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2013-04-13 04:06 9935757 Anonymous (can.jpg 620x465 78kB)
Daily reminder that Canada has no absolutely no culture, Mapple Syrup and Hockey don't make a culture. Daily reminder

1 min later 9935776 Anonymous
Daily reminder that no American nation has a culture.

1 min later 9935791 Anonymous
>Hockey don't make a culture. That's just like, your definition man.

1 min later 9935793 Anonymous
Cool.

3 min later 9935825 Anonymous
did Canadians invent it? If they didn't, then agreed it's not Canadian culture Although that'd mean that soccer isn't south American culture....

6 min later 9935877 Anonymous
>>9935776 Lies.

6 min later 9935881 Anonymous
Daily Reminder that Australia has no culture, having Marsupials and somewhat decent beaches don't make a culture. Daily reminder.

8 min later 9935905 MB, Canada
Well no shit Canada doesn't have a set culture. Just like the US, it's a melting pot. Whatever your heritage is can be your culture.

9 min later 9935938 Anonymous
I'll just say that the world is stealing America's culture while claiming we have none >>9935881 Lile how you stole Hawaii's and California's culture

10 min later 9935953 Anonymous
>>9935757 go back to china, commie

28 min later 9936283 Anonymous
>>9935938 >Australia >Like California wut

29 min later 9936310 Anonymous
Fuck off. North America has so much goddamned culture it's sickening. Justin Bieber, American Idol, all that good shit.

30 min later 9936330 Anonymous
>>9935938 You mean texas?

31 min later 9936341 Anonymous
>>9936310 Justin Bieber has a nice voice he just uses it to make mediocre music faglord

32 min later 9936378 Anonymous
Saying canada has no culture is like saying south dakota has no culture, it's just plain wrong. Canada is a cultural powerhouse

33 min later 9936398 Anonymous
>>9936341 He just makes regular pop music now His music isn't annoying anymore. But he seems to be turning into quite the douchebag

38 min later 9936492 Anonymous
Why don't you build the Great Wall of Canada to defend yourselves from motorized scooter archers?

40 min later 9936532 Anonymous
>>9936492 Canada and the US pretty much are best bros. Before 9/11 you didn't even need a passport to go from the US to Canada. Now there's more security obviously.

41 min later 9936565 Anonymous
>>9936492 Americans are nice it's just their news outlets that we hate.

42 min later 9936577 Anonymous
>>9936378 >Canada is a cultural powerhouse MUH MAPLE SYRUP MUH HOCKEY MUH TIM HORTONS

43 min later 9936599 Anonymous
>>9936577 What is Tim Hortons anyway and why are canadians so obsessed with it?

43 min later 9936607 Anonymous
>Canada >irrelevant

44 min later 9936615 Anonymous
>>9936492 Nah we like American immigrants The motorized scooters don't come here anyway

44 min later 9936617 Anonymous (Haw-Par-Villa61.jpg 550x733 84kB)
Quebec is the only place in Canada with a culture the rest is just a rip-off of the US

44 min later 9936627 Anonymous
>>9936599 MUH HERITAGE TIMMIES IS A FAMILY

44 min later 9936628 Anonymous
Guise....what makes a culture..?

45 min later 9936636 Anonymous
Southern Ontario and Vancouver don't have unique culture. Too americanized. Boonie person reporting in. How's she goin bahds?

45 min later 9936643 Anonymous
>>9936599 oh it's just coffee/breakfast/donuts chain

45 min later 9936646 Anonymous
>>9936628 It's how wacky and weird you are compared to americans.

45 min later 9936649 Anonymous
>>9936628 Hard work and GUTS.

45 min later 9936654 Anonymous (atlanticcanada.png 650x439 654kB)
Best Coast How does it make you feel that you'll never live in one of the few places in Canada that can claim some form of identity?

46 min later 9936661 Anonymous
>>9936615 Well, unless you go to a Coffee Time

46 min later 9936662 Anonymous
>>9936646 >It's how wacky and weird you are compared to americans. Perfect description

46 min later 9936666 Anonymous
>>9936617 What is Quebec culture besides poutine and Carnival?

47 min later 9936675 Anonymous
>>9936654 >muh goofy accent means I have a culture

47 min later 9936684 Anonymous
>>9936617 >muh langue >muh poutine >muh bonhomme du neige ....?

48 min later 9936695 Anonymous
>>9936666 Apparently speaking French = culture

49 min later 9936717 Anonymous
>>9936666 Depanneur, St. Hubert sauce chugging contests, talking terrifrench with a dart danglin fron yer gob, and being an arsehole. Four reasons for Quads. Congrats bahd!

49 min later 9936722 Anonymous
>>9936646 Word. http://www.zompist.com/amercult.htm l And all the other tests linked to from that page.

53 min later 9936787 Anonymous
Do not have capacity to immigrate for Europe or America? Immigrate to Canadá.

55 min later 9936817 Anonymous
>>9936787 >implying our immigrants are worse than Europe's

56 min later 9936832 Anonymous
>>9936646 >>9936722 In other words, Canada has no culture because its culture (yes, it has a culture) is too much like American culture... http://www.zompist.com/canada.html

57 min later 9936861 Anonymous (sidney.jpg 305x318 52kB)
Never understood this but all the Canadians I've met irl have been such lovely people, yet all the ones on here are such utter cunts

59 min later 9936888 Anonymous
>>9936832 Sort of like Austria is to Germany.

59 min later 9936890 Anonymous
>>9936832 First sentence >...you are of course not American. You're fascinated by minute differences between the U.S. and Canada, and a bit annoyed at Europeans who can't tell you apart. top lel

1 hours later 9936901 Anonymous
>>9936861 We're all utter cunts here, except for Straya.

1 hours later 9936909 Anonymous
>>9936890 For some reason everyone thinks I'm Canadian when I go overseas. I don't know what to think of it.

1 hours later 9936919 Anonymous
>>9936861 Because we're passive aggressive and secretly talk shit about you behind your back.

1 hours later 9936943 Anonymous (baby.jpg 300x352 15kB)
What if Canada isn't like the US? What if the US is like Canada?

1 hours later 9936965 Anonymous
>>9936943 Canada is the U.S. without Republicans

1 hours later 9936996 Anonymous
>>9936965 I'd rather Republicans than Demoshits. muh gunz muh free speech muh rights

1 hours later 9937001 Anonymous
>>9936965 Canada and the Northern states are painfully similar. It's like you don't even cross a border going from Ontario to NY or Michigan. (Except for Detroit, but we don't talk about Detroit)

1 hours later 9937018 Anonymous
>>9937001 detroit techno is my favorite genre nerd

1 hours later 9937028 Anonymous
>>9937001 What's our version of Detroit? I'd say Windsor but that's too obvious.

1 hours later 9937041 Anonymous
>>9937028 Native Reserves

1 hours later 9937044 Anonymous
>>9937028 Well, seeing say they share similar economies and both are shitholes with declining populations, I'd say it's Windsor still.

1 hours later 9937052 Anonymous (1342814451967.jpg 640x449 31kB)
>>9935757 >mapple >says Daily reminder twice Canada confirmed drunk. Post after you sober up, brother.

1 hours later 9937071 Anonymous
>>9937044 as they*

1 hours later 9937082 Anonymous
>>9936890 Keyword: "minute".

1 hours later 9937089 Anonymous
>>9937028 >What's our version of Detroit? There is no other version of Detroit.

1 hours later 9937094 Anonymous
>>9937052 >implying there's anything overtly entertaining up here other than getting right dicked. Trailer Park Boys is legit

1 hours later 9937099 Anonymous
>>9936943 That's basically how it is >>9937001 What are you talking about man. There's an immediate difference. >fat people >those billboards and neon signs everywhere.jpg >Upstate NY and Michigan are really poor >accents

1 hours later 9937113 Anonymous
>>9937094 Trailer Park Boys has the GOAT themesong. Would watch just for that theme.

1 hours later 9937114 Anonymous
Remember when YTV was still good?

1 hours later 9937124 Anonymous
>>9937099 Have you even been to America? Are you even from Ontario?

1 hours later 9937135 Anonymous
>>9937114 Dat Sugar.

1 hours later 9937139 Anonymous
>>9937099 See >>9936890 lel

1 hours later 9937167 Anonymous
>>9936861 we're polite, not nice.

1 hours later 9937185 Anonymous (nigel_buttomsnatcher_canadian_superhero.jpg 114x131 5kB)
>>9935757 Look at that fucker. Look at that shit-eating grin.

1 hours later 9937211 Anonymous
>>9937139 I suppose you're right But there's no way you couldn't even tell, crossing the border. Fat people especially

1 hours later 9937220 Anonymous
>>9937124 Yup, go shopping in the NY and Pennsylvania all the time

1 hours later 9937225 Anonymous
>>9936617 newfoundland

1 hours later 9937241 Anonymous
>>9937220 I go to Michigan a lot. It's the same shit except smaller and stuff is more spread out (I'm from Toronto). And they have weird stores like Meijer.

1 hours later 9937243 Anonymous
I always chocked it up to Canada being a relatively new country, were creating our culture right now, you cant compare it to a country thats existed for centuries

1 hours later 9937258 Anonymous
>>9937241 How is Meijer weird? It's pretty average.

1 hours later 9937273 Anonymous
>>9937258 The name pronunciation threw me off the first time I saw it as a kid.I called it Major the first time I saw it

1 hours later 9937340 Anonymous
>>9937241 Why Michigan? Isn't that sorta far? Do they have better shops or what. Also live in Toronto area

1 hours later 9937393 Anonymous
>>9937340 My dad moved to Michigan after my parents separated so I spent pretty much every long weekend and all holidays there growing up. I still go back a lot to visit.

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