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2013-07-27 01:43 1016544 Anonymous (notallow.jpg 1024x566 64kB)
If I could have but one wish, it would be to make all breasts disappear forever.

29 min later 1016773 Anonymous
If you collected all breasts and combined them into one big one, it would be roughly 18 miles in diameter.

1 hours later 1017166 Anonymous
>>1016773 Damn, that's a lot of cancer on this earth.

1 hours later 1017334 Anonymous
It is done. Babies now drink blood. Now, about your contract...

1 hours later 1017343 Anonymous
>>1017334 >Implying that breasts = mammaries >Implying that larger breasts are better at breastfeeding >Implying that most other mammals have big cow udders

1 hours later 1017357 Anonymous
Tits are the best. You're an assmunch.

1 hours later 1017388 Anonymous
>>1017357 >tits >not cancer >not dfc master race You are the worst lesbian/bisexual.

1 hours later 1017398 Anonymous
>>1017343 Don't get mad at me because you were greedy and communicated poorly. 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人

1 hours later 1017409 Anonymous
>>1016544 I wish that everyone had titties.

1 hours later 1017415 Anonymous
I really do not see the appeal of boobies. They can make clothes look nice I guess. But mostly they just jiggle a bit when you touch them. This is a quality of many objects.

1 hours later 1017429 Raven
Instead of getting rid of them all, can you just trade me yours instead? If you have them, of course...

2 hours later 1017578 Anonymous
Going off topic, anyone else think there were some legitimately funny moments in yuru yuri? >Ping pong in the hot springs

2 hours later 1017634 Anonymous
>>1016544 >be a heterosexual cis male >see this This is why you're hated.

3 hours later 1017851 Anonymous
If I had but one wish, I'd get rid of my bodyhair below the neck, forever. I don't care about other people's, just my own.

3 hours later 1017947 Anonymous
>>1017343 The reason females have breasts that come out of the body in a bulbous shape, is due to the fact that a baby's face can only properly suck on a nipple when it's sticking out like that. If it was flat against the woman's chest, it wouldn't be able to latch on due to its nose getting in the way.

6 hours later 1018830 Anonymous
>>1017947 >is due to the fact that a baby's face can only properly suck on a nipple when it's sticking out like that. Tell that to all the flat chested women who can breastfeed just fine.

6 hours later 1018900 Anonymous (df2dbda77690ce7df3ecaf5b9c4a5e6b.jpg 900x1603 1000kB)
>Breasts >Not disgusting chest tumors I congrat lesbians for having iron stomachs, those things should be wiped off the planet.

6 hours later 1018944 Anonymous (tumblr_mokr4ckzRm1rwt9z4o2_500.jpg 450x358 64kB)
I'm a bi male and this is creppy.

6 hours later 1019005 Anonymous (les.png 251x201 69kB)
>>1016544 >ITT: Feminist lesbian's say no to boob's - news at eleven

6 hours later 1019050 Anonymous
>>1019005 Pretty cool demotivational, bro.

6 hours later 1019116 Anonymous (1358971176273.jpg 490x314 33kB)
This is a terrible thread.

7 hours later 1019191 Anonymous
>>1017947 No, the point of breasts is literally to mimic an ass during face-to-face sex. All primates are attracted to asses. All of them.

7 hours later 1019340 Anonymous
>>1018830 How flat chested are we talking here? Also, don't all boobs get a little larger when breast feeding simply due to holding milk?

7 hours later 1019351 Anonymous
>>1019191 But everyone already has an ass. If anything, the ass would be in the shape of boobs to mimick boobs, because everyone loves boobs and the males get left out.

7 hours later 1019371 Anonymous
>>1017634 I'm curious as to why you come to this board, default/non-deviant person.

7 hours later 1019437 Anonymous
>>1019351 What? Do you not get it? We're the only primates that regularly do face-to-face sex. Primate males are aroused by the sight of asses. Boobs give a male something arousing to look at during face-to-face sex.

7 hours later 1019455 Anonymous
>>1019437 Then why don't men have boobs?

9 hours later 1019890 Anonymous
>>1019340 Completely flat chested women can breastfeed just fine. >>1019340 A lil' bit. But they go back to being flat after no longer needing to breastfeed. They also don't swell all that much in most mammals. Temporary swelling and a species having breasts all of the time is quite different.

10 hours later 1020034 Anonymous
>>1019437 >We're the only primates that regularly do face-to-face sex. Nope, bonobos do that too.

11 hours later 1020163 Anonymous
>>1020034 Bonobos are gay.

11 hours later 1020174 Anonymous
>>1020163 Actually yes, some Bonobos ARE gay.

11 hours later 1020189 Anonymous
>>1019455 but we do

11 hours later 1020240 Anonymous
>>1016544 why do you hate boobs? isn't that extremely insensitive to make that decision for all of humanity? can you imagine all of the people you would sadden? how can you be that selfish? shame on you anon.

12 hours later 1020251 Anonymous
>>1016544 Yesterday was >kids are stupid Today is >breast are stupid wow this board really is filled with fagots.

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