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2015-02-20 05:03 4008575 Anonymous GAY GENERAL (damien.jpg 426x639 31kB)
chat: tinychat/gaygen your master: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7H r1fGEDms

10 min later 4008630 Anonymous
>tfw no master daddy bf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XB CSty1JOY

10 min later 4008633 Anonymous
so do you faggots just sit around whining about how you don't have a shitty boyfriend to magically fix all your problems

11 min later 4008637 Anonymous
>can't find video of specific thing >record myself doing it >fall in love with my own body I bet I and myself would get along great. When will we be able to clone and date ourselves?

12 min later 4008639 Anonymous
>>4008501 wait you're going to penn state to play football? Were you recruited or are you going to try to walk on? Are you joking and do i look like a fool now?

13 min later 4008645 RedDreadRevolver
>>4008578 I'm just messing with you anon. My hair is three or four times as long as yours.

13 min later 4008646 Anonymous
Any of you fags danke?

17 min later 4008658 Anonymous
>>4008650 you have bad taste black guy isn't even a 4/10

18 min later 4008661 Anonymous
>>4008650 >open vid >see black >close vid

20 min later 4008666 Anonymous
>>4008650 When are you going to be yourself. It's obviously the pics you posted of "freddie" aren't really who you are, and the video you played on skype for sadfrog wasn't you either. You're a nigga, this I'm sure of.

21 min later 4008673 Anonymous
>>4008645 You've also got him beaten in the faggot department too!

24 min later 4008686 swede (tags-anal-bottomless-climax-cum-dante-119401_700_0.jpg 317x450 30kB)
>tfw no poz freddie load

26 min later 4008691 Anonymous
>>4008630 >ghetto trash No thanks.

26 min later 4008692 swede
>>4008688 >i might ass fuck you Woah are you gay bro? That sounded pretty gay no joke get away from me freak

26 min later 4008693 Anonymous
>>4008688 Nice to meet you European. How's the EU working out for you, Mr. European?

26 min later 4008694 RedDreadRevolver
>>4008673 Aww anon you're too sweet

26 min later 4008695 Anonymous
>>4008685 >>4008688 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwL BS62i1EU

28 min later 4008700 gudit (tumblr_inline_nhpjvaXQkx1sglz3n.gif 245x146 284kB)
>>4008645 Daddy you came back :)))

29 min later 4008707 Anonymous
So I have to watch Boys In The Band for a class. Is it any good?

30 min later 4008710 swede
>>4008708 You gay bro damn lol

31 min later 4008712 gudit
>>4008707 It's an important first but it's dark Idk make the most out of it and recognize the time it was made in.

32 min later 4008719 Anonymous
>>4008708 You're a nigger loving faggot European. All of which you've confirmed.

35 min later 4008731 Anonymous
>>4008650 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obu C7QYi6QI

38 min later 4008739 gudit
Why do you guys have to make things racial and weird :-/

38 min later 4008740 Anonymous
>>4008729 Freddie loves niggers, Freddie loves niggers, Freddie loves niggers, and he wants to serve their banana cocks. How does it feel to betray your race and your country all in one night?

38 min later 4008742 Anonymous
>>4008710 isn't it 6am by you? why are you up so early.

39 min later 4008745 Anonymous
>>4008738 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvd RIYndRyc

42 min later 4008759 Anonymous
>>4008750 So you admit that you're betraying your country. Glad we managed to reason that out, even with your limited ability to do so. How does it feel knowing that the only thing you'll ever amount to is a worthless piece of shit. Not a single person would care if you fell off the face of the Earth and I'm sure your own Dad would celebrate it. How does that feel?

43 min later 4008763 RedDreadRevolver
>>4008700 Hey =) I was gone for a bit huh? >>4008750 >it's the only pic I've saved from gaygen Kek and how many of my pics do you have queer

44 min later 4008767 gudit
>>4008763 Yeah I left for while as well, nice to see you again :3

44 min later 4008768 Anonymous
>>4008754 http://www.myvidster.com/video/3426 5450/Thick_Ass_Black_Guy http://www.myvidster.com/video/2071 9561/No_Title

49 min later 4008791 swede
>>4008742 I can't sleep. :(

53 min later 4008805 RedDreadRevolver
>>4008767 Nice ass bb ;) Good to see you as well. You could have messaged me on skype >>4008780 Hahaha you're so gay

54 min later 4008807 swede
>>4008798 Freddie please stop replying to me you are obsessed with me, I don't talk to homosexuals sorry. faggot.

57 min later 4008817 Anonymous
>>4008794 some more: http://www.xvideos.com/video7234581 /shaking_ http://www.xvideos.com/video4543817 /shapely_black_booty_bouncin_and_cl apin http://www.xvideos.com/video7462688 /_sexy_ass http://www.xvideos.com/video7920584 /mike_nigga_hot http://www.xvideos.com/video7580114 /dancing_to_new_orleans_bounce

1 hours later 4008827 Anonymous
>tfw no freddie bully bf

1 hours later 4008830 gudit
>>4008805 Idk what you are talking about, go on the archives, I didn't post that so.... Oh and I took down my Skype :-P

1 hours later 4008834 swede
>>4008818 >i fucking destroy you every fucking time >youre easy to fuck with tilda >its fucking hilarious how much i make you feel like shit Ooooh daddy yes! Pleaseee make me feel like a filthy piece of trash oh please daddy pleeeaasseee!! I love it when daddy insults me and makes me feel like shit!! <3

1 hours later 4008845 Anonymous (You2.jpg 500x266 18kB)
?

1 hours later 4008856 RedDreadRevolver
>>4008830 I hadn't noticed.. Oh and I saved that pic you slut

1 hours later 4008862 swede
>>4008847 >trying to beg for daddys attention So you admit to being my daddy?

1 hours later 4008864 Anonymous (1396732998605.png 824x706 615kB)
Oh look everyone in this thread is shitposting again.

1 hours later 4008865 Anonymous (1409555326879.gif 500x281 395kB)
>>4008845 I'd let it hit me. Whomever I like surely doesn't feel the same way about me.

1 hours later 4008876 Anonymous
>>4008864 blame our forefathers: >>4000501

1 hours later 4008908 gudit
>>4008856 I think it's a little problematic to assume that was me. You need to stop profiling, the prejudice must end. check your privilege

1 hours later 4008933 RedDreadRevolver
>>4008908 Look at that badunkadunk. It has to be you, we don't have many colored folks in these parts.

1 hours later 4008937 Anonymous
Who wants to talk about movies? Or tell funny stories? Or literally fucking anything else besides this shit?

1 hours later 4008943 Anonymous
How different are a gay relationship and a Hetero relationship alike and different? Do Hetero relationships last longer? Or is it just bias and just depends on the people and relationship I've never been in a relationship with another man, I always wondered what it's like

1 hours later 4008950 Anonymous
>>4008937 if we went out in public and weren't boring sex addicts we wouldn't be on this website.

1 hours later 4008953 swede
>>4008937 Watch Whiplash with me over Skype right now

1 hours later 4008957 Anonymous
>>4008953 The fuck is that? I'm pretty much Suburban Mom-teir when it comes to pop culture knowledge.

1 hours later 4008968 swede
>>4008957 It's a newly released critically acclaimed biography movie about some high school drummer who tries to make it big while his drum teacher is jk simmons basically. How fast can you download it? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2582802 / 8.6/10

1 hours later 4008975 Anonymous
>>4008968 How many sharks are in the movie?

1 hours later 4008981 Anonymous (ass.png 300x452 277kB)
post hot athletic butts

1 hours later 4008983 Anonymous (g.jpg 1080x720 186kB)
cum on me

1 hours later 4008986 swede (jk.jpg 970x430 175kB)
>>4008975 Literally zero. But..dude.. like...JK Simmons though..

1 hours later 4008988 Anonymous
>>4008943 I'm curious...

1 hours later 4008989 Anonymous
>>4008933 Well I mean you are here Mr. Syrian/Mexican/Norwegian so yeah also there are some other black folks who post as well Idk I just wanted to be a ho, why can't y'all let me live?

1 hours later 4008999 RedDreadRevolver (tumblr_mgqu9hA1Yy1ry7r58o1_400.gif 333x223 748kB)
>>4008989 Then get it girl

1 hours later 4009000 Anonymous
>>4008986 He was pretty good in that one movie I remember him from. I'll have to watch it sometime, but downloading stuff takes for-fucking-ever for me. I think it's the university's broadband. I don't know computers. I'm normally into B-movies and just general shit, so it might be a nice change of pace to watch something that's actually, intentionally good. Considering the last movie I watched was a very serious midget movie, this will be a breath of fresh air.

1 hours later 4009004 swede
>>4009000 That sucks. I'll just watch it alone, no big deal :)

2 hours later 4009016 Anonymous
>>4008999 How life been for you tarzan, you've been missed Any more muscular or whorish?

2 hours later 4009030 Anonymous
>>4009000 >serious midget movie what

2 hours later 4009040 Anonymous
put the fucking anal

2 hours later 4009052 Anonymous
>>4008968 I saw it in theaters. It was pretty damn good. Have you seen Birdman?

2 hours later 4009064 swede
>>4009052 Yeah I saw Birdman last night! Pretty funny, but also a bit too melancholy and depressing to be a comedy, I think. It would've done better as an all-out drama film, I think. What do you think? I'm 30 minutes into Whiplash, holy shit JK Simmons dominance turns me on. He's not attractive as a person, but that dominant aura though...

2 hours later 4009076 Anonymous
>>4009064 Birdman was my favorite movie that came out last year. Dat cinematography. Also the acting was top notch. Its pretty dark but the ending is def open to interpretation. Id recommend Boyhood if you haven't seen it. Also Gone Girl. And if youre a fan of horror The Babadook is pretty awesome

2 hours later 4009101 swede
>>4009076 I saw Boyhood and Gone Girl as well. Gone Girl was pretty hood other than Affleck's AWFUL psoture throughout the entire movie. Boyhood was okay, but the guy kinda grew up to be one of those "THINK ABOUT IT MAAAAAN" type of stoner guys. I don't really like that type of person so his character kinda sucked to me. Cool concept though, the filming over a bunch of years thing! I saw The Babadook with Sadfrog the other day, it was really cool! Weird ending though.

2 hours later 4009130 Anonymous
>>4009101 Yeah I can see that with Boyhood. I wanted to see Inherent Vice since I read the book but heard it wasn't that great. Sad cause I really like Paul Thomas Anderson. Whats everyone's favorite movie? You can do a list if you want.

2 hours later 4009143 Anonymous
>>4009101 But it took twelve years to make! Nothing else has ever taken twelve years to make.

2 hours later 4009151 swede
>>4009143 4/10 troll almost got me

2 hours later 4009161 Anonymous
>>4009151 Who is trolling? It's the finest film of the 21st century.

3 hours later 4009184 swede
>>4009161 Are you really expecting an emotional reaction out of that lousy bait?

3 hours later 4009214 Anonymous
>>4009184 I'm just making a point

3 hours later 4009216 Anonymous
>>4009161 > not There Will Be Blood > not Drive > not City of God Although I think Boyhood is great, everyone has different opinions

3 hours later 4009218 Anonymous
>>4009216 >>4009214

3 hours later 4009230 swede
>>4009216 >Drive Gaygen please bait better, I've been up for over 48 hours and even I don't fall for this shit

3 hours later 4009245 Anonymous
>>4009236 when did gaygen turn into lesgen

4 hours later 4009325 Anonymous
I'm not very big, but I'm hairy as fuck. Would I look good to anyone?

4 hours later 4009327 swede
>>4009325 Yea, with that super general description, yeah. Sure. Why?

4 hours later 4009330 Anonymous (fade.gif 500x333 2869kB)
>>4009327 I'm self conscious about actually going out and trying to get someone. I'm not very good looking. I'm short, hairy, have skinny arms, a belly and a massive hair line going down my middle. I know if I tried enough I could easily pull off a small twinkish look, but I just don't have the time to hit the gym.

4 hours later 4009334 swede
>>4009330 >I just don't have the time to hit the gym That's a lie, don't tell yourself or anyone else that it isn't one. You shouldn't be so scared. If you want, you can let other people flirt with you. Then you just kind of follow their lead, you know? Go with the flow. You don't *have* to flirt first. Dating isn't that big of a deal, if you're single, go out there and taste the world! A lot is on the menu.

4 hours later 4009336 Anonymous
>>4009334 I'm going to bed, but I'll think about what you said. It's not about dating, it's about how I look. I'll post pics tomorrow.

4 hours later 4009343 swede
>>4009336 Sounds like a plan! Good night champ.

5 hours later 4009416 Anonymous
I signed up for Grindr for the first time, and I immediately saw a guy I know IRL's face in the main view thing. He's out and kinda flamboyant, so he shouldn't be scared or anything of being seen. I've never talked to him but we've exchanged eye contact in class a few times. Then he disappeared. He's gone from the main view, I can't see him anymore even though he lives 1.5 miles away from me and was online just a few minutes ago. Does this mean he's blocked me? Is there any other way than through being blocked that a guy's picture would just disappear from the main view like that? All the other pictures are the same pictures and before, the entire main view is the same except he's gone. Did he block me gaygen? :(

6 hours later 4009470 Anonymous
Do gays have feelings?

7 hours later 4009545 Anonymous
>>4009416 You can't know for sure, but it's possible. Did you have a face pic of yourself on your profile? A bit of more details would be good. A pic of you and him would be nice as well.

7 hours later 4009550 Anonymous
>>4009325 I'm hairy and I've recieved a lot of compliments on my body, I am fairly muscular which probably has something to do with it though.

7 hours later 4009556 Rugbayylmao
>>4009470 I have feelings in my penis if that's what you mean.

7 hours later 4009559 Anonymous
>bf let me decide movie >choose requiem for a dream >bf get really angry for making drugs bad >leaves house >he always said he's clean for over 2 years, so I didn't saw a problem Have I really done something wrong or did he overreact

7 hours later 4009578 Anonymous
>>4009470 No. They are very broken. Selfish people only thinking of himself his wants. They are like spoiled children. Not considering the affection in public disgust normal people. They want to change all laws and only they are .1% population

8 hours later 4009632 Anonymous
>>4009559 what?

8 hours later 4009636 Anonymous
>>4008633 Just like women.

8 hours later 4009637 Anonymous
How do you all know who you're talking to? Thanks for the advice yesterday... I went to get a haircut today, but I couldn't walk in. The men in the shop were talking and joking and I got terrified, so I came home and cut my hair myself. Now my big druggy eyes look even bigger and druggyish and my face looks even more skeletor-esque. I wish I kept the mop now -_-

8 hours later 4009644 Anonymous
>>4009101 sadfrog told me he doesnt want to talk to you anymore.

9 hours later 4009809 Anonymous
>>4009644 washed up ugly tripfag, no one cares about him

9 hours later 4009908 Anonymous
bf is coming over tonight lads

10 hours later 4010002 Anonymous
>>4009809 He's pretty attractive, I saw him on cam

10 hours later 4010023 Anonymous
>be kv no gf ever >also bi curious >masturbate to faggot fantasies >find gay guy on 4chan >live in different countries but talk online >nice guy, pleasant to talk to and writes lewd things that get me very horny >enjoy talking to me, something a girl could never do >much better than wasting time thinking about girls that wouldn't touch me with a 10 foot pole >feels good man > fantasize about how we could be together The problem is that after masturbating faggotry disgusts me and i don't know if i could do it irl.

10 hours later 4010029 Anonymous
>>4010023 I've got some bad nuwz bro. You're a homo. Embrace it.

10 hours later 4010042 Anonymous
>>4010023 You probably could. Don't date guys tho.

10 hours later 4010047 Anonymous
>>4010029 I'm more attracted to women, i very much enjoy sitting slightly too close to girls on the bus but I don't get the same pleasure from close contact with guys.

10 hours later 4010052 Anonymous
>>4010042 Why not?

10 hours later 4010065 Anonymous
>>4010047 Look, I think every bi guy has at least felt the exact same as you. I remember when I first started finding out I liked guys, I'd be disgusted with myself after watching gay porn or something of the sort. You'll grow to be way more comfortable with it (I hope).

10 hours later 4010087 Anonymous
>>4010065 It would be best because i might be able to get a bf but there's no way a girl will like me.

11 hours later 4010092 Anonymous
/adv/ is shit. I have a friend of 10 years. He treats his boyfriend like shit. I've tried talking to the boyfriend, but he keeps going back to him. How do I convince him that he is in a volatile relationship? He deserves way better, someone like me.

11 hours later 4010104 Anonymous
>>4010092 >He deserves way better, someone like me. You just sound like a shitty friend.

11 hours later 4010115 Anonymous
>>4010104 I do, but I'm not. My friend literally claims to not be gay. He refuses to do anything with this guy, yet still says they are in a "relationship".

11 hours later 4010149 Anonymous (OopsieDaisies.jpg 600x900 105kB)
Let some guy fuck me last night even though I wasn't horny, and I'm not attracted to him. Didn't get hard, and it hurt really bad. >mfw he asks if I'm moaning/groaning out of pleasure or pain >say pleasure >it was pain

11 hours later 4010152 Anonymous
>>4010149 Why'd you go through with it?

11 hours later 4010156 Anonymous
Good morning! You're all fucking sluts.

11 hours later 4010158 Anonymous
>>4010152 I had had sex with him before and we hadn't seen each other in a long time, so I didn't want to disappoint him. I thought maybe I'd get in the mood, but I didn't. Also low self-esteem.

11 hours later 4010168 oatmeal (159240.png 500x377 234kB)
>>4010156

12 hours later 4010239 Anonymous (1423780770752.png 526x567 485kB)
>>4010156 It's the afternoon you turd. And don't call me a fucking slut, I'm pure!

12 hours later 4010242 Anonymous
>>4010115 His bf might be into being degraded, though.

12 hours later 4010251 Anonymous
>>4010242 He's not. My friend is stringing him along because my friend has nothing.

12 hours later 4010257 Anonymous
>>4010252 jew?

12 hours later 4010259 Anonymous
>>4010065 I prefer to masturbate to faggot fantasies and before i finish i think I'd like it a lot. Both top and bottom seem enjoyable. The guy I'm talking to mostly wants to bottom and that's fine but I'd like to change a little sometimes. Earlier my fantasies were just about sex and i never thought about more but this guy wrote a bunch of stuff that seems nice. We live very far apart so I don't know if it will ever happen.

12 hours later 4010264 Anonymous (1423274281289.gif 200x200 1392kB)
Straight guy and I got my cock worshiped last week by a large bearish type dude. Shit was SO cash. You guys are winning in the sex department. Salute

12 hours later 4010280 Anonymous
>>4010251 What is it about their relationship that bothers you?

12 hours later 4010296 Anonymous (1373704413285.jpg 400x400 24kB)
>tfw I bought the gay times just because it had news on Ru Pauls Drag Race I feel like such a stereotype.

12 hours later 4010298 Anonymous
>>4010264 Did he build a effigy and burn it or something? Sculpted a shrine and prays to it every day?

12 hours later 4010308 Anonymous
there are workers in my house, and i just want to get up and eat and take a shower, but i don't want them looking at me

12 hours later 4010312 Anonymous
>>4010280 This guy is constantly getting hurt and coming to me for advice It's made me like him a lot

12 hours later 4010319 Anonymous
>>4010312 I don't know what kind of advice you're giving him, but it's obviously not working in your favor if he keeps going back to him.

13 hours later 4010383 Anonymous
>>4010308 This feel... Every time. I hate strangers in my house... or really anywhere.

13 hours later 4010434 Anonymous
Where's my pups at? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwL BS62i1EU

13 hours later 4010441 Anonymous
>>4010434 ...no. What does this have to do with being a pup other than the dog cage thing? These videos are weird.

13 hours later 4010444 Anonymous
>>4010441 have to keep your pups in check

13 hours later 4010454 Anonymous
>>4010264 >>straight guy Stay golden, pony boy

13 hours later 4010457 Anonymous
>>4010444 >not being/having a kind master Pfft. I'm a pup, not a sadist.

13 hours later 4010491 Anonymous (1418598257459.jpg 1110x684 674kB)
>>4010383 >this feel I really need to move out or get my own house, I remember back when I was 14-15 we used to live in some shitty home with the bathroom downstairs and my parents would always bring strangers over. I became some kind of master of stealth just trying to go to the bathroom every day, I mapped out all the creaky floorboards, wore clothes that didn't make noise when I moved, figured out how to move quickly behind people without being seen or heard until I finally made it to the bathroom and I could breathe again. I took shy to a whole other level.

13 hours later 4010498 Anonymous
>>4010457 Are you a good boy?

14 hours later 4010506 Anonymous
>>4010491 I know this feel. Unrelated. I find myself having almost sex with my Ex every time I go over to stay the night to cuddle or play vidya. (Which happens to be almost weekly.) But he's a stupid faggot that can't stop going from relationship to relationship because he always thinks the grass is greener somewhere else. I should really kick my own ass and move on, because this kind of emotional torture only furthers my own self loathing.

14 hours later 4010508 Anonymous
>>4010491 Same here. Thanks to college I'm in debt (amerilard) so I'm gonna be stuck with my mom probably for another year -sigh-. >>4010498 I'd hope so. I tried out the puppy play for the first time yesterday with a guy I've been seeing, and he said it was really cute. Like, I would paw at his chest and make puppy noises a little (basically trying to be cute). It made him want to kiss me a bunch, which although is good, it confuses me. Why would people be turned on by cute things? It's kinda creepy.

14 hours later 4010510 Anonymous
>>4010508 cute things were made to be violated

14 hours later 4010518 Anonymous (tumblr_n5smuvcLPk1tqt3v4o4_500.gif 500x252 1008kB)
>>4010508 >Why would people be turned on by cute things? I dunno, why would they?

14 hours later 4010520 Anonymous (oh-my-word.jpg 500x375 31kB)
>>4010510 I suppose this is a good thing then? Interesting... I suppose I'll never really know what it's like to be a true man. >>4010518 apparently they were made to be violated.

14 hours later 4010527 Anonymous
>>4010510 Or cuddled, loved, and protected.

14 hours later 4010530 Anonymous
>>4010527 why not both?

14 hours later 4010532 Anonymous
Incoming best Jojo episode gifs >>>/a/121531036 >>>/a/121531077 >>>/a/121531139

14 hours later 4010534 Anonymous
>>4010525 why would you post your phone number on 4chan

14 hours later 4010548 Anonymous
>>4010534 >implying it's his phone number just some /b/tard trying to get someone's phone spammed with dicks and asses.

14 hours later 4010555 Anonymous
>>4010534 It's probably not his or it's a disposable number he uses to get other peoples number for some reason. Maybe he wants to troll them or fagbash them or something.

14 hours later 4010588 Anonymous
>>4010520 if you're cute, then your bf should want to violate you, then cuddle, love and protect you.

14 hours later 4010590 Anonymous (tumblr_mhihcvCR061rksv4mo1_500.gif 500x281 867kB)
got matched on tinder with an old high-school crush that i made out a little with back then i haven't talked to him in like a billion years, what the hell do i say? "Hi! Do you remember me? (:" or "Oh, hi! Do you remember me? (:" h-help

14 hours later 4010607 Anonymous
>>4010590 let him make the first move you nervous qt wreck

14 hours later 4010609 Anonymous
>>4010590 #2, with attached image.

14 hours later 4010616 Rugbayylmao
>>4010590 Say "Hey man, how's it going?" like a normal person so you don't come off as some preppy retard.

14 hours later 4010619 Anonymous
>>4010590 Just go in as a completely new person, it'll be awkward if you say "do you remember me" and he doesn't, if he remembers you he remembers you, try not to force it.

14 hours later 4010621 Anonymous
>>4010616 hey rugby did you get my kik last night

14 hours later 4010624 Anonymous
fit has a butt thread >>>/fit/31013610

14 hours later 4010633 Anonymous (SunglassesDoggy.jpg 800x600 134kB)
>>4010588 Well, he giggled and smiled when I puppied out on him, and then would grab me and kiss me or hug me really tight, also he explicitly said I was "so cute". So I think he thinks I'm cute. Funny enough he then said he wanted to fuck my ass. Your facts check out, good job. Life is good when you're a puppy.

14 hours later 4010641 Anonymous (Thunderdome-Master-Blaster.jpg 581x800 101kB)
>>4008630 >tfw no master blaster bf

14 hours later 4010644 Rugbayylmao
>>4010621 Nah, fell asleep. Sorry m8

14 hours later 4010648 Anonymous
>>4010644 It's redshadow21 :3

14 hours later 4010650 Anonymous
>>4010633 you're a lucky pup. >>4010641 Who run Bartertown?

14 hours later 4010651 Anonymous
>>4010624 >Taking off your name to post as anon I know it's you rugby, I saw your confederate flag hairy ass.

14 hours later 4010657 Rugbayylmao
>>4010651 Literally just saw the thread m8 wasnt me >>4010648 lol youre not a twink you liar

14 hours later 4010665 Anonymous
>>4010657 5'4" 110 lbs isn't a twink?

14 hours later 4010666 Anonymous
Have you ever sniffed a guys underpants? Do you jizz into your own mouth when masturbating?

14 hours later 4010670 Rugbayylmao
>>4010665 You have to be cute to be a twink.

14 hours later 4010673 Anonymous (1424437169775.png 494x459 181kB)
>>4010607 w-what if he doesnt >>4010609 that's not too bad of an idea actually >>4010616 that sounds way odd though considering how long ago it was since we last spoke he wasn't just some buddy i had, he was an upperclassmen that i had a crush on, that one night just took me aside at a house-party and had his way with me s-senpai was my first kiss with a boy i can't just say "hey how's it going" with that behind us, that's way too casual >>4010619 almost 100% sure he remembers me though

14 hours later 4010674 Anonymous
>>4010666 yes and yes

14 hours later 4010675 Anonymous
>>4010670 B-but i am cute ;_; i bet you like MtFs like swede

14 hours later 4010676 Anonymous
>>4010650 Lucky indeed. Would bf him if I could. >>4010666 Yes. No, not usually, but I have a few times.

14 hours later 4010679 Anonymous
>>4010673 >w-what if he doesnt then he's not truly into you m8

14 hours later 4010681 Anonymous
>>4010670 Why'd you pull that underwear into your asscrack? Didn't it hurt and feel uncomfortable? What's wrong with you?

14 hours later 4010682 Rugbayylmao
>>4010673 Say "Woof! ;)" to him. That totally works. >>4010675 Nah and Swede ain't MtF.

14 hours later 4010689 Anonymous
>>4010682 ok h-how can i improve myself then

14 hours later 4010692 Rugbayylmao
>>4010689 Become cute. >>4010681 To show off my buttcheeks and no, it didn't hurt because why would it? you should probably go get yourself checked out if it hurts when you pull your underwear into your asscrack, you could have a hemorrhoid or something.

14 hours later 4010693 BabaGhanoush
Going to a 2008 themed party tomorrow! Looks like I'm going to have to shave and buy some guyliner. >>4010673 >that sounds way odd though considering how long ago it was since we last spoke You probably are going to spaghetti if you try an opener that acknowledges the fact that you made out one time. "Hey, how's it going?" is casual and something you can say to stranger and friend alike.

15 hours later 4010698 Anonymous
>>4010692 But what's your definition of "cute" this is important because 20 guys have rejected me already

15 hours later 4010704 Anonymous
>>4010692 Fine, uncomfortable. You're still fucking weird. >>4010693 >2008 themed party Absolutely insufferable. Like, seriously, why?

15 hours later 4010710 Anonymous
>>4010679 shit >>4010682 >"Woof! ;)" holy shit i wish >>4010693 i mean i'm gonna spaghetti either way so that doesn't matter i was just thinking if i somehow acknowledge it then it's more clear that i'm interested, right?

15 hours later 4010717 Anonymous (1413835072591.gif 460x351 316kB)
>>4010693 >2008 themed party Holy hell, that sounds so hipster and cringe. I bet it's going to be full completely snobby pseudo intellectual faggots trying to seem "ironically" cool or original. What even constitutes as 2008 culturally or as a theme? Or is this just one of those things where a bunch of social justice new age hipster uni faggots were circlejerking bad ideas while high and decided to do it because it would be the most ironic thing ever?

15 hours later 4010724 Rugbayylmao (2015-02-13 08.13.01.png 640x1136 1257kB)
>>4010704 How is it weird? You're weird, weirdo. >>4010698 Honestly, ranging from pic related to dirty-blonde haired slightly muscular twinks. I mainly like blonde/light brown haired feminine twinks with cute jaws. >>4010710 I was being sarcastic. Do NOT do the woof crap. I hate it.

15 hours later 4010730 BabaGhanoush
>>4010704 >Like, seriously, why? Because it's fun? We're all going to dress nu-rave, take a bunch of mdma and listen to The Klaxons. I'm sorry you think a fancy dress/nostalgia party is insufferable, but then, you're not invited :^) >>4010710 All you did was make out, right? That's not a big deal. It's a big deal for YOU because it was a first kiss, but if all you did was make out with him at a party it doesn't really mean anything. You're obviously interested because you're messaging him on tinder. Play it chill. The last thing you want is to show you're still hung up on that one time you made out back in high school. (Although... how old are you?)

15 hours later 4010732 Anonymous
Do you think it would work with a relationship where the top is neet out works a little but does stuff like cooking great meals and more chores the bottom that is the provider with a decent career? The top could work out to be able to lift the bottom and fuck him well and also maybe jelq and some stuff.

15 hours later 4010734 Anonymous
>>4010724 >tfw rugby is slowly becoming a musclepup :3c

15 hours later 4010737 Anonymous
>>4010724 >tfw you'll never be good enough for rugby Also, is that even a guy?

15 hours later 4010738 Anonymous
>>4010724 that's disgusting

15 hours later 4010740 Anonymous (smiling-butt-plug-3-5-----schwarz.jpg 500x445 107kB)
So a str8 friend of mine got a buttplugg as a joke gift from another friend for christmas and gave it to me, pic related. First time ever using a buttplugg, any tips or anything i need to know before i start?

15 hours later 4010745 Rugbayylmao (disgust.gif 450x258 1924kB)
>>4010734 fuck off with that fucking word you creepy bastard people like you are the reason why homophobia exists such a fucking creepy word pup >come here pup puh-p Everything about it is wrong. Kill yourself. >>4010737 I think it is. >>4010738 no u

15 hours later 4010748 Anonymous
>>4010724 >pulling your underwear into your asscrack >not weird >>4010730 Honestly sounds insufferable, not fun. Like >>4010717 said, it sounds fucking terrible and cringy... Like, you're so normalfag, why are you even here? >>4010724 I actually look like that kid except I have a different (terrible) nose.

15 hours later 4010749 BabaGhanoush
>>4010732 As well as a relationship with a bottom neet and a top with a great career. The bottom doesn't have to be the "woman" of the relationship and the top doesn't have to be the "man" of the relationship. There doesn't even have to be a woman and man of a relationship. >jelq I'm fairly sure that doesn't actually work, anon.

15 hours later 4010753 Anonymous
>>4010745 >tfw rugby is slowly becoming a musclecub ftfy bae/bb :3c

15 hours later 4010759 Anonymous
>>4010745 That wasn't a man that was some genderfluid thing you're basically biscum

15 hours later 4010760 Rugbayylmao (1387906014203.png 891x656 26kB)
>>4010748 Cute nose is an absolute must. Even a slightly weird nose is a complete dealbreaker for me. Call me shallow if you want, I don't care. >>4010753 Better.

15 hours later 4010763 BabaGhanoush
>>4010717 >>4010748 It's just a fancy dress theme and an excuse to play music we listened to when we were younger. It's not really that different to an 80s party except the era in question is more recent and thus we can actually be nostalgic for it. >What even constitutes as 2008 culturally or as a theme? Indie rock, scene kids, nu-rave stuff, emo... I can't remember the last time I was at a party and someone played Hadouken! or The Killers, so this is a fun excuse. >you're so normalfag, why are you even here? Because I started using 4chan in 2006 before I was a normalfag :^)

15 hours later 4010767 Anonymous
>>4010740 Sorry didnt realise this was namefag general, ill look elsewhere

15 hours later 4010784 Rugbayylmao
>>4010767 >>4010740 >Clean ass >Remove buttplug from packaging >Lube up >Shove it in your ass What more do you want?

15 hours later 4010785 Anonymous
>>4010724 >Do NOT do the woof crap b-but what if i wouldn't mind being his pet? >>4010730 i suppose that's a fair point. although i hope i made enough of an impression for him to remember me. also by house-party i mean like, 10~ people chilling, talking and watching movies so it wasn't THAT impersonal 21, it was like what, 4-5 years ago or something, so not TOO long ago? highschool here is more like your college i realized like i mean i'm not exactly hung up on it, i'm just a bit nostalgic i suppose, seeing him made me remember it.

15 hours later 4010790 Anonymous (1411051021781.png 633x477 264kB)
You know when I decided to accept that I was into dudes a long time ago I at least thought that my type of guy -long hair without body hair- would've a bigger chance of being gay, I came to the that's just the opposite. Ever since I decided to shave and let my hair grow I've never received so many flirts by women, meanwhile the few guys that actually fitted completely into my type were completely straight. Then I come into this thread from time to time and all I see is a bunch of bears lusting at other bears, what the fuck?

15 hours later 4010791 Anonymous
>>4010760 Wasn't trying to impress you. Just stating a the fact. I have a pic where I look just like that kid (no makeup though cuz I'm not that big of a faggot). The only difference is the nose really. Admittedly it's my biggest flaw. >>4010763 >Needing an excuse to enjoy things you enjoy Just because that junk is old doesn't mean it's out of fashion, and even if it is, who cares? You're just romanticizing a time for no reason, it's dumb.

15 hours later 4010793 Anonymous
>>4010760 >>4010724 hey rugby, woof ;)

15 hours later 4010799 Anonymous
>>4010790 >Go to hippie and or metal music events and concerts that they like and wear some kind of pin and shit that shows that you're gay >use a dating site or some kind of ad >alternatively, if "long hair without body hair" to you means you want a femboy, more feminine guy, not just long hair, go after that using the advice in the second step

15 hours later 4010800 Anonymous
>>4010724 woof woof

15 hours later 4010802 BabaGhanoush
>>4010791 >Just because that junk is old doesn't mean it's out of fashion, and even if it is, who cares? We're not exactly all "Oh man, why are you playing The Klaxons, whaattttt!" at regular houseparties, it's just that there's so much new music we listen to that the old stuff doesn't get played so much. Given that a couple of my mates DJ so they'll be on the decks that night, how is this that different from a club night for 90s Trance or 70s Disco? People dress up retro for those nights all the time. I don't understand why you're having such an issue comprehending why a throwback party might be fun. Perhaps you should go to more parties anon.

15 hours later 4010805 Anonymous
>talk online with guy >live far apart >talk about hypothetical nice things we could do > other than sex also kissing and cuddling >feels good man >look at image of his face >man this is weird It's not his looks that are weird, he looks pretty good, it's just weird that it's actually a guy. I'm just bi curious, have never done anything with a guy and usually think about doing those things with a girl.

15 hours later 4010815 Rugbayylmao
>>4010793 >>4010800 I will find both of you, tie you up, drive you to a park, handcuff you to a merry-go-round, down a gallon of Pepsi Max, start spinning you around until you puke, unzip my dick and unleash gallons of pepsipiss all over you two. Faggots. >>4010791 prove it >>4010785 Be a neko then.

15 hours later 4010816 Vote
http://strawpoll.me/3689370 http://strawpoll.me/3689370

15 hours later 4010819 Anonymous
>>4010799 No I'm not into either femboys or Rock, it's just that my natural notions of masculinity are all screwed up, I find long hair and muscles manly and body hair disgusting. There aren't even hippies on my country.

15 hours later 4010827 Anonymous
>>4010816 >http://strawpoll.me/3689370 I'm a bottom so no.

15 hours later 4010828 Anonymous
>>4010815 You're easy to trigger.

15 hours later 4010829 Anonymous
>>4010805 Maybe I'd get used to it as soon as I tried it

15 hours later 4010837 Anonymous
>>4010827 strapons, anon bonus: always hard and you get to pick the size

15 hours later 4010838 Anonymous
>>4010802 I never defended parties themed around any time period. I think they're all lame. Admittedly I don't go to parties, and I'm a party pooper when I do, since I'm fairly uptight and against alcohol and drug use. It's just not my thing. Just having one based on a specific year that was relatively recent sounds totally terrible, like, half the guests are gonna search google for major events in 2008 to try and find a unique thing to fashion themselves around... Ugh... It just sounds aweful okay. It's a good thing I wasn't invited. >>4010815 So you can be mean to me? lol. I've posted here before. No one was impressed with how I looked. I know you'll say I was just lying. But whatever. There's actually a good chance you've seen me already, and if you didn't say anything then, I probably didn't match your standards, so it's fine.

15 hours later 4010840 Anonymous
>>4010837 Well I like cock as well. And ftm's lack that.

15 hours later 4010846 Rugbayylmao
>>4010838 I probably wasn't here, because if you look like the guy in the pic then I would have definitely said pls be in london or something. >>4010828 First day here?

15 hours later 4010851 Anonymous
>>4010816 I'd mess around with one, but never date. I like real penis too much.

15 hours later 4010868 Anonymous
>>4010816 I'm bi and mostly want to top so yes if he wasn't some batshit tumblrina

15 hours later 4010875 Anonymous
>>4010868 >trans >some batshit tumblrina pick two

15 hours later 4010892 BabaGhanoush
>>4010838 Nobody's dressing up as a "major event from 2008". It's more "pretend you were going to a party in 2008 and dress accordingly". The general idea is "pretend we're all young teenagers in secondary school again" because my mate's turning 20. If you're against alcohol and drugs and you're uptight it sounds like you'd find most parties insufferable.

15 hours later 4010896 Anonymous
>>4010846 Couldn't find the pic, so I took a new one. Dirty hair and broken out, but whatever. >>4010892 I dress the same as I did in 2008 because I don't have a style. I find most parties disturbing, the party you're going to sounds annoying.

15 hours later 4010899 Rugbayylmao
>>4010896 Okay you look literally nothing like the other guy.

15 hours later 4010901 Anonymous
>>4010899 lol, okay.

16 hours later 4010912 Anonymous
>>4010896 damn it didn't even see

16 hours later 4010913 BabaGhanoush
>>4010896 >I find most parties disturbing Well, they're not everyone's cup of tea. But while you think parties are lame, I think hating parties is kinda lame.

16 hours later 4010916 Anonymous (1424462434261.jpg 768x1024 217kB)
>>4010912 silly anon forgot we're on the internet nothing is temporary, it's in the archive but for convenience here is the picture

16 hours later 4010919 Rugbayylmao (1414109480373.jpg 203x345 27kB)
>>4010901 Don't "lol, okay" me. I'm sick of people like you thinking they look like attractive people or are twinks. You look literally nothing like him. Not just because no make up, you are completely different from each other. Even Stevie Wonder can see how different you two are.

16 hours later 4010937 Anonymous
>>4010916 meh... I've posted naked pics on here before, doesn't matter too much. If you wanted to go through that trouble, then fine I suppose. >>4010919 I think I'm ugly though. Why do you think I edited out the nose? It's my worst trait. I just think I share some traits with him. >>4010913 Okay then. Sorry, we just don't agree. It wouldn't be fun for me.

16 hours later 4010943 Rugbayylmao
>>4010937 Okay, you're both human. Those are the only traits you share with him.

16 hours later 4010948 Anonymous
>>4010943 I've been called worse.

16 hours later 4010962 Rugbayylmao
>>4010948 Not surprised.

16 hours later 4010964 Anonymous (anigif_original-grid-image-3979-1378252850-15[1].gif 245x173 1317kB)
>mfw my first prostate orgasm I'm fucking shaking holy ohh It'll never feel this good again, will it ;_;

16 hours later 4010966 Anonymous
>>4010919 >I'm sick of people like you thinking they look like attractive people this projection tho

16 hours later 4010970 Rugbayylmao (1422793584864.gif 500x281 872kB)
>>4010966 I don't look like an attractive person. I am an attractive person.

16 hours later 4010973 Anonymous
>>4010970 i wonder if you actually believe that

16 hours later 4010980 Anonymous
>>4010962 Shouldn't be. >>4010966 Not gonna lie. Rugby's a solid 6/10, if he really is fit and tall like he claims, that could be bumped up to 7/10. His issue is he's a bad person. >inb4 I'm not like this in real life Maybe I was just trying to make myself feel better and it back fired lol. It's fine.

16 hours later 4010986 Anonymous
>>4010980 6/10 for people who like chubbies, below average for the rest. That's far from being handsome.

16 hours later 4010987 Anonymous
>>4010966 I mean, he's kind of cute with his facial hair, but clean shaven really knocks him down because you can see the chub in his face.

16 hours later 4010994 Anonymous (nose.jpg 768x1024 44kB)
>>4010937 i don't think his nose would suit you anon

16 hours later 4011005 Anonymous
>>4010986 I don't mind chubbies, I mean, look at me. Just my opinion. He's a 6/10 in my book. Still wouldn't fuck, he's too much of an ass. >implying he'd fuck me >>4010987 agreed. >>4010994 lol, oh gosh. Trust me, it's much better than my nose. It's basically a tomato on my face.

16 hours later 4011019 GatchAnon
>tfw deep throating him 69 while he strokes you off gently and eats your ass and you accidentally cum too early. Oops.

16 hours later 4011026 Anonymous
i kinda wish i was gay, it was soooo easy sleeping with men!

16 hours later 4011028 Anonymous (1423857665037.png 728x1033 179kB)
What is the best kind of cock?

16 hours later 4011032 Anonymous
>>4011028 yours bb

16 hours later 4011035 Anonymous
>>4011028 uncut like allah intended

16 hours later 4011036 Anonymous
Stop grooming me with your gayness! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyz 3CpJftYU

16 hours later 4011041 Anonymous (Campine-2.jpg 400x382 116kB)
>>4011028 The Silver Campine is beautiful, but it's so hard to pick just one fancy poultry breed, you know?

16 hours later 4011045 Anonymous (1405179565241.jpg 694x847 515kB)
>>4011036 >tfw not groomed by rugby as a little boy

16 hours later 4011109 Anonymous (SmugPepeLemon.jpg 900x900 118kB)
>tfw losing at something >just imagine the guy I'm losing against is pounding my ass every time he beats me >takes the sting out of losing Am I the only one? Obviously family members, females, and uglies are exempt.

16 hours later 4011119 Anonymous (lel.jpg 533x359 56kB)
Just thought i'd let you know you've been stealthed.

16 hours later 4011127 Anonymous (balls.jpg 533x464 118kB)
>no musky bf

17 hours later 4011129 Anonymous
>>4011119 Jokes on you I'm already poz

17 hours later 4011137 Anonymous (strains.jpg 280x180 11kB)
>>4011129 I hope you like your new strain.

17 hours later 4011149 Anonymous
>>4011119 Why the fuck....who the fuck........this....this tat....I've given up on understanding anything idiots do in this world or their motivations at all. slowly been happening for awhile now but...This is it, this is the straw that broke the camel's back. Usually I try to understand the idiotic thought process behind people's idiocy even when I don't agree with it, just so I can "get it" and the internally comprehensible and coherent reasoning or motives behind actions that are ridiculous or that I disagree with. but this this stupid little 4chan post is the last straw Im done. dumbfucks have no reason to their madness - they just are. Jesus h christ fuckin save us all lmao im so............im so done

17 hours later 4011157 Anonymous
>>4011137 I already have multiple strains. They're like Pokemon, you gotta catch em all >tfw not infected with Baba's deadly strain

17 hours later 4011217 swede
>>4010682 >Nah and Swede ain't MtF. Thank you!! Finally someone who stands up for me

17 hours later 4011295 Rugbayylmao (182754_10150106985469281_6449881_n.jpg 331x400 27kB)
>>4011217

18 hours later 4011349 King
just got hard over ftm porn. what is this.

18 hours later 4011417 Anonymous
>>4011349 nigga, you straight.

18 hours later 4011442 Anonymous (1422558750276.png 574x623 557kB)
>>4011217 It's pretty obvious you aren't MtF. MtFs, even while most don't pass, at least look slightly feminine.

18 hours later 4011455 Anonymous
>>4011349 Link pls

18 hours later 4011464 Anonymous
>>4008630 I'll never understand this degrading fetish shit. There's nothing sexy about getting verbally assaulted.

19 hours later 4011481 Anonymous
>>4011464 Let alone a man pretending to be a puppy. I swear gaygen is full of people three drinks away from committing bestiality.

19 hours later 4011486 Anonymous
>>4011481 Yeah that puppy play shit is revolting, gays are fucked in the head

19 hours later 4011496 King
>>4011455 pornhub /view_video.php?viewkey=288154428 not letting me link i find the acting so cringing. but when it gets down to it, its kinda hot

19 hours later 4011525 Anonymous
I need some advice, there's a guy who I've been talking to, hes reasonably attractive, a couple of years older than I am and says hes really interested in meeting up. The things is, he lives about 3 hours drive away from me. Also I have no idea what we would do if we did meet (I'm not socially inclined). Is the minimum 6 hours there and back worth it?

19 hours later 4011540 Anonymous
Welp, who else here stuck in the house of Friday night like a loser? >>4011525 Not enough information.

19 hours later 4011542 Anonymous
>>4011540 what do you want to know?

19 hours later 4011634 Anonymous (the end.jpg 447x280 30kB)
it feels like gaygen is coming to an end doesn't it? >only 3 gaygen threads in the catalog I remember when there use to be 7-10 at a time

19 hours later 4011648 Anonymous
>>4011634 when was that? I only ever remember 3 being a normal number.

19 hours later 4011665 swede
>>4011634 >it feels like gaygen is coming to an end doesn't it? You're welcome

20 hours later 4011706 Anonymous
>no crab bf to eat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5f Zu-1bt6Y

20 hours later 4011716 Gay General (1424466757208.gif 255x164 2027kB)
>>4011634 I'll never let this place die, I'll never let you fuckers have a reason to leave. You belong to gaygen now, I own you. You're going to stay here, FOREVER!

20 hours later 4011737 Anonymous (1388097356082.jpg 550x550 155kB)
Am I the only one who feels like every single females are retarded?

20 hours later 4011743 swede
>>4011716 >I own you >tfw you are someone's property Finally my life goal has been reached. Thank you Gay General, sir!

20 hours later 4011750 Anonymous
>>4011737 Nope, there's plenty of other basement-dwelling misogynists like you.

20 hours later 4011770 Anonymous
>>4011743 Except you, you can leave.

20 hours later 4011810 Anonymous
>>4011770 All belong to Gaygen now. From now on, everyone who browses here will never get laid again, they'll never lead successful lives, they'll become fat and sloth, ugly and deprived, living off of gaygen as though it is their only reason to continue existing. You are all pets, toys, entertainment and food on the grand scale, and nothing done here will ever be for your pleasure. Not even swede may leave.

20 hours later 4011827 Anonymous
>>4011810 2sp00ky

20 hours later 4011851 Anonymous
>>4011810 Hot :3 Mmmm I'm getting so turned on!~

20 hours later 4011889 Anonymous (deal with it.png 275x270 50kB)
>>4011737 that's one of my top reasons to be gay tbh

21 hours later 4012044 Anonymous
>>4011810 no matter how hard I've tried to quit, I simply can't.

21 hours later 4012055 Anonymous
Who /preparing for blizzard/ here. >fire roaring >warm blanket >beer and vodka at hand comfy as fuck initiated

21 hours later 4012122 Anonymous (image.jpg 1024x714 151kB)
>>4012044 And that will be the death of you, and the life of this general. None of you can even see the snare you're in, you're just sustainance for this place, and in order to leave you mustn't overcome it, but the parts of yourself that it clings to. Just kidding, you're here forever! rest in pieces, meatbags!

21 hours later 4012126 Anonymous
>>4011750 Yas gurl, tell ha!

21 hours later 4012146 Anonymous
new thread >>4012142

21 hours later 4012257 Anonymous
>>4010964 oh my, i'm jealous can't really seem to find the sweet-spot with my toys, so after like 30-40 min of trying that shit i just get annoyed and impatient and just finish by jerking it or something >: is there something i'm missing?

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