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2013-07-27 04:22 1017695 Anonymous (657678678.jpg 500x333 15kB)
What do you think of "allies"?

17 min later 1017804 Anonymous
no

18 min later 1017812 Anonymous
What do you think of tooth decay?

25 min later 1017868 Anonymous
They get too much shit from the LGBT community. First it's "WAAHHH WAAHHH WHY ARE STRAIGHT PEOPLE SO MEAN TO US" and now that gay acceptance is starting to become more prevalent it's turned into "WAHHH WAHHH WHY ARE STRAIGHT PEOPLE SO NICE TO US" Honestly the more fucking people that are accepting of homosexuality the better, what would you rather have, eat da poo poo fucking Uganda death penalty shit for being gay?

28 min later 1017887 Anonymous
>>1017868 They don't love you. They just want a label to show how politically correct they are. Its a fad they're hooking onto.

29 min later 1017899 Anonymous
>>1017887 Careful don't cut me with that edge bro

35 min later 1017942 Anonymous
If I don't give a shit about who marries who and what they do in the privacy of their homes, does that make me an ally?

57 min later 1018103 Anonymous
>>1017695 i dont never had any

1 hours later 1018236 Dante
>>1017942 Yes, in the good sense. See, being an ally isn't something you do for attention, it's just "Hey, I'll leave LGBT people alone and let them work out their own issues". That's being an ally. Actually, that's just being a good person in general. The kindest thing we can do for each other is to just leave each other alone.

1 hours later 1018300 Anonymous
I think it's a really stupid term and I'm glad no one I know uses it

1 hours later 1018308 Anonymous
>>1018236 My friend told me I had to let him touch me on the penis in order to be a real ally.

1 hours later 1018312 Dante
>>1018308 Yeah that too. Penis touching is also a mark of a great ally.

1 hours later 1018401 Anonymous
I refuse to be an "ally" for an organization made up of loosly-connected smaller groups of whiny homosexuals. Supporter, certainly, but the term "ally" is condescending and stupid.

1 hours later 1018418 Anonymous
So long as they do not think that Allies get a place in the Acronym, I do not care. Sure, people agreeing that being mean to LGBT people is nice, and I do appreciate my supportive friends and junk. But that is just decent human behavior.

1 hours later 1018434 Anonymous
>I cry when I hear same love, >Tears run down my spine. >And I cry at every fag wedding, >Like the grooms are brothers of mine. >But I didn't give a shit in the 90's, >It just wasn't hip at the time. >So love me, love me, love me, I'm an ally.

2 hours later 1018494 Anonymous
A bunch of heterosexual cis white girls. No thanks.

3 hours later 1018850 Anonymous (sp_1503_clip11.jpg 480x360 50kB)
>>1017812

3 hours later 1018858 Anonymous
It's funny because "an ally" sounds like "anally" which is how gays bone each other.

3 hours later 1018873 Anonymous
I'm all for cishets who support LGBT causes, but too many of them are like this: http://littlestraightallythings.tum blr.com/

3 hours later 1018877 Anonymous
>>1018236 But that honestly seems more like indifference/outright apathy. If you're an 'ally' for saying 'I don't really give a shit, do whatever you want', Then essentially anyone who isn't outright homophobic is going to fall under that category, which makes it seem less about being supportive and more like wankery over "Well at least you're not being a dick; you're meeting the minimum standard of decency in how you treat gays, yay for you!" What the fuck is even the point of that? Shouldn't 'ally' mean something contiguous with 'supporter', and shouldn't that require some form of support outside of "Like I give a shit what the gays do"?

3 hours later 1018893 Anonymous
>>1018877 Allow me to assist in the penetration of your boyfriend.

3 hours later 1018894 Anonymous
Allies are wonderful. Allies were the first people I came out to. Allies have supported me all along. I love allies.

3 hours later 1018911 Anonymous
>>1018882 Eh, I can kind of understand that, though admittedly it's mostly just egoism. "Gays are fine, but lesbians might fuck me because they like women and I'm a woman." It's the same attitude as "OMG that guy was totally going to rape me because all men ever want to have sex with every woman in existence", or "Eww bro no homo I don't like the dick and clearly I am so attractive that I have to state this frequently lest I risk waking up with billions of cocks jammed up my oversensitive ass!"

3 hours later 1018987 Anonymous
>"Don't make fun of the poor little gay guys" >"lesbos are hot" >"I'm not gay, but" I hate the stigma our society gives us. I grew up deep south and yet I look at super femme gays weird. >tfw super qt short bottom but have to act straight or get assaulted >tfw i catch shit and get called a virgin by niggers and homophobes >tfw 18 and not age of majority I want to live in a gay community. Also I'm drunk.

4 hours later 1019029 Anonymous
>>1018987 Dude what part of the south are you in? Around here it's only white people that give me shit for being gay. If you live in a larger town or a city I get it. That's where the real niggers are.

4 hours later 1019083 Anonymous
>>1019029 alabama, got moved to the city by shitty circumstances. tl;dr i'm the only person in my family alive so I'm in foster care. the other day I wax walking the dog and I had an experience with a herd of niggers. >"Hey do y'all go to walker high?" >niggermumbleniggermumble >u got a condom? >"what the fuck no" >naw nigga he a virgin look at his glasses Needless to say I'm not going to walker high. There's an almost all white school that I'm begging dhr to let me go to. fucking kids pissed me off so much I look terrible right now but I slutted around when I was sexy [spoiler]however terrible experiences with women made me a homocycle[/spoiler]

4 hours later 1019160 Anonymous
>>1018873 >http://littlestraightallythings.tu mblr.com/ That blog made me laugh so hard once I realized it was sarcastic.

5 hours later 1019403 Anonymous
Real allies who keep the fuck out of gay and trans issues are good people. Everyone else is a fucking idiot. Anyone who says "I'M A PROUD ALLY!" is just sad that being straight is so boring.

5 hours later 1019419 Anonymous
>>1019403 Not really. I've known many straight people who were instrumental in helping me through the coming out process, even more so than my fellow gays (mostly because there weren't many where I grew up, in a small town). I'm really happy to have allies.

5 hours later 1019453 Anonymous
>>1019403 Why should they stay out of the issues? Petty social shit, sure, but in terms of improving rights and shit, what's the problem with that? Queers are a pretty stark minority and not all of them are going to be into dedicating their time to fighting for rights as is, we need all the help we can get.

5 hours later 1019563 Anonymous (feminismlgbt.png 452x800 31kB)
>>1017695 >allies I think feminists are our greatest allies ever who only want what's best for us, especially for both the men and transfolk in the LGBT movement.

38 hours later 1028585 Anonymous
>>1017899 Its true, liberals are obsessed with "being on the right side of history" when really they are terrified of being on the LOSING side. They will say anything, believe anything and support anything they see as "counter culture" of the sake of seeming "progressive" and not out of the social loop. They don't really care for you at all, they just want to draw attention to themselves and play the partisan game.

38 hours later 1028601 Anonymous
>>1019563 Rofl, fucking filthy feminists

38 hours later 1028604 Anonymous
>>1028585 This is true. Watch how quickly a 'gay ally' liberal turns on you if you don't share their political views.

42 hours later 1029603 Anonymous
>>1017695 A lot of them come off as annoyingly patronizing. Kind of like they're only hanging out with you because they want to appear tolerant or something.

42 hours later 1029619 Anonymous
>>1019563 Feminists are to GBTs what Hitler was to Mussolini.

42 hours later 1029655 Anonymous
Straight male allies are typically pretty bro-tier. Straight female allies are tumblr-tier sjw nightmares. They take some ridiculous class on queer theory, learn a few buzzwords, and decide they're now in charge of telling everyone else what they're offended by, and they're obsessed with ~*~*calling out bigotry*~*~ and ~~**~*checking cishet privilege*~**~~ to the point where I honestly start siding with the homophobes because I find them less viciously irritating.

43 hours later 1029745 Randy Butternubs
>>1029619 So, allies working towards the same goal, but with additional plans that might not exactly benefit GBTs?

43 hours later 1029917 Dante
>>1029655 Because most straight men aren't allies, just friends who don't' give a shit about politics.

43 hours later 1029956 Anonymous
>>1029917 >implying you know what its like to have friends

44 hours later 1030213 Dante
>>1029956 >Implying I act like I do on /lgbt/ everywhere else

44 hours later 1030319 Anonymous
>>1030213 >implying there is any shred of decency that anyone could ever bond with in your miserable little shell of an existence

44 hours later 1030346 Dante
>>1030319 >Implying implications

44 hours later 1030412 Anonymous
>>1030346 >implying implied implications

46 hours later 1031009 Anonymous
inb4 shut up dante

59 hours later 1034674 Anonymous
>>1029917 Or that we care so much about politics that we prefer ideology over identity politics.

59 hours later 1034708 Anonymous
>>1029655 The prize goes to these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p94 NvUBT7s https://soundcloud.com/#extralara/s amling-feminister-nu In swedish, but Google Translate will provide. And this has nothing to do with lesbians/dykes. It is just a bunch of hetero hags that moved on after they discovered that they can't twirl gay men around their pinikes. (Because they are MEN and are therefore stronger than relatively marginalized women.) So face it: Xena The Warrior Princess and Elise Graves dyking it out in front of a camera has more to do with female homosexuality than all these het harridians believes.

59 hours later 1034721 Anonymous
>>1034708 Ooops! There should be an "or" instead of an "and".

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