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2013-07-28 01:51 1023559 Anonymous (1367069120625.jpg 250x240 5kB)
>"wow Anon you don't seem like gay!"
What's a good response to this?
1 min later 1023565 Anonymous
>>1023559
and you don't seem like straight
1 min later 1023566 Anonymous
Insert your cock into their anus and say "How about now?"
3 min later 1023585 Anonymous
I don't think it really needs a response, that's kind of a topic-ender when you think about it. Then you just move on to the next thing.
Like it's one of those things that you'd just ignore in a conversation.
15 min later 1023670 Anonymous
Have sex with them
20 min later 1023707 Anonymous
>>1023566
Pomf =3
26 min later 1023745 Anonymous
>>1023559
"No, but you do."
47 min later 1023918 Anonymous
I got the same thing from everybody I've come out to. I always thought it was funny.
1 hours later 1024034 Anonymous
"Thank you".
1 hours later 1024101 Anonymous
"That because I not gay. I am homosex."
1 hours later 1024147 Anonymous
>>1023559
"Yeah, and you always seemed like a fucking faggot. Strange, isn't it."
1 hours later 1024162 Anonymous
>>1024147
Why so aggressive?
1 hours later 1024174 Anonymous
>>1024162
I've been told that so many times myself that it just really pisses me off when I hear it.
"We don't wear nametags, you know" might be a good one. I read it in furry porn.
1 hours later 1024175 Anonymous
>>1023559
"Then why does my dick smell like your dad's ass?"
3 hours later 1024947 Anonymous
i dont get it, gay people want to be accepted as normal but are offended when people see them as normal and not "like gay'
3 hours later 1025050 Anonymous
>hook up with hot dude off hookup site
>pick him up from his place and drive around
>hot dude turns out to be a drag queen(not in drag when we meet, but he tells me about himself)
>smoke a little weed
>suddenly hot drag queen dude grabs me by the face and shakes me yelling
>YOU CANT BE GAY! YOU JUST CANT BE GAY!
>prove otherwise to him in the back seat of my car
>drop him back off at his place
>starts jumping up and down with his hands clasped together BEGGING and PLEADING nearly in tears
>"PLEASE CALL ME! PLEAASEE!!"
>o-ok dude
>never call him again
its a compliment, it means youre all manly.
3 hours later 1025095 Anonymous
>>1023565
best one.
3 hours later 1025124 Anonymous
>>1024174
That's a good one, I might use it. If anyone asks I'll say I got it from a guy on the internet who read it in furry porn.
3 hours later 1025130 Anonymous
>>1024947
Because it implies that gay people aren't usually normal, genius.
3 hours later 1025131 Anonymous (1370060743176.jpg 454x349 16kB)
I get so fucking mad when people say that.
>prefer girly guys to manly guys
>"gee Anon, that's not very gay of you"
well SORRY I don't conform to your idea of "Gay" that you clearly only get from cable TV and magazines.
I get the same shit for liking Tomboys. It's insufferable.
>boyish girls? That's gay.
it's not gay! I mean, I am pretty gay but that isn't the point. If I were a straight man who liked Tomboys, I wouldn't be gay. I have to make a stand for straight men who like short-haired master race everywhere and end this stereotype.
3 hours later 1025158 Anonymous
>>1025131
>prefer girly guys to manly guys
>"gee Anon, that's not very gay of you"
What. I like girly guys, but I'm only recently out of the closet so I've never gotten that before. Is it a common belief? ...why?
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