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2013-07-27 09:58 1019531 whitewash (1389441-untitledlkiuj_fat_buu_happy_super.jpg 400x300 19kB)
What would you like most in a bf/gf that has nothing to do with looks?

1 min later 1019535 Anonymous
That he can handle my Bipolar Disorder And cuddles. And being soulmate-tier, someone I can grow old and explore life with with (looks fade either way).

5 min later 1019552 Anonymous
>>1019531 Shares the same interests, not very outgoing or a social freak... smart.

10 min later 1019587 whitewash
>>1019552 this

20 min later 1019628 Anonymous
>>1019531 A better question would be...if they developed an effective medication for autism, would you take it?

35 min later 1019694 Anonymous
>>1019531 They have some of the same interests. Why is it so hard to find a gay guy that likes Magic the Gathering, Anime, or Video Games. All of the gay gamers I meet are CoD fags that I can't discuss Shin Megami Tensei with.

39 min later 1019724 Anonymous
Likes touching, see everyday, has same hobbies as I or willing to try. Has wide array of interests, esp. human life and is presentable and understanding.

44 min later 1019741 Anonymous
>>1019531 the ability to spend all our time together without getting on each others' nerves

45 min later 1019745 Anonymous
>>1019724 >Likes touching, see everyday Oh man, we would be the biggest mismatch ever >No PDA >Don't touch me all the fucking time, if you want to be attached to someone continuously crawl back up your mother's uterus >It's okay if you want to spend time with me, but I'll be dead before I spend 24 hours attached to you, please go to the other side of the room and read a book or some shit, like are we even seperate entities? Fuck off >Don't keep forcibly cuddling up against me at night changing positions with me everywhere, an insect's fart wakes me the fuck up, respect my sleeping habits, cunt. Worst is if they first wake you up with this shit and then instead of going back to sleep (which I can't anyway because you're attached to me holy fuck) they start kissing you >I don't want to see you every fucking day, fuck off. I have friends I've known for 10 years that I don't want to see every day. In fact, 1 or 2 days a week is enough, and then without having to forcibly spend time on each other all the time, I have shit to do Also must have a sense of humor and liking Star Trek is a plus.

45 min later 1019746 Anonymous
>>1019694 Introduce them to it?

52 min later 1019770 Anonymous
>>1019694 You just described every gay man my age I have ever met. Move to Victoria BC.

58 min later 1019791 WHOA
>>1019770 >moving to victoria in thirty-five days as of midnight OH MY GOD TELL ME HOW IS IT /anxiouity

59 min later 1019797 Anonymous
>>1019535 This. If you could stay alive as well that would be great. No pressure though. I know how it is sometimes.

1 hours later 1019806 Anonymous
>>1019797 emotional overattachment pls why do I always attract emotionally needy shits like you

1 hours later 1019818 Anonymous
>>1019806 Sorry, I was unclear. I have a mood disorder too and my ex died suddenly. I meant to be adding an addendum to your list.

1 hours later 1019827 Anonymous
>>1019818 >>1019806 yeah, ANON jesus c

1 hours later 1019830 Anonymous
>>1019818 oh sry bru

1 hours later 1019870 Meowska Pizza and weed. (image.jpg 321x720 83kB)
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1 hours later 1019893 Anonymous
>>1019531 playing vidya cuddles likes computer science/history studious most important: happiness i don't really care about look actually, I like everyone for their caricatural traits, I think that's what give people their personality and it's what make people different and interesting in their own way.

1 hours later 1019906 Anonymous
I need somebody to watch Magical Girl anime, My Little Pony, and play Tales of Symphonia co-op with me.

1 hours later 1019930 Anonymous
>>1019791 Victoria is a university town across the water from Hollywood North with a very strong arts community. In other words, flooded with young gays. Beautiful weather all year round means athletes actually come here to train long-term. Big, easy to access communities for yoga, biking, rock-climbing, running, hiking, rowing, LARP, whatever mean finding really fit sexy people is very easy. Giant nerd culture here. Anything you'll find on /tg/ has a army of adherents in town. Gorgeous, gorgeous nature everywhere, especially if you go up island. Make a point of exploring or getting local friends to take you to their favs. Also best region on earth to grow weed. "Trade" along the pacific rim means other drugs are all plentiful too. If you're seriously that nervous though, I have a friend who started up a "gaymers" group. I could put you in touch if you want.

1 hours later 1019932 Anonymous
>>1019830 It's okay. You didn't know.

1 hours later 1019940 Anonymous
>>1019906 In other words, you're a manchild trapped in your mother's basement looking for another manchild trapped in his mother's basement?' That, or you're just looking for a vidya buddy with sex on top of it

1 hours later 1019943 Anonymous
>>1019797 ;_; What mood disorder have you got?

1 hours later 1019955 WHOA
>>1019930 wow. sick. although i actually am from vancouver (going to UVic because UBC is too hxcore) and as a white guy, let me say: >wo de zhōngwen bu hao

1 hours later 1019979 Anonymous
>>1019943 Major depression. I had a Type 2 Bipolar diagnosis, but it's been so long since I had a manic episode I kind of doubt them being a recurring thing now. GAD too. Possible PTSD from the fire. I have a much shorter temper than I used to now. I think that's it.

1 hours later 1019998 Anonymous (1360809737230.gif 451x274 1213kB)
>>1019955 >although i actually am from vancouver (going to UVic because UBC is too hxcore) and as a white guy, let me say: >>wo de zhōngwen bu hao Uh, okay. I guess there are a lot of asian ESL students here? Not sure what you mean.

2 hours later 1020101 Anonymous
>>1019746 It doesn't work that way. >>1019770 How easy is it for an American to get citizenship in Canada? That's a long ways from Jacksonville,FL

2 hours later 1020105 Anonymous
>>1020101 >It doesn't work that way. Yes it does, they might like it

2 hours later 1020117 Anonymous
>>1020101 I have no idea, I've never had to get a new citizenship. Harper has been slowly making our immigration policies narrower and narrower, but I think Americans still have fairly easy access. I knew a few kids with dual citizenships in highschool.

2 hours later 1020123 Anonymous
>>1020105 Trust me I have tried. >>1020117 I see. The idea sounds very enticing but I don't know if I could uproot my whole life just for a chance at finding someone.

2 hours later 1020125 Anonymous
>>1019940 Wrong. I'm a manchild trapped in a shitty house while I slowly climb up the economic ladder. Gee, get your shit right. >or you're just looking for a vidya buddy with sex on top of it You mean that's not the same thing? Oh wait, I forgot we were living in the era of "I ONLY PLAY 'M' RATED GAMES FOR MATURE GAMERS SUCH AS MYSELF."

3 hours later 1020196 Anonymous
>>1019745 I can't imagine why you'd have trouble finding someone..

3 hours later 1020207 Anonymous
>>1020196 I don't have trouble finding people, I attract all sorts of emotionally needy manchildren. >muh cuddles >muh kisses

3 hours later 1020218 Anonymous
Common interests, ///Understand and stupport///(I think this is the most important thing in a long lasting relationship of two persons that love eachother. Bonus points if extroverted because I find it really charming.

4 hours later 1020258 Anonymous
>>1019745 Where are you from?

4 hours later 1020273 Anonymous
>>1020258 Netherlands

4 hours later 1020287 Anonymous
>>1020273 Gaaf. Too bad I'm kinda hung up on an American girl, you sound like you're my type of person.

4 hours later 1020326 Anonymous (MajinBuuMAD.png 830x623 542kB)
>>1019531 >MFW ill never be majin buu

4 hours later 1020330 Anonymous
>>1020287 Cool. High five.

5 hours later 1020382 Anonymous (sucking at high fives.jpg 1405x1077 602kB)
>>1020330

5 hours later 1020400 Anonymous
I want them to have a passion of their own, not necessarily related to mine. I used to date this girl who's hobby was making her own chocolate, she was a fun and interesting girl. Of course it could be anything: reading, vidya, fashion ...

5 hours later 1020409 _shark_ (tumblr_mhlkofhJSI1r2lohvo1_500.jpg 480x692 83kB)
>>1019745 lost me at Star Trek. >>1019870 yeeee as for my requirements... >collected and details oriented >has your shit together and figured out >cocktail party sociable, conversationalist >hobbies and interests >independent, has own friends >openish relationship come unto me

5 hours later 1020416 Anonymous
One of the following: Either you have to be a worthwhile human being. But I haven't met any of those. Or you have to let me stick my dick in your pooper, then fucking leave.

5 hours later 1020418 Anonymous (Enjoying life.png 452x419 216kB)
>>1020416 God damn that's edgy

5 hours later 1020427 Anonymous
>>1020418 You stupid sack of shit. It's not edgy when you are actually giving your real opinion. Being edgy is when you're fake in a way that's meant to get you attention by pretending to be hardcore.

6 hours later 1020521 Anonymous (wutwutwut.png 344x320 115kB)
>>1020418 >>1020427 He just called you a stupid sack of shit 3edgy5me bro

6 hours later 1020548 Anonymous
Someone else said "Available," as in "often has free time to spend with me," and that's pretty important. I have stopped calling guys when they tell me they have other plans a few times too many.

6 hours later 1020554 _shark_
>>1020548 maybe they just wanted you as a bootycall hombre

6 hours later 1020564 Anonymous
A good imagination for sexual roleplay

6 hours later 1020606 Anonymous (Forever_Alone.png 898x1042 59kB)
>>1019531 I just need somebody to love. Literally. You just need to breath and be male.

6 hours later 1020645 Anonymous (Adorable.png 645x428 93kB)
>>1019694 Marry me?

6 hours later 1020682 Anonymous
I don't want to be treated like garbage. I want someone I can grow with and evolve with, become a better person with and help them become a better person too. I want good communication. I don't want drugs in our life at all. I don't want someone who'll manipulate me into doing things or test me, you know? I'm fairly open-minded and open to change too.

7 hours later 1020740 Anonymous
>>1020606 Jeez, what's wrong? I've never even held hands, and don't even have friends. Yet I don't feel so desperate.

7 hours later 1020743 Anonymous (American Psycho.gif 500x250 488kB)
They need to be fucking nuts. It's not healthy for me or for them but the only people I'm really attracted too.are balls to the wall crazy.

10 hours later 1021483 Anonymous
I would love a BF with i could play videogames XD, well... in general like everyone else, Shares the same interests

10 hours later 1021496 Anonymous
>>1019694 There's always gay guys who like those things, you just have to know where to look, for example: i like all those things, so... now you know that not all gay gamers are the CoD "gamers"...

10 hours later 1021507 Anonymous
GF that lets me fuck her with my girl-cock..

10 hours later 1021530 Anonymous
NICENESS PLEASE ;D

10 hours later 1021569 Anonymous
>>1020740 This. Never had friends. Never held anyone. Never kissed anyone. How am I supposed to have expectations? Basically accept whatever comes.

12 hours later 1022214 Anonymous
>>1019694 >Shin Megami Tensei I love you.

12 hours later 1022283 Anonymous
>>1019694 >weeb shit >trading cards >ever Not even once. Would rather date a CoDfag fag.

13 hours later 1022368 Anonymous
A big cock. Seriously, 7.5 inches or bigger. Oh cmon, you fags know very well that if it isn't all about the face and general appearance (clothes and naked), it comes down to the cock. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves.

13 hours later 1022403 Anonymous
>>1022368 >A big cock. Seriously, 7.5 inches or bigger. >boyfriend's ex was 8 inches, and thick Kill me.

13 hours later 1022435 Anonymous
>>1019531 Someone who has a good sense of humor. Preferably the type who doesn't get offended easily. I like those kinds of people because even though they can joke about anything, they are actually really sweet people who you can easily relate to (well, for me that is).

13 hours later 1022440 Anonymous
they have to be ticklish, dominating and good at hugging. So I can wrestle for sex and tickle and hug them and shit. I think tickling guys is the most adorable thing.

13 hours later 1022447 Anonymous
>>1019531 him to have a horse penis

13 hours later 1022454 Anonymous
>>1022403 That's why I got the face and general appearance. Sorry anon :/

13 hours later 1022466 Anonymous
>>1019531 a personality similar to mine >tfw my best friend and I are like kindred spirits in this respect, but he is hetero

13 hours later 1022507 Anonymous (1367180012820.gif 600x539 676kB)
I just want a guy with an honest interest in music. He doesn't have to play an instrument or anything, but he has to love the hunt for new stuff, have a big library starting off, and the open mindedness to listen to something he isn't used to from beginning to end. >tfw I'll never find this.

13 hours later 1022531 Anonymous
>>1022507 Move to LA in a few months and say hi to me. We can see how it goes from there :)

14 hours later 1023124 Anonymous (946603_10201721946589581_1825250232_n.jpg 480x640 27kB)
>>1022507 Or you could always come over to Illinois... I'll be waiting

15 hours later 1023271 Anonymous
He needs to have an open mind about music, seeing as I play a shit ton of it. Mostly folk/punk stuff. Preferably an anarchist. Also liking vidya would be sweet, and if he played plannetside 2 I'd be really happy. And he has to cuddle. God I love cuddling. Also he should prefer to top.

15 hours later 1023310 Anonymous
Someone who actually gives a shit about me. That's about it.

15 hours later 1023380 Anonymous
>>1023310 this

15 hours later 1023394 twerk it (100083659.jpg 240x360 23kB)
a collection of slutty helmut lang for me to wear

15 hours later 1023473 Anonymous (21_HL.jpg 720x439 110kB)
>>1023394 some HL sculture for you to play with would be even better

15 hours later 1023499 twerk it (the pod.jpg 959x639 90kB)
>>1023473 couldn't hurt to have some mollino chairs for me to make slutty poses on next to some brancusi sculptures but i'd trade it all for a rick bed with mink sheets to lay nude on top of

15 hours later 1023551 Anonymous (happyface.jpg 634x311 86kB)
Never thought about it. I like spending most of my time alone. I guess they show up whenever I call them, they demand nothing of me and they suck my dick whenever. Also, no eye contact + immediately leaving after said sucking. Maybe I should just get a prostitute

15 hours later 1023562 Anonymous (martin-margiela-green-recycled-lamp.jpg 475x378 26kB)
>>1023499 don't forget the margiela lamps for lighting when taking nudes

15 hours later 1023579 twerk it (Lovecraft3.jpg 250x296 20kB)
>>1023562 >shining light on a rick bed

15 hours later 1023601 Anonymous
>>1023579 black shades man, black shades. ricky would approve

16 hours later 1023617 twerk it (yogsothoth.jpg 959x639 123kB)
>>1023601 ur supposed to unlight it with nethercandles

16 hours later 1023649 Anonymous
>>1023617 but but ricky would not approve of totally copying his nest though!

17 hours later 1024135 Anonymous
>>1022283 If that's what you like. >>1022214 I love you too. >>1021496 Where do you live? >>1020645 Okay?

17 hours later 1024376 Anonymous (f96133ee4b4239a4f0afd14a95fe65b5.jpg 800x685 354kB)
>>1019940 A-Are you saying that you're a manchild and that you want to hook up?

17 hours later 1024384 Anonymous
Honesty. It seems like it's the one thing I can never find.

21 hours later 1025989 Anonymous
Some tough, stubborn, independent characteristics would be nice to find in a boyfriend. Don't think I'm some weepy bottom who needs to dissolve himself in a stronger man's strength, or something like that. In fact, I give off a pretty tough, confident vibe myself. As a result of this, lots of insecure, wimpy guys have glommed onto me in the past. These guys tend to cause drama, make poor decisions, and constantly suffer from emotional crises. Of course, I don't mind giving a guy close emotional support when he needs it. I like knowing that I'm taking good care of the guy I happen to adore. But when a guy's too needy, it leaves me feeling like I've been drained by a vampire... Even tough, reserved guys like me like to feel safe and protected sometimes. But it's pretty fucking hard to feel "safe" in the arms of a dude if I can't even trust him to keep /himself/ safe. TL;DR I want to fuck a confident bottom whose judgment and wisdom I trust (but in the body of a slim cutie) Oh yeah... I also seriously question the emotional experience of people who say shit like, "my partner has to share my interest in [insert weeaboo hobby]." I mean, wouldn't you rather date someone who might expose you to media/ideas/tastes you didn't know about before, rather than eliminating people because they don't share your exact tastes (which might change next fucking month)? Anyway you can always come back to Shin Megami Tensei after you end up foreveralone.jpg, it'll always be there for you,but the cuties might not Shin Megami Tensei will always be there to come back to

21 hours later 1026215 Anonymous
>>1025989 Well put, friend. I cannot always be the pillar of strength in the relationship. I want a partner I can trust to come through for me as often as I do for them.

22 hours later 1026375 Anonymous
Just a guy who likes to smoke weed and watch cartoons/play video games while cuddling. A guy who is super relaxed and doesn't bitch or take offense to every little thing. Also super rough and passionate sex after working out at the gym is nice too.

22 hours later 1026419 Anonymous
My cock.

22 hours later 1026452 Anonymous
>>1019531 bi guy here its weird for me boy: sissy beta someone i can dominate in the bedroom and kind of irl pretty much a shy girl in a mans body girl: assertive dosen't need me to protect her i still dominate during sex thought also >>1026419 you win my heart

22 hours later 1026461 A+
my clitty.

28 hours later 1027629 Anonymous
Honestly; someone who has a passion for something and we carry a few common interests. Preferably vidya, reading, TV shows/movies, or music.

28 hours later 1027634 Anonymous
>I get along very well with people who have introduced me to new interests. We wouldn't need identical interests so much as compatible ones. >Space-wise time together is nice though I've got things to do and hopefully they would too, probably meeting a for a few days every few weeks and a day out whenever is best. >I suppose we'd be good friends too, so that could mean playing games, or having discussions or whatever tickles-your-pickle. >Hugs and all that, I'm also very ticklish so that's even better. >I'm told I'm very chilled, and aren't quick to take offense, hopefully they'd have a similar sense of humour. >They would be the top, some wrestling and bondage wouldn't go amiss.

28 hours later 1027723 Anonymous
A lack of bitterness.

29 hours later 1027790 Anonymous
>>1019531 For them to actually exist.

32 hours later 1028256 kodi
If he's into horror films, competitive gaming, and neck biting. Would be a huge plus if he's a bit tidy too, because I sure am not :P

34 hours later 1028939 Anonymous
>>1019531 loyalty

35 hours later 1029067 Anonymous
he has to be able to play music

35 hours later 1029076 Anonymous
that he's okay with me being clingy that he's quiet I talk a lot generally, but when it comes to relationships, talking a lot sort of drains me.

35 hours later 1029077 Anonymous
>>1019531 Can handle be being an aspie. Uses GNU/Linux, preferably from the FSF approved freetard list. Interested in hiking, camping, and crap like that.

35 hours later 1029130 Anonymous (1373671867232.jpg 1024x686 261kB)
>>1029077 I...love those things... Except the Asperger's part, but I'm sure its something I could work with if it wasn't too severe. I'm not exactly the most social person myself. >>1025989 That's certainly a good point, but I wouldn't want an extreme of one side or the other. I would want someone to share a number of my interests, otherwise we wouldn't have much to go on. I'd like each other to be into some different stuff though as well so that we can learn to appreciate those things or even come to like doing them as well.

35 hours later 1029199 Anonymous
They need to be self-sufficient. Nothing is worse than a person who cannot cook for themselves, or fix a flat if they need to. I want to date a person, not mother them.

35 hours later 1029235 Anonymous (1369234177527.jpg 1920x1200 705kB)
He's got to be a goth.

46 hours later 1033340 Anonymous
a guy who isn't super clingy who can also lead conversations with people that I like I can just sit there and listen to them for days, and a guy who doesn't mind me being a bit chubby.

48 hours later 1033746 Anonymous
I have a girlfriend already, so... >knows how to handle my self-esteem issues I'm not saying just telling me what I want to hear, but telling me what I need to hear.

48 hours later 1033795 Anonymous
>Be a bit on the clingy side >Play the vidya >Want to cuddle/kiss/etc more than sex

48 hours later 1033800 Anonymous
Monogamous, a top, and willing to get cutesy with me in public.

48 hours later 1033808 Anonymous
>levity because it makes everything better >goofiness within reason because it balances well >super loyal because I am too loves music so we can listen to it a lot >willing to be vulnerable so I can be protective (and see what he's really about) >diverse interests so we can enjoy many things >is cool with space and my inconsistencies >has a drive of his own, we should both be improving ourselves >not super judgmental, it's stressful and makes me feel like explaining shit This is just like "my dream house would be....", I don't rigidly require all of this. It would just be some amazing twist of fate or w/e. I just want someone I feel is good and who I can be good to.

48 hours later 1033814 Anonymous
>>1019694 All of that shit sounds pretty fucking gay, so I don't know why it is so hard.

48 hours later 1033832 Anonymous
>implying you people would be with a guyas big as buu get real.

48 hours later 1033851 Anonymous
not being on the polar opposite of the political spectrum liking watching shit tons of movies, especially bad ones and either not having a problem with the amount i drink or sharing my love of lady liquor

50 hours later 1034048 Anonymous (image.jpg 536x394 49kB)
>>1025989 Where have you been all my life?!?

53 hours later 1034492 Anonymous (1360678064464.jpg 350x416 54kB)
>>1022507 I'm studying composition right now. Come feel me brah.

53 hours later 1034497 Anonymous
>>1033832 >implying I would get with a guy smaller than buu Let's get real, fat is better.

53 hours later 1034523 Anonymous
>>1034497 chubby chaser detected.

53 hours later 1034535 Anonymous
>>1034523 don't have to chase em far, fuckers can't run.

53 hours later 1034555 Anonymous
>>1034497 chase me pls

53 hours later 1034572 Anonymous
>>1034555 straya?

53 hours later 1034600 Anonymous
>>1034572 america :(

53 hours later 1034624 Anonymous
>>1022507 Sounds like me, and I also study composition.

53 hours later 1034649 Anonymous
>>1019531 Someone I can argue with. Having the same interests is all nice, but I've been with some people who can't handle criticism of their favorite "X." The two longest relationships I've had were with people that I could essentially argue with for hours on end (1.5 and 2.5 years respectively). I once dated a guy who was a complete yes-man and it was the most annoying couple of months of my life. >>1034497 Just not morbidly obese. Once dated someone that a fucking pressure ulcer because his belly kept rubbing against his belt buckle. It was fucking atrocious.

54 hours later 1034862 Anonymous
>>1024135 Dominican Republic... I'm always far from everyone so i never expect to find someone in the internet i could meet in RL

54 hours later 1034867 Anonymous
a 7 figure salary

54 hours later 1034875 Anonymous
Someone who likes to pop my zits and scratch my head and back for hours.

54 hours later 1034879 Anonymous
>>1025989 I completely agree with you in both things, but remenber that is kind of sad when you like X thing and your bf/gf hate it, most of the people here aren't asking to have a BF/GF who likes exactly the same things, but someone which they can do some of the things they also like, is always pretty cool to find someone who can introduce you into new things :D

54 hours later 1034913 Anonymous
>>1034649 Yeah i know how you feel, i hate when i'm talking with someone and say something and he/she is just like: "yes" "aja" "you´re right", i mean that's like saying... "I don't give a fuck", i like to discuss about different topics, we may like the same things, but that doesn't mean that we are the same person, i won't always agree with you and just because i don't agree with you doesn't mean that you're wrong....

55 hours later 1035118 Anonymous
That he/she is fine with my infantilism.

57 hours later 1035656 Anonymous
>>1021507 >girl-cock.. trannies pls go

58 hours later 1036092 Anonymous
>>1034649 >>1034913 Whenever I had disagreements like that with my ex all it did was cause a lot of stress between us. I liked having us discuss stuff in detail when we were both on the same page about it.

59 hours later 1036433 Anonymous
>>1036092 I've had disagreements with my ex's before and it never really caused anything but momentary stress. It's nice to have subjects we can both agree on (and that's not to say that we never did), but it's boring to have someone who can't think for themselves and just goes with the flow.

59 hours later 1036481 Anonymous
>>1036433 It wasn't implied that they either of us wouldn't think for ourselves. Just that we shared the same viewpoints on most things. I would certainly not want a yes man. A yes man would not be able to discuss a subject in detail if they agreed with you on it.

63 hours later 1037950 Anonymous (618px-Naruto_believe.jpg 618x464 40kB)
>>1034649 see that's the issue. Fat cunts = all I'm attracted to. But. I'm a gym junkie and simultaneously find fat people disgusting.

64 hours later 1038495 Anonymous
>>1034875 A monkey, then.

64 hours later 1038519 Anonymous
>>1035656 I think that since it's been a full day since they posted that then they probably already left, you silly shit.

65 hours later 1039208 Anonymous
>>1037950 So you like fat guys but also find them disgusting ._.?

66 hours later 1039252 Anonymous
plays retro games and is good at them ;____;

66 hours later 1039257 Anonymous
>>1037950 take me under your wing & shape me.

66 hours later 1039274 Anonymous
>>1039252 I can beat Super Metroid in under an hour in-game time. Is that good enough for you, dad?!? DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?

66 hours later 1039326 Anonymous
>>1039274 that's good. now b cute and live where I live

66 hours later 1039365 Anonymous
>>1039326 I actually already have a boyfriend, sorry. I'm just big into speedrunning. I'm thinking of picking up Link to the Past soon. Probably just for Master Sword races, though. It's so crazy optimized that running any other category is just way beyond me.

66 hours later 1039476 Anonymous
>>1039365 dont waste his time then idiot.

66 hours later 1039509 Anonymous
>>1039365 it's okay cause I dunno what you look like or anything else about you.

66 hours later 1039552 Anonymous
>>1039476 Hey, how about you go fuck yourself? If he's seriously looking for love on an anonymous image board, then his time is worthless and unwastable anyway.

66 hours later 1039565 Anonymous
>>1039552 it's actually not. I found my last bf on here and it lasted 4 years. >always hopeful :)

66 hours later 1039583 Anonymous
>>1039565 You can find love. I....actually met the boyfriend I mentioned on /tg/. But it's a silly place to actually look for it. If it happens, it happens. But it's not a dating site.

67 hours later 1039595 Anonymous
>>1039583 I wish it was because where I live its hard to find good people who share my interests. a lot of people on this website do ;____;

67 hours later 1039670 Anonymous
>ctrl+f "money" >None found Liars

67 hours later 1039704 Anonymous
>>1039670 Someone said 7 figure income.

67 hours later 1039718 Anonymous
>Older than me, mature and sorted out >Deep, smooth voice >Cynical sense of humour, someone who knows how to handle sarcasm because I have a bad habit of taking the piss >At least a partial interest in music, maybe not the kind of person that plays an instrument or goes to gigs but someone who is at least musically minded >Someone really considerate that's willing to take things as slowly as I need to >Always willing to hang out after a shit day just to make me feel better I'm not sure I deserve all those things but you know. In a perfect world. I prefer guys like 20 years older than me, too. So that's probably not gonna happen.

67 hours later 1039760 Anonymous
Doctor Professor Boyfriend ;_________;

68 hours later 1039860 Anonymous (911shirt.jpg 474x600 92kB)
bi female here both sexes: >not prone to drama or expressing themselves in BIG AND DRASTIC ways. this is probably the most important thing. >adventurous, open to trying new things >mature, (mentally) flexible >secure in themselves, or at least not cripplingly insecure >worldly, doesn't judge people or ideas without reason >not overly invested in politics or religion >shares my sense of humor >kink-friendly, comfortable with sex, and willing to try new things in bed female: >openly and visibly (ok i'm cheating a little on this one) queer. girly-girl femmes tend to intimidate me in unappealing ways. >not politically l, b, and/or t male: >feminist, or at least conscious of women's rights, rape culture etc. (HATE ME NOW?) >understands that chivalry for its own sake is vastly overrated

68 hours later 1040000 Anonymous (My inevitable death and disintegration makes me fucking chill.jpg 500x311 39kB)
>>1019531 Chill, down to earth. No stupid petty bullshit you know, no anxiety, not high maintenance, no nitpicking, not easily scared or upset, just knows what's important in life and wants to be happy.

68 hours later 1040053 Anonymous (sexy-as-fuck.jpg 618x800 59kB)
I want a guy who is intelligent, sweet, and geeky. Not the "geek" type that buys graphic-tees with ponies on them or plays MTG. I mean like a real geek, the ones that have an eye for practicality and purposeful design. I find myself most attracted to shy guys who are interested in engineering and hard sciences. One such guy I like to fantasize about is a former roommate I had while I was at university. We were good friends. He was about 6' stocky build w/ glasses, a mechanical engineering student. He is one of the most well-mannered and moral people I've ever met. I feel warm and happy when I think about him. Too bad he's straight, I'll have to settle for having him as a friend.

68 hours later 1040063 Anonymous
>>1021569 >judging your self-worth based on your sexual experience What did the feminists do to you?

68 hours later 1040093 Anonymous (1347552938.danboyya2000_saba-3_s_.jpg 725x1145 413kB)
>>1040053 I like that picture. Lemme guess, you're a furry?

68 hours later 1040120 Anonymous
Somebody who won't leave me. Uh... yeah.

68 hours later 1040122 Anonymous (aZPxBz3_700b_v3.jpg 600x4000 439kB)
>>1040063 He's probably more on the extroverted side, but due to whatever circumstances couldn't get friends/laid Some people NEED interaction to feel good, for other people it would be nice but it's not ABSOLUTELY necessary to live

68 hours later 1040176 Anonymous
>>1040122 is this comic supposed to make introverts look like selfish autists, or is that just the selfish autist in me talking?

69 hours later 1040207 Anonymous (redpanda.jpg 500x647 124kB)
>>1040093 I like furry stuff (art, porn, costumes, etc) but don't feel like I'm an animal in a man's body or anything like that.

69 hours later 1040209 Anonymous
I just want someone that's allright with having a cripple for a boyfriend (I've got CRPS, and have trouble walking) and can take my clingyness. I'm going to be forever alone.

69 hours later 1040219 Anonymous
>>1040176 Eh, it may be selfish, but every introvert can agree that socializing is draining. Like, it ain't nothing personal, I love my friends to death and I love being with them, but I hate if they want me to go out more than twice a week. I need lots of time by myself, to think and recharge. If I turn someone down it's not because I don't think they're cool - it's just because I'm not up for socializing at the time.

69 hours later 1040244 Anonymous
>>1040209 Surely you can find the equivalent of a chaser for handicapped.

69 hours later 1040296 Anonymous
>>1040209 Awwww. I hope you find someone. I don't know why, but I find you really cute already. Chin up :)

69 hours later 1040377 Anonymous (1322720558.alyxandrdingo_wintericons.png 800x400 254kB)
>>1040207 Neither do I. The majority of furries aren't like that either. Those people are called "Therians" and I like to avoid them, heh. So what kind of sciences do you enjoy? I love astronomy, physics, meteorology, and geology.

69 hours later 1040391 Anonymous (1375041884506.jpg 1280x1024 795kB)
>>1039208 don't ask me to explain I'm at a fucking loss. Stupid dick. >>1039257 This is what would happen if I bothered to get a BF. First of all aside from the rounds of "wait why are you dating him" and the awkwardness of explaining that dem rolls get some angle on my dangle. Followed by the fact I'd eventually make them go to the gym because their pathetic bitching about how insecure they are would annoy me. Then after a while they wouldn't be fat anymore so I wouldn't be attracted to them so guess who's getting McDropped? lel fuck life.

69 hours later 1040426 Anonymous (Nah I'm chill bra.jpg 500x374 67kB)
>>1040207 I'm not really a furry. Nor do I give 2 shits about animal traits to the art but fuck oh my god do they push out a shit ton of fetish material about the stuff I like. Just every night when it's fap time there's at least 15 tabs of new fap material waiting for me.

69 hours later 1040430 Anonymous
similar sense of humor. smarter than me, but doesn't know it (ie has something to offer in the intellectual department but won't be smug about it or feel like she's settling). a similar contempt for all people and things.

69 hours later 1040449 Anonymous (thunder nips.jpg 600x590 62kB)
>>1040430 I feel this. Basically I figured out a while ago that what you want is somebody smart as fuck but smart in different ways to you. E.G I'm a musician, somebody like a graphic designer would be excellent because we both know a lot but in different areas so there's like 0 overlap. The other will constantly impress the other with abilities and knowledge. It's win win.

69 hours later 1040472 Anonymous
I love guys that are masculine but submissive.

70 hours later 1040597 Anonymous (src_1330119598218.png 493x402 9kB)
>>1040377 When I was younger I was very interested in geology and collected all kind of rocks and crystals. Physics is a favorite because it serves as a foundation for understanding the rest of natural science, provides applications for much of the calculus engineering students have to learn, and is a critical piece in understanding electronics. I loved the astronomy class I took at community college, but they only offered a 101 or I would have done more. I've had a growing interest in chemistry that peaked recently when I started applying my limited knowledge in practical ways. I think I'll try to fit an organic chem class in sometime this year. For formal sciences, my favorite fields are math, logic, and theoretical computer science. I love it when a task can be completed perfectly every time using a precise algorithm. I think I'd like to design embedded systems, preferably for industrial applications. I really enjoy working with low-level programming and plan to expand my personal exploration with a few new dev boards this year. Right now I've just got an Arduino and a couple TI launchpads, but I've liked what I've done so far and would like to move on to a more complicated project like programming a microcontroller to function as a video output that I could use for other projects.

70 hours later 1040668 Anonymous (nerdbyculpeofox.jpg 600x523 58kB)
>>1040597 Well, I suppose I'm not that in-depth haha. But I still appreciate a lot of it. I have a large mineral collection sitting in my closet because I haven't gone out rockhounding in while. And unfortunately I don't have a good telescope anymore so I haven't done much astronomy lately, but I hope to continue that soon. Watching a lot of sci-fi shows got me interested in astrophysics, but its more of just a discussion piece for me than anything practical. One thing I have been doing a lot of lately is storm chasing. I watch a detailed and precise radar everyday, and go out following storms around when a good opportunity comes. It's a good time of year for it here in Arizona too because it's the middle of the monsoon season right now.

70 hours later 1040679 Anonymous
>>1040668 Oh, and I'm currently working in IT right now. It's not the most technical of things, but it's what I'm good at and I enjoy it.

70 hours later 1040880 Anonymous (foxface3.png 446x455 157kB)
>>1040668 Do you have any interest in lapidary? I found out that a tile saw works well for cutting stones and I'd like to get one. It would be cool to turn some of the nicer looking stones in my collection into some type of functional art. >>1040679 What type of IT work do you do? I started fixing people's computers back when I was in middle school and in my community college days I was a computer lab tech. I got my A+ cert during spring break of my first year at uni, the test is expensive but not too hard for someone with practical experience. Something to consider if you are working for someone who cares about certs. When I was younger I would also play games with my friends all the time, and eventually I decided that it would be easier if I had a rack, so I bought a rack for $40 on craigslist and set it up in my room. With the help of my father, I got it wired up on it's own 30 amp circuit. That way I could run dedicated servers on headless boxes 24/7 without having to leave my gaming rig on all night.

70 hours later 1040894 Anonymous
>>1040472 This

71 hours later 1041026 Anonymous (1358882521.falvie_ucrodevil.png 400x850 504kB)
>>1040880 You're starting to overwhelm me now... I have my A+ cert, got it when I was 17. I work for a guy that has a mobile computer repair business, its on-call. I've never dealt with anything large-scale, but then again I live in a small town where those things aren't really common. I was going to the local community college to get an Associate's degree in Computer networking technology, but they didn't offer the higher-level classes. So I'll have to wait until I move elsewhere to finish that.

71 hours later 1041040 Anonymous
>>1041026 Oh heh, didn't notice the other part was to me. I had a rock tumbler when I was younger, heh. But I didn't do much with that. It was just one of those you could get out of a JCPenny catalog. >captcha: CALCULUS

71 hours later 1041143 Anonymous
>>1029130 My aspbergers isn't too bad. You'd have to expect literal responses from me for a lot of this, as well as me acting distant or otherwise occupied from time to time.

71 hours later 1041178 Anonymous (frands3.png 672x687 606kB)
>>1041026 >I have my A+ cert, got it when I was 17 I got mine when I was 18. When I was 17 I was busy finishing up my AA-DTA. >I work for a guy that has a mobile computer repair business, its on-call. I was once ran a house call type computer repair business. Usually it consisted of going to some old person's house to clear all the shit off their system or install some RAM. I don't really do it anymore because I got tired of dealing with the same stupid problems over and over. My frustrations were compounded when I switched to Linux because it revealed how many of the everyday problems experienced with Windows aren't even a problem in Linux. To fix the same silly problems hundreds of times is trivial and annoying. I can't even remember how many times I've installed Windows XP on freshly re-formatted drives. I'm glad I switched when I did though. I have worked on one Windows 8 laptop and did not enjoy it. I particularly don't like how it asks for your email address when you create an account on your own computer. >>1041040 I had a rock tumbler too! I don't think I ever got any of the fine grit that makes stones super shiny though. Without that grit, my rose quartz only really turned into slightly pinkish, smooth rocks. Falvie's art is really cute =3

71 hours later 1041201 Anonymous (1371059420.ruaidri_x003.jpg 1147x887 274kB)
>>1041178 You certainly got a head start. I guess I'm enjoying the mundane for the time being, its much simpler. I do get frustrated with some of the clueless older folks though, and I know I'll have to move up at some point. Most likely when I move. I dual-boot Linux and Windows but I find Linux has way too many problems for me and it's too complicated to deal with those problems most of the time. I do have much older hardware though, so that's probably the source of it. Yeah, Falvie's stuff is pretty cute. But a lot of it is very repetitive. Her art style doesn't have much variance. My favorite artist is Ruaidri.

72 hours later 1041351 Anonymous
I'd like a shy femmy geek who could tolerate my massive drinking problem and shit personality

72 hours later 1041395 Anonymous
>>1041351 I hope you're not fishing for a bite.

73 hours later 1041420 Anonymous (f8522802.jpg 1280x959 161kB)
>>1041201 >I'll have to move up at some point PC repair has been a solid source of income when you need it. It's a good skill to have and I'm glad I have it. Most people our age don't have a developed, marketable skill like that. >Linux has way too many problems for me If you're just getting started with Linux go for Ubuntu or one of it's derivatives if you want it to be easier. I tried starting with Debian and struggled before switching to Mint. I'm ready to move to something more advanced now, but have just been lazy about migrating to a new OS. Once you feel the power of the CLI you'll never want to go back. > My favorite artist is Ruaidri I like lots of artists including Rudari. I don't really have a favorite, but if I were to order them Meesh and Tokifuji would be near the top. I've been meaning to make a list of all the artists I like, but haven't been looking at porn as much the last few weeks. Powafoo, Azelyn, Slyus, Onta, Aogami, Keihound, twinkle-sez, and others would be found on the list of artists I like.

73 hours later 1041425 Anonymous
He reads Schopenhauer and plays vidya.

73 hours later 1041429 Anonymous
>>1041420 Slyus is definitely up there for me too. And I do use Ubuntu, though I run into way too many sound issues.

73 hours later 1041452 Anonymous (storm.jpg 850x531 118kB)
>>1041429 >Slyus is definitely up there for me too. I really like a lot of his work, it's just that it seems really slutty sometimes. I guess if I lived in a world of cute, horny animal people where STDs don't exist it'd be a bit more tempting to have unprotected sex with everybody in sight. I particularly liked the Warming up to Roommates series. >And I do use Ubuntu, though I run into way too many sound issues. I bet you could figure it out if you worked on it a bit. If you can't find anyone with your exact hardware, figure out what sound chip you've got and go from there. What caused you to be interested in storm chasing?

73 hours later 1041481 Anonymous
Someone I can tease and joke with, someone who asks me how I'm doing and how I feel, even though I don't usually have much to say. >>1026419

73 hours later 1041488 Anonymous Just die. (13747848281374784828602.jpg 604x257 33kB)
>>1041201 >>1041420

73 hours later 1041491 Anonymous
>>1041452 Oh don't tell me you like Pokemon too?! Sweet. I'm looking forward to X/Y but I don't have a 3DS yet. Yeah a lot of Slyus' stuff is orgies and such, I like more of his solo and one-on-one pictures. And I love Warming Up To Roommates, was the first thing of his I saw. The third one is apparently supposed to be coming out finally. The sound issues are something I've tried working on for a long time. It's all circumstantial and the conflicts come up with some applications and not with others. I honestly need to get newer hardware, I'm on an AMD Athlon XP with original DDR ram and a legacy NVIDIA GeForce FX4000 w/ 128mb ram that isn't even compatible with Windows 7. I had to force XP drivers to work with it... I've always loved storms and weather since I was a little kid. I remember watching the movie Twister and wishing I could do something like that one day. I get really excited when it gets stormy and I just head out in the worst of it. But listening to the rain and the rumbles with the window open at night is just as nice too :3 Anyway I gotta head to bed, if you wanna talk more I have Skype, I made a junk email you can send yours to.

73 hours later 1041498 Anonymous BREAKING NEWS, LGBT! (1370761948783.jpg 604x381 45kB)
>>1019531 >>1041395 >>1041425 Russians are into mandatory sex nullification! >>>/sci/5934583

73 hours later 1041500 Anonymous
>>1040053 >gay >moralfag Choose one.

76 hours later 1041747 Anonymous
>>1041429 Ohhh Slyus. My favourite <3 Just another semi-furry dropping by :3 (Canada)

76 hours later 1041778 Anonymous (CAM00035.jpg 2048x1536 340kB)
I just want someone to play my games with.

80 hours later 1042922 Anonymous
>>1040391 >Then after a while they wouldn't be fat anymore so I wouldn't be attracted to them so guess who's getting McDropped? lel fuck life. it would be worth it imo seeing as they wouldnt be fat anymore. they would be ready for the dating world.

80 hours later 1043053 Anonymous (1374380600307.jpg 259x231 27kB)
>this thread

80 hours later 1043101 Anonymous
>>1041778 you can't even play most of those games with another player. [spoiler]I'd play with you anon ;_;[/spoiler]

80 hours later 1043125 Anonymous (CAM00037.jpg 2048x1536 366kB)
>>1043101 True, but ones we can't play together We can take turns playing through and discuss.

81 hours later 1043140 Anonymous
>>1043125 you have shit taste in vidya

81 hours later 1043142 Anonymous
>>1043101 I just want to feel close to someone and build a lasting relationship. I have never had any close friends and the one relationship I had failed faster than it started. I'd even take my savings and move somewhere I've never been it would give me a shot a love.

81 hours later 1043157 Anonymous
>>1043140 >I have shit taste because I'm not a CoDfag. Fuck you,your first person shooters and your mmo's.

81 hours later 1043179 Anonymous
>>1043157 those are shit too fucking plebs plebbing it up

81 hours later 1043186 Anonymous
>>1043125 I'm playing through the DMC HD trilogy. You can help me out. I'm currently shit at it.

81 hours later 1043204 Anonymous
Kindness and understanding. Had an abusive childhood and seem to always attract and get involved with abusive narcissists. I would like to experience unconditional love. I would like to once in my life be hugged without having to ask.

81 hours later 1043378 Anonymous
Actually likes that I have a dick instead of treating it like an infection. >Tfw nobody wants lady dick

81 hours later 1043399 Anonymous
>>1043378 What about chaser scum?

81 hours later 1043466 Anonymous
>>1043399 Those aren't women at all

81 hours later 1043501 Anonymous
A relatively low sex drive. Last partner I had was the kind who pretty much just wanted to be physical all the time and sex gets so fucking boring very quickly for me.

81 hours later 1043521 Anonymous
>>1043053 >pic sauce pl0x

82 hours later 1043585 Anonymous
>>1043501 same I wanted more intimacy, and they wanted more sex :(

82 hours later 1043601 Anonymous
>>1043585 I wanted both...I got little of each.

82 hours later 1043661 Anonymous
>>1043179 What games are good in your "opinion".

82 hours later 1043737 Anonymous (7acff8d5e56a8c20c70d1a0b27b2a59c.jpg 999x582 70kB)
>>1043179 am i patrician yet?

82 hours later 1043763 Anonymous
>>1043521 artdecade

82 hours later 1043768 Anonymous (1337230843487.png 457x450 140kB)
>>1043737 That game was the jam of a lifetime.

82 hours later 1043775 Anonymous
>>1043763 thanks :3

82 hours later 1043777 Anonymous
>>1043737 Not my type of game. Looks boring.

82 hours later 1043785 Anonymous (f56.jpg 579x329 27kB)
>>1043777 Nice trips m8.

82 hours later 1043796 Anonymous
>>1043661 [spoiler]Morrowind[/spoiler]

82 hours later 1043806 Anonymous
>>1043785 It sold extremely well but nothing about it makes me want to play it.

82 hours later 1043843 Anonymous (1318593481508.gif 200x200 202kB)
>>1043796

103 hours later 1048956 Anonymous (human_benson_and_skips_by_adriofthedead-d4a6i7l.png 886x886 474kB)
>>1042922 It just means I'm sort of doomed unless I can find a mentally stable fat guy with no health issues who isn't a little bitch and is fine with me playing around with his gut and shit whilst still being attracted to the lean six pack type.

117 hours later 1054254 Anonymous
>>1037950 oh god this, sorta. I'm skinny and starting to work towards ottermode, I would probably die if I saw my weight go above 135 lbs unless I had a clearly good and defined body (I'm 5'11). I want to avoid getting chubby or even skinnyfat at all costs. Yet i love chub. I want something to squeeze and hold onto and play around with. I'd even go as far as to say that adonis underwear-model bodies are actually a turn-off to me.

119 hours later 1054834 Anonymous
>>1054254 Damn. I'm 6"3 and about 180-190 lb ish but I'm lean. It's really weird because I know sexually I would enjoy it A LOT if I was fat as a hippo but I know in the rest of my life I'd fucking hate it. I love being fit. I just don't find it attractive in any way.

120 hours later 1054897 Anonymous
i don't deserve one

129 hours later 1056159 Anonymous
>>1054834 yeah weight distributes weird in my body. I have a great metabolism, so I can eat whatever; as long as I work out a couple times in the week I'm good. If I worked out more I could be lean at a higher weight, but I took a long hiatus from my normal routine and it's hard to get back on track. I didn't want to sound ana from my previous post or anything, I mean I've never gone below 125 and I don't want to, that's spooky skeleton territory.

129 hours later 1056168 Anonymous
>>1048956 just whip the fat guy into shape.

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