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2013-04-08 02:25 9797570 Anonymous (1364520964268.jpg 1748x1816 883kB)
Americans, please explain this.

1 min later 9797597 Anonymous
Freedom

1 min later 9797602 Anonymous
Darren just wants a drama-free relationship. What more is there to explain?

2 min later 9797621 Anonymous
Abundant cable television bandwidth. Yes, they're dedicating our local loops to this crap instead of more DOCSIS channels.

3 min later 9797648 Anonymous (game_slider_freakshow-pinball.png 720x275 327kB)


3 min later 9797654 Anonymous
It's called "Comedy Gold"

4 min later 9797676 Anonymous
Dwight Says he is proud to be a prostitute God bless you Dwight

5 min later 9797685 Anonymous
Every country has its idiots. The thing is, the USA has a fuckhuge population (one country with about 1/2 the population of the whole EU), so we have more people two standard deviations below the mean than many countries have total. These shows are meant to appeal to the widest view base possible, and so are aimed towards the stupider 70% of the country. There's also the South, which brings us down quite a bit more. I'm willing to bet that at least half of these come from the South.

5 min later 9797692 Anonymous
>>9797659 Maury. You could probably watch a lot of it on youtube

5 min later 9797694 Anonymous
>I'm happy I cut off my legs HUH?

6 min later 9797697 Anonymous
Stupid people watch a lot of television. And stupid people love watching even stupider people on television. Seems pretty simple.

6 min later 9797715 Anonymous
>>9797692 cool, thanks

7 min later 9797726 Anonymous (1362109265856.jpg 200x200 20kB)
>Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppittybop-Bop-Bop

7 min later 9797737 Anonymous
>josie, 8 was born a male named joey but now he lives as a girl >mfw I've seen that documentary http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epDP ui27QZQ

7 min later 9797738 Anonymous
>>9797726 2deep4u

8 min later 9797762 Anonymous
>>9797570 >Nicole says her 14 year old sister Angelique had sex with a man for a double cheeseburger Seems like a reasonable deal

9 min later 9797771 Anonymous
That's why I love America. America is pure HUEHUEHUEHUE too.

10 min later 9797790 Anonymous
Most of that was Maury or Jerry Springer. Daytime comedy shows with rednecks and crazy people. Find it on youtube. Jerry Springer (whose show is much more ludicrous than Maury) used to be the mayor of Cincinnati and he ran a local tv show there. When people would fight on the show, it got more views, so he made a whole show surrounding rednecks fighting.

10 min later 9797798 Anonymous
>not having daytime television full pleb

10 min later 9797802 Anonymous
>>9797570 https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

11 min later 9797811 Anonymous (1364419446965.jpg 252x240 39kB)
>>9797762 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPLv d54wfaI >It's all about fast money, baby

11 min later 9797813 Anonymous (Silvio 1.jpg 1280x800 164kB)
Italians, please explain this

12 min later 9797822 Anonymous (25252.png 348x299 233kB)
Am I the only one that notices that that "women" is clearly a man

12 min later 9797823 Anonymous
>>9797813 Heh.

12 min later 9797825 Anonymous
>Gary Spivey That's from that Urban Legends show they used to have on TLC. It was pretty entertaining.

12 min later 9797827 Anonymous
>>9797715 It's like Jerry Springer for black people. lol holy shit I remember years ago.. they had a fat black woman on and she was scared of spiders so they lowered like a dozen spiders, real live spiders, tied to strings from the ceiling. All around her. she was surrounded by writhing, wriggling spiders. holy shit it was so good. they were trying to 'cure' her. hahahaha

12 min later 9797845 Anonymous
>>9797813 Checkmate.

13 min later 9797864 Anonymous
>>9797694 Frankly, I huh'd too at this one. It must have been taken out of context. She probably had to take some kind of decision like "cut off your legs or keep suffering". At least, I hope so.

13 min later 9797868 Anonymous
"Child Safety Tip from a Pedophile" is from the Onion...

14 min later 9797882 Anonymous
>>9797822 This picture is literally old as dirt. Lurk moar newfag.

15 min later 9797906 Anonymous (ha ha ha.jpg 204x286 11kB)
>Jon says his friends "Silky Steve" and "Magnum Johnson" look like mack daddies

16 min later 9797921 Anonymous
>>9797868 >believing any of this its either shopped or the source of the ultimate rusemen: day time television. they were coming up with shoops before the internet existed. sorry to shatter any dreams about men being forced to eat beards.

17 min later 9797948 Anonymous
>>9797827 I love the titles of the video on Youtube >MAURY 13YR OLD HAD SEX WITH 15 GUYS >"Maury, You'z Gettin' OLD!!!" - VIOLENT Teen Siblings Terrorize Mother! >14 y/o Violently Attacks Lupus Patients, Family >Maury: "I **WANTED** That STD!!! >I Train My Wife Like a DOG!!! Abusive Husbands! At least, they are constantly excited, what with the exclamation marks.

17 min later 9797951 Anonymous (sgface.png 1020x576 642kB)
>Patty >Addicted to creating Japanese characters online Who isn't ?

17 min later 9797953 Anonymous
Some of these are real and some of these are fake. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8tL enDOtVI

17 min later 9797961 Anonymous
>i'm happy i cut off my legs I know a guy who did this to his foot and he doesn't regret it at all

17 min later 9797965 Anonymous
>>9797948 yea its classy stuff.

18 min later 9797969 Anonymous
>>9797921 http://youtu.be/URBuVMuwdEk

18 min later 9797991 Anonymous
What they show on Maury unfortunately isn't fake. They just find the most hysterical fuckwad and bring them on television.

19 min later 9797997 Anonymous
>>9797906 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NCN Sa4ttZg

20 min later 9798033 Anonymous (desketti.jpg 1348x3750 461kB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9nb hzKaqvA Honey Boo Boo is the new low. [spoiler]For now.[/spoiler]

21 min later 9798043 Anonymous
>implying American television isn't truly the greatest thing that has ever kissed this blessed earth

21 min later 9798049 Anonymous
>>9797961 Is he insane of was he trolling you?

21 min later 9798051 Anonymous (fcamerican.jpg 1162x850 159kB)
>Nicole >Her 14 year old sister had sex with a man for a double cheeseburger That's true patriotism

22 min later 9798064 Anonymous
>>9797991 .... lol Wrestling is real then amirite?

23 min later 9798088 Anonymous
>>9798051 >tfw simultaneously orgasming and biting into a double double.

24 min later 9798101 Anonymous
>>9798064 You underestimate the stupidity of your country.

24 min later 9798102 Anonymous
>>9798064 All these reputations people threw away for several hundred bucks each...

24 min later 9798105 Anonymous
>>9798088 >being double doubled while eating a double double

24 min later 9798114 Anonymous
>>9798102 It's not like they use their real names.

25 min later 9798142 Anonymous (1355453580102.jpg 411x341 22kB)
>>9798105

26 min later 9798143 Anonymous
Today Now! Is The Onion.

26 min later 9798145 Anonymous
>>9798114 >implying they don't They do so they can brag about it to their friends

27 min later 9798173 Anonymous
>>9798033 Why the fuck did I even google what is sketti

29 min later 9798218 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0nn U71ggro

29 min later 9798219 Anonymous
>"KICK A GINGER DAY" VICTIM That's not American.

30 min later 9798244 Anonymous (13542510177.jpg 486x357 126kB)


31 min later 9798270 Anonymous (hardcore.jpg 500x376 37kB)
We have those too.

32 min later 9798278 Anonymous
>>9798244 NO FUCKING WAY

32 min later 9798295 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Xp tprsRTA

33 min later 9798300 Anonymous
>>9797864 It's Jerry Springer, so I doubt that. She probably really wanted to cut her legs off.

34 min later 9798331 Anonymous
>>9798270 El diario de Eva was the shit.

36 min later 9798356 Anonymous
>>9797570 the 4x5 picture,Today Now, is the Onion

36 min later 9798360 Anonymous
>>9797864 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvY2 ScZBCtQ Nope. Sorry.

36 min later 9798363 Anonymous
live in the city where Maury and Jerry Springer is filmed. I always see obscenely long lines to live showings while driving.

37 min later 9798390 Anonymous (Br9qv.gif 450x299 497kB)


39 min later 9798414 Anonymous
>pretending to not watch maury and jerry springer for comedy gold

39 min later 9798427 Anonymous (yPWJi.gif 500x352 494kB)


39 min later 9798430 Anonymous
>>9798102 Now people have FaceBook and do it for free.

40 min later 9798440 Anonymous (American public hears the word Socialism.gif 400x267 496kB)


40 min later 9798442 Anonymous
>>9798414 Jerry Springer was better when the producers encouraged the guest to beat the hell out of each other. It sort of faded away after that.

41 min later 9798459 Anonymous
>>9798414 I love you Norway

41 min later 9798474 Anonymous (12837181883.jpg 500x667 107kB)


42 min later 9798489 Anonymous (Completely Genuine Reaction, Courtesty of The American Public.gif 211x158 1538kB)
>>9798440

43 min later 9798497 Anonymous
I have been to Jerry Springer and it's all fake, really. The crew tell you things to say and shit like that.

43 min later 9798507 Anonymous (tumblr_l6cg4mH2RT1qbipv3o1_500.jpg 494x700 110kB)


43 min later 9798508 Anonymous
>>9798442 its a good microcosm for all television. no matter how sincere a shows roots are it will eventually shrug them off and go for #bigmoneyratings

44 min later 9798523 Anonymous
>>9798459 Love you too, most important ally! >>9798442 That's why I can't seem to find good episodes lately. >>9798497 Don't ruin my dreams man.

44 min later 9798532 Anonymous (1350375826880.jpg 364x344 35kB)
South Park has utterly ruined the lives of gingers anywhere it's been aired.

46 min later 9798565 Anonymous (SOLD HER BLOOD.png 500x667 482kB)


46 min later 9798581 Anonymous
>>9797570 The kick a ginger one is canadian.

47 min later 9798601 Anonymous
>>9798565 Ha I've actually done that.

47 min later 9798610 Anonymous
>>9798581 Also, the "Child Safety Tips From a Former Pedophile" is from an Onion video.

53 min later 9798727 Anonymous
>>9797685 >I'm willing to bet that at least half of these come from the South. You'd be betting wrong. Jerry Springer even got started in Cincinnati. Where he was the mayor. It's sad that you have to stereotype a large portion of your country in an effort to explain why fake and cheap daytime television exist.

1 hours later 9798912 Anonymous
Fuck Murrica, how can 14y olds prostitute themselves and then be allowed to openly and proudly talk about it on the national television?

1 hours later 9798930 Anonymous
>>9798497 >tfw Jerry Springer was a good Mayor of Cincinnati >tfw he fucked a prostitute but fessed up and kept getting elected because he speaks the truth >tfw he was so popular he was up for an Ohio Governor run >tfw he couldn't get it because of the prostitute Even the great fall >>9798912

1 hours later 9798933 Anonymous
>>9798912 We can also open up the criminal record of anyone arrested in certain states and laugh at them.

1 hours later 9798971 Anonymous
>>9798912 Freedoms.

1 hours later 9799044 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn_B jXzLY1k

1 hours later 9799078 Anonymous
>>9798912 psst its not real nigger

1 hours later 9799150 Anonymous
Never change America

1 hours later 9799276 Anonymous
One of the few good thing about Mexicans and Asians coming here is that they aren't as fucking weird as the trash we generate.

1 hours later 9799337 Anonymous
>>9799276 Are you absolutely sure about that?

1 hours later 9799434 Anonymous
>>9799337 They definitely have a less weird fucks per capita from what i've seen.

1 hours later 9799540 Anonymous
>>9797659 90% of all the episodes revolve around paternity tests its humorous for about 4 minutes then you realize that after the show is over they have to raise a child and its depressing because those kids are the future of america

1 hours later 9799572 Anonymous
>Man forced to eat beard Destroys my sides every time.

1 hours later 9799884 Anonymous
>>9797825 He's real. And real crazy.

1 hours later 9799972 Anonymous (1360305844192.gif 180x180 445kB)
>>9798459 Denmark said he loves me TwT

1 hours later 9800019 Anonymous
Go to youtube and look up >Victoria 15 years old Maury >10 sluttiest girls on Maury >bad ass kids Maury >mfw i have no face cuz it got blown off

1 hours later 9800042 Anonymous
>kick a ginger day yeah we don't call them that here. That's britshit. also this can be blamed on our shit-tier television.

1 hours later 9800106 Aristocrat
This is probably the only picture out there that never fails to make me laugh. >Had sex with a man for a double cheeseburger The father and daughter having sex always piques my interest though. I wonder if anyone has a link for that.

1 hours later 9800134 Anonymous
>>9800042 >kick a ginger >ginger >That's britshit. I highly doubt it. Redheads are called "irish" in britland.

2 hours later 9800213 Anonymous
>>9797659 >>9799540 Maury use to be sorta legit for a daytime show way back in the day. I remember he use to always bring on Jack Hannah and he showed off the animals. Then it just got crazier and crazier. Every show became about paternity test and the audience started screaming all the time like Jerry Springer.

2 hours later 9800258 Anonymous
daytime television is purposely bad so you go out and get a job

2 hours later 9800814 Anonymous
>>9800213 Jerry Springer used to be kind of legit too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIk1 _hHC1f4 Here's him interviewing Ollie North.

2 hours later 9800978 Anonymous
>>9798507 >Latonja

2 hours later 9801026 Anonymous
>>9800258 Don't get me started on the commercials that air, theres shady lawyers, diploma mills like everest and ITT tech and and loan/tax scams.

2 hours later 9801069 Anonymous
>>9800814 Wow it actually seems like a civilized debating show.

2 hours later 9801109 Anonymous
>>9801026 Those lawyer commercials are gold. I love daytime TV.

2 hours later 9801123 Anonymous
>>9801109 One of my local lawyers just got busted for child pornography, now I'll never see his shitty commercials again.

3 hours later 9801445 Anonymous
Dwight is alpha as fuck

5 hours later 9804000 Anonymous
Lol, those teen werewolves are here in San Antonio. They weat those tails that clip on their pants to make friends.

8 hours later 9806759 Anonymous
>>9800019 I just finished watching that.

8 hours later 9806804 Anonymous
>>9804000 They're called furries dad, get with the times.

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