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2013-07-28 01:51 1023559 Anonymous (1367069120625.jpg 250x240 5kB)
>"wow Anon you don't seem like gay!" What's a good response to this?

1 min later 1023565 Anonymous
>>1023559 and you don't seem like straight

1 min later 1023566 Anonymous
Insert your cock into their anus and say "How about now?"

3 min later 1023585 Anonymous
I don't think it really needs a response, that's kind of a topic-ender when you think about it. Then you just move on to the next thing. Like it's one of those things that you'd just ignore in a conversation.

15 min later 1023670 Anonymous
Have sex with them

20 min later 1023707 Anonymous
>>1023566 Pomf =3

26 min later 1023745 Anonymous
>>1023559 "No, but you do."

47 min later 1023918 Anonymous
I got the same thing from everybody I've come out to. I always thought it was funny.

1 hours later 1024034 Anonymous
"Thank you".

1 hours later 1024101 Anonymous
"That because I not gay. I am homosex."

1 hours later 1024147 Anonymous
>>1023559 "Yeah, and you always seemed like a fucking faggot. Strange, isn't it."

1 hours later 1024162 Anonymous
>>1024147 Why so aggressive?

1 hours later 1024174 Anonymous
>>1024162 I've been told that so many times myself that it just really pisses me off when I hear it. "We don't wear nametags, you know" might be a good one. I read it in furry porn.

1 hours later 1024175 Anonymous
>>1023559 "Then why does my dick smell like your dad's ass?"

3 hours later 1024947 Anonymous
i dont get it, gay people want to be accepted as normal but are offended when people see them as normal and not "like gay'

3 hours later 1025050 Anonymous
>hook up with hot dude off hookup site >pick him up from his place and drive around >hot dude turns out to be a drag queen(not in drag when we meet, but he tells me about himself) >smoke a little weed >suddenly hot drag queen dude grabs me by the face and shakes me yelling >YOU CANT BE GAY! YOU JUST CANT BE GAY! >prove otherwise to him in the back seat of my car >drop him back off at his place >starts jumping up and down with his hands clasped together BEGGING and PLEADING nearly in tears >"PLEASE CALL ME! PLEAASEE!!" >o-ok dude >never call him again its a compliment, it means youre all manly.

3 hours later 1025095 Anonymous
>>1023565 best one.

3 hours later 1025124 Anonymous
>>1024174 That's a good one, I might use it. If anyone asks I'll say I got it from a guy on the internet who read it in furry porn.

3 hours later 1025130 Anonymous
>>1024947 Because it implies that gay people aren't usually normal, genius.

3 hours later 1025131 Anonymous (1370060743176.jpg 454x349 16kB)
I get so fucking mad when people say that. >prefer girly guys to manly guys >"gee Anon, that's not very gay of you" well SORRY I don't conform to your idea of "Gay" that you clearly only get from cable TV and magazines. I get the same shit for liking Tomboys. It's insufferable. >boyish girls? That's gay. it's not gay! I mean, I am pretty gay but that isn't the point. If I were a straight man who liked Tomboys, I wouldn't be gay. I have to make a stand for straight men who like short-haired master race everywhere and end this stereotype.

3 hours later 1025158 Anonymous
>>1025131 >prefer girly guys to manly guys >"gee Anon, that's not very gay of you" What. I like girly guys, but I'm only recently out of the closet so I've never gotten that before. Is it a common belief? ...why?

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