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2013-07-28 04:43 1024870 Anonymous Dilemma: Hot guy with putrid dog beast of a girlfriend. (hairycouple.jpg 544x420 41kB)
I keep seeing this: A hot beefy guy with a complete hambeast c.h.u.d. of a girlfriend. I think I actually want to recruit some straight guys to be gay, just like the homophobes say. I want to let them know that if they were gay, they would move up. They could get a cute boyfriend and live happily ever after (or get another hot boyfriend, and another). I think they are settling for these fugly women because in a straight world they are 2/10, but in gay terms a hot beefy daddy with tattoos could be a 10/10. What do you faggots think?

2 min later 1024888 Anonymous
well, it's a nice...not thought, but sentiment, i guess, but the basic premise is pretty uninspired. If they were gay, they would have an expiration date like a woman, or an over sexualized partner (quite unlike some fat girl tbh) et cetera. You need some hobbies.

6 min later 1024910 Anonymous
Great! Now all you would have to do is convince them to like (male) asshole and/or penis and you're good.

8 min later 1024928 Anonymous
>>1024870 No hate, but I'm just trying to imagine what that recruit poster might look like. Uncle sam doing that finger-pointing thing imploring how much he "...wants YOU to suck a dick for great justice!"

9 min later 1024932 Anonymous
>>1024888 >If they were gay, they would have an expiration date like a woman okay, this only applies to femmy twinks that turn into AIDSy creeper old men after they turn 19. The rest is cubs bears and daddies and we happily age well and have lots of sex. Go back to your coffin.

10 min later 1024936 Anonymous
>>1024910 If they just give me 20 minutes, they'll never go back!

10 min later 1024942 Anonymous
>>1024928 Can we use Smokey the Bearâ„¢?

18 min later 1025009 Anonymous
>>1024992 Lets be more proactive "Admit it: Your girlfriend is ugly! Your hot gay boyfriend awaits you!"

23 min later 1025052 Anonymous (tumblr_mgdwq4D2wO1r4qmigo1_500.gif 500x281 780kB)
>>1024870 this is what the women look like. it makes me vom.

49 min later 1025287 Anonymous
>>1024910 We could just point out that women are horrible nags, no convincing needed.

2 hours later 1025888 Anonymous
I see the same thing as a lesbian too. I don't feel the need to convert them so much as I feel a bit sorry for them.

2 hours later 1025907 Anonymous
>>1024870 You have to remember, in the straight world, a guy's socal standing isn't as much attached to his looks as it is to his wealth (so long as he isn't horribly ugly or stupidly attractive). So that 10/10 guy might just have an "eh" job, which restricts him to that hambeast

2 hours later 1025935 Anonymous
>>1025907 >So that 10/10 guy might just have an "eh" job, which restricts him to that hambeast But he can keep the shit job and have a qt boyfriend easily. Better sex and maybe doing a little better as a fag with a hot boyfriend than having no self respect with a barking dog of a banshee girlfriend.

2 hours later 1025950 Anonymous
>>1025935 Oh, yeah, that guy could definitely do better in the gay world, no denying that, I'm just pointing out a reason he may not be doing so well in the straight world (IE your social standing is calculated differently in the gay and straight worlds).

13 hours later 1028459 Anonymous
>>1024870 >recruiting Not a fucking thing, get fucked

13 hours later 1028465 Anonymous
>>1025935 but the point is that he likes ham beasts better than your fag ass. thats just how it works

48 hours later 1039603 Anonymous
>>1028465 >por que? :( she's fugly. I think he's settling.

48 hours later 1039606 Anonymous
>>1028459 But can we make it a thing? Just so there's justice in this world. Now help me make a gay brochure.

48 hours later 1039662 Anonymous
>>1024870 This only happens in modern western societies In the past and in the rest of the world it is common for beautiful women to be with ugly men (who have other redeeming qualities like high social status and money). The reason american men marry ugly fat women is because the majority of american women today are ugly and fat.

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