao
>>4014742
>tfw 15 inch biceps and 28 inch thighs
oops
>>4014787
splits are just propaganda, nobody has ever actually built any muscle from it. that's why zyzz was assassinated, because he was going to reveal that he actually got jacked from powerlifting but the personal trainer corporations got to him first.
>brb someone at the door
15 hours later 4014822 Anonymous
>>4014815
>15inch biceps
ayylma-
>28inch thighs
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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15 hours later 4014856 Rugbayylmao (038.png 680x647 695kB)
>>4014822
15 hours later 4014867 Anonymous
>>4014856
What big thighs means big butts.
And that's how I like my bottoms
16 hours later 4014889 Rugbayylmao (gymcat.png 1000x1226 1045kB)
>>4014867
why the fuck don't they do these for men?
16 hours later 4014909 Anonymous
>>4014889
they probably do
16 hours later 4014922 Rugbayylmao
>>4014909
find it and buy it for me and i'll let you touch my butt for 15 seconds :3
16 hours later 4014943 Anonymous
>>4014922
no thanks you're not my type
16 hours later 4014950 Rugbayylmao
>>4014943
I'll let you fuck my boyfriend.
I'm willing to be a cuck for a free tshirt.
16 hours later 4014957 Anonymous
>>4014950
I'm sorry I don't want to fuck your bf, I don't want to be a pedophile
16 hours later 4014965 Rugbayylmao (Kagamine.Len.full.399894.jpg 800x650 306kB)
>>4014957
b-but he's older than me ;-;
>pls stop the bantz i can't handle it
16 hours later 4014967 swede (ss+(2015-02-21+at+06.57.29).png 506x85 2kB)
RIP Sadfrog!nvAnvrL1hk 2014-2015
Good night, sweet prince.
You were the best trip by far.
16 hours later 4014977 Anonymous
>>4014965
well he's your bf and you're passing his off as a slutty toy, I rather pass
16 hours later 4014985 Anonymous
>>4014965
Have you gotten your bf to dress up in a len outfit yet?
16 hours later 4014988 Anonymous (alltimelow.png 1280x800 564kB)
>hanging out with crush after he gets off work
>go to ihop
>he's cute af and orders strawberry pancakes
>tfw you think everything he does is cute
>tfw it's really late at night/early in the morning and you wind up hanging out until the sun is up
>tfw he winds up using your jacket as a pillow and dozing off
>tfw you start believing in the dangerous possibility that he might like you
Hope is a terrible thing, friends.
16 hours later 4015024 swede
>>4014988
Why wouldn't he like you? Are you like 3/10 or something? If you hang out with him for that long, and if he feels comfortable falling asleep next to you with your jacket as a pillow, he likes you. It's not rocket science.
Unless of course you're 3/10, hen he's just taking advantage of you, ha-ha.
16 hours later 4015033 Anonymous
>>4014967
he remove everyone on skype?
16 hours later 4015037 swede
>>4015033
Everyone but Sadcunt and I because we rock.
No but really, it says he has 11 contacts, I don't know what you're talking about at all.
16 hours later 4015045 Anonymous
I had a date last night /lgbt/. It was with a guy I've hooked up with before but I actually want a relationship so we didn't sleep together afterward and he gave me a goodnight kiss and we scheduled another for next week.
I feel like a real adult /lgbt/
16 hours later 4015064 Gay General (1399766999333.gif 500x500 701kB)
>>4015024
>Unless of course you're 3/10, hen he's just taking advantage of you, ha-ha.
What an awful and insensitive thing to say.
17 hours later 4015072 swede (RIKARDIN.jpg 320x240 23kB)
>>4015064
Do you disagree? You realize a 3/10 is something like this, right? Seriously, if you think a guy that is *ACTUALLY* 3/10 could get a guy to like him in one day without money, you're dumb as fuck and don't live in the real world.
17 hours later 4015073 Anonymous
>>4015024
It wasn't actually as long as it seems. He works at this place that's sort of half nightclub, half concert venue. So he gets out late/early, anyway. It was still several hours, though.
>Why wouldn't he like you?
I'm pretty sure he's straight. I've talked about him on here before. He's the metalhead from Russia. I feel like his country's attitude towards gays makes the probability of him being gay also extremely low. Plus because English is his second language and he's still learning I'm worried there'll be a miscommunication and he'll get weirded out. I'm normally really forward when I'm attracted to someone so this kind of sucks. I have no idea how to do the delicate approach.
17 hours later 4015074 Anonymous
>>4015072
that is not a 3/10
17 hours later 4015077 swede
>>4015074
Oh, okay.
17 hours later 4015082 Anonymous
how do you get a bf when you're uggo
17 hours later 4015085 Anonymous (1409710874206.jpg 600x599 36kB)
>>4015072
He looks just like you, except probably not half as shallow, little mole rat.
17 hours later 4015092 Gay General (1424176682491.gif 674x390 473kB)
>>4015072
I believe nothing is impossible, even someone like that could find real love somewhere in the world.
Please, do not act so ugly. An ugly heart is much worse than an ugly face!
17 hours later 4015105 Anonymous
>>4015073
you never know until you talk to him. I said it to you the last time. I also told you that anyone guy wears a ponytail higher than the nape of their neck is probably a homo.
17 hours later 4015115 Anonymous
how are small inflatable boats for taking a guy out on a fuckdate? it'll be spring soon and I had a few hundred dollars laying around and thought it mite b cool
17 hours later 4015119 Anonymous
>>4015115
make sure he likes boats
17 hours later 4015122 Anonymous
What's everyone up to?
17 hours later 4015131 Anonymous (U.png 250x280 84kB)
>>4015119
17 hours later 4015148 Anonymous
>>4015122
I don't feel good and I don't know how to stop feeling bad
17 hours later 4015153 Anonymous
>>4015148
cuddle a man while drinking hot tea
17 hours later 4015174 Anonymous
>>4015077
Not him, but that guy really isn't a 3/10, although you were probably using hyperbole.
17 hours later 4015178 Rugbayylmao
>>4015115
Having sex in a boat is like American beer.
It's fucking close to water.
17 hours later 4015186 Anonymous (1349633011941.png 461x427 20kB)
>>4015178
17 hours later 4015191 swede
>>4015178
Made me giggle
18 hours later 4015204 Anonymous (1418524905323.jpg 800x532 170kB)
If you were going to die in exactly 1 week, how would you spend your last days?
18 hours later 4015208 Anonymous
>>4015204
slutting it up
18 hours later 4015228 Anonymous
>>4015204
Constantly stoned walking around Tokyo aimlessly
18 hours later 4015236 King
I'm going out but I don't want to feel grim tomorrow morning.. but I have 0 self control when it comes to this type of thing. 'elp
18 hours later 4015237 Anonymous
>>4015204
I would slut it up if I could, but no one wants me.
So I'd eat until my stomach is bloated and then kill myself on the second day.
18 hours later 4015253 Anonymous (image.jpg 464x444 93kB)
>>4013332
This got a chuckle out of me indeed sir.
18 hours later 4015258 Anonymous (hi boys.jpg 274x282 13kB)
am I everything you desire?
>masculine face
>cute shota body
>itty bitty private parts
18 hours later 4015262 Anonymous
>>4013838
>Tfw no one too do snooty hoity toity culture stuff with.
I like clubbing booze and drugs as much as the next guy but I want someone to go too museums or the opera with.
18 hours later 4015275 Anonymous
>>4012142
oh yes this is best edition
18 hours later 4015278 Anonymous (finger in your butthole.jpg 239x413 25kB)
>>4015258
bb where r u?
18 hours later 4015297 Anonymous
>>4015236
Alcoholic or massive slut?
18 hours later 4015319 Anonymous
>>4015105
Does how high a guy wears his ponytail really correlate that much with sexual preference?
18 hours later 4015325 Anonymous (wrassle.jpg 1071x1379 195kB)
18 hours later 4015331 Anonymous
>>4015278
Boots?!
18 hours later 4015346 King
>>4015297
just a full time PaRtY bOiiiii.
I'm either a slut or not depending on what I'm doing on the night.
19 hours later 4015363 Anonymous
>>4015346
Well don't worry I have zero self control either.
19 hours later 4015364 Anonymous
>>4015319
possibly. either way you picturing it wrapped around your fist while you plow him. you cannot unsee it.
19 hours later 4015386 King
>>4015363
living life on the edge
19 hours later 4015425 Anonymous
>>4012142
>how are you spending your weekend gaygen?
Lying in my bed, trying to move as little as possible, I went to the gym after a break and to my surprise, I broke my records on every lift. But now it also feels like I'm dying all over because I had taken some time off gym, tfw lmao2.5pl8 squat
Oh and I made some horse stir-fry with soy
19 hours later 4015430 Anonymous
>>4015425
>horse stir fry
is it any good? I'm curious about eating weird animals.
19 hours later 4015439 Anonymous
The long-distance boyfriend of the guy I've been seeing is coming to visit him next week. I've been mostly nonchalant about it, but I really like this guy, he's incredibly cute and very nice and I don't want us to be just a fling.
We both agreed that he has to get the bf situation sorted out on his own, and I do not want to push him to do anything. Then again, I am interested in more and I feel conficted.
>tfw not really bf
19 hours later 4015441 Anonymous
>>4015430
Horse is nice, the cut I picked needs to be cooked for long or otherwise it'll be chewy, but the meat itself is nice and clean with little fat or other bits
The smell is a bit stale at first but the taste is nice and little game-y too
>every dead animal is best animal
>I want to eat every animal
19 hours later 4015447 Anonymous
>>4015441
strange. I've had Kangaroo before (at a German restaurant in Milwaukee of all places) but never horse.
19 hours later 4015454 Anonymous
>>4015439
I know that feel bro
>tfw fuckbuddy you've been seeing wants and agrees to go on a date
>pussies out eventually
>>4015447
German restaurant wouldn't come to my mind at first, when talking about kangaroo
Reindeer is even better, and monkfish is nice too
19 hours later 4015455 Anonymous
I really feel like shitting on a dick right now and I don't know why.
19 hours later 4015458 King
>>4015455
don't do it. Baby Jesus will cry
19 hours later 4015461 Anonymous
>>4015455
>shitting on a dick
I hope you meant sitting
>>4015454
I do want reindeer, it seems like it'd be lean.
19 hours later 4015462 Anonymous
>>4015425
>horse stir-fry with soy
>>4015430
>curious about eating weird animals
>>4015447
>had Kangaroo before
>>4015454
>Reindeer is better and monkfish is nice
Absolutely disgusting. True gays are vegans & love animals. Don't you dare try to compromise our gay community with animal flesh desires SICKOS!
19 hours later 4015467 Anonymous
>>4015462
quit being such a pussy. animals are delicious
19 hours later 4015468 Anonymous
>>4015462
>being a cultural-marxist green-communist left-wing anarchist feminazi vegan animal rights activist demigendered oppressed cissexual transautogynophile
19 hours later 4015470 Anonymous
>>4015468
>not sexually identifying as an attack helicopter
19 hours later 4015472 Anonymous
>>4015462
oh and I like ostrich too so fuck your flower power shiz yo
betchu ain't ever eaten bear either
19 hours later 4015474 Anonymous
>>4015467
>>4015468
>>4015472
Lust for the taste of animal flesh and sex with animals are both sexually perverse desires that fall under beastiality. You're all sick in the head.
19 hours later 4015478 Anonymous
Guys... DYEL?
19 hours later 4015485 Rugbayylmao (1422108511848.jpg 1280x720 76kB)
>>4015474
If wrapping my dick in a steak and then beating my meat is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
19 hours later 4015488 Anonymous
>>4015474
>not wanting to take the knot
get out of here, normie
19 hours later 4015489 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z8aFcV3K82
19 hours later 4015497 Anonymous (yiffsona.jpg 656x369 64kB)
>>4015474
>not taking the knot
>>4015470
I'm more of a plane guy myself :^)
19 hours later 4015501 Anonymous
>>4015478
>DYEL?
yesno
19 hours later 4015506 Anonymous
>>4015364
I'm going to chose to ignore that because I have work soon.
I do like his ponytail, though. Even the nape of his neck is cute.
19 hours later 4015514 Anonymous (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.jpg 1200x800 80kB)
>>4015497
The A-10 Warthog makes me go a big stiff one.
>I'll never be an AF pilot who BRRRRRRRTTTTTTs the shit out of mudslimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aic qBhHvGlA
19 hours later 4015517 Anonymous
>>4015489
Your voice sexually arouses me.
19 hours later 4015523 Anonymous
>>4015489
Hey faggot see: >>4014088
19 hours later 4015528 Anonymous
>>4015523
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B5ec6w3Cpb
what the fuck i cant even understand that
19 hours later 4015532 Anonymous
>>4015517
i was saying that in my most beaten down, drug addict voice
20 hours later 4015537 Anonymous
>>4015528
Hey faggot, see: >>4014113
20 hours later 4015542 Anonymous
>>4015537
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mb9V9KxlAM
oh ok
20 hours later 4015554 Anonymous
>>4015532
what drugs are you on?
20 hours later 4015558 Leviathan (tumblr_nd771jPR6n1rhzwezo7_1280.jpg 640x960 116kB)
I need a man like this in a stable relationship.
20 hours later 4015561 Anonymous
>>4015554
none, i mean to say i was trying to sound like a beaten down drug addict.
20 hours later 4015570 Anonymous (a-technician-dressed-in-a-eod-8-stocktrek-images.jpg 900x586 105kB)
>>4015514
Not many of us ever get to be pilots, but fortunately you can always get youself blown up by an IED :^)
>tfw might go through EOD training in the near future
20 hours later 4015582 Anonymous
>>4015570
knew someone who was Army EOD, said it was easy and fun, but he was an infantryman before
20 hours later 4015584 Anonymous
>>4015558
I want to be a man like that in a stable relationship
20 hours later 4015587 Anonymous
>>4015582
Sounds nice, do tell more
20 hours later 4015590 Anonymous
>>4015561
what do you normally sound like?
20 hours later 4015594 Anonymous
>>4015558
You'll never get it. In fact, you'll probably die a very long time before anyone is in a position to offer you that kind of life.
20 hours later 4015598 Anonymous
what do you guys think about these sexy bulgarian wrestlers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=385 k7GE-e20
20 hours later 4015608 Anonymous
>>4015587
he was a "paratrooper" in Iraq in 07 when he got his CIB, then went through EOD training after his deployment. then he went to Afghanistan and did the EOD thing for a deployment. He's got funny stories, but I can't tell them as well over the internet as he could in person.
20 hours later 4015613 Anonymous
>>4015558
>daddy issues
20 hours later 4015624 Anonymous
>>4015613
Which reminds me:
http://strawpoll.me/3700443
http://strawpoll.me/3700443
http://strawpoll.me/3700443
NEW POLL
20 hours later 4015637 Leviathan
>>4015613
I have a good relationship with my father. Yet everytime I call someone in bed daddy or we're roleplaying I get incredibly horny.
Maybe it's just a fetish and I'm not a daddy-issued whore.
I just really want someone to cuddle.
20 hours later 4015647 oatmeal
>>4015613
more like
no daddy, issues
20 hours later 4015655 Anonymous
>>4015613
my dad died when I was 7
now I have a bf who calls me daddy, and I hate kids.
20 hours later 4015663 Anonymous
>>4013142
>I think guys over 35 are hot as well, but mostly if they have muscle.
Time to step up my gym practice then, my birthday is about 6 months from now... I'm clean btw
>>4013085
>I have slept with 4 this week.
Naughty.
20 hours later 4015667 Anonymous
Haven't visited this general for a year.
Did wizardanon ever stop being a fatty? Did rugbychan every embrace being a slutty sub?
20 hours later 4015668 Anonymous
new thread:
>>4015666
>>4015666
>>4015666
20 hours later 4015679 Anonymous
>>4015667
No to both.
20 hours later 4015706 Anonymous
>>4015679
Welp, cya in a year.
40 hours later 4019317 Anonymous
>>4012142
.. Who is this guy and where can I see more of him? inb4 /fit/
64 hours later 4023458 Anonymous
>>4012873
don't skate but I'm a hxcfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB4 ZxVBgi8U
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