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2014-10-12 04:17 3423849 SecretaryAnon Gay General - Emergency Medical Homogram Edition (doctor_pb.jpg 1200x1500 864kB)
Please state the nature of the homosexual emergency.
The old gaygen is past bump limit and is here: >>3416922
The tinychat is /gaygen
There didn't seem to be much conversation in the other thread, so let's talk about how much you love your EMH.
6 min later 3423868 SecretaryAnon
Well jesus, nobody wants to post? I mean, the EMH is clearly the best crewmember.
15 min later 3423896 Anonymous
>>3423868
Chakotay/
21 min later 3423921 Anonymous
>>3423896
janeway is the best, all other opposing opinions are irrelevant
32 min later 3423950 SecretaryAnon (AdviceJaneway.png 500x500 117kB)
>>3423921
I love Janeway, but the writers make it so hard.
34 min later 3423963 Anonymous
Why the fuck don't you have a job yet /gaygen/?
Get the fuck off your lazy ass and do something for yourself.
38 min later 3423982 Anonymous
>>3423849
I don' knpw who that is.
45 min later 3424014 mattchew
>>3423963
take my job I don't want it anyway
48 min later 3424021 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3423963
Don't tell me what to do.
56 min later 3424054 Anonymous
>>3424021
Get the fuck up off your fat ass and work out at least
58 min later 3424062 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3424054
I'm not working out at 11pm nigga.
1 hours later 3424072 Anonymous
>>3424062
or ever
1 hours later 3424077 Anonymous
>>3424062
excuses, excuses
you'll always be a failure and a loser. it pays to be a winner, you fat piece of shit.
do you like having no job?
do you like having no money?
do you like having no bf?
do you think all that shit grows on trees?
NO. YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT.
1 hours later 3424085 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3424072
This is true, I'm going full tumblr sjw mode. :3
>>3424077
bloobloobloo
1 hours later 3424094 Anonymous
>>3423963
I'm dedicating myself to uni and I'm already a rich fag.
1 hours later 3424109 Anonymous
>>3424085
YOU MAKE ME SICK, FAT BODY.
1 hours later 3424142 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3424109
meh. I shouldn't have to mold myself into what the gay community wants. People who would only date me because i was fit are assholes and i wouldn't date them anyways. Now that is not to say i won't be still losing weight, i will just get to a point where maintain a set weight.
1 hours later 3424152 Anonymous
>>3424142
SETTLING FOR YOUR WORST AND NOT ACHIEVING THE BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME IS LOSER TALK.
LOSER.
1 hours later 3424163 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3424152
So my original goal of 180 is loser talk?
1 hours later 3424167 Anonymous (1375972886168.jpg 500x412 78kB)
As ever, the gays carry all the weight. Gaygens are so hot, that they can even suffer a biscum or two. Anyway, I was not aware of how hot Swede's butt was until a day or two ago. It's a pity that his country is in fast decline.
Did you know that MUGATU is the original FUCCBOI?!
1 hours later 3424172 Anonymous
>>3424163
YOU SHOULD
ALWAYS
L
W
A
Y
S
SET THAT FUCKING GOAL 180 AND MORE. YOU WON'T JUST BE A FAT FUCK LOSING WEIGHT, YOU'LL BE A FAT FUCK LOSING WEIGHT AND GETTING GAINS.
YOU JUST WANNA KEEP A SET WEIGHT AND NOT DO ANYTHING ELSE? LOSER TALK.
1 hours later 3424174 StraightestGayGuy
Oh, I was wondering why everyone stopped posting. Awkward.
1 hours later 3424182 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3424172
Fine, i will get to 180 and then put on 25 pounds of beefy muscle. happy now?
1 hours later 3424188 Anonymous
>>3424182
THERE SHOULDN'T BE A LIMIT TO GAINS. WORK OUT TILL YOU PASS OUT AND THEN SOME.
HOOYAH
1 hours later 3424203 Anonymous
>>3424167
what's a fuccboi?
1 hours later 3424205 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3424188
Are you from /fit/?
1 hours later 3424217 Anonymous
>>3424203
>what's a fuccboi?
you
1 hours later 3424231 Anonymous (tumblr_mxkcqdRoyX1qzvho5o1_1280.jpg 960x960 131kB)
>>3424203
recently, I thought the word was something akin to a slutty bottom, a la "boipussi", but it turns out to pertain to an exceptionally garish, try-hard text fashion from NYC-I am personally embarrased to continue to take cues from Jew York, but Moot lives in Manhattan, I've heard.
THIS, is a particularly offensive fuccboi, functional, textual, silly. The Mugatu retcon seems obvious to me, personally.
1 hours later 3424238 Anonymous
>>3424231
>NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
>clearly a spic wearing this
lel
1 hours later 3424250 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3424238
He looks mixed with both but most people in jew york are.
2 hours later 3424312 swede
>>3424167
I agree, it's sad to witness the downfall of your own country from the inside.
Also th-thanks for the comment about my ass.. <3
2 hours later 3424317 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3424312
You could always start raping and pillaging like in the good old days. That will light a fire under those muslims asses.
2 hours later 3424348 swede
>>3424317
It's not the muslims I'm complaining about
The whole world of politics in Sweden has been God awful since 2012. From this point on, ever since the social democrats won the election a few weeks ago (right wings have been ruling for the past couple of periods), it's been nothing but "WELL, SWEDEN IS PRETTY MUCH DONE" in the newspaper. It's just laughable how stupid the people that run my country are. I don't even want to think about the stupidity of the people that actually elected these nutjobs.
2 hours later 3424352 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3424348
You have to rape and pillage them then! Where is that viking spirit at?!
2 hours later 3424378 Anonymous
>>3423868
the best crewmember is clearly vorik.
2 hours later 3424407 Anonymous (snapshot (53).jpg 640x480 28kB)
i got hammered tonight
pic related me and my qt mate
2 hours later 3424413 Anonymous
>>3424407
where
2 hours later 3424465 Gingered-Wizzy (SirAlonne.jpg 1920x1080 484kB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh7 nTM6D-GU
3 hours later 3424476 BabaGhanoush
>>3424413
Soho
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soho
3 hours later 3424482 Clownshoes
The doctor episodes were the best ones. Well, the ones without Kess or Cess or whatever it was were.
3 hours later 3424493 Anonymous
>>3423963
I have no good skills.
Being the jack of some trade master of none sucks balls.
3 hours later 3424511 Anonymous
>>3424476
Dude you are into plants and in NYC now too :-( this hurts so much
3 hours later 3424533 BabaGhanoush
>>3424511
NYC? I'm in London, mate. New York nicked "Soho" off us
3 hours later 3424552 Gudit
>>3424533
Oh well its still nice to see another plant person on here, I am moreso interested in agroforestry and NTFPs but its still cool you were talking to people about rooting hormone and such
People don't seem to care to much about their food systems :-P
3 hours later 3424562 Satan
>>3423849
How many dicks is too many dicks
3 hours later 3424641 Clownshoes
>>3424562
Guys tend to only have the one. Having two would be a bit unwieldy.
5 hours later 3424832 Anonymous
bump
5 hours later 3424858 Anonymous
>tfw no crab bf
5 hours later 3424869 Anonymous
>>3424641
I always wish I could be that guy with 2 functioning dicks that had one circumcised and the other not.
6 hours later 3424938 Anonymous
>>3424407
two fat ugly pigs/10
6 hours later 3424941 Anonymous (Jennifer Lien - 3.jpg 1024x768 162kB)
>>3424482
Kess got fat
6 hours later 3424950 Anonymous (image.jpg 640x796 98kB)
What do we talk about in this general? Do we post our pictures? Is there a 3rd party chat room up or something?
I lurked for 1 thread
7 hours later 3425079 slav (RT8i.gif 320x235 2326kB)
>tfw n-
8 hours later 3425160 Anonymous
I'm curious, at what age did you faggots start putting things in your butt and what was it you first started with? I started when I was 4 or 5 years old with the non-brushy end of a toothbrush.
8 hours later 3425165 Anonymous
>>3424950
we make fun of sadfrog for being a bottom in denial
9 hours later 3425167 sadfrog
>>3425165
i am not
9 hours later 3425168 Anonymous
>>3425167
ok versatile w/e
shitposter
9 hours later 3425169 Anonymous
>>3424941
NOOOOOOOO my first lezzie crush is ruined. Someone delete this image from my retinas. fuck
9 hours later 3425172 sadfrog
>>3425165
Ignore >>3425167 he isn't the real sadfrog, and I am a total bottom.
9 hours later 3425183 sadfrog
>>3425172
no youre not fag
9 hours later 3425186 sadfrog
>>3425183
>>3425172
sadfrog legion reporting in. sadfrog is a concept, not a single person, we are infinite, we are eternal.
9 hours later 3425192 sadfrog
you can not kill an idea. We do not forget. We have over 9000 penises
9 hours later 3425208 sadfrog
now this is what I call funposting
9 hours later 3425215 sadfrog (Capture.jpg 1212x378 42kB)
>>3425208
please stop
9 hours later 3425221 Anonymous
>>3425215
you know what to do bb
post pics xx
9 hours later 3425237 sadfrog
I was trying to push my large, flared Chance past my sigmoid and I heard a muffled popping sound. It still hurts should I go to the ER?
9 hours later 3425246 sadfrog
>>3425237
whats' a sigmoid?
9 hours later 3425251 sadfrog
it's good to be sadfrog
9 hours later 3425260 Anonymous
>>3425192
Get off my /b/, you captain nigger.
10 hours later 3425288 sadfrog
>>3425167
>>3425172
>>3425183
>>3425186
>>3425192
>>3425208
>>3425215
>>3425237
>>3425246
>>3425251
look at this imposter samefrogging up the thread.
10 hours later 3425290 Anonymous (rolls.gif 300x169 302kB)
10 hours later 3425309 Anonymous
>>3425215
that looks shooped
10 hours later 3425332 sadfrog
guys i accidentally the whole thing plz help
10 hours later 3425342 Anonymous
Can't we have a Star Trek thread, faggots?
10 hours later 3425345 madfrog (1413080006262.png 300x300 11kB)
i told sadfrog to finger his bp and he actually did it the madman!!!
10 hours later 3425346 sadfrog
>>3425342
Sure, I loved cgi yoda
10 hours later 3425355 niggerfrog
>>3425346
> cgi
How the fuck did you just call my green yoda dick?
I'll have you know I put some toxic chemicals in my blood to make it look blood and had to fap for hours to make my dick look fucking green.
10 hours later 3425362 dadfrog
>>3425345
>>3425346
>>3425355
get a job
10 hours later 3425364 jewishfrog (1215216456713.png 259x259 112kB)
>>3425362
Seconded.
Stop ruining our egoynomy, you stupid basement dwellers.
10 hours later 3425374 badfrog (1409937549638.gif 250x200 1096kB)
>>3425362
No :^) I'd rather sit at home and fap to anime boys all day.
10 hours later 3425377 jidfrog
>>3425364
stormfrog, please go
10 hours later 3425380 sadfrog (fuck.jpg 1043x393 59kB)
oh god why
10 hours later 3425381 shotafrog
>>3425374
who is this semen demon?
10 hours later 3425382 jewishfrog (1411305524309.gif 359x346 3083kB)
>>3425377
Glad to see you're attacking me and not my frogpoints. This must mean I'm right!
10 hours later 3425391 hitlerfrog (1409880608060.jpg 267x400 18kB)
>>3425382
Your points are automatically invalid because of being a jew.
10 hours later 3425396 samefrog
Hitler was right!
10 hours later 3425397 sadfrog
what's with all this frog business and why am I being impersonated so much?
10 hours later 3425399 sadfrog
>>3425397
fuck you youre not me i would never trip
please stop bulying me
10 hours later 3425401 Anonymous (leave-britney-alone.jpg 479x398 20kB)
LEAVE SADFROG ALONE
10 hours later 3425403 sadfrog
>>3425399
there can be only one true sadfrog
10 hours later 3425404 goyfrog (1215216556713.jpg 542x615 59kB)
>>3425391
Yeah fuck you. I'll have you know I got my foreskin sewed back!
i'm a perfect goy. Nigger.
10 hours later 3425405 sadfrog
god this is why people fucking hate me
pls stop buys
10 hours later 3425408 sadfrog (1412043629624.jpg 992x768 163kB)
>>3425405
fuck off imposter
11 hours later 3425415 Anonymous
post phone in bp w/timestamp
its the only way to stop all this bullying sadfrog
11 hours later 3425416 sadfrog (madfrog.jpg 396x385 45kB)
>>3425404
>tfw you'll never have your foreskin back
11 hours later 3425424 sadfrog (1410674316394.webm 1086x600 1361kB)
who is your husbando, legion frogs?
11 hours later 3425426 Anonymous
>>3425416
Are you a jew, muslim or American?
11 hours later 3425428 sadfrog
>>3425426
I hail from the Glorious Empire of Canadia
11 hours later 3425433 sadfrog (1411397407267.jpg 822x653 54kB)
>>3425424
this semen demen
11 hours later 3425438 sadfrog
>>3425426
I come from Hong Kong.
11 hours later 3425439 Anonymous
>>3425428
Canadians get snibbidysnabbd as well?
11 hours later 3425440 sadfrog
>>3425439
My mom thinks foreskin is gross so she got it done to me, don't know why my dick matters to her though.
11 hours later 3425443 sadfrog
CAN YOU GUYS
STOP
11 hours later 3425446 sadfrog
>>3425443
no :^)
So when did you guys start anal masturbation?
11 hours later 3425452 sadfrog
>>3425446
does fucking yourself in the ass with your own dick instead of a toy count as masturbation or selfcest?
11 hours later 3425453 radfsog (1367077494635.jpg 501x373 40kB)
GUYS LOL STOP HAHAHAHAHA
11 hours later 3425454 sadfrog
>>3425440
Your dick was inside her for nine months.
11 hours later 3425456 Anonymous
>>3425446
yesterday after he admitted he would let ersatz finger his bp
11 hours later 3425458 fatbog
yeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhh
11 hours later 3425459 sjwfrog
>>3425453
That's racist.
MODS MODS
11 hours later 3425460 happyfrog (alphaasfuckfrog.jpg 297x250 53kB)
11 hours later 3425465 sadfrog (Slaine Pain Train Has No Breaks.webm 1280x720 1910kB)
>>3425460
What's it like to be happy?
11 hours later 3425481 happyfrog (feelsbadman.png 285x276 66kB)
>>3425465
It sucks I'm always depressed.
11 hours later 3425485 sadfrog (Ciel doesn't swallow.webm 480x270 3070kB)
>>3425481
Maybe a delicious british shota will make us feel better.
11 hours later 3425489 sadfrog
>>3425485
>gay pedophile Alucard
i can get behind this
11 hours later 3425491 sadfrog
>>3425424
Sebastian Michaelis
11 hours later 3425496 Anonymous
>>3425485
No thanks.
11 hours later 3425497 sadfrog
>>3425496
What are you, gay? Shota is purest love.
11 hours later 3425503 sadfrog
>>3425485
gayest thing I've ever seen
11 hours later 3425505 Anonymous
>>3425497
I'm not even sure what I am anymore.
11 hours later 3425507 sadfrog
>>3425505
You could always become sadfrog
11 hours later 3425516 sadfrog
Next gaygen is sadfrog edition, remember sadfrog goes in all fields
11 hours later 3425519 Anonymous
>tfw fapping everyday now
>used to fap twice in one day
>wouldn't need to for days afterwards
Is this bad for me?
11 hours later 3425521 Anonymous
>sadfrog will never get a qt bottom bf
:(
>sadfrog will get a manly and rugged top bf
:]
11 hours later 3425524 Anonymous
>>3424142
>People who would only date me because i was fit are assholes and i wouldn't date them anyways
I only date healthy guys.
You can't be fat and healthy.
11 hours later 3425527 Anonymous
>>3425524
Good for you.
11 hours later 3425530 Anonymous
>>3424407
both of you look out of shape and fat
11 hours later 3425532 sadfrog
>>3425521
am a total bottom anyway
11 hours later 3425534 Anonymous (sadbutt.jpg 500x375 43kB)
>>3425532
sadbutt
11 hours later 3425539 Anonymous
>>3425530
They look happy. More than i can say about 99% of the people that post here.
11 hours later 3425543 Anonymous
>>3425539
>two guys smiling for a photo and laughing
That doesn't mean their happy.
11 hours later 3425544 Anonymous
>>3425521
I would totally bottom for sadfrog and I'm qt irl :^)
11 hours later 3425545 sadfrog
>>3425534
>tfw you will never be able to fit your whole body inside of a man's rectum
Why live?
12 hours later 3425550 Anonymous
Does anyone else hate the way gays talk?
"I'll bottom for you. I'll top you. I'll suck your dick." etc.
It's all based on sex. Gays never talk decent to each other, do they? They only ever talk about sex.
I'm around normal straight guys all the time and none of them ever talk about sex like gay guys do.
12 hours later 3425551 sadfrog
>>3425550
Deal with it faggot, now bend over and get ready, I have a 2 week load that I'm gonna pump in to your ass
12 hours later 3425552 Anonymous
>>3425550
Normal straight guys don't usually fuck each other.
12 hours later 3425568 Anonymous
>>3425544
>I'm qt irl :^)
thats my meme stop it
12 hours later 3425574 Anonymous
>>3425550
i think its because we have interests outside of being gay and we come here to be gay. i rarely find engaging conversation here so i dont try, i just want to see sadfrog with a finger in his bp.
12 hours later 3425580 sadfrog
>>3425574
its not going to happen my bp is pure
12 hours later 3425584 Anonymous
>>3425568
It might be just a meme for you, but it's true for me :^)
12 hours later 3425586 sadfrog (1409880608065.jpg 800x1023 220kB)
>>3425584
I bet :^)
12 hours later 3425590 Anonymous
>>3425552
Normal straight guys don't talk about girls as sexual as gay guys talk about sex.
12 hours later 3425593 Anonymous
>>3425586
rude :^(
12 hours later 3425594 sadfrog
>>3425590
shut up and get on your knees
12 hours later 3425600 Anonymous
>>3425590
Because we don't hang out with our girlfriends like gay guys hang out with each other.
We text our filth to our girlfriends. I imagine gay guys just talk openly about sex.
12 hours later 3425606 sadfrog
>>3425600
w-what are friends?
12 hours later 3425610 Anonymous (dream.jpg 454x363 113kB)
Had a dream we were having a slumber party /gaygen/ and wiz ended up cheating on his bf with Gatch. Someone took pics of them having sex and posted it in on 4chan to his bf, than his bf came over and punched Wiz, than Wiz kept crying and sobbing while gatch sucked his dick. Than gatch turned into a octopus. So weird.
I need to stop coming here since this place has taken over my dream world.
12 hours later 3425612 Anonymous (1398825183024.jpg 225x225 8kB)
>>3425580
ill do it sadfrog
is human life so invaluable to you you selfish cocktease slut fucking murderer
12 hours later 3425637 sadfrog
>>3425612
do it faggot fucking kill yourself on live stream so i can fap to it
12 hours later 3425641 Anonymous (tumblr_nd98dn9edB1qc2o9so1_1280.jpg 615x664 152kB)
>>3425637
12 hours later 3425676 Gingered-Wizzy (1407197967268.jpg 627x325 46kB)
>>3425610
>My fucking face when
13 hours later 3425683 totes wiz's bromo venny
>>3425676
hai bromo bb, how are you doing today :3c
13 hours later 3425685 Anonymous (sadfrog.webm 1265x682 2473kB)
>>3425637
13 hours later 3425687 Gingered-Wizzy (saulden, the crestfallen warrior.jpg 809x743 330kB)
>>3425683
Why must you do this?
13 hours later 3425691 Anonymous
>>3423982
What the actual ever loving fuck
13 hours later 3425733 Anonymous
sadfrog, do you have skype?
13 hours later 3425740 sadfrog
>>3425733
no fuck you
13 hours later 3425749 Anonymous
>>3425637
>wont show bp
>will fap to suicide
so pure
13 hours later 3425764 sadfrog
>>3425749
im the purest, as pure as any innocent prepubescent child my soul is as clean and white as freshly fallen snow now get down on your knees and suck my dick faggot
13 hours later 3425767 Anonymous
>>3425764
o-ok
;___;
13 hours later 3425776 Anonymous
>>3425740
but i want to be ur friend
13 hours later 3425783 Anonymous (strip.webm 489x365 3002kB)
boring thread
13 hours later 3425795 Anonymous
>>3425764
pls can i come 2switzerland and be your subserviant fucktoy irl please
i need your cum in my mouth ill let you top me all day and i wont say a thing plesss
13 hours later 3425800 sadfrog
>>3425795
Only if you'll take it without lube, totally dry, not even spit
13 hours later 3425804 Anonymous
>>3425795
sadfrog is in the southern usa
he isnt a switz
13 hours later 3425834 Anonymous
>>3425804
hes getting conscripted
>>3425800
i dont think that will be very nice 4u either
13 hours later 3425847 sadfrog
>>3425834
It'll be fine for me not so much for you i have a thick dick, thicker than my fist
14 hours later 3425861 Anonymous
>>3425847
>thick dick, thicker than my fist
Nope: https://archive.loveisover.me/foolf uuka/boards/lgbt/image/1409/67/1409 678710818.webm
14 hours later 3425874 Anonymous
>>3425861
10/10
14 hours later 3425878 sadfrog (1960015_306693852788963_1419588434_n.png 707x350 177kB)
>>3425733
do you think all these people who posted were actually me
can u guys stop already
14 hours later 3425883 Anonymous
>>3425861
lel
14 hours later 3425885 Anonymous
>>3425878
why don't you do the right thing and just die
14 hours later 3425907 Anonymous
>>3425861
tiny dick/10
14 hours later 3425920 Anonymous
>>3425861
/r/ing pic of rugby's butt
14 hours later 3425922 Anonymous
>>3425878
such a feminine little willy
14 hours later 3425925 Anonymous
>>3425920
no
14 hours later 3425928 Anonymous
>>3425861
nice dick no homo
14 hours later 3425933 sadfrog
>>3425907
its avrage you fucking cunt
14 hours later 3425957 Anonymous
>>3425922
http://i.imgur.com/2w291E1.png
14 hours later 3425959 Anonymous (xray.jpg 176x240 7kB)
>>3425933
Post a pic of it. I'd like to see it in better detail.
14 hours later 3425961 Brithetero (tfw_no_bf.jpg 500x710 85kB)
>>3423963
But I do have a job anon.
>>3424407
I got wasted last night with some friends and ended up in bed with one, oh lel, it was hilarious.
>>3425079
Lel.
>>3425288
This is too funny.
>>3425550
Homosexuals want as much sex as they can because most of them aren't willing to commit until they've got HIV.
14 hours later 3425962 sadfrog
>>3425957
why did you have to post that you fucking shitcunt
why in this thread
14 hours later 3425971 Anonymous
>>3425962
so qt
i w2 cum all over your tummy
14 hours later 3425972 sadfrog
>>3425971
go fuck yourself
14 hours later 3425974 Anonymous
>>3425962
>http://i.imgur.com/2w291E1.png
qt penis
qt balls
14 hours later 3425981 Anonymous
>>3425972
cant you fuck me?? xx
14 hours later 3425987 Anonymous (anhero.png 800x388 118kB)
>>3425962
Maybe if you weren't such a fucking slut you would of saw the future of what would happen by posting your nudes on 4chan.
You can only blame yourself.
P.S.- cut penises are gross
14 hours later 3425989 sadfrog
>>3425987
i dont have a problem with people seeing it but i mean why post it in this thread its a clusterfuck
14 hours later 3425991 sadfrog
>>3425989
would you quit impersonating me
14 hours later 3425995 sadfrog
>>3425989
>>3425991
STOP IT
14 hours later 3425998 sadfrog
>>3425989
>>3425991
>>3425995
fucking samefrog
14 hours later 3426033 Anonymous
this sadfrog person needs to be banned
14 hours later 3426038 Anonymous
>>3423849
/gaygen/, I am a home wrecking whore.
I went out last night to a bar with a bunch of friends. They all managed to get really sloppy while I, thankfully, kept my shit mostly together. Two of the group was a married couple (lel, gay marriage) and I was meeting one of the partners for the first time tonight. I end up dancing a bunch with the guy I just met, we make out on the dancefloor briefly, he kind of forced it. As we are walking around the city he tries to hold my hand a bunch.
I wake up today to a facebook message saying, "Hey man. You made me really hard tonight. I really enjoyed it. <3 :") "
As far as i know, they don't have an open relationship. oops, feels good to be a degenerate
14 hours later 3426049 sadfrog
>>3426033
it's not me it's a bunch of other jerks that are using my name for some reason
14 hours later 3426051 Anonymous
>>3426038
i dont even understand people like that
what is the point in getting married you attention starved whore. actualy i think i answered my own question there.
14 hours later 3426076 Anonymous
>>3426049
get a trip than
14 hours later 3426078 Anonymous
>>3426038
>"Hey man. You made me really hard tonight. I really enjoyed it. <3 :")"
What a cunt.
14 hours later 3426080 Anonymous
>>3426038
What was the husband doing?
14 hours later 3426084 Anonymous
>>3426051
What is the point of gays being able to marry at all?
We all know it's never based on real love or making a family together. The only gay couples who adopt kids or use a surrogate or celebs and those who want to get into the press.
14 hours later 3426094 Brithetero (tfw_no_bf.png 250x230 85kB)
>>3426038
Good Lord. What on Earth have you done?
>>3426084
> We all know it's never based on real love or making family together
Speak for yourself?
14 hours later 3426095 Anonymous
>>3426080
I dunno, he was kinda just dancing off to the side with other people.
There was a actually a point where we were sitting at another bar and the guy straight up gropes my dick, and the husband commented on it.
I dunno, it was really bizarre, I had no idea how to react to the entire situation.
15 hours later 3426108 Anonymous (ohdaddy.jpg 236x399 28kB)
how many of you would actually have sex with your father if mutually attracted? don't be shy it's just a hypothetical question.
15 hours later 3426111 Anonymous (disgusting.gif 375x209 2055kB)
>>3426108
oh god no
ew
15 hours later 3426117 Anonymous
>>3426108
that's sick
you're sick
15 hours later 3426126 Anonymous
>>3426117
you're retarded it's a hypothetical question not reality
15 hours later 3426133 Anonymous
>>3426126
that doesn't make it less sick, you sick retard
15 hours later 3426135 Anonymous
>>3426108
Well I've slept with my brother, wouldn't be too big of a leap.
15 hours later 3426138 Anonymous
>>3426108
My stepdad? oh god yes
My real dad?
Ewwwww ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
I need to wash my brain out for even thinking of that
15 hours later 3426147 Anonymous
>>3426135
This seems surprisingly common, my brother and I messed around a few times when we were teenagers too.
15 hours later 3426151 Anonymous (gramps.jpg 798x1548 91kB)
how many of you would actually have sex with your grandfather if mutually attracted? don't be shy it's just a hypothetical question.
15 hours later 3426156 Anonymous
>>3426151
can't fuck a skeleton
15 hours later 3426161 Anonymous
>>3426151
wizin3years.jpg
fixed that filename for you
15 hours later 3426163 Anonymous
>>3426095
It sounds like they have an open relationship, and you didn't know about it.
15 hours later 3426164 Anonymous
>>3426161
maximum overkek
15 hours later 3426169 Senpai
>>3426095
Kinda sounds like the husbands knows and is fine with it.
15 hours later 3426176 Anonymous (6a0105364a8fba970c019102a9aa64970c-800wi.jpg 500x669 267kB)
>>3426108
when I was around 8 years old I had to go to the bathroom and when I opened my door I saw my dad with an erection coming out of the shower into my parent's bedroom. It was big and since then I wanted to see it more. Not because I find my dad sexually attractive, but I wanted to see a grown man's penis. I wanted to look more at how big it was and how it was hairy around it. later on sometimes he would leave the shower and I could see his cock when he came into the bedroom looking through the crack of the door. through teenage years I have seen him nude through the crack of the door about 4 times in my life. I don't find my dad sexually attractive, but the thought of having sex with a real man who had a bigger dick and hairier than me turned me on. so I had a sex fantasy with my dad, but not him exactly just a strong older man who looked and felt like a real man, I just only had my dad as reference for this fantasy. so strictly being just sex not romantic attachments. Yes I would have sex with my father.
15 hours later 3426182 Anonymous
>>3426147
I think it's endemic, it's just not reported.
15 hours later 3426185 Anonymous
>>3426095
they clearly want a threesome
I had a threesome once with a married gay couple. My senses became overloaded which almost caused me to pass out. You get so hard it's painful.
15 hours later 3426187 Anonymous (1409685481851.png 1751x1594 1425kB)
>tfw happy
What stuff made you happy recently, /gaygen/? I had my bf over last week and we played vidya and cuddled almost nonstop. I started to cry as he had to leave but he just said that he loves me and we will meet again soon.
15 hours later 3426191 Anonymous
>>3426182
It seems really common for siblings to both be gay too....He was 2 years younger than me but he's grown up to be a total sissy femboy
15 hours later 3426193 Anonymous
>>3426187
>we will meet again soon
Unless he dies in a car crash.
15 hours later 3426197 Anonymous
>>3426185
>>3426169
>>3426163
Yea, it does seem like its open/they wanted a threesome. I just don't know either of them that well and didn't want to step on any toes. I'm also not really that attracted to either of them so if they do approach me, letting them down is going to be kind of awkward.
15 hours later 3426201 Brithetero (tfw_no_bf.jpg 800x1132 188kB)
>>3426108
>>3426151
> all of my wat
Lel.
>>3426187
D'aw, that's adorable. How long have you been together?
The most recent thing that made me happy was when I bought some Galaxy chocolate this morning on my way back from having stayed at a friend's place last night (that's another story, lel). I haven't had chocolate in ages.
15 hours later 3426202 Anonymous
>>3426176
Yeap, I have the exact same fantasy and shit.
I think it's something to do with the deepest parts of our reptile brains with our earliest internalized notions of superiority/inferiority and masculinity getting lit up for taboo, kinky and sexual reasons. Feels fucking powerful and it's deeply arousing.
Guess we had the same fucked up developmental phase or something. Cheers.
15 hours later 3426203 Anonymous
>>3426193
and then that anon could write a shitty screenplay about it.
it would be so beautiful.
15 hours later 3426210 Anonymous
>>3426193
Doesn't own a car, uses trains and busses.
>>3426201
6 awesome months
15 hours later 3426211 nikolaifrog
how do i get derigar to show bp
15 hours later 3426215 Anonymous (anon.jpg 241x230 21kB)
>>3426202
15 hours later 3426216 Anonymous
>>3426210
trains and bus accidents happen all the time too
15 hours later 3426219 Anonymous
>>3426191
Hm, well he turned out to be a ladies man and I'm bi with a strong leaning toward males. I just had a date with a female in fact. It's quite interesting though because while I wore a dress to the prom she wanted to wear a suit to hers.
15 hours later 3426220 Anonymous
how many of you would actually have sex with your great grandfather's corpse if mutually attracted? don't be shy it's just a hypothetical question.
15 hours later 3426224 Anonymous
>>3426219
Wait...you wore a dress? Are you a girl?
15 hours later 3426225 Anonymous
if the cure for homosexuality was having sex with your grandma. Would you?
don't be shy it's just a hypothetical question
15 hours later 3426227 Anonymous
>>3426216
In third world countries like America or Spain. But he smokes and drinks a LOT so i guess he'll die because of this, but not in the next 10-20 years, my semen will keep him alive and healthy.
15 hours later 3426228 Anonymous
>>3426220
you're still retarded or molested as a child. probably both
15 hours later 3426229 Brithetero (tfw_no_bf.jpg 500x719 67kB)
>>3426210
That's so sweet.
Is this what you two looked like? :>
>>3426220
Toplel.
15 hours later 3426234 Anonymous
>>3426220
how many of you would have sex with another anon from this board?
Don't be shy, it's just a hypothetical question
15 hours later 3426235 Anonymous
>>3426234
shit storm incoming
15 hours later 3426241 Anonymous
>>3426229
Replace those controllers with 3DSs and the glasses with nothing and then yeah basically.
15 hours later 3426242 Anonymous
>>3426215
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triune _brain
15 hours later 3426243 Anonymous
>>3426234
I would have sex with none of you.
I don't find 4chan guys attractive at all.
15 hours later 3426246 Anonymous (sp.jpg 175x240 21kB)
>>3426234
sp
15 hours later 3426247 Anonymous
>>3426234
I have a crush on a drawfag from another board, but he's apparently straight. He does draw a lot of dicks though...
So yeah, broadly speaking, I would a 4channer.
15 hours later 3426250 Anonymous
>>3426224
No no, I just crossdressed for a few years when I was younger.
15 hours later 3426253 Anonymous
>>3426234
i would, and have.
It was p gud
15 hours later 3426255 Anonymous
>>3426243
why are you even here? go away
15 hours later 3426261 Anonymous
>>3426250
And you didn't catch shit from other people at your school for that?
15 hours later 3426263 Brithetero (tfw_no_bf.jpg 500x271 44kB)
>>3426241
Cute. I hope things work out for you both.
15 hours later 3426266 Anonymous
>>3426261
You better believe it. Small town too. I'm made of tough stuff though.
15 hours later 3426267 sadfrog
>>3426266
holy shit what an autist
15 hours later 3426269 Anonymous
>>3426267
holy shit what a loser
15 hours later 3426270 Anonymous
>>3426241
>3DSs
Please tell me you guys were smashing.
15 hours later 3426274 sadfrog
>>3426269
at least i dont dress up as a woman publicly
15 hours later 3426281 Anonymous
>>3426263
that looks cute. where's it from?
15 hours later 3426282 Anonymous
>>3426274
I dressed as a little girl for two summers when I was 14-15. No regrets, man. I passed and it was a neat experience.
15 hours later 3426284 Anonymous
>>3426266
Everyone was really cool where I live in school, virtually 0 bullying occurred. You should have seen the look on our mom's face when she caught us once, she came home early from work and opened our bedroom door to see him bent over doggy style on the bed. She just turned and walked right back out the door, never talked to us about it or brought it up even once, and I'm pretty sure she didn't tell our dad either. But her face, it was priceless, it's going to be etched in to my memory forever.
15 hours later 3426301 Anonymous
>>3426267
>>3426274
Go and fuck yourself.
>>3426284
Oh my friends were fine, it was mainly the lower years who didn't know me. Jeez! We were never caught. I can't even imagine how I'd live with that.
15 hours later 3426302 Anonymous
>>3426263
Thanks :3
>>3426270
Yep, he's kinda shit at it though.
15 hours later 3426303 Anonymous
>>3426282
I was slightly older. It's funny, I enjoyed it, but it's almost like you just realise one day you can't do it forever.
15 hours later 3426308 Anonymous
>>3426301
It was awkward as fuck for a little while, we kind of just avoided our mom as much as we could, but she never said anything or brought it up, so we kind of got over it.
15 hours later 3426311 Brithetero (tfw_no_bf.jpg 400x400 30kB)
>>3426281
I don't know, sorry.
15 hours later 3426315 Anonymous (Liev-liev-schreiber-14803479-334-500.jpg 334x500 31kB)
>Be me
>Be attracted to hairy masc guys
>Femboys and females are attracted to me
>That feel when no masc boyfriend ._.
15 hours later 3426319 Anonymous
>>3426315
i want to fuck liev schreiber so bad
goddamn he is so attractive
15 hours later 3426326 Anonymous
>>3426319
Same ._.
15 hours later 3426349 Anonymous
>>3426311
>brit and his beefy bf.webm
15 hours later 3426358 Brithetero (tfw_no_bf.jpg 489x750 37kB)
>>3426349
I'm trying to get a six pack myself, or at least more defined muscles and I'm pretty happy with my legs at the moment and my arms and chest are improving. I just need to keep working hard and hopefully I'll eventually look better than I previously did :>
16 hours later 3426368 Anonymous (b210ef8bc2465b726e8d560504b067a2.jpg 236x172 9kB)
>>3426315
16 hours later 3426394 Anonymous
>>3426234
im in love with swede.
it makes me feel sad.
16 hours later 3426398 mattchew
>>3426234
yeah
you ;)
16 hours later 3426405 Anonymous
>my mom comes into my room to ask me why I left the lid off the crock pot when I'm watching porn
I want to punch her repeatedly in the face
16 hours later 3426413 Anonymous
>>3426405
So why did you leave the lid off the corck pot?
16 hours later 3426414 Anonymous
>>3426368
Do want.
But only attract twinks ._.
16 hours later 3426418 Epsilon
>>3426234
>tfw no 4chan bf
16 hours later 3426425 Anonymous
>>3426413
because I was eating roasted pork. get off my case.
16 hours later 3426428 Anonymous
>>3426405
>I want to punch her repeatedly in the face
reasonable
16 hours later 3426432 sadfrog
>>3426418
>tfw when no crab bf
16 hours later 3426436 Anonymous
>>3426425
And is it too much to ask to put the lid on after taking it out? Is that too much to ask, Anon?
16 hours later 3426442 mattchew
>>3426405
>tfw no mom bf
16 hours later 3426455 Kareshi (1404470602807.png 330x357 170kB)
>>3426418
16 hours later 3426458 Anonymous
>>3426436
NO IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU REPEATEDLY IN THE FACE
16 hours later 3426470 Anonymous (Gay_proposal.jpg 2100x1500 1968kB)
>>3426455
>chizzuru's face when you get on one knee and pop open a box with a ring in it
16 hours later 3426476 Anonymous
>>3426458
And you shouldn't sit in your room all day watching porn anyway. Why don't you go outside and meet some friends for once.
16 hours later 3426480 Kareshi
>>3426470
But that's illegal. You want me to get arrested?
16 hours later 3426486 ersatz (wymyn+gonnasin.gif 245x265 635kB)
>>3426425
>eating pork
>watching porn
You're like a buffet of sin
16 hours later 3426496 Brithetero (tfw_no_bf.png 500x391 241kB)
>>3426442
Lel'd.
16 hours later 3426497 Anonymous
>>3426476
SHUT UP MOM
ILL PUNCH YOU AGAIN GET OUT OF MY ROOM GOD
16 hours later 3426557 Anonymous (crying-cat[1].gif 320x225 2636kB)
>tfw shower not a grower
16 hours later 3426595 Gingered-Wizzy (tee hee.png 411x320 108kB)
>>3426161
Haters gonna hate.
16 hours later 3426596 sadfrog
>you will never have a crab bf
16 hours later 3426603 Anonymous
>>3423896
>the boring injun who can't act
>best
16 hours later 3426611 Gingered-Wizzy (tumblr_mzjtpeFr4k1sonncwo1_1280.jpg 600x338 133kB)
>>3426418
I don't know that feel.
>>3426480
>living in the shit hole south
You two only have yourselves to blame.
16 hours later 3426620 Anonymous
>>3426596
>tfw no crab bf
16 hours later 3426629 slav
http://strawpoll.me/2766389
http://strawpoll.me/2766389
http://strawpoll.me/2766389
16 hours later 3426631 BabaGhanoush
>>3426187
My birthday was amazing, so that made me happy.
>>3426202
I think it's anything that's capable of producing a strong visceral negative reaction can be warped into a sex thing (scat, pee, incest etc). The only thing I don't get is feet. They're not gross but they're not arousing either. They're just like, there. It's kinda like having a knee fetish or something.
>>3426267
>>3426274
So you're like a constant downer, huh
16 hours later 3426632 Clownshoes
>>3426480
'Illegal' implies you could be charged for criminal action, yo.
Getting arrested for getting engayged would probably end up quite profitable also when you sold your story.
17 hours later 3426639 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3426632
Clownshoes speaking the truth.
You do have to realize though clowny that the american south is fucking horrible.
17 hours later 3426644 sadfrog (1411410498897.jpg 493x250 57kB)
>>3426620
>no crab bf
>HxH concluded
might as well just end it now
17 hours later 3426655 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3426644
From what i know, crab likes beefy bear type guys.
So you have no chance at all twink.
17 hours later 3426661 Evilbad
>>3426629
Slav, jesi li dobro?
17 hours later 3426662 Epsilon
>>3426611
>implying Florida is part of the South
17 hours later 3426665 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3426662
>implying it isn't
17 hours later 3426671 Epsilon
>>3426665
It's part of the geographical south, but Florida is very different from the cultural South
17 hours later 3426672 Clownshoes (smugnistro.jpg 136x137 6kB)
>>3426644
Hunter Hunter sucked anyway, I told you. Read yourself a decent mango like One Piece.
17 hours later 3426680 Gingered-Wizzy
>>3426671
>defending the south
You people lost. Now it's time to let the homos marry.
17 hours later 3426682 slav
>>3426661
Ne.
17 hours later 3426684 sadfrog (1409937455943.jpg 967x548 46kB)
>>3426672
:^)
17 hours later 3426695 Epsilon
>>3426680
I'm not defending the south, I'm just saying, culturally, Florida is very different from states like Mississippi and Alabama, the panhandle is kind of southern, at least parts.
17 hours later 3426702 Anonymous
>>3426672
You probably like Naruto and think Aldnoah Zero is the pinnacle of mecha too.
17 hours later 3426704 Kareshi
>>3426665
The panhandle is the South.
I live in North Cuba.
17 hours later 3426711 Gingered-Wizzy (l-Such-a-cute-kitten...I-want-her-.jpg 570x963 130kB)
>>3426704
Just move north.... cough Maryland cough.
17 hours later 3426716 Clownshoes
>>3426684
You can be a shotacon all you want, but Hunter hunter was terribly written. With the time it took and all the hiatuses the plot and character development is all over the place. It ends up a crappy product as a whole.
>>3426702
Nope.
17 hours later 3426718 Kareshi
>>3426711
>Bodymore Murdaland
No thank you
17 hours later 3426723 Brithetero (tfw_no_bf.jpg 500x600 62kB)
>>3426629
Luna :>
17 hours later 3426732 Gingered-Wizzy (tVGG_3mmjhdef.jpg 790x444 136kB)
>>3426718
>implying the whole state is like that
It's only like that where i live. I can't wait till i can flee this place to the suburbs of New Jersey.
17 hours later 3426733 Anonymous (1410510878044.jpg 2480x4960 2923kB)
Who /fluffy/ here?
How long is too long for hair on a guy?
What is the best kind of long hair, straight, curley, messy, etc?
17 hours later 3426742 Anonymous
>>3426716
Except none of the points you made are correct. And besides, recommending One Piece then complaining about bad writing? One Piece is just forced feels every other episode with a main character that only ever wins "For muh friends!" asspulls.
17 hours later 3426759 Clownshoes
>>3426742
Nope.
17 hours later 3426772 Anonymous
>>3426759
Solid argument there ::^)
17 hours later 3426781 Anonymous (Pressuring eyes that just make you want to explode.png 475x356 253kB)
>>3426733
This is as long as I'll go, straight long hair usually looks disgusting on guys.
17 hours later 3426798 Anonymous
>>3426742
One piece has pretty solid worldbuilding and characterization, the anime is garbage though, the pacing and quality is terrible, it does the story no real justice.
Read the manga.
17 hours later 3426816 Anonymous (boston-bomber_2622293b.jpg 620x387 41kB)
>>3426781
dat nip amirite
17 hours later 3426824 Gingered-Wizzy (tumblr_n9h0geomnl1rmbhf9o1_500.gif 450x253 484kB)
Who /sanic/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47 8vr1fbDc
17 hours later 3426833 Anonymous
>>3426733
I love long hair on men. I'd say ass-length is my max.
I like straight hair, but wavy looks stunning as well.
17 hours later 3426838 Clownshoes
>>3426798
We agree about something. Let's fuck.
17 hours later 3426846 Anonymous
New Thread:
>>3426837
>>3426837
>>3426837
Vocaroo it up!
17 hours later 3426848 sadfrog
>>3426833
i prefer bald guys but not bald like they shaved it off bald like they're just going bald and they just have really patchy long hair like they're on chemo or something
17 hours later 3426865 ersatz (1405292699552.jpg 500x377 35kB)
>>3426629
>tfw Harry Potter is the reason I like redheads
D:
17 hours later 3426877 Anonymous
>>3426848
Ben Franklin turns you on?
17 hours later 3426892 sadfrog
>>3426877
hell yes i want that dolla dolla bill cock in my ass
25 hours later 3429511 Anonymous (1412977802884.jpg 760x1016 169kB)
>>3423950
Janeway did 9/11?
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