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2013-07-27 03:54 1017496 Anonymous MtF General (mtf general.gif 480x270 506kB)
everyone is out having fun and you're all alone edition Links: http://genderal.org/index.php/Usefu l_Links Melly's make-up tutorial collection: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K#0 >No emoticons >No bullying >No hugboxing >No tumblr shit >No *actions* Let's do our best, girls!

0 min later 1017499 Phienchen
>>1017496 >everyone is out having fun and you're all alone edition right in the feels

0 min later 1017500 Trashgirl (1356732497520.jpg 428x500 68kB)
For gods people

0 min later 1017501 Anonymous
I'm gonna let someone hold my hand tonight

1 min later 1017503 haato
I don't have money to go out anyway

2 min later 1017504 Anonymous (1374874567494.jpg 899x900 116kB)
cartoonshitter faggots

2 min later 1017505 Cinnaflan
>>1017496 Any other night, yeah. butt not 2nite

2 min later 1017507 Anonymous
Does anyone remember when Patch was saying bad stuff about her meetings?

2 min later 1017511 Anonymous
>tfw lesbian transgirl >go to gay club at school, girls all over me >they find out I have teh D >foreveralone

2 min later 1017513 Anonymous
>that feel when no one wants to do stuff with you

2 min later 1017515 Anonymous
>>1017503 Shut up autistic faggot.

2 min later 1017516 Anonymous
>everyone is out having fun and you're all alone edition But, I enjoy being alone most of the time. I don't feel so bad about not being a girl when nobody sees me.

3 min later 1017517 Anonymous
>>1017513 Stuff is a broad category. There is much stuff I would do with you.

3 min later 1017518 Anonymous
>>1017507 Yeah, it was pretty transphobic

3 min later 1017519 devou/tg/uardsman (1374845709243.jpg 537x600 89kB)
Alright ladies, I'm heading to sleep for now. Might wake up in the morning to post lewd things. See you all.

3 min later 1017520 Trashgirl
>>1017499 I'm going on a day out with muh girls!!! >mfw one of them is constantly trying to hugbox me and give me makeovers ;-; s-stop I dont deserve it

3 min later 1017522 Epiphany (1372343651981.gif 350x197 1217kB)
>>1017500 Shalom friend

3 min later 1017523 Anonymous
>>1017517 nothing lewd obv

3 min later 1017524 Patch
>>1017518 Stop that! >.<

4 min later 1017526 Anonymous (fruity as hell.jpg 1179x585 175kB)
>>1017493 MOTERFUCKING PINEAPPLE FLAIL

4 min later 1017527 Anonymous
>>1017503 haato can you teach me how to look as good as you?

4 min later 1017528 Phienchen
>>1017520 awwwww <3 its nice to have supportive friends

4 min later 1017529 Anonymous
>>1017517 Stuff friends do, I don't have any friends anymore ;_;

5 min later 1017531 Madison
>>1017499 We can be alone together~

5 min later 1017532 Anonymous
>>1017518 Yeah. We're all struggling MtFs and another MtF makes fun of us. Kind of fucked up.

5 min later 1017535 Anonymous
>TFW you will never have a massive throbbing dick occupy >TFW you will have to settle for an "average" man.

6 min later 1017538 Anonymous
>>1017527 He's autistic EL OH EL!

6 min later 1017539 Anonymous
>>1017535 Define massive.

6 min later 1017540 Phienchen
>>1017531 hi! you havent been around much in the last few days I think how are you?

6 min later 1017541 Crystal Princess
>>1017526 I think this might be too much even for me lol.

7 min later 1017542 Anonymous
>>1017539 That thing thats in your pants baby.

7 min later 1017543 Blue Penguin
>>1017426 # Yeah he was always a dick with a tranny fetish so the joke is on him. We are still friends but after I found out he had a trans fetish we pretty much stopped talking.

7 min later 1017544 haato
>>1017527 I'm sorry, I can't because I literally don't do anything Avoid going outside while the sun is up

7 min later 1017545 Crystal Princess (orin_and_satori_hallowe__en_by_veryevilbunny-d31vjb6.png 619x441 262kB)
>>1017503 If I lived near you I would be your friend and take you out places! You should go out with Ufufu more.

7 min later 1017546 Anonymous
>>1017539 7+ inches... >TFW he's 3 inches

8 min later 1017547 Anonymous
>>1017541 No one cares you autistic shit for brains.

8 min later 1017549 Anonymous
>>1017523 Why fear the lewd? Embrace it!

8 min later 1017550 Anonymous
>>1017541 Cristal, I want to ask you a serious question. No offense meant- Why do you come here? It really seems like most the "girls" here don't like you, so why come into this hostile environment repeatedly?

8 min later 1017551 Anonymous
I just got offered paid sex. I really could use the money, but I am really unsure about the idea. I am actually a complete virgin so between being inexperienced and also having to ask myself if I want my first time to be prostitution I am feeling really nervous about the prospect. Any advice?

9 min later 1017554 Anonymous
>>1017543 >he called me an ugly freak who will never pass >we're still friends U fucking WOT?

9 min later 1017555 Anonymous
>>1017546 6-7 inches is average 3 inches is a micropenis

9 min later 1017558 Anonymous
>>1017535 Massive dicks are nice in theory, but average is better in practice. >>1017546 I do hope you're not implying 3" is average....

9 min later 1017559 Anonymous
>>1017547 using autistic as a slur. real mature fuckhead.

9 min later 1017560 Anonymous
>>1017550 He has asbergers so he has a difficult time grasping that concept.

9 min later 1017561 Anonymous
>>1017551 to clarify I meant some guy would pay me for sex

9 min later 1017562 Anonymous
>>1017551 a) How much? b) Is he decent looking?

9 min later 1017563 Trashgirl (1370765253730.jpg 495x528 33kB)
>>1017555 Average is 5-6 though

10 min later 1017565 Anonymous
>>1017551 done it, was awesome, will do again. Start thinking of it as men only invented the stigma of sex work so that women wouldnt have a way to get rich quick

10 min later 1017566 Anonymous
>>1017558 It's like taking a cigarette....

10 min later 1017568 Anonymous
>>1017544 You're so lucky...

10 min later 1017572 ufufu
borderlands 2 is fun i been playing a lot of video games lately actually

11 min later 1017573 Anonymous
>>1017551 How much, how does he look, and do you hold a lot of value on the emotional part of sex? If it's a decent chunk of cash, and he's ok, and you can realize sex doesn't have to have any emotional strings attached, and that people should all enjoy it, I'd do it.

11 min later 1017574 Anonymous
>>1017572 I bought overlord 2 and kingdoms of amulur the other day for just 10 dosh, together.

11 min later 1017575 ufufu
>>1017544 hey remember when we got curry? that was fun. we should get lunch sometime soon

11 min later 1017579 Anonymous
>>1017555 micropenis is 2 inches or less

12 min later 1017580 haato
>>1017572 I liked it but it got boring faster than the first game Haven't even finished all the DLC

12 min later 1017581 Trashgirl (1371658964034.jpg 252x291 44kB)
>>1017575 I want curry with haato

12 min later 1017583 Anonymous
>>1017579 Anything below 5 is a micro penis.

12 min later 1017584 Anonymous
>>1017572 no one cares lol

12 min later 1017585 haato
>>1017575 I'm up for it

12 min later 1017587 Anonymous
>>1017581 owabout we get a few pints and a kebab some time?

13 min later 1017588 Anonymous
>>1017583 s-shut up

13 min later 1017589 ufufu
>>1017584 ure mom cares lel, >>1017585 cool lets get coffee or sandwiches or sushi or rly anything

13 min later 1017590 Anonymous
>>1017566 I imagine. 3" is really nothing. But if taking an actually average dick is like taking a cigarette, you're loose. Very loose. And you should feel bad.

13 min later 1017592 Crystal Princess (kainewest.jpg 420x587 76kB)
>>1017550 this question has nothing to do with kamen riders or froot.

13 min later 1017593 Trashgirl (1372872804727.jpg 250x250 18kB)
>>1017587 >That actually sounds nice ;_:

13 min later 1017594 Anonymous
>>1017546 I've got 8 thick inches. It sounds good, but a lot of people struggle to take it in the ass-pussy, so it can be a hindrance sometimes.

13 min later 1017595 Anonymous
>>1017581 >tfw you will never be trashgirls friend

14 min later 1017597 Anonymous
>tfw they rated me ugly Ugly girls with broad shoulders need love too, r-right?

14 min later 1017598 Crystal Princess
>>1017572 I wish I could. IS your Borderlands 2 on PC? I stopped playing it a while back but I might be up for playing again soon. I find I get stressed out by or overwhelmed by video games that don't have an obvious linear progression sometimes though. Though that said I tend to like open world stuff too.

14 min later 1017600 Anonymous
>>1017593 its the pinnacle of romance in the UK.

15 min later 1017602 Anonymous
>>1017593 I eat kebabs sober. But I get mayo on them.

15 min later 1017603 Crystal Princess (big-baby.jpg 350x345 44kB)
>>1017559 >maturity >2013 >mtfg >/lgbt/ >4chan >internet

15 min later 1017604 Anonymous
>>1017562 >a) How much? Well what would be a good amount? He told me he's open to negotiate but he's not loaded so it's not going to be a ginormous payday but he seems willing to pay enough to make it tempting. >b) Is he decent looking? Decent enough >>1017565 interesting. i'll keep that in mind. >>1017573 >do you hold a lot of value on the emotional part of sex? I don't know. I've never had sex. I've never given or gotten anything. I'll keep that all in mind though

15 min later 1017606 Watashi (1355376890236.png 448x373 249kB)
>>1017590 Oh wow, look at all this slut shaming. Did you even try to check your privilege before posting that hate speech?

15 min later 1017607 Anonymous
>>1017597 Yep! I'd love you

16 min later 1017608 Blue Penguin
>>1017554 Yeah... I had literally 0 self esteem and just took it.

16 min later 1017609 Phienchen
>>1017581 >tfw you'll never be trashgrills winggirl when shes picking up hawt boys ;-;

16 min later 1017612 Raven
>>1017499 >tfw part of my soul is laying dead in my friends room...

16 min later 1017613 Epiphany
>>1017602 >eating kebabs sober How do you do it?

16 min later 1017614 Trashgirl (1372743166118.jpg 632x576 59kB)
>>1017600 >No bf to feed you his soaked dripping meat >You will never get drunk with your bf and have awkward drunk sex D: guys please stop

17 min later 1017615 A
>>1017572 play with these nuts fagot >>1017551 lel >>1017527 you need to have a football head >REMINDER RESPONDING TO PRINCE OF BERGERS MEANS YOU SUPPORT KONI

17 min later 1017617 Anonymous
>>1017551 no

17 min later 1017619 Sage
>>1017580 The latest DLC is full of feels ;-; >tfw me and my gf splitscreen whilst co-oping with my brother family fun

17 min later 1017620 Anonymous
>>1017609 This is the worst feel.

17 min later 1017622 Anonymous
>>1017606 That's not even being a slut. I had a week straight where I was masturbating for a few hours every day with a very thick dildo, and after one day of not doing so, my ass was back at virginal tightness, and it took a whole day of stretching to masturbate again. That's just being naturally loose. And that's a damn shame.

18 min later 1017626 ufufu
>>1017597 who did??? ur beautofl anon i luv u >>1017598 pc yes. and yeah its kind of weird to juggle like five missions at once but hey it worked in skyrim and im enjoying it.

18 min later 1017627 Trashgirl
>>1017615 I support Kony, a good nigger is an executed nigger. Execution by family members is just bonus points

18 min later 1017628 Anonymous
>>1017609 >tfw Frenchie will never be my lusty lewd waifu I'm jelly. Can you share?

18 min later 1017630 Anonymous
>>1017613 I don't drink, so I kind of have to eat them sober. However, I actually get decent quality kebabs. I live in cheshire which is snobby as hell.

19 min later 1017633 haato
>>1017619 The tabletop one? it looked neat. >>1017589 Sure, I should have some money next week

19 min later 1017635 Trashgirl
>>1017613 >Drinking alcohol ever Druggie plz leave 4chan is for str8 edge only

20 min later 1017638 Sage
>>1017633 Yeah. I cried at the end. The other DLCs were fun, but... Dragon's Keep just... ;-;

20 min later 1017642 A
>>1017627 >SUPPORTING AIDS AND EXECUTION OF NIGGERS >ILNERMNATY PUPPET gahhh i hope so red pilled x-DDDDDDDD

20 min later 1017643 Trashgirl (braveheart.jpg 403x335 57kB)
>>1017633 G-Guys please don't eat without me

20 min later 1017644 Watashi
>>1017622 I was just joking around, Anon. But yeah, I was under the impression that it's almost impossible to stretch your ass out for any longer than a few hours.

21 min later 1017648 Anonymous
>>1017606 >ironic "check your privilege" Ah, I start to think what 4chan would be like, if it weren't, well, 4chan. Or maybe a miracle happened and that was meant %100 seriously.

21 min later 1017649 Anonymous
>>1017607 luv ya >>1017626 the ppls h8 me :/

21 min later 1017651 Epiphany
>>1017630 I live in derby lel >tfw kebab shop called McTurks got sued by McDonalds for having golden arches quality foods >>1017635 >tfw drunk now Fuck you mom i do what i want

21 min later 1017652 Anonymous
>>1017648 turk spotted

21 min later 1017653 Anonymous
100th for gqs are faking it

21 min later 1017654 Anonymous
>>1017651 >Fuck you mom i do what i want Now I understand the dreads.

21 min later 1017655 haato
>>1017638 I should play through it sometime Just so bored of Borderland 2 gameplay by now though

22 min later 1017657 Sage
>>1017651 >derby East Midlands? I used to live in West. I feel for you.

22 min later 1017658 Anonymous
>>1017651 >yfw drinking speeds up the aging process and you will look like a worn out old hobo by 35

22 min later 1017660 Anonymous (watashi.jpg 1196x958 269kB)
>>1017644

22 min later 1017662 Anonymous
>>1017654 His mom gave him the dreads.

22 min later 1017663 Trashgirl
>>1017651 >Edgy 420 blazit dreadloch faggot >Talkin down 2 me lel

22 min later 1017664 Anonymous
>>1017651 when I went into manchester I saw a KFC knockoff called Krawnchy Fried Chicken. When I went to Norwich I saw a KFC knockoff called DFC there wasn't any explanation on the signs of what DFC meant.

23 min later 1017665 Sage
>>1017655 I can get that, it isn't THAT gripping on its own. I've mostly stuck at playing it because of trying to kill the invincibles with my brother. I can kill Pyro Pete in less than 15 seconds with my Krieg :3

24 min later 1017667 Sage
>>1017664 I know a KFC knock off called "Kent's Tuck-in Fried Chicken"

24 min later 1017670 Anonymous
>>1017664 There's a fucking restaurant dedicated to flat chest? I MUST FIND IT! >Delicious Flat Chicken

24 min later 1017671 Crystal Princess
>>1017626 Skyrim has a more natural feeling gameworld for it though.

24 min later 1017672 Anonymous
>>1017664 I think we all know what DFC is, bro.

24 min later 1017674 Anonymous
>>1017649 Come cuddle me now pls :) I don't believe you're ugly

25 min later 1017680 ufufu
>>1017643 cmon over trashy, i found some flights from london to portland on monday for only 2200$ >>1017649 i dont hate u anon

25 min later 1017681 Crystal Princess
I feel so cold and alone right now. I really need to be held :( Getting way more feels from the Estrogen than I am physical changes. I've always been sensitive and prone to crying but it feels like it happens more naturally now or something.

25 min later 1017682 Sage
>>1017671 >enter dungeon/cave >kill things, loot, etc >secret area back to the start of the dungeon/cave so you can leave conveniently >not once >not twice >but every damn dungeon/cave you enter is the same basic format Yeah so natural~~

26 min later 1017684 Epiphany
>>1017654 >>1017662 hah, told. >>1017657 I keep telling myself 'at least it's not the north' but it's just as bad... >>1017658 I knoww, I don't drink that much though. >>1017663 il rek u m8 >>1017664 >Krawnchy Fried Chicken >Krawnchy My sides

26 min later 1017685 Anonymous (1357983203755.gif 400x412 879kB)
Why does POTC still post here We don't like her, she doesn't like us Maybe she's a masochist

26 min later 1017687 Anonymous
>>1017681 Welcome to being a 13 year old girl with no periods to bitch about.

27 min later 1017690 Trashgirl (1372367421702.gif 287x191 2903kB)
>>1017680 >2200$

27 min later 1017693 Anonymous
>>1017681 >>1017681 >I really need to be held Pls no, I don't wanna have crush syndrome and die foreverial.

27 min later 1017694 Anonymous (good eats.jpg 400x300 24kB)
>>1017670 >>1017672

28 min later 1017698 Anonymous (1374727849085.jpg 405x412 56kB)
>>1017681 ur gross

28 min later 1017699 Sage
>>1017684 Move to the south! Its what I did. First time I'd ever actually met anyone with dreadlocks was in cornwall.

28 min later 1017701 Canola Yogurt
>>1017687 Basically this. It'll get better after a couple years, unless you go on shots. Dear Goddess, it was like having a two-week cycle.

28 min later 1017703 Anonymous
>>1017694 >That knockoff Looney Tunes logo in the window Between that and Krawnchy I'm having a good giggle.

29 min later 1017706 Canola Yogurt
>>1017694 Is that a pallete-swapped Foghorn Leghorn in the window there?

29 min later 1017708 Epiphany
>>1017699 I want to, so bad! I might see if I can live with my grandma in Dorset for a little while, but that means no internets.

30 min later 1017710 ufufu
>>1017694 >Dat Fried Chicken

30 min later 1017711 Anonymous
>>1017706 I say, I say, it shore is, boy. Now get in there and enjoy some DFC, son.

30 min later 1017713 Anonymous
>>1017687 I'm on shots now. Weekly shots. Fuck, I'm all over the place. It's so hard to keep it together.

31 min later 1017715 Trashgirl
>>1017699 >Move south Move north until you reach a good country :^)

31 min later 1017716 A
>>1017694 i think the d stands for denmark

31 min later 1017717 ufufu
>>1017713 >>1017701 this is why i switched to pills after starting on shots

31 min later 1017720 Phienchen
>>1017628 well I COULD, but I dont feel like sharing, she's too precious to me. sorry.

32 min later 1017722 Anonymous
>>1017681 Get on mic and make a crying vocaroo.

32 min later 1017723 Anonymous
I want shots ;_; I hate taking pills and I somtimes forget.

32 min later 1017724 Sage
>>1017708 Cant you get it installed and pay for it or something? The pace of life in the south is just perfect if I'm honest, real friendly atmosphere. Never been to dorset mind, or anywhere in the South East really. >>1017715 You'd only end up circling the globe until you ended up in the South of England anyway. Isn't it passed your bedtime Trashy?

32 min later 1017725 Anonymous
>>1017717 I was on pills, but tbh, I might switch back. I've got no sex drive at all, and no drive to do shit. On top of that I'm all over the place emotionally, way too sensitive and annoyed all the time.

33 min later 1017729 Ayana
>>1017701 I want to switch to injections, but not sure how well it'll affect my transition.

33 min later 1017730 Canola Yogurt
>>1017713 I'll be honest, there's part of me that misses actually having variation in my moods. But I remember that back then, I was also a really high dosage just to get past my body's natural resistances.

33 min later 1017731 Trashgirl (1371590583711.gif 488x519 409kB)
>>1017724

33 min later 1017732 Anonymous
>>1017684 UK regions are weird. you live more north than me but I'm in the 'northwest' while you are in the east 'midlands'.

34 min later 1017733 Epiphany
>>1017715 >Move north until you reach a good country But that means going near Shitland... >>1017724 Well, I have internet on my phone which is pretty good. I can't use it with my PC though. Dorset is pretty nice though, I don't think I've heard anyone say shit like 'oi m8 il fukin ave u' down there.

34 min later 1017734 Madison
>>1017540 Sorry late response! gotta find me a job lol lost my internet for a couple days. But despite that, I'm doing pretty good! How are you?

34 min later 1017735 Raven
>>1017722 >crying on vocaroo for others to hear Fuck. That. lol.

34 min later 1017736 Anonymous
>>1017723 How do I get them? Do I have to tell my gender therapist i'd prefer shots?

34 min later 1017738 Anonymous
>>1017724 >passed yuropoor education

34 min later 1017739 Sage
>>1017731 I could read you a story if you need settling in. and don't tell me you're not tired, I hear it all the time from kids your age.

35 min later 1017741 Anonymous
>>1017739 We've discussed your pseudo-confidence to hide your insecurities before, kiddo.

35 min later 1017743 Anonymous
>>1017739 I bet if you gave him a handjob he would fall right asleep.

36 min later 1017747 Canola Yogurt
>>1017725 I'm on pills now, at about a quarter of my pre-cut dosage, and I've got the no drive problem. I'd like to switch things up a bit, but my doctor is very much on the "do the minimum required" point of view.

36 min later 1017748 Epiphany
>>1017732 Yeah the midlands aren't 'mid' at all. More like North Midlands.

36 min later 1017749 Phienchen
>>1017734 I am in the last few steps of caff withdrawal, so I hope I am fine tomorrow, probably gonna get antidepressants next week, that'd be great!

36 min later 1017751 Trashgirl (1374280258112.gif 450x407 206kB)
>>1017739 Why would I sleep at set times when I don't require a schedule

37 min later 1017752 Sage
>>1017733 >southern chavs they are literally the most amusing things ever. They're adorbs. >>1017738 >implying passed and past aren't entirely interchangeable like spelled and spelt pls, go. >>1017751 I forgot its the summer holidays, and not a school night. Still, don't stay up too late, you'll only be grouchy in the morning.

37 min later 1017753 Anonymous
>>1017751 why can't you be as cute as the anime girls you post?

37 min later 1017754 Trashgirl
>>1017751 :3

37 min later 1017755 Crystal Princess
There's no reason to inject estrogen really except maybe if you're going with implants. But implants are fucking painful.

37 min later 1017756 Anonymous (1344371223268.jpg 278x278 35kB)
>>1017736

38 min later 1017760 Anonymous
>>1017753 >mfw i expected this to be a reply to watashi

38 min later 1017761 Anonymous (reading scores by race usa.png 440x922 227kB)
>>1017752 >implying they are yuropoor education

38 min later 1017762 A
There's no reason to inject estrogen really except maybe if you're going with implants. But implants are fucking painful.

38 min later 1017763 Anonymous
>>1017753 No one is as cute as cute anime girls.

39 min later 1017765 Sage
>>1017761 >implying that was implied and not outright stated poor poor amerifat.

39 min later 1017766 Blue Penguin
>>1017739 I-I want a story from Sage!

39 min later 1017767 Anonymous
>>1017761 The best part is black would be lower, but they give them easier tests to avoid racism claims when 99% of blacks do poorly.

40 min later 1017772 Anonymous
>>1017766 I'll take the handjob then.

40 min later 1017773 Anonymous
>>1017765 If your IQ wasn't sub-80 you would understand basic grammar, bud.

40 min later 1017774 Trashgirl (1371583472145.gif 300x162 1311kB)
>>1017752 y u bein so meen tho

40 min later 1017775 Raven
>>1017752 >passed and past >interchangeable Ummm, that depends on the context... in the case that you used, they are not. "I passed him on the street." and "I past him on the street." are somewhat interchangeable, but not really. Past is still incorrect in that case. To refer to "something in the past" as "something in the passed." is just wrong.

40 min later 1017776 Madison
>>1017749 I really hope they help. I'm just too chicken to try 'em because I have a bunch of aunts hooked on antidepressants. Let me know! I've been starting to exercise to see if it helps with mine, but gotta buy a new bike someone stole mine from shed haha. Have you tried vitamins yet?

40 min later 1017777 Anonymous (1343447002472.jpg 281x286 105kB)
>>1017756 >>1017736

41 min later 1017779 Anonymous (1374613376001.png 707x490 27kB)
>>1017765 >>1017761 >yurodums

41 min later 1017780 Epiphany
>>1017752 Yeah you can't really take them seriously once you've been north and seen the kind they have up there.

41 min later 1017781 Canola Yogurt
>>1017755 Injections don't have the load on your liver that pills do, which can be pretty important for those who are also taking other medications simultaneously. It also gives the simulated cycle, which can either be good or bad depending upon your viewpoint. Finally, some people seem to react better to it than they do to pills.

41 min later 1017784 A
>>1017774 he needs to mark his dominance, thats what ALL alpha males do

41 min later 1017785 Trashgirl
I am stupid XDDD

42 min later 1017787 Anonymous (1338880592848.jpg 278x278 44kB)
>>1017777 >>1017756 >>1017736 >>1017736

42 min later 1017788 Blue Penguin
>>1017772 That was a option?

42 min later 1017789 Epiphany
>>1017784 So why do you never mark yours, alfafa male?

43 min later 1017790 Sage
>>1017773 I'm not your bud, guy. >>1017774 You started it. >>1017775 Except I didn't use past to reference to moving in space. I used passed in reference of time moving passed their bed time. I am right, as per.

43 min later 1017791 Anonymous
>>1017788 autogynes pls

43 min later 1017792 Trashgirl (1371673877628.gif 360x270 1717kB)
>>1017784 dnt misgender binary, thats 2 harsh

43 min later 1017793 Anonymous
>>1017780 god it isn't even the chavs you should be scared of any more in manchester. Its the arabs and the russians. Some fucking russian came into a rave party with a fucking shotgun a few months back. Nevermind that some asshole with a dreadlocked beard and hair got a venue permanently shutdown because he smashed a brick over a DJ's head.

43 min later 1017794 Canola Yogurt
>>1017736 Um, you ask them?

44 min later 1017796 Blue Penguin
>>1017791 I I'm not a autogyn..,

44 min later 1017797 Trashgirl (1371590707384.jpg 548x556 61kB)
>>1017790 but I didn't start it m8

44 min later 1017798 Anonymous (1318749771670.jpg 358x406 33kB)
>>1017790 >I didn't use past to reference to moving in space. I used passed in reference of time moving passed their bed time. >yuro education who wants to be he will fall back on "I was just pretending" momentarily, that's what he usually does to hide his low IQ

44 min later 1017799 Anonymous
>>1017793 >some asshole with a dreadlocked beard and hair Do I even need to say it?

44 min later 1017800 Crystal Princess
>>1017781 Wouldn't patches be more ideal though if you're not looking to load on the liver?

44 min later 1017801 A
>>1017789 because i dont need to prove anything

44 min later 1017802 Anonymous
>>1017791 autogynes don't exist

44 min later 1017803 Anonymous
>tfw people never respond to u unless u troll it ain't easy being both a professional troll and a confused trans i tell ya.

45 min later 1017805 A
>>1017781 Wouldn't patches be more ideal though if you're not looking to load on the liver?

45 min later 1017807 Anonymous (tekken6-ps3.jpg 1529x1764 816kB)
>>1017667 tekken fried chicken?

46 min later 1017809 Epiphany
>>1017801 like a troo alfa >>1017793 It's okay for us, we have a special section for the arabs in Derby. God forbid if you walk into their territory at night time though. People have been fucked up big time doing that.

46 min later 1017810 Anonymous
>>1017787 Get a boombox, play this and sing along with your doctor. http://youtu.be/yNju8Rgwtg8

46 min later 1017813 Canola Yogurt
>>1017800 During my height, I was on all three of those methods simultaneously. It fucking sucked. Basically, pills go through your liver twice, patches once, and injections neither. Or something like that, it's been fucking ages since I went through that.

46 min later 1017815 Watashi
>>1017803 How much are you getting paid, Anon?

47 min later 1017818 ufufu
>>1017813 i like pills better, much more stable and it makes me feel better generally. plus i dont have to deal with a sore butt for a few days every other week

47 min later 1017819 Anonymous
>>1017815 Almost as much as you make selling your bum.

48 min later 1017822 Trashgirl
>>1017819 $60 for a few dollars of handjobs?

48 min later 1017823 Madison
>>1017813 Are the pills reeeaally hard on your liver? I don't drink or smoke or anything like that.

48 min later 1017825 Anonymous
anybody with laser experience notice treated hairs turning white?

48 min later 1017827 Watashi (1342259410485.png 402x372 79kB)
>>1017819 You're not much of a professional, then.

48 min later 1017828 Trashgirl
>>1017822 *hours

49 min later 1017830 Anonymous
>>1017794 Oh okay, are there any requirements to get shots?

49 min later 1017831 Sage
>>1017818 I'd give you a sore butt.

49 min later 1017832 Anonymous
>>1017809 >tfw my dad was somebody who would get drunk, walk into 'territories' at night and hope to get attacked so he'd have an excuse to fight. >my dad only just gave up brawling in the last year after almost dying to MRSA. >He's 46 and like 5'7" but fights like he isn't even afraid of killing the other guy in the slightest.

49 min later 1017833 Anonymous (ufufu side profile.jpg 480x640 112kB)
>>1017818 you don't need shots to make ur butt bothered, all u need is a mirror

50 min later 1017836 Anonymous (1318025919001.png 836x1560 132kB)
>>1017819 i am being paid in rape dollars every night

50 min later 1017837 Anonymous
>>1017833 [vomit intensifies]

50 min later 1017840 ufufu
>>1017833 i think my profile is pretty nice tho anon >>1017831 ooh bb

51 min later 1017841 Anonymous
>>1017775 Hey raven...... how the hell are you doing? I hope the road is treating you good, and you are feeling the wind in your face.

51 min later 1017843 Anonymous
>>1017833 i'd bovver that bird's butt

51 min later 1017847 Anonymous
>>1017833 I dunno man. She may not be a 10/10 but she definitely looks 110% like a woman

52 min later 1017852 Crystal Princess (tumblr_mpz343zYmM1qdxd3qo1_500.jpg 489x750 68kB)
>>1017833 9/10 would bite

52 min later 1017853 Anonymous (1336588653343.jpg 680x680 116kB)
>>1017833 >that brow bone >>1017840 lmfao yeah right its fucking awful

52 min later 1017854 Sage
>>1017832 >tfw that was me aged 15 Over compensating is almost as good of a drug as cocaine.

52 min later 1017855 Epiphany
>>1017832 haha he sounds like my dad! >tfw dad doesn't like football but used to go to the matches just so he could drink and fight people

52 min later 1017857 Blue Penguin
>>1017831 Giff stowy firs!

52 min later 1017859 Anonymous
>>1017784 she can't do that, her master wont let her

52 min later 1017860 Anonymous
>>1017852 >no shame

53 min later 1017862 Anonymous
>tfw no potc nudes

53 min later 1017866 ufufu (??.gif 384x288 46kB)
>>1017853 y tho

53 min later 1017867 Anonymous
>>1017833 Your profile is nice. Mine is terriiiible.

53 min later 1017871 Anonymous (ufufu manbody.jpg 1080x720 153kB)
>>1017847 looks like a gay man, especially when paired with this figure

54 min later 1017873 haato
>>1017866 too perfect

54 min later 1017875 ϟteven Beard (lordosis.jpg 350x286 19kB)
So I have this terrible lordosis posture that gives me black ass. I'm realizing that it could be a good thing if I become a grill. can this be a good thing

54 min later 1017876 Anonymous
>>1017801 mean can't prove anything

54 min later 1017877 Anonymous
>>1017855 I want to know how a 5'7" guy who is hairy as hell has ended up fucking twice as many women as he has years spent alive while being an alcoholic and drug addict for over half his life. Moreso I wonder why he hasn't died yet.

54 min later 1017879 A
>>1017871 ew wtf

55 min later 1017883 Anonymous
>>1017880 you found it congrats how?

55 min later 1017884 A
>>1017871 ew wtf

55 min later 1017885 Anonymous
>>1017880 Now there's a shitcunt with some mileage.

56 min later 1017886 Anonymous
Whenever I see you all being mean to someone who I think looks nicer than me, it kills me a little inside. I feel like I'm disgusting.

56 min later 1017890 Epiphany
>>1017880 Welp, sudoku tiem

56 min later 1017893 Raven
>>1017790 Passed is a verb. Past is a noun or adjective. To make that correct, you'd have to word it as: "Hasn't your bedtime already passed?"

56 min later 1017894 Anonymous
>>1017886 That is probably their goal. Post pics to prove how silly they are.

56 min later 1017897 Anonymous
>>1017880 Jesus, that asshole. It looks clean as hell. How much time does epiphany spend on butt grooming?

56 min later 1017898 Crystal Princess (1374617203981.jpg 616x740 81kB)
>>1017860 Nope, why would I? Sorry you can't deal with a confident transwoman, anon.

57 min later 1017900 Anonymous
>>1017886 most trans girls just worry about looking female ufufu looks female, he's just ugly

57 min later 1017902 Anonymous
>>1017898 >you >confident rofl

57 min later 1017903 Blue Penguin
>>1017890 Noo! Don't do it!

57 min later 1017904 Patch
>>1017886 I know that feel. But I think the best looking people get trolled the most because of jealousy.

58 min later 1017905 Anonymous
>>1017900 >ufufu looks female lel

58 min later 1017908 ufufu
>>1017890 fantastic butt bb. v jealous. congrats on butt.

58 min later 1017910 Anonymous
>>1017886 >tfw everyone's mean to you and you still come here there's no explanation for it

59 min later 1017912 Blue Penguin
>>1017905 She does tho...

59 min later 1017913 Anonymous
>>1017897 I always felt weird about rimming and that it is disgusting - but I'd lick that butt.

59 min later 1017915 Anonymous
>>1017890 Tens of thousands of people have seen that stuff on /b/, imagefap (seriously), tumblr, etc. These few lewd sluts aren't going to make a difference, are they? Plus your booty looks good.

59 min later 1017918 Anonymous
Mfw all of my posts got archived on this page https://archive.foolzashit.com and i am now browsing them. Such nostalgia.

1 hours later 1017923 Anonymous
>>1017915 that's a picture of him retard

1 hours later 1017925 Anonymous
>>1017923 No shit. What fucking planet are you on?

1 hours later 1017926 Anonymous
>>1017913 >licking a dude's butt gayy

1 hours later 1017927 Sage
>>1017918 >nostalgia >6 months ago Are you really that lonely?

1 hours later 1017932 ϟteven Beard
>>1017923 >>1017926 Who are you talking about? Her boyfriend?

1 hours later 1017933 Anonymous
>>1017880 Clean.

1 hours later 1017936 lsp
>>1017913 When I was 13 I thought that rimming was a kind of prank where you slide somebody's coffee mug's rim along your ass crack.

1 hours later 1017940 Anonymous
>>1017927 Wat

1 hours later 1017941 Epiphany
>>1017936 I remember thinking bumming someone meant rubbing your bum against someone elses lel

1 hours later 1017943 Anonymous
>>1017926 I like to put my tongue inside girls. She has a dick so I'd have to settle for tonguing the butt. And that butt? I wouldn't mind.

1 hours later 1017944 Crystal Princess (1299610702659.jpg 211x176 55kB)
>>1017902 I have my insecurities like everyone else. I don't think I'm pretty in the slightest. But I'm not riddled the self loathing like some people here. I've no reason to feel shame over my gender identity or sexuality, or even the random dumb images I post.

1 hours later 1017946 Anonymous
>>1017833 >>1017871 >dat brow >bat manbody How does he even go in public looking like that? It's like he has no social awareness and doesn't realize everyone knows he's male. http://vocaroo.com/i/s095EyCPTVvo The voice just makes it worse.

1 hours later 1017948 Anonymous
>>1017944 Chris-chan, you are always good for a chuckle. Thanks for cheering me up, m8.

1 hours later 1017949 Anonymous
>tfw no qt to make love to your butt with their face why did i even wake up this morning

1 hours later 1017956 Anonymous
>>1017890 Epi.... the things I would do to you

1 hours later 1017959 Anonymous
>>1017948 Stop misgendering her asshole.

1 hours later 1017961 Anonymous
>>1017936 shit, I thought that too, where did we get that from?

1 hours later 1017964 Anonymous
>>1017871 >>1017833 Trolls are dumb. Holy crap I would kill to date you Ufufu.

1 hours later 1017965 Anonymous
>>1017959 Whoa, I would not do anything to CC's asshole. Let's just get that right out now.

1 hours later 1017966 Anonymous
>>1017946 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y7kz1bOfAk dat gross drag queen voice

1 hours later 1017967 Crystal Princess
>>1017946 see when you post dumb shit like this it also makes your trolling against people like me less effective since it can be easily written off as BS.

1 hours later 1017970 Anonymous
>>1017941 we can rub bums

1 hours later 1017971 Ayana (image.jpg 500x331 87kB)
>>1017880

1 hours later 1017973 Anonymous
>>1017967 >comparing yourself and ability to pass to ufufu LOL I CANNOT MAKE THIS TEXT BIG ENOUGH TO STRESS HOW LOUD I AM LAUGHING

1 hours later 1017974 Crystal Princess (1298475842207.png 1070x1162 713kB)
>>1017964 Same.

1 hours later 1017976 Anonymous
>>1017967 who are you?

1 hours later 1017978 lsp
>>1017941 I want to poop back and forth with the same poop forever.

1 hours later 1017979 Anonymous
Why is Epi such a slut?

1 hours later 1017980 Sage
>>1017965 Oh god I lol'd

1 hours later 1017981 Anonymous
>>1017974 I'm sure she's overjoyed that she could get you of all people. God, is there no medication for assburgers?

1 hours later 1017984 Anonymous
>>1017979 Octaroon genes.

1 hours later 1017985 Anonymous
>>1017981 Him and Sage are both socially delusional, it makes me cringe.

1 hours later 1017986 Crystal Princess
>>1017973 You're obviously too dumb to get this on your own, but if you act like someone like Ufufu is something awkward and unpassable then your standards for what looks right and what doesn't come into question. If you're looking to get to insecure people, in other words, they now have good reason not to give a shit.

1 hours later 1017989 Anonymous (fat.jpg 300x384 18kB)
>>1017986 >im just a realistic womyn stop holding me 2 ur unrealistic standard of BUUUUUUUUTY

1 hours later 1017992 Anonymous
>>1017985 >Caring about what does society think see this is why are you such an evolutionary failure

1 hours later 1017996 Anonymous (edges.jpg 428x573 36kB)
>>1017992

1 hours later 1017997 Epiphany
>>1017984 >Octaroon haha why is that word so funny to me? Also thanks to everyone who gave nice comment about butt making this slightly less embarassing

1 hours later 1017998 Sage
>>1017985 >>implying I'm a well rounded member of soc-nahhh that's boring. I'm far too fun for that.

1 hours later 1017999 Anonymous
>>1017833 >>1017871 >>1017900 >>1017905 >>1017946 >>1017966 >>1017973

1 hours later 1018001 Anonymous
>>1017981 Heres the thing, the majority of people diagnosted with aspergers or autism just accept it and use it as an excuse to just never fucking learn, barely any of them try to better theirselves. Which is why slug is pretty cool, she was diagnosed autistic and decided to better herself instead of the typical shit. I want slug to carry my babies.

1 hours later 1018003 Watashi
>>1017997 You really do have a nice butt, you should be proud of it.

1 hours later 1018005 Anonymous (dum-dum.jpg 781x370 33kB)
>>1017986 Allow me to rebut.

1 hours later 1018006 Anonymous
>>1017992 >outta edge yo!

1 hours later 1018008 Raven
>>1017841 Hasn't been so good.

1 hours later 1018010 Sage
>>1018001 Slug lives like 20 minutes away from me.

1 hours later 1018018 Raven
>>1017997 Would do lewd things with/10.

1 hours later 1018022 Anonymous
>>1018010 yet you're socially retarded and insecure irl so you'll never meet

1 hours later 1018028 Anonymous
>>1017997 real talk, I would put my dick in yo butt. And you could keep it. I like my dick, I don't want to lose it. But I don't know a better place to keep my dick.

1 hours later 1018029 Anonymous
>>1017997 I tried to tell you, you quarter darkie, you've got no reason to be so embarrassed by those old pics. Half the broads in this thread are probably cutting themselves after seeing that booty.

1 hours later 1018030 Anonymous (tumblr_lm10fsUZAC1qadf4jo1_500.gif 500x333 504kB)
>>1017997 its a nice butt I'd touch it

1 hours later 1018033 Anonymous (epiphany.jpg 350x509 41kB)
holy manface

1 hours later 1018035 Sage
>>1018022 I promised her we would. One day. And I'm a woman of my word.

1 hours later 1018036 ufufu
maaaaan after drinking a beer and doin stuff im kinda sleepy. would it be bad to take a nap at 8 pm

1 hours later 1018043 haato
>>1018036 Nah So what if you wake up early?

1 hours later 1018046 Watashi
>>1018036 Do you want to wake up at like 3 AM fully rested with nothing to do? That's what happens to me when I do that.

1 hours later 1018047 Anonymous
>>1018035 Me and slug said that we'd meet some day down the line. She got a boyfriend since then and I'm a guy. So I doubt it'll happen because "Oh my boyfriend won't be happy with that". Shit, I'm too much of a prude to do any casual sexings or fuck her the first time I meet her (or anybody).

1 hours later 1018053 Anonymous
>>1018029 >billy shamelessly hitting on the guy with a baboon butt

1 hours later 1018054 Anonymous
>>1018045 faggot

1 hours later 1018058 ufufu
>>1018046 maybe? i like being awake in the middle of the night

1 hours later 1018060 Anonymous
>>1018045 >uncut OY VEY

1 hours later 1018063 Anonymous
>>1018045 thats Epi? shit I've seen that tons of time on 4chan, probably first saw it on /gif/

1 hours later 1018065 Epiphany
>>1018028 Hahaha that's really sweet and lewd >>1018029 Old pics are worst pics though, I've gotten slimmer since then >>1018033 Leave my faec alone! >>1018045 Oh god, fuck you

1 hours later 1018066 Anonymous
>>1018053 Come at me fag I'll fuck you up I'm fuckin jacked.

1 hours later 1018068 haato
>>1018058 Middle of the night is the best time for doing stuff and going outside

1 hours later 1018073 Blue Penguin
>>1018068 Agreed

1 hours later 1018075 ufufu
>>1018045 not gonna lie im turned on now >>1018068 its a good time of day to do anything really, it's so quiet in my apartment after the bars close and the buses stop running and stuff

1 hours later 1018077 Watashi
>>1018068 This is true.

1 hours later 1018080 Anonymous
>>1018045 what the fuck am I going to do with this erection now?

1 hours later 1018087 Anonymous
>>1018080 stick it in an electrical socket

1 hours later 1018092 Anonymous
>>1018087 Or in PotC, if you really want to suffer a horrible shock.

1 hours later 1018109 Anonymous
Now that things have calmed down, let's take a moment to educate ourselves; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPoQ ehTQZaQ

1 hours later 1018113 Raven
>>1018066 >internet toughguy >/lgbt/ Lel.

1 hours later 1018115 Anonymous
god, now I'm really horny and it's all epiphany's fault for being a slut in the past.

1 hours later 1018116 Anonymous
>>1018113 >newfag >anywhere

1 hours later 1018118 Anonymous
>>1018045 so he's on hormones and his penis didnt shrink even an inch what is this sorcery

1 hours later 1018120 Anonymous
>>1018109 >whycantiholdallthiserection.png

1 hours later 1018121 Anonymous
>>1018118 That image is like a year old.

1 hours later 1018122 ϟteven Beard
>>1018109 >I went to Dr. Chettawut in Thailand and received a great result!

1 hours later 1018123 Anonymous
>>1018118 it's an old gif, she lost a button on those panties since then.

1 hours later 1018131 Epiphany
>>1018115 >in the past lel >>1018118 These pics are old as fuck

1 hours later 1018133 Anonymous
>you will never learn the identity of kitchen spatula slut and tongue that butt

1 hours later 1018135 Sage
>>1018131 I remember them from /soc/ hah.

1 hours later 1018137 Watashi
>>1018133 But would you let her cook you breakfast afterwards?

1 hours later 1018142 Epiphany
>>1018135 But I never ever went on /soc/...

1 hours later 1018144 Anonymous
>>1018137 She better boil that damn spatula.

1 hours later 1018146 Anonymous
>>1018135 >monkeymouth >/soc/ im not surprised

1 hours later 1018147 Anonymous
>Monkey mouth goes to /soc/

1 hours later 1018148 ϟteven Beard
>>1018137 I would as long as she didn't clean it first.

1 hours later 1018151 Anonymous
>>1018147 >>1018146 yeah its not really a surprise i bet he camwhored there and got a confidence boost from the 30 year old virgin neckbeards lel

1 hours later 1018152 Anonymous
>>1018142 someone else probably posted it in a trap thread

1 hours later 1018153 Sage
>>1018142 Well someone dun post as you. Also I don't like epi. I will call you pip instead. Epi sounds like you're having a seizure.

1 hours later 1018158 Anonymous
Epiphany, how do I get a nice clean butt?

1 hours later 1018160 Anonymous
>>1018133 its some porn star, google image search that shit

1 hours later 1018163 Anonymous
>>1018158 You just always remember that if you don't keep your hole nice and clean, I'm going to pop my rod in there, pull out a plum, and you'll have to chow down.

1 hours later 1018165 Anonymous
>>1018131 your penis is tiny now?

1 hours later 1018173 ϟteven Beard
>>1018158 Get dreadlocks. Dreadlocks are the result of pulling your hair so hard that the ass hairs pull through.

1 hours later 1018174 Epiphany
>>1018151 Nope, I did that on /b/. I never posted on /soc/. >>1018152 I thought /soc/ was so you could post your own pics, not others. >>1018153 Okayy, Pip is pretty cute too! >>1018158 Ummm, shave and wash? >>1018165 No talky about penis

1 hours later 1018177 Anonymous
>>1018174 they do it anyway, half the threads are reposts

1 hours later 1018186 Sage
>>1018174 Pip is way cuter tho

1 hours later 1018188 Anonymous
>>1018174 Maybe I should get it bleached so it's super nice, maybe.

1 hours later 1018190 A
>>1018174 >Nope, I did that on /b/. I never posted on /soc/. (s)hes talking about monkey mouth also go on cam and do stuff

1 hours later 1018197 Sage
>>1018190 Everyone's talking about me. I'm just that desirable and interesting.

1 hours later 1018200 Anonymous
>>1018173 I appreciate the effort, anon. You get a check mark.

1 hours later 1018205 Blue Penguin
>>1018197 So much so I hate you for being so tsuntsun and ignoring me.

1 hours later 1018206 Epiphany
>>1018173 Ew >>1018177 That makes sense then. >>1018186 I don't know, I think I like Epi a little more. >>1018188 Bleached hole is best hole. Like Bailey Jay.

1 hours later 1018212 Anonymous
>>1018197 are u the one with red hair? its hard to remember trips who aren't particularly memorable.

1 hours later 1018219 Epiphany
>>1018190 I'm not going on cam. You make me sad today...

1 hours later 1018220 Sage
>>1018205 I'm not ignoring! I just didn't want to tell you I can't read you a story because it was a sad feel ;=;

1 hours later 1018222 Anonymous
>>1018212 He's the one that acts like Princess with the african mouth.

1 hours later 1018225 Anonymous
this thread is just /soc/ trap threads with more trolling

1 hours later 1018228 Sage
>>1018206 Give it time, I'll sway your nickname yet.

1 hours later 1018229 Anonymous
>>1018206 Isn't it awkward to get it bleached though? Especially when you're a transgirl.

1 hours later 1018232 A
>>1018219 use um tinychat

1 hours later 1018235 Anonymous
>>1018229 Their job is to slather bleach all over buttholes all day every day. I imagine it would hardly register.

1 hours later 1018240 ϟteven Beard (em.jpg 612x586 38kB)
Does this look like Sage with black hair to anyone else?

1 hours later 1018241 Anonymous
>>1018229 "wait a second, you have a cock back here! gross i thought i was just gonna spackle your ass!"

1 hours later 1018244 A
>>1018240 no, her lips arent monkey-ish enough

1 hours later 1018245 Anonymous
>>1018240 nah that girl is pretty sage isnt

1 hours later 1018246 Anonymous
>>1018240 Looks more like Zoe Deschanel after a traffic accident.

1 hours later 1018248 Epiphany
>>1018228 We'll see! Pip reminds me of LotR lol >>1018235 I was just gonna say this, all they do is see ass all day.

1 hours later 1018250 Sage
>>1018240 I think I look more like Sage than she does.

1 hours later 1018254 Watashi
>>1018241 I think your cock may be on the wrong side of your body, Anon. I know I don't have a cock back there.

1 hours later 1018257 Anonymous
>>1018248 pip and epi are dumb i'm calling you phany

1 hours later 1018265 Anonymous
>>1018235 Yeah but most girls don't have a penis, I don't want to gross them out. Do I tell them before or no? jesus criste.

1 hours later 1018266 A
>>1018254 > not having one back there

1 hours later 1018268 Epiphany (epiphanpy.jpg 300x287 31kB)
>>1018250 Yeah, I think you're right. >>1018257 Now I sound like a pokemon

1 hours later 1018269 Anonymous
>>1018257 I'm calling her dreadcocks.

1 hours later 1018271 Sage
>>1018248 And pippin was a fool of a took. Maybe that's no good, unless you too are a fool of a took. >>1018257 >phany >Fanny Nope. Sounds too much like an aunt.

1 hours later 1018273 ϟteven Beard (z12.png 324x422 300kB)
Does this look like Sage with red hair to anyone else?

1 hours later 1018276 Blue Penguin
>>1018220 Oh... That is a bad feel.

1 hours later 1018279 Anonymous
>>1018273 Looks like a white monkey with red hair.

1 hours later 1018281 Anonymous
>>1018265 I don't know who you are, and I'm not trying to be an ass here, but do you really pass that well? I have seen like 3 t-girls in my life that could fool me on the street.

1 hours later 1018283 Sage
>>1018273 Woah she looks pretty similar to me. Me, her and sage could be twins

1 hours later 1018286 Anonymous
Anon was right, I found the kitchen slut pretty fast. None of her other stuff is doing it for me though.

1 hours later 1018292 Anonymous (monkey.jpg 1200x1200 217kB)
>>1018273

1 hours later 1018296 Anonymous
>>1018286 Is it slug?

1 hours later 1018297 ϟteven Beard
>>1018283 yuh are sah geh

1 hours later 1018298 Blue Penguin
>>1018273 Sage goes in all fields...

1 hours later 1018303 Epiphany
>>1018269 Ayyyyyyyyo >>1018271 I'm a bit of a fool, but not a took, make of that what you will.

1 hours later 1018304 ufufu
>tfw asshole is naturally hairless i could use a bleaching tho

1 hours later 1018305 Anonymous
>>1018281 Let's say I pass really well, do I still tell them or doesn't it matter? What if they're transphobic and kill me.

1 hours later 1018313 A
>>1018304 gross

1 hours later 1018314 Anonymous
>>1018305 that might not be good for business i think

1 hours later 1018315 Anonymous
>>1018273 I have to hand it to you Sage, even pre-hrt you looked like a girl not the prettiest of girls, but a girl nonetheless

1 hours later 1018320 ufufu
>>1018313 >hot ftfy

1 hours later 1018322 Anonymous
>>1018296 no, its a pornstar

1 hours later 1018323 Watashi
>>1018305 If you're scared of that, then just ask if they're trans friendly when you're setting up the appointment.

1 hours later 1018325 ϟteven Beard
>>1018298 no you do

1 hours later 1018327 Anonymous
>>1018304 disgusting

1 hours later 1018329 Anonymous (BJMWYjpCIAEGccm.jpg large.jpg 1024x1365 195kB)
>>1018296

1 hours later 1018332 Blue Penguin
>>1018325 I'll go in all your fields...

1 hours later 1018334 ϟteven Beard
>>1018304 yeah i'll give your asshole a bleaching

1 hours later 1018339 Watashi
>>1018329 Is she doing a photoshoot at an abandoned building or some shit? That house looks so dreary and depressing.

1 hours later 1018343 ϟteven Beard
>>1018332 well you're invited

1 hours later 1018344 Anonymous (1373742327163.jpg 420x248 81kB)
I had a sex dream about one of mybonline friends. I just told them it. We were chilling, she was her on bed (she's pre everything). I started crawling into her bed, she seemed kinda surprised at first, but soon I was feeling her up. Then I sucked her dick.

1 hours later 1018346 Anonymous
>>1018339 Looks like it. She also has a nice handjob pic w/drool that would probably give you some flashbacks.

2 hours later 1018350 Blue Penguin
>>1018343 I-it's just that easy? You haven't added me on Skype yet...

2 hours later 1018351 Anonymous
>>1018344 chaser.

2 hours later 1018352 ufufu
>>1018334 nice 1 >b-but that's not bleach steven-kun

2 hours later 1018355 Anonymous
>>1018344 you lost me at the last part

2 hours later 1018356 Anonymous
>>1018244 >her oh noez they got u snap out of it fast

2 hours later 1018358 Anonymous
>>1018323 Well I don't know maybe I could just go there in boymode or something.

2 hours later 1018360 Anonymous
>>1018344 >not forcing her onto your cock so inconsiderate

2 hours later 1018361 Anonymous
http://i.imgur.com/Q3xPPpq.jpg whos she?

2 hours later 1018365 ufufu
>>1018344 >sex dreams about online friends i feel like that's kind of weird

2 hours later 1018367 Anonymous
>>1018361 bailey jay bro

2 hours later 1018370 Watashi (1345119984154.gif 500x281 993kB)
>>1018346 I don't need flashbacks, my memory is crystal clear.

2 hours later 1018371 Anonymous (1342100601616.jpg 613x559 63kB)
>tiny penis >shrinks even more on HRT >tfw will get shit SRS and your genitalia related dysphoria is really bad Why.

2 hours later 1018372 ϟteven Beard
>>1018361 >picture of obama >whos that

2 hours later 1018376 Anonymous (1374042279356.jpg 744x1052 699kB)
>>1018365 I'm kinda weird baby

2 hours later 1018377 Anonymous
>>1018372 >assuming everyone is amerifat

2 hours later 1018379 Anonymous
>>1018365 One of my online friends fap to the thought of raping me.

2 hours later 1018380 haato
>>1018365 It is pretty weird But I've had them

2 hours later 1018383 A
>>1018356 is that a trap too? >>1018365 > implying u dont hab sex dreams about me is that y ur weird

2 hours later 1018391 Anonymous (image.jpg 400x299 48kB)
>>1018383 >having sex dreams >not knowing what you look like How in the name of Zeus's butthole do you do that?!

2 hours later 1018393 Anonymous
>>1018379 I don't know how I would feel about this if someone told me that

2 hours later 1018397 Anonymous
>>1018383 if it's posted in a mtf thread then yeah you can be 100% sure it's a trap

2 hours later 1018399 Anonymous
>>1018370 Watashi you need to get laid.

2 hours later 1018400 ϟteven Beard
>>1018350 more like you haven't accepted my generous request

2 hours later 1018405 Anonymous
>>1018371 Worst feel.

2 hours later 1018410 Anonymous
>>1018365 I've had it before too

2 hours later 1018412 Watashi ([Commie] Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita - 09 [BD 720p AAC] [B98B2108].mkv_snapshot_19.16_[2013.06.12_22.44.46].jpg 1280x720 98kB)
>>1018399 Yeah, it's been a few years.

2 hours later 1018415 Anonymous
>>1018412 I mean really get laid. With the cock impaling your shitcunt and all that.

2 hours later 1018416 Anonymous
>>1018399 >tfw never been laid >tfw my dad offered to buy me a hooker if i was still a virgin by the time i turned 18 And they wonder why I want to be a girl...

2 hours later 1018420 ufufu
>>1018399 ooh me too i need to get laid too pls

2 hours later 1018421 Anonymous (1371974154398.jpg 988x978 101kB)
>>1018412 >tfw 20 years old kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin

2 hours later 1018422 A
>>1018391 we skyped >>1018397 but what if one these faggots want to like compare themselves to a cis girl? lel someone let me use their netflix

2 hours later 1018424 Anonymous
>>1018422 Get a job man. Jesus.

2 hours later 1018428 Watashi
>>1018421 I didn't lose my virginity till I was 21, Anon. Maybe this coming year is the year for you.

2 hours later 1018430 Anonymous
>>1018420 Well alright, I guess I can give you both a hard dicking. I thought you were a lesbo, but it's all the same to me.

2 hours later 1018431 Anonymous
>>1018428 anal virginity still intact?

2 hours later 1018432 Anonymous
>>1018420 What does binary look like?! >>1018422

2 hours later 1018436 Anonymous
>>1018428 get out gramps

2 hours later 1018438 Anonymous
>>1018428 I haven't ever had sex with somebody I actually wanted to fuck. shitsux.

2 hours later 1018439 Anonymous
Where do I find qt boys to do lewd things with or a bf? Do europeans use OKC? I don't even know where to look.

2 hours later 1018442 Watashi
>>1018431 Depends on if strap-ons count or not, I guess.

2 hours later 1018443 ufufu
>>1018432 a qtpi

2 hours later 1018445 Anonymous
>>1018439 which part of europe? A few people use it in the UK.

2 hours later 1018447 Anonymous
>>1018442 we'll just say no >>1018439 I saw some anon guy that posted okc related crap, so probably

2 hours later 1018451 Anonymous (fuck okcupid.png 753x521 39kB)
>>1018447

2 hours later 1018455 Anonymous
>>1018445 The colder part of europe. I have no idea how to date and shit.

2 hours later 1018456 Anonymous
>>1018446 B&

2 hours later 1018457 Anonymous
>>1018446 And that was the day A finally got a 3 month ban.

2 hours later 1018458 ufufu
>>1018451 i have no clue why ppl love dark souls so much

2 hours later 1018459 Anonymous
>>1018455 dating is just hanging out pretty much. but the guy will pay for everything and be disappointed every night that you don't fuck him.

2 hours later 1018460 Anonymous
>>1018451 dark souls isn't even good tho

2 hours later 1018461 Anonymous
>>1018455 good news, neither does anyone else on the internet

2 hours later 1018463 Anonymous
>>1018430 Neither of you? Sigh... Fine.

2 hours later 1018465 Anonymous (fuck okcupid2.png 753x521 39kB)
>>1018458 >>1018460 I like challenging content. I like games which aren't just blat blat, you win, here medal. also >Prunus in the captcha. Gotta catch up on prunus girl I guess.

2 hours later 1018466 Blue Penguin
>>1018458 Cause it was still fun after 90 hours and multiple play throughs?

2 hours later 1018467 ufufu (sex.png 1113x900 422kB)
>>1018465 prunus girl ended spoilers: they fuck

2 hours later 1018469 Anonymous
>>1018459 That sounds nice, I would love to find a qt to hang out with but I have no idea where.

2 hours later 1018471 Anonymous
>>1018467 was his/her gender legitimized? I know they kinda kept it up in the air.

2 hours later 1018481 Anonymous
>>1018458 to be honest, I've really gone off of dark souls because of all the hacking. People found out how to hack the ps3 version after the pc version came out. Now there are fuckers who don't die from bottomless drops and instead fly right back up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRsw clEJ_Gk

2 hours later 1018482 Anonymous
>>1018465 dark souls isn't challenging though fuck, even witcher 2 is more challenging than dark souls

2 hours later 1018485 Anonymous
>>1018482 the pvp was engaging and skill based when it wasn't giantdads or laggy as fuck or against a hacker.

2 hours later 1018486 Anonymous
>>1018482 This is why I find it funny that I know 3 people who perma-ragequit the game after a couple hours. One guy I knew never played again after he couldn't beat the gargoyles. I have played so many more challenging games than DaS, it's silly.

2 hours later 1018488 Anonymous
>>1018485 running around in circles trying to backstab someone =/= challenging

2 hours later 1018492 Mangy
Is it ok to bring a stuffed animal for comfort during an electrolysis session?

2 hours later 1018495 Anonymous
>>1018492 whatever helps sweetheart <3

2 hours later 1018496 Anonymous
>>1018492 Might be inappropriate. But you can clutch it while I slam your hole.

2 hours later 1018498 Anonymous
>>1018492 sure why not

2 hours later 1018499 Anonymous
>>1018482 >>1018486 Dark souls isn't challenging, the thing is though that it brickswalls you if you refuse to learn how to play. Most games can just be played by bashing your head against them until you win. Dark Souls required you to actually look at what is happening. >>1018488 Or when it wasn't against backstab fishers I guess. I fucking loved invading people naked with 105 casts of force and flippy ring and throwing them around untill they either ragequit or fell off a cliff.

2 hours later 1018501 Mangy
>>1018496 I held a bear when i got my ears pierced it made it a lot less scary

2 hours later 1018502 Anonymous
Where do I find boys who aren't beta fagits?

2 hours later 1018503 Anonymous
>>1018501 if a guy is doing the electrolysis ask him if you can hold his penis.

2 hours later 1018504 Anonymous
>>1018501 This piecing might hurt a little more than that, so you better hang on to it.

2 hours later 1018505 Anonymous
>>1018502 outside

2 hours later 1018510 Anonymous
how did your parents react to you coming out? my mom was pretty cool with it I also recall some anon coming out to their mom in a past thread and saying that she wanted him to see a psych or whatever

2 hours later 1018511 Anonymous
>>1018505 Do I have to talk to them or will they talk to me? Only neckbeards use internet dating.

2 hours later 1018513 Anonymous
>>1018502 Depends, what do you qualify as beta? Do you think an 'alpha' would really fuck you when you can't even get teen pregnant and have your life destroyed by him?

2 hours later 1018516 Anonymous
>>1018510 She's very supportive.

2 hours later 1018518 Watashi
>>1018510 They were both more or less cool with it. My dad did tell me I should get a second opinion at first.

2 hours later 1018519 Anonymous
>>1018502 >>1018513 I'm pretty sure as soon as you use those words and make generalizations you've lost the fight.

2 hours later 1018520 Anonymous
>>1018511 depends on how attractive you are but since youre here you might need to initiate the conversation

2 hours later 1018524 Anonymous
>>1018513 I don't care if he's 'alpha' or not but I don't want to date a neckbeard. Just a normal guy who isn't ugly and maybe even likes video games or something.

2 hours later 1018526 Anonymous
>>1018502 Heres what you do go play league of legends. When somebody decides to be a complete asshole in character select you flirt with him. Obviously the most selfish person is the most alpha. Say it turns you on how he puts himself so far above his team that he'd rather lose himself and be the reason for that loss than get along with a bunch of beta losers.

2 hours later 1018528 ufufu (lewd7.jpg 390x478 40kB)
>mfw watching videos of guys jerking off dammit im horny

2 hours later 1018530 Anonymous
>>1018528 B-but I thought you liked girls

2 hours later 1018531 Anonymous
>>1018524 >neckbeards >Beta those are gammas through to omegas.

2 hours later 1018533 Anonymous
>>1018528 faggot

2 hours later 1018534 Anonymous
>>1018528 satisfy that by jerking off guys on the street no one would turn down a free hand job

2 hours later 1018537 Blue Penguin
>>1018528 Ohh that is lewd

2 hours later 1018538 ufufu
>>1018530 why not both

2 hours later 1018539 Anonymous
>I hate most mainstream music. >I've shaved my head twice in the last two years simply because I was bored. NOPE

2 hours later 1018540 Dollface (jul27-1.jpg 1281x1281 933kB)
>>1018510 my mom was very supportive! i just started wearing makeup and came home in a dress one day. (long story) she rolled with it. speaking of which!! hanging out with my mom has been really nice!! and everything is going well for like the first time i've seen her since i've been living fulltime and everything. we went to NY and did all of the normal touristy things since she's never been there. i got some stuff at AA and we walked tons and now my neck/feet/arms/back/eyes hurt ;_; how was everyone's friday?

2 hours later 1018541 Watashi ([Commie] Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita - 05 [BD 720p AAC] [1DA1F81F].mkv_snapshot_14.09_[2013.05.30_18.35.33].jpg 1280x720 99kB)
>>1018528 Link?

2 hours later 1018543 Anonymous
>>1018539 >I´m highly intelligent nope

2 hours later 1018544 Anonymous
>>1018540 hey dolly. your porn movie was neat. are you gonna make more?

2 hours later 1018545 okcupid adventurers
>>1018539 you on okcupid? Theres some hilarious stuff on there.

2 hours later 1018546 Anonymous
>>1018528 I bet you want to touch them.

2 hours later 1018549 Anonymous (1346936264034.jpg 578x681 61kB)
>>1018545 Yeah, i've never used it before. >mfw all these short beta men Being 5´11" is suffering.

2 hours later 1018553 ufufu
>>1018541 i liked this one cuz of his moans http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=Ci Ppg_C830_

2 hours later 1018554 Blue Penguin
>>1018540 Was horrid in the best way.

2 hours later 1018555 Anonymous
>>1018549 >Greetings! (Just had to) Next.

2 hours later 1018558 okcupid adventurers
>>1018549 fuck, I'm only a half inch taller than you. >I'm looking for mr right, not mr right now >19 years old >has 2 kids and is pregnant at time of writing >Drinks "often" Good luck with that.

2 hours later 1018560 Anonymous
>>1018553 That penis is pretty delicious. 9/10 would suck

2 hours later 1018564 Anonymous
>>1018549 Oh god why, am I really that fucking tall? All boys are like 5´9" My guy friends are all taller than me.

2 hours later 1018565 Watashi (1358661341660.gif 480x270 419kB)
>>1018553 That was pretty good. Guys moaning is so fucking cute.

2 hours later 1018566 Dollface
>>1018544 ahaha no! i mean i didn't even make that one. someone told me about it the other day being posted. it's actually been on various sites for awhile (xhamster etc) the vid is me pre-hrt almost 2 years ago now. people record my shows quite often though, as well as everyone else on cam4's. there's a shady site/forum that has all of the links. >>1018554 idk if that's a good or a bad thing ;_;

2 hours later 1018567 okcupid adventurers
>>1018562 >answering the dreaded 6 things. Nothing is ever right on that. >See great person, everything about her seems perfect >What I'm doing on a friday night >Blogging >You should message me if >"you aren't an MRA scumbag."

2 hours later 1018569 Anonymous
>The first things people usually notice about me >I'm short. So beta.

2 hours later 1018571 MANdalf the Gay
>>1018569 tfw I put "I like grey" for that. Not my fault I need to die before my robes turn white.

2 hours later 1018575 okcupid adventurers
>>1018569 >My fedora >My beard >My sense of humor

2 hours later 1018577 Anonymous (1371437887662.gif 300x169 1146kB)
>I'm a fantasy nerd/fan/wierdo, whatever you prefer. I love mythical beasts and legends such as dragons, Wizards, Elves, Dark magical forests and LEATHER!

2 hours later 1018582 Anonymous (NEREVAR AGAIN.jpg 500x500 44kB)
>>1018577 >and LEATHER!

2 hours later 1018583 Blue Penguin
>>1018566 I didn't do anything but I got to talk to a lot more trans people on Skype and stuff... Mixed feels.

2 hours later 1018588 Anonymous
>>1018569 just deleted my okcupid, because I only filled out half the shit and didn't even upload a pic and its been sitting there for like 4 months now yolo

2 hours later 1018590 Anonymous
There are a lot of guys taller than 5´11" they said Being 5´11" is not that bad they said

2 hours later 1018591 Anonymous
>>1018588 I'm filling one out right now and only telling the truth. Angry messages are sure to follow.

2 hours later 1018594 Anonymous
>>1018510 >I also recall some anon coming out to their mom in a past thread and saying that she wanted him to see a psych or whatever that'd be me psych appointment is still scheduled for Monday but today she told me she's cool with it if it makes me happy then said we'd have to go shopping and listed all the shit she wants to buy me while I giggled like a retard some anon said she'd probably freak out after therapy but I guess they were wrong

2 hours later 1018600 Watashi ([Commie] Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita - 10 [BD 720p AAC] [76B9B4FA].mkv_snapshot_12.22_[2013.06.13_01.28.04].jpg 1280x720 108kB)
>>1018594 That's pretty awesome Anon, what kind of stuff does she want to buy you?

2 hours later 1018601 okcupid adventurers
I want to link LSP's but last time somebody linked his okcupid he met slug. I don't want to be responsible for something like that.

2 hours later 1018603 Anonymous
>>1018594 are you the same one who's insurance wasn't accepted by that first place?

2 hours later 1018607 Anonymous
>>1018594 >some anon said she'd probably freak out after therapy but I guess they were wrong It was for your own good.

2 hours later 1018608 Anonymous (9fc89eb056c977ab52c6e208d493d896.jpg 723x1020 276kB)
I want to seduce cute guys and pleasure their dicks. I want to get the fuck laid. I'm moving into some dorms soon, though I'm socially anxious. I hope I can find a cute guy.

2 hours later 1018612 Anonymous
>>1018601 http://www.okcupid.com/profile/mcst ache Here you go, seems he's online because we're all talking about okcupid.

2 hours later 1018613 Anonymous
>>1018608 And you're where exactly?

2 hours later 1018614 Anonymous
>>1018603 I don't recall saying that sorry >>1018600 Skirts, makeup, dresses, female shirts, stockings, female running shoes, heels and other shit

3 hours later 1018616 Anonymous (1367043688140.gif 800x473 102kB)
>tfw no qt boys taller than 5´11" on okcupid

3 hours later 1018618 okcupid adventurers
>>1018612 Oh god, what have you done. Poor slug 2.0.

3 hours later 1018621 Anonymous (1374552905468.jpg 790x500 93kB)
>>1018613 A CC in south texas. You saying you'd fuck me? Ah, the indecency of fucking someone you meet online, it almost turns me on to think of stooping that low. I'd do it.

3 hours later 1018624 Blue Penguin
>>1018612 Oh look a okc link... What is this?

3 hours later 1018627 okcupid adventurers
>>1018618 >The first things people usually notice about me >I could put something really creepy or intimidating here. >I could say "The knife in their back" for maximum edge. >You should message me if >You honestly think it is a good idea; or if I message you first - that'd be good. >pls respond. (´・ω・`) Shit LSP, what are you doing?

3 hours later 1018628 Anonymous
>>1018621 >stooping that low Even if we were nearer I'd probably have to pass with that attitude. Odds are I'd be the one "stooping."

3 hours later 1018631 Anonymous
>The first things people usually notice about me >Hair. And my angry face >You should message me if >If you wanna grt your mind blown away by my awesomeness No..

3 hours later 1018636 Anonymous
>>1018614 also while we're on running shoes does anyone have any suggestions? I want to lose weight and I've been doing cardio for an hour and half every morning I was using an ancient pair of sneakers and now my feet are fucking covered with blisters. Ow.

3 hours later 1018638 okcupid adventurers
>>1018627 shit shit shit, he just visited my profile. I'm out.

3 hours later 1018639 Anonymous
the best part about okc is the fucking questions it asks you >is the prospect of nuclear war exciting to you?

3 hours later 1018640 Anonymous (a80287fa1d8128773ba4438f85e21779.jpg 1343x2373 1413kB)
>>1018628 You calling me ugly? You don't even know me, as matter-a-fact we're both anonymous. You don't seem like the type that'd be willing to call me names and slap me anyway.

3 hours later 1018641 Anonymous
>>1018639 I just answered yes to that.

3 hours later 1018642 Anonymous
>>1018636 Instead of doing cardio for that long, you could take a page out of Dr. Weird's book: http://youtu.be/kUAPDvo2UBM

3 hours later 1018645 Watashi ([Commie] Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita - 09 [BD 720p AAC] [B98B2108].mkv_snapshot_16.19_[2013.06.12_22.36.04].jpg 1280x720 102kB)
>>1018636 Here's a suggestion; don't do cardio for an hour and a half straight every day you nut.

3 hours later 1018647 Long Standing Problem
>>1018638 Hah, I only visited one profile out of the ones that visited me. Good job man, you wan sum fuq? >>1018641 well of course its exciting, you don't need to enjoy something for it to excite you. Are people so repressive of their emotions that they'd answer no?

3 hours later 1018651 Anonymous
>>1018647 >Do you think homosexuality is a sin? Hm...

3 hours later 1018652 Anonymous
>>1018645 No. I am going to lose weight and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

3 hours later 1018654 Anonymous
>>1018645 Hey. Hey Watashi. Psst, hey...

3 hours later 1018655 Long Standing Problem
>>1018651 I don't even believe in the concept of sin. Now the concept of love however.

3 hours later 1018659 Watashi
>>1018652 Seriously though, you're just going to need to deal with blisters if you insist on running that much every day. Maybe look into other types of cardio? Swimming? >>1018654 What?

3 hours later 1018663 Anonymous
>>1018659 Go outside!

3 hours later 1018664 Anonymous
>>1018659 I do swim.

3 hours later 1018669 Anonymous
>>1018664 >4chan cuts off my post I do swim, but it feels like I'm not losing any weight and I never really get tired. Also, dysphoria gets triggered hard when I see my topless currently male body.

3 hours later 1018671 Watashi
>>1018663 It's 1 in the AM though.

3 hours later 1018673 Anonymous
>>1018669 Also, gonna go to bed now. 9 more hours until I'm off to the gym again. Later!

3 hours later 1018674 Anonymous
>>1018671 best time to go outside

3 hours later 1018675 okcupid adventurers
well last post. >>1018647 We already fucking know each other. Well anyway. >See this profile http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Jess ica_x >Seen her pictures before >Try to think where >Go on /soc/ >trap thread >one of her dick is in that thread >Her dick.

3 hours later 1018676 Anonymous
And profile is done enough for now. These dumb questions never end. Let's see if anyone can get past their disgust at my arrogant profile info and hit on me.

3 hours later 1018677 Anonymous
>>1018675 I remember her, it's the down syndrome trap.

3 hours later 1018678 Anonymous
>>1018676 Post it.

3 hours later 1018680 Anonymous
>>1018675 downstrap

3 hours later 1018686 Long Standing Problem
>>1018675 shit, I was going to message her but her inbox was full. She's trans? >>1018677 she is kind of cute. But living in manchester comes with the territory of being fucking stupid.

3 hours later 1018688 Anonymous
>>1018678 As soon as I figure out how to actually link it I shall. These newfangled social sites are confusing to my addled mind.

3 hours later 1018689 ufufu (1304094785402.png 700x700 337kB)
hmm i think i need a vibrator. masturbating w this dildo is not cuttin it

3 hours later 1018693 Blue Penguin
>>1018689 Make gif?

3 hours later 1018694 Anonymous
>>1018689 Stop looking at penises you slut.

3 hours later 1018695 Long Standing Problem
>>1018689 Ufufu I saw you visit my profile. I will hold this against you forever.

3 hours later 1018699 ufufu
>>1018694 i did stop >>1018693 why are u so gay i thought u was straight >>1018695 well it was linked so i figured i would check it out s-sorry lsp im just h-havin fun

3 hours later 1018700 Anonymous
>>1018695 long standing faggot you're gross

3 hours later 1018701 Watashi
>>1018689 >Not owning vibrating dildos I thought you were cool ufufu

3 hours later 1018704 Blue Penguin
>>1018699 I am straight I just like playing Binary's advocate

3 hours later 1018706 Long Standing Problem (ufufu.png 432x534 6kB)
>>1018699 >Less romantic >Worse Mannered >Less Capitalistic

3 hours later 1018707 Anonymous
>>1018699 >responding to a fetishist Penguin

3 hours later 1018710 Long Standing Problem
>>1018700 say that to my beard motherfucker, not online. then see what happens. Also, u swe m8?

3 hours later 1018711 Anonymous
>want a bf who likes video games and stuff >don't want a beta bf I guess i'll stay single forever.

3 hours later 1018714 Blue Penguin
>>1018707 Lol oh you

3 hours later 1018718 Long Standing Problem
In the spirit of discussing okcupid. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/-Lit tleLottie Jesus Christ. Why is this a thing?

3 hours later 1018719 ϟteven Beard
>>1018714 That's really gay, Blue.

3 hours later 1018722 Anonymous
>>1018678 http://www.okcupid.com/profile/phin nc Warning; you will hate me.

3 hours later 1018728 Anonymous
>>1018718 her profile is kinda cute, but idk how i feel about someone with a hairy face and an ear for a nose

3 hours later 1018729 Anonymous
>>1018710 I would darling then I'd gladly push you off the cliffs gratis

3 hours later 1018731 Blue Penguin
>>1018719 I am not a damn agp. Agp's don't fuck up their junk!

3 hours later 1018735 ufufu (Devil-Dick-8.5-Inch-Vibrating-Dildo-in-Hot-Pink1.jpg 1000x1000 55kB)
>>1018701 yeah well thats what i was thinking of getting, somethin nice and fat like this. i also like bullet vibes >>1018700 naw hes not on my shitlist anymore, i overreacted when i insulted him before and he seems ok if a bit neckbeardy but hey we're on 4chan >>1018706 >less literary hmmmmm

3 hours later 1018737 Anonymous
>>1018722 what do you write / compose?

3 hours later 1018738 Long Standing Problem
>>1018728 ah, thats a point, having no face in the picture is against the rurus.

3 hours later 1018739 Anonymous
>>1018731 >dat denial whatever helps you sleep at night

3 hours later 1018740 Canola Yogurt
>>1017830 Sorry about the delay; dinner. The same requirements for HRT in general, that's it. The only difficulty is finding a pharmacy that fills it. Most Walgreens won't have it in stock, so you'll likely have to call around. Oh and you'll have to be cool with injecting yourself, or have somebody who can do it for you. It's easy, but some people are squeamish.

3 hours later 1018744 you may
>>1018735 i own this one but its blue

3 hours later 1018745 Anonymous
>>1018718 >not being her daddy pls

3 hours later 1018746 Anonymous
>>1018722 >32 >Kentucky >Bi I don't see how you'll ever succeed >fucking >fucking >fucking >fucking >snorting oxy never mind, you're good to go >You have a hole that needs renovation. fucking lel

3 hours later 1018750 ϟteven Beard
>>1018731 says you

3 hours later 1018751 Long Standing Problem
>>1018745 I just want a mutual, respectful relationship for me to ruin with my highly fetishistic views on love. If it starts as some fucked up incestuous roleplay I really don't have it in me to degrade it from there.

3 hours later 1018752 Anonymous
>>1018735 Agreed, lsp is one of the qt guys I have seen around here why do people hate him anyway O.o

3 hours later 1018755 Blue Penguin
>>1018739 Fine I am a agp wtf does it change? Doe it mean I can fuck all these trans girls and not care? Does it mean that I don't have to worry about my beard while wearing dresses?

3 hours later 1018757 Anonymous
>man >shoter than 5´11" Pick 1

3 hours later 1018759 Anonymous
>>1018757 >girl >taller than 5'7" Good luck.

3 hours later 1018761 Anonymous
>>1018757 Why I want to be a grill

3 hours later 1018764 Anonymous
>>1018755 >agp feeling proud of his fetish side no surprises there

3 hours later 1018766 Anonymous
>>1018738 is it true that after a few weeks of being on ok cupid, everyone gets an email saying you've been upgraded to the more elite tier of attractive people? Or is it really only for the most attractive 50%

3 hours later 1018767 Watashi ([Commie] Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita - 09 [BD 720p AAC] [B98B2108].mkv_snapshot_06.35_[2013.06.12_22.22.48].jpg 1280x720 90kB)
>>1018757 >>1018759 So what does that mean if your height is between 5'8" and 5'10"?

3 hours later 1018768 Long Standing Problem
>>1018752 I had a crush on slug, people found out and took the teasing a bit far. I got hopeful because of it all, then slug fell for another guy and it kind of upset me more than it should have. Its in the past. Also 2 years ago I was arrested for ownership of "contraband imagery" (I had just turned 18 at the time) which is the uk legal term for loli doujins. They can't even call it child pornography but they attempt to charge you as if it is.

3 hours later 1018769 Anonymous
>>1018767 You better give good head.

3 hours later 1018772 Long Standing Problem
>>1018766 well I got that email. So I guess everyone gets it. They even sent me a fucking email asking me to be a moderator.

3 hours later 1018774 Anonymous (1368085929442.jpg 340x377 65kB)
>>1018759 That's mean anon.

3 hours later 1018776 Anonymous
>>1018774 Don't start nothin, won't be nothin.

3 hours later 1018778 Anonymous
>>1018767 you are obviously trans one way or another you will never blend into society it will always be obvious to cis people that you are not your gender

3 hours later 1018779 Anonymous (1371974138117.jpg 544x708 63kB)
>i'm really good at: being random

3 hours later 1018780 Blue Penguin
>>1018764 I-I hate you anon.

3 hours later 1018781 Anonymous
>>1018755 it's okay, don't listen to pseudoscience theories be proud

3 hours later 1018786 Anonymous
>>1018778 are you going to do it??

3 hours later 1018787 Long Standing Problem
>>1018779 My "I'm really good at:" used to be "fucking things up." My profile, legitimately, used to be more depressing.

3 hours later 1018792 Anonymous
>>1018786 fak i meant to quote >>1018772

3 hours later 1018794 Anonymous
Tall girls are qt r-right?

3 hours later 1018796 Anonymous
>>1018752 >being in love with a pedophile sex offender why are people this retarded i hope you get grabbed by your dick by a rapist on the loose (lsp) and burned alive in the woods, whore

3 hours later 1018797 Blue Penguin
>>1018781 I'm not a agp though!

3 hours later 1018798 Anonymous
>>1018797 shhhhhh just embrace it and love yourself

3 hours later 1018800 Blue Penguin
>>1018794 No they all are hideous

3 hours later 1018803 Anonymous
>>1018794 the only good man is a tall man and a good tall man appreciates a good tall woman

3 hours later 1018806 Anonymous
>>1018780 >i-i-internet s-s-s-s-t-tuttering in da m-m-mix its not even cute so stop it retard

3 hours later 1018811 Anonymous
>>1018806 y-you t-too

3 hours later 1018815 ufufu
>>1018794 >qt it's possible, but it's easier for us to be stunning, gorgeous, arresting, etc. like i dont really consider myself "qt" but i do think i'm pretty and i have gotten compliments like being "paintable" or "photogenic" or "modelesque". not "cute" as much but i'm not a teenager anymore so i really feel very little need to try to be "cute"

3 hours later 1018816 Anonymous
>>1018768 cmon man, we all know more of the story. Slug lead you on saying that if distance wasn't a problem she would probably date you if she was ready for a relationship. Then went into a LDR with another guy 3 days after saying she wasn't ready for any kind of relationship. You tried to just cut off talking to her because she hurt your feelings pretty badly with that and every time she's tried she says how happy you've made her and how much she likes you. And you come crawling back to let her fuck with your heart some more. You are pathetic beyond logic and reason and need to move on with your life, don't fucking worry about upsetting some girl who has somebody else, even if she says she does, she doesn't need you.

3 hours later 1018817 Anonymous
>>1018806 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck you, c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c -c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c- c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cowpoke.

3 hours later 1018818 Anonymous
>>1018797 Excuse me for asking, but what does AGP stand for exactly?

3 hours later 1018820 Anonymous
>>1018794 most of the time

3 hours later 1018822 Anonymous
>>1018818 America's Got Potatoes.

3 hours later 1018823 Anonymous
>I will not tolerate any type of misogynistic jokes or comments or any macho attitude (just to be clear)

3 hours later 1018824 Long Standing Problem
>>1018818 Almighty Great Penis.

3 hours later 1018825 Anonymous
>>1018818 awesome gay penis

3 hours later 1018826 ufufu
>>1018818 "actually gay phaget"

3 hours later 1018828 Anonymous
>>1018818 Actual gay person

3 hours later 1018829 Anonymous (1335119229117.png 484x399 191kB)
>>1018823 same person >the most private thing i'm willing to admit >i love transvestites :P...really, i do. A man, wearing makeup...hmmm, perfect. :))) Fucking women.

3 hours later 1018832 Anonymous
>>1018824 >implying your fat beta stick could be described by such expletive words

3 hours later 1018833 ufufu
>>1018823 i dont like that stuff either

3 hours later 1018835 Blue Penguin
>>1018798 No! I want dick... from a man... >>1018806 No? Filter me if it gets to you >>1018818 Autogynephile

3 hours later 1018836 Z
>>1018826 actually gay phaget a.k.a long standing problem

3 hours later 1018837 Anonymous (tumblr_mlou0mowyX1rz6r8so1_500.jpg 480x640 103kB)
>>1018794 yea, i have been really desperate to rub thighs with a qt tall girl

3 hours later 1018839 Anonymous
>>1018835 >I want dick >>1018722

3 hours later 1018841 Long Standing Problem
>>1018829 I seriously just fucking close the tab whenever I see 'misogynist', 'feminism', 'mra', 'privilege', 'patriarchy' etc. Those people are just no fun at all.

3 hours later 1018845 Anonymous
from messaging me if you currently or ever have a: owned a fedora, b: considered yourself to be a brony, c: used "men's rights activist/mra" as a personal descriptor, d: worshiped christopher hitchens, e: wished to oppress people using your religious beliefs, f: had any sort of anti-feminist that about covers them all

3 hours later 1018848 Long Standing Problem
>>1018832 I think at least penis could be used, right?

3 hours later 1018851 Anonymous
>>1018841 I'm a feminist but why would anyone put that boring shit in their profile when they're looking for a man. >i like discussing feminism Yeah, you sound like a fun person

3 hours later 1018853 Anonymous
>>1018851 I mean who doesn't want to discuss oppression over a couple of drinks?!?

3 hours later 1018855 Long Standing Problem
>>1018851 exactly. Gender politics is a terrible thing to bring into dating and personal interaction.

3 hours later 1018857 Watashi ([Commie] Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita - 11 [BD 720p AAC] [DD24F84C].mkv_snapshot_17.11_[2013.06.13_02.37.33].jpg 1280x720 90kB)
>>1018845 >tfw you owned a fedora

3 hours later 1018859 Anonymous (1360439309555.gif 295x221 1127kB)
>>1018829

3 hours later 1018861 Long Standing Problem
>>1018857 Its ok, I have a few war helmets, bowler hats, fedoras, tophats, aviator hats, trilbys and a hat that also functions as a pencilcase.

3 hours later 1018862 Anonymous
>>1018857 and to think I actually wanted to put my dick in you

3 hours later 1018863 Anonymous
>>1018841 Would you fight for Man-Child marriage?

3 hours later 1018866 Blue Penguin
>>1018839 W/e album-anon I would never!

3 hours later 1018867 Anonymous
>>1018861 I want a german helmet to wear while doing lewd things.

3 hours later 1018868 Anonymous
>>1018857 oh no. watashi i am very disappointed

3 hours later 1018869 Anonymous
>I'm a chubby genderqueer pansexual feminist. weeeeeee, okc is fun

3 hours later 1018874 Long Standing Problem
>>1018863 I honestly think the age required for marriage should be raised. 16 is too low, people aren't ready for that kind of commitment untill their 20s, or even 30s.

3 hours later 1018878 Anonymous
>>1018866 I know it's a long drive, but it would be worth the effort.

3 hours later 1018880 Anonymous
>>1018861 >>1018857 really I liked buying interesting hats and hanging them up arround my walls i thought it was cool decor. I had fedoras, like big mobster ones, top hats, bowlers, fuzzy russian hats, fighterpilot helmets, and i was trying to buy a cosmonaut helmet

4 hours later 1018881 Anonymous
>>1018851 I'm a guy, and I find that a very appealing personality trait in a partner. I like talking about gender and society, too. So having someone to talk about it with that I can relate to is a major plus. How in the hell did I end up on 4chan /lgbt/? Everyone knows feminists don't exist on 4chan. Something is wrong with us.

4 hours later 1018884 Blue Penguin
>>1018878 >tfw several guys want to give you the d but none of them are in your state

4 hours later 1018889 Anonymous
>>1018855 Only if you disagree. If you match up, it's a fantastic bonding.

4 hours later 1018891 Anonymous
>>1018881 well i think people should put whatever they are into in their profile, there a re both men and women who are into that sort o thing so w/e let them have fuck

4 hours later 1018892 Anonymous
>>1018884 That's how it always goes. And I'm afraid I wouldn't walk 2,300 miles.

4 hours later 1018896 ufufu
>>1018881 >tfw dont identify as feminist because of feminism's issues as a whole relating to minority women including women of color, trans women, disabled women, and the intersections of those minorities how am i on 4chan

4 hours later 1018897 Anonymous
>>1018892 >>1018884 >tfw 2800 miles from penguin I'd so play with her bobs

4 hours later 1018899 ϟteven Beard
>>1018884 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNl MtqrYS0

4 hours later 1018901 Anonymous
>>1018884 >tfw several guys want to give you D but bitch out when you tell them youre trans

4 hours later 1018902 Blue Penguin
>>1018892 >>1018897 Not helping...

4 hours later 1018905 Long Standing Problem
>>1018896 I used to identify as an egalitarian. Then I got a shitload of harassment from feminists and the man version.

4 hours later 1018907 Anonymous
>find qt boy >he's shorter than me Ok, I hate being tall.

4 hours later 1018908 Anonymous
>>1018897 >tfw not male and therefor not within bob-playing requisites. 2 miles away. Actually I have no idea where she lives.

4 hours later 1018909 Anonymous (imustbreakyou.jpg 480x360 6kB)
>>1018897 I'm closer, so I win this hypothetical bob play contest. >and itsuffa

4 hours later 1018910 Anonymous
>>1018902 >tfw no penguin tots to suckle

4 hours later 1018912 Anonymous
>>1018905 top lel

4 hours later 1018913 Anonymous
>>1018909 ...well fine then I'll go play with someone else bobs

4 hours later 1018915 Anonymous
>straight guy >i'm looking for bi girls only What.

4 hours later 1018916 Anonymous
>>1018907 >tfw 5'4" tranny >tfw no guy over 5'2" ever messaged me there is no based god

4 hours later 1018918 Watashi ([Commie] Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita - 12 [BD 720p AAC] [3FD774B6].mkv_snapshot_13.09_[2013.06.20_02.25.54].jpg 1280x720 81kB)
>>1018862 I haven't worn it in years, though.

4 hours later 1018920 Anonymous
>>1018905 I did too actually. Never got shit for it. I guess I still sort of do? My only position is that if MRAs or Feminists start up a movement that I see will do good for whatever gender, then it has my support.

4 hours later 1018921 Anonymous
>>1018915 He's trying to work up a FFM, obviously.

4 hours later 1018922 Anonymous
>>1018916 >tfw people will expect me to do femdom shit because of height

4 hours later 1018925 Blue Penguin
>>1018901 Not sure if worse...

4 hours later 1018928 Anonymous
>>1018916 I couldn't help but laugh, sorry >>1018921 this

4 hours later 1018929 Anonymous
>>1018905 >egalitarian what do you think animals don't deserve rights?

4 hours later 1018930 Anonymous
There are some very frightening people on 4chan. Be careful everyone. That's all I'm going to say.

4 hours later 1018931 Anonymous
>>1018930 I would ask that you explain in greater detail.

4 hours later 1018934 ufufu
>>1018930 bs u cant say that then dip. now tell us the story

4 hours later 1018935 Anonymous
>>1018930 I learned that the first day I ever visited /b/ that was 6 years ago

4 hours later 1018936 Anonymous
>>1018930 while an obvious observation story is required

4 hours later 1018937 Anonymous
>>1018922 I think my perfect partner is a sissy/trap who i can dom at my leisure

4 hours later 1018939 Anonymous (1351242207221.jpg 514x498 37kB)
>I am bigendered. That means that while I am biologically male, I have a male and a female personality that I switch between now and then.

4 hours later 1018940 Long Standing Problem
>>1018920 the issue I really saw was that at this point 'gender issues' should be on the backburner at the moment behind issues of sexuality, race and disability and that movements named entirely around primary gender issues really shouldn't be involved with those as they kind of overshadow them.

4 hours later 1018941 ϟteven Beard
>>1018930 I would love to meet you. Have you ever been to Texas? I can show you around. We could go to Nasa. Do you like anal? How much semen have you digested? Just give me an approximation. I would love to meet you.

4 hours later 1018946 Long Standing Problem
>>1018939 Nigga, I'm biracial and bigendered. I switch between being some honky white bitch and a sassy black woman who don't need no man.

4 hours later 1018947 Anonymous
I've never noticed how many shows these days throw in random bits about trans people

4 hours later 1018949 Anonymous
>>1018918 you've become stained though, I won't be able to get over it.

4 hours later 1018950 Anonymous
>>1018947 nooooo

4 hours later 1018953 Anonymous (personality.gif 435x773 11kB)
More arrogant? It's not my fault everyone else is so terrible.

4 hours later 1018954 ϟteven Beard
>>1018947 It was really nice of Ray to pay for her operation after she was an extortionist.

4 hours later 1018955 Anonymous
>>1018946 >Honky Isn't that already a term for white? Isn't that redundant? Also, bitch->woman, where's the bigendered aspect in this example? Really LSP, I expected better examples from you. C-

4 hours later 1018959 Long Standing Problem
>>1018955 implying my sassy black woman self wasn't giving that description and doesn't believe that my white self is a little bitch betamale.

4 hours later 1018961 Watashi
What's a good username if I were making an OkCupid?

4 hours later 1018966 Anonymous
>>1018941 Add in an "i love you and i've been dreaming about someone my whole life who i think might be you" >>1018931 >>1018934 >>1018936 Someone adds me on skype. After 2 seconds asks if we can date. Keeps doing actions. I thought it was a joke. That was a few weeks ago in like a 5 minute conversation before bed. Then he talks to me today asking where I've been saying he cares about me and loves me (after we talked 5 minutes) and doesn't want me to leave him and wants to be together forever because he dreams about me and wants me to be his. Tells me he hopes I don't abandon him like everyone else he's loved.

4 hours later 1018967 Anonymous
>>1018961 agoraphobicbuttslave4u

4 hours later 1018968 Anonymous
>>1018961 longshlong69

4 hours later 1018969 Anonymous
>>1018961 holes4dicks69

4 hours later 1018972 Blue Penguin
Eff this thread imma go to bed and touch myself

4 hours later 1018974 Anonymous
>>1018961 hjmasteress33

4 hours later 1018977 Long Standing Problem (GONNA OUTDO YOU.png 430x605 7kB)
>>1018961 XxDankTokerWatashemale420SnortPrecu mxX

4 hours later 1018978 Anonymous (1364497599253.jpg 519x600 77kB)
>>1018967 Holy shit I laughed

4 hours later 1018980 Anonymous (DSCF3593.jpg 2048x1536 774kB)
>>1018972 It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

4 hours later 1018981 Anonymous
>>1018959 I considered that possibility but didn't want to assume. I'll raise it to a B+. You're still getting marked down for redundancy. Being sassy and black does not excuse one from having creativity young lady.

4 hours later 1018982 Long Standing Problem
>>1018980 oh god, please. My nipples hurt just looking at it. I know this guy who got really into nipple play, got his pierced for it.

4 hours later 1018985 Watashi (1344962350644.jpg 906x716 89kB)
>>1018967 I like this one.

4 hours later 1018989 Long Standing Problem
>>1018981 well I'm a strong independant black woman who don't need no grading system.

4 hours later 1018992 Anonymous
>>1018980 Is it damaging to your nipples to do something like this?

4 hours later 1018994 Anonymous
>>1018985 You should post potential profile photos here so we can help you pick the cutest ones.

4 hours later 1018999 Long Standing Problem (aww shit mah nigga.png 989x475 242kB)
>>1018851 >>1018889 Here you go. Row Row fight the patriarchy.

4 hours later 1019000 Anonymous
>>1018992 I don't actually go in for all the heavy weights and stuff. Compact vibrating clamps with a good grip are more my style.

4 hours later 1019006 Anonymous
>>1018992 if you leave them on too long or pinch too hard, yeah

4 hours later 1019008 Anonymous (1344584205792.jpg 259x253 21kB)
>My self-summary: A fun to be around person, and...did I mention I'm fun?

4 hours later 1019017 Watashi
>>1018994 Do you need to put a picture on your profile right away? I was thinking about taking some new ones soon, I certainly don't want to put any of the ones I've posted here on there. Not that I'm that cute anyways, but I think I could do a little better now.

4 hours later 1019020 Anonymous
>>1019017 If you want people to message you.

4 hours later 1019022 Anonymous
>>1019017 >1019017 I think it's optional actually. Of course nobody will go for it if you don't have a pic, so you want one eventually.

4 hours later 1019023 pony smAshing gAylord smoken dA dAnk evrydAy y'All (1350963353559.jpg 500x366 56kB)
holy shit u guys r boring

4 hours later 1019030 Anonymous
>>1019023 Busted!

4 hours later 1019037 Anonymous
>>1019023 Reminder that this person is an underage redditfag who forwards all the pictures he sees here to reddit so you'll get recognised on the street by some moutbreather who thinks just because your pictures are on the internet that you'll want to fuck.

4 hours later 1019062 pony smAshing gAylord smoken dA dAnk evrydAy y'All (hitler xD.jpg 387x520 51kB)
>>1019037 why must u tell everyone?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY PLAN IS FOILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 hours later 1019063 Anonymous
>>1019062 >He says, oblivious to how painfully trite his schtick is

4 hours later 1019080 pony smAshing gAylord smoken dA dAnk evrydAy y'All
>>1019063 >says this post >doenst post eviednce

4 hours later 1019092 Anonymous
>>1019080 >reminder that posting in this thread makes you one of us >you are now boring

4 hours later 1019109 Watashi
New Thread: >>1019106

5 hours later 1019244 slug
>>1018816 I doubt you're still in this thread but that's not true. I made it clear to him I just wanted to be friends, much before things with that guy happened. >saying she wasn't ready for any kind of relationship. Think I said that I probably shouldn't get into one considering my mental state. But it happened. >every time she's tried as far as I know it only happened once I'm not trying to fuck with him, I just like him a lot and want to be his friend. If he really doesn't want to talk to me anymore then I could understand it.

12 hours later 1020538 Anonymous
>>1018608 are you a virgin anon?

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