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2013-04-04 12:08 9695762 Anonymous (1360465735994.png 2000x1000 37kB)
If your country hasn't had 13 civil wars you're pretty much a non-country.
1 min later 9695783 Anonymous
>civil war
>civilised country
>real country
4 min later 9695808 Anonymous
>>9695783
Love you Argiebro
4 min later 9695811 Anonymous
>>9695783
>Can't even enforce its claims on barely inhabited islands 200 miles away
>Real country
5 min later 9695826 Anonymous
>>9695811
/thread
8 min later 9695856 Anonymous
Please don't fill this thread with shitposting
8 min later 9695862 Anonymous
>>9695762
List or didn't happen.
9 min later 9695872 Anonymous
So was the last one those riots that happened were muslims officially took over your country?
10 min later 9695882 Anonymous
>>9695862
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engli sh_Civil_Wars
The Anarchy (1135–54)
The Revolt of 1173–74 by Henry the Young King against Henry II.
The First Barons' War against King John (1215–17).
The Second Barons' War against Henry III (1264–67).
The Despenser Wars against Edward II (1321–26).
The Glyndŵr Rising (1400–15)
The Wars of the Roses (1455–87)
The English Civil War (1642–51)
The First English Civil War (1642–46)
The Second English Civil War (1648–49)
The Third English Civil War (1649–51)
The Monmouth Rebellion (1685)
The Glorious Revolution (1688)
11 min later 9695885 Anonymous
>>9695811
18 years old untrained boys from a 3rd world country against professional soldiers from a world power, and they had 258 deaths.
11 min later 9695897 Anonymous
>>9695762
>stonehenge civil war
>stick and stones left millions dead
how's life in that small island of yours?
12 min later 9695899 Anonymous
>>9695872
That was mainly blacks, rather than Muslims.
12 min later 9695902 Anonymous
>>9695826
Damn Australia, you realy enjoy kissing British asses. Don't you remember you were made by the British scum?
12 min later 9695903 Anonymous
>>9695882
I didn't count The English Civil War (1642–51)
12 min later 9695906 Anonymous
>>9695882
>Not including the war of independence.
You need to include the ones you lost bud.
12 min later 9695907 Anonymous
I was almost about to write it's China but I suddenly recalled that PRC has had none after it was established
13 min later 9695921 Anonymous
>>9695906
That isn't considered a civil war.
14 min later 9695933 Anonymous
>>9695907
cultural revolution is a civil war
14 min later 9695935 Anonymous
>be an Italian state pre-unification
>not stabbing your neighbor every 10 years
14 min later 9695936 Anonymous
0 civil war
France number 1 of civilization
14 min later 9695937 Anonymous
>>9695885
>Making the decision to send 18 year old untrained boys against professional soldiers from a world power
>Real country
15 min later 9695953 Anonymous
Akizuki Rebellion
Boshin War
Civil war of Wa
Fujiwara no Hirotsugu Rebellion
Fukushima Incident
Gempei War
Hagi Rebellion
Heiji Rebellion
Hōgen Rebellion
Iwai Rebellion
Jōkyō Uprising
Jōkyū War
Menashi-Kunashir Rebellion
Mito Rebellion
Onin War
Saga Rebellion
Satsuma Rebellion
Sengoku Period
Shakushain's Revolt
Shimabara Rebellion
Shimonoseki Campaign
Tengyo no Ran
yep, we're pretty much covered
15 min later 9695956 Anonymous
>>9695937
In fact it was a dictatorship impanted by the NATO
16 min later 9695958 Anonymous (1364627911812.jpg 740x1035 126kB)
>>9695907
PRC != China
Taiwan == China
"
Thanks Japan" -America
16 min later 9695963 Anonymous
>>9695936
This is what your centralist government wants you to believe.
An example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_i n_the_Vendée
16 min later 9695969 Anonymous
>>9695936
>implying
16 min later 9695975 Anonymous
>>9695936
u fucking wot m8
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenc h_Wars_of_Religion
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armag nac%E2%80%93Burgundian_Civil_War
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burgu ndian_Wars
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_i n_the_Vendee
17 min later 9695986 Anonymous
>>9695885
>on the defensive with months of preparation
>still lose
ouch that's gotta hurt right in the irrelevancy gland
18 min later 9695988 Anonymous
that means all african countries are real countries ?
18 min later 9695995 Anonymous
>>9695906
>duur look at how retarded I am
19 min later 9696005 Anonymous
>>9695986
>months
My father fought there, and he had 15 days of "training"
19 min later 9696015 Anonymous
>>9695995
No, the American Revolution counts as a British civil war. They were British subjects of the crown, mostly of British descent if not outright born in Britain.
Not a mainland civil war, but one nonetheless.
20 min later 9696019 Anonymous
>>9695988
the realist
20 min later 9696025 Anonymous
>>9695762
We only had 11 civil wars.
20 min later 9696026 Anonymous
>agressive barbarians hating their compatriots
>real country
At least Czechs didn't steal your gold
21 min later 9696041 Anonymous
>>9696005
>"I have a brilliant idea!"
>"What is it?"
>"So you know how we're at war with a world power that has one of the best trained armies in the world?"
>"Yeah?"
>"What if we send 18 year olds at them with 15 days of training?"
>"Brilliant! Give this man a raise!"
22 min later 9696054 Anonymous
ITT First world circlejerking
23 min later 9696058 Anonymous
We had a civil war once. The outcome effected policy world wide.
23 min later 9696066 Anonymous
>>9696015
Indeed. It was much more a Civil War than a War for independence.
23 min later 9696069 Anonymous
>>9696041
>what's a dictatorship implanted by the NATO
>who's at the NATO's charge
In fact it was a great idea, from Tatcher
23 min later 9696073 Anonymous
>>9696015
If your country hasn't fought a civil war on foreign soil, you're pretty much a none country.
24 min later 9696078 Anonymous
>>9696069
Thatcher*
25 min later 9696090 Anonymous
>>9696058
How so?
25 min later 9696096 Anonymous
>>9696005
Fuck you Argentina. Seriously. You cant just claim a island because it is next to you or else Cuba and all those other islands next to us would be ours. Faggot I hope you pull another invasion of the falklands. I will volunteer for the army the first day and enjoy fucking your country in the ass with my .50 cal
25 min later 9696097 Anonymous
>>9696058
>No Whiskey Rebellion
>No Shay's rebellion
>No Indian Wars
>No War of 1812
>No Phillipines War
nigga please
25 min later 9696100 Anonymous
>>9695936
>revolution
>implying it didnt start out as a civil war
25 min later 9696104 Irefag the Second
We've only had one, technically.
B-but our country existed in a state of constant political flux until 1010, then four years later it happened again until 1641, then twenty years later it happened again until 1919. Surely that must count for something?
26 min later 9696115 Anonymous (ireland.jpg 220x303 22kB)
>>9696096
>You can't just claim an island because it is next to you
Y-yeah, Argentina.
T-take that.
26 min later 9696119 Anonymous
>>9696096
Thank you, USA. And thank your based city sized aircraft carriers.
26 min later 9696121 Anonymous
>>9696097
>wars with natives
>civil wars
you best be joking
27 min later 9696128 Цар
>13
more like 13333333
27 min later 9696129 Anonymous
>>9696097
>Iocal rebellions, Indian Wars, War of 1812, Phillipine Insurrection all "American" civil wars
27 min later 9696133 Anonymous
>>9696096
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies etc etc
29 min later 9696156 Anonymous
>>9696096
I love the "1st world" brainwashing, always funny
29 min later 9696164 Anonymous
>War of the Scottish succession, 1094-1097
>The revolts of the MacWilliams and Macheths, late 12c. early 13c.
>Wars of Scottish Independence
>Marian civil war between Mary, Queen of Scots, and Regent Moray, mid 16c.
>Scotland in the Wars of the Three Kingdoms 1639-51
>Jacobite rising, 1688-1746
Nae sae bod.
30 min later 9696169 Anonymous
>>9696156
I love the "3rd world" delusion, always funny
30 min later 9696176 Anonymous
>>9696156
>taking this guy seriously
he was joking.
30 min later 9696183 Anonymous
>>9696156
Says a country without freedom of the press, that speaks Spanish. How is the shit-skin language treating you? I bet you learn all about the glory of tacos and sombreros~ Fuck off nigger.
31 min later 9696190 Anonymous
>>9696176
Don't think so, America tends to be that retard
31 min later 9696191 Anonymous
>>9696156
What do you do when you see your tv floating away at night?
Scream "DROP IT, ARGENTINE!"
32 min later 9696202 Anonymous
>>9696190
I think that's too retarded, even for America.
32 min later 9696205 Anonymous
>>9696183
>>9696191
Solid argument right there
33 min later 9696227 Anonymous
>>9696104
>>9696115
Is there any reason in particular that we didn't just leave Ireland alone after the 1641 rebellion?
34 min later 9696240 Anonymous
>>9696205
I have never even heard of the Falklands before you started crying about it. But ill take any excuse to remove Argentinan's. Lets hope you make a move mother fucker. Ill be loaded on those prescription meth salts the troop nurse gives you if you request it. Hell yeah!!!!
35 min later 9696267 ParanoidHyperMusicPolice
>>9695882
>The Glyndŵr Rising (1400–15)
That was a good war.
36 min later 9696284 Anonymous
>>9696240
Crying where? On /int/?
95% threads about Falklands are made by the Brits
38 min later 9696296 Anonymous
>>9696284
Your government cries about it.
38 min later 9696303 Цар
>>9696296
On /int/?
39 min later 9696315 Anonymous
>>9696303
no.
40 min later 9696346 Anonymous
>>9696315
What you gonna do, Julio?
44 min later 9696403 Anonymous
>>9696346
First thing. I will fly grab a bottle of Adderall put it in my pocket and get on an aircraft carrier. I will then take that to the falklands. I will load up in a helicopter and take off with 8 other marines. We will parachute onto the falklands during the night with nightvision goggles, nightvision scopes on our sniper rifles. I will pop 3 Adderall. My dick will shrivel up but I won't be needing it until after I slaughter your men and take one of your Argentinian women as a war-bride. Man I am all giddy. Please try this. After fighting arabs for so long Argentinan's will be easy as pie. Should boost our moral.
46 min later 9696429 Цар
>>9696403
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
48 min later 9696442 Anonymous (bushmills-black-bush.jpg 540x720 26kB)
>>9696227
52 min later 9696495 Anonymous
>>9696442
that's owned by protestants in the north
52 min later 9696509 Anonymous (1359304347062.gif 320x240 2301kB)
>>9696069
1 hours later 9696628 Anonymous
OH MAN! This butthurt Argie Negro. Are you the same one from my never-lost-a-war-thread
why so butthurt?
1 hours later 9696684 Anonymous
>>9696495
See the influence of good British rule on Irish products?
1 hours later 9696728 Anonymous (Untitled.png 264x698 24kB)
our most recent civil war was between Greek nationalists and the communists, guess who got butt fucked. You are right, the latter.
1 hours later 9696756 Anonymous
>>9695995
The American War for Independence was pretty much a British civil war.
1 hours later 9696772 Anonymous
>>9696227
I think I can condense the administrations thoughts on the matter at the time.
>muh clay
1 hours later 9696897 Anonymous
>>9696191
lol
1 hours later 9696929 Ontario
Depends on how you look at it.
If Canada is looked at as a divergent course of British history(as british people who moved away, but would at that point still consider the history of the isles to be their history)...
13
If one however regards our history as beginning on a clean slate upon arrival in the Americas..
0
I'm okay with saying zero, personally :3
1 hours later 9696956 Anonymous
>>9696929
Too beta. I suggest making a conscious effort to try to be less beta on a daily basis Canada.
Your Pal,
America
1 hours later 9696959 Anonymous
if you're country isnt even HDI, then it's pretty much a non country.
(more like cuntry)
1 hours later 9696977 Ontario
>>9696956
I'll pass.
1 hours later 9696979 Anonymous
>>9696959
Doesn't ease of immigration boost HDI scores? You could be a great paradise but not allow refugees and you would get like 20% HDI
1 hours later 9697402 Anonymous
>>9695882
>The English Civil War (1642–51)
>The First English Civil War (1642–46)
>The Second English Civil War (1648–49)
>The Third English Civil War (1649–51)
wow you love civil wars so much that you civil war while you civil war and then some more civil war.
2 hours later 9698525 Anonymous
>>9695762
Okay, Germany is in (HRE)
3 hours later 9698585 Anonymous
>>9696728
>Slav-Macedonians
I knew it.
3 hours later 9698682 Anonymous (Les aristocrates à la lanterne.jpg 450x280 74kB)
>Hundred Years' War
>War of Religions and St Barthelemew
>Revolution
>Vendean war
>Federalist uprising
>White Terror
>1830 Revolution
>1848 Revolution
>June 1848 uprisings
>1852 coup and uprisings
>Commune
>1934 Crisis
>Résistance
>Algerian War
>Putsch of Alger and the OAS
3 hours later 9698718 Anonymous
>>9698682
You forgot the last one.
The 2013 national crisis white material shortage. That nearly ended in civil war in which neither side could surrender
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