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2013-04-14 01:14 9969614 Anonymous (austronesia_hetalia_ocs___tattoo_by_dinosaurusgede-d5mx0v0.jpg 1467x528 395kB)
Austronesian Thread. Welcomed: Indonesia, Malaysia, Brunei, Philippines, Papua New Guinea, Micronesia, Polynesia, New Zealand(Maoris), and Australia. Not Welcomed: Everyone else.

0 min later 9969624 Flipbro
>Australia wat?

1 min later 9969628 Anonymous
>>9969614 I am here , I am queer get used to it.

1 min later 9969629 Anonymous
>>9969624 wot cunt?

2 min later 9969639 Anonymous
>>9969624 Native Australian of course. >Abos for example.

2 min later 9969641 Anonymous
>>9969628 >belgium >relevant

2 min later 9969644 Anonymous
>>9969628 haha belgium is gay that explains everything

3 min later 9969652 Flipbro (austronesia-02.jpg 750x460 96kB)
See in map. For some reason we skipped that big wasteland

3 min later 9969655 Anonymous
>>9969641 says Ausfalia

4 min later 9969668 Anonymous
>>9969652 Couldn't handle the abo banter, obviously. Ah well, jokes on you, this place is filthy rich.

4 min later 9969670 Anonymous
>>9969655 says the country which has been continually been invaded and raped by the fucking germs stay beta as all fuck

5 min later 9969680 Anonymous
>>9969670 C'mon mate fair go, there's like 10 Belgians verse billions of Jerries

5 min later 9969681 Flipbro (spider-webs-australia-floods-clouds_49726_600x450.jpg 600x369 60kB)
>>9969668 Filthy no. I would say stuff made of nightmares.

5 min later 9969682 Anonymous
>>9969670 2 times ?

6 min later 9969691 Anonymous
>>9969670 also we kicked them out the first time and the second time they promised help to certain groups of our country so there was alot of collabartion.

8 min later 9969715 Flipbro
>>9969639 According to the maps i 've seen nope. Madagascarans are much more Austronesian than abos will ever be. New zealanders also and those interbred with them and produced giant whites/

8 min later 9969719 Anonymous
>>9969681 Iron, gold, uranium oil, silver, countless gem mines including diamond etc we're set m8

8 min later 9969722 Anonymous
>>9969682 >>9969691 And now your chugging the EU's cock. The history of the belgians is one of chugging the dick of whoever was the most powerful, whether it be the germans or the french, and now the bureaucrats

10 min later 9969743 Anonymous
>>9969722 We cannot help it everybody wanted to have a piece of us. Cannot say it didnt do us any good, they gave us lots of art and historical buildings. How is it on your Island with your Asian bro's ?

10 min later 9969745 Anonymous
>>9969722 >The history of the belgians is one of chugging the dick of whoever was the most powerful, HAHA mate this describes us perfectly. Now away from this inane conversation, back to the topic at hand!

11 min later 9969766 Anonymous
>implying there'll be a single Abbo reply I don't think you understand how rare Aborigines are in Australia. You'll never see one in major cities except maybe Darwin. Most of them live on shitty reserves. It's quite sad, really how much they were fucked over.

18 min later 9969883 Anonymous
>>9969715 There are still austronesian, no matter how little genes they have. Apparently, they're killing off the abos population. Such sad fate of our people.

26 min later 9970028 Anonymous
>>9969766 I saw a fair few in Perth city centre just laying about. One particularly old guy was on a bench and he looked like he had passed out.

32 min later 9970119 Anonymous
United States of South East Asia (US-SEA) yay/nay?

41 min later 9970271 Anonymous
>>9970119 yay.

44 min later 9970316 Flipbro
>>9970119 Austronesian Federation of Asia and Pacific. Cant forget those pacific islander qt 3.14s

46 min later 9970339 Aristocrat
Well that sucks. I have no Austronesian blood. How about the flips of this board stop being an asshole to everyone else eh?

47 min later 9970359 Anonymous
Where is Madagascar? You made my little colony hurt. And abo is not really Austronesian.

47 min later 9970368 Anonymous
>>9970339 shut the fuck up race traitor. go fuck your norwegian wife's corpse.

48 min later 9970380 Flipbro
>>9970339 its liek one guy dude, One guy. >>9970359 Blame the artist. Hell the pacific islands arent even there >>9970368 Are you stupid? Blandaing is our way of life. Your the traitor

49 min later 9970391 Anonymous
>>9970339 It's literally just one underage dumbass shit-posting in every thread.

50 min later 9970412 Anonymous
I'm proud to be Chinese and not be riddled with brown monkey genes like the rest of you.

52 min later 9970426 Aristocrat
>>9970368 That was fucking uncalled for, kiddo. >>9970380 >>9970391 I rarely go here but I've seen Flip threads that are all inept trolling, how should I know how many flips are in here really?

52 min later 9970433 Anonymous
>>9970380 >No Pacific Islanders What is Polynesia and Micronesia.

52 min later 9970434 Anonymous
>>9970412 >Thinking being a rice goblin is any better.

53 min later 9970445 Anonymous
>>9970412 >2013 >being proud to be chinks

55 min later 9970483 Flipbro (Dalai-Lama-1_1.jpg 501x499 71kB)
>>9970412 Why dont you move to China then?

57 min later 9970506 Anonymous
Magandang gabi poooooooo

57 min later 9970512 Anonymous (1364343540667.gif 240x320 1834kB)
>>9970412 REMOVE SIOMAI, REMOVE SOIMAI FROM PREMISES. >>9970426 Are you suggesting that we became a namefags? >Can I be Flip 1

58 min later 9970525 Anonymous
>>9970434 Being a rice goblin is better than a shitskin >>9970483 >Why dont you move to China then? I'm already in a future Chinese SAR, why would I move back?

58 min later 9970528 Anonymous
>>9970512 I dunno why, but that gif put a huge smile on my face

58 min later 9970545 Flipbro
>>9970506 whadya eating?

1 hours later 9970570 Flipbro (1352783349801.jpg 348x383 56kB)
>>9970525 Because we do you really think we would ever stop breeding? Do you? We are obviously beating the chinese in the rates nowadays.

1 hours later 9970603 Anonymous
>>9970426 >>9970426 Trolling and general idiocy isn't exclusive to Flip threads and we tend to get along with other nationalities that visit. I don't know what kind of threads you've been getting into, but just like any thread on this site, you have to sift through all the shit to get to the good stuff. Civil discussions pertinent to the region or current topic isn't uncommon as you think.

1 hours later 9970775 Anonymous
>>9970512 That walk was hilarious. I wish I could be that jolly in public.

1 hours later 9970813 Flipbro
>>9970775 Watch chuu2 yet?

1 hours later 9970890 Anonymous
>>9970813 I haven't watched a chinese cartoon in ages, sorry. But I take it that's where he got it, right?

1 hours later 9970911 Anonymous (potatobake10-795483.jpg 408x423 141kB)
>>9970545 I just had potato bake I can't cook to save my life, my imouto made it

1 hours later 9970915 Flipbro (13493844046962.gif 463x400 177kB)
>>9970890 Yup Chuu2. Its storyline and comedy can entertain

1 hours later 9970927 Flipbro
>>9970911 Thank god for bakeries yeah?

1 hours later 9970929 Anonymous
Hello everyone

1 hours later 9970966 Flipbro (tumblr_mcn6e7NU8E1rexnc2o1_500.gif 480x480 649kB)
>>9970929 hello old enemy.

1 hours later 9970996 Anonymous
Well, I'm 1/16th abo. Can I come in?

1 hours later 9971015 Flipbro
>>9970996 we are still confused if they are even one of us but nothing stopping you man.

1 hours later 9971036 Anonymous
ugly asians monkeys

1 hours later 9971048 Anonymous (1276853931269.jpg 251x245 8kB)
>the closest to getting a tongan flag on /int/ is switzerland

1 hours later 9971062 Flipbro
>>9971048 Get to see much tongans?

1 hours later 9971066 Anonymous
>>9970996 How the fuck did any white man find an abo attractive? At least with Africans/Amerindians it's understandable.

1 hours later 9971074 Anonymous
>>9970525 >Chinese >Not shitskin Top fucking lel

1 hours later 9971081 Flipbro
>>9971066 Australian eugenics program.

1 hours later 9971092 Anonymous
No Taiwan? I know we aren't that common anymore but still ;_;

1 hours later 9971116 Flipbro
>>9971092 People always forget that. More of the fact the ROK has really no interest in helping whats left of austronesians in formosa.

1 hours later 9971119 Anonymous (samantha harris.jpg 1102x1600 218kB)
>>9971015 Cool. >>9971066 I'm not going to pretend to have full understanding of the nuances of human attraction, but sometimes you just gotta get it in something, y'know? Here's an attractive abo though. Well, half.

1 hours later 9971133 Anonymous
>>9970929 Have a malaybro friend on Garena. He is a complete weeaboo who plays LoL all day. He was surprisingly proficient at English, but I've heard only Malaysians educated in fancy private schools are good at it. Is it true?

1 hours later 9971148 Flipbro
>>9971119 Are you fucking serious? or is she just another mix?

1 hours later 9971169 Anonymous
>>9971116 At least we're growing somewhat in population. ;_;

1 hours later 9971170 Anonymous
>>9971148 Like I said, half. Half is substantial though.

1 hours later 9971173 Flipbro
>>9971119 Holy shit i am looking abos pics in google those fucking pics they bring here all the time are the cherry picked fat ones who look like apes.

1 hours later 9971174 Aristocrat (Paul Henwood.jpg 480x250 64kB)
>>9971066 Whites really turn anything into acceptable creatures. Pic related. White/Abo

1 hours later 9971207 Flipbro (url.jpg 807x618 166kB)
>>9971170 How about this one?

1 hours later 9971222 Anonymous
>>9971174 He looks like a really tanned white guy

1 hours later 9971227 Anonymous
chile return polynesian clay pls

1 hours later 9971263 Anonymous
>>9971207 Looks full blooded to me. Just a note: some abos are naturally blonde so don't see a blonde one and think "Must be a mix" because that's not necessarily true.

1 hours later 9971308 Flipbro
>>9971263 No i mean i never thought they have facial structures like this. By regularly posting the fat ones, people can actually make you think they aren't human which was happening to me till i saw your half abo pic and this one.

1 hours later 9971312 Anonymous
I've only ever seen one attractive abo. That's hit. The rest are disgusting.

1 hours later 9971317 Anonymous
>>9969614 They're look like Japanese

1 hours later 9971328 Anonymous
>>9971317 no, they look like animes

1 hours later 9971345 Malaybro
>>9971133 It varies definitely, but the average Malay speaks English without a proper grasp of grammar, even if he has a decent vocabulary and grasp.

1 hours later 9971383 Anonymous
>>9971308 Ah OK. Well they're certainly not the subhuman troglodytes some people make them out to be. That said, the aesthetic of the aboriginal woman isn't for me. The only ones I've found attractive have been mixed like Samantha Harris (the half abo model I posted).

1 hours later 9971384 Flipbro
>>9971312 Woah what the fuck.

1 hours later 9971411 Flipbro
>>9971383 Anyways what are some abo things that you guys know anyways? Culture,history or such? Any pre-brit history?

1 hours later 9971436 Anonymous (1365754017879.jpg 778x651 270kB)
>tfw stuck with with womyn who need no man or batshit insane religious nutjobs >tfw 1 year and 5 months until I become a wizard >tfw all of my normalfag friends are getting married left and right >tfw parents keep pestering me if I have a girlfriend even though I moved out when I was 22

1 hours later 9971440 Aristocrat
>>9971411 They had boomerangs and they're really ugly.

1 hours later 9971458 Anonymous
>>9971411 Boomerangs, dreamtime, didgeridoo, and a couple of other things I garnered from playing lots of Ty: The Tasmanian Tiger as a kid.

1 hours later 9971466 Anonymous
>>9971436 >tfw all of my normalfag friends are getting married left and right Just wait until they get divorced, mate.

1 hours later 9971470 Anonymous
My natives could kick your natives ass.

1 hours later 9971480 Anonymous
>>9971062 For some reason, Tongans love watching Filipino movies It's weird >>9971436 No submissive and traditional Filipino waifu for you?

1 hours later 9971487 Anonymous
i went to tonga a few months ago, the place is turning into a chinese colony

1 hours later 9971496 Anonymous
>>9971466 no divorce in the philippines, and most marriages here dont end up in annulment/legal separation

1 hours later 9971497 Flipbro
>>9971466 what? We are Philippines dude. The wives would still accept them back even if the dudes cheat on them even for the 4th time. Divorces dont exist unles your filthy rich.

1 hours later 9971512 Anonymous
>>9971487 Half Chinese Tongan girls could turn out good

1 hours later 9971515 Anonymous
>>9971470 1/14 Hawaiian reporting in, can I join in? One day I will return to Hawaii and make connectings with my roots.

1 hours later 9971522 Flipbro
>>9971487 >>9971480 Woah the hell is happening there. Since it looks like we have to rely on you guys on info.

1 hours later 9971562 Anonymous (thecuz.jpg 350x352 39kB)
>>9971515 Chur, bro.

1 hours later 9971566 Flipbro
>>9971470 hhahaha dump pics.

1 hours later 9971576 Anonymous
>>9971436 >2013 >getting married >not becoming a wizard if you moved out when you're 22 then you must be awfully rich

1 hours later 9971579 Flipbro (1110634085_6a013b40a8.jpg 500x333 157kB)
>>9971566

1 hours later 9971580 Anonymous
>>9971522 influence against any future conflict against murrica i guess. all of the shops are owned by chinese and the chinese govt is even building infrastructure with chinese workers who end up staying there

1 hours later 9971583 Anonymous
All Asian thread is pinoy thread. Austronesian thread is no exception Deal with it, nerds. Why don't you just migrate here and spend all your money in this country?

1 hours later 9971601 Anonymous
>>9971583 Fuck off, Fallipenis. You were just our bitch until recently.

1 hours later 9971627 Anonymous
>>9971601 except you arent a polandball

1 hours later 9971642 Flipbro
>>9971580 The hell man? Really and nobody is givng two shit of its possible effects in the future?

2 hours later 9971646 Anonymous (Arnis.jpg 159x240 5kB)
>>9971470 >Implying

2 hours later 9971721 Anonymous (murrays.jpg 500x517 73kB)
>>9971646 Come at me, cuz.

2 hours later 9971722 Anonymous
>>9971580 It's what they're doing in Africa as well.

2 hours later 9971761 Anonymous
>>9971642 yeah there have been riots there with lots of chinks leaving, one which destroyed the cbd; but as i mentiond the chinese govt rebuilt everything and theyre stating to come back.

2 hours later 9971763 Anonymous
>>9971601 Shut the fuck up, nerd. You can't join the kool gang, so fuck off and make your own burger thread.

2 hours later 9971782 TW (6210467427_7b36ca99c3.jpg 300x414 73kB)
in fact most young Taiwanese think Native culture is a symbol of Taiwan and proud of it we have cartoon ,song movie even game base on tribe culture

2 hours later 9971784 Flipbro (432px-Ifugao_headhunter.jpg 432x599 72kB)
>>9971721 looks like a job for some jungle higlander

2 hours later 9971805 Flipbro
>>9971763 you know your being baited right?

2 hours later 9971834 Anonymous
>>9971761 Didn't this happen in Fiji with Indians?

2 hours later 9971835 Anonymous
>>9971782 Taiwan natives especially the Seediq is very much looks like Dayaks from borneo, their culture and tradition such as clothing and headhunting practice.

2 hours later 9971877 Anonymous (1352927618870.jpg 493x335 29kB)
>>9971763 >thinking "Nerd" is an insult. >kool gang >lel get burger murrican xD

2 hours later 9971879 Anonymous
>>9971782 that's such a stupid trend. most of you are ethnically chinese. you don't see australians going on about muh abo heritage

2 hours later 9971882 Anonymous
>>9971522 Dunno, apparently they watch them off the Filipino channels (why do they have those to begin with?) One of my sister's Tongan friends is in love in Piolo Pascual

2 hours later 9971884 Flipbro
>>9971782 But arent they dying? >>9971169 You guys are?

2 hours later 9971892 Malaybro (longhouse-tribe500.jpg 500x301 64kB)
>>9971784

2 hours later 9971897 Taiwan abo
>>9971879 It's a way to separate Taiwan from China culturally.

2 hours later 9971911 Anonymous
>>9971877 le burger maymay :-----DDDDD MURRKA FAT LEL, THEY SO FAT THEY THOUGT MOON IS MADE OF CHEESES :--------D

2 hours later 9971969 Flipbro
>>9971882 Da fuck? This is really weird. Seriously weird. Maybe the gods of Austronesia leading us back to cultural unity?

2 hours later 9972001 Anonymous
>>9971761 there are also more japanese cars in tonga than people lel

2 hours later 9972024 TW (f_1448894_1.jpg 518x389 91kB)
we even got tribe Hello kitty in Airport only in Taiwan > >>9971884 they are just fine they have stable position in government one of my college professor is Seediq >>9971879 multiple culture rock

2 hours later 9972145 Flipbro
>>9972024 Well thats nice.

2 hours later 9972515 Anonymous
>>9971133 English is taught in public schools but as a second language. I didn't go to government school but I believe that science and math were taught in English too, heard that someone was trying to get that reversed but I have no idea why.

2 hours later 9972621 Malaybro
>>9972515 It was done a while back actually. Really pissed me off, but apparently there were enough families lobbying to get it done.

2 hours later 9972628 Anonymous
>>9972515 How did you guys take that news.."reversing teaching math and science using the mother tongue instead of English" ? Ours? Not so well...while it's better since it would make both subjects much more sense instead of forcing the teacher to speak it in English because it's forcibly required.

2 hours later 9972665 Anonymous
>>9972628 I thought it was quite retarded honestly. English is a global language, and should be taught as much as possible. Malay on the other hand, is not, and can only be spoken in Malaysia and in some cases Indonesia.

2 hours later 9972750 Anonymous
>>9969614 Awesome Image there. The artist did his homework. >>9970119 Nay. It won't work. Maybe if China really did become more aggressive with it's territorial claims.

2 hours later 9972783 Anonymous (bisaya_warrior_by_coconutbamboo-d5b24rd.jpg 900x508 69kB)
>>9972750 >>9971892 Source of the image: http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Au stronesia-Hetalia-OCs-TATTOO-340823 196

2 hours later 9972888 Anonymous
>>9971969 cultural unity?..That sounds great. Would it beat colonial mentality? >>9972665 I'm guessing the same reaction with our people. Ok then. English is something..But where talking about making sense with Math and Science. English here is a matter of social standards not necessary because it's a global language.

3 hours later 9973269 Anonymous
>>9972621 Because the english for science and math was implemented poorly >Guys,lets make it bilingual >We need teachers trained to teach the subject in english,how do we get thousands of them? >No worries,just give them some training and its all set! >The teachers can barely teach in english,and nobody actually even used english or answered in english These kind of things require at least half a decade of preparing teachers,testing the syllabus and other experiments not just slap english in textbooks and done. All those years of marking homework and test papers made me smack my head numerous times.

3 hours later 9973321 Anonymous
>>9973269 In a way leave it to the experts to teach the subject matter regardless of the language used to teach these?

3 hours later 9973428 Malaysia
>>9973321 In short: Prepare the base first before you start constructing a building. When a guy spends 10+years teaching in local dialect, you cannot expect a bit of 'training camps' aka 'join and get free monies' to make him fluently teach english all of a sudden. Also some of us rural Malay folks dislike english since its considered language of the invaders.

3 hours later 9973577 Anonymous
>>9973428 >English since its considered language of the invaders Makes me wish I can hear this from my people.

3 hours later 9973785 Malaysia (images.jpg 299x169 10kB)
>>9973577 If you knew the history of Kedah which is full of British dickery you would know that feel. >Hates colonial past >Now using english and studying in NZ Maybe I should start typing in jawi alphabet.

3 hours later 9973830 Anonymous
>>9973785 We should have a idea..We were invaded several times.

3 hours later 9973858 Anonymous
>>9973785 Now, how was it any worse than any other of our state? Sorry, haven't brushed up local history in a while.

3 hours later 9973968 Malaysia
>>9973858 >Give Penang away for protection against Siam >Screwed over by British and Siam >Retaliate and lost Seberang Perai >Perlis broken and they did nothing >Anglo-Siam treaty Trusting Perfidious Albion,never again. كناڤ لا اكو چاكڤ ايڠڬريس؟

3 hours later 9974089 Anonymous
>>9973968 اڤا كبار

3 hours later 9974113 Anonymous
>>9969614 > Brunei OMFG, Brunei has Russian prison tattoos on his back. Авторитетный чувак, аж две большие звезды.

3 hours later 9974140 Anonymous (filipina house maids.jpg 720x496 56kB)
>>9974095 Noice.

3 hours later 9974161 Anonymous
lolwhut...everybody is an iban warrior?..

3 hours later 9974178 Anonymous
>>9974150 Sad that it's a douche to thinks too highly of himself

3 hours later 9974197 Anonymous
>>9969614 Why no East Timor?

3 hours later 9974203 Anonymous
>>9973968 >Perlis broken and they did nothing oh, forgot about that one. Thanks Yep Kedah got raped extra hard

3 hours later 9974215 Anonymous
>>9974140 I wish my house maids were that hot

4 hours later 9974427 Malaysia
Gotta sleep now,its already 3am >>9974089 كبار باءيق How did you know malay?

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