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2013-04-06 02:24 9741645 Anonymous (51st state.png 624x511 47kB)
Driving through Canada to visit a friend, some things I noticed:
>Canada is poor and deralict as fuck
>Injuns errywhere, bridges defaced with "THIS IS INDIAN TERRITORY", canadian flags x'd out
>Canadians huddle near the border of the US, all their settlements depend on US trade and patronage
>many Canadians can't afford to drive, and thus walk everywhere despite the biting cold
>Everything is expensive, but it doesn't feel like it because Canadian money looks like monopoly money
Tomorrow I brave further into inland Ontario. Wish me luck for I know not what I shall find.
1 min later 9741663 Anonymous
>THIS IS INDIAN TERRITORY"
shame, that, 'cause it sort of is.
2 min later 9741686 Anonymous
>>9741663
inb4 some dumbfat saying they "didn't do anything with the land".
2 min later 9741691 Anonymous
>>9741663
Which is why we killed most of our Indians. Savage fucks with "muh land" this and "muh culture" that.
4 min later 9741731 Anonymous
>>9741663
>>9741686
Except it's not their land.
It's our land and Canada's land.
We won it fair and square.
I seriously hate people like you who say this shit.
You are such apologists.
4 min later 9741735 Anonymous (.jpg 540x393 67kB)
Go
5 min later 9741751 Anonymous
>>9741735
I always knew Canada had a needledick.
6 min later 9741759 Anonymous
>>9741663
No it isn't. The land belongs to whoever controls it.
7 min later 9741784 Anonymous
>>9741731
I don't think you know what "apologist" means.
8 min later 9741805 Anonymous
>>9741784
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dict ionary/apologist
one who speaks or writes in defense of someone or something
9 min later 9741813 Anonymous
>>9741731
>won it fair and square
By killing them with advanced weaponry and giving them smallpox infected blankets?
Sounds fair man.
I hope you aren't buttmad when the Mexicans outbreed the whites in America. After all, they won, fair and square.
9 min later 9741814 Anonymous
>>9741759
Thank you, Hat. I'm glad you understand.
Better question, OP. Why don't we become even closer friends with Canada? Invading them is stupid, annexing them is stupid. Diplomatic victory is the only way.
12 min later 9741883 Anonymous
>>9741813
Has Mexico declared war on the US?
Did it win said war against the US?
Did it then proceed to pay for the land it annexed?
...because that's what happened during the Mexican war. It isn't happening today. Today shitskins across the world are taking advantage of the West's cowardice and guilt.
17 min later 9741987 Anonymous
>>9741805
Which would make >>9741731 the apologist for defending the conquest and marginalization of the injuns.
17 min later 9741999 Anonymous
>>9741987
It also makes you an apologist for defending said Indians.
19 min later 9742027 Anonymous
>>9741645
The reason for Canadians living predominantly close to the border is because those lands were the most arable when settlers were coming in and the weather there was the most hospitable.
Obviously, most towns and cities sprang up from these settlements. But yes, our trade with the US is very important.
21 min later 9742055 Anonymous
>>9741999
I don't give a shit about native Americans I was just trying to get on your tits.
21 min later 9742064 Anonymous (jkr3487593.jpg 510x430 18kB)
>>9741999
>NO U
22 min later 9742084 Anonymous
quality thread
23 min later 9742099 Anonymous
also your internet sucks
jesus christ canada step it up
23 min later 9742105 Anonymous
>>9742055
You can get on my tits any day of the week.
24 min later 9742124 Anonymous
Because Canada sells its resources to the free market at the most efficient possible price.
We gain nothing by invading them, except minor benefits from pooling our military and federal police budgets; and things like that. Since we already cooperate quite closely with them and they follow us into every war and speak our language there's very little to gain.
25 min later 9742147 Anonymous
>>9741645
I thought aboriginal people were mostly in Nunavut, anyways, I think its pretty ironic that they call themselves "indians" (wrong term despiced by politically correct leftard organizations)
27 min later 9742178 Anonymous
>>9742124
manifest destiny, motherfucker
it is god's will
27 min later 9742182 Anonymous
>>9742124
Dude Canada is America Jr.
33 min later 9742262 Anonymous
I have no idea why. Just let us have the time to declare Independence before you do.
Seriously though, wanting to annex anyone is bad. Shame you for you to annex hawaii.
34 min later 9742272 Anonymous
I somewhat support this. In real terms, almost nothing would change, BUT we would be rid of the fucking Charter and would get American constitutional rights.
God Bless America.
35 min later 9742280 Anonymous
>>9742262
Says the guy who clubs baby seals.
37 min later 9742306 Anonymous
Op is right , I'm running on a hamster wheel 2 prdc elcticity hv 2 typ sml wrds
pls snd hlp
37 min later 9742307 Anonymous
>>9742280
lel
These are animals, not an entire population
37 min later 9742311 Anonymous
It's kind of weird that Canada is even a country and exists at all
BUT
they're the best neighbor anybody can ask for, so I got no problem over it
38 min later 9742321 Anonymous
actually i wouldn't mind, i don't think much would change
40 min later 9742348 Anonymous
Canada is basically the part of north america european settlers didn't want
42 min later 9742380 Anonymous
>>9741663
>coming from a Brit
43 min later 9742391 Anonymous (FO3_loading_screen_Capitol_Post_3.png 770x512 233kB)
44 min later 9742416 Anonymous
MUH FREE HEALTH CARE
44 min later 9742421 Anonymous
The United States is truly the land of extremes, even with its neighbors.
To it's north it has the best neighbor you could possibly ask for and to the south it has the absolute worse neighbor it could ask for.
Thank Christ its usually too hard for spics to cross another border illegally...
44 min later 9742434 Anonymous
>>9741645
....What sort of strange part of Canada are you visiting?
46 min later 9742461 Anonymous
>>9742434
Canadian tourist department employee detected. You can't keep the truth hidden for ever you Mountie bastard
47 min later 9742478 Anonymous
>>9742461
You're not supposed to know about our Natives.
Tell us where they escaped.
47 min later 9742481 Ontario
>>9741645
I've never seen any of that shit. Where are you? The fucking north? Driving through the uncivilized and desolate west?
47 min later 9742482 Anonymous
>>9742348
France shouldn't get to have an opinion on North America.
It traded mainland colonies for small islands full of black people.
49 min later 9742515 Anonymous
>>9742481
He probably wandered into an Indian village.
49 min later 9742521 Anonymous
>>9742421
>implying it is
50 min later 9742540 Anonymous
Americanadian Confederacy when?
50 min later 9742546 Anonymous
just noticed this now
52 min later 9742568 Anonymous
>>9742481
>Driving through the uncivilized and desolate west?
Doubt it. Our natives are human.
53 min later 9742582 Ontario
>>9742568
That's not what Manitoba tells me.
53 min later 9742592 Anonymous
>>9742568
Eh Ontario's natives aren't really doing anything right now.
1 hours later 9742771 Anonymous (IMG_3664.jpg 1600x1195 658kB)
>>9741813
>worrying about 3rd worlders coming into our country
Some are alright, but our government has a plan for them "invading" us with mass population.
Pic related it a mural at an airport which has a bunk underneath it that the president uses.
1 hours later 9742817 Anonymous
>>9742771
What the hell am I looking at?
Is that an W40K Commissar stabbing a dove?
1 hours later 9742829 Anonymous (mural2.jpg 1279x853 230kB)
>>9742771
Here's another one, they also named the airport "New World Airport"
1 hours later 9742841 Anonymous
>>9742817
It's a NWO commander stabbing a dove which represents peace.
1 hours later 9742843 Anonymous
>>9742829
I have NO IDEA what's happening.
1 hours later 9742861 Anonymous
>>9742843
Those are all things that are already extinct or are going extinct
1 hours later 9742890 Anonymous
>>9741645
-1000/10
1 hours later 9742945 Anonymous (1358766787087.jpg 400x680 82kB)
>>9741645
Shoot the smelly indians then.
1 hours later 9742949 Anonymous
The key to conquering Canada is to use Canadian logic. You appeal to the sense of "appreciate diversity within unification."
Acknowledge differences. State that diversity is a good thing. And, most importantly, emphasize how we need to unite to prevent our being taken over by a common enemy.
We need to encourage China to realistically threaten the taking over of North America. And then we say "together, we're strong" card and unite. The key to conquering Canada is to weaken ourselves and expose ourselves to danger.
1 hours later 9742962 Anonymous >americans think its a good idea to import this shit
Hispanics
Now let us look at a range of statistical measurements relating to Hispanic-Americans specifically (as they make up most of the net immigration into the US). This way, we can determine exactly what is being imported, and whether it is worth importing.
>IQ
Hispanics have an average IQ of 89 (an IQ below 85 is enough to be considered borderline retarded) – nearly 1 standard deviation below the average White IQ.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_a nd_intelligence#US_test_scores
>GDP Per Capita
Hispanics have an average income of $37,913 – over $20,000 below the average White income.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2009 /09/chart_american_income_by_race.h tml
>Murder Rate
Hispanics have a murder rate of 12.5 per 100,000 – below blacks but more than FOUR times as high as for White Americans.
http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmw rhtml/su6001a14.htm
>Welfare Rate
Hispanics, while less likely to be on welfare than blacks, are four times as likely to be on Welfare as whites.
http://www.nap.edu/openbook.php?rec ord_id=9719&page=158
>Unemployment Rate
Hispanics have an unemployment rate of 9.6% - above the national average and more than a third higher than Whites. Remember, also, that this doesn’t include illegal immigrants (who are usually either unemployed, under-employed, or employed under the table and not paying taxes).
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/emp sit.t03.htm
So what can we conclude from this? Well, the US has gone from 90% white to 60% white in 30 years – mostly due to Hispanic immigration. These immigrants have, statistically, made the US poorer, dumber, and more violent. This cannot be disputed, and must be taken into account when considering the supposed “benefits” of diversity and multiculturalism.
1 hours later 9742970 Ontario
>>9742949
I think actually lots of anglo canadians would be fine with a political union with most of the States of the USA, under Canadian rule.
We don't trust your governmental structure and maybe never will.
1 hours later 9742987 Anonymous
>>9742970
>and maybe never will.
and shouldn't, i would never trust their economy either.
1 hours later 9743021 Ontario
>>9742987
I personally agree whole heartedly.
1 hours later 9743043 Anonymous
>>9742829
>quetzal
The god of SA injuns...for Canadian injuns....
5 hours later 9746823 Anonymous
>>9741883
Why do you think that having a war declaration and paying some money afterwards justifies land anexation? Are you familiar with the concept of sovereignity, otherwise called "minding-your-own-bussiness"? How is taking advantage of the "West's cowardice and guilt" (weird, because Mexico is a western country) considered unfair, and taking advantage of some weak country not?
6 hours later 9746979 Anonymous
>>9742348
France is just butthurt because they gave up Canada with virtually no fight.
6 hours later 9747010 COCONUT
>>9746979
>virtually no fight
You need to learn more, friend.
>http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batai lle_de_Fort_Carillon_%28Fort_Ticond eroga%29
>http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batai lle_de_Fort_Oswego
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