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2013-07-26 01:41 1012416 Anonymous (Jeanine1.jpg 800x1200 69kB)
http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archiv es/2013/07/defence_minister_joins_g ay_pri.php The dutch minister of defence will join in the gay pride parade in Amsterdam. How does it feel to be so far behind Americans? [spoiler] and she's hot[/spoiler]

23 min later 1012445 Anonymous
Damn it, can't believe I'm missing Amsterdam pride to go visit relatives abroad.

24 min later 1012446 Anonymous
I might actually see it this year but.. she's not *that* hot. At least not by Dutch standards

26 min later 1012449 Anonymous
>>1012446 well no but I didn't know her and I looked up the picture expecting an old dude

30 min later 1012457 Anonymous
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34 min later 1012467 Anonymous (39413.jpg 400x288 38kB)

36 min later 1012475 Anonymous
>>1012457 ... Okay that was hilarious *this* time. There's a secret to the Dutch Tolerance. A reason why the Dutch tolerate gay people. [spoiler] It brings in cash. It's a testament to the practical mindset of the Dutch people [/spoiler] And I just want to hug them for it, cause it's hilarious

50 min later 1012513 Anonymous
>>1012446 >Be Dutch >Be a grill >Look like something that crawled out of a drain compared to this woman >Get told she's average by Dutch standards well shit I don't know which Dutch chicks you hang out with btw

58 min later 1012554 Anonymous
>>1012475 That's part of it, we also just don't really give a fuck as long as it doesn't bother us directly. The Dutch are pretty closed-minded though. >dem faggots are ok if i don't have to see them kiss and plastered all over my tv >zachary quinto is one of the cool gays because he does action shit

1 hours later 1012561 Anonymous
>>1012513 I'm an expat in the netherlands and for the most part I find Dutch girls pretty attractive, lots of tall blonde types around. Not really my type, but they are nice to look at. Where do you live btw?

1 hours later 1012567 Anonymous
>>1012561 Nijmegen, you?

1 hours later 1012572 Anonymous
>>1012475 What? Oh I thought it was because every Western European country was super gay-friendly and the Dutch are just fucking following suit. But no, you're probably right. The Netherlands are SO SPECIAL, because clearly they are the ONLY country to have a gay pride parade!!! Stupid faggot. There's plenty to be proud of in the Netherlands. Find something worthwhile.

1 hours later 1012589 Anonymous
>>1012513 I dated one of the cheerleaders of the Amsterdam Admirals before I realized.. well.. girls aren't for me. >>1012554 Yeah, Dutch people are pretty closed minded. They believe in phrases such as: "Be normal, that's crazy enough" and "What the farmer doesn't know, he wouldn't eat" I also didn't want to say too much because people get annoyed when they learn tolerance is really.. (at most) practicality. By the way, what's a grill?

1 hours later 1012600 Anonymous
>>1012567 Maastricht. Also known as fucking-middle-of-nowhere

1 hours later 1012626 Anonymous
>>1012600 lmao the south That doesn't even count as part of the Netherlands, enjoy being hated

1 hours later 1012783 Anonymous
>>1012600 Op here, I live in Maastricht as well atm

2 hours later 1013030 Anonymous (Broken Dreams.jpg 550x412 43kB)
Figures. Guess this is why their military lets shit like Srebrenica happen.

3 hours later 1013417 Anonymous
>>1012783 No way! This is such a little town that I figured I'd never see anyone from here on 4chan

4 hours later 1013612 Anonymous
>>1012600 I'm from Maastricht too

4 hours later 1013624 ❤ Melly ❤
>>1012416 because the dutch have had to worry about war on their soil for the last 20 years.

4 hours later 1013632 Anonymous
>>1012416 A politician makes an empty gesture in return for votes? Ground breaking.

4 hours later 1013680 Anonymous
>>1012600 >fucking-middle-of-nowhere >Maastricht That's not how you spell friesland

4 hours later 1013705 Anonymous (1371717121059.jpg 261x247 28kB)
>pride parades >Government's Minister taking part in a demonstration while in office >and while it is completely unrelated to her domain of competence Why?

5 hours later 1013721 Anonymous
>>1013705 >demonstration Your american is showing.

5 hours later 1013731 Anonymous
>>1013721 >demonstration >demon DEMON IT'S OBVIOUSLY A CONSPIRACY

5 hours later 1013752 Anonymous
>>1013721 Is'nt it the right word? Damn, I'm French and it was hard enough for me to learn it wasn't "manifestation".

5 hours later 1013834 Anonymous
>>1013705 VVD desperate to show it's not all about crony capitalism and is going all like: "hay guise, we can still do social progressivism, ruhruh-really, so here's a token act!" Rest of the thread is just the all too common viva hollandia circle-jerk that occurs when Dutchies group together somewhere foreign.

5 hours later 1013990 Anonymous (1318623532581.jpg 740x740 107kB)
>>1012416 Is that... a FEMALE Defence Minister?

5 hours later 1014000 Anonymous
>>1013030 Fuck off. They weren't even armed for a conflict. It's not the Dutch's fault.

7 hours later 1014505 Anonymous
>>1013680 I lold >>1012641 Praise Jesus. I'm from the mid-east originally, so my Dutch is pretty unaccented. >no eastern famers accent >no shitty Nijmegen accent Feels good man

9 hours later 1015572 Anonymous
>>1014505 So what kind of accent do you have? Not that I'd probably hear much of a difference given my expatness... Also surprising number of Maastrichters in this thread, I've now seen more gay Limburg folks on 4chan than I have IRL </3

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